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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,199 --> 00:00:01,786 Previously on The Fosters... 2 00:00:02,951 --> 00:00:04,785 - We can't do this. - But I'm not getting adopted. 3 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:07,795 I have to think about this. I have to... 4 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:10,798 Is it because of Lou? Is Lou why you can't be with me? 5 00:00:10,833 --> 00:00:13,400 No, you're the reason why I can't be with you, Callie. 6 00:00:13,552 --> 00:00:15,719 I'm done. We're done. 7 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:17,671 Let's start our own dance team. 8 00:00:17,723 --> 00:00:20,757 Hey, Kaitlyn. I quit. 9 00:00:24,346 --> 00:00:27,430 I really like you. What do I have to do to prove it to you? 10 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,516 - What is with that towel? - Ah! 11 00:00:29,518 --> 00:00:30,650 Oh, my God! 12 00:00:30,686 --> 00:00:31,768 [Mike] Ana and I, 13 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:33,353 we're working the program together. 14 00:00:33,355 --> 00:00:35,488 I pray I can do better for this baby 15 00:00:35,524 --> 00:00:37,357 than I did for my twins. 16 00:00:38,427 --> 00:00:40,694 [scoffs] This is my worst nightmare. 17 00:00:40,746 --> 00:00:45,332 Dirt in your food. Bugs in your tent. You're sweating the whole time. 18 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:48,702 And then it gets dark, and you're like, "Oh, where are the lights?" 19 00:00:48,704 --> 00:00:51,621 But guess what: there are no lights. Why? 20 00:00:51,673 --> 00:00:54,758 - Because you're camping. - I've never been. 21 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:58,461 I had fun on my seventh-grade trip. Mostly. 22 00:00:58,513 --> 00:01:00,960 And, to make matters worse, I should be here this weekend... 23 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,124 [whispers] auditioning dancers. 24 00:01:03,352 --> 00:01:05,468 - [whispers] Why are we whispering? - Hayley's here. 25 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,437 [whispers] Saying "goodbye" to Jesus. 26 00:01:16,481 --> 00:01:18,732 - Wait. What's wrong? - I'm mad at you. 27 00:01:18,734 --> 00:01:22,736 - It's just one weekend. - The one weekend my mom's out of town. 28 00:01:22,788 --> 00:01:26,489 I had big plans. Naked plans. 29 00:01:26,541 --> 00:01:29,492 - What am I supposed to do? - You could say you're sick. 30 00:01:29,544 --> 00:01:32,662 [scoffs] My moms would never let me stay home alone. 31 00:01:32,714 --> 00:01:34,748 I'm staying home alone. 32 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:37,500 Seriously, your moms are so... 33 00:01:37,552 --> 00:01:42,472 - Hey, Mrs. Adams Foster! - Hey, Hayley. 34 00:01:42,507 --> 00:01:44,507 Want to explain to me why your door is closed? 35 00:01:44,559 --> 00:01:46,309 I don't know. It must have been blown shut. 36 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:48,645 Mm. Must have been all the hot air in here. 37 00:01:50,399 --> 00:01:52,599 - I should... I should go. - So soon? 38 00:01:52,601 --> 00:01:55,318 - I'll lead you out. - OK. 39 00:01:59,608 --> 00:02:02,609 OK, troops, we're leaving in ten minutes! Let's go! Chop-chop-chop! 40 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,614 Hey. So, I was thinking, what if we make the kids leave their phones at home? 41 00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:10,700 - Do you want a mutiny? - No, I want them to actually experience 42 00:02:10,752 --> 00:02:14,537 something without tweeting or twerking about it. 43 00:02:14,589 --> 00:02:17,340 Twerking? Do you know what twerking is? 44 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:19,759 Yeah, some kind of social media thing. 45 00:02:19,795 --> 00:02:21,678 This is twerking. 46 00:02:25,517 --> 00:02:29,519 Really? I like that. Do that more often. 47 00:02:29,554 --> 00:02:33,440 Honey, I know you want this weekend to be a big bonding experience, 48 00:02:33,475 --> 00:02:35,642 - but the kids are addicted to their phones. - Fine. Great. 49 00:02:35,644 --> 00:02:38,561 Then we'll take the TV with us and video games. It'll be awesome. 50 00:02:38,613 --> 00:02:40,530 Or we can just let them wean themselves off. 51 00:02:40,565 --> 00:02:43,733 And once we get out into nature, with hopefully very bad reception, 52 00:02:43,785 --> 00:02:45,735 - I bet you they'll put them down. - Oh, yeah? 53 00:02:45,787 --> 00:02:47,704 Well, I will take that bet. And when they don't, 54 00:02:47,789 --> 00:02:49,456 I don't want it to fall on me to crack the whip. 55 00:02:49,491 --> 00:02:52,459 - You can't be "nice mom" all the time. - I'm not "nice mom." 56 00:02:52,494 --> 00:02:55,745 Yes, you are. Why do you think they always confide in you? 57 00:02:55,797 --> 00:02:58,331 They don't. They... they come to you. 58 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,300 Yeah, when they want a push. 59 00:03:00,335 --> 00:03:03,303 When they want a hug, they choose you. 60 00:03:04,723 --> 00:03:07,640 I'm not mad about it, that's just the way it is. 61 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:16,349 - Oh. Hi. - Hey. 62 00:03:16,401 --> 00:03:18,351 - Sorry. - No problem. 63 00:03:18,353 --> 00:03:20,653 Uh, we... we were just saying goodbye. 64 00:03:20,689 --> 00:03:25,275 - Yeah. - Two whole days. How will I ever survive? 65 00:03:25,327 --> 00:03:27,443 - [laughs] - [chuckles] 66 00:03:27,496 --> 00:03:30,363 Uh, well, Stef asked me to put this stuff in Lena's car. 67 00:03:30,415 --> 00:03:35,418 - Oh, we're taking two cars now? - Yeah. Mariana has a lot of stuff, so... 68 00:03:35,453 --> 00:03:37,504 Right. Shocker. [Laughs] 69 00:03:37,539 --> 00:03:39,672 - Uh, do you need help? - I'll just... No, I'm good. 70 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:41,708 OK. All right. 71 00:03:52,637 --> 00:03:54,687 - What? - You're bright red. 72 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:57,440 No, I'm not. 73 00:03:57,475 --> 00:04:01,477 - I'm just not a PDA guy. - Hm... You're hilarious. 74 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:02,445 - I'm... - [laughs] 75 00:04:09,371 --> 00:04:11,404 [hip-hop plays on headphones] 76 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:19,412 Hey. 77 00:04:24,502 --> 00:04:27,420 - What? - Why don't we talk? 78 00:04:27,472 --> 00:04:30,673 - About what? - I don't know. 79 00:04:30,725 --> 00:04:33,726 How's... how's wrestling going? 80 00:04:33,762 --> 00:04:35,428 It's fine. 81 00:04:37,732 --> 00:04:40,316 And... and Hayley? How are things with her? 82 00:04:40,352 --> 00:04:42,352 She's whatever. 83 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:49,492 You never said what you thought of Alateen. Did you find it helpful or... ? 84 00:04:49,527 --> 00:04:51,277 Ana's pregnant. 85 00:05:01,706 --> 00:05:05,291 ♪ It's not where you come from ♪ 86 00:05:05,293 --> 00:05:08,461 ♪ It's where you belong ♪ 87 00:05:08,513 --> 00:05:11,297 ♪ Nothing I would trade ♪ 88 00:05:11,299 --> 00:05:14,467 ♪ I wouldn't have it any other way ♪ 89 00:05:14,519 --> 00:05:17,637 ♪ You're surrounded by love ♪ 90 00:05:17,689 --> 00:05:19,639 ♪ And you're wanted ♪ 91 00:05:19,691 --> 00:05:23,443 ♪ So never feel alone ♪ 92 00:05:23,478 --> 00:05:25,745 ♪ You're at home with me ♪ 93 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:29,449 ♪ Right where you belong ♪ 94 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:36,905 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 95 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:41,352 [woman] So you're approximately 17 weeks along? 96 00:05:41,354 --> 00:05:45,940 Um, I think so. Uh, yeah. 97 00:05:45,975 --> 00:05:48,943 Your amniotic fluid looks good. 98 00:05:48,978 --> 00:05:53,114 The baby's... 11 centimeters. That's about four and a half inches. 99 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:56,317 - So small. - Everything looks perfect. 100 00:05:56,369 --> 00:05:59,387 - I'm just gonna take some pictures. - [beeping] 101 00:05:59,422 --> 00:06:02,289 [machine whirring] 102 00:06:05,912 --> 00:06:07,161 Would you like to know the sex? 103 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:09,997 Oh. Um... 104 00:06:13,936 --> 00:06:17,171 Um... sure. 105 00:06:17,206 --> 00:06:18,272 You're having a girl. 106 00:06:20,259 --> 00:06:23,060 - A girl. - Congratulations. 107 00:06:26,265 --> 00:06:29,183 Wow. She has your eyes. 108 00:06:29,185 --> 00:06:31,285 [laughs] Actually, those are her feet. 109 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,354 - [laughs] - Oh. 110 00:06:37,193 --> 00:06:42,263 - [Lena] Have you told anyone else? - No. Just you. 111 00:06:42,298 --> 00:06:45,916 You should not have gone to that AA meeting without permission. 112 00:06:45,952 --> 00:06:48,615 - I know. - There are gonna have to be... 113 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,116 some consequences. 114 00:06:50,957 --> 00:06:55,042 - Do you have to tell Mom? - Yes. Of course I'm gonna tell Mom. 115 00:06:57,046 --> 00:07:00,097 And actually, I think it might be nice if you told her yourself. 116 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,883 - I can't tell her. - You told me. 117 00:07:02,935 --> 00:07:05,970 Yeah, because you don't get so mad. 118 00:07:06,022 --> 00:07:08,889 That is not true. I just don't... 119 00:07:08,891 --> 00:07:10,891 ... show my madness as madly. 120 00:07:10,893 --> 00:07:13,894 But I get mad. I am... I am mad! 121 00:07:15,198 --> 00:07:17,198 - Can't you... ? Come... - No! 122 00:07:19,118 --> 00:07:21,318 And when you do tell her, 123 00:07:21,370 --> 00:07:23,954 just don't mention that you... that you told me. 124 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:27,041 - Why? - Because... 125 00:07:27,076 --> 00:07:29,160 It'll make her feel good. 126 00:07:29,212 --> 00:07:32,379 - That Ana's pregnant? - No. That you came to her first. 127 00:07:32,415 --> 00:07:35,082 Oh, and she won't get mad. I get it. 128 00:07:35,134 --> 00:07:37,084 That's a good strategy. 129 00:07:43,392 --> 00:07:47,228 [pump whirring] 130 00:07:47,263 --> 00:07:49,346 What are you doing in there? 131 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:54,101 Oh. You're not gonna need that. 132 00:07:54,153 --> 00:07:55,236 Why not? 133 00:07:58,107 --> 00:07:59,173 We're glamping. 134 00:08:02,328 --> 00:08:05,029 Um, won't we be cold, though? 135 00:08:05,081 --> 00:08:07,198 I brought double-down comforters and a curling iron 136 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:10,151 and blow dryer that plug into the car. So we're set. 137 00:08:10,186 --> 00:08:14,922 - For what? - I... don't understand the question. 138 00:08:16,092 --> 00:08:18,125 Don't you think we're a little far from the kids? 139 00:08:18,161 --> 00:08:20,127 Not too far we can't keep an eye on them. 140 00:08:20,129 --> 00:08:21,929 But just far enough that they don't have to hear us. 141 00:08:21,964 --> 00:08:24,298 Oh. Hear us? Doing what? 142 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:27,134 I don't know... twerking? 143 00:08:27,136 --> 00:08:30,054 - Is that what you did? Having a fit. I don't... - [laughs] 144 00:08:30,106 --> 00:08:32,189 Hey, we're out in the wilderness, right? Aren't we? 145 00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:35,309 We get a little wild ourselves? Little... [growls] 146 00:08:35,361 --> 00:08:37,194 [both growling playfully] 147 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:40,314 - [snorts, screeches] - [laughing] 148 00:08:40,366 --> 00:08:43,984 - [barks] Dog... - What are you guys doing? 149 00:08:44,036 --> 00:08:46,320 Oh, nothing. Nothing. What's up? 150 00:08:46,322 --> 00:08:48,989 - Uh, can we go in the water? - You gotten the firewood? 151 00:08:48,991 --> 00:08:50,124 - Yep. - You have? 152 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:51,208 - Yep. - All right, fine. 153 00:08:51,244 --> 00:08:53,127 Just be careful where you walk with bare feet. 154 00:08:53,162 --> 00:08:54,962 And remember, "Leaves of three, leave them be!" 155 00:08:54,997 --> 00:08:57,915 Go! Get out of here! 156 00:08:57,967 --> 00:09:01,969 - Maybe we're not far enough. - Exactly. [Growling playfully] 157 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:12,012 - Dude, get out! - Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were... 158 00:09:12,014 --> 00:09:13,898 What's that on your... ? 159 00:09:15,184 --> 00:09:18,269 - It that real? - No, it's just a marker. 160 00:09:20,189 --> 00:09:22,022 OK, yeah, it is real. 161 00:09:22,024 --> 00:09:24,358 But Moms don't know, and if you tell anyone, I will kill you. 162 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,161 - OK. - I mean it, don't go tattling. 163 00:09:27,196 --> 00:09:31,198 I won't. But, um... how're you gonna go swimming? 164 00:09:34,253 --> 00:09:36,170 You're gonna hang ten on the pond? 165 00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:40,291 Mom, some of us don't want to get skin cancer, right? 166 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:43,260 Yeah, but there is something called sunscreen, you know. 167 00:09:46,415 --> 00:09:49,266 Did you know that there are nanoparticles in many sunscreens 168 00:09:49,302 --> 00:09:51,018 that show up in people's livers? 169 00:09:51,053 --> 00:09:52,937 No, I didn't. 170 00:09:52,972 --> 00:09:55,940 The best way to protect yourself from the sun's damaging rays is to cover up. 171 00:09:55,975 --> 00:09:59,944 OK, I stand corrected. 172 00:10:02,331 --> 00:10:03,280 [whispers] You're welcome. 173 00:10:10,122 --> 00:10:13,240 Mom. Can I talk to you about something? 174 00:10:14,327 --> 00:10:16,210 Uh, well... 175 00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:33,927 Hey, uh, maybe just stay in the shallow end, OK? 176 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:36,997 - Why? I know how to swim. - Not in a lake. 177 00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:39,183 There could be a sudden drop-off. 178 00:10:39,235 --> 00:10:42,102 And it's dark and you can't see the bottom. It's not like a pool. 179 00:10:42,171 --> 00:10:46,273 I can't keep an eye on you every second. So just don't take any chances. 180 00:10:46,325 --> 00:10:50,077 - You comin' in, or what? - Uh, nah, I... 181 00:10:50,112 --> 00:10:53,030 - It's actually pretty cold. - Oh, come on! 182 00:10:53,082 --> 00:10:56,083 Hey, I don't blame you. I was watching this special on the Nature Channel. 183 00:10:56,118 --> 00:10:59,203 Two words: Lake Monsters. 184 00:11:07,296 --> 00:11:09,380 Ana's pregnant? 185 00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:12,414 According to Jesus, that's the announcement she made at the AA meeting. 186 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:15,250 Which he did not have permission to go to. 187 00:11:15,286 --> 00:11:18,253 I hope you told him there'll be consequences. 188 00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:20,456 Which I will be doling out. 189 00:11:22,426 --> 00:11:24,093 What are we gonna tell Mariana? 190 00:11:24,128 --> 00:11:26,462 I don't think we tell her anything. 191 00:11:26,514 --> 00:11:29,298 Not until we know for sure. 192 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,468 Not gonna take it well. 193 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,388 - Who do you think the father is? - Who knows? 194 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,191 [sighs] You don't think it's... I mean... 195 00:11:39,226 --> 00:11:42,277 [sighs] ... it's not Mike? 196 00:11:42,313 --> 00:11:46,298 Right, he couldn't possibly be that stupid. 197 00:11:49,286 --> 00:11:51,153 [rock music plays] 198 00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:53,071 ♪ Down by the docks ♪ 199 00:11:53,073 --> 00:11:54,406 ♪ Listening... ♪ 200 00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:57,376 Hey, so, um... 201 00:11:57,411 --> 00:12:02,047 Sorry about... walking in on, or out, on, uh, 202 00:12:02,082 --> 00:12:03,966 on you and Lou earlier. 203 00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:07,252 Oh, it's fine, don't worry about it. No big deal. 204 00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:11,173 - It wasn't weird for you? - No. 205 00:12:11,225 --> 00:12:14,977 - Was it weird for you? - No. Not at all. 206 00:12:15,012 --> 00:12:18,147 - I just don't want it to be weird for you. - Well, it's not. 207 00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:19,982 Cool. 208 00:12:22,353 --> 00:12:26,271 - So, um... - It's gettin' chilly. I think I'm gonna go in. 209 00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:28,273 Yeah, me too. 210 00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:35,280 ♪ Maybe they're still home ♪ 211 00:12:35,282 --> 00:12:39,001 - ♪ Maybe they're still home ♪ - _ 212 00:12:39,036 --> 00:12:41,739 ♪ If what I want is what you want ♪ 213 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,298 _ 214 00:12:44,189 --> 00:12:45,106 ♪ Wanna be like that ♪ 215 00:12:45,107 --> 00:12:48,476 - ♪ Be like that ♪ - _ 216 00:12:55,277 --> 00:12:58,195 - [Lena] What are you looking for? - Um, nothing, thanks. 217 00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:04,201 [sighs] I'm looking for my phone. 218 00:13:04,236 --> 00:13:07,320 I have to talk to Mike. I have to find out if he's the father of Ana's baby... 219 00:13:07,373 --> 00:13:09,322 Right this minute? 220 00:13:09,358 --> 00:13:10,540 And what if he is, what're you gonna do about it? 221 00:13:10,576 --> 00:13:12,492 - I can't sit here and wait? - Sit here and wait? 222 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:15,579 Yes. Yes, you can. We are out here together, 223 00:13:15,631 --> 00:13:18,548 as a family, to connect. Off the grid, remember? 224 00:13:18,584 --> 00:13:20,467 Does that look off the grid to you? 225 00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:30,523 _ 226 00:13:30,532 --> 00:13:31,511 [Jesus] Dude, I need your help. 227 00:13:31,513 --> 00:13:33,380 Hayley's here. 228 00:13:33,415 --> 00:13:35,399 What, "here" here? 229 00:13:35,434 --> 00:13:38,351 At another campsite. She just showed up. 230 00:13:38,404 --> 00:13:42,272 - Wow. That's a bold move. - What should I do? 231 00:13:42,324 --> 00:13:45,358 Well, tell her to go home, I mean, before you get in trouble. 232 00:13:45,394 --> 00:13:47,327 - Really? I can say that? - Yeah. 233 00:13:47,362 --> 00:13:49,663 I mean, you didn't invite her, right? Just text her back. 234 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,581 All right, everybody, hand over your phones. 235 00:13:51,617 --> 00:13:53,333 - What? - Mom! 236 00:13:53,368 --> 00:13:54,618 - Now! Let's go! - Let me finish. 237 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,286 - No. Come on. - I'm gonna... 238 00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:57,370 - No, no! - Let me finish.. 239 00:13:57,423 --> 00:13:58,422 No more tweeting, 240 00:13:58,457 --> 00:13:59,423 no more liking, 241 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,373 no more posting. 242 00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:02,542 We are going off the grid. 243 00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:04,511 Well, what are we supposed to do now? 244 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:06,346 And don't say "enjoy nature." 245 00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:08,548 What are we supposed to do now? 246 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,301 Nice follow-through. 247 00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:13,386 Let's, uh... how about we go fishing? 248 00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:15,472 Fishing. That sounds like fun. 249 00:14:15,524 --> 00:14:18,391 Wait. Hold up. There's fish in that swamp? 250 00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:21,595 - Yeah, of course there are. - And you expect us to eat them? 251 00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,280 Yes, you're going to eat them. 252 00:14:23,315 --> 00:14:26,399 It's gonna be a Fosters family fishing expedition! 253 00:14:26,401 --> 00:14:29,569 We're gonna catch and eat our food tonight! Yay! 254 00:14:29,605 --> 00:14:31,321 Let's do it, huh? Come on, you guys, let's do it. 255 00:14:31,373 --> 00:14:33,240 Everybody grab a pole! Got some bait! 256 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:34,491 It's gonna be awesome! Here we go! 257 00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:37,244 [Lena] Make sure everyone has a pole. 258 00:14:37,246 --> 00:14:39,162 Here, here, take it. 259 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:47,254 Well, I, uh, I think you taught us all a little something about patience today. 260 00:14:47,256 --> 00:14:49,422 And we're all gonna try a bite of this, right, kids? 261 00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:54,561 - Thank God we brought burgers. - I thought you didn't eat meat. 262 00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:58,315 Hey, we are out here in the middle of nowhere, fighting for our lives. 263 00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,050 I'm in survival mode. 264 00:15:00,302 --> 00:15:03,136 - Ow! - Did you put bug spray on, Jude? 265 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:06,056 - No. - Come on, you know mosquitoes love you. 266 00:15:06,091 --> 00:15:07,507 'Cause you're so sweet. 267 00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:09,409 Watch us get malaria. 268 00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:14,097 Come here, I'll spray you down. Arms out. Shut your eyes. 269 00:15:16,101 --> 00:15:18,185 [coughing] 270 00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:20,187 What if Hayley comes looking for me? Moms'll freak. 271 00:15:20,189 --> 00:15:23,073 - Relax. She's not gonna do that. - You don't know Hayley. 272 00:15:23,108 --> 00:15:24,441 I'm surprised she already hasn't turned up. 273 00:15:24,493 --> 00:15:28,128 I gotta get to her before she does. Cover for me. 274 00:15:28,163 --> 00:15:30,247 - What? - I've gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. 275 00:15:30,282 --> 00:15:33,366 Hey, you know the drill. It's almost dark out. Two at a time, please. 276 00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:36,269 I know where the bathroom is, Mom. I don't know why we need that rule out here. 277 00:15:36,305 --> 00:15:39,372 Because we're in the woods, Jesus. And we have to be careful. 278 00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:41,541 - Of what? - Well, of bears, for one thing. 279 00:15:41,577 --> 00:15:45,378 Which reminds me, we gotta be careful about scraps out here. OK? 280 00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:47,380 We can't leave anything out that might draw them over. 281 00:15:47,382 --> 00:15:51,051 Um, I'm sorry. Did you just say bears? 282 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:53,386 Well, yeah, honey. This is bear country. 283 00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:57,491 I think the campground website said something about a sighting just last week. 284 00:15:57,526 --> 00:15:59,226 So keep that in mind. 285 00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:03,230 [strumming guitar] 286 00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:07,234 - ♪ She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes ♪ - [all] Yes, she will! 287 00:16:07,236 --> 00:16:10,487 - ♪ She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes ♪ - [all] Yes, she will! 288 00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:15,041 ♪ She'll be comin' round the mountain, she'll be comin' round the mountain ♪ 289 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:17,410 ♪ She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes ♪ 290 00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:20,497 - [all] Yes, she will! - She better not. 291 00:16:20,549 --> 00:16:25,168 [blows] Now, the key... 292 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:29,422 ... to architecting the perfect s'more is squishability. 293 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:32,092 If you can't squish it, don't dish it. Got it? 294 00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:34,060 - Got it. - [all] Hi, babe! 295 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:36,429 ♪ We'll all be shouting hallelujah when she comes ♪ 296 00:16:36,431 --> 00:16:40,267 - [all] Hallelujah! - ♪ We'll all be shoutin' hallelujah when she comes ♪ 297 00:16:40,302 --> 00:16:42,102 Just don't get too close to the fire. I mean, do you want me... 298 00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:45,071 - I said I got it. - OK. 299 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:50,443 - ♪ We'll all be shoutin' hallelujah when she comes ♪ - [all] Hallelujah! 300 00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:53,163 - [laughing] - Whoo! Good! 301 00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:55,448 - OK, Brandon, your turn. - Your turn! 302 00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:59,169 Uh, OK. Any requests? 303 00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:01,338 Ooh! Play that song you wrote for Lou. 304 00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:05,292 - What song? - You know, the one you guys played at the party. 305 00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:07,294 What party would this be? 306 00:17:08,514 --> 00:17:11,381 Uh... Oh, just a friend's. 307 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,216 [laughs] 308 00:17:13,268 --> 00:17:16,186 I think she means "Outlaws." You should play it. 309 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:19,356 I didn't write that for Lou. 310 00:17:19,391 --> 00:17:23,193 It's what it looked like on stage. You guys were totally vibing. 311 00:17:23,228 --> 00:17:26,062 OK, is that like twerking? Is that the same as twerking? What? 312 00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:29,316 So is something going on between you and Lou? 313 00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:32,485 Yeah, they're totally dating, duh. 314 00:17:32,487 --> 00:17:35,155 [Stef] Well, isn't that interesting? 315 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:38,124 I wonder why you didn't mention that during your pitch 316 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,394 - for going away on tour this summer. - Yes, I wonder. 317 00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:44,331 That certainly adds another matter to consider. 318 00:17:44,366 --> 00:17:46,383 You know, there's nothing we can do on tour that we can't do at home. 319 00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:51,421 But can we just talk about this later, maybe? 320 00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:54,341 I think maybe we should talk about putting cameras in the garage. What do you think? 321 00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:57,060 I think you should stop talking and start playing. 322 00:17:57,095 --> 00:18:00,480 [strumming] 323 00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:04,317 - More s'mores? - I'll have one. Hand me a skewer. 324 00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:07,320 [yawns] We should turn in. 325 00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:09,239 We're gonna be up with the sun. Right? 326 00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:15,028 It's early. It's really early. 327 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,281 Right? 328 00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:22,502 Hey, I'm trying to get them to let me go on tour. OK? 329 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:25,171 So I can't be caught doing something stupid. 330 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:28,208 What if I get lost or get eaten by a bear or something? 331 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:30,460 I'm more worried about you getting eaten by Hayley. 332 00:18:30,512 --> 00:18:32,279 You gotta cut that girl loose, man. 333 00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:34,514 She's out there all alone, waiting for me. 334 00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:36,416 Why don't you just tell Moms? 335 00:18:36,451 --> 00:18:38,518 They already don't like her. 336 00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:42,222 OK, well, I'm not sneaking out with you so you can tell Hayley you can't sneak out. 337 00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:43,440 Sorry, man, you're on your own. 338 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,195 - Hey. What's going on? - Nothing. Don't worry about it. 339 00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:51,147 - I'm going to the bathroom. - Do you need me to go with you? 340 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,482 - No. - We're supposed to go in twos. 341 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:55,118 Don't be such a Boy Scout. 342 00:19:02,411 --> 00:19:04,294 [sighs] 343 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,415 Good night. Don't let the mosquitoes bite. 344 00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:25,315 You know what? I think I'm gonna go and check for trash one last time. 345 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,435 - We already did that. - I know, I know. It's just to be safe. 346 00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:33,273 Just to be safe. OK? I'll be back in two seconds. 347 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,275 [tent unzipping] 348 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:45,335 [line ringing] 349 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:53,259 [phone ringing] 350 00:20:05,474 --> 00:20:08,108 [sighs] 351 00:20:12,397 --> 00:20:14,280 Sorry, I was trying not to wake you. 352 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:18,151 It's fine. Ah. What time is it? 353 00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:23,490 Oh, it's late. 354 00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:25,375 I should get going. 355 00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:28,161 Why don't you spend the night? 356 00:20:28,163 --> 00:20:29,462 Mm... 357 00:20:29,498 --> 00:20:32,165 In fact, I've been thinking... 358 00:20:32,217 --> 00:20:34,300 Why don't you just move in? 359 00:20:44,513 --> 00:20:47,514 Brandon, wake up. 360 00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:49,432 Hey, Brandon. 361 00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:54,320 - What? - Jesus isn't back. 362 00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:56,523 How long has he been gone? 363 00:20:58,527 --> 00:21:00,886 - [watch beeps] - Over an hour. 364 00:21:00,963 --> 00:21:03,213 - Is that a watch? - Yeah. People still wear them, you know. 365 00:21:03,248 --> 00:21:04,297 Idiot. 366 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:07,167 Not you. 367 00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:11,004 - What if he's lost? - He's not lost. 368 00:21:11,056 --> 00:21:13,924 What if he is? 369 00:21:13,976 --> 00:21:16,893 [sighs] All right, I'll go look for him. 370 00:21:19,264 --> 00:21:22,916 Where did he go? And don't say the bathroom. 371 00:21:25,187 --> 00:21:27,988 Hayley surprised him. She's at another campsite. 372 00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:31,191 - But you can't tell. OK? - OK. 373 00:21:31,243 --> 00:21:34,244 - Should I come with you? - No, no. Stay here. I'll be back. 374 00:22:09,147 --> 00:22:12,065 - [Jude] Moms? - What's going on? 375 00:22:14,069 --> 00:22:15,952 What's wrong, baby? 376 00:22:20,388 --> 00:22:22,748 - Well, they're not in the men's room. - They're not in the women's either. 377 00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:25,093 They knew to go to the bathroom in pairs, so... 378 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:27,763 I'm starting to get worried. Jude said they've been gone for hours. 379 00:22:27,815 --> 00:22:30,766 They're just lost. 380 00:22:30,818 --> 00:22:32,100 Someone's coming. Who's there? 381 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:40,108 Mrs. Adams Fosters? What are you doing here? 382 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,912 - Hayley? - What are you doing here? 383 00:22:45,983 --> 00:22:47,983 [Brandon] Why didn't you just come back? 384 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,785 [Jesus] She wasn't at her campsite. I had to go look for her. 385 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:52,187 - She's probably lost. - [Brandon] Well, now so are we. 386 00:22:52,222 --> 00:22:55,841 I think I remember seeing that star. Maybe we're that way. 387 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:59,010 - Oh, thanks a lot, Magellan. - Who's Magellan? 388 00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:01,062 Seriously? He navigated by the... 389 00:23:01,098 --> 00:23:03,932 This explains a lot. 390 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,973 - [rustling] - What was that? 391 00:23:12,025 --> 00:23:13,725 How should I know? 392 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,896 - Don't shine your light on it. - Why not? 393 00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:19,064 - [rustling] - What if it's a bear? 394 00:23:19,116 --> 00:23:20,982 [Stef] Oh, it's much worse than a bear. 395 00:23:22,786 --> 00:23:25,153 Hayley? What are you doing here? 396 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:45,056 [sighs] Is it morning already? 397 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:47,175 Mm... 398 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,144 [sighs] 399 00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:51,847 I'm sorry, honey. 400 00:23:51,882 --> 00:23:55,183 I know this trip isn't turning out the way you planned. 401 00:23:57,821 --> 00:24:00,689 Really? Whatever gave you that idea? 402 00:24:03,894 --> 00:24:05,160 [Jesus] I didn't know she was coming. 403 00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:06,995 I was gonna text her and tell her not to come, 404 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,747 but then somebody took away my phone. 405 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,115 - So this is our fault? - Well... 406 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,557 - I told him to tell you guys. - Thank you. 407 00:24:12,566 --> 00:24:15,787 - For what it's worth. - For what it's worth, why didn't you tell us? 408 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,876 - 'Cause I'm not a narc. - Like some people. 409 00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:24,045 Hey. Jude did the right thing. You guys could have been in danger out there. 410 00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:26,765 And Brandon, the lack of judgment on your part 411 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,184 is not making a very strong case for going on tour. 412 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,152 So what are you guys gonna do about Hayley? 413 00:24:31,188 --> 00:24:33,889 [Stef] Until we get in touch with her mom, 414 00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:36,975 not gonna let her go home alone. So for now, we're stuck with her. 415 00:24:37,027 --> 00:24:39,060 Good morning. 416 00:24:50,007 --> 00:24:53,875 Sorry I ruined your family trip. 417 00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:57,746 Hard to ruin something that already kinda sucked. 418 00:24:59,182 --> 00:25:01,783 My mom went away with her new boyfriend this weekend, 419 00:25:01,818 --> 00:25:05,687 and I just didn't wanna be home alone. 420 00:25:05,722 --> 00:25:10,008 - Your parents really got divorced? - Yeah. 421 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:17,148 - I miss you on the team. - Really? 422 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:20,936 And Kaitlyn is like a bitch times a billion since you left. 423 00:25:20,971 --> 00:25:23,038 - [laughs] - She's so freaked out by your new team. 424 00:25:23,073 --> 00:25:26,775 Yeah, our team of two. 425 00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,843 You guys already have the best dancers at school. 426 00:25:28,879 --> 00:25:30,745 Well, there's two we don't have. 427 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:34,916 What you guys did was pretty awesome. 428 00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:37,118 Putting Kaitlyn in her place. 429 00:25:37,154 --> 00:25:39,154 Nobody else had the guts to do it. 430 00:25:41,892 --> 00:25:43,091 I should've walked, too. 431 00:25:44,027 --> 00:25:46,161 Well, why don't you? 432 00:25:57,774 --> 00:26:01,693 I, uh, heard about your little adventure last night. 433 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,897 So, um, is Lou hiding around here somewhere too? 434 00:26:05,949 --> 00:26:09,067 - Like, uh, in a tree or something? - Very funny. 435 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,070 [laughs] How's the fire goin'? 436 00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:14,055 You mean my punishment? 437 00:26:14,091 --> 00:26:16,908 Moms put me in charge of breakfast. 438 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,827 But I can't get any of this stupid kindling to catch. 439 00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,996 Here, won't this help? 440 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:23,915 Wait, no, don't... Jeez, Callie! 441 00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:27,969 - What?! - Of course you'd throw gasoline on a fire. 442 00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:29,838 I'm sorry? 443 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,045 Jude. 444 00:26:42,152 --> 00:26:45,820 - Jude, what are you doing? - Going swimming. 445 00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:48,740 OK, well, don't go out too far. 446 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,126 Jude? 447 00:26:51,161 --> 00:26:52,994 Jude, look. I don't have a suit on. 448 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:56,164 Just wait a second and I'll go with you. 449 00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:58,950 - Jude, what are you doing? - I can swim, Callie! 450 00:26:59,002 --> 00:27:01,753 I don't need you to watch me! And I'm not afraid of the water because it's dark. 451 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,088 - I'm not a baby! - I know that. 452 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:05,840 Then stop treating me like one! I'm 13! 453 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:09,077 And everyone keeps treating me like a kid, because you do. 454 00:27:09,112 --> 00:27:11,880 You know what? Just get out of my way and leave me alone! 455 00:27:16,853 --> 00:27:19,687 For your information, I didn't tell them about Hayley. 456 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,790 I told them that you were lost, which you were! 457 00:27:21,825 --> 00:27:24,759 But next time, you can just get eaten by bears, for all I care. 458 00:27:24,795 --> 00:27:26,945 [rock music plays] 459 00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:35,120 ♪ Get up, it's getting louder ♪ 460 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,871 ♪ It's getting louder ♪ 461 00:27:40,570 --> 00:27:42,044 Never seen Jude go off like that before. 462 00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:48,392 Well, you know, we can be explosive like that. 463 00:27:51,164 --> 00:27:54,498 - I shouldn't have said that. - No, it's true. 464 00:27:54,550 --> 00:28:00,171 I've caused a lot of drama, I guess, for you. 465 00:28:00,206 --> 00:28:04,175 I've caused my share, you know, too. 466 00:28:04,210 --> 00:28:06,243 [laughs] 467 00:28:06,279 --> 00:28:09,096 - I don't want it to be weird. - It's not weird. 468 00:28:09,148 --> 00:28:11,098 It was weird. 469 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,483 On the porch, yesterday. 470 00:28:15,154 --> 00:28:17,438 It would've been weird if it was Mariana. 471 00:28:17,490 --> 00:28:19,156 Really? That weird? 472 00:28:19,192 --> 00:28:21,158 What do you want me to say? I... 473 00:28:21,194 --> 00:28:22,526 Just be honest, Brandon. 474 00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:28,365 OK. 475 00:28:28,367 --> 00:28:32,086 It was hard for me when you were with Wyatt. 476 00:28:32,121 --> 00:28:35,422 Being together. 477 00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:38,542 You know, being affectionate. 478 00:28:41,347 --> 00:28:45,299 Or not, when... I was around. 479 00:28:49,222 --> 00:28:51,388 And I just don't want to rub it your face. 480 00:28:54,594 --> 00:28:56,594 Did I rub Wyatt in your face? 481 00:28:56,629 --> 00:28:59,363 No, but I... 482 00:28:59,398 --> 00:29:04,168 I was in the position you're in right now. 483 00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:06,320 And it didn't feel great. 484 00:29:08,124 --> 00:29:09,406 Well... 485 00:29:12,278 --> 00:29:14,411 - What? - I don't know. I guess I should 486 00:29:14,463 --> 00:29:18,382 thank you for not wanting to hurt me, but... 487 00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:21,085 ... you don't know what I'm feeling. 488 00:29:21,087 --> 00:29:24,421 I'm not, like, pining after you. You have a girlfriend. 489 00:29:24,423 --> 00:29:27,258 And I'm happy for you. 490 00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:30,094 So you just do your thing, I'll do mine. 491 00:29:32,315 --> 00:29:35,432 I don't... I don't want to feel like I'm holding you back. 492 00:29:38,187 --> 00:29:39,320 OK. 493 00:29:39,355 --> 00:29:41,188 And you can talk to me about Lou. 494 00:29:43,409 --> 00:29:46,193 What? You mean, like right now? 495 00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:49,363 Well, it's not like there's much else to do out here, 496 00:29:49,415 --> 00:29:51,282 you know, without our phones. 497 00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:55,369 - Talk. - OK, uh... 498 00:29:55,421 --> 00:29:57,254 What do you want to know? 499 00:29:57,290 --> 00:29:59,456 Um... 500 00:30:00,626 --> 00:30:02,343 How's it going between you two? 501 00:30:02,378 --> 00:30:04,345 [laughs] Uh... 502 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:07,431 It's fine. Good, I guess. 503 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:10,134 What do you like about her? 504 00:30:10,186 --> 00:30:13,437 Uh... I don't know. 505 00:30:13,472 --> 00:30:15,472 Really, you have no idea what you like about her? 506 00:30:15,474 --> 00:30:19,476 She's smart, and talented. 507 00:30:19,478 --> 00:30:22,563 - And pretty. - Yes. Pretty. 508 00:30:22,615 --> 00:30:26,150 - Sexy? - Yes. [Laughs] 509 00:30:26,152 --> 00:30:29,286 - Good kisser? It looked like it yest... - OK, you're making it weird. 510 00:30:29,322 --> 00:30:31,155 This is weird. 511 00:30:31,157 --> 00:30:34,491 - Was Wyatt a good kisser? - OK, OK. Yes. 512 00:30:36,412 --> 00:30:38,495 I should probably talk to Jude. 513 00:30:40,383 --> 00:30:41,465 Yeah, me, too. 514 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:45,336 Or we... we could just take him swimming. 515 00:30:48,341 --> 00:30:51,592 [dance music plays] 516 00:31:01,187 --> 00:31:02,519 [both laugh] 517 00:31:02,521 --> 00:31:06,523 [robot voice] Robots are people too. 518 00:31:06,525 --> 00:31:08,525 [robot voice] Free all robots. 519 00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:11,111 - [both laugh] - See, it's cool, right? 520 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,280 We were thinking of, like, a dystopian future-type theme. 521 00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:16,116 And I read somewhere that robots are, like, the new vampires. 522 00:31:16,168 --> 00:31:19,453 - So it's super current. - [robot voice] I read that too. 523 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:23,374 [laughs] Tia is going to flip when she hears you switched teams. 524 00:31:23,376 --> 00:31:25,592 It sucked having to pretend to be enemies. 525 00:31:25,628 --> 00:31:28,595 I mean, you're not only my friend, but my boyfriend's sister. 526 00:31:28,631 --> 00:31:31,598 - [laughs] - And with everything you've been going through. 527 00:31:31,634 --> 00:31:34,435 What all have I been going through? 528 00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:37,221 Jesus told me about your birth mom being pregnant. 529 00:31:37,273 --> 00:31:39,523 And that Brandon's dad might be the father. 530 00:31:39,558 --> 00:31:43,310 And I just want you to know that I'm here for you. 531 00:31:45,231 --> 00:31:47,231 You didn't tell me Ana's pregnant! 532 00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:49,400 - Mom told me not to! - What's going on? 533 00:31:49,452 --> 00:31:52,486 - Is Mike the father of Ana's baby? - Who told you that? 534 00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:55,289 Hayley. I had to hear it from his girlfriend! 535 00:31:55,324 --> 00:31:58,158 - You told me you didn't tell anyone else. - So everyone knows? 536 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:01,245 - Wait a minute. When did Jesus tell you this? - I... 537 00:32:01,297 --> 00:32:04,498 - When did you tell Mama? - She told me not to tell you I told her first. 538 00:32:06,252 --> 00:32:09,219 Well, as long as Jesus is sharing everybody's secrets, 539 00:32:09,255 --> 00:32:10,554 did he tell you the one about his tattoo? 540 00:32:10,789 --> 00:32:12,423 What?! 541 00:32:15,858 --> 00:32:18,510 Oh, my God. That is huge! When did you get that? 542 00:32:18,902 --> 00:32:20,619 At the Mexican street festival. 543 00:32:20,654 --> 00:32:21,987 You got this at a street festival? 544 00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:24,573 Do you have any idea how lucky you are? It could have gotten infected! 545 00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:26,541 - You could've gotten hepatitis... - They didn't card you? 546 00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:28,627 The guy just took my money. That's it. 547 00:32:28,662 --> 00:32:31,546 OK, who? Because this is a crime, Jesus. It's a crime. Who? 548 00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:33,715 Mom, it's not like I got his card or anything. 549 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:34,833 - You don't even know his name?! - Honey. 550 00:32:34,885 --> 00:32:36,001 That's great. Please don't "honey" me. 551 00:32:36,003 --> 00:32:38,753 And please stop making me feel like I have to be 552 00:32:38,806 --> 00:32:40,672 the disciplinarian "dad" in this family. 553 00:32:40,674 --> 00:32:42,591 That is awfully heteronormative thinking. 554 00:32:42,643 --> 00:32:45,510 [laughs] This is the time and place to have that conversation. 555 00:32:45,562 --> 00:32:48,680 - [sighs] So are we done, or... ? - No! We are not! 556 00:32:48,682 --> 00:32:52,517 - Why would you do this?! - 'Cause I wanted to show Hayley how much I liked her. 557 00:32:52,569 --> 00:32:54,686 - Honey, that is what jewelry is for! - Where is Hayley, anyway? 558 00:32:54,688 --> 00:32:57,572 - Hayley! - Mom, she's probably hiding. I should go look for her. 559 00:32:57,608 --> 00:33:00,609 - If I'm allowed. - Yes. You may go. 560 00:33:00,661 --> 00:33:03,528 - But we are far from done talking about this. - That's rich. 561 00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:05,614 I discipline them just as much as you do. 562 00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:06,948 Oh, yeah? How about asking one of them to lie? 563 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,868 Listen, I am sorry. I should not have done that. 564 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,504 - OK. - I just didn't want you to feel bad that he came to me first. 565 00:33:12,539 --> 00:33:14,706 You didn't want me to be right. You know why they come to you? 566 00:33:14,758 --> 00:33:16,875 - Because I'm the nice mom. - No, because you're easy mom. 567 00:33:16,877 --> 00:33:18,543 Just because I don't fly off the handle? 568 00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:19,878 I don't fly off the handle! 569 00:33:19,930 --> 00:33:20,962 Someone has to lay down the law! 570 00:33:21,014 --> 00:33:22,714 That's why they don't come to you. 571 00:33:22,716 --> 00:33:24,766 Because you don't parent them, you police them! 572 00:33:24,801 --> 00:33:27,552 - Oh, that's not fair! - I'm not saying all the time. 573 00:33:27,604 --> 00:33:31,857 I am just saying that sometimes, sometimes your anger can be intimid... 574 00:33:31,892 --> 00:33:33,808 OK, maybe not... 575 00:33:33,861 --> 00:33:36,611 Your intensity can be a little intimidating. 576 00:33:41,735 --> 00:33:44,736 - So they're scared of me? - They love you. 577 00:33:44,788 --> 00:33:46,538 But I intimidate them? 578 00:33:46,573 --> 00:33:48,623 You are a powerful, passionate woman. 579 00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:50,575 - You intimidate me sometimes. - Oh, please, come on. 580 00:33:50,577 --> 00:33:52,911 It's true. And it's one of the things that I love about you. 581 00:33:52,963 --> 00:33:54,796 How strong you are. 582 00:33:54,831 --> 00:33:58,516 And maybe I am softer than I should be, at times. 583 00:33:58,552 --> 00:34:01,586 I don't like conflict. You know that about me. 584 00:34:01,588 --> 00:34:06,474 But if we want the kids to talk to us, they have to feel heard. 585 00:34:06,510 --> 00:34:10,512 [sighs] You make them feel safe in so many ways, 586 00:34:10,564 --> 00:34:15,483 so many ways I never could, but they have to feel safe to talk to you too. 587 00:34:18,939 --> 00:34:23,491 Well, somebody has to talk to Mariana. And I'm sure that she wants you. 588 00:34:23,527 --> 00:34:26,745 Don't do that. Don't play the martyr. They want both of us. 589 00:34:31,718 --> 00:34:33,618 [Hayley] Your parents must hate me. 590 00:34:34,755 --> 00:34:37,839 They're not your biggest fans right now. 591 00:34:37,874 --> 00:34:39,891 Thanks to Mariana. 592 00:34:41,561 --> 00:34:43,511 I never should've come. 593 00:34:45,682 --> 00:34:47,933 I never should've gotten your name tattooed on me. 594 00:34:47,968 --> 00:34:50,518 I didn't even want to. 595 00:34:50,554 --> 00:34:55,690 - Well, I didn't make you. - I know. That's the problem. 596 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:59,694 I do things that I don't wanna do when I'm with you. 597 00:35:01,698 --> 00:35:02,864 What are... what are you saying? 598 00:35:02,899 --> 00:35:06,651 I'm saying I... I think we should break up. 599 00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:12,624 Fine. 600 00:35:12,659 --> 00:35:13,658 If that's what you want. 601 00:35:16,546 --> 00:35:20,715 And you can tell your sister and her stupid dance team to go to hell. 602 00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:34,679 [grunts] I bet you really love camping now. Huh? 603 00:35:34,731 --> 00:35:38,650 - Can we go home? - What, and leave paradise? Come on. 604 00:35:39,736 --> 00:35:42,570 [sighs] 605 00:35:42,606 --> 00:35:45,657 Don't cry. Honey, don't cry. 606 00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:51,663 I know it sucks being blindsided. 607 00:35:51,698 --> 00:35:54,616 It's just always something with Ana. 608 00:35:54,668 --> 00:35:58,620 And I feel like if I never started talking to her, then none of this would've happened. 609 00:35:58,672 --> 00:36:02,590 - No, that's not true. - Now we can't get rid of her. 610 00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:05,593 And, what, is, like, Mike gonna marry her? 611 00:36:05,629 --> 00:36:08,680 [laughs] I highly doubt that. 612 00:36:08,715 --> 00:36:10,882 He's just trying to help her get sober. 613 00:36:10,934 --> 00:36:14,552 Yeah, but what if she starts doing drugs again? 614 00:36:14,604 --> 00:36:17,889 She can't take care of a baby, Mom. Even with Mike's help. 615 00:36:27,534 --> 00:36:29,567 Hey. 616 00:36:29,619 --> 00:36:31,870 Thank you for letting me stay. 617 00:36:31,905 --> 00:36:35,707 Of course. Fresh squeezed and full of folic acid. 618 00:36:38,745 --> 00:36:40,628 What's wrong? 619 00:36:41,915 --> 00:36:44,582 I thought about what you said last night. 620 00:36:44,584 --> 00:36:45,834 OK. 621 00:36:45,886 --> 00:36:48,920 And I know you have the best intentions, but... 622 00:36:48,922 --> 00:36:50,755 ... I can't move in here with you. 623 00:36:50,757 --> 00:36:52,557 Why not? 624 00:36:52,592 --> 00:36:54,926 'Cause you're not this baby's father. 625 00:36:54,978 --> 00:36:56,811 So? 626 00:36:56,847 --> 00:36:59,597 [clears throat] And we're not... 627 00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:00,932 we're friends. 628 00:37:00,934 --> 00:37:04,736 That's all I'm offering. 629 00:37:04,771 --> 00:37:08,506 Is friendship. And a hand. 630 00:37:08,542 --> 00:37:11,776 Look, raising a kid is hard on your own. 631 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:15,864 Brandon's got three parents and sometimes that's not enough. 632 00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:18,583 It's just until the baby's born. 633 00:37:18,618 --> 00:37:22,921 And then you can get your own place and a full-time job. 634 00:37:23,924 --> 00:37:26,758 No strings attached, of any kind. 635 00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:33,765 - OK, on three. You ready? - Ready. 636 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,851 One, two, three! 637 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,803 [soft rock plays] 638 00:37:38,805 --> 00:37:42,807 ♪ What shall we do with the two of us? ♪ 639 00:37:44,861 --> 00:37:47,979 Whoo! That was awesome! I want to do it again! 640 00:37:47,981 --> 00:37:50,949 - Yeah! After me! - [laughs] 641 00:37:50,984 --> 00:37:54,953 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, hey ♪ 642 00:37:57,707 --> 00:38:00,792 - Wow! - Whoo! 643 00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:04,796 Oh! [Gasps] 644 00:38:04,831 --> 00:38:06,664 You should totally try the rope swing! 645 00:38:06,716 --> 00:38:10,668 - Ah! Maybe next time. - Look at that. Fun, the good old-fashioned way. 646 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,670 That's what I'm talking about. 647 00:38:14,641 --> 00:38:16,508 - Where's Hayley? - She left. 648 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,760 Don't worry, her mom'll be home when she gets back. 649 00:38:18,812 --> 00:38:21,596 - We also broke up. - What? 650 00:38:21,648 --> 00:38:23,598 Well, did she say anything about my dance team? 651 00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:25,733 Yeah, she said something about somewhere you could shove it. 652 00:38:25,769 --> 00:38:28,653 Hey! Hey, can we please just get along. 653 00:38:28,688 --> 00:38:31,856 Great. Now she knows our secret dystopian robot theme. 654 00:38:33,693 --> 00:38:36,528 - Hey, come in! Family swim! - Oh, no, no, no. 655 00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:38,746 This suit is dry-clean only. [Laughs] 656 00:38:38,782 --> 00:38:40,748 - Wait, no! No! - Yes! 657 00:38:40,784 --> 00:38:42,500 - [laughs] - [screaming] 658 00:38:42,536 --> 00:38:44,586 - Here we go! - Ah! 659 00:38:44,621 --> 00:38:47,872 - [laughter] - Nice! 660 00:38:47,874 --> 00:38:51,593 - All right, who's next? - No! No pushing moms. 661 00:38:51,628 --> 00:38:52,710 She's right. 662 00:38:52,762 --> 00:38:55,513 - Only moms get to push moms. - [screams] 663 00:38:55,549 --> 00:38:58,516 - [all shouting] - [screams] 664 00:38:58,552 --> 00:39:01,886 - [laughter] - [Stef] Are you OK? 665 00:39:01,888 --> 00:39:04,606 [all laughing] 666 00:39:04,641 --> 00:39:06,724 - Uh-oh! No! - Don't you laugh! Guess who's going in next? 667 00:39:06,726 --> 00:39:09,477 - No, no! No! - [all screaming] 668 00:39:12,532 --> 00:39:15,700 Who wins? Me! I win! 669 00:39:15,735 --> 00:39:17,619 - [Lena] Watch out! - Whoa! 670 00:39:20,874 --> 00:39:22,824 [screaming, laughter] 671 00:39:22,876 --> 00:39:26,828 - Sorry, Mom. - [screaming] 672 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,547 [Lena] Whoo! Wow! Really? 673 00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:32,717 [laughter, screaming] 674 00:39:34,638 --> 00:39:36,638 It was her! 675 00:39:39,593 --> 00:39:42,810 [soft rock continues] 676 00:40:01,490 --> 00:40:06,811 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 53450

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