Original subtitles

- (SHADE): So, what's going on? - (EVERETT): My friend Mia brought a victim

of an alleged hit and run. She wants to see us.

Her name is Teres Ramirez. She's an actress...

I wouldn't leave your mouth open that wide in here.

- The Rosa Trilogy? - Yeah, that's what Mia said.

She's a huge fan. Wait, you've seen it?

You haven't!?

The Rosa Trilogy's only the most successful Mexican

telenovela in history. It ran for 2000 episodes!

And Teresa Ramirez played Rosa!

After the series ended, she moved to Toronto.

She married a producer. That marriage ended very quickly

so she married two more times, and those marriages bo...

- (ANGIE SIGHS) - What?

You know more about Teresa Ramirez than I know about you.

- She was a very famous actress. - OK. Well, maybe she loved

the melodrama so much she couldn't live without it.

Telenovelas are not melodramatic!

OK. Maybe there is a certain heightened sense of reality.

Yeah. A handsome man walks into a room and the women squeal

like wounded geese and faint.

- Never happens, huh? - Not in the real world.

- Gracias. - (NURSE CHUCKLES)

(GASPS)

- Oh, th... - Ven aqui, guapo.

Ms. Ramirez, it is such an honour

to meet you. I am such a big fan.

That's sweet. Take some photos, mi amor,

so all my fans around the world know that I survived.

- OK. - (CAMERA CLICKING)

- (MATT CHUCKLES) - It's nice to be

- in front of the camera again. - Teresa,

these are the private investigators I was

telling you about, Angie Everett and Matt Shade.

- Painkillers. Doctor's orders. - Ah.

Mia said that you were walking

to your hairdresser when you were hit.

- What time was the appointment? - 8 o'clock. I am

always her first. If not for that angel,

this face would have been ruined. Look!

- Lucky we were in the area. - That devil car came

- out of nowhere! - Did you see what it

- looked like? - A limousine, dark as night.

- Did you get the licence plate? - No.

But I can tell you that it was deliberate.

- I was the target. - How do you know?

- I saw them! - Who?

In the back seat, grinning at me wickedly! I could

feel their evil.

You will help me. I know you will.

- You have kind eyes. - (SHADE CHUCKLES)

Hola, everybody.

I'm sorry to break up the party, but wheels up. Yeah, we got

- a code four. - OK. Be right there.

- Stay out of trouble, lady. - I feel safer now that he's here.

See you.

(INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER PA)

A package for you, Ms. Ramirez.

Oh, I'll take it.

- Do you mind? - No.

Oh, it's beautiful.

(GASPS)

- La rosa blanca! - Take it away!

- What's wrong? - I am marked for death.

(SIGHS)

♪ I see you and you see me ♪

♪ Watch you blowin' the lines when you're makin' a scene ♪

♪ Oh boy, you've got to know ♪

♪ What my head overlooks ♪

♪ The senses will show to my heart ♪

♪ When it's watching for lies 'cause you can't escape my ♪

♪ Private Eyes They're watching you ♪

♪ Private Eyes ♪

♪ They're watching you, watching you ♪

♪ Watching you, watching you ♪

- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -

(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

Nobody at the nurses' station knows who sent the white rose.

You OK? You look a little flushed.

Oh, it's just the sun.

Um, I talked to the hospital florist.

She couldn't even identify the species. I called Zoe.

She's on it. But are we sure

this is an actual threat, Shade? I mean, it's just a white rose.

Every time someone got a white rose on The Rosa Trilogy,

it meant that a funeral was coming. They called it

- "the hand of fate." - Crossing the street

- while tipsy? Also tempting fate. - Speaking of,

I thought I heard the dulcet tones of espagnol

when I got in the car. Were you watching

The Rosa Trilogy? Strictly research.

- Oh. - It was the series finale.

Oh, the series finale was horrible. You need to watch

- the rest of the series. - There's 2000 episodes!

But I do need to see how it ended.

- Uh-huh. - Ahem.

♪

Wait. That's it?

Now I remember why everyone hated the finale so much.

It's hard to believe that was 15 years ago.

Could present-day Teresa have sent herself the rose?

I mean, maybe she wasn't attacked.

Maybe she set up the whole hit-and-run thing herself.

Not a chance! She's Rosa!

She's also been out of the spotlight for quite a while.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER RADIO)

Yeah, thanks. I can't tell them apart either.

- What are you looking at? - Hey! Danica!

- Hi. - Uh, I'm just here

for an insurance case for Angie and Shade.

(PHONE CHIMES)

Oh, I just got your text.

Yeah. Thought I'd just come out and...

- say hi in person. - Hi.

Have you ever lost something

but you know where it is? You just...

- can't get it? - Like, uh...

- losing a ring down the drain? - How did you know that?

You lost a ring down the drain?

It's not just any ring and it's worse than down a drain.

(SIGHS) It's an engagement ring.

Oh, my God! You proposed finally!

- Congratulations! - No. I, um...

I was getting ready for work this morning and I took it out

of my makeup bag to admire it then I got cold feet

about proposing, like I do every morning,

and then I could hear Kate coming into the bathroom,

so I just freaked out and put it back in the bag...

- Just the wrong one. - Kate's?

We have matching makeup bags. I honestly

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I'll get it back for you.

I would do it myself, it's just that I have to be

- at a crime scene all day. - As my first solo case,

I promise to give it all the attention it deserves.

- Deal? - Deal.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Danica's report said the accident happened

- in a blind spot. - If Teresa faked

the hit-and-run, it would be for attention.

No cameras here.

Which means it really happened.

All right, this is the path the limo took.

Let's follow it.

All right. You're dying to ask me. Go ahead.

Shade, your obsessions are none of my business.

- (SHADE LAUGHS) - But why a Mexican telenovela?

- Yep. - Better yet, how?

All right. My hockey career had just ended.

- Oh, I knew I'd regret asking. - I tried my hand

- at sports broadcasting. - "Tried" being

the operative word. Did you know that your epic fail video has

one million views now? When I'm having a bad day,

one click and all my problems seem so small.

And you're welcome.

Anyway, I took that pretty hard

at the time, so I went to Mexico to figure some stuff out.

Where you discovered your passion for telenovelas?

Hey, laugh all you want, but millions of people

around the globe have connected with Rosa's story:

the peasant girl who falls in love with a millionaire

and becomes the richest woman in all of Mexico.

I get it. You're from a small town.

It was either the farm or the steel mill,

but you had a dream and you got out,

a one in a million shot. (GASPS)

Basically, you are Rosa,

minus the sugar daddy. I mean, you've even had

some highly-publicized romantic melodramas of your own.

I saw you gasp for air when Hunter,

the hunky paramedic, walked in in his too-tight shirt.

That was the hiccups.

You know, maybe we're looking at this from the wrong angle.

Teresa takes the same route from her hairdresser's

- every week. - She said the car came

- out of nowhere. - But if you knew her schedule,

you could surprise her at that intersection.

You could hide around the corner out of sight

and wait for her to arrive.

That's a hotel.

With a cab stand out front.

♪

(HONKING)

- Hey, buddy. You got a minute? - I got an hour if you need

- a tour of the city. - The other driver said you do

the early bird run to the airport?

Yeah. I'm on the road to Pearson by 6 and back here

- by 7:30. - Any chance you saw

a darkish-coloured limo around that time this morning?

Was it a late '80s stretch with whitewall tires?

- This is all the footage from today? - Mm-hmm.

Wait! Go back.

There it is.

And the licence plates

are from Mexico.

♪

Target has been seen biking, yoga-ing,

very excessive exercising. Note:

get more steps in.

Target is engaged.

- (CAMERA CLICKING) - Object in sight.

Time for Operation Ring Recovery.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Ahem!

I love being a mom!

(CAR BEEPING)

Ah!

- (CAR BEEPING) - (CAMERA CLICKING)

- (SHADE SIGHS) - (SHADE): Danica couldn't

match the plates an owner,

but she did manage to track the car down to this impound lot.

It shouldn't be this hard to find a vintage limo.

- (ANGIE GASPS) - What?!

- I found it! - Let's go.

No! No! There's someone in there. Maybe two someones.

What?!

OK.

(TENSE MUSIC)

- (BOTH GASP) - (GUITAR STRUM)

Wait a minute. I recognize her.

It's the Black Widow from The Rosa Trilogy.

So this is just playing out like the telenovela?

Yeah. The black veil is her signature. It means...

Death!

I'm a quick study. We need to get

to Teresa before the Black Widow does.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Sounds like Teresa's put her hospital stay behind her.

So I've been thinking, what if the driver was

someone from Teresa's past, like that time Rosa was

paralyzed and she found out an old rival had cursed her

- with the mal de ojo? - The evil eye?

Oh! Yes, uh, that is totally my working theory too.

♪

- Is that... - Miguel? He played Alfonso,

- Rosa's millionaire. - And that's Victoria

- next to him. - She played Elsa,

- Miguel's wife, right? - Are you sure

- you only watched one episode? - Look at her!

She must have her plastic surgeon on speed dial. Wow.

Oh! Hello,

Fer-nan-do.

Wait, how did you even know that was him?

He played Diego, Miguel's young nephew, on the show.

- Well, he's all grown up now. - Mm.

Carino! Welcome to my reunion.

- Wow! - Wouldn't have missed it

- for the world. - Ooh! That dress!

Teresa let me raid her wardrobe.

I was once featured on Celebrity Closets.

The cameraman got lost in there. Couldn't find him for two hours.

You've certainly made an amazing recovery.

I'll let you guys catch Teresa up.

No point letting this dress go to waste.

- Happy hunting. - Mm-hmm.

Come with me. I want you to meet someone.

She's producing the reboot.

I almost forgot. I told everyone you were investors.

♪

This Morgan Ortega, award-winning producer

- and my secret weapon. - Angie Everett.

- And Matt Shade. - Hi.

Hi, Matt Shade.

We're thinking of investing in the reboot.

Oh, you won't regret it! We're doing a cost plus deal

with international sales rights.

Bifurcated based on a co-pro from Mexico,

probably with Telemundo, and the South American territories.

Un trato simple. Basic deal.

- So... basic. - Oh, and you have to be

our guest for the next two days. We're having a private

salsa party tomorrow night, and the restaurant even

- let Miguel plan the menu. - Wow.

His character, Alfonso, was famous

for his mole poblano recipe on the show. Do you remember

when he seduced the Escalante twins by proving he could

make his mole sauce in seven different ways?

- (ANGIE LAUGHS DRILY) - Who even knew

- that was possible? - I loved that episode.

- Well, you've got good taste. - Oh, thanks.

- (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Oh. Well, I hope

to see you on the dance floor and I will test you

- on your mole sauces. Yeah. - OK.

Wow. She's impressive.

If you like that type. So how is my case?

Did you find out who wants me dead?

You, uh, forgot to mention that the entire cast was here

to shoot the reboot of The Rosa Trilogy.

Kinda widens the suspect list.

It's not officially a reboot. Most fans hated

the original ending. To give our fans closure,

Morgan came up with an incredible idea.

The first new episode will start where the series finale ended.

And in two days, we are shooting it live.

- We found the 1980s limousine. - My heroes!

- (SHADE CHUCKLES) - Um, we're not sure

who was driving it yet, but they left this behind.

Dios mio! The Black Widow!

(GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS)

- That's Elsa's theme music. - And Rosa's rival!

- That bitch got to my DJ! - Many thanks

to all of you for joining me in this journey.

- (WOMAN): Aww! - Pendeja. I hope she falls in the...

(PEOPLE GASPING)

- (WOMAN): Oh, my gosh! - (MAN): Get her help!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(MAN): Good job! (APPLAUSE)

- (VICTORIA SPEAKS SPANISH) - Are you OK?

I'm OK! I'm OK!

- (APPLAUSE) - (GASPING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

- You know what this means. - More death.

- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- Is she OK? - Luckily, her hair

- broke her fall. - If Miguel hadn't made like

a sleek dolphin and jumped in after her, she may have drowned.

She's a little shaken up, but nothing serious.

Um, listen. Was Teresa

at the hospital for most of the day?

Uh, she was discharged and I drove her home myself.

- OK. - Why?

I'm just trying to keep track of all the characters.

Uh-huh. Well, I know someone

interested in keeping track of you.

- He even asked about your status. - What'd you say?

Ask her yourself.

- Hi. - Hi.

It's in my professional opinion that Fernando

needs medical attention. And I'm just the one to give it to him.

OK.

Wow. Twice in one day. We have to stop meeting like this.

- Do we? - (ANGIE CHUCKLES)

Do you ever get any free time, or are you always just...

busy saving lives?

I'm kind of married to my work.

Oh. I can appreciate that.

But if I ever got an offer I couldn't refuse...

(ANGIE CHUCKLES)

You were fantastic.

And you are quite something yourself.

I'm Matt Shade. You must have rehearsed that entrance all day.

That ending was a little unexpected.

Hmm. Well, you handled it like a pro.

They don't call me the most riveting actress

in Mexico for nothing... which is something I think

you should know, as a potential investor.

- Really? - You know, I don't know

what Teresa did with all her money. But the penthouse suite

- at my hotel is bigger. - You don't say.

I can arrange a private tour for us if you want.

Uh-huh. Well, I think I'll have to check my calendar.

- Talk to you later. - OK.

You'll find your investment in us,

and in me, amply rewarded.

- Uh-huh. - (ANGIE): Ahem.

I'm so sorry, but the firm just called

and they need our advice on the... Hackensacker deal ASAP.

Excuse me. Money calls.

Sure.

I found chisel marks on the balustrade.

That railing was rigged to collapse.

We need to figure out who had access to Teresa's house

before the party.

(SHADE): I checked into the pool guy,

the bathroom consultant and the aqua massage therapist.

Guess what they all have in common?

- A water-tight alibi? - You got it.

Same goes for the investors and the family members.

The limo drive-by on Teresa was straight out

- of The Rosa Trilogy. - Literally the first episode.

Well, what about the pre-rigged balcony?

I wish I could help you. My Rosa Trilogy

memory banks have a few holes.

I don't know why. There's only 2000 episodes.

Oh, I couldn't get through the first episode.

I'm sorry! I just can't read subtitles

and watch TV at the same time.

It just makes me sleepy. It's an ongoing battle.

(SNEEZES)

Like these roses. But I have an update!

- You found the buyer. - Almost?

Did you know that there's over 200 flower shops

in the Greater Toronto Area and 150 species of roses?

That's a lot of love in the air.

And allergies, apparently.

I've narrowed down the list of florists and we'll know

who bought the genus Rosa subgenera Carolinae very soon.

Well, we know that Teresa and Victoria definitely

- have a love-hate relationship. - Teresa did seem surprised

to see Victoria standing on her balcony,

although that could have been a performance.

Or the whole gag was just a PR stunt to juice the reboot.

- Or kill it. - Let's assume

that both incidents were real. If they were inspired

by The Rosa Trilogy, it would be someone

with intimate knowledge of the show.

Like a super-fan?

Wow. Impressive.

Those are candid pictures

of Teresa shopping. Creepy.

And the webmaster is the president

of The Rosa Trilogy Fan Club of North America based

- right here in Toronto. - Does the president

- have a name? - Uh... Darsie Amiri.

Look at that. The name's on the caterer's list.

That's quite the website you put together.

What can I say? Do what you love, love what you do.

So your catering career is temporary?

If you call pulling 85 hours

to get on the inside of the Rosa reunion temporary.

Your boss said you were there pretty early to help set up.

Any chance you were serving margaritas on the balcony?

I left my power tools at home.

It would take some serious commitment to sabotage

- that stone railing. - The same commitment

required to stalk Teresa

- and Victoria? - I'm a super-fan,

not a stalker. I love everything Rosa.

Except for the ending, it drove me crazy.

- No argument there, sister. - Right?!

How crazy?

If I was gonna go Black Widow on someone,

it would be Miguel.

Early Miguel was picante. Late Miguel was...

- Douchey! - So douchey!

- And petty! - Ugh!

- Can we stay on point here? - On point

would be asking, "Who's the copycat?"

First, there was the limo hit-and-run.

Then, the balcony drop. Straight out of The Rosa Trilogy.

- We think so too. - In episode 1846,

Victoria's character Elsa fell off

her balcony after Alfonso, played by Miguel,

told her that he was in love with Rosa.

Yeah, but she didn't fall in the pool. The hot gardener caught her.

Victoria, the actress, refused to get her hair wet.

Only a diehard fan would know that.

- Or a fellow cast member. - They had to rewrite

the pool stunt, which meant the cast had to sit and wait

for six hours in a hacienda with no A/C.

So, Luis ordered a dozen cases of ice-cold champagne

- and saved the day. - Luis.

- He played the doctor? - Yes, Juan. They added him

late in the run to spice things up.

The cast filmed 2000 episodes together. How would we feel

about each other after that many cases?

I'd like to think the love would still be there.

I don't know. After that much time together,

I might be you a white rose or two.

- Ouch. - The cast haven't seen

- each other in 15 years. - With the reboot in a couple

of days, it means they'd have to share the spotlight again.

Maybe someone's not so interested in sharing anymore.

(MORGAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

In my business, sometimes you have to be a hard-ass.

Trouble with the Rosa reboot?

Are you asking as potential investors

- or as private investigators? - Teresa spilled the frijoles.

Well, I don't mind that she hired you.

In fact, I'd ask that you keep up your cover story

until you find out who's behind the incidents.

My actors are getting nervous. Your phone call didn't sound

like you were calming someone's nerves.

Yeah, it reminded me of the time my manager had a secret

- bank account in the Caymans. - It was Miguel's agent.

- Contract issues? - He was asking about

his character to make sure he's in our long-term plans.

And is he?

Well, when it comes to the show, my lips

are sealed. Even for you.

You know it's her job to flirt, right?

She's a producer.

Oh, so that was flirting! Oh, she is good.

(ANGIE): Zoe did a backgrounder on Miguel.

He's had more than one public bankruptcy.

So I'm guess a short run on the reboot wouldn't get him

- out of hock. - But maybe he's jealous enough

of everyone else's success to tank the whole idea. Oh!

There's the restaurant.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Wasn't Miguel supposed to meet us out front at 8 PM?

That's what he said on the phone.

Maybe he's in the restaurant already.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Hello?

- (GUITAR STRUM) - Look!

Another white rose.

Wait.

Is Miguel a suspect or the target?

Well, if we find anything that connects him

to the limo or the railing, then he's a suspect.

And if we find him impaled on a Mexican vihuela,

- then he's the target. - On a what now?

It's a Mexican guitar favoured by Mariachi bands.

It's also used as a murder weapon on The Rosa Trilogy.

Not to be confused with a poisonous arrow

- or a venomous scorpion. - So you have been watching!

- It's addictive, isn't it? - Uh, no. I'm not. It's not.

I don't believe you.

- Sh! - (DISTANT CRYING)

(WHISPERING): Do you hear that?

(WHISPERING): It sounds like it's coming from in there.

- I'm afraid of heights. - Not really relevant

at this moment.

You go first. I got your back.

What are you gonna do, season them to death?

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(MUFFLED CRYING)

Is that someone crying?!

(CHILD CRYING)

(MACHINE BEEPS)

- Hey! - (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Well, no dice opening the door from the inside.

- The safety bolt's missing. - Yeah, there's no

cell service in here. I can't even call 911.

- (ANGIE SIGHS HEAVILY) - You know,

in one of the best episodes of The Rosa Trilogy,

Alfonso got locked in a walk-in freezer.

You're just remembering this now?

You know, now that I think of it... he was lured in.

By the voice of a crying child.

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

Um, how did Miguel's character Alfonso escape?

Well, he invited

his business partner to dinner,

to tell him that their partnership was over.

The partner poisoned the wine,

then... proposed a toast

to the good run that they had had.

But as he raised his glass,

he choked on a chicken bone covered in mole sauce.

Which Alfonso can make seven ways.

Yeah, so Alfonso panicked. He... hid the body

in the walk-in freezer. The next morning, he came down,

he heard a crying child.

OK. We know the rest. How did he get out?

Peppers.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Well, hello. I'm so sorry I'm late.

Victoria needed me to help her choose a dress for tomorrow's

- salsa party. - What, did she give you

the full tour? We were supposed to meet an hour ago.

So I don't understand. They told me the restaurant was

supposed to be locked... to protect my Tacos Campechanos,

of course. So how did you two get inside?

The door was open. And we found this.

(GASPS) Muerte.

Teresa and Victoria got the same message.

Do you think am I next?

What if they hurt me?

What if they hurt my face?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

"14 poisonings,

23 suffocations"...

Attempted suffocations. Apparently, a Rosa rule:

lots of pillows, but no actual murder.

Fine. 23 attempted suffocations, "9 drownings,

12 disappearances, 3 sets of evil twins,"

and that's just in the first 200 episodes.

But nobody's died in the real world of our case,

at least not yet.

Zoe, where are we at with those white roses?

I located the buyer but the perp paid in cash.

They did buy half a dozen roses, so we still have three in play.

Teresa was just grazed, Victoria had a soft landing

and Miguel would've known where to find the key in the freezer.

So far, all the incidents were meant to chill, not kill.

But we don't have the time

to go through the other 1800 episodes for clues.

If only we knew someone with an encyclopedic knowledge

of The Rosa Trilogy.

I want a front-row seat to the live performance

- of the new episode. - Haceis un trato.

What do you need?

Your best conspiracy theories.

Well, no better place to start than the end.

Like, why Luis just walks out in the series finale,

leaving everyone sitting at the dining room table?

That was kind of weird.

I did read that they had to use existing footage

because he died during the last episode.

So the story goes.

(SHADE): After Luis joined the show, his character Juan

became Alfonso's main rival for both Rosa

and Elsa. Rosa even helped Juan open his first clinic.

Darsie said the cast really became

a family when Luis joined the show. He was the glue

that kept them together. At least until

the series ended. Luis died, then they all became

- like strangers. - Fast forward to a cast reunion

and a half-dozen white roses of death.

We need to get the family

- to tell us what really happened. - They've all kept silent

for 15 years. How do we get them talking now?

Salsa!

(SALSA MUSIC)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Excuse me.

Finally! I thought I would never get my hands on you.

It feels like you've got more than two.

Don't be insulted, but you're a better dancer

- when you're not moving. - Luis was your normal

- dance partner on the show, yes? - He used to say,

"If you felt the music,

it could penetrate your soul."

Heh heh. It's too bad he's dead.

Heart disease is the most common

cause of death in men 35 to 44.

It's why I usually date

- younger men. - Uh... heh heh heh...

Two congas, por favor.

Sorry. Dancing with me must be like driving an 18-wheeler

- blindfolded. - It took me years to learn

how to surrender to my dance partner.

Really? Only took me 30 seconds.

I used to drink these all the time when I was a kid.

The only difference now is the tequila.

It must have been really strange growing up on the set

of a TV show. - Not really.

I just had a bigger family than most.

What did you do when someone you spent so much time with

got written off or moved on?

I learned how to make friends easily.

But when Luis died, I mean, that must have been devastating.

I was only a boy,

but I remember how he carried me on his shoulders.

He didn't even break a sweat.

He was a hero to me.

Kind of ironic that he played a doctor on the show, then died

of a heart attack at 35.

It's the most common cause of death in men that age.

Hmm.

So how much money did Morgan get out of your firm?

- We're still massaging numbers. - Let me know

if you need some help massaging.

My hands aren't as dried up and arthritic as Teresa's.

It's all an act, isn't it,

the duelling divas bit?

We were like family.

- And then Luis died. - Such a tragedy.

He had a heart condition,

sadly common in men 35 to 44.

♪

None of them mention the accidents.

It's like nothing happened.

Maybe they've all got a guilty conscience.

But their memories of Luis seem...

honest and heartfelt.

And their stories of how he died of a heart attack seem...

- Rehearsed? - Is the entire cast

covering up a murder?

♪

- Everybody loved Luis. - To death, apparently.

Then, the crappy ending airs and the show is cancelled.

They were the perfect family for a decade,

then estranged for the next 15 years.

Secret murder pacts can have that effect on people.

- We don't know it was a murder. - No,

but we're getting close. Zoe dug up some paperwork

from a Mexican cemetery. Luis' body? Exhumed.

- By who? - Conchita Alonso.

- Never heard of her. - What if we aren't the only

ones questioning whether Luis died of a heart attack?

Speaking of sad endings, the answers to the most

important questions of my life are going live in a few hours.

Remember, I said

front row, near the set. Wait a minute.

What if Luis died on set?

Too many witnesses. But maybe during a closed rehearsal.

The director would know what really happened.

- And where is he now? - Dead. Too much sex

or not enough sex or... whatever, it was sex-related.

What happens to a director's body of work when he dies?

Donated to archives.

- Passed on to family. - Sold at an estate sale.

- And bought by... - A producer looking to do a reboot.

- Morgan Ortega. - She gave me her number

last night. We need to know that why?

Along with the address to her condo.

Oh.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

- Hey. - Oh! O... K.

Heh heh. Did you get it?

OK.

Ouch! Ouch! (GRUNTS)

- I don't see the ring. - It's not there.

But... instead,

I found these.

(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)

(SIGHS)

I had it all mapped out.

Career, kids, family foosball.

- What changed? - I got consumed with work

and so did Kate. She's got a deadline every day.

I should've just stepped up and done it.

I've had that ring in my bag for so long

I feel like it's cursed.

You know, it's kind of ironic and romantic.

You were keeping the ring in your case and she was keeping

those photos in hers. It just feels like you were

both waiting for the perfect moment...

No, you don't understand. When Kate works out excessively,

it means she's circling around something life-changing.

She's probably thinking about how to let me down gently.

(SIGHS)

(SNEEZES)

(TINKLING MUSIC)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

♪

This'd be a lot easier if we knew what we were looking for.

Well, we know Morgan's plan began right after

that estate sale.

Yeah, but what was it that set her off?

Shade...

check this out.

Wow. It's an old VHS machine.

Let's see what's on TV.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

That's Luis.

This is a continuation of the final scene

- from the series finale. - But this wasn't in the final cut.

(HOLLERING)

- (GUNSHOT) - That sounded like a real gun.

(SHOUTING)

Did we just watch Luis get murdered?

- It certainly looks that way. - (CRYING AND SHOUTING)

I think I know who Conchita Alonzo is.

It's his daughter.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

This is Sangita Patel live from the set

of The Rosa Trilogy reboot. The Daily Rumor has been given

exclusive access, along with a very lucky few contest winners

- for this incredible day. - OK. Places everyone. Places.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

We've been waiting 15 years

to find out what's in store for Rosa.

And we're just minutes away.

(ANGIE): You don't have to do this before it goes too far.

I think the action's starting now.

Morgan... you're making a big mistake.

Put the gun down. We can talk about this.

Morgan, you need to think this through.

You can stop this now, before it's too late.

It's already too late.

Was it you, Rosa?

Or was it you, Alfonso?

- (AUDIENCE MURMURS) - How about Elsa? Did you do it?

- What is this about? Do what? - She knows.

- What does she know? - That one of you killed

- her father. - That's insane!

- I only met her a week ago. - My real name is Conchita

Alonso Betancourt Novarro. Luis was my father.

- I am so sorry, mi amor. - This cannot be his daughter.

- She had his body exhumed. - Yeah.

And do you know what they found lodged in his spine?

A bullet!

(CROWD GASPS)

It was you, the limousine

and the railing! I almost drowned.

I thought I could scare the killer into confessing.

But now, I have a new plan.

We are going to play out the scene exactly as it happened.

And this time, the truth will come out!

Morgan. We understand

why you did this, but you need to let the police

- find the killer. - No. I'm doing this

- for my father! - Luis would have been

proud of you, so strong and successful.

- He wouldn't want this! - It would dishonour his memory.

(AUDIENCE MURMURS)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

- (GUNSHOT) - (SCREAMING)

Dios mio! Que pedo, wey?!

(AUDIENCE MURMURS)

They say that every murderer makes at least one mistake.

Teresa, I can't protect you anymore.

You have to confess! I know it was an accident.

Confess?! I thought I was protecting you

- all these years, princesa! - Loca.

Like Morgan said, the truth will reveal itself.

This is a waste of time. Whoever used the gun

- is getting away. - (SHADE): Are they?

(AUDIENCE GASPS AND MURMURS)

We put invisible paint on the handle of the gun.

Which reveals itself in ultraviolet light.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(GASPS)

(AUDIENCE GASPS AND MURMURS)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS)

♪

(INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER RADIO)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

All those years, I thought my father died of a heart attack.

Then, when I realized that everything

about his death was a lie, I had to discover the truth.

And you did, with an assist from your prop master.

Well, you were right. The best revenge was catching

my father's murderer in front of an audience.

It makes sense it was Miguel. Darsie's theory was

that he was gonna end up in a permanent coma

- if the show had continued. - Leaving a dashing,

vibrant Luis to step into the spotlight.

The Rosa Trilogy could have gone for another

2000 episodes.

I am so sorry about your father.

He meant so much to all of us.

- Can you ever forgive us? - We just wanted to protect

the show and each other.

But the secret ended up destroying our family.

We were so selfish. I've carried the guilt for years.

Rosa was an inspiration to me.

Her story became mine and...

helped me keep going after my father died.

And for that, I am grateful.

- (UPLIFTING MUSIC) - (AUDIENCE): Aww!

Shade, are those tears?

Best series ending ever.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

So much better without subtitles.

(INAUDIBLE SPEAKING)

(SOFT MUSIC)

- Hey. - Hey. What's goin' on here?

I think I have some idea.

You left this in my car.

Thank you.

Uh, do you remember

- this place? - (CHUCKLES)

Of course.

We came here after our first date.

And had our first kiss.

Right under that...

- that tree over there. - Oh, my God.

Those are beautiful.

Did you...

No, I...

I assume this is all Zoe.

Where did you find so many roses?

Would you believe me from a Mexican telenovela?

On the show, it actually means a funeral is coming.

OK. So was that the tone that you were

- going for with this? - I just wanted

to help you guys write your own love story.

How about we start with a proposal?

♪ When I can't ♪

♪ Find the stairs, you show me ♪

♪ Home's not so far away ♪

You picked the ring.

Mind if I ask the question?

♪ When I'm falling apart ♪

Danica Powers...

will you marry me?

Yes!

It's always been yes.

(VOCALIST HARMONIZING)

♪

Time to say goodbye

to melodrama and fantasy.

I didn't mind a little heightened reality.

Well, I could always lend you

my 50 DVD box set if you'd like.

Nah. I already know the ending.

Do you? From what I hear,

the live show went viral

and has even caught the eye of some broadcast networks.

- There may be a bidding war. - Really?

Mm-hmm. I'll get it.

Hey. Thanks, buddy.

Wait! It could be from the Black Widow.

Ah! The pink rose of gratitude!

From Teresa! "Thank you for saving my life and the reboot.

Welcome to the Rosa Trilogy family.

I'm gonna hang this in my office.

- Of course you are. - (PHONE CHIMES)

- A certain producer we know? - Yeah.

It's a dinner invitation from Morgan Ortega.

I guess flirting wasn't just in her job description.

- (CHUCKLES) - (PHONE CHIMES)

From Victoria.

She'd like to do dessert.

- (PHONE CHIMES) - Come on.

From Teresa. It's just an address...

and a photo.

- Oh. - Oh, dios mio.

- Tough choices. - Yeah.

So have you got any plans tonight?

- Yeah. I called 911. - (KNOCKING)

Oh. Have fun.

- 'Night, Shade. - Yeah.

- Hey, buddy. - Hi.

Did somebody call for a paramedic?

I feel lightheaded and short of breath.

- What's your diagnosis? - Hmm.

Sounds like you need some food, stat.

- (ANGIE CHUCKLES) - We could take the ambulance.

Only if you let me turn on the siren.

Deal.

♪

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