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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]Ooh-up!
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♪♪
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[ Eerie music plays ]
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♪♪
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I am dubbed
Dame Edith Isolde.
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You must be
dubbed Angus.
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Yes, Dame Edith Isolde,
I am dubbed Angus.
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I dubbed Mungo.
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Are they here yet?
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The Tropical Cops,
I mean.
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No, they are not,
and we must go inside.
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Now.
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♪♪
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You do understand
the importance
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of the Big Night In,
don't you?
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Yes.
I've done my research.
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I know this is
a once-yearly event.
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I do know all about
the Big Night In.
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I do have a brain,
you know?
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I made notes.
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Well, you better
get started.
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Our moms will be
back later.
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Bom-bom-bom
ba-bom ba-bom
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Fabulous
hibiscus-marinated chicken
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with grandmother's
Iranian spice crust.
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♪♪
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Veggies done
in the old-fashioned way.
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♪♪
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Lemons can be delicious.
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Lemon torte avec limon liquere
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drizzled in secret family sauce.
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Oh! And, of course,
here are chopped,
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quartered cherries imported
from the Bavarian mountains...
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sort of.
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Ah, who cares?
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♪♪
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The Tropical Cops are
going to love this!
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And they're gonna love me!
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♪♪
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Fabulously aromatic dishes,
Dame Edith.
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Please, join us in
the drawing room
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for an aperitif,
Dame Edith.
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I wouldn't mind
a little celery.
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♪♪
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Excuse me...
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but where are
the Tropical Cops?
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♪♪
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What if the
Tropical Cops
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never turn up
for the Big Night In?
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Then what?
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I'm just asking.
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Of course,
they're going to turn up.
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I've never known them
not to turn up.
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Guys, hey...
it's the Big Night In.
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They'll be here.
Trust me.
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You know something,
lads?
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I'm slightly embarrassed
to say it,
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but I've actually written
a bit of a song
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for the Tropical Cops.
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It's the most simplest
of melodies.
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It goes...
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Bom-bom-bom
bah-bom bah-bom --
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Not now,
Dame Edith!
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Save the song
for later.
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Okay.
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But what if I start the
beginning of the song with...
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Bom-bom-bom
bah-bom bah-bom
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Bom-bom-bom
bah-bom bah-bom
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Please Dame Edith,
not now.
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Hey...
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I'm hungry.
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The Tropical Cops
are delayed.
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Let's eat.
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No!
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Absolutely nobody eats
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until the Tropical Cops
turn up.
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You know that for
a faaaaaaaaact!
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I just had
a terrifying vision.
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What if the Tropical Cops
don't like what I'm wearing?
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♪♪
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I have a yellow puff-ball dress
I could try instead.
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Oh, yes...
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yellow puff-ball dress...
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Hold on.
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Bom-bom-bom
bah-bom bah-bom
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Bom-bom-bom
bah-bom bah-bom
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Bom-bom-bom
bah-bom bah-bom
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Your verdict on this woman,
Little Lord Piss the Pot?
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Bom-bom-bom
bah-bom bah-bom
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Bom-bom-bom
bah-bom bah-bom
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This woman smells
like elephant piss.
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Okay.
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This is a smock.
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Admittedly, there's
a chocolate stain
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on the yellow bow,
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but they won't notice,
will they?
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Maybe they'll
sort of like it.
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Do cops like chocolate?
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What about about cops
of the tropical variety?
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Oh, wait.
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They might think it's the wrong
kind of chocy...
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Crapalicious.
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You know what?
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It's actually human shit!
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[ Door creaks, closes ]
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[ Footsteps approach ]
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♪♪
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn' --I think you're trying to say
"good evening."
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Yes!
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That's exactly right!
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♪♪
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Oh, hello you big old
Tropical Cops.
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Do you like my smock?
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Don't look at the elbow!
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It's the wrong kind of chocy.
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Maybe it's the right kind...
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Depends on what kind of chocy
you like, right guys?
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♪♪
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It's me...
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Dame Edith Isolde.
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Isn't that obvious,
you damn shit-skies?!
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I'm cooking for
the Big Night In.
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Please,
dinner is served.
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Come.
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Right!
Foodies!
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No! First, Dame Edith,
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I want to ask you
some questions.
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Oh.
Like a quiz?
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Like a pop quiz?
Like a trivia quiz?
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You mean like a quiz,
right?
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Are we talking
about a quiz?
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Is "quiz"
a real word?
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Someone said the word "quiz"
so many times now,
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he or she does not even know
if "quiz" is a real word.
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Anyone ever heard
of the word "quiz"?
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Last chance.
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Let's not have a quiz.
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They're shit!
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What was the name
of your first husband?
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Could you repeat
the question?
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What was the name
of your first husband?
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I-I-I-I know this.
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H-H-H-hold on, now.
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Clinton J. Smelly!
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Primetime!
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No!
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No more bottles
on visages!
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[ Farts ]
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♪♪
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[ Groans ]
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♪♪
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Here she is!
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Meet Muriel!
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Ha!
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Who the hell
is Muriel?
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Meechie,
my good sir,
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have Angus hand you
one of those
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hibiscus-coated
chicken drum sticks.
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Shit yeah!
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Shit yeah!
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This is not
Dame Edith Isolde.
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How dare you?
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I'm slightly offended.
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Mungo, I love you,
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but you allowed a mad man
into our house.
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It's not a man.
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It's a woe-man.
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Yes, look under
the dress,
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and you will find
the lady parts.
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No!
It is a man.
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H'wuh?It is.
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It is dubbed with
the moniker Ronnie.
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It came here
to kill us tonight.
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It wants to bom-bom-bom ba-bom
ba-bom bump us all off!
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Didn't you, Ronnie?
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Yes, I did.
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Isn't that obvious,
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you da-a-a-a-a-a-amn
shit-ski?
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Because you like kill
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good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night.
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Good morn', good eve',
good night!
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Eat this chicken
drum stick!
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Never!
You hush!
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Eat this chicken
drum stick!
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Now!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Deflates ]
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I shall require
damn drink-es!
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Forget about
the Big Night In.
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It's time for
the Big Night Out!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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This is a very relaxing
and peaceful tropical bar!
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I wish I had
a tropical cocktail!
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Oh, I do!
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H'luh?
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♪♪
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00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:08,121
Josie, the kabobs,
please.
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It's the real
Dame Edith Isolde!
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[ All cheer ]
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♪♪
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My famous hibiscus
chicken kabob.
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Help yourselves.
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It's the Big Night Out.
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Am I right?
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Or...
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Don't answer that.
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I'm right,
and I know it.
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Ew!
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Gross!
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Heh.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Ha!
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♪♪
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