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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,743 I don't see the listing for Bourg-Saint-Maurice. 3 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,659 I'm not surprised, this is Saint-Lazare. 4 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:09,744 It's written Saint-Lazare on my ticket. 5 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,202 - Is it my eyes? - I think so. 6 00:01:14,661 --> 00:01:15,869 Yeah, it's my eyes. 7 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,994 Keep your skis parallel. 8 00:01:19,703 --> 00:01:22,786 One more turn and we'll come to a stop on the ridge. 9 00:01:25,328 --> 00:01:27,077 Ma'am? Mrs. Schmidt? 10 00:01:27,078 --> 00:01:28,578 Help! 11 00:01:29,203 --> 00:01:30,328 Damn! 12 00:01:31,829 --> 00:01:32,912 Ma'am! 13 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:36,954 Ma'am! 14 00:01:40,329 --> 00:01:42,371 Damn, what a job! 15 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,163 Don't move, Mrs. Schmidt! 16 00:01:51,705 --> 00:01:55,664 SNOW JOB 17 00:03:14,086 --> 00:03:16,295 Hi, J�r�me. Come and see this. 18 00:03:19,754 --> 00:03:21,670 Don't say anything. It's not my fault. 19 00:03:21,671 --> 00:03:23,753 I wasn't with her. 20 00:03:23,754 --> 00:03:27,004 - You're too much. - I have enough problems. 21 00:03:29,463 --> 00:03:31,795 - Hello. - Hello, doctor. 22 00:03:31,796 --> 00:03:33,088 Hello, ma'am. 23 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,420 - It's her knee. - I can see that. 24 00:03:36,421 --> 00:03:38,588 It doesn't look too bad. 25 00:03:41,797 --> 00:03:44,130 Is that where it hurts? 26 00:03:45,631 --> 00:03:48,505 It's just dislocated. We'll set it for you. 27 00:03:48,506 --> 00:03:49,881 You'll feel better. 28 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,881 - Ready? - Ready, doctor. 29 00:03:54,048 --> 00:03:54,965 Go! 30 00:03:59,382 --> 00:04:01,089 - Didn't hurt! - Yes. 31 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:01,882 No. 32 00:04:02,924 --> 00:04:06,298 Alphachymotripcine, a tight bandage 33 00:04:06,299 --> 00:04:08,466 and aspirin for the toothache. 34 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,716 Get my bags, please. 35 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,591 Sorry I'm late. I was held up in Paris 36 00:04:24,592 --> 00:04:27,217 with girlfriend problems. 37 00:04:27,675 --> 00:04:30,426 - What's your name? - Jean-Claude, what's yours? 38 00:04:30,967 --> 00:04:33,343 Dusse with a D, as in Dusse. 39 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,593 Room 14. I'll show you up. 40 00:04:39,426 --> 00:04:42,760 This is a problem, because I asked for a double room. 41 00:04:43,802 --> 00:04:48,260 A girlfriend from Paris might come and stay. Maybe. 42 00:04:48,885 --> 00:04:52,385 Sorry, sir, but we're booked solid right now. 43 00:04:52,386 --> 00:04:55,511 Maybe if we knew the date she was arriving. 44 00:04:56,178 --> 00:04:59,678 It could be tonight, or tomorrow... 45 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:04,178 And she's not the only one. 46 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,678 What are you doing tonight? 47 00:05:15,304 --> 00:05:17,888 The guy doesn't know how to park. 48 00:05:18,346 --> 00:05:20,678 - There's no damage to ours. - Are you sure? 49 00:05:20,679 --> 00:05:23,346 - Nothing at all. - Good. 50 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:26,388 Oh, damn! 51 00:05:27,305 --> 00:05:28,305 Forget it! 52 00:05:28,306 --> 00:05:30,097 - Piece of crap! - Exactly. 53 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:33,514 - Thanks. - Sorry, I'm exhausted. 54 00:05:39,098 --> 00:05:41,638 I'm Mr. Morin. I need the keys to my condo. 55 00:05:41,639 --> 00:05:43,930 - It's number 2... - 205. 56 00:05:43,931 --> 00:05:46,930 205? There's a slight problem. 57 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:49,181 The people haven't left yet. 58 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,515 Oh, no! 59 00:05:51,098 --> 00:05:53,848 It should have been ready yesterday! 60 00:05:53,849 --> 00:05:56,891 - I'm tired! - What floor is it on? 61 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,306 The 2nd floor. 62 00:05:59,307 --> 00:06:01,308 - I'm tired. - Then move it! 63 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:07,600 Do you have your card? 64 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:17,891 - Hello, I'm Mr. Morin. - What is it? 65 00:06:17,892 --> 00:06:19,975 - You're in our room. - I'm sorry, 66 00:06:19,976 --> 00:06:23,517 but my wife has been sick. 67 00:06:23,518 --> 00:06:25,892 We'll be out of here right away. 68 00:06:25,893 --> 00:06:27,475 My wife was sick, too. 69 00:06:27,476 --> 00:06:28,850 It's your mistake! 70 00:06:28,851 --> 00:06:31,309 It was ours at 10 after midnight. 71 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:34,309 Or even 1 minute after. I'm tired. 72 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,851 This is our room! 73 00:06:36,852 --> 00:06:39,851 Calm down! 2 weeks ago, we had the same problem, 74 00:06:39,852 --> 00:06:41,435 but we didn't make a fuss. 75 00:06:41,436 --> 00:06:43,893 Then you're a doormat. 76 00:06:43,894 --> 00:06:47,518 I have it for 2 weeks. What if everyone's late? 77 00:06:47,519 --> 00:06:49,852 Next year, I'll be skiing in July! 78 00:06:49,853 --> 00:06:52,644 Don't get mad. Let's help them with their bags. 79 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,020 Thanks. Hurry up, honey. 80 00:06:58,729 --> 00:07:00,894 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 81 00:07:00,895 --> 00:07:02,770 Are you ready, honey? 82 00:07:02,771 --> 00:07:06,103 - What the hell is this? - This is a problem. 83 00:07:06,104 --> 00:07:08,395 I don't think you've read the rules. 84 00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:11,605 There are 15 people time-sharing this condo. 85 00:07:13,146 --> 00:07:16,438 The d�cor should be to everyone's liking. 86 00:07:17,022 --> 00:07:20,397 This little hook is a personal touch. 87 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,771 We shouldn't have to look at your bad taste. 88 00:07:24,772 --> 00:07:26,439 I don't mean to rush you... 89 00:07:26,939 --> 00:07:29,564 Thanks a lot. 'Bye! 90 00:07:30,564 --> 00:07:33,065 Don't forget your bag. Thank you! 91 00:07:34,773 --> 00:07:37,148 I suppose I'll get blamed for this. 92 00:07:43,149 --> 00:07:45,524 It's a jungle out there! 93 00:07:46,816 --> 00:07:49,566 Home at last! 94 00:07:50,691 --> 00:07:54,816 Look, they forgot their Scrabble game. We scored! 95 00:07:55,191 --> 00:07:57,775 No, we have to give it back. 96 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:02,192 Hey, you forgot something! 97 00:08:06,776 --> 00:08:09,317 - Thanks very much! - You're welcome. 98 00:08:20,985 --> 00:08:23,152 - Miss! - Yes? 99 00:08:24,194 --> 00:08:26,109 What are cr�pes Gigi? 100 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:28,776 They're coated in buckwheat and sprinkled with 101 00:08:28,777 --> 00:08:30,069 warm rose petals. 102 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,902 They're delicious! 103 00:08:31,904 --> 00:08:34,818 I'm sure. I'll have a sugar cr�pe and a beer. 104 00:08:34,819 --> 00:08:38,694 You're in the wrong place. We don't make that here. 105 00:08:38,695 --> 00:08:40,652 All our cr�pes are on the menu. 106 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:41,903 Do you have batter? 107 00:08:41,904 --> 00:08:45,237 Sugar? Make a cr�pe and put sugar on it! 108 00:08:47,445 --> 00:08:49,861 Can you believe that guy? 109 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,446 Where the hell does he think he is? 110 00:08:52,779 --> 00:08:55,071 Don't come back! 111 00:08:55,738 --> 00:08:58,488 - What happened? - Another sugar cr�pe. 112 00:08:59,488 --> 00:09:02,155 How's my little Poopsie? 113 00:09:04,947 --> 00:09:08,114 - What was the emergency? - Just a dislocated knee. 114 00:09:08,822 --> 00:09:11,572 - Who was it? - A Swedish girl. 115 00:09:13,031 --> 00:09:14,572 Poor thing. 116 00:09:14,906 --> 00:09:16,780 - Was she nice? - Very nice. 117 00:09:16,781 --> 00:09:21,240 Great looking, amazing figure, and brains, too. 118 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:24,447 I think she liked me. 119 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:26,698 I'm glad you had a good time. 120 00:09:27,657 --> 00:09:31,115 I've been working all morning, if you're interested. 121 00:09:32,074 --> 00:09:34,448 - Don't be mad. - Don't touch me! 122 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:38,282 You're lucky to meet great people in your job. 123 00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:42,075 I have to wait on these assholes with their sugar cr�pes! 124 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:50,742 I'm sorry! 125 00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:54,867 Hello! 126 00:09:56,201 --> 00:09:57,326 Yoo-hoo! 127 00:09:58,492 --> 00:10:00,533 It's me! 128 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:03,826 Christiane the esthetician! 129 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,575 Christiane! 130 00:10:06,576 --> 00:10:10,284 You've changed! I wouldn't have recognized you! 131 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:12,785 - Really? - We didn't recognize you! 132 00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:15,244 - How are you? - Fine! 133 00:10:15,744 --> 00:10:18,076 I'm doing fine. Haven't I changed? 134 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:19,326 Yes. 135 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,160 I'm in love! 136 00:10:21,161 --> 00:10:24,244 I'm currently involved with a wonderful man! 137 00:10:25,995 --> 00:10:29,245 Will you sit down and have a drink? Are you hungry? 138 00:10:29,703 --> 00:10:33,203 No, I just came to say hi. Marius is waiting for me. 139 00:10:33,912 --> 00:10:34,829 There! 140 00:10:39,162 --> 00:10:41,328 The old... The guy... 141 00:10:41,329 --> 00:10:43,829 Um... in the hat? 142 00:10:44,579 --> 00:10:46,328 Yes, that's him! 143 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:50,120 But be discreet. Marius is married. 144 00:10:50,121 --> 00:10:51,495 You're terrible! 145 00:10:51,497 --> 00:10:54,122 - You understand? - Of course. 146 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:57,663 - I'm happy to be here! - So are we. 147 00:10:57,664 --> 00:10:59,330 You look great! 148 00:11:00,372 --> 00:11:04,998 - I'm taking off. Not a word! - Our lips are sealed. 149 00:11:12,081 --> 00:11:13,956 - How's Popeye? - Get ready. 150 00:11:13,957 --> 00:11:17,372 He dumped his wife to live with a girl in Paris. 151 00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:19,998 A total disaster! 152 00:11:19,999 --> 00:11:22,748 The family got involved and the girl split. 153 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,749 He came back after a month with his tail between his legs. 154 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:28,791 In the meantime, his wife replaced him. 155 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,415 Is he still working at the store? 156 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:33,790 Yeah, but the other guy's in charge. 157 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:36,166 She was nice to take him back. 158 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,333 - Gigi! - That's pathetic! 159 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:42,292 - Anyway, he's really nice. - Popeye, look who's here! 160 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:46,708 Hi, handsome! You look great! 161 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:49,417 - Come and take our money. - We're serious customers. 162 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,751 How's it growing? 163 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,917 We want you to dress us from head to toe. 164 00:11:53,918 --> 00:11:55,751 Let's start with parkas. 165 00:11:56,627 --> 00:11:59,792 This is my wife, Martine, and her cousin. 166 00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:02,044 - Hi! - Hi, Martine. 167 00:12:04,669 --> 00:12:07,918 - I'll explain later. - Is all this yours? 168 00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:10,752 It's my wife's, but it's like it's mine. 169 00:12:10,753 --> 00:12:12,168 I'll explain later. 170 00:12:12,169 --> 00:12:15,420 Give us the best you've got. Spare no expense. 171 00:12:18,211 --> 00:12:19,420 Bend forward. 172 00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:23,795 - Do your toes touch? - The big toe. 173 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,753 - Can you move your heel? - Of course. 174 00:12:26,754 --> 00:12:29,795 No, inside the boot. 175 00:12:29,796 --> 00:12:31,087 - In the boot? - Yeah. 176 00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:32,920 Yeah, more or less. 177 00:12:32,921 --> 00:12:34,504 Put in an insole. 178 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,545 Yes, an insole underneath. 179 00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:41,129 Yeah. Popeye, the shop closes at 8:00, not at 7:45. 180 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,963 Sweep the floor, because yesterday it was filthy. 181 00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:48,213 He's always joking around. 182 00:12:48,214 --> 00:12:50,672 That's just him. I'll explain later. 183 00:12:51,672 --> 00:12:54,005 I think you've got everything. 184 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:58,172 Can you give us a discount? Say 10%? 185 00:12:58,173 --> 00:13:00,548 No problem. I'll just ask... 186 00:13:03,673 --> 00:13:06,799 - Considering all we bought. - It's only fair. 187 00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,049 No! 188 00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:16,591 I can't do it. Because they don't want to. 189 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,466 Because of the money... I'll explain later. 190 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:25,675 So, that's that. 191 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,842 - Give me a pen. - Yeah. 192 00:13:32,842 --> 00:13:36,258 - Do you have ID? - They're friends of mine. 193 00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:37,301 Exactly. 194 00:13:42,635 --> 00:13:45,468 - I'll explain later. - We figured it out. 195 00:13:45,927 --> 00:13:49,384 I really need a double room for tonight. 196 00:13:49,385 --> 00:13:53,260 OK, 2 breakfasts in case she arrives during the night? 197 00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:56,427 Sure. 198 00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,469 Let's go, Jean-Claude! 199 00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:02,219 What are his main problems? 200 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:06,927 - He's too stiff. - He doesn't use his poles. 201 00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:08,761 He leans too far back. 202 00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:09,970 I can't stop! 203 00:14:10,887 --> 00:14:13,844 - Watch it! - It's not my fault. 204 00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:16,636 So we agree that Jean-Claude sucks? 205 00:14:16,637 --> 00:14:19,554 - Yes. - He's the best of all of you. 206 00:14:20,263 --> 00:14:23,428 - What's Bernard's problem? - He's selfish. 207 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,720 - That's not nice. - In terms of skiing. 208 00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:30,804 You only use one leg. Did you injure the other? 209 00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:33,097 - Got pins or something? - No. 210 00:14:34,222 --> 00:14:36,929 If you take off one ski, you'll find out 211 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:39,138 that both legs work. Take off one ski. 212 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,806 I'll break my neck! 213 00:14:42,223 --> 00:14:44,473 - I want you to feel it. - I can do it. 214 00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:56,682 - Did you feel it? - I got it! 215 00:14:57,474 --> 00:15:01,099 Nathalie, you lean back like you're not into it. 216 00:15:01,474 --> 00:15:04,016 No, my boots are too big! 217 00:15:04,891 --> 00:15:06,974 - My feet are at the front. - Yeah. 218 00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:10,225 Yeah. Try about 10 sizes smaller. 219 00:15:11,225 --> 00:15:12,767 Come to the store. 220 00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:15,683 - I can't do this. - It's easy! 221 00:15:16,142 --> 00:15:18,725 Let it pull you and don't sit on it. 222 00:15:19,142 --> 00:15:21,017 - Don't sit down? - No! 223 00:15:21,851 --> 00:15:23,309 - I get it! - No! 224 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,768 Let it go! 225 00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:35,267 Out of the way! She's butting in line! 226 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,602 - Have some manners! - Go ahead! 227 00:15:39,394 --> 00:15:42,102 These boots are way too big! 228 00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:44,894 - Buckle them tighter. - They won't go tighter! 229 00:15:45,436 --> 00:15:47,685 Watch me and do what I do. 230 00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:48,686 Let's go. 231 00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:53,145 Out of the way! 232 00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:59,812 You're a danger to everyone! Are you OK? 233 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:03,978 No, I should've stuffed my boots with newspaper 234 00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:07,146 or something! - You just realized that now? 235 00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:17,145 Let go of the bar after that tower. 236 00:16:17,146 --> 00:16:19,147 I can't, I'm stuck! 237 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,897 Get it unstuck! 238 00:16:25,022 --> 00:16:26,814 Way to go! 239 00:16:34,981 --> 00:16:36,606 Hey, Bernard! 240 00:16:37,106 --> 00:16:38,481 Be right there! 241 00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:48,316 Sorry! 242 00:16:51,274 --> 00:16:54,441 - Having dinner with us tonight? - No, I have a date. 243 00:16:55,024 --> 00:16:57,608 - With who? - The hotel manager. 244 00:16:58,733 --> 00:17:01,400 I can't stand her up, she was so into it. 245 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,650 I feel like tonight... 246 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,608 I'm going to score. 247 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,608 - Can you help me? - No. 248 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:13,192 You amaze me. You're already on the prowl. 249 00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:17,193 You and I have the same problem. 250 00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:20,610 We can't rely on our looks, especially you. 251 00:17:21,568 --> 00:17:25,527 I say forget you have no chance and go for it. 252 00:17:26,277 --> 00:17:28,901 You never know what'll work. 253 00:17:28,902 --> 00:17:31,484 I have to catch the chair. 254 00:17:31,486 --> 00:17:33,611 It's about to close. 255 00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,111 Hey you! 256 00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,654 Take my skis, will you? 257 00:17:53,821 --> 00:17:55,653 Those are my skis! 258 00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:56,986 They're mine. 259 00:17:56,987 --> 00:17:59,863 My name's on them. Is your name Bernard Morin? 260 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,530 Sorry, they're the same as mine. I'll show you. 261 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,446 - Yeah. - Look. 262 00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:10,112 They are the same. 263 00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:12,654 Except yours are older, conveniently enough. 264 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,697 It's the obvious thing to do. 265 00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:17,196 I just made a mistake! 266 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,031 Wanna see a mistake? 267 00:18:19,323 --> 00:18:20,531 Asshole! 268 00:18:22,281 --> 00:18:23,573 My ski! 269 00:18:23,948 --> 00:18:25,698 Watch out! My ski! 270 00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:28,365 Damn liar! 271 00:18:30,657 --> 00:18:31,698 Shit! 272 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,657 The damage is done. 273 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:40,323 If you can't ski, stay home! 274 00:18:40,324 --> 00:18:42,698 I didn't do it! 275 00:18:42,699 --> 00:18:44,699 You didn't do it! 276 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,657 I got my skis mixed up. 277 00:18:47,658 --> 00:18:50,324 - Whose ski is this? - Mine. 278 00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:52,157 - Well, then? - I didn't... 279 00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:54,699 It just missed my mother! 280 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,617 - How are you, Mom? - She's fine. 281 00:18:57,825 --> 00:19:00,325 Fine? I hope you have insurance. 282 00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:03,159 Who's gonna pay for a new windshield? 283 00:19:37,829 --> 00:19:40,454 I hope they fix it. I'm going to be late. 284 00:19:51,455 --> 00:19:53,537 You'll catch cold. 285 00:19:53,538 --> 00:19:56,246 Let me have some fun. 286 00:19:56,247 --> 00:19:58,122 Let's go in, Christiane! 287 00:19:58,455 --> 00:20:00,330 I'm coming! 288 00:20:03,122 --> 00:20:05,289 Stop ordering me around! 289 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,706 You're good. 290 00:20:08,789 --> 00:20:11,830 - I love this sport! - You're getting better! 291 00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:12,955 Yes... 292 00:20:12,956 --> 00:20:16,456 - Let me do 5 more minutes! - Oh really, now! 293 00:20:19,582 --> 00:20:22,332 - I'm really getting better. - You sure are. 294 00:20:24,374 --> 00:20:27,291 10 more miles and that's it! 295 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,249 Hey, Popeye, are you blind? 296 00:20:30,624 --> 00:20:33,249 Do you mind? They're my customers. 297 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,000 The moods he gets in! 298 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,499 - Try this. - OK. 299 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,458 Can we go heli-skiing? 300 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,292 Any time! Want me to set it up? 301 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,583 - Are we good enough? - Easy. 302 00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:49,667 I'm in. 303 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:51,833 Popeye! 304 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,584 C'mere for a minute! 305 00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,376 There's 300 F missing. 306 00:21:00,252 --> 00:21:02,126 I see. 307 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,419 I borrow money and you call me a thief? 308 00:21:05,085 --> 00:21:07,044 Thanks for your trust. 309 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:10,294 In that case, I'll give it right back. 310 00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:12,252 Please do. 311 00:21:13,711 --> 00:21:14,919 Don't have it on me. 312 00:21:16,044 --> 00:21:17,545 Give me 5 minutes. 313 00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:21,086 OK, where were we? 314 00:21:22,503 --> 00:21:24,044 Is that better? 315 00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:26,504 Better, but not the right one. 316 00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,253 - Tighten the buckles. - That's it. 317 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:33,712 Could you lend me 300 francs? I'd appreciate it. 318 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:35,879 Thanks. 319 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,879 Boots should be tightly buckled. 320 00:21:40,338 --> 00:21:42,213 Let's tighten these buckles. 321 00:21:42,588 --> 00:21:45,837 You have 2 buckles to tighten... 322 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,713 - You didn't tighten them. - One by one... 323 00:21:48,422 --> 00:21:50,380 - There. - That's better already. 324 00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:54,256 The last one... 325 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,006 ...is hard. 326 00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:01,798 What's wrong? 327 00:22:02,506 --> 00:22:03,673 - Too tight. - Undo it! 328 00:22:04,465 --> 00:22:06,672 We need a screwdriver or something. 329 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:09,006 You wreck them, you pay for them! 330 00:22:09,007 --> 00:22:10,714 Don't worry! 331 00:22:10,715 --> 00:22:12,090 Put that back! 332 00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:15,798 - She'll get used to it. - That's it. 333 00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:18,091 Otherwise, we'll ruin the boots. 334 00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:21,548 Keep them on, and your calves 335 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,675 will gradually shrink so you can take them off. 336 00:22:44,843 --> 00:22:46,468 Coming to bed, Nathalie? 337 00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:53,969 I can't take it anymore. 338 00:22:54,302 --> 00:22:56,010 I can't take it. 339 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,719 I'll sleep like a baby. 340 00:23:03,261 --> 00:23:05,678 "When will I see" 341 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,553 "That marvelous land" 342 00:23:09,261 --> 00:23:13,970 "Where lovers can be together always?" 343 00:23:47,056 --> 00:23:47,889 'Morning! 344 00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:52,348 'Morning. 345 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,931 I hope you didn't wait for me last night. 346 00:23:55,932 --> 00:23:58,306 I didn't get in until 3:00. 347 00:23:58,307 --> 00:24:00,557 I didn't end up going skiing. 348 00:24:01,349 --> 00:24:03,057 2 breakfasts... 349 00:24:04,224 --> 00:24:05,557 Where's your friend? 350 00:24:07,933 --> 00:24:09,849 She'll be here soon. 351 00:24:30,309 --> 00:24:31,476 Shit! 352 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:45,852 Damn, it's frozen! 353 00:24:51,103 --> 00:24:52,478 Piss me off! 354 00:24:58,645 --> 00:25:00,103 Oh, come on! 355 00:25:03,395 --> 00:25:05,062 Only one way... 356 00:25:14,271 --> 00:25:16,188 You're urinating on my car. 357 00:25:17,355 --> 00:25:19,396 - What? - You're urinating on my car. 358 00:25:25,647 --> 00:25:28,813 Sorry! It's the same as mine. 359 00:25:28,814 --> 00:25:31,064 - It's even the same color. - Uh-huh. 360 00:25:31,647 --> 00:25:32,897 Sorry! 361 00:25:33,898 --> 00:25:35,523 Can I finish? 362 00:25:36,981 --> 00:25:38,440 Good car! 363 00:25:52,941 --> 00:25:53,899 Excuse me... 364 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,940 I'd like a private lesson 365 00:25:56,941 --> 00:25:58,941 with Anne Laurencin. 366 00:25:59,941 --> 00:26:01,691 1 hour or 2? 367 00:26:03,858 --> 00:26:05,025 The whole day. 368 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,233 - Are you OK? - You poked my eye out! 369 00:26:17,234 --> 00:26:19,318 - Let me see. - Look at this. 370 00:26:19,776 --> 00:26:22,025 - Nothing there. - It's a joke. 371 00:26:22,026 --> 00:26:24,360 - Very funny. - Coming skiing? 372 00:26:24,693 --> 00:26:27,234 No, I have a private lesson with Anne Laurencin. 373 00:26:27,235 --> 00:26:29,526 - You can pick 'em. - Nice one! 374 00:26:29,527 --> 00:26:31,318 - I do what I can. - Have fun. 375 00:26:31,319 --> 00:26:33,277 If I can get these off. 376 00:26:34,819 --> 00:26:35,777 Mr. Dusse! 377 00:26:36,152 --> 00:26:38,944 You had a class with instructor #12? 378 00:26:39,403 --> 00:26:41,736 She's sick. I'm replacing her. 379 00:26:44,695 --> 00:26:46,985 I hope it's not too serious. 380 00:26:46,986 --> 00:26:50,320 Taking a full day is the way to improve. 381 00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:53,944 We'll take the lift up 382 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,862 and have some mulled wine. 383 00:27:09,947 --> 00:27:11,655 Ow! Watch it! 384 00:27:12,113 --> 00:27:14,029 I've seen that before. 385 00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,989 You don't have the knack. 386 00:27:18,572 --> 00:27:20,114 But you do! 387 00:27:21,031 --> 00:27:22,613 Nice one! 388 00:27:22,614 --> 00:27:24,281 Damn! Take the dog. 389 00:27:25,073 --> 00:27:27,531 Damn! An emergency. 390 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:32,239 Tell Gigi it's an emergency or she'll wonder. 391 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,447 Let her wonder. 392 00:27:34,448 --> 00:27:36,699 Please! I don't want her to worry. 393 00:27:48,783 --> 00:27:51,741 - What's the emergency? - It's a bit unusual. 394 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:56,158 - Hello. - Hello, doctor. 395 00:27:56,159 --> 00:27:57,992 What's it about? What was that? 396 00:27:59,784 --> 00:28:02,450 - What the hell is this? - It's Buddy. 397 00:28:02,451 --> 00:28:04,116 What the hell is Buddy? 398 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,909 It's his name. Our pig is named Buddy. 399 00:28:07,451 --> 00:28:09,700 I don't do animals! 400 00:28:09,701 --> 00:28:12,492 You were so nice last time, doctor. 401 00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:16,493 Last time I helped you out. I'm not a veterinarian! 402 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,534 He's anemic and he's not eating. 403 00:28:19,535 --> 00:28:22,368 He's anemic? So eat him! 404 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:23,826 Eat him! 405 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:26,368 Miss, get rid of these people. 406 00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,328 Eat him! 407 00:28:37,495 --> 00:28:40,203 Bend, plant your pole, straighten your knees. 408 00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:44,204 Bend, plant your pole, straighten your knees... 409 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:52,953 I've had enough. 410 00:28:52,954 --> 00:28:54,995 Want some mulled wine? 411 00:28:54,996 --> 00:28:56,080 Yeah. 412 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:00,580 I'm gonna puke. 413 00:29:09,872 --> 00:29:12,748 Don't make such a big deal about it! 414 00:29:13,206 --> 00:29:14,539 You're OK! 415 00:29:17,081 --> 00:29:18,872 I can't believe this! 416 00:29:18,873 --> 00:29:21,248 Standing right in the way! 417 00:29:25,457 --> 00:29:28,081 No, I've told you 100 times: 418 00:29:28,082 --> 00:29:30,248 You're not planting your poles right. 419 00:29:30,249 --> 00:29:33,331 Get it into you head. Plant your poles. 420 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,666 Yes, I've heard it 100 times. 421 00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:40,166 Wait! 422 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:43,499 - Hi! - Hello! 423 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,750 Can I ride with you? This guy's trying to kill me. 424 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:47,209 Sure, why not? 425 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,875 - Lift ticket. - I have it here. 426 00:29:51,001 --> 00:29:51,876 Hang on... 427 00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:57,042 You dropped your ticket 428 00:29:57,043 --> 00:30:00,709 and I picked it up. You'll forget your own head. 429 00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:02,335 Yeah, I know. 430 00:30:07,835 --> 00:30:10,918 A 20-minute ride is long enough 431 00:30:10,919 --> 00:30:13,502 for a lesson about planting our poles. 432 00:30:14,586 --> 00:30:17,836 Afterwards, you can have some mulled wine. 433 00:30:23,336 --> 00:30:26,086 You're planting your poles wrong... 434 00:30:26,087 --> 00:30:27,753 Plant your poles... 435 00:30:29,504 --> 00:30:31,670 I'll plant my pole... 436 00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:40,463 Mr. Dusse, are you OK? 437 00:30:43,713 --> 00:30:46,005 It's just the mulled wine. 438 00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:49,838 I'll be all right. 439 00:30:52,755 --> 00:30:53,755 Ready? 440 00:30:55,214 --> 00:30:56,589 Wait a minute! 441 00:31:02,798 --> 00:31:04,463 Mr. Camus! 442 00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:05,756 - How are you? - Fine. 443 00:31:05,757 --> 00:31:08,131 Can I have a word with you? 444 00:31:08,798 --> 00:31:10,590 Yeah, hang on a second. 445 00:31:18,632 --> 00:31:20,381 He's off. 446 00:31:20,382 --> 00:31:23,090 My wife sends you your things. 447 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:26,216 I got home early, and they're in the way. 448 00:31:28,591 --> 00:31:31,591 I think there's been a misunderstanding. 449 00:31:31,592 --> 00:31:35,799 Your wife put me up just as a friend. 450 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,508 Of course! And since there's only one bed, 451 00:31:39,509 --> 00:31:41,925 you must have slept on the floor. 452 00:31:41,926 --> 00:31:44,634 Yes, it's very hard, but it was a big help. 453 00:31:45,218 --> 00:31:47,467 - Thanks a lot. - I won't pay 454 00:31:47,468 --> 00:31:51,842 for the lessons. I'm sure she didn't do much skiing. 455 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,717 - Not even half? - No. 456 00:31:53,718 --> 00:31:55,926 But she skied a bit. 457 00:31:55,927 --> 00:31:57,009 No. 458 00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:58,927 - I was counting on it. - Oh, well. 459 00:31:59,677 --> 00:32:02,551 - It's on me. - I have to go. 460 00:32:02,552 --> 00:32:04,843 I won't bother 461 00:32:04,844 --> 00:32:07,344 punching you out. - No, don't bother. 462 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,845 - Nice to meet you. - 'Bye, Mr. Camus. 463 00:32:14,262 --> 00:32:16,387 What's my time? 464 00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,386 What's my time? 465 00:32:20,387 --> 00:32:22,345 I forgot to turn off the stopwatch. 466 00:32:25,596 --> 00:32:27,096 - 45... - Point 8. 467 00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:29,179 - 45.8. - 45.8? 468 00:32:30,596 --> 00:32:33,470 5 seconds under yesterday's! 469 00:32:33,471 --> 00:32:37,055 Without even trying! It's my championship skis. 470 00:32:37,472 --> 00:32:39,387 I'll thrash them tomorrow! 471 00:32:39,388 --> 00:32:41,222 I'm in top form! 472 00:32:51,431 --> 00:32:52,973 She's there. 473 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:57,056 - Is her cousin gone? - He left 2 days ago. 474 00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:58,931 It's fine. 475 00:32:58,932 --> 00:33:01,890 I feel like I'm getting along better with Martine. 476 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:05,223 - Do you think she's over it? - It's obvious. 477 00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:08,348 She hasn't said a word to me in a week. 478 00:33:08,349 --> 00:33:09,807 - Uh-huh. - So... 479 00:33:10,307 --> 00:33:13,057 - You think it's a good sign? - Yes, I know her. 480 00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:15,057 She wants me to make a move. 481 00:33:15,058 --> 00:33:16,516 She's thinking... 482 00:33:17,808 --> 00:33:20,308 She went too far and I'm a great guy. 483 00:33:20,725 --> 00:33:23,559 - She's stuck with the cousin. - Really, Popeye. 484 00:33:24,809 --> 00:33:27,934 Maybe you're the only one interested. 485 00:33:34,309 --> 00:33:35,726 Yeah, maybe. 486 00:33:36,976 --> 00:33:39,185 I can't live without her. 487 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:43,227 And I've changed a lot, don't you think? 488 00:33:43,643 --> 00:33:45,101 Yeah, yeah. 489 00:33:45,102 --> 00:33:47,019 So it should work. 490 00:33:47,394 --> 00:33:49,561 As long as you're convinced. 491 00:33:50,269 --> 00:33:54,311 I wish you luck. She's worth it. 492 00:33:55,728 --> 00:33:58,435 - I know. - Don't forget your suitcase. 493 00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:00,060 Oh, yeah! 494 00:34:00,061 --> 00:34:01,561 My suitcase. 495 00:34:04,562 --> 00:34:07,102 I don't know where I'm sleeping tonight. 496 00:34:07,104 --> 00:34:09,353 You can't stay with us, you know Gigi. 497 00:34:09,354 --> 00:34:10,270 Sure do. 498 00:34:11,521 --> 00:34:12,521 'Bye. 499 00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:16,604 Poor guy. 500 00:34:27,647 --> 00:34:30,230 Hi, Martine. Am I disturbing you? 501 00:34:31,272 --> 00:34:32,981 I have a favor to ask. 502 00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:36,438 I don't have a place to stay, so I thought... 503 00:34:36,439 --> 00:34:39,063 maybe I could sleep here tonight? 504 00:34:39,064 --> 00:34:42,356 You're alone, I thought you wouldn't mind. 505 00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:44,356 Come in. 506 00:34:44,815 --> 00:34:48,232 Thanks, this is really nice of you. 507 00:35:01,274 --> 00:35:03,400 Thank God we found each other again. 508 00:35:04,275 --> 00:35:07,150 I owe it to the girl from Bordeaux's husband. 509 00:35:07,858 --> 00:35:09,067 Yeah... 510 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:13,024 I did her for 2 months at 400 francs a day. 511 00:35:13,025 --> 00:35:16,983 Her husband came back early, so I have nowhere to live. 512 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:18,817 Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. 513 00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:22,318 Did I say something wrong? 514 00:35:23,443 --> 00:35:25,276 You'd better watch it. 515 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,485 Don't talk to me like that. 516 00:35:30,568 --> 00:35:31,610 Damn! 517 00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:37,277 Coming! 518 00:35:45,903 --> 00:35:48,278 Hang on just a minute! 519 00:35:50,070 --> 00:35:51,111 I'm coming! 520 00:35:52,695 --> 00:35:53,778 Yes? 521 00:35:59,570 --> 00:36:02,487 - Oh, it's you. - Jean-Claude, are you alone? 522 00:36:04,238 --> 00:36:07,404 - Yeah, for now. - I need your help. 523 00:36:08,279 --> 00:36:12,195 Can I sleep here tonight? I have nowhere else to go. 524 00:36:12,196 --> 00:36:14,697 It's too cold to sleep outside. 525 00:36:16,072 --> 00:36:18,404 No, I can't help you, because 526 00:36:18,405 --> 00:36:21,822 I was hoping to score with the receptionist. 527 00:36:22,364 --> 00:36:25,031 Thanks, Jean-Claude, this is really nice of you. 528 00:36:37,115 --> 00:36:39,239 Damn, that's bright! 529 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,115 Your girlfriend? 530 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:47,157 No, I'm just helping out a friend. 531 00:36:47,783 --> 00:36:50,783 - Nothing wrong with that. - No, nothing. 532 00:36:59,325 --> 00:37:01,741 We'll start every 30 seconds. 533 00:37:01,742 --> 00:37:03,284 Every 30 seconds. 534 00:37:08,951 --> 00:37:11,033 Now, the special slalom 535 00:37:11,034 --> 00:37:13,701 for the 10th International Doctors' Competition. 536 00:37:20,910 --> 00:37:22,952 We're starting every 30 seconds now. 537 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,619 Can you hear me? 538 00:37:30,786 --> 00:37:31,869 Hear me? 539 00:37:32,703 --> 00:37:35,118 I did 45.8 yesterday. 540 00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:37,535 Now starting: #34, 541 00:37:37,536 --> 00:37:40,662 Dr. J�r�me Tarrayre, France. 542 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:11,831 That felt good! 543 00:38:17,873 --> 00:38:19,080 Listen! 544 00:38:19,081 --> 00:38:22,540 Dr. J�r�me Tarrayre: 67.22 seconds. 545 00:38:23,873 --> 00:38:26,707 - What? - You're in the top 40! 546 00:38:27,623 --> 00:38:30,081 - What did he say? - 67.22. 547 00:38:30,082 --> 00:38:32,248 - There must be a mistake. - Why? 548 00:38:32,249 --> 00:38:34,499 It's 20 seconds more than yesterday! 549 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:39,208 Don't get mad. I think you hit a gate. 550 00:38:39,624 --> 00:38:42,582 I did not! You don't know what you're talking about. 551 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,874 - Are you ever stupid! - I see! 552 00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:46,417 I'm stupid. 553 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,916 It can't be 20 seconds more than yesterday. 554 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:53,041 I put all my effort into it. 555 00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:56,125 Maybe yesterday there was a stopwatch problem. 556 00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:58,291 Yeah, a stopwatch problem. 557 00:38:58,293 --> 00:39:01,208 - Let's go see the judge. - No! 558 00:39:01,209 --> 00:39:02,710 Yesterday... 559 00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:09,543 J�r�me! 560 00:39:11,919 --> 00:39:15,627 Your clock's off by about 20 seconds! 561 00:39:16,961 --> 00:39:18,794 Don't fuck with me! 562 00:39:25,545 --> 00:39:28,378 You bunch of assholes! Scum! 563 00:39:32,795 --> 00:39:35,379 - You alright? - Take it easy! 564 00:39:36,129 --> 00:39:39,003 This is my last competition! 565 00:39:39,004 --> 00:39:42,379 Maybe we made a mistake with the stopwatch. 566 00:39:42,754 --> 00:39:44,670 In which case you're 54th. 567 00:39:44,671 --> 00:39:48,379 In 10 years, they've never let a GP win! 568 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:50,004 Never, never, never! 569 00:39:50,005 --> 00:39:52,587 Psychiatrists, urologists, gynecologists, yeah. 570 00:39:52,588 --> 00:39:55,296 But never a GP! I should've done ophthalmology. 571 00:39:55,297 --> 00:39:57,214 - Relax. - Where's Gigi? 572 00:39:58,255 --> 00:40:00,756 - Where's the van? - They both left. 573 00:40:04,173 --> 00:40:05,631 Shit! 574 00:40:22,549 --> 00:40:25,633 - What are you doing? - Taking this sweater, 575 00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:29,049 folding it, putting it in my suitcase, 576 00:40:29,675 --> 00:40:33,508 closing the suitcase and going on vacation. 577 00:40:34,425 --> 00:40:36,425 What's gotten into you? 578 00:40:37,467 --> 00:40:39,800 Remember what you just said to me? 579 00:40:40,425 --> 00:40:41,842 Oh, that's it. 580 00:40:43,176 --> 00:40:44,758 Sorry! 581 00:40:44,759 --> 00:40:48,383 What's important is they're biased against GPs. 582 00:40:48,384 --> 00:40:49,342 I see. 583 00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:51,467 But not that you called me stupid? 584 00:40:51,468 --> 00:40:54,675 You always know what's important. 585 00:40:54,676 --> 00:40:57,134 I'm going to do something unimportant. 586 00:40:57,135 --> 00:41:00,551 I'm taking a vacation without you, asshole! 587 00:41:00,552 --> 00:41:01,968 Screw you! 588 00:41:01,969 --> 00:41:04,718 Calm down! You're just tired. 589 00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:06,885 Go upstairs, take 2 aspirin and rest. 590 00:41:06,886 --> 00:41:09,343 We'll talk when you're less hysterical. 591 00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:11,969 - In 2 weeks, if I come back. - Damn it, Gigi! 592 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:14,969 I worked hard for this race. 593 00:41:14,970 --> 00:41:17,470 How could I get 20 seconds more than in practice? 594 00:41:17,471 --> 00:41:20,427 You can't figure out that your friends 595 00:41:20,428 --> 00:41:23,762 made a mistake timing you? Doesn't register? 596 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:27,512 You can't do a 35-second slalom. You're no good. 597 00:41:30,679 --> 00:41:32,554 Well, that's it, then. 598 00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:34,554 Enjoy your vacation! 599 00:41:36,763 --> 00:41:37,888 Close the door! 600 00:41:39,388 --> 00:41:40,513 Screw you! 601 00:41:41,097 --> 00:41:42,055 Asshole! 602 00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:57,723 I'm sorry. I'm a real prick. 603 00:41:58,223 --> 00:41:59,265 Yeah. 604 00:42:06,932 --> 00:42:09,891 Where's the dog? Poopsie, answer me! 605 00:42:16,391 --> 00:42:19,266 I'm calling to see if Annie came by at 7:30. 606 00:42:19,725 --> 00:42:21,432 - J�r�me... - Yeah? 607 00:42:21,433 --> 00:42:24,142 - This starch smells funny. - What? 608 00:42:26,683 --> 00:42:28,309 Very clever. 609 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:31,476 Do you know why she didn't? 610 00:42:32,184 --> 00:42:33,350 I see. 611 00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:34,684 - Hey, Jean-Claude. - Hang on! 612 00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:37,809 If she comes back, tell her to call me. 613 00:42:38,226 --> 00:42:39,893 Thanks a lot, ma'am. 614 00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:41,725 Sorry? 615 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,393 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 616 00:42:44,268 --> 00:42:46,809 - How many will you be? - Still 2. 617 00:42:46,810 --> 00:42:49,143 - She's on her way. - Who's Annie? 618 00:42:49,144 --> 00:42:51,977 - The receptionist? - No, that's old news. 619 00:42:52,602 --> 00:42:55,310 Annie's someone I knocked over skiing, 620 00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:57,518 so we hit it off. 621 00:42:57,519 --> 00:42:58,811 Hello, everyone! 622 00:42:59,603 --> 00:43:01,685 We have a helicopter for tomorrow. 623 00:43:01,686 --> 00:43:03,935 Still not coming, Jean-Claude? 624 00:43:03,936 --> 00:43:06,603 No, I'm trying to score with this girl. 625 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,937 Your replacement's a great guy, works in TV. 626 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,979 - It's true. - Yoo-hoo! 627 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,853 We're here! 628 00:43:14,854 --> 00:43:16,729 This is my friend Marius. 629 00:43:17,187 --> 00:43:19,146 - Hello! - Hello, everyone. 630 00:43:23,355 --> 00:43:25,938 - I didn't come empty-handed. - Great, Bordeaux! 631 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:29,104 - No, it's for me. - Yes... 632 00:43:29,105 --> 00:43:32,314 Marius can't digest white wine. Isn't that crazy? 633 00:43:37,064 --> 00:43:39,855 Take off your coats and we'll eat. 634 00:43:39,856 --> 00:43:41,814 - Yes, let's eat! - J�r�me! 635 00:43:42,648 --> 00:43:43,773 So... 636 00:43:44,648 --> 00:43:46,940 Christiane says you're in hairstyling. 637 00:43:48,898 --> 00:43:50,482 Yes and no. 638 00:43:51,857 --> 00:43:54,815 I do wigs, hairpieces and toupees. 639 00:43:55,607 --> 00:43:59,481 Do you sell a lot? Isn't that a new thing? 640 00:43:59,482 --> 00:44:01,148 Not at all! 641 00:44:01,149 --> 00:44:03,608 Lots of famous people wear wigs. 642 00:44:04,066 --> 00:44:06,691 Are there a lot of bald women? 643 00:44:07,150 --> 00:44:08,440 Tons! 644 00:44:08,441 --> 00:44:10,400 - Like Marilyn Monroe... - No way! 645 00:44:10,401 --> 00:44:12,983 Marilyn Monroe! Bald as an eagle! 646 00:44:13,733 --> 00:44:15,692 - From worrying. - No way! 647 00:44:17,234 --> 00:44:20,274 She got it from her mother. It's hereditary. 648 00:44:20,276 --> 00:44:21,859 Ask him. 649 00:44:22,359 --> 00:44:25,150 Did you make wigs for Marilyn Monroe? 650 00:44:25,151 --> 00:44:26,193 No! 651 00:44:29,276 --> 00:44:32,025 This is good... It's well-known in the business. 652 00:44:32,026 --> 00:44:33,985 I've worked for General de Gaulle. 653 00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:37,444 I made him a very nice red goatee. 654 00:44:38,569 --> 00:44:41,152 - A what? - A very nice red goatee. 655 00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:44,986 - A red goatee. - He wanted a change, 656 00:44:45,361 --> 00:44:48,402 but I don't think he ever wore it. 657 00:44:48,403 --> 00:44:50,861 - I never saw him. - We'd have remembered it. 658 00:44:55,112 --> 00:44:57,111 Who else can I mention? 659 00:44:57,112 --> 00:44:59,154 I don't know. There are so many. 660 00:44:59,654 --> 00:45:01,779 Tell them Farouk's joke. 661 00:45:02,362 --> 00:45:04,570 I can never get to the end. 662 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,237 But it's so funny! 663 00:45:07,904 --> 00:45:09,363 It is really funny. 664 00:45:10,029 --> 00:45:11,403 He'd ask me 665 00:45:11,404 --> 00:45:14,362 10 times a day, "Marius Franceschini," 666 00:45:14,363 --> 00:45:17,362 "what's a toupee-maker's worst nightmare?" 667 00:45:17,363 --> 00:45:19,446 "I don't know, Your Majesty." 668 00:45:19,447 --> 00:45:21,364 "Flipping his wig!" 669 00:45:21,947 --> 00:45:23,780 Flipping his wig! Get it? 670 00:45:24,530 --> 00:45:25,781 Flipping his wig! 671 00:45:27,656 --> 00:45:30,573 He'd point to his head in case I didn't get it. 672 00:45:49,157 --> 00:45:51,657 - What are you up to? - You scared me! 673 00:45:51,658 --> 00:45:54,948 I always do this with fondue. It's hilarious. 674 00:45:54,949 --> 00:45:56,700 Dental floss? 675 00:46:02,825 --> 00:46:04,325 I'm sorry, I'm really... 676 00:46:06,742 --> 00:46:09,992 - Are you OK? You're all red. - That's what she said. 677 00:46:10,326 --> 00:46:12,158 Where could she be? 678 00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:13,534 Oh, well. Good-bye, sir. 679 00:46:13,909 --> 00:46:15,283 Sorry? 680 00:46:15,284 --> 00:46:16,701 Ma'am, sorry. 681 00:46:17,451 --> 00:46:21,035 - Is she coming or not? - She'll be here! 682 00:46:21,785 --> 00:46:24,827 First one to drop their bread in loses! 683 00:46:25,827 --> 00:46:28,785 - Isn't it a bit thick? - We'll need a winch. 684 00:46:31,411 --> 00:46:33,952 - There's string in it. - That's hilarious! 685 00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:37,786 Who put string in it? We can't eat this! 686 00:46:39,036 --> 00:46:41,286 Is this some kind of sick joke? 687 00:46:41,661 --> 00:46:43,412 Bernard, really stupid prank. 688 00:46:44,078 --> 00:46:46,744 - I didn't do it! - Yeah, right. J�r�me! 689 00:46:46,745 --> 00:46:48,494 You were in the kitchen. 690 00:46:48,495 --> 00:46:51,244 I love fondue! I'd never do anything this stupid. 691 00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:53,787 Stop accusing each other. Next it'll be Marius... 692 00:46:54,454 --> 00:46:56,953 - Excuse them. - It doesn't matter. 693 00:46:56,954 --> 00:46:59,120 Really? I find it sickening. 694 00:46:59,121 --> 00:47:01,537 The food's ruined. 695 00:47:01,538 --> 00:47:04,412 - It's not funny, Bernard. - It wasn't me! 696 00:47:04,413 --> 00:47:05,495 Calm down. 697 00:47:05,497 --> 00:47:08,412 There's blueberry pie and salad. Who wants a drink? 698 00:47:08,413 --> 00:47:10,913 - No, thanks. - A small one. 699 00:47:10,914 --> 00:47:13,080 - Anyone want some Bordeaux? - No, thanks! 700 00:47:13,872 --> 00:47:15,872 Are you sure she hasn't shown up? 701 00:47:17,206 --> 00:47:19,539 I guess she got held up or something. 702 00:47:20,248 --> 00:47:21,998 Thanks, whatever you are. 703 00:47:23,998 --> 00:47:27,873 This year we've only had 43 fractures. 704 00:47:28,582 --> 00:47:30,497 - How do you do it? - I just do. 705 00:47:30,498 --> 00:47:32,456 We're closed. 706 00:47:32,457 --> 00:47:36,040 No, it's Seldmann, Jean-Claude's replacement for heli-skiing. 707 00:47:36,041 --> 00:47:37,332 Go around! 708 00:47:38,332 --> 00:47:40,666 - He's a great guy. - Go around! 709 00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:48,041 Hi, Gilbert, come in! 710 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:55,292 This is Gilbert, Jean-Claude's replacement for heli-skiing. 711 00:47:55,834 --> 00:47:57,501 Sit down, Gilbert. 712 00:48:00,751 --> 00:48:03,667 I think I've met some of you. Hello, doctor. 713 00:48:03,668 --> 00:48:04,793 Hello. 714 00:48:07,293 --> 00:48:09,751 - Would you like some pie? - I'd love some. 715 00:48:11,293 --> 00:48:14,584 - There isn't any left. Sorry. - I don't mean to be rude, 716 00:48:14,585 --> 00:48:16,168 but you look familiar. 717 00:48:16,169 --> 00:48:18,376 I'm not surprised. I'm Gilbert Seldmann. 718 00:48:18,377 --> 00:48:20,169 He's a TV star. 719 00:48:20,711 --> 00:48:23,961 - On what show? - I'm the weatherman. 720 00:48:24,503 --> 00:48:27,169 I'm at my post, rain or shine. 721 00:48:30,336 --> 00:48:31,628 Get it? 722 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,087 Wait for me! I got away! 723 00:50:09,219 --> 00:50:11,552 Really cleans out your lungs! 724 00:50:12,344 --> 00:50:15,885 It's good for you, after the crap you breathe all year. 725 00:50:15,886 --> 00:50:18,302 How high are we? It's hard to breathe. 726 00:50:18,303 --> 00:50:21,552 About 12,500 feet. The lodge is way down there. 727 00:50:21,553 --> 00:50:23,302 - Nice, huh? - Popeye... 728 00:50:23,303 --> 00:50:26,220 - Is that Mont Blanc? - No, it's Mont Rose. 729 00:50:27,262 --> 00:50:29,053 And... See that? 730 00:50:29,054 --> 00:50:32,595 That's Big Woody Peak. Brown Eye Gorge 731 00:50:32,596 --> 00:50:34,638 is just out of sight. 732 00:50:36,388 --> 00:50:38,053 I feel so small. 733 00:50:38,055 --> 00:50:41,555 - You're not that big. - It's gonna be a nice day. 734 00:50:44,138 --> 00:50:46,721 We'll head up to Brown Eye Gorge. 735 00:50:46,722 --> 00:50:48,639 - Can we eat there? - We'll have a picnic. 736 00:50:53,181 --> 00:50:55,388 What incredible scenery! 737 00:50:55,389 --> 00:50:58,180 All this snow makes it seem so spotless. 738 00:50:58,181 --> 00:50:59,765 It seems so clean. 739 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,431 - Compared to the Mediterranean. - The sea is filthy! 740 00:51:04,223 --> 00:51:07,806 It's a dump! You're tripping over tin cans! 741 00:51:07,807 --> 00:51:09,765 When you come here, it's clean. 742 00:51:10,182 --> 00:51:12,264 The problem is after you leave. 743 00:51:12,265 --> 00:51:15,306 The snow covers everything and keeps it immaculate. 744 00:51:15,307 --> 00:51:17,640 What about in the summer when it melts? 745 00:51:17,641 --> 00:51:20,098 In the summer, you go to the beach. 746 00:51:20,099 --> 00:51:22,725 - Except the sea is filthy. - Oh, yeah. 747 00:51:24,308 --> 00:51:27,474 - Are you keeping up? - Is it far? 748 00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:29,433 No, it's right here. 749 00:51:33,642 --> 00:51:35,516 Someone's here, I see smoke. 750 00:51:35,517 --> 00:51:37,975 Those cabins are open to everyone. 751 00:51:37,976 --> 00:51:39,934 They could be nice people. 752 00:51:40,351 --> 00:51:43,809 Once a bunch of gendarmes sang dirty songs until 3 a.m. 753 00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:45,350 It was fun! 754 00:51:45,351 --> 00:51:47,768 - My brother's a gendarme. - Really. 755 00:51:59,769 --> 00:52:00,978 - Hello! - Hello! 756 00:52:10,853 --> 00:52:13,312 - Where are we sleeping? - There's another room. 757 00:52:26,479 --> 00:52:27,646 Well... 758 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,355 They took it, we'll sleep here. 759 00:52:31,855 --> 00:52:33,646 They took the best room. 760 00:52:33,647 --> 00:52:36,896 There are so few of them, they should sleep here. 761 00:52:36,897 --> 00:52:38,979 Say something to them, J�r�me. 762 00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:42,064 - You say something. - Maybe they'll figure it out. 763 00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:53,939 - What's your name? - Fernanda. 764 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,147 - That's Fernande in French. - Yeah. 765 00:52:56,148 --> 00:52:57,982 - It's a beautiful name. - Yeah. 766 00:52:58,607 --> 00:53:00,899 There's a song that goes, 767 00:53:01,232 --> 00:53:03,774 "When I think about Fernande..." 768 00:53:08,733 --> 00:53:12,150 "When I think about Fernande, I get a hard-on..." 769 00:53:12,691 --> 00:53:15,150 - She knows it. - She likes Brassens. 770 00:53:18,317 --> 00:53:22,108 Is the nice man heating the water your husband? 771 00:53:22,109 --> 00:53:24,109 - No, un amico. - Un amico! 772 00:53:24,984 --> 00:53:27,901 - What about the other moron? - They're both friends. 773 00:53:31,734 --> 00:53:35,150 Should I make Italian spaghetti for everyone? 774 00:53:35,151 --> 00:53:37,110 - Good idea! - Spaghetti al pesto. 775 00:53:37,111 --> 00:53:39,193 "Pesto" as in "pest?" 776 00:53:40,152 --> 00:53:42,234 - Hey! - Just asking! 777 00:53:42,235 --> 00:53:44,152 I need to talk to you. 778 00:53:51,611 --> 00:53:55,110 The Italian's available, she's mine, so lay off. 779 00:53:55,111 --> 00:53:58,319 Friendship doesn't count. It's every man for himself. 780 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,111 Too bad for the rest. 781 00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:01,945 I'm going to get wood. 782 00:54:02,612 --> 00:54:05,069 - Help me? - I'll give you a hand. 783 00:54:05,070 --> 00:54:07,029 Yeah, we'll give you two hands. 784 00:54:11,571 --> 00:54:13,071 Get out of here! 785 00:54:22,697 --> 00:54:25,530 Carry this. Fernanda and I will get the rest. 786 00:54:30,447 --> 00:54:32,155 They're hard to carry. 787 00:54:32,156 --> 00:54:34,531 You're hard to resist. 788 00:54:35,156 --> 00:54:36,531 Are you crazy? 789 00:54:39,156 --> 00:54:40,280 Oh, great! 790 00:54:40,281 --> 00:54:41,989 Doesn't know what she wants. 791 00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:44,031 I was about to score! 792 00:54:44,032 --> 00:54:46,864 What's stopping me from punching you? 793 00:54:46,865 --> 00:54:49,657 - Fear? - Must be it. Let's go in. 794 00:54:55,408 --> 00:54:58,283 Is this where we are? Is this the border? 795 00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:00,324 Yeah, that's it. 796 00:55:00,325 --> 00:55:03,033 It goes right down the middle of the lodge. 797 00:55:04,367 --> 00:55:06,907 - That's funny. - Am I in Italy or France? 798 00:55:06,908 --> 00:55:09,866 Italy's that way... You're in Italy. 799 00:55:09,867 --> 00:55:11,242 We're in France. 800 00:55:13,034 --> 00:55:15,534 I can't go to bed without my passport! 801 00:55:16,409 --> 00:55:19,701 Good thing I came alone instead of with a girlfriend. 802 00:55:21,743 --> 00:55:25,577 It's hard to meet people when you're a couple. 803 00:55:26,827 --> 00:55:30,202 - It's bedtime. Good night. - Good night. 804 00:55:41,244 --> 00:55:44,995 I'm getting tired. Good night. 805 00:55:52,579 --> 00:55:55,454 - She's with him. - I figured that out. 806 00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,537 There are some great runs around here. 807 00:56:00,538 --> 00:56:03,412 There's a 10-mile one that follows the border. 808 00:56:03,413 --> 00:56:06,413 - 5 or 6 hours of skiing. - Sounds good. 809 00:56:07,038 --> 00:56:09,038 I'll take you one day. 810 00:56:21,914 --> 00:56:24,956 There are some amazing things around here. 811 00:56:25,748 --> 00:56:28,830 I visited the Douanier Rousseau's house. 812 00:56:28,831 --> 00:56:30,248 That's incredible! 813 00:56:33,665 --> 00:56:36,539 The house is divided in half 814 00:56:36,540 --> 00:56:38,831 by the border, so it's really... 815 00:56:38,832 --> 00:56:41,206 - Yeah? - They built a wall 816 00:56:41,207 --> 00:56:43,790 down the middle to mark the border, 817 00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:46,166 so it's really hard to visit. 818 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:49,166 - Because of the wall. - Because of the wall. 819 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:53,375 Fitting, for a customs agent. 820 00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:59,166 The same thing happened 821 00:56:59,167 --> 00:57:00,459 to your mother. - Right! 822 00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:03,626 When she went to Switzerland, she went through customs. 823 00:57:04,042 --> 00:57:05,917 - Yeah? - She had 824 00:57:05,918 --> 00:57:08,251 a pound of chocolate on her. 825 00:57:09,335 --> 00:57:11,085 They searched her everywhere! 826 00:57:11,793 --> 00:57:13,168 For 1 pound! 827 00:57:15,668 --> 00:57:16,668 Anyway... 828 00:57:17,793 --> 00:57:20,210 There's some nice stuff around here. 829 00:57:27,419 --> 00:57:29,336 Can I have a cigarette? 830 00:57:41,379 --> 00:57:45,421 I'm getting tired, too. Good night. 831 00:57:47,421 --> 00:57:48,629 Good night. 832 00:58:01,755 --> 00:58:03,672 I'm going for a walk. 833 00:58:08,672 --> 00:58:10,298 Are they paying her? 834 00:58:10,631 --> 00:58:12,881 Maybe we have to take a number. 835 00:58:14,298 --> 00:58:16,422 - She's pretty sexy. - She's disgusting. 836 00:58:16,423 --> 00:58:18,673 - Makes me sick to my stomach. - Relax! 837 00:58:23,507 --> 00:58:26,965 Ask your friend to stop looking through the window. 838 00:58:33,299 --> 00:58:35,215 I was looking at the stars 839 00:58:35,216 --> 00:58:37,716 and someone opened a shutter in my face. 840 00:58:43,175 --> 00:58:44,883 - I want some, too! - Scusi. 841 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,716 I'll "scusi" him! 842 00:58:48,717 --> 00:58:50,342 Stop it. 843 00:58:51,759 --> 00:58:54,467 - Is it usually like this here? - Not at all. 844 00:58:54,468 --> 00:58:58,093 Not with the gendarmes, but then they were sergeants. 845 00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,885 My brother would never do that. 846 00:59:06,885 --> 00:59:08,969 Bernard, now they're snoring. 847 00:59:09,552 --> 00:59:12,636 These wops can't do anything quietly! 848 00:59:13,219 --> 00:59:15,261 Shut up! Shut up! 849 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:16,678 Scusi. 850 00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:27,011 Good one, Bernard! 851 00:59:27,012 --> 00:59:29,511 Now they're starting up again. 852 00:59:29,512 --> 00:59:32,804 - They're driving me crazy! - Throw water on them! 853 00:59:33,554 --> 00:59:36,054 You're jealous. Italians are good. 854 00:59:37,888 --> 00:59:40,637 They can't do it all night. Let us sleep! 855 00:59:40,638 --> 00:59:42,096 Shut up! 856 00:59:42,513 --> 00:59:44,971 People are trying to sleep! 857 00:59:45,847 --> 00:59:46,847 Stop it! 858 01:00:12,932 --> 01:00:15,099 Those bastards wore me out. 859 01:00:19,307 --> 01:00:22,848 - Get a move on, Nathalie! - Where does the trash go? 860 01:00:22,849 --> 01:00:25,141 Just throw it under the bed. 861 01:00:26,266 --> 01:00:30,350 - Hurry up! Time to go! - Hey, we're not cattle! 862 01:00:36,309 --> 01:00:38,726 Lay it flat or everything will get wrinkled. 863 01:00:40,351 --> 01:00:41,601 Watch your fingers. 864 01:00:44,976 --> 01:00:49,018 What is it? What's got you so upset? 865 01:00:49,810 --> 01:00:52,102 You knew I had to leave. 866 01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:55,685 I can't get hold of myself. 867 01:00:57,269 --> 01:00:59,811 You have to understand that I'm possessive. 868 01:01:01,227 --> 01:01:03,851 It's all I can do not to collapse. 869 01:01:03,852 --> 01:01:05,728 What would that accomplish? 870 01:01:06,103 --> 01:01:09,061 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 871 01:01:11,311 --> 01:01:13,020 You won't be all alone. 872 01:01:13,687 --> 01:01:16,894 Your friends are here, and you're eating with them tonight. 873 01:01:16,895 --> 01:01:19,020 They're nice people. 874 01:01:19,770 --> 01:01:23,271 In small quantities. I don't know what to say to them. 875 01:01:24,187 --> 01:01:26,063 I feel so different. 876 01:01:26,563 --> 01:01:28,854 You are different, believe me. 877 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,188 Isn't that why we're together? 878 01:01:34,313 --> 01:01:36,188 - I'm sure. - Here... 879 01:01:37,647 --> 01:01:39,272 A present. 880 01:01:40,314 --> 01:01:42,814 Something to remember me by. 881 01:01:44,022 --> 01:01:46,271 - What is it? - A plastic oyster. 882 01:01:46,272 --> 01:01:48,273 It goes "pfff" when you squeeze it. 883 01:01:49,189 --> 01:01:51,064 You'll always make me laugh. 884 01:01:52,981 --> 01:01:54,481 I have to go. 885 01:01:58,982 --> 01:02:00,065 Please, Christiane! 886 01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:03,065 - Put on your seatbelt. - Of course. 887 01:02:07,232 --> 01:02:09,524 - Want me to push? - Yes, please. 888 01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:19,108 Push, Christiane! 889 01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:25,149 Call me when you get back. 890 01:02:25,150 --> 01:02:26,901 I'll try. Push! 891 01:02:29,776 --> 01:02:32,567 - Did you hurt yourself? - No, don't worry. 892 01:02:32,568 --> 01:02:35,401 I can't stop now. I'll write you. 893 01:02:39,526 --> 01:02:41,027 Be careful, darling! 894 01:02:44,652 --> 01:02:47,193 - Keeping up? - It's far! 895 01:02:47,194 --> 01:02:49,069 Slow down, I'm not used to it! 896 01:02:49,486 --> 01:02:51,611 Come on, let's go! 897 01:02:52,861 --> 01:02:54,736 I'm sick of skiing. 898 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:04,278 Are you sure we're in the right place? 899 01:03:04,695 --> 01:03:06,444 I don't recognize it. 900 01:03:06,445 --> 01:03:08,569 If you're scared, don't ski off-trail. 901 01:03:08,570 --> 01:03:11,196 We're not the only ones here. 902 01:03:12,946 --> 01:03:14,154 Come on! 903 01:03:15,571 --> 01:03:16,404 Go! 904 01:03:17,738 --> 01:03:18,696 Come on! 905 01:03:19,071 --> 01:03:21,905 - I can't continue! - Go sideways. 906 01:03:22,571 --> 01:03:25,362 - Let's go! - I can't do it! 907 01:03:25,363 --> 01:03:29,447 - Let yourself go! - The snow's too soft for me. 908 01:03:29,905 --> 01:03:33,156 - You've done it before. - It's too hard. 909 01:03:33,697 --> 01:03:36,698 - No, it's a cinch! - I'll do it but I'm scared. 910 01:03:37,656 --> 01:03:39,072 She's going fast. 911 01:03:39,073 --> 01:03:41,322 - Go! - She's going fast. 912 01:03:41,323 --> 01:03:43,156 She's going too fast. 913 01:03:43,698 --> 01:03:44,948 Too fast! 914 01:03:50,824 --> 01:03:53,324 - Stop faking. - She's really hurt. 915 01:04:00,283 --> 01:04:02,450 - Where does it hurt? - My shoulder. 916 01:04:05,158 --> 01:04:06,908 Stop acting. 917 01:04:07,283 --> 01:04:09,366 It hurts! 918 01:04:09,367 --> 01:04:10,949 - A lot? - Yes. 919 01:04:10,950 --> 01:04:13,116 The bone's out of its socket. 920 01:04:13,117 --> 01:04:15,616 I'll put it back in and you'll feel better. 921 01:04:15,617 --> 01:04:17,367 Will it hurt? 922 01:04:18,826 --> 01:04:19,741 No. 923 01:04:19,743 --> 01:04:22,159 That's very painful. It happened to my brother. 924 01:04:22,576 --> 01:04:23,868 - Gigi! - Yes? 925 01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:25,660 Sorry. 926 01:04:26,826 --> 01:04:29,201 When I put the bone in place, I'll say go. 927 01:04:29,202 --> 01:04:32,326 Hit her hard to distract her from the pain. 928 01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:34,784 - Me? - Yes, you saw my nurse do it. 929 01:04:34,785 --> 01:04:36,619 - You'll be fine. - I can do it. 930 01:04:37,035 --> 01:04:39,494 This'll be easy. Watch her arm. 931 01:04:40,619 --> 01:04:43,619 It'll be over before you know it. 932 01:04:43,994 --> 01:04:45,453 You'll be fine. 933 01:04:47,786 --> 01:04:49,786 - My head! - I didn't say anything! 934 01:04:49,788 --> 01:04:53,619 - You said to hit her. - I didn't say "go!" 935 01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:56,786 - But I thought... - Are you nuts? 936 01:04:56,787 --> 01:04:58,954 Are you stupid or what? 937 01:05:00,621 --> 01:05:03,913 Could you do it? Watch me and I'll tell you when. 938 01:05:04,496 --> 01:05:06,828 - Is it over? - No, but soon. 939 01:05:06,829 --> 01:05:08,787 - It hurts. - Don't worry. 940 01:05:08,788 --> 01:05:11,705 Don't move. Get ready, Bernard. It'll take 2 seconds. 941 01:05:12,747 --> 01:05:14,371 - Ready? - Yes. 942 01:05:14,372 --> 01:05:15,413 Here we go. 943 01:05:18,997 --> 01:05:20,581 - Should I go? - No! 944 01:05:22,164 --> 01:05:23,955 You're a monster! 945 01:05:23,956 --> 01:05:26,956 - It was to ease your pain. - You win! 946 01:05:27,539 --> 01:05:31,497 - I didn't want you to suffer. - I'm sick of this! 947 01:05:31,498 --> 01:05:33,540 I'm so sick of this! 948 01:05:34,873 --> 01:05:38,040 - Keeping up, Nathalie? - Leave me the hell alone! 949 01:05:39,124 --> 01:05:41,374 Remind me not to do this again. 950 01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:47,332 - Get up, Nathalie. - I'm exhausted. 951 01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:50,249 Everyone's tired. We'll be back in 15 minutes. 952 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:54,541 It's been 15 minutes for 2 hours! 953 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,375 There are no landmarks. 954 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:01,041 - I'm fed up! - Popeye, wait for us! 955 01:06:01,042 --> 01:06:03,041 It's easy, it's downhill. 956 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:04,834 - Shit! - Wait! 957 01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:10,084 We just took the scenic route, that's all. 958 01:06:20,752 --> 01:06:24,752 - What was that? - It happens often in winter. 959 01:06:25,377 --> 01:06:28,502 - It's safe here. - Sure, it's safe. 960 01:06:29,794 --> 01:06:31,752 I don't want to continue blind. 961 01:06:31,753 --> 01:06:33,502 It's unfamiliar to me. 962 01:06:33,503 --> 01:06:36,002 Have you ever been here before? 963 01:06:36,003 --> 01:06:38,753 It was summer and there were cows everywhere. 964 01:06:39,295 --> 01:06:41,127 It didn't look the same. 965 01:06:41,128 --> 01:06:43,836 Did you go to the left or the right of the stump? 966 01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:46,503 I made a mistake once before. 967 01:06:46,504 --> 01:06:49,921 I went right instead of left, or the other way around. 968 01:06:51,087 --> 01:06:53,004 - Find it? - We're figuring it out. 969 01:06:53,005 --> 01:06:56,380 You're lying, J�r�me! You don't know where we are! 970 01:06:56,838 --> 01:07:00,879 We're hopelessly lost and we're going to freeze to death. 971 01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:04,588 I'll never see Poopsie again! Are you happy? 972 01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:08,005 Calm down, Gigi. 973 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,589 Calm down! 974 01:07:15,173 --> 01:07:18,505 Don't beat each other up. This is all my fault. 975 01:07:18,506 --> 01:07:20,964 What difference does it make, you jerk? 976 01:07:20,965 --> 01:07:23,047 You brought us here. We're in shit, 977 01:07:23,048 --> 01:07:26,006 and all you do is complain about your life. 978 01:07:26,007 --> 01:07:29,089 You're nothing but a lackey to your wife. 979 01:07:29,090 --> 01:07:32,215 Gigi said it, we're all going to die here. 980 01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:34,590 We're in shit because you're a jerk. 981 01:07:34,591 --> 01:07:37,049 That's why your wife's cheating on you. 982 01:07:41,633 --> 01:07:44,175 - Sorry, Popeye. - It's all right. 983 01:07:45,633 --> 01:07:47,050 And it's true. 984 01:07:48,133 --> 01:07:49,050 Look... 985 01:07:49,550 --> 01:07:52,134 We've got it out of our systems. 986 01:07:53,384 --> 01:07:55,425 We can start fresh. 987 01:07:55,426 --> 01:07:58,175 We'll get out of here one way or another. 988 01:07:58,176 --> 01:08:00,133 You're a nice guy, Jean-Claude. 989 01:08:00,134 --> 01:08:01,385 It's true. 990 01:08:02,301 --> 01:08:04,385 Only you don't attack me. 991 01:08:07,052 --> 01:08:09,093 I'm going to kill you! 992 01:08:10,802 --> 01:08:14,052 We're saved. I see Jesus! 993 01:08:24,053 --> 01:08:27,427 - You knew about this altar? - Yeah, Our Lady of the Bush. 994 01:08:27,428 --> 01:08:29,428 - Where are we? - The Bush Plateau! 995 01:08:29,429 --> 01:08:32,011 - How do we get down? - Never been here! 996 01:08:32,012 --> 01:08:35,678 You guys go get help. I'm not moving. 997 01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:39,304 I'm tired and my shoulder hurts. Go get a helicopter. 998 01:08:39,762 --> 01:08:42,470 - What should we do? - I'll get a helicopter. 999 01:08:42,471 --> 01:08:45,220 No! What if you have an accident? 1000 01:08:45,221 --> 01:08:47,554 - Oh, yeah. - The men will go. 1001 01:08:47,555 --> 01:08:49,762 I'll just hold you up. 1002 01:08:49,763 --> 01:08:53,262 One man should stay with the women. 1003 01:08:53,263 --> 01:08:55,764 - I'll stay, too. - No more room. 1004 01:09:04,514 --> 01:09:06,763 - Damn! - Shit! 1005 01:09:06,765 --> 01:09:08,431 Stop, Gilbert! 1006 01:09:09,848 --> 01:09:11,598 Keep your skis up! 1007 01:09:12,348 --> 01:09:14,472 His skis are crossed, it's OK. 1008 01:09:14,473 --> 01:09:18,181 You're too slow. Walk up, you're slowing us down. 1009 01:09:18,182 --> 01:09:21,223 Why don't I just keep going like this? 1010 01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:25,265 We'll be late. Take off your boots and walk. 1011 01:09:25,266 --> 01:09:27,098 You're making us late. 1012 01:09:27,099 --> 01:09:29,724 Nice trip, considering what it costs. 1013 01:09:29,725 --> 01:09:31,307 Let's go! 1014 01:09:31,308 --> 01:09:33,807 Even I ski better than that. 1015 01:09:33,808 --> 01:09:35,016 Yeah, right. 1016 01:09:35,017 --> 01:09:37,309 - Let's keep going. - We'll be there soon. 1017 01:09:46,393 --> 01:09:47,559 Are you OK? 1018 01:09:49,559 --> 01:09:51,768 Hurry, it'll be dark in an hour. 1019 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,267 I'm losing my hat! 1020 01:09:56,268 --> 01:09:59,727 If you were on a desert island with a guy like me, 1021 01:10:00,727 --> 01:10:02,809 how long would you hold out? 1022 01:10:02,810 --> 01:10:05,393 Depends on what we had to survive. 1023 01:10:05,394 --> 01:10:08,019 That's not what I meant, I was talking about... 1024 01:10:09,394 --> 01:10:11,103 human relations. 1025 01:10:11,519 --> 01:10:14,435 When you're in a cramped place, 1026 01:10:14,436 --> 01:10:17,227 like an elevator... - That reminds me. 1027 01:10:17,228 --> 01:10:20,019 Once I got stuck in an elevator 1028 01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:22,811 with a guy I didn't even know. 1029 01:10:22,812 --> 01:10:25,811 It's funny how fast you get ideas. 1030 01:10:25,812 --> 01:10:29,603 Yeah, elevators give you ideas, sure, why not. 1031 01:10:29,604 --> 01:10:31,228 - It's normal. - It's normal. 1032 01:10:31,229 --> 01:10:34,437 But thinking isn't the same as doing. 1033 01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:36,270 We're not animals. 1034 01:10:36,271 --> 01:10:38,772 No, of course we're not animals. 1035 01:10:41,230 --> 01:10:43,605 This is just hypothetical, 1036 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,939 but let's say we don't get rescued. 1037 01:10:47,522 --> 01:10:52,230 Since we'll all get ideas from being in an elevator, 1038 01:10:52,231 --> 01:10:54,980 I think... It'd be a shame 1039 01:10:54,981 --> 01:10:57,940 to die without one last pleasure. 1040 01:10:59,273 --> 01:11:01,023 Hang on, Jean-Claude! 1041 01:11:01,523 --> 01:11:04,607 The guy in the elevator turned me on. 1042 01:11:05,107 --> 01:11:07,648 - You can't control it. - No. 1043 01:11:07,649 --> 01:11:09,024 You're right. 1044 01:11:15,483 --> 01:11:17,398 Where are you going? 1045 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:21,690 I'll walk in a straight line. Either I'll find the lodge 1046 01:11:21,692 --> 01:11:23,691 or fall off a cliff. 1047 01:11:23,692 --> 01:11:27,275 No one will miss me. 'Bye, girls. 1048 01:11:28,234 --> 01:11:30,650 Don't be an idiot. 1049 01:11:30,651 --> 01:11:32,817 Don't take everything literally. 1050 01:11:36,443 --> 01:11:38,318 So you mean that... 1051 01:11:39,485 --> 01:11:43,110 if you were desperate, I might possibly score? 1052 01:11:44,485 --> 01:11:45,652 Yes. 1053 01:11:46,277 --> 01:11:48,818 If there was no other hope. 1054 01:11:48,819 --> 01:11:50,569 We'll wait and see. 1055 01:11:53,861 --> 01:11:56,611 I don't get the feeling they'll be back. 1056 01:12:00,444 --> 01:12:03,486 Another 10 minutes and I'll consider us lost. 1057 01:12:11,487 --> 01:12:12,695 Listen! 1058 01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:15,321 It sounds like an animal breathing. 1059 01:12:17,362 --> 01:12:18,821 A beast! 1060 01:12:19,238 --> 01:12:21,237 - I'm scared! - A beast! 1061 01:12:21,238 --> 01:12:22,446 I'm scared! 1062 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:27,946 - It's him! - Oh, it's you! 1063 01:12:27,947 --> 01:12:32,029 You can't imagine how happy Gigi and I are to see you. 1064 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:33,238 Right? 1065 01:12:33,239 --> 01:12:36,197 - You consider this a rescue? - Yes! 1066 01:12:41,198 --> 01:12:42,697 Hey, Popeye! 1067 01:12:42,698 --> 01:12:46,614 You said it was straight downhill. 1068 01:12:46,615 --> 01:12:49,532 - That's what you said. - I must be wrong again. 1069 01:12:50,573 --> 01:12:53,573 Instead of walking up in the snow, 1070 01:12:53,574 --> 01:12:56,865 we should climb. I think it's just over there. 1071 01:12:57,657 --> 01:12:58,990 Yeah... 1072 01:12:58,991 --> 01:13:01,824 Climb that? You go ahead, I'm not doing it. 1073 01:13:03,199 --> 01:13:06,574 - You'll pay for this. - It's an easy climb. 1074 01:13:06,575 --> 01:13:09,990 - I'm no mountain climber! - Go! 1075 01:13:09,991 --> 01:13:12,200 - Stop arguing! - Climb! 1076 01:13:12,825 --> 01:13:14,824 There are no handholds. 1077 01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:16,575 - Calm down. - There's nothing to hold onto! 1078 01:13:16,576 --> 01:13:19,991 - Calm down. - I'm calm, there's nothing! 1079 01:13:19,992 --> 01:13:22,408 Calm down, Bernard! I'll help you. 1080 01:13:22,409 --> 01:13:25,033 - Lean on me. - The snow's too soft! 1081 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:27,410 You'd slip on hard snow, don't complain. 1082 01:13:28,076 --> 01:13:30,617 - You're useless! - Shut up! 1083 01:13:30,618 --> 01:13:31,868 Shut up! 1084 01:13:32,618 --> 01:13:35,242 - Lean on me! - I'm slipping! 1085 01:13:35,243 --> 01:13:37,076 What's going on? 1086 01:13:37,077 --> 01:13:40,159 - Wait! - You gotta pull us up! 1087 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,326 - Pull, Popeye! - I can't! 1088 01:13:42,327 --> 01:13:44,160 You're too heavy! 1089 01:13:44,161 --> 01:13:45,744 - Popeye! - What's taking you? 1090 01:13:47,411 --> 01:13:50,203 Drop whatever you can! The knapsacks! 1091 01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:52,286 Hold tight! 1092 01:13:53,203 --> 01:13:54,078 Wait! 1093 01:13:55,287 --> 01:13:57,744 So? Is that better? 1094 01:13:57,745 --> 01:14:00,162 Better, but I can't keep holding. 1095 01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:02,621 Your boots! 1096 01:14:04,121 --> 01:14:06,245 Look out! I dropped them! 1097 01:14:06,246 --> 01:14:08,703 - Drop your chain. - What? 1098 01:14:08,704 --> 01:14:12,079 - Drop your gold chain! - It weighs nothing! 1099 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,871 He has a thick gold chain that he won't drop. 1100 01:14:15,538 --> 01:14:18,412 It's a family heirloom, I can't drop it! 1101 01:14:18,413 --> 01:14:20,663 Drop it! 1102 01:14:20,664 --> 01:14:22,829 - You wanna drop with it? - Did he drop it? 1103 01:14:22,830 --> 01:14:24,789 - Do it! - Did he? 1104 01:14:25,456 --> 01:14:26,789 My chain! 1105 01:14:28,873 --> 01:14:30,206 Now I can do it. 1106 01:14:30,748 --> 01:14:32,288 Hey... 1107 01:14:32,289 --> 01:14:35,790 You should stretch out on that bench and rest a bit. 1108 01:14:36,206 --> 01:14:38,123 If you sleep, you die. 1109 01:14:39,748 --> 01:14:41,665 - Ow, my shoulder! - Sorry. 1110 01:14:42,749 --> 01:14:45,832 "Closer to Thee, my Lord..." 1111 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:53,583 Look! 1112 01:14:55,916 --> 01:14:57,250 Shit! 1113 01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:09,959 You weren't far from the village. 1114 01:15:10,709 --> 01:15:13,959 Barely half a mile. Gotta know the way. 1115 01:15:15,084 --> 01:15:19,626 I'll call the presbytery and tell your friends you're here. 1116 01:15:21,710 --> 01:15:24,542 Parisians are dogs! 1117 01:15:24,543 --> 01:15:26,252 Go home, kids! 1118 01:15:28,627 --> 01:15:30,544 There are animals here. 1119 01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:32,418 Go on! 1120 01:15:32,419 --> 01:15:34,628 This is so pretty! 1121 01:15:35,378 --> 01:15:37,711 Your place has charm! 1122 01:15:44,337 --> 01:15:47,879 We'll just wait for your friends to come and get you. 1123 01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:50,503 They're probably hungry. 1124 01:15:50,504 --> 01:15:53,753 Don't go to any trouble. You've been so kind. 1125 01:15:53,754 --> 01:15:56,378 - I'm starving. - I could eat. 1126 01:15:56,379 --> 01:15:58,338 Just say so! 1127 01:16:01,963 --> 01:16:04,170 Can you smell wood smoke? 1128 01:16:04,172 --> 01:16:06,130 Their place is so cute! 1129 01:16:06,588 --> 01:16:09,546 It's so clean, you could eat off the floor. 1130 01:16:09,547 --> 01:16:11,838 They must have mountain ham. 1131 01:16:11,839 --> 01:16:13,838 They kill it themselves. 1132 01:16:13,839 --> 01:16:16,296 I'm so hungry, I'd eat anything. 1133 01:16:16,297 --> 01:16:18,339 Look at this lace! 1134 01:16:20,048 --> 01:16:23,881 Look at how finely this lace is made! 1135 01:16:27,132 --> 01:16:28,590 They have TV! 1136 01:16:29,465 --> 01:16:31,715 It'll be a change from baguettes! 1137 01:16:32,549 --> 01:16:35,549 - I made them myself. - They're so round and firm. 1138 01:16:38,257 --> 01:16:40,924 This is a local specialty. 1139 01:16:41,258 --> 01:16:43,465 It's called "foune." 1140 01:16:43,466 --> 01:16:44,716 Foune... 1141 01:16:48,967 --> 01:16:51,799 It's good and ripe. Smell that! 1142 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,925 No, it looks good. 1143 01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:57,258 You'll eat it 1144 01:16:57,259 --> 01:16:59,676 home-style. Smeared on bread. 1145 01:17:01,509 --> 01:17:03,884 - Thanks. - What's in it? 1146 01:17:04,343 --> 01:17:07,342 It's made from all the cheese left over 1147 01:17:07,343 --> 01:17:09,259 from the year. You stew it 1148 01:17:09,260 --> 01:17:13,926 with lard and wood alcohol for 2 or 3 years. 1149 01:17:13,927 --> 01:17:16,801 There's pork rind in it, too. 1150 01:17:16,802 --> 01:17:19,636 Eat it and you'll be a real mountain man! 1151 01:17:21,344 --> 01:17:23,761 Nothing like it for your health. 1152 01:17:26,553 --> 01:17:27,678 Delicious! 1153 01:17:30,345 --> 01:17:32,636 You can really taste the lard. 1154 01:17:32,637 --> 01:17:36,095 It's at least 3 years old. It's the good stuff. 1155 01:17:38,679 --> 01:17:41,136 What are the white things? 1156 01:17:41,137 --> 01:17:44,679 Those are worms, so you get your meat. 1157 01:17:47,304 --> 01:17:50,762 - I'm vegetarian. - They're tiny, they can't hurt. 1158 01:17:50,763 --> 01:17:52,638 Excuse me! 1159 01:17:58,014 --> 01:18:00,055 Christiane, are you here? 1160 01:18:04,347 --> 01:18:08,263 You stood me up like a piece of garbage. 1161 01:18:08,264 --> 01:18:11,180 - No! - We got held up! 1162 01:18:11,181 --> 01:18:13,931 I really wanted to wait for you. 1163 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:18,348 I felt so alone, I wanted to kill myself. 1164 01:18:19,765 --> 01:18:22,432 So I ate 12 dozen oysters. 1165 01:18:24,099 --> 01:18:26,556 Why didn't you wait for me? 1166 01:18:26,557 --> 01:18:30,098 We got lost. We have to go get the others. 1167 01:18:30,099 --> 01:18:34,807 - They're on the mountain? - Some peasants picked them up. 1168 01:18:34,808 --> 01:18:37,266 - Consonant. - S. 1169 01:18:37,267 --> 01:18:39,517 - Vowel. - I. 1170 01:18:49,017 --> 01:18:50,475 Mr. Geoffroy? 1171 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:51,975 Sorry, 7. 1172 01:18:51,976 --> 01:18:53,560 - Mrs. Parrion? - Same. 1173 01:18:55,101 --> 01:18:57,018 - "Ambuler." - "Ambuler." 1174 01:18:59,310 --> 01:19:01,392 There was "blumaise," 8 letters. 1175 01:19:01,393 --> 01:19:03,934 Your friends are here. 1176 01:19:03,935 --> 01:19:05,727 - Hello. - Hello. 1177 01:19:07,644 --> 01:19:11,602 - Guys, thanks a lot! - It was nothing. 1178 01:19:11,603 --> 01:19:15,643 - You were half a mile away. - You gotta know the mountain. 1179 01:19:15,645 --> 01:19:18,560 - Yeah. - Yeah, gotta know the mountain. 1180 01:19:18,561 --> 01:19:21,561 Still we wouldn't be here without you. 1181 01:19:21,562 --> 01:19:23,727 - Take me back. - Sure. 1182 01:19:23,728 --> 01:19:27,353 Thanks for your hospitality. We'll be on our way. 1183 01:19:27,354 --> 01:19:30,103 You can't leave without having a drink. 1184 01:19:30,104 --> 01:19:32,520 - No, thanks! - Don't go to any trouble. 1185 01:19:32,521 --> 01:19:35,603 - Yes! - We'd love to! 1186 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:37,688 I'll get the bottle. 1187 01:19:42,272 --> 01:19:46,563 That's not very nice. Think what they've done for us. 1188 01:19:46,564 --> 01:19:48,813 It's the least we could do. 1189 01:19:48,814 --> 01:19:51,689 - Did you see what they eat? - It was very good! 1190 01:19:56,064 --> 01:19:57,398 Here it is! 1191 01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:04,023 So... 1192 01:20:04,565 --> 01:20:07,107 How do you get the... 1193 01:20:08,982 --> 01:20:12,106 ...toad inside the bottle? 1194 01:20:12,107 --> 01:20:15,690 Oh, that. We dry it out so it shrinks 1195 01:20:15,691 --> 01:20:18,524 and fits in, then swells up in the liquid. 1196 01:20:19,774 --> 01:20:20,900 Oh, yeah? 1197 01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:28,150 Not too much! 1198 01:20:33,526 --> 01:20:35,651 - Here! - Thanks. 1199 01:20:39,693 --> 01:20:41,900 Drink it in one shot, 1200 01:20:41,901 --> 01:20:43,901 or it burns your tongue. 1201 01:20:49,527 --> 01:20:51,402 Does you good! 1202 01:20:52,027 --> 01:20:53,069 Your turn! 1203 01:20:54,402 --> 01:20:56,235 So... 1204 01:20:56,236 --> 01:20:57,944 To your health... 1205 01:21:00,611 --> 01:21:01,736 Cheers. 1206 01:21:03,153 --> 01:21:04,570 Thanks. 1207 01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:07,361 Good luck, mainly. 1208 01:21:08,737 --> 01:21:10,695 The cork popped out. 1209 01:21:11,237 --> 01:21:12,195 Cheers. 1210 01:21:22,196 --> 01:21:23,279 It's strong! 1211 01:21:37,739 --> 01:21:39,864 This'd unclog a toilet! 1212 01:21:40,489 --> 01:21:43,113 It's not a drink for pussies. 1213 01:21:43,114 --> 01:21:45,781 - What the hell is it? - Shallot brandy. 1214 01:21:46,448 --> 01:21:48,905 We add garlic juice. 1215 01:21:48,906 --> 01:21:51,281 Shallots don't cut it. 1216 01:21:53,740 --> 01:21:54,822 Fruity. 1217 01:21:54,823 --> 01:21:56,907 Tasty. It's got a kick. 1218 01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:01,656 Damn! 1219 01:22:01,657 --> 01:22:05,657 Give me your address. I'll be in Paris with a girlfriend 1220 01:22:05,658 --> 01:22:09,450 for a couple of weeks, and it would help me out. 1221 01:22:10,033 --> 01:22:12,658 - Where we live? - Yeah, your address. 1222 01:22:13,325 --> 01:22:15,741 - It's...10 Rue Montmartre. - Huh? 1223 01:22:15,742 --> 01:22:17,450 10 Rue Montmartre. 1224 01:22:18,325 --> 01:22:19,367 Which district? 1225 01:22:19,492 --> 01:22:21,158 - 12th. - 3rd. 1226 01:22:21,159 --> 01:22:22,742 No, that's the floor. 1227 01:22:23,659 --> 01:22:25,325 - Phone number? - Not yet. 1228 01:22:25,326 --> 01:22:27,658 - Brand-new building. - Yeah. 1229 01:22:27,659 --> 01:22:30,075 You're not in Meudon anymore? 1230 01:22:30,076 --> 01:22:33,159 No... yes... we're moving in... 1231 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:35,659 - Just now. - We found 1232 01:22:35,660 --> 01:22:38,035 something brighter and just as big. 1233 01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:40,451 - 'Bye, Bernard. - 'Bye. 1234 01:22:40,452 --> 01:22:42,952 Come back whenever you like. 1235 01:22:45,786 --> 01:22:48,118 I have room for whoever wants a ride. 1236 01:22:48,119 --> 01:22:49,868 Not me, thanks. 1237 01:22:49,869 --> 01:22:51,786 Thanks a lot, Bernard. 1238 01:22:53,161 --> 01:22:54,703 Hey! 'Bye! 1239 01:22:55,536 --> 01:22:57,412 Say hi to him! 1240 01:22:58,620 --> 01:23:00,912 - Hurry, we'll be late! - 'Bye, girl. 1241 01:23:01,870 --> 01:23:05,869 'Bye, have a safe trip and give my love to Marius. 1242 01:23:05,871 --> 01:23:07,496 He'll be happy. 1243 01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:24,663 - Popeye's nice, but needy! - Good thing 1244 01:23:24,664 --> 01:23:27,496 you gave him the wrong address. 1245 01:23:27,497 --> 01:23:30,663 - He could stay 3 months. - He's a guy 1246 01:23:30,664 --> 01:23:33,748 who's better the less you know him. Popeye... 1247 01:23:34,831 --> 01:23:35,998 Yeah. 1248 01:23:40,290 --> 01:23:43,622 Bernard and Nathalie are really generous. 1249 01:23:43,623 --> 01:23:46,248 They're always ready to give. 1250 01:23:46,249 --> 01:23:49,373 Did you see how they offered to put me up? 1251 01:23:49,374 --> 01:23:52,498 - Hey, there's Mrs. Schmidt. - Damn! 1252 01:23:52,499 --> 01:23:53,791 Ma'am! 1253 01:23:54,458 --> 01:23:55,791 Ma'am! 1254 01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:59,041 So? 1255 01:26:31,428 --> 01:26:35,595 Translation: Julie McPhail TV5 Qu�bec Canada 1256 01:26:36,305 --> 01:26:42,484 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 87103