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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:04,503 KYLE (V.O.) My rise to the top of the Haden High School 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:08,173 food chain happened faster than a three-second snapchat. 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,576 But it wasn't always that way. 4 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:15,247 A few weeks ago, I was just like you, then I updated... 5 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,650 my status and some pretty strange things began to happen. 6 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:22,755 I feel like I owe everyone an explanation, so here it is. 7 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:25,657 Oh, and by the way, I don't play hockey. 8 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:29,161 ( THEME MUSIC PLAYING ) 9 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,536 KYLE (V.O.) Or at least I didn't, until a few weeks ago. 10 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,773 Oh, come on, kid. 11 00:00:40,775 --> 00:00:43,609 Knock-knock, I'm invading your privacy. 12 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,377 Come on, get up! 13 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,646 You're gonna be late for your first day of school. 14 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,149 Ugh, it smells like a wet dog in here. 15 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,817 KYLE (V.O.) See that guy? Hey! 16 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,452 KYLE (V.O.) That was me not so long ago. 17 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:55,320 Listen, you need to finish putting this room together... 18 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,056 so when you get home from school today... 19 00:00:57,058 --> 00:01:00,225 I want you to start unpacking, all right? 20 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,511 Breakfast in ten. 21 00:01:02,512 --> 00:01:04,796 Wait, wait, Mom, Mom! I don't think I feel so good. 22 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:06,432 Yeah, right. 23 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:16,141 ( CALL RINGING ) 24 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,178 Hey, bud, how you doing? 25 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,213 Hey, Dad. Sorry for hittin' you up so early. Did I wake you? 26 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,348 Aw, please, don't worry about it, I had to get up early... 27 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:26,085 giant swells this morning, everything okay? 28 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,720 This place sucks. I wish I could be there with you. 29 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:31,356 Listen, you just gotta hang tough until summer, okay... 30 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:33,659 then you're gonna be right back here in Cali with me. 31 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,461 I love you, Pop. 32 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,162 I love you, too, man. Hang in there, all right? 33 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,202 Whoa! 34 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,137 Oh, well, sorry about that. Gramps! 35 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:46,772 Still getting used to having people in the house. 36 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,640 Yeah, yeah, I'll come back later. 37 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,745 [ANN] Maxi, don't play on your phone at the table. 38 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,115 I'm not playing, I'm swiping. 39 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:57,749 Swiping? Yes. 40 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,585 Get that app off your phone, young lady. 41 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:02,321 Put it on my phone, though. 42 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,257 Dude, you're gonna wear that on the first day of school? 43 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,758 This isn't Huntington Beach. 44 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,861 Okay, eat up. The bus will be here in ten minutes. 45 00:02:08,863 --> 00:02:10,429 I don't know why I couldn't bring my car. 46 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,531 Dad said he'd pay to have it shipped. 47 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,733 Well, I love that money is no object for your father... 48 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,401 because he doesn't make any. 49 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,670 Your dad's need to relax has gotten in the way... 50 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,572 of him finding any kind of work. 51 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,307 I get it, you guys are mad at me. 52 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,644 But just bear with me, just trust me. I have a plan. 53 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,913 This is better for all of us, all right? 54 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:36,255 Hey, bro! You need to drop the teen angst act. 55 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:39,691 Mom and Dad are over. This is the new normal. Accept it. 56 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,427 Look, they're only separated. They're not getting a divorce. 57 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,864 She moved 3,000 miles to get away from him. 58 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:49,701 To me, that screams divorce, but then again, I'm a realist. 59 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:55,440 KYLE (V.O.) No surf, no Dad, no car... 60 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,243 senior year in Connecticut. 61 00:02:58,245 --> 00:03:01,613 ( ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ) 62 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:09,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 63 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,792 [KYLE] 23? Room 23? 64 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,495 Does anybody know where Room 23 is? 65 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,597 Sorry, man, my bad. 66 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,800 Hey, do you guys know where Room 23 is? 67 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,235 Cool skateboard. 68 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,536 Thanks. 23? 69 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,904 Yeah. Isn't that East wing, guys? 70 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,573 Yeah, I got a class there. 71 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,840 Yeah, it's on the other side of the school. 72 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,409 I really appreciate it, dude. 73 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:33,312 Not a problem... dude. 74 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,383 Come on, come on, where is it? 75 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,353 ¶ The fourth the fifth ¶ 76 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,690 ¶ The minor fall The major lift ¶ 77 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:49,928 ¶ The baffled king composing Hallelujah ¶ 78 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,564 ( BELL RINGS ) 79 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:54,833 Hi. [MISS STACEY] Hi. 80 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,435 Sorry, I'm late. 81 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,836 Well, Mr... 82 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,705 Kyle... Moore. 83 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,506 Kyle Moore, I really hope... 84 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,275 this isn't how the rest of the year is going to go. 85 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,409 Mm-hm. 86 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,744 Please have a seat, Kyle. 87 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:11,984 ¶ I saw a sign of violence ¶ 88 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,855 ¶ I saw a sign of violence ¶ 89 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:17,990 Great. 90 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:20,292 ( BELL RINGS ) 91 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,349 Hey. 92 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,019 Hi. 93 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:50,889 I saw you singing earlier, you were-- you were great. 94 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,925 I was a little flat, but, thank you. 95 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,460 I'm Kyle. 96 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,062 I'm Dani. 97 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,768 Are you trying to make me jealous? 98 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,370 Brian, this is Kyle. 99 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,072 Kyle, this is Brian Massey. 100 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,842 Hey, man? 101 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,345 Are you making a play on my girl, Spray Tan? 102 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,914 Brian, I'm not your girl, okay? You're gay. 103 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,051 37% percent technically ain't gay, baby... 104 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,752 and you were flat again today. 105 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,387 Do you wanna win the Slam, or not? 106 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,022 Yes, yes, of course, I want to win the Slam. 107 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,791 Well, then, mediocrity isn't gonna cut it. 108 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,559 Okay, I'm not taking my shirt off. 109 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,628 I can not lose that much water weight again. 110 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,962 You need to step it up. 111 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:34,466 Are you wearing women's jeans? 112 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,534 No. 113 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,038 Yes... my stylist picked them out. 114 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,640 Dude, you don't have a stylist. 115 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,509 Okay, H & M had a flash sale, I blacked out. 116 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,946 Later, Kyle. 117 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:54,553 Don't even think about it. You can think about this. 118 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,956 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 119 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:12,738 Hey, Kyle, looks like you're acclimating nicely. 120 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,073 This is my boyfriend, Xing-Fu. 121 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:18,844 Xing, Mr. Unpopular here is my brother, Kyle. 122 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,880 Where are you from in China? 123 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,082 Oh, no, he's from Connecticut. His real name's Donald. 124 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,885 But he only speaks Mandarin, because he's so in tune... 125 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,754 with his Chinese roots. Let's go, Fu. 126 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,162 What are you doing at my table? 127 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,764 Sorry, I didn't know it was yours. 128 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:43,769 Well, it is, so beat it. 129 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,505 Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, kidding, I'm kidding. 130 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,673 You thought I was serious? That was awesome. 131 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,575 No, I'm not-- I'm not a fighter. 132 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,810 I know I look intimidating, but no... 133 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,545 I've never even been in a fight. 134 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:54,913 Well, that's not true. When I was in third grade... 135 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,683 this girl kicked me in the eggplant emoji... 136 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:03,622 and I just fell down and cried, and pee'd a little. 137 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,823 Thanks for sharing that with me. 138 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,725 Yeah. Are you really from California? 139 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,126 Yeah, I really am. 140 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:11,496 That is gnarly. Is that how you say gnarly? 141 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:12,764 Sure. 142 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,566 I've always wanted to go to California... 143 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,034 like just skateboard, you know, like down the Venice boardwalk.. 144 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,869 and like hang out with Snoop Dogg, you know... 145 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,005 Straight Outta Compton-style, except without, you know... 146 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,840 the smokies, because I have asthma. 147 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,842 But anyways, I can't go, because I sunburn easily... 148 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,677 and I'm not really athletic. 149 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,480 I'm talking a lot, sorry, my name's Lonnie. Oh, fist bump. 150 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,848 Sorry. Bro. 151 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,716 But everyone calls me Grimace. Why Grimace? 152 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,852 Oh, because everyone thinks I look like him. 153 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:37,856 I don't see it, dude. Dude... I sound like a Californian. 154 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:38,924 Yo, Grimace? 155 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,860 Hey, Derek. 156 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,495 I got a B-plus on my history paper. 157 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,096 Yeah, that's not good. 158 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:49,034 That's unacceptable. Stop eating, start studying. 159 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,504 Got it, dude. 160 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,773 You do that guy's homework? 161 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:58,109 Yeah, Principal Kim makes me "tutor" him. 162 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,579 He's the best hockey player in Connecticut. 163 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,047 LONNIE (V.O.) He scored more goals in two periods... 164 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,748 than any other high schooler in history. 165 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,183 He's got a Youtube channel... 166 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,152 and I hear the pros are watching him. 167 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,020 And then there's Charlotte, Derek's girlfriend... 168 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,122 hottest girl in the whole school. 169 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,225 The queen of Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook... 170 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:15,760 she's got like half a million followers on Instagram... 171 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:18,129 queen of all the hockey groupies. 172 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,165 They're expected to win the state championship. 173 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,101 We haven't won in like 20 years, so it's all because of that guy. 174 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,504 Yeah, well, I'm not a hockey fan. 175 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,038 Me, neither, but figure skating's cool. 176 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,740 I mean, whatever. 177 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,509 Yo, Grimace! What? 178 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,780 Chocolate money shot! 179 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:39,050 You got your milk all over my titties. 180 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:42,554 Did I forget to mention he has a really accurate slap shot? 181 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,957 He's good. Do I have anything in my face? 182 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,528 Oh, you got a little something right... here. 183 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,296 ( BELL RINGS ) 184 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,039 [DEREK] Yo, Point Break! 185 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,678 Hey. Come on, man. I'm just messing with you. All right? 186 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,179 It's nothing personal. 187 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:12,250 We just do it to all the new kids. So, uh, we cool? 188 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,620 Kyle! Look out! 189 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:16,721 Oh! 190 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,757 Five minutes for cross checking! 191 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,760 How's that locker feel, Point Break? 192 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,929 [OLIVER] Oh... Cali! 193 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,997 Hey, come on, give me my phone back. 194 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,933 Oh, you wanna call your mommy, Point Break? 195 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,067 Oh, you can actually use my phone. 196 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,702 Give it back. 197 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,872 Too slow. 198 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,640 They didn't teach you any hockey in Cali? 199 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,009 Come on, Cali Boy! 200 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,914 Give me my phone back. 201 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,150 Whoa, they teach you manners in California? 202 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,619 All you gotta do is say please. 203 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,027 Please? 204 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,763 That wasn't so hard, was it? Here, take it back. 205 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,868 Nice phone, you might want to get that looked at... pussy. 206 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,306 KYLE (V.O.) Mortal enemy, check. 207 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,327 Hey, man, do you fix phones? 208 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:33,732 Mm... 209 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,970 You're tryin' to lock me into a lot of do's and don't's... 210 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,772 right now, you beautiful angel. 211 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:44,843 Let me tell you something, in a former life, I was a wolf. 212 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,278 Hm, cool. 213 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:52,050 Mm... 214 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:55,754 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Your chi is way off. 215 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,355 Your chakras are not aligned. 216 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,793 You know what I'm saying? The feng is not shui-ing. 217 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,062 Uh-huh... can you fix my phone or not? 218 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,197 Yeah, I can fix your phone. Let me see it. 219 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,333 Okay. 220 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,336 Yeah, say goodnight... this thing's done. 221 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,172 You've insta-ed your last gram, tweeted your last twit. 222 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,375 I know, you left your whole life behind, and you're pissed. 223 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,712 And the kids around here, in pistachio khakis? 224 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,948 They don't really comprendo a surfer dude like you. 225 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,919 Am I right? Or am I right? 226 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,689 How did you know that? 227 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,124 Because I'm here to enlighten the load, baby. 228 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,293 Mm... 229 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:39,230 Listen, why don't you tell me what I can do... 230 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:43,368 to make your life a little more namasté. 231 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:49,874 I don't know. I just-- I want things to be different. 232 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,286 Let's fly. Do it with me. 233 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,755 I'm not gonna do that. 234 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,323 Then nothing's gonna change. 235 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:09,994 Don't be scared. Come on, yeah, yeah, there you go, fly. 236 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,764 Close your eyes. Do you know what's below you? 237 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,966 All the haters, and they're pointing and they're saying... 238 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,968 "Look at that beautiful, blonde bird... 239 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,303 with well-conditioned hair." 240 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,804 You know what I'm saying? 241 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,407 ( CAWING ) 242 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,909 That was intense, man. How do you feel? 243 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,011 Embarrassed. Great, me, too. 244 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,147 I want to show you something. Take a look at this. 245 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,183 It's my own social media app. It's called YOUniverse. 246 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,186 When you look at this screen, man, what do you see? 247 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,021 A blank page? 248 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:40,291 You're cute, but you are so stupid. This is you, dude. 249 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,328 Not the "you" you are, the "you" you want to be. 250 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,996 You can be anybody. 251 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,899 You just gotta fill this page, a new beginning... 252 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,534 you know what I'm saying? 253 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,269 Because when you put positive vibes out in the universe... 254 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,772 the universe listens. 255 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:57,876 Give me your hand. Give me your beautiful, soft hand. 256 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:03,448 Take this... and go... to your destiny. 257 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,551 Thanks. 258 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:15,193 ( CALL RINGS ) 259 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:21,966 ( PHONE CHIMES ) 260 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,940 We're all made of energy, me and you. 261 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,109 You've gotta be kidding me. 262 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,212 Whatever. 263 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:40,819 ( OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ) 264 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,926 All you gotta do is fill the screen, baby. 265 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,067 Pants up, hands where I can see 'em. 266 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,136 What do you want? I need to borrow your balcony. 267 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,171 My window's painted shut, and I need to sneak out. 268 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,906 Where you goin'? 269 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,475 Xing-fu's taking me to an Anime and Chill party. 270 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,278 What are you doing tonight? That's right, nothing! 271 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,546 See ya'! 272 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,352 ( SNORING ) 273 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:51,189 ( PHONE ALARM SOUNDING ) 274 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,564 Good morning. Just warming up the pipes, don't mind me. 275 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,938 Good morning, Sunshine. 276 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,239 Good morning. 277 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,275 You might want to take a look outside. 278 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,111 Is that my car? 279 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,579 [ANN] That just showed up on a truck. 280 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,515 [KYLE] Yes! I can't believe it. That's my car! 281 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,251 Yes, it is, and I can't believe it. 282 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,388 There's no way. Where's Dad? 283 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,156 Probably tanning on a beach somewhere... 284 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,459 and look, you need to get a job, so you can pay for the gas... 285 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,962 but I will help you with the insurance. 286 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:34,432 Okay. Oh, I knew he'd come through. 287 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,566 Yes! 288 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,570 Yeah, I thought about trying out for the hockey team... 289 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,673 but my physician said that I have the ankle strength... 290 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:43,241 of a ten-year-old girl. 291 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,676 But you know, multiplayer, online gaming... 292 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,078 is my real passion... it can get pretty physical, too. 293 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,513 Like one time, I passed out... 294 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,114 after 17 straight hours of Warcraft. 295 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,516 Really? Yeah, dehydration. 296 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,518 I went to the doctors and I woke up in the ER. 297 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,621 And then, I met my girlfriend through League of Legends. 298 00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,058 She's a bikini model, her name's Guadalupe. 299 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,592 Hey, Lonnie, can I ask you something? 300 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,661 Have you ever heard of an app called YOUniverse? 301 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:08,066 No, and I'm on everything, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest. 302 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,968 Sure, I only have like two followers, it's my mom... 303 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,637 and my granny, and my dad blocked me for some reason. 304 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,672 That's weird, why would you block your own son, right? 305 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,075 I haven't talked to him about that-- 306 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,242 Wait, wait, what's YOUniverse? 307 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,684 It's just something I read about. Gotta go, see ya'! 308 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:31,489 Cool, nothing, thanks for starting that conversation. 309 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,359 I'll tell Guadalupe about that. 310 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,527 She's my girlfriend, Guadalupe is my girl. 311 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,429 No one cares? Are you on Twitter? 312 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,601 ¶ We can find a way to break through ¶ 313 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,371 ¶ Even if we can't find heaven ¶ 314 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,473 ¶ I'll walk through hell with you ¶ 315 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,508 ¶ I'm gonna stand by you ¶ 316 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,044 Beth! Beth, thank you very much. 317 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,647 Um, I don't mean for you to take this personally... 318 00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,518 but that was... and I say this with the utmost respect... 319 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,389 like listening to two cats humping... is that fair? 320 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,190 ( CRYING ) 321 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,425 Thanks, Beth! 322 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,327 Enjoy the stage as you leave... 323 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,130 it's-- it's the last time you'll ever be on one. 324 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,365 Okay. 325 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,435 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ) 326 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,552 All right, off you go, everybody... 327 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,287 who didn't make it, you can leave. 328 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,289 Grab your-- there, yes, you're one, certainly. 329 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,657 Yes, you were terrible. 330 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,793 Okay? Thanks, gang, have a good day. 331 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,595 All right, Dani, Brian, I'm gonna need you up on stage. 332 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,165 Band and chorus, we got nine weeks to do this... 333 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,332 not a lot of time. 334 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,605 Excuse me... um, sorry. 335 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,141 I'm here to audition. 336 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,276 Okay, and you are? 337 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,644 [KYLE] I'm Kyle Moore. 338 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,779 Are you a singer, Mr. Moore? 339 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,750 Yeah... uh, I'm classically trained. 340 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,718 [MR. MOODY] You're classically trained? 341 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,655 [KYLE] Yep. 342 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,591 Okay, everybody sit down, we're gonna do one more up here. 343 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,160 You know where the stage is? 344 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,262 It's this thing. Yeah. 345 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,098 Have a go at it. 346 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,239 All right, hey, what will you be singing? 347 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,540 Singing? Yeah. 348 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:34,178 Uh, it's a surprise, even to me. 349 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:39,484 I usually just let my inner rock star do whatever he's feeling. 350 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,185 Your inner rock star? 351 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:46,524 Yeah... yeah. 352 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,726 BEARDED MAN (V.O.) We're all just made of molecules, man. 353 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:53,264 We're just energy. All you have to do, is soar! 354 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:57,468 ( WOMAN SINGING ITALIAN OPERA ) 355 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,490 ( SINGING CONTINUES ) 356 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,382 What the hell? 357 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,420 Quite a surprise, Mr. Moore. 358 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:53,758 My god, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen. 359 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,361 You must be a very lonely person. 360 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,666 Come back when your balls drop! 361 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,636 [MR. MOODY] Au revoir, mademoiselle. 362 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,838 Seriously, come back when your balls drop. 363 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,680 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ) 364 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,818 Dude, I am freaking out! 365 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,620 You gotta tell me what the deal is with-- 366 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,855 Dude? Dude? 367 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,558 Hey, dude... dude! 368 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,429 Huh? Oh... I remember you. 369 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,797 You're the angry kid with no friends. 370 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,799 Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay with me here, listen... 371 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,502 that YOUniverse app you put on my phone, it's insane. 372 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,973 It worked, the things that I wished for happened. 373 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,674 Right... 374 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,643 Then some things that I wished for didn't happen the way... 375 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,478 that I wanted them to. I know! 376 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,579 Well? 377 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,014 Let me ask you a question. Yeah. 378 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,416 If a unicorn wrote a tweet and then posted it... 379 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,418 and then he put it up and deleted it... 380 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,387 and then a tree fell down in the forest... 381 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,488 does anybody even hear it? 382 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,856 What are you talking about? 383 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,458 Listen, that YOUniverse app... 384 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,577 can you tell me how to control it? 385 00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,695 Can you tell me if I can take back something that I posted? 386 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,963 What do you want to take back? 387 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,272 ( WOMAN SINGING OPERA ) 388 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,941 Whoa, dude! 389 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,943 That's what you wished for? 390 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,812 Listen to me, man. What? 391 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:26,317 You can't change the past, that's crazy talk. 392 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,551 Is this forever? 393 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,353 Me and you? 394 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,489 No, no, I'm talking about the app. 395 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,657 Oh, the app! Yes! 396 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,759 All I know is this. Yeah. 397 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,929 The universe is changing thousands of times every second. 398 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,032 You just gotta update your status. 399 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,003 Update my status. 400 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:54,812 KYLE (V.O.) Update my status, the universe will assist. 401 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,016 My man! 402 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:01,552 Dad? 403 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,854 What's up!? 404 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,656 Hey. Hey. 405 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:09,560 I can't believe you're here. What are you doing here? 406 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,696 Dude, I don't even know. 407 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,798 I woke up and I was like, I gotta get out of here... 408 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,033 I gotta go, I gotta go, so I just did. 409 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,369 I don't know, I got on a plane. Boom, I'm here. 410 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,804 Wow. 411 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,372 Hey, why aren't you driving Born to Run? 412 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,674 Mom says I have to get a job first. 413 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,776 Heard that before. Listen, grab a sponge, all right? 414 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,878 Can't have ladies getting in a dirty ride. 415 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,347 You got it. 416 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,083 So tell me something, what's been happening? 417 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,886 Oh, you don't even know. I've been skating and surfing... 418 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:39,090 every day, 12 hours a day sometimes. 419 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:42,460 Hey! Anna Banana, how are you doing? 420 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,764 Hey, killer, you want to give us a second? 421 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,466 Yeah. 422 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:56,841 What are you doing here? You look great. 423 00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:02,747 I forgot what those scrubs do to you... so great. 424 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,950 I'm tellin' you, these waves were toppin' out... 425 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,486 like at 30 feet, 30 feet! 426 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,621 That's like as big as this house! I mean that's huge! 427 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,623 I don't think you truly appreciate how big this is. 428 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,859 Annie, give 'em the arm wave, show 'em, show 'em. 429 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,495 All right, this is me on my board, right? 430 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:20,765 This is the 30-foot wave, look at that! This is to scale, Maxi. 431 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:24,802 Ugh, ugh, shred, shred, bleed, bleed, pull, snap through. 432 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:28,439 Thanks, Ann. And they were just coming, one after the other... 433 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:31,108 and I surfed 'em, all day-- all day, Allen! 434 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,127 Into the evening, even... 435 00:23:33,128 --> 00:23:35,145 and then I fell asleep to the sounds of that angry ocean... 436 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:36,981 just pounding the beach. 437 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,789 It was pretty great. 438 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:48,826 Wake up the next day and we did it all again. What? 439 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,995 It was one of the best times I've ever had in my entire life. 440 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:55,132 Except for the time you and I rebuilt the Alpha Romeo. 441 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,667 That was the best time I ever had in my life. 442 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,968 Hey, agreed! Born to Run! 443 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,970 Born to Run! Cheers to that, my man. 444 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,539 Well, it's good to have you back, Dad... 445 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,607 now Kyle has a shoulder to cry on. 446 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,609 Maxi, chill out. 447 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,479 So, Darryl, what do you plan on doing for work here? 448 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,514 Well, I connected with an old skate buddy of mine... 449 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:12,450 who's got his own brand out here in New Haven. 450 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,853 He's gonna hook me up with a job doin' graphics. It's a real job. 451 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,555 So I hit the ground running tomorrow. 452 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:23,127 But tonight, I just want to say, that I am so happy to be here... 453 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,230 hanging out with that sexy, little surfer chick... 454 00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,998 I met 22 years ago. 455 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,701 Do you remember that girl, Anna Banana, I think her name was? 456 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:33,170 Sort of. Anna Banana. 457 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:37,975 Annie, Kyle, Maxi... I love you guys. 458 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,244 There's no other place in the universe I'd rather be. 459 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,547 Cheers! Cheers! 460 00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:45,749 Cheers! Cheers. 461 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,918 [DARRYL] Cheers, Allen. 462 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,190 KYLE (V.O.) So what did I do? 463 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,794 What would you do? 464 00:24:56,796 --> 00:25:01,966 All right, YOUniverse... let's make some moves. 465 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,149 Thank you, Doris. 466 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,619 I want another shot. Huh? 467 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,887 I want another shot. 468 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,155 Uh, you want a Castrato role now? 469 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,224 I don't think you're gonna like the requirements very much. 470 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:33,130 You... suck! 471 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,165 See? That's how it's actually done... 472 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,568 because I'm actually classically trained. 473 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,603 All right? Now get out of here. 474 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,544 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 475 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,913 Hey, can I borrow that? 476 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:53,050 ¶ One two one two three ¶ 477 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:58,055 ¶ Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh ¶ 478 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:04,728 ¶ Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh ¶ 479 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:10,134 ¶ Never had much faith in love or miracles uh ¶ 480 00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:16,307 ¶ Never wanna put my heart on the line uh ¶ 481 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:23,747 ¶ Swimming in your water is something spiritual uh ¶ 482 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:31,655 ¶ I'm born again every time you spend the night uh ¶ 483 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,792 ¶ 'Cause your sex takes me to paradise ¶ 484 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:38,062 ¶ Yeah your sex takes me to paradise ¶ 485 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:43,934 ¶ And it shows yeah yeah yeah ¶ 486 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:50,808 ¶ 'Cause you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven ¶ 487 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:57,948 ¶ For too long for too long ¶ 488 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:04,989 ¶ Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh ¶ 489 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:10,361 ¶ Ah yeah yeah ah yeah yeah yeah yeah ¶ 490 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:18,936 ¶ You bring me to my knees you make me testify ¶ 491 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:22,940 ¶ Yeah you can make a sinner change his ways ¶ 492 00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:30,381 ¶ Open up your gates 'cause I can't wait to see the light uh ¶ 493 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:36,720 ¶ And right there is where I wanna stay uh ¶ 494 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:41,358 ¶ 'Cause your sex takes me to paradise ¶ 495 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,895 ¶ Yeah your sex takes me to paradise ¶ 496 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:50,901 ¶ And it shows yeah yeah yeah ¶ 497 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:57,241 ¶ 'Cause you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven ¶ 498 00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:04,248 ¶ For too long for too long ¶ 499 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:10,888 ¶ Yeah you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven ¶ 500 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:18,028 ¶ For too long for too long ¶ 501 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:23,934 ¶ And you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven ¶ 502 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:29,339 ¶ For too long for too long ¶ 503 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:37,815 ¶ 'Cause you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven ¶ 504 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:43,987 ¶ For too long for too long ¶ 505 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,328 ¶ Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah ¶ 506 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,766 What did you think? 507 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:57,234 ( ALL CHEERING ) 508 00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:05,275 I had no idea what to expect after yesterday. 509 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,845 But oh my god, you friggin' killed it. 510 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,180 I'm so happy. I hated singing with Brian. 511 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,015 The best part was watching Massey freak... 512 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:15,185 and then Mr. Moody kick him out of chorus! So good! 513 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:17,121 Since when did my brother get so many friends? 514 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,923 And who has the non-dairy, chocolate, caramel latte? 515 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,326 That would be me, the lactose intolerant one. 516 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,895 Can't drink milk, because it goes through me... 517 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:28,031 like lava through a Philippine village, just-- 518 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,967 Just really thick. Would you like to go out sometime? 519 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,871 No, thanks. 520 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,405 Is it because of the diarrhea? 521 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,478 Brian's here. 522 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,384 Let's go, outside, you and me, right now. 523 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:48,952 Brian, just go away. 524 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:52,189 You no longer have the privilege of speaking to me. 525 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,424 And when I'm selling out the Garden... 526 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:57,361 you'll all be kissing my waxed, platinum butt cheeks. 527 00:29:57,363 --> 00:30:00,798 Brian! Zip it, GiGi Haddada! 528 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,833 All right, that's it! Kyle, don't, this is stupid. 529 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:06,970 No, it's okay. Let's go. 530 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,873 ( HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING ) 531 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:21,251 Brian! Brian, don't do this! Kyle! 532 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,989 [DANI] Guys, come on! 533 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:33,363 One rule... no touching my face. This is my money maker. 534 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:45,843 Whoa. 535 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:49,546 I am so gonna cream you! 536 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,916 ¶ Somebody turn it up Somebody turn it up ¶ 537 00:30:52,918 --> 00:30:57,888 ¶ Somebody turn it up Somebody turn it up ¶ 538 00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:02,526 ¶ Somebody turn it up Somebody turn it up ¶ 539 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,368 Be like water making its way through cracks. 540 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,070 [BRIAN] You're dead! Kyle! 541 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,454 Point taken. I'm good. 542 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,491 Here you go, Gramps. Thank you. 543 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:38,228 Hey, Anime, I don't know what's going on with this look... 544 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,529 but I am digging it, big time. 545 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:42,366 Our daughter is wearing a dog collar. 546 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:45,335 Darryl, um, how was your first day? 547 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:49,473 It went well. Yeah, it's just a wait-and-see game now. 548 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,041 What do you mean, wait and see? 549 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,576 I thought you said you had the job. 550 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,445 I do, I do, I just had to meet my boy's partner. 551 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,915 Big dog and pony show, you know how it is. 552 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:01,518 Don't worry, I got the job, okay? Hey, killer, what gives? 553 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,053 We were supposed to meet down at the skate park today. 554 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,688 You stood me up. 555 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,356 Sorry about that, I got caught up. 556 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,526 He got into a fight. [ANN] You got in a fight? 557 00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:12,362 Yeah, oh, yes. Maxi. 558 00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,464 You dropped him like a bad habit, too, didn't you? 559 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:17,401 It wasn't a big deal, Mom. Um, it is a big deal. 560 00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:19,236 What is wrong with you? Why are you fighting? 561 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,955 Relax, okay? 562 00:32:20,956 --> 00:32:22,673 There's nothing wrong with him, there's not a scratch on him. 563 00:32:22,675 --> 00:32:24,274 He's looking good, he's walking tall. 564 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,644 I taught my son not to act like that. 565 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:30,414 Well, apparently he does, and he wins. 566 00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:33,083 Give me some. 567 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,620 Mom, I'm fine, and it won't happen again. 568 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,323 Can I be excused? Where you going? 569 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,158 Meeting up with a friend. 570 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,060 Friends, singing in the chorus, fighting... 571 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,528 you're not that cool, dude. 572 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,964 Get out of here, have fun, enjoy your date. 573 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,465 Thanks. Thank you, Dad. 574 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,435 And try not to get in any fights. See what I did. 575 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,571 Hold on a second. Why don't you take the Alpha. 576 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:57,107 You're the best, Dad! 577 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,742 I am the best. 578 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,645 What? 579 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:04,247 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 580 00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:05,749 ( SIGHS ) 581 00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:10,754 Okay, where are we going? 582 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:15,092 If you could do anything in the world, right now... 583 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,660 what would it be? 584 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:22,132 I would... ride a Ferris wheel. 585 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:25,369 Really? Yeah, mm-hm. 586 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:28,071 Why? I love Ferris wheels. 587 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:32,309 I've loved them ever since I was a little girl. 588 00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:37,080 Well, you're in luck. I just happen to know where one is. 589 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:44,354 ¶ I know that we will last forever ¶ 590 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,257 Oh, oh, no. 591 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,397 Oh my god! You like it? 592 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:57,434 Oh, my god, this is so good. Where did it even come from? 593 00:33:57,436 --> 00:34:02,773 One night only... and it's all for us. 594 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,174 Come on. 595 00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:07,644 This is too good. 596 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,112 Hello. 597 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,781 Well, hi. 598 00:34:10,783 --> 00:34:12,616 Right this way. Thank you. 599 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,317 Thanks. 600 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,525 This feels right. 601 00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:27,397 Whoo! Yeah! 602 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:34,371 Yeah! This is so cool. 603 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,539 Yeah, it is. 604 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,307 [KYLE] Everything you wanted? 605 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:39,242 [DANI] Oh, this is like-- this is the dream... 606 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,211 I'm obsessed with this. 607 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:44,247 Oh, yeah. 608 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,083 Hey, how do you like singing with our chorus? 609 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,751 I like it. Yeah? 610 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:50,654 I just wish we were singing something more... now. 611 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:53,256 Yes. Or at least 2003. 612 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,759 Mm-hm. Mr. Moody plays it so safe. 613 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,628 It's probably why Hayden has never won the Slam. 614 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,330 Hm. 615 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:03,133 Man, it would feel so good just to win one time. 616 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:11,208 We're gonna win the Slam this year... I promise. 617 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,479 ( POWER WHIRRING DOWN ) 618 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,186 This is the perfect fall night. 619 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,524 I've never seen fall before. No. 620 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:28,725 I'm from Huntington Beach. 621 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,193 Well, you are in for a treat... 622 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,629 because nothing beats New England falls. 623 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,633 Have you ever heard of the Heavenly Pursuit? 624 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,401 What's that? 625 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:41,872 Okay, well, autumn is the time of year that the moon... 626 00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:45,242 after pursuing the sun since spring, finally catches up... 627 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:48,378 to her, but then he out distances her... 628 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:51,314 and the whole pursuit begins again. 629 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:54,284 It's kind of like two lovers who lose one another. 630 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:57,220 But his love is so powerful... 631 00:35:57,222 --> 00:36:01,391 that he spends his entire life trying to find her. 632 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,260 That sounds kinda tragic. 633 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:09,766 Yeah, I know, I'm a total sucker for a tragic love story. 634 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,335 But I think every girl wants a moon. 635 00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,539 Yeah. 636 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:27,951 This has been the coolest night. 637 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,619 Yeah. 638 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,761 I don't get it. 639 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,663 I've lived here my whole life and no one even knows who I am. 640 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:40,964 Come on, that's not true. 641 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,732 Hi, Liza. Who are you? 642 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:45,268 Lonnie Gregory, your next door neighbor for the past 17 years. 643 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,204 Doesn't ring a bell. Sorry. 644 00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:49,940 Course not, hey, thanks for not inviting me to your Sweet 16. 645 00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:52,876 It was beautiful from what I saw from the window anyways. 646 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,377 But that's what I mean, you. 647 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,979 You show up four weeks ago... 648 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:59,349 and now your life is like this amazing fairy tale, right? 649 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:00,984 I keep thinking about it... 650 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:04,221 it's a little annoying, actually, but in a good way. 651 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,456 Okay, Lonnie, I have to tell you something. 652 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,593 But you gotta promise me that you won't tell anyone. Promise? 653 00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:12,262 Yeah, not even Mom. You sure? You talk a lot. 654 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:13,663 I know I talk a lot, just tell me. 655 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:16,433 Okay, okay, I have a magic app on my phone... 656 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,402 and whatever I post on it... comes true. 657 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:24,608 I'm sorry, what? What? It's insane. 658 00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:27,644 Oh my god, I have the same app, I thought I was the only one. 659 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:29,412 [KYLE] Really? Yeah, no, dude! 660 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,981 Come on, you lost your mind. Lonnie, I'm telling the truth. 661 00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,716 Okay, fine, if that was even a possibility... 662 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:35,252 which I'm not saying that it is, how would that even work? 663 00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,488 I'll tell you, okay, so my phone broke... 664 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,756 so I took it to the mall to this bearded dude. 665 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,991 Bearded dude? Bearded dude. 666 00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,559 He gave me a new phone with this app... 667 00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:43,827 called YOUniverse on it. 668 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,595 The universe is always eavesdropping. 669 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,298 There's this unicorn and if the unicorn posts a tweet... 670 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,735 in the woods and then deletes the tweet, does it make a sound? 671 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:55,972 Oh, man, you Californians, okay. 672 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,341 I'm not crazy. I'm telling you the truth. 673 00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:01,278 It does sound crazy, because it's bullshit, all right? 674 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,879 Lonnie! 675 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,648 Look, if anyone understands the need for fantasy, it's me. 676 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,984 I mean, I spend more of my time on Azeroth than I do on earth. 677 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,819 But I don't go around trying to convince people... 678 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,521 that I'm Archmage Khadgar the Wizard. 679 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,423 Maybe you guys do things differently in California. 680 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,959 Maybe it's the avocados, maybe it's the stuff... 681 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,627 everyone's smoking, you know what I'm saying? 682 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,496 But we don't do things like that, no one-- 683 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,930 What is that? 684 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,899 This is a gift. This is my favorite skateboard. 685 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,468 Cool. And I want to give it to you. 686 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,404 What? I want you to have it. 687 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,773 It's for you, come on. That's so awesome. 688 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,811 That's the nose, that's the tail, and those two bolts... 689 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,613 are what you stand on. 690 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,414 Oh, I don't know, my ankles, remember? It's the height. 691 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,849 Lonnie. I'm afraid of heights. 692 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,318 Get on the board. 693 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,853 Okay, here I go, um-- 694 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,323 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 695 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,891 You smell like avocados. You smell so good. 696 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:50,960 What do you put in your hair? It's my hair's just-- 697 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,829 You're good. It's so high up here. 698 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,631 Does anybody get a nose bleed? You're gonna be fine, Lonnie. 699 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,366 How high up are we right now? An inch. 700 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,100 An inch, that's a lot. Just-- what do I do now? 701 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,837 You kick back and enjoy the ride. 702 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,672 Oh, my god, I'm getting light hands, because it's so hot. 703 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:03,973 Whoa, whoa! What's going on!? 704 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,875 I'm not doing anything. Why is it taking off? 705 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,812 Whoa, I'm actually skateboard-- get out of the way! 706 00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:11,414 Look at me! 707 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:14,718 ( ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ) 708 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,121 Whoa, whoa-- 709 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:26,396 Look at you rip, doggie! 710 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,565 Yeah! 711 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,133 Is that Grimace? 712 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:34,003 It's me, Lonnie, you don't know my name, that's okay. 713 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:37,807 ¶ Can't you hear what I say ¶ 714 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,810 ¶ Just get out of my way ¶ 715 00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:47,851 Watch this. 716 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:52,055 This is the coolest thing I've ever done! Like, by far! 717 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,691 It's the best day of my life! 718 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:59,696 Lonnie! Lonnie! 719 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:02,432 Lonnie! You all right, man? How many fingers? 720 00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:03,633 You have fingers. 721 00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,569 Come on, let's get you up. 722 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,504 You gotta watch what you're eating-- I mean, going. 723 00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,739 What do you think you're doing? You could've seriously hurt him. 724 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,609 It's not my fault he's fat and uncoordinated. 725 00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:15,712 Yeah? 726 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:20,150 Well, if it's so easy, why don't you try it? 727 00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:22,585 Or are you just some pussy in a letter jacket? 728 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,861 Look at me, I'm riding a skateboard. 729 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,630 What are you doing? Who's the pussy now, blondie? 730 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:35,965 Watch this. It's so easy. 731 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:39,035 Whoa-- what? Whoa, slow down. 732 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,471 Yo, what is going on? Yo, guys, stop this. 733 00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:44,908 Yo, Oliver! Dude, hey, dude! 734 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,544 Stop, stop! Move back away! 735 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,580 ( HORN HONKING ) 736 00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:02,559 Aren't you going to study for the Spanish test? 737 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,311 I'm just gonna wing it. 738 00:41:04,312 --> 00:41:06,062 Okay, wow, you know, you are the only person I know... 739 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,797 that never studies and gets all A's. 740 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:13,203 You write music? Oh, it's nothing. 741 00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:15,505 Sing something for me. 742 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,973 No. 743 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,675 Okay, shut your face, it's not happening. 744 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,444 Dani, I don't know! 745 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,111 I've never heard of the game Truth or Dare before! 746 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:24,647 What are you doing? My mom will hear you. 747 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,816 Dani, what are you doing? Kyle, stop it! 748 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,117 [DANI'S MOM] Dani, what's going on up there? 749 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,053 Nothing, Mom! Nothing! 750 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:33,923 Stop it. You're a freak. 751 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,625 Get over there. 752 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,663 If you so much as roll your eyes, I swear I'll murder you. 753 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,700 All right, cross my heart and hope to die. 754 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,505 Drowning? 755 00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,840 Mm-hm, yes, I know, it sounds a little morbid... 756 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,675 but it's really just a conversation... 757 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,611 between two people falling in love. 758 00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,881 Yeah, leave it to me to write a song that sounds like a eulogy. 759 00:41:57,883 --> 00:42:00,083 Whoa, wait, wait, wait, you gotta sing it for me. 760 00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:02,585 No, Kyle, no, you know I'm not-- Just a few verses, please? 761 00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:05,021 Just a few verses, that's all I'm asking for. 762 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,223 Agh. 763 00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:22,705 ¶ Seems like the love songs have got it all wrong ¶ 764 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,074 ¶ I thought I would fly ¶ 765 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:31,681 ¶ And it's getting darker the further we fall ¶ 766 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:35,151 ¶ And I'm feeling high ¶ 767 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,186 That's great... here. 768 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,091 I think I got it. 769 00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:45,862 Okay. Keep singing. 770 00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:49,999 ¶ Remember the time I first saw you ¶ 771 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:54,837 ¶ I thought you'd be fine and it felt so good ¶ 772 00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:59,842 ¶ One look in your eyes and I swear I knew ¶ 773 00:42:59,844 --> 00:43:05,014 ¶ Of your kiss your touch your love ¶ 774 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:14,791 ¶ And I can't breathe I'm struggling ¶ 775 00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:23,132 ¶ My heart's at ease ¶ 776 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:26,069 ¶ 'Cause I'm drowning ¶ 777 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:32,041 ¶ Drowning in your love ¶ 778 00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:36,913 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 779 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,884 [DARRYL] Oh! 780 00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:44,153 That was bad, let me try it again. 781 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,889 Oh... so close! 782 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:57,066 ( BOTH LAUGHING ) 783 00:43:57,068 --> 00:44:01,638 ( BELL RINGS ) 784 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,375 ¶ Now I've heard there was a secret chord ¶ 785 00:44:05,377 --> 00:44:09,178 ¶ That David played and pleased the Lord ¶ 786 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:13,249 ¶ But you don't really care for music do you ¶ 787 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,751 Wait, guys, guys, hold on. 788 00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:17,720 Hold up. What is it now, Pavarotti? 789 00:44:17,722 --> 00:44:20,256 Mr. Moody, Dani and I have been working on something... 790 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:22,659 that we'd love to show you. Kyle, what are you doing? 791 00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:24,193 Kyle, I've been doing this a long time. 792 00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:26,129 I think I know what song is going to work. 793 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:28,064 I know, but Dani wrote this song and it's tight, Mr. Moody... 794 00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:29,399 just hear it out. 795 00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:31,000 I'm sure it's very 'tight'. 796 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,003 It's just that this song has a significance for me. 797 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,405 Why? 798 00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:37,006 Because I sang it once. What for? 799 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,841 Mr. Pookins. Who's Mr. Pookins? 800 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,877 My cat. You sang a song for your cat? 801 00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:45,448 My dead cat, he died, I sang it at his funeral. 802 00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,216 Sorry. 803 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,718 It was a suicide. 804 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:53,122 Can we just play the song for you once, please? 805 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,290 You won't regret it. 806 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:57,460 Do the short version. Yeah. 807 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,733 You got this. 808 00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:15,978 ¶ The ocean is heavy your current is strong ¶ 809 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:22,151 ¶ You're pulling me deeper been here all along ¶ 810 00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:28,424 ¶ Remember the time I first saw you ¶ 811 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:32,829 ¶ I thought you'd be mine and it felt so good ¶ 812 00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:37,433 ¶ One look in your eyes and I swear I knew ¶ 813 00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:42,171 ¶ Of your kiss your touch your love ¶ 814 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,807 I can not believe Mr. Moody is letting us perform our song. 815 00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:47,944 Our song? It's your song, I just helped. 816 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,479 ANNOUNCER (OVER SPEAKER) Tonight's the night... 817 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,013 Hawks hockey season opener, be there, 7:00PM. 818 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,982 What is with the hockey insanity? 819 00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:54,884 First game of the year is tonight. 820 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:57,420 What's even worse is the biggest game of the season... 821 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,288 is the same night as the Slam. 822 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:01,491 I'll be so surprised if anybody even shows up. 823 00:46:01,493 --> 00:46:03,159 Hey, you all should go to the Slam! 824 00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:04,861 I'm telling you, if not, you're gonna miss out... 825 00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:06,362 and you're gonna have to watch it on YouTube. 826 00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:08,531 Yeah, go! I'm telling you. 827 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:11,434 You know, nobody but you could've got me... 828 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:16,873 to share my music, thank you, I'm happy I met you. 829 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:18,975 I'm kind of happy I met you. 830 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:20,810 You're so dumb. 831 00:46:23,515 --> 00:46:25,481 ( BELL RINGS ) 832 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:28,351 I gotta go to class, bye. 833 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,888 Bye! Later, gator. 834 00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,258 Jesus. Isn't that sweet? 835 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,493 The lady and the tramp were about to have their first kiss. 836 00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:39,162 What's with you, Massey? 837 00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:42,398 I Google Chrome-d you... and there's not a single mention... 838 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,067 of you singing anywhere before you came to Hayden. 839 00:46:45,069 --> 00:46:48,271 Something about you stinks, and I'm gonna figure it out. 840 00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:51,307 And then I'm gonna stuff and mount you. 841 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,815 All I'm saying is be careful... 842 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,017 things are rarely what they appear to be. 843 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,052 Take my girlfriend from Honduras... 844 00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,987 the bikini model, Guadalupe? 845 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,957 She turned out to be Phil from Cleveland. 846 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:12,461 Yeah, I got Catfished... without the TV show! 847 00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:14,163 What are you getting at? 848 00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:15,864 I'm sayin we don't know anything about this bearded dude. 849 00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,567 I mean, what if he turns out to be some kind of like... 850 00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,368 you know, master of dark arts. 851 00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,237 Look, anything that got my family back together... 852 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,773 can't be bad. 853 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:26,308 Yeah, speaking of family, um, it's my birthday Saturday... 854 00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:28,978 and every year, we go to my favorite place. 855 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,346 It's a Greek restaurant, there's hummus... 856 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:31,547 and there's a belly dancer. 857 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:33,249 Hm. Yeah, I took some lessons. 858 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:34,950 She asked me to leave, but I'm wondering... 859 00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,419 if you wanted to go, you could go, it's gonna be lame... 860 00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:38,321 you probably-- no, forget it. 861 00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:40,222 Lonnie, of course, I'm coming to your birthday. 862 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,342 I wouldn't miss it. 863 00:47:42,343 --> 00:47:44,460 Cool. All right, I'll just text you all the deets and stuff. 864 00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:46,429 ( ALL CHEERING ) 865 00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:53,936 That guy is such a douche. Yeah, but he's Emperor Douche. 866 00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:55,605 And you just joined the chorus, so you're kind of like... 867 00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:57,073 at the bottom of the barrel, too, you know? 868 00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,441 Jealous, Chorus Boy? 869 00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:01,427 No. Hey! 870 00:48:01,428 --> 00:48:04,412 Oh, gettin' a little angry? No one cares about Kyle Moore. 871 00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:06,549 I own this school and there's not a damn thing... 872 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:07,650 you can do about it. 873 00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:10,219 Down... boy. 874 00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:17,894 Jokes on him, this is how I eat my mashed potatoes, so-- 875 00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:19,128 Somebody has to bring that guy in check. 876 00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:20,463 Yeah, somebody's gotta check him. 877 00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:22,365 It would be kind of cool if you went out... 878 00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:24,967 for the hockey team, though, right, beat him at his own game? 879 00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:28,070 Our own little miracle on ice. 880 00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,172 That would be so rad, dude, so rad. 881 00:48:30,174 --> 00:48:34,377 Yeah, it would. 882 00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:36,479 ( WHISTLE BLOWS ) Let's go! Let's go! 883 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,048 Pass it! 884 00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:47,423 Come on! What are you, girls? Let's go! 885 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,992 Come on, get up, you push! That's the best you got? 886 00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,528 You skate like my sister. Bring it in! 887 00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,430 Two-on-two back check drill. 888 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,065 If we're gonna beat the Bulldogs... 889 00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,301 we gotta get this right. 890 00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:00,303 Look who it is. 891 00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:03,339 Set it up! Whoa. 892 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:11,647 Can I-- can I help you with something? 893 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,649 I want a try-out, Coach. 894 00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,619 Try-outs are over, all right? 895 00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:19,956 That's too bad. I'm way better than Derek. 896 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:23,392 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a pretty big claim, son. 897 00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:28,698 Let's hope you can back that up. The ice is yours. 898 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,300 Can't wait to see this. 899 00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:46,148 No, YOUniverse, we're here to play hockey. No, no, no, no! 900 00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:51,087 Not again! 901 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:54,357 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 902 00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:56,292 What are you doing? 903 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:01,697 Whoa! 904 00:50:10,274 --> 00:50:11,607 You can't even do that. 905 00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:17,213 I can't look away. That is so beautiful. 906 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,288 Holy smokes! 907 00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:36,165 That's not what I meant. 908 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:39,235 Well, kid, you're no Wayne Gretzy, but guess what... 909 00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:42,538 you made the team. Boys, meet your new equipment manager. 910 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:46,709 All right! Play time's over. Let's go! Set 'em up. 911 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,377 Nice one, Cali. 912 00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:56,185 Wayne Gretzky. Why didn't I think of that. 913 00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:59,121 All right, let's try this again, shall we? 914 00:51:03,361 --> 00:51:10,433 Hey, bitches! Where you goin'? I'm not done yet. 915 00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:16,806 Okay, Frozen, let's see you score on the goalie. 916 00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:18,407 Wreck him. 917 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:20,142 Get the ice packs ready. 918 00:51:22,814 --> 00:51:26,615 ( ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ) 919 00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:31,587 Get him! 920 00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:40,296 Come on! 921 00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:48,370 ¶ Like a boss We are the wild beast ¶ 922 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:54,443 ¶ It's a bloody feast ¶ 923 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:59,648 ¶ Like a boss We put you on the ice ¶ 924 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:06,622 ¶ Throw in the towel You are the sacrifice ¶ 925 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:12,128 ¶ We are the warriors We take the low road ¶ 926 00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:13,863 First line, get out there! 927 00:52:13,865 --> 00:52:17,366 Not you, Lowe, stay put. How you feeling, baby? 928 00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:19,852 I could go all night. 929 00:52:19,853 --> 00:52:22,337 Well, then get out there and take the face off! Jeez! 930 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,607 Come on! Come on! All right, whoo! 931 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,780 [COACH] How good is he? Okay, Kyle! 932 00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:34,350 What are you doing? Why aren't you out there? 933 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:36,552 [COACH] Let's go. Come on, boys! 934 00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:41,824 ( ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ) 935 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,561 ¶ I am your champion ¶ 936 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,633 ¶ You're a great survivor ¶ 937 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,705 ¶ You got my moves man ¶ 938 00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:00,943 ¶ This kid's on fire ¶ 939 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:08,250 ¶ You can't get the message ¶ 940 00:53:08,252 --> 00:53:13,189 ¶ I'm writing your history ¶ 941 00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:18,561 ¶ Stand back as I roll up ¶ 942 00:53:18,563 --> 00:53:22,464 ¶ I owe your soul to the sunshine ¶ 943 00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:25,701 ¶ I am your champion ¶ 944 00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:31,473 ¶ This kid's on fire ¶ 945 00:53:31,475 --> 00:53:38,847 Kyle, you're so cool! 946 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:40,516 Hey. What up? 947 00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:41,984 What are you wearing? 948 00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:44,253 It's pretty sweet, right? 949 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:47,323 You'll never guess, I just saw a bunch of kids rocking my jersey! 950 00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:49,458 Wow. I can't believe it, it's insane. 951 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,627 You know, you missed rehearsal this morning. 952 00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,930 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 953 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,333 I couldn't sleep last night after the game. 954 00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:59,118 But it won't happen again. 955 00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:00,902 You know, I'm a little worried you're not gonna have... 956 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,872 enough time for rehearsal now. 957 00:54:02,873 --> 00:54:04,840 You know that the Slam is the same night as the game. 958 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:08,844 Dani, Chorus is way more important to me than hockey. 959 00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:10,312 I'll make it work. 960 00:54:14,318 --> 00:54:17,553 Dude! I got 2,000 likes on my last Instagram post. 961 00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:20,389 What? Every time I post something, I lose followers. 962 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,458 Hey, so, my parents... 963 00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,926 they are super stoked to meet you Saturday. 964 00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,828 Oh, yeah, I'm psyched to meet them, too, man. 965 00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,797 Yeah, this is funny, they actually don't think you exist. 966 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,733 My dad sat me down the other day and he was like... 967 00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:32,434 "Is this 'Kyle' another 'Gary Wiggins'?" 968 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,203 Who's Gary Wiggins? 969 00:54:34,204 --> 00:54:35,971 He was my imaginary friend when I was a kid. 970 00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:37,473 Not anymore, because he moved away... 971 00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,025 he didn't leave a forwarding address. 972 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,576 Anyway, my parents are super excited that you're coming... 973 00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:42,745 so I'm stoked for them to see that you're real. 974 00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:45,948 Moore! 975 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,950 What's up?! Good, man, how are you? 976 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:51,487 Moore, come sit with us, my man. We're celebrating tonight's win. 977 00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:54,590 That's all right. I'll catch up with you guys tomorrow. 978 00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,208 No, no, go with them. 979 00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:57,825 No, I gotta go home anyways and do some gaming. 980 00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:00,029 I'm a gamer, so-- You sure? 981 00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:02,431 Yeah, no, celebrate. Cool. 982 00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:03,532 Yeah, go. Okay. 983 00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:04,733 Come on. Yeah-- 984 00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,468 There he is. 985 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,372 So, where's Derek? 986 00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:11,674 Probably picking the splinters out of his ass... 987 00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,125 from sitting all game. 988 00:55:13,126 --> 00:55:14,575 The Zamboni saw more ice time than he did. 989 00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:15,978 Can I get you anything? 990 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:18,080 Yes, I'll have a cheeseburger, fries and a shake. 991 00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:22,985 Oh my god, Cassie, what are you gonna name your food baby? 992 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:27,656 J-k, obviously, I'll just take a stick of celery, please. 993 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,026 Hi. Hi? 994 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,594 I'm Charlotte. Yeah, I know. 995 00:55:32,596 --> 00:55:34,580 Cool. 996 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,565 So how's it feel to be the guy that everyone's talking about? 997 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:38,033 I don't know if that's true. 998 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,671 I bought a new perfume. Do you want to smell me? 999 00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:49,878 Uh... yeah. I do, I mean, sure. 1000 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,023 Do you like it? 1001 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:02,124 I-I love it. 1002 00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:04,793 I'm not wearing any perfume. 1003 00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:08,997 Cassie's having a party this Saturday. 1004 00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:10,799 I am? 1005 00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:14,770 Oh, right, that party, of course... I am. 1006 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,772 Do you have plans? 1007 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,408 Saturday, no, I don't think so, no. 1008 00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:21,910 Well, now you do. 1009 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,982 ¶ Tonight is the night You know we gonna run ¶ 1010 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:30,486 ¶ We do this all the time All right tonight's the night ¶ 1011 00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,788 ¶ Yeah you know I'm in the mood ¶ 1012 00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:35,824 ¶ Yeah you know we shine so bright tonight's the night ¶ 1013 00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:38,460 ¶ You know that's how we do ¶ 1014 00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:41,130 ¶ So Baby Girl come on take flight tonight's the night ¶ 1015 00:56:41,132 --> 00:56:43,665 ¶ Yeah you know we're coming through ¶ 1016 00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:47,669 ¶ I'm ah make you feel all right tonight's the night ¶ 1017 00:56:47,671 --> 00:56:49,438 ¶ Hey yo step up on the scene ¶ 1018 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,174 ¶ Gotta stay fresh so fly super clean ¶ 1019 00:56:52,176 --> 00:56:55,177 ( ALL CHEERING ) 1020 00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:00,783 What's up, man? 1021 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:01,984 Where you been, bro? Everyone's out back. 1022 00:57:01,986 --> 00:57:03,819 Come on, let's go, let's go. 1023 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:11,794 My man! Hey, you look thirsty. Let's go. 1024 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:13,896 No one told me it was a costume party. 1025 00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:15,697 Don't worry about it, bro. 1026 00:57:15,699 --> 00:57:19,034 Boys! The man of the hour has arrived! 1027 00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:25,641 To hockey! One-timers, slap shots and kick saves! 1028 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:29,678 Bone crushing hits that send opponents to their graves. 1029 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,214 Hat tricks, power plays and crosschecks. 1030 00:57:32,216 --> 00:57:35,217 Hayden Hawks hockey, it's better than sex! 1031 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,220 Drink up, boys. 1032 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:46,795 It's the golden boy, the king of the ice. 1033 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:50,532 Just remember, ice breaks, and when it does... 1034 00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:52,601 all these people are gonna do... 1035 00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:57,105 is hold your little, blonde hair under the water. 1036 00:58:01,946 --> 00:58:03,512 Don't worry about that. 1037 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:05,180 He's just sore 'cause Charlotte cut him loose. 1038 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,849 Charlotte broke up with him? 1039 00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:10,619 OMG. Are you gonna pay any attention to me tonight or what? 1040 00:58:10,621 --> 00:58:12,120 Hey, Cassie, sick party. 1041 00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:18,227 Do you like my costume? I'm a very naughty brave. 1042 00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:22,598 Of course, I like it... I wore it last year. 1043 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,766 I don't remember th-- 1044 00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:27,936 Want to go for a walk? 1045 00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,538 Yeah. 1046 00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:37,212 Damn, he just made Derek disappear. 1047 00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:42,184 ( GREEK MUSIC PLAYING ) 1048 00:58:47,258 --> 00:58:48,857 What? 1049 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,259 We thought you were over this. 1050 00:58:50,261 --> 00:58:52,761 Kyle is real, Mom! Okay? 1051 00:58:52,763 --> 00:58:54,997 He's not another Gary Wiggins! 1052 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:58,634 Of course, he's not. 1053 00:59:03,173 --> 00:59:04,840 So, you break up with Derek? 1054 00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:06,642 I think we just grew apart. 1055 00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:09,278 I'm extremely driven, and I want the best of everything... 1056 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,246 life has to offer, and Derek, well... 1057 00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:12,981 he seems to be skating backwards. 1058 00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:15,150 I have over five million social media followers. 1059 00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:17,286 I take more AP classes than anyone else. 1060 00:59:17,288 --> 00:59:19,621 And I'm a state champion tennis player. 1061 00:59:19,623 --> 00:59:23,825 I don't even like tennis, it's boring. What about you? 1062 00:59:23,827 --> 00:59:25,761 Do you want the best of everything life has to offer? 1063 00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:29,631 Yeah, yeah, I guess, I do. 1064 00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,934 Well, you're on your way. 1065 00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:37,673 You have the looks, the grades, the popularity. 1066 00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:42,044 You're just missing one detail. 1067 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:43,612 What's that? 1068 00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,915 Me. 1069 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,818 Without me, you'll be idolized. 1070 00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:53,055 But with me, you'll be deified. 1071 00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:58,293 So, do you want me, Kyle? Because I want you. 1072 00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:04,166 Sorry. Oh, no! I totally forgot. I gotta go, I'm so sorry. 1073 01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:08,003 Kyle... our lives are made up of seemingly simple decisions. 1074 01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:13,375 This decision, right here, right now, is one of yours. 1075 01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:17,212 So you have to ask yourself... 1076 01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:24,086 do you want to be a god or don't you? 1077 01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:47,943 Dani! Dani, wait! 1078 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,812 Sorry. 1079 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,215 Hey, are you okay? 1080 01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:55,083 You know, that was a really cute picture Charlotte posted... 1081 01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:56,952 of the two of you, at least, I think it was you. 1082 01:00:56,954 --> 01:00:58,187 You know, I couldn't quite tell... 1083 01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,421 because she was practically swallowing your face. 1084 01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:02,591 I was gonna tell you, th-- 1085 01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:05,760 Why? We're just buddies. You don't owe me anything. 1086 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:11,099 I'm happy for you, Kyle, you're the new Derek. 1087 01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:16,204 Hey! Hey! I'm still me. 1088 01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:19,941 Are you sure about that? 1089 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,714 Lonnie. Lonnie! 1090 01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:29,851 Moore! Yeah, baby, let's go! 1091 01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:33,055 ( SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ) 1092 01:01:33,057 --> 01:01:35,824 Come on, now, kid! Moore, wake up! 1093 01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:38,360 [COACH] I've seen better hands on a clock! 1094 01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:42,764 Now get your head out of your backside! Skate! 1095 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,267 Oh, come on! 1096 01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:51,440 Congratulations, boys... 1097 01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:53,909 that was the worst practice we have ever had! 1098 01:01:58,449 --> 01:02:00,415 What's up, Grimace? Do it, Grimace. 1099 01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:09,424 Hey. What do you want? 1100 01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,760 Look, I'm sorry I missed your party, all right? 1101 01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:14,463 You embarrassed me. I thought we were friends. 1102 01:02:14,465 --> 01:02:17,933 We are. Look, you don't have to be the person... 1103 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:19,835 people pick on anymore. 1104 01:02:19,836 --> 01:02:21,736 You want to go on your magic app and change me, too? 1105 01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:28,276 Yes! Yes, you can be whoever, whatever you want. 1106 01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:30,912 We can rule the school together. We can do whatever. 1107 01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:34,416 I am who I want to be. You're the one who changed. 1108 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:38,253 You know what? You, and that thing-- that's a virus. 1109 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,790 You've catfished yourself. 1110 01:02:56,373 --> 01:02:57,873 MAN (OVER SPEAKER) Alden residence. 1111 01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:00,509 Kyle Moore... here. 1112 01:03:23,367 --> 01:03:25,267 ( DOOR BELL RINGS ) 1113 01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:31,173 Hey-- oh, no, Kyle. 1114 01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:32,407 What? What's wrong? 1115 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,209 You drove that old thing here? 1116 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,311 Charlotte, it's a classic Alfa Romeo. 1117 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:39,181 Hide it and take it around the back and park it with the help. 1118 01:03:48,926 --> 01:03:51,827 Say something. 1119 01:03:51,829 --> 01:03:55,864 So, Mr. Alden, Charlotte tells me you're a lawyer? 1120 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,265 Where did you say you were from again, Carl? 1121 01:03:57,267 --> 01:03:59,334 It's Kyle, Daddy. 1122 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,869 California, sir. 1123 01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:03,505 Sun-baked hippies. What does your father do for work? 1124 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,574 He was a professional skateboarder. 1125 01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:08,844 Professional... skate... boarder. 1126 01:04:08,846 --> 01:04:11,213 But now, well, he's an entrepreneur. 1127 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,349 Entrepreneur, that's a fancy word for 'unemployed'. 1128 01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:20,288 Kyle just got named captain of the hockey team. 1129 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:23,358 Brutish sport. I'm going to cut to the chase. 1130 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,393 You're a nice looking, young man. 1131 01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:28,864 But the truth is, you're just not one of us. 1132 01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,866 Daddy, he's the most popular boy at school! 1133 01:04:30,868 --> 01:04:33,368 It's for the best, trust me, poopy. 1134 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:34,936 Dad! Can I use the bathroom? 1135 01:04:34,938 --> 01:04:37,038 Masterson, show the boy to the washroom... 1136 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,342 and make sure he doesn't steal anything. 1137 01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:44,212 Now, poopy, don't pout, you'll give yourself wrinkles. 1138 01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:48,650 Not one of you, huh? 1139 01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:57,926 Let's see what you think of me now. 1140 01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:01,096 So, how are we doin' in here? 1141 01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:04,099 Kyle! I was starting to miss you, son. Weren't we, Pet? 1142 01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:06,034 We certainly were. 1143 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,570 Daddy? Are you feeling okay? 1144 01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,105 Never been better. 1145 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:14,342 And Kyle, call me Dutch, Mr. Alden sounds so stodgy. 1146 01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:17,312 Well, Dutch, you are a bit 'stodgy'. 1147 01:05:17,314 --> 01:05:21,149 To be honest, I don't know how Kathy puts up with you. 1148 01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:31,293 You son-of-a-gun. 1149 01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,028 You're terrible. 1150 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:35,330 He's so awful, it takes me three of these... 1151 01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:37,198 just to get through dinner! 1152 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:43,238 She's plowed 24/7. I'm so awful, I can't stand to be around me! 1153 01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,674 Just trying to get away from myself. 1154 01:05:45,676 --> 01:05:50,245 Hey, Masterson, can you stand me? Be honest. He hates my guts! 1155 01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,715 I think it's time for dessert. 1156 01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,685 Kyle, would you give me a hand in the kitchen? 1157 01:05:56,687 --> 01:05:58,420 I'd love to. 1158 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:03,091 Look. Enough of that. 1159 01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:06,995 You're the greatest. Now there's a real man. 1160 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,966 Mm, smells good, what's cookin', Kath? 1161 01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:16,604 You and me. 1162 01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:19,274 Mrs. Alden, what are you doing? 1163 01:06:19,276 --> 01:06:23,611 Let's run away together, far, far away from here. 1164 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:25,714 Uh, your husband's in the other room. 1165 01:06:25,716 --> 01:06:29,284 I love you. You need someone more flexible. 1166 01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:31,753 I was a ballerina, you know. 1167 01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:33,688 That's great, whoa! 1168 01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,256 Oh, I like that game. 1169 01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:37,225 This is out of control. This needs to stop right now. 1170 01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:41,296 I'm totally out of control and I don't give a damn! 1171 01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,331 Hi, Pet. No, no, no, stop! 1172 01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,400 Hey! 1173 01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:52,607 Come to me, my little pet. Come to me! 1174 01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:56,044 Mrs. Alden, chill! Just don't ever say no. 1175 01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:57,712 Stop! Stop! 1176 01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:01,783 Oh, oh, yes! Oh, baby! 1177 01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:04,586 More-- what? 1178 01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,722 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ) 1179 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,700 Okay. Come on, don't do this to me, YOUniverse! 1180 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,236 YOUniverse, come on, what are you doing? 1181 01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:24,272 [KATHY] Kyle! Come back, Kyle! 1182 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:26,741 ( CAR ENGINE STARTS ) 1183 01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:29,177 Take me with you! Oh god! 1184 01:07:29,179 --> 01:07:30,712 Take me to Paris! 1185 01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:32,047 Oh, you didn't! 1186 01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,782 Wear berets! Oh, goodness! 1187 01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:37,085 Frère Jacques! Frère Jacques-- 1188 01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:41,222 [KATHY] Send me nudes! 1189 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:45,660 Wait up, wait up, two minutes! 1190 01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:51,232 What? 1191 01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:56,071 Uh, excuse me, ma'am? 1192 01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:57,672 Excuse me, have you seen the Bearded Dude? 1193 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,507 Could you be a little more specific? 1194 01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,810 Real weird, makes bird noises... 1195 01:08:01,812 --> 01:08:06,548 he had a kiosk over here and he sold phones. 1196 01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,283 Are you sure you're in the right mall? 1197 01:08:08,285 --> 01:08:09,784 Because we don't allow sales carts in here. 1198 01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:12,220 Yes, I'm in the right mall. I've seen him here twice! 1199 01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:14,489 Sir, are you under the influence? 1200 01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,157 I'm not even old enough to drink. 1201 01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:17,192 I need the YOUniverse app! 1202 01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:21,629 Sorry. 1203 01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:27,235 ( SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ) 1204 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:38,880 ( INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ) 1205 01:08:43,353 --> 01:08:45,854 Maxi? What's going on? 1206 01:08:45,856 --> 01:08:47,455 They're fighting again. 1207 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,190 [ANN] And I know you didn't get that job. 1208 01:08:49,192 --> 01:08:51,826 [DARRYL] It fell through, I mean seriously... 1209 01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:54,262 what do you want me to do, put in an application... 1210 01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:56,197 at the local coffee shop? 1211 01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:57,832 [DARRYL] Let me tell you something... 1212 01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:59,466 that's never gonna happen, because that ain't me, babe. 1213 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:03,638 I did not ask you to come here, but you came here on your own. 1214 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,274 I don't why. Do you want it to work? 1215 01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,910 Show me that you're trying! You need to be responsible. 1216 01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:11,179 Don't come at me with responsibility... 1217 01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:12,480 you always do that. 1218 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:14,749 Listen, I know about responsibility, all right? 1219 01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:16,684 Oh, do you? Yes. 1220 01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,670 Do you? Yes. 1221 01:09:18,671 --> 01:09:20,655 You know, Kyle still thinks that you wanted him... 1222 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:24,225 to live with you, and I pulled him away from his dad... 1223 01:09:24,227 --> 01:09:28,196 and moved him across country, because I'm a bad person. 1224 01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:32,534 And I don't dare tell him the truth, I don't dare... 1225 01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:36,504 it would break his heart. 1226 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:40,441 I'm sick of covering for you all the time... 1227 01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:42,644 I'm sick of being the bad person. 1228 01:09:55,859 --> 01:10:00,895 Who took a dump in Anthony's trumpet? Nobody? 1229 01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:04,532 Because that's what it sounded like. So let's try that again. 1230 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,201 One, two, three... 1231 01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:09,671 ¶ You took on the love and played the fool ¶ 1232 01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:14,742 ¶ I found there's no getting over you ¶ 1233 01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:19,714 All right, the only problem I have with what you just did... 1234 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,916 is that it sounded terrible. 1235 01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:24,719 You know what? 1236 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,521 Whatever's going on between you two, figure it out, fast. 1237 01:10:28,758 --> 01:10:30,258 All right, from the top, here we go. 1238 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,859 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 1239 01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:35,663 You can't do it? It's your song. You wrote it! 1240 01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:38,533 You're gonna have to do it without me. 1241 01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:47,575 Wait. You shouldn't quit... I should. 1242 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,944 No, no, no, actually, you shouldn't quit, either. 1243 01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,247 Neither should-- stop quitting! Everybody stop quitting! 1244 01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:55,383 The Slam is in five days, you can not quit, Kyle. 1245 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:58,353 I just did. 1246 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:07,729 ( MARCHING BAND PLAYING ) 1247 01:11:17,007 --> 01:11:18,573 PRINCIPAL KIM (OVER SPEAKER) All right, let's make some... 1248 01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:19,974 noise, 'cause Coach Milligan... 1249 01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:25,513 and our undefeated, hot hockey team! 1250 01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:31,386 Thank you. Thanks. We came in second place last year. 1251 01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:34,389 One point shy of our first trip to the state championship... 1252 01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:38,293 in 20 long, agonizing years. 1253 01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:42,363 The last 365 days have been very tough on coach. 1254 01:11:42,365 --> 01:11:45,566 I shed a lot of tears. My wife and dog left me. 1255 01:11:45,568 --> 01:11:49,637 I woke up one morning naked in a chicken coop. 1256 01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:52,540 And I might have killed a man. 1257 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:55,743 ( CLEARS THROAT ) 1258 01:11:55,744 --> 01:11:58,945 But that is all in the past, because tomorrow night... 1259 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:01,616 we get our first shot at redemption. Yes! 1260 01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:08,056 The reign of the Bulldogs is over! 1261 01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:11,459 This is the year of the Hawks! 1262 01:12:15,398 --> 01:12:17,965 I would like to hand the stage over to the captain... 1263 01:12:17,967 --> 01:12:21,536 of our team and the man who is gonna lead us all the way... 1264 01:12:21,538 --> 01:12:25,840 to the Connecticut Cup, Kyle Moore! 1265 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,976 ( MARCHING BAND PLAYING ) 1266 01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:39,387 Wow, thanks, thanks so much. 1267 01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:41,656 It's been a fast and furious ride ever since I got here. 1268 01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:44,692 Don't you mean fast and fraudulent ride? 1269 01:12:56,773 --> 01:13:01,743 He's got you all believing he's a singer, and a hockey player... 1270 01:13:01,745 --> 01:13:06,914 and worst of all... a heterosexual. 1271 01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:13,054 But he's none of these things. Not without his magic app! 1272 01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:18,426 He's got a magic app on his phone that allows him... 1273 01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:21,596 to be whoever and whatever he wants! 1274 01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:25,433 This boy you all worship is a lie! 1275 01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:31,038 You're an idiot! Boo! 1276 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,608 It's the truth! I'm telling you! 1277 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,477 Did you hear me? It's a magic app! On his phone! 1278 01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:37,812 All right, come on, let's go, buddy. 1279 01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:42,650 He's a nobody! He's a... nobody! 1280 01:13:42,652 --> 01:13:47,855 Wait, wait, hold on, I gotta be honest about some things. 1281 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,957 It's true, four or five weeks ago, I'd never played... 1282 01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:52,693 a game of hockey in my life, I never ice skated. 1283 01:13:52,695 --> 01:13:53,828 I've never even held a stick. 1284 01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:55,897 He's like the Roy Hobbs of hockey! 1285 01:13:55,899 --> 01:13:58,533 No, listen to me. I don't deserve any of this attention. 1286 01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:01,202 I'm-- An incredibly modest superstar! 1287 01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:04,071 No! I'm trying to tell you! I'm a fake, a phony! 1288 01:14:04,073 --> 01:14:05,173 I don't even know who I am-- 1289 01:14:05,175 --> 01:14:07,008 A role model to everyone here tonight. 1290 01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,109 Exactly! 1291 01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,562 Unless we lose to the Bulldogs... 1292 01:14:10,563 --> 01:14:13,014 and then he's dead to everyone of us. Let's light this fire! 1293 01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:26,661 Kyle? 1294 01:14:30,733 --> 01:14:32,934 Dani-- Dani, wait, please. 1295 01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:35,670 What do you want from me, Kyle? You have everything. 1296 01:14:35,672 --> 01:14:38,573 You have the fame, the glory. You even have the girl. 1297 01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,074 What more could you possibly want? 1298 01:14:40,076 --> 01:14:43,744 I don't want any of it. This, these clothes, this isn't me. 1299 01:14:43,746 --> 01:14:44,979 You know that. 1300 01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,181 If I could take it all back right now... 1301 01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:49,217 if I could erase everything, I would. 1302 01:14:49,219 --> 01:14:52,787 Okay, then why don't you? Because I-- I can't. 1303 01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:54,689 You can't? 1304 01:14:56,559 --> 01:15:01,996 Look... everything Brian said was true. 1305 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:04,065 There's this app and everything I wish for comes true. 1306 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:06,200 And I wished that I could sing, so I could get close to you... 1307 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,769 and then it happened, and then, so did everything else. 1308 01:15:08,771 --> 01:15:10,738 And I... I wanna take it all back, Dani... 1309 01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:13,808 but there's nothing I can do. 1310 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:16,277 Let me just get this straight. 1311 01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:19,814 You've been a jerk, because of an app? 1312 01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:20,948 I know it sounds crazy. 1313 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:24,285 You know what's even crazier? 1314 01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:28,589 I wrote Drowning the day after you took me on the Ferris wheel. 1315 01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:31,759 ( SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ) 1316 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,579 Hey, can I have your autograph? 1317 01:15:51,581 --> 01:15:52,980 It's been a really long-- 1318 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,653 Turn down for what!? 1319 01:16:11,768 --> 01:16:15,202 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1320 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:17,772 ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) 1321 01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:18,906 You ready to get up? 1322 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:20,141 I'm not going to school today. 1323 01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:22,610 What now? 1324 01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:26,581 I just don't want to go. 1325 01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:28,349 Well, that's not really a reason. 1326 01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,785 You have to convince me to let you stay home. 1327 01:16:30,787 --> 01:16:33,621 What is it? What's going on with you? 1328 01:16:38,294 --> 01:16:43,364 I posted some things on social media, and I've hurt people. 1329 01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:47,835 And it all keeps getting worse, and I've really messed up. 1330 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:57,745 Okay, well, when you mess up, and you're gonna mess up... 1331 01:16:57,747 --> 01:16:59,747 the only thing you can do is take ownership of it... 1332 01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:02,383 and try to make it right, that's it. 1333 01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:04,652 It's like ripping off a Band-aid. 1334 01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:07,989 It's gonna hurt, but just do it and it's done. 1335 01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:12,893 And look, social media, that stuff isn't real, you know that. 1336 01:17:12,895 --> 01:17:16,864 It's just everybody's highlight reel of the stuff they want... 1337 01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:19,133 you to see, it's all bullshit. 1338 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:22,770 It's bullshit with a filter on it, to make it look pretty. 1339 01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:26,374 Let's eat. Get up! 1340 01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:33,080 Hey, Mom... you look really pretty today. 1341 01:17:33,082 --> 01:17:36,917 Thank you... but you still have to go to school. 1342 01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:45,092 Good morning, family, huh? 1343 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,828 What's for breakfast? I'm starving. 1344 01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,880 [ANN] French toast. 1345 01:17:49,881 --> 01:17:51,931 French toast, sounds good. Hey, you know what? 1346 01:17:51,934 --> 01:17:53,417 You and I ought to go down to the park... 1347 01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:54,901 and do some skating today, that's what we should do. 1348 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:57,905 Well, how's that job going, Dad? 1349 01:17:57,907 --> 01:18:00,941 Wow, right out of the gates, huh? Just-- 1350 01:18:00,943 --> 01:18:06,247 Well, if you gotta know, that one didn't pan out. 1351 01:18:06,249 --> 01:18:08,816 I gotta lot of good leads, though, so don't sweat it. 1352 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:10,918 More importantly, do we got any powdered sugar... 1353 01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:13,037 to go with that French toast? 1354 01:18:13,038 --> 01:18:15,155 Only Annie knows the answer. Annie, talk to me! 1355 01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:17,224 Powdered sugar! 1356 01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:19,760 Wait, Mom, sit down. 1357 01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:24,699 You okay, killer? You're acting a little weird. 1358 01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:26,284 I'm fine. 1359 01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:27,868 But Mom's not getting your breakfast today... 1360 01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:32,106 or any other day, the free ride stops right now. 1361 01:18:32,108 --> 01:18:34,241 What are you-- what are you talkin' about? 1362 01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:35,476 What's going on here? Did I miss something? 1363 01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:37,111 Did you say something to him? Darryl. 1364 01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:38,745 Clearly you said something to him, he's all worked up. 1365 01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:39,814 Leave her out of this. I didn't say anything. 1366 01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:41,082 This is about you and me. Is it? 1367 01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:42,850 Yeah. All right. 1368 01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:45,086 Well, what is it about you and me? 1369 01:18:50,993 --> 01:18:55,796 When Mom moved me away from you, I was so angry... 1370 01:18:55,798 --> 01:18:58,733 and hurt, and alone. 1371 01:18:58,735 --> 01:19:02,870 She took me away from my best friend, my hero. 1372 01:19:02,872 --> 01:19:08,442 I would have done anything for you to come back in my life... 1373 01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:15,483 but the truth is, you didn't even want me. 1374 01:19:15,485 --> 01:19:18,185 You didn't even want me. 1375 01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:22,857 I was so wrong, and I made Mom go through hell because of it. 1376 01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:26,827 But Mom, Maxi and I, we deserve somebody who wants to be... 1377 01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:30,097 with us, and you deserve to live your life. 1378 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:35,002 As hard as that is, I get it now. 1379 01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:39,073 Maxi? You feel the same way? 1380 01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:45,079 Grampa, I know how you feel. 1381 01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:47,515 All right. 1382 01:19:50,486 --> 01:19:53,888 I guess you're the man of the house... congratulations. 1383 01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:56,857 I'm gonna go get my breakfast elsewhere. 1384 01:20:03,866 --> 01:20:07,802 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1385 01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:10,805 Xing-fu, hey. Hey. 1386 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,474 Xing-fu. 1387 01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:17,444 Hey, Kyle... 1388 01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:20,281 I'm sorry for being such a lousy, little sister. 1389 01:20:20,283 --> 01:20:23,450 I could do a lot worse. 1390 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:38,532 ( KNOCK ON DOOR ) 1391 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:46,874 Hi, Mr. Gregory? Yes? 1392 01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:50,110 I'm Kyle Moore, I just wanted to drop by and say hello... 1393 01:20:50,112 --> 01:20:51,245 I'm Lonnie's friend. 1394 01:20:52,481 --> 01:20:55,950 Good god in heaven, you're real. 1395 01:20:55,952 --> 01:20:58,886 Honey! Honey! Come quick! 1396 01:20:58,888 --> 01:21:00,387 What is it? 1397 01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:03,490 This is Kyle, Lonnie's friend! 1398 01:21:03,492 --> 01:21:07,361 Did he put you up to this? Is he paying you? 1399 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:11,298 No, Lonnie's really my friend, to be honest... 1400 01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,634 he's actually my best friend. 1401 01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:27,882 Hey, Lonnie. 1402 01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:32,419 I gotta go, but it was great meeting you guys. 1403 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:33,587 The pleasure's ours. 1404 01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:36,991 Come back again! Soon! Please! 1405 01:21:38,027 --> 01:21:42,563 Lonnie! Wait up, man! 1406 01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:45,099 Leave me alone, Kyle. 1407 01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:47,401 Hey, don't push off with your front foot, that's mongo. 1408 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:50,537 Don't tell me what to do. 1409 01:21:50,539 --> 01:21:53,908 Hey, so get this, I met this guy in Cleveland... 1410 01:21:53,910 --> 01:21:56,043 says he's a bikini model named Phil. 1411 01:21:58,681 --> 01:22:00,981 You're lucky you're my only friend. 1412 01:22:02,985 --> 01:22:04,585 I'm back, buddy. 1413 01:22:19,235 --> 01:22:21,402 Kyle? Kyle! What are you doing? 1414 01:22:25,508 --> 01:22:28,108 If it isn't the prince of popularity. 1415 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:31,245 What are you doing over here with us lepers? 1416 01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:32,947 You don't look so good, bud. 1417 01:22:32,949 --> 01:22:36,317 Well, let's see, I lost my girl, I lost my scholarships. 1418 01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:38,252 Coach demoted me to fourth line. 1419 01:22:38,254 --> 01:22:40,121 My friends want nothing to do with me... 1420 01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:41,989 and now my dad's talking about sending me to military school. 1421 01:22:41,991 --> 01:22:46,260 So yeah, life's great, I'm doing fantastic. 1422 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:47,361 You got something on your face. 1423 01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:48,495 I don't care. 1424 01:22:48,497 --> 01:22:51,365 What is Kyle doing with that loser? 1425 01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:53,200 So gross. I can't believe I dated him. 1426 01:22:53,202 --> 01:22:58,305 I can't believe I slept... through third period. 1427 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,444 LOL. 1428 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:05,746 Come on, Derek, where's that clean cut, confident guy... 1429 01:23:05,748 --> 01:23:07,648 that I hated a few months ago? 1430 01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,984 He's you now. I gotta go. 1431 01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:13,087 Wait, wait, wait. 1432 01:23:13,089 --> 01:23:18,092 Look, man, this isn't me. I don't want to be this guy. 1433 01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:20,160 I want to help you get on top again. 1434 01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:22,329 I don't know what your game is, all right, but if you're... 1435 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,365 looking to bury me some more, give it your best shot. 1436 01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:29,036 There's no angle here. I just want to make things right. 1437 01:23:29,038 --> 01:23:32,306 ( MUSIC FADES UP ) 1438 01:23:32,308 --> 01:23:35,776 ¶ I thought you'd be mine and it felt so good ¶ 1439 01:23:35,778 --> 01:23:40,214 ¶ One look in your eyes and I swear I knew ¶ 1440 01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:43,083 ¶ Love your kiss your touch-- ¶ 1441 01:23:43,085 --> 01:23:44,585 ( WHISTLES ) 1442 01:23:44,587 --> 01:23:47,021 Hold on, everybody. Hold on, thank you. 1443 01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:51,325 Dani... what's the matter, honey, talk to me. 1444 01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:53,694 I'm so sorry. 1445 01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:58,499 I'm sorry, it's the song, it was written as a duet... 1446 01:23:58,501 --> 01:23:59,800 I don't think I can sing it. 1447 01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:03,070 It's beautiful and you sing it so well. 1448 01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:04,805 It just doesn't feel right anymore. 1449 01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:10,811 Is there any way we could go back to Hallelujah... please? 1450 01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:20,454 Oh, my god, these girls with their boy problems. 1451 01:24:20,456 --> 01:24:23,457 Okay, everybody, Hallelujah, from the top. 1452 01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:25,125 [MR. MOODY] All right, you remember how that goes. 1453 01:24:25,127 --> 01:24:27,261 Horns, you want to get your spittle out now... 1454 01:24:27,263 --> 01:24:30,664 so we don't have to watch that later? Here we go. 1455 01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:39,139 Whoa... Charlotte, hey, didn't see you stalking... 1456 01:24:39,141 --> 01:24:42,843 standing there. 1457 01:24:42,845 --> 01:24:44,845 Have you been ignoring me? 1458 01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:47,414 No, why would I be ignoring you? No, I've just-- 1459 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:48,582 You've been ignoring my texts... 1460 01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:51,101 you've been ignoring me at lunch. 1461 01:24:51,102 --> 01:24:53,619 You ignored me at the bonfire. I will not be ignored, Kyle. 1462 01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:54,822 Shh! 1463 01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:57,224 Shut up! I will eat your children! 1464 01:24:57,226 --> 01:24:58,725 Okay. 1465 01:24:58,727 --> 01:25:01,195 ( DOOR CLOSES ) 1466 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:07,234 I don't want to fight you. I just want to love you. 1467 01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:15,442 I love you so much. 1468 01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:18,412 We're gonna be together forever. 1469 01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:20,747 Good luck at the game tonight. 1470 01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:25,219 I'll be watching every little step. 1471 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:28,555 Oh, my god. 1472 01:25:28,557 --> 01:25:31,458 ( MUSIC FADES UP ) 1473 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:35,462 Let's go Hawks! Let's go Hawks! 1474 01:25:40,136 --> 01:25:46,507 ¶ Play to win We got all this to lose ¶ 1475 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:53,914 ¶ Lay it all on the line Reach for the stars ¶ 1476 01:25:53,916 --> 01:26:01,922 ¶ Look to the heavens Waiting to give us a sign ¶ 1477 01:26:06,395 --> 01:26:08,595 KYLE (V.O.) So, that's the end of my story. 1478 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:15,903 Where it goes from here... only the universe knows. 1479 01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:25,279 This my life now... I have to live it. 1480 01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,750 But, I'm gonna live it my way. 1481 01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:32,553 ANNOUNCER (OVER SPEAKER) Ladies and gentlemen... 1482 01:26:32,555 --> 01:26:39,660 please welcome... your very own, number 17, Kyle Moore! 1483 01:26:44,567 --> 01:26:47,568 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ) 1484 01:26:53,509 --> 01:26:55,609 How many goals you got in you tonight, super star? 1485 01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:58,579 More than they do. 1486 01:26:58,580 --> 01:27:01,548 That's my boy! Go out there and take the face off! 1487 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:06,987 [COACH] Come on, now. That's my boy, Kyle. You are my boy! 1488 01:27:06,989 --> 01:27:12,893 [COACH] All right now, let's play as a team! Okay. 1489 01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:14,928 [COACH] Yeah, boys, let's go, boys! 1490 01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:16,897 [COACH] Let's win this face-off, let's go! 1491 01:27:27,009 --> 01:27:30,911 Hey, Moore, I got your number tonight. I'm gonna light you up. 1492 01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:32,312 Let's see what you got? 1493 01:27:36,986 --> 01:27:40,354 That's my best friend. That's my best friend. 1494 01:27:40,356 --> 01:27:43,624 I love you! I love you, too! 1495 01:27:49,632 --> 01:27:51,298 Up! Up! 1496 01:27:55,638 --> 01:27:56,903 Look for the opening! 1497 01:27:58,474 --> 01:27:59,773 [COACH] Nice. 1498 01:28:03,746 --> 01:28:07,281 Nice move! Move it up, up the ice, up the ice. 1499 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,353 ( WHISTLE BLOWS ) 1500 01:28:13,355 --> 01:28:14,554 No! 1501 01:28:18,761 --> 01:28:19,826 What the-- 1502 01:28:24,366 --> 01:28:27,801 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1503 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,805 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1504 01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:33,407 Yo, kid, where does it hurt? 1505 01:28:33,409 --> 01:28:36,227 It hurts right there where you're touching it, ow. 1506 01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:39,046 Sorry, my bad. Listen-- look at me! I'm gonna tell you a story. 1507 01:28:39,048 --> 01:28:42,816 I once played with a broken back, a broken pubis... 1508 01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:45,385 a broken leg, an infected urethra... 1509 01:28:45,387 --> 01:28:47,988 and one hell of an epic hangover! 1510 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:52,592 So you are gonna be fine! Now help him up! Jeez! 1511 01:28:55,864 --> 01:28:59,433 Okay, he's good. He's okay! 1512 01:29:00,803 --> 01:29:03,036 I can't do it, Coach. I can't do it. 1513 01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:04,404 So that's a no? Or-- 1514 01:29:04,406 --> 01:29:06,406 Don't make me do it, Coach. 1515 01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:09,976 Get him off the ice. 1516 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:17,684 [COACH] Why, God, why? 1517 01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:24,024 Back to the chicken coop. 1518 01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:25,826 Coach! What? 1519 01:29:25,828 --> 01:29:27,828 Put me in. 1520 01:29:27,830 --> 01:29:29,029 Coach. What? 1521 01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:30,597 Stop crying. I'm not crying. 1522 01:29:30,599 --> 01:29:32,666 Stop it. I'm gonna win this game for us. 1523 01:29:32,668 --> 01:29:34,401 Coach! Yeah. 1524 01:29:34,403 --> 01:29:35,602 Listen to me, put me in. 1525 01:29:35,604 --> 01:29:37,003 Okay. Now. 1526 01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:40,807 Okay, you're in. Go get him, kid! Go get him, kid! 1527 01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:43,076 ( CROWD CHEERING ) 1528 01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:53,587 Get back out there, guys. 1529 01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:56,623 I'll find you a doctor. 1530 01:29:58,927 --> 01:30:00,694 That was awesome. You totally deserve an Oscar. 1531 01:30:00,696 --> 01:30:02,562 Have you thought about acting? I wasn't acting. 1532 01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:04,398 Oh, sorry, dude. So, we gotta go. 1533 01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,732 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Text my sister. 1534 01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,033 Have everyone meet us at the Slam. 1535 01:30:07,035 --> 01:30:08,969 Okay. 1536 01:30:08,971 --> 01:30:10,637 Dude, why'd you park there? 1537 01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:12,839 It's super cool! 1538 01:30:12,841 --> 01:30:14,908 ( GROANING ) 1539 01:30:17,446 --> 01:30:19,546 I'm good. What are you doing? 1540 01:30:19,548 --> 01:30:21,548 Just got excited. 1541 01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:26,920 ¶ Crimson and clover over and over ¶ 1542 01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:32,459 ¶ Crimson and clover over and over ¶ 1543 01:30:36,665 --> 01:30:38,465 ( MUSIC ENDS ) ( CROWD CHEERING ) 1544 01:30:38,467 --> 01:30:41,635 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ) 1545 01:30:42,971 --> 01:30:45,138 Nice, Lonnie. 1546 01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:48,975 Speed Racer. Wait! Wait up! 1547 01:30:52,147 --> 01:30:54,781 You'll have to get through me first. 1548 01:30:56,585 --> 01:30:59,886 The Cutler High School band and chorus. 1549 01:30:59,888 --> 01:31:02,122 All right, this is your big moment. 1550 01:31:02,124 --> 01:31:05,659 If you go out there and do what you can do, you will fail... 1551 01:31:05,661 --> 01:31:08,929 because you're not ready and you're not talented. 1552 01:31:08,931 --> 01:31:12,199 I am so nervous, I'm sweating like a wino in a liquor store. 1553 01:31:12,201 --> 01:31:15,569 We're all gonna die. I have gas. Is there a toilet-- 1554 01:31:15,571 --> 01:31:18,505 Mr. Moody! Oh, hello! 1555 01:31:18,507 --> 01:31:20,073 When are you gonna get the message... 1556 01:31:20,075 --> 01:31:21,908 to stay away from my girl? 1557 01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:27,214 Brian... you're gay... 1558 01:31:27,216 --> 01:31:29,816 and that's okay, just be yourself. 1559 01:31:39,561 --> 01:31:41,261 Whoa! 1560 01:31:41,263 --> 01:31:43,063 Too soon? 1561 01:31:43,065 --> 01:31:45,799 But, I th-- okay. 1562 01:31:50,072 --> 01:31:51,838 You're gonna need this. Thank you. 1563 01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:55,242 All right, go get 'em, man. 1564 01:31:55,244 --> 01:32:01,581 Ladies and gentleman, next up, our very own Hayden Hawks! 1565 01:32:01,583 --> 01:32:04,885 Okay, kids, talent does what it can, genius does what it must. 1566 01:32:04,887 --> 01:32:08,588 But you do what no one else wants to do, go out there... 1567 01:32:08,590 --> 01:32:11,191 and stick to your guns, even though they're not loaded. 1568 01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:13,560 And remember, Mr. Pookins is listening from heaven. 1569 01:32:13,562 --> 01:32:16,563 So a big meow for him. Meow... but not too loud. 1570 01:32:16,565 --> 01:32:18,798 Meow. 1571 01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:20,901 Let's go, come on. 1572 01:32:34,149 --> 01:32:37,717 ( MUSIC PLAYS ) 1573 01:32:37,719 --> 01:32:41,321 ¶ Now I've heard there was a secret chord ¶ 1574 01:32:41,323 --> 01:32:44,991 ¶ That David played and pleased the Lord ¶ 1575 01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:50,730 ¶ But you don't really care for music do you ¶ 1576 01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:53,300 ( GUITAR PLAYING ) 1577 01:33:02,711 --> 01:33:08,915 ¶ The ocean is heavy your current is strong ¶ 1578 01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:10,984 Drowning, Drowning! 1579 01:33:10,986 --> 01:33:12,953 ¶ You're pulling me deeper ¶ 1580 01:33:12,955 --> 01:33:14,621 Come on. 1581 01:33:14,623 --> 01:33:17,657 ¶ Been here all along ¶ 1582 01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:23,330 ¶ Remember the time I first saw you ¶ 1583 01:33:23,332 --> 01:33:27,634 ¶ I thought you'd be mine and it felt so good ¶ 1584 01:33:27,636 --> 01:33:31,671 ¶ One look in your eyes and I swear I knew ¶ 1585 01:33:31,673 --> 01:33:35,842 ¶ Of your kiss your touch your love ¶ 1586 01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:41,247 ¶ And I can't breathe I'm struggling ¶ 1587 01:33:43,919 --> 01:33:48,321 ¶ My heart's at ease ¶ 1588 01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:50,924 ¶ 'Cause I'm drowning ¶ 1589 01:33:50,926 --> 01:33:54,294 ¶ 'Cause I'm drowning in your love ¶ 1590 01:33:56,264 --> 01:34:00,400 ¶ Seems like the love songs have got it all wrong ¶ 1591 01:34:00,402 --> 01:34:02,402 ¶ I thought I would fly ¶ 1592 01:34:02,404 --> 01:34:04,804 ¶ No fly no fly ¶ 1593 01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:08,808 ¶ And it's getting darker the further we fall ¶ 1594 01:34:08,810 --> 01:34:13,079 ¶ And I'm feeling high So high so high ¶ 1595 01:34:13,081 --> 01:34:17,117 ¶ I took on the lies and played the fool ¶ 1596 01:34:17,119 --> 01:34:21,688 ¶ I found there's no getting over you ¶ 1597 01:34:21,690 --> 01:34:26,192 ¶ And all of this time I never knew ¶ 1598 01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:29,663 ¶ Of your kiss your touch your love ¶ 1599 01:34:29,665 --> 01:34:38,004 ¶ And I can't breathe I'm struggling ¶ 1600 01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:44,444 ¶ My mind's at ease 'Cause I'm drowning ¶ 1601 01:34:44,446 --> 01:34:48,314 ¶ 'Cause I'm drowning in your love ¶ 1602 01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:53,253 ¶ Oh don't you break my heart now ¶ 1603 01:34:53,255 --> 01:34:55,789 ¶ Don't leave me wanting more ¶ 1604 01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:59,759 ¶ Give me love give me someone to hold ¶ 1605 01:34:59,761 --> 01:35:03,296 ¶ Messing with the stars It indeed is very far ¶ 1606 01:35:03,298 --> 01:35:07,400 ¶ Oh no oh no ¶ 1607 01:35:07,402 --> 01:35:12,072 ¶ I'll never break your heart You're one good looking boy ¶ 1608 01:35:12,074 --> 01:35:16,242 ¶ All I need is you forever more ¶ 1609 01:35:16,244 --> 01:35:19,846 ¶ Messing with the stars It indeed is very far ¶ 1610 01:35:19,848 --> 01:35:23,216 ¶ Oh no oh no ¶ 1611 01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:28,722 ¶ And I can't breathe I'm struggling ¶ 1612 01:35:31,793 --> 01:35:38,164 ¶ My heart's at ease 'Cause I'm drowning ¶ 1613 01:35:38,166 --> 01:35:42,168 'Cause I'm drowning in your love ¶ 1614 01:35:47,175 --> 01:35:49,242 ¶ Drowning in your ¶ 1615 01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:53,346 ¶ Drowning drowning drowning drowning ¶ 1616 01:35:53,348 --> 01:36:00,754 ¶ Drowning in your love In your love ¶ 1617 01:36:00,756 --> 01:36:07,427 ¶ Messin with the stars Drowning in your love ¶ 1618 01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:14,901 Thank you, Mr. Pookins... meow. 1619 01:36:17,773 --> 01:36:19,472 Yeah! 1620 01:36:19,474 --> 01:36:21,274 What are you doing here? 1621 01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:27,313 Dani, I know I hurt you. I was an idiot, I'm sorry. 1622 01:36:27,315 --> 01:36:29,415 Can you forgive me? 1623 01:36:35,557 --> 01:36:38,091 Hey, take a bow! 1624 01:36:49,037 --> 01:36:52,839 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ) 1625 01:37:15,864 --> 01:37:17,530 I got my life back! 1626 01:37:19,034 --> 01:37:21,067 Dani, I got my life back! 1627 01:37:21,069 --> 01:37:24,137 ( SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ) 1628 01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:37,116 That was so good! 1629 01:37:37,118 --> 01:37:39,185 Thanks. 1630 01:37:43,391 --> 01:37:47,527 Kyle? You're about as authentic as a Mexican Prada handbag. 1631 01:37:47,529 --> 01:37:51,297 So this, we're done, okay? Have a good life. 1632 01:37:52,367 --> 01:37:55,201 Kyle! Hey! 1633 01:37:57,005 --> 01:37:59,072 That was amazing, oh, my god. 1634 01:37:59,074 --> 01:38:00,406 You killed it. I cried. 1635 01:38:00,408 --> 01:38:01,574 Thanks, Mom. I cried. 1636 01:38:01,576 --> 01:38:02,942 That was pretty dope, dude. 1637 01:38:02,944 --> 01:38:04,611 I helped him, so he's my best friend. 1638 01:38:04,613 --> 01:38:07,614 Wow. What's Dad doing here? 1639 01:38:07,616 --> 01:38:10,383 Um, he just wants to say goodbye. 1640 01:38:10,385 --> 01:38:12,485 Oh. Go on. 1641 01:38:14,623 --> 01:38:16,256 I'm here. 1642 01:38:17,525 --> 01:38:20,393 ( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ) 1643 01:38:20,395 --> 01:38:21,594 Hey, killer. 1644 01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:23,897 Hey. 1645 01:38:23,898 --> 01:38:26,199 That was some performance in there. Holy cow! 1646 01:38:26,201 --> 01:38:28,835 Thanks. 1647 01:38:28,836 --> 01:38:31,470 So, look, I think I'm gonna hit the road. 1648 01:38:31,473 --> 01:38:35,541 I just think it's the best thing for everyone. 1649 01:38:35,543 --> 01:38:37,343 Take care of 'em. 1650 01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:42,148 I will. 1651 01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:50,056 If you ever need anything-- 1652 01:38:50,058 --> 01:38:52,158 I know, Dad. 1653 01:39:23,558 --> 01:39:25,959 You okay? 1654 01:39:25,961 --> 01:39:28,127 How could I not be? 1655 01:39:28,129 --> 01:39:31,297 Aw... group selfie! Oh, Kyle, come here. 1656 01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:35,702 Everyone ready? On three, one, two, three. 1657 01:39:35,704 --> 01:39:39,038 ( ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ) 1658 01:39:45,213 --> 01:39:46,612 Hey, man. 1659 01:39:46,614 --> 01:39:48,448 Hey! 1660 01:39:48,450 --> 01:39:50,383 Hey, Kyle. 1661 01:39:50,385 --> 01:39:55,121 Hey, remember my neighbor? She knows who I am now! What? 1662 01:39:56,324 --> 01:39:58,358 Hi, Kyle! 1663 01:40:06,601 --> 01:40:08,401 Dani, I just wanted to say, whatever happens... 1664 01:40:12,440 --> 01:40:15,041 ...I'm happy I met you. 1665 01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:20,446 Hey. 1666 01:40:22,417 --> 01:40:24,717 Hey. 1667 01:40:24,719 --> 01:40:27,620 I'm kinda happy I met you, too. 1668 01:40:27,622 --> 01:40:33,593 ¶ I get so tongue-tied when I'm with you ¶ 1669 01:40:35,697 --> 01:40:40,033 ¶ Ooh baby all I know is that ¶ 1670 01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:45,538 ¶ I like the way I feel when I'm with you ¶ 1671 01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:48,775 ¶ Tell me tell me do you do you feel it too ¶ 1672 01:40:48,777 --> 01:40:54,380 ¶ I like the way I feel when I'm with you ¶ 1673 01:40:54,382 --> 01:40:58,217 ¶ Tell me tell me do you do you feel it too ¶ 1674 01:40:58,219 --> 01:41:05,525 ¶ Over it flies are in flight hold on tight ¶ 1675 01:41:05,527 --> 01:41:12,298 ¶ I like the way I feel when I'm with you ¶ 1676 01:41:12,300 --> 01:41:16,436 ¶ Tell me tell me do you do you feel it too ¶ 1677 01:41:16,438 --> 01:41:21,541 ¶ I like the way I feel when I'm with you ¶ 1678 01:41:21,543 --> 01:41:24,811 ¶ Tell me tell me do you do you feel it too ¶ 1679 01:41:24,813 --> 01:41:30,483 ¶ I like the way I feel when I'm with you ¶ 1680 01:41:30,485 --> 01:41:34,520 ¶ Tell me tell me do you do you feel it too ¶ 1681 01:41:34,522 --> 01:41:39,425 ¶ I like the way I feel when I'm with you ¶ 1682 01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:43,196 ¶ Tell me tell me do you do you feel it too ¶ 1683 01:41:43,198 --> 01:41:51,104 ¶ Over it flies are in flight hold on tight ¶ 1684 01:41:52,674 --> 01:41:58,377 ¶ I get so tongue-tied when I'm with you ¶ 1685 01:41:58,379 --> 01:42:04,217 ¶ Ooh baby all I know is that ¶ 1686 01:42:04,219 --> 01:42:08,788 ¶ I like the way I feel when I'm with you ¶ 1687 01:42:08,790 --> 01:42:12,425 ¶ Tell me tell me do you do you feel it too ¶ 1688 01:42:12,427 --> 01:42:19,899 ¶ Over it flies are in flight hold on tight ¶ 1689 01:42:23,538 --> 01:42:27,840 Hi, sorry to bother you, if it's not too much trouble... 1690 01:42:27,842 --> 01:42:32,645 would you be able to fix my phone? It doesn't, um, work. 1691 01:42:32,647 --> 01:42:35,882 You want to go to Vegas? 1692 01:42:35,884 --> 01:42:38,751 Uh, I should call my wife. 1693 01:42:38,753 --> 01:42:41,654 Yeah, your phone's broken. 1694 01:42:41,656 --> 01:42:45,158 ( THEME MUSIC PLAYING ) 1695 01:42:46,305 --> 01:42:52,173 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/5tw3h Help other users to choose the best subtitles130022

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