Original subtitles

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[ Tires screech ]Whoa!

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Oh! And it's "The Hand Gobbler"!

[ Clicking tongue ]

I am dubbed Gecko.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Munching ]

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Ew. Jummy jummy.

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The Hand Gobbler has gobbled another hand!

Wait. Really?

Has he really gobbled another hand?

Yes, he has.

Oh, he has, has he?

Yes, he has, hasn't he?

And then I played cards with my friend Dame Edith Ezold.

And then Dame Edith Ezold left,

and then I went to bed.

And then I woke up,

and my hand was gone.

Apparently, I need to lick it to keep it clean.

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It's de-luscious.

I'm going around the back.

Mmm.

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[ Gasps ]

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Time to round up the reptiles.

Time to round up the reptiles.

[ Groaning ]

Gonna go around the back again.

Mmm.

Oh, do shut up.

You're so stu-u-u-pid!

They all have alibis!

Yes, the Hand Gobbler is still on the loose!

No one is safe!

No hand on this island should be feeling safe right now!

If I was a hand, I'd be scared shitless!

We must protect the children of this island

with their little, soft hands!

You have a little salt

around your lips there, Captain Solomon.

Oh, do I, Barbara?

No, you don't know what you're talking about!

I never gobbled a de-luscious hand sprinkled with salt!

I'm done here.

The investigation is over.

The Hand Gobbler may never be found.

I am dubbed Gecko.

The Hand Gobbler gobbled my hand.

Isn't that obvious, you damn shitski?

Ew! Jummy jummy.

Captain, it appears you've sprouted fangs.

Is that true, Barbara?

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We're done here!

Screw this place!

Screw you! Screw you!

And especially screw you!

Uhhhh!

[ Imitates engine revving ]

Meechie: I had a dream.

It was about the Hand Gobbler.

He gobbled my left hand,

and then he gobbled my right hand.

Then he gobbled my middle hand.

[ Pager beeps, vibrates ]

And now Governor Gold wants to see us urgently.

I need you to capture the Hand Gobbler immediately.

That's easy for you to say.

You're nice and safe here in your gold mansion.

Am I?

Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I really?

Am I? Am I? Am I really?

Am I? Am I? Am I really?

Am I? Am I really?

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I am dubbed Gecko.

[ Clicking tongue ]

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[ Chomps ]

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I am Gecko!

[ Gunshots ]

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[ Crashing ]

[ Sighs ]

That diabolical cockerwocker ate my hand, Mama.

I'm going to catch the Hand Gobbler,

and I'm going to kill the Hand Gobbler!

We must visit the poison expert, Sir Simon Feathers.

Now.

All: Now! Now!

Now! Now!

Now! Now!

Now! Now!

Now! Now!

Now! Now!

Now! Now!

Now! Now!

[ Siren wails ]

If you will let me speak,

I will explain exactly what a hand dip is.

Yes? Is that all right?

A hand dip is a powerful bespoke solution

that contains a powerful additive that,

when it enters the bloodstream

of the one whose moniker is the Hand Gobbler,

will stain his fizzog blue.

Oh, those two awful cops and those shit hairstyles!

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[ Sniffs ]

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[ Chomps ]

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[ Door opens, closes ]

[ Screaming ]

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I am dubbed Gecko.

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Get to work!

Get your asses to work!

Come on!

There are people dying out there!

Please! I beg you!

What?! What is it?!

You have a blue fizzog, sir.

Care to explain why you have a blue fizzog?!

Well, Meechie, I think I know w-what this signifies.

It signifies that Captain Solomon

is the Hand Gobbler!

Assemble the firing squad now!

Whoa! Wait!

There is a very good reason I have a blue fizzog!

I was auditioning for a role in a movie!

I was to play a cowboy in a Western,

and it is wintertime in this Western!

That's why my fizzog is blue!

Did I book it?

[ Handcuffs clicking ]

I'm innocent! Uhhhh!

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Do you have any final words, Captain Solomon?

Yes, I ate those hands!

And they were all totally de-luscious!

All: And kill him! A-hoo and a-hay!

Kill him! A-hoo and a-hay!

Kill him! A-hoo and a-hay!

Kill him! A-hoo and a-hay!

Kill him! A-hoo and a-hay!

Kill him! A-hoo and a-hay!

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[ Gunfire ]

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Whose hand is this?

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