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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:02,602 [ROARS] 2 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:07,173 [ROARS] 3 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:27,894 [BUZZER SOUNDING] 4 00:01:57,316 --> 00:01:58,585 [BLOWS NOSE] 5 00:02:03,222 --> 00:02:04,457 [BUZZER SOUNDING] 6 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,366 [BUZZER SOUNDING OUT BRIDAL MARCH] 7 00:02:16,168 --> 00:02:17,804 [BRIDAL MARCH PLAYING] 8 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,748 Guests: AW. 9 00:02:32,451 --> 00:02:34,487 [VOICES INDISTINCT BENEATH MUSIC] 10 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,160 [CHEERING] 11 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:54,974 OH... 12 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,976 MRS. SLOVATNY! 13 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,016 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! 14 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,351 BREAK IT UP. 15 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:08,520 YOU'RE GOING ON OUR HONEYMOON WITH ME. 16 00:03:08,587 --> 00:03:12,892 COME ON. 17 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:13,893 OH! 18 00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:14,960 OH. 19 00:03:15,027 --> 00:03:16,396 [WOMEN SQUEALING] 20 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:23,569 BYE-BYE! 21 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:24,570 GOOD-BYE! 22 00:03:24,636 --> 00:03:25,571 BYE! 23 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:26,572 BYE-BYE! 24 00:03:26,638 --> 00:03:27,573 BYE! 25 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,907 BYE-BYE! 26 00:03:28,974 --> 00:03:30,343 BYE-BYE! 27 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,279 ISABEL... 28 00:03:33,345 --> 00:03:35,281 THIS IS A 1939 29 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,282 BLACK CADILLAC STATION WAGON. 30 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:38,784 IT'S NOT A HEARSE. 31 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:40,286 BUT IF IT... 32 00:03:40,352 --> 00:03:42,621 IF IT COMES FROM BURT MYERS' MORTUARY-- 33 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:44,857 THEN IT'S A GREAT BUY AT 500 BUCKS, 34 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,125 'CAUSE IT STANDS TO REASON 35 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,794 THAT WHOEVER DROVE IT FOR BURT MYERS' MORTUARY 36 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,530 WAS NO HOT-RODDING KID. 37 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:53,632 LOOK, LITTLE BIT, 38 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:56,268 SAY YOU CARRY COAL A COUPLE OF TIMES IN A-- 39 00:03:56,335 --> 00:03:57,770 IN A THUNDERBIRD. 40 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,071 DOESN'T NECESSARILY 41 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,107 MAKE THE THUNDERBIRD A COAL TRUCK, DOES IT? 42 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:02,108 NO. 43 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,209 BUT IF... 44 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:06,212 BUT IF THIS CAR... 45 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:10,716 HAS GONE 147,000 MILES... 46 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,051 WHAT WAS CARRIED IN IT 47 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:15,288 WAS CARRIED IN IT MORE THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES. 48 00:04:17,623 --> 00:04:19,158 IT'S NOT THAT I MIND, GEORGE, 49 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:20,826 IT'S JUST THAT... 50 00:04:20,892 --> 00:04:23,295 IT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE. 51 00:04:23,362 --> 00:04:25,664 I MEAN, AT FIRST GLANCE, RIGHT AFTER GETTING MARRIED. 52 00:04:25,731 --> 00:04:28,734 OH, YOU SURE WERE HAPPY ABOUT THAT, TOO. 53 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:30,235 BAWLING OVER THAT HEAD NURSE 54 00:04:30,302 --> 00:04:32,571 LIKE SHE WAS YOUR LAST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. 55 00:04:32,638 --> 00:04:34,574 AND AFTER TELLING ME 100 TIMES 56 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,575 WHAT A BLOOD-SUCKING OLD HARPY SHE IS. 57 00:04:36,642 --> 00:04:39,244 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU THINK I'M A HYPOCRITE. 58 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:41,080 NO, LITTLE BIT, I DIDN'T CALL YOU-- 59 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:43,382 IT'S JUST I HAD A MOMENT OF FEELING LONELY-- 60 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,751 GETTING MARRIED WITHOUT DADDY 61 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,252 OR POOR MAMA BEING THERE 62 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:49,254 AND GOING OFF TO A STRANGE PLACE... 63 00:04:49,321 --> 00:04:51,190 WAIT. YOU PICKED MIAMI! 64 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:54,693 WITH A STRANGE MAN I'M NOT EVEN RELATED TO... 65 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,362 IN A HEARSE! 66 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:57,764 ALL OF A SUDDEN, 67 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,366 I THOUGHT AT LEAST I KNOW MRS. SLOVATNY. 68 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,401 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE GOING TO MIAMI, FLORIDA 69 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:04,203 WITH MRS. SLOVATNY. 70 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,405 I DON'T WANNA GO WITH MRS. SLOVATNY. 71 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,707 I WANNA GO WITH YOU 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU-- 72 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:10,709 WHICH IS WHY I MARRIED YOU! 73 00:05:10,776 --> 00:05:12,211 ONLY THAT LITTLE FACT 74 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,179 WOULD BE A LITTLE EASIER TO REMEMBER 75 00:05:14,246 --> 00:05:15,715 IF YOU'D STOP SHOUTING AT ME! 76 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,049 WHO'S SHOUTING?! 77 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:19,385 'CAUSE I'M NOT USED TO BEING SHOUTED AT! 78 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:20,753 [SNIFFLES] 79 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,157 [TURNS RADIO ON] 80 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,059 Singers: ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪ 81 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,128 A RADIO IN A... 82 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,430 ♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ♪ 83 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,432 ♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 84 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,501 ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪ 85 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,236 ♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 86 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:39,071 I GUESS THEY MUST'VE PLAYED IT 87 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:40,339 ON THE WAY BACK. 88 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:41,607 ♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 89 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,109 ♪ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW ♪ 90 00:05:44,176 --> 00:05:46,145 ♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 91 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:48,348 ♪ O'ER THE FIELDS WE GO... ♪ 92 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,391 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 93 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,261 OHH. THINK IT'LL BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS, HONEY? 94 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,596 WON'T MATTER TO US. 95 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,265 WE GONNA BE LYING ON THE NICE, WARM SAND 96 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,501 IN MIAMI, FLORIDA. 97 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:09,702 HMM. 98 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,203 HEY, LITTLE BIT, 99 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,205 TAKE A LOOK BACK AT ST. LOUIS. 100 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:15,174 MAY BE YOUR LAST LOOK. 101 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,208 I DID IT, HONEY. 102 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:18,811 I QUIT MY JOB YESTERDAY. 103 00:06:20,946 --> 00:06:22,715 GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 104 00:06:22,781 --> 00:06:25,551 YEP. 105 00:06:25,617 --> 00:06:28,721 I DON'T THINK THAT'S ONE BIT AMUSING. 106 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:30,389 I'M TELLIN-- 107 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:32,224 GEORGE, I... 108 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:35,561 I THOUGHT MARRIED PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO... 109 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:38,397 DISCUSS IMPORTANT DECISIONS WITH EACH OTHER. 110 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:39,665 4:00 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, 111 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,800 WHEN I MADE THAT PARTICULAR DECISION, 112 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:43,035 WE WEREN'T MARRIED. 113 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:44,536 WELL, WE ARE NOW. 114 00:06:44,603 --> 00:06:45,571 OH, THAT'S THE TRUTH. 115 00:06:45,637 --> 00:06:47,540 OH. 116 00:06:47,606 --> 00:06:49,575 MIND TELLING ME WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO? 117 00:06:49,641 --> 00:06:51,510 WE'RE GONNA GO TO MIAMI, FLORIDA 118 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,679 AND LIE ON THE NICE, WARM SAND. 119 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,815 OH, NO WE ARE NOT. 120 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:59,518 WE ARE GONNA FIND YOU A JOB. 121 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:03,689 WE'LL TALK ABOUT WHAT KIND OF A JOB TONIGHT. 122 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:04,690 OH, I... 123 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,191 I MEAN... 124 00:07:06,258 --> 00:07:09,195 NO, I MEAN, LIKE WHILE WE'RE HAVING DINNER? 125 00:07:09,261 --> 00:07:11,697 AND THEN WE'LL START LOOKING TOMORROW. 126 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,199 AND WE WON'T STOP 127 00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:18,203 UNTIL WE FIND WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR. 128 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:19,539 [TURNS OFF RADIO] 129 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,707 HONEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SH-- 130 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,009 [TURNS RADIO ON] 131 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:29,848 Rockabilly singers: ♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪ 132 00:07:29,915 --> 00:07:31,217 ♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪ 133 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,452 ♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 134 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:37,056 ♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ♪ 135 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:38,191 George: INFORMATION? 136 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,659 I'D LIKE THE NUMBER OF MR. RALPH BATES. 137 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:41,927 HIGH POINT, TENNESSEE. 138 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:43,696 WILL YOU GET IT FOR ME? 139 00:07:43,762 --> 00:07:45,231 THANK YOU, OPERATOR. 140 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:56,775 HELLO. 141 00:07:56,842 --> 00:07:58,677 THIS IS GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 142 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,379 IS MR. BATES AT HOME? 143 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,414 HE'S AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY AT THE OFFICE? 144 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:05,751 YOU TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM IN THE MORNING WHEN HE SOBERS UP. 145 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,620 THANK YOU. 146 00:08:07,686 --> 00:08:08,653 [COIN CLANKS] 147 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,290 ♪ ...ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 148 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:12,324 ♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪ 149 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:13,359 ♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪ 150 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,194 ♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 151 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:16,762 YEAH, THAT'S ME. 152 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,363 [MEN LAUGHING] 153 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,432 LUCKY. 154 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:23,201 SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP, MACK, YOU KNOW? 155 00:08:23,268 --> 00:08:24,703 I DON'T NEED THAT! 156 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,272 I JUST LIKE IT. 157 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,305 [LAUGHING] 158 00:08:27,372 --> 00:08:31,376 ♪ ...ALL THE WAY ♪ 159 00:08:31,443 --> 00:08:33,211 WELL... 160 00:08:33,278 --> 00:08:36,215 IT'LL MAKE A CUTE STORY TO TELL, UH, 161 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:37,549 TELL PEOPLE, WON'T IT? 162 00:08:37,616 --> 00:08:38,718 I MEAN, 163 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:41,553 HAVING OUR WEDDING DINNER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. 164 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:44,223 WHAT'S A MATTER WITH A PLACE LIKE THIS? 165 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,724 I JUST MEAN IT'S, UH, 166 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,559 A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL. 167 00:08:47,626 --> 00:08:50,229 THAT'S WHAT SO CUTE ABOUT IT. 168 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,299 MIGHT DO US SOME GOOD AT THAT. 169 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:56,835 IT'S GETTING COLD IN THAT CAR. 170 00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:58,838 A LITTLE COLD ALL OVER. 171 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,139 I NOTICED. 172 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:02,808 WELL, DOWN THE HATCH. 173 00:09:05,744 --> 00:09:07,279 YOU AREN'T GONNA GET INTOXICATED, 174 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:08,948 ARE YOU, HONEY? 175 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:11,984 I--I MEAN, 176 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,620 YOU'VE ALREADY HAD QUITE A LOT OF BEER, DEAR. 177 00:09:14,686 --> 00:09:18,190 WHEN WE WERE GOING AROUND, YOU DIDN'T KEEP A TALLY ON WHAT I DRANK. 178 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:19,725 I'M NOT KEEPING A TALLY. I-- 179 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:22,027 THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE NOBODY IS GONNA COUNT DRINKS 180 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,395 ON GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 181 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:24,397 THAT-A-BOY! 182 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:25,998 YOU TELL HER! 183 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,600 Man: ALRIGHT, KID. 184 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:28,734 [APPLAUSE DIES OUT] 185 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,575 YOU WANT SOME KETCHUP? 186 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:37,843 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 187 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:39,011 NO, THANK YOU. 188 00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:49,988 LOOKS... 189 00:09:50,055 --> 00:09:51,523 LOOKS LIKE QUITE A GOOD STEAK. 190 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,759 THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A GOOD STEAK. 191 00:09:58,697 --> 00:09:59,899 MMM. 192 00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:03,669 DID YOU GET YOUR FRIEND RALPH BATES? 193 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,837 NO, I TALKED TO THE BABY-SITTER. 194 00:10:05,904 --> 00:10:08,407 SEE, RALPH WAS OUT AT A PARTY WITH HIS FRAU. 195 00:10:08,473 --> 00:10:09,542 MMM. 196 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,412 WHAT KIND OF CHILD DO THEY HAVE--THE BATES'? 197 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:16,248 MMM. A BOY OR A GIRL? 198 00:10:16,314 --> 00:10:17,249 [CHUCKLES] 199 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:18,918 ONE OR THE OTHER. 200 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,352 [LAUGHTER] 201 00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:21,487 OHH. 202 00:10:21,553 --> 00:10:23,522 MMM. YOU GONNA BE CRAZY ABOUT OLD RALPH. 203 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:25,257 WHEN WE WERE IN KOREA TOGETHER, 204 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:29,628 EVERY GUY IN THE AIR FORCE WOULD GO TO HIM, WHEN THINGS GOT FOULED UP. 205 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:32,331 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA TALK TO HIM ABOUT. 206 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,766 IT'S NOT A JOB, ACTUALLY. IT'S MORE OF A-- 207 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,668 OF AN OPPORTUNITY. 208 00:10:36,735 --> 00:10:39,004 ONE THAT'D SET ME UP FOR LIFE. 209 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,639 WE GONNA STOP OFF THERE TOMORROW. 210 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:44,276 YOU'RE ROUSING MY CURIOSITY. 211 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,078 AFTER I TALK IT OVER WITH RALPH. 212 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:49,415 IF I CAN ONLY WAIT TILL TOMORROW TO DISCUSS THE ASPECTS WITH HIM. 213 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,050 MY GOODNESS. IF IT'S ALL THAT IMPORTANT, 214 00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:55,187 WE SHOULD JUST DRIVE ALL NIGHT 215 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,122 TO HIGH POINT, TENNESSEE. 216 00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:59,891 I'D LIKE TO, BUT I DON'T KNOW HIS WIFE. 217 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,461 TO BARGE IN ON THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE-- 218 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:05,297 OH, THAT WOULD BE INCONSIDERATE, WOULDN'T IT? 219 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:06,865 ALMOST AS INCONSIDERATE 220 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:09,402 AS DRIVING ALL NIGHT WOULD BE TO ME! 221 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:12,404 AND YOU--AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME VERY WELL, EITHER. 222 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,873 OR WANT TO, IT LOOKS LIKE. 223 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,141 WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU? 224 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,142 WITH ME?! 225 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,411 MOST MEN IN YOUR POSITION 226 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,445 WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT THEIR BRIDES RIGHT NOW, 227 00:11:20,512 --> 00:11:24,583 NOT LIFE OPPORTUNITIES OR ANYTHING ELSE-- 228 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:29,821 ABOUT IF I WAS COLD OR NERVOUS OR TIRED. 229 00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:31,824 ABOUT FINDING A NICE PLACE TO STAY. 230 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,392 I PICKED A PLACE ON THE WAY TO MIAMI, FLORIDA. 231 00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:38,364 MOST MEN ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT WOULD SHOW A LITTLE INTEREST IN THAT WEDDING NIGHT. 232 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,700 THAT'S WHY I SAY IF THERE'S SOMETHING THE MATTER WITH ONE OF US, 233 00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:45,003 GEORGE HAVERSTICK, THAT ONE IS NOT ME. 234 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,205 [UTENSILS CLATTER] 235 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,511 AHEM. 236 00:11:52,577 --> 00:11:53,511 OH. 237 00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:54,913 COME ON. 238 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,815 GEORGE, UH... I GOT UPSET BECAUSE-- 239 00:11:56,882 --> 00:12:00,219 I KNOW. GET UP. I THOUGHT YOU JUST RARING TO GO. 240 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,253 GO WHERE?! 241 00:12:01,319 --> 00:12:03,455 I AM NOT GONNA GO JUST ANYWHERE. 242 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,090 I WOULDN'T DREAM 243 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:07,526 OF TAKING YOU JUST ANYWHERE. 244 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,338 HEY, MISTER, CAN YOU-- 245 00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:22,007 SHH. FOLKS IS SLEEPING. 246 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,976 I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF-- 247 00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:31,450 ARE WE GONNA STAY HERE? 248 00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:34,586 IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING. 249 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:38,390 YOU WANT US TO KEEP DRIVING? 250 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:41,994 MAY I HAVE MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG, PLEASE, GEORGE? 251 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:01,814 AAH! 252 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,248 OH! 253 00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:04,383 OOH. 254 00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:06,551 OH. 255 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:08,120 OH. OH! 256 00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:27,206 NOT BAD, HUH? OR IT WON'T BE ONCE IT'S WARM. 257 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,207 [CHUCKLES] 258 00:13:37,248 --> 00:13:39,017 LOOKS CLEAN ANYWAY. 259 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,953 COME ON IN, LITTLE BIT. STAY AWHILE. 260 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,366 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 261 00:14:33,471 --> 00:14:34,440 AH. 262 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,915 WHOA. 263 00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:52,691 [PIANO BEING PLAYED HORRIBLY] 264 00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:53,692 OH. 265 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,133 SKIP. SKIP! 266 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,669 [WHISPERING] Where's Mommy? 267 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,137 IN THE KITCHEN. 268 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,540 [PLAYING HORRIBLY] 269 00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:10,108 DON'T DO THAT, SKIP. 270 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,144 SKIP. NO. IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING. 271 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:13,912 DON'T DO THAT. PLEASE. 272 00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,381 THANK YOU, BOY. 273 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:30,729 AHEM. 274 00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:33,632 STILL TALKING TO ME? 275 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:39,905 ALRIGHT, DON'T DIE. 276 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,676 YOU ACTED LIKE ANYONE WITH 5 DOUBLE-MARTINIS IN HIM. 277 00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:45,910 NO BETTER, NO WORSE. 278 00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:47,679 [DOOR SLAMS] 279 00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:49,048 OH. 280 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,483 WHEW. 281 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,618 HOW'S THE HEAD? 282 00:15:53,685 --> 00:15:55,120 GUESS. 283 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,356 COME ON, HAVE SOME COFFEE. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 284 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,057 NO, I WON'T. NO. 285 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,628 IF YOU'D HOLLER AT ME, AND TELL ME I DISGRACED YOU AT THE PARTY, 286 00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:04,596 THEN I MIGHT FEEL BETTER. 287 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,466 GONNA HAVE TO FEEL BETTER SOME OTHER WAY. 288 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,967 LIKE, FOR INSTANCE... 289 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,402 FOR INSTANCE WHAT? 290 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,971 SEEING DADDY THE MINUTE YOU GET TO THE PLANT. 291 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,139 APOLOGIZING. 292 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,874 [PIANO BEING PLAYED HORRIBLY] 293 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,142 DADDY DOESN'T FEEL WELL, JUNIOR. 294 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,444 YOU GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE LIKE A GOOD BOY. 295 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,712 YOU GOT A STOMACH ACHE? 296 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,815 MMM. AMONG OTHER THINGS. 297 00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,385 DOTTY, CAN'T YOU GET THAT DOLL AWAY FROM HIM? HUH? 298 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,919 DOESN'T LOOK NICE FOR A BOY. 299 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,487 HE'S ONLY 4 YEARS OLD. 300 00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:33,826 WELL, THAT'S NONE TOO SOON TO GET WHAT HE IS FIRMLY FIXED IN HIS MIND. 301 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,994 AND WILL YOU STOP CALLING HIM JUNIOR? 302 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,463 PLEASE. AS A PERSONAL FAVOR. 303 00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:42,434 HONEY, I KNOW YOU HATE THE IDEA OF APOLOGIZING TO DADDY. 304 00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:46,805 [SIGHS] 305 00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,274 YOU BETTER BRIEF ME ON LAST NIGHT. 306 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,708 I WOULDN'T WANT TO APOLOGIZE 307 00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:52,577 FOR SOMETHING I MIGHT'VE FORGOTTEN TO SAY. 308 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,446 OH, YOU DIDN'T FORGET MUCH. 309 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,448 YOU SAID YOU HAD BATTLE FATIGUE 310 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,417 FROM LISTENING TO HIM BORE PEOPLE. 311 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,452 THEN WHEN THE OTHERS SAID THEY WEREN'T BORED, 312 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,722 YOU SAID YOU HAD TO GIVE HIM CREDIT--DADDY-- 313 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,858 BECAUSE IT TOOK TALENT TO TURN A WHOLE ROOMFUL OF PEOPLE 314 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:10,161 INTO MEALY-MOUTHED HYPOCRITES LIKE HIMSELF. 315 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,230 YOU SURE I WAS DRUNK? 316 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:16,234 OKAY, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE? 317 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,870 OH, NEVERMIND. JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT. 318 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:22,174 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS MARCH INTO HIS OFFICE, 319 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,743 TELL HIM YOU HAD TOO MUCH CHRISTMAS CHEER AND YOU 320 00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:26,011 DIDN'T MEAN A WORD. 321 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,213 THAT'S THE BRIGHT SIDE, HUH? 322 00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:31,650 JUST BE HONEST WITH HIM, RALPHIE. 323 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,919 YOU'LL BE SURPRISED HOW HE RESPONDS. 324 00:17:33,985 --> 00:17:35,954 YOU WERE DRUNK AND THE TRUTH CAME OUT! 325 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,256 I HAD NO RIGHT TO SAY WHAT I DID. 326 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,058 NOT AT YOUR PARTY IN YOUR HOUSE. 327 00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:41,526 THAT'S WHAT I'M APOLOGIZING FOR. 328 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,662 IT'S YOUR ATTITUDE YOU OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE FOR-- 329 00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:47,566 WHICH I'VE HAD A BELLYFUL OF. IT AIN'T RESPECTFUL. 330 00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:50,368 I'VE NEVER SAID A DISRESPECTFUL WORD TO YOU IN MY LIFE... 331 00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:51,436 TILL LAST NIGHT. 332 00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:53,238 YOU'VE NEVER SAID A GOOD WORD, EITHER. 333 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,307 I GIVE YOU A GREAT OPPORTUNITY HERE, 334 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,575 WHICH ANY OTHER YOUNG FELLA 335 00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:58,543 WOULD GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES FOR. 336 00:17:58,609 --> 00:18:00,411 THE SAME OPPORTUNITY MY FATHER-IN-LAW, 337 00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:03,448 THE LAST PRESIDENT OF REGAL DAIRY, GAVE ME. 338 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:05,083 ONLY I DIDN'T SNEER AT HIM. 339 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,251 I WAS GRATEFUL. 340 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,321 LIKE YOU OUGHT TO BE GRATEFUL. 341 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:12,590 FOR WHAT? I EARN EVERY PENNY I GET HERE. 342 00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:15,160 I EARN A LOT MORE PENNIES THAN I GET HERE. 343 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,563 AH, SO THAT'S THE GRIPE, IS IT? 344 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,031 THE BIG WAR HERO'S ALL BURNED UP 345 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,834 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET A CHRISTMAS RAISE OR PROMOTION. 346 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,103 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOUNG FELLA. 347 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,239 THE WAY I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL ABOUT YOU, 348 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,308 YOU'RE LUCKY YOU STILL HAVE A JOB. 349 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,677 ALIGHT. 350 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,680 YOU TOLD ME. 351 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,050 NOW, LET ME TELL YOU. 352 00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:40,819 DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT. 353 00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:42,854 NO, NO. OH, BUT I WANNA SAY IT-- 354 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,223 JUST WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS GREAT JOB 355 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,692 AND WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH IT. 356 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,327 AND YOU LET HIM?! 357 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,897 WHY IF YOU'D EVER TALKED THAT WAY TO MY DADDY, 358 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,799 HE'D HAVE HORSEWHIPPED YOU. 359 00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:56,802 I AM NOT CRITICIZING, STUART. 360 00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,803 I AM JUST STATING A FACT. 361 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,139 STUART. STUART, LISTEN. 362 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,374 STUART, YOU HAD BETTER TAKE A BICARB. 363 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,611 I DON'T WANT TO BE UP ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR STOMACH. 364 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:10,815 WELL, YOUR FINE HUSBAND HAS JUST... 365 00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,918 Q-U-I-T HIS JOB. 366 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,154 RALPH? 367 00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:17,556 OH, NO. 368 00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:20,358 THAT MAN OUGHT TO BE GRATEFUL EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE 369 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,794 THAT YOUR DADDY TOOK HIM INTO THE BUSINESS. 370 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,297 B-BUT HE ACTS LIKE HE'S DONE US THE FAVOR. 371 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:28,833 TREATS YOU LIKE A DOORMAT, A--A PIECE OF FURNITURE. 372 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,869 I THINK YOU OUGHT TO FIND OUT 373 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:34,773 EXACTLY WHERE IT IS THAT YOU STAND. 374 00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:37,308 WHY... 375 00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,211 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 376 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:43,315 RALPH IS WALKING OUT ON REGAL DAIRY PRODUCTS, 377 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,950 NOT ON ME. 378 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,952 ONCE THEY START WALKING OUT, 379 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,320 WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'LL WALK OUT ON. 380 00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:50,488 WELL, GIRLS, 381 00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:51,656 WHAT'S NEW? 382 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:52,991 HI, SKIPPY BOY. 383 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,863 I SEE YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEW. 384 00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:01,833 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA DO IT, BABY. 385 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,102 I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY. 386 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:09,540 HEY, BUT I KNEW YOU'D GO ALONG WITH ME. 387 00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:12,410 YOU--YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A THOUGHT. ME OR JUNIOR. 388 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:13,412 HONEY-- 389 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,412 YOU NEVER DO. 390 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,147 PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM JUNIOR. 391 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,049 I'LL CALL HIM ANYTHING I WANT. 392 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:22,353 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU ABOUT WHAT TO CALL HIM! 393 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,222 OKAY. 394 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,091 THEN IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF. 395 00:20:27,158 --> 00:20:30,161 AND I'LL START WITH THAT NEW DOLL YOU SO KINDLY BOUGHT HIM. 396 00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:31,596 HEY, SKIPPY BOY. 397 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,532 I'M NOT BITING MY NAILS. 398 00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:34,866 THEY'RE YOUR NAILS. 399 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,868 YOU WANNA BITE THEM, BITE THEM. 400 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,371 HEY, LISTEN, SKIP, YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING? 401 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,173 RIGHT THIS MINUTE, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING 402 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,741 WITH A LOT OF NEW STUFF FOR YOU. BOY STUFF. 403 00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:46,378 A REINDEER. I ASKED HIM IN A DEPARTMENT STORE. 404 00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:50,982 OH, UH, YEAH, A REINDEER OR A FOOTBALL. 405 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,517 A REINDEER! 406 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,756 WELL, THAT'S UP TO SANTA CLAUS, SKIP. 407 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:00,759 ANYWAY, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING 408 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:02,761 THIS SISSY JUNK ANYMORE, WILL YOU, HMM? 409 00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:03,962 NAH. 410 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,731 MY MOTHER GAVE HIM THAT DOLL! 411 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,901 NEXT TIME, SHE'LL KNOW BETTER. 412 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:13,371 ALRIGHT, DOROTHEA, LET'S GO HOME. 413 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,841 OH, NO, I'M NOT GOING HOME WITH YOU. 414 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,710 NOT TILL I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I STAND. 415 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,046 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HONEY? 416 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,648 YOU STAND EXACTLY WHERE YOU'VE ALWAYS STOOD. 417 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:26,017 I'M JUST LIKE A-- LIKE A DOORMAT TO YOU. 418 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,086 A PIECE OF FURNITURE YOU'RE SO USED TO 419 00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:29,621 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S THERE! 420 00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:32,957 LET'S GO HOME, HUH? I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE HOLLERING TIME YOU WANT, 421 00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:35,260 BUT AT OUR HOUSE, NOT HERE IN ENEMY TERRITORY. 422 00:21:35,326 --> 00:21:38,530 "ENEMY TERRITORY?!" THIS IS MY PARENT'S HOME AND IF YOU-- 423 00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:39,531 AAH! 424 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:42,700 HONEY, IS HE ALRIGHT? 425 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:44,068 YOU GO AWAY. 426 00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:47,138 YOU GET OUT OF HERE, BECAUSE I'M NEVER GOING HOME WITH YOU. 427 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,106 DOTTY, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN THAT. 428 00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:50,642 DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEAN. 429 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,311 I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I MEAN. 430 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:56,481 WHEN YOU STOP BEING HYSTERICAL, CALL ME. 431 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:57,916 I'LL COME AND GET YOU. 432 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:25,977 WELL, THANK YOU, HIGH POINT SUPERMARKET. 433 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:27,713 [DOG BARKS] 434 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:36,921 [SNAPS] 435 00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:39,390 GO AHEAD. GO ON, STRONGHEART. YOU WON'T MELT. 436 00:22:39,457 --> 00:22:40,925 GO ON, BOY. 437 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:42,394 [WHIMPERS] 438 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:45,263 GO ON. 439 00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:55,373 OH, NO. 440 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,042 OH, NO, YOU DON'T, YOU SLOB. 441 00:22:57,108 --> 00:22:58,309 OUTSIDE OR NOTHING. 442 00:22:58,376 --> 00:22:59,478 [WHIMPERS] 443 00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:00,739 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 444 00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:04,276 [RING] 445 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:07,746 [RING] 446 00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:11,450 [RING] 447 00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:16,721 YES? 448 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:20,891 OH, UH, YEAH, YEAH, OPERATOR, THIS IS HIM. 449 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:22,327 GEORGE? 450 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,896 WELL, HOW ARE YOU? IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU CALLED BACK. 451 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,198 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO? 452 00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:30,167 I'M UP TO MY NECK IN TROUBLES, BUDDY. I GOT HITCHED! 453 00:24:30,234 --> 00:24:32,971 YOU GOT MARRIED?! WELL, I'LL BE... 454 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,273 NOTHING GREAT ABOUT IT. I WISH I WAS BACK-- 455 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,675 HEY, HEY, HEY. HOLD ON, BOY. 456 00:24:37,742 --> 00:24:41,446 HEY, NOW, WHOA, WHOA. 457 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,015 DID YOU EVER HEAR OF A GIRL ACTING LIKE THAT?! 458 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:45,549 NOW, YOU TELL THE TRUTH, MAN! 459 00:24:45,616 --> 00:24:47,251 SON, THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY NATURAL. 460 00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:49,420 YOU JUST GOING THROUGH A PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 461 00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:51,856 A WEEK AND YOU'LL BE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF. 462 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:53,391 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'LL BE-- 463 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:54,993 NO, NO, GEORGE. I'M NOT LAUGHING. 464 00:24:55,059 --> 00:24:56,794 I SAID YOU'D BE LAUGHING. 465 00:24:56,861 --> 00:24:58,863 YOU JUST HAUL YOUR KEISTER OVER HERE, OKAY? 466 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,031 WHERE ARE YOU NOW? 467 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:04,202 I AM IN HELL, THAT'S WHERE I AM. I AM IN HELL. 468 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:06,971 NO, I MEAN GEOGRAPHICALLY, BOY. 469 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:09,273 FINE, FINE. NOW, YOU JUST KEEP RIGHT ON IT 470 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,209 TILL YOU GET TO CHANCELLORVILLE. 471 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,444 YEAH. 472 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,987 $3.50, BUD. ALL YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER. 473 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:29,361 YEAH. 474 00:25:32,096 --> 00:25:33,398 [HORN HONKING] 475 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:38,703 [AOOGAH] 476 00:25:40,371 --> 00:25:41,306 GEORGE? 477 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,306 HEY, RALPH! 478 00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:43,341 [BANGING ON CAR DOOR] 479 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:45,109 WHAT'D YOU SAY, BOY?! 480 00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:48,779 WHOOP. HEY, PARK IT IN THE DRIVEWAY AND HURRY UP, MAN! 481 00:25:48,846 --> 00:25:51,349 I FORGOT MY SHOES. I'LL GO GET THEM. 482 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,787 I'D LIKE MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG, PLEASE, GEORGE. 483 00:25:56,854 --> 00:26:00,124 ALRIGHT, BUT LOOK, THIS GUY IS MY BEST FRIEND, AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, 484 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:03,461 SO WOULD YOU TRY NOT TO ACT AS IF I'VE BEEN TORTURING YOU? 485 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:06,096 BUT, GEORGE, YOU HAVE BEEN TORTURING ME. 486 00:26:06,163 --> 00:26:07,732 EVERY MINUTE AND EVERY MILE 487 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:09,668 OF THIS SO-CALLED HONEYMOON TRIP, 488 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:13,004 OF WHICH YOU HAVE MADE A SHEER, UNMITIGATED HELL! 489 00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,346 [GRUMBLES] 490 00:26:31,155 --> 00:26:32,424 OH! NO, NO, DON'T! 491 00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:33,624 ♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ALL DRESSED IN-- ♪ 492 00:26:33,691 --> 00:26:35,993 NO! NO, DON'T! 493 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:39,363 OH, I NEVER WANNA SEE RICE AGAIN IN MY LIFE-- 494 00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:40,498 NOT UNCOOKED, ANYHOW. 495 00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:41,666 [CHUCKLES] 496 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:43,667 WELL, IT IS A PAIN, ISN'T IT? 497 00:26:43,734 --> 00:26:45,803 OH, I--EXCUSE ME. 498 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,738 I'M ISABEL CRANE, MR. BATES. 499 00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:50,542 WHY, I THOUGHT YOU MARRIED THAT BOY NOW. 500 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:52,309 OH, I MEAN... 501 00:26:52,376 --> 00:26:53,478 MRS. GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 502 00:26:53,544 --> 00:26:54,479 [CAR ENGINE REVVING] 503 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,114 OH, THE DRIVEWAY'S TOO STEEP. 504 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:57,916 WHAT KINDA CAR'S OLD GEORGE GOT THERE? 505 00:26:57,982 --> 00:26:59,951 LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM FUNERAL COACHES. 506 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:02,520 MR. BATES, YOU HAVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD 507 00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,288 WITH THE HEAD OF THE HAMMER. 508 00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:05,389 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 509 00:27:05,456 --> 00:27:08,426 IT OUGHT TO BE RETIRED WITH AN OLD AGE PENSION. 510 00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:10,929 [LAUGHING] 511 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,063 THAT'S A FUNNY CHOICE FOR A HONEYMOON TRIP. 512 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:16,467 OH, GEORGE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. 513 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:20,638 HE CHOSE THE PROPER VEHICLE FOR THE OCCASION. 514 00:27:20,704 --> 00:27:21,906 HUH? 515 00:27:21,972 --> 00:27:25,510 OH, I LOVE SPANISH-TYPE ARCHITECTURE. 516 00:27:25,576 --> 00:27:28,179 MISSION-TYPE HOUSES. 517 00:27:28,245 --> 00:27:30,481 OH, TH-THIS IS SUCH A... 518 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:33,818 I MEAN, SUCH A SWEET HOUSE. 519 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:39,090 WELL, HOW GOES IT, HONEY? 520 00:27:39,156 --> 00:27:41,425 MARRIAGE IN ORBIT? HMM? 521 00:27:41,492 --> 00:27:43,895 UH, OH, EVERYTHING IS JUST... 522 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:45,863 JUST FINE. 523 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:48,365 [BANG] 524 00:27:48,432 --> 00:27:50,734 Isabelle: GEORGE! 525 00:27:50,801 --> 00:27:52,904 WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING? 526 00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:54,105 HMM. 527 00:27:54,171 --> 00:27:56,474 WHY, THAT IS EVERY BAG I HAVE... 528 00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:58,709 EXCEPT MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG, 529 00:27:58,776 --> 00:28:01,212 WHICH IS ALL I WANTED. 530 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,380 [CAR IGNITION GRINDS] 531 00:28:03,447 --> 00:28:05,383 HE--HEY. 532 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,450 HEY, GEORGE! 533 00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:07,551 HEY, GEORGE. 534 00:28:07,618 --> 00:28:10,321 HEY, GEORGE, WHERE YOU GOING?! 535 00:28:10,387 --> 00:28:11,356 HEY, GEORGIE! 536 00:28:11,422 --> 00:28:12,357 YO! 537 00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:13,357 [WHISTLES] 538 00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:14,426 GEO-- 539 00:28:17,561 --> 00:28:18,663 WELL... 540 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,236 UH... 541 00:28:25,303 --> 00:28:26,671 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 542 00:28:26,737 --> 00:28:27,905 UH, HE, UH... 543 00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:28,906 HE... 544 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:30,942 JUST A LITTLE... 545 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:33,645 WELL, UH... 546 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:38,215 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 547 00:28:38,282 --> 00:28:42,287 HE JUST--JUST GOT IN THE CAR AND DROVE OFF. 548 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:44,022 YOU'RE RIGHT. 549 00:28:45,623 --> 00:28:49,126 HE'S DEPOSITED ME ON YOUR HANDS AND DRIVEN AWAY. 550 00:28:49,193 --> 00:28:50,462 YEAH. 551 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,330 OH, HOW FUNNY. 552 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:53,430 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 553 00:28:53,497 --> 00:28:54,432 [LAUGHS] 554 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:55,466 OH, ISN'T THAT FUNNY? 555 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:57,735 HA. YEAH. YEAH. 556 00:28:57,801 --> 00:29:00,671 IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME, THOUGH. 557 00:29:00,738 --> 00:29:02,640 ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE, I HAD... 558 00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:06,477 I HAD A FEELING THAT THE FIRST CHANCE HE GOT HE WOULD ABANDON ME SOMEWHERE. 559 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:08,946 OH, HEY. HEY, NOW. NOW, LOOK. NOW, LOOK. 560 00:29:09,013 --> 00:29:11,482 I'VE KNOWN THAT BOY A LONG TIME, 561 00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:14,285 AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SORT OF WAY OUT. 562 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:16,821 NEVER WAY OUT THAT FAR. 563 00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:20,658 YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU KNEW HIM, MR. BATES. 564 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:25,696 SO DID I, BUT I--I MARRIED A STRANGER. 565 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:27,999 WE ALL DO THAT. 566 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:31,735 UH, WHERE IS YOUR WIFE? WHERE IS MRS. BATES? 567 00:29:31,802 --> 00:29:34,671 SHE'S, UH, NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 568 00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:39,110 OH! OH, I AM SUCH A FOOL. 569 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,878 [SOBBING] 570 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,748 OH, WHY DIDN'T I KNOW BETTER? 571 00:29:43,814 --> 00:29:46,450 CAN YOU... CAN YOU ANSWER ME THAT? 572 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,352 HEY, HEY, HEY, NOW. 573 00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:51,622 COME ON NOW, HONEY. NOW, LET'S GET OVER TO THE FIRE, HUH? 574 00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:54,125 LET'S GET THAT DAMP COAT OFF, HUH? 575 00:29:54,191 --> 00:29:58,095 THAT'S IT. NOW, I'M SURE THAT BOY'S COMING BACK. 576 00:29:58,162 --> 00:30:00,531 I AM NOW POSITIVE OF IT. 577 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:01,599 [CHUCKLES] 578 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,934 UH, THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE SUIT YOU'RE WEARING. 579 00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:05,602 WERE YOU MARRIED IN THAT? 580 00:30:05,669 --> 00:30:10,241 YES, I WAS MARRIED IN THIS LITTLE TRAVELING SUIT. 581 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,742 APPROPRIATELY. 582 00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:16,447 WELL, NOW, YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOOKED PRETTIER IN WHITE SATIN. 583 00:30:16,514 --> 00:30:19,517 LET'S GET THOSE DAMP SHOES AND STOCKINGS OFF, HUH? 584 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:22,387 COME ON. SIT YOU RIGHT THERE. 585 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:23,387 THAT'S IT. 586 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:25,055 OH, YOU HAVE SUCH A-- 587 00:30:25,122 --> 00:30:30,461 A SWEET LITTLE HOUSE AND SUCH A SWEET LITTLE BAR. 588 00:30:30,527 --> 00:30:32,696 YEAH... EVERYTHING'S SWEET HERE. 589 00:30:32,763 --> 00:30:34,231 WHERE IS YOUR WIFE, MR. BATES? 590 00:30:34,298 --> 00:30:36,934 OH, SHE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 591 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,470 SHE'S GONNA BE OUTRAGED. 592 00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:41,606 YOU KNOW, I TOLD GEORGE THAT CHRISTMAS EVE 593 00:30:41,672 --> 00:30:46,477 WAS NO TIME TO INTRUDE IN ON A YOUNG, MARRIED COUPLE. 594 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,579 AH, YOU'RE NOT INTRUDING ON A THING. 595 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:53,050 I DID EXPECT IT, AND YET I DIDN'T EXPECT IT. 596 00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:54,252 [SNIFFLES] 597 00:30:54,318 --> 00:30:56,721 WELL, I MEAN, IT OCCURRED TO ME. 598 00:30:56,788 --> 00:31:02,093 THE POSSIBILITY OF... OF HIS ABANDONING ME SOMEWHERE. 599 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,296 BUT I--I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BEING MORBID. 600 00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:07,899 I'VE THROUGH A WAR WITH THAT BOY. I KNOW HIM. 601 00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:10,467 HE'D NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DITCH YOU LIKE THAT-- 602 00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:12,503 UNLESS HE'S GONE OF HIS ROCKER. 603 00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:17,141 WELL, GEORGE HAVERSTICK WAS NOT A PATIENT IN NEUROLOGICAL 604 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,610 AT BELVEDERE HOSPITAL IN ST. LOUIS 605 00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:22,380 BECAUSE HE WAS SO NORMAL. 606 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:23,380 [SNIFFLES] 607 00:31:23,447 --> 00:31:26,117 THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM. 608 00:31:26,183 --> 00:31:28,086 I WAS A NURSE. 609 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:31,022 WELL, I'M STILL A NURSE, THAT IS. 610 00:31:31,088 --> 00:31:33,191 WHAT WAS THE MATTER WITH HIM? 611 00:31:33,257 --> 00:31:34,892 THAT IS THE MYSTERY. 612 00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:36,494 HE SHAKES! 613 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,997 THAT'S ALL. HE JUST SHAKES. 614 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,998 OH, THAT'S COME BACK ON HIM, HUH? 615 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,200 HMM. HE HAD IT IN KOREA. 616 00:31:43,267 --> 00:31:45,703 OH, IS THAT A CAR? 617 00:31:45,769 --> 00:31:46,905 OH. 618 00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:54,445 NO, IT ISN'T. 619 00:31:57,014 --> 00:31:58,416 [SIGHS] 620 00:31:58,482 --> 00:31:59,817 ANYWAY... 621 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,791 THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM. 622 00:32:07,858 --> 00:32:09,227 GEORGE. 623 00:32:10,761 --> 00:32:13,698 GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 624 00:32:13,764 --> 00:32:15,266 AT BELVEDERE. 625 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:19,503 I HAD HIM ON THE NIGHT SHIFT. 626 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:22,607 MY, DIDN'T HE KEEP ME RUNNING. 627 00:32:22,673 --> 00:32:24,007 OH. 628 00:32:24,074 --> 00:32:27,177 THAT LITTLE BUZZER WAS JUST NEVER OUT OF HIS HAND. 629 00:32:27,244 --> 00:32:28,446 COULDN'T SLEEP UNDER SEDATION-- 630 00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:30,748 AND I SENT ENOUGH TO KNOCK AN ELEPHANT OUT-- 631 00:32:30,814 --> 00:32:32,716 UNLESS... 632 00:32:32,783 --> 00:32:34,385 UNLESS I WAS THERE. 633 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,187 OHH... 634 00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:39,223 I WAS VERY TOUCHED BY HIM. 635 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:42,460 HONESTLY, I WAS VERY TOUCHED BY THAT BOY. 636 00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:43,861 HE WAS... 637 00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:46,764 OH, HE WAS SO HANDSOME AND SO... 638 00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:48,765 AFFLICTED. 639 00:32:48,832 --> 00:32:51,502 SO AFFLICTED AND... 640 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,938 SO HANDSOME. 641 00:32:54,004 --> 00:32:57,375 I THOUGHT HE SINCERELY LOVED ME. 642 00:32:57,442 --> 00:33:00,411 AND THAT I'D MAKE HIM HAPPY. 643 00:33:01,345 --> 00:33:02,280 [ISABEL SNIFFLES] 644 00:33:04,014 --> 00:33:05,349 [LAUGHS] 645 00:33:05,415 --> 00:33:07,718 DARN. I'VE CAUGHT A HEAD COLD. 646 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,554 I GUESS IT'S FATIGUE... 647 00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:11,555 EXHAUSTION. 648 00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:12,790 COME ON NOW. 649 00:33:12,856 --> 00:33:15,059 YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A LITTLE... 650 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,593 PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 651 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,128 THAT'S ALL. 652 00:33:18,195 --> 00:33:19,529 WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE 653 00:33:19,596 --> 00:33:22,400 HE TOOK MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG? 654 00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:25,569 IT HAD ALL MY NIGHT THINGS IN IT. 655 00:33:25,636 --> 00:33:28,973 UNLESS HE INTENDS TO... 656 00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:32,343 TO PICK UP A FEMALE COMPANION. 657 00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:36,581 COME ON, MARGE. 658 00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:37,581 NO! 659 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:38,783 PLEASE? 660 00:33:38,849 --> 00:33:39,783 NO. 661 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:40,818 PLEASE, MARGE? 662 00:33:40,884 --> 00:33:42,419 NO! 663 00:33:42,486 --> 00:33:44,087 COME ON. 664 00:33:44,154 --> 00:33:46,591 YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 665 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:47,592 NO. 666 00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:49,427 YOU'RE A DOPE! 667 00:33:49,493 --> 00:33:51,729 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A BIG DOPE! 668 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,039 PLEASE, MARGIE. 669 00:34:18,755 --> 00:34:21,259 DO YOU KNOW, MR. BATES, GEORGE DIDN'T BOTHER TELLING ME 670 00:34:21,324 --> 00:34:25,661 TILL AFTER THE CEREMONY THAT HE QUIT HIS JOB? 671 00:34:25,728 --> 00:34:28,698 DID YOU EVER HEAR OF SUCH A THING? 672 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:31,935 A MAN QUITTING HIS JOB WITHOUT TELLING HIS WIFE! 673 00:34:32,002 --> 00:34:35,038 AH, GEORGE IS A HIGH-STRUNG BOY, I'LL GRANT YOU, 674 00:34:35,105 --> 00:34:37,041 BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THEM ANY BETTER. 675 00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,476 WELL, IF THEY DON'T MAKE THEM ANY BETTER 676 00:34:39,543 --> 00:34:40,844 THAN GEORGE HAVERSTICK, 677 00:34:40,911 --> 00:34:43,614 THEN THEY OUGHT TO STOP PRODUCTION. 678 00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:44,949 [LAUGHING] 679 00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:47,217 I MEAN IT. I MEAN IT. 680 00:34:47,284 --> 00:34:49,252 IF HE IS THE BEST THEY MAKE THEM, 681 00:34:49,319 --> 00:34:52,589 THEN I SAY DON'T MAKE THEM. 682 00:34:52,656 --> 00:34:55,592 I TOLD HIM THE MINUTE I LOST MY JOB. 683 00:34:55,659 --> 00:34:57,195 OH? YOU QUIT, TOO? 684 00:34:58,829 --> 00:35:02,466 WELL, I WAS POLITELY DISMISSED. 685 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,368 MY FIRST DAY IN SURGERY... 686 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,369 I FAINTED. 687 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,406 WHEN THE DOCTOR MADE THAT INCISION, 688 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:12,943 AND I SAW THAT BLOOD, I KEELED OVER. 689 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:14,444 THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, HONEY. 690 00:35:14,511 --> 00:35:17,882 NOT IN A NURSE, NOT IN A GIRL WHO HAS SET HER HEART 691 00:35:17,948 --> 00:35:20,351 ON BEING A FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE, 692 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:22,553 ESTABLISHING CLINICS IN THE UPPER AMAZON 693 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,121 AND WORKING--OH! 694 00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:25,222 WHAT IS THAT?! 695 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,724 OH, IT'S NOTHING, NOTHING. 696 00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:28,258 THE GROUND'S JUST SETTLING A BIT. 697 00:35:28,325 --> 00:35:30,161 WE GET THAT ALL THE TIME HERE 698 00:35:30,227 --> 00:35:32,129 BECAUSE THE SUBURB OF HIGH POINT 699 00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,164 IS BUILT OVER A GREAT, BIG UNDERGROUND CAVERN 700 00:35:34,231 --> 00:35:36,167 AND IS GRADUALLY SINKING DOWN INTO IT 701 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:39,002 AN INCH OR 2 INCHES EVERY YEAR. 702 00:35:39,069 --> 00:35:40,004 YEAH. 703 00:35:42,739 --> 00:35:44,742 NOW, YOU NOTICE THOSE CRACKS... 704 00:35:49,279 --> 00:35:51,015 COME ON OVER TO THE FIRE, HONEY. 705 00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:54,418 DON'T WORRY. THAT BOY'S COMING BACK I TELL YOU. 706 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,987 HE'S COMING RIGHT BACK. 707 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,155 NOW... 708 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,157 SORRY I DON'T HAVE ANY EGGNOG. 709 00:36:00,223 --> 00:36:03,226 OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT. 710 00:36:03,293 --> 00:36:04,494 I DON'T DRINK. 711 00:36:04,561 --> 00:36:08,165 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BEGIN. 712 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:09,166 OOPS. 713 00:36:09,232 --> 00:36:10,167 OH. 714 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:11,669 OH, WHAT IS IT? 715 00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:13,504 UH, CHRISTMAS CHEER-- 716 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:16,173 WHICH WE BOTH CAN USE A LITTLE OF. 717 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,308 WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE 718 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:22,045 NURSES AND DOCTORS SHOULD DRINK. 719 00:36:22,112 --> 00:36:25,449 BUT I-I'M NOT PART OF THE PROFESSION ANYMORE, AM I? 720 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,684 SO... 721 00:36:34,691 --> 00:36:35,693 AHH. 722 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:38,196 HMM? 723 00:36:38,962 --> 00:36:40,130 OHH. 724 00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:41,866 OH, MY GOODNESS. 725 00:36:43,233 --> 00:36:46,236 OH, YOU'RE VERY KIND, MR. BATES. 726 00:36:46,303 --> 00:36:47,605 VERY. 727 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:51,676 OH. 728 00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:54,045 WHERE DID YOU SAY YOUR WIFE WAS? 729 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,817 MY WIFE QUIT ME. MM-HMM. 730 00:36:59,883 --> 00:37:03,955 YEP, SHE WALKED OUT ON ME WHEN I TOLD HER I QUIT MY JOB. 731 00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:05,923 YOU'RE JOKING! 732 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:10,494 NO WOMAN WOULD LEAVE A MAN AS NICE AS YOU ARE FOR THAT KIND OF REASON. 733 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:15,032 WELL, I'VE GOT NO BEEF. I GUESS I GOT JUST WHAT WAS COMING TO ME-- 734 00:37:15,098 --> 00:37:17,101 MARRYING A GIRL WHO DIDN'T ATTRACT ME. 735 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:21,405 WELL... 736 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:26,544 [SIGHS] 737 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,518 MR. BATES. 738 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,520 MM-HMM? 739 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,355 UH... 740 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:42,025 D-DID YOU SAY YOUR WIFE DIDN'T ATTRACT YOU? 741 00:37:42,092 --> 00:37:43,026 MM-HMM. 742 00:37:43,093 --> 00:37:45,029 NOT IN THE BEGINNING. 743 00:37:45,095 --> 00:37:47,497 BUT I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY MAN 744 00:37:47,564 --> 00:37:49,533 THAT WOULD MARRY THE ONLY DAUGHTER 745 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,101 OF AN OLD MILLIONAIRE 746 00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:52,469 WITH DIABETES, GALL STONES, 747 00:37:52,535 --> 00:37:54,738 AND ONE KIDNEY, AM I? 748 00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:57,574 HOLD ON. I AM CONVINCED THERE IS NO GREATER ASSURANCE 749 00:37:57,641 --> 00:37:59,576 OF LONGEVITY IN THIS WORLD 750 00:37:59,643 --> 00:38:01,077 THAN ONE KIDNEY, 751 00:38:01,144 --> 00:38:03,847 GALL STONES, AND DIABETES. 752 00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:06,884 THAT OLD MAN SEEMS TO THRIVE ON ONE KIDNEY! 753 00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:09,186 I'M SURE YOUR WIFE WAS A LOVELY PERSON. 754 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:10,787 OH, YEAH. SURE, SURE. 755 00:38:10,854 --> 00:38:11,889 YEAH. 756 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,825 DOTTY'S APPEARANCE HAS IMPROVED CONSIDERABLY. 757 00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:17,294 SHE'S IMPROVED ALL AROUND. 758 00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:21,131 WHEN I FIRST MET HER, SHE WAS SUCH A MESS OF COMPLEXES. 759 00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:25,802 PROBABLY FROM LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS MY FATHER-IN-LAW. 760 00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:27,338 SHE WOULD GET THE VIOLENT SHIVERS 761 00:38:27,404 --> 00:38:31,341 WHENEVER SHE CAME WITHIN TOUCHING DISTANCE OF A POSSIBLE BOYFRIEND. 762 00:38:31,408 --> 00:38:34,912 LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH MARRIED INTO THE SHAKES. 763 00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:36,180 THE NIGHT I MET HER. 764 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:39,182 THE NIGHT I MET HER, I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE 765 00:38:39,249 --> 00:38:41,785 LIKE CASTANETS IN THE DISTANCE. 766 00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:45,056 I THOUGHT SPANISH DANCERS WERE COMING ON. 767 00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:46,323 THEN I NOTICED HER TEETH. 768 00:38:46,389 --> 00:38:48,192 SHE HAD BUCK TEETH AT THE TIME, 769 00:38:48,258 --> 00:38:52,129 AND IT WAS THEM CLASHING TOGETHER UNCONTROLLABLY. 770 00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,666 YEAH, SHE HAD THEM CAPPED LATER ON-- 771 00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:58,602 AT MY SUGGESTION. 772 00:38:58,668 --> 00:39:02,940 BEFORE THAT, IT WAS LIKE KISSING A ROCK PILE, I SWEAR. 773 00:39:03,006 --> 00:39:06,109 YOU ARE TALKING OUT OF HURT FEELINGS, 774 00:39:06,176 --> 00:39:08,312 HURT PRIDE. 775 00:39:12,115 --> 00:39:13,951 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 776 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,287 YOU'RE A VERY SWEET LITTLE GIRL. 777 00:39:19,556 --> 00:39:21,759 ♪ IT CAME UPON ♪ 778 00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:23,760 ♪ THE MIDNIGHT CLEAR ♪ 779 00:39:23,827 --> 00:39:25,495 ♪ THAT GLORIOUS ♪ 780 00:39:25,562 --> 00:39:27,664 ♪ SONG OF OLD ♪ 781 00:39:27,731 --> 00:39:29,400 ♪ FROM ANGELS ♪ 782 00:39:29,466 --> 00:39:31,901 ♪ BENDING NEAR THE EARTH ♪ 783 00:39:31,968 --> 00:39:36,940 ♪ TO TOUCH THEIR HARPS OF GOLD ♪ 784 00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:38,342 MR. BATES. 785 00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:39,477 YEAH? 786 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:42,046 MR. BATES, DON'T YOU THINK I OUGHT TO GO DOWNTOWN 787 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,414 AND CHECK INTO A HOTEL ROOM? 788 00:39:44,481 --> 00:39:49,053 ♪ THE WORLD IN SOLEMN STILLNESS LAY ♪ 789 00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:50,054 WELL, UH-- 790 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:51,321 ♪ ...THE ANGELS SING ♪ 791 00:39:51,388 --> 00:39:55,126 UH, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 792 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,627 [SINGING] 793 00:40:02,332 --> 00:40:03,534 YOU GET THE THINGS, SUSIE. 794 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,936 I'LL WAIT HERE. 795 00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:10,007 ♪ WITH PAINFUL STEPS SO SLOW ♪ 796 00:40:10,073 --> 00:40:11,041 ♪ LOOK, NOW ♪ 797 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:14,278 ♪ FOR GLAD AND GOLDEN HOURS ♪ 798 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:15,812 ♪ COME SWIFTLY ♪ 799 00:40:15,879 --> 00:40:18,515 ♪ ON THE WING ♪ 800 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,617 ♪ GO REST BESIDE ♪ 801 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,986 ♪ THE WEARY ROAD ♪ 802 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:27,458 ♪ AND HEAR THE ANGELS SING ♪ 803 00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:31,995 ♪ FOR, LO, THE DAYS ARE HASTENING ON ♪ 804 00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:36,867 ♪ BY PROPHET BARDS FORETOLD ♪ 805 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:41,438 ♪ WHEN WITH THE EVER-CIRCLING YEARS ♪ 806 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:46,176 ♪ COMES 'ROUND THE AGE OF GOLD ♪ 807 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:49,513 WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO COME IN HAVE SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP? 808 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,449 OH, NO. I DON'T THINK SO, THANK YOU JUST THE SAME. 809 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:54,518 YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME IF YOU'D LIKE TO. 810 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:58,288 WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE, HUH? ALRIGHT, COME ON. 811 00:40:58,355 --> 00:41:00,391 JUST ONE CAN'T DO US NO HARM. 812 00:41:04,661 --> 00:41:07,397 EVEN IF GEORGE DOES COME BACK, 813 00:41:07,464 --> 00:41:09,900 HE SHOULDN'T FIND ME HERE... 814 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:13,236 LIKE A CHECKED PACKAGE WAITING TO BE CLAIMED. 815 00:41:13,303 --> 00:41:15,906 'CAUSE ONCE YOU'VE LOST YOUR PRIDE, WHAT HAV-- 816 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,074 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 817 00:41:18,141 --> 00:41:19,476 I TOLD YOU! 818 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:21,478 OH. 819 00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:22,779 HEY, COME ON IN, BRIDEGROOM. 820 00:41:22,846 --> 00:41:24,081 THAT DOOR AIN'T LOCKED. 821 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,682 HA! I TOLD YOU. 822 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:29,720 COME ON IN, BOY! THAT DOOR AIN'T LOCKED. 823 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:31,121 OH, SUSIE. 824 00:41:31,188 --> 00:41:32,155 WELL, COME ON IN. 825 00:41:32,222 --> 00:41:33,356 GOOD EVENING, MR. BATES. 826 00:41:33,423 --> 00:41:35,392 GOOD EVENING. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 827 00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:40,397 THEY SENT ME OVER FOR THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS. 828 00:41:40,464 --> 00:41:42,999 OH, THEY DID, DID THEY? 829 00:41:43,066 --> 00:41:44,534 WELL, NOW, YOU GO RIGHT BACK, 830 00:41:44,601 --> 00:41:46,570 AND YOU TELL MY WIFE AND HER FOLKS 831 00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:49,339 THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS IS STAYING RIGHT HERE 832 00:41:49,406 --> 00:41:51,074 TILL THE CHILD COMES FOR IT! 833 00:41:51,141 --> 00:41:52,609 THAT I WON'T BE HERE TOMORROW, 834 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:54,144 BUT THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS'LL BE, 835 00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,379 YOU GOT THAT, SUSIE? 836 00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:57,047 YES, MR. BATES. 837 00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:58,849 YEAH, AND I WISH A MERRY CHRISTMAS 838 00:41:58,915 --> 00:42:00,617 TO ONE AND ALL, SUSIE! 839 00:42:00,683 --> 00:42:02,619 WELL, DIG THAT, WILL YOU? 840 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,722 SENDING THE MAID TO GET THE KID'S STUFF. 841 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:06,790 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOR A FAKE? 842 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,626 THEY WANNA KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO. 843 00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:11,562 THEY'RE CONFUSED BECAUSE I HAVEN'T COME CRAWLING! 844 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:12,962 THEY GONNA BE MORE CONFUSED 845 00:42:13,029 --> 00:42:17,300 WHEN THEY HEAR I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE-- WHICH I'M GONNA DO! 846 00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:20,637 I KNEW IT WASN'T GEORGE. 847 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:23,573 THING IS, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CASH. 848 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,375 I HAVEN'T A BUCK IN THE WORLD, 849 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:27,011 EXCEPT WHAT I PUT INTO THE... 850 00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:31,282 WHAT I PUT INTO THIS HOUSE. 851 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:35,419 SUSIE, 852 00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:37,020 WHAT DID HE SAY? 853 00:42:37,087 --> 00:42:39,089 MR. BATES? 854 00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:41,524 HE SAID JUNIOR'S STUFF IS ALL UNDER THE TREE, 855 00:42:41,591 --> 00:42:44,861 AND IT'LL BE THERE TOMORROW, UH, BUT HE WON'T BE. 856 00:42:44,928 --> 00:42:46,363 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 857 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:47,864 WHAT DID HE MEAN? 858 00:42:47,931 --> 00:42:49,132 W-WAS HE PACKING? 859 00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:51,535 OH, NO, MA'AM, HE WASN'T PACKING. 860 00:42:51,601 --> 00:42:54,338 MRS. BATES, WE BETTER BE GETTING BACK TO THE CAR, HUH? 861 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,607 IT'S AWFUL COLD OUT HERE, AND I... 862 00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:21,731 SMOKE? 863 00:43:21,798 --> 00:43:23,267 HI, BOY. HOW ARE YOU? 864 00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:27,537 IF THAT'S SOME GIRL, I CAN USE BOTH OF YOU FOR HELP IN THE KITCHEN. 865 00:43:27,604 --> 00:43:28,839 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, RALPH? 866 00:43:28,905 --> 00:43:31,775 MY BRIDE-TO-BE'S GIVING ME THE NEEDLE. 867 00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:34,177 YOU'RE LEAVING FOR WHERE? 868 00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:36,580 WELL, I MEAN, IS DOTTY GOING WITH YOU? 869 00:43:39,282 --> 00:43:41,185 OH, GEE, I'M SORRY, KID. 870 00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:42,185 W-W-WHAT? 871 00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:43,186 THEY SPLITTING UP? 872 00:43:43,253 --> 00:43:44,488 HE'S BLOWING TOWN, NEEDS DOUGH. 873 00:43:44,554 --> 00:43:47,057 SAYS WE CAN BUY ANY OF THEIR HOUSEHOLD STUFF CHEAP. 874 00:43:47,123 --> 00:43:49,359 HALF DOWN, AND SETTLE THE REST WITH DOTTY LATER. 875 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:50,393 POOR GUY. 876 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:54,431 ASK HIM WHAT MODEL THE WASHING MACHINE IS. 877 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,934 LOOK, RALPH, SUPPOSING I TALK IT OVER WITH CHERYL LYNN 878 00:43:58,001 --> 00:43:59,469 AND CALL YOU BACK. 879 00:43:59,536 --> 00:44:01,104 WELL, NO PRESSURE, MAN. 880 00:44:01,171 --> 00:44:02,939 YEAH. I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 881 00:44:03,006 --> 00:44:03,941 MM-HMM. 882 00:44:06,176 --> 00:44:07,777 I'M FINE, SMOKE. 883 00:44:07,844 --> 00:44:08,779 YEAH. 884 00:44:08,845 --> 00:44:10,446 I'M FEELING NO PAIN. 885 00:44:10,513 --> 00:44:11,615 MM-HMM. 886 00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:12,783 THANK YOU, BOY. 887 00:44:12,849 --> 00:44:13,851 YEP. 888 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,788 [SIGHS] 889 00:44:18,855 --> 00:44:21,792 WELL... 890 00:44:21,858 --> 00:44:23,560 THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU. 891 00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:25,795 MMM? 892 00:44:25,862 --> 00:44:27,798 I SAID THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU. 893 00:44:33,536 --> 00:44:35,305 WELL... 894 00:44:35,372 --> 00:44:38,808 WHAT IS LIFE FOR US ALL? 895 00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:41,478 WHERE DO WE COME FROM? 896 00:44:41,544 --> 00:44:43,013 WHY? 897 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:47,618 AND WHERE, OH, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 898 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,319 HUH? 899 00:44:49,386 --> 00:44:50,854 THAT'S WHAT MY PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR 900 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,925 AT BAPTIST COLLEGE USED TO SAY. 901 00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,125 I ALWAYS THOUGHT 902 00:44:56,192 --> 00:44:58,462 I'D HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE-- 903 00:44:58,528 --> 00:45:01,631 UP UNTIL NOW. 904 00:45:01,698 --> 00:45:05,935 NOW, HONEY, LOOK, YOU'RE ALL TIRED OUT. YOU'RE BUSHED. 905 00:45:06,002 --> 00:45:07,771 I TELL YOU WHAT... 906 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,642 YOU JUST GO IN THERE, AND YOU TAKE DOTTY'S BED, LIE DOWN. 907 00:45:12,709 --> 00:45:15,345 I'LL WATCH THE TV. HMM? 908 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,914 YOU MEAN YOU KNOW NOW THAT GEORGE ISN'T COMING BACK? 909 00:45:17,981 --> 00:45:22,119 MM-MMM. I KNOW NOW THAT DOTTY'S NOT COMING BACK. COME ON. 910 00:45:22,185 --> 00:45:24,187 OH, BUT, MR. BATES, EVEN IF SHE DOES, 911 00:45:24,254 --> 00:45:27,891 I WOULDN'T WANT HER TO FIND A STRANGER IN HER BEDROOM. 912 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,460 FINDING A STRANGER IN YOUR BEDROOM IS FAR FROM BEING 913 00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:32,763 THE BIGGEST SURPRISE OF A LIFETIME. 914 00:45:32,829 --> 00:45:34,264 OH. 915 00:45:34,331 --> 00:45:35,265 [CAR HORN HONKING] 916 00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:36,600 George: HEY, RALPH-O! 917 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,700 TOLD YOU. 918 00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,702 NOW, I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I? 919 00:45:39,769 --> 00:45:42,272 George: COME OUT HERE! I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU! 920 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:45,409 HEY, GEORGE! HEY, BOY! HA HA! 921 00:45:45,475 --> 00:45:48,745 HEY?! HEY, WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?! 922 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:50,413 WHAT? HEY, GEORGE, WHERE ARE YOU?! 923 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,315 YEE-HAH-HAH! 924 00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:53,317 OH, YOU-- 925 00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:55,385 YEAH, YOU--OH! 926 00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:56,987 [LAUGHTER] 927 00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:01,091 OH, YOU TEXAS JACK RABBIT, MAN. 928 00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:02,625 YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN? 929 00:46:02,692 --> 00:46:03,894 HOW'S THE DIRTY OLD MAN? 930 00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:06,196 GET HIM, LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LIKE A CITIZEN. 931 00:46:06,262 --> 00:46:07,530 UH-HUH. CHOWDER HEAD. 932 00:46:07,597 --> 00:46:09,065 YOUR WIFE THOUGHT YOU DESERTED HER. 933 00:46:09,132 --> 00:46:10,533 YEAH, WELL--AHEM. 934 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,870 Ralph: COME ON, LET'S SEE THAT UGLY MUG OF YOURS UNDER A LIGHT. 935 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,605 George: YOU'RE LOSING THE BATTLE, FELLA. 936 00:46:15,672 --> 00:46:17,507 WELL, SAME TO YOU IN SPADES! 937 00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:18,975 I'M NOT THAT BAD. 938 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,510 STILL GOT THE OLD JACKET ON? 939 00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:22,345 GOT MY BARS, TOO, SOLDIER. 940 00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:23,946 NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE! 941 00:46:24,013 --> 00:46:26,716 GOT THAT SETTLED-DOWN LOOK, YOU POOR SLOB. 942 00:46:26,783 --> 00:46:29,619 WHERE'S YOUR WIFE? SHE KNOW I WAS COMING, TAKE A POWDER? 943 00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:30,921 PRETTY CLOSE, KID. 944 00:46:30,987 --> 00:46:32,723 SHE UP AND QUIT ME THIS MORNING. 945 00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:34,758 DON'T FRET, DAD, UNLESS YOU'VE LOST YOUR TOUCH 946 00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:37,260 SHE'LL BE BACK WITH BELLS ON. 947 00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:38,528 Ralph: HOW ABOUT A DRINK? 948 00:46:38,595 --> 00:46:40,063 George: EVER HEAR ME SAY NO? 949 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:41,965 Ralph: NO. LIKE SOME SCOTCH? 950 00:46:42,031 --> 00:46:44,033 George: BEER'S FINE. 951 00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:46,002 ONE BEER COMING UP FOR THE BOY. 952 00:46:46,068 --> 00:46:48,104 DIDN'T YOU HAVE A KID? 953 00:46:48,171 --> 00:46:49,506 THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE 954 00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:51,408 MIGHT GIVE YOU A CLUE, GEORGE. 955 00:46:51,474 --> 00:46:53,209 Ralph: SHE'S ALREADY MADE HIM A SISSY. 956 00:46:53,276 --> 00:46:54,478 THEY'LL DO IT EVERY TIME. 957 00:46:54,544 --> 00:46:56,279 SHE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AT THE LATEST. 958 00:46:56,346 --> 00:46:57,281 Isabelle: AHEM. 959 00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:58,615 WELL, LET HER. 960 00:46:58,682 --> 00:47:01,351 I WON'T BE HERE. 961 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:03,152 WELL, THEN COME ON ALONG WITH US. 962 00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:06,523 WE'RE FREE IN THE BREEZE, RIGHT, LITTLE BIT? 963 00:47:06,589 --> 00:47:10,727 I'M THRILLED THAT YOU'RE ASKING MY OPINION, GEORGE, WHICH IS TO NOT INTERFERE 964 00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:13,063 IN SOMETHING ABOUT WHICH YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 965 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:14,731 CATCH THE FIRST PLANE WEST. 966 00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:17,534 Isabelle: GO TO THE CAR, GET MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG? 967 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:21,704 WILL YOU PLEASE GET MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG? 968 00:47:21,771 --> 00:47:22,839 PLEASE? 969 00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:24,708 YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD IN MIND? 970 00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:25,709 Isabelle: GEORGE? 971 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,076 HONG KONG. 972 00:47:27,143 --> 00:47:29,513 MISS LOTUS BLOSSOM IN THE PAVILION OF JOY. 973 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:30,513 [LAUGHING] 974 00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:33,349 I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD, LEAST NOT SINCE. 975 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:35,952 GEORGE? 976 00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:38,922 ALRIGHT, I'LL GET IT MYSELF! 977 00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:41,792 I'LL GO OUT AND GET IT MYSELF! 978 00:47:45,295 --> 00:47:48,232 BOY, YOU AND ME GOT A LOT TO TALK OVER. 979 00:47:53,269 --> 00:47:54,905 [GRUNTS] 980 00:47:59,175 --> 00:48:00,177 LEAVING. 981 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,616 OOH! 982 00:48:06,683 --> 00:48:09,786 OH! OW! 983 00:48:09,852 --> 00:48:11,521 OHH. 984 00:48:28,338 --> 00:48:30,607 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BORN IN A BARN! 985 00:48:30,674 --> 00:48:33,376 I DIDN'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT YOU, EITHER! 986 00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:34,377 MR. BATES... 987 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:35,912 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 988 00:48:35,979 --> 00:48:38,015 THE GENTLEMAN THAT I MARRIED, 989 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:41,084 REFUSES TO GET MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG OUT OF THE CAR 990 00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:44,187 OR EVEN TO UNLOCK THE DOOR, SO I CAN GET IT MYSELF. 991 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:45,721 ISABEL, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 992 00:48:45,788 --> 00:48:48,125 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK. 993 00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:55,064 GEORGE, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU ALONE FOR A MOMENT? 994 00:48:55,131 --> 00:48:56,466 PLEASE?! 995 00:48:58,701 --> 00:49:00,637 GO ON. COME ON. GO ON. 996 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:07,711 OHH. 997 00:49:12,348 --> 00:49:14,284 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 998 00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:16,085 WHAT IS IT?! 999 00:49:16,152 --> 00:49:17,187 [GASPS] 1000 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:19,255 I MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN BE PRESENT 1001 00:49:19,322 --> 00:49:21,057 FOR ALL THE ATTENTION I'VE BEEN PAID 1002 00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:24,427 SINCE THIS TENDER REUNION STARTED. 1003 00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:27,330 AREN'T YOU BEING JUST A LITTLE UNREASONABLE? 1004 00:49:27,397 --> 00:49:32,101 IS IT UNREASONABLE TO WANT TO BE TREATED AS IF I LIVED, EXISTED?! 1005 00:49:32,168 --> 00:49:35,272 IS THIS IGNORING ME ANY BASIS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE? 1006 00:49:35,338 --> 00:49:38,841 WHAT ABOUT MY SLEEPING IN A CHAIR ALL NIGHT, IS THAT A GOOD BASIS?! 1007 00:49:38,908 --> 00:49:42,612 YOU SLEPT THERE BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! 1008 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:44,313 AFTER BULLYING ME ALL DAY LONG 1009 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:47,884 AND THEN DRAGGING ME OFF TO THE OLD MAN RIVER MOTEL. 1010 00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:50,253 THAT--THAT PAVILION OF JOY! 1011 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,055 IT WAS 3:00 IN THE MORNING! 1012 00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:53,323 I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING ELSE! 1013 00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:56,259 CIGARETTES AND LIPSTICK ALL IN THE ASHTRAY. 1014 00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:58,261 AND YOU STANDING THERE STARK, STARING NAKED 1015 00:49:58,327 --> 00:50:00,063 LIKE A SAVAGE, YELLING--YELLING, 1016 00:50:00,130 --> 00:50:02,365 "TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF BEFORE I RIP THEM OFF!" 1017 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:03,633 SHH. WILL YOU SIMMER DOWN? 1018 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,635 WE'RE NOT ALONE, YOU KNOW? 1019 00:50:05,702 --> 00:50:06,803 YOU'RE ALL GOING THROUGH 1020 00:50:06,869 --> 00:50:09,572 A PERFECTLY NATURAL LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 1021 00:50:09,639 --> 00:50:10,640 THAT'S ALL. 1022 00:50:10,707 --> 00:50:12,942 YOU SEE, I TOLD HER THAT THERE WAS NOTH-- 1023 00:50:13,009 --> 00:50:15,712 WHAT?! OH. YOU! YOU BEEN TALKING! 1024 00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:18,014 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE BEEN DOING, GEORGE, 1025 00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:20,417 WHILE YOU'VE BEEN GONE IN THAT INSTRUMENT OF TORTURE 1026 00:50:20,483 --> 00:50:21,751 YOU HAVE FOR A CAR?! 1027 00:50:21,817 --> 00:50:23,753 JUST AN ADJUSTMENT PERIOD THAT NEEDS-- 1028 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:26,923 ADJUSTMENT TO WHAT, MR. BATES, HUMILIATION? 1029 00:50:26,989 --> 00:50:29,025 NO, THANK YOU! 1030 00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:30,894 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 1031 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,462 WHY, MR. BATES, COULD I ASK YOU ONE LAST FAVOR? 1032 00:50:33,529 --> 00:50:34,731 MM-HMM. 1033 00:50:34,798 --> 00:50:37,534 COULD I TAKE A HOT SHOWER IN YOUR SWEET LITTLE BATHROOM 1034 00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:40,770 BEFORE I GO DOWNTOWN AND CHECK INTO A HOTEL? 1035 00:50:40,836 --> 00:50:41,904 BECAUSE I'M FEELING VERY-- 1036 00:50:41,971 --> 00:50:43,072 I'M NOT GOING DOWNTOWN! 1037 00:50:43,139 --> 00:50:45,341 I'M NOT CHECKING IN TO ANY HOTEL! 1038 00:50:45,408 --> 00:50:47,410 WHY, GEORGE, 1039 00:50:47,476 --> 00:50:49,145 YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1040 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:51,414 I AM CHECKING IN AT A HOTEL! 1041 00:50:51,481 --> 00:50:53,983 HEY, HEY. NO, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT NOW. 1042 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:55,017 LET HER GO, RALPH! 1043 00:50:55,084 --> 00:50:57,553 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR BREATH! 1044 00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:58,554 YEAH, 1045 00:50:58,621 --> 00:51:00,657 AND I'M SQUANDERING YOUR BEER. 1046 00:51:05,628 --> 00:51:07,230 GEORGE... 1047 00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:09,099 GEORGE, IF YOU WILL HAVE THE DECENCY 1048 00:51:09,165 --> 00:51:10,733 TO GO OUT INTO THE CAR 1049 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,902 AND GET MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG-- 1050 00:51:12,969 --> 00:51:14,738 WHICH I DOUBT-- 1051 00:51:14,804 --> 00:51:16,472 I WILL GIVE YOU A TRANQUILIZER. 1052 00:51:16,539 --> 00:51:19,042 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. I'LL GET TRANQUIL SO FAST, 1053 00:51:19,108 --> 00:51:20,410 IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SWIM. 1054 00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:22,279 GO ON, GET UNDER YOUR HOT SHOWER-- 1055 00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:25,081 WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 100 SHOWERS WOULDN'T WARM YOU UP! 1056 00:51:25,148 --> 00:51:26,349 1,000 HOT SHOWERS! 1057 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:29,052 IF YOU'D JUST GIVE EACH OTHER A LITTLE SMILE-- 1058 00:51:29,118 --> 00:51:32,155 YOU ARE A COARSE PERSON, GEORGE. 1059 00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:33,889 VERY COARSE. 1060 00:51:33,956 --> 00:51:35,425 I ONLY WISH YOU'D GIVEN ME 1061 00:51:35,491 --> 00:51:37,460 A HINT OF YOUR TRUE NATURE BEFORE WE-- 1062 00:51:37,527 --> 00:51:39,929 WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR TRUE NATURE?! 1063 00:51:39,996 --> 00:51:41,798 DID I DISGUISE MY NATURE? 1064 00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:43,266 YOU SURE DID! 1065 00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:45,134 YOU DIDN'T PUT THE FREEZE ON ME 1066 00:51:45,201 --> 00:51:46,936 AT BELVEDERE GENERAL HOSPITAL. 1067 00:51:47,003 --> 00:51:48,371 SHE WAS MY NIGHT NURSE 1068 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,773 AT BELVEDERE GENERAL HOSPITAL, 1069 00:51:49,839 --> 00:51:52,575 AND USED TO GIVE ME ALCOHOL RUBDOWNS AT BEDTIME. 1070 00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:55,078 HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUDE? 1071 00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:57,280 SHE STROKED AND PETTED ON ME 1072 00:51:57,346 --> 00:51:59,582 LIKE SHE HAD ON A PAIR OF SILK GLOVES. 1073 00:51:59,649 --> 00:52:01,851 IT WAS MY JOB! I HAD TO! 1074 00:52:01,918 --> 00:52:03,152 SHE HAD-- 1075 00:52:03,219 --> 00:52:05,722 REMEMBER THOSE DOLLS IN KOREA USED TO WEAR SILK GLOVES? 1076 00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:07,524 WELL, SHE COULD HAVE GIVEN THEM LESSONS. 1077 00:52:07,590 --> 00:52:10,760 I DID NOT TOUCH YOUR BODY, EXCEPT AS A NURSE... 1078 00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:12,729 HIRED TO DO IT! 1079 00:52:12,795 --> 00:52:16,399 I DID NOT TOUCH YOUR BIG, OLD... 1080 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:19,102 LECHEROUS BODY! 1081 00:52:19,169 --> 00:52:20,904 HOW DO YOU GIVE ME A RUBDOWN 1082 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,538 WITHOUT TOUCHING ON MY BODY? 1083 00:52:22,605 --> 00:52:23,839 NOW, KIDS. KIDS, LOOK... 1084 00:52:23,906 --> 00:52:25,641 ...WITHOUT TOUCHING A PART OF THEIR BODY? 1085 00:52:25,708 --> 00:52:27,177 HE'S MAKING OUT I SEDUCED HIM 1086 00:52:27,243 --> 00:52:28,445 WHILE I WAS HIS NURSE! 1087 00:52:28,511 --> 00:52:31,280 NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT! NO, I JUST SAID... 1088 00:52:31,347 --> 00:52:32,482 [DOOR SLAMS] 1089 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:35,518 LOOK, GO ON IN THERE. 1090 00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:37,820 SAY A FEW TENDER, LOVING WORDS TO HER, HUH? 1091 00:52:37,887 --> 00:52:40,890 NO. HOW CAN I? NOT WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S EATING HER. 1092 00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:42,158 GO GET HER BAG. 1093 00:52:42,225 --> 00:52:43,426 Isabelle: I WANT MY DADDY! 1094 00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:45,428 YOU WANNA HEAR THAT ALL NIGHT? 1095 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:46,496 GO ON. 1096 00:52:48,831 --> 00:52:51,134 [FRONT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 1097 00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:00,844 OH. 1098 00:53:01,544 --> 00:53:03,713 HEY. 1099 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:05,482 HEY, COME ON NOW, HMM? 1100 00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:07,650 [SOBS] 1101 00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:10,387 NOW, WE DON'T WANNA DO THAT, DO WE? 1102 00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:12,155 HMM? 1103 00:53:12,221 --> 00:53:13,823 OH. 1104 00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:15,591 IT... 1105 00:53:15,658 --> 00:53:18,661 IT ISN'T THAT I'M PRUDISH, MR. BATES. 1106 00:53:18,728 --> 00:53:20,630 IT'S JUST... 1107 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:22,832 IT'S JUST THAT... 1108 00:53:22,899 --> 00:53:24,733 MOST MEN THINK... 1109 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,904 THINK THAT GIRLS IN THE NURSING PROFESSION 1110 00:53:27,971 --> 00:53:30,173 ARE SHOCKPROOF. 1111 00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:33,376 AND I'M NOT. 1112 00:53:33,442 --> 00:53:35,478 DO YOU ALWAYS SAY MISTER TO MEN? 1113 00:53:35,544 --> 00:53:36,746 HMM? 1114 00:53:36,813 --> 00:53:38,247 YES, I DO... 1115 00:53:38,314 --> 00:53:39,916 TILL I KNOW THEM. 1116 00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:41,751 I WISH YOU'D SAY RALPH TO ME 1117 00:53:41,818 --> 00:53:43,286 LIKE YOU KNEW ME. 1118 00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:56,465 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT GEORGE. 1119 00:53:56,532 --> 00:53:57,967 IT'S GONNA SURPRISE YOU. 1120 00:53:58,034 --> 00:54:01,171 OH, NOTHING COULD SURPRISE ME, MR. BATES. 1121 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,472 YOU SAW HIM OUT THERE. YOU--YOU OBSERVED HIM. 1122 00:54:03,539 --> 00:54:06,709 MM-HMM. YEAH. NOW, I OBSERVED HIM THROUGH A WHOLE WAR-- 1123 00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:10,146 AT WHICH THERE IS NO BETTER PLACE TO OBSERVE. 1124 00:54:10,213 --> 00:54:12,181 YOU SEE--YOU SEE TO HIM, 1125 00:54:12,248 --> 00:54:13,716 MOST GUYS IN THE ARMY TALK. 1126 00:54:13,783 --> 00:54:15,885 YOU'D THINK THEY WERE WILD BULLS TO WOMEN-- 1127 00:54:15,951 --> 00:54:18,020 SPARE THEM NO MERCY. 1128 00:54:18,087 --> 00:54:20,022 AND GEORGE WAS NO EXCEPTION. 1129 00:54:20,089 --> 00:54:21,390 ONLY ACCORDING TO HIS STORY, 1130 00:54:21,457 --> 00:54:23,693 HE WAS THE WILDEST WILD BULL OF THEM ALL. 1131 00:54:23,759 --> 00:54:24,860 YES. 1132 00:54:24,927 --> 00:54:27,763 BUT QUITE A FEW DOLLS IN HONG KONG AND KOREA, 1133 00:54:27,830 --> 00:54:30,866 THEY TELL A DIFFERENT STORY. 1134 00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:32,968 YOU KNOW WHAT HE'D DO IN THOSE, UH, 1135 00:54:33,035 --> 00:54:34,671 UH, TEAHOUSES? 1136 00:54:34,737 --> 00:54:36,039 YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE. 1137 00:54:36,105 --> 00:54:38,207 HUP. YOU'RE WRONG. SEE? YOU'RE WRONG. 1138 00:54:38,274 --> 00:54:41,277 HE WAS SORRY FOR THOSE GIRLS. 1139 00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:43,846 HE'D SIT UP THERE ON A PILLOW DRINKING RICE WINE 1140 00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:45,482 AND TEACHING THEM ENGLISH. 1141 00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:47,016 THEN HE'D COME DOWN AND SHOUT 1142 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:48,784 "OH, MAN. OH, BROTHER," 1143 00:54:48,851 --> 00:54:51,655 LIKE HE LAID THEM TO WASTE. 1144 00:54:53,723 --> 00:54:56,158 WELL, THAT CERTAINLY WAS NOT HIS BEHAVIOR 1145 00:54:56,225 --> 00:54:59,762 AT THE OLD MAN RIVER MOTEL. 1146 00:54:59,829 --> 00:55:02,399 HEY, COME ON NOW, BABY. 1147 00:55:03,533 --> 00:55:05,501 RALPH, YOU KNOW, 1148 00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:07,870 THERE IS SUCH A TENDER ATMOSPHERE 1149 00:55:07,937 --> 00:55:09,739 IN YOUR LITTLE HOUSE. 1150 00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:13,042 ESPECIALLY IN THIS LITTLE BEDROOM. 1151 00:55:13,109 --> 00:55:16,378 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU CAN ALMOST BREATHE 1152 00:55:16,445 --> 00:55:18,381 THE TENDER ATMOSPH--AAH! 1153 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:20,883 GEO-- 1154 00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:22,918 HEY, GEORGE, WHAT ARE YOU-- 1155 00:55:22,985 --> 00:55:24,720 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE, BOY? 1156 00:55:24,787 --> 00:55:27,323 WHAT'S THIS HEART-TO-HEART TALK GOING ON HERE? 1157 00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:28,358 GEORGE! 1158 00:55:28,424 --> 00:55:29,425 NOW, WHAT'S A MATTER? 1159 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:31,694 ALL MY PERFUME'S IN THAT BAG. 1160 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,964 A $25 BOTTLE OF VOL-DE-NUIT. 1161 00:55:35,031 --> 00:55:36,632 OH, THANK HEAVEN FOR MR. BATES. 1162 00:55:36,699 --> 00:55:38,501 YEAH, HE'S A DOLL. 1163 00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:40,837 COME ON, DOLL, LET'S HAVE A DRINK. 1164 00:55:41,470 --> 00:55:42,639 IT'S POSSIBLE 1165 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:46,275 THAT MR. BATES ENJOYS TALKING TO ME, GEORGE! 1166 00:55:46,342 --> 00:55:47,910 IT IS JUST POSSIBLE! 1167 00:55:47,977 --> 00:55:50,413 NOW, NOW, HONEY. 1168 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,681 HONEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING. 1169 00:55:51,747 --> 00:55:54,284 YOU JUST FRESHEN UP IN THERE. I'LL TALK TO HIM. 1170 00:55:57,787 --> 00:55:58,922 WELL? 1171 00:56:01,657 --> 00:56:03,859 BOY, YOU SURE DID SOMETHING TO SHOCK HER. 1172 00:56:03,926 --> 00:56:04,928 THAT'S THE TRUTH. 1173 00:56:04,994 --> 00:56:07,163 I TRIED TO SLEEP WITH HER. OH-HO, BOY. 1174 00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:10,500 I MEAN, I NEVER HAD A WOMAN PUT THE FREEZE ON ME BEFORE. 1175 00:56:10,566 --> 00:56:13,569 I KNOW. YOU'VE JUST HAD USED WOMEN UP TILL NOW. 1176 00:56:13,635 --> 00:56:15,004 THIS ONE'S UNUSED. 1177 00:56:15,071 --> 00:56:17,039 THAT MAKES A PROBLEM COMES HER WEDDING NIGHT, 1178 00:56:17,106 --> 00:56:18,108 DON'T YOU UNDER-- 1179 00:56:18,174 --> 00:56:19,708 YEAH, WELL, SHE CAN STAY UNUSED 1180 00:56:19,775 --> 00:56:21,177 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. 1181 00:56:21,243 --> 00:56:24,079 NOW, LOOK, GEORGE, THAT'S A NICE LITTLE GIRL IN THERE. 1182 00:56:24,146 --> 00:56:26,115 IF YOU QUIT HOLLERING, GIVE HER A SQUEEZE-- 1183 00:56:26,182 --> 00:56:27,784 FORGET IT, RALPH! 1184 00:56:30,453 --> 00:56:33,122 BOY, THAT KID OF YOURS SURE HAS IT MADE. 1185 00:56:33,189 --> 00:56:37,160 I MEAN, THIS IS VERY HIGH-CLASS LOOT. 1186 00:56:38,294 --> 00:56:40,229 HEY, WHAT'S THIS, RALPH? 1187 00:56:40,296 --> 00:56:41,864 IT'S A ROCKET LAUNCHER. 1188 00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:44,200 ARMY'S GONNA START MAKING IT NEXT MONTH, I HEAR. 1189 00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:46,402 YEAH. 1190 00:56:46,469 --> 00:56:48,738 WELL, I'D LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 1191 00:56:48,804 --> 00:56:50,506 LITTLE GIRLS ARE JUST NATURALLY CRAZY 1192 00:56:50,572 --> 00:56:52,342 ABOUT THEIR DADDIES. 1193 00:56:52,408 --> 00:56:54,911 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING... 1194 00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,847 PROVE ANYTHING, 1195 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,382 YOU KNOW? 1196 00:57:00,716 --> 00:57:02,251 HEY, FOOTBALL! 1197 00:57:02,317 --> 00:57:04,354 RALPH! HUP. HERE, BOY. 1198 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:05,621 I'M IN THE END ZONE. 1199 00:57:05,688 --> 00:57:06,689 HERE YOU GO! 1200 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:08,490 HIT ME! WHOO! 1201 00:57:08,557 --> 00:57:09,826 OW. OOF. 1202 00:57:09,892 --> 00:57:12,695 GETTING OUT OF SHAPE. 1203 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:15,632 I KNOW MY KID LIKES ME, AND I LIKE HIM. 1204 00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:18,868 THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE TO SEE THEM 1205 00:57:18,934 --> 00:57:20,703 MAKING HIM A SISSY. 1206 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:23,172 SCARED THE KIDS WILL LAUGH AT HIM, 1207 00:57:23,238 --> 00:57:25,041 AND HE'LL GET HURT. 1208 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,343 THINGS ARE REALLY ON THE SKIDS, HUH? 1209 00:57:28,177 --> 00:57:30,380 WELL... 1210 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:34,616 WHEN YOU MARRY A WOMAN THE WAY I DID DOTTY-- 1211 00:57:34,683 --> 00:57:38,020 FOR HER OLD MAN'S DOUGH-- 1212 00:57:38,087 --> 00:57:41,056 YOU HAVE COMMITTED THE ACT OF A LOUSE, BOY. 1213 00:57:41,123 --> 00:57:43,692 YOU'LL NEVER FORGET IT. 1214 00:57:43,759 --> 00:57:44,761 NO KIDDING? 1215 00:57:44,827 --> 00:57:46,496 MM-HMM. YEAH. 1216 00:57:47,897 --> 00:57:48,965 DOTTY DOESN'T KNOW IT. 1217 00:57:49,031 --> 00:57:52,068 I'VE WORKED DAMN HARD TO KEEP HER FROM KNOWING. 1218 00:57:52,134 --> 00:57:54,370 ON ACCOUNT OF HER... 1219 00:57:54,437 --> 00:57:56,105 CARING ABOUT ME. 1220 00:57:57,407 --> 00:58:00,343 BUT FACT IS, SHE DOESN'T ANYMORE... 1221 00:58:00,410 --> 00:58:02,679 OR SHE WOULD'VE STUCK BY ME WHEN I QUIT. 1222 00:58:04,747 --> 00:58:07,684 SHE'D BE HERE RIGHT NOW ASKING ME NOT TO GO AWAY, 1223 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:09,018 WOULDN'T SHE? 1224 00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:10,620 IF HE CARED ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, 1225 00:58:10,687 --> 00:58:13,255 WHY ISN'T HE HERE NOW BEGGING YOU TO COME BACK? 1226 00:58:13,322 --> 00:58:15,691 YOU HEARD THAT GIRL, THAT CHERYL LYNN. BELIEVE ME, 1227 00:58:15,758 --> 00:58:17,626 WE'RE LUCKY SHE'S SUCH A BIG-MOUTH, BUSYBODY 1228 00:58:17,693 --> 00:58:19,195 SHE HAD TO BREAK THE NEWS. 1229 00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:21,464 IS RALPH BATES PINING AWAY ABOUT YOU? 1230 00:58:21,531 --> 00:58:23,266 NO, HE'S SELLING YOUR THINGS. 1231 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,935 TRYING TO RAISE CASH SO HE CAN GET AWAY FAST. 1232 00:58:26,001 --> 00:58:28,937 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. AFTER ALL HE'S DONE TO ME, 1233 00:58:29,004 --> 00:58:30,839 TRYING TO SNEAK AWAY LIKE A THIEF. 1234 00:58:30,906 --> 00:58:32,875 IF YOU ASK ME, HE'S MOVING TOO FAST. 1235 00:58:32,942 --> 00:58:34,877 IT'S FISHY. 1236 00:58:34,944 --> 00:58:37,146 DOTTY... 1237 00:58:37,213 --> 00:58:39,181 THE WIFE IS ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW, 1238 00:58:39,248 --> 00:58:41,150 BUT HAVE YOU GOT ANY REASON 1239 00:58:41,216 --> 00:58:43,186 TO SUSPECT THERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN? 1240 00:58:43,252 --> 00:58:48,457 THERE'S NO OTHER WOMAN. THAT AIN'T THE PROBLEM. 1241 00:58:48,524 --> 00:58:49,558 THAT ISN'T THE PROBLEM. 1242 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:50,560 DAMN RIGHT. 1243 00:58:50,626 --> 00:58:52,161 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS 1244 00:58:52,227 --> 00:58:54,964 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET DOTTY MARRY HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1245 00:58:55,031 --> 00:58:55,998 I BLAME MYSELF. 1246 00:58:56,065 --> 00:58:58,267 FORGET ABOUT HIM, HONEY. 1247 00:58:58,334 --> 00:59:00,269 YOU DON'T NEED HIM ANYMORE. 1248 00:59:00,335 --> 00:59:02,071 YOU'VE GOT THE BOY NOW. 1249 00:59:02,138 --> 00:59:04,741 YOU'VE GOT ME-- 1250 00:59:04,807 --> 00:59:05,908 US-- 1251 00:59:05,974 --> 00:59:07,310 THAT CARE ABOUT YOU. 1252 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:09,912 THAT MAN DON'T LOVE YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT! 1253 00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:15,118 I CAN IMAGINE NOTHING WORSE THAN LIVING WITH A PERSON YOU KNOW DOESN'T LOVE YOU. 1254 00:59:20,556 --> 00:59:24,360 IT MIGHT BE EVEN WORSE FOR THE OTHER PERSON. 1255 00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,629 I JUST THOUGHT... 1256 00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:32,367 I'M TIRED. 1257 00:59:32,434 --> 00:59:33,937 I THINK I'LL GO TO BED. 1258 00:59:36,939 --> 00:59:38,641 DOTTY. 1259 00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:44,279 RALPH, YOU SERIOUS ABOUT CUTTING OUT OF HERE? 1260 00:59:44,346 --> 00:59:46,349 MM-HMM. 1261 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,684 THEN COME ON ALONG TO TEXAS. 1262 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:52,655 PICK US UP A PIECE OF RANCHLAND AND RAISE A HERD OF CATTLE. 1263 00:59:52,722 --> 00:59:56,392 WHAT, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR M-- 1264 00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,361 AHH. 1265 00:59:58,427 --> 01:00:00,763 DON'T YOU LOOK PRETTY. 1266 01:00:00,829 --> 01:00:01,764 MMM! 1267 01:00:01,831 --> 01:00:05,234 I FEEL MUCH BETTER. REFRESHED. 1268 01:00:05,301 --> 01:00:08,003 MM-HMM. 1269 01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:10,339 GEORGE? 1270 01:00:10,406 --> 01:00:12,041 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 1271 01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:14,711 HOW DO I--YEAH. 1272 01:00:15,544 --> 01:00:19,382 WELL...UH... 1273 01:00:19,448 --> 01:00:22,618 I--I BETTER C-CALL AND... 1274 01:00:22,685 --> 01:00:28,824 AND GET MYSELF A HOTEL ROOM... HADN'T I? 1275 01:00:28,891 --> 01:00:30,626 I TOLD YOU, RALPH, LET HER GO! 1276 01:00:30,692 --> 01:00:31,827 OH, NO, MR. BOWERS! 1277 01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:34,296 NO, NO! DON'T SELL ME TO HER! UH-UH. 1278 01:00:34,363 --> 01:00:37,066 RALPH THINKS IF I-- IF I SEDUCE YOU, 1279 01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:40,068 THE WAY YOU CLAIM I ALREADY DID AT BELVEDERE-- 1280 01:00:40,135 --> 01:00:42,004 THAT ALL OUR PROBLEMS WOULD BE OVER. 1281 01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:43,272 NOW, HONEY, I DIDN'T SAY-- 1282 01:00:43,339 --> 01:00:45,475 NO. I DON'T THINK THAT SEX SOLVES ANYTHING. 1283 01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:46,942 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 1284 01:00:47,009 --> 01:00:48,510 ANY MORE THAN LIQUOR DOES. 1285 01:00:48,577 --> 01:00:49,912 SHE DOESN'T DRINK, EITHER. 1286 01:00:49,978 --> 01:00:51,947 I DON'T THINK THE FUNCTIONS OF A WIFE 1287 01:00:52,014 --> 01:00:55,417 SHOULD BE CONFUSED WITH THE SORT OF WOMEN AVAILABLE 1288 01:00:55,484 --> 01:00:58,787 IN THE ARMY CAMPS IN OCCUPIED TERRITORIES. 1289 01:00:58,854 --> 01:01:01,090 SHE MEANS HOOKERS. SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THEM, TOO. 1290 01:01:01,156 --> 01:01:04,126 CAN'T YOU TWO STOP MURDERING EACH OTHER, HUH? 1291 01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:06,329 I GUESS NOT. 1292 01:01:06,395 --> 01:01:10,065 I...I GUESS WE'RE JUST OPPOSITE TYPES. 1293 01:01:10,132 --> 01:01:13,603 YEP...OPPOSITE TYPES. 1294 01:01:17,039 --> 01:01:20,343 I WANT TO CALL MY DADDY. 1295 01:01:20,409 --> 01:01:23,846 MR. BATES-- OH, UH, RALPH, 1296 01:01:23,913 --> 01:01:25,981 CAN I CALL MY FATHER... UH, COLLECT? 1297 01:01:26,048 --> 01:01:27,350 SURE, SURE, HONEY, 1298 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:30,252 BUT WHY UPSET THE OLD MAN CHRISTMAS EVE? 1299 01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:31,754 OH! OH, I WON'T! 1300 01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:35,524 I JUST WANT TO TELL HIM THAT-- THAT I LOVE HIM... 1301 01:01:35,591 --> 01:01:37,526 AND I MISS HIM. 1302 01:01:37,593 --> 01:01:42,331 George: GO ON! GO ON! AND I'LL PAY FOR IT! 1303 01:01:42,397 --> 01:01:46,168 Isabel: I'D LIKE TO CALL SWEETWATER, TEXAS, 07... 1304 01:01:46,235 --> 01:01:49,138 THAT GIRL NEEDS YOU. NOW, GO ON. BE NICE TO HER. 1305 01:01:49,204 --> 01:01:55,611 WHY? SHE HASN'T GOT THE INCURABLE SHAKES. I HAVE. 1306 01:01:55,678 --> 01:02:00,616 OH, I--I JUST HOPE I CAN STOP CRYING FOR DADDY'S SAKE. 1307 01:02:00,683 --> 01:02:03,419 Isabel: OH, YES, OPERATOR, I'LL--WHAT? 1308 01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:05,320 DADDY! 1309 01:02:05,387 --> 01:02:09,826 OH! OH, PRECIOUS DADDY! 1310 01:02:10,659 --> 01:02:13,462 I CAN'T--CAN'T TALK! 1311 01:02:13,529 --> 01:02:16,032 I CAN'T TALK! 1312 01:02:16,098 --> 01:02:18,034 I CAN'T TALK! 1313 01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:20,136 I CAN'T TALK! 1314 01:02:20,203 --> 01:02:22,004 [ISABEL SOBBING] 1315 01:02:25,141 --> 01:02:27,076 HI, POP! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1316 01:02:27,142 --> 01:02:29,979 NO, NO. THIS ISN'T GEORGE. THIS IS A BUDDY OF HIS. 1317 01:02:30,046 --> 01:02:32,548 UH, ISABEL WANTS TO TELL YOU HOW HAPPY SHE IS, 1318 01:02:32,614 --> 01:02:35,017 BUT SHE'S JUST BROKE UP WITH EMOTION. 1319 01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:37,453 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, POP. NEWLYWEDS. 1320 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,922 THEY'RE JUST NATURALLY FULL OF EMOTION, YEAH. 1321 01:02:39,989 --> 01:02:43,492 THEY GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT BETWEEN THEM. 1322 01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:45,962 OH, FINE! YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE. 1323 01:02:46,028 --> 01:02:50,165 SHE'LL TALK TO YOU AS SOON AS SHE BLOWS HER NOSE. UH-HUH. 1324 01:02:50,232 --> 01:02:53,503 HONEY, HONEY, YOUR DADDY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. NOW, GO ON. 1325 01:02:55,471 --> 01:02:58,841 DA-AA-AAH! 1326 01:03:05,248 --> 01:03:08,217 POP! UH, LISTEN, NOW, YOU TALK TO HER, POP. 1327 01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:12,054 SHE'S TOO SHOOK UP TO TALK BACK. UH-HUH. 1328 01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:15,724 HONEY, HONEY, COME ON, NOW. 1329 01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:17,326 COME ON, NOW. 1330 01:03:20,796 --> 01:03:22,665 DADDY? 1331 01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:27,169 UH, OH, HOW ARE YOU, DADDY? 1332 01:03:27,236 --> 01:03:31,740 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL! 1333 01:03:31,807 --> 01:03:35,177 I'M FINE, TOO. 1334 01:03:35,244 --> 01:03:39,348 UH-HUH. YES, I GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY. 1335 01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:41,450 YESTERDAY. 1336 01:03:42,751 --> 01:03:46,455 OH. UH, HOW'S MOM? 1337 01:03:48,356 --> 01:03:50,192 OH. 1338 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:52,628 JUST THE SAME? 1339 01:03:52,695 --> 01:03:56,131 OH. DADDY? 1340 01:03:56,198 --> 01:04:00,202 I MAY BE SEEING YOU SOON. 1341 01:04:00,268 --> 01:04:05,540 NO, I GAVE UP MY NURSING JOB WHEN I GOT MARRIED... 1342 01:04:05,607 --> 01:04:08,477 SO I HAVE LOTS OF FREE TIME NOW. 1343 01:04:08,544 --> 01:04:11,614 AND I MISS YOU SO MUCH, DADDY. 1344 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:15,317 I--I JUST MAY SUDDENLY POP IN ON YOU. 1345 01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:17,720 TOMORROW! 1346 01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:20,322 MERRY CHRISTMAS... 1347 01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:23,693 UH...DADDY! 1348 01:04:39,742 --> 01:04:41,610 [FOOTSTEPS] 1349 01:04:41,676 --> 01:04:45,348 Isabel: OH, WHAT A SWEET LITTLE ANIMAL! 1350 01:04:50,685 --> 01:04:52,121 OH! 1351 01:04:52,187 --> 01:04:55,624 OH, RALPH, WHAT IS THIS LITTLE ANIMAL'S NAME? 1352 01:04:55,690 --> 01:04:57,359 THE ANIMAL IS A DOG! 1353 01:04:57,426 --> 01:04:58,627 I KNOW IT'S A DOG! 1354 01:04:58,694 --> 01:05:00,429 WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT A DOG?! 1355 01:05:00,495 --> 01:05:03,064 ITS NAME IS BESSIE. 1356 01:05:03,131 --> 01:05:05,367 YOU WANNA GO FOR A LITTLE WALK WITH ME? 1357 01:05:05,434 --> 01:05:06,435 [BESSIE WHINING] 1358 01:05:06,501 --> 01:05:08,737 OH, RALPH, IT SAYS YES. 1359 01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:13,909 YEAH? IT MUST BE DESPERATE IF IT'S WILLING TO GO OUT IN THE SNOW. 1360 01:05:13,976 --> 01:05:15,444 YOU ALWAYS DID WANT A DOG. 1361 01:05:15,511 --> 01:05:17,646 I STILL DO. 1362 01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:19,681 BESSIE HAS TO SLEEP WITH A NIGHT-LIGHT ON 1363 01:05:19,748 --> 01:05:21,783 BEING AFRAID OF THE DARK. 1364 01:05:21,850 --> 01:05:26,154 COME ON, BOY. LET'S GO, STRONG HEART. 1365 01:05:26,221 --> 01:05:27,823 UH, MY COAT. 1366 01:05:27,890 --> 01:05:28,824 UH, COAT. 1367 01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:31,527 Isabel: HELLO, LITTLE DOGGY. 1368 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:34,396 OH, YES... 1369 01:05:34,463 --> 01:05:35,397 [BESSIE WOOFS] 1370 01:05:35,464 --> 01:05:36,531 WAIT A MINUTE. 1371 01:05:36,598 --> 01:05:38,134 WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE. 1372 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,637 OH, YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET THING. YES, YOU ARE. 1373 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:49,578 OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHEARED BEAVER. 1374 01:05:49,644 --> 01:05:52,080 IS THAT YOUR WIFE'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT? 1375 01:05:52,147 --> 01:05:53,582 IT WAS. 1376 01:05:53,648 --> 01:05:56,184 HERE. HERE, PUT IT ON. PUT IT ON. 1377 01:05:56,251 --> 01:05:58,754 OH, WELL, I COULDN'T WEAR IT. 1378 01:05:58,821 --> 01:06:00,021 NOT IN THE SNOW! 1379 01:06:00,088 --> 01:06:02,591 WHY NOT? SOME BEAVER DID. COME ON. 1380 01:06:02,658 --> 01:06:03,992 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 1381 01:06:04,059 --> 01:06:05,294 OH, BESSIE. 1382 01:06:05,361 --> 01:06:07,730 [KISS] 1383 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,031 COME ON, HONEY. 1384 01:06:09,098 --> 01:06:11,567 OH, COME ON. 1385 01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:13,602 IF YOU PASS ANY OTHER DOGS, DON'T STOP. 1386 01:06:13,669 --> 01:06:15,404 IT'S AFRAID OF DOGS, TOO. 1387 01:06:21,676 --> 01:06:25,580 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO CATCH UP WITH HER, HUH? PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER-- 1388 01:06:25,647 --> 01:06:28,250 WHAT'S THE USE, RALPH? YOU HEARD HER. WE'RE OPPOSITE TYPES. 1389 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:32,788 NO. SON, ANY TWO PEOPLE ARE OPPOSITE TYPES, ESPECIALLY A WOMAN. 1390 01:06:32,855 --> 01:06:34,223 FORGET IT, RALPH. 1391 01:06:36,658 --> 01:06:39,795 MY MIND'S ON SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT: 1392 01:06:39,861 --> 01:06:42,397 THAT CATTLE RANCH IN SAN ANTONE. 1393 01:06:42,464 --> 01:06:44,233 COME ON, RALPH, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1394 01:06:47,970 --> 01:06:49,171 WHAT'LL WE USE FOR MONEY? 1395 01:06:49,238 --> 01:06:51,273 WHAT'LL WE USE FOR MONEY? 1396 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:54,176 ANY BANK IN WEST TEXAS. 1397 01:06:54,243 --> 01:06:56,812 SEE, MY FOLKS STAKED OUT WEST TEXAS. 1398 01:06:56,879 --> 01:06:58,914 THE NAME OF THE FIRST GEORGE HAVERSTICK 1399 01:06:58,981 --> 01:07:01,083 IS ENGRAVED ON THE MEMORIAL 1400 01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:03,886 TO THE ALAMO HEROES IN SAN ANTONE. 1401 01:07:03,953 --> 01:07:06,455 I MEAN, THERE IS NO BETTER CREDIT CARD IN TEXAS 1402 01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:09,090 THAN AN ANCESTOR'S NAME ON THAT MEMORIAL... 1403 01:07:09,157 --> 01:07:11,026 PLUS MY CADILLAC LIMOUSINE. 1404 01:07:11,093 --> 01:07:13,562 THERE'S NO RALPH BATES ON THAT ALAMO MEMORIAL. 1405 01:07:13,628 --> 01:07:16,766 RALPH, YOU WERE A HERO OF THE LAST WAR. 1406 01:07:16,832 --> 01:07:18,434 WHO REMEMBERS THE LAST WAR, MAN? 1407 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,269 THEY'RE TOO BUSY ON THE NEXT ONE. 1408 01:07:21,336 --> 01:07:24,172 ANYWAY, WHY CATTLE? HUH? 1409 01:07:24,239 --> 01:07:27,142 THE TEXAS LONGHORN ISN'T JUST CATTLE. 1410 01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:31,747 IT'S A... A DIGNIFIED BEAST. 1411 01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:36,786 SON, THE TEXAS LONGHORN IS NOT ONLY DIGNIFIED, 1412 01:07:36,852 --> 01:07:39,388 IT IS PRACTICALLY OBSOLETE, BOY. 1413 01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:40,890 MAN, IT IS HISTORICAL. 1414 01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:43,959 I MEAN, YOU DON'T RAISE IT JUST FOR-- FOR A POT ROAST. 1415 01:07:44,026 --> 01:07:47,629 THEN WHAT DO WE RAISE IT FOR? KICKS? 1416 01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:49,698 RALPH, YOU GOT TV, RIGHT? 1417 01:07:49,764 --> 01:07:53,169 MM-HMM. I GOT TV, BOY, AND IT'S GOT ME. 1418 01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:54,403 [TURNS TV ON] 1419 01:07:54,470 --> 01:07:55,671 THERE! 1420 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:58,040 [GUNSHOTS] 1421 01:07:58,106 --> 01:08:01,010 A WESTERN EVEN ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 1422 01:08:01,076 --> 01:08:03,112 WHY, IT'S A NATIONAL OBSESSION. 1423 01:08:03,178 --> 01:08:05,313 BUT, RALPH, YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE, 1424 01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:07,449 OUTSIDE THAT CAMERA RANGE? 1425 01:08:07,515 --> 01:08:10,285 A BIG OL' PAINTED SIGN THAT SAYS, 1426 01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:13,255 "THE HAVERSTICK BATES RANCH. 1427 01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:16,725 WE BREED CATTLE FOR TV WESTERNS." 1428 01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:19,662 WE GET RICH, RALPH, AND WE'LL LIVE LIKE MEN. 1429 01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:23,132 UNDER THE DIGNIFIED SKY OF WEST TEXAS. 1430 01:08:23,198 --> 01:08:26,368 YES, AND THERE IS DIGNITY IN THAT SKY. 1431 01:08:26,434 --> 01:08:28,237 AND IN THE... 1432 01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:31,273 IN THE PASTORAL WAY OF EXISTENCE, 1433 01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:34,142 A DIGNITY THAT'S TOO LONG LOST. 1434 01:08:34,209 --> 01:08:36,879 THAT'S WHAT I'M AFTER. 1435 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:40,449 I WANT TO BE DIGNIFIED, TOO, GEORGE, HONEST. 1436 01:08:41,149 --> 01:08:43,717 HA HA HA! 1437 01:08:43,785 --> 01:08:47,489 I JUST DON'T WANT TO CROSS A PASTURE ONE FINE MORNING 1438 01:08:47,555 --> 01:08:49,557 AND CATCH ME A KEISTERFUL OF TEXAS LONGHORN. 1439 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:50,792 THAT WOULDN'T BE DIGNIFIED. 1440 01:08:50,859 --> 01:08:52,094 SHUT UP! 1441 01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:55,764 YOU SHUT UP! 1442 01:08:55,830 --> 01:08:59,234 YOU TV-WATCHING, CANNED-BEER-DRINKING, 1443 01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:02,838 SPANISH- SUBURBAN-TYPE JERK. 1444 01:09:02,904 --> 01:09:05,306 I WISH I'D NEVER COME HERE... 1445 01:09:05,374 --> 01:09:07,109 'CAUSE I CHERISHED THE MEMORY OF YOU, 1446 01:09:07,175 --> 01:09:08,944 AND WHEN YOU OPENED THAT DOOR-- 1447 01:09:09,011 --> 01:09:12,614 WHEN YOU OPENED THAT DOOR, I SAW A TRAVESTY ON THAT MEMORY, 1448 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:15,416 A NEGATIVE, MIDDLE-AGED SQUARE LOST-- 1449 01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:18,587 HEY, HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK I SAW? 1450 01:09:18,654 --> 01:09:21,656 A YOUNG MAN I USED TO KNOW WITH AN OLD MAN'S AFFLICTION, 1451 01:09:21,723 --> 01:09:24,693 THAT'S WHAT I SAW. 1452 01:09:24,759 --> 01:09:26,728 THANK YOU. 1453 01:09:26,795 --> 01:09:29,097 I SURE DO APPRECIATE THAT. 1454 01:09:29,163 --> 01:09:30,664 OH, MAN, OH, BROTHER. 1455 01:09:30,732 --> 01:09:33,002 I SURE DO APPRECIATE THAT. 1456 01:09:34,736 --> 01:09:36,772 SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED TO YOU, OLD BUDDY! 1457 01:09:36,837 --> 01:09:39,173 YOU TURNED VICIOUS. 1458 01:09:39,241 --> 01:09:41,476 Carolers: ♪ ...LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY ♪ 1459 01:09:41,542 --> 01:09:46,848 ♪ REMEMBER CHRIST OUR SAVIOR WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ 1460 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,818 ♪ TO SAVE US ALL FROM SATAN'S POWER ♪ 1461 01:09:49,885 --> 01:09:51,654 ♪ WHEN WE WERE GONE ASTRAY ♪ 1462 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:57,393 ♪ O TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY, COMFORT AND JOY ♪ 1463 01:09:57,459 --> 01:10:01,329 ♪ O TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY ♪ 1464 01:10:01,396 --> 01:10:06,935 ♪ IN BETHLEHEM IN JEWRY THIS BLESSED BABE WAS BORN ♪ 1465 01:10:07,002 --> 01:10:11,673 ♪ AND LAID WITHIN A MANGER UPON THIS HOLY MORN ♪ 1466 01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:13,508 HEY, GEORGE. 1467 01:10:13,575 --> 01:10:16,545 HEY. COME ON, BUDDY. 1468 01:10:16,612 --> 01:10:20,715 BOY, TO RIDICULE AN AFFLICTION LIKE MINE, YOU KNOW THAT'S VICIOUS. 1469 01:10:20,782 --> 01:10:22,618 YOU RIDICULE MY AFFLICTION. 1470 01:10:22,685 --> 01:10:25,421 WHAT AFFLICTION? 1471 01:10:25,487 --> 01:10:27,255 I LIVE IN A SPANISH-TYPE STUCCO COTTAGE 1472 01:10:27,322 --> 01:10:29,892 IN A HIGH POINT OVER A CAVERN. 1473 01:10:29,958 --> 01:10:32,061 THAT IS AN AFFLICTION, BOY. 1474 01:10:32,127 --> 01:10:37,665 SOMEWHERE THE DREAM... OR THE... 1475 01:10:37,732 --> 01:10:39,834 OH, MAN. 1476 01:10:39,901 --> 01:10:42,904 OH, I WISH I COULD BE THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON... 1477 01:10:42,971 --> 01:10:45,073 OR MARS OR VENUS. 1478 01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:48,243 TRANSPORTED AND TRANSPLANTED, 1479 01:10:48,310 --> 01:10:53,549 THE ADAM ON A STAR IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY. 1480 01:10:53,615 --> 01:10:55,818 HUH. HMM. 1481 01:10:55,884 --> 01:10:59,654 IT'S WONDERFUL KNOWING THAT SUCH A THING IS NO LONGER INCONCEIVABLE. 1482 01:10:59,721 --> 01:11:02,257 BOY, YOU'RE TALKING OUT OF CHARACTER, DAD. 1483 01:11:02,324 --> 01:11:05,327 YOU'RE A DEDICATED CONFORMIST, THE SQUARE'S SQUARE, 1484 01:11:05,393 --> 01:11:07,996 THE MOST EARTHBOUND EARTHMAN ON EARTH. 1485 01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:11,933 WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 1486 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,670 Carolers: ♪ ...COMFORT AND JOY ♪ 1487 01:11:14,736 --> 01:11:17,339 THAT WAS MIGHTY FINE, GENTLEMEN, MIGHTY FINE. 1488 01:11:17,406 --> 01:11:19,641 WHY DON'T YOU'LL COME AND HAVE A LITTLE DRINK? 1489 01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:21,176 I DON'T THINK WE DO THAT. 1490 01:11:21,243 --> 01:11:22,211 C'MON, IT'S COLD OUT. 1491 01:11:22,277 --> 01:11:24,613 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, JUST ONE? 1492 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:25,848 REMEMBER, JUST ONE, NOW. 1493 01:11:25,914 --> 01:11:27,749 YOU TWISTED MY ARM. 1494 01:11:27,816 --> 01:11:29,084 HOW ABOUT YOU, LITTLE LADY? 1495 01:11:29,151 --> 01:11:30,786 NO, THANK YOU. I DON'T DRINK. 1496 01:11:30,853 --> 01:11:31,787 I'M SORRY. 1497 01:11:31,853 --> 01:11:32,787 BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1498 01:11:32,854 --> 01:11:33,955 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 1499 01:11:34,022 --> 01:11:35,124 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1500 01:11:40,128 --> 01:11:43,565 HOPE YOUR WIFE DOESN'T GET LOST. 1501 01:11:45,033 --> 01:11:47,335 THAT DOGGY KNOWS THE WAY HOME. 1502 01:11:47,402 --> 01:11:50,472 IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T KNOW THE DOG EITHER. 1503 01:11:50,539 --> 01:11:52,841 YOU SEE, RALPH? RALPH? 1504 01:11:52,907 --> 01:11:53,842 HMM? 1505 01:11:53,909 --> 01:11:57,312 YOU SEE, YOU CHOSE YOUR AFFLICTION, 1506 01:11:57,379 --> 01:11:59,581 MARRIED INTO THEM, SO TO SPEAK. 1507 01:11:59,647 --> 01:12:02,084 MINE JUST COME ON ME, MY SHAKES. 1508 01:12:03,551 --> 01:12:05,387 BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED 1509 01:12:05,453 --> 01:12:08,857 IN THE AWFUL IMPLICATIONS OF AN AFFLICTION LIKE MINE. 1510 01:12:08,924 --> 01:12:10,059 SURE I'M INTERESTED, GEORGE. 1511 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:12,827 WELL, SUPPOSE IT NEVER LETS UP. 1512 01:12:12,894 --> 01:12:16,165 I MEAN, SUPPOSE I SHAKE ALL MY LIFE. 1513 01:12:16,231 --> 01:12:19,534 I MEAN, AT ALL MOMENTS OF CRISIS. 1514 01:12:19,601 --> 01:12:22,937 AND BESIDES CAREERWISE, THERE ARE OTHER ASPECTS OF MY LIFE 1515 01:12:23,004 --> 01:12:25,174 THAT IT COULD AFFECT... 1516 01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:29,111 LIKE...MY LOVE LIFE. 1517 01:12:31,813 --> 01:12:34,249 AW, NOW, WAS THAT IT? 1518 01:12:35,183 --> 01:12:36,618 WAS WHAT WHAT? 1519 01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:39,420 WAS THAT THE PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU AND HER? 1520 01:12:39,487 --> 01:12:41,990 YOU WERE SCARED THE SHAKES MIGHT AFFECT YOUR LOVE LIFE 1521 01:12:42,056 --> 01:12:43,525 SO YOU MIGHTN'T MAKE THE SCENE? 1522 01:12:43,591 --> 01:12:45,060 WAS THAT-- WAS THAT THE PROBLEM? 1523 01:12:45,127 --> 01:12:46,595 NO! I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. 1524 01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:48,496 I NEVER HAD THAT PROBLEM. 1525 01:12:48,563 --> 01:12:49,498 NO? 1526 01:12:49,564 --> 01:12:50,966 NO! 1527 01:12:53,335 --> 01:12:55,036 WHY, DO YOU HAVE THAT PROBLEM? 1528 01:12:55,103 --> 01:12:58,173 SURE. EVERY NOW AND THEN. 1529 01:12:58,239 --> 01:12:59,874 WELL, NOT ME! 1530 01:12:59,941 --> 01:13:02,544 YOU KNOW ME, OLD BUILT-IN EVEREADY BATTERY. 1531 01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:06,415 YEAH. I UNDERSTAND. 1532 01:13:06,482 --> 01:13:09,451 DON'T YOU BE SO DAMN UNDERSTANDING, RALPH! 1533 01:13:12,454 --> 01:13:15,090 HEY, THERE'S A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 1534 01:13:15,156 --> 01:13:16,258 LET'S BREAK IT OPEN. 1535 01:13:16,325 --> 01:13:18,894 COME ON, BOY. COME ON, BOY. 1536 01:13:18,961 --> 01:13:23,364 WELL, YOU ARE A SQUARE, BUT A DECENT SQUARE. 1537 01:13:23,431 --> 01:13:27,169 Ralph and George: ♪ BLESS 'EM ALL ♪ 1538 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,738 ♪ THE LONG AND THE SHORT AND THE TALL ♪ 1539 01:13:29,805 --> 01:13:31,006 ♪ AND THE TALL ♪ 1540 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:34,509 ♪ BLESS ALL THE BLONDIES AND THE BRUNETTES ♪ 1541 01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:37,579 ♪ EACH LAD IS HAPPY TO TAKE WHAT HE GETS ♪ 1542 01:13:37,646 --> 01:13:40,182 ♪ OH, BLESS 'EM ALL ♪ 1543 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:40,249 HEY! 1544 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,316 HA! 1545 01:13:41,383 --> 01:13:42,684 [LAUGHTER] 1546 01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:48,656 [DRUNKENLY] AND THEY--AND THEY CALLED HER MISS DORA SHAKING-CHIN 1547 01:13:48,723 --> 01:13:49,691 FROM THAT DAY ON. 1548 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:52,628 HA HA HA! 1549 01:13:52,694 --> 01:13:56,264 WELL, OLD DORA DIDN'T SHAKE ANY MORE THAN I DID THAT DAY, 1550 01:13:56,331 --> 01:14:00,402 NOT THAT I WASN'T SCARED EVERY DAY IN KOREA, LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 1551 01:14:00,469 --> 01:14:03,738 I WASN'T. 1552 01:14:03,805 --> 01:14:05,073 COME ON, OLD BUDDY. 1553 01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:08,110 I WAS NOT SCARED IN KOREA. 1554 01:14:08,176 --> 01:14:12,047 GEORGE, NOW, WHEN ARE YOU AND A MILLION OTHER GUYS IN THIS COUNTRY 1555 01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:13,581 GOING TO GET OVER THE IDEA 1556 01:14:13,648 --> 01:14:17,719 THAT A REAL HE-MAN IS A BIG, LOUDMOUTH APE? 1557 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:20,455 GNASHING HIS TEETH AT THE WORLD, LOOKING FOR A FIGHT? 1558 01:14:20,522 --> 01:14:23,558 IN OTHER WORDS, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP PLAYING SUPERMAN, BOY? 1559 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:25,793 IT SURE AIN'T DOING YOU ANY GOOD. 1560 01:14:25,860 --> 01:14:28,396 LIKE THE WAY YOU ACT WITH YOUR WIFE. 1561 01:14:28,463 --> 01:14:30,599 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG. 1562 01:14:30,666 --> 01:14:33,701 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE! 1563 01:14:33,768 --> 01:14:35,503 WELL, YOU BETTER TALK ABOUT HER, BOY. 1564 01:14:35,570 --> 01:14:37,339 YOU BETTER GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT, NOW, 1565 01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:39,674 OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP GEORGE HAVERSTICK THE LAST... 1566 01:14:39,741 --> 01:14:41,977 OBSOLETE. 1567 01:14:42,043 --> 01:14:47,582 MAN, A WOMAN IS A HUMAN BEING, JUST LIKE US. 1568 01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:52,221 A VULNERABLE CREATURE THAT NEEDS KINDNESS AND TENDERNESS, 1569 01:14:52,287 --> 01:14:53,221 JUST LIKE US. 1570 01:14:53,288 --> 01:14:56,024 MAYBE YOU NEED IT, BUT, UH, I DON'T. 1571 01:14:56,091 --> 01:14:59,527 YOU NEED IT, SON. YOU JUST THINK SUPERMAN SHOULDN'T. 1572 01:14:59,594 --> 01:15:03,632 I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG BETWEEN YOU TWO AS IF I SAW IT ALL ON TV. 1573 01:15:03,698 --> 01:15:05,900 OH, YOU'RE THE EXPERT, HUH? THE HEADSHRINKER. 1574 01:15:05,967 --> 01:15:07,702 ALRIGHT, NOW, LISTEN. NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 1575 01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:08,837 NOW, LOOK, NOW. 1576 01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:12,941 THERE SHE IS, RIGHT? A NEW BRIDE. 1577 01:15:13,007 --> 01:15:15,076 SHE'S NERVOUS, AND SHE'S SCARED, 1578 01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:20,081 TURNING TO YOU FOR THAT KINDNESS AND TENDERNESS WE JUST TALKED ABOUT, 1579 01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:22,383 BUT YOU'RE 10 TIMES AS SCARED AS SHE IS. 1580 01:15:22,450 --> 01:15:24,686 SCARED? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCARED? SCARED OF WHAT? 1581 01:15:24,753 --> 01:15:28,056 THE SAME THING YOU'VE BEEN SCARED OF ALL YOUR LIFE, GEORGE: 1582 01:15:28,122 --> 01:15:30,425 THAT SOMEONE'S GONNA FIND OUT YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST 1583 01:15:30,491 --> 01:15:34,829 OR THE TOUGHEST OR THE BEST OR EVEN THE GREATEST LOVER OF ALL TIME, 1584 01:15:34,896 --> 01:15:39,301 THE ONE WITH THE BUILT-IN EVEREADY BATTERY, WHICH NO ONE IS. 1585 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,636 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT, MY FRIEND, 1586 01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:42,637 BUT ON THAT PARTICULAR SUBJECT, 1587 01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:45,206 EVERYBODY'S GOT TO SPEAK FOR HIMSELF. 1588 01:15:45,273 --> 01:15:47,208 OH, NOW, COME ON, NOW. 1589 01:15:47,275 --> 01:15:50,011 NOW, YOU KNOW I CAN SPEAK FOR YOU, FRIEND. 1590 01:15:50,078 --> 01:15:52,047 I SAT THROUGH ENOUGH BULL SESSIONS IN KOREA 1591 01:15:52,113 --> 01:15:54,549 LISTENING TO YOU SWAP LIES WITH THE OTHER LIARS: 1592 01:15:54,616 --> 01:15:56,551 HOW MANY, HOW OFTEN, HOW GREAT. 1593 01:15:56,618 --> 01:16:01,756 ONLY THEN YOU'D GO UPSTAIRS AND SIT ON STRAW MATS WITH THOSE DOLLS, 1594 01:16:01,823 --> 01:16:06,561 DRINKING RICE WINE AND TEACHING THEM ENGLISH. 1595 01:16:06,627 --> 01:16:08,630 WHICH ONE OF THEM TOLD YOU THAT? 1596 01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:11,099 WHICH ONE? EVERY ONE. 1597 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:15,370 YOU JUST SAT UP THERE DRINKING SAKE AND TEACHING THEM ENGLISH UNTIL-- 1598 01:16:15,437 --> 01:16:18,306 RALPH, I OUGHT TO BUST YOU ONE! 1599 01:16:18,372 --> 01:16:19,308 WHY? 1600 01:16:20,575 --> 01:16:26,147 MAN. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT? 1601 01:16:26,214 --> 01:16:28,082 YOU'RE NOT A "CASH ON THE LINE, 1602 01:16:28,149 --> 01:16:30,318 I'LL PAY FOR IT, TAKE IT" GUY. 1603 01:16:30,385 --> 01:16:32,154 THAT'S ALL. 1604 01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:36,124 IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF, GEORGE. 1605 01:16:37,158 --> 01:16:38,193 RALPH? 1606 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,194 YEAH? 1607 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,463 I NEVER TOLD YOU BACK THERE, BUT... 1608 01:16:41,529 --> 01:16:45,633 WELL, YOU SEE, I HAD ME THIS LITTLE GIRL ON THE SIDE. 1609 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:46,802 AW, NO, MAN. 1610 01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:49,404 LOOK, NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FABRICATE 1611 01:16:49,471 --> 01:16:52,740 SOME KIND OF SIGN OR A FANTASY JUST FOR ME. 1612 01:16:52,807 --> 01:16:54,475 WHAT ABOUT BIG SPRINGS, TEXAS? 1613 01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:56,778 I MEAN, YOU NEVER GOT ANYWHERE WITH THOSE CHICKS 1614 01:16:56,844 --> 01:16:59,414 UNTIL I FIXED YOU UP. ADMIT IT, GO ON! 1615 01:16:59,481 --> 01:17:01,783 NOW, DON'T GET SORE. DON'T GET SORE. 1616 01:17:01,850 --> 01:17:05,153 SURE, WOMEN LIKE YOU. EVERYBODY LIKES YOU. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT? 1617 01:17:05,219 --> 01:17:07,055 I LIKE YOU. 1618 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:10,258 THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE TO SEE YOU SHAKING YOURSELF TO PIECES. 1619 01:17:10,324 --> 01:17:14,629 AND I GOT A HUNCH THIS VERY SUBJECT IS WHAT'S CAUSING YOUR SHAKES, BOY. 1620 01:17:14,696 --> 01:17:16,431 THE DOCTORS AT THE BELVEDERE GENERAL HOSPITAL, 1621 01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:19,000 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SHAKE, BUT YOU DO? 1622 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:22,336 I KNOW ONE THING. I KNOW ANY GUY THAT GOES THROUGH LIFE 1623 01:17:22,403 --> 01:17:24,539 TELLING HIMSELF AND EVERYBODY ELSE HE'S SUPERMAN, 1624 01:17:24,606 --> 01:17:26,441 BOY, HAS GOT TO SHAKE. 1625 01:17:26,508 --> 01:17:28,710 'CAUSE THERE IS NO SUPERMAN. 1626 01:17:28,777 --> 01:17:32,681 HE'S JUST A CHARACTER IN THE FUNNY PAPERS. THAT'S ALL, GEORGE. 1627 01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:35,083 AND YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT, BOY. YOU'RE REAL. 1628 01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:39,954 IT'S ALRIGHT TO HAVE NEEDS AND WEAKNESSES. 1629 01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:42,524 YOU WAS SCARED IN THE WAR. 1630 01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:45,526 IT ISN'T A LIMOUSINE, MAN. IT'S A HEARSE. 1631 01:17:45,593 --> 01:17:47,662 YOU DO NEED TENDERNESS. 1632 01:17:47,729 --> 01:17:51,299 NOW, IF YOU'LL ADMIT IT, YOU CAN GET IT. 1633 01:17:51,365 --> 01:17:54,102 YOU WEREN'T SUPERMAN WHEN THAT GIRL FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1634 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:57,272 YOU WERE FLAT ON YOUR BACK, BOY, WITH THE SHAKES. 1635 01:17:58,673 --> 01:17:59,874 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE RANCH. 1636 01:17:59,941 --> 01:18:02,911 OH, NO, NO, MAN. LET'S TALK ABOUT MARRIAGE. 1637 01:18:02,978 --> 01:18:05,446 NO! NOW, I DON'T WANT A LECTURE ON MARRIAGE 1638 01:18:05,513 --> 01:18:09,017 FROM A MAN SPENDING CHRISTMAS EVE WITH A COCKER SPANIEL DOG! 1639 01:18:09,084 --> 01:18:11,286 [BESSIE WHINING] 1640 01:18:11,352 --> 01:18:14,021 HEY. 1641 01:18:14,088 --> 01:18:15,623 THE DOG IS BACK. HOW COME? 1642 01:18:15,690 --> 01:18:17,826 DOGGY JUST COME BACK, THAT'S ALL. 1643 01:18:20,328 --> 01:18:21,262 OH, BROTHER! 1644 01:18:21,329 --> 01:18:22,531 OH, BOY! 1645 01:18:24,665 --> 01:18:26,034 IS SHE OUT THERE, BOY? 1646 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,303 Isabel: I BROUGHT THE DOG BACK. 1647 01:18:33,407 --> 01:18:37,479 UH, WE...WE... 1648 01:18:40,949 --> 01:18:44,052 YOU WERE AWFUL QUIET IN THERE, HONEY. 1649 01:18:44,119 --> 01:18:49,091 OH, WELL, I WAS FRESHENING UP IN YOUR SWEET LITTLE BATHROOM. 1650 01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:57,665 WELL, YOU... YOU STILL WANT ME TO GET THAT HOTEL ROOM FOR YOU? 1651 01:18:57,732 --> 01:19:00,334 HEY, NOW, COME ON. NEVER MIND THAT, NOW, HUH? 1652 01:19:00,401 --> 01:19:02,537 NOW, WHAT WE NEED IS A LITTLE FOOD. 1653 01:19:02,603 --> 01:19:05,841 NOW, WHY DON'T WE JUST GO ON DOWN AND... 1654 01:19:07,541 --> 01:19:09,777 SHH. 1655 01:19:09,844 --> 01:19:11,012 SHH. 1656 01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:20,354 [CAR DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING] 1657 01:19:20,421 --> 01:19:23,224 MY IN-LAWS. 1658 01:19:23,290 --> 01:19:25,427 MAY THEIR TRIBE DECREASE. 1659 01:19:28,162 --> 01:19:31,432 GET THE THINGS OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND PUT THEM IN THE CAR. 1660 01:19:31,499 --> 01:19:33,034 WATCH OUT YOU DON'T SLIP. 1661 01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:36,437 THIS IS BATES' DRIVEWAY. IF SHE SLIPS, SHE CAN SUE. I'LL HELP HER. 1662 01:19:36,504 --> 01:19:38,773 OH, I'M GLAD THEY CAME. 1663 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:40,608 LET'S HAVE IT OUT IN THE OPEN. 1664 01:19:40,675 --> 01:19:41,876 CARDS RIGHT ON THE TABLE. 1665 01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:43,611 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1666 01:19:43,678 --> 01:19:45,580 WHY DON'T I GO TO THE KITCHEN? 1667 01:19:45,647 --> 01:19:49,316 WILL YOU JUST GET IN HERE WHILE I GET THROUGH WITH THIS HASSLE? HUH? 1668 01:19:49,383 --> 01:19:50,952 YOU JUST GET UNDER HIS BED. 1669 01:19:51,019 --> 01:19:52,153 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1670 01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:54,022 THEY WANT TROUBLE, THEY'RE GONNA GET TROUBLE! 1671 01:19:54,088 --> 01:19:56,057 WHY DON'T YOU CALM DOWN, TAKE IT EASY! 1672 01:19:56,124 --> 01:19:58,759 RELAX, BOY! RELAX. JUST SIT THERE. 1673 01:19:58,826 --> 01:20:01,329 JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX. JUST KEEP CALM. RELAX, BOY. 1674 01:20:01,396 --> 01:20:02,330 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1675 01:20:02,397 --> 01:20:03,398 THAT'S IT. 1676 01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,534 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1677 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,068 LET THEM WAIT. COOL THEIR HEELS. 1678 01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:09,937 [KNOCK KNOCK] 1679 01:20:10,004 --> 01:20:11,306 MAYBE HE'LL GET A STROKE. 1680 01:20:11,372 --> 01:20:12,440 [KNOCK KNOCK] 1681 01:20:14,909 --> 01:20:17,179 WHAT'S THAT HEARSE DOING HERE? 1682 01:20:19,214 --> 01:20:22,350 I HOPE TO GOD IT'S COME FOR RALPH BATES. 1683 01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:30,291 WELL, MR. AND MRS. MAC. WHAT A SURPRISE. 1684 01:20:30,357 --> 01:20:32,093 WE'VE COME TO PICK UP DOTTY'S THINGS. 1685 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:33,461 UH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 1686 01:20:33,528 --> 01:20:35,931 YOU BET IT'S OKAY, WAR HERO. 1687 01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:38,099 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT AIN'T OK: 1688 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:41,602 SOLICITING CASH OFFERS FOR MY DAUGHTER'S POSSESSIONS! 1689 01:20:41,669 --> 01:20:43,905 ALL I DID WAS CALL SMOKEY ANDERSON-- 1690 01:20:43,972 --> 01:20:45,740 WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID, WAR HERO. 1691 01:20:45,807 --> 01:20:49,076 LOOK, I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, NOW, DON'T CALL ME WAR HERO. 1692 01:20:49,143 --> 01:20:50,779 WHY? ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WERE? 1693 01:20:50,845 --> 01:20:52,380 George: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT HE WAS. 1694 01:20:52,446 --> 01:20:57,518 I'VE FLOWN OVER 70 MISSIONS IN KOREA WITH THIS BOY. 1695 01:20:57,585 --> 01:20:58,819 WHO IS THIS? 1696 01:20:58,886 --> 01:21:00,755 THAT'S AN OLD BUDDY OF MINE-- 1697 01:21:00,822 --> 01:21:01,856 GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 1698 01:21:01,923 --> 01:21:03,391 THE FIFTH. 1699 01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:07,095 OH, YEAH. THE OLD WAR BUDDY. 1700 01:21:07,162 --> 01:21:09,664 Alice: STUART, I'LL GET CLOTHES WHILE SUSIE DOES THE KITCHEN. 1701 01:21:09,730 --> 01:21:14,202 HER CLOTHES, FINE, BUT DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO US BOTH. 1702 01:21:14,268 --> 01:21:15,770 SUCH AS WHAT? 1703 01:21:15,837 --> 01:21:18,306 WE GAVE DOTTY HER SILVER, HER MIXMASTER, 1704 01:21:18,372 --> 01:21:21,075 HER TV LAST CHRISTMAS, EVERYTHING, 1705 01:21:21,142 --> 01:21:22,377 AND WE'RE TAKING THEM BACK. 1706 01:21:22,444 --> 01:21:24,412 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, WAR HERO? 1707 01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:29,250 JUST ONE THING: HOW DOES DOROTHEA FEEL ABOUT THIS? 1708 01:21:29,316 --> 01:21:32,053 SICK! THAT'S HOW SHE FEELS. SICK! 1709 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:33,587 I BELIEVE YOU. I BELIEVE YOU. 1710 01:21:33,654 --> 01:21:36,157 SHE GOT MANY A FAULT SHE GOT FROM YOU TWO, 1711 01:21:36,224 --> 01:21:38,993 BUT--BUT SHE'S NOT CHEAP, BOY, SHE'S NOT-- 1712 01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:41,929 TAKE IT EASY, RALPH. TAKE IT EASY. DON'T BLOW A GASKET! 1713 01:21:41,996 --> 01:21:41,996 AAH! 1714 01:21:41,996 --> 01:21:44,032 AAH! 1715 01:21:44,099 --> 01:21:49,203 STUART, THERE'S A WOMAN IN DOTTY'S BEDROOM. 1716 01:21:49,270 --> 01:21:50,338 THAT'S MY WIFE! 1717 01:21:50,405 --> 01:21:52,640 YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S GEORGE'S WIFE! 1718 01:21:52,706 --> 01:21:56,377 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS? 1719 01:21:56,444 --> 01:21:57,412 HOW... 1720 01:22:04,318 --> 01:22:07,022 I'M MRS. GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 1721 01:22:07,855 --> 01:22:08,990 UH... 1722 01:22:09,057 --> 01:22:11,026 YOU PROBABLY MET MY HUSBAND INSIDE. 1723 01:22:11,092 --> 01:22:14,129 WELL, IF HE'S A FRIEND OF RALPH BATES, WATCH OUT. 1724 01:22:14,195 --> 01:22:15,230 WHY? 1725 01:22:15,296 --> 01:22:18,299 BIRDS OF A FEATHER. 1726 01:22:18,366 --> 01:22:20,335 I DON'T LIKE TO INTRUDE, BUT... 1727 01:22:20,402 --> 01:22:21,602 DON'T YOU THINK YOUNG PEOPLE 1728 01:22:21,669 --> 01:22:24,205 SHOULD WORK OUT THEIR OWN PROBLEMS? 1729 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:29,210 MRS. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, YOU HAVE NO CONCEPTION OF THE SITUATION. 1730 01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:32,813 FURTHERMORE, IF YOU MARRIED A FRIEND OF MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND, 1731 01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:35,049 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS. 1732 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:40,287 TELL ME, IS HE LIVING ON HIS WAR RECORD, TOO? 1733 01:22:40,354 --> 01:22:44,359 NO, MRS. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS! 1734 01:22:44,426 --> 01:22:47,595 MY HUSBAND IS NOT LIVING ON HIS WAR RECORD, 1735 01:22:47,662 --> 01:22:48,730 WHICH WAS DISTINGUISHED 1736 01:22:48,796 --> 01:22:52,399 AND WHICH LEFT HIM WITH A NERVOUS DISABILITY... 1737 01:22:52,466 --> 01:22:54,435 WHICH HE'D HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO LIVE ON 1738 01:22:54,501 --> 01:22:56,738 IF HE WERE THAT KIND, WHICH HE IS NOT! 1739 01:22:56,804 --> 01:23:00,241 AND WHILE I WAS BROUGHT UP TO BE POLITE TO OLD PEOPLE, 1740 01:23:00,308 --> 01:23:03,577 I'M NOT GONNA STAND BY AND HAVE YOU SAY THINGS ABOUT MY HUSBAND 1741 01:23:03,644 --> 01:23:06,281 THAT ARE...UNCALLED FOR! 1742 01:23:07,414 --> 01:23:08,350 OH. 1743 01:23:09,316 --> 01:23:11,286 I BETTER MAKE THAT COFFEE. 1744 01:23:20,094 --> 01:23:22,830 YOU FELLAS ARE LIVING PRETTY HIGH ON THE HOG. 1745 01:23:22,897 --> 01:23:25,065 CHAMPAGNE AND BLONDES, HUH? 1746 01:23:25,132 --> 01:23:27,168 HEY, BUDDY, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE! 1747 01:23:27,234 --> 01:23:29,204 CONSIDER THE SOURCE, BOY, JUST CONSIDER THE SOURCE. 1748 01:23:29,270 --> 01:23:30,671 I'LL DROP HIM! 1749 01:23:30,738 --> 01:23:32,874 BETTER WATCH THE WAY YOU ACT, MAC. 1750 01:23:32,941 --> 01:23:34,943 YOU'RE NOT AT HOME NOW, YOU KNOW. 1751 01:23:35,009 --> 01:23:36,744 TELL ME SOMETHING, BATES. 1752 01:23:36,811 --> 01:23:39,480 WHY DO YOU FEEL SO STINKING SUPERIOR TO ME? 1753 01:23:39,547 --> 01:23:41,616 AW, DID YOU NOTICE THAT? 1754 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:45,119 YOU'VE ALWAYS ACTED SUPERIOR TO ME FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON. 1755 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:46,921 I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS. 1756 01:23:46,987 --> 01:23:48,790 I'LL ANSWER THAT QUESTION, RALPH. 1757 01:23:48,856 --> 01:23:53,961 HE FEELS SUPERIOR TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG MALE COW. 1758 01:23:54,028 --> 01:23:55,095 YOU YOUNG PUNK! 1759 01:23:55,162 --> 01:23:57,098 A BIG SPIRITUAL MALE COW! 1760 01:23:57,164 --> 01:24:00,601 SHUT UP, GEORGE, HUH? JUST SHUT UP! 1761 01:24:00,668 --> 01:24:03,604 NOW LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, MAC. 1762 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:07,308 IF YOU FAIL TO SEE ANYTHING SO SPECIAL ABOUT ME, 1763 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:09,611 WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER? 1764 01:24:09,677 --> 01:24:09,677 DID WHAT? 1765 01:24:09,677 --> 01:24:11,145 DID WHAT? I NEVER-- 1766 01:24:11,212 --> 01:24:13,748 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE! YOU DIDN'T SUGGEST I MARRY DOTTY? 1767 01:24:13,814 --> 01:24:14,749 STUART, YOU DIDN'T! 1768 01:24:14,816 --> 01:24:16,851 I HAVE NO SUCH RECOLLECTION! 1769 01:24:16,918 --> 01:24:19,154 I REMEMBER I GAVE YOU A FATHERLY TALK ONCE. 1770 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:20,955 WHEN YOU WANTED TO QUIT YOUR JOB 1771 01:24:21,022 --> 01:24:22,757 BECAUSE YOU SAID THE WORK WAS MONOTONOUS, 1772 01:24:22,823 --> 01:24:25,559 AND I TOLD YOU MONOTONY WAS A BIG PART OF LIFE, 1773 01:24:25,626 --> 01:24:28,896 THAT I HAD MY EYE ON YOU, WHICH I DID AT THAT TIME. 1774 01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:32,199 UH-HUH. YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE REST OF IT? 1775 01:24:32,266 --> 01:24:34,168 SAYING YOU WERE LIVING ON BORROWED TIME 1776 01:24:34,235 --> 01:24:36,671 BECAUSE OF DIABETES AND SO FORTH? 1777 01:24:36,738 --> 01:24:38,506 AND THAT DOTTY WAS INTERESTED IN ME 1778 01:24:38,573 --> 01:24:40,041 AND THAT THE MAN SHE MARRIED 1779 01:24:40,108 --> 01:24:43,477 WOULD BE HEIR TO YOUR THRONE AT REGAL DAIRY 1780 01:24:43,544 --> 01:24:45,213 AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES, 1781 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,316 SUCH AS ROYAL ICE CREAM AND MONARCH CHEESE, 1782 01:24:48,383 --> 01:24:50,852 WHEN YOU DEPARTED FROM THIS EARTH? 1783 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,054 WHICH IS STILL A COMING ATTRACTION. 1784 01:24:53,121 --> 01:24:56,157 I ADMIT I OFFERED YOU A GREAT OPPORTUNITY... 1785 01:24:56,223 --> 01:25:00,227 WHICH YOU SPIT ON BY YOUR DISRESPECT, BY YOUR MISBEHAV-- 1786 01:25:00,294 --> 01:25:02,263 WAIT A MINUTE, NOW! I RESPECT DOROTHEA! 1787 01:25:02,329 --> 01:25:04,232 I ALWAYS DID, AND I ALWAYS WILL. 1788 01:25:04,299 --> 01:25:06,201 AND I MARRIED HER AND PROVIDED HER 1789 01:25:06,267 --> 01:25:08,069 WITH AN OFFSPRING-- A MALE ONE. 1790 01:25:08,136 --> 01:25:09,604 IT STARTED OUT A MALE ONE. 1791 01:25:09,670 --> 01:25:12,406 I CAN'T HELP IT IF SHE'S TURNING HIM INTO A SISSY! 1792 01:25:12,473 --> 01:25:13,707 STUART, WHAT DOES HE MEAN? 1793 01:25:13,774 --> 01:25:17,011 I MEAN I MARRIED HER AND PROVIDED HER WITH AN OFFSPRING. 1794 01:25:17,078 --> 01:25:19,247 STUART, WHAT IS HE SAYING? 1795 01:25:19,313 --> 01:25:22,684 THAT HE HAD THE BABY, NOT DOTTY? 1796 01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:27,588 WHY DON'T THEY JUST STOP SHOUTING AND TALK THINGS OVER REASONABLY? 1797 01:25:27,654 --> 01:25:30,190 THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK OF SOME PEOPLE. 1798 01:25:30,257 --> 01:25:31,458 Stuart: ...A BUM LIKE YOU! 1799 01:25:31,525 --> 01:25:32,727 Ralph: DON'T CALL ME THAT! 1800 01:25:32,794 --> 01:25:35,296 WHAT ARE YOU? YOU COULD'VE HAD THE MOON FROM ME 1801 01:25:35,363 --> 01:25:37,331 IF YOU'D PLAYED ME RIGHT, NOW I'M THROUGH! 1802 01:25:37,398 --> 01:25:38,632 ALICE, YOU GOT THE THINGS? 1803 01:25:38,699 --> 01:25:40,501 DOROTHEA'S CLOTHES, BUT THERE'S STILL THE APPLIANCES. 1804 01:25:40,568 --> 01:25:41,535 WHICH YOU'RE NOT TAKING. 1805 01:25:41,602 --> 01:25:42,770 AND THE CHILD'S CHRISTMAS. 1806 01:25:42,837 --> 01:25:43,805 WHICH YOU'RE NOT TAKING. 1807 01:25:43,872 --> 01:25:45,106 AND THE-- 1808 01:25:48,142 --> 01:25:49,444 WHAT'S THIS? 1809 01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:52,813 A FUR COAT? 1810 01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:57,385 MM-HMM. THAT IS A SHEARED BEAVER FUR COAT WHICH COST 700 BUCKS, 1811 01:25:57,452 --> 01:25:59,320 WHICH I BOUGHT DOTTY FOR CHRISTMAS, 1812 01:25:59,387 --> 01:26:01,388 AND WHICH YOU ARE ALSO NOT TAKING. 1813 01:26:01,455 --> 01:26:03,023 JUST WHERE'D YOU GET 700 BUCKS? 1814 01:26:03,090 --> 01:26:04,959 FROM MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT, THAT'S JUST WHERE. 1815 01:26:05,025 --> 01:26:07,061 THAT'S A JOINT ACCOUNT. 1816 01:26:07,128 --> 01:26:09,530 STUART... PICK UP THAT COAT. 1817 01:26:09,597 --> 01:26:11,766 IF HE TOUCHES THAT COAT, I'LL CLOBBER HIM, 1818 01:26:11,832 --> 01:26:14,735 AND I NEVER HIT AN OLD MAN YET. 1819 01:26:14,802 --> 01:26:16,837 STUART... 1820 01:26:16,904 --> 01:26:19,541 PICK UP THAT COAT. 1821 01:26:22,243 --> 01:26:24,445 OFFICER! OFFICER! 1822 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,182 WELL, NO KIDDING! 1823 01:26:28,249 --> 01:26:31,452 ♪ JOY TO THE WORLD, THE LORD IS COME ♪ 1824 01:26:31,519 --> 01:26:32,553 OFFICER! 1825 01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:35,523 ♪ LET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING ♪ 1826 01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:40,361 ♪ LET EVERY HEART PREPARE HIM ROOM ♪ 1827 01:26:40,428 --> 01:26:42,196 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 1828 01:26:42,263 --> 01:26:44,432 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 1829 01:26:44,498 --> 01:26:47,569 ♪ AND HEAVEN, AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 1830 01:26:47,635 --> 01:26:49,337 GO AWAY, FOR-- 1831 01:26:49,404 --> 01:26:50,938 GO! GO AWAY! 1832 01:26:51,005 --> 01:26:52,439 ♪ THE SAVIOR REIGNS ♪ 1833 01:26:52,506 --> 01:26:56,010 ♪ LET MEN THEIR SONGS EMPLOY ♪ 1834 01:26:56,077 --> 01:26:59,513 ♪ WHILE FIELDS AND FLOODS, ROCKS... ♪ 1835 01:26:59,580 --> 01:27:02,750 MERRY CHRISTMAS. SOMETHING'S BURNING. 1836 01:27:02,817 --> 01:27:04,619 [GASPS] OH, THE COFFEE! 1837 01:27:04,685 --> 01:27:07,355 WELL, OFFICER, THE SITUATION IS CUT AND DRIED. 1838 01:27:07,422 --> 01:27:09,190 I JUST WANNA REMOVE MY DAUGHTER'S VALUABLES 1839 01:27:09,257 --> 01:27:12,326 BEFORE THIS YOUNG FELLA CAN SELL THEM AND SKIP TOWN. 1840 01:27:12,393 --> 01:27:14,962 WELL, IF HE DOES, I'LL CLOBBER HIM. HA HA HA. 1841 01:27:15,028 --> 01:27:17,531 SO MAYBE YOU BETTER ARREST ME, IF HE'S GOT GROUNDS. 1842 01:27:17,598 --> 01:27:20,334 I'VE GOT GROUNDS! DON'T YOU WORRY I AIN'T GOT GROUNDS! 1843 01:27:20,401 --> 01:27:22,036 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 1844 01:27:22,103 --> 01:27:24,071 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. I'LL TELL YOU! 1845 01:27:24,138 --> 01:27:26,106 THE POLICE CHIEF'S A LODGE BROTHER OF MINE! 1846 01:27:26,173 --> 01:27:28,142 OFFICER, DO YOUR DUTY, HMM? 1847 01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:31,245 STUART, RALPH'S FACE IS STILL TEMPORARILY ASSOCIATED WITH OUR NAME, 1848 01:27:31,312 --> 01:27:35,482 WHICH I WOULD PREFER SHOULD NOT BE SMIRCHED WITH SORDID PUBLICITY. 1849 01:27:35,549 --> 01:27:39,319 THINK, STUART. CAN'T THIS POLICEMAN JUST RESTRAIN HIM, 1850 01:27:39,386 --> 01:27:40,854 OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO? 1851 01:27:40,921 --> 01:27:42,056 NO! 1852 01:27:42,123 --> 01:27:44,926 GOOD FOR YOU! IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT RIGHT. 1853 01:27:44,993 --> 01:27:47,728 ONLY DO IT REAL RIGHT-- MAKE IT STICK. 1854 01:27:47,795 --> 01:27:49,930 COME BE A WITNESS, PAL. THIS CONCERNS YOU. 1855 01:27:49,997 --> 01:27:53,367 WE MIGHT JUST GET THE CASH FOR THAT RANCH FROM STUART P. McGILL 1856 01:27:53,433 --> 01:27:56,537 FOR FALSE ARREST, DAMAGING MY POSITION IN THE COMMUNITY, 1857 01:27:56,603 --> 01:27:57,705 ETCETERA, ETCETERA. 1858 01:27:57,772 --> 01:27:59,507 YOU LEFT OUT LIBEL AND SLANDER. 1859 01:28:00,407 --> 01:28:01,975 OKAY, CHIEF, I'LL DO THAT. 1860 01:28:02,042 --> 01:28:05,479 WELL, IT'S PRETTY QUIET, BUT IT'S A LITTLE EARLY YET. 1861 01:28:05,546 --> 01:28:07,982 YEAH. YEAH? 1862 01:28:08,048 --> 01:28:10,017 YOU HAVE ONE FOR ME, TOO, YOU HEAR? 1863 01:28:10,083 --> 01:28:11,752 [LAUGHING HEARTILY] 1864 01:28:11,819 --> 01:28:14,321 HE TELL YOU HE WAS A LODGE BROTHER OF MINE? 1865 01:28:14,388 --> 01:28:16,590 HE SURE DID. HE SENT YOU, UH... 1866 01:28:16,657 --> 01:28:18,792 FRATERNAL GREETINGS, I THINK IT WAS. 1867 01:28:18,859 --> 01:28:20,193 THAT ALL HE SAID? 1868 01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:22,329 UM...NO. 1869 01:28:22,396 --> 01:28:24,565 HE SAID I SHOULD PROCEED WITH UTMOST CAUTION 1870 01:28:24,632 --> 01:28:26,100 ON ACCOUNT OF MR. BATES HERE 1871 01:28:26,167 --> 01:28:28,302 BEING SUCH A WELL-KNOWN WAR HERO. 1872 01:28:28,369 --> 01:28:31,272 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 1873 01:28:31,339 --> 01:28:33,508 NOW, UH... THE WAY I READ IT, 1874 01:28:33,574 --> 01:28:36,911 YOU'RE ACCUSING MR. BATES OF... WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? 1875 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:38,612 ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT! 1876 01:28:38,679 --> 01:28:40,414 ATTEMPTED, UH... 1877 01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:44,118 NOW, I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD OF THAT PARTICULAR CHARGE. 1878 01:28:44,184 --> 01:28:46,420 A MAN EMBEZZLES OR HE DON'T EMBEZZLE, YOU KNOW? 1879 01:28:46,487 --> 01:28:49,557 HE WAS ABOUT TO EMBEZZLE MY DAUGHTER'S VALUABLES, 1880 01:28:49,624 --> 01:28:53,093 SUCH AS ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES, OBJETS D'ART--- 1881 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:55,162 ART OBJECTS, THAT IS-- 1882 01:28:55,229 --> 01:28:57,798 AND LORD KNOWS WHAT ELSE. A TV SET-- 1883 01:28:57,865 --> 01:29:00,535 WHICH WE GAVE MY DAUGHTER LAST CHRISTMAS, NOT HIM, 1884 01:29:00,601 --> 01:29:04,138 AND WHICH WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO REMOVE FROM THAT HOUSE! 1885 01:29:04,205 --> 01:29:05,939 YOU WANNA TAKE BACK OLD CHRISTMAS PRESENTS? 1886 01:29:06,006 --> 01:29:09,276 TO REMOVE THEM TO A PLACE OF SAFETY SO HE CAN'T SELL 'EM 1887 01:29:09,343 --> 01:29:10,812 AND SKIP TOWN WITH THE MONEY. 1888 01:29:10,878 --> 01:29:12,279 Ralph: HALF THE MONEY. 1889 01:29:12,346 --> 01:29:15,750 THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CHARGE MR. BATES WITH ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT 1890 01:29:15,816 --> 01:29:18,586 OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S ALLEGED VALUABLES IS YOUR DAUGHTER. 1891 01:29:18,653 --> 01:29:21,088 WE'RE HER PARENTS! WE CAN SPEAK FOR HER! 1892 01:29:21,155 --> 01:29:22,557 THAT DON'T COUNT. 1893 01:29:22,623 --> 01:29:24,625 IF BEING A MOTHER DOESN'T COUNT, 1894 01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:26,927 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SOUTH IS COMING TO. 1895 01:29:26,994 --> 01:29:30,064 SORRY. THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO GET YOUR DAUGHTER HERE. 1896 01:29:30,131 --> 01:29:32,065 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT. 1897 01:29:32,132 --> 01:29:33,667 WHY NOT? 1898 01:29:33,734 --> 01:29:36,871 Isabel: I BET SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HER PARENTS ARE DOING! 1899 01:29:40,975 --> 01:29:44,078 WHO ARE YOU, MA'AM? 1900 01:29:44,145 --> 01:29:45,680 OH...I-I-I'M SORT OF A FRIEND. 1901 01:29:45,747 --> 01:29:46,680 OF WHOSE? 1902 01:29:46,747 --> 01:29:48,783 OF MR. BATES. WE BOTH ARE. 1903 01:29:48,849 --> 01:29:50,585 I'M A FRIEND OF MRS. BATES, TOO. 1904 01:29:50,651 --> 01:29:53,387 MY DAUGHTER NEVER MET THAT WOMAN IN HER LIFE. 1905 01:29:53,454 --> 01:29:56,123 I'M A FRIEND OF HERS ALL THE SAME! 1906 01:29:56,190 --> 01:29:57,892 WHY, THAT'S NICE. 1907 01:29:57,958 --> 01:30:00,227 DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS-- YOUR DAUGHTER? 1908 01:30:00,294 --> 01:30:02,363 WELL, UH...THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! 1909 01:30:02,429 --> 01:30:04,398 TO TELL THE TRUTH, I WAS JUST CURIOUS. 1910 01:30:04,465 --> 01:30:05,699 YOU AND ME, SERGEANT. 1911 01:30:05,766 --> 01:30:08,269 THERE'S ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. WHAT'S THE PHONE NUMBER? 1912 01:30:08,336 --> 01:30:12,406 HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL! 1913 01:30:12,473 --> 01:30:15,810 Carolers: ♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1914 01:30:15,877 --> 01:30:19,580 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 1915 01:30:30,991 --> 01:30:32,192 HIDE IT. 1916 01:30:32,259 --> 01:30:35,162 HE'LL FORGET IT IF HE DOESN'T SEE IT. 1917 01:30:35,229 --> 01:30:38,866 I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE SO THEY WON'T HONK OR RING THE BELL. 1918 01:30:38,932 --> 01:30:41,068 MISS DOTTY... 1919 01:30:41,134 --> 01:30:42,970 A LITTLE LIPSTICK WOULDN'T HURT. 1920 01:30:44,771 --> 01:30:46,874 IT WON'T HELP, EITHER. 1921 01:30:46,941 --> 01:30:49,944 Carolers, drunkenly: ♪ WAS TO CERTAIN POOR SHEPHERDS ♪ 1922 01:30:50,010 --> 01:30:53,180 ♪ IN FIELDS AS THEY LAY ♪ 1923 01:30:53,247 --> 01:30:56,517 ♪ IN FIELDS AS THEY... ♪ 1924 01:30:56,584 --> 01:30:58,452 SERGEANT SAYS TAKE THESE NIGHTINGALES HOME. 1925 01:30:58,519 --> 01:30:59,453 OKAY. 1926 01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:01,688 MISS BATES? 1927 01:31:01,755 --> 01:31:04,091 COME WITH ME, MA'AM. 1928 01:31:04,158 --> 01:31:06,326 ♪ ...THAT WAS SO DEEP ♪ 1929 01:31:06,393 --> 01:31:07,461 ♪ NOEL, NOEL ♪ 1930 01:31:07,528 --> 01:31:11,398 Officer: OKAY, OKAY... PLEASE COME! 1931 01:31:11,465 --> 01:31:12,633 WE'RE GOIN' HOME TOGETHER! 1932 01:31:12,699 --> 01:31:15,569 WE'RE GOIN' IN ONE CAR 'CAUSE THAT'S TOGETHERNESS. 1933 01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:17,505 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 1934 01:31:25,846 --> 01:31:28,015 HEY, RALPH... THAT YOUR WIFE? 1935 01:31:28,082 --> 01:31:31,052 MM-MM. IT'S STUART P. McGILL'S DAUGHTER. 1936 01:31:33,220 --> 01:31:34,688 SERGEANT, I JUST WANNA HAVE THIS-- 1937 01:31:34,755 --> 01:31:39,460 ONE MINUTE, MISS, PLEASE. MR. BATES? 1938 01:31:39,527 --> 01:31:42,295 I'M ABOUT TO ASK MISS BATES IF SHE WANTS 1939 01:31:42,362 --> 01:31:45,232 TO CHARGE YOU WITH ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT OF HER VALUABLES... 1940 01:31:45,298 --> 01:31:48,035 IF THERE IS SUCH A CHARGE, WHICH, LIKE I SAID BEFORE-- 1941 01:31:48,101 --> 01:31:51,938 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE IS OR ISN'T, SERGEANT. 1942 01:31:52,005 --> 01:31:54,274 MY HUSBAND AND I ARE GOING TO BE DIVORCED, 1943 01:31:54,341 --> 01:31:57,712 AND PROPERTY THINGS WILL HAVE TO BE SETTLED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 1944 01:31:57,778 --> 01:32:01,048 BUT HE HAS THE RIGHT TO DISPOSE OF ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO ME 1945 01:32:01,115 --> 01:32:02,816 BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO HIM, TOO. 1946 01:32:02,883 --> 01:32:04,619 YOU GOT TO CONSIDER YOUR LEGAL POSITION-- 1947 01:32:04,685 --> 01:32:07,388 YOU JUST BE QUIET, DADDY! 1948 01:32:07,454 --> 01:32:09,390 YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF-- 1949 01:32:09,456 --> 01:32:11,725 HUMILIATING THE WHOLE FAMILY THIS WAY! 1950 01:32:11,792 --> 01:32:13,961 HE THREATENED TO CLOBBER ME. YOU KNOW THAT? 1951 01:32:14,027 --> 01:32:16,530 I GOT TIRED OF HIS TRYING TO PUSH ME AROUND. 1952 01:32:16,597 --> 01:32:18,399 I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU, RALPH. 1953 01:32:18,466 --> 01:32:20,701 HE PUSHES YOU AROUND 'CAUSE YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS-- 1954 01:32:20,768 --> 01:32:24,037 LETTING HIM KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE HIM. YOU COULD'VE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. 1955 01:32:24,104 --> 01:32:26,873 NOTHING IN THIS WORLD MATTERS TO ME THAN HIM LIKING ME! 1956 01:32:26,940 --> 01:32:30,144 DADDY, DON'T YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD... 1957 01:32:30,210 --> 01:32:32,713 EXCEPT APOLOGIZING TO THE SERGEANT FOR WASTING HIS TIME. 1958 01:32:32,780 --> 01:32:36,617 OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT. NOW LOOK, FOLKS, IT'S CHRISTMAS. 1959 01:32:36,684 --> 01:32:39,186 WHY DON'T YOU FORGET THE WHOLE THING AND GO HOME? 1960 01:32:39,253 --> 01:32:43,323 YOU BRING UP A CHILD, YOU SPARE NO EXPENSE, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! 1961 01:32:43,390 --> 01:32:45,926 ♪ PEACE ON EARTH AND MERCY MILD ♪ 1962 01:32:45,993 --> 01:32:48,930 ♪ GOD AND SINNERS RECONCILED ♪ 1963 01:32:48,996 --> 01:32:52,065 I'M JUST HAPPY THAT MY FOREBEARS AND MY DADDY 1964 01:32:52,132 --> 01:32:54,268 ARE NOT HERE TO WITNESS THIS DISGRACE, 1965 01:32:54,335 --> 01:32:56,570 OR TO SEE THE KIND OF PERSON YOUR DADDY 1966 01:32:56,637 --> 01:32:57,871 HAS LET INTO THIS FAMILY. 1967 01:32:57,938 --> 01:33:00,074 LISTEN, SCARLETT O'HARA, 1968 01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:04,111 IF BY YOUR FOREBEARS YOU MEAN YOUR CARPETBAGGIN' GRANDPA, 1969 01:33:04,178 --> 01:33:06,146 JAIL WAS NO NOVELTY TO HIM. 1970 01:33:06,213 --> 01:33:09,550 AND AS FOR YOUR DADDY, HE LET ME INTO THIS FAMILY, 1971 01:33:09,617 --> 01:33:14,555 FOR WHICH PRIVILEGE I HAD TO KISS HIS BIG--TOE EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE. 1972 01:33:14,621 --> 01:33:16,723 AT LEAST I'LL SAY THIS FOR RALPH BATES: 1973 01:33:16,790 --> 01:33:19,826 HE NEVER KISSED MINE. 1974 01:33:19,893 --> 01:33:22,396 STUART, I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN 1975 01:33:22,462 --> 01:33:24,531 AS LONG AS I LIVE, I PROMISE YOU. 1976 01:33:24,598 --> 01:33:27,968 DON'T WORRY, MAMA. I WON'T HOLD YOU TO THAT. NOT THIS TIME. 1977 01:33:28,035 --> 01:33:29,337 YOU COMING, DOTTY? 1978 01:33:29,403 --> 01:33:30,571 NOT JUST YET. 1979 01:33:30,637 --> 01:33:33,941 I WANT TO TALK TO RALPH ABOUT THE BABY'S CHRISTMAS. 1980 01:33:34,008 --> 01:33:37,511 YOU GO ON AHEAD. I'LL BE HOME AFTER A BIT. 1981 01:33:37,578 --> 01:33:41,382 DOROTHEA, I AM NOT SURE YOU SHOULD HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO-- 1982 01:33:49,690 --> 01:33:53,026 I DON'T CARE WHAT'S HAPPENED BETWEEN US, RALPH. 1983 01:33:53,093 --> 01:33:55,929 THAT CHILD IS GOING TO HAVE HIS CHRISTMAS. 1984 01:33:55,996 --> 01:33:58,732 SEND HIM IN A TAXI TOMORROW, AND HE CAN HAVE IT. 1985 01:33:58,799 --> 01:34:01,301 NO. HE'S GOING TO SEE HIS PRESENTS 1986 01:34:01,368 --> 01:34:04,505 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WHEN HE OPENS HIS EYES. 1987 01:34:04,572 --> 01:34:06,340 HE WON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ELSE. 1988 01:34:06,407 --> 01:34:09,276 OH, YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO HIM. 1989 01:34:09,343 --> 01:34:13,881 YOU DON'T EXPLAIN CHRISTMAS TO A CHILD. IT'S GOT TO BE THERE. 1990 01:34:20,254 --> 01:34:22,789 ISABEL HAVERSTICK, MRS. BATES. 1991 01:34:22,856 --> 01:34:26,193 AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 1992 01:34:27,528 --> 01:34:29,163 GEORGE... 1993 01:34:29,230 --> 01:34:31,699 GEORGE HAVERSTICK? 1994 01:34:32,599 --> 01:34:34,902 OH, OF COURSE! 1995 01:34:36,169 --> 01:34:39,740 RALPH TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME! 1996 01:34:39,807 --> 01:34:43,410 AND NOW THERE'S A MRS. HAVERSTICK! 1997 01:34:43,477 --> 01:34:44,544 WELL! 1998 01:34:44,611 --> 01:34:45,545 SINCE-- SINCE YESTERDAY. 1999 01:34:45,612 --> 01:34:48,348 ISN'T THAT LOVELY! 2000 01:34:48,415 --> 01:34:50,718 [DOTTY LAUGHING] 2001 01:34:50,784 --> 01:34:52,586 WELL, I...ARE YOU... 2002 01:34:52,653 --> 01:34:54,321 ARE YOU STAYING IN TOWN? 2003 01:34:54,388 --> 01:34:55,589 THEY'RE STAYING AT OUR HOUSE 2004 01:34:55,656 --> 01:34:58,158 WHERE THEY'VE BEEN UP TO THEIR NECKS IN OUR TROUBLES, 2005 01:34:58,225 --> 01:35:00,861 SO WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SOCIAL TALK. 2006 01:35:00,928 --> 01:35:00,928 IF YOU WANNA COME, 2007 01:35:00,928 --> 01:35:00,928 YOU CAN GET 2008 01:35:00,928 --> 01:35:03,163 SKIPPY'S STUFF. 2009 01:35:03,230 --> 01:35:05,465 I'LL DRIVE YOU TO YOUR FOLKS. WHERE'D YOU PARK? 2010 01:35:05,532 --> 01:35:08,069 DOWN THE STREET. WE ALL CAME IN MY CAR. 2011 01:35:10,204 --> 01:35:11,839 WE--WE DIDN'T MEAN TO INTRUDE. 2012 01:35:11,905 --> 01:35:13,873 NO. WE'RE JUST GONNA DROP YOU TWO OFF, 2013 01:35:13,940 --> 01:35:16,176 AND WE'RE GONNA BE ON OUR WAY...SOMEWHERE. 2014 01:35:16,243 --> 01:35:18,813 BUT--BUT THAT'S-- 2015 01:35:18,879 --> 01:35:23,050 IT'S A 1939 BLACK... CADILLAC... 2016 01:35:24,317 --> 01:35:26,020 HEARSE. 2017 01:35:26,086 --> 01:35:31,725 OH, WELL... WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA! IT'S SO...ROOMY. 2018 01:35:31,792 --> 01:35:36,230 YEAH! HEY, RALPH, THIS IS SOME NICE GIRL YOU MARRIED HERE! 2019 01:35:36,297 --> 01:35:38,331 RALPH...RALPH, WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE? 2020 01:35:38,398 --> 01:35:39,800 YOU KNOW THE WAY BETTER. 2021 01:35:40,901 --> 01:35:42,069 FINE. 2022 01:35:44,371 --> 01:35:45,906 HEY, BUDDY! 2023 01:35:50,110 --> 01:35:52,112 I'M GONNA CLOSE THIS. 2024 01:35:52,178 --> 01:35:56,016 THAT WAY, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, AND YOU CAN'T HEAR US, OKAY? 2025 01:36:01,789 --> 01:36:03,491 [STARTS ENGINE] 2026 01:36:13,266 --> 01:36:15,502 Dotty: I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS. 2027 01:36:15,569 --> 01:36:18,505 GEORGE IS JUST AS NICE AS YOU'VE ALWAYS SAID HE WAS. 2028 01:36:18,572 --> 01:36:20,274 THE GIRL SEEMS A DARLING. 2029 01:36:20,340 --> 01:36:23,110 Ralph: I'M GONNA RAISE CATTLE WITH GEORGE NEAR SAN ANTONE. 2030 01:36:23,177 --> 01:36:24,778 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. 2031 01:36:24,844 --> 01:36:25,779 OH? 2032 01:36:25,846 --> 01:36:28,415 HMM? OH, WOMEN LIKE SECURITY. 2033 01:36:28,482 --> 01:36:29,582 CATTLE-BREEDING IS CHANCY... 2034 01:36:29,649 --> 01:36:31,885 EVEN IF IT MEANS A MAN WASTES HIS LIFE 2035 01:36:31,952 --> 01:36:34,554 AT A DESK JOB, TYRANNIZED OVER BY INFERIOR MEN. 2036 01:36:34,621 --> 01:36:37,391 I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO BE INDEPENDENT-- YOUR OWN BOSS. 2037 01:36:37,457 --> 01:36:39,326 NOT WHEN YOU WERE FACED WITH IT! 2038 01:36:39,393 --> 01:36:40,861 I BROKE THE NEWS TO YOU, 2039 01:36:40,928 --> 01:36:43,931 AND YOU WALKED OUT ON ME, TAKING MY SON WITH YOU. 2040 01:36:43,998 --> 01:36:47,801 THAT WAS NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU QUIT YOUR JOB. 2041 01:36:47,868 --> 01:36:50,437 WELL, I THINK YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. 2042 01:36:50,503 --> 01:36:52,239 YOU REALIZED YOU HAD TIED YOURSELF DOWN 2043 01:36:52,305 --> 01:36:54,274 TO A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE 2044 01:36:54,341 --> 01:36:56,076 THAT HAD NOW POPPED OUTTA THAT HOLE, 2045 01:36:56,143 --> 01:36:58,378 AND WOULD'VE BEEN OF NO FURTHER USE TO YOU. 2046 01:36:58,445 --> 01:36:59,680 RALPH, THAT IS NOT WHY-- 2047 01:36:59,747 --> 01:37:02,716 I GOT WHAT I HAD COMING TO ME, ALRIGHT. 2048 01:37:02,782 --> 01:37:04,251 I TOLD YOUR OLD MAN SOMETHING 2049 01:37:04,318 --> 01:37:09,556 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU 5 YEARS AGO, DOROTHEA. 2050 01:37:09,623 --> 01:37:11,558 I MARRIED YOU WITHOUT LOVE. 2051 01:37:11,625 --> 01:37:15,062 I MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR STINGY-FISTED OLD PAPA'S PROMISE 2052 01:37:15,129 --> 01:37:18,566 TO MAKE ME HIS HEIR APPARENT. ASSURANCES, LIES, 2053 01:37:18,632 --> 01:37:20,867 EVEN BROAD HINTS THAT HE WOULD SOON KICK OFF. 2054 01:37:20,934 --> 01:37:23,904 RALPH, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT?! 2055 01:37:34,648 --> 01:37:38,886 WELL...WHY'D YOU ACCEPT IT, THEN, DOTTY? 2056 01:37:40,086 --> 01:37:43,323 BECAUSE I WAS SO... 2057 01:37:43,389 --> 01:37:45,358 CUT IT OUT, WILL YOU? HAVE SOME PRIDE! 2058 01:37:45,425 --> 01:37:45,425 I DO! 2059 01:37:45,425 --> 01:37:46,493 IN WHAT? 2060 01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:48,295 IN YOU! 2061 01:37:48,361 --> 01:37:49,697 I'M TELLING YOU, DOTTY, 2062 01:37:49,763 --> 01:37:52,399 I'M NOTHING BETTER THAN A LOUSY-- 2063 01:37:52,466 --> 01:37:55,268 DON'T TELL ME AGAIN! DON'T TELL ME AGAIN! 2064 01:37:55,335 --> 01:37:57,638 DON'T HUMILIATE ME, PLEASE! 2065 01:37:57,704 --> 01:38:00,107 DON'T HUMILIATE ME! 2066 01:38:10,584 --> 01:38:14,187 WAIT A MINUTE, DOTTY, I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 2067 01:38:14,254 --> 01:38:17,891 IF YOU KNEW IT ALL THE WHILE AND STAYED WITH ME, 2068 01:38:17,957 --> 01:38:20,995 WHAT ARE YOU LEAVING ME FOR NOW? 2069 01:38:22,262 --> 01:38:24,197 WELL, I...I JUST... 2070 01:38:24,264 --> 01:38:27,567 I GOT TO THINKING WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE FOR YOU... 2071 01:38:27,634 --> 01:38:32,572 HAVING TO MAKE YOURSELF KISS SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO KISS, 2072 01:38:32,639 --> 01:38:36,810 HAVING TO MAKE YOURSELF WALK FROM YOUR BED OVER TO MINE. 2073 01:38:36,877 --> 01:38:38,312 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, DOTTY. 2074 01:38:38,378 --> 01:38:41,881 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. THAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID. THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT! 2075 01:38:41,948 --> 01:38:44,451 IT IS! I DON'T WANT YOU TO WASTE YOUR LIFE 2076 01:38:44,517 --> 01:38:47,254 ON A DESK JOB OR ON A WOMAN YOU DON'T LOVE. 2077 01:38:47,321 --> 01:38:49,489 THAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID-- 2078 01:38:49,556 --> 01:38:50,491 DOTTY?! 2079 01:38:52,126 --> 01:38:53,893 WHAT AN... 2080 01:38:53,960 --> 01:38:58,398 WHAT AN AWFUL, FRIGHTENING THING IT IS. 2081 01:38:58,464 --> 01:38:59,500 HUH? 2082 01:39:02,703 --> 01:39:06,072 TWO PEOPLE LIVING TOGETHER... 2083 01:39:06,139 --> 01:39:11,311 JUST...TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORLDS... 2084 01:39:11,378 --> 01:39:15,549 ATTEMPTIN'... EXISTENCE TOGETHER. 2085 01:39:15,616 --> 01:39:17,984 I DIDN'T MARRY YOU GRITTING MY TEETH AND SHUDDERING, 2086 01:39:18,051 --> 01:39:20,254 THE WAY YOU MAKE IT SOUND. 2087 01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:23,190 HONEY, I LIKED YOU. I SINCERELY LIKED AND RESPECTED YOU. 2088 01:39:23,257 --> 01:39:25,025 I DON'T WANT TO BE RESPECTED. 2089 01:39:25,092 --> 01:39:27,094 THAT'S THE WAY MEN FEEL ABOUT HOMELY WOMEN. 2090 01:39:27,161 --> 01:39:29,329 BUT YOU'RE NOT HOMELY. NOT ANYMORE. 2091 01:39:29,396 --> 01:39:30,864 WHEN YOU BEEN A HOMELY GIRL, 2092 01:39:30,931 --> 01:39:32,566 YOU FEEL HOMELY ALL YOUR LIFE. 2093 01:39:32,632 --> 01:39:34,868 THEY CAN CHANGE YOUR TEETH OR FIX YOUR NOSE, 2094 01:39:34,935 --> 01:39:37,170 GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW FACE--DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 2095 01:39:37,237 --> 01:39:38,238 YOU ALWAYS KNOW. 2096 01:39:38,305 --> 01:39:40,640 DOTTY, I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES. 2097 01:39:40,707 --> 01:39:43,043 YOU'VE IMPROVED IN APPEARANCE. 2098 01:39:45,612 --> 01:39:48,315 BUT EVERY TIME YOU SEE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL... 2099 01:39:48,382 --> 01:39:50,017 YOU FEEL CHEATED. 2100 01:39:52,219 --> 01:39:55,054 HONEY, ANYTIME ANY MARRIED MAN SEES A BEAUTIFUL GIRL, 2101 01:39:55,121 --> 01:39:57,590 HE FEELS CHEATED. 2102 01:39:57,657 --> 01:39:59,660 DOTTY...DOTTY, NOW LISTEN TO ME, WILL YOU? 2103 01:39:59,726 --> 01:40:02,462 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO ANYONE BUT YOU, HONEY. 2104 01:40:02,528 --> 01:40:04,764 I'M GONNA GET A BOX TO PUT THESE TOYS. 2105 01:40:04,831 --> 01:40:06,165 NOW, HONEST! 2106 01:40:06,232 --> 01:40:08,736 STOP IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD! 2107 01:40:08,802 --> 01:40:11,771 IT'S NOT YOUR JOB ANYMORE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 2108 01:40:11,838 --> 01:40:13,073 DOTTY-- 2109 01:40:51,111 --> 01:40:52,479 OH... 2110 01:40:59,886 --> 01:41:01,855 RALPH... 2111 01:41:01,922 --> 01:41:04,757 OH, RALPH, I LIKE YOUR WIFE. 2112 01:41:04,824 --> 01:41:06,693 I THINK SHE'S REALLY NICE. 2113 01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:08,195 YEAH. WELL, SHE'S LEAVING. 2114 01:41:08,261 --> 01:41:10,296 DO YOU WANT HER TO? 2115 01:41:10,363 --> 01:41:13,366 I TOLD HER I DIDN'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO ANYONE ELSE. 2116 01:41:13,433 --> 01:41:14,434 DID YOU MEAN IT? 2117 01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:15,769 OF COURSE I MEAN IT. 2118 01:41:15,836 --> 01:41:19,706 YOU THINK I COULD STAND TO GO THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN? 2119 01:41:19,773 --> 01:41:22,209 I REALLY LIKE THAT WOMAN. 2120 01:41:22,275 --> 01:41:24,011 IN SOME WAYS, I'M... 2121 01:41:25,278 --> 01:41:27,915 WELL, I'M CRAZY ABOUT HER. 2122 01:41:27,981 --> 01:41:30,083 YOU'RE--YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH 2123 01:41:30,150 --> 01:41:33,119 A LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 2124 01:41:33,186 --> 01:41:35,889 WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 6 YEARS, LITTLE GIRL! 2125 01:41:35,956 --> 01:41:39,826 ALL THAT TIME, YOU'VE BEEN UNDER A TERRIBLE STRAIN-- 2126 01:41:39,892 --> 01:41:41,495 HATING WHAT YOU DID... 2127 01:41:41,561 --> 01:41:45,665 AND MAYBE TAKING IT OUT ON YOUR WIFE, RALPH BATES. 2128 01:41:45,732 --> 01:41:46,999 AND-- 2129 01:41:47,066 --> 01:41:48,469 [GASPS] 2130 01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:56,876 I FOUND THIS IN THE BEDROOM. 2131 01:41:56,943 --> 01:41:58,879 OH... IT'S PERFECT. 2132 01:41:58,945 --> 01:42:02,048 IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE JUST FOR YOU. 2133 01:42:02,115 --> 01:42:04,318 Isabel: OH! 2134 01:42:06,119 --> 01:42:08,455 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, DOTTY. 2135 01:42:12,259 --> 01:42:15,762 YOU DO... YOU DO MEAN THIS? 2136 01:42:17,097 --> 01:42:19,666 I TOLD YOU, HONEY. 2137 01:42:20,734 --> 01:42:22,269 [CRYING WITH HAPPINESS] 2138 01:42:24,237 --> 01:42:25,973 [CRYING AND LAUGHING] 2139 01:42:33,113 --> 01:42:35,415 OH... 2140 01:42:35,482 --> 01:42:37,383 [SIGHS] 2141 01:42:37,450 --> 01:42:40,887 THE HUMAN HEART WOULD NEVER PASS THE DRUNK TEST. 2142 01:42:40,954 --> 01:42:42,722 WHAT? 2143 01:42:42,789 --> 01:42:46,226 WELL... YOU TAKE THE... 2144 01:42:46,293 --> 01:42:49,496 HUMAN HEART OUT OF... OUT OF THE HUMAN BODY... 2145 01:42:49,563 --> 01:42:53,667 PUT A PAIR OF LEGS ON IT AND TELL IT TO WALK A STRAIGHT LINE... 2146 01:42:55,235 --> 01:42:56,803 COULDN'T DO IT. 2147 01:42:56,869 --> 01:42:59,339 COULD NEVER PASS THE DRUNK TEST. 2148 01:43:02,409 --> 01:43:04,244 I LOVE YOU. 2149 01:43:04,311 --> 01:43:07,548 OH, DOTTY... I LOVE YOU SO-- 2150 01:43:10,817 --> 01:43:12,585 [LAUGHING] 2151 01:43:12,652 --> 01:43:14,087 UH... 2152 01:43:14,154 --> 01:43:16,690 WE'LL BE GOING NOW, MRS. BATES, AND GET OUR THINGS. 2153 01:43:16,756 --> 01:43:18,157 WE GOT TO GO. 2154 01:43:18,224 --> 01:43:20,060 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 2155 01:43:20,127 --> 01:43:21,762 OH, YES, WE DO. 2156 01:43:21,828 --> 01:43:23,830 THIS SOFA LETS OUT INTO A BED! 2157 01:43:23,897 --> 01:43:24,831 YEAH! 2158 01:43:24,898 --> 01:43:27,267 IT'S ACTUALLY VERY COMFORTABLE. 2159 01:43:27,334 --> 01:43:28,568 YOU CAN STAY RIGHT HERE. 2160 01:43:28,635 --> 01:43:29,569 SURE. 2161 01:43:29,635 --> 01:43:31,638 IT'S VERY EASY TO FIX. 2162 01:43:31,705 --> 01:43:32,639 VERY EASY. 2163 01:43:32,706 --> 01:43:34,341 WE'VE INTRUDED ENOUGH ALREADY. 2164 01:43:34,408 --> 01:43:36,442 I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU OUT. 2165 01:43:36,509 --> 01:43:38,445 OH, PLEASE, I INSIST! 2166 01:43:38,511 --> 01:43:42,115 IT REALLY ISN'T EASY TO FIND A HOTEL IN TOWN 2167 01:43:42,182 --> 01:43:45,952 WITH SO MANY FOLKS COMING INTO TOWN FOR CHRISTMAS. 2168 01:43:46,019 --> 01:43:48,755 WELL, IF IT'S NOT PUTTING YOU OUT TOO MUCH... 2169 01:43:48,821 --> 01:43:50,289 Dotty: OH, NO! 2170 01:43:50,356 --> 01:43:52,492 OH, THIS IS SUCH A SWEET LITTLE ROOM. 2171 01:43:52,559 --> 01:43:53,526 YES. SWEET. 2172 01:43:53,593 --> 01:43:56,096 AND THE FIRE'S SHINING SO BRIGHT STILL. 2173 01:43:56,163 --> 01:43:58,231 Ralph: YOU'RE NOT PUTTING US OUT AT ALL. 2174 01:43:58,298 --> 01:44:01,334 AND WE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, GEORGE! TEXAS, THE RANCH... 2175 01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:03,503 KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BOY? 2176 01:44:03,570 --> 01:44:06,807 WE CAN ALL TALK IT OVER TOGETHER AT BREAKFAST. 2177 01:44:06,873 --> 01:44:08,375 YES. 2178 01:44:08,441 --> 01:44:09,642 [DOTTY LAUGHS] 2179 01:44:09,709 --> 01:44:10,977 WELL, I'LL, UH... 2180 01:44:11,044 --> 01:44:13,713 WE'LL--WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE NOW. 2181 01:44:13,780 --> 01:44:16,516 UH...GOOD NIGHT. 2182 01:44:17,751 --> 01:44:20,320 WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY? 2183 01:44:20,386 --> 01:44:22,622 MAMA TOOK ALL MY THINGS. 2184 01:44:22,689 --> 01:44:26,192 I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO WEAR THIS COAT TO BED! 2185 01:44:26,259 --> 01:44:28,762 OH, NO...I'LL LEND YOU A NIGHTIE. 2186 01:44:28,829 --> 01:44:32,699 NO, I DO THINK WE OUGHT TO GO TO A HOTEL. 2187 01:44:32,765 --> 01:44:34,267 LOOK AT THAT. 2188 01:44:34,334 --> 01:44:37,337 OH... HOW EXQUISITE! 2189 01:44:37,403 --> 01:44:39,673 OH, NO. THAT'S YOUR HONEYMOON NIGHTIE. 2190 01:44:39,740 --> 01:44:42,776 OH, NO, I HAVE ANOTHER. PLEASE TAKE IT. 2191 01:44:42,842 --> 01:44:44,177 ARE YOU SURE? 2192 01:44:44,244 --> 01:44:46,647 I'M POSITIVE. LOOK. 2193 01:44:47,714 --> 01:44:49,649 PLEASE TAKE IT. 2194 01:44:49,716 --> 01:44:51,651 WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH! 2195 01:44:51,718 --> 01:44:53,120 [LAUGHS] 2196 01:44:53,186 --> 01:44:55,622 COURSE, IF YOU'D RATHER HAVE THE PINK ONE... 2197 01:44:55,689 --> 01:44:59,659 OH, NO, NO, NO! I'M JUST DELIGHTED WITH THE BLUE ONE. 2198 01:44:59,726 --> 01:45:01,294 [RALPH WORKING BELLOWS] 2199 01:45:01,360 --> 01:45:04,330 WELL... THERE YOU ARE. 2200 01:45:04,397 --> 01:45:05,932 ALL SET. 2201 01:45:07,234 --> 01:45:08,802 ANYTHING I CAN DO? 2202 01:45:08,869 --> 01:45:11,171 ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO... 2203 01:45:11,238 --> 01:45:13,339 RALPH...JUST LEAVE 'EM ALONE. 2204 01:45:13,406 --> 01:45:14,808 UH... 2205 01:45:14,875 --> 01:45:16,443 OH...YEAH. 2206 01:45:16,510 --> 01:45:17,477 GOOD NIGHT NOW. 2207 01:45:17,544 --> 01:45:18,778 GOOD NIGHT. 2208 01:45:18,845 --> 01:45:19,813 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 2209 01:45:19,879 --> 01:45:20,980 MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS! 2210 01:45:21,047 --> 01:45:22,382 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 2211 01:45:22,449 --> 01:45:24,184 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 2212 01:45:24,251 --> 01:45:25,952 [BEDROOM DOOR CLOSES] 2213 01:45:27,887 --> 01:45:29,756 [LAUGHING] 2214 01:45:42,869 --> 01:45:44,905 [WHISTLES] 2215 01:45:45,938 --> 01:45:47,541 [LAUGHING] 2216 01:45:47,607 --> 01:45:52,412 THAT LITTLE GIRL HAS VERY FRENCHY TASTE IN NIGHTIES. 2217 01:45:52,478 --> 01:45:54,014 SHE SURE HAS. 2218 01:45:54,881 --> 01:45:57,383 WELL...OH, BABY, 2219 01:45:57,450 --> 01:46:01,053 PLEASE DON'T USE THAT VICKS VAPORUB ON YOUR CHEST. 2220 01:46:01,120 --> 01:46:02,589 I'M NOT! 2221 01:46:02,655 --> 01:46:06,126 THIS IS HONEY AND ALMOND CREAM FOR MY HANDS. 2222 01:46:06,193 --> 01:46:08,929 OH! OH, WELL, THAT'S BETTER. 2223 01:46:11,231 --> 01:46:14,968 Ralph: GET OFF! WILL YOU GET OFF THE BED, YOU? 2224 01:46:15,035 --> 01:46:17,237 [WHISPERING] Get off the bed! 2225 01:46:18,472 --> 01:46:20,073 [LAUGHING] 2226 01:46:20,140 --> 01:46:23,110 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT HIM? 2227 01:46:24,244 --> 01:46:27,247 WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST, UH... 2228 01:46:27,313 --> 01:46:29,382 LET HIM STAY THERE, 2229 01:46:29,449 --> 01:46:32,953 AND...WE CAN USE THE "HIS." 2230 01:46:41,594 --> 01:46:45,198 HEY...IN TEXAS, LET'S GET A BIG ONE, HUH? 2231 01:46:45,264 --> 01:46:46,966 AND CALL IT "OURS." 2232 01:46:47,033 --> 01:46:48,468 THERE'S MORE DIGNITY IN IT. 2233 01:46:48,534 --> 01:46:51,204 I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO LIE THERE WONDERING 2234 01:46:51,270 --> 01:46:55,542 IF YOU OUGHT TO MAKE THAT LONG, DANGEROUS WALK BETWEEN "HIS" AND "HERS." 2235 01:47:11,224 --> 01:47:13,160 COME ON TO BED. 2236 01:47:32,412 --> 01:47:33,646 RALPH? 2237 01:47:33,713 --> 01:47:36,182 YEAH? 2238 01:47:36,249 --> 01:47:39,252 DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS HOMELY? 2239 01:47:39,319 --> 01:47:41,554 OH, NO, NO, DOTTY. 2240 01:47:41,621 --> 01:47:42,856 NO, HONEY. 2241 01:47:42,923 --> 01:47:44,191 YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HOMELY. 2242 01:47:44,257 --> 01:47:47,293 YOU JUST HAD SORT OF A... 2243 01:47:47,360 --> 01:47:50,563 OFF-BEAT FACE, THAT'S ALL. 2244 01:47:50,630 --> 01:47:52,132 [LAUGHING] 2245 01:48:01,541 --> 01:48:04,944 I GUESS THEY'VE TALKED THINGS OVER... 2246 01:48:05,011 --> 01:48:07,914 AND ARE WORKING THINGS OUT. 2247 01:48:10,716 --> 01:48:12,552 [LAUGHS] 2248 01:48:12,618 --> 01:48:17,991 I NEVER REALIZED TILL NOW, THE SHAKES ARE CATCHING. 2249 01:48:20,726 --> 01:48:22,429 LITTLE BIT... 2250 01:48:23,229 --> 01:48:26,165 WHAT IS IT, HONEY? 2251 01:48:26,232 --> 01:48:28,267 LITTLE BIT, I SOMETIMES GIVE THE IMPRESSION 2252 01:48:28,334 --> 01:48:33,172 OF BEING A VERY... EFFICIENT TYPE OF PERSON. 2253 01:48:33,239 --> 01:48:36,676 SORT OF... SURE OF HISSELF. 2254 01:48:36,743 --> 01:48:38,678 TOUGH. LIKE I-- 2255 01:48:38,745 --> 01:48:42,515 LIKE I THINK I'M A SUPERMAN OR SOMETHING. 2256 01:48:42,582 --> 01:48:46,185 YES. YOU DO GIVE THAT IMPRESSION... 2257 01:48:46,252 --> 01:48:49,188 SOMETIMES, GEORGE. 2258 01:48:49,255 --> 01:48:52,959 WELL, THAT IS NOT QUITE TRUE, THAT IMPRESSION. 2259 01:48:53,026 --> 01:48:56,396 I AM ACTUALLY A VERY NERVOUS TYPE OF PERSON. 2260 01:48:56,462 --> 01:49:00,233 I'M A VERY NERVOUS TYPE OF PERSON RIGHT NOW. 2261 01:49:01,100 --> 01:49:03,003 I KNOW. 2262 01:49:05,771 --> 01:49:07,474 DO YOU, HONEY? 2263 01:49:10,076 --> 01:49:13,480 I EXPECT MOST MEN ARE NERVOUS... 2264 01:49:13,546 --> 01:49:15,181 DON'T YOU? 2265 01:49:15,248 --> 01:49:17,384 AT THE BEGINNING. 2266 01:49:20,787 --> 01:49:22,588 OH... 2267 01:49:22,655 --> 01:49:26,392 THERE'S ONE GOOD THING ABOUT MARRIAGE. 2268 01:49:26,459 --> 01:49:28,795 WHAT? WHAT? 2269 01:49:30,296 --> 01:49:33,500 THERE'S SO MUCH TIME. 2270 01:49:33,567 --> 01:49:37,903 NOTHING HAS TO DEPEND JUST ON ONE DAY... 2271 01:49:37,970 --> 01:49:41,240 OR ONE NIGHT. 2272 01:49:41,307 --> 01:49:44,777 YOU ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE... 2273 01:49:44,844 --> 01:49:46,413 BOTH OF YOU. 2274 01:49:49,582 --> 01:49:52,519 BOY, I SURE WISH I HAD THAT LITTLE BUZZER 2275 01:49:52,585 --> 01:49:55,822 THAT I HAD AT THE BELVEDERE GENERAL HOSPITAL. 2276 01:49:55,888 --> 01:49:58,191 HONEY, YOU DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. 2277 01:49:58,258 --> 01:50:01,962 I'M NOT WAY DOWN AT THE END OF A CORRIDOR. 2278 01:50:03,063 --> 01:50:05,332 I'M RIGHT HERE. 2279 01:50:07,433 --> 01:50:08,468 BZZZ! 2280 01:50:10,770 --> 01:50:12,872 BZZ-BZZ-BZZZ! 2281 01:50:12,939 --> 01:50:14,440 [LAUGHS] 2282 01:50:14,507 --> 01:50:16,543 THAT FOR ME? 2283 01:50:17,610 --> 01:50:19,645 YES, MA'AM. 2284 01:50:19,712 --> 01:50:21,781 YOU COME ON OVER HERE. 2285 01:50:24,450 --> 01:50:26,019 NO. 2286 01:50:27,287 --> 01:50:30,090 NO, WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE? 2287 01:50:30,957 --> 01:50:32,158 COME ON. 2288 01:50:32,224 --> 01:50:34,794 IT'S NICE BY THE FIRE. 150967