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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,252 --> 00:00:05,047 ♪ Demis Roussos’ Forever And Ever playing ♪ 2 00:00:05,131 --> 00:00:09,218 ♪ 3 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:21,772 ♪ Ever and ever Forever and ever ♪ 4 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:25,860 ♪ You’ll be the one ♪ 5 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:29,238 ♪ That shines in me ♪ 6 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:34,368 ♪ Like the morning sun ♪ 7 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:39,623 [ground rumbling] 8 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,333 [bleats] 9 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:50,050 [rumbling continues] 10 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,053 WOMAN: [softly] Wake up. 11 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,559 Good morning! 12 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,603 - [groans] 13 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,066 That’s a good leg. 14 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,694 - [snorts] Okay, fine. 15 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:10,654 But we have to be fast. 16 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:14,366 Are you close? 17 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:15,910 I really can’t start sweating, baby. 18 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,953 - Yeah, I’m working on it, darling. 19 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,040 - Okay. - [grunts] 20 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,875 - Okay, I’m sorry. I have to get ready. 21 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,169 I’m so sorry. 22 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,921 It’s so bright in here, too. It’s just-- 23 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,297 And then your sweat. 24 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,925 I’m sorry. You can watch me, though. 25 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,134 Watch me! 26 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:34,512 - Yeah, okay, that’s romantic. 27 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,060 - What the hell? 28 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:43,687 Oh my God. Shit! 29 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,190 Shit! Shit! 30 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,067 Oh my God. Shit! 31 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,903 My grandma’s ring’s not in my jewelry case. 32 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,404 Shit! 33 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:55,115 Oh my God. Shit! Shit! 34 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:59,119 No offense, Ny-Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy 35 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:00,996 coming before, you know. 36 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,666 Never. Not in my life. Usually, it’s the opposite problem. 37 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:07,002 And don’t say it’s like the age thing. Because I’ve had older boyfriends. 38 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:09,505 - It’s the age thing. - Not the age thing. 39 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,590 - [sighs] 40 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:13,259 It’s not you, it’s me. 41 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,135 - Yeah, no shit. 42 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:17,429 - I meant it’s you, it’s not me. 43 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,891 - You’re so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you’re hilarious. 44 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,351 - Hey, Misty. 45 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,562 - What? [shuts makeup case] 46 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,438 - Will you kill me? - Nyles! 47 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:30,109 Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable, 48 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:34,071 but please, I’m begging you do not bring our drama here, okay. 49 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,448 Because this is truly a sacred day, 50 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,825 and it doesn’t belong to us. 51 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,369 This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe. 52 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:44,623 You gonna be happy? 53 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:46,125 Are you gonna be smiley? 54 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,294 That’s a weird smile. 55 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:53,090 ♪ 56 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,592 [springboard rattles] 57 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,594 [splashes] 58 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,306 ♪ 59 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,765 [beer can pops] 60 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:04,435 MAN: Whoo! 61 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,271 Ha ha. 62 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,566 Shukran. 63 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,234 Good day so far? 64 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:15,779 - Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it’s all the same. 65 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,907 You? - Today is young. 66 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,783 Ask me again at the end. 67 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,995 Anything can happen. 68 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:25,039 - Not today, sauce pot. 69 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,707 That’s a nice try, though. 70 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,833 [both laugh] 71 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:31,754 ♪ 72 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,513 [can pops] 73 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:44,183 ♪ 74 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,976 - How gorgeous are these two? 75 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,938 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys? 76 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:51,774 But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 77 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,734 we’re all part of this gorgeous tapestry-- 78 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,611 - No, come on, throw me a bone. 79 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,529 This isn’t the day for moderation. 80 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:58,697 - It’s not good wine. 81 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:00,366 - I don’t care. 82 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:04,203 - Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: 83 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,746 love and commitment. 84 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,958 Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, 85 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,711 and we all know these two li’l freaks are fine in that department, right? 86 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:15,381 [chuckles] And commitment is the state 87 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,425 or quality of being dedicated to a cause, 88 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,719 activity, et cetera. 89 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:26,725 - Oh, she’s done. 90 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:28,102 Whoo! [crowd applauding] 91 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,436 MISTY: Thank you. 92 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,897 I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, 93 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:34,400 I’d like to welcome up the actual big sister 94 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,901 of the bride, Sarah. 95 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,486 [gulps] 96 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:39,613 - Get on up there, peanut. 97 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:42,241 - No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech. 98 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,618 - Of course you’re supposed to give a speech, you’re the maid of honor. 99 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,203 It’s-- it’s your main job. 100 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,205 - She’s been drinking, Howard. 101 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,498 - [softly] Sarah. 102 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,378 [coughs] 103 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,423 - Bonsoir, mi família 104 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,716 et amici! 105 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,676 - Who is that? MISTY: Nyles, what are you doing? 106 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,178 - Going in for the save, babe. I’d like to share my thoughts on love. 107 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,805 - What are you talking about? No, no, no, no. 108 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,473 No, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 109 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,725 - Who’s this guy? - Misty’s boyfriend. 110 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,852 MAN: Why is he dressed for a luau? 111 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,979 MISTY: Oh my God, Nyles. 112 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,024 NYLES: We are born 113 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,067 lost. 114 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,862 Then... we’re found, 115 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,573 but we’re all just lost, am I right? 116 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,782 - Oh my God. 117 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:26,368 - However, in the darkness 118 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:27,619 comes light. 119 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:32,750 Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen, 120 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,044 who do not look like siblings, [snorts] 121 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:38,130 NYLES: You see, their optimism, their selflessness, 122 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,506 it’s in their blood. 123 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,800 And Tala, 124 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,136 there’s something that a lot of people here don’t know about you, 125 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,472 but they should. I hope you don’t mind. 126 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:52,394 It’s not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes, 127 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:55,689 she has also donated of herself. 128 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,150 Bone marrow. That’s right. 129 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,318 - How did he know that? - I don’t know. 130 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,320 - She gave hers 131 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,738 to her baby brother Nico, 132 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,989 saving his life. 133 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,783 [applause] 134 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:09,078 But now it’s time for us to give to you. 135 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,872 Here you are 136 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:17,419 standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. 137 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:21,173 And it may be frightening and filled with doubt. 138 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:22,674 But always remember: 139 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,594 you are not alone. 140 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,556 Everyone here is your family. 141 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,808 We are your world. 142 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,352 And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes 143 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,479 as you achieve your wildest dreams. 144 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,439 So raise a glass. [can pops] 145 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,359 [glasses clinking] 146 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,154 We may be born lost, 147 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,199 but now 148 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,827 you are found. 149 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,412 Cheers. 150 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,873 ALL: Cheers. 151 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,293 - Wait, what? - Let’s dance. 152 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:02,297 ♪ Patrick Cowley’s Megatron Man playing on speakers ♪ 153 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,133 ♪ 154 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,146 - I already told you no earlier, Randy. 155 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,398 What, what makes you think that I changed my mind? 156 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,483 - I don’t know, you’ve had more to drink? 157 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:24,653 - You can’t say that to me, man. - Whatever, I don’t need a lecture. 158 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:09,531 ♪ 159 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,129 [sniffs deeply] 160 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,425 - What are you smelling? 161 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,846 - Orchid Explosion by Fournier. 162 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,306 Right? 163 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,849 - Yeah. 164 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:36,934 That’s very weird. 165 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,268 - Well, I know my hair mists. 166 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,395 I dated a girl who used to bathe in it. 167 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:41,855 - Well, I, I don’t like it. 168 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,899 Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year 169 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,276 and if I didn’t wear it, she’d, she’d murder me. 170 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,653 - That makes sense. 171 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,322 - Here are the drinks you didn’t pick up from the bar. 172 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,782 - Thank you! 173 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,534 I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip. 174 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,036 - Or you might just be an alcoholic? 175 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,829 - Hmm. Could be. 176 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,916 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 177 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,292 - Cheers. - Cheers. 178 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,502 [glasses clink] 179 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,213 - You’re Misty’s boyfriend? 180 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,298 I don’t think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. 181 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,967 - I’m Sarah. - Nyles. 182 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,426 - Hi. - Hi. 183 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:15,055 So what’s your deal, you don’t dance? 184 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,516 - Plantar fasciitis, actually. - Ah, respect. 185 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:21,895 - Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life 186 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,188 than you can imagine-- 187 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,357 - You might be surprised. - And I have to say 188 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:29,903 that your speech is the best wedding speech I’ve ever heard. 189 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:31,822 Shukran. 190 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,824 - Wow! [woman laughs] 191 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,285 Thank you. 192 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,786 That feels good. 193 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:39,913 - Yeah, I bet. 194 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:42,165 But you don’t actually believe any of the shit that you said? 195 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,583 - Not a word of it. 196 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,085 We’re all fucking alone. 197 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,423 [leaves rustling] 198 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,301 Hey, uh, you don’t want to maybe 199 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,219 go someplace where we could be alone, do you? 200 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,304 - Wow! 201 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:58,515 That is very forward of you. 202 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,184 What’s your rush? 203 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,145 - Well, it’s just, you know, 204 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,148 your dad and mom are about to-- - Step-mom. My mom’s dead. 205 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,274 - Oh. 206 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,984 Yeah, well, um, 207 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,111 they’re about to sing a song and I, 208 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,113 I just can’t handle that right now. 209 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,699 [sighs] 210 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,075 - And, uh, 211 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,995 what would Misty think about us running off together? 212 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,621 - I have a feeling she’d be okay with it. 213 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,540 - Oh my God, we’re so bad. TREVOR: Mm-hmm. 214 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,624 - We’re so bad. - Mmm. 215 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,793 - Oh my God! [moaning continues] 216 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,337 I can’t say I ever liked her. 217 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:32,591 - Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts. 218 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,384 - Why don’t you go in there and stop them? 219 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,137 - Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don’t end up together. 220 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,638 MISTY: Say something in Australian to me. 221 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:39,848 [Nyles sighs] 222 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,601 - Well, 223 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,438 if it makes you feel any better, 224 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,316 my whole family is embarrassed by me. 225 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,859 They all see me as a, 226 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,236 as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much. 227 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,821 - Why would they think that? 228 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,114 - Because I fuck around and drink too much. 229 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,532 - Mmm. 230 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,451 - Which they tell me, all the time. 231 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,536 And then they, uh, 232 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,872 try to take care of me, 233 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,541 and it is absolutely suffocating. 234 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,210 - Yeah, I’ve never been big on unsolicited help. 235 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,295 - Exactly, I can fend for myself. 236 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,506 - Of course you can. You don’t need a leg up-- 237 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,716 MISTY: Hold my legs up. [moans] 238 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,551 - That was weird. 239 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,595 - This is so fucked up. 240 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,222 - So fucked up. 241 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,599 - But it’s kind of hot, though. 242 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,268 [Misty moaning] - Don’t you kiss me. 243 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,229 - Don’t you tell me what to do. 244 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,649 [Misty screaming] 245 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,277 SARAH: Hold on. 246 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,154 Come here. 247 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,867 I-- I give up. I-- 248 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,953 Will you just please take off your clothes. 249 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,454 - Yeah, you got it. 250 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,498 Yeah. 251 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,419 - Ha ha, nice. - Yep. 252 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,593 Ha! - Yeah, yeah. 253 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,807 You wear underwear under your bathing suit? 254 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,725 - Yeah, doesn’t everybody? [grunts] 255 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,644 [screams] 256 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,521 - Oww! Fuck! 257 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,814 - What the fuck is happening? 258 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,774 - I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit! 259 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,985 ♪ 260 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,528 Ahhh! - Oh my God. 261 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,029 What the fuck! 262 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,115 What the fuck is happening! 263 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,491 Oh my God! 264 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,120 Holy fucking shit! 265 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,371 What! 266 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,915 The fuck! 267 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,962 ♪ 268 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,339 [grunting] 269 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,717 - You’re a sick fuck, Roy! 270 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:47,017 ♪ 271 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,283 - Keep running, shit bird. 272 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,203 I will always find you. 273 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,553 [grunts] 274 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,691 SARAH: Nyles? 275 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,862 - No, stop, don’t come in here. 276 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,113 - Are you okay? 277 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,573 - Don’t come in here! 278 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,993 MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 279 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,747 Good morning. 280 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,547 - That’s a good leg. 281 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,132 - [snorts] Okay, fine. 282 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,301 But we have to be fast. 283 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:08,098 ♪ 284 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,599 [springboard rattles] 285 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,976 [splashes] 286 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,061 ♪ 287 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,609 - Shukran. Good day so far? 288 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,529 - Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it’s all the same. 289 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,322 You? - Today is young. 290 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,199 Ask me again at the end. 291 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,202 Anything can happen. 292 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,704 SARAH: You! 293 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,456 - What the fuck did you do to me? 294 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,876 NYLES: Shit. - What the fuck did you do to me? 295 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,588 Hey, come here. 296 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,172 Get out of the water. 297 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,967 [splashing] 298 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,218 Get out of the water. 299 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,931 [splashing] 300 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,933 [muffled scream] 301 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:55,979 [gasps] Tell me what the fuck is going on! 302 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,147 [grunts] 303 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,399 [gasps] NYLES: You’re a sick fuck, Roy. 304 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,110 [gasping, panting] 305 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,660 Nyles? 306 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,747 Nyles. - No, stop, don’t come in here! 307 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,333 - Are you okay? NYLES: Don’t come in here. 308 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,419 [breathing heavily] 309 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,754 Hello? 310 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,765 What the fuck. 311 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,516 [screams] 312 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,240 November ninth? 313 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,704 HOWARD: It’s gonna be a beautiful wedding. 314 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,457 - What the fuck. 315 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,381 PIA: Oh, there you are. 316 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,549 Tala, I found Sarah. 317 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,804 We were looking for you all morning, honey. 318 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,514 - Okay. - Come on. 319 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,184 Are you all right? 320 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,268 - Yeah. 321 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,354 - Sarah, peanut. 322 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:24,025 You must’ve gotten up early, I checked your room at six. 323 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,069 - Yeah, I... 324 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,279 went on a hike. 325 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,323 - Well, you look exhausted. 326 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,700 Stay hydrated. 327 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:35,036 - Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening, 328 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,287 right? 329 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,165 - [stammering] I don’t understand your question. 330 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,627 - This, this day already happened. 331 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,505 - What are you saying? 332 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,007 - It felt real. 333 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:52,429 It-- it felt so... real. 334 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,222 PIA: Are you on drugs again? 335 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,937 What the fuck 336 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,063 did you do to me? 337 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,690 Hey! Come here! 338 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,525 I’m not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water. 339 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,610 Come here. You mother-- 340 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,200 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 341 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,285 TALA: Sarah! 342 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,204 Oh my God, what are you doing? 343 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,414 Oh! [grunts] 344 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,749 - Whoops. 345 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,293 - Oh my God. Oh my God. - You’re okay. You’re okay. 346 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,628 [crying] HOWARD: Jerry! Give me the teeth. 347 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,423 The three front teeth have pretty much broken off. 348 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,633 There’s one full canine and-- 349 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,177 MISTY: This is like a big day for everyone. 350 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,720 This is a big day for me, too. 351 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,847 HOWARD: The wedding is today, in six hours. 352 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,475 - Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak? 353 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,102 Why were you in the pool? - This doesn’t make any sense. 354 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,313 This doesn’t make any fucking sense! 355 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,648 - Don’t let him in! He can’t see me. 356 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,025 - What happened? Is she okay? 357 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,109 - Get out! 358 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,778 HOWARD: She’ll be okay. 359 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,738 I’m taking Tala into town. 360 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,823 This dentist glues teeth! 361 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,242 - Yay! - I love you, Daddy. 362 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,204 HOWARD: Oh! Oh! 363 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,706 Sarah, no. 364 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,212 - Guess you followed me. 365 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,214 - What’s going on? 366 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,259 - I tried to stop you. 367 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,637 - But what is this? 368 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,847 When is this? 369 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,433 - Yeah. About that. 370 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:24,604 So, this is today. 371 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,356 Today is yesterday. 372 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,984 And tomorrow is also today. 373 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,196 It’s one of those... infinite time loop situations 374 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,240 you might have heard about. 375 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,033 - That I might have heard about. 376 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,451 - Yeah. 377 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,537 - How do I stop it? I don’t want tomorrow to be today. 378 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,913 I want tomorrow to be tomorrow. 379 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,873 - Right. That’s natural. 380 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,418 Uh, unfortunately, that’s never going to happen. 381 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,963 Tomorrow will always and forever now be 382 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,590 today. So-- 383 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,218 [sighs] 384 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,638 Uh-- 385 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,014 Oh, how about this. 386 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,726 Uh, tomorrow, Tala’s teeth will be totally fine. 387 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,520 - Which way is that cave? 388 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,398 - [sighs] 389 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,732 You don’t wanna go there. 390 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:15,989 ♪ 391 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,991 [breathing heavily] 392 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:39,470 ♪ 393 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,267 - [gasping] 394 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,685 Thank you. 395 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,151 Please... where is it? 396 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,570 - [sighs] You gotta wait. 397 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,031 - Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me. 398 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,413 Where? 399 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:08,791 - I told you. 400 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,793 You gotta wait. 401 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:12,962 - What? 402 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,423 Where, where is it? 403 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,634 - Wait for it. 404 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,511 Almost. 405 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,724 I am the Antichrist. 406 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,435 [ground rumbling] [gasps] 407 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,520 [Nyles laughing] 408 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,363 [rumbling stops] 409 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,031 I’m just kidding, there is no God. 410 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,867 The earthquake happens every day. But -- 411 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,203 check it out. 412 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,663 Opens up the cave. 413 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,750 You’re not gonna find what you’re looking for in there. 414 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,796 Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning. 415 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,714 Same thing if you stick around. 416 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,841 The second you fall asleep, it all just 417 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,260 goes back to the start. 418 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,180 - But will this day end if I go in there? 419 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,723 - Sure. For you. 420 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,311 You’re wasting your time! 421 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,899 [panting] 422 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,406 HOWARD: It’s gonna be a beautiful wedding. 423 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,991 - No, no, no, no, no. 424 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:27,954 MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 425 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,166 - [Nyles sighs] - Good morning. 426 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,210 [groans] 427 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:42,760 ♪ 428 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,095 [springboard rattles] 429 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,847 [splashes] 430 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:47,974 [can pops] 431 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,312 HOWARD: She didn’t leave a note? 432 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,815 - Sarah realized the day wasn’t about her, so she left. 433 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,066 - Don’t say that. 434 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,985 [blender whirring, rattling] 435 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,742 - Or she’s scared. 436 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,243 - Of what? - Families, 437 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,828 weddings, intimacy, 438 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,914 melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance. 439 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,042 [chuckles] Sauce. 440 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,628 She’ll be back. 441 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:21,549 ♪ 442 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,676 - And how gorgeous are these two? 443 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,846 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 444 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,723 [Misty laughs] 445 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:32,268 Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 446 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,352 I know this is supposed to be like-- 447 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:35,480 - [Sarah humming] 448 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,898 Yeah! 449 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,318 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re staying awake, yeah! 450 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:45,156 ♪ 451 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,242 [sighs] 452 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,335 ♪ 453 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,098 [exhales softly] 454 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,561 HOWARD: It’s gonna be a beautiful wedding. 455 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,855 [screaming] 456 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:20,274 [knocking on door] - I’m coming, I’m coming, oh my God! 457 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,734 Sarah? - Oh, excuse me. 458 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:22,944 - Hi. 459 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,404 - Wake up. - Sarah, what the hell are you do-- 460 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:26,531 What are you doing? - Ow! 461 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,616 - Get dressed. I can’t be here anymore. 462 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,537 - Oh my God. 463 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,247 Are you fucking cheating on me? 464 00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:36,874 - No. 465 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,502 You’re cheating on me, you goof. 466 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:42,505 - Wait, what? 467 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,175 NYLES: I don’t know what it is. 468 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:48,594 It could be life, it could be death. 469 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,429 It might be a dream, I might be imagining you, 470 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,723 you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory 471 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:55,017 or a glitch in the simulation that we’re both in. 472 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,102 I don’t know. 473 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,522 So... I decided a while ago to sort of 474 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,023 give up and 475 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:04,068 stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because 476 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,237 the only way to really live in this 477 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,282 is to embrace the fact that nothing matters. 478 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:10,658 - Well, then what’s the point of living? 479 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:14,412 - Well, we kind of have no choice but to live, 480 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,832 so I think your best bet is just 481 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,710 to learn how to suffer existence. 482 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,628 - So we can’t die? 483 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,755 - No. Uh, the loop just starts over. 484 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,300 There might be some way to kill yourself but I haven’t figured it out, 485 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:31,095 and I’ve done... a lot of suicides. 486 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,513 So many. 487 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:35,516 - No. No, I’m gonna get out of this. 488 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,811 [engine revving] 489 00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:41,564 - Okay. Suit yourself. 490 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,693 - What are you doing? - Bracing for a quick death. 491 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:49,405 I mean, we can’t die, but pain is very real. 492 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,033 There’s nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU. 493 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,165 We could just skip this whole phase, 494 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,042 go get a beer, you know. 495 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,294 Or not. Whatever. 496 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,796 [tires squeal] [horn honking] 497 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,881 See you tomorrow. 498 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,759 MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 499 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,846 - So, 500 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,098 as I was saying, 501 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:20,728 you just... have to find peace, you know. 502 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:24,190 - I drove all the way back home to Austin, 503 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:26,025 and I still woke up here. 504 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,401 - That’s the way it works. 505 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,778 You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal 506 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,905 and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. 507 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:33,366 It was a huge waste of time. 508 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:34,867 They detained me as soon as I got off the plane. 509 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:37,662 I was acting a little... odd. 510 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,039 And then I passed out in a couple minutes, 511 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:41,123 woke up back here. 512 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,376 [dart thuds] WOMAN: Whoo! [laughs] 513 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:47,004 - Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks. 514 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,966 - Who the fuck are you? 515 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,261 Don’t you know how to hustle, kid? 516 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:54,929 - I’m an honest man, Darla. 517 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,472 You’re gonna lose this game, 518 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,349 but you can keep your money. 519 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,559 - [Sarah screams] 520 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,728 Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you? 521 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,106 - Fuck! 522 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,696 [sighs] 523 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,240 That was Roy. 524 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,660 He was a guest at the wedding. 525 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:21,122 Abe’s dad’s cousin, of the Schlieffen clan. 526 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:23,791 That’s about all I know about the dude. 527 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:27,628 - Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you? 528 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,881 - [sighs] 529 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:35,303 One night, a very long time ago, 530 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:38,931 I partied with Roy. 531 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,517 This was back in the early days, 532 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,394 before I’d really acquainted myself with everyone. 533 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:44,729 - Hey, hey. 534 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,230 NYLES: I was just feeling my way through it. 535 00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:47,815 - Uh, tuna? MAN: Yes, sir. 536 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:53,654 - I know you know. 537 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,531 But you don’t know that I know. 538 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,907 Or do you know? 539 00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,409 - Do you ever wonder if people think you’re boring. 540 00:26:58,492 --> 00:26:59,952 [Nyles chuckles] 541 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,996 - Are you being a dick to the bartender? 542 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,415 I would like a Moscato, please. 543 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,000 - Sure. 544 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,836 - "What might have been and what has been point to one end, 545 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,629 which is always present." 546 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,468 - On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please. 547 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,687 - I like your hat. - Of course you do. 548 00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:28,272 [glasses scrape] 549 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:29,690 Thank you, ma’am. 550 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:31,901 To the struggle. 551 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:32,985 [glasses clink] 552 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,487 TREVOR: Mister and Missus Schlieffen. 553 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,322 [applause] - Here they are. 554 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:39,450 - Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow 555 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:40,993 that makes you forget who you are. 556 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,119 - He did not. 557 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,538 - But there is a bottom, my friend. 558 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:48,250 And it is a fucking dark place. 559 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,840 What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit? 560 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,219 - Okay. 561 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:00,971 - You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit? 562 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,139 NYLES: Trevor. 563 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,849 ROY: He’s got a bag of sweets in his pocket. 564 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:07,186 I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share. 565 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:10,564 - ...money. Um, but tonight is not about me. 566 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:12,525 [audience members gasp] 567 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,568 - You were right. Got ’em. 568 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,153 TREVOR: I don’t know what that was. 569 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:18,280 [sniffing] 570 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,200 - Oi, open up, you cunts. 571 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:22,785 - Give me my shit back! Come on! 572 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,370 [knocking on door] 573 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,122 [shushing] [giggling] 574 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,791 BOTH: We’re the shit. We’re the shit. We are the shit. 575 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,751 - We are the shit. [giggling] 576 00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:31,961 - You’re alive! 577 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,879 TREVOR: Oi, come on. Give me back my pills. 578 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:34,964 [giggling] 579 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:39,927 ♪ 580 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,683 ROY: This is 581 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:51,188 the greatest... night. 582 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,899 of my life. 583 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,446 [exhales] 584 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,408 I wish I could just live out here forever. 585 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:04,869 - [sighs] 586 00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:06,912 Follow me. 587 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:10,541 ROY: What is it? 588 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:12,877 NYLES: Your ancestors are in there. 589 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,046 - My ancestors are in there? 590 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:19,800 - Your answers. The answers you’re looking for. 591 00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:21,135 - Okay. 592 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,138 That’s a totally different thing, but... 593 00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:27,808 I’m in. 594 00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:32,188 - [slurred] You took too much. 595 00:29:33,022 --> 00:29:34,690 No, wait. Roy, wait, wait. 596 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,233 [grunts] 597 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:37,902 [gasps] Wait. 598 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,445 That was a mistake. 599 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:43,741 When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly. 600 00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,993 Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, 601 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:49,914 so he only comes around once every few... days? 602 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:53,250 Or weeks? I don’t know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy. 603 00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:54,710 - But what does he want? 604 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,295 - I think he thinks it’s revenge? 605 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:58,964 [panting] ROY: Run, rabbit, run. 606 00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:00,049 [grunts] 607 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:01,800 - He may have some anger issues. 608 00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:03,302 [electricity crackles] [screaming] 609 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,804 You said you didn’t want the day to end. 610 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,974 [gasps] What’s that smell? 611 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,435 No, no, no, no, no, no. 612 00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,771 [fire roaring] [Nyles screaming] 613 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:18,359 So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again. 614 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:20,027 - Amen to that. 615 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,779 I tied my tubes at 40. 616 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,906 - Yeah. SARAH: You have to confront him. 617 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:27,076 Right? I mean, you-- you cannot keep running from this person forever. 618 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,619 NYLES: What are you talking about? 619 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,915 Of course I can. 620 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,668 - Hey. - Come on. Burrito truck just opened. 621 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,962 That’s for you. Keep the change, okay. 622 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:41,006 But you have to promise me you’re gonna spend it all today. 623 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,302 - You know that’s a scam? - Of course. Yeah. 624 00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,888 I just like to give back whenever I can. 625 00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:50,683 Material matters don’t really concern me. 626 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,268 - With the exception of booze and burritos 627 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,852 and designer drugs and candy. 628 00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:55,437 - Obviously. I’m not a Puritan. 629 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:56,772 - And sex, I assume? 630 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,107 You fuck other people in here? 631 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,358 - Great question. - You must. 632 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:01,318 Right? - I have but 633 00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:03,028 it takes a lot of work, 634 00:31:03,112 --> 00:31:06,198 and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible. 635 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:07,408 - Huh! 636 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,119 Have we hooked up? 637 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,496 - No. At least I don’t think so. 638 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:14,331 - So then, like, who else? 639 00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:17,084 - Right. Uh, well-- - Besides Misty. 640 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,377 - Daisy, the barkeep. 641 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,462 - You know, I once had a guy with this car. 642 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:23,257 [cloth rustling] 643 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,508 - Oh yeah? 644 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,304 - I don’t think he ever walked again. 645 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,680 - [groans] 646 00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:31,265 Darla. 647 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,684 - If you insist. 648 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,769 - I bet that was great. - You would have bet right. 649 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,146 - What about Tala? - No. 650 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,606 But I have tried. 651 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,275 May I cut in? 652 00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:44,862 - It’s the first dance. 653 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,280 - And that’s a deal-breaker? 654 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,282 - That didn’t work? - It was a big swing. 655 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,117 - Right. Who else? 656 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,119 - Hey, hey! 657 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,829 There you go? 658 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,915 - You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? - Well, he fucked me. 659 00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:58,876 He put his penis in my butthole. - Yeah, I know how it works. 660 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,003 - I’m really glad I tried it. He’s a sweet guy. 661 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,881 - Nice shot. And that’s it? 662 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:05,299 That’s all you got? 663 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:06,383 - Oh, 664 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:08,510 your dad. 665 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,263 - What are we doing? 666 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,433 - I don’t know. 667 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:15,517 No, I’m just kidding. 668 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:16,769 - Oh my God. 669 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,854 - Uh, I got you, though. - You did. 670 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,064 - What about you? 671 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:21,899 What’s going on with your sex life? 672 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,484 [clicks tongue] 673 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,152 - Nice try. - Hmm? 674 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,030 - I’m not gonna sleep with you. 675 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,157 - I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous. 676 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,950 - I mean, I might have the other night, 677 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:33,577 you know, I would have but-- 678 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,288 Not now, though. - Yeah! 679 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,457 I was thinking the exact same thing, you know. 680 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,918 We’ll be seeing each other all the time, let’s keep it simple. 681 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,503 Don’t over-complicate it. - Yeah. 682 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:46,840 We’ve never had sex? 683 00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:49,510 - [sighs] Again, my memory is pretty shot, 684 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,220 but I don’t think so. 685 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,305 Anyways, I think the party’s gonna start pretty soon. 686 00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:54,765 You wanna head back? 687 00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:55,849 - Is that a joke? 688 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,103 No. Why would I do that? 689 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:01,939 - I don’t know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love. 690 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,982 - That is not love. - Of course it is! Tala’s in love. 691 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,859 - No. You don’t actually know what you’re talking about. 692 00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:08,320 We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know. 693 00:33:08,404 --> 00:33:11,240 Nobody can stand the idea 694 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,491 of being alone, 695 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:17,705 so we... buy into this pageantry 696 00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,290 and celebrate its bullshit. 697 00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:21,792 - All right. So no wedding, then. 698 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,168 Where do you wanna go? 699 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,422 - Oh my God. 700 00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:28,924 Maybe it’s a karma thing. 701 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,175 - What is? - Yeah. 702 00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:34,096 What if it’s like to get out of this... 703 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:36,265 you have to be selfless and then you’re free. 704 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,475 - I just bought a hundred-dollar candy bar and I’m still here. 705 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:40,853 - Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness, 706 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,896 like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know. 707 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:46,233 Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here 708 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,193 but not you and me until we’ve earned our way out? 709 00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:49,737 You’ve really never thought about this before? 710 00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,697 - Yeah, no, I’ve never thought about the multiverse. 711 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:55,617 All right, fine, let’s say you’re right and that would work, 712 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,120 what’s the most selfless act you can think of? 713 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,457 Something that would guarantee this day to end. 714 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:08,297 And I have full faith in your abilities 715 00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:12,176 to keep the boat... 716 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,260 afloat. 717 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,180 And now, old mate Abe... - Oh, honey. 718 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,806 TREVOR: ...is gonna say his vows. 719 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:21,101 - Actually, just-- Sorry, hold on one second. 720 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,228 You can take that. 721 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:29,526 [people murmuring] 722 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:40,788 ♪ 723 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,252 [indiscernible conversation] 724 00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:52,800 ♪ 725 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,511 - [whispering] Are you joking right now? 726 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,849 [people murmuring] 727 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:03,310 ♪ 728 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:06,021 [breathing heavily] 729 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,439 [ground rumbling] 730 00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,233 TREVOR: All right! Get down! [people screaming] 731 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,485 Get down! Get down! 732 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:15,614 RANDY: Down! Hey! Hey! 733 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,241 This place-- Get off me! 734 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:19,910 Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes. 735 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,495 This place is a nightmare. 736 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,288 JERRY: Randy. TREVOR: It’s all right, Randy. 737 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:24,540 Everything is great. 738 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,125 Sorry. TREVOR: Uh, well, the gods have spoken, 739 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:30,045 and they approve this marriage! 740 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,383 - What the hell did you say to her? 741 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,968 - Sister stuff. But I think I’m good. 742 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:39,179 Selflessness is just... it’s fantastic. 743 00:35:39,263 --> 00:35:40,389 - Right. 744 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:44,518 - Uh-oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey. 745 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,313 Alan. 746 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:50,232 Well, Nyles, this has been great. 747 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,277 Well, you know, not great, but it’s been interesting. 748 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,279 And, hey, in all your future loops, 749 00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:58,991 please keep me out of that fucking cave. 750 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:02,661 And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you. 751 00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:04,872 Thank you. 752 00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:05,956 Deal with him. 753 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,916 - Yeah. - That could be your way out. 754 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,835 - Well, you seem to have it all figured out. 755 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,253 - Good luck. 756 00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:14,172 - [knocking on door] MISTY: Coming! 757 00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:16,216 Oh, Sarah? 758 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,177 - Didn’t work. Life is meaningless. Let’s get the fuck out of here. 759 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,680 - Oh my God. 760 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,641 Are you... 761 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:26,226 BOTH: ...fucking cheating on me? 762 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,562 What? 763 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:30,063 This isn’t funny. 764 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,441 Okay, stop. 765 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:33,692 I’m serious. 766 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:35,319 Stop copying me! 767 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,446 Stop pretending like you know everything! 768 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,281 [screaming] 769 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:40,532 [Misty crying] 770 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:42,743 - Okay, I’m gonna go. - Wait, what? 771 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:44,870 - And what is this place? 772 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,497 - This is kind of a safehouse for me. 773 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:49,666 The family who lives here is out of town. 774 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:53,795 I don’t know when they’re coming back, but... it’s not today. 775 00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:58,258 ♪ John Cale’s Barracuda playing ♪ 776 00:36:58,342 --> 00:37:01,345 [beer can pops] SARAH: Let’s waste some time. 777 00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:04,806 ♪ Dark woman in the water drowning ♪ 778 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,975 ♪ Sinking in a funny way ♪ 779 00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:12,272 Hey, who’s the mustache? 780 00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:14,983 - Prick my wife run off with. 781 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,444 [rifle cocks] [gunshot] 782 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:23,825 ♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 783 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,332 ♪ 784 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:33,543 ♪ Dark woman in a cupboard burning ♪ 785 00:37:33,627 --> 00:37:36,463 ♪ Woman, what have they done ♪ 786 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,007 - Whoo! 787 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:42,260 ♪ Dark woman like a panther breathing ♪ 788 00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,137 [thud] [Sarah screams] 789 00:37:44,221 --> 00:37:45,722 Aah! Stop, stop, stop. 790 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,142 ♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 791 00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:50,227 [jet passes overhead] 792 00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:53,271 ♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 793 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,360 ♪ Cold cost of the death of nothing ♪ 794 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,487 Whoo! - This is fucking crazy! 795 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:01,655 SARAH: Whoo! 796 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:02,948 [engine sputtering] 797 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:04,032 - Uh-oh. 798 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:06,243 [distant screaming] 799 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:11,707 ♪ funky electronic music playing ♪ 800 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,501 ♪ 801 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:15,752 [Sarah grunts] 802 00:38:18,547 --> 00:38:19,589 MAN: What the hell? 803 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:24,261 ♪ 804 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:34,730 Hyah! 805 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,819 ♪ 806 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,070 [man laughs] 807 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,322 BOTH: Whoo! 808 00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:48,493 ♪ 809 00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:50,287 SARAH: Whoo! 810 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:54,374 ♪ 811 00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:58,754 Hyah! 812 00:38:58,837 --> 00:38:59,838 MAN: Hey! Ho! [glass shatters] 813 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,673 - Ahh! NYLES: Whoo-hoo! 814 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,843 Whoo! 815 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:07,721 - Sarah, where have you been? 816 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:08,889 Tala’s pissed. 817 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,891 - I missed you. 818 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,268 - What? - I want you to meet me in the bathroom. 819 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,021 - [chuckles] Uh, all right. 820 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:19,357 - And I want you to wear... this. 821 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,151 - Oh. 822 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,487 Um, sure. 823 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,447 Can I keep my shirt on? 824 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,909 [moaning] 825 00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:31,787 [all screaming] 826 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,457 [shouting] 827 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:39,961 ♪ Iwalani Kahalewai’s Ulu Palakua playing ♪ 828 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,880 - And there’s flames coming off the back and everything? 829 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:43,215 - Oh yeah, it’s such an awesome car. 830 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,133 - How close are you sticking to my sketch? 831 00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:46,343 - I stuck to it exactly. 832 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:47,427 You’re gonna love it. 833 00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:49,012 - Awesome. - Looks really cool. 834 00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:55,435 ♪ 835 00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:57,062 - Wait! Stop! 836 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,438 There is a bomb in the cake. 837 00:39:58,522 --> 00:39:59,689 Don’t worry. [Tala gasps] 838 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:00,774 [beeping] 839 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,400 I used to be a bomb guy. 840 00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:03,985 Everyone stand back. 841 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:07,405 [screaming] 842 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:08,698 - Oh my God! 843 00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:11,660 - [in French accent] Foiled! You son of a bitch! 844 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,245 You ruined my plan! 845 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:14,454 NYLES: Sarah. 846 00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:17,624 The sister of the bride and based on her accent, 847 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,584 from origins unknown. 848 00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:21,044 I’ll take her dead or alive. 849 00:40:21,128 --> 00:40:22,963 - Put the weapon down. NYLES: Fine. 850 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:24,965 Then it’s to be hand-to-hand combat then. 851 00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:26,049 [grunts] 852 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,676 MISTY: Oh my God! Nyles! 853 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,094 - How’s it going? Is it good? 854 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:30,595 - Yeah, looks really good. 855 00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,514 - And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for? 856 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:34,141 - Yeah. - And are you getting the jizz right? 857 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:36,143 - Dotted lines. Straight across. 858 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:38,562 - Ready? - Yeah. 859 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:43,859 - Ta-da! 860 00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,027 - Wow! 861 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,655 Thank you. That’s beautiful. 862 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,031 I’m not that old, though, am I? 863 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,533 [pops] 864 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:56,496 ♪ Ulu Palakua continues ♪ 865 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:07,507 ♪ 866 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:08,967 NYLES: Think of it like this. 867 00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:12,554 Everything in this void 868 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,472 the space where the candy bar once was 869 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:17,100 but is now in my stomach, 870 00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:18,351 is the past. 871 00:41:18,435 --> 00:41:20,937 - Mm-hmm. - And everything that’s remaining 872 00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:23,231 is the future encased in chocolate. 873 00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:25,984 - Mm-hmm. - I have no interest in this 874 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,402 emptiness, 875 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,530 you know, the who, what, why of your past. 876 00:41:30,614 --> 00:41:32,157 You got here, that’s all that matters. 877 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,868 - But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter. 878 00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:37,662 It does. 879 00:41:37,746 --> 00:41:39,956 You have to know the whole package. 880 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,124 - I disagree. 881 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,752 This... the next bite, 882 00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:47,839 that’s all that matters. 883 00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:52,761 - I was married for two years. 884 00:41:57,807 --> 00:41:59,935 I knew it wasn’t going to work. 885 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,145 I knew it wasn’t going to work out the moment that I said yes. 886 00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:04,648 I knew it wasn’t going to work out when I moved to Austin for him. 887 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:07,567 I knew it wasn’t going to work out 888 00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:09,819 as I walked down the aisle. 889 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:14,699 But... I went through with it. 890 00:42:14,783 --> 00:42:16,534 And it didn’t work out. 891 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,748 Now... ignoring all that 892 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,210 would make me destined to repeat it. 893 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:33,385 What about you? 894 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:36,721 - Hmm. 895 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:38,723 You gonna tell me anything about-- 896 00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:42,102 - There’s nothing. 897 00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:44,145 - What about your life before you got stuck in here? 898 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,315 What was your job? 899 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:58,952 - I honestly can’t remember. 900 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:01,079 - Oh my God, that’s bullshit, Nyles. 901 00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:02,831 - No, I’m serious. 902 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:04,541 [sniffs] 903 00:43:04,624 --> 00:43:06,126 Wow, it’s been 904 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:09,087 such a long time. 905 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,139 These are fantastic mushrooms. 906 00:43:23,435 --> 00:43:24,561 - Yeah. 907 00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:28,023 Too bad we’re doing it in such a shithole, though. 908 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,107 [Nyles chuckles] 909 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:31,735 I am not a fan of this magical desert. 910 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,487 - Well, then I just feel sorry for you. 911 00:43:34,571 --> 00:43:35,989 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 912 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,657 - Oh wow. 913 00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:39,617 Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean 914 00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:40,952 that you care about me, Nyles. 915 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:42,537 - In what-- 916 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,747 No. - In what, what? 917 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:46,082 - Wha-- No. When I say that 918 00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:48,501 I feel sorry, it’s like, 919 00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:51,004 it’s the same way that I would say that I feel sorry 920 00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:52,922 that, you know, I finished one beer, 921 00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,342 and now I have to open a new one. 922 00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:56,426 [beer can pops] 923 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:58,845 You know, now I’m not sorry anymore. 924 00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,556 It’s just a fleeting feeling. 925 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,725 - Right. - It drifts away, 926 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,978 just like, uh, they all do. 927 00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:13,193 -What do you mean, "It just drifts away 928 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:15,403 like they all do"? 929 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,282 Like, what has drifted away? 930 00:44:19,366 --> 00:44:21,659 - [exhales] 931 00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:25,205 [chuckles] 932 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,168 Everything. 933 00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:36,591 Anyways, 934 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:38,802 cheers. 935 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,721 - To pretending not to care. 936 00:44:43,098 --> 00:44:45,558 - I like that. - I know you do. 937 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:47,769 - To pretending-- 938 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:55,443 ♪ 939 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,070 That’s new. 940 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,616 - Oh my God. 941 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,868 - Do you see them, too? 942 00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:06,329 SARAH: Are they real? 943 00:45:07,497 --> 00:45:08,915 NYLES: Who cares? 944 00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:26,808 ♪ 945 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:28,017 [sighs] 946 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:32,647 Night. 947 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:45,952 - Nyles. 948 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,537 - Mm-hmm. 949 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,331 - Let’s just get it over with. 950 00:45:56,463 --> 00:45:57,589 - Okay. 951 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:07,640 ♪ 952 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:11,936 Wait. - What? 953 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,480 What? 954 00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:16,357 - I just-- 955 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:55,605 ♪ 956 00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:57,815 HOWARD: It’s gonna be a beautiful wedding. [chuckles] 957 00:46:57,899 --> 00:47:02,070 [shower running] 958 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:04,989 [sighs] 959 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:09,994 [shower turns off] 960 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:17,168 - Hey, um, 961 00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:20,547 sorry, you, um, you-- you should probably go 962 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:23,299 you know, before somebody sees you. 963 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:47,740 [muffled conversation] 964 00:47:47,824 --> 00:47:49,826 NYLES: Sarah. Sarah? 965 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:51,494 - Yeah. 966 00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:58,084 - Gotta say, 967 00:47:59,586 --> 00:48:00,712 kinda felt 968 00:48:01,838 --> 00:48:03,590 a little different this morning. 969 00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:06,092 Like, 970 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:09,429 you know, kinda good. 971 00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:13,641 ’Cause of last night. 972 00:48:18,271 --> 00:48:19,397 - Oh yeah. 973 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,566 Yeah. 974 00:48:23,318 --> 00:48:25,361 - Is that a "Yeah" of regret or-- 975 00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:28,323 - Yeah, it was fun. 976 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:29,699 It was fun. 977 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,744 - Yeah, sounds like it. 978 00:48:36,623 --> 00:48:38,791 - I can’t keep waking up in here. 979 00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:42,754 - Yeah, the waking up is always weird, 980 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:44,255 but, you know, 981 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,634 going to bed maybe just got a little better. 982 00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:50,428 Right? - This cop’s been following us 983 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:51,638 for miles. 984 00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,140 NYLES: Oh. SARAH: Right? 985 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,852 - Do you wanna talk about it or-- - The cop? 986 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:01,064 - No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night. 987 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:03,608 You said we should have sex, and then we had sex. 988 00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:04,984 - What’s there to talk about? 989 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:08,529 It’s all meaningless, right? 990 00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:09,739 - I mean, 991 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:13,618 I hope it’s not all meaningless. 992 00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:17,830 - So what, we’re just littering now? 993 00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,624 - God, nothing. 994 00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:21,250 What is this guy’s deal? 995 00:49:21,334 --> 00:49:23,336 [engine revving] 996 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:32,637 [siren chirps] SARAH: Oh, there we go. Finally. 997 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,180 - What are you doing? 998 00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:36,140 - You know, believe it or not, I’ve never been arrested before. 999 00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:38,851 Yeah, and I’m very curious to see what it’s all about. Aren’t you? 1000 00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:40,311 - No. 1001 00:49:40,395 --> 00:49:42,313 No, no, no, no, don’t. 1002 00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:43,815 I think it might be him. 1003 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,108 - Him? - Roy. 1004 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:47,985 - Oh, that fucker! [siren chirps] 1005 00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:52,156 - Don’t stop. 1006 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,158 - If you’re not gonna take care of this, someone has to. 1007 00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:56,953 - No, someone doesn’t have to! We’ve been over this! 1008 00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:58,663 I’m serious. I’m serious! 1009 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,581 - Help! 1010 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:03,668 He’s trying to kill me! 1011 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:04,877 [screams] 1012 00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:09,424 He’s trying to kill me! 1013 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,217 OFFICER: [on microphone] Sir, step out of the vehicle 1014 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,760 with your hands up. 1015 00:50:12,844 --> 00:50:14,303 SARAH: Thank you. [crying] 1016 00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:15,847 Thank you. 1017 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,765 NYLES: Is that him? 1018 00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:19,434 OFFICER: Sir, if you do not comply, 1019 00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,811 I’ll have no choice but to remove you by force. 1020 00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:23,980 - [sighs] 1021 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,652 Uh, okay! 1022 00:50:31,988 --> 00:50:33,322 I’m coming out! 1023 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,745 Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman, 1024 00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,997 I thought you were someone else. 1025 00:50:42,415 --> 00:50:45,460 ROY: Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird. 1026 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,547 [rifle cocks] 1027 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:52,925 - Hi, Roy. 1028 00:50:53,009 --> 00:50:55,344 [tires squealing] [Roy grunts] 1029 00:50:55,428 --> 00:50:57,096 [bones crack] - Aahhh! 1030 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:59,807 [tires squealing] 1031 00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:01,267 [siren chirps] 1032 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:02,977 SARAH: [on microphone] You called for backup? 1033 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,730 - Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 1034 00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:07,523 - Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh, 1035 00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:08,608 I just clipped him. 1036 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:09,984 - You did not just clip him. 1037 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,360 - He’s a fucking sadist. 1038 00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:13,279 I-- I was just saving you! You should be thanking me. 1039 00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:14,363 He was gonna kill you. 1040 00:51:14,447 --> 00:51:15,740 - Okay, well, no, thank you. 1041 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:17,366 - Freeze! Put your hands above your head! 1042 00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:19,202 - Suck my dick, Officer Bitch. 1043 00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:20,703 - Seriously, man, just leave us alone. 1044 00:51:20,787 --> 00:51:22,413 - Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh? 1045 00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:23,790 Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me. 1046 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,541 Come on, just do it. 1047 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:28,461 [electricity crackles] 1048 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:29,754 I’m touching your bike. 1049 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:31,380 Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 1050 00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:33,591 - [garbled] Who the fuck is she? 1051 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,551 NYLES: What the hell is going on with you? 1052 00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:37,762 SARAH: What? It got a little out of hand. 1053 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:41,933 - You think. - [giggles] Sorry. 1054 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,227 - The pain is real. 1055 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,895 Why can’t you understand that? 1056 00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:48,314 - It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Right? 1057 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:50,525 Those are your words. - No. Pain matters! 1058 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,443 What we do to other people matters! 1059 00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:54,320 Being a source of terror is not fun, okay. 1060 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:56,948 It’s not fulfilling. I know this from experience. 1061 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:59,283 It doesn’t matter that everything resets and people don’t remember. 1062 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:01,702 We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do. 1063 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,330 - Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him. 1064 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:08,417 I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. - No, Sarah, fuck you. 1065 00:52:08,501 --> 00:52:10,586 Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child, 1066 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:13,714 which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with. 1067 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:15,508 Oww! See? A child. 1068 00:52:15,591 --> 00:52:17,093 OFFICER: Shut the fuck up over there! 1069 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:20,513 - I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it. 1070 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:22,181 - I tried to stop you. 1071 00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:24,851 Or don’t you remember. I said, "Stop, don’t come in." 1072 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:27,937 But no, you can’t tell Sarah what to do. She’s got it all figured out. 1073 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,355 - Are you serious right now? 1074 00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:31,399 I followed you into that cave because I liked you 1075 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,150 and someone was trying to hurt you. 1076 00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:34,861 Because I give a shit, 1077 00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:37,780 which is something that you clearly know nothing about. 1078 00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:40,449 If I had known that I was going to be stuck 1079 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,618 with a pretentious, sad bully 1080 00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:44,704 for the rest of eternity, 1081 00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:47,915 I would have stayed so far away from you, 1082 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:50,293 and I sure as hell would never have fucked you. 1083 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:52,670 - Oh please, we’ve fucked like a thousand times. 1084 00:52:55,590 --> 00:52:57,008 - What? 1085 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,803 [stammers] 1086 00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:04,432 What did you say? 1087 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,642 - Wha-- I didn’t say-- - Answer me. 1088 00:53:10,021 --> 00:53:11,397 - [exhales heavily] 1089 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,483 I lied, okay. 1090 00:53:15,276 --> 00:53:16,903 We did hook up before. 1091 00:53:16,986 --> 00:53:19,071 A lot. 1092 00:53:19,155 --> 00:53:23,117 All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding. 1093 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,327 But it was different then. 1094 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:26,120 It was always just gonna reset. 1095 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:30,041 And then you got stuck in here and-- 1096 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,376 I don’t know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn’t wanna tell you. 1097 00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:34,921 [siren wailing in distance] 1098 00:53:35,004 --> 00:53:36,464 I didn’t wanna tell you! 1099 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:39,508 So I didn’t. 1100 00:53:40,343 --> 00:53:41,469 Okay. 1101 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:49,894 - I’m getting out of this day. 1102 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:53,564 - Look, Sarah, I’m sorry, okay. 1103 00:53:53,648 --> 00:53:54,982 [horn blares] Sarah, Sarah, Sarah-- 1104 00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:07,912 Hey. Pia. 1105 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:09,789 What room is Sarah staying in? 1106 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,750 Misty’s boyfriend. Come on. 1107 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:14,627 - Oh, okay, right, right, sorry. 1108 00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:17,254 Um, her room is second to last down the hall. 1109 00:54:17,338 --> 00:54:19,048 But she isn’t in there. 1110 00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,591 - Where is she? - No one knows. 1111 00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:23,219 Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn’t in there. 1112 00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:33,062 - So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night? 1113 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:35,731 She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she’s got to be somewhere. 1114 00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:37,984 - Nyles, what are you doing? - Sarah! 1115 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:41,654 Come on out! 1116 00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:43,197 MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 1117 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:47,410 - Sarah! 1118 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:51,330 Sarah! 1119 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,502 MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 1120 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:59,463 - Sarah realized the day wasn’t about her so she left. 1121 00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:00,923 - Oh, don’t say that. 1122 00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:02,383 - No, Howard. 1123 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:04,260 Once again, Pia is right. 1124 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:08,097 Sarah treats her life like it’s her own private soap opera. 1125 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:09,557 - Who are you? 1126 00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:12,768 - Misty’s boyfriend. 1127 00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:16,856 MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 1128 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:18,107 NYLES: Where is she? 1129 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:20,276 Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this. 1130 00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:22,695 You didn’t go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right? 1131 00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:24,613 - I don’t-- I don’t feel safe with him in the ho-- 1132 00:55:24,697 --> 00:55:26,032 I feel like we should call the cops. 1133 00:55:26,115 --> 00:55:27,908 That’s, like, honestly-- NYLES: Sarah! 1134 00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:29,326 - I don’t feel safe anymore. 1135 00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:31,245 MISTY: And how gorgeous are these two? 1136 00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:34,081 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 1137 00:55:34,165 --> 00:55:35,207 TREVOR: Hmm. 1138 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:36,459 MISTY: We’re so bad. TREVOR: Hmm. 1139 00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:38,127 - Hold my leg up. [softly] Wake up. 1140 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:40,838 RANDY: ...Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas. 1141 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:42,131 JERRY: Randy, you have the best stories. 1142 00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:44,842 RANDY: I know. ALL: Hey! 1143 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,343 - Oh my God. 1144 00:55:46,427 --> 00:55:49,430 The wedding guy’s here. 1145 00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:51,640 - Yeah. - I need a breather. 1146 00:55:51,724 --> 00:55:53,142 Can I, can I-- - Oh, please. 1147 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,685 Go for it. I brought it for you, man. 1148 00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:55,853 [Abe sniffs] 1149 00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:58,355 ABE: Misty’s boyfriend. Are you in on this? 1150 00:55:58,439 --> 00:55:59,857 [sniffs] 1151 00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:03,569 That’s a hard no. Okay. All right. Well, 1152 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,029 don’t mind if I do. 1153 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:07,156 [sniffs] JERRY: That’s good, right? 1154 00:56:08,074 --> 00:56:09,700 [sniffs] 1155 00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:11,494 [indiscernible conversations] 1156 00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:14,455 - Now he’s married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding. 1157 00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:17,083 JERRY: I never wanna be married. 1158 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:19,627 - You okay, dude? - Did you two sleep in here last night? 1159 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,962 - No, Tala’s all about that no sleeping together 1160 00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,881 before marriage thing, so Abe took it. 1161 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:24,965 Why? 1162 00:56:25,049 --> 00:56:26,509 - Abe slept here last night? 1163 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:28,010 JERRY: Yeah. What’s up? 1164 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:32,807 - So fucking beautiful. 1165 00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:36,769 - Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it. 1166 00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:38,104 - Uh, 1167 00:56:38,187 --> 00:56:40,898 excuse me. - You and Sarah, it all makes sense now. 1168 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:42,775 - What’s he talking about? 1169 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,777 NYLES: Your sister and Abraham 1170 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:45,945 boned each other. 1171 00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:48,072 - She wakes up with him every single day 1172 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,199 and then probably sneaks out in the morning. 1173 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,201 God, no wonder she hates herself. 1174 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:53,410 Here, smell this. 1175 00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:54,703 From Abe’s room. ABE: Shut up and sit down. 1176 00:56:54,787 --> 00:56:56,664 You’re drunk. - Nyles, what are you doing? 1177 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:57,832 - Just shut up and go fuck Trevor. 1178 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,792 - That isn’t true, is it? 1179 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:01,377 - What? No. No! 1180 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:02,962 This guy’s been drunk all day. 1181 00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:04,338 - That may be accurate. 1182 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:07,133 However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize 1183 00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:10,136 the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier, 1184 00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:13,389 the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday. 1185 00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:17,309 Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier? 1186 00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:18,519 - Oh my God. 1187 00:57:19,228 --> 00:57:20,980 - I didn’t think so. 1188 00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:22,690 - Get the fuck out of here, okay. 1189 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,275 - Abe, let’s take a walk. 1190 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:25,943 - You don’t actually believe this guy, do you? 1191 00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:27,945 - You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding 1192 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,155 with her sister? 1193 00:57:29,238 --> 00:57:31,323 And you know what, fuck all of you. 1194 00:57:31,407 --> 00:57:32,908 Sarah’s a good person, 1195 00:57:32,992 --> 00:57:35,369 but for some reason, she’s never been good enough for any of you-- 1196 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:36,579 [grunts] [women scream] 1197 00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:37,663 WOMAN: Hey! 1198 00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:39,707 [Nyles grunts] ABE: Come here. 1199 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:43,460 - Stay back! WOMAN: What are you doing? 1200 00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:44,837 [glass shatters] 1201 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,797 - Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let’s go. 1202 00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:48,340 [both grunt] 1203 00:57:48,424 --> 00:57:49,675 ALL: Ohh! 1204 00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:55,014 - Misty’s boyfriend! 1205 00:57:58,058 --> 00:57:59,059 - Oh wow. 1206 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:00,477 - Oh my God, oh my God! 1207 00:58:00,561 --> 00:58:02,479 Oh my God, is there a fork in my face? 1208 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:05,774 [crowd cheering, applauding] 1209 00:58:11,864 --> 00:58:13,616 MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to invite 1210 00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:16,493 the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special performance. 1211 00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:19,079 [cheering] 1212 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:20,247 PIA: Tala, 1213 00:58:20,331 --> 00:58:22,750 you know that I’m not great with words, but 1214 00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:25,127 I do love you more than anything. 1215 00:58:25,211 --> 00:58:26,337 [can pops] 1216 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,505 So, we’re going to perform a number 1217 00:58:28,589 --> 00:58:31,675 that I sung to Howard on our wedding night. 1218 00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:34,136 It’s a song that I want you two to remember 1219 00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:36,680 when you fall into hard times. 1220 00:58:36,764 --> 00:58:38,933 Love can get you through anything. 1221 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,435 HOWARD: And this is A Lover’s Concerto. 1222 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:42,728 ♪ 1223 00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:46,148 HOWARD/PIA: ♪ How gentle is the rain ♪ 1224 00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:50,194 ♪ That falls softly on the meadow ♪ 1225 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:53,239 [Nyles wailing] 1226 00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:00,037 - I miss her, Jerry. 1227 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:01,830 JERRY: Who? 1228 00:59:03,374 --> 00:59:05,960 - Sarah. - Wilder? 1229 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,545 Oh. 1230 00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:10,464 I didn’t know you knew her. 1231 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:19,306 - I love her. 1232 00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:23,143 - I see. 1233 00:59:24,687 --> 00:59:25,771 That’s interesting. 1234 00:59:25,854 --> 00:59:28,649 [continues crying] 1235 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:35,030 MISTY: [softly] Wake up. 1236 00:59:53,299 --> 00:59:55,843 ♪ 1237 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,932 NYLES: Roy! 1238 01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:03,559 I’m turning myself in! 1239 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,312 Torture me, I don’t care! 1240 01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:07,604 - Motherfucker. 1241 01:00:07,688 --> 01:00:09,982 - You were right, it’s dark down here! 1242 01:00:10,065 --> 01:00:11,567 - What the fuck are you doing here? 1243 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:12,985 - Hey, Roy. 1244 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:15,571 I give up. You win. 1245 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:18,532 ROY: It’s okay, everybody. 1246 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,075 It’s my nephew. 1247 01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:21,535 Thanks for your concern. 1248 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,370 [door opens, closes] 1249 01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:24,705 You cannot be here. 1250 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,248 WOMAN: Who was that man? - Fuck! 1251 01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:27,458 - Oh. ROY: Hey, hon. 1252 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:28,834 This is 1253 01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:30,794 - Nyles. - Nyles 1254 01:00:30,878 --> 01:00:32,087 He’s an old friend. 1255 01:00:32,171 --> 01:00:35,924 Tuna will be ready soon, and we’ll be out back. 1256 01:00:42,556 --> 01:00:44,016 GIRL: You look sad. 1257 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:45,893 ROY: Oh, he’s okay, sweetie. 1258 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,231 [sighs] 1259 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,692 Twins. 1260 01:00:54,693 --> 01:00:56,612 Do you believe I made these at my age? 1261 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,198 If I’d had one less Mai Tai that night, 1262 01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:01,700 I’d have put the condom on right, and they wouldn’t be here. 1263 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:06,080 So, here’s to Mai Tais. 1264 01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,290 [bottles clink] 1265 01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:13,087 - So, this is your life? 1266 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,171 - Not bad, huh? 1267 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:15,798 Beautiful wife, 1268 01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:17,841 beautiful kids. 1269 01:01:20,219 --> 01:01:22,304 Little Joey is watering dog shit. 1270 01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:24,264 It’s weird. 1271 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,684 But... it’s beautiful. 1272 01:01:27,768 --> 01:01:30,979 - What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"? 1273 01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:32,648 - Things change, you know. 1274 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:36,402 Priorities change. 1275 01:01:39,488 --> 01:01:40,489 [sighs] 1276 01:01:40,572 --> 01:01:42,324 Okay, so what are you doing here? 1277 01:01:42,408 --> 01:01:44,993 Just get on with it. You’re freaking my wife out. 1278 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,623 - I don’t know, I-- 1279 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,834 I hadn’t seen you in a while. - Yeah, no shit. 1280 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:54,211 I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you. 1281 01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:57,339 Nurses wouldn’t let me sleep. They were afraid I’d go into a coma. 1282 01:01:57,423 --> 01:02:00,092 - Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU. 1283 01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:04,221 - I had a lot of anger towards you, man. 1284 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:06,974 I mean, 1285 01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:10,227 I’m not going to see my kids grow up, 1286 01:02:11,437 --> 01:02:13,814 never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle. 1287 01:02:19,695 --> 01:02:21,572 I guess I had my head up my own ass. 1288 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:23,657 I mean, I didn’t really 1289 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,577 comprehend what I was putting you through. 1290 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:31,957 That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though. 1291 01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:39,548 This was always a good day here. 1292 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:41,884 You know. 1293 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:44,928 My wife in the prime of her womanhood. 1294 01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:48,474 Little Joey tending his dog shit. 1295 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:52,519 Libby’s gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon 1296 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,354 where we’re all animals. 1297 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:57,691 I’m a cuddly grizzly bear. 1298 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,735 I mean, it doesn’t get any better than that. 1299 01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,408 You gotta find your Irvine. 1300 01:03:08,827 --> 01:03:10,787 - I don’t have an Irvine. 1301 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:13,123 - We all have an Irvine. 1302 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:18,003 Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me 1303 01:03:18,086 --> 01:03:20,547 with the cop car, anyway? - Don’t call her that. 1304 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,051 - You took her to the cave, didn’t you? 1305 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,220 Did you learn nothing from all this? 1306 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:27,763 - She followed me in. 1307 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,310 - Well, at least you have each other. 1308 01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:38,023 Nothing worse than going through this shit alone. 1309 01:03:46,281 --> 01:03:48,033 Okay, I think it’s time for you to go. 1310 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:52,246 - Can I stay for dinner? - No, man, look, I-- 1311 01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,332 I think it’s best if we don’t see each other anymore. 1312 01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:58,460 It’s not you, it’s me. 1313 01:04:03,549 --> 01:04:06,134 - Could you kill me one more time? 1314 01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:10,180 You could still [sniffles] 1315 01:04:10,264 --> 01:04:11,682 beat the traffic? 1316 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,645 - All right. Side yard. 1317 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,985 I hope you find it, man. 1318 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:24,653 - Yeah. 1319 01:04:27,739 --> 01:04:29,116 [sighs] 1320 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,409 [grunts softly] 1321 01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:36,957 SARAH: I’m getting out of this day. 1322 01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:40,669 - Look, Sarah, I’m sorry, okay. 1323 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:42,087 [horn blares] Sarah, Sarah, Sarah-- 1324 01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:46,174 HOWARD: It’s gonna be a beautiful wedding. 1325 01:04:46,258 --> 01:04:47,301 - Hey. - Shut up. 1326 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:48,427 That was awful and crazy 1327 01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,429 and it should never have happened, 1328 01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:53,348 and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing 1329 01:04:53,432 --> 01:04:54,850 that is coming toward us 1330 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:56,810 because we are very shitty people. 1331 01:04:56,893 --> 01:05:00,063 But... I am done being shitty. 1332 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,025 [sighs] 1333 01:05:06,862 --> 01:05:08,030 - Fuck. 1334 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:10,073 [crying] 1335 01:05:10,157 --> 01:05:13,452 Wh-- What did we do? That was-- that was so stupid 1336 01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:14,911 I’m a cheating piece of shit. 1337 01:05:14,995 --> 01:05:17,205 - Yeah, okay, great, I don’t know. ABE: I’m like my dad! 1338 01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:08,632 ♪ 1339 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:10,967 - There’s only one possible future given the laws of our-- 1340 01:06:11,051 --> 01:06:12,844 - Yeah, but it would allow an observer access 1341 01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:17,140 to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon. 1342 01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:19,476 - Okay. Sounds like you don’t need my help. 1343 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:23,522 ♪ 1344 01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:26,108 - You’ll be okay. You’ll do just fine. 1345 01:06:26,191 --> 01:06:29,111 ♪ 1346 01:06:29,194 --> 01:06:30,696 [device beeping] 1347 01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:33,865 ♪ 1348 01:06:46,253 --> 01:06:47,587 SARAH: Wake up. 1349 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:51,216 [inhales deeply] 1350 01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:56,596 - Hey. 1351 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:01,685 You’re here? - Yep. 1352 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,187 -Well, 1353 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,149 it’s good to see you. 1354 01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:08,608 You look, you look great. 1355 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,902 - Yeah, well, I can’t age. 1356 01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:13,905 - Right. [knocking on door] 1357 01:07:13,989 --> 01:07:15,115 MISTY: Let me in, Sarah. 1358 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:17,743 You can’t lock me out of my own room. 1359 01:07:17,826 --> 01:07:18,952 Nyles! 1360 01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:20,746 Ugh! 1361 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:22,581 - So, how have you been? 1362 01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:24,541 - Ugh, so bad. 1363 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,376 I mean, 1364 01:07:27,836 --> 01:07:30,172 No, yeah, really, really bad. 1365 01:07:30,255 --> 01:07:32,632 Look, can I just say something? 1366 01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:34,760 I’m so sorry, 1367 01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:38,138 for lying, for not telling you about our past. 1368 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,432 And I don’t blame you for being mad at me 1369 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,851 and staying away for so long. 1370 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:44,978 But I’ve been thinking about it a lot, 1371 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:48,190 and I don’t know, I feel like we had something really good going 1372 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:51,026 before I screwed it up, you know. 1373 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:55,363 So, do you think there’s any way we could just start over? 1374 01:07:57,532 --> 01:07:58,658 - Thank you. 1375 01:08:00,869 --> 01:08:02,162 Are you done? 1376 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,122 - Yeah. - Cool. 1377 01:08:05,332 --> 01:08:06,416 So, 1378 01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:09,002 I think I found a way out. 1379 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:10,212 - Huh? 1380 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:13,507 - We are trapped in a box of energy. 1381 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:16,218 We get out of it by escaping the box 1382 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:18,720 in the 3.2 seconds it takes 1383 01:08:18,804 --> 01:08:20,889 to travel through the loop itself. 1384 01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:25,060 - And by "escaping the box," you mean-- 1385 01:08:25,143 --> 01:08:27,604 - We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window. 1386 01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:29,940 And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, 1387 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,983 it will propel us 1388 01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:33,568 out. 1389 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:35,946 - To where? 1390 01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:37,322 - I don’t know. 1391 01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:38,782 We could wake up, and it’s today, 1392 01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:40,617 we could wake up, and it’s 20 years from now, 1393 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,744 or, you know, we could be dead 1394 01:08:42,828 --> 01:08:44,538 under a pile of rocks. 1395 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,122 There’s really no way to be sure, 1396 01:08:46,206 --> 01:08:48,708 that’s why it’s a theory. 1397 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:50,335 But we have to try. 1398 01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:52,712 - Yeah, I guess. 1399 01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:55,215 Do we, though? I mean, 1400 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:58,134 I don’t want you to set yourself up for disappointment again. 1401 01:08:58,218 --> 01:08:59,970 Remember the whole karma thing? 1402 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:01,721 - This is different. 1403 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:03,098 I tested it. 1404 01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:04,766 - Tested it? How? 1405 01:09:04,850 --> 01:09:07,727 - Spuds’ goat. I sent her into the cave 1406 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,187 and I, I blew her up. 1407 01:09:09,271 --> 01:09:11,523 I don’t know where she went, but she is not here anymore. 1408 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:12,816 Can you zip me up? - Wait. 1409 01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:14,359 The goat is gone? 1410 01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,944 - Mm-hmm. 1411 01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:17,487 That’s crazy, right? 1412 01:09:17,571 --> 01:09:19,823 So, I think that we just get through the rest of today, 1413 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:21,825 we don’t do anything too nuts, and then tonight, 1414 01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,077 we peace the fuck out of this shithole. 1415 01:09:24,911 --> 01:09:26,329 - Well-- 1416 01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:30,375 I mean, you sure you don’t wanna run some more tests or something? 1417 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:32,002 - What? No. What are you talking about? 1418 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:33,461 - Well, it’s just the cave’s not going anywhere. 1419 01:09:33,545 --> 01:09:34,921 What’s the big rush, you know, 1420 01:09:35,005 --> 01:09:37,382 in case something actually does happen? 1421 01:09:39,801 --> 01:09:40,969 - Holy shit. 1422 01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:43,013 Are you scared to leave? 1423 01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,890 - What? No. 1424 01:09:45,724 --> 01:09:47,267 Not at all. 1425 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,644 I just don’t want to leave. 1426 01:09:49,728 --> 01:09:51,813 There’s a difference. - Oh yeah? What’s the difference? 1427 01:09:51,897 --> 01:09:54,316 - I wanna stay with you. 1428 01:09:55,150 --> 01:09:57,152 Look, I love you, okay. 1429 01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,445 How about that? 1430 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:01,531 - What? 1431 01:10:02,324 --> 01:10:03,658 - I love you. 1432 01:10:06,077 --> 01:10:07,621 - You-- [stammers] 1433 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:10,123 How can you even know that? 1434 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:13,251 I’m literally the only other human being stuck in here with you. 1435 01:10:13,335 --> 01:10:14,836 - No. What about Roy? I don’t love him. 1436 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,588 - Oh my God. Nyles. 1437 01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:19,132 I-- So you, you’re, 1438 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,259 you are saying that out there, in the real world, 1439 01:10:21,343 --> 01:10:23,178 with millions of other people to choose from, 1440 01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:25,138 you would still choose me? - Yeah. 1441 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:28,224 But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know. 1442 01:10:28,308 --> 01:10:29,684 It’s a world with death and poverty, 1443 01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:31,811 debilitating emotional distress. 1444 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:34,397 At least in here, we get to be together. 1445 01:10:34,481 --> 01:10:37,025 - You have lost your mind. 1446 01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:40,236 - Is that so bad? That’s what love is all about! 1447 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,529 Don’t be so afraid of it. 1448 01:10:41,613 --> 01:10:43,156 - This isn’t real, Nyles. 1449 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:46,034 Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless. 1450 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:47,702 - So what? 1451 01:10:47,786 --> 01:10:50,205 I mean, it’s not like things were going so great for you out there. 1452 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:55,585 Look, I know about you and Abe, okay. 1453 01:10:55,669 --> 01:10:57,003 And if your plan works, 1454 01:10:57,087 --> 01:10:59,923 that’s a whole other mess you’re gonna have to deal with. 1455 01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:01,633 - How do you know about that? 1456 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,718 - [sighs] 1457 01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:05,428 Orchid Explosion 1458 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,263 by Fournier. 1459 01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:08,765 But it doesn’t matter! 1460 01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:11,893 I don’t care about that stuff. That’s like my whole thing. 1461 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,647 - I can’t keep waking up in there. 1462 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:17,399 - Just ignore it. 1463 01:11:17,482 --> 01:11:19,150 - I need my life back. 1464 01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:22,654 And I am asking you 1465 01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:25,699 if you want to leave this place 1466 01:11:26,366 --> 01:11:27,784 and come with me. 1467 01:11:27,867 --> 01:11:29,411 - And I’m saying no. 1468 01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:32,706 But I’m also asking you to stay. 1469 01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:45,135 ♪ 1470 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,304 - Goodbye, Nyles. 1471 01:11:48,388 --> 01:11:49,681 - What? 1472 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:51,141 Sarah. 1473 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:55,186 [door closes] 1474 01:11:58,273 --> 01:12:00,066 - Nyles, what the fuck was that? 1475 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:04,237 - We should break up. 1476 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:06,740 - What? - You don’t like me. 1477 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,408 - I don’t like you, 1478 01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:10,535 but I don’t think we should break up. 1479 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:13,371 - What? - People don’t break up with me. 1480 01:12:13,455 --> 01:12:15,040 This is so fucked up. 1481 01:12:15,123 --> 01:12:17,000 - Okay. - I’m breaking up with you. 1482 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,460 I had the idea first. 1483 01:12:18,543 --> 01:12:20,170 ♪ John Cale’s You Know More Than I Know playing ♪ 1484 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:23,548 ♪ The blind may see ♪ 1485 01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:27,135 ♪ But stay behind relief ♪ 1486 01:12:27,218 --> 01:12:29,387 ♪ Of all ♪ 1487 01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:33,850 ♪ Liability and greed ♪ 1488 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:38,730 ♪ And there’s nothing more You need ♪ 1489 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,732 - Thank you. You have beautiful skin. 1490 01:12:40,815 --> 01:12:43,610 I love your haircut. - Me too. 1491 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,487 MISTY: Without further ado, let me bring up 1492 01:12:45,570 --> 01:12:47,363 the actual maid of honor, 1493 01:12:47,447 --> 01:12:49,324 the big sister of the bride, Sarah. 1494 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:51,284 [applause] 1495 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,619 Good luck, girl. 1496 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:53,953 SARAH: Thank you, Misty. 1497 01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:56,414 Um, when I was 12, 1498 01:12:56,498 --> 01:12:59,042 I had just started at this new school 1499 01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:01,461 and I was truly terrified of the world, 1500 01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:06,216 and, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares. 1501 01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:09,677 And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep. 1502 01:13:10,428 --> 01:13:12,889 And I find Tala 1503 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,974 asleep next to me, 1504 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:16,184 holding me. 1505 01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:19,104 She’d heard me crying in my sleep, 1506 01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:24,192 and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me 1507 01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:25,527 because she thought that might help. 1508 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:28,822 And she was, like, five years old. 1509 01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:32,075 And I never had another nightmare. 1510 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:36,412 Uh, you have this 1511 01:13:37,539 --> 01:13:39,958 selflessness and this hopefulness 1512 01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:42,836 that’s really... special. 1513 01:13:45,964 --> 01:13:47,257 It’s really rare. 1514 01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:50,051 [chuckles] 1515 01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:52,220 [Sarah sniffles] 1516 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,764 Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, 1517 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,643 but I will today and forever, 1518 01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:00,645 and ever and ever, 1519 01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:03,982 be learning from you. 1520 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:08,695 Um-- 1521 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:13,950 And now, Abe, [sniffles] 1522 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,749 don’t fuck this up. 1523 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:24,294 [both chuckle] 1524 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:28,173 - I won’t. 1525 01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:33,136 - Good. 1526 01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:37,807 ♪ 1527 01:14:39,893 --> 01:14:41,102 [sniffs deeply] 1528 01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:43,188 - You smell so good. 1529 01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:47,734 I love you. 1530 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,319 - I love you, too. 1531 01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:56,659 So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again. 1532 01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:00,747 And, uh, I hope to see you soon. 1533 01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:02,665 Okay. 1534 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,794 - That was a lovely speech, dear. 1535 01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:08,755 - Thank you, Nana. Thanks. 1536 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:13,009 - You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too. 1537 01:15:16,471 --> 01:15:17,680 - Yeah. 1538 01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:23,019 - Well, I suppose now that you’ll be going soon. 1539 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:25,563 Good luck. 1540 01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:36,908 ♪ country music playing on radio ♪ 1541 01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:38,743 - You okay, sweetheart? 1542 01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:42,747 - I’ve felt everything I’ll ever feel, 1543 01:15:44,249 --> 01:15:46,960 so I’ll never feel ever again. 1544 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:49,963 - What’re you pouring this kid, Ted? 1545 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,339 - That’s his first drink. 1546 01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:53,007 - I thought I knew how to live. 1547 01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:57,345 I didn’t. 1548 01:15:58,096 --> 01:15:59,305 Or I don’t? 1549 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:03,476 - Honey, take a look around. 1550 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,979 Whatever you’re after, it ain’t here. 1551 01:16:09,691 --> 01:16:14,654 ♪ Leonard Cohen’s The Partisan playing ♪ 1552 01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:17,365 ♪ Les Allemands Etaient chez moi ♪ 1553 01:16:17,448 --> 01:16:20,034 ♪ Ils me dirent, "Signe-toi," ♪ 1554 01:16:20,118 --> 01:16:22,870 ♪ Mais je n’ai pas peur ♪ 1555 01:16:22,954 --> 01:16:24,789 NYLES: Oh my God. 1556 01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,833 I’m an idiot. 1557 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:29,043 - You sure he didn’t take anything? 1558 01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:30,420 - Kid’s just moping there. 1559 01:16:31,963 --> 01:16:33,172 [glass shatters] 1560 01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:35,466 - I’m a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck. 1561 01:16:35,550 --> 01:16:37,051 - You talk to me like that, 1562 01:16:37,135 --> 01:16:39,429 you’ll be pulling your teeth from the bar. 1563 01:16:46,394 --> 01:16:48,813 [breathing heavily] 1564 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:50,940 - Thanks, Ted, 1565 01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:04,412 ♪ 1566 01:17:05,330 --> 01:17:06,539 [thud] 1567 01:17:06,998 --> 01:17:08,624 No. No! 1568 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:11,085 Ohh! 1569 01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:12,712 Damn it! 1570 01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:16,257 [gunshots] 1571 01:17:17,175 --> 01:17:18,468 Spud! Don’t shoot, don’t shoot! 1572 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,428 Please, I-- I need help. 1573 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:21,804 A ride, anything. 1574 01:17:21,888 --> 01:17:23,639 - Who the fuck are you? 1575 01:17:23,723 --> 01:17:26,684 - Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes 1576 01:17:26,768 --> 01:17:28,186 at a bar in Aberdeen. 1577 01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:30,772 She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town. 1578 01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:32,190 You never saw her again. 1579 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:34,108 Spuds, 1580 01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:36,611 I’m your son. 1581 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:40,990 - I always had a feeling. 1582 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:43,242 [sighs] 1583 01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:46,621 ♪ 1584 01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:53,503 NYLES: Sarah! 1585 01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:54,879 Sarah, wait! 1586 01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:56,464 Wait! 1587 01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,842 I get it now. You were right. 1588 01:17:59,926 --> 01:18:01,219 I was scared, 1589 01:18:02,095 --> 01:18:03,846 but I’m not anymore! 1590 01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:05,306 Look, Sarah, 1591 01:18:05,390 --> 01:18:07,100 from the first time that I saw you-- 1592 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:08,601 - No, stop. Stop it. 1593 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:11,521 Nyles, I don’t, I don’t want another one of your speeches, 1594 01:18:12,105 --> 01:18:13,231 all right. 1595 01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:22,573 You get one more sentence. 1596 01:18:22,657 --> 01:18:23,783 - Okay. 1597 01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:25,701 Okay. 1598 01:18:25,785 --> 01:18:28,204 Even though I pretend not to be, 1599 01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:31,332 I’ve realized that I’m completely co-dependent, 1600 01:18:31,416 --> 01:18:32,708 but I’m cool with it 1601 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:36,337 because I think that life should be shared now, 1602 01:18:36,421 --> 01:18:39,507 and I need you to survive. 1603 01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:41,759 - Okay. 1604 01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,762 That’s your one sentence. - I need you to survive, comma, 1605 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,515 but it’s so much more than that... 1606 01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,225 uh, colon. 1607 01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:50,309 [chuckles] 1608 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:53,104 I know you better than anyone knows you. 1609 01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:56,023 And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs, 1610 01:18:56,107 --> 01:18:57,900 you said it yourself, in order to really know a person 1611 01:18:57,984 --> 01:19:00,027 you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad, 1612 01:19:00,111 --> 01:19:02,989 and I’ve seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah. 1613 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,867 Ampersand. 1614 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:08,202 You’re my favorite person that I’ve ever met, 1615 01:19:10,037 --> 01:19:11,539 and, yes, I know that it’s crazy odds 1616 01:19:11,622 --> 01:19:13,833 that the person I like the most in my entire life 1617 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,710 would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop, 1618 01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:17,003 but you know what else has crazy odds? 1619 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:18,963 Getting stuck in a time loop. 1620 01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:20,965 Dot, dot, dot-- 1621 01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:22,425 - Ellipses. - Ellipses, thank you. 1622 01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:23,509 - It’s called an ellipses. 1623 01:19:23,593 --> 01:19:25,761 - Ellipses, look, 1624 01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:29,307 I hope that blowing ourselves up works, 1625 01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:31,976 but it’s really irrelevant to me 1626 01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:33,978 as long as I’m with you. 1627 01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:36,189 And if it kills us, well then 1628 01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:38,399 [sighs] 1629 01:19:39,150 --> 01:19:41,319 I’d rather die with you 1630 01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:43,196 than live in this world without you, 1631 01:19:44,363 --> 01:19:46,073 emphatic period. 1632 01:19:51,913 --> 01:19:53,372 - That was a grammatical nightmare. 1633 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:56,083 - Yeah, I’m hoping it didn’t distract from my point too much. 1634 01:19:56,167 --> 01:19:58,669 - I mean, an emphatic period is just a-- it’s just an exclamation point. 1635 01:19:58,753 --> 01:20:00,129 - I didn’t want to seem desperate. 1636 01:20:04,634 --> 01:20:06,469 - What if we get sick of each other? 1637 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,972 - We’re already sick of each other. 1638 01:20:11,349 --> 01:20:12,642 It’s the best. 1639 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:19,982 - I can survive just fine without you, you know. 1640 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,737 But there-- there’s 1641 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:28,241 a chance that this life can be a little less mundane 1642 01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:30,493 with you in it. 1643 01:20:31,202 --> 01:20:32,537 - Yeah. 1644 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:34,205 Less mundane. 1645 01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:36,999 That’s a super low bar. That’s a great place to start. 1646 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:44,549 - Okay. 1647 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:49,971 - Come on. Let’s see if we blow up and die. 1648 01:20:50,888 --> 01:20:52,223 - Okay. 1649 01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:55,685 ♪ Kate Bush’s Cloudbusting playing ♪ 1650 01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:57,603 So, 1651 01:20:57,687 --> 01:21:00,940 was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit? 1652 01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:02,567 - It’s too late, you’ve already committed. 1653 01:21:02,650 --> 01:21:03,776 - Damn it! 1654 01:21:05,319 --> 01:21:08,489 Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works? 1655 01:21:08,573 --> 01:21:11,450 - Your mom’s house. - Okay. This was a mistake. 1656 01:21:11,534 --> 01:21:13,995 - Your mom’s a mistake. - All right. 1657 01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:18,708 ♪ 1658 01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:22,086 - In case I don’t see you again, 1659 01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,256 I love you, too. 1660 01:21:26,132 --> 01:21:32,054 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yay-yo ♪ 1661 01:21:32,138 --> 01:21:34,557 ♪ We’re cloudbusting, daddy ♪ 1662 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:41,105 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yay-yo ♪ 1663 01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:42,315 [beep] 1664 01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:48,863 [explosion booms] 1665 01:22:24,357 --> 01:22:25,733 - So, now what do we do? 1666 01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:31,572 - Well, I should probably go pick up my dog. 1667 01:22:36,661 --> 01:22:38,079 - You have a dog? 1668 01:22:38,162 --> 01:22:39,497 - Yeah. Fred. 1669 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,085 - You have a dog named Fred? - I do. 1670 01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:45,670 - You’ve never mentioned this. 1671 01:22:45,753 --> 01:22:47,380 - Never came up. 1672 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:49,590 - Where is he? - With a neighbor. 1673 01:22:50,508 --> 01:22:51,634 - What kind of dog is he? 1674 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:53,177 - He’s one of them shaggy dogs. 1675 01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:55,388 - "He’s one of them shaggy dogs." 1676 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:58,099 - Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool? 1677 01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:05,314 - I guess they come back November 10th. 1678 01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:08,901 [both laugh] 1679 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:13,197 ♪ Darryl Hall & John Oates’ When the Morning Comes playing ♪ 1680 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:17,660 ♪ 1681 01:23:17,743 --> 01:23:21,205 ♪ I went downtown to see milady ♪ 1682 01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:24,083 ♪ She stood me up and I stood there waiting ♪ 1683 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,252 ♪ But it’ll be all right ♪ 1684 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:28,546 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1685 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:33,509 ♪ Now I’m up in the air with the rain in my hair ♪ 1686 01:23:33,592 --> 01:23:36,887 ♪ I’ve got nowhere to go, I can go anywhere ♪ 1687 01:23:36,971 --> 01:23:39,306 ♪ It’ll be all right ♪ 1688 01:23:39,390 --> 01:23:41,600 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1689 01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:46,772 ♪ Just in passing I’m not asking ♪ 1690 01:23:46,856 --> 01:23:50,401 ♪ That you be anyone but you ♪ 1691 01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:53,487 ♪ But when you come home try to come home alone ♪ 1692 01:23:53,571 --> 01:23:58,367 ♪ It’s so much better with two ♪ 1693 01:24:02,872 --> 01:24:04,123 - Hey, shit bird. 1694 01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:05,624 I got the message from your girlfriend last night. 1695 01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:08,127 That is a pretty crazy theory. 1696 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:09,670 You really think it could work? 1697 01:24:11,756 --> 01:24:14,425 - I’m sorry. Do I know you? 1698 01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,098 I’m Nyles. 1699 01:24:25,895 --> 01:24:27,146 - Hi. 1700 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:32,610 - No way. 1701 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:35,446 Wow! 1702 01:24:35,529 --> 01:24:39,617 - Daisy, I’d like... lots of alcohol please. 1703 01:24:40,534 --> 01:24:42,077 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 1704 01:24:42,161 --> 01:24:43,788 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1705 01:24:51,796 --> 01:24:54,965 ♪ 1706 01:24:55,049 --> 01:24:56,634 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1707 01:24:56,717 --> 01:24:59,970 ♪ 1708 01:25:00,054 --> 01:25:02,389 ♪ Just in passing, I’m not asking ♪ 1709 01:25:02,473 --> 01:25:05,976 ♪ That you be anyone but you ♪ 1710 01:25:06,060 --> 01:25:09,104 ♪ But when you come home try to come home alone ♪ 1711 01:25:09,188 --> 01:25:13,651 ♪ It’s so much better with two ♪ 1712 01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:17,279 ♪ Now I’m out in the cold and I’m getting old ♪ 1713 01:25:17,363 --> 01:25:20,199 ♪ Standing here waiting on you ♪ 1714 01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:22,618 ♪ It’ll be all right ♪ 1715 01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:24,745 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1716 01:25:31,252 --> 01:25:35,589 ♪ 1717 01:25:35,673 --> 01:25:37,675 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1718 01:25:44,265 --> 01:25:46,225 ♪ 1719 01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:48,727 ♪ It’ll be all right ♪ 1720 01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:54,400 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1721 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:18,215 ♪ 1722 01:26:18,299 --> 01:26:20,301 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1723 01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:24,722 ♪ 1724 01:26:24,805 --> 01:26:29,184 ♪ S.E. Rogie’s Man Stupid Being playing ♪ 1725 01:27:01,342 --> 01:27:03,093 ♪ 1726 01:27:03,177 --> 01:27:06,221 ♪ Let me give you a little experience ♪ 1727 01:27:06,305 --> 01:27:09,224 ♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪ 1728 01:27:09,308 --> 01:27:12,227 ♪ I’m gonna give you a little experience ♪ 1729 01:27:12,311 --> 01:27:15,230 ♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪ 1730 01:27:15,314 --> 01:27:18,150 ♪ They are full of disappointments ♪ 1731 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:21,445 ♪ They are never never on time ♪ 1732 01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:24,615 ♪ They don’t keep to an appointment ♪ 1733 01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:27,242 ♪ They don’t hesitate to lie ♪ 1734 01:27:27,326 --> 01:27:30,621 ♪ They will tell you this when they mean that ♪ 1735 01:27:30,704 --> 01:27:33,248 ♪ I wish I could give them up ♪ 1736 01:27:33,332 --> 01:27:36,293 ♪ But as a man, how can I ♪ 1737 01:27:36,377 --> 01:27:39,338 ♪ These women, necessary evil ♪ 1738 01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:42,383 ♪ Ah, man, oh, man ♪ 1739 01:27:42,466 --> 01:27:45,678 ♪ Yes, man stupid being ♪ 1740 01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:20,504 ♪ 1741 01:28:20,587 --> 01:28:23,716 ♪ Their five p.m. is ten a.m. ♪ 1742 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:26,802 ♪ Their Monday is Wednesday ♪ 1743 01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:29,805 ♪ And when you try to chastise them ♪ 1744 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:32,391 ♪ They never come your way ♪ 1745 01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:35,602 ♪ The only time they keep to an appointment ♪ 1746 01:28:35,686 --> 01:28:38,480 ♪ Is when in desperate need ♪ 1747 01:28:38,564 --> 01:28:41,984 ♪ They will tell you all sorts of lies ♪ 1748 01:28:42,067 --> 01:28:44,361 ♪ Just to get what they need ♪ 1749 01:28:44,445 --> 01:28:47,573 ♪ And man, him so stupid ♪ 1750 01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:50,784 ♪ Would give them all they need ♪ 1751 01:28:50,868 --> 01:28:53,579 ♪ Forgetting all the disappointments ♪ 1752 01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:56,373 ♪ And all their previous lies ♪ 1753 01:28:56,457 --> 01:29:00,085 ♪ Ah, man, oh, man, yeah ♪ 1754 01:29:00,169 --> 01:29:01,879 ♪ Man is ever ♪ 1755 01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:05,382 ♪ 1756 01:29:05,466 --> 01:29:08,927 ♪ 1757 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:11,180 ♪ 1758 01:29:11,263 --> 01:29:14,391 ♪ I say man stupid being ♪ 1759 01:29:42,503 --> 01:29:47,132 ♪ 1760 01:29:47,216 --> 01:29:48,801 ♪ Man stupid ♪ 1761 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:52,930 ♪ 1762 01:29:53,013 --> 01:29:59,144 ♪ Man stupid being ♪ 115962