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[urine trickling]
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Well, well, well,
look who's back.
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Where the hell you been?
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At home,
sitting on your asses,
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practicing social distancing?
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Washing your hands
20 times a day
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while us essential workers
risked our lives
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making sure
you have enough toilet paper
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and wheat flour
for your sourdough?
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[indistinct announcement
over P.A. system]
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What a bunch of pussies.
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And now y-you can't remember
what happened
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last season on Shameless?
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[scoffs]
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Get out of here.
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Go on, get.
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Get! I will piss on your leg.
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I'll piss on your leg.
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[door slams]
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What do you got, Gallagher?
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Sanitation Department
is in bed
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with the real estate
developers.
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It's all overseen
by this cat named Otis.
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Otis wants you
to bust into that house
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and take a shit
in the living room.
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Okay, took a shit
in somebody's living room.
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You're gonna make one hell
of a cop someday, Gallagher.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Who the fuck is this?
- Julia.
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They said
she was young, but...
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- Who are you?
- I'm Sandy...
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her girlfriend.
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[grunting]
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We have an arrest warrant
for Deborah Gallagher.
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Statutory rape of a minor,
Julia Nicolo.
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Fuck.
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We got a runner!
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Stop! Police!
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[Tommy] So this Keg Zone stuff
is actually working?
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I got 20 fully paid Keggers
already.
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I'm not moving to Milwaukee.
I told you that.
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Come look inside
the house with me.
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It's got two beds,
big backyard.
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I don't need to look inside.
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Jesus.
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- Needs some work.
- Two bedrooms?
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Yeah.
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I now pronounce you
husband and husband.
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- Now?
- Yes, now.
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[cheers and applause]
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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rousing orchestral music
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[narrator] Chicago,
the city of broad shoulders,
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the Windy City,
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a city with a multitude
of voices,
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languages,
and a vibrant history.
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From the four corners
of the Earth,
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people come
to the city on the lake
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to work and help create
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a truly modern metropolis.
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[Frank] Yep,
from all four corners
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of the Earth, all right.
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Polacks and krauts
and dagos
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and the lowest of the low,
the Irish--
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starving spud famine
refugees,
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like us Gallaghers.
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upbeat rock music
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Every important moment
in Chicago history,
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a Gallagher was there.
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The Chicago Fire,
Mrs. O'Leary's cow,
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that was Great-Great-Grandma
Gallagher's Holstein.
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[cow moos]
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The union stockyard workers,
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the poor bastards butchering
6,000 steers a day,
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covered in blood and shit,
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all Gallaghers.
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The Black Sox
score-fixing scandal,
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a Gallagher.
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No, he wasn't a player.
He was a gambler.
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Set the whole thing up.
Made a bundle.
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Prohibition, Capone,
you think it was all Italians?
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Hell no.
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It was Gallaghers
that provided
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the homicidal muscle.
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The riots at the Democratic
Convention in '68,
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yep, that was me.
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Part of the Chicago Eight.
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[Alan] The Chicago Eight?
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I thought it was
the Chicago Seven.
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It was eight.
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I was at a White Castle
getting burgers
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for Abbie and the guys
when the pigs broke in.
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So they only took seven
and put 'em on trial.
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Where we're standing,
right here,
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on Ashland Avenue,
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there were 20 bars
on this block 100 years ago,
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each and every one of 'em
owned by a Gallagher.
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Now we got
three hipster coffee shops.
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It was seven before
the COVID took down the weak.
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Chinamen did us a favor
with that virus.
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Who the hell needs
seven coffee shops?
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Hey, do you know
why they call
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this part of the South Side
Back of the Yards?
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Sure, it was right behind the--
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No, no,
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not because it was
behind the stockyards,
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because it was the back
of the Gallagher yards.
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Every single house
owned by a Gallagher.
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- Is any of this true?
- [slurping]
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Is any of this true?
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The Gallaghers built Chicago
single-handedly.
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Come on, I'll take you
to Leavitt Street.
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I'll show you the tenement
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where Paddy Gallagher
wrote The Jungle.
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[baby crying]
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[Tami moans]
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- [sighs]
- Oh, no, no.
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Let him cry.
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[sighs] He's teething.
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[Tami groans]
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The hell does he need teeth for
anyway?
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I don't know.
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[crying continues]
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[Tami groans]
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We could drug him.
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Break up a downer or something.
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Frank used to rub whiskey
on our gums.
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- [laughs]
- Then he'd dump us in the tub.
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Without water, I hope.
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Not always.
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[Tami sighing]
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- I think I'm gonna die.
- [laughs]
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Can you die from lack of sleep?
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[crying continues]
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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I'll get him.
You start coffee.
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Okay.
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[crying continues]
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[vocalizing]
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[tapping]
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light rock music
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Hey, where's the Mr. Coffee?
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Oh, I bought us
a French press
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at an eviction yard sale.
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What?
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It's by the stove.
Just add hot water.
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There's a new bag of coffee
in the fridge.
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Huh.
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Hey, um, maybe we need
to try something else,
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you know, with Fred teething.
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[Tami sighs] Yeah?
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Like what?
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I don't know, we could do, uh,
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I don't know,
one night on, one night off.
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You know, one of us
stays at my old house
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or your dad's,
gets a good night's sleep
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while the other one
stays here.
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We could, uh, trade off,
you know?
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Okay.
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Dibs first night.
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Who got evicted?
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Aniya, that girl
who was working
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at the beauty supply shop
on Ashland.
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Is that the one that, uh,
bellied up?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, yeah.
One of many.
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Hey, I need you to run
some errands for me today--
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grocery, paint store.
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Is that a problem?
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No. Glad to.
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[Lip] Mm.
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- I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
- That's a good idea.
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[baby squeals]
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[Lip sighs]
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rock music
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Stop!
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[church bell tolls]
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[dog barking]
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[siren chirps]
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[Carl] Got you, fucker.
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[grunts]
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[Carl exhaling heavily]
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Outstanding, Gallagher.
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Thank you, sir.
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Why didn't you shoot him?
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I knew I could catch him, sir.
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- Uncuff him. Give me the gun.
- [handcuffs ratcheting]
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[chuckles]
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That's how it's done, cadets.
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Never shoot a suspect
in the back.
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You wait for 'em
to turn around,
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and then you shoot 'em
in the face.
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Good to know, sir.
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[electric razor buzzing]
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Why are you shaving your head?
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'Cause I'm goin' bald.
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But you're bald now, Kev.
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Exactly. Now no one will know
I was going bald.
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Science.
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Should I just pour the weed
right in?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Go see if those gummies
are setting up right.
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They need a few more minutes.
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Hey, no sampling the product.
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Excellent, Gemma.
Nice and tight.
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Amy, good,
but a little less product
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in the next one, okay?
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Kev, what are the girls doing?
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Their tiny fingers are perfect.
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Look, this is why
they used little kids
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to dig stuff out of machinery
back in the old days.
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They outlawed that, Kev.
It's called child labor.
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Well, we're a family business
now.
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We all need to pull
our own weight.
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No. Girls, go finish
getting ready for school,
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and don't forget your masks.
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I was gonna have 'em
wash their hands
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- when they were done.
- Girls, wash your hands.
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Did you pick up
the display case?
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Yeah, it's in the truck.
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Isn't this exciting?
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Legal weed in Chicago?
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Can you believe it?
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Remember Diego, my roommate
from the group home,
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the one with the glass eye?
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He got 20 years.
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Now we can just sell it
right out in the open.
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Not out in the open.
We're not licensed yet.
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And we're supposed
to be closed anyway.
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Amy?
247
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Gemma.
248
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,688
Girl's got a gift.
249
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,231
[door squeaks, slams]
250
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,901
[footsteps approaching]
251
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,612
Mm, morning Mr. Milkovich.
252
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,239
Morning, Mr. Gallagher.
253
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,491
Five times last night.
I'm feeling kinda raw.
254
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,575
How about you, stud?
255
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,494
I could go another five
right now.
256
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,787
- Mm
- Mm-hmm.
257
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,706
Some big talk.
You ready to back it up?
258
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,457
Gotta get to work.
259
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,167
Call in sick.
260
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,377
We need the paycheck.
261
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,170
All right. Your loss.
262
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,588
Hey, you making breakfast
for both of us?
263
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,340
No. Didn't know you were
gonna get up.
264
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,550
You didn't get up yesterday.
265
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,427
Well, throw some more bread
in that bitch.
266
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:02,596
Sorry, I only make toast
for husbands who have jobs.
267
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,140
Good thing I have a job.
268
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,433
No, you have a laundromat owner
269
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,143
who's terrified
you're gonna smash his face
270
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,145
- into a dryer again.
- Exactly.
271
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,521
I'm sure he'd write you
fake paystubs
272
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,356
to give to your parole officer
if I asked him.
273
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,817
That's not the point.
We need more money coming in.
274
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,068
All right.
275
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,361
Fine, I'll hit the Stop & Shop
on Rush.
276
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,864
Hey, no. I don't wanna be
some sad-ass prison widow
277
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,657
catching a bus to Stateville
every weekend.
278
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,492
No? Want me to get
some shitty-ass
279
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,618
minimum-wage job like you,
280
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,036
hauling boxes
around a warehouse?
281
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,121
No.
282
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,373
There aren't many other jobs
left around here, Mick.
283
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,833
It's either Amazon
or digging graves.
284
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,251
Until you decide to do
one or the other,
285
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,503
my shitty minimum-wage job
is the only money
286
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,504
we got coming in.
287
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,923
- And the bills are piling up.
- Uh-huh.
288
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,967
Okay, fine.
289
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,594
I'll start digging into
the wedding present money
290
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,929
instead of saving it
to get our own place.
291
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,057
Do what you gotta do, lover.
292
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,059
Me, I'm gonna go
take an ice bath.
293
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,353
My asshole's on fire.
294
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,816
Just not right.
295
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,694
I mean, Julia's only
ten months younger than me.
296
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,154
Why do I have to plead guilty
297
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,822
and wear this fuckin'
ankle bracelet
298
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,949
and do all that
community service
299
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,535
when Carl did the exact
same thing with Julia
300
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,995
but they didn't arrest him?
301
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,872
Well, not exactly
the same thing.
302
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:14,543
He wasn't banging Julia
and her mom at the same time.
303
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,712
No, that judge
just hates lesbians.
304
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,465
I mean, did you see the way
that he looked at me,
305
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,925
at Julia?
306
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,259
It was disgust.
307
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,469
[Sandy] Mm, I don't know.
308
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,637
He seemed pretty into it to me,
309
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:27,056
especially when, uh,
Julia was describing
310
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,308
how you used to go down
on her for hours.
311
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,726
[Debbie scoffs]
312
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,269
It's looking good, sweetie.
313
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,146
Okay, it's time
to get ready for school.
314
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,191
No more Zoom. Real school.
Let's put your shoes on.
315
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,109
How long do you think it'll be
before the school
316
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,778
shuts down again this time?
317
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,530
I bet a week.
318
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,614
UPS just dropped this off.
319
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,407
[gasps] It came!
320
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,409
- What is it?
- Gotta put 'em on.
321
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,328
Put what on?
322
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,788
Let's go.
323
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,499
energetic music
324
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,085
Hmm. What do you think?
325
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,878
Everything?
326
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,131
Welding, plumbing, carpentry,
household repairs.
327
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,217
[chuckles] I mean, it could
have multiple meanings.
328
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,261
What?
329
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,220
[both laugh]
330
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,806
Liam, no.
331
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,558
Hello, Debbie Does Everything?
332
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,977
Um, I've got a rusty pipe.
333
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,520
You think you could
shine it up for me?
334
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,313
[scoffs]
Look at my truck.
335
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,482
That doesn't tell you
that I'm a handyman?
336
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,861
Debbie Does Everything?
My sewer line is clogged.
337
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:25,322
Can you please come over
and plunge it for me?
338
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:31,078
upbeat music
339
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,621
Huh.
340
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,002
You see that house
with the "For Sale" sign?
341
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,422
The Sons of Columbus
burned a cross in the yard
342
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:44,008
the first night
the Jacksons moved in.
343
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,801
But the Jacksons were tough.
344
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,096
Used to be sharecroppers
in Alabama.
345
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,057
A racist bonfire
didn't scare them.
346
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:59,690
Mr. Jackson died of the 'VID
last spring.
347
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,944
He was a janitor
over at Mercy.
348
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,157
[slurping]
349
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,368
Getting a little dry here,
laddie.
350
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,457
My memory elixir!
351
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,793
Hey...
352
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:23,005
thanks for caring for what
I have to say, by the way.
353
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,759
Well, you're the only person
who responded to my flyer.
354
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,803
[Frank laughs]
355
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:35,184
"Units start as low
as $170,000."
356
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:39,813
Time was, you could've bought
a whole block down here
357
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,565
for that much money.
358
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,444
Everything's changing.
359
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,531
The Prius crowd
is moving in,
360
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,326
taking advantage of the folks
who lost their jobs
361
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,702
in the Corona hoax.
362
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,829
- Oh, hey, girl!
- Hey!
363
00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,833
Let's go over by the park.
364
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,169
I'll show you
365
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,923
where the best crack house
in Chicago used to be,
366
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,133
see if any of the old gang's
still around.
367
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:11,220
bright music
368
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,764
Okay, Franny.
369
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,808
Remember, no hugging anybody.
370
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,608
[Debbie] They say anything
about going back
371
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,818
to alternating days, yet?
372
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,986
[man] Jesus, I hope not.
373
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,780
Boss won't let me bring Tommy
to work anymore.
374
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,866
- [Debbie] Who's the new guy?
- Uh, Barry.
375
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,076
[Debbie] What'd he do?
376
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,495
[man, exhales]
Rapist, I think.
377
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,621
Yeah, he just got out.
378
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,706
His son's kinda cute, though.
379
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,165
He's the spiky-haired one
380
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,667
right there in the Slayer
shirt, you see him?
381
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,585
[Barry] Hey, Slash!
Anyone gives you shit,
382
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,462
I just want you
to punch 'em in the throat
383
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,839
like I showed you.
384
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,174
[Debbie] Barry,
you're over the line, man.
385
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,386
The fuck'd you say?
386
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,638
That line--
it's exactly 500 feet
387
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,056
from the school's entrance.
388
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,891
If you cross it,
the cops could bust you.
389
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,269
Oh. Okay. Thanks.
390
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,062
- Appreciate it.
- Yeah.
391
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,523
Debbie, misdemeanor--
statutory rape.
392
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,692
But she was only
ten months younger than me.
393
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,778
Barry, statutory two,
with felony.
394
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,364
But hey, she looked 20.
395
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,033
upbeat rock music
396
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,159
I love you, Franny.
397
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,494
Remember, no hugging
the other kids.
398
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,766
IOUs?
399
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,100
[water bubbling]
400
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,269
What the fuck is this?
401
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,688
I go to get our money
for the utilities
402
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:48,358
out of our wedding cash,
and all I find is IOUs.
403
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,943
You spent all our money
from the wedding?
404
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,820
Relax, you know
I'm good for it.
405
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,490
That's not the point.
It's not your money.
406
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,450
It's our money.
407
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,411
Okay, so I spent
some of our money.
408
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,788
On what?
409
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,082
I don't know. Stuff.
410
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,460
It's-it's not your money
to spend.
411
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,587
We decided we were saving it
to get our own place.
412
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,422
No, no. You decided
we were saving it
413
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,423
to get our own place.
414
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,716
I said we should
use the wedding money
415
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,967
for us to have
some fuckin' fun.
416
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,219
Yeah, one of us has certainly
417
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,386
been having
some fuckin' fun.
418
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,931
Oh, quit being a bitch.
I'll pay it back.
419
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,478
Oh.
420
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,606
We're supposed to be making
these decisions together.
421
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:32,402
Okay, so can I use some of
our money to buy a beer?
422
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,862
One beer.
423
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:34,947
Sure. One beer.
424
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,740
- Yes.
- Great.
425
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,825
So what about lube?
426
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,035
Can I use our money
to buy lube?
427
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,287
You're the one who likes
that expensive strawberry shit.
428
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,872
I'm good with spit.
429
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,708
What about your meds?
Ain't cheap.
430
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,669
That comin' out of your money
or our money
431
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,004
- or is that coming out of--
- There isn't any your money
432
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,298
or my money,
there's only our money.
433
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,425
That's what happens
when you get married.
434
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,593
Sure.
435
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,638
upbeat rock music
436
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,559
I gotta get to work.
437
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:14,653
- [distant sirens]
- [dogs barking]
438
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,322
[sighs]
439
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,992
[door clicks opens]
440
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,411
[sighs] Okay, I'm off.
441
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,580
You have a good day
with Daddy, all right?
442
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,331
I thought you were gonna
fix the wheel
443
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,666
on that jogger yesterday.
444
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,710
Yeah, no.
I got caught up with this.
445
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,587
Okay, well, do it,
and take Fred for a run.
446
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,339
Fresh air's supposed to
help babies sleep at night.
447
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,592
And then I need you
to go by the paint store
448
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,177
and pick up four gallons
of this:
449
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,721
- Seafoam Morning Mist.
- Mm-hmm.
450
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,264
And then can you swing by
Voodoo Java
451
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,349
and get me a skinny grande
latte with extra foam
452
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,475
and drop it by the salon?
453
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,478
I've got ten clients today,
and I am not gonna make it
454
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,689
without my midday caffeine.
455
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,986
So how much
did we pay for this?
456
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,738
It's a '47 Chief.
457
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,406
Mm-hmm.
458
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,784
3 grand.
459
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,369
Just 'cause things are tight,
460
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,163
you know, the salon was closed
for a long time,
461
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,750
your hours being cut back
at the shop, so--
462
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,543
Voodoo Java?
463
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:15,005
I know, but it's so good.
464
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,132
Well, you know,
this'll be worth, I mean,
465
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,093
around 12 when I'm done,
maybe even more.
466
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,970
Mm.
467
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,096
- All right.
- Yeah.
468
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,514
- [Tami] Bye.
- both: Muah.
469
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,933
Don't forget to wear your mask.
470
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,935
I don't wanna
get that shit again.
471
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,102
Ha.
472
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,732
I made a big mistake, son.
473
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,900
See, I rented this house
474
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,068
without asking
your mommy first,
475
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,779
and now I'm basically
her bitch.
476
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,447
[Fred babbles]
477
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,366
[low background chatter]
478
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:46,495
Gallagher, you ready
for this afternoon, cadet?
479
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,248
- Sir.
- Department's counting on you.
480
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,415
I won't let you down.
481
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,042
Don't let that oath
mess ya up.
482
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,710
- Sir?
- Yeah, you know,
483
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,088
the truth, the whole truth,
nothin' but the truth--
484
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,673
[chuckles]
It's all bullshit.
485
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,675
You just tell the judge what
they need to hear to convict.
486
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,176
The bastard's guilty as hell.
487
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,636
Roger that.
488
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,889
I'm, uh, I'm aware
your academy application
489
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,600
included
several irregularities.
490
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,227
Irregularities, sir?
491
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,522
Your age, your IQ score.
492
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,108
But with the loss of so many
officers to the 'rona,
493
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,235
the bosses are willing
to put you on the street,
494
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,820
as long as you do
the right thing today.
495
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,571
- I will, sir.
- It's not a tough call
496
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,781
to give you a badge.
497
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,200
You're number one in your class
in firearms,
498
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,868
choke holds, baton beatings.
499
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,787
Well, what about
my classroom work, sir?
500
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,956
You know, state laws,
criminal statutes?
501
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,040
I'm kind of a slow reader.
502
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,166
- Dead last.
- [sighs]
503
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,751
But, hey, you don't have
to be an Einstein
504
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,420
to wear the blue.
505
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,046
Bustin' heads is a man's job,
506
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,090
and you are a natural born
ass kicker.
507
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,634
So you go in that courtroom
this afternoon and kick ass.
508
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,469
- Huh?
- Yes, sir.
509
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,013
rock music
510
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:49,474
I like making
bad decisions
511
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,019
That's right, Jamie.
Keep those ropes movin'.
512
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,730
Your rhomboids are loving it.
513
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,398
Back straight.
514
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,691
Engage those abs.
515
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,067
That's it, Celeste.
516
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,610
[growls] That's two more laps.
517
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,112
You got this.
518
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,114
All right, listen up,
kombucha drinkers.
519
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,450
The Alibi has special prices
520
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,618
for all your cannabis needs.
521
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,619
Sore muscles?
522
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,330
Anxiety 'cause you're not
getting enough likes
523
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,999
for your most recent
adorable puppy post?
524
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,043
The Alibi's got
two-for-one deals
525
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,961
on all spliffs
for anyone wearing
526
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,212
a Kev Fit t-shirt,
527
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,922
which are for sale
right over there on that tire.
528
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:23,133
What the hell are you doing,
Dash?
529
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,593
Get your overeducated ass up
530
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,179
and give me another 50 mailbox
presses.
531
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,474
Jesus, man.
Are you all right?
532
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,017
It's my crypto.
533
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,310
Your what?
534
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,770
My Bitcoin.
535
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,396
It's down 30,
and I was using it
536
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,398
to leverage my Tether
and my Ethereum.
537
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,318
I have no idea
what you just said.
538
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,613
[sighs] Oil futures gutted
my portfolio last spring.
539
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,240
So if there's another
two-point drop on my cryptos,
540
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,451
I'll have to cover
a margin call.
541
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,577
So that's bad.
542
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,662
It's fucking Death Star
Order of the Sith
543
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,457
Korriban invasion
exploding planet bad, man!
544
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:58,210
I'll-I'll have to call
my-my dad.
545
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:01,296
- I got you. Come on.
- Okay.
546
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:04,383
acid rock continues
547
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:11,431
[knocks in
"shave and a haircut" rhythm]
548
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,609
[door hinges squeak,
door closes]
549
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:28,073
Blue Dream.
Yellow Sunflower.
550
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,951
Purple Haze. Our five-year-old
daughter Gemma
551
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,494
rolled those herself.
552
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,830
- [sighs]
- Pink Peppermint.
553
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:36,206
Mama's Mocha.
554
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,750
Gorilla--although,
I don't recommend Gorilla
555
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,001
for a beginner like you.
556
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:40,961
Oh, I'm not a beginner.
557
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,170
I smoked a lot of weed
in college.
558
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,131
College weed,
not the same thing.
559
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,799
Where'd you go to college?
560
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,510
- Kenyon.
- Where the fuck is Kenyon?
561
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,012
- Ohio.
- [scoffs]
562
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,515
[laughs]
Yeah, you're a rookie.
563
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,600
Stick with the gummies
and the baked goods.
564
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:59,104
V baked these brownies
herself this morning.
565
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,313
Ooh, I love brownies.
566
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,565
You've had these kind
of brownies?
567
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,983
No, but they look delicious.
568
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,609
They have a kick.
You gotta make sure
569
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:07,154
you have someplace safe to sit
after you eat one.
570
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,238
One brownie?
571
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,907
Jesus, potheads
are a bunch of pussies.
572
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,617
I knocked back 15 tequila shots
573
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,829
at my nephew's weird socially
distant wedding last week,
574
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,914
and was fine driving home.
575
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:18,832
Fifteen?
576
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,208
You check the grill of your car
the next morning
577
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,627
to make sure there wasn't blood
and hanks of hair?
578
00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:24,713
What's a socially distanced
wedding like?
579
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:25,839
Stupid.
580
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,257
It was one person per pew,
581
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,092
and the bride and groom
kissed each other
582
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,093
with their masks on.
583
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,261
Like they're not just
gonna go back
584
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,221
to the Honeymoon Hotel
and bang boots.
585
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:37,267
Okay, weed is for old hippies
and cancer patients.
586
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,602
Real men drink.
587
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,439
Taylor Swift over there needs
a shot of JB, not gummies.
588
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,942
I-I tried weed when Grammy
had some for her glaucoma.
589
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,152
Made me sleepy.
590
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,654
Aw, this isn't your
grammy's weed, Kermit.
591
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,156
Glaucoma weed is a Prius.
592
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,408
This is a Ferrari at Daytona
weed.
593
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,743
[banging on door]
594
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,286
We're closed.
595
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,579
[banging continues]
596
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,207
City of Chicago
says all bars are closed
597
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,834
until further notice.
598
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,504
[banging rapidly]
599
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,838
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hide in the back.
600
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,925
- This is what we practiced.
- We are absolutely complying
601
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,219
with the mayor's
very smart decision
602
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:15,639
to close all bars and taverns.
[banging continues]
603
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:20,435
frantic rock music
604
00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:21,228
[door opens]
605
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,230
Distractions all around
606
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,814
- [Frank] What's up?
- Oh, my--
607
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,816
- The fuck, Kev?
- Come on.
608
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,568
Hail 'rona survivors.
609
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,278
What-where is everyone?
610
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,780
Fuck, Frank?
611
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,281
You were supposed to use
the secret knock
612
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,491
on the door in the gym.
613
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,450
What? No, no.
614
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,869
I heard somewhere
bars are open again.
615
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:38,870
Three weeks ago, maybe.
616
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,706
Mayor shut us all down again
on Tuesday.
617
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:44,292
Well, who the hell
can keep track?
618
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,711
And excuse me,
but fuck the mayor.
619
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,548
He has no authority
to tread upon my rights
620
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:50,924
as a free American male
621
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,927
to drink my favorite brew
in the tavern of my choice.
622
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:57,764
The mayor is a she, and she has
every right to do it, and has.
623
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,100
Come on out, everyone.
It's just Frank.
624
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,436
[laughs] There they are.
Do you want to--
625
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,563
[Veronica] False alarm,
everybody.
626
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:05,855
Uh, this is-this is Brad.
627
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,275
He's making a major film
about me.
628
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:09,484
Actually, my name is Alan.
629
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:13,113
I'm a graduate student
at Lake Forest.
630
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,907
Holy shit.
631
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,119
What the hell is that?
632
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,706
Have I finally arrived at Mecca
after a long pilgrimage?
633
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,583
Hands off, Frank.
We're not offering credit
634
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:25,750
on cannabis products.
635
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:26,918
Payment up front only.
636
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,088
Lake Forest? The hell are you
doing all the way down here?
637
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,631
My doctoral dissertation
638
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,383
is on neighborhoods
in transition
639
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,843
due to
the economic displacement
640
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:35,969
caused by the pandemic.
641
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,554
[Veronica] Well, you've come
to the right place.
642
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,889
Lots of economic displacement
and transition
643
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,349
going on around here.
644
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,768
[Frank]
Gentrification, my friends.
645
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,062
The ten percenters
gobbling up what's left
646
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:49,733
of the working man's dreams
when he's down and out.
647
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,737
Felled by a tiny,
lifeless microbe.
648
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:56,364
We're the last of the Mohicans.
649
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:59,159
Chicago aboriginals
struggling to preserve
650
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,327
a vanishing culture.
651
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,078
[Alan] Actually, there were
aboriginal cultures
652
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,788
here before us.
653
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,582
The Miami
and the Kickapoo tribes.
654
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,750
Also Gallaghers.
655
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:09,294
Kev, could we?
656
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:13,006
Oh, shit, I--pay the man.
657
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,634
- Do you take Venmo?
- Hell no.
658
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,511
[exhales]
Holy shit.
659
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:19,804
[thud]
660
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,974
- Gorilla?
- Yep.
661
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,101
Ohio.
[laughter]
662
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:27,520
[banging]
663
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:29,397
Hey, Mrs. Lionetti,
I'm almost done.
664
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,316
Leave. Now.
665
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,984
Huh? I'm almost finished.
666
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:35,195
- Seven?
- Seven what?
667
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,280
She was seven years old?
668
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,114
Who was seven years old?
669
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,491
If my Tony were still alive,
670
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:41,743
he'd take you down to the lake,
shoot you,
671
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:42,952
and push you in for the fish.
672
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,162
What are you talking about?
673
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,332
I got a notification.
I checked the website.
674
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:50,251
- What website?
- The sex offender website.
675
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,545
And your picture is on it.
676
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,547
This is you, right?
677
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,634
upbeat music
678
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:14,192
I was off and runnin'
679
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,946
I never saw it comin'
680
00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:20,490
But sometimes
all the moves that you make
681
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:24,035
Start to shake
all the meaning from before
682
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:29,708
I was up and comin'
683
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:33,503
I never stop for nothin'
684
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,548
But then she ripped
my heart from my chest
685
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,550
Hey, Hassan,
coffee still fresh?
686
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:39,884
Four hours old.
687
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,094
That's good enough.
688
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,680
Oh, oh, oh
689
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,473
Gimme one sec.
690
00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:51,229
Oh, oh, oh
691
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:53,898
Hella sweet
692
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,735
- That still a buck?
- Yep.
693
00:28:58,528 --> 00:28:59,821
Here you go.
694
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,406
Thank you.
695
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:12,125
$5.49? Jesus.
696
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,669
Hella sweet
697
00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:19,758
Oh, oh, oh
698
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:22,177
Hella sweet
699
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,642
He spent all our wedding money
on God knows what.
700
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,644
Isn't marriage supposed to
be about communication?
701
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:33,980
Compromise? Agreed upon
mutual fuckin' goals?
702
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,024
How's that supposed to happen
when one person in the marriage
703
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,776
just goes off and does
whatever the hell he wants
704
00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:40,111
without telling the other
person what he's doing?
705
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,405
Sounds just like me
and my first husband, Juan.
706
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,323
No communication.
707
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:44,783
[Ian] He sits around
the house all day
708
00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:47,410
like we're not in the worst
economy since the Depression.
709
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,037
Says we're still
on our honeymoon.
710
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,205
How long you been married?
711
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:52,081
Six months.
712
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,666
What's he expect us to live on?
713
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,251
The bills are piling up.
714
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,669
[coworker] Marriage is hard.
715
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:59,047
You should've worked that shit
out before you tied the knot.
716
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:02,342
Once you're married,
it's already too late.
717
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:07,764
upbeat music
718
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:23,238
Let me show you somethin'
719
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,322
It's on the scene
720
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,741
A new wave,
360 degrees
721
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,243
Above the power
722
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:29,494
The power of me
723
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:32,288
Me as in he,
and she, and we
724
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,498
Yeah, you got the news
725
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,792
There's something
in the air
726
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,085
There's something
in the air
727
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,215
[door opens]
728
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,092
Thanks, Teri.
729
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:51,391
- Hey.
- Hi.
730
00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:53,643
Look at you.
You fixed the jogger.
731
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,520
Yeah.
732
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:58,898
Hello, baby of mine. Hi.
733
00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:02,694
Wow. You're sweating.
734
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,113
- I did five miles.
- [chuckles]
735
00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:08,700
[gasps] Thank God.
You're my savior.
736
00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:11,870
And, uh, two packets
raw sugar, right?
737
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,581
- Yes. Thanks.
- Here you go.
738
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,375
Did you go by
the paint store yet?
739
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,210
I'm heading there next.
740
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:23,214
Oh. Where's my foam?
741
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:26,092
Oh, uh, you know,
it must've gotten
742
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,720
all mixed in, you know,
when I was running.
743
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,555
Oh.
744
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:37,562
Oh, God.
745
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,398
Delicious.
746
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,650
Thank you.
747
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:43,568
both: Muah.
748
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,236
Oh.
[inhales sharply]
749
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,409
[laughs]
750
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:56,205
Seven! It says Julia
was seven years old, not 17.
751
00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:57,457
[laughs]
752
00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:58,625
It's not fuckin' funny.
753
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:01,252
Everybody's gonna think
I'm a child molester.
754
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,212
Well, you sort of are.
755
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:06,341
It's got my address, my social
security number, my email.
756
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:07,508
God damn it.
757
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,801
I'm lucky if
the neighborhood moms
758
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,929
don't show up out front tonight
with torches
759
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,389
to hang me from the playground
swing set.
760
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,975
Okay, it's probably
not that big of a deal.
761
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,518
Look at all these other guys.
762
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,896
- What?
- All these little dots
763
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,940
on the map are sex offenders
in the area.
764
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,524
[Debbie] Jesus.
765
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:24,734
There must be 100 of them.
766
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,945
What the fuck
is wrong with people?
767
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,948
Hey, that's Mr. Mosier
down the block.
768
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:32,241
I knew it. He was always
way too into Halloween.
769
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,327
[Sandy] Nice picture, though.
770
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,703
[scoffs]
771
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,705
You're sexy.
772
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,583
I mean, look at that cleavage.
773
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,629
- Yeah, I do look pretty hot.
- Mm-hmm.
774
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,172
Oh, shit.
775
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,299
Who the hell is
gonna hire me now?
776
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,846
I told Lieutenant Rucker
I was undercover,
777
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,723
but he said
I wasn't undercover.
778
00:32:55,765 --> 00:33:00,061
But I was.
Which is why I'm here today.
779
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,481
What were you asked to do in
that house, Mr. Gallagher?
780
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,900
[clears throat]
Empty my bowels, ma'am.
781
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,735
So, defecate?
782
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,904
[sighs] I did not defecate.
783
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,073
I took a shit.
784
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,242
[clears throat]
Can you point to the man
785
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:16,160
who told you to take that shit?
786
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,329
That's him, ma'am.
787
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,580
Please let the record show
788
00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:23,501
Mr. Gallagher identified
the defendant, Otis Grange.
789
00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,340
Mr. Winston.
790
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,928
So, Mr. Gallagher,
791
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,680
you're a police cadet,
are you not?
792
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,056
Yes, sir.
793
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,183
And you're 19 years old?
794
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,268
Almost 20, sir.
795
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:42,603
And how exactly
did you get a spot
796
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:47,275
at the Chicago Police Academy
at such a tender age?
797
00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:50,403
Tender? [scoffs]
I'm not tender, sir.
798
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:51,529
I work out.
799
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,823
- I can bench 240.
- [Winston] Good for you.
800
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,617
Did anyone promise you a spot
at the police academy
801
00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:59,078
in exchange for your testimony
against my client today?
802
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,706
Sir, if you were to work
garbage duty
803
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,458
in Chicago for six months,
804
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,251
you'd deserve a spot, too.
805
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,461
Is that a no?
806
00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:09,464
Garbage in Chicago is dirty,
sir.
807
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:10,923
Very dirty.
808
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:12,842
So no quid pro quo.
809
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:13,926
Squid pro what?
810
00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,637
Were you told that you could
enter the police academy
811
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:19,974
two years early
in exchange for your testimony?
812
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,643
And let me remind you
that you have taken an oath
813
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,562
in this court
to tell the truth,
814
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,190
and only the truth,
so help you God.
815
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,524
No, sir.
816
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,193
I got into the academy
because they know
817
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,779
I'm gonna be
a great police officer.
818
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,948
You understand,
Mr. Gallagher,
819
00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:38,576
that lying under oath
is perjury,
820
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:41,245
punishable by up to five years
in state prison.
821
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:43,122
Are you calling me a liar,
sir?
822
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:45,875
Why? Because I grew up poor
on the South Side?
823
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,878
Because my father is a drunk
and my mother was a junkie?
824
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,338
Because I'm not as smart as you
825
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:53,216
and you can humiliate me
using big words I don't know.
826
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,718
I got into the academy
because they know
827
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,095
when we roll up on a gun fight,
828
00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,055
I'll be the one running
towards the shooting,
829
00:34:59,097 --> 00:34:59,972
not away from it.
830
00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:02,433
They know when
a 911 call comes in
831
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,269
and it's some bastard scumbag
pistol-whipping
832
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,563
a little girl, trying to steal
her pink bicycle,
833
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:11,109
that I'll be there, ready to
take a bullet in the face.
834
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:14,028
upbeat music
835
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,284
O...kay.
836
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,080
There you go.
Hey, man.
837
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,873
- [Lip] Yo, Flavio.
- Hey.
838
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:27,083
I didn't know you worked here.
839
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,584
I thought you were
still at Rowdy's Chicken.
840
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,253
Yeah, yeah,
Rowdy's closed for good, man.
841
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,338
I survived the first shutdown,
but not the second one.
842
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,007
So my uncle got me
a job here.
843
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,008
He's afraid of my mom.
844
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:37,552
We all are.
She drinking again?
845
00:35:37,593 --> 00:35:39,262
Yeah. Waving that gun around.
846
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,847
- [Lip] Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
847
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:41,806
That your kid?
848
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:45,184
Uh, yeah, that's Fred.
Oh, he's sleeping.
849
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,186
Hey, look, you got, uh,
850
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:50,314
this Seafoam Morning Mist?
851
00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,441
Uh, sure, yeah.
The Monticello Collection.
852
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,569
Supposed to be the colors
Thomas Jefferson created
853
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:55,653
for Monticello.
854
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,863
No kidding.
Jefferson, huh?
855
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,364
Yeah, it's probably bullshit,
856
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,158
but the PBR crowd eats it up.
857
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:02,493
- It's pricey, though.
- Yeah? How pricey?
858
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,619
Uh, how many you need?
859
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,163
I don't know, four gallons.
860
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,290
Set you back a little over
a hundie with tax.
861
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:08,958
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
862
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,169
Um...
863
00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:13,171
Hey, what about these?
864
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,882
[Flavio] Paint the yoga mat
ladies buy and then return
865
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:17,800
'cause they say it didn't
match the sample book.
866
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:21,095
- Got any blues?
- Mm, probably.
867
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,516
Mm, hmm...
868
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,310
[Lip] Hey.
869
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,604
Oh, wait, what about this one?
870
00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,355
Ah, no, they're not the same.
871
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:32,565
Ah, it's close enough.
872
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,483
You got another one
of these blues?
873
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:36,110
Uh...
874
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:38,112
Yeah, yeah.
875
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,864
[Lip] All right, great.
876
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,699
Now we just need two more.
877
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,409
That's not bad.
878
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:46,078
Hey, what do you think
about those?
879
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,538
And blend together
in the mixer,
880
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,748
[hits can]
pour the mixed paint
881
00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:49,874
back into the cans.
882
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,459
You write Seafoam Morning Mist
on those cans,
883
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,252
there's an extra tenner in it
for you, all right?
884
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,795
- Deal.
- Thank you, thank you.
885
00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:55,796
Thank you.
886
00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:59,050
Hey, we're all set, okay, bud?
887
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,385
We're almost outta here,
all right?
888
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:06,724
You check to make sure
he's still breathing?
889
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,101
I think he wet his pants.
890
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:10,311
Where the hell'd you get that?
891
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,939
[Frank] On the floor.
Joe College didn't finish it.
892
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,858
Pretty good shit.
I'd give it four puffs.
893
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,445
- [woman] How's the Blue Dream?
- Mm.
894
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,739
"You'll float on
a downy bank of clouds
895
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,699
on a bright summer's day."
896
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,076
The Pink Peppermint?
897
00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,702
"Hints of an herb garden,
898
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,871
Alice in Wonderland,
and the Mad Hatter."
899
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,373
[woman] What flavor
are the gummies, lime?
900
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,166
- [Kevin] Mm-hmm.
- Jesus, where the fuck are we?
901
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,418
Willy Wonka's
Chocolate Factory?
902
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,379
What about the Purple Haze?
Is it really strong?
903
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,463
Uh, I'm not too sure
about that one.
904
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,756
We just got that one in.
905
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,633
But our daughter Gemma--
she's five--
906
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,051
- she rolled those herself.
- Oh.
907
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,970
Maybe I could be of some help.
908
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,888
Why don't you order
one of each,
909
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,765
and I can sample them for you
910
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:51,560
and then rate them on my world-
renowned Gallagher Puff Scale?
911
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:52,478
Puff Scale?
912
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,356
One puff being
a glass of rosé
913
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,108
on a warm, summery day.
914
00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:59,819
Five puffs being you wake up
naked in an alley
915
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:00,903
with something
stuck in your ass,
916
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,697
no idea where the fuck you are.
[laughs]
917
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:04,407
Leave the customers alone,
Frank.
918
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:07,118
Two Pink Peppermints
and ten gummies, please.
919
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,494
[Tommy]
Christ. Do we really need
920
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:11,205
another legal
intoxicating substance?
921
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:15,042
- That shit's a gateway drug.
- [Frank laughs] Weed?
922
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:18,629
We're 20 years into
the next century, Nancy Reagan.
923
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,924
It's really a question
of personal freedom.
924
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,843
Why is it any
of your damn business
925
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:26,804
if I choose to smoke a fat one
after dinner?
926
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:30,850
Or shoot up in the privacy
of my local Denny's bathroom?
927
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,936
It's my life.
My body, my choice.
928
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,313
[Veronica] Your problem,
Tommy, is you think
929
00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:36,731
knocking back boilermakers
930
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:38,482
while your ass
is stuck on that stool
931
00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:39,942
is something
that all red-blooded
932
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,153
white American males
are supposed to do,
933
00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:45,823
while smoking weed
is a Black folk thing.
934
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,783
The only reason
why marijuana's been illegal
935
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,160
for the last hundred years
is because
936
00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:51,120
poor Black people
in the ghetto were smoking it.
937
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:54,457
Marijuana prosecution
was criminalized racism.
938
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:57,710
Now that white people decided
they like smoking it,
939
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,045
it has to be made legal.
940
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:01,380
Can't make lily white kids
go to prison
941
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,049
for having a couple of blunts.
942
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:06,385
That's it.
That's how we stop it.
943
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,179
We've been getting gentrified
944
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:11,932
because it's gotten
too safe down here.
945
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,185
The murder rate
was at an all-time low
946
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:17,021
before the 'VID, right?
947
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,940
Rich people weren't afraid
to move down here.
948
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:23,944
But now that we've had
a few good riots,
949
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:25,905
burned a few bougie stores,
950
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:28,741
I'll bet you the gentrifiers
are gettin' nervous.
951
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:33,454
All we gotta do is make
the Yards dangerous again.
952
00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:36,749
Make sure the murder rate
is rising.
953
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:37,958
Spill some blood.
954
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,835
What?
We have to shoot people?
955
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:42,004
No, no, not just any people.
956
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,089
The right people.
957
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:46,967
Shoot a couple of Millennials,
like Alan here.
958
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:50,429
Oh, ho, the gentrifiers
would be on the first Uber
959
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,972
back to Bucktown.
[scattered laughs]
960
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,266
It's a little extreme,
don't you think?
961
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:56,852
Well, you don't
have to kill him.
962
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,647
Just wound them.
Get on the news.
963
00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:02,525
Make the South Side
dangerous again.
964
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,235
That's the Chicago I loved.
965
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:05,444
A lot of bleeding.
966
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,655
Well, I should
probably get going.
967
00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:11,033
Oh, hey!
It was so great meeting you.
968
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:14,286
- [Veronica] Take care!
- Not that door. Back door.
969
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:16,414
Don't be a stranger.
970
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:20,000
[Dash laughs]
971
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:23,379
He sure acts like he's having
a pretty great time.
972
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,506
Hey, you know,
we should try it.
973
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,800
No thanks.
I'm not a loser.
974
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,885
It's great for
the immune system.
975
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:32,847
Also the libido.
I've had epic sex on weed.
976
00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:36,350
If you don't wanna smoke it,
why not try a brownie?
977
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,853
[Veronica] They're all-natural
and delicious, too.
978
00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:41,605
Who doesn't love a brownie?
979
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,649
Okay, one brownie.
980
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:46,444
- Tommy?
- Nope.
981
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:52,408
Mmm, these are delicious.
982
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:56,078
Come on.
What are you, chicken?
983
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,038
Chicken?
A-are we in second grade?
984
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,082
[all clucking]
985
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,751
[sighs] Fine. Oh, God.
986
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,587
Fine, gimme the damn brownie.
987
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,964
[all cheering]
988
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:10,968
funky music
989
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:11,969
Not bad.
990
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:15,973
Oh! Hey, if you're
giving free samples, can I--
991
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,143
Oh, I'm bang, bang,
bangin' on the door
992
00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:24,607
Bang, bang,
bangin' on the door
993
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,067
Oh, oh, oh, oh
994
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:28,194
Going down, sir?
995
00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:29,445
He's going down.
996
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,905
Congratulations, Gallagher.
997
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:33,365
You're gonna get to be
one of the best of the best,
998
00:41:33,407 --> 00:41:36,035
a goddamn
Chicago police officer.
999
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,497
- Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
- Thank you, sir.
1000
00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,584
[tool clanking]
1001
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:44,335
[door opens]
1002
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,712
- Hey.
- Hey. Shh.
1003
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,672
- Naptime?
- Yeah.
1004
00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:50,341
[Lip] Now he sleeps.
1005
00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:52,259
He'll be up all night later.
He's teething.
1006
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,970
Have you tried Frank's whiskey
trick with the tub?
1007
00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:57,264
I'm pretty sure that's
considered bad parenting now.
1008
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,684
I'm pretty sure that was
considered bad parenting then.
1009
00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,565
What's up?
1010
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:11,028
Oh, the whole [sighs] marriage
thing is harder than it looks.
1011
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,863
Do you and Tami
share your money?
1012
00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,157
We're not married.
1013
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,784
You say so.
1014
00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:18,327
So how do you handle your cash?
1015
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,871
Do you put it all together,
or just some of it, or what?
1016
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,373
Here, hold this wrench,
will you?
1017
00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:23,791
Yeah.
1018
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:26,418
The money? Uh...
1019
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,380
Uh, I guess Tami
kinda runs things.
1020
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,341
So you just give her
all your money and that's it?
1021
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,344
We don't really have
enough money to worry about it.
1022
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,388
But, uh, truth is,
1023
00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:39,723
I don't really care much
about money.
1024
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,892
And she cares a lot.
1025
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,811
Me and you, we never had
much of anything growing up,
1026
00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:45,604
and we always managed
to get by, right?
1027
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,148
- Barely.
- Lemme see.
1028
00:42:48,190 --> 00:42:51,235
Tami, she always had enough.
1029
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:55,155
Ever since this pandemic,
she's worried we won't.
1030
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:57,157
It's weird
how people with money
1031
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,367
are always afraid of losing it
1032
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,412
and all poor people can
think about is spending it.
1033
00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:02,788
[grunts]
1034
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:06,041
But do you decide what you're
gonna spend money on together?
1035
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,960
Well, there's really not much
to decide.
1036
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:12,089
We're, uh, pretty much broke
at the end of the month.
1037
00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,091
Why?
1038
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:16,218
You and Mick having
some money troubles?
1039
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,221
Yeah, I make it,
and he doesn't.
1040
00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:22,266
[Lip] What, you didn't wanna
talk about any of that stuff
1041
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:23,350
before you got married?
1042
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,353
I figured we just agreed
on how things were gonna work.
1043
00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,397
Guess not, huh?
1044
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,482
Yeah.
It's my mistake, I guess.
1045
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:33,360
Well, gotta talk about it.
1046
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:38,532
Right? You compromise,
all that couple shit.
1047
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:42,077
Look, you, uh, love each other,
1048
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,205
Right?
1049
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:48,083
- Yes.
- Okay, so,
1050
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,419
gotta get on the same page
about how this marriage thing
1051
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,296
is supposed to work.
1052
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,382
You sure I can't
just get him to do
1053
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,426
everything the way I want?
1054
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,887
Pretty sure, yeah.
1055
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,600
Look, we didn't have parents
who could show us
1056
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,603
what a relationship
was supposed to look like.
1057
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,938
We gotta figure out that shit
as we go.
1058
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,319
The hell was that--
Dr. Phil?
1059
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:17,029
Good Housekeeping.
1060
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:19,156
It's on the rack
at the well-child checkup.
1061
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:22,951
Can you at least
take the mugshot
1062
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,244
with my cleavage off the site
1063
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:26,914
and get Julia's age right?
1064
00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:29,625
Yes, she was 17, not seven.
1065
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,670
Well, then check
the damn court records!
1066
00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:38,092
I'm on probation--would I be on
probation if she'd been seven?
1067
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:39,093
Really?
1068
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,887
You can get probation if you
diddled a seven-year-old?
1069
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:44,348
That's really fucked up.
1070
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:47,601
Yes, please.
Thank you so much.
1071
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:51,522
Okay, she said she's gonna
correct Julia's age,
1072
00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:54,149
but they won't do anything
about the mugshot.
1073
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:56,652
Well, I'm getting
a lot of hits.
1074
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,320
On what?
1075
00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,822
Your new Instagram account.
1076
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,824
What new account?
1077
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,201
@DebbieHotLesbianConvict.
1078
00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:07,246
I put it up
with your cleavage mugshot.
1079
00:45:07,287 --> 00:45:09,832
"Wrongly convicted lesbian
welder."
1080
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,583
Would it have happened
if she wasn't queer?
1081
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,086
Would anyone have cared
if she wasn't a lesbian?
1082
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:16,338
- [chuckles]
- It's blowing up.
1083
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,132
Everybody wants to hire you.
1084
00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:19,633
Jesus, really?
1085
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:22,386
Well, lots of lesbians,
anyway.
1086
00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:26,557
And some seriously creepy
old white dudes.
1087
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,686
[Debbie] Hm.
1088
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:33,397
HotLesbianConvict.
1089
00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,197
You two okay?
1090
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,701
[soft rock in background]
1091
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,578
Did you eat all the brownies?
1092
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:50,497
I had three,
and Tommy had four.
1093
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,291
- Four?
- We were hungry.
1094
00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:55,502
Kev! These fools
ate all the brownies.
1095
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:56,670
And the gummies.
1096
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:59,047
[Kevin] Jesus!
[keg thuds]
1097
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,383
Are they okay?
1098
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,010
I'm fine.
1099
00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:04,928
I just gotta hit the head.
1100
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,431
Yeah, yeah me too.
1101
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:16,899
Do you have a gas can
around here, Kev?
1102
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,192
What are you going on about?
1103
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:20,319
Making the South Side
even more dangerous.
1104
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,906
I'm thinking we set
a cop car on fire.
1105
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:28,952
The cops have to show up
with riot gear, tear gas.
1106
00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,456
[Phil Collins'
"In the Air Tonight" plays]
1107
00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,375
[groans]
1108
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,546
[zipping]
1109
00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:42,049
[flushes toilet]
1110
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,517
I always loved this song.
1111
00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,269
Yeah. Me too.
1112
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,821
But the pain still grows
1113
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:06,990
It's no stranger
to you and me
1114
00:47:10,118 --> 00:47:11,662
I can feel it
1115
00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:16,375
Coming in the air tonight
1116
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:19,461
Oh, Lord
1117
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:23,048
Well, I've been waiting
for this moment
1118
00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:26,510
For all my life
1119
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:29,680
Oh, Lord
1120
00:47:29,721 --> 00:47:33,642
I can feel it
in the air tonight
1121
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,854
- Oh, Lord
- [stall door squeaks]
1122
00:47:36,895 --> 00:47:40,148
Oh, Lord
1123
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,235
Well, I've been waiting
for this moment
1124
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:46,697
For all my life
1125
00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:50,075
Oh, Lord
1126
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:53,453
- I can feel it coming
- [belt buckle rattles]
1127
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:55,664
In the air tonight
1128
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,040
[zipping]
1129
00:47:57,082 --> 00:47:58,333
Oh, Lord
1130
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,419
[door opens]
1131
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:03,630
And I've been waiting
for this moment
1132
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:06,800
For all my life
1133
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:10,095
We need to be honest
with each other, all right?
1134
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,014
No more secrets.
1135
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,557
- No more secrets at all?
- No.
1136
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,767
Nothing but truth.
1137
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:19,438
We should've talked about what
we expected from each other
1138
00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:21,023
before we got married,
but we didn't,
1139
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:23,400
- so now we have to.
- Look, if this is about
1140
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,819
the wedding money,
I'm gonna pay it back, man.
1141
00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:28,697
Yes, but it's also about--
1142
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:32,409
it's about what we want
the marriage to be.
1143
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,369
We need some rules.
1144
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:35,662
Yeah,
I'm not great with rules.
1145
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:38,790
A mutual understanding
of how shit is gonna work.
1146
00:48:38,832 --> 00:48:40,918
What does that mean?
1147
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:42,961
Like, how we spend money
together,
1148
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:46,798
joint purchases, monogamy.
1149
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,425
The hell is that?
1150
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:51,261
Not fucking other people.
1151
00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:52,930
Oh.
1152
00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:56,016
We just talking fucking,
1153
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,810
or are we talking
about blow jobs, too?
1154
00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:01,104
I think blow jobs should count,
yeah.
1155
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:05,067
Right.
1156
00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:10,864
You really never wanna
fuck anybody else?
1157
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:13,742
I mean, I--
if I'm being honest,
1158
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,453
I'm not really sure either.
1159
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,455
It's just kinda hard to imagine
1160
00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:20,415
that I'm never,
ever gonna wanna
1161
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,834
fuck anyone else,
you know?
1162
00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:25,045
But I also know I...
1163
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:27,005
definitely don't want you
to fuck anyone else.
1164
00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:28,507
Well, hold on,
that just means
1165
00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:29,841
you wanna be able
to fuck other people
1166
00:49:29,883 --> 00:49:31,802
but you don't want me to be
able to fuck other people.
1167
00:49:31,843 --> 00:49:33,971
That doesn't sound fair.
1168
00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:37,265
Okay, so we're both monogamous
1169
00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:38,600
or we both get to fuck
other people.
1170
00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:41,645
- Yeah. That sounds fair.
- Mm-hmm.
1171
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:44,356
upbeat music
1172
00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:47,818
What do you wanna do?
1173
00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:48,819
What do you
wanna do?
1174
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,988
I asked you first.
1175
00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:55,200
I don't know.
1176
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,452
Okay, uh, I'll tell you what.
1177
00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,706
We'll both each write down
what we want,
1178
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:05,043
then we'll turn our answers
over at the same time.
1179
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,254
Great.
1180
00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,173
I saw you walkin'
down the street
1181
00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:12,843
With your headphones on
I could hear your beat
1182
00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:15,971
Like, ba da,
ba da ba da
1183
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:18,515
Ba da, ba da ba da
1184
00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:20,851
Ba da,
ba da ba da
1185
00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:23,520
Oh, yeah
1186
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:26,481
- Ba da, ba da ba da
- I'm gonna eat you
1187
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,150
Ba da, ba da ba da
1188
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,443
I'm gonna eat you
1189
00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:33,196
- Ba da, ba da ba da
- Oh, yeah
1190
00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:35,532
So we both turn 'em over
on three.
1191
00:50:36,658 --> 00:50:39,453
One, two, three.
1192
00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:41,038
Hey
1193
00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:42,080
Hey, turn your
fuckin' paper over.
1194
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,290
I think I spelled
monogamy wrong.
1195
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:44,624
- I spelled monogamy wrong!
- Will you let me--
1196
00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,501
I spelled it wrong!
Oh, shit, he-ey-ey-ey!
1197
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,171
[chuckling]
Look who's a real cop now.
1198
00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:51,506
Yep. Badge, gun,
and everything.
1199
00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:52,716
- You graduated?
- Tomorrow.
1200
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:54,051
But they gave us
the uniforms today
1201
00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:55,385
so we can wear 'em
to the ceremony.
1202
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,971
[Mickey] Fuckin' fantastic.
No more parking tickets for me.
1203
00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,432
You don't have a car,
dumbass.
1204
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:01,892
- [Ian] Hey.
- [Debbie] Hey.
1205
00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,518
- [Carl] Where y'all goin'?
- Lip and Tami's.
1206
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,687
Gotta finish drywalling
the living room.
1207
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,522
Hey, y'all get enough chicken?
1208
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:10,275
Two buckets of extra crispy.
1209
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:12,694
You two coming or what?
1210
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,029
- Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
- [Ian] Uh--
1211
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,530
Yeah.
1212
00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:17,616
Let's do it.
1213
00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:21,578
upbeat music
1214
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:22,913
Hey!
1215
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:27,167
[chatter]
1216
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:28,168
[door opens]
1217
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:29,753
[Kevin] How am I supposed
to open the door
1218
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,296
- when I don't have any hands?
- [Lip] Yo!
1219
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,589
- [Kevin] What's up, Lip?
- [Lip] My man.
1220
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,383
- Hi! We have arrived!
- [Lip] Hi! What the fuck?
1221
00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:36,301
- [Sandy] Hi.
- Yo! Hey.
1222
00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:37,260
- [Debbie] We made it.
- Hi.
1223
00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:39,513
[overlapping chatter]
1224
00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:40,931
Look at you.
1225
00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:42,557
- Check it out.
- Wow. Nice.
1226
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,059
[Ian] Hey, gimme a hammer.
I wanna break some shit.
1227
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,852
- [Lip] You wanna help?
- I guess so.
1228
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:46,895
There you go.
1229
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,980
- Yo.
- Yo.
1230
00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:51,024
Hey, you guys talk?
1231
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:54,694
Uh...sort of.
1232
00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:57,656
- Yeah?
- Yeah. We'll figure it out.
1233
00:51:57,697 --> 00:52:00,826
[upbeat rock playing
over radio]
1234
00:52:04,329 --> 00:52:05,330
Hey.
1235
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,791
[laughs] Uh, hey.
1236
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:09,793
- [Lip] Everything good?
- Yeah, yeah.
1237
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,963
All right. Hey, I wanna
show you something.
1238
00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:14,798
Yeah?
1239
00:52:16,174 --> 00:52:17,843
What do you think?
1240
00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:19,469
Uh, it's beautiful.
1241
00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:22,013
Definitely worth
the extra money.
1242
00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:23,431
Absolutely.
1243
00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:25,517
Okay, I am starving.
1244
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:29,020
[chatter]
1245
00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:30,814
[Veronica] Hey, Tami.
1246
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:33,859
Hey.
1247
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,278
Hey, Fran, you wanna
help Uncle Carl?
1248
00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:37,612
Lose your doubts
1249
00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:40,615
Holding on,
let it out
1250
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,159
This is the beginning
1251
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,369
[Frank] This is my Chicago,
1252
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,746
the Chicago I love.
1253
00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:49,374
Lip's got a baby now.
1254
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:52,502
Debbie's got a kid
and a rap sheet.
1255
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:54,379
Carl's gonna be a cop.
1256
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:56,173
Didn't see that coming.
1257
00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,508
Ian's married to a Milkovich.
1258
00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:01,928
[chuckles]
Really didn't see that coming.
1259
00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,472
Family looking after family.
1260
00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:06,683
That's the South Side way.
1261
00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:08,059
The Gallagher way.
1262
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:12,564
It's a long walk back
from yesterday
1263
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:16,943
Yeah, this is our Chicago.
1264
00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:20,155
It's disappearing fast.
1265
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,365
But before it's gone,
1266
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:25,827
we're gonna enjoy
every fuckin' minute of it.
1267
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,877
We're comin' home
1268
00:53:41,009 --> 00:53:42,677
[chuckles under breath]
1269
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,556
[door opens]
1270
00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:49,643
Are you Hot Lesbian
Convict Lady?
1271
00:53:49,684 --> 00:53:52,395
Would you, um,
like to buy some cookies,
1272
00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:55,023
Hot Lesbian
Convict Lady?
1273
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,901
I'm only seven.
[both laugh]
1274
00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,736
The bigger, the better,
the better, the bigger
1275
00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:02,155
The bigger, the better,
the better, the bigger
1276
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:04,074
More, more, more
1277
00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,201
Hey, I really want it
right now
1278
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,245
Hey, turn it up
real loud
1279
00:54:08,286 --> 00:55:19,315
Hey, I really want it
right now
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