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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:54,792 SURPRISE! I COMMITTED 2 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:59,333 RUSSIA SIX MONTHS AGO 3 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,042 Mom, I'm nervous. 4 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,625 With what? 5 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:09,250 Stop with that. 6 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:12,250 There is no reason to be nervous. 7 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,042 What if he likes me? 8 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,208 What does she mean by that? Who wouldn't like how you look? 9 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:22,208 Mama, there's more to love than just appearance. 10 00:01:26,292 --> 00:01:32,833 It's true, but your appearance it certainly helps. Believe me 11 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:36,208 When you are attractive 12 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:38,500 life is better. 13 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:40,958 I'm not sure I want to go to America. 14 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,333 Why don't you want to go to America? 15 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:44,542 Because I feel good here. 16 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,625 I am always on stage, performing. 17 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:50,417 You can perform in California. 18 00:01:51,792 --> 00:01:53,292 Look at it, 19 00:01:53,792 --> 00:01:55,417 seems very respectable. 20 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,250 So beautiful. 21 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:04,333 He will be the future mayor. 22 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:12,125 He sends you a lot of gifts, doesn't he? 23 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:15,750 It's rare to meet compromised by the internet. 24 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:18,833 It is totally normal. 25 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,708 So normal. 26 00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:23,625 People even fall in love on the internet now. 27 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:25,958 It is not weird. 28 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:28,625 What if I don't fall in love with him? 29 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:34,833 He has money. 30 00:02:35,875 --> 00:02:39,625 The beauty fades. The youth is ending. The money stays. 31 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:44,250 -But love? -What love are you talking about? 32 00:02:44,292 --> 00:02:47,750 Where is my love? How am I today? 33 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,917 I've spent my whole life in the kitchen. 34 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:53,958 I have given my best years to your dad and he left, who knows where, 35 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,583 that idiot. 36 00:02:56,083 --> 00:02:58,333 Love leaves you heartbroken 37 00:02:59,292 --> 00:03:00,917 And the money leaves you with a Porsche 38 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:04,625 Yes maybe. 39 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,792 Mama do you really believe that I will be happy there? 40 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:09,125 Of course! 41 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:11,667 You will be rich in America. 42 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,333 You will live in a big and beautiful house. 43 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:19,458 How bad can that be? 44 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:29,458 LOS ANGELES TWO WEEKS LATER 45 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,167 What are you doing? 46 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,708 That is madness. 47 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:40,500 That is a bad idea. 48 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,083 There is no shame in canceling that. 49 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:45,500 None of his friends or relatives are here. 50 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:48,667 Just go back there and say: "No thanks". 51 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:52,708 Leave the money, forget the citizenship and go back to Russia. 52 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:54,708 Where will you live with your mom 53 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:58,250 and then marry a loser that does not support you and they will have nine children. 54 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:08,833 We are here, gathered to celebrate the union 55 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,417 of Bill and Anna in marriage. 56 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:18,333 If anyone is present who opposes this marriage, 57 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,916 please speak now or shut up forever. 58 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:32,958 I now pronounce you husband and wife, 59 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,375 and spouses for life. 60 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:39,333 Bill, can you kiss his amazing fiancee. 61 00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:52,583 LOS ANGELES CURRENTLY 62 00:04:58,708 --> 00:04:59,750 Good morning dear. 63 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 What's wrong now? 64 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:06,125 -I'm bored. -Boring? 65 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:09,500 We have a satellite dish with 800 channels. 66 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,500 Exactly. 67 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,333 TV is my only entertainment. 68 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:19,208 Mr. Bill! 69 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:21,583 Come here! Look! 70 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:24,500 -You are on TV. -Yes, my commercial. 71 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:27,250 I am bill cunningham and I am running for mayor. 72 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:28,500 Why should you vote for me? 73 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:32,292 It is very simple: I do amazing things. 74 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,917 I started in my dad's business. 75 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:40,333 Amazing, right? I own two Mercedes Benz. 76 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:43,458 And this is my rich wife and smoker. 77 00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:44,542 BILL CUNNINGHAM FOR MAYOR 78 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:45,667 Say "hi" dear. 79 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:50,333 Do I need to say anything else? Let me summarize: 80 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:53,125 I live an amazing life. 81 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,250 Let me be a amazing mayor for you. 82 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,667 VOTE BILL CUNNINGHAM FOR MAYOR 83 00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:59,167 Very good, Mr. Bill. 84 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,333 You are so beautiful. 85 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:05,667 And you, Mrs. Anna, you are so beautiful. 86 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:06,708 Of course yes. 87 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,750 -Good work, dear. -That's the closest I got to acting 88 00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:11,042 Since I got here. 89 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:13,208 Who needs to act when do you have all that? 90 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:15,750 TV does not cure loneliness. 91 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,958 What about Martha? It does. 92 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:19,708 Yes, Mr. Bill. 93 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,333 I tell you what to do then. 94 00:06:22,417 --> 00:06:24,708 Buy something cool for you 95 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:28,917 and I'm going to take you for dinner tonight. 96 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:32,625 -Seriously? -Insurance. We haven't been out for a long time. 97 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,000 I look for you at seven. 98 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:00,375 Hi Mom! 99 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,917 Hello dear. How are you doing in America? 100 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,625 I am buying a dress. 101 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:07,500 Any special occasion? 102 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,833 Just for fun. 103 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:11,250 Fun? 104 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:14,500 Do you know what was the last time I went buy dresses just for fun? 105 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:16,625 That country still it was called from the Soviet Union. 106 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,542 Mom, here it is boring and lonely. 107 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:26,833 Here too it is boring and lonely. 108 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,625 The truth, Bill will take me to go out tonight. 109 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:31,292 We haven't been dating for a long time. 110 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:35,125 He is hardly ever at home. I think he doesn't care with me. 111 00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:37,750 What are you talking about? 112 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,333 How are his cooking classes? 113 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,792 -They're going well. -Good idea. 114 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 The fastest way to the heart of a man is through his stomach. 115 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:52,458 Well, the second fastest. The first is the ... 116 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:54,208 Mother? 117 00:07:56,417 --> 00:07:58,167 I'm in the last week of class. 118 00:07:58,292 --> 00:07:59,750 It was a fun eight weeks. 119 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:04,042 The teacher is very sweet. 120 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:07,750 To the tender teachers. Do not forget that you are married. 121 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:09,667 If it is possible call that marriage. 122 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,625 Anna, marriage is hard work. 123 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:16,833 Mom, I'm going to try on the dress I'll call you later. I love you. 124 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:33,832 Shut up, watch. 125 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,125 Mrs. Anna? 126 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Martha. 127 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:59,333 -I didn't know you were still here. -Yes ma'am. 128 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,292 I've finished. I can go home? 129 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,625 Yes. 130 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:08,958 -Came? -More wine? No problem. 131 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,208 -I'm going to search for you right now. -No. 132 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:12,125 I want to know would you to have a glass of wine? 133 00:09:13,292 --> 00:09:14,542 Me, ma'am? 134 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:18,125 But Mr. Bill ... 135 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,208 Well Mr. Bill is not here 136 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:24,250 And Mrs. Anna says that everything is fine then sit down. 137 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:25,583 Come. 138 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,333 I know what she means. 139 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,833 When i came to america 140 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:40,417 the people were so bad with me for being an immigrant. 141 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:45,708 Sorry, but everyone in America they immigrated from somewhere. 142 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:48,917 Yes, I know that my English is not very good, 143 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:51,500 but those who speak english 144 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,958 they don't know how to speak their language correctly, 145 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:58,708 but they feel special when They say "grill" in a restaurant. 146 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,000 Mexican fajitas, yes! 147 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:03,833 You're right. As long as Let's go to a Mexican restaurant 148 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:07,250 Bill always says "please" like was showing off or something. 149 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:08,708 And I know what that is he is trying to do, 150 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,458 because he never he says "thank you" in English. 151 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:12,583 Yes. 152 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:16,917 Tonight is the 856th episode of the Snapped program. 153 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,625 It's about killing husbands, come on. 154 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,458 Wait for me! Wait for me! 155 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,000 Do you know that TV? 156 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:28,708 She is huge. 157 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:31,875 The heads on the screen are five times bigger than in real life. 158 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:34,958 -Yes. -And that bed is like a cloud. 159 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:38,625 If angels watched HD TV it would be exactly like that. 160 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,500 Extravagant. 161 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:46,917 You know why Los Angeles is called that? 162 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:51,958 -Why? -Because all angels are Mexican. 163 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,250 Look. 164 00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,750 Yes, good. 165 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,042 -Very good. -Yes I like that. 166 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,042 Don't put too much. Only a little. 167 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:05,750 It's okay. Enough! 168 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:06,917 Good. 169 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,458 Health. 170 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,333 -Health. -Health. 171 00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:19,625 Do you want to see the Russian dance? 172 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,417 -Yes? -Yes Show me. 173 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,958 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 174 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:15,750 What the hell? 175 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:18,708 What? 176 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,625 Why is there an immigrant in my bed? 177 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,125 Because I am your wife. 178 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,750 No, I'm talking about her. 179 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:39,042 Well, we were drinking. 180 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,333 Jesus. 181 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:42,750 I don't like how that is going. 182 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,250 Shut up. 183 00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,125 Is not that. 184 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:50,542 She kept me company as You didn't come home last night. 185 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,750 You should have taken me to dinner! 186 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,625 -I sent you a message. -No, you didn't send me. 187 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:57,833 Good... 188 00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,458 Good... 189 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:02,125 If she is not the Lady Goldilocks Latina. 190 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:03,708 Guess what? 191 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,333 Papa bear is home and you're sleeping in his bed. 192 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:08,958 Mr. Bill! 193 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,583 -OMG. -I hope you're not waiting 194 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,625 receive overtime for sleeping in my bed. 195 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:18,083 -I go now. -Wow. You better hurry 196 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,750 because you need to return to work in three hours. 197 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,750 Unless I decide to fire you. 198 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,500 What? 199 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:28,583 You are an idiot. 200 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,250 Let me get some sleep. Where are you going? 201 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:34,917 For the guest room. 202 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:38,250 All good, at least I won't have waste of money this time. 203 00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:51,708 Don't want to talk about what happened? 204 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,542 Yes of course. 205 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,333 Don't leave the maid sleep in our bed. 206 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,000 End of discussion. 207 00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,125 Eggs, Mr. Bill? 208 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,750 -What? -She's asking she wants eggs. 209 00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:04,333 English! We speak English in this house. 210 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:08,333 Where did I come from, when you say "eggs", refers to testicles. 211 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,792 So no "eggs"? 212 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,208 No, no "eggs". 213 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,417 No eggs. 214 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:19,625 Martha, I'm going to want the eggs, please. 215 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,833 So now you're trilingual? 216 00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:24,292 Very well. 217 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,125 Thank you, Mrs. Anna. 218 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:27,625 In English. 219 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:30,250 -That means "thank you." -I know what it means. 220 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:33,125 But we are in America. 221 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,583 And in America, we speak English. 222 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,208 If we lived in Russia, I would speak Russian. 223 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,542 If we lived in Mexico, I would speak Mexican. 224 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:40,792 Spanish. 225 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:42,708 Does not matter. 226 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,542 But we are not in Russia or Mexico. 227 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:50,750 We are in the United States of America, my dear. 228 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,625 More eggs, Mrs. Anna? 229 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,333 Well, students. 230 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,625 Before starting, I just wanted to remind you 231 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,833 that this is our last class. 232 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:18,042 I just want you to know that I've had a lot of fun with you 233 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,125 in these last eight weeks, 234 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:23,250 e if any of you get a job in a restaurant, let me know 235 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,917 so that I never eat there. 236 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:27,625 I'm kidding. 237 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,542 Today we are going to cook salmon. 238 00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,625 Any questions before we start? 239 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,542 -Bobby. -I don't like salmon. 240 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,500 That is not a question. 241 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,917 You can lower your hand. Thank you. 242 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,125 Who would like cut legumes? 243 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,250 I do that. 244 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,375 Thanks, Sophie. 245 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,417 Start cutting that, please. 246 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,750 Wonderful. Now who want to help me with the fish? 247 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:53,708 -Ricky, do you want to? -No. 248 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:57,667 I raised my hand because I'm not good with knives. 249 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,542 Alex, would you like to help with the fish? 250 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:03,042 Will I stay near the oven? 251 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,958 People, what have you guys done in these last eight weeks? 252 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,958 -Looking? -Well, sometimes participating. 253 00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:16,958 Well Anna, would you like to come here and help me with the fish? 254 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:18,292 Yes. 255 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:22,917 -Great, how's it going? -Good. 256 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,125 -Have you cooked salmon before? -No. 257 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,667 Well, neither do I. 258 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,750 -Then that's going to be interesting, right? -Let's do that! 259 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:32,333 Okay, first, grab the fish. 260 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,542 -Grab from the inside. -So? 261 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:35,833 Yes, it should be. 262 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,167 Put it in the pot. 263 00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,250 Well, it must be so. 264 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,625 Good. 265 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,333 Very well. 266 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,417 Do you feel a chemistry between them? 267 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,958 -We are not friends. -What are we going to do 268 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:48,833 is to leave the skin side ... 269 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,250 -Goodbye teacher. -Bye thank you. 270 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,208 -Bye. -Goodbye. 271 00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:54,292 Goodbye. 272 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,375 Goodbye. 273 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,583 -Goodbye. -Thank you for cutting my food, 274 00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,042 You are a very good cook. 275 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,292 -Goodbye. -Goodbye People. See you soon. 276 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,000 -Bye. -Goodbye. 277 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,125 Goodbye. 278 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,625 Yes, I'm outside waiting for you. 279 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,416 -Yes. -Hello. 280 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:21,125 -Everything is alright? -Yes. 281 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,500 My transportation is late. 282 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,541 Well want 283 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,208 sit here and wait Or is it weird to talk to your teacher? 284 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,750 No? Yes? 285 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,917 -Yes. -Yes. 286 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,458 If he has any questions he can call me. 287 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,125 So he went to France 288 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:59,167 and you know, he can't speak any language, 289 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,417 -and they fall in love. -I already told you: 290 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,833 I want to see a new, action movie. 291 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:04,333 I already told you that I want to see Le Petite Cabin. 292 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,083 But it is in French. 293 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,458 I know. This is what subtitles are for. 294 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:13,750 Reading is when I'm with a Kindle, in the bathroom at home, not at the movies. 295 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,833 I'm not going to see your movie. 296 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:19,625 It's okay. 297 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:23,000 We will look here after the movies, okay? 298 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:25,667 - Are we going to see different movies? -That matters? 299 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,333 It's not how we left chat during the movie or something. 300 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,833 We are not idiots. 301 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,333 Speak for yourself. 302 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,333 You are hysterical. 303 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:36,708 Hi. 304 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,333 One ticket for the movie Le Petite Cabin. 305 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,417 One ticket for the Explosive Revenge movie. 306 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,500 Thank you. 307 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:45,042 So see you here after the movie. 308 00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:53,542 -Have fun. -That's not funny. 309 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:18,125 People are accusing me to work for Russia, 310 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,833 saying things like: "He is talking to Putin." 311 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:26,583 There is nothing wrong with having a good relationship with another country. 312 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,917 I can assure you that ... 313 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,375 What the fuck! 314 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,417 -Can't we listen to music? -No, I want to hear that. 315 00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:36,125 When you are the driver, you can hear what you want. 316 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,208 All three, maybe all four ... 317 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,042 So it's just stopping the car and let me drive. 318 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,750 No. 319 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,042 We should have done the same what we did with the movies 320 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,250 and have been in different cars. 321 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,958 Well, now we know for next time. 322 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,042 We are giving you small amounts intelligence and financing ... 323 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,167 It's all business. It is not a big deal. 324 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,250 -Stop. -Noo, I already told you 325 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:57,333 -I'm not going to let you drive. -Just stop! 326 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,833 I mean look at everyone the jobs. 327 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,500 I'm bringing them back to this country without the help of anyone. Many vacancies. 328 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,708 -What do you do? -I'm walking. 329 00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:07,542 -Do you know how long it will take? -I do not care. 330 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,917 Do you really want to walk for house of heels? 331 00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:16,333 -Open the trunk. -What? Why? 332 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,208 Just open the trunk! 333 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,917 Fortunately I keep my gym shoes in the trunk. 334 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,417 Enjoy the walk. 335 00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,042 Try not to be killed. 336 00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:40,792 Shit. 337 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,958 -Hello. -Anna? 338 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:06,000 Sorry, I know it's late, but I ... 339 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,083 Where I am? 340 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:14,125 I'm a few blocks from a movie theater. 341 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,125 All good. Stay where you are, I'll be there. 342 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:35,833 Did you ask for a car, ma'am? 343 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,958 Yes, I asked. 344 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,125 Thanks for coming. 345 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:43,708 No problem. 346 00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:44,917 I was awake. 347 00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:50,833 Do you want me to take you home? 348 00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,458 I don't even know what a home is. 349 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,958 I live in a big house, But it doesn't look like home 350 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,250 I live in a small apartment with plumbing problems. 351 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,417 It is also not really a home. 352 00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:12,917 Do you want to see it? 353 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:17,708 Let's go. 354 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,250 -Let me open the door for you. -What a gentleman. 355 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:25,750 No, you have to open the door a right way or she falls. 356 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:27,792 That way. 357 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:30,708 Thank you. 358 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,500 It's okay. 359 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:38,792 We are fine. 360 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 All good. 361 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:53,167 You will make the bet Or will it stay there all night? 362 00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,250 I'm thinking. 363 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,417 Well, I'm going to tell you now: I think I should give up 364 00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,042 You seem very confident to me. 365 00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:00,542 Yes I am. 366 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:03,458 Well, I think you're lying. That's why I'm not going to listen to you. 367 00:23:04,292 --> 00:23:05,292 I knew. 368 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:10,417 I'm going to bet those ten or more chips. 369 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:11,917 Good? 370 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:13,917 Good. 371 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:15,708 Number one: you're crazy 372 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,833 And I'm going to double the bet because you must not have good cards. 373 00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,000 No. 374 00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:24,542 Aces high! 375 00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:31,750 Earning chips is much tastier than regular chips. 376 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:35,750 I think I will have to eat chicken broth tonight. 377 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,333 Poor. 378 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:39,792 Here it is. 379 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,500 Here it is. 380 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:43,625 I don't need your charity. 381 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 That is very good. 382 00:23:52,417 --> 00:23:53,958 Are you really going wrong? 383 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000 I'm not kidding. 384 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,500 I mean, I'm fine. I manage to feed myself, you know? 385 00:23:58,583 --> 00:23:59,917 I have an internet connection, 386 00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:01,625 dishwasher and HBO Go password. 387 00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:03,292 I'm doing fine. 388 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:09,208 Well i mean if you need money ... 389 00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:10,292 No. 390 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,833 -What? -No. Keep that. 391 00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,667 What? I have more and I don't know what to do 392 00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:16,750 with him most of the time. 393 00:24:16,917 --> 00:24:17,958 All good. 394 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,750 I mean, it's not every woman's dream 395 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,167 find a rich man And not worry about money? 396 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,250 You are being silly. 397 00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:32,750 The longer I live here more I understand that I was bought. 398 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:35,625 Bill needed a wife 399 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,750 because that would 400 00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:41,917 appear stable and eligible. Which is hilarious. 401 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,708 I thought I was falling in love with him. 402 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:50,125 But now I'm just a pet and that's bullshit. 403 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:00,833 Why did you call me? 404 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,125 Because he needed transportation. 405 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,333 He could have called a Lyft or an Uber. 406 00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:08,125 I think you just wanted to see me. 407 00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:10,958 Maybe I would like but maybe he would like to see me. 408 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:14,542 Well I was sad when Bill left me tonight 409 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:16,625 and when I see you, I feel happy. 410 00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:28,042 You also make me happy. 411 00:25:32,417 --> 00:25:33,542 Well, don't fall asleep. 412 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:36,042 I'm not sleeping. I'm just resting my eyes. 413 00:25:36,292 --> 00:25:37,542 Do not sleep. 414 00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:38,917 I'm just resting my eyes 415 00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:41,125 Well, all good, we are just resting our eyes. 416 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,750 -Great. -All good. 417 00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:07,083 Thank you. 418 00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:17,042 -He came home. -Hello. 419 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:18,958 I was worried. 420 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:20,708 I was? 421 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:22,625 No. 422 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,833 Thought I'd call an Uber. 423 00:26:29,292 --> 00:26:31,333 I thought at least that I would go home. 424 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,042 Well, I have decided to stay in a hotel. 425 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,042 You did that? 426 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,125 Yes. 427 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:43,042 Was it alone? 428 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,667 Yes, Bill, Jesus! 429 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:47,250 What are you accusing me of? 430 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:50,917 You're welcome. 431 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 You know 432 00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:59,125 we spent a fortune in those cooking classes for you. 433 00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:02,250 Why don't we have dinner at home tonight? 434 00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:06,333 Make some Russian food. 435 00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:09,583 You hate Russian food. 436 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,625 Just don't make borscht soup. 437 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,833 Borscht soup is not the only thing that we eat in Russia. 438 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:18,708 I have already heard you speaking very badly of borscht. 439 00:27:18,792 --> 00:27:19,792 It is a delicious soup. 440 00:27:20,792 --> 00:27:22,458 But yes, I can do something else. 441 00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:25,167 Great. 442 00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:26,625 It is decided then. 443 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,333 You can only be joking with me. 444 00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,333 Married? 445 00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:58,500 A married woman? 446 00:28:59,292 --> 00:29:00,625 That's good because if she's married 447 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:03,417 so she doesn't need worry about marrying her. Great! 448 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,917 Yes, it was what I originally thought. 449 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:11,500 Is she really going to do anything? 450 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:13,792 I'm doing something. 451 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,125 I'm watching. 452 00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,458 I'm watching you work. 453 00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,708 You know that watching you cook 454 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,333 It is like watching Da Vinci painting. 455 00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:22,333 And looking at you not working is annoying. 456 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:23,958 And if they pay us in the same amount, 457 00:29:24,042 --> 00:29:25,958 I could at least do half of the amount of work I do. 458 00:29:26,792 --> 00:29:27,792 She stirs the soup. 459 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,500 Stirring the soup. 460 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:33,500 But going back to the delicious Russian immigrant, 461 00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:35,125 he would be her lover. 462 00:29:35,917 --> 00:29:37,333 Wouldn't she be my lover? 463 00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:39,500 I think you guys are lovers of each other. 464 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:40,958 It's like a lover's coverlet. 465 00:29:42,292 --> 00:29:43,292 How are we still friends? 466 00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:45,542 Because we are in a symbiotic relationship. 467 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:47,708 -You teach me to be a cook ... -Chef. 468 00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:48,958 Does not matter. 469 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,750 You teach me to be a chef 470 00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:53,542 and I will show you the definitions of words like "lover". 471 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:54,708 Anyway, 472 00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:56,458 delicious russian lady 473 00:29:57,917 --> 00:29:59,125 she's rich. 474 00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:01,042 I don't care about money. 475 00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:02,458 Everyone cares about money. 476 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,000 It's easier to say no especially when you don't have it. 477 00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,125 I don't really care about money. 478 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:12,417 Did she already buy you something? 479 00:30:12,792 --> 00:30:13,792 Stop talking. 480 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:17,125 -Soup. -Yes, soup. Does not matter. 481 00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,417 Shut up, watch, I know what time it is. 482 00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:52,333 It's been half an hour and my husband sucks. 483 00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:11,542 He's cool, huh? 484 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,500 What? 485 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,750 I said the party is great, right? 486 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:19,250 I can not hear you. 487 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,500 Totally! 488 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,625 Hey, I can't hear you there. 489 00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:30,125 Why do you like to be near the speakers? 490 00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:31,833 Let me share a few secrets. 491 00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:34,917 You go where the noise is. 492 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:37,250 It is there that all the girls they like to dance. 493 00:31:38,167 --> 00:31:40,333 It's like the epicenter of dancers. 494 00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:44,333 Dude, you know that sounds scientific And perverted at the same time? 495 00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:45,375 Good. 496 00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:48,917 -We can go? -Wait! No! We've just arrived. 497 00:31:49,292 --> 00:31:51,250 Yes, and it is instantly terrible. 498 00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:54,125 Good. Let's drink some drinks first. 499 00:31:54,292 --> 00:31:56,458 You buy two drinks for twelve dollars and you pay eight in the third. 500 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,167 Can't tell me That is not an agreement, is it? 501 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,500 I suppose. 502 00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,125 Repeat with me: 503 00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:03,958 -an agreement. -An agreement. 504 00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:08,167 Jack and Coca-Cola. 505 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:09,292 Hold the Coca-Cola. 506 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,333 Olive vodka, thank you. 507 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:13,792 Vodka? 508 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:15,292 Do not start. 509 00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:29,333 You're still thinking about the girl, right? 510 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,250 I mean i can understand than a married woman 511 00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:35,667 want to compromise your marriage just to sleep with you. 512 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:38,375 -Even using crazy decorations, on purpose. "Should that make me feel better?" 513 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,458 What i'm trying to tell you is that do not worry. 514 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,250 Do you think she is worried with you now? 515 00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:43,958 I'm sure she's eating caviar 516 00:32:44,042 --> 00:32:45,417 and planning her next trip to Hawaii. 517 00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:49,333 I'd bet she's having fun. 518 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:54,000 Poor dog. 519 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,625 He has one eye and he has no home. 520 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:05,417 He should have one more or both. 521 00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:11,417 Poor little cat. 522 00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:10,417 HOW TO OPEN A LOCK 523 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,333 Do you think your husband is cheating on you? 524 00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:18,000 Hiding things inside from a drawer, locked in his table? 525 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,625 Well, you came to the right place. 526 00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:22,333 He can break the lock with a mallet, 527 00:34:22,417 --> 00:34:25,500 but i will show you how to open a lock 528 00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:27,458 with a single paper clip. 529 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,833 That is so specific to my situation. 530 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:49,917 MY FEET CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM MOVEMENT OF YOUR LOVE -MEGAN 531 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,083 KISS MY FEET 532 00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:07,542 I was to graduate in law 533 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:10,000 and then I understood that our system justice is totally broken 534 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:11,333 And who is going to fix that? 535 00:35:12,292 --> 00:35:13,292 -I'm not going. -Good. 536 00:35:13,417 --> 00:35:15,042 I was like this: Ava ... 537 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,875 Because sometimes I talk to myself. 538 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:19,458 So, are you a cook? 539 00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,333 Well, I'm a chef. 540 00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:23,875 What is the difference? 541 00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:26,750 Call me head chef makes me feel better about myself. 542 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,333 That is fair. 543 00:35:28,917 --> 00:35:31,333 I stayed like this: "Ava, what do you like?" 544 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:32,875 Movies, that is. 545 00:35:32,917 --> 00:35:34,458 So now I am at film school. 546 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,125 -I love movies. -What? Seriously? 547 00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:37,333 -Yes. -God, I can't believe. 548 00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:38,458 -Yes. -Seriously? 549 00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:40,083 -Yes. -Seriously? 550 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:44,333 I don't know how many more times I can say "yes" to this question. 551 00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:45,708 I'm bored. 552 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,250 Well, sorry. 553 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,833 I am not good at communication. 554 00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,167 I'm just trying be a partner for my friend 555 00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,500 -and trying to accompany that other thing ... -No. 556 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,917 I mean, I'm bored of this place 557 00:35:58,208 --> 00:35:59,333 Do you want to get out of here? 558 00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:02,042 Sorry? 559 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:04,125 Do you want to go home with me? 560 00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:06,292 What? 561 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:07,833 Go home with me. 562 00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:13,208 I think I have to go. 563 00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:16,917 I have to go. It was nice meeting you, it was great. 564 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,042 Ava, it was nice meeting you. 565 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:20,750 -Trent, I have to go. -Wait. 566 00:36:20,792 --> 00:36:21,792 I have to go. 567 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:23,333 What happens? 568 00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,542 I'm drunk. 569 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,625 Yes me too. Which is great. 570 00:36:27,792 --> 00:36:28,792 -No. -Yes. 571 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:29,833 I have to go. 572 00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:34,375 That is very annoying of you. 573 00:36:34,917 --> 00:36:35,917 I know. 574 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:37,542 -So? -I knew you would understand. 575 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:38,625 -No I do not... -You got it. 576 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:40,125 -No I do not... -Dude, you understand. 577 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,625 So ladies 578 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:53,083 where were we? 579 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,042 That is interesting. 580 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:10,208 What? 581 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,250 Did you know that it is illegal to use the term zoot in Los Angeles County? 582 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:18,250 What does it have to do with my green card? 583 00:37:18,917 --> 00:37:19,958 Nothing. 584 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,250 Sorry, all good. 585 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,542 Let me see her case. 586 00:37:24,917 --> 00:37:26,083 Here is the agreement. 587 00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:28,125 You arrived... 588 00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:32,083 You came here on a K1 girlfriend visa, 589 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,125 when you got engaged to your husband. 590 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:36,875 You got married then your status 591 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:40,083 is good at the moment, 592 00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:43,958 -except... -Except what? 593 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:47,333 Except you can't get divorced and live in America. 594 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,042 She has to stay married to Bill at least three years 595 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:52,542 before she can get divorced 596 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:54,750 and receive the green card. 597 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,583 So will I have to go back to Russia? 598 00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:00,583 I don't know if he needs to go back to Russia. 599 00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,542 But it can't stay here. 600 00:38:03,292 --> 00:38:05,125 -That's so unfair. -I agree. 601 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,042 I think early divorce it's the most american thing 602 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:10,125 that anyone could do. 603 00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,417 But that is not the law. 604 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,458 So what should I do? 605 00:38:17,417 --> 00:38:19,125 I think it will have to wait. 606 00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:20,958 -Wait? -Yes. 607 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:22,625 Three years? 608 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:25,917 No, you have been married for almost six months, 609 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,458 then it will be more than two and a half years. 610 00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:28,917 Things could be worse, right? 611 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,125 You'll be fine? 612 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,208 Yes. 613 00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:39,333 Great, because I have programmed another appointment in five minutes. 614 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,125 I need it to come out. Let's go. 615 00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:44,333 -Are you talking seriously? -Yes. 616 00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:45,875 Come see me in a few years 617 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:48,667 and I'm going to make a lot of money for you, something like half of what he has. 618 00:38:48,792 --> 00:38:50,708 And if you have a child until then, 619 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,833 we will even get alimony. 620 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,333 Never have to worry about money again. 621 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,833 I don't pretend to have children. 622 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,292 Yes, most parents don't too. 623 00:38:58,208 --> 00:38:59,208 Goodbye. 624 00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:00,292 Lift your head. 625 00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:09,042 Stop playing. 626 00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:14,625 Where is the telephone? 627 00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:17,292 Hello? 628 00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:21,125 Hello Mario. 629 00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:25,750 Yes i can assume your turn tonight. 630 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 What time will it be? 631 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,125 See you later. 632 00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:44,000 Indeed, a good talk ... 633 00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:45,625 That guy says how things really are. 634 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,125 He is terrible. 635 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,333 He is my role model. 636 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:54,833 I don't understand why we have to have dinner with Gary? 637 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,333 It's not just Gary. It's Gary and his new wife. 638 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,542 Who would be stupid enough to marry Gary? 639 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:03,917 Russian girlfriend on the Internet, just like you, my dear. 640 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:07,833 Just like me? 641 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,750 There are 140 million people in Russia 642 00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:13,500 and we are not all the same. 643 00:40:13,542 --> 00:40:14,750 IM just saying that they are both Russian. 644 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:16,083 You probably they will get along very well. 645 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:17,542 Just because someone is Russian 646 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,250 it doesn't mean we're going automatically gostar one of the others. 647 00:40:21,167 --> 00:40:22,833 Of course yes. 648 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:27,333 They can talk about the borscht soup, Putin and shit. 649 00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:30,083 If I told you: 650 00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:33,375 "Bill, meet my friend Chad. 651 00:40:33,458 --> 00:40:34,833 He is also American. " 652 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:36,417 Would that be madness? 653 00:40:37,042 --> 00:40:39,333 That would sound very stupid, don't you think? 654 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:41,167 Look, I don't want to fight. 655 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:44,500 I just want to eat lobster and get a little drunk. 656 00:40:45,417 --> 00:40:47,125 I want to get very drunk. 657 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,667 You will have to continue explaining to my, because I'll never understand. 658 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,042 Where did they meet? 659 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:58,083 I was sitting, thinking about what I missed, 660 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:00,000 -Yes. -And then that affected me. 661 00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:02,417 Did she have a massage device? 662 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:04,542 No. 663 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:06,833 Bill, it was love. 664 00:41:08,708 --> 00:41:11,542 Yes, as I said, I remembered about you. 665 00:41:11,792 --> 00:41:14,417 Then i signed up on a russian bridal site. 666 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:17,292 And then I met her. 667 00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:20,917 I was the cover model from the home page of that week. 668 00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,042 Yes, and there she was. 669 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:26,750 And before she knew it we were sending messages. 670 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,250 I mean, she cost me $ 20 by message, 671 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,333 but it can't be put a price in love. 672 00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:34,917 I bet my account could disagree with this estimate. 673 00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:40,125 He was so cute, big as a bear 674 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,125 and shy as a rabbit. 675 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:43,500 And I fell in love. 676 00:41:43,917 --> 00:41:46,958 Now I don't need to buy luxurious things to make me feel good. 677 00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:49,042 Now he buys them for me. 678 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:51,417 Show them that bracelet that I gave you. 679 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:55,667 -It's so beautiful. Very cute. -Great. 680 00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:58,125 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 681 00:41:58,208 --> 00:41:59,667 Did he use to be a model in Russia? 682 00:41:59,875 --> 00:42:02,333 Yes, sometimes in Russia. 683 00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:05,833 But now I'm just a model for Gary. 684 00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:09,458 Model, right? 685 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:11,417 This here was an actress. 686 00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:17,125 The movie business, I just don't understand 687 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,792 Well, you used to be a producer, right? 688 00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:22,958 I have financed some movies, But I've lost thousands of dollars 689 00:42:23,417 --> 00:42:24,458 I will never do that again. 690 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:27,542 I keep investing in the stock market. 691 00:42:28,417 --> 00:42:29,833 It is much more lucrative. 692 00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,625 Congratulations Gary. 693 00:42:31,833 --> 00:42:32,833 Thank you. 694 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,500 Health. 695 00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:37,208 -Health. -Health. 696 00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:39,750 I am also trying to learn Russian. 697 00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:42,417 I want to be able to speak the language of my love. 698 00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:46,250 And I am having English classes. 699 00:42:48,125 --> 00:42:49,708 You don't need to do that, Gary. 700 00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:52,917 The more she learn to speak more will be able to answer you. 701 00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:58,833 Find her in that place 702 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:00,833 It was the best thing that ever happened to me. 703 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:04,292 I think we should have used different sites. 704 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,833 Sometimes i wish mine had a return policy. 705 00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,375 What? 706 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,333 I'm just kidding. 707 00:43:15,417 --> 00:43:16,917 Are you ready to order your tickets? 708 00:43:17,292 --> 00:43:19,417 Yes, I am as hungry as a horse. 709 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:21,708 Ladies first. 710 00:43:21,792 --> 00:43:27,125 Well I can't make up my mind if I want the steak or the lobster. 711 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,625 Why don't you just order both? 712 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:32,250 You pamper me so much. 713 00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:35,292 I think I'm going to ask ... 714 00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:38,625 Shit. 715 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,917 I want the crab. 716 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:44,917 -I mean, I want the crab. -Excellent. 717 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,958 I want the steak, the lobster 718 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,083 -I go to the bathroom. -And the crab too. 719 00:43:57,708 --> 00:43:59,833 -What are you doing here? -I work here. 720 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,917 What happened to your job as head chef at Mendoza's? 721 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:04,250 That's called having two jobs. Lots of people do that. 722 00:44:04,292 --> 00:44:05,792 Why would someone else did not attend my table? 723 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,292 Because you are in my section. 724 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:09,417 What else could I do. Go to Rodrigo and say: 725 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,417 "Rodrigo, could you attend my table? 726 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,708 I mean, I would do that, but I'm trying to get away 727 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:13,750 of one of the women that are on the table, 728 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:14,917 because she is married with one of those guys. " 729 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:16,250 Okay, enough. 730 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:18,958 You weren't lying. Your husband is an idiot. 731 00:44:19,042 --> 00:44:20,167 Do not make me speak. 732 00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:21,875 That is so weird. 733 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,292 No. 734 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:24,875 Everything will be fine. Everything will be fine, okay? 735 00:44:24,917 --> 00:44:28,208 Just pretend you don't know me, okay? 736 00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:31,750 I mean really you almost didn't recognize me. 737 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,500 What? That is not fair. 738 00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:34,667 Yes, but do you want to know? 739 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,250 Many things in life are not fair. 740 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:41,417 What do you do? 741 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,125 No! You can not do that. 742 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:48,000 It can't just appear here get jealous and look like this ... 743 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:56,417 Nerd! Not here! Isn't that illegal or something? 744 00:44:56,792 --> 00:44:58,000 Come. Come here. 745 00:45:01,917 --> 00:45:05,125 I can't decide who is taking more, if it's Anna or the damn waiter. 746 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,625 Look at that, minha drink it's almost ending. 747 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,167 I'll go get Anna. 748 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:30,750 You really did well, my friend. 749 00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:38,917 Anna? 750 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:40,208 Shit! 751 00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:45,625 I'm already dating, Vladlena. 752 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:05,417 -Do you sleep with boys? -What? 753 00:46:05,583 --> 00:46:07,583 No, he was just helping me with that. 754 00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:08,958 She clogged the toilet. 755 00:46:09,917 --> 00:46:11,542 -What? -No, that's disgusting. 756 00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:14,000 All good, me too I sleep with young men. 757 00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:16,125 Isn't America great? 758 00:46:16,417 --> 00:46:17,833 Are you cheating on Gary? 759 00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:19,833 Yes all the time. 760 00:46:19,917 --> 00:46:21,292 But you guys seem so happy. 761 00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:23,250 I'm happy. 762 00:46:23,417 --> 00:46:28,250 He gives me beautiful things and I have sex with handsome men. 763 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:31,250 She looks like a version of him that agrees with that whole situation. 764 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:34,125 She just has worse English. 765 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:35,708 We can do three! 766 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,625 -What? -Three! 767 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,583 I wasn't waiting for that but I think maybe we can ... 768 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:45,958 -We are not going to have sex in three. -We can. 769 00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:47,958 Why don't you have fun, Anna? 770 00:46:50,292 --> 00:46:51,792 Anna, why don't you have fun? 771 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:53,250 Shut up! 772 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:58,333 Find me another waiter friend, as cute as him, okay? 773 00:46:59,292 --> 00:47:01,333 Yes, I can do that. Of course. 774 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,750 He needs to go back to the table. 775 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:05,583 You too, sexy waiter. 776 00:47:05,917 --> 00:47:07,708 We are out of drinks. 777 00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:16,167 Yes, our relationship just rose 778 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,417 for a whole new level of fucking. 779 00:47:29,792 --> 00:47:31,375 It took you a long time. 780 00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:32,750 Did you fall or something? 781 00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:49,792 Did I fall? 782 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,750 Dear if you only knew 783 00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:56,000 I fell? 784 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:59,042 Well let me tell the truth 785 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:02,125 You're always so impatient, love 786 00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:03,292 Take your time 787 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:06,917 Do not worry. Or rush your pretty mind 788 00:48:07,292 --> 00:48:11,333 Darling I can't wait any more 789 00:48:14,083 --> 00:48:19,750 You make me feel so blessed 790 00:48:20,708 --> 00:48:24,708 I fell? 791 00:48:24,792 --> 00:48:26,250 Yes 792 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:29,625 For love 793 00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:33,042 For love 794 00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:38,917 There is nothing that I can do 795 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:46,333 I fell? I fell? 796 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:51,625 Yes i fell in love 797 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,625 For you 798 00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:09,833 The lobster was an excellent idea. 799 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,208 It seems the Hendersons they got a new gardener. 800 00:49:25,417 --> 00:49:27,417 They must have let Alejandro go. 801 00:49:28,792 --> 00:49:30,333 It's a shame. He did a good job. 802 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,250 That guy doesn't even seem to know what he is doing. 803 00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:37,583 He's just getting wet. 804 00:49:37,917 --> 00:49:39,958 Look at that guy, what an idiot. 805 00:49:49,292 --> 00:49:50,292 No. 806 00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:52,292 No what? 807 00:49:57,792 --> 00:49:59,917 Why should I care with the neighbor's gardener? 808 00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:02,167 Although we also need of a gardener. 809 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,208 Alright i'm gonna talk to that guy and see the value it charges. 810 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:06,833 -You don't need to do that. -It's okay. 811 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:09,417 Sometimes you are difficult to understand. 812 00:50:10,417 --> 00:50:11,792 Shit, I have to go. 813 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:12,958 See you later. 814 00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:15,000 -I love you. -Goodbye. 815 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:19,917 I do not love you. 816 00:50:31,417 --> 00:50:32,500 Jesus. 817 00:50:37,708 --> 00:50:39,625 Ai! Ms! 818 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:43,125 -What? -Invasive! Invasive! 819 00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:47,208 -He's not an invader. -Invasive! 820 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,833 No, he is an invader. He is Matt. 821 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:49,875 Jesus. 822 00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:51,708 What the hell are you doing here? 823 00:50:52,792 --> 00:50:55,417 Watering flowers and drinking some garden supplies. 824 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,125 If Bill sees you ... 825 00:50:57,375 --> 00:50:59,125 No, he already left. 826 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:03,458 -I can enter? -No, you're wet. 827 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:05,458 And that? Offer me dry clothes. 828 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:06,667 You are crazy? 829 00:51:07,292 --> 00:51:09,917 Maybe. But I make you smile, right? 830 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:12,000 I don't know what you make me feel 831 00:51:12,958 --> 00:51:14,250 Hi, I'm Matt. 832 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:15,333 You must be Martha. 833 00:51:16,292 --> 00:51:17,333 Yes. 834 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:18,917 Fantastic. 835 00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:21,250 -Anna? -Shit. 836 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:23,333 Hello Anna. 837 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,833 Listen, I really don't care what borrow my hose, 838 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:29,792 but I would appreciate that next time ask me first. 839 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:30,875 It was an accident. 840 00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:33,083 My gardener got confused. 841 00:51:33,917 --> 00:51:36,500 This is my new gardener, Jacque. 842 00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:38,708 -Jacque? -Shut up. 843 00:51:38,792 --> 00:51:40,875 -I apologize. -All good. 844 00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:43,417 Remember to roll it up when to finish, thanks. 845 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,542 Nice to meet you, Jacque. 846 00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:48,708 He only speaks Portuguese. 847 00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:50,917 What? Wait a minute. 848 00:51:51,292 --> 00:51:53,833 His name is Jacque and he only speaks portuguese? 849 00:51:54,792 --> 00:51:55,833 Yes. 850 00:51:55,917 --> 00:51:56,917 It's okay. 851 00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,125 Have a good day. 852 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:05,708 -I do not speak Portuguese. -Shut up, come home 853 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:07,708 -and pretend to be a gardener. -I would pretend to be his employee, 854 00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:08,833 but he already has one. 855 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:11,625 Martha, I'm going upstairs with my friend. 856 00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:14,833 We are going to chat and can remove the dust from the house. 857 00:52:14,917 --> 00:52:17,417 -Ms? -Dust off, okay? 858 00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:19,500 Yes, dust off. 859 00:52:28,417 --> 00:52:31,958 Mrs. Williams, I have to finish watering the flowers. 860 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,667 Stop interpreting. 861 00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:36,708 -I like being the sexy gardener. -Just be sexy. 862 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,333 I am sexy all the time. 863 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:41,583 Shut up. 864 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:43,417 I can do that. I can shut my mouth. 865 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,500 I can go months without speaking If I wanted. 866 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:18,750 Mrs. Anna! 867 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,667 I'm busy. 868 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:23,042 It's Mr. Bill. 869 00:53:23,417 --> 00:53:24,833 He came back! 870 00:53:25,292 --> 00:53:27,792 -Shit! -Everything is alright. I am not afraid of him. 871 00:53:27,917 --> 00:53:28,958 Sure you don't. 872 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:31,208 You're 30 years younger and he has heart problems. 873 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,958 Martha, stop Mr. Bill! 874 00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:35,167 -What? -Yes. 875 00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,917 Entertain him. 876 00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:40,958 Stop Mr. Bill. Entertain him. 877 00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:44,417 Entertain him so he doesn't go up now. 878 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000 It's okay. 879 00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:59,542 Martha! Wow, Martha. 880 00:53:59,625 --> 00:54:01,625 Mr. Bill. 881 00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:04,750 How did you not realize that I was trying to open the door? 882 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:06,667 Where are my pants? 883 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,833 -Where are my pants? -I dont know. 884 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,208 I think if I jump in the direction of those bushes, 885 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,625 I may not die 886 00:54:25,917 --> 00:54:26,917 Maybe. 887 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:30,667 -I'm sorry, Mr. Bill. -Stop calling me Mr. Bill. 888 00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:35,333 Never mind, I spilled coffee on my sack. 889 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:37,083 All good, I remove the stain with soda. 890 00:54:37,167 --> 00:54:39,833 -Come with me. -No! It is you who will remove the stain. 891 00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:41,208 I'm going to get a new coat. 892 00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:42,625 It's okay. 893 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,583 -Mr. Bill? -Why are you screaming, 894 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:56,708 if i'm right here? 895 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,833 God, those immigrants! 896 00:54:59,292 --> 00:55:00,292 Good. 897 00:55:09,292 --> 00:55:11,833 Is that what you do all day: does it happen walking around the house in underwear? 898 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,208 No, I thought it was hot in here. 899 00:55:44,292 --> 00:55:46,208 So what brought you back? 900 00:55:46,417 --> 00:55:48,333 I spilled coffee in my sack. 901 00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:49,708 I came to find a new one. 902 00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:51,375 Let me search for you. 903 00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:55,792 -You don't know which one I want. -But I know which one looks good on you. 904 00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:00,958 -That's my favorite jacket. -I know. 905 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:07,792 You know, I can be late for work. 906 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:09,917 What is ten more minutes late? 907 00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:12,375 I think not. 908 00:56:12,458 --> 00:56:15,125 I have a headache. 909 00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:18,208 It seemed to be fine two seconds ago. 910 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:21,500 Yes, but she comes and goes. 911 00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:23,917 -It's okay. -Yes. 912 00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:26,208 Good, 913 00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,500 I think I'll see you later. 914 00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:30,792 Put on some more clothes. 915 00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:35,625 I disagree with Bill. 916 00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:37,750 I think you should stay with less clothes. 917 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,917 Possibly even without clothes. 918 00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:48,625 God. 919 00:56:49,917 --> 00:56:50,958 Yes. 920 00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:53,125 God. 921 00:56:54,792 --> 00:56:58,167 I never had a husband who almost found me hiding in the bathtub. 922 00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:00,250 And then he didn't found in the bathtub. 923 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:02,917 Then he leaves and I have sex with the woman I love. 924 00:57:03,917 --> 00:57:04,917 Sex. 925 00:57:08,208 --> 00:57:09,250 You love Me? 926 00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:12,292 No. 927 00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:13,792 She was making a joke. 928 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:15,917 -So you do not love me? -No. 929 00:57:18,792 --> 00:57:19,833 Good. 930 00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:25,792 I mean, I don't love you. 931 00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:28,750 My English is not the best, 932 00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:30,833 but that phrase is really confusing. 933 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:33,000 Well, I mean ... 934 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,500 I love you. 935 00:57:46,917 --> 00:57:47,917 Seriously? 936 00:57:49,208 --> 00:57:50,208 Yes. 937 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,500 How much? 938 00:57:52,917 --> 00:57:54,333 Show me with your hands. 939 00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:57,292 All that. 940 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,625 You love Me? 941 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000 Maybe. 942 00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:13,125 Maybe? 943 00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:16,542 Maybe. 944 00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:18,125 Probably. 945 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:20,583 Yes. 946 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Good. 947 00:58:24,625 --> 00:58:29,000 How much do you love me? 948 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,750 All that. 949 00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:42,917 So stay with me. 950 00:58:51,708 --> 00:58:52,958 It's complicated. 951 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,833 Dude, I have to do that. 952 00:59:09,792 --> 00:59:12,333 -What has that girl got, friend? -I dont know. 953 00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:16,250 I mean, in principle it was just sex and now I can't ... 954 00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:18,125 I can't get it out of my head. 955 00:59:24,208 --> 00:59:26,708 It seems that you can't remove her from your head, 956 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:28,208 I knew? 957 00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:29,917 How is your penis? 958 00:59:30,708 --> 00:59:31,750 Does not matter. 959 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,333 I mean, friend ... I will earn enough money 960 00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:39,125 to make a difference in her life, you know? 961 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,917 Still won't come close of what that guy can do. 962 00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:45,708 Table five. Also if she really loves you 963 00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:46,917 the husband would have already left. 964 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:50,333 -It's complicated. -It's always complicated. 965 00:59:50,417 --> 00:59:53,125 It is true. If she leaves him, she can be deported. 966 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:55,125 What friend? 967 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,625 There are many girls out there with fewer problems. 968 00:59:58,292 --> 00:59:59,583 Why don't we go to the club tonight? 969 00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:02,708 We relax, have a few drinks and we see what is out there. 970 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:08,500 Trent loves you. 971 01:00:17,792 --> 01:00:19,000 I smell burning. 972 01:00:21,542 --> 01:00:22,708 That's nothing. 973 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,917 Are you sure? Because my hair ... 974 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,625 Hair almost never catches fire. 975 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,750 Fire, no. I would just ask if ... 976 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:31,125 Don't worry about it. 977 01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:34,750 -But I... -I do that a long time ago 978 01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:36,833 and that happens, 979 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:40,000 three, maybe seven or eight times. 980 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,125 It almost never happens. 981 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,250 Can I ask you something? 982 01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:46,917 Of course. 983 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:48,500 Are you married? 984 01:00:49,875 --> 01:00:50,917 Yes. 985 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000 Are you happy? 986 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,167 When we got married, 987 01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,833 he was one of the ugliest men that I have known 988 01:00:58,917 --> 01:01:00,708 and had five dollars. 989 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:05,625 And now he's still ugly a little fatter, 990 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:08,250 and has $ 30,000 in debt. 991 01:01:08,417 --> 01:01:10,833 If I wasn't happy I would not stay married to her. 992 01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:13,625 That seems cool. 993 01:01:14,417 --> 01:01:15,417 At least one part. 994 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,500 It won't be so good if your hair is burned out and I lose my job. 995 01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:20,917 So, let's get you off that thing. 996 01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:22,625 Yes, we will do that. 997 01:01:30,792 --> 01:01:31,833 Martha? 998 01:01:32,917 --> 01:01:34,000 Yes, Mr. Bill? 999 01:01:34,292 --> 01:01:35,917 Do you know where that stocking came from? 1000 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000 I do not know. 1001 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:42,458 Isn't it one of yours? 1002 01:01:43,417 --> 01:01:45,750 I'd rather be dead than wear a sock other than brand name. 1003 01:01:46,083 --> 01:01:48,417 That's not mine, so whose is it? 1004 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:51,417 I do not know. I've never seen that stocking before. 1005 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:54,208 Good, 1006 01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:56,125 thanks for nothing. 1007 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:17,708 I really liked these rings. 1008 01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:21,833 They stayed very good on you. 1009 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,250 They stayed, didn't they? 1010 01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:24,833 Yes, they were cute. 1011 01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:27,625 I can't decide which of them to buy. 1012 01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:30,042 I thought both of them were good. 1013 01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:33,833 Well, why don't I buy both? 1014 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:34,917 Yes of course. 1015 01:02:36,917 --> 01:02:39,625 Madam, it says here that his card was declined. 1016 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,375 That is a platinum card. 1017 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:45,500 With the credit limit of this card, I could buy a car. 1018 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:46,583 Please try again. 1019 01:02:46,958 --> 01:02:47,958 Clear. 1020 01:02:52,292 --> 01:02:53,750 Don't have another card? 1021 01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:54,833 Yes of course. 1022 01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:56,125 Thank you. 1023 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:57,833 It must be the tape magnetic of this card. 1024 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,417 -Yes, sometimes that happens. -Yes. 1025 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,083 Sorry. 1026 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,500 But this one is also not working. 1027 01:03:06,083 --> 01:03:07,083 Thats weird. 1028 01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:12,125 -I think I'll come back tomorrow. -It's okay. 1029 01:03:12,208 --> 01:03:14,333 Good. Thank you. 1030 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:15,708 Ms? 1031 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,208 I need those lap rings. 1032 01:03:18,417 --> 01:03:20,417 I'm sorry. Of course. 1033 01:03:21,292 --> 01:03:23,667 -I'll be back tomorrow to find them. -Of course. 1034 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,917 I hate you. 1035 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:35,458 Much! 1036 01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:41,417 What the hell, Bill! 1037 01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:43,625 Something bad? 1038 01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:46,208 My credit cards are not working. 1039 01:03:46,417 --> 01:03:47,917 Why are my cards credit not working? 1040 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:49,833 Your credit cards? 1041 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:52,125 They are not your credit cards. 1042 01:03:53,792 --> 01:03:55,250 They can even have your name on them, 1043 01:03:55,667 --> 01:03:58,000 but I control the account because the money is mine. 1044 01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:01,333 Bill, that's unfair. 1045 01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:05,292 Do you know what is unfair? 1046 01:04:06,292 --> 01:04:10,417 It's my wife fucking with another man in my bed. 1047 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:16,625 -I do not know what are you talking about. -You do not know? 1048 01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:25,000 I found that in our room. 1049 01:04:25,792 --> 01:04:26,917 And so? 1050 01:04:27,292 --> 01:04:28,417 She is not mine. 1051 01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:32,417 Do you remember every pair of socks you own? 1052 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:33,542 I doubt that. 1053 01:04:33,958 --> 01:04:36,500 I don't remember every pair of socks But that's not mine 1054 01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:38,000 I don't buy cheap stockings. 1055 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:40,750 What if I had you betrayed? 1056 01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:42,833 Do you think I don't know what you do? 1057 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,208 It is different for me. 1058 01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:49,708 Do you think you are better than me? 1059 01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:52,417 I don't think so, I know. 1060 01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:54,250 And I'll tell you why: 1061 01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:55,958 i will be the mayor 1062 01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:58,542 and I won't fall for none of their bullshit. 1063 01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:01,500 I won't admit you go out out there fooling me. 1064 01:05:01,792 --> 01:05:03,792 Do you know how that can harm the way my audience sees me? 1065 01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:06,292 Public? 1066 01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:08,625 I used to think that it only mattered with money. 1067 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,625 Now you care with money and what a lot of strangers will think of you. 1068 01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:15,625 I don't care what the public thinks of me, 1069 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,917 since a sufficient number of them elect me mayor. 1070 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,042 I could leave you. 1071 01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:24,625 Leave me? 1072 01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:28,708 Can prepare your luggage, and leave right now for Russia. 1073 01:05:29,292 --> 01:05:30,542 Because it is exactly where does the Service go 1074 01:05:30,583 --> 01:05:31,833 Immigration and Naturalization will send you. 1075 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,458 If that relationship ends, 1076 01:05:36,917 --> 01:05:39,542 It will be on my terms and not yours. 1077 01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:44,708 I really hope we can solve that. 1078 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,250 Do you know what is ironic? 1079 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,250 It's our day off and we are cooking. 1080 01:06:06,917 --> 01:06:09,333 Yes, cooking for yourself is different than cooking for other people. 1081 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000 Must be. 1082 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:23,125 -Check the hen. -It's okay. 1083 01:06:26,292 --> 01:06:28,125 How long does that should I be setting fire? 1084 01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:30,125 Never. Jesus Christ! 1085 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,292 Shit! 1086 01:06:33,792 --> 01:06:34,917 So what do we learn? 1087 01:06:35,417 --> 01:06:36,625 I think everything is fine. 1088 01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:38,750 It's not like I tried set fire to it. 1089 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:39,875 Yes, and here we are. 1090 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,500 Is nothing. 1091 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:46,625 We are cooking chicken or trying to cook chicken. 1092 01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:50,042 What happened, Anna? 1093 01:06:50,417 --> 01:06:51,417 What happened? 1094 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:56,500 Shit. 1095 01:07:00,542 --> 01:07:01,542 It is an honor to meet you. 1096 01:07:02,083 --> 01:07:04,208 I hear a lot about you all the time. 1097 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:05,917 Only good things. 1098 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:07,708 Do you happen to have a friend? 1099 01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:09,417 We could do a double match. 1100 01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:11,833 I know a girl. 1101 01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:13,250 She knows a girl. 1102 01:07:13,792 --> 01:07:14,833 Matt? 1103 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:16,542 We need to talk. 1104 01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:18,917 Isn't that what we are doing now? 1105 01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:20,958 I'm seriously. 1106 01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:24,375 It's okay. 1107 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,417 Trent, can you give us a minute? 1108 01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,708 -Trent. -Good. 1109 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,375 I'm going to take the hen to take a breath. 1110 01:07:36,292 --> 01:07:37,333 Thank you. 1111 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:39,625 She is hot. 1112 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,333 Just like Anna, right? 1113 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,042 -Thank you. -Sorry. 1114 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:56,625 What happened? 1115 01:07:57,792 --> 01:07:58,833 Bill knows. 1116 01:07:59,583 --> 01:08:01,333 Bill know what? 1117 01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:05,625 He knows about us. 1118 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:07,958 Did you say to him? 1119 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:10,042 No, he found one of your stockings. 1120 01:08:10,792 --> 01:08:11,833 He found a mean. 1121 01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,542 It may be one of his stockings. 1122 01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:16,417 He doesn't buy vibrant colored stockings or cheap brands. 1123 01:08:17,082 --> 01:08:18,332 Well, that was painful. 1124 01:08:18,707 --> 01:08:20,832 -Matt, I'm being serious. -Yes, me too. 1125 01:08:20,957 --> 01:08:23,375 Those stockings are not cheap. They cost five dollars a pair. 1126 01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:28,332 Matt, it's over. 1127 01:08:37,292 --> 01:08:38,332 That is stupid. 1128 01:08:41,957 --> 01:08:43,957 -I think you're scared. - Afraid of what? 1129 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:45,417 Oh you are comed to love me. 1130 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,917 And loving me is going to break the rest of your life. 1131 01:08:48,582 --> 01:08:50,750 I don't love you, I never loved you. 1132 01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:51,917 You were just an adventure. 1133 01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:55,707 -I know you didn't mean that. -You were just an adventure. 1134 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,917 And maybe the danger of being discovered made everything exciting and fun, 1135 01:08:58,957 --> 01:09:02,332 but we were discovered And it's time to say goodbye 1136 01:09:10,082 --> 01:09:11,125 All good. 1137 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:14,125 But I don't believe in you. 1138 01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:15,832 It doesn't matter what you believe in. 1139 01:09:21,292 --> 01:09:22,292 What happened? 1140 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:24,542 Where is Anna going? 1141 01:09:44,917 --> 01:09:45,917 Would you like some chicken? 1142 01:09:49,917 --> 01:09:53,332 We jump headfirst into a fire 1143 01:09:55,917 --> 01:10:00,125 Holding hands, we burn 1144 01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:04,750 Taking blind steps with our denial 1145 01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:11,708 We went through the end Knowing that we would never go back 1146 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:17,125 Then let me sleep In your bed tonight 1147 01:10:17,292 --> 01:10:20,125 And if this is the last time 1148 01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:23,292 That your lips will touch mine 1149 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:28,833 I won't fight in the morning 1150 01:10:34,917 --> 01:10:40,333 I won't break in the fall 1151 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:46,250 There is nothing else to save 1152 01:10:46,333 --> 01:10:51,625 There are no more lights in this empty house 1153 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:54,792 We are powerless 1154 01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:57,917 Powerless 1155 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:34,917 I catch you. 1156 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:35,958 OMG. 1157 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:37,500 Good. 1158 01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:39,083 -I'm fine. -You're good? 1159 01:11:52,083 --> 01:11:53,125 You're good? 1160 01:11:53,667 --> 01:11:54,917 I may be a little sick. 1161 01:11:57,625 --> 01:11:59,500 You're not going to throw up in my car, okay? 1162 01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:01,417 No no no. I am sick of love. 1163 01:12:02,083 --> 01:12:04,750 -Well, you're drunk. -I am. 1164 01:12:06,708 --> 01:12:10,833 Okay, so don't throw up in my car. 1165 01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:13,417 If I do that, it will be through the window. 1166 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,542 That is good. 1167 01:12:21,708 --> 01:12:26,000 THREE MONTHS LATER 1168 01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:29,500 Finally the results came out from the elections last night. 1169 01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:31,708 And the entrepreneur and newbie, Bill Cunningham ... 1170 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:36,333 that, by little, did not lose to Jon Joyston. 1171 01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:39,625 With Cunningham's 51% win, he is your new mayor. 1172 01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:42,583 And with me here, live, your new mayor, 1173 01:12:42,667 --> 01:12:43,792 -Mr. Bill Cunningham. -Hello! 1174 01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:45,167 Thank you all! 1175 01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:47,167 We love you. 1176 01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:48,250 We managed! 1177 01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:51,792 It is a great moment for you, but it was nail biting ... 1178 01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:53,542 We eat nails up the end of the count. 1179 01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:55,458 -How does it feel? -We never had a doubt. 1180 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:57,292 We crush the opposition. 1181 01:12:57,333 --> 01:12:59,792 We fulfilled our agenda and we have achieved! 1182 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:01,833 Wonderful. 1183 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:02,917 He's clearly in a good mood. 1184 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,208 I have noticed that your cute wife is not here tonight. 1185 01:13:05,292 --> 01:13:08,125 She is out there, somewhere. Is she suggesting something? 1186 01:13:10,792 --> 01:13:12,500 A man with a sense of humor. 1187 01:13:12,542 --> 01:13:14,500 Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Bill Cunningham. 1188 01:14:01,917 --> 01:14:04,833 The mayor is home! 1189 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:09,500 Anna? 1190 01:14:16,292 --> 01:14:18,417 Hello, lady full of money. 1191 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:21,208 In truth, she is miss now. And she has no more money. 1192 01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:22,292 I am poor now. 1193 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:25,208 He seems very happy and has no money. 1194 01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:27,000 Just like me. 1195 01:14:28,292 --> 01:14:29,875 You may not believe in it 1196 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:32,375 but I too was already a millionaire. 1197 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,625 Seriously? 1198 01:14:34,292 --> 01:14:35,875 No, I'm just kidding. 1199 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,792 She gave me a dollar and left. 1200 01:14:48,208 --> 01:14:49,208 Hi. 1201 01:14:50,875 --> 01:14:51,875 Hi. 1202 01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:54,417 Matt is there? 1203 01:14:54,792 --> 01:14:58,042 He's in the bathroom, but it must leave at any moment. 1204 01:14:58,792 --> 01:14:59,792 Good. 1205 01:15:00,917 --> 01:15:03,000 I just wanted to... 1206 01:15:03,208 --> 01:15:07,292 Where do you want to eat tonight? I was thinking of Russian food. 1207 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:11,583 Wait. Do not go! 1208 01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:16,292 Wait. 1209 01:15:23,917 --> 01:15:25,333 -Where is he going? -Does not matter. 1210 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,042 Can it slow down? 1211 01:15:27,083 --> 01:15:28,292 Why? I just met your girlfriend. 1212 01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:30,500 -She is beautiful, good for you. -Stop! 1213 01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:34,458 Why did you come here? 1214 01:15:34,625 --> 01:15:36,042 It was you who said that everything was fine We will go out with other people. 1215 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:37,917 I said that? I don't remember saying. 1216 01:15:37,958 --> 01:15:39,333 Yes but you have a very selective memory. 1217 01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:42,333 -Don't talk about my memory. -Anna, what do you want from me? 1218 01:15:42,792 --> 01:15:45,333 What the hell do you want from me? 1219 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,417 Can't come to my apartment and then run away without saying anything. 1220 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,375 It wasn't my plan. I just needed to see you. 1221 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:51,917 You can not do that! 1222 01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:54,250 It was you who ended with me, remember? 1223 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:57,125 And I was happy to see her even though she was married. 1224 01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:58,500 And she now she's gonna be mad at me 1225 01:15:58,542 --> 01:16:00,083 Why did she see a girl in my department? 1226 01:16:00,292 --> 01:16:03,208 Is not that. I had a plan ... 1227 01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:06,625 I had things that I wanted to tell you and I practiced how I would go about doing that. 1228 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:08,583 Are you going to give me a monologue? 1229 01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:11,542 Well basically just I needed to plan what to say 1230 01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:14,958 because i thought i'd end up crying and that plan backfired. 1231 01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:17,333 That's because I ended up crying and I couldn't say anything. 1232 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,667 -Anna, she's my cousin. -Who? 1233 01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,375 Molly, the girl. 1234 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:24,625 All good. 1235 01:16:24,917 --> 01:16:28,083 Now we can enter so that no Get arrested for indecent exposure? 1236 01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:32,208 Sorry to have come to your house. Sorry for marrying Bill. 1237 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:33,958 And sorry for coming to the United States. 1238 01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:37,083 Don't apologize for that last thing 1239 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:38,917 or the first thing. And the middle one, well, 1240 01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:40,500 that really sucks. 1241 01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:42,125 But I am happy to have met you. 1242 01:16:45,292 --> 01:16:46,417 I'm happy you came. 1243 01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:59,625 RUSSIA ONE YEAR LATER 1244 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,083 You better hurry 1245 01:17:07,167 --> 01:17:08,250 or will it end up being delayed for your show. 1246 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:09,958 I have time. 1247 01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:23,458 I forgot to tell you, Trent called. 1248 01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:25,250 God, he didn't burn the restaurant, did he? 1249 01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,208 No he said you need to hire more staff, 1250 01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:28,500 because they are overloaded. 1251 01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,625 If I had said a year ago 1252 01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:34,625 that I would own from a coffee shop in Russia ... 1253 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,042 A successful coffee shop in Russia. 1254 01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:49,667 You know how much I love You? 1255 01:17:53,292 --> 01:17:55,208 Something like all that. 1256 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,833 You know how much I love You? 1257 01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:09,833 How much? 1258 01:18:12,042 --> 01:18:15,458 SURPRISE! I COMMITTED -All that. 82938