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CHIRPS
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CHUCKLES
Dean: Hey, that's me! Dean.
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Dropping in on the wave
of my dreams!
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The most perfect thing
I've ever seen.
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Sa-weet! I'm even better than
I really am! I could go pro!
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Wait, my sister? What gives Jan? This
is my dream! Look out, goofy foot!
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Whoa! Focus, focus!
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No!
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COUGHING
Wiped out.
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Why can't I just be a great surfer?
What am I missing?
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Why can't I just... Why
can't I just... SNORES
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Why can't you just stop snoring,
goofy foot!
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Ah! Hey, Jan. Are we there yet?
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Duh. That's why I woke you up.
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Get my board!
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I'm not your slave.
And don't flick my lobe!
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COUGHING
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Look, That must be the way
to the beach!
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Jan: "Beach closed. Dangerous undertow.
Treacherous riptide.
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High waves. Stinging jellyfish. No
swimming, no surfing, no fun. Get lost."
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SIGHS
Really, Dean?
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This is where you wanna spend
our Summer Vacation?
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I think I'd rather be stuck
at work with Mum.
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Why didn't you choose to go to
Fiji with our cousins?
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Because Uncle Woody is fun.
And it was my turn to pick!
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Besides, it's gotta be fake.
You know Uncle Woody,
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and the locals put that there
to keep the non-surfers out.
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And where's Uncle Woody, Dean?
He was supposed to meet us.
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Relax Jan.
You know what Woody's like.
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He's probably waiting for us
on the other side anyway.
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See? It's safe.
Don't be such a chicken, Janny.
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I bet you wouldn't be such a chicken
if Ritchie O'Donnell was here!
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SQUAWKING
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Oh! You're dead meat!
SCREAMING
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See? I told you it was safe.
CRASHES
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Ow!
Hey, Check it out.
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DOOR OPENING
Hello? Anybody home?
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I think it's the maid's
decade off.
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It's creepy.
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This whole place is creepy.
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Argh!
SCREAMS
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Keep that ugly thing away
from me!
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Relax, Jan.
It's just a tiki souvenir.
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I found a whole stack of them back there.
Put it back, Dean!
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Sheesh, you need
to lighten up, sis.
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GRUNTS
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DOOR OPENING
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PANTING
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Surf City Announcer: Welcome to
Butterfield's Surf City!
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It's a like a day at the beach
with all the comforts of home!
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In Surf City you can ride a
radical wave without getting wet!
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Get brown as a nut while you're
eating at the Tan-n-Taco! MUNCHING
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Sit on the beach and wax your
board in air-conditioned comfort!
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Learn to speak "surf-cool"
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with our founder, Francis B
Butterfield, the third!
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Butterfield: "Hit the beach!"
"Bo-dacious, dude." "I'm the Big Kahuna!"
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CRYING
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Hodad: Well, Mr. Butterfield, sir, it
looks like another record-breaking day...
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at Surf Cit...
I'm bored.
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Er, excuse me, sir?
This is all boring. I'm bored.
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You're bored and most importantly,
Hodad, They're bored.
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I'm bored, sir?
Boring, Hodad. You're boring.
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How many resorts
have I now built, Hodad?
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Er, with the grand opening of Surf
City Kyrgyzstan next month, Sir,
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I believe that makes forty-three!
CHUCKLES
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And what would one find different
about those forty-three parks?
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Well, we do find we need a higher
lifeguard to patron ratio...
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at Surf City Tibet, Sir.
You're not hearing me, Hodad.
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Do you know who they have minding the
playground at Wonderland Beijing?
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Bears. ROARS SCREAMING
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Look, this whole Bogus surfer thing
is a license to print money,
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but they are getting bored,
Hodad.
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Market expectations are
changing, people want... Bears?
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What? No! Something different.
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And you are gonna go find it for me.
GASPS
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I am, sir? Because I don't
do well in warm weather climes,
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I'm very susceptible to
heat rash and my allergies.
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Something different.
Somewhere different!
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GASPS
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Ever heard of Iki-Iki island, Hodad?
Er...
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Neither have I, Hodad,
neither have I.
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RIBBITS
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Dean: Uncle Woody'll be here.
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Jan:
You said that two hours ago.
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And an hour ago. And
half an hour-- CHUCKLES
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VROOMS
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Jan! Dean!
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How are you, grommets?
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I thought you were
coming in tomorrow.
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Jan thought you'd forgotten us.
GRUNTS You're such an embarrassment.
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Stop flicking me!
CHUCKLES No way!
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How could I forget my favorite little
gromms, man? I just had to er....
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What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Dudes,
it's just I live on island time.
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Let's roll out to the ol' surf shack.
TIRES SCREECHING
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Local point of interest,
over to the left, you'll see...
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Uh, I've never seen that before.
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Okay, over to the right,
the local campground.
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Where people camp, uh,
on the ground.
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GASPS
This island is trashed!
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Who would live in a place
like this?
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HOWLING
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What was that? Ah, it's just
some of the locals, man,
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they like to burn a bit of rubber now
and again. Don't worry about that.
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CHUCKLE
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You live in a shack.
It's an actual shack.
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Sa-weet! I've always wanted
to live in a cubby!
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Hey, this ain't ya ordinary shack,
little lady. It's totally pimped!
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I mean its got ummm... tennis courts.
Private gymnasium.
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I don't really have time to get in there
as much as I'd like to these days.
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Oh, and over there the
pool moi amigos... GROANS
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Yeh yah, probably time
for its spring clean, dudes.
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And this, this is
the "Pièce de résistance."
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CHUCKLES That's Spanish for awesome.
DOOR OPENING
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Super sweet!
But don't put the boards away!
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Let's go down
and surf the break!
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Actually I was wondering if you could give
me a few pointers. It's been a while.
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Uh, well, grommets, the beach,
is, uh, it's dangerous.
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Bad surf.
Ha! You're nuts!
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I can see the break from here.
Yeah, looks really great!
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No! Stay off that beach!
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But the beach is
the whole reason we came here.
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LAUGHING
I'm sorry, gromms.
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Monster, I mean "Mondo" Beach,
is bogus. It's a bad break.
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CHUCKLES
Enough with my angry face.
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There's a great beach
on the other side of the island.
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I'll take you there tomorrow.
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Who needs grindage? How 'bout some
of my classic surfer burritos?
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Oh! The ones with fresh pineapple
and mango salsa? Bring it on!
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Monster Beach?
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HOOTING
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SNORING
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CHUCKLES
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SNORES
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Jan? You awake?
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GRUNTS
What gives, goofy foot?
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Shhhh! I think Uncle Woody
just snuck out.
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HOOTING
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This place sucks. I've been bitten
by every bug on the island.
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Why couldn't you
have chosen FIJI!
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Check out the break!
Huh?
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Wow. Why wouldn't he let us surf here?
It's the best I've ever seen.
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Let's find him and ask.
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HUMMING
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LICKING
GROWLS
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SCREAMING
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Hey kid, so nice to meet ya Hey
kid you're as white as a sheep
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You got to look at your face says
you never see the place like this
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LAUGHING Hey, kids
Don't go where he said
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Come here
Ain't you the sweetest
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The moon is bright
It's a beautiful night
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I'll take you down to the sand
if you take my hand
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LAUGHING
Never gets old, that one.
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Monster beach
We got some out-of-towners
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Monster beach
Mighty glad you're here
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It's been a while since
we did our welcome speech
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CHUCKLES
Monster beach #
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Where the living's easy
Monster beach
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Even though it's queezy
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Monster beach
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Say you need a place
to unwind
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If you got a lot
on your mind
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It's great therapy
You should have seen me before
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GROWL
If you are chasing advice #
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Come on, go surfing with us
And if you come for a dip
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It's a monster's rip
You better know how to swim
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You don't want to be
savedby him LAUGHING
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Monster beach
It's a hidden treasure
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Monster beach
We got lots of leisure
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Come have
some mouth-watering treats
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Eat!
Monster beach
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Monster beach
What he said
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Welcome to our Monster Pacific
Even the plank is monster-ific
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Please come hang here
We're terrific and free
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Monster beach
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LAUGHING
That was awesome.
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DOOR OPENS
Rommets? You here?
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RUMBLING
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Stay back, Surf Monster! You won't eat me!
Here, eat my sister.
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Chillax. Nobody's getting eaten.
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I don't think. No, no eating.
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Anyway, we need to talk.
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GRUNTS This vacation just
gets better and better.
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So, let me get this straight. You own a
beach full of monsters who like to surf?
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You know, "monster"
has such a negative connotation.
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Yeah, cuz they're monsters!
They eat people!
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Fiji doesn't have any monsters!
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Yeah, look man, I was hoping you'd
sorta warm-up to the whole monsters...
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at the beach thing.
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It's pretty cool, actually.
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Really it's more hot.
Tropical and all.
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But hey, you should get to know them!
They're good people.
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Well, they're not really people.
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Anyone who surfs
can't be all bad.
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Unless they want to eat your brain!
CHUCKLES
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They don't eat brains. Mutt was
scared to death of you guys.
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Folks see monsters and form mobs
chase 'em out of town.
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They're usually not treated very
well by, you know, normal dudes.
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That's okay. We're not normal.
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And not everyone normal
is a dude, man.
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Look, I wanted a nice, relaxed vacation
at a resort that has room service.
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Like normal people.
Is that too much to ask?
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Okay, okay so none of this
is totally normal, right.
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But normal is boring, man.
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Monster Beach
wasn't always like this.
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Uncle woody: Goin' way back,
I came here to Icki-Icki Island
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chasing my endless summer.
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But as soon as I saw that break,
man, it was the best in the world.
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The beach belonged
to King Aina Haina,
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The last of a long line of proud
rulers of Icki-Icki Island.
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He was a pretty cool man, man.
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I taught him how to surf and
he taught me how to find my...
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"subconscious dude."
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Anyway, The King had a son,
Knuttamutta.
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His subconscious dude,
well it was pretty bogus.
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He wasn't interested in
the island ways, man,
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all he ever thought about
was how much...
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he couldn't wait
to be the big kahuna himself.
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This worried King Aina Haina,
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so he sent him away to larn
the meaning of "responsibility"
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Did it work? Uncle woody: Nah
man, Knutt studied law...
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sued his father for everything.
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But he never did
give up the island.
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And when the time came for King Aina
to go to that big break in the sky,
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well, he handed the beach to the
only guy left here on the island.
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Yours truly dude. Years later
an enraged Knutt came back.
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Found the place populated with
me and mah surf'n buddies here.
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He tried to use magic to curse me
and take ownership of the island
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but instead he accidently cursed the
beach and everybody on it except me.
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But how come
you weren't cursed too?
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Because of this.
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This Idol,
it's the tiki deed to the beach.
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As rightful owner it protects me
from Knutt's magic.
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Where's Knutt now?
CHUCKLES
234
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,180
You don't have to worry,
lil' dude.
235
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,660
See, even Knutt himself wasn't immune
from the effects of his curse.
236
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:13,160
GRUNTS Self-imposed exile, man.
It's a downer.
237
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:22,200
CHATTERING
238
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:28,820
SCREAMING
GRUNTS
239
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:33,540
See, now what you've gone
and done is spoil the best part
240
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:39,040
and I really do hate it
when things get spoilt!
241
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,180
COUGH
GRUNTS
242
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,180
GIBBERISH
243
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,100
Little people?
Arrived on Monster Beach?
244
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,700
I think Woody's
brought in reinforcements!
245
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,940
If it wasn't already bad enough with that
current stock of cursed beach bums...
246
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,340
now he's inviting more!
247
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:02,260
I never understood
what Daddy saw in that loafer.
248
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:06,940
This Island should be mine.
Mine, mine, mine!
249
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,220
LAUGHING If I only knew
where he hid that idol!
250
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,260
Then my magic
would work a charm.
251
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,420
I could reverse
this wretched curse,
252
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,900
and rid this island of that
Soggy bottomed dunderhead!
253
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,660
LAUGHING
254
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,620
Shhhhh! Wait a moment.
255
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,820
Describe these little people.
256
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:31,060
GIBBERISH
257
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,820
Children. They're children!
They must be relatives.
258
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:39,100
Oh. Oh! This is too good!
259
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,300
Just as all those years ago, Woody tricked
my poor Daddy into turning against me,
260
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,980
I'm going to trick his family
into turning on him!
261
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,140
GIBBERISH I shall drive
them all off this island
262
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:55,700
and force them to accept me as the
rightful King of Icki-Icki island!
263
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,740
What's that, poppa?
Yes, yes, of course.
264
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:05,560
I plan to make you very proud.
LAUGHING
265
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:14,600
Daddy, I want you
to be proud of me
266
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:21,580
I'm gonna be the son
that you wanted me
267
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,740
To be but Daddy
268
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:29,380
I got to do things
my own way
269
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,100
Let me off the leash
270
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,740
To carve my own knees
271
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,380
Into the faces of my enemies
272
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,980
Cast them to the bottom of
the Seven Seas
273
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,340
And I will crush them
and defeat them
274
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,920
I will mash them and
let's meet them, you'll see
275
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:57,220
Daddy, understand
this is a different time
276
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,580
TIRES SCREECHING
277
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,420
The problem you faced back
then are not like mine
278
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,740
Not today but Daddy
279
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:12,700
This whole island
has gone apart
280
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,700
And before you say that's
because I cursed it
281
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,340
It's definitely not
282
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:23,460
So let's bury the hatchet
283
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:27,100
Into the helmets
of my enemies
284
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,940
And I will chop them
till they fall like trees
285
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:36,380
Those kids, my key to glory I will use them
to restore me I'll speak my children morely
286
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,700
I'm a cheat
287
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,100
Yes.
CLEARS THROAT
288
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:48,660
Finally
You'll be proud of me
289
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,980
Or I will sink this silent
into the sea
290
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,280
Now bring me those kids.
291
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:09,520
Okay, beached whales!
Monster Beach is now open!
292
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,380
Is he like suggesting we get in
that like,
293
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,500
what do you call it?
Like water.
294
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,600
IN UNISON
Like ew!
295
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,140
So, I've kept my word
to the Big Kahuna
296
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,340
and taken care of Monster Beach.
297
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,820
Monsters on a monster break.
Sa-weet.
298
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:33,380
Monsters? Oh, yeah, it's,
it's monstery but cool.
299
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,820
I was kinda hoping you two would
learn to love it the way that I do.
300
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,140
I'm a looong way
from loving any of this.
301
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,880
C'mon, gromms, stop watchin'
and start carvin'!
302
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,400
Surf's up!
GRUNTS
303
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,680
YELLING
304
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,100
COUGHS
305
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,340
If I were a better surfer,
I'd be liking this more.
306
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,380
Hey lil' man, it's cool.
307
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,800
My monstery buddies
can give you some pointers.
308
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,260
LAUGHS Why don't you get outta
the sun before you melt?
309
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,600
LAUGHING Never mind her man.
That's widget!
310
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,660
Shaka-nar-nar, brah! Whoa dude!
311
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,740
Who are your little buddies?
GASPS He's riding backwards!
312
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:30,940
Yeah, that's why he's called Brain Freeze.
Oh, and that's Amphibia!
313
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,040
Hola, Woody!
314
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,420
Nice hat.
Uh, that's her hair.
315
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:42,220
Does it always get this crowded?
Not if order is Main-Tained!
316
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:46,100
Uh, thanks, Lost Patrol,
for taking charge.
317
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,600
Good-to-go, commander!
318
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:56,980
LAUGHS
Aroow!
319
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,340
The Mutt!
320
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,700
Whoa, hey, watch it, wave dog!
321
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,760
SNIFFING SNARLING GRUNTS
322
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,420
CHUCKLES
Hey, take a chill pill, Mutt.
323
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,140
This is my nephew.
324
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,740
I was kinda hoping you'd show
the little guy the...
325
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,940
"way of the monster style."
326
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,040
Monster style?
327
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,700
GRUNTS
328
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,120
PANTING
GRUNTS
329
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,080
This place is like something out
of an old horror movie.
330
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,920
SIGHS Well, at least the
bugs aren't so bad.
331
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,780
Argh!
332
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,740
SCREAMING
ROARS
333
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:51,360
CHIRPING
GROWLS
334
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:02,220
Widget, I know you're a monster,
but why do you live here?
335
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,940
Oh! I can't hear you.
CHUCKLES
336
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,640
Must have water in my ears.
337
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,280
SPLASHES
338
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,240
DRIPPING
339
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,280
Aaaaah!
340
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:28,580
Whoa, I'm losing it!
341
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,660
You've got potential,
little crusher.
342
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,100
But you've got to unleash the
inner monster, little Kahuna.
343
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,120
Fine. But how am I supposed to do that?
It's easy, watch.
344
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,420
HOWLING
Monster Style!
345
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,060
But I can't do that! You only
think you can't do that.
346
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,920
The answer, therefore,
is not to think.
347
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,880
SCREAMING
348
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:08,120
I've got night watch. Aloha!
Later, LP.
349
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,700
What does he "watch" for?
Night, I guess.
350
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:16,060
I dig this place, cool break,
monster dudes, sunset beach party.
351
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:20,460
You're mental, goofy foot.
Monster Beach? Really?
352
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,940
This rotting, awful place
is just a freakshow!
353
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,620
You're such a pain all the time!
354
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,740
It's our vacation! We're here!
Deal with it!
355
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,540
You ruined my whole summer!
I'm stuck here because of you!
356
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,820
SPLASHES
357
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,780
GRUNTS
358
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,520
Whoa, gromms, chill! You're scarin' me.
And I'm a monster.
359
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,460
She okay? Sometimes Jan
just doesn't get it.
360
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,940
A good joke might cheer her up.
What's gray and white and can't surf?
361
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,340
Dunno.
362
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,620
A parking garage.
LAUGHS
363
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,460
I thought you said a good joke.
364
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:05,020
Harsh. Look, the vibe here
can mess with your head.
365
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:09,100
Give her time.
But you, crusher, you get it.
366
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,060
With a little training,
some of my tutoring,
367
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,180
you could really bring it.
368
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,260
You mean you can teach me about
unlocking my inner surf monster?
369
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:21,340
He totally can! Brain Freeze taught
me to be fierce with that water!
370
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,620
To go Monster style!
GROWLS LAUGHING
371
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:30,000
GROWL
SCREAMING
372
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,020
Who was that? GASPS Tourists.
373
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,780
LAUGH
374
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,700
PANTING
375
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:46,420
I can't understand a thing you're saying.
Stop babbling, Hodad!
376
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,980
You're not coming home until
you tell me about that island.
377
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,260
But, sir, you don't
want this island. Why?
378
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:57,780
Well, sir, if you could see this
place for yourself. SCREAMS
379
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,100
I have and I love it!
380
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,940
You, you do?
Wait, how did you get here?
381
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,220
My luxury yacht.
382
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,140
CHATERRING
HORN HONKING
383
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,540
I asked you to find me something
different, Hodad. Something unique.
384
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:22,800
This is a beach populated with real
living surfing monsters. It's perfect!
385
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,140
Twilight fall
386
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:36,740
Night bird caw
387
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,640
Sing your song of mystery
388
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,900
Soon you secret will be...
389
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,020
known to everybody
390
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:55,440
And the whole moon flock
will come to see
391
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,540
Bag that up for me, would you, Hodad?
GRUNTS
392
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:05,820
It's an island with the smile and groove
of ghouls greeting guests in the gate
393
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,720
But they won't be eating brains, they'll
be trained Wait a minute, they'll behave
394
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,820
A mysterious invention
into mystey
395
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,220
Do it with
professional consistency
396
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:21,340
And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at all
397
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,460
See, it's a mighty nice slice of
paradise but it ain't weather-proof
398
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,160
It will be even more prestine with
a little lick of paint and a roof
399
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,420
There ain't no problem
that a little bit of mini golf
400
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,180
And a tiny unbrella
in a drink can't solve
401
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,500
And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at all
402
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,100
What could be better
than a Monster Beach
403
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,740
A Monster Beach themed
Monster Beach
404
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,940
I put the creatures in the people's
beach Folks can only dream
405
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,820
But I have seen it
I just have to theme it
406
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,620
So get every bit of
frills and fun in me
407
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,220
Once we got all that money
We will scare them away
408
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,940
And I wouldn't need
to change a thing
409
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,580
I wouldn't rearrange a thing
410
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:10,200
And I wouldn't need
to change a thing at all
411
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,060
LAUGHING
You ain't changing at all #
412
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,160
Except for that.
413
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,500
Tomorrow Hodad, we find out
who owns this island...
414
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,600
and we buy it!
415
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,320
That's it, Grommit!
You're improving.
416
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,740
GROANS
417
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,220
So, what's the secret
to Monster Style?
418
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,300
The secret is nothing.
419
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:51,580
Nothing? Yeah, I mean you gotta
totally let go to let it out.
420
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,780
Stop holding back
and out comes the inner monster.
421
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,040
So practice doing nothing.
422
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,160
Do nothing.
423
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,480
Woah, woah, woah!
424
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:16,180
COUGHING That wasn't nothing, crusher.
That was "wiping out."
425
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,660
CHUCKLES
It's hard being a monster.
426
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,100
Uh, tell me about it.
427
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:25,060
I can't even see through my hair
most of the time.
428
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,440
ELECTRICAL CRACKLE
429
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,620
Uh, hello? Excuse me?
430
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,400
We were wondering
if you have any rooms available?
431
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,980
STOMPING
432
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,580
Oh, ah... a roo,
how did you get in there?
433
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:57,820
Game, Teddles want to play game.
I'm loosing patience, Hodad.
434
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:03,220
CLEARS THROAT Sorry, we've had
a rather, "overwhelming" day
435
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,380
and we... GRUNTS You go first!
436
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:13,060
I spy with my little eye,
something start with...
437
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,820
"T"!
I give up.
438
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:23,660
Trailer. I go again. I spy
something starting with "T".
439
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,100
Gee, I dunno. Trailer?
440
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,980
GRUNTS You cheat! Teddles
get nother turn.
441
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:36,780
I spy with my little eye,
something start with "T".
442
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,700
Give up? Trailer.
I go again, I spy...
443
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,140
something
starting with "T".
444
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,640
Trailer.
Teddles get nother turn.
445
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:55,400
FLIES BUZZING
446
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:08,020
So, as you can see despite being cursed
everyone has sort of adjusted to life here.
447
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,060
They're safe in the sun.
448
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,780
Which is more than I can
say for the food. GASPS
449
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,660
What is that?
450
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,980
SPLUTTER Ahhh... "Hey Madgey?
What flavour is this"!
451
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,340
Wha, I dunno let me see.
452
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,820
Chicken and Fish balls
with gravy circa 199...
453
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,660
What? You don't like it?
454
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,420
Mummy's boy, fix da Mutt
something else, wouldya honey?
455
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,520
He don like his breakfast.
456
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,520
GROWLS
457
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,420
STOMPING
Pro tip, Gromms.
458
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,060
No matter how much
you might hate the food here,
459
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,200
never, ever tell the chef!
460
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,100
GRUNTS
GASPS
461
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,620
Nah, nah nah, man, I, I, I LOVE it.
ROARS
462
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,100
CLEARS THROUGHT
Everybody,
463
00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:00,180
the, the food is g-great,
isn't it, guys?
464
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,280
All: Yeah.
465
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,420
STOMPING
SIGHS
466
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:11,180
Down the gullet, lil' man, same time!
BELCHES
467
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,600
LAUGHING SIGHS My brother,
the little monster.
468
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,700
DOOR CLOSING GASPS SIGHS
469
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,800
Something the matter, Hodad?
470
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,220
Er, no, nothing,
just mild scoliosis likely...
471
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,620
due to fanning you last night
as you slept, sir.
472
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,100
The air con was out, Hodad.
473
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,560
Yes sir... Argh!
474
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,940
Er, excuse me, madam,
475
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:45,760
it appears someone has misplaced
their eyeball in my tea.
476
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,780
THUDDING
477
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,880
DOOR CLOSING
478
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,780
You okay, Jan?
As okay as I can be.
479
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,820
I get why goofy foot likes this place.
But maybe it's not for me.
480
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,980
Jan-O, do you remember
when you were little?
481
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,820
You were more of a monster
than your bro.
482
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,100
I was?
Totally. You were a handful.
483
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,340
But you were fun
and "in the moment."
484
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,380
You need more of that
in your life.
485
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,580
Besides, these monsters are people, too.
Or they used to be.
486
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,180
And you used to be a monster.
487
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,460
You know what I'm trying to say?
No. Bummer.
488
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,380
I was hopin' you could tell me. I
think you're saying to just chill...
489
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,460
and give
these "people" a chance.
490
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,040
Wow. I'm really deep sometimes.
491
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,700
I thought this place
would be...
492
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:44,740
a sun-soaked wonderland
493
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:50,400
Teenagers frolick to
the sounds of a surfing land
494
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,340
But as soon as I arrived
495
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:01,020
I started fearing for
my life
496
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:08,140
This holiday's a nightmare
that won't end CRYING
497
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:15,340
I think they build this place
out of all of my bad dreams
498
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,460
You put your ear to a shell and
you just hear horrible screams
499
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,980
SCREAMING
500
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,460
And the cook
should get the sack
501
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,700
Even the seagulls
send food back
502
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:35,840
I hate this place I hate
this place I hate this place
503
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,940
GASP
That guy's molding #
504
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,340
And that guy's starting
to smell
505
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,540
She really hates it She
really hates it GRUNTS
506
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,620
She's revolting and
he just looks unwell
507
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:53,060
She really hates it
She really, really hates it
508
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,300
She's half girl half trout
509
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,380
I guess I'm the odd one out
510
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,460
I hate this place
I can't believe it
511
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,580
I hate this place
I hate this place
512
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,340
How could you hate
a place like this
513
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,820
It's easy
The friendliness
514
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,780
And queezy
Whatever you be questioning
515
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,700
Just leave me be
Just leave her be
516
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,660
When the moon comes out
at night
517
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,660
SOBBING You know it's
not gonna be alright
518
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,340
HOWLING
519
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,340
I hate this place!
She hates it
520
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,660
I hate this place...
She hates it
521
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,540
I hate this place! She hates
it I hate this place!
522
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:41,220
I hate this place...
I hate this place!
523
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,480
CRYING
524
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,220
GASPS
GROANS
525
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:06,560
GIBBERISH
GROANS
526
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,060
RIBBITS
527
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,340
GASPS
LAUGHING
528
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,640
GIBBERISH
529
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,220
GRUNTS
530
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,620
Ha! I got one.
531
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:31,040
Sir, I got one.
532
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,360
Dean? Dean? Are you there?
533
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,460
There.
534
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,140
Ah, good-to-go, Mutt.
Thanks for the quick lube.
535
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:46,420
That'll keep your brain-cage
firing on all cylinders.
536
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,780
Dean, Uncle Woody says it's almost
time for... Woah, dig your place.
537
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:56,500
Part garage, part dog house.
What's under here?
538
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:00,460
Our beach beaters. Dad used to fix cars.
Jan loves them.
539
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,540
Or at least, she used to.
Wanna go for a ride?
540
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:09,360
LP, go get the Freeze-man. Last
one to the volcan-o is lame-o!
541
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,460
GRUNTS
GASPS
542
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,560
TEENTH CHATTERING
543
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,380
Grrrr!
BOOM
544
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,560
TEENTH CHATTERING
545
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:58,200
CLAPPING
SCREAMING
546
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,080
GRUNTS
547
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,460
What? I mean I was never one for kids
but these are the ugliest children...
548
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,220
I have ever seen.
549
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,620
You! Small hairy child,
what is your name?
550
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:20,540
SCREAMING Do you have
any idea who I am?
551
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,580
No, that's precisely
what I'm trying to establish.
552
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,880
Who do you think you are?
I asked you first.
553
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,340
Same time?
554
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,700
One. Two... three!
555
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,940
Knutt! True King
of Icki-Icki Is... Awww.
556
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,820
King?
557
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,660
Gragh!
558
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,780
Fantastic. Just fantastic.
559
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,980
Isn't that special, Hodad?
CLAPPING Really special, sir.
560
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:50,260
My head of entertainment can never
manage to put together a tropical show this
amusing.
561
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,660
And I love your workspace.
562
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,620
Always intimidate others
with your presentation, I say.
563
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,100
That is the idea.
564
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,180
See now, King Knutt,
565
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,740
you may just be the man
I've been looking for...
566
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:06,500
You know that derelict, monster
infested mud flat down there...
567
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:11,160
well ah, I was thinking
of making you an offer for it.
568
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,220
We have a guest. Refreshments!
569
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,420
You mean the place
they call Monster, Beach?
570
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,500
Beach. Sure, whatever
you whimsical natives call it.
571
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,420
See being a "King",
would it be correct to assume
572
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,260
that this particular beach
belongs to you
573
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,060
and that, should
that indeed be the case,
574
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,060
you, as the proprietor
could indeed sell it to me?
575
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,260
Why, yes.
576
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,820
I can sell you that beach.
577
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,260
But what is in the deal for me?
578
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,180
Well, the money and...
579
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,420
I'll uh, make you
the official chief of Surf City!
580
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:48,020
Hold on. Did you say you'd officially
make me the "Chief" of a...
581
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,100
GASPS
city?
582
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,700
And I was going to settle for
being king of a deadbeat island.
583
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,340
Not just any city. Surf city!
584
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,420
You just have to sign this contract
bestowing a few things to me,
585
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,100
approving some permits, it's all
very technical boring stuff
586
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,580
and of course, er,
protecting your interests.
587
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,580
You surely, don't think
I'm that stupid.
588
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,980
I'll get my legal team
give this the once-over.
589
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,500
HUMMING
590
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,660
MUNCHING
591
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,940
That's it,
sign away all your rights.
592
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,020
Very well...
Now, we dance!
593
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,220
Big Chief! Big Chief
Finally I'm the Big Chief
594
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,220
Excellent, now as you would've
noted in section 235A...
595
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,220
I'm going to need some form of
formal deed to seal the deal.
596
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,100
You er, will provide that,
I am sure...
597
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,420
Excuse me, the deed?
You do have the deed?
598
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,180
Uh, yes, yes, yes,
yes of course.
599
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,020
I have it in a very secret place.
CHUCKLING
600
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,540
Might just take me a couple
of days to "retrieve it".
601
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,420
I like secrets.
So long as only I know them.
602
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,520
FINGER SNAPS
603
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,640
Hodad!
604
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,060
I'll give you 7 days, Knutt.
605
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,360
I'll be back then to collect
my deed or the deal is off.
606
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,020
SIGHS
Daddy always said.
607
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:19,140
If you want something done
right, do it yourself...
608
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:23,920
EVIL LAUGHING
609
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,560
WHOOSHES
610
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:37,100
ZOOMS
611
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,500
Hey, whatcha got, dawg?
612
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,780
More than you, blondie!
HOWLING
613
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:47,540
Gonna win this race Monster Style!
TIRES SCREECHING
614
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,820
You drive. What? Seriously?
I don't have a license.
615
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:55,380
Use mine. It's a dog license.
And it's 20 years out of date!
616
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,180
Don't worry, I wont tell anyone.
617
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,460
Just let go
and drive like a monster,
618
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,560
I gotta get some air.
619
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,600
I don't know
why this feels so good!
620
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,200
SCREAMS
GASPS
621
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,820
TIRES SCREECHING
622
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,140
Sa-weet!
I'm a road monster!
623
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:30,980
Now that was a totally
monster style win, Jan.
624
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,340
Love this view.
625
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,820
I never realised
it was so beautiful.
626
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,620
Sometimes all you gotta do
is take a step back, Jan.
627
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,680
SIGHS See things from a
different perspective.
628
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,240
Hmm. Now, how to get a deed.
629
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,360
GROANS
630
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,580
CHUCKLING
631
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,060
You wicked things!
632
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,220
LAUGHING
But no, no, no...
633
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,820
far too barbaric.
634
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,220
No, we are going to use...
635
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,720
magic!
SIGHS
636
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,400
MURMURING
637
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,820
CHUCKLING
638
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,940
Now, charm her with your eyes!
639
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,480
GRUNTING
640
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,440
MURMURING
641
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,460
Dean: Super sa-weet!
642
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,980
Does he...
Shh. Dude is an artiste.
643
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,280
Or a monster tiste?
Best to let him do his thing.
644
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,300
Nice. A board to bring
out your inner monster.
645
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,300
Can you make me one?
Hey!
646
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,820
Can you make both of us one?
For sure.
647
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,140
Mutt here already helped me cut the
blanks for your monster boards.
648
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,780
You gotta help me shape 'em.
Coolio?
649
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,060
IN UNISON
Absolutely!
650
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,280
I got all my surfing here
It's on my bedroom wall
651
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,780
Looking down on me expectedly
I want to show them all
652
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:33,300
'Cause I know everything that
you can know about the surf
653
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:38,180
I've been dreaming of the perfect tube
ride since the moment of my birth
654
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,060
But when I get out there
655
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,740
I just can't compare
656
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,180
To these monster freaks
657
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:51,300
How they ride
those foamy peaks
658
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,460
Get off of my ear
you monster
659
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,420
ROAR
Do it monster's style #
660
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,420
Get off of my ear
you monster
661
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:04,460
When I find it I'll stop trying
to catch the perfect wave
662
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,180
I'll let the wave catch me
663
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,060
That's the way to surf
monsterously
664
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,700
Monster style, monster style
665
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,260
Now you get it, kid
666
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,380
Monster style, monster style
667
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,580
Get off on your end,
you monster
668
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,540
Do it just like us
669
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,500
Get off on your end,
you monster
670
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,620
You're thinking way too much
671
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,420
Get up on the board
and loose your mind
672
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,340
Just check out for a while
673
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,800
That's the way
to surfing monster's style
674
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,500
Butterfield: What do you mean you are
having problems with the workers?
675
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,820
You're like that stress induced rash of
yours, Hodad, irritating and totally useless!
676
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,820
Oh no, sir. I did have some
problems with the er,
677
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:01,220
some union issues sir,
but I can assure...
678
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,380
it's all sorted out.
679
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,900
We are right on
schedule for phase 2, sir.
680
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,540
You really should come down here
and see it for yourself...
681
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,940
SCREAMS
I have...
682
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:16,180
Yes, sir! Well, I think this
calls for a little celebration.
683
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,940
Look, I even got your favourite
little umbrella!
684
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,820
Celebrate? GLASS BREAKING
Just make sure everything
685
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,980
is ready for the big day
tomorrow, Hodad.
686
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,500
It's time to turn Monster Beach
into Monster Beach TM!
687
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,700
You trademarked the beach, sir?
Of course I did.
688
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,000
Now. Lets go pick up my deed.
689
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,580
CHUCKLING I'm so glad we
came here, Uncle Woody.
690
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,940
Best-vacation-ever.
691
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:50,900
Alright, my fellow Compadres,
surfers, monsters and uh...
692
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,200
SCOFFS Whatever it is you're
classified as Boogie.
693
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,260
I like to say something.
694
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,820
It has been
most "privalegous"...
695
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,460
to have been the caretaker
of Monster Beach...
696
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,300
since the passing of my buddy,
697
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,460
the great king aina haina.
698
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,020
But as you some of you may
or may not know,
699
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,580
something happened to me
some months back.
700
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,720
Something really deep
and profound man...
701
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:19,340
But I forgot what it was...
Oh, yeah!
702
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,180
My parakeet died, man!
703
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,020
I loved that parakeet!
704
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,900
One day he just dropped straight
off his perch for no reason.
705
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,500
Or maybe there was that little
dude used to party pretty hard...
706
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,140
but the point was man,
"what would happen...
707
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:35,560
if without warning, I fell off
my "metaphorical perch", man?
708
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,540
I'm glad you like it here, Jan
709
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:43,980
Because, well, my plan is
to give you kids Monster Beach.
710
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,940
Give us the beach?
That's right.
711
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,020
This place is special
and it needs a guardian.
712
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,620
Someone to act on behalf of the these
guys with the rest of the world.
713
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:56,300
But, Uncle Woody,
you're not leaving, are you?
714
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,020
Nah. I don't think so.
715
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,340
Uh, nope.
Not for a long time, I hope.
716
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,560
But it's time for me to let a new
generation take care of this place.
717
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,380
SIGHS
Nah, forget it, dudes.
718
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,180
I'm happy to announce
that my little gromms...
719
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,180
Jan and Dean
are now official members...
720
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,160
of the Monster Beach Beach Club!
721
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,700
SNORE
722
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,620
CHUCKLING
723
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,720
GASPS
724
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,020
Goofy foot.
725
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,900
BLAAGH
726
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,720
MURMURING
727
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,500
Yes.
728
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,920
I will bring the deed
to King Knut.
729
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:06,620
Jan: I will bring the deed
to King Knut.
730
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:10,240
Oh. And you have,
thank-you very much.
731
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,440
CHUCKLING
732
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,700
Thank you, little girl,
733
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,660
please go away now
734
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:26,160
and do whatever
it is little girls do!
735
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,840
Monster Beach is now, mine!
736
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,420
Ours, actually. CHUCKLING Yes!
737
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,180
Yes of course. Of course.
738
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,380
And this means,
that once you build this city...
739
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,620
I will be the Big Chief.
GIGGLES
740
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,380
Knutt, a city
like you've never seen before.
741
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,480
Yeah!
CHUCKLING
742
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,140
Well, nice dealing with you,
Nutso.
743
00:49:56,240 --> 00:50:00,580
But I'll be needing you to clear out of my
office so as to give the decorators
some space.
744
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,940
What? Your office?
745
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,660
But I'm The Big Chief!
746
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,180
Yes, you are...
747
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,460
the Big Chief Entertainer
at the Monster Beach...
748
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,940
Trademark.
Nightly beach party.
749
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,340
Read your contract.
750
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,580
GRUNTING
Outrageous!
751
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,920
I shall curse you!
752
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,460
What?
753
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,460
But... I... Take your
act on the road, Chief!
754
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,800
Hodad, make sure you lock up
this place up nice and tight!
755
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,780
Okay, beached whales!
756
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,180
Monster beach is now open?
757
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,140
CHATTERING
758
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,740
HORN HONKING
759
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,900
Excuse me,
is the eyeball soup gluten free?
760
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,740
Because, I'm intolerant...
761
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,300
Um, is the rat burger
free range?
762
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,820
Um, I asked for a No-foam, 130
degrees, nonfat, freetrade barfacino?
763
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,340
GLASS BREAKING
GIBBERISH
764
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,540
GULPS
765
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,880
PURRING
ROAR
766
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,740
SNORE
767
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,880
YAWNING
GROANS
768
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,320
STOMPING
769
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,340
CAMERA SNAPS
SCREAMS
770
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,820
CHATTERING
771
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,600
CAMERA SNAPS
GASPS
772
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:37,180
Hiya dudes and dudettes, welcome
to Brain Freeze's surf shack.
773
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,300
To surf the break,
you'll need a board
774
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,380
and we have a wide
range available...
775
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,340
staring from just $800 and up...
776
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,380
What's that?
I forget, what I'm saying.
777
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,660
Oops!
Brain Freeze's...
778
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,940
LAUGHING
779
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,240
Oh, dude. Not cool!
780
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,000
HORN HONKING
781
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,300
They won't stop!
782
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,500
Uncle Woody, what's going on?
I don't know, little dudes.
783
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,820
But I'm gonna find out.
Amphibia. Whats going on?
784
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,420
I have no idea.
785
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,460
I wake up to the sound
of dolphins
786
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,100
performing in my lagoon!
787
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,820
LAUGHING
Here they are, everyone!
788
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,940
My stars of monster beach!
789
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,020
Who's the Barney?
Excuse me...
790
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,780
Francis B. Butterfield,
the third. Your Boss!
791
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,380
Dude, the woodburger barely
even works for himself.
792
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,300
He's the guy
that owns Surf City.
793
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,180
Then in that case
as new owner of Monster Beach,
794
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,700
I would like to inform you that you are
all officially squatting on my property.
795
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,100
GASPS
796
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,100
I'll tear him to pieces!
797
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,140
And I'll tear those pieces to pieces!
SNARLING
798
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:53,660
Chill, guys,
he can't do anything.
799
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:57,700
Look, I own this beach
and I have the deed to prove it.
800
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,420
CHUCKLING
Oh! You mean, this deed?
801
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:06,500
The deed sold to me
by the king of Iki-Iki island?
802
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,140
But Janny, how did he...?
803
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,580
I, I, thought I was dreaming.
804
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,980
There was a man,
with a flaming head.
805
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,700
He tricked me!
806
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,580
Knutt!
Knutt: It's true.
807
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,620
The girl speaks the truth...
808
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,740
What?
It was him!
809
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,900
He put a spell on me and made me
give him the deed, Uncle Woody.
810
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,140
I'm sorry.
811
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,540
What?
Yes,
812
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,740
look, it is possible
that I did do that.
813
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:39,820
But it's hardly my fault,
being practically orphaned.
814
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,020
I never learned
right from wrong...
815
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,500
Society is to blame really
when you think about it.
816
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,980
You went to Oxford, dude!
817
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:52,020
And didn't that just
mess me up!
818
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,100
SOBBING
819
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,500
Wait a second.
820
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,500
Is any of this even legal?
821
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,660
I have all
the notarized paperwork.
822
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,340
Bottom line: Monster Beach TM
now belongs entirely to me!
823
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,880
Oh, on that topic. You all thus
collectively owe me...
824
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,060
$235,000 and 40 cents.
825
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,140
In backpayed rent.
GASP
826
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,340
We don't have
that kinda money, man!
827
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,540
Technically,
I don't even have a job.
828
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,640
Ah ha! You do now, big guy.
829
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,480
Just make sure he does
something about that hair.
830
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,920
Hope you have a permit for that.
831
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,260
GLASS BREAKING
Ew! Embalming.
832
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,980
Call an embalmer.
833
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,740
RETCHES
834
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,500
Get him wormed, de-flead,
and Rabies shots.
835
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,900
Actually,
Rabies shots for everyone.
836
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,220
Anyway's, looking forward
to working with you all.
837
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,460
The kids are just gonna love ya!
838
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,620
He can't really do this,
can he, Uncle Woody?
839
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,720
Dean: Can he?
840
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,280
SIREN WHOOPS AND BLARES
841
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,940
SIREN WHOOPS
842
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:15,940
I never would have thought my
last night on Monster Beach...
843
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,700
would be like this.
844
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,460
No way! I can't believe
there's nothing we can do.
845
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,460
Well, troops, it looks like
tonight will be our...
846
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,560
last patrol.
847
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,820
What is wrong with all of you?
848
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,060
I can't believe,
I'm hearing this!
849
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:38,740
Look, I hated this place at first,
but I can't imagine just giving up!
850
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,020
Jan: Just throwing
in the beach towel!
851
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,020
We have to fight them!
We can't just go to pieces!
852
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,500
Totally with you,
but what do we do?
853
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,660
I say the Deed
was stolen from us,
854
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,260
so we issue an order
to steal it back!
855
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,060
Uh, Lost Patrol,
I don't think...
856
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,300
No, no. LP is right.
857
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,620
He is?
We have to fight.
858
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:03,460
Listen up, surf-rats,
859
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,620
we could fight them with
legal battles and court actions,
860
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:10,660
but that might take hundreds of
years and cost millions of dollars.
861
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,340
No, we have to do something...
862
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,060
Totally monster style!
Right.
863
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,820
A monster plan so raggin',
so bodacious,
864
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,260
so aggro
they'll never see it coming!
865
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,100
Sounds like we'll need
some crazy magic to pull it off.
866
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,820
Oh, we will.
867
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,040
And I know someone
who can help with that.
868
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:43,180
GROANS
869
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,200
GRUNTING
SCREAMS
870
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:55,420
LAUGHING
871
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,520
Aye!
872
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,120
GROANS
873
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,880
SCREAMS
874
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,240
WHISTLES
875
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,080
GLASS BREAKING
876
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,280
MOANING
877
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:37,020
Poppa, it's time
to make some magic!
878
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,120
Lights!
879
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:43,880
DIALECT SONG
880
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,040
DIALECT SONG
881
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,720
CLAPPING
882
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,700
Whoa!
883
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,500
Biggest break
I've seen in a long time.
884
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,820
Biggest high tide of the year.
885
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,460
Really big. Really high.
886
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,820
You two can totally do this.
887
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,780
Just use
your Monster Style training.
888
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,300
Well, here you go, dudes.
889
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,260
Shaped for my favourite
little monsters.
890
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,140
IN UNISON
Whoa, cool!
891
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,100
Now, Amphibia's going to help
you get out past the break.
892
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,940
But on the way back,
you're on your own gromms.
893
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,980
Just remember what taught you.
894
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:28,500
Feel your inner monster, dude.
In here.
895
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,300
Right. Mutt, Brain Freeze and I will be
waiting in the beaters for the getaway.
896
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:36,660
That's the plan. Or at least, I'm
pretty sure that's the plan?
897
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,660
Uncle Woody: Be careful.
898
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:43,920
Oh, and please don't tell
your mum I let you do this.
899
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:46,780
STRUGGLING
900
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,340
Jan: This surf's totally huge.
901
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,620
Can, can we do this?
902
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,620
Just remember
what Brain Freeze taught you!
903
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,720
You'll be fine!
904
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Surf's up!
905
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,920
GASPING
906
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,600
SNORES
907
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,760
Shhh.
908
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,420
Wait right there!
909
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:43,740
There is a half a percent missing from
this quarterly earning statement!
910
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,800
You can't let sloppy wor, hmm.
911
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,120
DOOR OPENING
912
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,240
SNORES
913
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,560
GRUNTS
914
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,800
ALAMING
SCREAMING
915
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,900
You woke me up on
the wrong side of the bed!
916
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,700
This doesn't belong to you.
917
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,800
Come back here!
918
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,660
What? What the--? Hodad! Don't
just stand there, you nincompoop!
919
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,840
Fire up the chopper! Hurry!
920
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,520
PANTING
921
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:47,640
Hang tough, Dean.
Whoa, I'm trying, I'm trying!
922
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,080
The girl, get the girl!
923
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,620
Jan!
924
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,920
YELLING
It's up to you! Goofy foot!
925
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,460
GROANS
I'm so losing it!
926
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,740
You better figure out this whole
Monster Style thing pretty quick!
927
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:16,060
The secret is nothing.
928
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,740
PANTING
929
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,240
Yeah! Yeah!
EVIL LAUGHS
930
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,440
I'm just learning to relax
and go monster style!
931
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,720
Dean: Yeah!
932
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,280
GASPS
933
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,080
SCREAMS
934
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:48,760
Ah!
935
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,600
CHUCKLING
936
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,500
Are you thinking what I'm
thinking, Goofy Foot? On three!
937
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:04,040
IN UNISON One. Two.
Three! SCREAMING
938
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,600
Woo hoo!
939
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:12,240
Ah! You lost them, Hodad,
you nit wit! Turn back!
940
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,240
GASPS
941
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,300
SNIFFING
GROWLS
942
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,320
I love the smell of coconut
in the morning!
943
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,240
Jan: Ah!
944
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,420
IN UNISON
Whoa!
945
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,080
WHOOSHES
946
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:39,920
SCREAMING
947
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,320
GROANING
948
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:54,360
Come on, boys.
Looks like a no show.
949
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,680
SPLASHES
950
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:06,560
RUMBLING
951
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,340
Widget: Attention, Visitors.
952
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:13,340
Due the threat of impending doom,
Monster Beach is now closed.
953
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,100
Please make your way
to the exits.
954
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,980
We hope you enjoyed your stay.
955
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,980
Oh, and don't forget to stop
by the gift shop.
956
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,480
SCREAMING
957
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,800
Jan! Gimme your hand!
958
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:32,080
SNIFFING
959
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,480
No!
960
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:47,240
Hey! You'll need a reserv...
961
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:05,720
SCREAMS
962
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,360
Whoa!
963
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,060
Look. Uncle Woody! We got it!
Yeah!
964
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,320
Butterfield: Sure you do kid!
LAUGHS
965
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,280
EVIL LAUGHING
966
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:32,280
The deed! Is mine!
CHUCKLING
967
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,260
LAUGHS
968
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,380
GROANS
MUNCHING
969
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,480
MUMBLES
970
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,080
SCREAMS
971
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:52,160
EVIL LAUGHS
972
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,740
My beach!
973
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,740
We've been through
this before, Knutt!
974
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,900
Your dad left it to me!
975
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,780
GROANS
976
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,880
And I gave it to them!
977
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,640
MOANING
978
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,440
Whoa.
979
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,820
SCREAMING
980
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:19,260
TIRES SCREECHING
981
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:21,540
Whoa!
982
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:25,220
SCREAMS
983
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,320
Whoa!
984
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,840
CLICKS
985
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,260
Butterfield: Yeah!
LAUGHS
986
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,280
GRUNTS
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
987
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:49,520
SCREAMING
988
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,160
SIGHS
989
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:03,560
SCREAMING
990
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:09,260
CHATTERING
CHUCKLING
991
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:13,720
LAUGHING
992
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,720
BOOM
993
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,440
GROANS
994
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,260
Dean!
995
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,360
YELLING
996
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,300
I can almost reach it!
997
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,200
Uh, kid, something
is happening down there.
998
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:08,020
Look, it's working!
999
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,540
CHUCKLING
Gah!
1000
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,640
Everyone is leaving!
1001
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,180
Help me, please.
I can't hold on.
1002
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,100
I have no muscle tone.
1003
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:20,540
Ah. The deed.
Get the kid to give me the deed.
1004
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,940
Sir, but I'm...
1005
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,580
I'm slipping.
Almost. Got. It.
1006
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:29,020
Kid, hand me the deed
and I'll pull you both up.
1007
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:31,120
But, sir...
1008
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,700
Come' on, Janny. We better go.
1009
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,660
This mother's bout to blow.
1010
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,740
But, but...
1011
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:45,580
Hodad! You get back here and
bring me my deed or so help me,
1012
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:48,280
there will be
no Christmas bonus this year!
1013
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:55,240
LAUGHING
1014
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,880
SCREAMS
1015
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,240
RUMBLE
1016
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,520
We gotta book it off the beach!
1017
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:14,840
Whoa!
1018
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,340
King. Aina haina?
1019
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:23,040
Daddy?
SCREAMING
1020
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,180
GASPING
1021
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,280
Eh?
GLASS BREAKING
1022
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:37,840
GASPS
1023
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:44,920
Look! It's Dean!
1024
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:53,980
Oh! Too cool! That's my
little grommit man! Alright!
1025
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:58,340
Now, that's what I call monster style!
CHUCKLES
1026
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,580
Yeah!
HOWLING
1027
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,220
GROANS
1028
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:06,720
MURMURING
1029
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:14,220
CHEERING
Crusher! You did it!
1030
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:16,140
Super sa-weet, huh?
1031
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:19,020
Nice work, Goofy Foot.
Ow!
1032
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,760
Don't you ever
Do that to me again!
1033
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:27,760
Oh, uh, it seems
someone has left their... Aah!
1034
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:31,500
SCREAMS
1035
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,500
LAUGHING
1036
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:37,780
I now pronounce you. Stress Leave!
CHUCKLES
1037
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,180
Ha ha. That's the spirit.
1038
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,280
Look!
GASPS
1039
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:45,480
SPLASHES
1040
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,940
COUGHS
1041
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,040
Help me.
1042
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,180
Help me.
1043
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:55,500
I can't swim.
COUGHS
1044
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,420
Not until you give us
our deed back!
1045
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,980
Take it! Take it!
COUGHS
1046
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,060
Butterfield:
Just get me out of the water!
1047
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:06,160
I hate the water.
1048
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,500
A beach resort tycoon
and he's scared of water!
1049
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,900
Go figure! Totally bogus, dude!
Woah, dude.
1050
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:18,880
I am not letting this thing
out of my sight again.
1051
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,340
Well, that's about it.
1052
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:24,460
That's the end of the story.
1053
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:27,340
Oooh. This is really quite fun.
1054
01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:30,460
Dean: Oh, and if you ever wondered
what happened to Butterfield,
1055
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,820
turns out he didn't have
a building permit.
1056
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:36,180
Apparently the Judge
was really tough.
1057
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,060
IN UNISON
Guilty, guilty, guilty.
1058
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:42,380
Last I heard Butterfield was living
in a trailer park somewhere.
1059
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:48,620
I spy something start with "T".
GROANS
1060
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:54,460
Dean: As for me, I found the wave of
my dreams on a beach full of monsters.
1061
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,060
How sa-weet is that?
1062
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,980
Totally Monster Style sa-weet,
goofy foot!
1063
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,460
Dean: Hey, my wave, Jan!
1064
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,640
LAUGHING
79028
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