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Previously on Young Sheldon...
So, he's really good
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to graduate?
He sure is.
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Do you think I can make it
from one end
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of the college campus
to the other
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in under ten minutes,
including a bathroom break?
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How important
is the bathroom break?
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Very. The class schedules
are designed
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for fully grown bladders,
and mine is child-sized.
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One other bit of business.
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Since you're graduating
top of the class,
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that makes you
our valedictorian.
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I'm so proud of you, baby.
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You seem surprised.
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Well, it's quite
an accomplishment.
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In this school?
I don't think so.
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We're really gonna miss you.
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ADULT SHELDON:
I've always enjoyed
math word problems.
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Try wrapping your noggin
around this one.
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A brilliant young boy
named Sheldon
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is about to start college.
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He needs to get
from his linear algebra class
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to his physics class,
which is 822 meters away.
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If his stride is 23 inches long
and he only has
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ten minutes, how many steps
would he have to take per minute
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to make it on time?
It's a doozy, isn't it?
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Don't worry.
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I'll show my work.
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First, we must determine
the maximum velocity achievable
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without breaking a sweat.
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Sweating is for jocks
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and those who are worried
the jig is up.
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♪ ♪
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BILLY:
Hi, Sheldon.
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Not now, Billy. I'm in the
middle of a math problem.
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Okay.
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(chicken clucking)
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Darn it.
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MEEMAW:
What are you looking for?
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Chest hairs.
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Is there any chance
I'll hit puberty
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in the next few weeks?
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Oh, God, I hope not. Why?
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The campus is so big,
I'll never make it
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from one class to another
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without a solid dose
of testosterone.
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Maybe they'll let you
leave early so you'll have time.
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But the end of the class is when
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I point out
the teacher's mistakes.
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Everybody loves that.
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I'd say run across campus,
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but I know how you feel
about sweating.
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It's the urine of the skin.
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Why not ride your bike?
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I considered that,
but I can't let my colleagues
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see me with training wheels.
They'll think I'm a child.
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Can't have that.
Mm-mm.
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See any fuzz growing?
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Let me look.
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Hey.
(laughing)
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(laughs)
No, Meemaw! Bad Meemaw.
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What do you want?
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I was hoping you could help me
build up my leg muscles
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to increase my speed.
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If you don't want people
chasing you, be less annoying.
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It's so I can get
to my classes on time.
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Sheldon, you know
you ain't gonna work out.
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I will. This is important.
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Fine.
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Here. Hold these.
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Now, keep your back straight
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and bend your knees like this.
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Dad, you're a football coach.
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Do you use human growth hormone
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to enhance the performance
of your players?
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We lost our last game
63 to nine. What do you think?
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I think you should
look into human growth hormone.
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And if you do,
send some this kid's way.
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ADULT SHELDON: With no access
to controlled substances,
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I was left with only one option.
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Missy, will you
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teach me to ride a bike
tomorrow?
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Why not Mom?
Working.
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Meemaw?
Old.
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Dad?
Fat.
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Okay.
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I'm such a good person.
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All right. You're gonna pedal.
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I'm gonna run behind
and hold you up.
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I'm nervous.
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Just pedal. You'll be fine.
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Ready?
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Not really.
Go.
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SHELDON:
I'm doing it.
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Okay, I'm gonna let go.
Don't let go.
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I'm letting go.
Don't let go.
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I already let go.
You let go?
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I let go.
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I'm doing it.
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You're doing it!
I'm doing it!
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(chicken clucking)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Dad, Sheldon got hurt.
How?
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A chicken chased him
into a mailbox.
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Course it did.
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If I knew you could run, I
would've let you teach him.
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(chicken clucking)
What happened?
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Belinda got off her leash.
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You okay?
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My arm really hurts. I want Mom.
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You got me.
Now, let me take a look.
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Don't touch it.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
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I'm sorry, but you are too big
to be delicate.
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I'm delicate.
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Just want to see
if you can bend it.
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I can't. It hurts too much.
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I'm gonna take him
to the emergency room.
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Come on. (grunts)
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You gonna be okay?
Yeah.
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Have fun!
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This is bad.
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You're gonna be just fine.
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This is the arm
I write with.
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This is the arm I eat with.
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This is the arm
I do the Vulcan salute with.
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Ow.
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It's not too swollen.
That's a good sign.
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You're not a doctor.
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But I see this on
the football field all the time.
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Football players
are meant to be hurt.
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I'm meant to be cherished.
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Okay. Looks like
you fractured your ulna.
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Oh, no.
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Two weeks in a cast,
you'll be good as new.
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A cast? Don't those get sweaty?
Mm-hmm.
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They can.
And itchy?
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A little.
Can it get wet?
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Not supposed to.
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Then how am I supposed
to take a shower?
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Well, some people wrap it
in a garbage bag.
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That's where garbage goes.
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Did you get a discount doctor
because we're poor?
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Shelly, you okay?
I fractured
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my ulna.
He's fine.
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I told you you didn't need
to come down here.
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My baby is
in the emergency room.
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Yeah, with his father.
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Who let him get hurt.
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Me? I wasn't even there.
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If anything,
it was Missy's fault.
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And Belinda Sparks.
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Who?
A chicken.
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What does a chicken
have to do with this?
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You know what,
I'm gonna let the nurse come in
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and put the cast on.
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Don't worry, baby. You're
gonna be just fine.
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Thanks, Mom.
That's what I been saying
the whole time.
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But she cherishes me.
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That's so cool.
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Can I sign it?
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Why?
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'Cause that's what kids do.
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Why would I care what kids do?
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So when it's over,
you can have a cool reminder?
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I don't want a reminder.
This is traumatic.
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I might need counseling.
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Come on, don't be lame.
Let me sign it.
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You're just gonna
write something mean.
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You don't commit a crime
and sign your own name.
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Learned that one
the hard way.
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(doorbell rings)
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Oh.
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Hey, Brenda.
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Hey. I just wanted to check in
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and see how Sheldon's doing.
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He'll be fine.
It's just a little fracture.
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Oh. Poor kid.
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Please know we feel terrible.
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Eh, accidents happen.
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Hey, speaking of accidents,
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which this clearly was,
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insurance covers
everything, right?
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If you're worried about me
sending you a bill, don't be.
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Wasn't worried.
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I just wanted to bring you
some food as a peace offering
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and promise
it will never happen again.
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Well, thanks.
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Ooh, fried chicken.
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Never again.
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"I hope your arm
gets better soon.
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XO, Missy." See?
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Nothing mean.
Thank you.
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ADULT SHELDON:
My sister could have
a big heart.
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If only that were true
of her brain.
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That's the wrong "your."
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What are you talking about?
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It's supposed to be Y-O-U-R.
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What you wrote means, "I
hope you are arm gets better."
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Oh.
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You defaced my body
with a grammatical error.
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I guess that's your problem.
Y-O-U-R.
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Left-handed knocking. Wild.
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Georgie?
GEORGE JR.:
What?
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You're left-handed.
Now that I've joined your ranks,
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I was wondering if you could
tell me what to expect.
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I don't know.
To me, it's just normal.
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But the vast majority of people
are right-handed.
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There must be some challenges.
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It's hard to cut stuff
with scissors.
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Mom handles
most of my cutting needs.
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Uh, when you shake hands,
it's the wrong hand.
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I don't shake hands.
It's disgusting.
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Oh! When driving,
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the gear shifter's
on the right side.
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And I'm not old enough to drive.
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Being a lefty
doesn't seem so bad.
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I don't know why
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you complain so much.
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Don't worry, baby.
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I cut everything into
bite-size pieces for you.
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Maybe you could chew it up
and spit it in his mouth.
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Please?
Let's just say grace.
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Will you two help him
with his mittens?
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Maybe he doesn't wear them.
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Then I'm not holding hands.
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We ain't got
to hold hands? Sweet.
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I like when we hold hands.
We are holding hands.
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Let's go. Mittens.
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Fine.
Fine.
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Gently. Gently.
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I'm doing it gently.
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Well, your tone
suggests otherwise.
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Just give me your hand.
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Gently.
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(sighs)
There.
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Bless us, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,
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and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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And bless Sheldon's arm
to heal strong and quick.
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Strongly and quickly.
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Amen.
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ALL:
Amen.
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I've never operated a fork
with my left hand before.
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I hope this goes well.
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When my buddy Mikey got the cast
off his leg,
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you would not believe
how skinny and smelly it was.
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Like beef jerky with toes.
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Can we please just eat?
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Chicken's good.
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Mrs. Sparks made it.
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Huh?
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My first
bathroom attempt.
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Let's hope
this goes well.
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Let me know if you need help.
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I think I'll be okay.
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It's just number one.
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I'm here if you need me.
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Mom, I can't get
my zipper down!
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00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,680
I'm coming.
262
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,600
ADULT SHELDON:
I am not saying
263
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,440
my mother and I had
a codependent relationship.
264
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,610
Mom, I can't get
my zipper up!
265
00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:14,940
I'm on my way!
266
00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,320
ADULT SHELDON:
But she did have a tendency
267
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,110
to baby me, and boy howdy,
268
00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:19,700
was I okay with that.
269
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,530
♪ Well, I don't know
if all that's true... ♪
270
00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:24,910
How's this?
It's like I'm doing it myself.
271
00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,460
♪ And, baby, I got you ♪
272
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,290
Mm.
273
00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:29,880
♪ Babe... ♪
274
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,090
SHELDON:
Mm-mm.
275
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,630
Ooh, you got it.
276
00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:35,460
MARY: Yup, chicken.
♪ I got you, babe... ♪
277
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,760
I don't have
to tell you to be gentle.
278
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,800
No, you don't.
279
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,010
(shower running)
280
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,770
Washcloth?
Washcloth.
281
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,980
Soap?
282
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,940
Soap.
283
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,100
Shampoo?
284
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,900
Shampoo.
285
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,150
SHELDON:
Baby shampoo?
286
00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,820
Does E equal MC squared?
287
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,030
Love you.
288
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,690
♪ I got you to understand... ♪
289
00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,320
"The quantum properties
of matter are to be associated
290
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:04,330
"with incompletely
defined potentialities,
291
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,080
which can be more
definitely realized..."
292
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,540
♪ I got you, babe. ♪
293
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,750
All right,
you're gonna pedal.
294
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,130
I'm gonna run behind
and hold you up.
295
00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,210
I'm nervous.
296
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,590
Just pedal. You'll be fine.
297
00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,010
MARY'S VOICE:
You're gonna get hurt!
298
00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,340
What?
299
00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:24,050
Put us back on!
300
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,180
Mom?
301
00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,430
You need us.
We'll keep you safe!
302
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:29,560
This is weird.
303
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,850
We're a team.
304
00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:33,400
You and I belong together.
305
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,320
No. I have to grow up
and go to college.
306
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,650
Forever!
307
00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:38,860
Getting weirder.
308
00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,570
Forever...
309
00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:42,860
and ever!
310
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,040
MARY'S VOICE:
Forever and ever and ever.
311
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,460
"That is, if we try to
picture the position..."
No.
312
00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,580
Mom's my training wheels.
313
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:57,380
I can't have training wheels.
314
00:11:57,380 --> 00:12:01,470
Mom's my training wheels.
Lot of noise over there.
315
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,510
(TV playing indistinctly)
316
00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:04,890
Everything okay?
317
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,890
I'm not sure.
318
00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:07,350
What's going on?
319
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:10,640
Ugh. He was muttering
in his sleep that
320
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,060
I am his training wheels.
321
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,650
What on earth does that mean?
322
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,190
Well, let's think about it.
323
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,900
Training wheels are
for little kids.
324
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:20,940
Maybe he doesn't want
to be a little kid anymore.
325
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,280
What does that have
to do with me?
326
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,610
(laughs)
327
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,780
You have made it your life's
mission to hold him up.
328
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,450
What are you saying here?
329
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:32,040
That I am wrong to love
and protect my son?
330
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:35,040
That he doesn't need his
mother to keep an eye on him?
331
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,670
I'm not saying that. I...
332
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:38,380
I would never say that.
333
00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,920
All right then.
334
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:44,930
I'm not an idiot.
335
00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:47,600
MARY:
Did you have
336
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,640
a tough time when your kids
started being independent?
337
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:51,720
I'll let you know.
338
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,310
What does that mean?
339
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,650
Means one of 'em is still
sitting in my kitchen
340
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,190
whining about something.
341
00:12:57,190 --> 00:13:01,030
Could you be supportive
for once?
342
00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:05,410
Yes, watching your kids
grow up is hard.
343
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,070
So how do you handle it?
344
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:09,870
I find a little bourbon
in my coffee does the trick.
345
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,200
And we're back
to being not helpful.
346
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,790
Look, you haven't even gotten
to the worst part of it yet.
347
00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,290
They're gonna leave home.
348
00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:19,960
They're gonna move
to another city.
Oh, Lord.
349
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,340
They're gonna tell you
350
00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:23,970
their loser boyfriend
has knocked them up.
351
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,220
Just to be clear,
that would be you.
Sorry.
352
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:30,350
Turned my hair
gray overnight.
I said sorry.
353
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,560
Clearly, you're not
in the mood to help.
354
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:36,230
Listen, it's hard
being a parent,
355
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:40,820
but if you do it right,
they don't need you anymore.
356
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,820
Well, I don't like that.
357
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:46,240
I get it, but I just
don't like it.
358
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:50,320
Well, I'd point out, you'll
always have your husband,
359
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,830
but you want me to be "helpful."
360
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:59,630
Johannes Diderik van der Waals.
361
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,590
Nils Gustaf Dalén.
362
00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:04,590
Heike Kamerlingh Onnes.
363
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,010
What are you going?
364
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,840
Listing Nobel Prize winners
in physics.
365
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,300
Why?
366
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,220
To keep me from cracking
this cast like a coconut
367
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:14,350
and scratching my skin off.
368
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,350
I need Mom
to sing "Soft Kitty."
369
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,850
Don't do it.
370
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,150
Why?
371
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,770
You're being a baby again.
372
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:21,940
But I'm injured.
373
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,190
Big deal. You broke your arm.
374
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,570
Look at Stephen
Hawking over there.
375
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,400
He's in a wheelchair.
376
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,370
You don't hear him whining
about it with his robot voice.
377
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:36,040
So you're saying
he and I are brilliant minds
378
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,460
who have both suffered
great physical adversity.
379
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,630
That's not even close
to what I'm saying.
380
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,960
Well, that's what I heard.
381
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,630
And if Hawking
382
00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,010
doesn't let it stop him,
383
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,220
then I can't
let this cast stop me.
384
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,550
Great. Go back to sleep.
385
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:53,140
I will, and I'll do it
all by myself.
386
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:01,520
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
387
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:05,570
Oh, my God.
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
388
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,900
♪ Happy kitty,
sleepy kitty, purr ♪
389
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,570
♪ Purr, purr. ♪
390
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:21,500
I did it.
391
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,750
Missy, I did it!
392
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,250
(groans)
What?
393
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,460
I slept through the night.
394
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,670
What time is it?
395
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,340
6:14.
396
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:33,050
This is why people hate you.
397
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:36,560
ADULT SHELDON:
My sister's crankiness
did not dampen my enthusiasm.
398
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,350
A chicken may have
fractured my arm,
399
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,940
but nothing could break
my can-do spirit.
400
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,650
All in the bowl, none on me.
401
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,520
I call that
a successful urination.
402
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,820
Great.
Go teach your brother.
403
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,780
♪ There's no stopping me... ♪
404
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:55,070
I will not be denied my jelly.
(lid pops)
405
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,410
Yes!
406
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:59,700
Watch out, peanut butter.
You're next.
407
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,120
Who would like to tell us
408
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,080
how God touched their lives
this week?
409
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,500
Sheldon.
410
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,840
He didn't,
because He doesn't exist.
411
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,250
Then why raise your hand?
412
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,130
Not just any hand.
My left hand.
413
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,510
Because I'm able
to overcome any obstacle.
414
00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:14,300
And maybe
God helped you do that.
415
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,970
Actually,
it was Stephen Hawking,
416
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,680
and he's better
because he exists.
417
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,310
Yes, 'cause God made him.
Anybody else?
418
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,980
Billy.
Is this gonna be on the test?
419
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,270
Oh, boy.
420
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,860
ADULT SHELDON:
I took a moment
421
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,400
to reflect on my journey
of the last two weeks.
422
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:33,820
Such emotional growth was worthy
of a majestic bubble beard.
423
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,620
♪ Don't stop me,
have a good time, good time... ♪
424
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:39,160
ADULT SHELDON:
Perhaps my sister was right.
425
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,500
This was a time
I'd want to remember.
426
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,830
Dad, will you sign my cast?
427
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:47,040
Sure.
428
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:53,420
And if you have any grammar
questions, please ask first.
429
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:55,340
(sighs)
430
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,930
"Have a great summer. Georgie."
431
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,640
Normally I'd write,
"Have a bitchin' summer,"
432
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,190
but I figured
you wouldn't like that.
433
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,560
I wouldn't.
434
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,190
ADULT SHELDON:
My meemaw wrote...
435
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:10,190
"To my brave Moon Pie.
436
00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:14,570
You handled this
like a true Texan."
437
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:15,660
(laughs)
438
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,530
ADULT SHELDON:
My mom wrote...
439
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,910
MARY:
"Shelly, you'll always
be my baby,
440
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:23,910
"but I'm so proud
of the young man you've become.
441
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,170
Love, Mom."
442
00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:28,920
ADULT SHELDON:
And Billy wrote...
443
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,540
BILLY:
"Billy."
444
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,010
ADULT SHELDON: The next day,
I got my cast off.
445
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:43,350
In a world where I valued
symmetry, I was relieved
446
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:47,020
to see that both my arms
were as pale and skinny as ever.
447
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:51,150
But this Texan had unfinished
business to tend to.
448
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,730
Want me to get
you started?
449
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:55,190
No, I can do it.
450
00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:01,030
ADULT SHELDON:
And I did do it.
451
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:04,660
I rode my bike without
training wheels like an adult.
452
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,410
It would take more
than a chicken
453
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,420
or the threat
of a fractured bone to scare me.
454
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,250
It would take a brown beast
named Scraps.
455
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,750
(barking)
Aah!
456
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,510
Mommy?!
457
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:18,720
ADULT SHELDON:
I rode my bike 11 miles
that day.
458
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:20,720
Mommy!
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