Original subtitles

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[ Tires screech ]Solomon: Ooh-up!

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Oh, and it's the dawning of King Skull!

Solomon: King Skull is going to make

a massive evil pronouncement today!

We will go undercover!

We will invade his lair atop Terror Mount-ayne!

He is King Skull!

He is also dubbed the King of the Skulls!

Skinny-dipping!

[ Water splashes ]

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King Skull: Oh, do shut up, Figgery!

Figgery: Oh, do shut up, King Skull!

Oh, do shut up, Figgery!

Oh, do shut up, King Skull!

Oh, do shut up, Figgery!

Stop giving it all that.

It's time for King Skull to do circles.

Please be silent while I do circles.

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[ Inhales sharply ]

[ Smacks lips ]

What I wouldn't give... Mm.

I'm going to make a massive evil pronouncement today.

Is that all right?

[ Buzzes lips ]

Agent Charles Figgery, listen to King Skull.

[ Owl hooting ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

What was that, Figgery?

Did you hear that, babe?

I do believe the doorbell of a king

did go a-ring-a-ding-ding.

How strange!

Will you answer the door, Figgery,

if indeed Figgery is your real name?

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Figgery: ♪ Three little ladies follow me ♪

♪ Three little ladies follow me ♪

♪ Three little ladies follow me ♪

♪ Three little ladies follow me ♪

♪ Three little ladies follow me ♪

♪ Three little ladies

King Skull: [ Scratching ]

May I present two alluring young ladies

and a grandmother

to King Skull?

Oh, young ladies and old lady, how are you?

We are well.

We are tourists.

We're doing premium boutique hopping.

I'm talking shopping!

You do more shopping later, grandmother?

Hmm?

It's a possibility.

It's a possibility, Figgery?

I believe I can classify this

as a distinct possibility, King Skull.

Oh, do shut up, Figgery!

Why are you here, ladies?

Do you know who I am?

We're looking for premium boutiques

that sell expensive jewel-encrusted sunglasses!

I love jewel-encrusted sunglasses.

Figgery, show them the pair you got me

when you went to Mykonos with Wild Beef Betty!

I don't know if we can handle the excitement!

Fabulous!

These are some of the finest jewel-encrusted sunglasses

ever existed on this tropical island.

Fabulous sunglasses, King Skull!

A genuinely fabulous purchase

you have made there, King Skull!

Oh, do shut up!

I didn't realize

we invited three elephants into this room.

I have an evil pronouncement to make.

Come, follow me.

Oh, looking particularly

bum-a-licious tonight, King Skull.

Yes, my anus is exposed in this outfit,

but I like you ladies.

I trust you.

I don't mind you seeing it.

♪ La, la-la, la-la

♪ La-la, la-la, la

I have been sleeping for many years, as you know.

I shall now make a massive evil pronouncement,

but I'm achy from sleeping,

so I will make the massive evil pronouncement

from a chair.

Someone bring me the chair!

It must be the right-sized chair!

I believe these three ladies

will go find the correct-sized chair

for King Skull.

You three dirty, great big, boring tropical elephants!

Get me the chair, you three big, fat elephants!

I love you!

Go find the correct-sized chair for King Skull,

you square-assed elephants!

[ Laughs ]

Three tropical elephants.

[ Laughter ]

Primetime: We have to find

the right-sized chair for King Skull.

Then he will make his massive evil pronouncement,

and then we will arrest his exposed anus.

It's a possibility?

It's a possibility?

Solomon: It's a possibility?

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Pick that up!

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Meechie: Oh, I hope he likes this chair.

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No! Absolutely not!

That's the wrong-sized chair!

Ladies, look at me!

I shall never sit on that chair!

Oh, do shut up, King Skull!

Run, ladies, quick,

before King Skull changes his mind

and desires to not make

his massive evil pronouncement.

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Do you think King Skull liked my dress?

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A sweet-ass rectangular chair!

A sweet-ass rectangular chair.

Schwamm! Schwamm!

"Schwamm! Schwamm!" means

everything has withered and died

in the garden of King Skull's mind.

This chair is no good at all!

Figgery, look at this chair.

Tell me what you think of it.

My first observation is that it is carved of wood.

Yes, of wood.

Yes, but of what wood?

The chair hails from the plop-plops tree, King Skull.

Are we saying this chair is plop-plops?

Oh, is that from the plop-plops tree?

It's a possibility. I --

We need another chair, ladies.

This chair ist shitten-sie Deutsch.

Figgery!

I have to be honest with you.

This whole chair business is getting me down.

Is there anything that I could do

to make you feel better, King Skull?

Please tell me if there is anything I can do

to make you feel better, King Skull.

Mmm.

Bring me the toffee ring with brown cream

from Ronald The Ringman.

[ Beeps ]Man: Oh, yeah.

♪ Ronald the Ringman's on his way ♪

♪ Ronald the Ringman on his way ♪

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[ Crashes ]

[ Tires squeal ]

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[ Laughs ]

King Skull is officially bored.

I am so bored right now!

Oh, do shut up!

I know what might relax you, King Skull.

Wait! What will you do?

Lie on your back, King Skull.

Now press the belly button.

Sex club.

[ Flute music plays ]

[ Flute music plays in distance ]

[ Bad Irish accent ] Oh, I think it's an Irish flute.

[ Flute music plays ]

[ Normal voice ] Kind of reminds me of Mommy.

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My dear ladies, that chair fills me

with the most overwhelming of emotions.

It was my mother's chair and her mother's before her.

Of course, this is the chair I shall use

to make my massive evil pronouncement on.

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Yes, the Ringman is officially here!

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Ahh.

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Lick it!

Shovel them hard into that fizzog!

Come on, King Skull.

Shovel it into your great, greedy fizzog!

[ All shouting ]

We must douse King Skull

in the brown, delicious good stuff.

[ All shouting ]

Delicious brown cream!

Eat it all!

[ All screaming ]

Delicious brown cream!

Aye! Drink it all!

Drink it all up.

[ Laughter ]

Yes, every last drop!

[ All shouting ]

Wooarf!

Wooarf!

Figgery: Run from here!

He will make his pronouncement

some other time!

Now go!

[ All screaming ]

Wooarf!

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