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[ Tires screech ]Captain Solomon: Ooh-up!

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[ Birds chirping ]

[ Snores ]

It's Sports Day!

I-i-i-i-i-i- i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it's

Sports Day!

♪♪

Wake up! Wake up, boys!

Is it really Sports Day, Mom?

Yes, it is!

And I'm absolutely loving it!

Come on, everyone. Let's really smash it.

All: It's Sports Day!

A-hoo and a-hay! Sports Day, a-hoo and a-hay!

Sports Day, a-hoo and a-hay!

Sports Day, a-hoo and a-hay!

Sports Day, a-hoo and a-ha-a-a-y!

♪♪

[ Slurps ]

It's Sports Day!

Sports Day!

I simply cannot believe it's Sports Day.

You should believe it's Sports Day, because --

all together now --

i-i-i-i-i-i- i-i-i-i-i-i-it's...

All: Sports Day!

[ All slurping ]

It's Sports Day!

Yes, it is, and I'm...

All: Absolutely loving it!

Have fun on Sports Day, you great big troppy coppys!

[ Farting and squishing ]

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I know what you're thinking.

Did I?

No comment.

But...

yeah, I kind of did.

It's Sports Day!

It's a no-drama zone!

Yeah, baby!

[ Farting and squishing ]

[ Siren wails ]

Let Sports Day begin!

[ Cheers and applause ]

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It is time for the javelin throwing

on this tropical paradise island to begin now!

[ All chanting "go" ]

Yeah!

Ahhhh!

[ All chanting "oy" ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ All chanting "Seedy" ]

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb

♪ Bomb, bomb, b-bomb

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb

♪ Bomb, bomb, b-bomb

[ Grunts ]

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

[ All chanting "run" ]

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

And the winner is...

Primetime!

[ Grunts ]

It is time for the wrestling match to begin!

Now!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Shouts indistinctly ]

[ Bell dings ]

And the winner is...

Andre the Chef!

[ Cheers and applause ]

It is time for the egg-and-spoon race to begin now!

[ Screams ]

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Oh, yeah.

No, no.

Yes!

Aaaahhhhh!

And the winner is...

Ronald the Ringman!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

[ Applause ]

It is time for the jump highs to begin now!

[ Cheers and applause ]

And the winner of the jump highs is...

Nattannyel!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ All chanting "hey" ]

♪♪

[ Gunshot ]

Thank you all for the best Sports Day in recent memory.

Now, how about we all hit up Nightballers

for the after party?

Whoo!

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

-Come on in here! -♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

Come on in.♪ A-hoo and a-hay

Get in there.♪ It's Sports Day

[ Dance music playing ]

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That's really one of the best Sports Day I can remember.

I couldn't agree more.

Me too, if I'm honest, guys.

[ Laughter ]

Thanks, Crab Hands.

You're most welcome, Meechie.

Make mine a scrumpy cider, please, Crab Hands.

Sure thing, Primetime.

I'll have a scrumpy cider, too, please, Crab Hands.

We don't have any more scrumpy ciders left, Cocky Rico.

[ Chuckles ]

Then I will have this scrumpy cider.

No, Iwill have this scrumpy cider.

No, Iwill have this scrumpy cider.

No, I will have this scrumpy cider!

If you ever touch my property again, I will --

[ Grunts ]

Ow.

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

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♪♪

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

♪ It's Sports Day

♪ A-hoo and a-hay

[ Barks ]

♪ It's Sports Day

[ Siren wailing ]

Meechie, would you like to see my new gun-twirling trick?

Shit, yeah.

It's a really good gun-twirling trick.

I bet it's smoking.

Shit, yeah.

[ Wailing continues ]

Everyone, get out and come see my new gun-twirling trick.

♪♪

Are you ready, my good sir?

Shit, yeah!

♪♪

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[ Gunshot ]

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[ Body thuds ]

Ew!

Gross!

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter continues ]

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