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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]Captain Solomon: Ooh-up!
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♪♪
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[ Humming ]
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Okay, time to open up.
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[ Laughs ]
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Open.
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Yes.
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Toffee doughnut is
the king of all doughnuts?
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I'm gonna have
to disagree with that
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seeing as I don't
much care for toffee.
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Not at all,
I have to say.
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You're welcome to try
one of my many frostings.
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I'll try
the spiced-apple frosting.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Spiced apple.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Hmm. I don't care for apple
on a doughnut, so sue me.
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Appreciate it, though.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it. Mmm.
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Mm, let's see
what else there is.
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Mm.
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Banana almond.
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That sounds
kind of boring!
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Thank you, though.
Appreciate it.
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I'm -- I'm sorry.
What does that say?
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Cherry vanilla.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
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I do not like
the vanilla.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Uh, I'll try
the quaffee lovers glaze.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Quaffee lovers glaze.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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What was that
flavor again?
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That's the quaffee
lovers glaze.
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Quaffee lovers glaze?
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That's what I dubbed it.
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Is that a joke?
No.
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It's kind of funny, right?No.
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I actually have a song
I composed about it.
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♪ Bomb, bomb,
bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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Bomb --
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That's my song,
you cocksure asshole!
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Madame, I am not
a cocksure asshole.
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I'm simply a lonely guy
on vacation looking for love.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Copy that.
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Now, listen carefully,
Ronald the Ringman.
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What?
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You see, I'm using a wild
cranberry artisanal lip balm.
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So whichever flavor
frosting I choose
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will need
to complement that,
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not compete with
and/or overpower it.
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I'm sure you appreciate me
telling you that, though.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Ah, stop. Wait.
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Something
calling my name.
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It's whispering
to my fingers,
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which are being
inexplicably drawn towards it.
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And now I see
it's a rub-a-dub-dub
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with the witty moniker
"pineapple fizz."
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Pineapple fizz.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm!
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Thank you for that
tantalizingly tangy taste
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of pineapple-icious ficious
fizzy wizzy was a reno.
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Pineapple fizz.
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Fizz.
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The word "fizz" implies
that something will be,
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uh -- what's the word?
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Pineapple-y.
No. No, no.
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I guess the word
I'm thinking of is --
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wait for it, everyone --
fizzy, right?
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[ Laughs ]
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Pineapple fizz
should be fizzy.
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There is absolutely
no fizz evident
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in this pineapple-fizz
frosting.
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It's totally flat.
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It's kind of
gross, actually.
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I hope it doesn't
repeat on me.
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You know when you do those
little [burps] burps
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and they turn to little
sour teaspoons worth of vomit?
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You know what I mean.[ Belches ]
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I could feel the dreaded
acid reflux becoming
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a distinct possibility
with this pineapple fizz.
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Pineapple shizz is the more
appropriate moniker.
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But as always, Ronald,
thank you for letting me try it.
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Appreciate it.
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Can you see
my hips gyrating?
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Such a beautiful day.
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Hey, cocksure asshole,
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some of us lining up here
actually like doughnuts,
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and we want to try
the different frostings.
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Thank you.
Appreciate it.
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Thank you, sir.
Appreciate it, sir.
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Thank you for not
hurrying me, Ronald,
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but I would like
to assure everyone here
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that I will take
as long as I need
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to choose the right frosting
for the right doughnut,
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and then -- listen closely now,
Ronald the Ringman --
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I will have a deluscious
flavor combination.
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Did you say a deluscious
flavor combination?
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Yes, I did.
Mm.
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Thank you for asking.
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I will have
little sharesies.
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I will have
a treat-filled mouthful
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and then another
treat-filled mouthful
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and then another
treat-filled mouthful.
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[ Groans ]
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I will do the munchy-munchy
when I choose to.
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Thank you.
A-ppre-ci-ate it.
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Thank you
specifically, sir.
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Now watch this.
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I'm about to do the
"I love doughnuts" dance.
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You'll like this dance.
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You'll appreciate it,
and you'll thank me.
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♪ I love doughnuts,
I love doughnuts ♪
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♪ I love doughnuts,
I love doughnuts ♪
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♪ I love doughnuts,
I love doughnuts ♪
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♪ I love doughnuts,
I love doughnuts ♪
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♪ I love doughnuts,
I love doughnuts ♪
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♪ I love doughnuts,
I love doughnuts ♪
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♪ I love doughnuts,
I love doughnuts ♪
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-♪ I love --
-Enough!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Spitting ]
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Look.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Spitting ]
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[ Laughs ]
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That's it.
It's all got my saliva on it.
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You want a taste now?
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Huh? [ Spits ]
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Huh? [ Spits ]
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Huh?
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No, okay? Game over.
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Nattannyel is not gonna
buy a doughnut now.
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No, thank you.
I do not appreciate that.
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You know, this island's
actually pretty gross.
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This island's a real letdown.
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Maybe Nattannyel will have
to go on a tropical vacation
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somewhere else next time,
somewhere maybe Nattannyel
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will find his soul mate,
a soul mate with a nice ees!
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That's how I say "ass."
I say ees.
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Everyone on this island
has a square, flat ees.
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I shall find another island,
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an island filled with deluscious
frostings of all kinds.
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I want sumptuous ees.
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I want little
doughnut sharesies,
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cutie with a fine ees.
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I want it all!
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Thank you. Appreciate it.
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[ Groans ]
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What's...?
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What's going...?
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What's going on?
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What's going on with?
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What's going on
with that?
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What's going on
with that phone?
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He's calling
the tropical cops
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on your cocksure ass,
you cocksure asshole.
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Tropical cops,
I'm desperate.
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I have a man dubbed
Nattannyel...
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-No!
-...and he's tasting
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all my frostings.
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And now he's saying that
he doesn't like our island.
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Oh, there's going to be
a tropical bundle.
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You know, a rumble,
a tumble,
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a tropical bundle,
I've dubbed it.
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And it's going to be
orchestrated by Cocky Rico.
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Okay.
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Ah.
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And tropical bundle!
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Aah!
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[ Laughs ]
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And kick.
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[ All grunting ]
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Punch.
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[ Grunting continues ]
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And bite.
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[ Screaming ]
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And, finally,
the rainbow down below.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Panting ]
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♪ Bomb, bomb,
bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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And music.
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[ Synth music playing ]
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♪♪
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And dance!
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♪♪
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[ Siren wails ]
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♪♪
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[ Handcuffs click ]
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♪♪
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[ Car doors close ]
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[ Siren wails ]
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♪♪
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All:
Thank you. Appreciate it.
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♪♪
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Okay, kill the music.
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[ Song ends ]
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It's time for you to meet
my friend, Seedy Dave.
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Look, that's him there.
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I'm gonna tell a very rude story
about him right now.
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Everyone, listen.
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I shall tell the story
as he approaches.
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Seedy Dave and I went
island-hopping in Greece
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the summer we left high school.
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It was on that
very first island --
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Mykonos, I believe -- where Dave
earned the moniker Seedy Dave.
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What I wouldn't give
to be back on those islands!
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Seedy Dave would drink
ice-cold beers all day long,
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and then, through the night,
he would move his body
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in time to the lapping
of the ocean waves,
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grinding and rising
and lolling and rolling
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exotically and never alone.
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You were never starved for
company, were you, Seedy Dave?
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What I wouldn't give
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to be back
on those islands!
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Seedy Dave's undulating body
became the pulse
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of whichever island
he happened to be on,
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and a magnet, too, in a way.
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A magnet for all the local,
sexy, Greek ladies.
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Lured, they were,
by Seedy Dave's
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unstoppable undulations,
the sensuous undulations
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of his lower half specifically.
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Oh, such sweet motion,
Seedy Dave.
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Oh, the lessons you taught me.
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What I wouldn't give
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to be back
on those islands!
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He made extensive use
of ropes, harnesses,
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swings, and pulleys.
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Gravity was defied on
a nightly basis,
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let me tell you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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What I wouldn't give
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to be back
on those islands!
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I remember hooking
that harness up between
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two olive trees
on the island of Folegandros,
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and he used it all week long,
didn't you, Seedy Dave?
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He broke both
those trees by doing this.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Laughs ]
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What I wouldn't give
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to be back on those islands.
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[ Both laugh ]
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I know what
you're all thinking,
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and I'm here to confirm
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with absolute unwavering
confidence...
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Ha!
Yeah, it kind of is.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Thank you, Seedy Dave.
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Appreciate it.
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