Original subtitles

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[ Tires screech ]Ooh-up!

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[ Eerie music plays ]

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I am dubbed Dame Edith Isolde.

You must be dubbed Angus.

Yes, Dame Edith Isolde, I am dubbed Angus.

I dubbed Mungo.

Are they here yet?

The Tropical Cops, I mean.

No, they are not, and we must go inside.

Now.

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You do understand the importance

of the Big Night In, don't you?

Yes. I've done my research.

I know this is a once-yearly event.

I do know all about the Big Night In.

I do have a brain, you know?

I made notes.

Well, you better get started.

Our moms will be back later.

Bom-bom-bom ba-bom ba-bom

Fabulous hibiscus-marinated chicken

with grandmother's Iranian spice crust.

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Veggies done in the old-fashioned way.

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Lemons can be delicious.

Lemon torte avec limon liquere

drizzled in secret family sauce.

Oh! And, of course, here are chopped,

quartered cherries imported from the Bavarian mountains...

sort of.

Ah, who cares?

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The Tropical Cops are going to love this!

And they're gonna love me!

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Fabulously aromatic dishes, Dame Edith.

Please, join us in the drawing room

for an aperitif, Dame Edith.

I wouldn't mind a little celery.

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Excuse me...

but where are the Tropical Cops?

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What if the Tropical Cops

never turn up for the Big Night In?

Then what?

I'm just asking.

Of course, they're going to turn up.

I've never known them not to turn up.

Guys, hey... it's the Big Night In.

They'll be here. Trust me.

You know something, lads?

I'm slightly embarrassed to say it,

but I've actually written a bit of a song

for the Tropical Cops.

It's the most simplest of melodies.

It goes...

Bom-bom-bom bah-bom bah-bom --

Not now, Dame Edith!

Save the song for later.

Okay.

But what if I start the beginning of the song with...

Bom-bom-bom bah-bom bah-bom

Bom-bom-bom bah-bom bah-bom

Please Dame Edith, not now.

Hey...

I'm hungry.

The Tropical Cops are delayed.

Let's eat.

No!

Absolutely nobody eats

until the Tropical Cops turn up.

You know that for a faaaaaaaaact!

I just had a terrifying vision.

What if the Tropical Cops don't like what I'm wearing?

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I have a yellow puff-ball dress I could try instead.

Oh, yes...

yellow puff-ball dress...

Hold on.

Bom-bom-bom bah-bom bah-bom

Bom-bom-bom bah-bom bah-bom

Bom-bom-bom bah-bom bah-bom

Your verdict on this woman, Little Lord Piss the Pot?

Bom-bom-bom bah-bom bah-bom

Bom-bom-bom bah-bom bah-bom

This woman smells like elephant piss.

Okay.

This is a smock.

Admittedly, there's a chocolate stain

on the yellow bow,

but they won't notice, will they?

Maybe they'll sort of like it.

Do cops like chocolate?

What about about cops of the tropical variety?

Oh, wait.

They might think it's the wrong kind of chocy...

Crapalicious.

You know what?

It's actually human shit!

[ Door creaks, closes ]

[ Footsteps approach ]

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Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn' --I think you're trying to say "good evening."

Yes!

That's exactly right!

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Oh, hello you big old Tropical Cops.

Do you like my smock?

Don't look at the elbow!

It's the wrong kind of chocy.

Maybe it's the right kind...

Depends on what kind of chocy you like, right guys?

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It's me...

Dame Edith Isolde.

Isn't that obvious, you damn shit-skies?!

I'm cooking for the Big Night In.

Please, dinner is served.

Come.

Right! Foodies!

No! First, Dame Edith,

I want to ask you some questions.

Oh. Like a quiz?

Like a pop quiz? Like a trivia quiz?

You mean like a quiz, right?

Are we talking about a quiz?

Is "quiz" a real word?

Someone said the word "quiz" so many times now,

he or she does not even know if "quiz" is a real word.

Anyone ever heard of the word "quiz"?

Last chance.

Let's not have a quiz.

They're shit!

What was the name of your first husband?

Could you repeat the question?

What was the name of your first husband?

I-I-I-I know this.

H-H-H-hold on, now.

Clinton J. Smelly!

Primetime!

No!

No more bottles on visages!

[ Farts ]

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[ Groans ]

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Here she is!

Meet Muriel!

Ha!

Who the hell is Muriel?

Meechie, my good sir,

have Angus hand you one of those

hibiscus-coated chicken drum sticks.

Shit yeah!

Shit yeah!

This is not Dame Edith Isolde.

How dare you?

I'm slightly offended.

Mungo, I love you,

but you allowed a mad man into our house.

It's not a man.

It's a woe-man.

Yes, look under the dress,

and you will find the lady parts.

No! It is a man.

H'wuh?It is.

It is dubbed with the moniker Ronnie.

It came here to kill us tonight.

It wants to bom-bom-bom ba-bom ba-bom bump us all off!

Didn't you, Ronnie?

Yes, I did.

Isn't that obvious,

you da-a-a-a-a-a-amn shit-ski?

Because you like kill

good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night.

Good morn', good eve', good night!

Eat this chicken drum stick!

Never! You hush!

Eat this chicken drum stick!

Now!

[ Groans ]

[ Deflates ]

I shall require damn drink-es!

Forget about the Big Night In.

It's time for the Big Night Out!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

This is a very relaxing and peaceful tropical bar!

I wish I had a tropical cocktail!

Oh, I do!

H'luh?

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Josie, the kabobs, please.

It's the real Dame Edith Isolde!

[ All cheer ]

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My famous hibiscus chicken kabob.

Help yourselves.

It's the Big Night Out.

Am I right?

Or...

Don't answer that.

I'm right, and I know it.

Ew!

Gross!

Heh.

Heh-heh-heh.

[ Laughs ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Ha!

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