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- hey.
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- Hi.
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- Thanks
for coming over,
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ugh, I need a tap out.
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- Yeah, I don't doubt it.
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- He's been on a
bender since Tuesday.
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- No, they haven't
talked, he's just a mess.
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- Are his parents here?
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- No, they're out of town.
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You got the place
all to yourself.
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- Oh, yeah, no, I'm not
staying inside all day
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with captain Morgan.
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- It's good to see your face.
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We should hang out more,
like the good old days.
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Alright, good to see you.
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- Yeah, you too.
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Miles?
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Miles?
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- Becca, what are
you doing here?
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- Nice to see you too, miles.
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- Yeah, well, you really
mastered the art of laying low.
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- Well, the last
few months have been
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really crazy for me.
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- Is this your old room?
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It's looks different.
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- Yeah, my parents turned
it into a guest room.
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- It's very Hilton-esque.
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- Thanks.
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- I mean that in
like, a nice way.
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Like an upscale Hilton.
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You know, not like
a Hilton express.
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Okay, dude, time to get up.
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- Ah!
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- You look pathetic,
so we need to go outside.
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- Yeah, you are,
'cause I'm in charge
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and there's lots of sharp
objects and pills everywhere,
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so, let's go.
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- Becca, I appreciate the love,
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but I'm not in the mood.
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- You got 10 minutes.
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- I'm not going.
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- Yes, you are.
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- Dude, stop feeling
sorry for yourself.
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This room fucking stinks
and you look like shit,
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so put some pants
on and let's go.
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- Becca, I love you, fuck off.
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- For you
to leave me alone?
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- You need some happy sad music.
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- Happy sad music,
musically it's uplifting
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and lyrically, it makes you
want to rip your heart out.
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It makes you feel
better about being sad.
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Really miles,
"un-break my heart"?
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Ooh, here you go.
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- Stop.
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- get up, get up,
get up, get up.
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- Stop.
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- Get up.
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Okay, you are wearing
pants.
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- Cathy's?
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- Mimosa actually sounds
pretty good about now.
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Is this your car?
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- Yep.
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- You getting in?
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- Nope.
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- Nobody walks anywhere.
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- Exactly.
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- I don't wanna walk.
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- Dude, it's five blocks.
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- I'm still
hungover from last night.
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- Whiner.
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- Are you fuckin'
serious with this parking job?
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Probably should walk,
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wait up!
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- Do you remember the
day we met, miles?
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- Can I buy a vowel, i
think I'm still hungover
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from last night.
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- It was the
first day of school.
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- You remember what
we did, Bueller?
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- Oh my god, stop doing that.
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We ditched school, we walked
around, we went bowling.
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- Exactly, well, we're gonna
do the same thing today.
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well, actually, i
could go bowling later,
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I don't have any socks with me,
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- The point is,
we're gonna take the day,
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walk around and
talk our shit out.
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- Our shit, what's your
shit, I know my shit.
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- You first.
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in two weeks and
now I don't know
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what the fuck I'm going to do.
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Can you top that?
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- Not this year.
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- Didn't think so
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- What's your shit?
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- My shit.
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I think I might
move to New York.
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- I know, well, do you
remember my friend Erin?
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art gallery since college,
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we'll sell our own
art, we'll sell other
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people's art, we'll give classes
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and we'll do like a
community art project thing.
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so, now is the time.
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I think I'm gonna do it.
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- You do realize how insane
of an idea that is, right?
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- Thanks, miles.
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- I mean, the only, the
one percent are even
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spending any money on art,
it's not community art.
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- Well, I'm glad somebody
else is on the same page.
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- Oh and I have to let
her know by tomorrow
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wanna rush into.
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we've been working on
it for over a year.
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We just found the perfect place
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and we have to let
them know by tomorrow
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if we want to do the
down payment, so.
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- Yeah, 'cause there's
like a real lack of rundown
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commercial space in New York.
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- Wow, why do you care
if I move to New York?
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- I don't care.
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It would be weird
not having you here.
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- Sweet.
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- So, now I have to figure
out my life's course
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in Brooklyn said I need
my money by tomorrow?
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- What is that?
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- It was just slumlord.
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- Yeah, pretty much.
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I'm gonna go to
sleep, wake me up when
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you know your life's course.
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- What is this,
what's happening?
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This isn't the miles I know.
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- The miles you know
had a really rough week.
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- Do you remember why that
day was so awesome, miles?
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- No.
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about new teachers and
classes and new friends,
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we just, we hit pause
and walked around
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and we talked shit out
and we took it all in.
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- Went bowling.
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- Played skee ball.
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- Yes.
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- God, I miss playing skee ball.
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- The app's not, it
doesn't feel the same.
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Life was still there
for us 24 hours later.
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- It was.
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- It's a different day, but
it's the same situation.
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- Come on, do it today,
today, me and you, today,
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come on, are you in?
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Are you in?
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- One second.
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Hi.
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- Miles, honey, I've
called Sam's parents
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and we've set up a pow-wow
for tomorrow evening
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so we can all just sit down
and sort this out together.
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- A pow-wow?
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You're not supposed
to be back from
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that the wedding we've
already invested $20,000 in
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might be cancelled.
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- Yeah, um, I'm sorry,
i just, I don't know
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how I feel right now.
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- Miles, this is not
about you anymore,
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so if you're splitting, we
need to remove the emotion.
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- Your father and I are
coming back for this, alright?
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We're a team, we'll
work it out together.
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- Alright, mom, mom, I just-
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- okay, no more
arguments, alright?
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No more arguments, we love you,
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we're here for you,
we'll see you tomorrow.
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- Okay.
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- Everything okay?
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- Amazing.
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- So are you in?
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- No.
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Are you in, are you in,
are you in, are you in?
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- Stop tickling me.
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Yeah, I'm in.
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- Really.
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Okay, here are the rules.
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- Really, there's rules?
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You always do that.
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You need to tell me the
rules before I decide on it.
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- Well, you
already agreed, so sorry.
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- This is
so fucking stupid,
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- Okay, the rules are,
we do everything the way
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that we did them in high school.
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- I'm not
wearing cargo shorts.
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- Thank god.
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we didn't have cars, so
there's no driving today.
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- That's a loaded question,
you got rides in high school.
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- Shut up.
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Then yes, we can get rides.
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- Is that it?
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- Uh, no cellphones.
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- Dude, we're not checking
them all day, come on.
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- Same time.
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- What about my iPod?
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- Your iPod?
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- Yeah.
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- You have an iPod?
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to see you rock a boombox
on your shoulder all day,
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your second iPhone will be fine.
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- You're a match.
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- You wanna talk about it?
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- No.
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- Cool, so what else is
going on in your life?
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- Um, she gets home from
work on Tuesday night
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and I had already
had like a suspicion
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that she had been
reading my diary.
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What?
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- You have a diary?
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- Yeah.
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Are you trying to
make me feel better?
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by the spine and a
couple times I saw it
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in the middle.
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- Wow, Nancy drew
is on the case.
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What, were you
fighting or something?
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but some days, it just
seemed like she was
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I just didn't think
anything had gone that far.
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- Right, so it's weird
'cause she's being distant.
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- Yeah, yeah, but
i just didn't think
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it had gotten extreme.
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- So what happened?
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- She denied that
she read my journal
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and I told her she was lying.
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- Ah, that's bold.
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- Yeah.
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laces into me about how
like, I can't trust her
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and how fucked up
that is that I can't
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drive her crazy and then
she decides to tell me
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that she's, that
she cheated on me.
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- Holy shit.
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- Yeah, fucking sucked.
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I was blown away and I'm like,
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you're lying about that.
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wait, how did you know
she read your diary?
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- 'Cause I read her diary.
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- Miles.
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- So, did she write anything
about his guy in the diary?
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- No.
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- Can I get
you something to drink?
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- Coffee, please.
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- Yeah, and can I have
a coffee and a water.
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- Yep.
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- And a diet coke?
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- Okay.
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- And a chocolate milkshake.
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- Okay.
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- And a mimosa.
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Just bring 'em all
out as they're ready.
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- So, what'd you do when she
told you she cheated on you?
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- Freaked out, I mean, it's
like all my worst fears
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coming true.
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like my parents, you know,
like they fight, they bicker,
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like everybody else,
but underneath it all,
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there's like this
love and respect
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and like a genuine friendship,
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I don't know if
we ever had that.
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So, I left the apartment
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and I've been home ever since.
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- And you haven't talked to her?
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- She called, but she
didn't leave a message.
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- You didn't call her back?
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- I don't know if I'm
ready to talk to her.
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- Miles.
261
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:08,967
Trust me, it's for the best.
262
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,636
- It is, you didn't
seem too thrilled
263
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,104
about whoever it was
you were talking to
264
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,672
on the way over
here, who was that?
265
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,673
- My mom.
266
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,276
- Oh, how's she doing?
267
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,745
- She and my dad are coming
home from vacation early,
268
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,680
tomorrow, and they've
already had a talk with
269
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,984
Sam's parents and we're having
a pow-wow to talk it out.
270
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,120
- Wow, that's a thing
that's gonna happen?
271
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,490
but she had a lot of
money had been invested
272
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:37,495
in the wedding and it was about
more than just me and Sam.
273
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,530
- Damn, those Jews
know how to guilt.
274
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,533
- Yeah, oh, perfect timing.
275
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,037
Champagne, morning
beverage of life, cheers.
276
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,138
- L'Chaim.
277
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,007
- Thanks, my coffee?
278
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:55,146
- No, trust me, it's
better this way.
279
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,714
- I'm gonna go
pee outta my dick.
280
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,583
- Is there any other way?
281
00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,751
- Outta my butt?
282
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,553
- That's gross and unnecessary.
283
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:11,462
so I could put you on the
vip guest list if you want.
284
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,297
- Yeah, you
wanna come pick me up?
285
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:18,269
on San vincente, but
I'll be finished around
286
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,471
eight o'clock, so you
can pick me up there.
287
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:24,475
I haven't had a breakout
in like, a week.
288
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,278
- {Hollywood douche
bag] Great, yeah, I see
289
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,179
what's going on here.
290
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:34,519
- Don't be silly,
protect your Willy.
291
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,057
Thanks for brunch, miles.
292
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,559
- Thanks for
getting me out of the house.
293
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,461
- So, I have
to stop by the gallery
294
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,064
to pick up my check, can
you find something there
295
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:50,501
- Ugh, art,
sounds depressing.
296
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:55,440
- Miles, it's Sam, your fiance,
297
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,177
um, look I really fucked up,
298
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,613
please call me, i
don't know why you're
299
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,682
not answering my phone calls,
300
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,219
but it's really
important that we talk.
301
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,171
- Yo.
302
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,707
- Good call on the happy
sad music, it works.
303
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,244
- Nwa, "i ain't the one".
304
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,479
Did you do what you had to do?
305
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,247
- Yeah, my boss is such a bitch.
306
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,515
- Why?
307
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,118
- She's cutting
like, half my shifts.
308
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,686
- New York's looking
good about now.
309
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,688
- Better every second.
310
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,291
What do you think it's called?
311
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,527
- Fuck you, bitch.
312
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:53,564
- Definitely,
definitely, I mean it's
313
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,901
obvious the artist came
home from a vacation
314
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,303
in a fancy European castle
he took his girl to,
315
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,272
she was like a bitch
the entire time,
316
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,908
they ended up breaking up and
then he came home to America.
317
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,910
He painted the castle.
318
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:12,683
- It's called "so this
is love" and it is
319
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,520
sleeping beauty's
castle at Disneyland,
320
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,890
which is literally the
happiest place on earth.
321
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,792
- Hmm, so you're
looking at the painting.
322
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,296
See, I'm kind of looking
beyond the painting,
323
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,430
at the subtext.
324
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,332
- Subtext, right, yeah.
325
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,568
What about this one?
326
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,403
- Hmm, it's vagina.
327
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,841
It's a vagina he's
never gonna have again
328
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,443
and this girl cheated on him,
329
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,779
he's left, he's over it
330
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:46,250
and now it's just a dusty,
locked away closed vag.
331
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,856
- Uh, this one is
called "donazione"
332
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,392
and it is Michelangelo
the day before
333
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,960
he starts painting
the sistine chapel.
334
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,629
It represents, you know,
possibilities are endless,
335
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,831
with a open heart,
the masterpiece that
336
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,201
you can create with love.
337
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,269
- I don't see Michelangelo.
338
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:08,873
- He's right there in the
middle, holding a paint can.
339
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,475
- Eh, once again, the subtext.
340
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,343
Oh, what about this one?
341
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,878
- He's being sarcastic.
342
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:20,451
or like a happy face
or something, you know?
343
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,597
- This is where
i hide on my lunch break.
344
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,332
- It's
all so subjective,
345
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,499
like who decides what's good art
346
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,501
and what's bad art?
347
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,003
- We do.
348
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,605
- Maybe you do, working in that
349
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,540
fancy schmancy gallery, not me.
350
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:47,011
- No, I mean, you decide
whether you like it or not.
351
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,813
Just because it's in
a museum or a gallery,
352
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,782
it doesn't mean that
it's good or bad.
353
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,518
You have to decide if
you like it for yourself.
354
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,420
- Yeah, but it's
not about talent.
355
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,655
It's like more important to be
356
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,590
a good salesman
than a good artist.
357
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,660
- Isn't that true
about everything in life?
358
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,731
- I hope not, i
suck at selling myself.
359
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,935
- No, i
don't care, I don't care.
360
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,471
Tell that bitch mother of yours
361
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,840
to get here, i
don't care, traffic,
362
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,309
we know there's traffic
in Los Angeles, sweetie.
363
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,811
We know that, but i
need you here now.
364
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,814
Now, I've got a meeting with
Zack efron in 10 minutes, baby.
365
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,284
No, no you can't meet him!
366
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,486
- That's the exactly
the reason I never
367
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,754
want to be good
at selling myself.
368
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,455
Guy's a complete douche.
369
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,523
- Yeah, I know, that's
why I don't wanna
370
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,558
- Yeah, but that
guy's not from la.
371
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,360
He's a transplant.
372
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,829
People from la
are actually cool.
373
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:42,733
after watching too much
swimming with sharks
374
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,568
and entourage, they think
you have to be a complete
375
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,337
asshole to make it in
la, but really they're
376
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:51,742
have like a, vision and
a decent moral compass.
377
00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:53,744
- Isn't Sam from la?
378
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:54,745
- So?
379
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,816
- She's really cool,
miles, have you thought
380
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,752
about maybe trying
to work it out?
381
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:08,826
I've thought about everything,
i can't stop thinking,
382
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:09,860
the problem is, i
don't know what I want
383
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,095
and I haven't spoken to her,
384
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:15,533
and honesty, I don't even
know if I care what she wants.
385
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:16,734
I kinda wanna know what I want
386
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,003
before I talk to her.
387
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,638
- It makes sense.
388
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:25,943
- You can't answer it.
389
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,545
- Don't want to.
390
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,749
- Hello,
hey, there you are,
391
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:35,753
this is dad, uh, boy
am I sorry that I
392
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,856
screamed at you so much
on the phone earlier.
393
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,624
I didn't mean to be that loud,
394
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:41,992
I just was a little
bit more than surprised
395
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,728
that you were suddenly
gonna move to New York
396
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,896
and leave your job here,
397
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,598
so anyway, just
give me a call back
398
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,966
and we can discuss, sorry,
399
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:52,370
it just doesn't make
a lot of sense to me.
400
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,371
So, bye.
401
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:02,847
- Shouldn't we be
a little more low profile?
402
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,682
- Always a
sketcher in every group.
403
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:08,152
- You know, it's like the
first rule of smoking weed
404
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,954
is every group has
somebody who completely
405
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,656
bugs out, I knew it
wasn't gonna be me.
406
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,658
- I'm just saying, we're not
even pretending to hide it.
407
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,694
- But that's what
they expect you to do.
408
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,730
You know, if you're just like,
walking around in public,
409
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,532
in the middle of the
day smoking weed,
410
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,902
but if you're like, you know,
hiding behind a dumpster,
411
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,773
like tucked down in some
shrub, it looks shady,
412
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,441
plus it's practically legal.
413
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,676
- I can't believe
you're a teacher.
414
00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:33,878
- Believe it.
415
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:39,083
- We need a new mission.
416
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,688
- How about we go
around Los Angeles
417
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,123
and we try and find the
most beautiful thing
418
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,958
we've never seen.
419
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,760
- Way too upbeat
for me right now.
420
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,829
- Okay, I'll look
for the most beautiful
421
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:55,566
thing and you look
for the ugliest.
422
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,968
- Now we're cookin' with gas
423
00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:01,439
this is for both of us, thanks.
424
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:14,852
- Oh, man.
425
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:21,058
doesn't mean we can't
smell your fart.
426
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,160
I actually can't
smell it anymore.
427
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,030
Just kidding.
428
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,466
What's his name?
429
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,602
- Uh, his name is Eric
Abrams, but his friends
430
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,103
call him gabrams.
431
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:38,742
- Oh, he does valet
down at the biltmore,
432
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:41,212
but he's an aspiring barista.
433
00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:42,947
- Place of origin?
434
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,683
- Duh, Florida.
435
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,151
- Let's check it out.
436
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,586
- No!
437
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:52,056
- Where you from?
438
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,023
- Huh?
439
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:53,891
- Where you from?
440
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:54,758
- Houston.
441
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,227
- Oh, that's cool.
442
00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:57,228
- Is it?
443
00:24:57,963 --> 00:24:59,630
- Uh, I guess not.
444
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:03,901
- Do we have any
other questions?
445
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,237
- What are you listening to?
446
00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:08,606
- Dude, you really care?
447
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,007
- Are they good?
448
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,176
- Yeah.
449
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:15,913
- Nice fart by the way.
450
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:17,548
- Thank you.
451
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,687
- Oh god, it's so
gorgeous out today.
452
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:26,023
- Are you really ready to move?
453
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,825
New York's freezing.
454
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,527
Everybody just complains
about the weather there,
455
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:33,297
- I know, I know, but
I've been talking about it
456
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:36,100
forever and I feel like
if I don't actually do it
457
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,002
I'm just gonna
always be a talker.
458
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,303
- You gotta be smart about it,
459
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:40,871
you can't be like,
i have to decide
460
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:44,208
- I am miles, I've been
talking about it forever.
461
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,545
- So then what's
the debate about?
462
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:51,815
- Honestly, my dad and you
guys, you know, my friends.
463
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,085
- What'd your dad say?
464
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:58,689
what about your savings,
where are you gonna live,
465
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:02,760
blah blah blah,
it's just ,
466
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,596
you know, he's never say it
but he'd be lonely without me,
467
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,164
you know, I take care of him.
468
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,799
- Does he ever get out?
469
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,868
- Yeah, he's gone
on a few dates,
470
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:14,104
I don't know, I think it's
hard for him, you know
471
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:18,676
because it feels like
he's cheating on my mom.
472
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:19,877
- That sucks.
473
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:22,913
- Yeah, it's hard.
474
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:30,020
Sometimes he calls me
by her name by accident.
475
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,222
- How are you holding up?
476
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:37,161
- Depends, sometimes
i wake up and I forget
477
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,129
that she's gone.
478
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,269
Can we talk about
something else?
479
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,004
- Oh, yeah, sorry.
480
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:51,609
It's still really not
proper stoner talk.
481
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:56,013
Ugliest thing in la,
let's go, found it.
482
00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,017
Ugliest thing I've
never seen in la,
483
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,151
nickelback at the wiltern.
484
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,021
- I wonder how
Beck feels about that,
485
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,856
he's playing on Friday.
486
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:07,825
- Probably the same way
gene Kelly, frank Sinatra,
487
00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,860
Judy garland feel,
they're all rolling over
488
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:11,662
in their graves.
489
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,797
They used to run this
street back in the day.
490
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,366
All the Hollywood big wigs,
they lived around here.
491
00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:17,901
My dad grew up around here.
492
00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:20,337
Quality time with
my dad would be him
493
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,172
taking me around all
the neighborhoods,
494
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,775
explaining the history,
the architecture.
495
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:28,312
That and watching Rogers
and hammerstein musicals.
496
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,747
- You must have
tried with all your might
497
00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:33,917
- Wasn't easy,
still doubt it sometimes.
498
00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:36,720
singing alone to
Whitney Houston.
499
00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:40,391
- "How will I know", "i
wanna dance with somebody".
500
00:27:40,393 --> 00:27:44,828
the late, great
Whitney Houston, rip.
501
00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:50,034
What was down here,
wasn't it the ams-thing.
502
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:52,336
- And the coconut girl, right?
503
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:57,241
- Yeah, they built a 600
million dollar high school.
504
00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:00,177
- Yeah, yeah, let's
just tear down a really
505
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,279
important piece of la history,
506
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:04,682
lay off thousands of
teachers during a depression
507
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:08,318
and built a 600 million
dollar high school.
508
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,386
We love it!
509
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,759
Where bing Crosby first sang,
510
00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:17,361
where Marilyn Monroe
first signed a contract
511
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:21,165
to become a model, where Robert
Kennedy was assassinated.
512
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:24,268
Now the most expensive school
in the history of America.
513
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,203
- That building
better be able to fly.
514
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:30,741
for 600 million dollars,
our system is so fucked.
515
00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:34,211
- Bet the sloppy Joe's
are off the chain.
516
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,985
- Whatever, I'm
just a cog in the wheel.
517
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:43,821
I stopped practicing
law because I actually
518
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,390
wanted to try and
help people but,
519
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,759
sometimes I feel like
teaching's no better.
520
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:50,394
- What, your kids
love you, miles.
521
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,429
- Yeah, but they can't fire
the old shitty teachers,
522
00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:54,465
which is why I might not
have a job next year.
523
00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:59,103
ream out a kid if they're
two seconds late for class,
524
00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:00,471
but they won't just
pull him aside,
525
00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:03,107
have a conversation
if he's flunking.
526
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:07,211
- They fired everyone under
me, so I would be next.
527
00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:09,813
- Oh, god, I know it's hard.
528
00:29:10,816 --> 00:29:13,417
It's really important
that there's teachers
529
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,152
who actually care.
530
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:19,356
get into teaching if you
don't like kids, you know?
531
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,525
I mean, I feel like sometimes,
532
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:24,762
my kids are the only
people I believe in.
533
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:25,963
- What's up, fag?
534
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,297
- Fuck you, you little shit.
535
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:28,799
- Too bad your
girlfriend doesn't know
536
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:30,000
that you're a fag.
537
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:32,136
- Too bad I'm not
his girlfriend.
538
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,438
- She does know he's a fag.
539
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,307
- Couldn't you have
been my girlfriend
540
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:43,046
- Oh, sorry, I can be your
girlfriend for two seconds.
541
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:46,083
- Whatever, I take it
back, fuck kids too.
542
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:48,185
- Yeah, fuck kids.
543
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,187
Man, you held your own though.
544
00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:56,326
Even though nickelback at
the wiltern is hideous,
545
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,196
it can't be used for the
ugliest thing in Los Angeles.
546
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:03,233
at the witern, it has
to be something you've
547
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:05,002
never seen before.
548
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,136
- That sucks.
549
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,938
- Game's still on.
550
00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:14,411
- It's weird, how many
people do you think
551
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,848
what kind of crazy shit
used to go down here?
552
00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,249
- Um, not a lot.
553
00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:22,186
- It's like this entire
area has had it's history
554
00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,555
completely erased,
does anybody care?
555
00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:27,491
- Jesus, miles,
yes, people care.
556
00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:31,061
Do the people of koreatown
care, no, probably not.
557
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:35,365
putting food on the
table and cheap rent.
558
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:36,967
- Koreans and
Mexicans don't care
559
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:39,069
about history and culture, wow,
560
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:43,006
there's nothing worse than a
well intentioned white person.
561
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:45,442
- I'm just saying,
not everyone in la
562
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,011
grew up with a dad who was
trying to turn them gay.
563
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,279
- You know, I'm just
saying, why make history
564
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:52,015
if no one's gonna remember it?
565
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,383
- Do you need a hug?
566
00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:54,618
I feel like you need a hug.
567
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,387
- I do, a
hug would be nice.
568
00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:02,426
- Miles, it's not up to you
or I to save history today.
569
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:05,128
Let's leave that up
to the la conservancy,
570
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,231
they can be pissed about it.
571
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:10,133
We've got too much
on our plates.
572
00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:13,403
- I'm a member of
the la conservancy.
573
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:17,074
- Oh, of course
you are.
574
00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:42,532
- Eric is calling?
575
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:44,334
- Interesting.
576
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,502
- I'll let you answer
it if you let me
577
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:46,570
check my messages.
578
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,138
- No phones today.
579
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:49,273
- Who is he?
580
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,608
- Just a guy that I was seeing.
581
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,210
- What happened?
582
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:55,145
- Nothing,
583
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:58,682
uh, I don't know, I kind of
flaked on him a few times
584
00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:01,318
and he was really nice about it
585
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,589
and I should give him a
call when I wanted to rock.
586
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,090
- He actually told
you to call him
587
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,325
when you wanted to rock?
588
00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:10,260
That's awesome.
589
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,461
Did you call him?
590
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,196
- No, I respect the move though.
591
00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:14,464
- I respect the move,
i wanna call him
592
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:18,135
- It's all about the
timing, you know?
593
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,337
Sometimes if things are
a few months earlier
594
00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:21,939
or a few months later,
595
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,707
everything would
turn out differently,
596
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:26,610
but, if the timing's off,
then the timing's off.
597
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,211
- Did you see
Jeremy this morning?
598
00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:30,347
- Yeah, I saw him for a minute.
599
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:35,052
- Oh, god, we're fine,
whatever, it's cool.
600
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,057
- He still talks
about you a lot.
601
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,426
- Well, good for him.
602
00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:45,495
This morning he said, "we
should hang out like old times."
603
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:46,964
- Wow.
604
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:50,133
- You're not still
interested are you?
605
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:53,136
Yeah, I can't wait
to have his babies.
606
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,372
- How'd you forgive him?
607
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:56,606
- The first time?
608
00:32:56,608 --> 00:33:01,345
- The first time I pretended
like it never happened.
609
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,613
- Yikes, that's hard.
610
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,716
- The second time,
i dumped his ass
611
00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:09,186
and had sex with someone
with a much bigger dick.
612
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:10,988
- So, I have to find a
woman with like a much
613
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:11,989
bigger vagina?
614
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,357
- No, opposite.
615
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,058
- It doesn't work.
616
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,259
- Tighter.
617
00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:19,629
- Tighter is more revenge.
618
00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:21,999
- The tighter the better.
619
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,371
- Hey, he doesn't
know that you're the one
620
00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:30,140
who told me that he was
cheating on me, right?
621
00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:33,543
- God, no, I hope
not, I mean, I never told him.
622
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:37,614
oh, I said I could
see it in your eyes.
623
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,149
I just stared at them and
said it like four times
624
00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:41,551
until he started to cry.
625
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,186
He thinks I have esp.
626
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,155
- He totally does, that's it.
627
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:47,057
He keeps telling
me that he knows
628
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,692
that you know that
he's thinking about you
629
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:51,094
you're gonna come back.
630
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:55,465
- Stop it.
631
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:58,268
Tool.
632
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,629
- Have any other
guys in your life
633
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:27,764
other than rockin' Eric?
634
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,767
- No, not really.
635
00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,637
You know,
relationship's are hard.
636
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:36,206
- Tell me about it,
women are crazy.
637
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,474
- Not what I meant.
638
00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,376
- Oh, well, it's true.
639
00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:43,613
- Nice, what did you mean
Becca, oh, thank you miles.
640
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:47,384
What I meant was I'm
super picky, you know,
641
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,086
and I know pretty quickly if I'm
642
00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:54,124
and if I'm not, I don't wanna
waste their time or mine.
643
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:58,361
because it's convenient
or they're lonely.
644
00:34:58,363 --> 00:35:00,497
I don't want that to be me.
645
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:03,400
- So you knew that
you weren't into Eric?
646
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:05,368
- No, no, not necessarily.
647
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:08,505
- Yes, miles I'm giving
myself the chance.
648
00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,607
- Here you have a guy
who says the most awesome
649
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,477
thing ever, call me
when you wanna rock,
650
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,245
and you don't call him,
he obviously like you
651
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:18,248
and this is the same guy you
just said two seconds ago
652
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,883
you didn't know if
you liked him or not,
653
00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:22,152
so how's that giving
yourself a chance?
654
00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,620
- I don't know miles, you know,
655
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,388
I've got a lot on
my plate right now.
656
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,457
I'm moving to New York
maybe and I'm dealing
657
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,826
with my dad, I just
feel like it went from
658
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:31,528
taking care of my mom
to taking care of my dad
659
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,196
and I don't have the
time or energy to
660
00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:35,532
take care of somebody
else right now.
661
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:40,704
taking care of each other.
662
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:43,373
- Really, relationship advice?
663
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,843
- Yeah, i
guess I should talk.
664
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,745
- I hear what you're
saying, I get it,
665
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,814
it's just, I don't know,
666
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:53,917
a relationship seems daunting.
667
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:56,853
- I haven't been single
long, that seems daunting.
668
00:35:56,855 --> 00:36:00,490
- Do me a favor, if you
get back together with Sam,
669
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:04,294
just don't do it because
you're afraid of being alone.
670
00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:06,429
I mean, you just turned 30,
your values going way up,
671
00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:09,733
mine's going in the
opposite direction.
672
00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:16,439
- Your aura's off.
673
00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:19,309
- Yeah, I've had kind of
like a rough week, so.
674
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,677
- Not you, her.
675
00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:22,946
- Oh, you're talking about her?
676
00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,681
I agree.
677
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,316
- What's wrong with my aura?
678
00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:27,284
- Beets.
679
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:31,221
- Beets, you need
to eat more beets.
680
00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,589
They're magical.
681
00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:33,590
- Beets.
682
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:35,458
- Beets.
683
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,526
- Thank you.
684
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,261
- What about mine?
685
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,631
- You're cool, man, good vibes.
686
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,333
- Thanks, man.
687
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,467
- Ugh.
688
00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:48,238
- Yeah, I don't know
about that, thank you.
689
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:48,905
- Beets.
690
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:49,906
- Beets.
691
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,682
Where are we headed?
692
00:36:58,684 --> 00:37:00,483
- The beet
store, obviously.
693
00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:01,484
- Blow me.
694
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,757
Where'd you go?
695
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:12,495
- It's weird, it's
like, she was the one,
696
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,364
she was the one I was
going to spend the
697
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,466
rest of my life with, you know?
698
00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:17,934
A couple weeks ago,
everything was fine,
699
00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:21,871
now, it's not like i
think there's one person
700
00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:25,742
out of six billion that
i could be happy with,
701
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,977
there's not a lot
of girls out there
702
00:37:26,979 --> 00:37:28,712
that aren't crazy.
703
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,682
- Everybody's crazy, miles.
704
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,919
People who aren't a little
bit crazy are boring.
705
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,388
You just have to find someone
who's your type of crazy.
706
00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,523
- Sam was my kind of crazy.
707
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:41,524
- How so?
708
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,861
- She can like, shotgun
a beer faster than I can,
709
00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:47,797
she could speak
intelligently about every
710
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,767
proposition in the
upcoming election.
711
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:53,270
She knew every word
to "regulators".
712
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:54,838
She makes me laugh.
713
00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:58,441
- So, the question is then,
714
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,543
can you still trust her?
715
00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:02,812
- I don't know.
716
00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:06,750
- That's what you
gotta figure out.
717
00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:17,827
- I'm pathetic.
718
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:22,465
- I read her fucking diary,
like, how sad is that?
719
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:23,800
If I just didn't do that,
720
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,770
everything would
be fine right now.
721
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:28,305
- It's not your
finest moment, miles,
722
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:29,906
but, we've all
done stupid things.
723
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,308
I mean, you had a feeling
that something was wrong
724
00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:32,942
and you were right.
725
00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:35,545
- I gotta give her credit,
726
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:36,413
she puts up with
a lot of my shit,
727
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:40,717
I come home and i
wake her up for sex,
728
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,952
sweat profusely, I've got hair.
729
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:44,654
- Okay, okay, okay, you're
literally describing
730
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,489
every non-homosexual
man there is,
731
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,326
so, let's not give her
props for liking men, okay?
732
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:49,993
- Yeah, but she's like--
733
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:53,530
You're amazing,
whoever you choose
734
00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:55,065
is gonna be incredibly lucky,
735
00:38:55,067 --> 00:38:56,466
whether it's Sam or not.
736
00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,601
You're smart, you're confident,
737
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:01,638
you're really good
with kids and animals.
738
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,473
You're an incessantly
positive person,
739
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,809
you have an amazing
outlook on life,
740
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:07,777
although maybe not
the last three days.
741
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,080
You're, what else,
you're hilarious
742
00:39:10,082 --> 00:39:13,883
and you're sweet and
you're so talented.
743
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,353
- Keep going, this is
great, I'm enjoying this.
744
00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:18,888
- I don't know, I'm just saying.
745
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,124
Stop being such a bitch.
746
00:39:38,909 --> 00:39:42,779
- I'm actually surprised
we never hooked up.
747
00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:46,950
- I don't know, I don't
wanna make it awkward.
748
00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:48,485
- What did you mean to make it?
749
00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:50,787
- I just mean like,
considering all the
750
00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:53,390
drunken nights we spent
together in the last 15 years,
751
00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:54,457
you'd think, yeah, maybe
something like that
752
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:55,959
could've happened.
753
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:58,762
- We proved "when Harry
met Sally" wrong, go us.
754
00:39:58,764 --> 00:39:59,629
- Fist bump.
755
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,503
We did kiss one time though.
756
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:11,174
I mean, it wasn't a big
deal, you were blackout.
757
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,176
It was the summer
before senior year,
758
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:16,579
we went up to Santa Barbara
for the flaming lips, remember?
759
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,548
Jeremy and Nicole went
back into the bedroom
760
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,918
to smoke pot and you
said, "if I spoke pot, I'm
761
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,622
"gonna throw up all
over the world," so.
762
00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:30,093
and then, you looked at
me and you gave me that
763
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:33,096
same shit-eating grin that
you're doing right now
764
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:37,033
and you said, "if we
kiss, then neither of us
765
00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:41,971
"would ever throw up again
for our entire lives,"
766
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,973
and then you kissed me.
767
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:48,478
- Oh, my god, me too,
you threw up everywhere,
768
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,880
over the balcony onto that woman
who was a few stories down,
769
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,849
oh man, she was so pissed.
770
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:57,987
into Jeremy's room and you
guys started dating after that.
771
00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,789
- Yeah, crazy night.
772
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:01,991
- Can I tell you something?
773
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:02,992
- Always.
774
00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:06,663
- I wasn't blacked out.
775
00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:09,999
- Dude, you were fucking gone.
776
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,869
- But I wasn't blacked out.
777
00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:14,204
- You shit.
778
00:41:14,206 --> 00:41:16,706
- I had a crush on you.
779
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:17,707
- What?
780
00:41:20,212 --> 00:41:23,813
- Yeah, but that train was
coming to it's last stop,
781
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,617
you know, we broke up
like four days later.
782
00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:29,953
- Why didn't you
ever say anything?
783
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:31,488
- I was nervous.
784
00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:33,690
- No, miles, you were
not a nervous guy.
785
00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:35,091
- It's weird to take
something from the friend zone
786
00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:37,193
into the romantic zone.
787
00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:39,496
- Alright, well, good
to know that doesn't
788
00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:41,097
bother you anymore.
789
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:52,041
- I don't know, whatever, it
was like a bunch of years ago,
790
00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:55,111
you know, I'm over it, you know.
791
00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:57,847
You remember that time,
it was like a few days
792
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,749
before that trip where
you came over to my house?
793
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:00,750
- Yeah.
794
00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:03,553
- Yeah, I made you that
bean dip and you said
795
00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:05,922
you had something
important to tell me?
796
00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:08,191
- I told you that i
had a crush on Jeremy.
797
00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:12,662
- Thought you were gonna tell
me you had a crush on me.
798
00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:16,299
- Oh, miles, I'm sorry.
799
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,301
- Oh, my god, it was 13
years ago, I'm over it.
800
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:21,704
- You always treated me like
i was your little sister.
801
00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:23,273
You used to give me noogies.
802
00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:25,808
- Yeah, it was total friend
zone back then, you know,
803
00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,577
but you grew on me.
804
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,315
- Well, when did
you start liking me?
805
00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,684
- Middle of junior year,
i went to your house,
806
00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:36,085
I knocked on the door,
no one came to the door,
807
00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:38,021
so I just kind of walked around
808
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:42,692
and I saw you just
painting, listening to music
809
00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:46,729
and I just watched for
like an hour and a half.
810
00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:51,968
- Creep, taxi!
811
00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,102
- Hilarious.
812
00:42:54,972 --> 00:42:55,972
- Wow.
813
00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:57,807
- Crazy.
814
00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:00,176
- That is crazy.
815
00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:05,648
I had a crush on you since
like the day I met you
816
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,684
until I started dating Jeremy.
817
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:10,954
- Way, of course i
had a crush on you,
818
00:43:10,956 --> 00:43:12,188
I've always had a crush on you.
819
00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:16,125
- Miles, I was the new
girl and you were the dorky
820
00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:19,596
funny guy who made me feel
at home, like right away,
821
00:43:19,598 --> 00:43:21,064
what wasn't there to like?
822
00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:22,365
- I'm not disagreeing with you,
823
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:23,800
other than the dorky part.
824
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:27,270
You know, I never knew.
825
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,806
- I wasn't gonna tell you.
826
00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:32,609
- See, this is what
i mean, if our timing
827
00:43:32,611 --> 00:43:35,979
was a little
different, who knows?
828
00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:38,281
cheating on me, i
could have been walking
829
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,283
around with Sam all day.
830
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:41,284
- Shut up.
831
00:43:45,656 --> 00:43:48,358
- In the world of affairs,
we live in our own age
832
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,027
in books we live in all ages.
833
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,932
La central library,
actually just named it
834
00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:58,968
the Richard riordan library,
835
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,738
could have called it the ray
bradbury central library,
836
00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:05,908
teaching himself
to write in here.
837
00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:10,980
Fahrenheit 451 versus
an old balding ex-mayor.
838
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,315
Tough decision.
839
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,351
- I like the la
central library best.
840
00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:18,021
- So do I, riordan's
not even dead yet.
841
00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:19,288
You shouldn't be able
to have a building
842
00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:21,090
named after you
unless you're dead.
843
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:22,925
- What if you're super awesome?
844
00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:26,829
and you wouldn't need a fucking
building to tell you that.
845
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:30,199
- I think I need a
building to tell me that.
846
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:33,870
- Oh, for you, I shall
make an exception.
847
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,765
- I love all the
light posts in la.
848
00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:10,767
- Yeah, they're pretty sweet.
849
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:12,502
- They're so charming, you know?
850
00:46:12,504 --> 00:46:14,036
Each one's so
different and cool.
851
00:46:14,038 --> 00:46:15,505
- I've never really noticed.
852
00:46:15,507 --> 00:46:17,106
- You should start
noticing them.
853
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:20,910
Can't use it as your most
beautiful thing though, right,
854
00:46:20,912 --> 00:46:26,349
- I'm just saying,
well, you should take
855
00:46:26,351 --> 00:46:28,451
care of yourself and
find your ugliest thing.
856
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,386
- Okay, alright, I think I will.
857
00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:31,420
You're pretty ugly.
858
00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:32,288
- Nice.
859
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:33,156
- Could be that.
860
00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,023
- You're uglier.
861
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,024
Oh, burn.
862
00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:41,464
it's a beautiful day
for a beautiful day.
863
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,966
How you doin', sir?
- Wanna watch?
864
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,469
Sit over here in the
mezzanine, c'mon.
865
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:47,904
Who wants to dance?
866
00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:49,438
Who wants to dance?
867
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:54,877
Come on, come on, bring
it back, bring it back.
868
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:57,814
- Great seats.
869
00:46:57,816 --> 00:47:01,083
- There we go, there we go, ho!
870
00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:04,887
- He's really good.
871
00:47:05,889 --> 00:47:07,456
- You like men, you
like women, I'm looking
872
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:10,459
for some ladies, but i
don't care, I don't care
873
00:47:10,461 --> 00:47:12,895
who's going down on me anymore.
874
00:47:12,897 --> 00:47:14,463
I used to care, not anymore,
i use my imagination
875
00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:17,867
and just imagine it's
a 20 year old girl
876
00:47:17,869 --> 00:47:21,537
that I met in telemcula
and then it's, boom!
877
00:47:22,372 --> 00:47:23,840
- She's on your cock.
878
00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:24,507
- Boom.
879
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:27,410
- Even though it's a
guy, it don't matter.
880
00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:28,911
It don't matter.
881
00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:30,112
- Is he coming?
882
00:47:30,114 --> 00:47:32,849
Yeah.
883
00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:34,150
- And he's here.
884
00:47:34,152 --> 00:47:35,084
- Hold this please.
885
00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:38,621
Oh, I don't, maybe like 4:30?
886
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:41,624
- I'm late.
887
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:53,035
- Yeah, we should go.
888
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:06,582
- What do you think
he's late for?
889
00:48:08,285 --> 00:48:10,486
Good with families and children,
890
00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:12,622
bad with parking meters.
891
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:38,614
That's the ugliest thing in la.
892
00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:41,450
- More sad than ugly.
893
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:53,596
Let's go.
894
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:06,275
really that far from
sleeping on the street.
895
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,543
- Speak for yourself,
I'm not conversing
896
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:09,445
with a parking meter.
897
00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:12,348
- You've never talk to
an inanimate object?
898
00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:13,950
We all hear voices
in our head, miles.
899
00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:16,085
Crazy people just say
what they hear out loud,
900
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,321
trying to keep them quiet.
901
00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:21,090
- Wow, I was not expecting
you to say something
902
00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:22,625
so profound, I actually
need a moment to like,
903
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:23,960
process that.
904
00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:28,230
- Another difference
is they smell.
905
00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:30,666
- Did you not smell
yourself this morning?
906
00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:33,402
Have a little compassion.
907
00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:35,137
Ugh, my feet hurt.
908
00:49:36,606 --> 00:49:40,242
- Aw, poor baby, you
want, want me to,
909
00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:43,646
come on, come on, oh my god, ah,
910
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,481
see how compassionate I'm being?
911
00:49:50,554 --> 00:49:53,556
- Where are we
going, do you know?
912
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:58,461
- No, I don't,
i kinda like that.
913
00:49:58,463 --> 00:50:00,496
- Yeah, me too, I guess.
914
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:05,001
and not worry about
the destination.
915
00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:06,302
- You should
put that on a t-shirt.
916
00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:08,404
- We should.
917
00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:10,139
- Easier said than done.
918
00:50:10,141 --> 00:50:11,440
- No, I think we
could if we wanted to.
919
00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:15,144
those people know how to live.
920
00:50:15,146 --> 00:50:20,049
It starts out with
family then health
921
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:23,152
then work, here it's
complete opposite.
922
00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,553
- Okay, so like, if
we were living today
923
00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:27,123
based solely on
Italian principles,
924
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:30,526
We'd move back in
with our parents.
925
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:37,767
- We would start using
olive oil instead of butter,
926
00:50:37,769 --> 00:50:38,701
drink more red wine.
927
00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:42,705
- Yeah,
that sounds awesome.
928
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:48,144
- Si, I gotta move
in with your parents though.
929
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,728
- Ready to give all
this up for New York?
930
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:41,230
- I don't know, this
place is amazing.
931
00:51:41,232 --> 00:51:42,865
It's like the og food court.
932
00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,267
- It's the best, this
whole street's the best.
933
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:49,705
the same price they
sell for in Mexico.
934
00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:52,508
- Yeah, three hats, 10 bucks.
935
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,110
- Are they made of flour?
936
00:51:54,112 --> 00:51:56,312
- Corn, actually.
937
00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:58,214
This whole place used
to be carne asada,
938
00:51:58,216 --> 00:52:00,616
pig heads, butcher
shops, now there's
939
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:02,751
like a hipster juice bar.
940
00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:04,753
I hate hipsters.
941
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:06,789
- Hate is a strong word, miles.
942
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,691
- Don't give me your
bullshit compassion.
943
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:10,659
These hipsters come in
and they like take over
944
00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:12,862
our authentic la, now
there's a urban outfitters
945
00:52:12,864 --> 00:52:15,898
and an Ace hotel on Broadway.
946
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:18,868
- Would you rather the property
sits empty and languishes?
947
00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:22,605
- No, but they just think
they're so fucking cool.
948
00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:24,607
- You think you're
so fucking cool.
949
00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:25,674
- Yeah, but I can
just be cool by like
950
00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:28,177
showing people I'm cool,
951
00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:31,647
I don't need like
a fucking mustache.
952
00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:33,849
the same as everybody else.
953
00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:34,850
- Do I?
954
00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:38,621
- Yeah, you shop at penguin,
you wear lucky jeans,
955
00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:40,523
you like ball caps and
you wear white t-shirts,
956
00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:42,158
I can name three guys
that dress just like you.
957
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,459
- Please don't.
958
00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:45,728
- Just saying,
you're not special.
959
00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:48,697
- Wow, single tear
rolling down my cheek
960
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:50,766
for the next three hours.
961
00:52:50,768 --> 00:52:52,568
- People who wear one
uniform, they love to look
962
00:52:52,570 --> 00:52:54,336
down on people who
wear another uniform,
963
00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:55,704
it's the human race.
964
00:52:55,706 --> 00:52:59,842
I know really cool guys
that dress like you,
965
00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:02,912
and I know super douches
that dress like you.
966
00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:06,315
it's like, no matter
what your uniform is,
967
00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:07,716
there's a neighborhood for you.
968
00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:09,451
- Yeah, but some
uniforms still suck.
969
00:53:09,453 --> 00:53:10,586
- Like what?
970
00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:13,189
- The Nazi uniform?
971
00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,592
- I don't know, guess I've
never met a cool Nazi,
972
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:18,894
but uh, there's still time.
973
00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:21,830
- Ah, you like to
push my buttons.
974
00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:25,701
What's your uniform,
Ms. know-it-all.
975
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,903
- I don't have a uniform.
976
00:53:31,576 --> 00:53:35,211
There's your uniform.
977
00:53:36,346 --> 00:53:38,581
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
978
00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:58,827
- I don't think there's
a song in it with whistling
979
00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:00,562
that I don't like,
980
00:55:00,564 --> 00:55:02,865
"{Sittin' on) The dock
of the bay", classic.
981
00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:04,400
- "Don't worry
be happy", classic.
982
00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:07,503
- "Stranger",
Billy Joel.
983
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,739
- "Daydream",
lovin' spoonful.
984
00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:12,841
- There's more.
985
00:55:14,412 --> 00:55:18,580
- Genius, no,
there's more, there's more.
986
00:55:18,582 --> 00:55:22,985
There's a, what's the
one, do do do do do do do.
987
00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:28,457
- You know the one
that goes do do do do do do do.
988
00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:30,426
- Oh yeah, that
one, right, uh-huh.
989
00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,094
- I hate you.
990
00:55:32,096 --> 00:55:34,496
- No, i
do, kinda hate you.
991
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,365
- No, you love me.
992
00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:42,838
in Los Angeles today, when
are we crowning a champion?
993
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,006
- Oh, I saw the most
beautiful thing,
994
00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:45,641
like, an hour ago.
995
00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:49,945
had to find it,
you assume that we
996
00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:52,481
- That's so lame, of
course we have share
997
00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:53,882
it with each other.
998
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,617
You didn't see anything.
999
00:55:55,619 --> 00:55:57,086
- Yes, I did.
1000
00:55:57,088 --> 00:55:58,487
- What did you see?
1001
00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:01,390
- You didn't see shit.
1002
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:07,429
- I saw an older lady sitting
in a flimsy folding chair
1003
00:56:07,431 --> 00:56:11,633
in the middle of the sidewalk
knitting herself a scarf.
1004
00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:12,634
- And?
1005
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:16,038
- And, you wonder why I don't
wanna tell you anything.
1006
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,639
- I'm listening.
1007
00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:22,010
- She was just sitting there,
not waiting for anything,
1008
00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:26,382
not the bus, not the Metro,
she was just sitting,
1009
00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:29,385
knitting, doing her thing.
1010
00:56:30,587 --> 00:56:32,721
- Why is that beautiful?
1011
00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:34,623
- I thought it was peaceful.
1012
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:35,624
- How so?
1013
00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:40,129
- She was just doing
something for herself.
1014
00:56:40,131 --> 00:56:44,600
She was doing something to
bring herself some peace.
1015
00:56:44,602 --> 00:56:46,468
I thought it was beautiful.
1016
00:56:46,470 --> 00:56:48,670
- I get it, I get it.
1017
00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:52,941
I mean, I don't think it
wins the day, but I get it.
1018
00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:02,718
- You ever see
a pbr tallboy in a can?
1019
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,821
- It's a
thing of beauty.
1020
00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:06,822
Cheers.
1021
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,531
- How are your folks?
1022
00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:16,799
- They're great,
yeah, they've been up
1023
00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:18,700
to my aunt's house
in San Francisco.
1024
00:57:18,702 --> 00:57:21,103
- Oh, that's so cool, they're
always doing fun stuff.
1025
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:23,872
- Yeah, they literally had
a water fight the other day.
1026
00:57:23,874 --> 00:57:27,042
- Yeah, the relationship
kind of simultaneously
1027
00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:28,710
makes me feel like
a failure in love
1028
00:57:28,712 --> 00:57:31,213
but also that you know,
there's hope that somebody
1029
00:57:31,215 --> 00:57:32,748
I'll have what they have.
1030
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:35,184
- You will, it's
all gonna work out.
1031
00:57:35,186 --> 00:57:36,452
- Will it?
1032
00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:38,220
- I think it will.
1033
00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:39,488
- I mean,
there's a chance that
1034
00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:42,090
That's a possibility.
1035
00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:45,727
- Yes, there's
a possibility that
it won't work out.
1036
00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:47,229
- It's weird, it's like
when we tell people
1037
00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:49,765
it'll all work out,
how do we know?
1038
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:52,868
- We don't, you just
lie to them to make them
1039
00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,570
feel better about it,
but I'm not talking about
1040
00:57:54,572 --> 00:57:56,472
the situation, I'm
talking about you
1041
00:57:56,474 --> 00:57:59,708
because I know you,
you're a survivor.
1042
00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:03,879
Shit's gonna get thrown
at us our whole lives.
1043
00:58:03,881 --> 00:58:07,916
You take it in and you
laugh, you cry, you learn
1044
00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:10,586
what you can and you move on.
1045
00:58:16,693 --> 00:58:19,495
- Is that the lamp from
"a Christmas story"?
1046
00:58:19,497 --> 00:58:21,029
That is the most
beautiful thing in la.
1047
00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:23,765
- Okay, that can be
your most beautiful thing.
1048
00:58:23,767 --> 00:58:24,900
- It's so
much better than
1049
00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:25,767
your most beautiful thing.
1050
00:58:25,769 --> 00:58:27,069
- Oh, whatever.
1051
00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:35,177
What am I gonna do miles?
1052
00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:37,112
- What am I gonna do?
1053
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:41,683
Waterfall?
1054
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,820
- What did you just say?
1055
00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:47,789
- Oh, man, I haven't
done a waterfall...
1056
00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:49,925
- I feel like we
need a waterfall.
1057
00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:50,926
- Really?
1058
00:58:50,928 --> 00:58:56,098
tlc taught me and start
chasing me some waterfalls.
1059
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,099
Waterfall!
1060
00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:50,719
- oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me help you guys
1061
00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:52,087
out here with these.
1062
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:57,225
- Don't touch
me, bro.
1063
00:59:58,227 --> 01:00:00,329
Sam's calling, do
you wanna answer it?
1064
01:00:00,331 --> 01:00:01,597
- Nah, fuck it.
1065
01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:02,931
- You sure?
1066
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,266
- Yeah.
1067
01:00:07,370 --> 01:00:08,971
- Why don't we skip anymore?
1068
01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:11,006
- Oh, guys don't skip,
guys don't skip, okay?
1069
01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:12,908
We freestyle walk.
1070
01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:18,780
- Yeah, freestyle walk,
check it, look at this.
1071
01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:22,618
- Wow, bravo,
bravo, yeah, I see.
1072
01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:25,387
Not any woman could
do a sport like that,
1073
01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:27,289
it takes the strength, right?
1074
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:28,624
- Oh yeah, no, I've been
working on my leg muscles
1075
01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:31,326
- Luckily, I am not any woman.
1076
01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:32,361
- Wait, are you gonna?
1077
01:00:32,363 --> 01:00:35,130
Do it at your own risk.
1078
01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:36,131
I can't promise you're not gonna
1079
01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:37,299
get seriously injured.
1080
01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,634
- Alright, ready?
1081
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:39,901
- Oh, god.
1082
01:00:39,903 --> 01:00:40,902
- Oh.
1083
01:00:42,238 --> 01:00:44,006
- Toe tap?
1084
01:00:44,008 --> 01:00:45,173
- Just the toe tap.
1085
01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:47,643
- What, I didn't see you do it.
1086
01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:48,910
- I didn't wanna
show you anything
1087
01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:50,245
you couldn't handle.
1088
01:00:50,247 --> 01:00:51,413
- Oh, anything i
can't handle, right?
1089
01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:57,319
- Back up a little bit.
1090
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:58,920
- Oh, excuse me.
1091
01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:00,989
- Oh.
1092
01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:02,958
- Oh, my nuts!
1093
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,193
Oh, fuck you, meter!
1094
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:09,364
- Now, who's yelling
at the parking meters?
1095
01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:11,033
Are you alright?
1096
01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:13,402
Oh, that hurt my nuts.
1097
01:01:13,404 --> 01:01:16,204
- What is this, what
is happening, this is awesome.
1098
01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:19,775
- This is art walk,
wait, the vice-mayor of la
1099
01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:22,277
- I've always wanted to
come down to art walk,
1100
01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:23,211
I've just never made it.
1101
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:24,880
This is awesome.
1102
01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:30,152
- Oh, so you're
gonna move to New York
1103
01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:32,254
- That is the dilemma.
1104
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:33,955
- What's the dilemma?
1105
01:01:33,957 --> 01:01:36,892
- Well, imagine
this but everyday,
1106
01:01:36,894 --> 01:01:39,761
not just once a month,
that is New York.
1107
01:01:39,763 --> 01:01:41,697
- This could be everyday.
1108
01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:42,931
This could be
everyday, it would just
1109
01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:44,099
take a little bit
of time, you know,
1110
01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:45,133
but you'd be part of something.
1111
01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:46,201
- Yeah!
1112
01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:47,069
- Yeah!
1113
01:01:47,071 --> 01:01:49,471
- Be the soundtrack.
1114
01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:51,940
- You got the iPod, dj Tanner.
1115
01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:53,008
Turn it up.
1116
01:02:44,294 --> 01:02:45,227
- follow me?
1117
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:46,762
- Oh my gosh, hi.
1118
01:02:46,764 --> 01:02:50,232
- What am I doing here,
these are my photos.
1119
01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:53,235
- No way, aw, these
are beautiful.
1120
01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:58,340
to invite you out, glad
you decided you wanna rock.
1121
01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:02,778
- Yeah, I'm glad
I'm here too, actually.
1122
01:03:04,046 --> 01:03:07,783
I'm here with miles, my oldest
friend from high school.
1123
01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:12,521
- Hey, nice to meet you, man.
1124
01:03:12,523 --> 01:03:14,055
Really cool work.
1125
01:03:14,057 --> 01:03:15,423
- Yeah, thanks.
1126
01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:18,927
you guys want
something to drink or?
1127
01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:23,932
- Yeah, none for me,
no drinking on the job.
1128
01:03:27,103 --> 01:03:29,471
- Uh, when
did you do higby's?
1129
01:03:29,473 --> 01:03:31,039
- When did
you get so sexy?
1130
01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:39,241
then you disappeared.
1131
01:04:39,243 --> 01:04:41,543
- I just wanted to get
a breath of fresh air.
1132
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:43,144
- You ready to go?
1133
01:04:43,146 --> 01:04:44,880
- Yeah, I'll go, i
mean, I don't wanna
1134
01:04:44,882 --> 01:04:47,282
get in the way of
whatever you guys.
1135
01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:48,450
- Oh yeah, no, not at all.
1136
01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:50,185
We're gonna get coffee tomorrow.
1137
01:04:50,187 --> 01:04:53,922
I had no idea his stuff
was so good, loved it.
1138
01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:54,923
- Cool.
1139
01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:09,337
Wish we could just get on
the trolley and go home.
1140
01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:13,575
- Yeah, relax miles, i
saw "Roger rabbit" too.
1141
01:05:16,946 --> 01:05:20,248
- Oh, that is the
new-ish catholic church.
1142
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:22,450
- That's it.
1143
01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:24,452
- Jesus, that's ugly.
1144
01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:26,588
- I don't know,
it's not that bad.
1145
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:30,492
make you feel like, closer
to god or something?
1146
01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:31,559
- Yeah, I think that was
the original intention
1147
01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:33,595
in the middle ages, yeah.
1148
01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:35,297
- It makes me wanna
closer to home depot,
1149
01:05:35,299 --> 01:05:36,932
did they even finish sanding it?
1150
01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:39,401
- Be nice, I read that
it's gorgeous inside.
1151
01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:47,042
they're basically the biggest
organized crime syndicate
1152
01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:49,611
in the Atlantic,
they're worse than fifa.
1153
01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:51,012
- You're just shitting
on the architecture
1154
01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:52,080
because it's a catholic church.
1155
01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:54,215
- No, no, it's also ugly.
1156
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:24,546
- I thought it was
peaceful in there.
1157
01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:28,049
I mean, I agree, the
outside kind of, is weird,
1158
01:06:28,051 --> 01:06:30,518
but I liked it inside.
1159
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,087
- It's so ugly.
1160
01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:38,493
so flashy on the
outside, you know?
1161
01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:40,128
I think that's what
true religion is,
1162
01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:41,463
you don't have to flaunt
it on the outside,
1163
01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:43,098
you just be beautiful
on the inside.
1164
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,265
- Right, 'cause that's
the catholic church's mo,
1165
01:06:44,267 --> 01:06:46,301
not flaunting it.
1166
01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:50,572
- I think in this case,
yeah, that's the way it is.
1167
01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:54,776
I wanna get something
from the gift shop,
1168
01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:57,245
do you want a drink?
1169
01:06:57,247 --> 01:06:59,714
- Gift shop, yep,
it's a perfect example
1170
01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:01,649
of how the catholic church
really cares about people's
1171
01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:04,052
inner spirituality.
1172
01:07:04,054 --> 01:07:05,353
- Jesus, miles.
1173
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:07,288
- My thoughts exactly.
1174
01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:09,290
- You're being a dick.
1175
01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:10,458
- I'm sorry, did
you wanna buy like a
1176
01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,460
four dollar bottle of water?
1177
01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:15,263
Do you wanna buy like
a $300 chintzy cross?
1178
01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:17,665
Fuckin' go for it, they
buy that shit on Broadway.
1179
01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:20,435
they buy it over there,
and they bring it in here
1180
01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:22,037
and they mark it up.
1181
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:28,710
completely insensitive
and close-minded.
1182
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,445
- Since when did you
become a fucking apologist
1183
01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:32,047
for the organization
that caused more wars
1184
01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,448
than anybody else in
the history of the world
1185
01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:36,284
and fucking protects pedophiles?
1186
01:07:36,286 --> 01:07:37,719
- I'm not an apologist, miles.
1187
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:40,355
Have you ever heard
of mother Teresa?
1188
01:07:40,357 --> 01:07:42,424
She was catholic and
she's fucking real.
1189
01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:43,491
- Oh my god, how
can you buy into the
1190
01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,727
catholic church's line of bs?
1191
01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:48,730
When did you become
so religious?
1192
01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:52,267
but I respect other
people who are.
1193
01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:55,503
beliefs and opinions, even if
they're different from yours.
1194
01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:56,638
- Yeah, but you have
to be a fucking moron
1195
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,373
to buy into their line of bs.
1196
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,208
You know what, if
your bullshit meter
1197
01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:02,844
is like that faulty, then,
maybe you should just
1198
01:08:02,846 --> 01:08:05,180
start rethinking
everything, 'cause I don't
1199
01:08:05,182 --> 01:08:09,150
70 year old white guys in Rome,
1200
01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:10,485
I don't think any
new yorker is gonna
1201
01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:12,487
pay shit for your art.
1202
01:08:14,356 --> 01:08:18,193
- Maybe you should
rethink everything, miles.
1203
01:08:18,195 --> 01:08:22,564
but you don't know
shit about yourself.
1204
01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:25,200
Wah, wah, wah, my fiance
is cheating on me,
1205
01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:26,701
I hate being a teacher,
I'm gonna go cry
1206
01:08:26,703 --> 01:08:28,236
in my mom's bed for three days.
1207
01:08:28,238 --> 01:08:31,372
You know what, i
don't have that.
1208
01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:34,275
I don't have mommy's
shoulder to cry on.
1209
01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:36,244
Do you ever hear me
complaining about life ever?
1210
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,645
No, because I'm too
busy fucking taking
1211
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:41,316
I take care of my mom, and
then I took care of my dad
1212
01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,751
and now I'm here fucking
taking care of you,
1213
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:47,322
when do I ever have time
to take care of myself,
1214
01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:48,723
and yeah, I might go
to New York and I might
1215
01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:50,391
fucking fall on my ass,
1216
01:08:50,393 --> 01:08:51,392
but you know what,
at least I'll know
1217
01:08:51,394 --> 01:08:55,697
and say, at least I'm
not a giant fucking pussy
1218
01:08:55,699 --> 01:08:58,900
like miles, at least
i fucking tried.
1219
01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:04,439
- I didn't fucking ask
for you to come today.
1220
01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:06,441
I didn't ask for any of this.
1221
01:09:06,443 --> 01:09:08,176
- No, game's over.
1222
01:09:08,178 --> 01:09:09,177
Fuck it.
1223
01:09:10,679 --> 01:09:12,447
- Miles.
1224
01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:14,249
- Fuck off.
1225
01:09:15,718 --> 01:09:20,188
- Please, can we
just, go, please, together?
1226
01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:03,665
- give me my phone.
1227
01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:08,536
- Now you wanna talk to her?
1228
01:10:09,472 --> 01:10:11,873
You did not just throw
my phone into the lake.
1229
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,509
- Go fish it out and see.
1230
01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:17,378
- No, no, no, don't.
1231
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,716
You're gonna feel
like shit for that.
1232
01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:26,621
to feel any shittier than
you're making me feel right now.
1233
01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:27,822
Last thing I wanted
to do was burden
1234
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,457
anybody with my problems, okay?
1235
01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,960
Remember, you came to me today,
1236
01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:33,261
I didn't ask for you,
1237
01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,729
I didn't ask for this day
1238
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:37,599
and I'm still not asking for it.
1239
01:10:48,310 --> 01:10:49,777
- Miles, it's me.
1240
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:55,383
Look, I cheated but i
didn't have sex with him,
1241
01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:57,518
we just got drunk in
a bar and made out
1242
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,387
with some guy, i
don't even know.
1243
01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:01,656
It was really stupid
and I was really drunk
1244
01:11:01,658 --> 01:11:03,324
and I'm so sorry.
1245
01:11:04,827 --> 01:11:07,428
I know we can work this out.
1246
01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:12,500
Call me back because i
love you so much, bye.
1247
01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:31,753
- There's something
that I never,
1248
01:11:31,755 --> 01:11:34,355
I've never told anyone, but,
1249
01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:41,963
my mom wasn't very
religious, you know?
1250
01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:45,433
But, at the end of
the last few months
1251
01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,303
right before she died,
1252
01:11:50,572 --> 01:11:53,441
she started talking to a priest.
1253
01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,446
In bolvo, she was at her weakest
1254
01:11:58,448 --> 01:12:00,581
from the chemotherapy and
1255
01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:05,386
she was in so much pain
1256
01:12:06,388 --> 01:12:09,824
and she was withering
away before my eyes.
1257
01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:17,799
It's the only thing that
gave her a sense of hope.
1258
01:12:21,704 --> 01:12:23,805
So maybe it's bullshit,
miles, maybe it's bullshit,
1259
01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:25,540
I don't know, but,
1260
01:12:26,975 --> 01:12:30,011
it made her feel
better about dying
1261
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:37,652
and for that I will
always be grateful.
1262
01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:41,489
- I'm sorry, sorry
about everything I said.
1263
01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:54,902
Sam wanted to get
married at that church.
1264
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:55,903
I said no.
1265
01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:06,581
Ah, well, we've
bussed, we've walked,
1266
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:08,683
we've subwayed
all over the city,
1267
01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:09,884
you know one thing
we haven't done?
1268
01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:13,054
- Paddle boat, paddle boat.
1269
01:13:14,790 --> 01:13:15,656
How nice is this?
1270
01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:19,394
My dad grew up
right around here.
1271
01:13:19,396 --> 01:13:21,829
- Angelino heights.
1272
01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:22,697
- Oh yeah?
1273
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:24,132
- Yeah.
1274
01:13:24,134 --> 01:13:26,701
It's where the house
from charmed is.
1275
01:13:26,703 --> 01:13:28,436
- You watched charmed?
1276
01:13:36,545 --> 01:13:40,047
- Ah, angelino heights,
I've got porch envy already.
1277
01:13:40,049 --> 01:13:45,520
2414, great porch,
people would just stop by
1278
01:13:45,522 --> 01:13:50,591
and barbecue, drink beers,
porches bring people together.
1279
01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:53,094
- My dad grew up
right around this corner,
1280
01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:54,729
wanna check it out?
1281
01:13:54,731 --> 01:13:56,097
- Yeah.
1282
01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:02,870
Ooh, this looks
like a cool party,
1283
01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:07,875
- We don't know
anybody in there.
1284
01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:09,076
- So?
1285
01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,813
- Hipsters.
1286
01:14:11,815 --> 01:14:15,983
- Come on, it
sounds like robot gangbang.
1287
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:47,181
- these hipsters fucking rock.
1288
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,624
- holy shit.
1289
01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:57,925
- What?
1290
01:14:57,927 --> 01:15:00,027
- Houston, it's Houston.
1291
01:15:01,630 --> 01:15:03,498
- Holy shit.
1292
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,507
- Houston!
1293
01:15:12,509 --> 01:15:13,508
- Houston!
1294
01:15:15,611 --> 01:15:18,145
You remember us, from the bus?
1295
01:15:19,548 --> 01:15:22,783
- Oh, yeah, sorry
i was being a dick,
1296
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,120
I just had to take a shit.
1297
01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:29,190
- It's all good now, yeah.
1298
01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:31,792
So, who do you guys
know over here?
1299
01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:34,929
- Yeah, let's party, yeah!
1300
01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:51,078
- you, you are
adorbs, oh my god,
1301
01:15:51,947 --> 01:15:54,682
your hair is amazing, so soft.
1302
01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:57,752
It smells like cotton
candy, I love it.
1303
01:15:57,754 --> 01:15:58,819
Can we make out?
1304
01:15:58,821 --> 01:16:03,658
- Oh my god, I'm gonna
be your best friend.
1305
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:08,563
talking to your
friend much tonight,
1306
01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:12,266
- It's all good, I think
she needs a miles break.
1307
01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:13,601
- I'm Sarah.
1308
01:16:13,603 --> 01:16:14,936
- I'm miles.
1309
01:16:14,938 --> 01:16:16,103
- I kinda got that.
1310
01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:55,142
- Sarah is gonna show
me where the drinks are,
1311
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,277
you want one?
1312
01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:57,612
- Yeah, get me one.
1313
01:16:57,614 --> 01:16:59,313
- I'll be right back.
1314
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:13,160
- Yeah, born and raised.
1315
01:17:13,162 --> 01:17:14,662
- Wow, I don't think I've ever
1316
01:17:14,664 --> 01:17:17,231
actually met someone from la?
1317
01:17:17,233 --> 01:17:21,769
that's actually why
i was walking by.
1318
01:17:21,771 --> 01:17:23,170
- Thanks for the beer, miles.
1319
01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:24,872
- Becca, ah fuck, sorry.
1320
01:17:24,874 --> 01:17:27,041
- Oh, I'll go grab you one.
1321
01:17:27,043 --> 01:17:28,275
- Oh, thanks.
1322
01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:32,313
What a day.
1323
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:42,323
- How do you know if you
actually know someone?
1324
01:17:42,325 --> 01:17:45,326
- Um, I think you
just kinda know.
1325
01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:49,230
- Isn't it kinda like terrifying
1326
01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:51,198
to think that, you
know, that you think
1327
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,368
you might know someone
but you really don't?
1328
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,971
- What if we come
up with a test?
1329
01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:58,172
- Is that possible?
1330
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:00,808
- Is that possible, how?
1331
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,176
- Uh, okay, how about this?
1332
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,411
What color are my eyes?
1333
01:18:03,413 --> 01:18:04,412
- Becca.
1334
01:18:05,447 --> 01:18:07,114
- Miles, what color are my eyes?
1335
01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:09,684
- I'm like a dude, I don't
know my mom's eye color.
1336
01:18:09,686 --> 01:18:13,220
- What, I saw you 15 years,
dude, what color are my eyes?
1337
01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:14,855
- It's a trick question.
1338
01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:15,856
- How so?
1339
01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:20,828
- 'Cause your eyes change
color with the light.
1340
01:18:23,865 --> 01:18:24,865
- Yeah.
1341
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:27,034
- My god, I was
worried for a second.
1342
01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:29,970
- Maybe your eyes didn't
change color with the light?
1343
01:18:33,942 --> 01:18:37,812
- Night's like tonight make
me feel happy to be alive.
1344
01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:39,980
Like, if we could just
look out into the stars
1345
01:18:39,982 --> 01:18:42,116
and as the smoke clears
and we see everything
1346
01:18:42,118 --> 01:18:43,384
that's going on.
1347
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:46,754
- Taco
Tuesday, roll out!
1348
01:18:46,756 --> 01:18:47,888
- Oh yeah.
1349
01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:49,123
- What is that?
1350
01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,257
- We night bike around la.
1351
01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:52,026
It gets kinda crazy.
1352
01:18:52,028 --> 01:18:56,864
- I gotta couple bikes
if you guys wanna join.
1353
01:18:56,866 --> 01:18:58,132
- Yeah.
1354
01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:33,260
- I'm dead.
1355
01:20:36,865 --> 01:20:41,135
- Oh, my legs are like,
what the hell are you doing?
1356
01:20:46,575 --> 01:20:51,045
All of la's light poles, all
in one place, just for you.
1357
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:53,514
- Thank you.
1358
01:20:55,617 --> 01:20:57,484
- I woke up this
morning, I had no idea
1359
01:20:57,486 --> 01:20:58,986
today would be like this.
1360
01:20:58,988 --> 01:21:00,387
- Me neither.
1361
01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:01,322
- Honestly, I just
thought we were gonna bowl
1362
01:21:01,324 --> 01:21:02,990
and play area 51.
1363
01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:04,859
- Still time.
1364
01:21:04,861 --> 01:21:05,960
- It's one.
1365
01:21:06,895 --> 01:21:08,095
- Rain check.
1366
01:21:12,434 --> 01:21:17,238
- Is life still on pause
or do we have to hit play?
1367
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:21,242
- I think we have a few
minutes left on pause.
1368
01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:24,144
- I think you should
go to New York,
1369
01:21:24,146 --> 01:21:26,280
it's dark in la.
1370
01:21:26,282 --> 01:21:27,348
Just do it.
1371
01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:30,651
- Really?
1372
01:21:30,653 --> 01:21:32,319
- Yeah.
1373
01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:33,187
- Really?
1374
01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:34,154
- Yeah.
1375
01:21:37,559 --> 01:21:38,559
- Yes!
1376
01:21:49,537 --> 01:21:51,538
What are you gonna do?
1377
01:21:54,142 --> 01:21:55,676
- I'm gonna swing.
1378
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:58,105
- What are you gonna do?
1379
01:22:59,108 --> 01:23:04,144
and just figure out if
there's anything still there.
1380
01:23:04,146 --> 01:23:05,646
- What about the family meeting?
1381
01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:08,582
- No pow-wow, I'm
calling my mom and saying
1382
01:23:08,584 --> 01:23:13,053
this is about me and Sam,
it's nobody else's business.
1383
01:23:14,122 --> 01:23:15,422
- Good for you.
1384
01:23:18,593 --> 01:23:21,996
Hey, you're probably
gonna need this.
1385
01:23:23,298 --> 01:23:24,999
- What is that?
1386
01:23:25,001 --> 01:23:27,201
I saw you throw
that in the lake.
1387
01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:29,069
- It was my compact.
1388
01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:33,107
I threw your phone in the lake.
1389
01:23:33,109 --> 01:23:36,643
- I told you you were
gonna feel like shit.
1390
01:23:36,645 --> 01:23:38,379
It's just a phone.
1391
01:23:43,051 --> 01:23:45,019
Besides, at least
now you're even.
1392
01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:46,687
- What's that supposed to mean?
1393
01:23:46,689 --> 01:23:50,424
she didn't have sex with
that guy, they just kissed.
1394
01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:52,092
- You checked my voicemail?
1395
01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:54,695
- At least you have your phone.
1396
01:23:54,697 --> 01:23:56,430
Look, I'm not saying that
you should get back together,
1397
01:23:56,432 --> 01:23:59,166
but, at least now you're even.
1398
01:24:00,735 --> 01:24:03,303
- You really are something.
1399
01:24:04,739 --> 01:24:06,106
- Well, if you're
ever in New York,
1400
01:24:06,108 --> 01:24:07,641
you can always
crash on my couch.
1401
01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:08,709
- Couch?
1402
01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:10,711
- Yeah, buster, couch.
1403
01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:11,812
- What makes you
think you're gonna
1404
01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:13,080
have room for a couch?
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