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- 20 minutes of sending, Stella. - I come.

- Is Stella in the studio? - No. Nobody knows where she is.

It's damn the same shit every time.

Is there anyone that makes Stella into the studio, thanks?

Ready for removal.

- Grandfather, come on! It begins. - Yes, yes... I come now.

Stella, Stella, Stella!

- Start the countdown. - Who has the broadcast schedule?

I come now.

So we come once again back with erotic mystery -

- In season f�ste section of "Love languages".

Who would have sugar in your coffee?

- Stella is it? - Milk and sugar, please.

It goes damn not without her!

Our host is one, living the wild life.

- The charismatic persistent... - I come!

Six, five...

... Two...

Here comes "love languages".

Ladies and gentlemen... Evening's host:

Stella Moon!

The damn prima donna!

- There are actually nice of popcorn. - Beautiful?

- Stella Moon jams with them. - It works apparently for her.

Welcome to "love language" program about sex and cohabitation.

My name is Stella Moon!

We get h j�lp by sexologist and psychologist Maj-Brith Bergstr�m-Walan -

- And sex counselor Catherine Janouch.

- Are you ready? - Yes!

Should we partout see it here? Stella Moon is just too much.

She is as good.

What is this about?

- Are you sitting and looking something like this? - Relax however. That's funny.

You must not take it so seriously.

- Will I see them on stage? - Up on stage!

Even you.

Come up here!

You are perfect.

- It's My and David! - It is indeed!

Did you know that?

- Has two small goodies like you a name? - David...

- What?! - David.

- And his wife? - My.

Are not they delicious? Give them an applause!

My and David!

Oh, how it is here However, just embarrassing...

And where are you However, just jealous.

No no. I must be there. Should they be here?

- How is it? - You feel naked.

Sex is a source of energy and happiness. Sex is not just sexual intercourse -

- But also the sexuality one has with oneself.

Sex is a congenital operation. The matters is that we must multiply us -

- But sex is also something you can enjoy and have fun with.

Sex is primarily pleasure.

It is warm and beautiful and can make us both more fresh and happy.

Now we see how you really feel.

Good sex is based on communication. Therefore, you should speak with the partner.

One should thus dare to say how you want it.

If you're good to pule, fuck, toot, cans, love -

- Then you probably automatically what your partner wants?

Your own enjoyment and orgasm is your own responsibility. Did you hear that?

Your own enjoyment and orgasm is your own responsibility.

It is indeed. Yes, and also yours. Only yours.

I want to know everything. Inform.

Tell all about your incredible sex life.

It was just totally...

Absolutely incredible!

We were doing all night.

We were damn Started all night.

Yes! Yes!

It has not always sex drive, and it is quite okay to say no.

One should not allow themselves to stress and agree to something you will not.

Hello!

Sabine goes into high school. She is lesbian and is open about it.

Recently, she met Julia, a girl from another school.

They have met a few times and Sabine has invited Julie home.

Here I live so.

It is as if I've been here before.

- Is it good or bad? - It's good.

Want something?

Coffee or tea or something?

Hello! It's latte.

So you "love language"?

The program is good, but I can not keep her Stella Moon out.

I think she is skidegod.

- Do you know? - I think she is... irresistible.

- Irresistible? - What do you think?

She is more a clich�.

- A clich�? - Yes.

She is always in all the magazines and helps all the celebrity festivities -

- And be smart with the cool and know all the right people.

Of course, her fellow an international top model.

You sound like my grandfather.

Where is the bed here just bold. How one we should have.

- We? - Yes, we.

- Sorry. Can I help you? - Yes. Available here as the double bed?

Here is Julia's grandfather. His wife died some years ago -

- And now he's beginning to look for after a new woman.

He feels a little out of training, but it stops him.

Thank you.

Do I?

Wait... Let us rather go directly to your home.

Come on.

How many in here see porn?

None? Are there any in here who see porn?

Is it true? Not even you, little lady?

Do not you? Strange...

It is strange that no one sees porn -

- And it still is one of the world most profitable business.

They say the man's sexuality is bad, hard and repressive -

- While the woman is fine and soft and sensitive and never really horny.

Thank you. We stop here.

But when you measure blood flow with people watching porn movies -

- Is the same in men and women. Both sexes become agitated.

And it debunks the myth once and for all.

Peter, wake up.

How can it be?

It is the inner that counts.

I know I am vain. But I might be a good role model.

- Are you still here? - I'm waiting to be retrieved.

- I can drive you home. - You do not.

Are you sure?

Fine enough.

Where did you go? I stood as another idiot waiting for you.

I have none. Can you understand that? I have only you!

I have no other. I hate the damned television program -

- And then I stand and stare afterwards. Where did you go?!

Earth would probably go under, if you have not traveled to Milan -

- To be a damned divorced doll!

Sorry. Do not go...

So slip on him! Go with you to hell!

Listen here. I've tried it here before.

I have not.

No, you... The problem is I am too old.

It has nothing to do with age. It is your option, it is about.

The problem is that you think it is a problem.

- We... dialed in, right? - I think not.

Look at the car. Who is it?

- Go. It is her. - Stella!

- Can I have your autograph? - No, not tonight.

- You are beautiful. - No, you are beautiful.

Thank you.

- Are you at work? - No, I'm studying.

I might take you. I drive past the university.

- I am actually in high school. - Okay...

Shit...

I also take you there.

You may.

- Thank you. - Although you.

My fine girl.

- Sorry, I come late. - Stella, we're not.

The test began one hour ago. Where the hell have you been?

It'll probably go. Quiet. I will enter and makeup. See you.

Trust me.

Welcome.

We must talk about something unusual: Older people's sexuality.

Many find it hard to imagine older people in a sexual situation.

It is a general view older -

- Especially women who no longer have menstruation has no sex drive -

- And that sex life is completely gone.

But it continues right up to 80 - and 90-year-old...

0g elderly has undoubtedly sex just like everyone else.

With caressing, kissing, sexual intercourse and even oral stimulation.

If you have physical problems, you must find a comfortable position.

Impotence is a thorny problem. It can strike both young and old.

- I was impotent by chemotherapy. - Oh da.

- What about you? - My is nervously.

Are you quite sure?

I've heard you can not be horny when you are old.

There is a solution to all problems.

You just find the right solution for you... or you... or you.

- Met a second? - Yes... It was not supposed...

- It just happened. - Just happened? What do you mean?

Who is it?

- Is it someone I know? - Nja... Not exactly know.

- Oh, no? Who is it? - I can not say. I have not.

Is she, together with someone or what?

- Shut up, where are you too much! - It will be her and me.

- Did she say that? - Yes... or...

No, not exactly, but I know that it becomes such.

- I would have you go now. - Well, listen here...

- We may well be friends? - Now go with you!

Okay.

Annika and Habib have been together for three months.

They live both with their parents so it is seldom they are alone.

But tonight is different. Annika's parents are out -

- And loaded up for a romantic evening.

Wait. I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes.

Shut your mouth up. Bid.

What is it?

The baklava... an Arabic dessert.

- Is something wrong? - There are no nuts, right?

- Sorry. I did not know. - Make operating theater five clear.

Nina and Peter is the school perfect couple... at least externally.

Nina has not discovered that Peter at the past have been more thoughtful -

- And more unconcentrated, than his usual.

Is not Krille Jansson?

Oh, he's just delicious.

But he is not just as sweet as you.

The man uses a condom. It consists of a rubber sleeve -

- Since pulled down over the penis, when this is stiff.

- Sorry. - It's alright.

Thank you.

- I can buy some new ones. - I get enough some of them new.

- I must return to the movie. - Okay.

Wait... Maybe we'll see you again.

What exactly are you dreaming about? Do you dream about me?

I was also piss nervous f�ste time I should try filming.

- Have you done much? - Ten-twenty times, maybe.

"A pessary is a thin rubber film... "

Ready for recording.

Pacific. I am willing to go.

P-foam is used often as a supplement to pissaret.

It's called diaphragm. Again.

P-foam is used often as a supplement to pissaret.

- Do I stand up or...? - Just sit down and read the text.

You can also use the p-spray, which sprayed in fissen every three months.

- And p-rods, which are engaged in skin and protects for three years.

- I'll call... - No, we'll call you.

What's my motivation? What does I here? Where I come from?

- Thank you. Next. - What is your problem, for hell?

Have you had unprotected intercourse, or condom chapped -

- So you can buy the morning-after pills pharmacist over the counter.

Thank you.

This is a Levonova-helix from Schering.

It is recommended for all women of all ages.

It is inserted into the uterus As the fertilized egg does not grow.

Thank you. Good.

A mini-pill as Cerazette from Oregon...

It's called Organon. Again.

A mini-pill as Cerazette from Oregano...

- Organon! - I can fix it...

Go ahead.

Make the environment of the cervix inhospitable to a fertilized egg...

... And make slime tough. But you keep your ovulation.

Therefore you should take it at exactly same time each day.

Thank you. Awfully good.

Mucus in the cervix are tough, so sperm can not swim.

It prevents ovulation itself and works in three ways in the body.

Jasmine is a pill, girls must ta '...

Go ahead.

The sooner you take morning-after pill is better -

- But it must be made within 72 hours after intercourse.

If you suspect that you are pregnant, take a pregnancy test.

What you have done for free, until you are 23 years.

Postinor is not an abortion pill, because you take it before you become pregnant.

It goes up to a week before the fertilized egg gets stuck.

Canon Great! That's it really!

Can I assume, so we can be alone?

Would you also like to go? I will be alone with you. Then go with you.

- Why the hell you throw them out? - You have an entire team waiting.

I leave that up to hell!

Do you think you are the only ones which lets up?

I let up! Camera team lets up! We have one that lets the audience up!

Do not come and teach me to let up.

Sit down, you're sweet.

I listen. Forward, but hurry. We go on about five minutes.

People slave away week in and week in, it must be as good as possible.

For you to be good, and it is you, but it is thanks to the team.

We do it because we want it well, because we like you.

And it's so damn sad you do not care.

It was just that...

- So we go. - Listen here...

Now we on to something else entirely.

We have a new feature, called SAFE!

A feature about contraception. Remember to go onto karlekenssprak. watch online.

SAFE presents the NorLevo high-dose pills.

The condom is the only contraception which protect against STDs.

It is also the only contraceptive for us guys today.

But for girls there is a lot to choose from.

One of the most common means girls are pills.

Pill prevents a pregnancy by affecting your endocrine system.

They contain the hormones your body produces, but in a higher dose.

Therefore one can get swollen fingers spotting and lower lows.

But the newest funds have just not these effects -

- Since they have very low hormone doses.

But if you get it bad you must immediately visit your doctor.

Everyone is different, so maybe you should use something other than her friends.

Okay! But now we must for something completely different!

Let me just get an applause!

Dear child has many names.

You can learn what the best likes to masturbate.

Gradually you will find it.

0phidselsen begins in the brain which sends signals to the genitals.

The blood flows into penis and nerve activity increases.

In the next phase, different caress and movements -

- Extend and intensify enjoyment.

Thus explodes enjoyment in an orgasm.

Muscle contractions in the abdomen pumps sperm out.

While contractions experienced a feeling of lust.

Some girls caresses clitoris. Other sticking things up in the vagina.

How works individually.

The clitoris is much larger, than you think.

Along the branch of runs a sensitive nerve tissue -

- Which swells up, When you are excited.

It has responsibility for its own enjoyment and his own orgasm.

Most caresses herself or being caressed to get orgasm -

- Even if they simultaneously want a penis or a dildo in the vagina.

Sut on my chest. Sut on my nipple. Kiss it.

How is it just great.

Take on me.

Do not stop.

- I write a prescription for you. - Thank you.

But you must have sexual desire, for the product to work.

- It's no problem. Thank you. - Good luck.

A penis ring and a vacuum pump -

- Can be used to remedy impotence.

But now there is also pharmacological devices such as Viagra.

Elderly have many devices, providing sexual stimulation.

Most widespread is the massager, which may vary in shape and weight.

If you have problems with hands or wrists -

- We must seek out an massager that fits a -

- And spend it there where you will be stimulated.

There is also Ovesterinpreparater for women -

- Which addresses sexual stimulation and orgasm -

- When the vagina mucosa is thin and dry.

Now you sit there for half an hour.

- Do you have something to drink? - Yeah, whatever. It will be hot.

- A mocha-cappuccino? - A moffla-cappuccino is totally fine.

- Hello! - Hello. Will you?

No thanks. I think I miss the dance over here.

It was not what I was wondering.

- Where are you cold! - Yes, just wait.

- Hello! How are you? - Awfully good.

What about Peter? Is he not here tonight?

He's not so good. He relaxes at home.

- Do you know how Java Stop the lies? - Yes. When?

About 30 minutes.

Want to order?

- Hello. You know me then. - A latte, please.

Listen here. I get free on the half hour. Still waiting for me?

You will not to regret it.

Yes, it is Gabriel.

Victor really like Peter, and he is really interested.

But he thinks Peter is more experienced, than he really is.

No! Sorry. I am sorry. It is certainly not.

Wait, Peter.

Hello. I would play it here.

David... Hello!

Where's Julie? Where is she?

She is upstairs, but Sabine... You'll probably not go up there!

What time is it? Or what was it you said?

What the hell is it is going on?

It can not damn fit!

No, what...? No!

We're not. Where are your cleaning tools?

The party is over. Now I home.

Wake up, girls. The party is over. Now I home.

Who the hell are you? I live here.

It's Julia, my granddaughter.

- And it is Emilia. - Julia...? Hello.

I've heard so much about you. Sorry.

- Hello. - Hanna.

Well, so can I just sleep on.

We better get cleaned.

Tax! Have you had nightmares? Come on.

Come, I will comfort you.

Makes you also a shake for me?

But without too much lemon balm.

- You will never hold me in your hand. - I slipped embarrassed.

- It's every time. - Well I have slipped embarrassed.

- Who was there? - The usual.

- Krille Jansson. - Was he still canon delicious?

Baked he on you?

- Have you fucked? - No, not fucked.

- But have you been together? - Yes... in a way.

- Do you plan to fuck with him? - I do not know.

So we might as well stop now.

Yes, everything else would be poorly against you both.

No.

No.

- Yes? - Hello. I had to talk to Stella.

- Stella? - Yes.

Stella! There are visits.

Oh no.

Oh no, little treasure. Your timing is so bad that you think it is a lie.

Do not just come and rings on.

I'm saving my relationship and is smaskforelsket my guy... Wait!

Sorry.

That's my fault. I would just comforted.

I should have phoned and said, but there has been so much -

- And I am so damn stressful.

Sorry. I just wanted to see you.

- It is I who must apologize. - Fair enough.

- So I go. - Hello.

Stella, come on out. You are at about two minutes.

- Stella, come on! - I come!

- Stella! - I come!

We have simply made -

- A list of the most common and worst of STDs.

Ladies and gentlemen... In first place:

Scabies and fladlus treated with ointment. Condoms will not protect.

In second place:

Trichomonas gives itching and vaginal discharge. Treated with antibiotics.

- Condoms protect. - In third place:

Venerisk wounds provides open wounds. Treated with antibiotics.

- Condoms protect. - In fourth place:

Gonorrhea gives pain and vaginal discharge.

Treated with antibiotics. Condoms protect.

Chlamydia spreads rapidly so beware. Condoms protect.

- At the sixth site: - Genital warts are warts.

Can be frozen or burned off, but can come back. Condoms protect.

- At sewing flip site: - Syphilis has affected many artists.

Treated with antibiotics. Condoms protect.

- On the eighth: - Hepatitis B, hepatitis.

There is no treatment but a vaccine. Condoms protect.

- And in ninth place: - Herpes. The most widespread virus.

Provides painful blisters. There is palliative care -

- But you never get rid of with disease. Condoms protect.

- And in tenth place: - HIV and AIDS is deadly.

Can be kept down with medication. Condoms protect.

Remember to use a condom! Use a condom! Condoms are sexy!

David... I must sleep here?

Are you awake?

Under the Act shall, who have suspected to be infected -

- Go to the doctor. Those who are infected -

- Must abandon the name of his sexual partners.

The Act includes following diseases:

Chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis and HIV.

Young people should know that when you are infected and seek medical attention -

- So call your doctor not home for the family.

Chlamydia...?

Then I also have had it.

Add to satan... Add to satan, where I feel just dirty!

Shut up. Just be quiet.

I know you regret it and that you were full...

That she does not mean anything.

But for me...

Add to satan!

It does not matter how badly you say it was.

In my head it will always be your life's best percussion.

Wait...

I think I'm pregnant.

Hello. I come with flowers to Stella Moon.

- I'll call later... Okay? - Okay.

I promise to call.

Ladies and gentlemen. Here comes your host: Stella Moon!

What is she doing?

She has enough hangover.

Stella, can you hear me?

Stella, wake up!

Run your presentation.

Being young and gay can sometimes be difficult.

Mon stands out from the crowd.

You may be unsure on his sexuality and identity.

At school, I read in biology book about homosexuality.

It said it went over again. At that time I hoped it was true -

- But now I'm glad that it went over.

I had a guy just to none would discover that I was lesbian.

I always claim that sexuality is not static, but flexible.

You can walk from hetero-to homosexual to bisexual or vice versa.

For a period, you live a heterosexual life.

In a second term to become a attracted to one of your own sex.

How to cultivate Mon real lesbian sex?

You use your hands lips and tongue -

- To stimulate each other sexually.

Sometimes sticking Mon a dildo into the vagina -

- And stimulates the clitoris, nipples and breasts, so you get an orgasm.

How loves homosexuals men with each other?

In addition to caress and kiss you can masturbate together.

Cultivate oral sex and analse x. You should always use a condom -

- Whether it's vaginal or anal sex, and avoid semen in the mouth.

Our first guest is a young girl as has been his girlfriend unfaithful -

- And regret it. Sabine Give a big applause.

Stella...

Okay, Sabine. So, you've been your girlfriend unfaithful.

Yes. I came along with a girl.

And then I became enamored in a second -

- Whom I met by chance.

And I thought she had it the same way with me.

But I think now only she was in love with himself.

Stella, ask if she will say something to her friend.

Want to say something to your girlfriend?

Yes. I would like apologize.

Sorry, Julia. Sorry that it went so wrong and I was so stupid.

All I know is I am so incredibly happy for you.

I am just so stupid. I will really like to be with you.

Sorry.

Ask her if she would say something to her slipped son, she was cheating on her with.

Is there anything you want to say -

- For the woman you were with?

No. There is certainly not so much to say.

Only that she was quite irresistible... unfortunately.

And here was the rest my girlfriend's favorite show.

I think not, it continues to be.

Okay. Thank you for coming and telling your story.

Now we on to something else entirely.

- Yes, it is Gabriel. - Hello... The Filippa.

Yes, obviously.

Sorry. It should be.

- How goes it with you? - This is so new to me.

Do not worry. It is quite simple. You can not scare me away.

You do not understand. I have problems.

Nonsense... Problems? Who has no problems?

You're the only one I want. I think of you every day.

It'll probably go.

Stella, you must not sit here and be sad.

- It pushed me really. - Lagavulin, 16-year... Cheers.

Are you hungry? Good. You get my specialty. It is simple and ingenious.

A little gorgonzola, a little creme fraiche and a pair of chicken fillets.

- What is it? - The music for "love languages".

- If you never get tired of yourself? - Well, hell.

Of course I do.

Do not you?

No.

I want to lick you.

You are just so amazing beautiful.

The old man make it as best he can.

Wait!

Wait...

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