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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:19,629 --> 00:00:22,999 Congratulations to Mr. Popolski and Mr. Ates 3 00:00:23,030 --> 00:00:25,499 for successfully completing junior high school. 4 00:00:25,561 --> 00:00:29,227 Mr. Miller, your oral exam was, to put it mildly, a farce. 5 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:31,899 I heard you're being released this week? 6 00:00:32,315 --> 00:00:33,838 Very good. 7 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,283 Although in my opinion, 8 00:00:35,308 --> 00:00:39,985 your lack of general education poses a danger to the public. 9 00:00:43,679 --> 00:00:46,704 Just out of curiosity, why sign up for the class at all? 10 00:00:46,851 --> 00:00:48,945 Because this is the only place in prison 11 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:51,392 where there's free hot chocolate. 12 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,339 Thank you. 13 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:05,635 - See you in 2 weeks, bro. - Awesome! Don't drop the soap! 14 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:08,026 Shut up. Fuck a whore for me. 15 00:01:08,081 --> 00:01:10,105 And you, keep your hands off me. 16 00:01:27,824 --> 00:01:32,248 ♪ I saw you on Sunday, Monday ♪ 17 00:01:32,373 --> 00:01:34,910 ♪ Hanging with your man, girl ♪ 18 00:01:35,434 --> 00:01:39,459 ♪ You came back on a Tuesday ♪ 19 00:01:39,522 --> 00:01:44,855 ♪ With that cold-heart look of shame ♪ 20 00:01:44,954 --> 00:01:49,126 ♪ Oh I could party on, better ♪ 21 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:52,759 ♪ Better than you once knew ♪ 22 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,751 Whoo-hoo, baby! 23 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:58,493 Freedom! 24 00:02:00,673 --> 00:02:02,845 What did you do to my car? 25 00:02:03,134 --> 00:02:04,470 Sweet, isn't it? 26 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:06,772 No welcome kiss? 27 00:02:06,819 --> 00:02:08,756 Don't know. What's going to cost me? 28 00:02:10,358 --> 00:02:13,249 Come on, save the sucking for your customers. 29 00:02:13,538 --> 00:02:14,905 Where's the money? 30 00:02:15,061 --> 00:02:16,624 I buried it. 31 00:02:18,244 --> 00:02:19,663 Where, then? 32 00:02:24,766 --> 00:02:27,922 OK. These are the coordinates I pinned for you. 33 00:02:28,376 --> 00:02:30,938 I figured a schoolyard, nobody would look, you know? 34 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:32,454 What is it? 35 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,899 I don't have great memories of my school days. 36 00:02:35,883 --> 00:02:37,665 You went to school? 37 00:02:37,915 --> 00:02:39,292 For how long? 38 00:02:39,488 --> 00:02:42,785 Until eighth or ninth grade, not sure. I was in my crack phase. 39 00:02:42,856 --> 00:02:44,068 Hey, Zeki. 40 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,936 When you get the money, can I get new boobs? 41 00:02:45,981 --> 00:02:48,801 Shut up. Honk if somebody comes. 42 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,303 How about one? The left one? 43 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:53,857 It's smaller somehow. Seriously. 44 00:02:54,103 --> 00:02:55,709 Can I turn on the radio? 45 00:02:55,787 --> 00:02:57,107 No. 46 00:03:09,911 --> 00:03:11,465 Oh, shoe clips. 47 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,387 Mandy, Charlie here. It's not my phone, gotta be quick. 48 00:03:14,505 --> 00:03:17,856 Listen, can you do my 54 dance today? 49 00:03:19,702 --> 00:03:21,046 Fuck. 50 00:03:21,882 --> 00:03:23,796 3 METERS TO DESTINATION. 51 00:03:24,546 --> 00:03:26,726 Is she fooling me? 52 00:03:29,413 --> 00:03:30,991 I'm not into it anyway. 53 00:03:31,061 --> 00:03:33,266 Glitter up the butt crack for days. 54 00:03:40,764 --> 00:03:42,998 Stop honking, dingbat! It's me! 55 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:44,679 Hmm. 56 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:46,452 It wasn't there before. 57 00:03:46,522 --> 00:03:49,452 - It was just a construction site here. - Oh, really!? 58 00:03:49,764 --> 00:03:52,397 Why'd you bury the money under a construction site? 59 00:03:52,422 --> 00:03:54,858 I thought they were just laying pipes. 60 00:03:56,118 --> 00:03:57,491 Are you mad at me? 61 00:03:57,522 --> 00:03:59,233 No! Why would I be? 62 00:03:59,442 --> 00:04:02,967 I only waited 13 months for this fucking moment!! 63 00:04:04,022 --> 00:04:06,647 Maybe, you can raise that up with a... 64 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,366 crane? 65 00:04:09,892 --> 00:04:11,772 You owe me 2,000 euros. 66 00:04:11,866 --> 00:04:13,178 And 50 for the glass table. 67 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,660 Gimme a break, Attila. 68 00:04:16,368 --> 00:04:19,495 In a week or two, I'll have the money from my job. 69 00:04:20,419 --> 00:04:21,988 Just a little taste,... 70 00:04:22,035 --> 00:04:23,582 if it takes longer. 71 00:04:23,938 --> 00:04:26,172 Right. Understood. 72 00:04:26,914 --> 00:04:28,204 Can I crash here? 73 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,009 'Till Gina's back from the fat farm. 74 00:04:30,047 --> 00:04:32,079 Then I need the display window back. 75 00:04:32,695 --> 00:04:34,898 - Everything OK? - Why aren't you dressed yet? 76 00:04:35,014 --> 00:04:36,601 The sexy teacher's next! 77 00:04:36,656 --> 00:04:38,382 Get going. 78 00:04:38,476 --> 00:04:39,968 And don't forget the glasses. 79 00:04:56,418 --> 00:04:57,571 Hello. 80 00:04:57,634 --> 00:04:59,291 Does anyone need tutoring here? 81 00:04:59,548 --> 00:05:01,394 I'll find a cellar and dig my way to the money. 82 00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:03,558 That's like six, seven meters long. 83 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,542 Is it possible that's a stupid plan? 84 00:05:05,589 --> 00:05:07,089 It's been a while, 85 00:05:07,114 --> 00:05:09,402 but I remember schools are very strict about letting 86 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:12,254 criminals dig tunnels in the cellar. 87 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:14,788 I'm applying for janitor. 88 00:05:14,843 --> 00:05:18,335 Do you know how to do repairs and fix soda machines ? 89 00:05:18,382 --> 00:05:20,868 You're the dumbest teacher in the world! 90 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,017 But also the hottest. 91 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:25,888 - Burak, what's up, bro? - Good and you? 92 00:05:28,247 --> 00:05:29,997 Man, Danger! 93 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,457 Hey, you can't run down the bikes. 94 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:50,184 Shut up and pop a few of your moon craters. 95 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,760 Hello. 96 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,651 Can I help you? 97 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:05,291 - I'm looking for the principal's office. - About the job? 98 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,924 - Yes, exactly. - To the right here, then straight. 99 00:06:08,049 --> 00:06:09,072 Excuse me. 100 00:06:09,097 --> 00:06:11,260 Could you help me with my glasses? 101 00:06:12,968 --> 00:06:14,143 Ouch. 102 00:06:14,205 --> 00:06:15,830 Sorry, I'm fine. 103 00:06:15,862 --> 00:06:16,893 Okay, I have to go. 104 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:17,924 Bye. 105 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:18,979 Good luck. 106 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:20,549 KICK ME. 107 00:06:26,432 --> 00:06:27,749 One moment, Ms. Gerster. 108 00:06:27,781 --> 00:06:28,857 About the 10b... 109 00:06:28,882 --> 00:06:30,648 Not now, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr. Not now. 110 00:06:30,695 --> 00:06:32,301 - The little bastards... - Ingrid. 111 00:06:32,341 --> 00:06:34,177 Please! I have job interviews. 112 00:06:34,212 --> 00:06:36,687 I'm up to here, my dear Gudrun. 113 00:06:36,856 --> 00:06:39,371 Nothing I can do about it. 114 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,371 You look like you couldn't change a light bulb. 115 00:06:51,403 --> 00:06:53,059 Have you done this job before? 116 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:58,916 What are you? 117 00:06:58,979 --> 00:07:01,206 An elite janitor, who doesn't talk to mortals? 118 00:07:01,237 --> 00:07:02,838 - Hey! - What? 119 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:04,940 Give me back my 2 euros. I need to top up. 120 00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:06,268 Fuck off, girl. 121 00:07:06,299 --> 00:07:07,676 Fuck your mother. 122 00:07:07,701 --> 00:07:09,621 You retarded? Fuck your own mother! 123 00:07:09,645 --> 00:07:10,856 - How? - Amok alarm! 124 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:14,317 Please, find a room and lock yourself in. 125 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,473 Wild. A constant amok alarm. 126 00:07:16,772 --> 00:07:19,999 Hey, I swear I heard a shot. Go, go, go. Hurry up. 127 00:07:20,058 --> 00:07:21,831 This is the amok alarm. 128 00:07:21,933 --> 00:07:25,748 Please find a room and lock yourself in. 129 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,091 Caro, are you locking it from the inside? 130 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,790 - What's going on now? - The little nutcase set off the alarm. 131 00:07:32,884 --> 00:07:35,712 - It wasn't me. I swear, it was him. - A warning! 132 00:07:36,025 --> 00:07:38,361 I'm calling your parents. 133 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,861 - But, Ms. Gerster. - Yes, Ms. Gerster. 134 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:43,557 Oh, God no. We've made a great impression, eh? 135 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:45,111 They're just children. 136 00:07:45,236 --> 00:07:47,775 Good, then. You're next and... 137 00:07:48,350 --> 00:07:50,441 the only one. Come in, then. 138 00:07:50,489 --> 00:07:51,801 You asshole, eh! 139 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,878 If you fuck with me again, I'll ram your fist so far up your ass 140 00:07:56,917 --> 00:07:59,964 that you can scratch your throat from inside, fucking snitch. 141 00:08:02,085 --> 00:08:03,131 What? 142 00:08:03,162 --> 00:08:04,811 - Close the door. - Bro! 143 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,513 Your high school subjects? 144 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,810 What subjects? My favorites? 145 00:08:12,857 --> 00:08:14,224 I assume. 146 00:08:15,601 --> 00:08:17,166 Sports. 147 00:08:17,729 --> 00:08:19,151 German? 148 00:08:19,798 --> 00:08:20,799 - Yeah. - Yeah?. 149 00:08:20,846 --> 00:08:22,159 - That too. - Good. 150 00:08:22,494 --> 00:08:24,494 Finally, somebody without math. 151 00:08:27,557 --> 00:08:29,260 Does everybody have to teach? 152 00:08:29,299 --> 00:08:30,448 Not enough teachers? 153 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,721 Yeah. Otherwise I wouldn't advertise for a substitute teacher. 154 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,932 - Substitute teacher? I'm... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 155 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,297 I know. Temp jobs, never the best. 156 00:08:38,322 --> 00:08:42,316 I can't promise more than 2 months, until the end of the year, Mr. ... 157 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:44,332 Miller. Zeki Miller. 158 00:08:44,394 --> 00:08:46,816 The janitor had a heart attack raking leaves. 159 00:08:46,864 --> 00:08:48,176 We don't yet have a go... 160 00:08:48,207 --> 00:08:49,244 for a new one. 161 00:08:49,269 --> 00:08:53,426 My whole budget goes on police complaints and removing graffiti. 162 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:56,293 And then, there's the "cable fire" in the old gym. 163 00:08:56,332 --> 00:08:58,968 Insurance nightmare. Civil servant hell. 164 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,632 So until then, 165 00:09:00,664 --> 00:09:02,586 we have to pitch in ourselves. 166 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:05,804 Do you like the new gym? 167 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,045 I did the sketches. 168 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:08,671 The architect was a total waste. 169 00:09:08,772 --> 00:09:11,029 As a teacher, I get a universal key, right? 170 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,420 You ask odd questions, Mr. 171 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:14,884 Salary? 172 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:17,293 A salary is good. 173 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:19,402 You're not licensed, I assume? 174 00:09:19,550 --> 00:09:21,089 No, not really. 175 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,519 I can offer you 2,000 euros gross. 176 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,629 OK, then, 2200. But I can't go any higher. 177 00:09:26,654 --> 00:09:28,763 We're not Salem Castle here. 178 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,771 - Deal. - Bring your paperwork in later 179 00:09:31,796 --> 00:09:34,451 and we'll see you assapissimo in the teacher's lounge. 180 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,966 Why didn't you call? 181 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:39,897 We were too drunk. 182 00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:41,195 Slut. 183 00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:43,780 Really. Did you know that she wears a push-up bra? 184 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:45,132 I'm off. 185 00:09:45,587 --> 00:09:47,124 Danger, give me the lighter. 186 00:09:47,156 --> 00:09:50,416 - Hey, be polite, toe jam. - Give it to me. 187 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:51,783 There's your sister. 188 00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:53,580 Stop or she'll come over. Oh, shit. 189 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:56,970 Laura, please wear a jacket when you sit outside. 190 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:01,298 - Laura, I'm talking to you. - Laura, she's talking to you! 191 00:10:07,825 --> 00:10:09,271 Let it go. 192 00:10:15,023 --> 00:10:16,265 Fuck! 193 00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,957 Could you please put out your cigarettes? 194 00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:22,191 You with the blue cap. I'm talking to you. 195 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,237 Elisabeth? 196 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:24,527 Let them be. 197 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:27,472 It takes them a bit to learn to respect the new teachers. 198 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,313 - They're not putting them out. - Nothing you can do. 199 00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:31,972 They learn it at home. 200 00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:36,316 I don't think that's a good attitude to have. 201 00:10:37,644 --> 00:10:39,115 Uh, you, um... 202 00:10:39,162 --> 00:10:41,139 who's your homeroom teacher? 203 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:42,599 I forget. 204 00:10:42,639 --> 00:10:44,896 Are you deaf? She said put out your cigarette. 205 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,011 You can't tell me what to do. 206 00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:52,349 Uh, hmm. 207 00:10:54,514 --> 00:10:55,865 Yes, uh... 208 00:10:55,935 --> 00:10:57,099 Who are you exactly? 209 00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:58,860 Miller. I'll start working here tomorrow... 210 00:10:58,950 --> 00:10:59,953 as a substitute teacher. 211 00:11:00,008 --> 00:11:01,313 - Oh. - Oh. 212 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,586 - We work here, too. - My condolences. 213 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,515 About the syllables, could we meet up, exchange ideas? 214 00:11:07,557 --> 00:11:08,632 Excuse me? About what? 215 00:11:08,663 --> 00:11:11,453 - About the syllables. - The syllabus? 216 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,329 That's what I said. 217 00:11:13,578 --> 00:11:16,143 Uh, yeah. We can do that. 218 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,166 - Don't push, please! - Today? 219 00:11:18,236 --> 00:11:20,096 Parent conference today! 220 00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:22,207 - But maybe, tomorrow... - Today's great for me. 221 00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:23,348 - Mmm-hmm. - Hmm. 222 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,840 - Cool. - Hmm. 223 00:11:31,519 --> 00:11:32,635 Ouch! 224 00:11:32,706 --> 00:11:34,073 Would you like sugar? 225 00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:35,877 You got a beer? 226 00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:40,338 I... can look. I don't really drink beer, but ... 227 00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:42,659 Something alcoholic would be great. 228 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:44,416 Okay. 229 00:11:44,831 --> 00:11:45,956 Oh. 230 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,260 Bra. 231 00:11:56,736 --> 00:11:58,111 Hmm. 232 00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:01,658 - I only have prosecco. - That's fine. 233 00:12:01,704 --> 00:12:02,760 Come on. 234 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,948 Lisi has a visitor. Yay!. 235 00:12:06,699 --> 00:12:08,221 More, more. 236 00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:13,280 Well, anyway,... 237 00:12:14,023 --> 00:12:15,398 Mmm. 238 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,489 I wanted to go to a Catholic boarding school, 239 00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:19,694 but then my grandma died. 240 00:12:19,725 --> 00:12:21,593 And my sister and I are, well,... 241 00:12:21,765 --> 00:12:23,101 orphans. 242 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,598 Well... 243 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:31,145 The child welfare services didn't want Laura removed from a familiar setting. 244 00:12:31,403 --> 00:12:33,098 So I thought... 245 00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:35,810 I'd teach at my old school, 246 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,645 which has "slightly" changed. 247 00:12:40,098 --> 00:12:42,098 Which college did you...? 248 00:12:43,653 --> 00:12:44,989 Bro, finally. 249 00:13:03,505 --> 00:13:04,982 TEACHING CERTIFICATE 250 00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:08,130 PRINT FAIL 251 00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:11,310 Fuck. 252 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,736 Shit! Parents conferences are the worst. 253 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:22,822 I mean, they are all fucked-up asocials. 254 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,424 Are you there? 255 00:13:32,508 --> 00:13:34,219 Man, oh man. 256 00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:45,702 She picked up somebody. 257 00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:47,840 I have to pee, eh. 258 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:53,426 Right, but a learning disability doesn't just happen. 259 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:57,918 Is it possible you're an asocial bum who's shit at raising a child? 260 00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:01,904 Man, I gain weight, but my boobs don't! 261 00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:04,561 She drank a bit much. 262 00:14:04,654 --> 00:14:07,615 Can you check in an hour if she's still breathing, OK? 263 00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:11,067 Oh, my God! 264 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,696 - Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Yes, good morning. 265 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:03,791 Please, don't shout! 266 00:15:03,884 --> 00:15:05,634 At least, they greet you. 267 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,872 Your One-Night-Stand. 268 00:15:08,911 --> 00:15:10,989 Shit, I don't remember anything. 269 00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:15,418 Caro, how does my hair look? 270 00:15:15,488 --> 00:15:17,910 As goofy as last night. So, what's your problem? 271 00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,686 He was drunk. 272 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,304 Hey. 273 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:23,601 Hey. 274 00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:25,094 Fuck. 275 00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:27,571 Well... 276 00:15:27,617 --> 00:15:29,766 That was really hot night, huh? 277 00:15:33,406 --> 00:15:34,867 Elisabeth. 278 00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:38,110 Don't chase him like an underfucked old maid, please. 279 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:42,087 So... Play it cool, right? 280 00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:43,189 Calm down. 281 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,650 I hate playing it cool. I want a steady boyfriend. 282 00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:48,220 So tell him exactly that. That'll work. 283 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:49,836 TEACHERS LOUNGE 284 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:50,954 - Hi. - Hi. 285 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,372 - Sci-five. - Sci-five. 286 00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:53,659 Hey! 287 00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:56,581 - What are you doing? - Having breakfast. 288 00:16:01,519 --> 00:16:03,417 Stay back! Not one step closer. 289 00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:05,058 You can't stop me! 290 00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:09,167 People, consider your environmental footprint on this earth. 291 00:16:09,192 --> 00:16:12,991 You can't just drop stuff and wait for some idiot to pick it up. 292 00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:14,042 - Oh! - Oh, God! 293 00:16:14,085 --> 00:16:15,632 Oh! Ms. Leimbach-Knorr? 294 00:16:15,671 --> 00:16:18,014 Oh! Ms. Leimbach-Knorr? 295 00:16:18,264 --> 00:16:19,343 Is she okay? 296 00:16:19,382 --> 00:16:21,538 It's only the second floor. 297 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,576 Please. Please, do it, please. 298 00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:25,991 Please, do it. 299 00:16:26,046 --> 00:16:27,515 Please. 300 00:16:28,132 --> 00:16:30,507 - We need an ambulance! - Quick! 301 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:34,632 Go to your classrooms, please! 302 00:16:37,407 --> 00:16:39,461 Stop filming this with your phones. 303 00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:42,985 Jeremie Pascal. Get back, get back. 304 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,711 Please, go to your classrooms. 305 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,514 Move the fuck back 306 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:50,084 or I'll kick your hairless asses and knock your metal teeth in. 307 00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:53,477 - He needs to piss off. - I hate that guy. 308 00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:00,856 - Am I dead? - No, no. 309 00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:02,848 - Thank God, no. - Shit. 310 00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:04,653 Oh! 311 00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:05,903 Lisi... 312 00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:07,950 Get out while you still can. 313 00:17:08,145 --> 00:17:12,364 Anybody who becomes a teacher these days must be nuts. 314 00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:16,193 They're all monsters. 315 00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:17,600 All of them! 316 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:26,246 Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr. 317 00:17:26,317 --> 00:17:28,333 Not again. 318 00:17:28,811 --> 00:17:30,928 I'll call you, OK, Ingrid? 319 00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:33,296 - Yes. - Psychiatric clinic, I assume 320 00:17:33,381 --> 00:17:35,162 - Right? - Yes. 321 00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:36,631 Stay strong. 322 00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:42,530 Welcome to our new firefighter, Mr. Miller. 323 00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:43,881 Good morning. 324 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:46,233 So, not a great day for our school. 325 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,506 Will it set us back? No! 326 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:52,311 Briefly: Our colleague, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly, 327 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:56,186 but she has a good chance of full recovery. 328 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,662 She won't be teaching for the rest of the semester. 329 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,543 if she ever did. 330 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,295 Our next goal is 331 00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:07,592 to compensate for the loss of our colleague. 332 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,763 So, who wants to take 10b? 333 00:18:10,613 --> 00:18:12,808 - Mr. Gundlach, how nice! - No, no. 334 00:18:12,847 --> 00:18:15,941 I wanted to ask about the play. - Yes... No. 335 00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:19,959 I can't. I substituted there once, and absolutely no way I'd do it again. 336 00:18:20,037 --> 00:18:21,552 I did 2 weeks too. 337 00:18:21,591 --> 00:18:24,029 All I can say is: second-degree burns. 338 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,586 There's nobody in 10b who hasn't repeated at least once. 339 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,625 None of them will graduate. 340 00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:31,836 - They're impossible. - Excuse me, 341 00:18:32,031 --> 00:18:33,516 the students need lessons. 342 00:18:33,555 --> 00:18:36,719 - I think that's... - Leimbach-Knorr only lasted 4 months. 343 00:18:36,744 --> 00:18:39,609 - And she's ex navy! - Ms. Schnabelstedt is right. 344 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,437 For a change. 345 00:18:41,484 --> 00:18:45,795 It's shocking how little teaching spirit is in the air here. 346 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:48,173 - Thank you. - Welcome, the class is yours. 347 00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:52,473 Uh, what does that mean? 348 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,489 Teaching, Ms. Schnabelstedt. 349 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,959 This is principal Gerster. 350 00:18:56,992 --> 00:19:00,135 All students, return to your class immediately. Lessons will resume! 351 00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,182 Hello, Mr. Miller. 352 00:19:01,221 --> 00:19:03,776 Excuse me. Do you have a minute? 353 00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:05,815 What is it? 354 00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:08,580 Chantal, your mother needs to pick up the knife. 355 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,088 Listen. 356 00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:12,689 - About yesterday. - I thought I had a class now. 357 00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:13,760 Briefly. 358 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:15,330 I was totally drunk. 359 00:19:15,432 --> 00:19:17,346 In case you were thinking... 360 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:22,103 I'm not into that. It doesn't mean anything to me, right? 361 00:19:22,331 --> 00:19:25,658 - What's that? - It'd be great if neither of us... 362 00:19:26,853 --> 00:19:28,689 uh, misinterpreted it. 363 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,385 It's gonna be hard, but I'll try. OK. Forgotten. 364 00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:33,197 Really? 365 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,650 Yeah, good, good. I mean ... 366 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,135 We're colleagues and we shouldn't jump the gun, mix up. 367 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:41,244 Yeah, super. So, let's go. 368 00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:43,424 Pretty chaotic school, eh? 369 00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:50,507 Forgotten. 370 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,187 Oh, my God! 371 00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:55,796 Oh, my God. 372 00:20:00,757 --> 00:20:02,648 Oh, excuse me. 373 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,906 Whoa! Oh. 374 00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:10,445 Hello. 375 00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:18,115 - Good Morning... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 376 00:20:18,147 --> 00:20:20,193 Come on, stop that shit. 377 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,929 Hey you, Peter Parker. 378 00:20:27,078 --> 00:20:28,984 Go get a TV from the equipment room. 379 00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:30,273 My name is Mr. Miller. 380 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,969 If you don't want trouble, keep your mouth shut. 381 00:20:33,718 --> 00:20:35,468 I'm only here temporarily. 382 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,101 You've all got an A. 383 00:20:37,156 --> 00:20:39,874 Whoever busts my balls and I'll mark you down a grade. 384 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,937 Got it? 385 00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:42,379 - Yes. - Yes. 386 00:20:44,386 --> 00:20:46,267 Hey, fatso, are you listening to me? 387 00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:47,799 Give me the notebook. 388 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,892 And don't eat so much unless you want to die a virgin. 389 00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:56,337 So. 390 00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,275 Each of you make a list of your favorite movies 391 00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:03,447 and then make sure there is a DVD ready for each class. 392 00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:04,753 Is VHS OK? 393 00:21:04,809 --> 00:21:07,676 If the movie is not on DVD, then it is a shitty movie. 394 00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:09,168 I don't mind 395 00:21:09,207 --> 00:21:13,207 the old Black-and-White movies collected by your Nazi grandparents. 396 00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:16,003 That one's cool. 397 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:18,568 Take a picture. 398 00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:20,677 Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt. 399 00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,021 Ms. Schnabel-spaz. 400 00:21:31,539 --> 00:21:33,555 What a dog! 401 00:21:35,616 --> 00:21:37,359 Take your seats, please? 402 00:21:42,663 --> 00:21:44,405 - Okay, um... - What does she want now? 403 00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:47,569 Guys, I know a lot has happened, 404 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,488 - but perhaps you could... - How old are you anyway? 405 00:21:50,785 --> 00:21:52,441 - Um, how... - Twelve? 406 00:21:52,488 --> 00:21:53,769 How do you...? 407 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,732 How do you feel about using my proper name? 408 00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:58,451 - Could you try? - How about you suck me off, huh? 409 00:21:58,538 --> 00:21:59,748 Oh. 410 00:21:59,811 --> 00:22:01,170 And... 411 00:22:01,272 --> 00:22:02,616 Uh... 412 00:22:02,694 --> 00:22:04,264 Well. Also... 413 00:22:04,435 --> 00:22:08,279 Some of you are surely wondering why Ms. Leimbach-Knorr did that. 414 00:22:08,342 --> 00:22:10,639 - Nope. - So that's what we'll talk about today. 415 00:22:10,685 --> 00:22:13,088 I brought a Freudenberger essay to help. 416 00:22:13,113 --> 00:22:15,240 Zeynep, give me my nail polish! 417 00:22:15,271 --> 00:22:16,475 - Stop yelling - I didn't yell. 418 00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:18,467 - Shut up and give it back. - Yes, fuck you. 419 00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:20,139 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Take it. 420 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,989 - Unbelievably bad upbringing. - Yeah, you! 421 00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:27,021 Each time you use the F word, you'll put a euro in the little frog. 422 00:22:27,859 --> 00:22:29,263 Hey, she's annoying. 423 00:22:29,302 --> 00:22:30,802 Pass the text around, please. 424 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,810 And then, we can talk about 425 00:22:33,032 --> 00:22:34,864 what a burn-out really is. 426 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:37,927 Hey, what's your name again? Could you put it on the board? 427 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,552 Um... 428 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,786 Okay, I get it. You're very creative. 429 00:22:47,976 --> 00:22:49,398 Take cover. 430 00:23:14,911 --> 00:23:16,104 What's up? 431 00:23:16,268 --> 00:23:18,768 When do we elect our class representative? 432 00:23:19,893 --> 00:23:22,096 Who wants to be the class representative? 433 00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:27,411 I don't want nerds here, okay? I'm marking you all down a grade. 434 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,676 Now paint something until the TV gets here. 435 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:36,765 Can we brush? 436 00:23:36,812 --> 00:23:39,577 You can pierce yourself if you want. I don't care. 437 00:23:39,694 --> 00:23:42,679 - And can we use opaque white? - Huh? 438 00:23:42,749 --> 00:23:44,640 We're not really allowed to use opaque white. 439 00:23:44,671 --> 00:23:46,116 Then, don't use it. 440 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,656 - Oh. - Oh. 441 00:23:47,866 --> 00:23:49,632 Spastic. 442 00:24:02,329 --> 00:24:05,212 Hey guys, it's not funny anymore. It burns my eyes. 443 00:24:09,979 --> 00:24:12,117 You were supposed to distribute them! 444 00:24:13,471 --> 00:24:15,799 Close the damn window! 445 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,470 - Good bye! - Bye-bye. 446 00:24:40,532 --> 00:24:43,363 Would anybody like to share 10b homeroom duties? 447 00:24:43,388 --> 00:24:46,281 Express yourself, Ms. Schnabelstedt, I don't understand sniveling. 448 00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:49,555 - Yes, well, just because they're... - Hmm. 449 00:24:49,634 --> 00:24:51,337 they're just a little bit... 450 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:53,055 You're already in over your head, yeah? 451 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,625 Then, there's the door. 452 00:24:54,664 --> 00:24:57,141 I don't want staff jumping out the window 453 00:24:57,188 --> 00:25:00,633 because they realize this profession is no petting zoo. 454 00:25:01,907 --> 00:25:03,172 Okay. 455 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:05,750 - Hey, what happened? - Uh... 456 00:25:06,051 --> 00:25:07,688 Nothing. Only... 457 00:25:07,742 --> 00:25:10,337 - they just made a fool out of me. - Okay. Yeah. 458 00:25:13,115 --> 00:25:14,469 What? 459 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,772 WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR. 460 00:25:49,914 --> 00:25:51,149 MAINTENANCE 461 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:12,148 Did you know that they call 10b the amok class? 462 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,187 Yeah. 463 00:26:13,233 --> 00:26:15,108 It's the shithead Daniel. 464 00:26:15,164 --> 00:26:17,132 He's got a screw loose. 465 00:26:17,374 --> 00:26:20,710 Hey, did you know they make bulletproof vests for teachers now? 466 00:26:20,749 --> 00:26:22,748 So thin, you know? They don't show. 467 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,353 Lisi, the printer's not working. 468 00:26:26,439 --> 00:26:32,072 You have to unplug it and plug it back in. 469 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:39,066 You said you got an A- on the teacher's exam. 470 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,988 But you got an A. 471 00:26:41,027 --> 00:26:43,238 That's perverse. You're a real geek. 472 00:26:43,285 --> 00:26:48,068 Man, Caro, why are you printing my exam results? 473 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:57,785 - And on Monday, Miller was here. - No way! 474 00:27:38,169 --> 00:27:39,511 Pig! 475 00:28:10,775 --> 00:28:13,818 Unfortunately, you chose a very slim tree to hide behind. 476 00:28:15,595 --> 00:28:17,244 You stole my exam results! 477 00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:19,588 Have you been sniffing white-out? 478 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:22,989 The file was in the printer cache! 479 00:28:23,028 --> 00:28:26,067 I had problems at the university, and I needed the job. Calm down. 480 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:28,052 It's theft and fraud. 481 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:29,568 And you exploited me sexually. 482 00:28:29,598 --> 00:28:32,542 I put a few knockout drops in your bug tea. 483 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:35,145 I wouldn't touch you with 10-foot pole. So stop babbling. 484 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,786 I beg your pardon?! 485 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:41,044 You're such an ass. You're an ass and an imposter. 486 00:28:41,255 --> 00:28:42,395 And that's a crime. 487 00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:44,443 I'm calling the police. Ah! Oh! 488 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,575 Oh! Oh! 489 00:28:47,543 --> 00:28:49,239 Lighter than expected. 490 00:28:50,736 --> 00:28:51,970 Let go of me. 491 00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:53,377 Listen, munchkin. 492 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,697 I suggest you cuddle with your teddy bears overnight, and decide your price. 493 00:28:58,674 --> 00:29:01,017 Don't suck with me, Zeki Miller. 494 00:29:01,392 --> 00:29:03,088 It's "don't fuck with me." 495 00:29:03,127 --> 00:29:05,314 And I won't unless I'm brain dead. 496 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,354 What are you doing there? 497 00:29:12,589 --> 00:29:14,542 None of your fucking business. 498 00:29:16,948 --> 00:29:19,292 We'll see what Ms. Gerster will say, tomorrow. 499 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,573 You want money, Schnabelstedt? 500 00:29:21,682 --> 00:29:24,034 I don't want anything, except my class back. 501 00:29:29,152 --> 00:29:30,262 Swap? 502 00:29:30,349 --> 00:29:31,560 Why? 503 00:29:31,598 --> 00:29:33,747 I have the, uh... 504 00:29:33,849 --> 00:29:37,208 training in conflict resolution and the... 505 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:38,655 the... 506 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,686 night course in teens aggression. 507 00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:42,444 - Yeah, that too. - Mmm-hmm. 508 00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:45,764 I've planned it all so well. 509 00:29:45,835 --> 00:29:47,905 I really hate to change it around. 510 00:29:48,116 --> 00:29:51,827 Yeah, I was angry at first that he wanted to rob me of such a great challenge, 511 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:55,381 but then I realized it's best for the children. 512 00:29:55,443 --> 00:29:57,388 - Mmm-hmm-hmm? - Mmm-hmm. 513 00:29:57,833 --> 00:29:59,240 Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. 514 00:29:59,443 --> 00:30:00,779 Well. 515 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:04,700 Fireman teachers are usually the tougher nuts, eh? 516 00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:06,099 Mmm-hmm-hmm. 517 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:10,325 Oh. Good luck. 518 00:30:10,356 --> 00:30:12,974 Bite me. They're fucking kids. They can kiss my ass. 519 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,716 I am substituting for Ms. Schnabelstedt. 520 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,083 My name is Miller and I'm only a temp. 521 00:30:31,141 --> 00:30:33,989 Why's your name Miller? You don't look like a Miller. 522 00:30:34,028 --> 00:30:35,048 You're a brother! 523 00:30:35,087 --> 00:30:36,938 Cut the Turko shit. An F for you. 524 00:30:36,963 --> 00:30:39,477 - Where's the class register? - In the cupboard. 525 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,660 Think I'm going to cry now? 526 00:30:59,707 --> 00:31:01,496 Fucking children. 527 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,683 Let's see who you motherfuckers are. 528 00:31:08,436 --> 00:31:10,038 Chantal Ackermann? 529 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:17,054 OK, I'm going for a smoke before I smash your teeth in. 530 00:31:17,124 --> 00:31:18,710 Ooh-ooh! 531 00:32:17,612 --> 00:32:20,208 Motherfuckers! 532 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:27,911 Mr. Miller? 533 00:32:27,982 --> 00:32:29,591 Class is in session. 534 00:32:29,763 --> 00:32:31,575 Where are you going? 535 00:32:33,544 --> 00:32:35,599 Maybe to change my clothes?! 536 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,708 Come to the principal's office, please. 537 00:32:41,699 --> 00:32:43,954 You didn't tell me they were the asocials. 538 00:32:43,993 --> 00:32:45,142 Excuse me?! 539 00:32:45,204 --> 00:32:46,884 What was that term? 540 00:32:46,977 --> 00:32:49,985 You mean youth from the under-educated class. 541 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,993 Mr. Miller, I want those children brought under control. 542 00:32:54,095 --> 00:32:57,484 School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits. 543 00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:00,291 You may go change, but this is an exception. 544 00:33:02,052 --> 00:33:03,299 Thank you. 545 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:05,718 ♪ Hey baby won't you look my way ♪ 546 00:33:05,773 --> 00:33:09,390 ♪ I can be your new addiction ♪ 547 00:33:09,536 --> 00:33:11,932 ♪ Hey baby what you gotta say? ♪ 548 00:33:11,963 --> 00:33:15,018 ♪ All you're giving me is fiction ♪ 549 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,774 - Show off your ass. ♪ - I'm a sorry sucker ♪ 550 00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:20,651 ♪ - and this happens all the time ♪ - That looks sexy. 551 00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:23,726 ♪ It started with a whisper ♪ 552 00:33:23,797 --> 00:33:26,688 ♪ And that was when I kissed her ♪ 553 00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:30,172 ♪ And then she made my lips hurt ♪ 554 00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:33,219 ♪ I could hear the chit chat ♪ 555 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,827 ♪ Take me to your love shack ♪ 556 00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:39,163 ♪ Mamas always gotta back track ♪ 557 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,421 ♪ When everybody talks back ♪ 558 00:33:42,499 --> 00:33:45,319 ♪ It started with a whisper ♪ 559 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:48,428 ♪ And that was when I kissed her ♪ 560 00:33:48,491 --> 00:33:51,718 ♪ And then she made my lips hurt ♪ 561 00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:54,796 ♪ I could hear the chit chat ♪ 562 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:57,623 ♪ Take me to your love shack ♪ 563 00:33:57,663 --> 00:34:00,913 ♪ Mamas always gotta back track ♪ 564 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,647 ♪ When everybody talk... ♪ 565 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,933 - Where are the others? - Downstairs, I think. 566 00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:08,370 They're not in the mood. 567 00:34:18,554 --> 00:34:21,898 - Class has started! - What does he want? 568 00:34:21,923 --> 00:34:23,406 - Idiot! - Old fart. 569 00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:25,070 - He should go home. - Pathetic. 570 00:34:26,082 --> 00:34:28,187 - Oh my God, you're bleeding. - Oh! 571 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:31,828 This is a Forever 21, you retard! 572 00:34:31,853 --> 00:34:33,570 It's gonna stain. 573 00:34:33,695 --> 00:34:35,141 Oh! Oh! 574 00:34:35,172 --> 00:34:36,941 I swear he's crazy. Let's go. 575 00:34:36,988 --> 00:34:39,191 In the classroom and make it quick! 576 00:34:47,059 --> 00:34:48,833 Oh, shit! 577 00:34:50,216 --> 00:34:52,512 You forgot your backpack. 578 00:34:54,741 --> 00:34:57,201 Everybody up here now, chop-chop! 579 00:34:58,491 --> 00:35:00,576 Now we know who's in command here. 580 00:35:00,647 --> 00:35:04,201 From now on, get your asses in here at the bell and no trouble. 581 00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:06,451 Now what? We didn't do homework. 582 00:35:06,498 --> 00:35:09,858 I don't give a shit. You sit here. The rest isn't my problem. 583 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,662 Here's the deal. 584 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:14,679 You all fail in a few weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble. 585 00:35:15,139 --> 00:35:16,834 You're the loser class. 586 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,991 The whole teacher's lounge slags you off. 587 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,880 I can do whatever I want here, nobody cares. 588 00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:24,075 You're scum. 589 00:35:24,762 --> 00:35:28,138 So shut your mouths and sit still until the bell. 590 00:35:29,248 --> 00:35:30,685 Excuse me. 591 00:35:31,732 --> 00:35:32,912 Do you have any chalk? 592 00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:34,287 Look for yourself. 593 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,537 Oh. 594 00:35:39,906 --> 00:35:41,562 Your student is crying. 595 00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:44,593 Chantal! 596 00:35:45,203 --> 00:35:46,898 - Yes? - Cry quietly. 597 00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,821 Is it possible you don't care at all? 598 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,337 About what? 599 00:35:55,563 --> 00:35:57,602 About their respect. 600 00:35:57,985 --> 00:36:00,843 Don't you have work to do, like potato printing or something? 601 00:36:01,971 --> 00:36:04,237 This here has no educational value. 602 00:36:04,284 --> 00:36:07,417 They look traumatized. And what's that on their faces? 603 00:36:08,018 --> 00:36:12,059 They were making name tags and smeared. Now act like a plane and take off. 604 00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:14,567 I'm good at putting myself in teenage shoes. 605 00:36:14,692 --> 00:36:17,879 How? By subtracting the pole up your ass and adding Facebook? 606 00:36:19,342 --> 00:36:21,403 Laugh at your own jokes. 607 00:36:21,787 --> 00:36:23,662 You need therapy. 608 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,357 Sorry, that wasn't right of me. 609 00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:37,658 ROCK DRILL 610 00:36:49,156 --> 00:36:50,303 Yes? 611 00:36:50,858 --> 00:36:52,881 I told you when the old lady got back,... 612 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:55,381 - I'd need the booth. - Where am I gonna sleep? 613 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:58,975 It's only a matter of time before the cops are back on your ass. 614 00:36:59,078 --> 00:37:00,313 Keep me out of it. 615 00:37:00,352 --> 00:37:02,625 I'm running a clean establishment, okay? 616 00:37:03,313 --> 00:37:05,883 You've got an LSD lab in the attic. 617 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,508 Exactly. I have to be twice as careful. 618 00:37:19,006 --> 00:37:20,484 Motherfucker. 619 00:37:22,398 --> 00:37:24,011 Shit! 620 00:37:26,489 --> 00:37:28,060 Shit! 621 00:37:29,091 --> 00:37:31,054 ♪ I got my elbow on the window-sill ♪ 622 00:37:31,085 --> 00:37:32,851 ♪ Hand on my face looking out to the world. ♪ 623 00:37:32,882 --> 00:37:34,840 ♪ A lot of questions lay awake in my brain ♪ 624 00:37:34,888 --> 00:37:36,952 ♪ And I'm still trying to suss out what I'm a say. ♪ 625 00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:41,059 YOU HAVE A FUTURE WE HAVE A PLAN 626 00:37:41,724 --> 00:37:44,247 ♪ Why is it that when some guy makes it outta a hood life ♪ 627 00:37:44,279 --> 00:37:45,810 ♪ They're like: No we can't let ya. ♪ 628 00:37:45,857 --> 00:37:48,200 ♪ And allow five-oh to rape girls and compensate them ♪ 629 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,716 ♪ Like David Bikem is so wrong ♪ 630 00:37:49,763 --> 00:37:51,406 ♪ And expect us working people ♪ 631 00:37:51,431 --> 00:37:53,739 ♪ To fund your wages for you to uphold the law ♪ 632 00:37:53,779 --> 00:37:55,130 ♪ Which is what exactly that? ♪ 633 00:37:55,177 --> 00:37:56,310 ♪ I really need to know ♪ 634 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,513 ♪ 'Til then I'll stare outta my window ♪ 635 00:37:58,545 --> 00:38:01,172 ♪ - Oh, oh, oh. ♪ - Ha, ha. Follow me. 636 00:38:06,937 --> 00:38:09,890 Man, Laura, do you have to wear dad's old shirts? 637 00:38:10,086 --> 00:38:11,422 What do you care? 638 00:38:11,453 --> 00:38:14,109 There're such nice stuffs to wear at your age. 639 00:38:14,187 --> 00:38:17,093 - Caro, help me out. - Oh, Elisabeth. 640 00:38:17,937 --> 00:38:22,039 I feel like a lesbian adoptive mother when you drag me into it. 641 00:38:22,390 --> 00:38:23,633 I need to unwind. 642 00:38:23,672 --> 00:38:25,468 Yes, I see. That's your second glass. 643 00:38:25,508 --> 00:38:26,711 Mmm-hmm. 644 00:38:27,010 --> 00:38:30,033 Yes! And we are not married. 645 00:38:34,227 --> 00:38:36,111 There's somebody in the garden. 646 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,994 Get the pepper spray. 647 00:38:38,221 --> 00:38:39,510 The pepper Spray. 648 00:38:39,611 --> 00:38:42,079 Laura, go to your room, lock the door. Dostoyevsky! 649 00:38:42,197 --> 00:38:44,204 That dog is useless! 650 00:38:46,954 --> 00:38:50,462 Remember our self-defense classes. You hold it like this. 651 00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:54,293 Hit him! 652 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,426 We don't want it! We don't want it! 653 00:38:56,465 --> 00:38:59,153 The sentence is pointless if we're not being raped. 654 00:39:01,913 --> 00:39:04,319 Who the fuck would rape you! 655 00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:05,912 Zeki? 656 00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:09,061 Were you going to sleep here? 657 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,740 Uh, no. 658 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:14,545 He's a giant asshole, Caro. I'm telling you. 659 00:39:14,633 --> 00:39:16,037 I think he's nice. 660 00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:19,037 And he's hot. Plus, I bet he can fix stuff. 661 00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:20,538 This fucking house is big enough. 662 00:39:20,576 --> 00:39:24,092 This "fucking" house is good enough for you at 50 euros a month! 663 00:39:24,186 --> 00:39:26,576 Even better. So he pays 250. 664 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:29,069 You'll finally get contact lenses, Harry Potter. 665 00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:31,819 Glasses look like shit, I've told you 1000 times. 666 00:39:33,061 --> 00:39:34,694 Got a boyfriend? 667 00:39:35,436 --> 00:39:37,647 Be careful or you'll end up like your sister. 668 00:39:37,811 --> 00:39:39,850 Watch it! Are you crazy. 669 00:39:40,006 --> 00:39:41,631 Laura, go upstairs. 670 00:39:43,329 --> 00:39:44,580 One night. 671 00:39:44,627 --> 00:39:46,251 We don't have any bedding. 672 00:39:48,556 --> 00:39:50,267 I'll just finish this. 673 00:39:55,617 --> 00:39:57,844 At least 2 weeks, please. 674 00:39:57,969 --> 00:39:59,617 Your car has no smog sticker. 675 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:02,304 I'll pay at month's end. I'll never find anywhere else. 676 00:40:02,336 --> 00:40:04,664 I don't even know you. Maybe, you'll hurt us. 677 00:40:04,781 --> 00:40:07,844 Staying with you for 2 weeks, I'm the victim here. 678 00:40:09,172 --> 00:40:11,648 - Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Hello. 679 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,109 Mr. Miller? 680 00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:14,437 - Not now. - Oh, yes. 681 00:40:14,476 --> 00:40:15,500 Piss off. 682 00:40:15,525 --> 00:40:16,867 It's about German class. 683 00:40:16,922 --> 00:40:19,328 I could only find Jurassic Park 1 online, 684 00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:22,187 but on list, it says to bring 2. Is that a problem? 685 00:40:22,234 --> 00:40:24,190 Chantal, "on the list." 686 00:40:24,245 --> 00:40:25,753 Articles aren't optional. 687 00:40:25,870 --> 00:40:28,070 What are you on about? So, Mr. Miller? 688 00:40:28,101 --> 00:40:29,883 We already watched Jurassic Park. 689 00:40:29,908 --> 00:40:32,328 But so many were in remedial class. 690 00:40:32,383 --> 00:40:34,754 Whatever, just buzz off. You stink of CK One. 691 00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:36,285 Yeah. Smells good, right? 692 00:40:38,043 --> 00:40:39,863 - Okay, you can stay for 2 weeks. - Really? 693 00:40:39,903 --> 00:40:41,020 Mmm-hmm. 694 00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:43,938 As long as you really teach 10b and make sure they improve. 695 00:40:44,225 --> 00:40:45,748 How does that work? 696 00:40:45,819 --> 00:40:47,287 Do your job! 697 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:49,311 It's up to you. 698 00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:52,022 Or I tell Ms. Gerster that class means movies and terror. 699 00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,499 Fuck! 700 00:41:00,351 --> 00:41:01,797 Whoa, Mr. Miller. 701 00:41:06,250 --> 00:41:07,473 Hello. 702 00:41:07,984 --> 00:41:10,180 - Can you make change? - How? 703 00:41:12,947 --> 00:41:14,752 Could you help me get out? 704 00:41:22,529 --> 00:41:24,343 Could you stop, please? 705 00:41:24,586 --> 00:41:27,125 - I'll get it. - E20 is stuck. 706 00:41:28,804 --> 00:41:30,156 More to the right. 707 00:41:32,429 --> 00:41:34,281 - Come on. - Yeah. 708 00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:41,533 My pleasure. 709 00:41:42,273 --> 00:41:43,650 Are you a teacher? 710 00:41:43,737 --> 00:41:44,846 Yeah. 711 00:41:44,932 --> 00:41:46,697 But, I'm just a temp. 712 00:41:50,244 --> 00:41:52,721 Oh, it's going to be another shit day. 713 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:56,399 Ouch! 714 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,188 Any other furniture you need? 715 00:41:59,508 --> 00:42:01,320 - Mmm... - Sorry, not available. 716 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,789 Here. Reading materials and syllabus. 717 00:42:06,795 --> 00:42:09,888 How am I supposed to get those mental defectives to read? 718 00:42:09,982 --> 00:42:11,328 Know what? 719 00:42:12,319 --> 00:42:14,521 You need to get Chantal and Danger under control. 720 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,896 Once you get the leaders, the others follow. 721 00:42:18,506 --> 00:42:19,943 - Need anything else? - Caro! 722 00:42:19,991 --> 00:42:22,147 - What? - Could you help me here? 723 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,295 - What? - The shelves. 724 00:42:25,691 --> 00:42:26,972 Yup. 725 00:42:32,308 --> 00:42:33,675 Friedrich Schiller The Robbers 726 00:42:35,945 --> 00:42:37,609 God, the print's small. 727 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:44,554 Weapons, drugs, vandalism. 728 00:42:45,913 --> 00:42:47,843 Leaders. 729 00:42:49,389 --> 00:42:51,233 Little motherfuckers. 730 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:54,288 Did you know that bees make photosynthesis? 731 00:42:54,366 --> 00:42:57,288 Boy, these students are really special needs. 732 00:42:59,918 --> 00:43:02,418 - Use a plate. - No, it's fine. 733 00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:04,348 I have to go. Still working nights. 734 00:43:04,395 --> 00:43:06,059 Yeah? Where? 735 00:43:06,449 --> 00:43:08,145 - In a club. - Oh, yeah? 736 00:43:08,226 --> 00:43:10,853 With real dance music or that electro-shit? 737 00:43:11,079 --> 00:43:14,579 Well, good. So long as you get your lessons prepared, right? 738 00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:29,049 Why do you always give him that sexed-up look? 739 00:43:29,604 --> 00:43:32,331 Don't be jealous. He's too short for me anyway. 740 00:43:32,424 --> 00:43:35,113 To blow him, I'd have to dig a pit first. 741 00:43:35,149 --> 00:43:36,996 I don't want anything from him! 742 00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:40,824 Hey, once he's in, it doesn't hurt anymore. 743 00:43:40,934 --> 00:43:43,997 And I guarantee he's a good fucker. 744 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,474 By the way, I signed him up as an assistant 745 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:47,921 - for your swim class. - Oh! 746 00:43:47,946 --> 00:43:49,631 - Caro! - Hey, tell me... 747 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:50,874 Hey! 748 00:43:51,959 --> 00:43:54,163 I don't want anything from him. 749 00:43:54,207 --> 00:43:56,582 ♪ We deep, deep diving move ♪ 750 00:43:56,735 --> 00:43:57,761 Daniel! 751 00:43:57,832 --> 00:43:59,089 Don't jump from the edge. 752 00:43:59,374 --> 00:44:00,409 Uh... 753 00:44:00,511 --> 00:44:01,691 Yes. 754 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:04,309 Yeah. Very funny. 755 00:44:04,479 --> 00:44:08,209 So, who forgot a suit or has a doctor's note? 756 00:44:08,256 --> 00:44:10,454 ♪ ...in my ears say you tune this wrong ♪ 757 00:44:10,501 --> 00:44:11,618 ♪ You live like... ♪ 758 00:44:11,694 --> 00:44:13,577 So, two laps warm-up, please. 759 00:44:13,892 --> 00:44:15,720 ♪ Deep, deep dive ♪ 760 00:44:15,759 --> 00:44:18,798 ♪ To this jive the outside world ♪ 761 00:44:18,876 --> 00:44:21,267 ♪ Ain't just slip by ♪ 762 00:44:21,337 --> 00:44:24,259 ♪ Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh ♪ 763 00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:27,204 ♪ Oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh ♪ 764 00:44:27,493 --> 00:44:29,446 ♪ Lever ♪ 765 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:34,717 - So what do I do? - Uh, uh... 766 00:44:34,795 --> 00:44:36,827 First put out your cigarette. 767 00:44:36,933 --> 00:44:38,269 And, uh... 768 00:44:38,503 --> 00:44:40,870 Then just make sure nobody dies. 769 00:44:40,924 --> 00:44:43,776 ♪ ...deep diving move in slow motion ♪ 770 00:44:43,808 --> 00:44:46,785 ♪ Therefore, I step in your car ♪ ♪ in your commotion ♪ 771 00:44:48,206 --> 00:44:51,011 - Very funny. - Ms. Schnabelstedt. 772 00:44:51,042 --> 00:44:53,647 Such pretty wet hair. Totally cute. 773 00:44:53,819 --> 00:44:55,815 Oh! Mr. Miller, no. 774 00:44:56,358 --> 00:44:59,664 ♪ You got to do it right or you got to go home ♪ 775 00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:03,152 You need to do sports. Go on. 10 laps before I let you out. 776 00:45:03,183 --> 00:45:06,125 You can shove your fake doctor's note up your ass. 777 00:45:07,535 --> 00:45:09,246 You too. Go change. 778 00:45:09,282 --> 00:45:11,121 You're a fascist-er Mr. Miller. 779 00:45:11,199 --> 00:45:12,848 I hate you. 780 00:45:19,626 --> 00:45:21,118 Mr. Miller! 781 00:45:21,306 --> 00:45:22,783 Uh... 782 00:45:23,947 --> 00:45:25,759 I wanted to thank you. 783 00:45:26,048 --> 00:45:27,118 Thank me? 784 00:45:27,157 --> 00:45:29,212 Really? Here, in front of everybody? 785 00:45:32,774 --> 00:45:34,292 What for, anyway? 786 00:45:34,790 --> 00:45:36,157 Well... 787 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,308 It's the first time that so many took part. 788 00:45:39,516 --> 00:45:40,688 Take that back. 789 00:45:40,735 --> 00:45:41,992 - It's okay. - Spaz! 790 00:45:42,048 --> 00:45:43,321 No! Shut up! 791 00:45:47,209 --> 00:45:48,959 No, you take it. 792 00:45:50,903 --> 00:45:52,560 Hey! 793 00:45:54,895 --> 00:45:56,436 You need to calm down. 794 00:45:56,467 --> 00:45:58,309 - You're a spaz, bro? - He said I was into her. 795 00:45:58,334 --> 00:45:59,468 So what? 796 00:45:59,545 --> 00:46:01,389 Hey, man, she's ugly as sin. 797 00:46:01,436 --> 00:46:02,999 Let go of me, you whore. 798 00:46:03,045 --> 00:46:05,733 Daniel, whore is a feminine noun. 799 00:46:06,584 --> 00:46:10,905 - Now pull yourself together! - Leave me alone, you ass-wipe! 800 00:46:18,351 --> 00:46:19,632 Zeki! 801 00:46:22,398 --> 00:46:24,843 You can't do that! You can't do that! 802 00:46:28,585 --> 00:46:31,343 - I didn't hear the apology! - Fucker! Fucker! 803 00:46:31,976 --> 00:46:34,406 - Are you a teacher? - Yes, why? 804 00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:40,739 But I'm just a temp. 805 00:46:42,419 --> 00:46:44,364 Sorry, sorry! 806 00:46:51,150 --> 00:46:52,908 Did you just use force with a student? 807 00:46:52,971 --> 00:46:54,892 I'll tell my father. 808 00:46:55,025 --> 00:46:57,697 You told me to get him under control. 809 00:46:57,790 --> 00:46:59,408 Yes, but not with violence. 810 00:46:59,572 --> 00:47:02,056 They reflect that behavior outside school! 811 00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:07,728 Daniel. 812 00:47:12,028 --> 00:47:14,882 Be careful. I think he pissed his pants in the pool. 813 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,372 So, I thought we could get together? 814 00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,122 To talk about... 815 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,919 talk about how that could have happened to Daniel. 816 00:47:23,569 --> 00:47:24,695 Exactly. 817 00:47:25,673 --> 00:47:27,685 But you haven't yet filed criminal... 818 00:47:28,892 --> 00:47:30,259 All right. 819 00:47:30,532 --> 00:47:32,649 Me? No, no, no, it wasn't me. 820 00:47:32,712 --> 00:47:34,056 Mmm-mmm. 821 00:47:35,063 --> 00:47:37,267 - Talk to him. - I don't want... 822 00:47:37,899 --> 00:47:40,126 Oh, man. 823 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,352 Miller. 824 00:47:44,783 --> 00:47:46,142 Uh-huh. 825 00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:49,736 Uh-huh. 826 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:51,267 Yes, okay. 827 00:47:51,423 --> 00:47:52,634 Yes. 828 00:47:52,775 --> 00:47:54,103 Okay. 829 00:47:54,152 --> 00:47:55,446 Bye. 830 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:58,259 So does he want a parent's conference? 831 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:02,227 No, he said Daniel's nuts and I should smack him sometimes. 832 00:48:02,252 --> 00:48:04,525 It's the only way to get him in line. 833 00:48:04,939 --> 00:48:09,197 Oh, God! We need to get the poor boy out of that vicious circle. 834 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,183 It's a little late. 835 00:48:11,285 --> 00:48:12,926 But I know a really good Ethiopian. 836 00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:15,363 Good, so talk to him if he's an expert. 837 00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:17,558 It's a restaurant. I'm hungry. 838 00:48:17,816 --> 00:48:19,175 Ethiopian? 839 00:48:19,222 --> 00:48:21,839 Fly soup and rice pudding, or something like that? 840 00:48:22,707 --> 00:48:24,410 I need meat, man. 841 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:30,832 Is that actually allowed, in traffic, the windshield? 842 00:48:39,443 --> 00:48:40,818 You need to talk to Daniel again. 843 00:48:40,857 --> 00:48:42,053 I'm worried. 844 00:48:42,105 --> 00:48:46,136 I'm collecting their dreams for the time capsule 845 00:48:46,261 --> 00:48:47,870 that every class buries. 846 00:48:47,972 --> 00:48:50,230 I noticed a lot of disturbing things. 847 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,020 Daniel and Burak want to become criminals. 848 00:48:53,114 --> 00:48:54,590 Is work all you think about? 849 00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:56,130 It's our responsibility. 850 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,223 But they're other people's children. 851 00:48:58,262 --> 00:48:59,747 Do you like it? 852 00:49:00,317 --> 00:49:02,239 Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 853 00:49:03,727 --> 00:49:05,745 There's sort of an educational oath. 854 00:49:05,832 --> 00:49:07,535 We have a professional duty. 855 00:49:08,011 --> 00:49:10,823 It's bad enough that everybody thinks teachers are lazy. 856 00:49:11,241 --> 00:49:12,717 I swore to make a difference. 857 00:49:12,764 --> 00:49:14,647 They may be awful, they're still just children. 858 00:49:14,672 --> 00:49:15,686 Excuse me. 859 00:49:15,741 --> 00:49:17,960 Excuse me, but could you maybe use another pole? 860 00:49:17,999 --> 00:49:19,749 If it's no trouble. 861 00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:22,155 Okay. 862 00:49:22,597 --> 00:49:26,233 Do you really believe that shit, that there's a sweet flower inside every kid? 863 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,224 I think some kids haven't learned to believe in themselves, 864 00:49:29,381 --> 00:49:31,405 and don't know right from wrong. 865 00:49:31,590 --> 00:49:33,254 If we don't teach them, 866 00:49:33,316 --> 00:49:35,410 they'll end up in prison or something. 867 00:49:36,153 --> 00:49:37,481 So... 868 00:49:37,535 --> 00:49:39,691 We have one "Erection" 869 00:49:39,778 --> 00:49:41,863 and one "Licking Vagina". 870 00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:46,891 It's edible. Don't be shy. 871 00:49:47,079 --> 00:49:48,547 It's a penis. 872 00:49:48,633 --> 00:49:51,383 Man, you'll never get a guy, being like that, really. 873 00:49:51,430 --> 00:49:53,938 They all think you're mega uptight. 874 00:49:54,030 --> 00:49:55,688 Put the dick in your mouth. 875 00:49:57,142 --> 00:49:58,329 Coping with students. 876 00:49:58,368 --> 00:50:01,448 Professional handling of disruption and discipline conflict. 877 00:50:01,503 --> 00:50:02,527 CD 4. 878 00:50:02,573 --> 00:50:05,237 Don't underestimate the value of role-playing. 879 00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:08,292 Group exercises allow young people to channel aggression. 880 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:12,690 Role-playing for indirect review of behavioral dysfunction, 881 00:50:12,722 --> 00:50:15,341 and lack of self-confidence. 882 00:50:17,834 --> 00:50:19,490 Ah! 883 00:50:20,115 --> 00:50:21,888 Oh, fucking shit! 884 00:50:21,927 --> 00:50:24,937 Role-play gives a problem child free rein for his feelings, 885 00:50:24,968 --> 00:50:29,349 and allows reflection on his inappropriate behavior. 886 00:50:29,499 --> 00:50:32,210 What exercise'? I don't want to do any exercise. 887 00:50:32,372 --> 00:50:34,656 Stow that look or I'll slap you silly. 888 00:50:34,702 --> 00:50:36,288 So I'm her husband? 889 00:50:36,335 --> 00:50:38,437 A round of applause, he got it. 890 00:50:38,499 --> 00:50:39,835 Shut up. You start. 891 00:50:39,882 --> 00:50:43,218 Man, wait a sec. I have to get into my part. 892 00:50:43,398 --> 00:50:45,804 Oh, my beautiful apartment! 893 00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:47,499 Thank you, darling! And how was work? 894 00:50:47,562 --> 00:50:49,554 Shut your trap. I'm hungry. 895 00:50:50,296 --> 00:50:52,906 Hey man, watch your mouth. We just got married. 896 00:50:52,931 --> 00:50:55,187 I married you so there'd be food ready 897 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,804 after I screw sluts all day. 898 00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,292 After you screw sluts, huh? 899 00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:02,347 You married me because I'm pretty, Salak. 900 00:51:02,386 --> 00:51:03,582 Don't push me. 901 00:51:03,636 --> 00:51:04,800 Hey man, are you an idiot? 902 00:51:04,831 --> 00:51:06,511 Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller. 903 00:51:06,551 --> 00:51:07,699 Who's Mr. Miller? 904 00:51:07,753 --> 00:51:09,644 Are you shagging some German? 905 00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:10,740 Show me your cell phone. 906 00:51:10,771 --> 00:51:11,787 Hey, Danger. 907 00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:13,365 That's not part of the game, man. 908 00:51:13,443 --> 00:51:14,497 Shut up. 909 00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:16,357 Go clean and then you can blow me. 910 00:51:16,404 --> 00:51:18,708 Give me my phone back, spaz. 911 00:51:19,453 --> 00:51:20,735 Oh! 912 00:51:21,773 --> 00:51:23,336 Are you crazy, man? 913 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,298 Don't hit each other. Stop being such thugs. 914 00:51:25,323 --> 00:51:26,611 Give me the phone, you fuckface. 915 00:51:26,656 --> 00:51:27,853 Okay. 916 00:51:28,697 --> 00:51:30,548 Daniel, you did a great job. 917 00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:32,931 Have you thought about the drama club? 918 00:51:33,095 --> 00:51:36,337 They participate in community youth theater 919 00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:39,525 and it could be a great new hobby for you, 920 00:51:39,595 --> 00:51:43,103 where you could have fun and let off steam. 921 00:51:43,831 --> 00:51:45,588 Ha, ha. No way! 922 00:51:45,659 --> 00:51:47,862 I'm already in school 3 to 4 times a week. 923 00:51:48,245 --> 00:51:49,643 Yeah. 924 00:51:51,299 --> 00:51:53,026 What is your problem? 925 00:51:53,206 --> 00:51:54,377 Fuck school, man. 926 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,127 Watch your mouth, motherfucker. 927 00:51:57,362 --> 00:52:01,627 You seriously believe you want to become drug dealers or some shit? 928 00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:02,838 Yes, man. 929 00:52:02,885 --> 00:52:05,604 I'd rather collect welfare than learn that crap. 930 00:52:05,651 --> 00:52:07,885 Come on, school's still on. Piss off. 931 00:52:08,631 --> 00:52:10,601 Fucking motherfuckers. 932 00:52:11,068 --> 00:52:12,846 It was a stupid idea, sorry. 933 00:52:15,859 --> 00:52:18,549 We could each make €20,000. 934 00:52:18,588 --> 00:52:19,897 It's an armored car transport. 935 00:52:19,922 --> 00:52:22,914 My cousin's been watching them for 6 weeks now. 936 00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:24,836 No, I'm busy on something else. 937 00:52:24,883 --> 00:52:27,791 All you have to do is drive the getaway car, Zeki. 938 00:52:27,823 --> 00:52:30,994 Bro, you just got out. Get a real job. 939 00:52:32,244 --> 00:52:34,705 A little upset? Need a blow job? 940 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,315 No, not in the mood. 941 00:52:36,783 --> 00:52:38,229 What's the matter? 942 00:52:38,354 --> 00:52:39,846 Were you with Mandy? 943 00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:41,948 Are you oftener with her than me lately? 944 00:52:42,017 --> 00:52:44,869 No, I wasn't with Mandy. And it's "more often". 945 00:52:44,979 --> 00:52:46,651 Do you have a crush on the bookworm? 946 00:52:46,729 --> 00:52:48,846 - Ha, ha, ha. - Leave me alone. 947 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,129 Could you suck me off? 948 00:52:50,176 --> 00:52:51,559 Sorry. 949 00:52:55,963 --> 00:52:59,400 ♪ - This is the night ♪ ♪ - I'm sexy ♪ 950 00:52:59,424 --> 00:53:01,893 ♪ I want to feel your body ♪ 951 00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:03,994 ♪ Sexy, sexy ♪ 952 00:53:04,033 --> 00:53:06,552 ♪ - I want to feel your body ♪ - Oh, whoa, Zeki. 953 00:53:06,588 --> 00:53:09,754 ♪ Your heartbeat next to mine ♪ 954 00:53:09,794 --> 00:53:11,005 ♪ This is the night ♪ 955 00:53:11,043 --> 00:53:13,166 ♪ Sexy, sexy ♪ 956 00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:15,736 ♪ - I want to feel your body ♪ - Turn that off. 957 00:53:15,783 --> 00:53:19,057 ♪ Your heartbeat next to... ♪ 958 00:53:22,621 --> 00:53:23,996 What's this? 959 00:53:43,689 --> 00:53:45,475 Elisabeth Schnabelstedt. 960 00:53:56,654 --> 00:53:58,961 Hello. I seriously doubt this will work 961 00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:02,396 or anybody will be organized enough to ever dig up this time capsule. 962 00:54:02,482 --> 00:54:06,456 I'm also basically uncomfortable at the thought of strangers reading this. 963 00:54:06,617 --> 00:54:08,453 But I wish I weren't so fat. 964 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,408 I'd like a love letter with check-boxes for "Yes, No, Maybe". 965 00:54:11,454 --> 00:54:12,972 It's silly, I know. 966 00:54:13,322 --> 00:54:14,423 I want to become a teacher. 967 00:54:14,454 --> 00:54:17,986 It's the only job where you get kids without getting fat. 968 00:54:18,111 --> 00:54:21,676 And I'd like a smart and honest boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B. 969 00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:24,152 Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a. 970 00:54:34,793 --> 00:54:36,911 Why didn't I ever win a trophy like that? 971 00:54:37,536 --> 00:54:40,348 Do you have to win the math Olympics first? 972 00:54:41,087 --> 00:54:43,723 Or a fucking badminton tournament? 973 00:54:45,707 --> 00:54:49,840 For the first time, I felt like the streets robbed me of my childhood. 974 00:54:50,957 --> 00:54:52,498 The streets. 975 00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:55,298 And homeroom teacher, Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt. 976 00:54:55,329 --> 00:54:57,782 Everybody knows you stole the class money! 977 00:54:57,837 --> 00:55:00,259 You'll never amount to anything! 978 00:55:00,306 --> 00:55:02,767 That was surely not the last foster family 979 00:55:02,813 --> 00:55:04,568 that wants to get rid of you, 980 00:55:04,647 --> 00:55:06,501 Zeki Miller! 981 00:55:29,202 --> 00:55:30,851 School over already? 982 00:55:43,304 --> 00:55:44,617 Excuse me. 983 00:55:46,154 --> 00:55:47,557 Sorry. 984 00:55:52,710 --> 00:55:54,178 Are you out of your mind? 985 00:55:54,233 --> 00:55:55,817 Why? 986 00:55:59,204 --> 00:56:00,532 SLUT 987 00:56:00,594 --> 00:56:02,860 Hey, did they pierce my ears? 988 00:56:03,016 --> 00:56:05,430 Could you please tell me how did that happen? 989 00:56:05,626 --> 00:56:07,618 Were you sleeping in class? 990 00:56:17,586 --> 00:56:19,773 How about peeing into the urinal. 991 00:56:19,992 --> 00:56:21,531 Yeah, yeah. 992 00:56:25,499 --> 00:56:27,429 There's something on your butt too. 993 00:56:30,999 --> 00:56:32,275 ASSHOLE 994 00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:35,025 How drunk were you not to notice? 995 00:56:35,072 --> 00:56:36,798 One, two beers? 996 00:56:36,861 --> 00:56:38,017 Hmm, yeah. 997 00:56:38,065 --> 00:56:39,252 Fuck! 998 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:41,212 Let's not use that word in class. 999 00:56:42,923 --> 00:56:44,306 Are you alright? 1000 00:56:44,528 --> 00:56:46,845 Man, just piss off, okay? 1001 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:50,900 You're just worried I'll be busted and you'll get the shitty 10b back. 1002 00:56:50,970 --> 00:56:53,759 - Don't pretend like you care. - You're nuts. 1003 00:56:53,853 --> 00:56:56,963 Are you really accusing me of not caring about you? 1004 00:56:57,439 --> 00:57:00,049 I'm really sorry that you're depressed. 1005 00:57:00,074 --> 00:57:02,470 I am not a teacher at all. 1006 00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:04,884 Don't start doubting everything. 1007 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,556 Hello? 1008 00:57:06,908 --> 00:57:10,681 Your class isn't easy but, I mean, you took the job. 1009 00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:12,838 So now, just stay the course. 1010 00:57:12,934 --> 00:57:15,723 Now, go home. You look like a junkie. 1011 00:57:16,644 --> 00:57:20,168 And think about how to turn your profession into a vocation. 1012 00:57:20,223 --> 00:57:21,902 You do have the potential. 1013 00:57:22,092 --> 00:57:24,006 You are close to your students. 1014 00:57:24,904 --> 00:57:27,162 Including in consuming intoxicants. 1015 00:57:29,967 --> 00:57:31,459 Your eyeliner,... 1016 00:57:32,397 --> 00:57:34,834 it's really perfect. Gotta give Chantal credit. 1017 00:57:39,259 --> 00:57:40,511 So. 1018 00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:43,251 Yeah. 1019 00:57:46,262 --> 00:57:47,488 I don't know, Laura. 1020 00:57:47,535 --> 00:57:48,730 Razor blades? 1021 00:57:48,761 --> 00:57:50,191 I saw something about it on TV. 1022 00:57:50,238 --> 00:57:52,515 It makes a huge mess in the bathroom. 1023 00:57:53,090 --> 00:57:54,926 All the blood and stuff. 1024 00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:57,464 Right, good. Then we'll try the plastic bags. 1025 00:57:57,582 --> 00:57:58,886 Press down hard. 1026 00:57:58,967 --> 00:58:00,974 This method definitely sucks. 1027 00:58:01,037 --> 00:58:03,592 I'd take pills. Hey, there's somebody there! 1028 00:58:03,644 --> 00:58:05,136 Why do you have a bag over your head? 1029 00:58:05,175 --> 00:58:08,081 Oh, that. New profile pictures for Facebook. 1030 00:58:08,170 --> 00:58:11,092 Fuck, bro, are you shitting me? And you too? 1031 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:14,117 - Were you trying to kill yourselves? - Please, don't tell my parents. 1032 00:58:15,224 --> 00:58:16,594 Mr. Miller, please. 1033 00:58:16,665 --> 00:58:19,102 We just wanted to try. 1034 00:58:19,357 --> 00:58:21,678 Because if we do do it, it'll be together. 1035 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,391 I didn't want to. 1036 00:58:23,462 --> 00:58:25,368 You persuaded me in. 1037 00:58:25,438 --> 00:58:27,383 You said yourself, you feel ugly. 1038 00:58:27,448 --> 00:58:30,019 Yeah. But you started with the suicide. 1039 00:58:30,059 --> 00:58:31,644 Just because you're in love with Daniel. 1040 00:58:31,698 --> 00:58:34,058 Man, Maike, you're so bitchy! 1041 00:58:36,288 --> 00:58:39,437 Okay, nobody wants to fuck you. But, there's no reason to kill yourself. 1042 00:58:39,484 --> 00:58:42,085 I would've written a farewell note. 1043 00:58:42,124 --> 00:58:44,749 And then Daniel would have come to my funeral 1044 00:58:44,796 --> 00:58:47,390 and said he always had feelings for me 1045 00:58:47,431 --> 00:58:49,781 but he was too blind to realize it. 1046 00:58:49,812 --> 00:58:52,989 Then stop walking around like a trannie waiting for the operation. 1047 00:58:53,048 --> 00:58:54,650 You're not that ugly. 1048 00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:56,267 Yes, I am. 1049 00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:10,082 NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING. HE'S STEALING GAS. 1050 00:59:17,226 --> 00:59:19,621 - Hi, girls. - Hi, Zeki. 1051 00:59:19,785 --> 00:59:21,957 Charlie, can you do something with her? 1052 00:59:21,988 --> 00:59:24,444 No, we don't do surgery here. 1053 00:59:27,629 --> 00:59:29,717 Oh, no sense of humor, eh? 1054 00:59:30,021 --> 00:59:32,139 - Runs in the family. - Hmm. 1055 00:59:33,867 --> 00:59:35,093 Mmm. 1056 00:59:35,789 --> 00:59:38,304 Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. 1057 00:59:39,390 --> 00:59:41,335 Well, she needs a big push. 1058 00:59:41,577 --> 00:59:43,444 Sheila, bring me my make-up bag. 1059 00:59:43,491 --> 00:59:45,538 She's a whore, she knows style. 1060 00:59:46,368 --> 00:59:48,714 - Do you want a drink, or coke? - No, thanks. 1061 00:59:48,861 --> 00:59:50,509 No, no, no. The big one. 1062 00:59:50,548 --> 00:59:51,548 The big one. 1063 00:59:51,579 --> 00:59:53,189 Sweet. Still so young. 1064 00:59:53,376 --> 00:59:55,196 - And so fresh. - Yeah, yeah. 1065 00:59:59,704 --> 01:00:01,040 I don't look awful? 1066 01:00:02,065 --> 01:00:03,355 Okay. 1067 01:00:05,216 --> 01:00:07,261 ♪ I tried to let it fade, baby ♪ 1068 01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,269 ♪ But I can't get away ♪ 1069 01:00:09,316 --> 01:00:12,951 ♪ I really hope you're listening 'cause I never thought I would say-ay-ay ♪ 1070 01:00:12,990 --> 01:00:15,430 ♪ I can't help myself ♪ 1071 01:00:15,469 --> 01:00:17,407 ♪ From falling in love ♪ 1072 01:00:17,479 --> 01:00:19,355 ♪ From falling in love ♪ 1073 01:00:19,394 --> 01:00:20,886 ♪ With you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1074 01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:23,409 ♪ I can't help myself ♪ 1075 01:00:23,457 --> 01:00:25,253 ♪ From taking the drug ♪ 1076 01:00:25,315 --> 01:00:27,199 ♪ From taking the drug ♪ 1077 01:00:27,253 --> 01:00:28,925 ♪ It's you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1078 01:00:29,036 --> 01:00:30,331 Danger! 1079 01:00:33,005 --> 01:00:34,811 She looks great, today. 1080 01:00:36,499 --> 01:00:39,100 - Hey, what? - Danger, Chantal! 1081 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,726 - Come here! - What does he want? 1082 01:00:40,773 --> 01:00:42,658 - Take this. - Go on. 1083 01:00:44,517 --> 01:00:46,509 Little bitch. 1084 01:00:47,533 --> 01:00:49,158 What's up, Mr. Miller? 1085 01:00:49,236 --> 01:00:50,884 I still owe you something. 1086 01:00:51,431 --> 01:00:52,470 What? 1087 01:00:52,509 --> 01:00:53,745 Some make-up. 1088 01:00:53,847 --> 01:00:56,035 Man, Mr. Miller. 1089 01:00:56,198 --> 01:00:57,792 - Danger! - Really! 1090 01:00:57,839 --> 01:00:58,636 Yes? 1091 01:00:58,675 --> 01:01:01,370 You know your dad said I could slap you around? 1092 01:01:01,425 --> 01:01:03,652 But you're not really going to, right? 1093 01:01:03,847 --> 01:01:06,214 If you make sure she's home on time, then no. 1094 01:01:06,284 --> 01:01:07,784 What is this!? 1095 01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:09,581 Can she smoke something? 1096 01:01:09,660 --> 01:01:11,418 Oh, you motherfucker! 1097 01:01:11,542 --> 01:01:14,472 Honestly, you're borderlining, you brainsicker. 1098 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:15,948 Shut it. 1099 01:01:16,124 --> 01:01:17,944 On time tomorrow or expect trouble, people. 1100 01:01:17,992 --> 01:01:19,172 Fuck you! 1101 01:01:19,538 --> 01:01:20,773 Yes. 1102 01:01:21,218 --> 01:01:24,556 Hey, Danger, you spaz! Why are you brown-nosing him? 1103 01:01:24,595 --> 01:01:27,650 - Did he call my father or yours? - Who gives a fuck. 1104 01:01:28,017 --> 01:01:31,080 - Look at you, embarrassing. - Shut up, man. 1105 01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:34,142 What is this anyway? Not his shit, I hope. 1106 01:01:37,238 --> 01:01:40,152 Punctually tomorrow, people? 1107 01:01:51,029 --> 01:01:53,536 This plant drives me crazy. 1108 01:01:54,083 --> 01:01:55,443 Oh, Mr. Miller. 1109 01:01:55,490 --> 01:01:56,912 Hang on one moment. 1110 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,924 The learning assessment for class 10b is in. 1111 01:01:59,963 --> 01:02:02,221 The results were as expected. 1112 01:02:02,330 --> 01:02:05,088 The class is an intellectual vacuum. 1113 01:02:05,197 --> 01:02:07,515 Don't be gentle in breaking it to them. 1114 01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:10,213 This is their last chance to get it together. 1115 01:02:11,696 --> 01:02:13,268 God, is she dumb! 1116 01:02:17,787 --> 01:02:19,571 - Uh, Ms. Gerster? - Yes? 1117 01:02:19,648 --> 01:02:22,228 Where are the forms for study trips? 1118 01:02:22,268 --> 01:02:23,307 What? 1119 01:02:23,346 --> 01:02:25,291 - A field outing? - What? 1120 01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:26,674 A study outing? 1121 01:02:26,818 --> 01:02:28,805 - A field trip? - Yes. 1122 01:02:28,830 --> 01:02:31,283 - Where are we going? - Disneyland? 1123 01:02:31,322 --> 01:02:32,846 Not a concentration camp again. 1124 01:02:32,893 --> 01:02:34,065 Shut up! 1125 01:02:34,127 --> 01:02:36,595 - Chantal, you write the report. - Oh, no. 1126 01:02:39,275 --> 01:02:41,572 Today we took a field trip. 1127 01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:45,520 First, we visited an acquaintance of Mr. Miller's 1128 01:02:45,572 --> 01:02:47,502 who is withdrawing, cold turkey. 1129 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:51,340 Hey you, long time no see. 1130 01:02:51,402 --> 01:02:55,027 So people, some of you said you wanted to become drug bosses. 1131 01:02:55,074 --> 01:02:57,582 So, this is what drug dependence looks like. 1132 01:02:57,637 --> 01:02:58,989 This is a heroin addict. 1133 01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:01,074 How long were you a drug addict? 1134 01:03:01,132 --> 01:03:03,952 He can't answer because shooting up fried his brain. 1135 01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:05,022 - Ah! - Oh! 1136 01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:08,334 He puked the whole time and Zeynep almost puked too. 1137 01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:10,184 So, who wants to be a drug dealer? 1138 01:03:10,224 --> 01:03:11,411 Not anymore, right? 1139 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:14,441 Then we went to the parents of a friend of Mr. Miller's, 1140 01:03:14,466 --> 01:03:17,395 so Daniel could see a life on welfare. 1141 01:03:17,464 --> 01:03:18,728 Who's there? 1142 01:03:18,761 --> 01:03:20,620 The friend is a whore. 1143 01:03:21,651 --> 01:03:23,394 Hey, Zeki, you back? 1144 01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:26,128 Could we come in? These jokers have a few questions. 1145 01:03:26,191 --> 01:03:27,425 Mmm-hmm. 1146 01:03:27,534 --> 01:03:29,987 Udo, put something on you. There are children here. 1147 01:03:30,034 --> 01:03:31,121 Chico! 1148 01:03:31,206 --> 01:03:34,050 - Chantal, is that your mother? - Are you retarded? 1149 01:03:35,886 --> 01:03:37,472 Udo, everything all right? 1150 01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:39,276 Yeah. And you? 1151 01:03:39,402 --> 01:03:40,605 Okay. 1152 01:03:40,651 --> 01:03:41,987 He sleeps a lot. 1153 01:03:42,534 --> 01:03:44,222 - Sweeties... - It stinks here. 1154 01:03:44,247 --> 01:03:45,839 do something with your life. 1155 01:03:45,886 --> 01:03:47,675 My daughter is a prostitute 1156 01:03:47,722 --> 01:03:49,417 and we're dependent on her. 1157 01:03:49,479 --> 01:03:51,039 It's not nice. 1158 01:03:51,151 --> 01:03:54,206 - The dog's shitting, Udo! - Oh! 1159 01:03:54,410 --> 01:03:56,456 - He's eating his own shit. - Ew! 1160 01:03:56,487 --> 01:03:57,964 Who cares. 1161 01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:00,261 The prostitute has a brother. 1162 01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:01,707 His name is Ronny. 1163 01:04:01,823 --> 01:04:03,362 Ronny was sleeping 1164 01:04:03,401 --> 01:04:06,526 because he drinks a lot and he's a Nazi. 1165 01:04:06,573 --> 01:04:08,315 He was up all night, 1166 01:04:08,363 --> 01:04:11,136 so nobody wanted Mr. Miller to wake him up. 1167 01:04:11,175 --> 01:04:12,737 Don't wake him up, please. 1168 01:04:12,784 --> 01:04:15,972 Burak wants to avoid first contact with a Nazi. 1169 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,397 Then you need to join the theater group. 1170 01:04:19,407 --> 01:04:21,664 - Bro, say yes. - Yeah, okay, man. 1171 01:04:21,867 --> 01:04:23,610 Leave his damn nipple alone. 1172 01:04:23,635 --> 01:04:24,864 It was very interesting. 1173 01:04:24,895 --> 01:04:26,997 Mr. Miller has weird friends. 1174 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:28,966 Afterwards, we all got kebabs. 1175 01:04:29,009 --> 01:04:31,326 It was better than a museum with Mr. Gundlach. 1176 01:04:31,365 --> 01:04:34,318 That was just a bunch of stuffed animals. 1177 01:04:35,668 --> 01:04:37,480 - Hey! - It's red! 1178 01:04:37,535 --> 01:04:39,347 They haven't learned the colors yet. 1179 01:04:39,402 --> 01:04:42,900 - Asshole. - Asshole! 1180 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,275 So think about what you want to become. 1181 01:04:45,321 --> 01:04:47,477 Come up with your own homework. 1182 01:04:48,267 --> 01:04:50,136 Hey, give me one. 1183 01:04:53,104 --> 01:04:54,830 Oh come on, Mr. Miller. 1184 01:04:54,886 --> 01:04:57,541 - Smoking is shit. - Senseless. 1185 01:04:59,002 --> 01:05:01,143 About the test you took recently. 1186 01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:02,338 Huh? 1187 01:05:02,369 --> 01:05:03,588 You were the best. 1188 01:05:03,627 --> 01:05:05,924 You could even skip a grade. 1189 01:05:06,690 --> 01:05:09,409 But I got a terrible grade, Mr. Miller. 1190 01:05:09,487 --> 01:05:11,291 Yeah, but because you're under-challenged. 1191 01:05:11,386 --> 01:05:13,903 Talented people often are. From now on, you'll be challenged. 1192 01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:15,356 Maybe you could... 1193 01:05:15,419 --> 01:05:16,950 even graduate at 17. 1194 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:18,583 Oh, my god. 1195 01:05:18,629 --> 01:05:21,333 But don't let yourself be dragged down by others. 1196 01:05:21,379 --> 01:05:22,723 And apply yourself. 1197 01:05:22,809 --> 01:05:24,598 - Does he mean me? - No. 1198 01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:27,022 Mr. Miller, really? You're not joking, right? 1199 01:05:27,053 --> 01:05:28,670 Look, I'm trembling. 1200 01:05:28,725 --> 01:05:30,225 Chantal, I'm excited myself. 1201 01:05:30,272 --> 01:05:32,749 We only find somebody like you once in every 10 years. 1202 01:05:32,822 --> 01:05:34,186 Oh, my God! 1203 01:05:34,655 --> 01:05:36,686 I don't have to be a cashier girl. 1204 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,066 Who are they? 1205 01:05:39,121 --> 01:05:41,441 The vocationals are ripping off the handicapped kids. 1206 01:05:41,582 --> 01:05:43,316 They don't look more handicapped than you. 1207 01:05:43,341 --> 01:05:44,691 - Whatever. - The nerds. 1208 01:05:44,746 --> 01:05:46,144 "Youth researches" and so on. 1209 01:05:47,952 --> 01:05:49,445 Go help them. 1210 01:05:49,523 --> 01:05:50,617 Why? 1211 01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:52,741 Because you'll soon be a nerd yourself. 1212 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:55,376 Because they're the only men who'll like you, 1213 01:05:55,431 --> 01:05:58,994 a chem student in a lab coat with liverwurst stains and greasy hair. 1214 01:05:59,025 --> 01:06:01,634 I swear, Mr. Miller, you're killing me. 1215 01:06:02,048 --> 01:06:03,533 Okay, let's kick ass. 1216 01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:07,056 Oh, Chantal, I'm not in the mood for a fight. 1217 01:06:08,326 --> 01:06:09,332 Leave them alone. 1218 01:06:09,357 --> 01:06:11,475 - You think you're better than us? - They go to my school. 1219 01:06:11,506 --> 01:06:12,678 Leave them alone. 1220 01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:14,272 Let go of me! 1221 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,795 Let go of me, bitch! 1222 01:06:16,154 --> 01:06:18,115 Hey, she's got a knife! 1223 01:06:18,287 --> 01:06:20,029 Are you scared? 1224 01:06:22,609 --> 01:06:23,805 Let go, dude! 1225 01:06:23,852 --> 01:06:25,143 Piss off, man! 1226 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:28,245 Touch them again and I'll cut off your extensions, you cunt. 1227 01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:30,026 No, no! They were expensive. 1228 01:06:30,065 --> 01:06:31,519 Then piss off. 1229 01:06:31,562 --> 01:06:33,198 You too, outta here! 1230 01:06:33,245 --> 01:06:35,018 - Ouch! - Not bad. 1231 01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:37,167 Check! 1232 01:06:38,180 --> 01:06:39,745 Hey nerds. 1233 01:06:39,847 --> 01:06:41,237 Say thank you. 1234 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,409 The federation guarantees eternal gratitude. 1235 01:06:44,456 --> 01:06:47,198 Yeah, no prob. I'm smart too, I get it. 1236 01:06:47,268 --> 01:06:49,393 You're in science club, right? 1237 01:06:49,948 --> 01:06:51,206 Uh, positive. 1238 01:06:51,237 --> 01:06:54,473 So maybe... I could come see sometime? 1239 01:06:54,528 --> 01:06:56,231 Because in my class, I'm... 1240 01:06:56,279 --> 01:06:59,857 could be that I'm not challenged enough. 1241 01:07:04,944 --> 01:07:07,374 - What're they talking about? - How would I know. 1242 01:07:07,483 --> 01:07:09,335 I don't want to be that ugly. 1243 01:07:12,692 --> 01:07:15,544 OK. But you have to wear anti-static clothing. 1244 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:17,372 Okay. 1245 01:07:18,122 --> 01:07:20,630 What's that? What does he mean? 1246 01:07:24,671 --> 01:07:27,077 This isn't the test I gave you. 1247 01:07:27,140 --> 01:07:28,811 I added a question. 1248 01:07:28,864 --> 01:07:31,538 "In the first person perspective, tell us how a dinosaur feels 1249 01:07:31,569 --> 01:07:34,788 when he sees the electric fence is off?" 1250 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:42,211 "There were only goats today again. As always, I don't even like goats." 1251 01:07:42,258 --> 01:07:46,030 "I wonder what's outside the fence? I hear it's freedom." 1252 01:07:46,374 --> 01:07:48,444 "But to get it, you have to die." 1253 01:07:48,686 --> 01:07:51,944 "I decided to try and carefully touched the fence." 1254 01:07:51,983 --> 01:07:53,272 "It was weird." 1255 01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:54,470 "It didn't hurt." 1256 01:07:54,533 --> 01:07:56,939 "For the first time, I had something like hope." 1257 01:07:59,361 --> 01:08:01,838 That was beautiful. What did you do with them? 1258 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:04,119 Just talked. 1259 01:08:04,236 --> 01:08:05,548 Mmm. 1260 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,569 Friday is environment & nature day. 1261 01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,696 You could take the class to an organic farm. 1262 01:08:12,735 --> 01:08:14,849 I've always wanted to go there. 1263 01:08:19,049 --> 01:08:20,572 I could come along. 1264 01:08:20,825 --> 01:08:23,114 O Romeo. Doff thy name. 1265 01:08:23,177 --> 01:08:25,637 And for that name, which is no part of thee, 1266 01:08:25,669 --> 01:08:26,934 take all myself. 1267 01:08:26,989 --> 01:08:29,850 Why is Daniel trying out for Romeo? 1268 01:08:29,936 --> 01:08:32,021 The other parts are shit. 1269 01:08:32,069 --> 01:08:34,756 - But I do not have... - Yeah, yeah. Enough. 1270 01:08:34,929 --> 01:08:37,243 Juliet, I take thee at thy word. 1271 01:08:37,304 --> 01:08:39,452 Call me love, and I'll be baptized again. 1272 01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:43,154 - Henceforth, I never will be called Romeo. - Why is he yelling like that? 1273 01:08:43,228 --> 01:08:46,267 - He's a little aggressive. - So stumblest on my counsel? 1274 01:08:46,337 --> 01:08:48,868 By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am: 1275 01:08:48,910 --> 01:08:51,683 My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, 1276 01:08:51,732 --> 01:08:54,560 because it is an enemy to thee. 1277 01:08:54,607 --> 01:08:57,646 Had I it written, I would tear the word. 1278 01:08:57,757 --> 01:09:01,062 - My ears have not yet... - That's it, I can't take it. 1279 01:09:01,101 --> 01:09:04,447 - The balcony scene's next. - So what? The stage is total shit. 1280 01:09:04,478 --> 01:09:08,322 It looks like that TV channel you only land on by mistake. 1281 01:09:09,455 --> 01:09:11,166 The one where they speak French. 1282 01:09:11,212 --> 01:09:13,439 - Do you mean PBS? - Yeah, exactly. 1283 01:09:13,486 --> 01:09:14,705 Nobody understands it. 1284 01:09:14,736 --> 01:09:17,783 What's the deal with the stilted language? 1285 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,525 My god, it's Shakespeare. 1286 01:09:19,791 --> 01:09:22,228 Who's been dead for, like, 4000 years. 1287 01:09:22,345 --> 01:09:24,900 Why isn't it translated into normal German. 1288 01:09:24,970 --> 01:09:27,291 If I were you, I'd be embarrassed. 1289 01:09:27,353 --> 01:09:29,095 I already want my money back. 1290 01:09:29,158 --> 01:09:30,251 Gundlach is clueless. 1291 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,471 You'll never win the Teenie Oscars with that. 1292 01:09:32,517 --> 01:09:34,355 I won't listen to this. 1293 01:09:34,402 --> 01:09:36,175 I've been doing this for 24 years, 1294 01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:39,308 since the fall of communism, and it was always well received. 1295 01:09:39,677 --> 01:09:41,214 In the retirement home, maybe. 1296 01:09:41,273 --> 01:09:44,148 Listen here. You do it then. 1297 01:09:44,195 --> 01:09:46,851 Please, you take over directing. 1298 01:09:46,898 --> 01:09:49,242 Arrivederci, Verona! 1299 01:09:49,281 --> 01:09:51,681 - My colleague... - No, I'm going! 1300 01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:53,885 - Can I go too? - No! 1301 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:55,151 Uh-huh-huh. 1302 01:09:55,963 --> 01:09:58,965 So who's taking over drama club? 1303 01:10:03,301 --> 01:10:05,801 What's it about? I only saw the porn version. 1304 01:10:05,826 --> 01:10:06,933 Do they get each other? 1305 01:10:06,988 --> 01:10:08,380 They die. 1306 01:10:08,418 --> 01:10:09,895 Well, at least, something. 1307 01:10:10,004 --> 01:10:11,699 Who are you playing? 1308 01:10:11,762 --> 01:10:13,254 The nurse. 1309 01:10:13,535 --> 01:10:16,957 - What's that, an animal? - It's a great role. 1310 01:10:18,543 --> 01:10:21,582 Daniel, say the line as you would like to say it. 1311 01:10:22,309 --> 01:10:24,402 Juliet, you cunt, let's fuck. 1312 01:10:24,527 --> 01:10:26,068 Show me your tits, pronto. 1313 01:10:26,124 --> 01:10:27,999 We'll re-write it. It'll be cool. 1314 01:10:28,365 --> 01:10:31,767 ♪ Here’s the thing I wanna talk about ♪ 1315 01:10:31,946 --> 01:10:34,662 ♪ Listen up you gotta hear me out ♪ 1316 01:10:34,705 --> 01:10:35,772 Close. 1317 01:10:35,811 --> 01:10:38,717 ♪ We get it done, we get it done ♪ 1318 01:10:38,772 --> 01:10:40,600 ♪ My own way ♪ 1319 01:10:40,647 --> 01:10:42,412 ♪ I just wanna say ♪ 1320 01:10:42,452 --> 01:10:43,702 ♪ Wait! ♪ 1321 01:10:43,749 --> 01:10:45,506 ♪ Hey now ♪ 1322 01:10:45,561 --> 01:10:46,920 ♪ Hey now! ♪ 1323 01:10:46,983 --> 01:10:50,970 ♪ I haven’t had a good laugh for a day now ♪ 1324 01:10:51,291 --> 01:10:53,009 ♪ Hey now ♪ 1325 01:10:53,103 --> 01:10:54,626 ♪ Hey now! ♪ 1326 01:10:54,698 --> 01:10:58,524 ♪ Up top, we’re the kings of the playground ♪ 1327 01:10:58,721 --> 01:11:00,346 ♪ Hey now ♪ 1328 01:11:00,534 --> 01:11:01,947 ♪ Hey now! ♪ 1329 01:11:01,988 --> 01:11:05,855 ♪ You know you’re down, let’s do this right now ♪ 1330 01:11:11,146 --> 01:11:13,698 ♪ Do this right now ♪ 1331 01:11:16,096 --> 01:11:17,706 ♪ Wait! ♪ 1332 01:11:17,778 --> 01:11:19,926 Sarafina, be careful. 1333 01:11:19,974 --> 01:11:21,216 You'll fall again. 1334 01:11:21,262 --> 01:11:23,655 - The teacher rating is online, eh? - No? 1335 01:11:23,695 --> 01:11:26,066 We are very interested in that. 1336 01:11:28,197 --> 01:11:29,452 My dears. 1337 01:11:29,483 --> 01:11:30,936 The teacher rating is online. 1338 01:11:30,975 --> 01:11:32,522 It is online. 1339 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:34,336 Stay calm. 1340 01:11:36,423 --> 01:11:38,095 Hottest teacher... 1341 01:11:39,602 --> 01:11:41,618 Me! Oh, yeah! 1342 01:11:41,782 --> 01:11:44,446 - Yes. Ms. Gerster. - Yes? 1343 01:11:44,524 --> 01:11:46,360 You are the biggest nightmare. 1344 01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:49,524 I said I'd get the title again. Alrun. 1345 01:11:49,735 --> 01:11:51,352 Who's coolest teacher? 1346 01:11:52,753 --> 01:11:54,173 Mr. Miller. 1347 01:11:55,345 --> 01:11:57,782 And, who's the sweetest teacher? 1348 01:11:59,892 --> 01:12:01,259 Mr. Miller. 1349 01:12:03,254 --> 01:12:05,160 And among the women. 1350 01:12:05,528 --> 01:12:06,559 Oh! 1351 01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:07,629 Me! 1352 01:12:07,668 --> 01:12:09,629 Hey there, surprise! 1353 01:12:10,012 --> 01:12:11,293 Congratulations! 1354 01:12:11,387 --> 01:12:12,785 We'll drink to that, eh? 1355 01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:13,936 Uh, yes, no. 1356 01:12:13,991 --> 01:12:15,850 I need to go get the overhead projector. 1357 01:12:15,889 --> 01:12:17,162 Go ahead. 1358 01:12:19,211 --> 01:12:20,944 So, I said... 1359 01:12:23,608 --> 01:12:24,757 Oh. 1360 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:27,811 You're not seriously crying over the student ranking? 1361 01:12:27,842 --> 01:12:29,733 The student ranking. 1362 01:12:30,186 --> 01:12:32,314 I was never voted for most anything. 1363 01:12:32,377 --> 01:12:33,892 I've never been anything. 1364 01:12:33,962 --> 01:12:37,387 Most beloved teacher, prettiest teacher, teacher with the nicest smile. 1365 01:12:37,442 --> 01:12:38,449 Nothing. 1366 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:42,129 I've never even been strictest teacher or meanest teacher. 1367 01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:43,660 I'm just air. 1368 01:12:46,962 --> 01:12:48,806 It doesn't matter if they like you. 1369 01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:50,501 No, it matters. 1370 01:12:50,626 --> 01:12:53,165 It's a compliment, the only review of us. 1371 01:12:53,197 --> 01:12:54,415 The only one that counts. 1372 01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:56,438 What the students think counts. 1373 01:12:57,964 --> 01:12:59,424 They think you're funny, that's why. 1374 01:12:59,455 --> 01:13:00,924 You mean witty? 1375 01:13:01,050 --> 01:13:03,120 There's no category for that. 1376 01:13:03,229 --> 01:13:04,909 Cant you talk to them? 1377 01:13:04,956 --> 01:13:07,291 Gerster is making me test the 10b class, 1378 01:13:07,331 --> 01:13:09,650 because so many of mine have mumps. 1379 01:13:09,736 --> 01:13:11,541 They're going to... 1380 01:13:11,767 --> 01:13:13,080 to whack me. 1381 01:13:13,470 --> 01:13:16,503 It'll all be deducted from my final grade, if I mess it up. 1382 01:13:16,535 --> 01:13:18,044 I could blackmail them or something. 1383 01:13:18,075 --> 01:13:19,333 No. 1384 01:13:19,410 --> 01:13:22,331 I want them to respect me. Voluntary. 1385 01:13:22,463 --> 01:13:24,042 Nobody says "whack". 1386 01:13:24,223 --> 01:13:25,504 Oh. 1387 01:13:29,362 --> 01:13:30,987 But "Yolo" is okay, right? 1388 01:13:33,605 --> 01:13:36,644 Ms. Schnabelstedt wants to do the whole train with you. 1389 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,662 What does "whole train" mean? 1390 01:13:38,687 --> 01:13:40,553 We spray the entire train. 1391 01:13:40,592 --> 01:13:42,880 The entire train? What about the law? 1392 01:13:42,912 --> 01:13:44,789 That's exactly why it's cool. 1393 01:13:44,844 --> 01:13:47,531 The beautiful train, it's still new. 1394 01:13:48,734 --> 01:13:49,774 Uh... 1395 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,945 Excuse me, we have class here now. 1396 01:13:52,021 --> 01:13:53,419 - Huh? - This is our train. 1397 01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:57,271 We could call the police, or you could just move over one track. 1398 01:13:57,317 --> 01:14:00,418 I need to finish here on time. I'm not here for fun. 1399 01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:03,656 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 1400 01:14:03,688 --> 01:14:04,835 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 1401 01:14:04,867 --> 01:14:06,195 - Keep going. ♪ - We're moving it ♪ 1402 01:14:06,220 --> 01:14:07,302 ♪ We can never go back ♪ 1403 01:14:07,328 --> 01:14:09,287 ♪ Jump to the Bottom let me get a Fuck Yeah ♪ 1404 01:14:09,339 --> 01:14:11,109 ♪ I'm about to leak the Space ♪ 1405 01:14:11,162 --> 01:14:12,971 ♪ And before that I touch you so you live ♪ 1406 01:14:13,010 --> 01:14:15,328 ♪ I'm a living, I'm a living, I'm a living a good life ♪ 1407 01:14:15,353 --> 01:14:16,654 ♪ Like I'm a Star ♪ 1408 01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:19,151 ♪ And nobody, and nobody, and nobody can stop me ♪ 1409 01:14:19,206 --> 01:14:20,730 ♪ I'm way too fast ♪ 1410 01:14:20,747 --> 01:14:22,535 ♪ Come around 'n around 'n around 'n around ♪ 1411 01:14:22,597 --> 01:14:24,183 ♪ 'cause the party won't stop tonight ♪ 1412 01:14:24,223 --> 01:14:26,327 ♪ Hips getting down 'n down 'n down 'n down ♪ 1413 01:14:26,352 --> 01:14:28,725 ♪ - When I'm stepping on the mic ♪ - Hey, Danger, come here. 1414 01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:30,267 Not bad. 1415 01:14:30,801 --> 01:14:33,770 Totally cool, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Totally Instagram. 1416 01:14:34,535 --> 01:14:35,715 Thanks. 1417 01:14:36,027 --> 01:14:37,191 Yeah, um... 1418 01:14:37,234 --> 01:14:38,627 So, shall we... 1419 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:41,869 look at your work and critique it together? 1420 01:14:42,721 --> 01:14:44,353 Swag, eh? 1421 01:14:44,791 --> 01:14:46,982 Mmm-hmm. Swagetti Yolognese, Burak. 1422 01:14:51,414 --> 01:14:53,984 Luckily, you're not in my English class. 1423 01:14:54,094 --> 01:14:55,234 Huh? 1424 01:14:55,326 --> 01:14:57,179 How would you grade it, Burak? 1425 01:14:57,218 --> 01:15:00,069 - Hey, an A, of course. - Don't know about that. 1426 01:15:00,102 --> 01:15:02,571 - Shit! Cops. Scramble! - Police! Freeze! 1427 01:15:03,736 --> 01:15:05,305 Freeze! 1428 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:07,227 ♪ Hips getting down 'n down 'n down 'n down ♪ 1429 01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:08,854 ♪ - When I'm stepping on the mic ♪ 1430 01:15:08,885 --> 01:15:11,166 ♪ Say Yeah ♪ ♪ I'm Higher, I'm fine now ♪ 1431 01:15:11,205 --> 01:15:13,362 ♪ - Come on. ♪ ♪ - I'm really about to touch the sky ♪ 1432 01:15:13,408 --> 01:15:15,032 ♪ I'm fame, my gain ♪ 1433 01:15:15,072 --> 01:15:16,900 ♪ perfect Picture looks something same ♪ 1434 01:15:16,942 --> 01:15:19,582 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 1435 01:15:20,700 --> 01:15:22,903 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 1436 01:15:22,973 --> 01:15:25,223 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 1437 01:15:25,419 --> 01:15:26,546 Okay. 1438 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:35,772 This is not the first time you've run from the police, is it? 1439 01:15:37,257 --> 01:15:38,741 I stole a CD once. 1440 01:15:45,329 --> 01:15:47,719 The hazardous waste must go to the recycling station. 1441 01:15:48,704 --> 01:15:51,657 Hey, how about a "Thank you" for polishing your image? 1442 01:15:55,953 --> 01:15:58,125 I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller. 1443 01:15:58,173 --> 01:16:00,242 I almost saw teacher sex. 1444 01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,670 - Hey, there! - Hey, there! 1445 01:16:10,076 --> 01:16:12,732 Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt, teachers' test today, eh? 1446 01:16:13,826 --> 01:16:15,974 Yeah, yeah. Exactly, Burak. 1447 01:16:16,474 --> 01:16:17,810 Cool. 1448 01:16:17,856 --> 01:16:20,692 Good morning. 1449 01:16:20,739 --> 01:16:24,653 I brought 2 pictures and I'd like to discuss them in the context 1450 01:16:24,708 --> 01:16:26,372 of Schiller's "The Robbers". 1451 01:16:26,802 --> 01:16:29,755 Uh, can I turn on the projector first? 1452 01:16:33,126 --> 01:16:37,798 ♪ We'll be living on an all time high ♪ 1453 01:16:37,853 --> 01:16:39,369 ♪ I'm trying to keep it ♪ 1454 01:16:39,408 --> 01:16:42,947 ♪ We have learnt to walk but now it's time to run ♪ 1455 01:16:42,986 --> 01:16:44,447 ♪ A change is gonna come ♪ 1456 01:16:44,478 --> 01:16:48,257 ♪ Living on an all time high ♪ 1457 01:16:48,297 --> 01:16:50,038 ♪ I'm gonna live it ♪ 1458 01:16:50,078 --> 01:16:53,546 ♪ First thought we couldn't but it can be done ♪ 1459 01:16:53,601 --> 01:16:55,609 ♪ Change is gonna come ♪ 1460 01:16:55,634 --> 01:16:56,861 ♪ Ready ♪ 1461 01:16:56,908 --> 01:16:58,018 ♪ Running ♪ 1462 01:16:58,085 --> 01:17:00,806 ♪ Faster, faster it's coming ♪ 1463 01:17:00,890 --> 01:17:04,054 ♪ Living on an all time high ♪ 1464 01:17:04,094 --> 01:17:05,815 ♪ I'm gonna live it ♪ 1465 01:17:06,335 --> 01:17:08,273 Thank you, class. 1466 01:17:10,220 --> 01:17:12,611 Not bad. Ms. Schnabelstedt, not bad. 1467 01:17:12,642 --> 01:17:15,978 It seems you do have some ability to assert yourself. 1468 01:17:16,049 --> 01:17:17,097 I'm glad. 1469 01:17:17,128 --> 01:17:18,175 Good. 1470 01:17:18,206 --> 01:17:19,807 Thank you very much. 1471 01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:24,551 Uh, and why were you so nice? 1472 01:17:24,582 --> 01:17:27,199 Because you and Mr. Miller are so sweet together. 1473 01:17:27,224 --> 01:17:29,340 If you hooked up, it would be so hot. 1474 01:17:29,379 --> 01:17:31,192 Not everything is hot. 1475 01:17:31,222 --> 01:17:32,904 You're so much prettier lately. 1476 01:17:32,951 --> 01:17:35,560 You wear your hair loose and... 1477 01:17:35,646 --> 01:17:37,014 yeah, beautiful. 1478 01:17:37,169 --> 01:17:38,545 Yeah, uh... 1479 01:17:38,693 --> 01:17:41,396 Thank God, private life and civility aren't AP subjects. 1480 01:17:41,427 --> 01:17:43,810 Now off to the schoolyard to exercise. 1481 01:17:44,123 --> 01:17:45,224 Uh... 1482 01:17:45,278 --> 01:17:48,130 Uh, Chantal, please, don't light up inside. 1483 01:17:48,185 --> 01:17:49,529 Okay. 1484 01:17:54,310 --> 01:17:57,037 Ms. Schnabelstedt, he's shooting the animals. 1485 01:17:57,099 --> 01:17:58,718 No, these are sex hormones. 1486 01:17:58,789 --> 01:18:01,023 It's always hard to get Llamas in mating mood. 1487 01:18:01,062 --> 01:18:02,945 It's too cold for them here. 1488 01:18:03,132 --> 01:18:04,546 I thought this was... 1489 01:18:04,578 --> 01:18:05,765 an organic farm. 1490 01:18:05,813 --> 01:18:07,977 I don't quite get the organic aspect. 1491 01:18:08,543 --> 01:18:12,546 Okay, kids, let's move on to the rabbits so you can sketch them, alright? 1492 01:18:13,367 --> 01:18:14,546 - This is disgusting. - Hey... 1493 01:18:14,586 --> 01:18:16,172 Let's zap Chantal with it. 1494 01:18:16,242 --> 01:18:17,461 Cool. 1495 01:18:23,401 --> 01:18:24,667 Hey, Chantal. 1496 01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:26,612 No, stop, you spaz! 1497 01:18:26,667 --> 01:18:27,777 No! 1498 01:18:27,839 --> 01:18:29,449 Ouch, outs! 1499 01:18:31,174 --> 01:18:32,361 Oh. 1500 01:18:33,392 --> 01:18:35,174 Was that in your ass? 1501 01:18:35,205 --> 01:18:37,392 I was trying to hit Chantal, I swear. 1502 01:18:38,387 --> 01:18:39,754 Zeki, where are you? 1503 01:18:39,801 --> 01:18:42,950 First, I think it's outrageous that you left me alone with your class. 1504 01:18:42,989 --> 01:18:45,100 And second, I've been shot with... 1505 01:18:45,265 --> 01:18:46,303 Ungulate. 1506 01:18:46,350 --> 01:18:48,077 Ungulate sex hormones. 1507 01:18:48,116 --> 01:18:49,881 and I would like to... stop that... 1508 01:18:49,944 --> 01:18:51,788 to seek medical treatment. 1509 01:18:51,849 --> 01:18:55,662 I don't think much will happen. In Asia it's a recreational stimulant. 1510 01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:58,068 - Yeah, in Pandora, eh? - Oh, God. 1511 01:18:58,130 --> 01:19:00,513 In Pandora? What are you talking about? 1512 01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:02,483 Hey, Pandora is in Asia. 1513 01:19:02,508 --> 01:19:04,561 Pandora doesn't exist in real life, Daniel. 1514 01:19:04,608 --> 01:19:06,868 So why was it in 3D, huh? 1515 01:19:06,907 --> 01:19:08,383 I'm so hot. 1516 01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:09,762 I'm so hot. 1517 01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:11,541 I'm so thirsty. 1518 01:19:17,287 --> 01:19:21,732 - What's happening to her? - I'm the hottest teacher in the world. 1519 01:19:23,303 --> 01:19:26,732 I hope I don't grow fur. 1520 01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:32,192 I can't stand having to shave every day, everywhere. 1521 01:19:32,231 --> 01:19:33,833 My back... 1522 01:19:35,242 --> 01:19:37,598 - and my bottom, my bottom. - Mmm-mmm. 1523 01:19:38,007 --> 01:19:39,781 Chill out, bro. 1524 01:19:40,630 --> 01:19:42,357 Oh, oh, oh. 1525 01:19:44,458 --> 01:19:46,372 Sleep, sleep. 1526 01:19:46,475 --> 01:19:48,483 Sleep, sleep. 1527 01:19:48,805 --> 01:19:50,415 Sleep, sleep. 1528 01:19:50,508 --> 01:19:51,516 Sleep! 1529 01:19:51,548 --> 01:19:53,922 Lisi, the dog was just playing in a shit pile. 1530 01:19:53,953 --> 01:19:55,320 What are you doing? 1531 01:19:55,383 --> 01:19:56,563 Oh! 1532 01:19:56,641 --> 01:19:58,930 Sweetie, let me sleep a little. 1533 01:19:58,969 --> 01:20:00,766 Zeki will play with you. 1534 01:20:01,594 --> 01:20:04,369 Child Welfare is coming today, about my guardianship. 1535 01:20:05,230 --> 01:20:06,839 Doesn't matter. 1536 01:20:08,902 --> 01:20:11,566 Dostoyevsky, let me in there. 1537 01:20:11,675 --> 01:20:13,435 They're already on alert, 1538 01:20:13,467 --> 01:20:16,347 because as a teenager, she was treated for depression. 1539 01:20:16,408 --> 01:20:19,025 Oh, yeah. I was very sad. 1540 01:20:19,464 --> 01:20:22,283 Teenagers are always sad, 1541 01:20:22,425 --> 01:20:25,697 because nobody likes them. 1542 01:20:25,869 --> 01:20:28,293 Have you lost your mind? 1543 01:20:28,715 --> 01:20:30,762 - Thirsty. - Hey! 1544 01:20:30,862 --> 01:20:32,244 Thanks a lot. 1545 01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:34,884 Now I'm going to end up in a home. 1546 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,439 Good night! 1547 01:20:49,997 --> 01:20:51,293 Mr. Miller. 1548 01:20:51,341 --> 01:20:54,097 - For God's sake. - One more won't hurt. 1549 01:20:54,122 --> 01:20:55,254 Call me Zeki. 1550 01:20:55,511 --> 01:20:57,161 I'm Isolde. 1551 01:20:57,312 --> 01:21:00,077 What a lovely name! I mean yours. 1552 01:21:00,154 --> 01:21:01,460 Are you from the Middle East? 1553 01:21:01,491 --> 01:21:04,030 Yes, but have no fear. I won't shoot. 1554 01:21:07,281 --> 01:21:08,492 Hello. 1555 01:21:08,547 --> 01:21:10,617 Ms. Schnabelstedt! 1556 01:21:11,199 --> 01:21:13,836 Your boyfriend just told me you were hit by a car. 1557 01:21:13,868 --> 01:21:15,649 Now sit down. 1558 01:21:15,988 --> 01:21:17,668 Are you feeling better? 1559 01:21:18,211 --> 01:21:20,859 Uh, yes. I really wanted to... 1560 01:21:20,891 --> 01:21:23,510 So, who wants a piece of cake? 1561 01:21:23,557 --> 01:21:25,073 Now, you are... 1562 01:21:25,112 --> 01:21:28,682 You didn't mention you were in a relationship. 1563 01:21:28,807 --> 01:21:30,135 I was skeptical, 1564 01:21:30,182 --> 01:21:33,049 you as sole guardian for such a young child. 1565 01:21:33,424 --> 01:21:35,105 And you're so young yourself. 1566 01:21:35,144 --> 01:21:37,391 But your parents would be very proud 1567 01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:42,129 if they could see what a wonderful environment you've created here. 1568 01:21:42,168 --> 01:21:44,590 Yes, we get along so well. 1569 01:21:44,622 --> 01:21:45,637 Oh, no. 1570 01:21:45,676 --> 01:21:47,191 Mr. Miller, no more cream. 1571 01:21:47,231 --> 01:21:48,473 Oh, no. For God's sake. 1572 01:21:48,663 --> 01:21:50,093 My figure! 1573 01:21:50,476 --> 01:21:53,429 If anyone can handle it, you can Ms. Sieberts. 1574 01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:56,624 But we were already on the first name basis, Zeki. 1575 01:21:57,344 --> 01:21:58,613 - Of course. - Yeah. 1576 01:21:58,664 --> 01:22:02,238 Now you two lovebirds must tell me how long you've been together. 1577 01:22:02,270 --> 01:22:03,506 Well, um... 1578 01:22:03,902 --> 01:22:05,465 Uh, almost, almost a year. 1579 01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,388 We met online. 1580 01:22:07,413 --> 01:22:09,748 Then I quickly applied at her school, 1581 01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:12,056 so we could spend more time together. 1582 01:22:14,673 --> 01:22:16,914 I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt, 1583 01:22:16,955 --> 01:22:19,230 I am totally charmed by your partner. 1584 01:22:19,816 --> 01:22:21,778 Plus, he's an educator. 1585 01:22:22,582 --> 01:22:24,597 I really can't complain. 1586 01:22:24,972 --> 01:22:26,404 Jackpot! 1587 01:22:26,730 --> 01:22:29,363 You could even adopt a few more kids! 1588 01:22:29,410 --> 01:22:31,800 - Bye-bye, Isolde! - Bye-bye! 1589 01:22:48,453 --> 01:22:50,601 Okay, I assume you want something? 1590 01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:52,518 Forget it. 1591 01:22:53,432 --> 01:22:55,268 So why did you do it? 1592 01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:03,358 Because I know how it feels to be alone. 1593 01:23:09,129 --> 01:23:10,215 Mmm. 1594 01:23:10,246 --> 01:23:11,876 Uh, thank you. 1595 01:23:12,347 --> 01:23:14,035 Still high on llama? 1596 01:23:15,474 --> 01:23:18,068 No, but I'm totally on substitute teacher. 1597 01:23:22,427 --> 01:23:24,045 Man, I'm leaving soon! 1598 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,568 You know that. 1599 01:23:36,822 --> 01:23:39,634 You have reached your destination. 1600 01:23:40,611 --> 01:23:42,726 Yeah, where, you bitch? 1601 01:24:00,732 --> 01:24:04,154 ♪ Well you only need the light when it's burning low ♪ 1602 01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:07,571 ♪ Only miss the sun when it starts to snow ♪ 1603 01:24:07,672 --> 01:24:10,828 ♪ Only know you love her when you let her go ♪ 1604 01:24:13,679 --> 01:24:16,999 ♪ Only know you've been high when you're feeling low ♪ 1605 01:24:17,124 --> 01:24:20,382 ♪ Only hate the road when you're missing home ♪ 1606 01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:23,830 ♪ Only know you love her when you let her go ♪ 1607 01:24:26,580 --> 01:24:28,993 ♪ And you let her go ♪ 1608 01:24:40,113 --> 01:24:42,746 ♪ Staring at the bottom of your glass ♪ 1609 01:24:42,794 --> 01:24:45,786 ♪ Hoping one day you'll make a dream last ♪ 1610 01:24:45,841 --> 01:24:49,926 ♪ But dreams come slow and they go so fast ♪ 1611 01:24:52,716 --> 01:24:55,332 ♪ You see her when you close your eyes ♪ 1612 01:24:55,372 --> 01:24:58,434 ♪ Maybe one day you'll understand why ♪ 1613 01:24:58,528 --> 01:25:02,246 ♪ Everything you touch surely dies ♪ 1614 01:25:04,387 --> 01:25:07,926 ♪ 'Cause you only need the light when it's burning low ♪ 1615 01:25:08,005 --> 01:25:11,075 ♪ Only miss the sun when it starts to snow ♪ 1616 01:25:11,161 --> 01:25:14,418 ♪ Only know you love her when you let her go ♪ 1617 01:25:17,244 --> 01:25:20,940 ♪ 'Cause you only need the light when it's burning low ♪ 1618 01:25:21,364 --> 01:25:22,692 ♪ ...heart ♪ 1619 01:25:22,739 --> 01:25:24,280 ♪ It's alive ♪ 1620 01:25:24,328 --> 01:25:26,897 ♪ It's pumping blood ♪ 1621 01:25:28,466 --> 01:25:30,583 ♪ It's your heart ♪ 1622 01:25:30,927 --> 01:25:32,350 ♪ It's alive ♪ 1623 01:25:32,398 --> 01:25:34,968 ♪ It's pumping blood ♪ 1624 01:25:35,210 --> 01:25:38,220 ♪ And the whole wide world is whistling ♪ 1625 01:25:40,380 --> 01:25:41,724 Thousand-eight-hundred. 1626 01:25:41,755 --> 01:25:43,247 Thousand-nine-hundred. 1627 01:25:43,272 --> 01:25:44,427 Two-thousand. 1628 01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,192 And 50 for the glass table. 1629 01:25:48,763 --> 01:25:49,786 Here. 1630 01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:51,278 Your new tits. 1631 01:25:52,388 --> 01:25:53,765 Really? Sweet! 1632 01:25:55,273 --> 01:25:56,726 Oh, I'll miss you. 1633 01:25:56,773 --> 01:25:58,750 No South America. I can't leave. 1634 01:25:58,848 --> 01:26:00,536 But not on my account? 1635 01:26:00,966 --> 01:26:02,497 Oh, Zeki. We've been friends too long. 1636 01:26:02,528 --> 01:26:03,607 It'd never work. 1637 01:26:03,645 --> 01:26:05,231 Because of the things here... 1638 01:26:05,349 --> 01:26:06,747 The kids, man. 1639 01:26:06,981 --> 01:26:08,739 I'm all they've got. 1640 01:26:10,028 --> 01:26:12,497 I didn't know they were all orphans. 1641 01:26:13,141 --> 01:26:15,680 Seriously. They're completely fixated on me. 1642 01:26:15,915 --> 01:26:18,852 Like little chicks that can only see their mother's ass 1643 01:26:18,877 --> 01:26:20,719 and follow it everywhere. 1644 01:26:20,790 --> 01:26:22,415 And you're that ass. 1645 01:26:22,524 --> 01:26:23,844 Yeah, exactly. 1646 01:26:23,876 --> 01:26:25,555 An ass with a heart, so to speak? 1647 01:26:27,363 --> 01:26:28,949 Shut it and give me a beer. 1648 01:26:28,995 --> 01:26:31,854 I have to finish "Robbers". I need to look every word up. 1649 01:26:32,445 --> 01:26:33,964 Is it in English? 1650 01:26:34,503 --> 01:26:36,019 No, German. 1651 01:26:38,347 --> 01:26:39,644 Don't know it, eh? 1652 01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,072 So, Moor or Spiegelberg? 1653 01:26:52,097 --> 01:26:55,368 Who has a better chance at middle-class life? 1654 01:26:55,447 --> 01:26:57,681 Karl. Spiegelberg is completely evil. 1655 01:26:57,717 --> 01:26:59,560 He's already done too many bad things. 1656 01:26:59,634 --> 01:27:02,236 Karl doesn't want to be evil. 1657 01:27:03,702 --> 01:27:06,085 Oh, my God! Was that right, Mr. Miller? 1658 01:27:12,580 --> 01:27:13,759 Boom! 1659 01:27:26,759 --> 01:27:28,720 Where is my push-up bra? 1660 01:27:28,815 --> 01:27:32,917 What for? You'll look like a whore if you squish up your mini-boobs. 1661 01:27:33,042 --> 01:27:35,206 I want my push-up bra! 1662 01:27:35,276 --> 01:27:36,628 Maike! 1663 01:27:36,737 --> 01:27:39,261 The nurse is such a great part. And so complex. 1664 01:27:39,331 --> 01:27:41,308 - Uh, Mr. Miller! - Yeah. 1665 01:27:41,432 --> 01:27:42,815 Are you going to grease me up? 1666 01:27:42,871 --> 01:27:44,425 Are you nuts? 1667 01:27:44,550 --> 01:27:45,901 There, ask... 1668 01:27:46,074 --> 01:27:47,080 There, ask Laura. 1669 01:27:47,105 --> 01:27:48,511 - Greta? - What? 1670 01:27:49,784 --> 01:27:50,855 That was fast. 1671 01:27:50,886 --> 01:27:52,972 Listen, I did Romeo and Juliet once. 1672 01:27:53,019 --> 01:27:54,050 I played the friar. 1673 01:27:54,089 --> 01:27:57,269 It was a little strange at first, since it was a male role, 1674 01:27:57,409 --> 01:27:59,167 but at some point it's really... 1675 01:27:59,558 --> 01:28:02,745 Uh, Mr. Miller said you should help me put on my cream. 1676 01:28:03,605 --> 01:28:04,784 Okay. 1677 01:28:08,787 --> 01:28:10,240 Mmm uh... 1678 01:28:10,310 --> 01:28:12,646 I'll just go take my seat. 1679 01:28:14,334 --> 01:28:16,255 You can use more. 1680 01:28:16,531 --> 01:28:19,500 Yeah, you need a lot. 1681 01:28:20,156 --> 01:28:22,430 Yeah, I tried a new anabolic steroid. 1682 01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:25,359 That's totally unhealthy. You know that, right? 1683 01:28:25,406 --> 01:28:26,648 Really? 1684 01:28:26,719 --> 01:28:29,008 I've always used it. Since I was 11. 1685 01:28:29,055 --> 01:28:30,602 Laura, come here, please. 1686 01:28:30,657 --> 01:28:31,985 Now. 1687 01:28:32,706 --> 01:28:34,221 Listen, Schnabelstedt. 1688 01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:35,823 Danger is mine. 1689 01:28:35,862 --> 01:28:37,698 He's Romeo and I'm Juliet. 1690 01:28:37,784 --> 01:28:40,445 So stay in the background or I'll finish you. 1691 01:28:40,659 --> 01:28:43,331 Daniel? Could we warm up? 1692 01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:45,987 Go get my energy drink. 1693 01:28:48,981 --> 01:28:50,161 No, Romeo. 1694 01:28:50,247 --> 01:28:52,911 I told you I'm not a one night stand slut. 1695 01:28:52,943 --> 01:28:54,200 Let me do it. 1696 01:29:00,062 --> 01:29:01,484 Here's your drink. 1697 01:29:03,947 --> 01:29:04,955 Attention! 1698 01:29:04,987 --> 01:29:07,752 Next up are the Leibnitz School and the Goethe School. 1699 01:29:07,792 --> 01:29:10,049 Children, please get ready. 1700 01:29:15,853 --> 01:29:18,407 - I'm, I'm nauseous. - You know Greta's part, right? 1701 01:29:18,439 --> 01:29:20,974 - I think so, but... - But, I'm... 1702 01:29:25,698 --> 01:29:27,876 - Juliet. - You'll puke up the whole stage. 1703 01:29:27,916 --> 01:29:30,063 I want to win. You go change. 1704 01:29:30,235 --> 01:29:32,204 What a shitty group! 1705 01:29:33,548 --> 01:29:35,696 But no tongue kissing, right? 1706 01:29:36,353 --> 01:29:37,923 Mmm-mmm. 1707 01:29:38,501 --> 01:29:40,048 Use your tongue. 1708 01:29:49,313 --> 01:29:50,602 Juliet? 1709 01:29:51,212 --> 01:29:52,915 Yeah, what is it? 1710 01:29:53,056 --> 01:29:55,188 Come down, let's chill. 1711 01:29:55,915 --> 01:29:58,220 I can't. I'm grounded. 1712 01:29:58,259 --> 01:29:59,954 That blows. 1713 01:30:02,939 --> 01:30:06,459 She's playing Juliet. A Schnabelstedt has never done that. 1714 01:30:06,730 --> 01:30:08,534 Oh, wait. Is she dead? 1715 01:30:08,607 --> 01:30:10,920 Why did you overdose? 1716 01:30:10,990 --> 01:30:13,287 Let there be coke left on your lips! 1717 01:30:17,725 --> 01:30:19,100 Don't laugh. 1718 01:30:21,850 --> 01:30:24,147 Then I want to die too! 1719 01:30:39,821 --> 01:30:41,212 Romeo! 1720 01:30:41,911 --> 01:30:43,480 Frigging junkie. 1721 01:30:46,535 --> 01:30:48,710 Fuck, I thought you were dead. 1722 01:30:48,863 --> 01:30:50,558 Didn't you get my text message? 1723 01:30:50,598 --> 01:30:51,824 No, man. 1724 01:30:51,874 --> 01:30:53,345 Then I must be out of credit. 1725 01:30:53,392 --> 01:30:55,689 Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked. 1726 01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:58,384 - I should have listened to you. - Yeah, you should have. 1727 01:31:06,311 --> 01:31:08,405 I never thought you'd do it so well. 1728 01:31:08,748 --> 01:31:10,537 It's almost a bit subversive. 1729 01:31:11,805 --> 01:31:15,790 And second prize goes to the drama club of the Goethe School. 1730 01:31:15,845 --> 01:31:17,313 Congratulations! 1731 01:31:24,955 --> 01:31:27,207 - Good morning, Ms. Gerster. - Good mor... 1732 01:31:27,552 --> 01:31:29,458 Thank you. That's fine. 1733 01:31:29,835 --> 01:31:31,942 Our first science fair showcase in 4 years. 1734 01:31:31,981 --> 01:31:33,825 Since the dog-shit volcano. 1735 01:31:33,895 --> 01:31:35,460 What else are they submitting? 1736 01:31:35,507 --> 01:31:37,358 Uh, the robot, for example. 1737 01:31:37,398 --> 01:31:38,539 Mmm-hmm. 1738 01:31:38,616 --> 01:31:42,390 The teacher can communicate with the whole class with the camera. 1739 01:31:42,530 --> 01:31:47,087 You shitheads need to start doing your homework. 1740 01:31:47,407 --> 01:31:50,657 Uh, I used the sample sentences from Mr. Miller. 1741 01:31:50,852 --> 01:31:52,914 Ms. Gerster, now you have to try the mascara gun. 1742 01:31:53,001 --> 01:31:54,344 Yeah. 1743 01:31:55,094 --> 01:31:56,821 Is that okay? 1744 01:31:58,872 --> 01:32:00,463 I made it all by myself. 1745 01:32:01,825 --> 01:32:03,440 Oh, good, great. 1746 01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:05,011 Thank you, Chantal. That's enough. 1747 01:32:05,044 --> 01:32:06,979 - Yeah? - Thanks, yes! Great! 1748 01:32:10,716 --> 01:32:12,311 Sweet, Ms. Gerster. 1749 01:32:12,358 --> 01:32:14,053 - Total smoky eyes. - Yeah. 1750 01:32:14,349 --> 01:32:16,169 Uh, Mr. Miller, we need to talk. 1751 01:32:16,294 --> 01:32:18,520 You're contract's up, you know that, right? 1752 01:32:18,583 --> 01:32:19,974 Yes, I know. 1753 01:32:20,114 --> 01:32:23,708 Good. I suspect you're not a bad thing for this school. 1754 01:32:24,145 --> 01:32:25,630 Think about it. 1755 01:32:25,796 --> 01:32:28,499 I could get rid of Ms. Schnabelstedt instead. 1756 01:32:29,968 --> 01:32:31,491 No, don't worry. 1757 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:33,460 We always need a few eager nerds. 1758 01:32:33,687 --> 01:32:35,632 Take this off, please, Chantal. 1759 01:32:38,231 --> 01:32:39,551 I, I don't know. 1760 01:32:39,575 --> 01:32:41,465 - It was only meant to be temporary. - Good. 1761 01:32:41,536 --> 01:32:42,856 Your choice. 1762 01:32:42,973 --> 01:32:45,348 Thank you, children. You did well. 1763 01:32:50,287 --> 01:32:55,177 Okay, inventions in the car. We'll head to the fair after school. 1764 01:32:57,716 --> 01:32:59,310 Bye, Mr. Miller. 1765 01:33:10,972 --> 01:33:12,206 Very nice. 1766 01:33:22,688 --> 01:33:24,383 Ms. Schnabelstedt. 1767 01:33:24,805 --> 01:33:26,571 Ms. Schnabelstedt! 1768 01:33:28,027 --> 01:33:30,698 Damn it! Come help me! 1769 01:33:30,753 --> 01:33:32,745 Go change, please. 1770 01:33:37,596 --> 01:33:39,698 - Did you hurt yourself? - Uh, no. 1771 01:33:40,073 --> 01:33:42,518 - Okay. You go change too. - Uh-huh. 1772 01:33:58,173 --> 01:33:59,501 Hello? 1773 01:34:00,861 --> 01:34:03,150 Where are you? I said be here at midnight. 1774 01:34:03,181 --> 01:34:05,978 - Sorry, I overslept. - Man, buy an alarm clock. 1775 01:34:06,072 --> 01:34:08,730 I need to fill the hole by the end of the week. 1776 01:34:09,376 --> 01:34:11,751 Shit! I'll have class in a minute. 1777 01:34:11,822 --> 01:34:13,447 Oh, oh, I have class. 1778 01:34:13,533 --> 01:34:16,595 Your camouflage is getting slightly to split personality. 1779 01:34:16,861 --> 01:34:18,759 I might have a job here, okay? 1780 01:34:18,892 --> 01:34:20,572 Oh, Zeki, come on. Forget it. 1781 01:34:20,798 --> 01:34:24,189 Let's take your money and go away, do some coke and party. 1782 01:34:24,501 --> 01:34:27,009 That's not me anymore. And I don't want to be that anymore. 1783 01:34:27,173 --> 01:34:30,486 - Come help me tonight. - What do I wear in a boiler room? 1784 01:34:31,017 --> 01:34:33,619 If the bookworm finds out I'm a bank robber, 1785 01:34:33,681 --> 01:34:35,095 I'm screwed. 1786 01:34:38,569 --> 01:34:40,272 I don't even own flat shoes. 1787 01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:42,326 What are you doing here? 1788 01:34:44,256 --> 01:34:45,287 Zeki? 1789 01:34:45,319 --> 01:34:46,959 Wait a second. Listen to me. 1790 01:34:46,990 --> 01:34:49,311 I can not believe it. Did you dig this? 1791 01:34:49,795 --> 01:34:52,803 - Yes, but don't get hysterical. - Why did you dig a tunnel? 1792 01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:55,975 I was looking for my money, buried under the gym. 1793 01:34:56,006 --> 01:34:57,319 You're a criminal. 1794 01:34:57,490 --> 01:34:59,904 Were you in prison? Did you escape? 1795 01:34:59,929 --> 01:35:02,336 I did my 13 months. And I don't even want 1796 01:35:02,367 --> 01:35:04,735 - the money anymore. - 13 months?! 1797 01:35:04,972 --> 01:35:10,261 ♪ - Broken bottles in the hotel lobby ♪ - Hey, just wait, please. 1798 01:35:11,042 --> 01:35:14,175 ♪ - Seems to me like I'm just scared ♪ - Bro, she's fast. 1799 01:35:14,214 --> 01:35:17,417 ♪ of never feeling it again ♪ 1800 01:35:17,699 --> 01:35:20,310 ♪ I know it's crazy ♪ 1801 01:35:20,341 --> 01:35:22,598 - I'm totally happy being a teacher. - You're insane. 1802 01:35:22,623 --> 01:35:25,880 Why? Our play almost won, and we might win the science fair. 1803 01:35:25,927 --> 01:35:27,412 Don't touch me. 1804 01:35:27,873 --> 01:35:30,123 Is that why you pretended to like me? 1805 01:35:30,984 --> 01:35:32,576 Was I a good cover? 1806 01:35:32,677 --> 01:35:34,476 Only at the beginning. 1807 01:35:34,547 --> 01:35:37,336 I wanted to tell you, but I was afraid... 1808 01:35:38,021 --> 01:35:41,380 Now fuck off. Or I swear I'll call the police. 1809 01:35:42,078 --> 01:35:45,773 ♪ It's time to let it go ♪ 1810 01:35:45,813 --> 01:35:48,313 ♪ Go out and start again ♪ 1811 01:35:48,422 --> 01:35:51,797 ♪ But it's not that easy ♪ 1812 01:35:52,883 --> 01:35:56,705 ♪ But I've got high hopes ♪ 1813 01:35:56,823 --> 01:36:00,448 ♪ It takes me back to when we started ♪ 1814 01:36:00,495 --> 01:36:02,808 ♪ High hopes ♪ 1815 01:36:02,862 --> 01:36:04,409 ♪ when you let it go ♪ 1816 01:36:04,456 --> 01:36:06,956 ♪ Go out and start again ♪ 1817 01:36:07,011 --> 01:36:10,136 ♪ High hopes ♪ 1818 01:36:10,206 --> 01:36:13,682 ♪ Ooh when it all comes to an end ♪ 1819 01:36:13,799 --> 01:36:17,573 ♪ But the world keeps spinning ♪ 1820 01:36:18,448 --> 01:36:21,614 ♪ around ♪ 1821 01:36:26,989 --> 01:36:29,815 Your parents will pay forever. 1822 01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:31,799 Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment. 1823 01:36:31,869 --> 01:36:35,049 - About the gym, I'm assuming. - No, no, that's been cleared up. 1824 01:36:35,116 --> 01:36:38,179 We dug a tunnel to look for Nazi treasure. 1825 01:36:38,436 --> 01:36:39,944 Excuse me? 1826 01:36:40,878 --> 01:36:42,788 Yes, and we're really sorry for that. 1827 01:36:42,813 --> 01:36:45,319 Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call our parents. 1828 01:36:45,359 --> 01:36:46,413 Expensive! 1829 01:36:46,438 --> 01:36:47,913 When is Mr. Miller coming back? 1830 01:36:47,952 --> 01:36:49,015 He's not coming back. 1831 01:36:49,077 --> 01:36:50,483 - So, the test is off? - No! 1832 01:36:50,523 --> 01:36:52,327 Of course, it's not. 1833 01:36:52,374 --> 01:36:54,999 Hop hop, to class. Chantal, Daniel, go! 1834 01:36:55,304 --> 01:36:57,186 - You take over. - Oh. 1835 01:37:02,216 --> 01:37:05,755 Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt, you have to tell him to come back. 1836 01:37:05,908 --> 01:37:07,041 No. 1837 01:37:07,119 --> 01:37:09,267 He lied. He used me. 1838 01:37:09,307 --> 01:37:11,994 And he put your future at risk. You'll all fail because of him. 1839 01:37:12,041 --> 01:37:13,799 What makes him so great? 1840 01:37:15,408 --> 01:37:16,704 He understood us. 1841 01:37:16,767 --> 01:37:19,251 Plus he is totally sweet. 1842 01:37:21,015 --> 01:37:22,460 Chantal, really. 1843 01:37:23,007 --> 01:37:25,351 So, this exam is your last chance. 1844 01:37:25,430 --> 01:37:27,975 It's good, man. Don't get so worked up. 1845 01:37:28,876 --> 01:37:30,132 What are you doing? 1846 01:37:30,233 --> 01:37:32,452 These are our motivation pictures, man. 1847 01:37:35,193 --> 01:37:36,802 Mmm-hmm, what's it supposed to be? 1848 01:37:36,857 --> 01:37:39,388 Yeah, the reason we want to improve. 1849 01:37:39,419 --> 01:37:41,357 Or people we want to make proud. 1850 01:37:41,419 --> 01:37:42,989 Mr. Miller taught us to do it. 1851 01:37:43,052 --> 01:37:44,630 He has one too. 1852 01:37:45,255 --> 01:37:47,185 A picture of a beer can or something? 1853 01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:50,153 Upper right drawer. 1854 01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:01,434 WHY? 1855 01:38:02,668 --> 01:38:04,261 FOR 1856 01:38:08,012 --> 01:38:09,309 Hello. 1857 01:38:09,817 --> 01:38:11,129 This is for you. 1858 01:38:11,177 --> 01:38:12,442 - It was in my locker. - Uh... 1859 01:38:12,496 --> 01:38:14,434 Please, leave my classroom. 1860 01:38:15,590 --> 01:38:16,996 I've known him for 15 years. 1861 01:38:17,035 --> 01:38:18,379 He's good stuff. 1862 01:38:18,442 --> 01:38:20,559 Or he'd have hooked up with me. 1863 01:38:26,134 --> 01:38:27,603 Don't you have class? 1864 01:38:27,986 --> 01:38:29,283 Yes. 1865 01:38:31,658 --> 01:38:32,697 Hi there. 1866 01:38:32,736 --> 01:38:33,978 - Hello. - Hi. 1867 01:38:40,250 --> 01:38:41,869 I've had the money for ages, 1868 01:38:41,908 --> 01:38:44,320 but I stayed because of the little jerks... 1869 01:38:44,376 --> 01:38:45,680 and because of you. 1870 01:38:45,758 --> 01:38:48,094 I wanted to start over. New job. 1871 01:38:48,203 --> 01:38:49,705 The money in your bag is a proof. 1872 01:38:49,737 --> 01:38:51,916 Pay for the gym, so the school doesn't go broke. 1873 01:38:51,978 --> 01:38:53,189 Keep the rest for Laura. 1874 01:38:53,213 --> 01:38:55,291 Someday, she'll want to go abroad... 1875 01:38:55,328 --> 01:38:56,828 or get new tits. 1876 01:38:56,969 --> 01:38:59,877 There's no blood on the money. So, don't flip out. 1877 01:38:59,909 --> 01:39:01,245 I'll manage. 1878 01:39:01,436 --> 01:39:04,039 I'm not good enough for you anyway. Don't let them fuck with you. 1879 01:39:04,102 --> 01:39:05,179 Your Zeki. 1880 01:39:05,226 --> 01:39:07,479 He'll do a break-in again if you desert him now. 1881 01:39:08,531 --> 01:39:10,617 You made him want to change. 1882 01:39:12,189 --> 01:39:13,197 Fuck! 1883 01:39:13,236 --> 01:39:14,587 Ha! You said "fuck". 1884 01:39:14,634 --> 01:39:16,760 You have to put 1 euro in the fuck frog. 1885 01:39:21,386 --> 01:39:23,275 I'd like to cheat now. 1886 01:39:23,314 --> 01:39:24,939 No, we're not allowed. 1887 01:39:24,971 --> 01:39:26,955 Okay, it's cool. What's up with you guys? 1888 01:39:27,002 --> 01:39:28,564 Fuck yourself, I'm not here. 1889 01:39:28,612 --> 01:39:30,550 Shit, his mobile phone is off. 1890 01:39:31,334 --> 01:39:33,178 I hope he's not screwing up. 1891 01:39:35,329 --> 01:39:36,607 What is that? 1892 01:39:36,678 --> 01:39:39,584 I made it for you in the burnout clinic. 1893 01:39:40,850 --> 01:39:42,412 Is it dishwasher safe? 1894 01:39:42,490 --> 01:39:45,889 - You think it's shit? - No, it's sweet. It's super. 1895 01:39:46,857 --> 01:39:48,411 When can you work again? 1896 01:39:48,474 --> 01:39:50,802 Just forget it. I'm retiring. 1897 01:39:51,083 --> 01:39:54,442 I have certification for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy. 1898 01:39:54,513 --> 01:39:56,599 Ingrid, who will take your place? 1899 01:39:56,669 --> 01:39:58,232 You've gone mad. 1900 01:39:58,271 --> 01:39:59,708 Find another chump. 1901 01:39:59,763 --> 01:40:02,466 And let's leave without a farewell-kiss. 1902 01:40:04,590 --> 01:40:07,824 Yes, I loaded all the pornos onto the FTP server. 1903 01:40:08,176 --> 01:40:09,241 Sorted by... 1904 01:40:09,295 --> 01:40:12,116 - Anal, oral, vaginal... - Jerome! 1905 01:40:12,405 --> 01:40:13,725 Can you track Mr. Miller's phone? 1906 01:40:13,750 --> 01:40:15,014 Um, negative. 1907 01:40:15,045 --> 01:40:17,991 But the robot's still in his car. It has a SIM card. 1908 01:40:20,243 --> 01:40:21,337 Ms. Schnabelstedt. 1909 01:40:21,384 --> 01:40:23,798 As I recall, you are supposed to administer a test. 1910 01:40:23,828 --> 01:40:26,173 It's an emergency. You have to take over. 1911 01:40:26,198 --> 01:40:27,751 And I can't discuss it right now. 1912 01:40:27,798 --> 01:40:29,056 Jerome! 1913 01:40:34,758 --> 01:40:36,023 - Class! - Yeah. 1914 01:40:36,094 --> 01:40:37,500 Yeah, yeah. 1915 01:40:38,783 --> 01:40:40,117 Silence... 1916 01:40:47,559 --> 01:40:48,876 Bro. 1917 01:40:49,587 --> 01:40:51,329 Time for a withdrawal. 1918 01:40:53,759 --> 01:40:55,137 Your gun. 1919 01:40:59,845 --> 01:41:01,517 Will it work, Jerome? 1920 01:41:06,894 --> 01:41:08,056 Zeki! 1921 01:41:09,579 --> 01:41:10,590 Excuse me! 1922 01:41:10,615 --> 01:41:12,443 Hush Puppies for 2 minutes, yeah? 1923 01:41:13,665 --> 01:41:15,459 OK, you had the money. 1924 01:41:15,537 --> 01:41:17,873 And you proved you're more than a felon. 1925 01:41:17,915 --> 01:41:19,584 What the fuck is this? 1926 01:41:19,736 --> 01:41:22,329 The gym is fucked up. I can't come back anyway. 1927 01:41:22,361 --> 01:41:24,829 The students covered for you. They love you. 1928 01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:26,384 And... 1929 01:41:27,103 --> 01:41:28,634 so do... 1930 01:41:30,264 --> 01:41:31,442 Zeki? 1931 01:41:31,746 --> 01:41:33,200 Do something Jerome. 1932 01:41:33,327 --> 01:41:35,999 I can try a satellite. But, that takes 2 days. 1933 01:41:36,046 --> 01:41:39,007 And I'll have the BND on my tail. 1934 01:41:40,934 --> 01:41:42,957 HERO SECURITY CASH TRANSPORT 1935 01:41:43,105 --> 01:41:44,850 Put the mask on. 1936 01:41:50,661 --> 01:41:52,124 Hello, Mr. Miller! 1937 01:41:53,924 --> 01:41:55,311 Who's the little motherfucker? 1938 01:41:55,351 --> 01:41:57,163 Shut up. Let me handle it. 1939 01:41:58,348 --> 01:41:59,616 What're you doing here? 1940 01:41:59,663 --> 01:42:01,616 We're shopping for tonight's punch. 1941 01:42:01,660 --> 01:42:03,077 Can you buy us schnapps? 1942 01:42:03,131 --> 01:42:04,702 You put alcohol in it? 1943 01:42:04,764 --> 01:42:08,225 We want to get Ms. Gerster drunk, so she'll sing karaoke again. 1944 01:42:08,664 --> 01:42:10,444 I can't, I can't buy alcohol for you. 1945 01:42:10,570 --> 01:42:12,211 Ms. Schnabelstedt would freak out. 1946 01:42:12,241 --> 01:42:13,437 But, it's the prom. 1947 01:42:13,468 --> 01:42:15,359 Please, Mr. Miller. Just once. 1948 01:42:15,444 --> 01:42:17,897 Do something forbidden just this once. 1949 01:42:21,071 --> 01:42:23,571 ♪ Her voice is echoed in my mind ♪ 1950 01:42:23,626 --> 01:42:27,572 ♪ I count the days 'til she is mine ♪ 1951 01:42:29,852 --> 01:42:32,667 ♪ I can't tell my friends 'cause they will laugh ♪ 1952 01:42:32,722 --> 01:42:35,251 ♪ - I love a member of the staff ♪ - Bro, what about money? 1953 01:42:35,313 --> 01:42:38,440 What about "the" money? Study the articles, you fuckwit. 1954 01:42:40,071 --> 01:42:43,846 Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year, since you always get the losers. 1955 01:42:43,878 --> 01:42:44,924 We'll see. 1956 01:42:44,980 --> 01:42:46,974 Will you shoot us with paintballs too? 1957 01:42:46,999 --> 01:42:49,704 - Maybe, if you're bad. - Great. Definitely! 1958 01:42:49,890 --> 01:42:51,540 - Hey! It is red. ♪ - She bends down ♪ 1959 01:42:51,619 --> 01:42:54,954 ♪ and shows me more ♪ 1960 01:42:55,197 --> 01:42:57,931 ♪ That's what I go to school for ♪ 1961 01:42:57,986 --> 01:42:59,916 ♪ Even though it is a real bore ♪ 1962 01:43:00,001 --> 01:43:02,204 ♪ You can call me crazy ♪ 1963 01:43:02,306 --> 01:43:04,361 ♪ But I know that she craves me ♪ 1964 01:43:04,431 --> 01:43:06,806 ♪ That's what I go to school for ♪ 1965 01:43:06,861 --> 01:43:09,064 ♪ Even though it is a real bore ♪ 1966 01:43:09,134 --> 01:43:11,158 ♪ Girlfriends I've had plenty ♪ 1967 01:43:11,251 --> 01:43:13,274 ♪ None like Miss Mackenzie ♪ 1968 01:43:13,375 --> 01:43:16,807 ♪ That's what I go to school for ♪ 1969 01:43:16,901 --> 01:43:18,682 Zeki! I was so unfair. 1970 01:43:18,713 --> 01:43:21,174 You were so great with the kids. You really helped them. 1971 01:43:21,203 --> 01:43:23,127 I got your message too late. 1972 01:43:23,174 --> 01:43:25,221 I'm on the run. Here. 1973 01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:27,310 Oh, God! It's all my fault. 1974 01:43:27,352 --> 01:43:29,088 I have to go. Hide this. 1975 01:43:29,159 --> 01:43:30,299 Don't look inside. 1976 01:43:30,357 --> 01:43:32,143 It's better if you don't know. 1977 01:43:32,592 --> 01:43:33,963 Zeki, please, don't leave. 1978 01:43:34,023 --> 01:43:36,541 - I like you so much. - Me too. 1979 01:43:36,867 --> 01:43:38,953 Promise you'll wait for me? 1980 01:43:39,507 --> 01:43:42,179 How long do you have to go underground? 1981 01:43:42,687 --> 01:43:44,202 Four or five years. 1982 01:43:44,545 --> 01:43:45,898 Okay. 1983 01:43:50,485 --> 01:43:52,164 Ouch! 1984 01:43:56,230 --> 01:43:58,153 DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT? YES, NO, MAYBE. 1985 01:44:02,951 --> 01:44:04,802 I knew you'd look. 1986 01:44:06,423 --> 01:44:07,649 Motherfucker! 1987 01:44:07,697 --> 01:44:09,994 But we don't say that in class, eh? 1988 01:44:10,525 --> 01:44:12,174 Go get changed. 1989 01:44:12,713 --> 01:44:14,994 Give me 5 minutes. 1990 01:44:34,726 --> 01:44:36,710 Don't you think I'll... 1991 01:44:42,620 --> 01:44:44,065 kiss you. 1992 01:44:53,328 --> 01:44:55,609 I don't want to be a criminal anymore. 1993 01:44:56,879 --> 01:45:00,168 - Because of you. - I'm not going to discuss it. 1994 01:45:00,215 --> 01:45:02,252 You can't teach anymore. 1995 01:45:02,291 --> 01:45:04,228 You square. 1996 01:45:04,349 --> 01:45:07,521 Why square? Why am I always the... 1997 01:45:11,777 --> 01:45:13,015 Mr. Miller. 1998 01:45:13,070 --> 01:45:14,366 Upstairs. 1999 01:45:14,554 --> 01:45:16,132 Fuck. 2000 01:45:17,210 --> 01:45:19,202 Do you think she knows something? 2001 01:45:19,444 --> 01:45:22,186 Please, explain what you did to that class? 2002 01:45:22,296 --> 01:45:23,968 - It's all my fault. - Oh, yeah. 2003 01:45:24,023 --> 01:45:25,491 I didn't stick to the syllabus. 2004 01:45:25,533 --> 01:45:27,116 Fuck the syllabus. 2005 01:45:27,179 --> 01:45:28,664 I didn't say that officially. 2006 01:45:28,733 --> 01:45:31,055 I've done this job for 25 years... 2007 01:45:31,171 --> 01:45:34,647 and I have never cried grading a German exam. 2008 01:45:34,687 --> 01:45:37,468 Now, look. Nobody got less than "satisfactory". 2009 01:45:37,615 --> 01:45:41,857 Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b moves to upper school, 2010 01:45:41,897 --> 01:45:44,743 we'll make top 10 in city rankings. 2011 01:45:44,913 --> 01:45:46,712 I want a cafeteria fund, 2012 01:45:46,751 --> 01:45:49,235 a new copier, and I want smartboards. 2013 01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:51,665 No more chalk fingers! 2014 01:45:51,813 --> 01:45:54,047 You'll finish out the school year. 2015 01:45:57,654 --> 01:45:59,204 I'm not actually a teacher. 2016 01:45:59,250 --> 01:46:01,290 I didn't go to college, 2017 01:46:03,290 --> 01:46:05,174 and I didn't have a high school diploma either. 2018 01:46:09,668 --> 01:46:12,274 Maybe, you could go to night school. 2019 01:46:12,369 --> 01:46:13,790 Yeah, exactly. 2020 01:46:14,751 --> 01:46:17,118 Then we wait 5 years until he's done. 2021 01:46:17,191 --> 01:46:18,370 Or until some... 2022 01:46:18,441 --> 01:46:22,128 enviro-idiot takes away my principal job and makes this a comprehensive junior high. 2023 01:46:22,153 --> 01:46:23,534 No way. Absolutely not. 2024 01:46:23,574 --> 01:46:25,027 Mmm-mmm. 2025 01:46:26,239 --> 01:46:27,701 And that means? 2026 01:46:29,325 --> 01:46:31,771 Ms. Schnabelstedt, you're a smarty-pants. 2027 01:46:31,870 --> 01:46:33,466 What's his GPA? 2028 01:46:34,677 --> 01:46:36,091 Uh... 2029 01:46:37,779 --> 01:46:39,123 A... 2030 01:46:39,372 --> 01:46:41,224 - 4.0? - Good. 2031 01:47:03,756 --> 01:47:06,139 Look here! It came out 2.9. 2032 01:47:06,170 --> 01:47:08,827 Congratulations on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller. 2033 01:47:11,094 --> 01:47:13,336 Advanced placement art and sports. 2034 01:47:13,446 --> 01:47:15,321 - Sounds realistic, don't you think? - Yes. 2035 01:47:15,569 --> 01:47:17,682 Good. When the year's over, you'll study. 2036 01:47:17,721 --> 01:47:18,987 Until then, you're a teacher. 2037 01:47:19,016 --> 01:47:20,487 You get 2000 a month. 2038 01:47:20,542 --> 01:47:22,034 Lying to me cost you 200 euros. 2039 01:47:22,170 --> 01:47:23,998 Isn't this illegal? 2040 01:47:24,045 --> 01:47:25,373 Right. 2041 01:47:25,477 --> 01:47:27,719 And what else is illegal? 2042 01:47:27,766 --> 01:47:29,445 Tonight's prom. 2043 01:47:29,492 --> 01:47:31,274 And I'm still not drunk enough 2044 01:47:31,328 --> 01:47:35,276 to pick up a certain single father. 2045 01:47:35,329 --> 01:47:38,012 - But, Ms. Gerster... - Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up. 2046 01:47:39,229 --> 01:47:40,282 We teachers... 2047 01:47:40,321 --> 01:47:42,220 are made fools of every day. 2048 01:47:42,290 --> 01:47:43,360 From time to time,... 2049 01:47:43,423 --> 01:47:45,064 we need to strike back. 2050 01:47:45,282 --> 01:47:47,212 See you. Assapissimo. 2051 01:47:47,266 --> 01:47:49,344 Drunk... At the bar. 2052 01:47:49,423 --> 01:47:52,644 It's not funny. Other people study for that. 2053 01:47:52,761 --> 01:47:54,550 I have a natural talent. 2054 01:47:54,745 --> 01:47:57,777 Tomorrow, we'll go through the syllabus, before you do anything in class. 2055 01:47:57,870 --> 01:47:59,519 Hey, Schnabelstedt. 2056 01:47:59,956 --> 01:48:01,005 Think about it. 2057 01:48:01,061 --> 01:48:04,131 From now on, you can torture me, make me read books, 2058 01:48:04,175 --> 01:48:07,896 and fuck me in free periods, until civil service status do us part. 2059 01:48:08,567 --> 01:48:09,886 Okay. 2060 01:48:10,952 --> 01:48:12,889 Whoa! Mr. Miller! 2061 01:48:15,569 --> 01:48:17,102 Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt. 2062 01:48:17,469 --> 01:48:18,493 Tell me... 2063 01:48:18,524 --> 01:48:20,227 Is there alcohol in the punch? 2064 01:48:20,275 --> 01:48:21,602 Elisabeth! 2065 01:48:21,633 --> 01:48:23,758 Just relax for once! 2066 01:48:23,822 --> 01:48:26,369 ♪ You know I love you ♪ 2067 01:48:26,417 --> 01:48:28,143 ♪ Better ♪ 2068 01:48:28,245 --> 01:48:31,010 ♪ Better than you once knew ♪ 2069 01:48:31,143 --> 01:48:33,417 ♪ And if you're cheating ♪ 2070 01:48:33,471 --> 01:48:35,763 ♪ Cheat on, yeah ♪ 2071 01:48:35,794 --> 01:48:38,669 ♪ But I would never cheat on you ♪ 2072 01:48:39,005 --> 01:48:41,286 ♪ Yeah, I could love you ♪ 2073 01:48:41,567 --> 01:48:43,497 ♪ Better ♪ 2074 01:48:43,638 --> 01:48:46,341 ♪ Better than you once knew ♪ 2075 01:48:46,700 --> 01:48:48,880 ♪ And if you're cheating ♪ 2076 01:48:48,927 --> 01:48:51,028 ♪ Cheat on, yeah ♪ 2077 01:48:51,161 --> 01:48:53,536 ♪ Cause cheating's just the thing you do ♪ 2078 01:48:53,568 --> 01:48:56,013 ♪ It's just a thing you do ♪ 2079 01:49:02,031 --> 01:49:04,437 ♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪ 2080 01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:10,135 ♪ Her voice is echoed in my mind ♪ 2081 01:49:10,201 --> 01:49:14,273 ♪ I count the days 'til she is mine ♪ 2082 01:49:16,435 --> 01:49:19,187 ♪ I can't tell my friends 'cause they will laugh ♪ 2083 01:49:19,226 --> 01:49:23,251 ♪ I love a member of the staff ♪ 2084 01:49:25,376 --> 01:49:28,236 ♪ And I fight my way to the front of class ♪ 2085 01:49:28,275 --> 01:49:32,228 ♪ To get the best view of her ass ♪ 2086 01:49:34,606 --> 01:49:37,231 ♪ I drop a pencil on the floor ♪ 2087 01:49:37,263 --> 01:49:41,442 ♪ She bends down and shows me more ♪ 2088 01:49:41,809 --> 01:49:44,473 ♪ That's what I go to school for ♪ 2089 01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:46,505 ♪ Even though it is a real bore ♪ 2090 01:49:46,590 --> 01:49:48,770 ♪ You can call me crazy ♪ 2091 01:49:48,825 --> 01:49:50,965 ♪ But I know that she craves me ♪ 2092 01:49:51,012 --> 01:49:53,317 ♪ That's what I go to school for ♪ 2093 01:49:53,380 --> 01:49:55,504 ♪ Even though it is a real bore ♪ 2094 01:49:55,591 --> 01:49:57,786 ♪ You can call me crazy ♪ 2095 01:49:57,841 --> 01:49:59,903 ♪ But I know that she craves me ♪ 2096 01:49:59,958 --> 01:50:02,168 ♪ That's what I go to school for ♪ 2097 01:50:02,224 --> 01:50:04,528 ♪ Even though it is a real bore ♪ 2098 01:50:04,606 --> 01:50:06,731 ♪ Girlfriends I've had plenty ♪ 2099 01:50:06,802 --> 01:50:08,965 ♪ None like Miss Mackenzie ♪ 2100 01:50:09,020 --> 01:50:12,653 ♪ That's what I go to school for ♪ 2101 01:50:13,395 --> 01:50:19,551 ♪ That's what I go to school for ♪ 2102 01:50:25,650 --> 01:50:28,155 - Don't I get a kiss... - Sorry. 2103 01:50:28,202 --> 01:50:30,898 Welcome to our new... 2104 01:50:31,023 --> 01:50:33,109 - firefighter... - Cut. 2105 01:50:33,194 --> 01:50:34,484 Mr. Miller. 2106 01:50:34,562 --> 01:50:36,125 I'm sorry... 2107 01:50:36,601 --> 01:50:37,898 Hey. 2108 01:50:40,624 --> 01:50:42,898 Hey, Peter Parker, go get a TV. 2109 01:50:45,009 --> 01:50:48,681 There's a DVD ready... 2110 01:50:49,066 --> 01:50:51,095 Sorry... sorry. 2111 01:50:51,235 --> 01:50:53,071 And no children's films. 2112 01:50:53,300 --> 01:50:54,917 Oh, God! 2113 01:51:02,616 --> 01:51:04,749 So, who wants to be a drug dealer? 2114 01:51:08,937 --> 01:51:10,205 Forgotten. 2115 01:51:11,112 --> 01:51:12,280 Excuse me. 2116 01:51:14,595 --> 01:51:15,892 Sorry. 2117 01:51:16,513 --> 01:51:17,898 Who laughed? 2118 01:51:19,464 --> 01:51:21,633 - Chantal Ackerman? - Here! 2119 01:51:40,537 --> 01:51:44,178 School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits. 2120 01:51:44,318 --> 01:51:45,639 You may go undress. 2121 01:51:48,132 --> 01:51:50,218 Okay! Oh, okay. 2122 01:51:52,038 --> 01:51:53,460 Wait, wait. 2123 01:51:54,374 --> 01:51:57,124 Not yet, not yet. Go back. 2124 01:51:57,202 --> 01:51:58,327 Still rolling. 2125 01:51:59,976 --> 01:52:01,179 Chantal? 2126 01:52:01,250 --> 01:52:03,133 - Yeah. - Cry quietly. 2127 01:52:06,796 --> 01:52:09,898 They were making name tags and smeared, okay? 2128 01:52:11,093 --> 01:52:13,679 - That was you. - No. No. 2129 01:52:13,781 --> 01:52:14,843 No. 2130 01:52:14,891 --> 01:52:16,332 - I didn't show it. - Ask me again? 2131 01:52:18,002 --> 01:52:19,660 What's the question? 2132 01:52:20,379 --> 01:52:21,785 Mmm. 2133 01:52:23,254 --> 01:52:24,747 Oh. 2134 01:52:30,041 --> 01:52:31,374 Hello. 2135 01:52:38,006 --> 01:52:41,131 Laura, do you have to wear dad's old shirts? 2136 01:52:43,889 --> 01:52:45,850 Who's dad, man? 2137 01:52:46,412 --> 01:52:49,920 I feel like a technical... 2138 01:52:56,315 --> 01:52:57,714 Don't be so funny. 2139 01:52:57,761 --> 01:53:00,495 The things you find funny are weird. 2140 01:53:01,949 --> 01:53:04,550 Here, reading for the... shooting schedule. 2141 01:53:06,472 --> 01:53:08,832 Daniel, don't jump from the pool... 2142 01:53:08,871 --> 01:53:10,465 from the edge... 2143 01:53:13,454 --> 01:53:15,712 Unconventional... Oh... 2144 01:53:16,353 --> 01:53:18,361 I'm really worried... 2145 01:53:21,908 --> 01:53:23,290 What? 2146 01:53:24,352 --> 01:53:25,540 Keep going. 2147 01:53:25,610 --> 01:53:27,532 Now put the dick in your mouth. 2148 01:53:30,168 --> 01:53:32,141 - Can't believe I say that. - He's breaking up. 2149 01:53:32,188 --> 01:53:33,603 - Sorry. - Okay. 2150 01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:34,732 Really. 2151 01:53:36,199 --> 01:53:38,854 - Caro doesn't think it's funny. - 15, the best age. 2152 01:53:40,262 --> 01:53:41,864 It's a penis. 2153 01:53:42,278 --> 01:53:43,942 You'll never... 2154 01:53:45,441 --> 01:53:47,300 Put the dick in your mouth. 2155 01:53:49,066 --> 01:53:51,980 Could we blow it again? 2156 01:53:54,783 --> 01:53:57,924 - As if! - The guy's a killer. 2157 01:53:58,072 --> 01:53:59,462 Elyas... 2158 01:53:59,932 --> 01:54:01,881 - Underwear? - Check yourself. 2159 01:54:02,869 --> 01:54:04,861 Tighty whities? 2160 01:54:05,463 --> 01:54:06,963 Ew! He stinks. 2161 01:54:09,103 --> 01:54:10,697 What now? 2162 01:54:11,777 --> 01:54:14,652 I say, come down. Let's chill it. 2163 01:54:14,964 --> 01:54:17,401 - Chill it? - Yeah, chill it. 2164 01:54:21,823 --> 01:54:24,200 Romeo, you frigging junkie. 2165 01:54:24,496 --> 01:54:25,832 Sorry. 2166 01:54:29,074 --> 01:54:30,348 Cut, thank you. 2167 01:54:31,012 --> 01:54:32,489 Who's that? 2168 01:54:38,078 --> 01:54:39,111 Sorry. 2169 01:54:41,872 --> 01:54:42,937 Sorry. 2170 01:54:43,749 --> 01:54:45,671 - Is Ronny here? - He's asleep. 2171 01:54:45,773 --> 01:54:47,210 He's still drunk. 2172 01:54:47,445 --> 01:54:49,187 Say, he's still DRUNK. 2173 01:54:49,289 --> 01:54:50,749 He's STILL drunk. 2174 01:54:50,883 --> 01:54:53,485 Say he's still DRUNK, not STILL drunk. 2175 01:54:53,766 --> 01:54:55,021 Is Ronny... 2176 01:54:55,548 --> 01:54:56,618 ls Ronny here? 2177 01:54:56,665 --> 01:54:59,157 He's asleep. He's STILL DRUNK. 2178 01:55:02,040 --> 01:55:03,352 Is Ronny here? 2179 01:55:04,266 --> 01:55:06,313 He's asleep. He's STILL drunk. 2180 01:55:08,613 --> 01:55:10,255 New script page. 2181 01:55:11,466 --> 01:55:12,966 Do you need the question? 2182 01:55:13,020 --> 01:55:14,817 - If you need it, I... - No, I don't need it. 2183 01:55:14,849 --> 01:55:17,123 He's sleeping. He's still drunk. 2184 01:55:18,270 --> 01:55:19,653 Good. Okay. 2185 01:55:23,864 --> 01:55:25,653 Had I it written... 2186 01:55:26,005 --> 01:55:29,559 Had I it written, I would tear... 2187 01:55:31,901 --> 01:55:34,198 A little complicated. Again? 2188 01:55:34,542 --> 01:55:35,925 Ingrid! 2189 01:55:40,589 --> 01:55:42,191 Fuck me. 2190 01:55:46,761 --> 01:55:48,831 I can hear you. 2191 01:55:50,582 --> 01:55:51,933 Ingrid! 2192 01:55:52,121 --> 01:55:53,598 I'm... 2193 01:55:56,773 --> 01:55:59,015 - Here, your piece. - You forgot to spritz. 2194 01:55:59,124 --> 01:56:01,015 - Oh, yeah. - From the top. 2195 01:56:01,405 --> 01:56:03,116 I forgot to spritz. 2196 01:56:03,148 --> 01:56:04,515 Mr. Miller... 2197 01:56:04,663 --> 01:56:06,499 Mr. Miller, if even 10... 2198 01:56:06,903 --> 01:56:09,067 Mr. Miller, if even... How many? 2199 01:56:09,669 --> 01:56:11,006 More, more. 2200 01:56:13,489 --> 01:56:14,981 More, more. 2201 01:56:16,678 --> 01:56:18,455 That's all. 2202 01:56:18,589 --> 01:56:20,065 Take a sip. 2203 01:56:20,260 --> 01:56:21,666 Okay, now. 2204 01:56:23,494 --> 01:56:24,994 More, more. 2205 01:56:28,899 --> 01:56:31,547 - Sorry. - Let's do it. 2206 01:56:32,040 --> 01:56:33,274 More, more. 2207 01:56:34,188 --> 01:56:37,204 Shit. Okay, now. Really. It's not... 2208 01:56:37,618 --> 01:56:39,930 - Really. - It's not funny. 2209 01:56:44,610 --> 01:56:47,409 Stop it. Don't look at me. 2210 01:56:47,805 --> 01:56:50,126 My sister and I are orphans. 2211 01:56:51,305 --> 01:56:57,407 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 157341