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How many bodies were there? 8 00:00:19,881 --> 00:00:22,611 Were they disfigured or mutilated? 9 00:00:22,643 --> 00:00:24,923 Were they dead or still living? 10 00:00:24,955 --> 00:00:26,575 What is this man dubbed? 11 00:00:26,612 --> 00:00:29,622 I have it on authority that this man has been 12 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:34,070 dubbed Cabbage Fizzog. 13 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:37,453 Who could possibly earn such a monstrous moniker? 14 00:00:37,485 --> 00:00:39,895 Does he have a fizzog like a cabbage? 15 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:43,726 This homicidal shitski has a fizzog exactly like 16 00:00:43,767 --> 00:00:47,527 a cabbage, that most despised of all vegetables. 17 00:00:47,564 --> 00:00:50,534 It may even really be an actual cabbage. 18 00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:54,467 He sounds delightfully unique albeit thoroughly dangerous. 19 00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:57,232 He left the entire Milkshake Gang 20 00:00:57,264 --> 00:00:59,134 deceased in an alley. 21 00:00:59,162 --> 00:01:02,792 Mama, Mama, Angus, did he really do all of that? 22 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:05,761 Their fizzogs were bright green because 23 00:01:05,789 --> 00:01:09,449 Cabbage Fizzog spews jets of concentrated 24 00:01:09,483 --> 00:01:12,833 cabbage gas out of his cabbage-like fizzog 25 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:16,105 and into the fizzogs of his victims. 26 00:01:16,145 --> 00:01:18,935 Cabbage fog, it's been dubbed. 27 00:01:18,975 --> 00:01:21,115 I don't like regular cabbage, 28 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:23,430 much less concentrated cabbage puffs. 29 00:01:23,462 --> 00:01:27,472 Did you know that "puffs" was my grandmother's name for farts? 30 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:32,091 She'd say, "Hell, I might've done a puff. 31 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:34,846 Can anyone smell it?" 32 00:01:36,786 --> 00:01:39,436 We must catch Cabbage Fizzog urgently 33 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:42,028 before he greens more fizzogs. 34 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:43,587 We must go now. 35 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:46,800 But, Mama, you barely ate your Moong Dal ka Halwa. 36 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:50,940 The Moong Dal ka Halwa here is totally shit, yeah. 37 00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:54,602 Shit, yeah. It is shit, yeah. 38 00:01:54,631 --> 00:01:57,361 'Tis, actually. 39 00:01:57,393 --> 00:01:59,363 [ Chair legs scrape ] 40 00:01:59,395 --> 00:02:06,155 ♪♪ 41 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:08,055 Now, Meechie, I'm ready. 42 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:09,163 Are you ready? 43 00:02:09,198 --> 00:02:10,158 We are ready. 44 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,369 We must go. 45 00:02:11,407 --> 00:02:12,857 Is it time? Yes. 46 00:02:12,891 --> 00:02:14,201 It. Is. 47 00:02:14,237 --> 00:02:15,307 Time. 48 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:17,902 Together: It is time. 49 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:22,870 ♪♪ 50 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:25,011 [ Siren wailing ] Now, Meechie, I have 51 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:28,181 the required medication within my most hallowed 52 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:30,317 of leather briefcases. 53 00:02:30,357 --> 00:02:34,077 Good. It is time. 54 00:02:34,119 --> 00:02:35,639 It is time. 55 00:02:35,672 --> 00:02:36,852 Is it really time? 56 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,640 It is time. 57 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:41,015 [ Wailing continues ] 58 00:02:41,057 --> 00:02:47,407 ♪♪ 59 00:02:47,443 --> 00:02:53,833 ♪♪ 60 00:02:53,863 --> 00:02:55,693 [ Telephone ringing ] 61 00:02:55,727 --> 00:03:02,727 ♪♪ 62 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:05,358 The curly-headed psychic is ready! 63 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:08,082 Make sure she's not lying! 64 00:03:08,118 --> 00:03:13,048 Remember what happened la-a-a-st time! 65 00:03:13,089 --> 00:03:15,569 Get to work! Get to work! 66 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:16,919 Get to work! 67 00:03:16,955 --> 00:03:19,715 Oh, do shut up. 68 00:03:19,751 --> 00:03:26,211 ♪♪ 69 00:03:29,278 --> 00:03:32,348 I need some of this fizzing, crackling, 70 00:03:32,384 --> 00:03:38,464 popping candy in this most dank of all chambers. 71 00:03:38,494 --> 00:03:41,224 [ Crunching ] 72 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:44,905 [ Candy popping ] 73 00:03:47,088 --> 00:03:49,088 ♪♪ 74 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:54,055 Hello, Primetime, Meechie, and Andre. 75 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:56,545 Hello, Philip. 76 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:57,931 How are the boys? 77 00:03:57,961 --> 00:03:59,791 The boys are having a lovely dinner 78 00:03:59,825 --> 00:04:01,965 at Treats From the Tandoor. 79 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:08,770 ♪♪ 80 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,490 Open the fizzog gate. 81 00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:15,767 Aah! 82 00:04:17,498 --> 00:04:21,358 A slipper must be removed by a lady. 83 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:28,476 A slipper must be removed by a lady. 84 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:35,831 The all-knowing toes are officially exposed. 85 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:39,761 The most cheesy of claws will provide the answers. 86 00:04:39,796 --> 00:04:46,936 ♪♪ 87 00:04:46,976 --> 00:04:49,186 Speak, toes. Speak now. 88 00:04:49,219 --> 00:04:53,979 If you have anything to say, now's the time to say it. 89 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:56,467 [ Toes cracking ] 90 00:04:58,746 --> 00:05:03,476 Cabbage Fizzog sounds delusciously creepy. 91 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:04,960 [ Coughing ] 92 00:05:04,994 --> 00:05:08,864 He sounds creepy and deluscious all right. 93 00:05:08,894 --> 00:05:12,834 I have a severe case of the munchies, my good sir. 94 00:05:12,864 --> 00:05:15,254 Please, go to the fridge and procure me 95 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,900 a little something to feast on. 96 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:23,699 ♪♪ 97 00:05:23,737 --> 00:05:26,767 [ Water bubbling ] 98 00:05:30,088 --> 00:05:32,748 [ Screams ] 99 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,710 Aah! Aah! 100 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:44,999 ♪♪ 101 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:47,284 It is time. 102 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:49,832 Female voice: Hello, this is Toe #10. 103 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:52,866 Please, tell me how we can help tonight. 104 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:56,364 We must find the man dubbed Cabbage Fizzog. 105 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:59,950 He is turning fizzogs green and ending lives 106 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:02,500 with clouds of cabbage fog. 107 00:06:02,534 --> 00:06:05,304 Where is he? Where is the killer with the cabbage fizzog? 108 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,400 I'm going to ask Toe #7. 109 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:10,536 Toe #7, where is Cabbage Fizzog? 110 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:14,297 Cabbage, who? Sorry. I've recently gone almost deaf. 111 00:06:14,339 --> 00:06:15,959 I cannot hear you. 112 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:17,616 This is Toe #5. 113 00:06:17,653 --> 00:06:21,313 I think the question was, where is Cabbage Fizzog? 114 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:22,966 I'm Toe #6. 115 00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:25,523 I'm one of the two large toes. 116 00:06:25,557 --> 00:06:28,727 I know exactly where Cabbage Fizzog is. 117 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:31,147 This is Toe #2. You're a damn liar. 118 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:34,433 Actually, I'm not. Yes, I've lied before -- 119 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:37,093 I do admit that -- but I'm not lying right now. 120 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,570 Okay, everybody. Pay attention to Toe #6. 121 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:45,157 He's fooled us before, but I instinctively trust him now. 122 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,957 Thank you, Toe #8. 123 00:06:46,992 --> 00:06:48,622 Everybody listen to me. 124 00:06:48,649 --> 00:06:52,999 -Listen to Toe #6. -I have a very dark vision. 125 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:57,073 I see a bicycle, but no ordinary bicycle. 126 00:06:57,106 --> 00:07:01,316 It has a chunky body and is powered by an engine. 127 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:03,461 Now, I think you mean a motor bicycle. 128 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:09,122 Yes. I also see a large spherical green vegetable. 129 00:07:09,152 --> 00:07:11,152 I see layers of leaves. 130 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:13,359 You're describing a cabbage, I believe. 131 00:07:13,398 --> 00:07:15,468 Yes, a cabbage. 132 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:18,274 Cabbage Fizzog is on a motor bicycle. 133 00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:20,509 He rides the coastal road. 134 00:07:20,543 --> 00:07:22,483 He rides very slowly. 135 00:07:22,511 --> 00:07:24,371 He has no eyes. 136 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:26,829 His fizzog is made of cabbage. 137 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:30,100 He has a specific target in mind. 138 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:31,489 No, no! 139 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,630 He's going to kill your precious boys! 140 00:07:35,662 --> 00:07:37,772 [ Gasps ] 141 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:40,532 Save your boys! 142 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:42,223 Now! 143 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,504 Go to them! 144 00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:47,023 [ Screams ] 145 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:52,642 ♪♪ 146 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:57,129 [ Siren wailing ] 147 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:58,996 ♪♪ 148 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:01,480 [ Tires screeching ] 149 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:07,205 ♪♪ 150 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:09,415 [ Engine shuts off ] 151 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:14,842 It's Cabbage Fizzog. 152 00:08:14,873 --> 00:08:19,333 [ Inhales deeply, exhales ] 153 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,810 [ Choking ] 154 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:26,987 She always did hate cabbage. 155 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:30,373 [ Exhales ] 156 00:08:30,406 --> 00:08:33,476 [ Choking ] 157 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:47,914 Now, Mungo! Throw it now! 158 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:52,914 Cabbage Fizzog has proven that cabbages do indeed kill. 159 00:08:52,946 --> 00:08:56,846 I shall defeat cabbage with cabbage. 160 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:58,301 ♪♪ 161 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,750 [ Thud ] 162 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:05,721 ♪♪ 163 00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:07,412 [ Grunts ] 164 00:09:07,443 --> 00:09:09,963 [ Grunting ] 165 00:09:09,997 --> 00:09:13,897 [ All grunting ] 166 00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:15,492 Aaah! 167 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,210 Yah! 168 00:09:17,246 --> 00:09:18,866 Aah! 169 00:09:18,903 --> 00:09:20,213 [ Grunts ] 170 00:09:20,249 --> 00:09:21,869 ♪♪ 171 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:25,386 [ Breathing heavily ] 172 00:09:25,426 --> 00:09:31,256 Ah, we're putting the boot into it! 173 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:34,714 Waiter: And we have shrimp-flavored peanuts. 174 00:09:34,746 --> 00:09:36,086 Now, may we help you? 175 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:38,467 We would like one extra-large 176 00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:40,338 special blue-cheese fondue. 177 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,622 We're celebrating. 178 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:42,750 Shit, yeah. 179 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:45,069 Sounds deluscious. 180 00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:48,521 Do we need something extra special to dip into the cheese? 181 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:51,073 Yes, I have just the thing -- 182 00:09:51,107 --> 00:09:53,897 a deluscious cabbage. 183 00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:56,938 ♪♪ 184 00:09:56,975 --> 00:09:59,145 Aaaaah! 185 00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:04,429 Hey! 186 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:05,945 I was just messing with ya. 187 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,474 Isn't that obvious? 188 00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:10,473 Dame Edith Ezold, you're a bartender 189 00:10:10,506 --> 00:10:12,646 at Treats From the Tandoor now? 190 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:14,821 Yes, I am! 191 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:20,265 You know that for a fa-a-a-a-a-a-ct, 192 00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:24,039 you damn shitski! 193 00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:29,631 Now watch this. 194 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,950 ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 195 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:40,672 All: ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 196 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,709 ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 197 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:46,466 ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 198 00:10:46,507 --> 00:10:49,407 ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 199 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,311 ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 200 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:55,211 ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 201 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,070 ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 202 00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:01,105 ♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪ 13404

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