Original subtitles

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Captain Solomon: Oh, the Shrimp Gang are back!

[ Line ringing ]

-Hello?! -Yo, police?

The Shrimp Gang are back on the island,

and I know where they'll be this afternoon.

Captain Solomon: Who are you?!

I'd like to remain anonymous.

No way!

Obviously, that may not be possible.

If that's the case, please know that my name is...

Jungle Jeff.

That's Jeff with "J" and Jungle with a [snarls]

Ciao, bella.

Ciao, bella!

[ Chuckles ]

Thank you. Appreciate it.

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[ Both laugh ]

Ah. Mm.

Mm, mm, mm.

[ Both laugh ]

Ohh! Ohh!

Oh, God! Ow!

Aah! Whoa!

[ Coughing ]

Hand me that.

Look, Meechie! They have back-guns.

Meechie: Oh, how delightfully novel!

Will these slithering shrimpy shitskis ever stop?!

They're heading for the old shipyard!

Now we're cooking -- shrimps specifically!

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Feast on this, you crusty cockerwockers!

[ Garbled speech ]

I wish I had brought some industrial-sized ear defenders,

my good sir.

Yes! My tinnitus has returned with a vengeance

this very morning, my good sir.

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Why wouldn't yous stick your gnashers in this wee beauty, eh?

I don't mind if I do, pally.

Ahh.

[ Gunfire continues ]

Together: We're like a couple of wild beasts

who stumbled upon a couple of succulent, plump toads!

[ Both laugh ]

Ah, burnt the rice, pally.

This ice-cream sandwich is de-luscious.

All this feasting...

reminds me of Dada and his shrimpies.

[ Gunfire continues ]

Baby girl, do not waste your energy

reminiscing on your blissful childhood now

during the most perilous of shoot-outs.

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You'll never be a cop because you're a coward.

I'm a cop, and I get results 'cause I'm tough.

That's why they call me "Tough Doug,

The Dark Don of The Darkest Donkey Dong."

You watch this, you little shit.

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That's too many shrimpies, Dada.

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No, Dada.

You have genu-inely too much shrimpies in your fizzog.

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[ Choking ]

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Mi pistoletto, por favor!

Pistoletto?

That sounds like one of them old Mexican cowboy movies

my mama used to watch.

[ Gunfire stops ]

Meechie, I hope you're ready for some smoky, flaming,

crispy barbecue shrimp.

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[ Gurgling ]

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[ Gas hissing ]

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[ Gunfire ]

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[ Bell dings ]

Ahh.

Hello, ladies.

Yep, it's me.

It's me!

It's all...about...me!!

May I introduce myself right now to two ladies?

Would it be permitted?

May I reveal that my name is, in fact, Cockyyyy Rico?!

[ Fingers snap ]

Begging your pardon?

Cocky Rico by name, Cocky Rico by nature.

[ Fingers snap ]

[ Clears throat ]

I am dubbed with the moniker...Cocky Rico.

[ Grunting ]

Cocksure asshole, aren't you?

Yes, I'm a cocksure asshole.

I'm the cocksure asshole who tipped you off.

[ Chuckles ] It's time to bring down the Shrimp Gang.

I needed backup, so I called you.

So, kiss me with cherry lips of hot promise.

Oh, wait.

Here he comes. Na-na-na-na-na-na!

Let's do this!

Aah!

Aah!

[ Gunshot ]

Aah! [ Laughs ] All right!

Which one of you pink pricks stole my roller skates?

You.

[ Gun clicks ]

[ Gun clicking ]

Oh, mummy!

Did I forget to load the gun?

I find myself now in a most unexpected

and vulnerable situation

whilst clad only in my grandfather's underwear,

which were knitted for him by my grandniece, Pookie.

Hashtag "SoItSeems."

[ Garbled speech ]

Bye-bye.

[ Squelch ]

Oh, now I understand.

You hit-a the eye, you kill-a the shrimp.

I kill-a the shrimp, I hit-a the eye?

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You killed the Shrimp Gang!

But the Shrimp Gang were innocent!

All they did was dress like shrimps!

That's not a crime!

Even cops make mistakes.

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Do you forgive them for killing the Shrimp Gang?!

I do!

But they're so stupid!

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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[ Shatter ]

[ Shatter ]