Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:11,692 --> 00:01:16,692
Subtitles by explosiveskull
M_I_SForEver
2
00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:46,192
Leave us.
3
00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,275
Not you.
4
00:01:53,275 --> 00:01:55,817
You have no idea who
you're dealing with.
5
00:01:56,067 --> 00:01:58,900
Aren't you Shuki?
6
00:01:59,608 --> 00:02:01,233
The Mossad agent who
has been trying
7
00:02:01,358 --> 00:02:02,858
to steal our nuclear plans?
8
00:02:03,525 --> 00:02:06,358
So you do know who
you're dealing with.
9
00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:09,942
You have got one
minute to tell me
10
00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:11,567
who is trying
to rescue you!
11
00:02:26,358 --> 00:02:28,400
Kanafeh, Ma'amoul!
12
00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,275
Something exotic!
13
00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:35,942
Matzah balls! Gefilte fish!
Kigel!
14
00:02:44,317 --> 00:02:45,358
Agent Guy.
15
00:02:49,483 --> 00:02:50,983
My true identity must
remain a secret.
16
00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,442
Put this on, I know a
shortcut to your commander.
17
00:02:58,983 --> 00:03:00,400
Oh no, we have company.
18
00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:01,650
Quick, kiss me.
19
00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,942
That one's always
kissing some agent.
20
00:03:06,692 --> 00:03:07,733
Take your clothes off.
21
00:03:08,608 --> 00:03:10,567
Listen, I know what
you're thinking,
22
00:03:10,692 --> 00:03:12,525
but this isn't going to
work out between us.
23
00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:18,275
This tunnel will take
you to your commander.
24
00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,400
Why do you Israelis always
think you know best?
25
00:03:25,108 --> 00:03:26,150
Because we do.
26
00:03:27,025 --> 00:03:28,983
Hey! Ali Express!
27
00:03:29,483 --> 00:03:31,608
It's much more fun to go
through the bad guys.
28
00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:33,150
You're crazy!
29
00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,566
Cotton candy, cotton candy.
30
00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:18,191
Cotton candy, cotton candy.
31
00:04:19,441 --> 00:04:22,067
The enemy is coming
your way, be prepared!
32
00:04:22,775 --> 00:04:25,275
Cotton candy, cotton candy.
33
00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:58,525
Welcome to our prison.
How many in your party?
34
00:05:21,108 --> 00:05:22,317
Commander! We have
come to rescue you.
35
00:05:22,817 --> 00:05:24,608
But tonight we have
a costume party.
36
00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,525
Shuki, Shuki, Shuki.
37
00:05:33,858 --> 00:05:35,317
I thought I would
never see you again.
38
00:05:35,608 --> 00:05:36,858
You could always
look at pictures.
39
00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,858
Quick, this is the
safest way out.
40
00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:17,942
Can I?
41
00:06:18,108 --> 00:06:19,983
Commander, I need to bring
you back in one piece.
42
00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:22,775
Just so no one says that I didn't
do anything on this mission.
43
00:06:43,692 --> 00:06:44,817
We have to go.
44
00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:03,733
Guy! Guy! Wait!
45
00:07:08,483 --> 00:07:09,900
Aaron, where are you?
Aaron?
46
00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:14,775
I dropped a coin, but I
found it down there.
47
00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,067
I'm here now.
48
00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,608
Thief!
49
00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:25,817
Thief!
50
00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,483
Go! Go!
51
00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:53,483
We did it!
52
00:07:53,608 --> 00:07:54,858
Shuki, Shuki, Shuki.
53
00:07:54,983 --> 00:07:56,983
Shuki, Shuki, Shuki, Shuki.
54
00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:00,483
Are you guys nuts?
55
00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:02,650
No!
56
00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,817
The steering system
has a malfunction!
57
00:08:12,942 --> 00:08:14,317
You're not going anywhere!
58
00:08:25,942 --> 00:08:28,733
I told you the steering system
is still non-operational!
59
00:08:32,025 --> 00:08:33,775
Shuki! Jump!
60
00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:43,983
Use a power tool.
61
00:08:49,317 --> 00:08:50,400
Come on!
62
00:08:54,650 --> 00:08:56,233
Fire! Now!
63
00:08:56,358 --> 00:08:59,025
I can't operate my rifle
without dropping Shuki!
64
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:02,900
Guy, let go of my hand!
65
00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,067
It's the only way
you'll survive this.
66
00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:10,275
Remember me as I was...
67
00:09:11,983 --> 00:09:13,192
just a little thinner.
68
00:09:39,358 --> 00:09:42,900
No!
69
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,567
"Agent search Demotion
Protocol activated"
70
00:10:44,692 --> 00:10:46,358
{\an8}"Senior agent, special
agent, field agent...
71
00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:49,275
mall cop, guard
at bouncy castle"
72
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,192
{\an8}THREE YEARS LATER...
73
00:11:35,192 --> 00:11:36,108
Guy, I thought about it,
74
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,358
and I don't think we
should be together.
75
00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,942
Guy, it's the veterinarian
calling about your dog,
76
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,525
he doesn't think you
should be together.
77
00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:45,525
What's up Guy, you're not
answering, I'm coming up.
78
00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:46,983
Also, switch to SMS,
79
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,775
answering machines only
exist in old movies.
80
00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:52,108
Come in.
81
00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:56,608
What's up, Guy?
82
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,025
What's that?
83
00:12:02,192 --> 00:12:03,275
Cake.
84
00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:05,608
Could be meat.
85
00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:07,483
I think it was a cake.
86
00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:14,025
Since the screw-up in Tunisia,
life has ended for the both of us.
87
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,525
Well not exactly, I got my wife,
you have nothing going on.
88
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,442
We can't talk about our
past and we have no future.
89
00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:21,275
- What is left for us?
- Maybe you should go out on a date?
90
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,817
Since I left the organization I
lost my touch with the ladies.
91
00:12:23,942 --> 00:12:25,025
Don't worry,
92
00:12:25,442 --> 00:12:28,233
when god opens a window,
he closes two doors.
93
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:32,192
Let's find you a date.
94
00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:33,775
Yeah, let's say that, I
take a girl out on a date
95
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,192
and she starts asking me
what do you do for a living?
96
00:12:35,317 --> 00:12:36,525
What did you study?
What do I tell her?
97
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:38,275
I was once an assassin,
98
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,733
now I work as a security
guard at a bouncy castle?
99
00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:42,358
- Let's do a simulation, hit on me.
- What?
100
00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:46,900
Hi, my name is Dalit, I'm a young lady.
What is your name?
101
00:12:47,108 --> 00:12:49,108
Look, I don't quite
like all of the...
102
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,900
You don't want me...
103
00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:53,900
Ok, I have no money,
104
00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:55,692
I have no respect
for myself.
105
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,150
And the senior agents
are making fun of you.
106
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,608
And the senior...
107
00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:01,233
That's enough.
Come on, come on, be creative.
108
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,775
- It's a bar!
- It's a restaurant!
109
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:09,233
- It's a bar!
- No, it's a restaurant!
110
00:13:09,358 --> 00:13:12,108
- No, it's a bar!
- Restaurant!
111
00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:14,567
- Bar!
- Restaurant!
112
00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:16,983
- It's a bar.
- It's a restaurant.
113
00:13:17,108 --> 00:13:18,692
No, people drink
here, it's a bar.
114
00:13:18,817 --> 00:13:20,483
People also eat here,
it's a restaurant.
115
00:13:20,608 --> 00:13:21,858
But mostly drinking
so it's a bar!
116
00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:23,858
They come here to eat,
it's a restaurant!
117
00:13:23,983 --> 00:13:25,442
They're mostly come here to drink!
So it's a bar!
118
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:26,525
No, people eat here,
it's a restaurant!
119
00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:29,483
Hello Abigail, I work
in a sausage factory.
120
00:13:30,358 --> 00:13:31,400
What?
121
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,108
A demoted Mossad agent?
122
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,067
No, I work at a
sausage factory.
123
00:13:35,192 --> 00:13:36,275
What can I get you?
124
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,525
Yes, grapefruit juice.
125
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:40,817
Addicted to the
hard stuff, huh?
126
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,900
Woman?
127
00:13:43,025 --> 00:13:44,317
No, thanks, the
juice is enough.
128
00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:47,150
They come here to eat!
It's a restaurant!
129
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:48,942
And what are they
doing afterwards?
130
00:13:49,108 --> 00:13:50,108
Guy?
131
00:13:51,317 --> 00:13:52,608
- Abigail!
- Hi!
132
00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,400
Your picture online was...
133
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:58,233
No. In the picture
with the...
134
00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:01,775
Yeah.
135
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:06,733
I googled you, and could
not find anything.
136
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,817
Are you a secret agent
or something like that?
137
00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:10,192
What? No, no.
138
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,650
I managed a
sausage factory.
139
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:14,817
I mean it. I have a
few samples here.
140
00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:31,483
Check it out. Here
is some Salami.
141
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,358
Don't you forget
why we are here.
142
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,525
Nothing happened,
everything is alright.
143
00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:45,817
Did you...
144
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:47,525
Did you just hit someone?
145
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,275
The sausage industry
is a tough business.
146
00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:51,817
Did you know that Salami
is the only food,
147
00:14:51,942 --> 00:14:53,942
that even before you eat
it, it smells like burp?
148
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,275
Maybe he needs help?
149
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,525
Ah no, he's fine.
150
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,650
If you keep killing people
151
00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:03,233
I'm not going out
with you anymore!
152
00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:05,650
Wait a second! Wait!
153
00:15:05,775 --> 00:15:08,150
We'll do things that
ordinary people do!
154
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,233
We'll take pictures
of our food!
155
00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:16,108
Fighting again?
156
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:19,775
Sir, please take
a look at this,
157
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,442
you're going to forget everything
that has happened here.
158
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:23,067
Are you erasing my
memory with that?
159
00:15:23,192 --> 00:15:24,150
No.
160
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:27,567
I'm smashing this bottle on your head.
Help me with this guy.
161
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,317
Excuse us. Excuse us.
162
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,025
Excuse us.
163
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,150
It's not good to keep
things inside, is it?
164
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:45,608
What are you doing?
165
00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:49,400
I'm here to make sure there
won't be any mishaps.
166
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,900
Even if someone tries
to do something,
167
00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:54,400
we have security cameras
all over the place.
168
00:15:57,817 --> 00:15:58,942
And here.
169
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:02,025
With today's technology,
170
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:03,525
intelligence agencies are
a thing of the past.
171
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,650
Let's go home.
172
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:06,942
- Do you have any weapon on you?
- No.
173
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,608
They are children.
174
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,525
It will prepare them for
how cruel life can be.
175
00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:12,692
Guy.
176
00:16:15,192 --> 00:16:16,275
Pookie force.
177
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,692
Watch out for terrorists, they might
just punch a hole in your inflatables.
178
00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:20,317
Or whatever.
179
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,983
The tech giant
Jack Sattelberg.
180
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:40,900
The world's biggest
smartphones manufacturer
181
00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:42,525
just landed in Israel.
182
00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,275
For the next 8 hours we
will repeat this sentence
183
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400
in different phrasings.
184
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,358
Look at that beauty.
185
00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:04,775
I like.
186
00:17:10,483 --> 00:17:12,816
Haim! Have you met my wife?
187
00:17:13,525 --> 00:17:14,733
Not this one.
188
00:17:15,191 --> 00:17:16,483
I see you...
189
00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:19,400
graduated high school!
190
00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:21,316
How do you do?
191
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:24,400
I couldn't agree more with
what I've just heard.
192
00:17:24,525 --> 00:17:27,066
Intelligence agencies are
a thing of the past!
193
00:17:27,191 --> 00:17:29,233
How did you hear what
we were talking?
194
00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:31,858
Your phones are constantly
collecting information.
195
00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:34,692
There's no end to the amount of
information you can collect.
196
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:38,483
With today's technology, intelligence
agencies are a thing of the past.
197
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,567
Delete it! Delete it!
198
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:41,775
Excuse me, but...
199
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,733
This is the actual
phone that updates
200
00:17:43,858 --> 00:17:46,400
all the artificial
intelligence of the world.
201
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:50,192
Actually, we're currently
working on something better.
202
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,150
Aey! Ai!
203
00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:55,483
Exactly A.I.
Artificial Intelligence.
204
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,733
I'm for natural
intelligence.
205
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,108
Yes.
206
00:18:02,108 --> 00:18:03,525
Excuse me.
207
00:18:08,817 --> 00:18:11,525
Esteemed guests.
Mr. Sattelberg.
208
00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:13,400
Invited guests,
209
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:15,858
uninvited guests.
210
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:19,442
And people who
didn't even show up.
211
00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:25,733
Terrorism, it's like picking
your nose, it never ends.
212
00:18:30,858 --> 00:18:31,900
He needs a diaper change.
213
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:33,900
I have to go to
the bathroom.
214
00:18:34,192 --> 00:18:35,275
He's almost finished.
215
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,983
You are a true
friend of Israel
216
00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:40,733
and as long as you
keep giving us money,
217
00:18:41,317 --> 00:18:42,483
you will always be.
218
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:47,275
I'm sure this
special visit,
219
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,525
will turn into a waterfall
of collaborations.
220
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:54,900
What began as a dribble
in a cold puddle,
221
00:18:55,025 --> 00:18:58,483
will grow into a mighty
flow of brotherhood.
222
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:01,317
We'll continue this
stream of trust.
223
00:19:01,442 --> 00:19:02,358
- Now!
- Now.
224
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,483
And in when we're
done, we will shake.
225
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:19,942
Occupied!
226
00:19:21,525 --> 00:19:23,358
I said, occupied!
227
00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:28,692
And now for the Mossad's anthem
the crowd is asked to lip-sync.
228
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:32,567
♪ With grief we
shall cause hell.
229
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:36,108
♪ Every terrorist
and an enemy.
230
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:03,275
Jackie?
231
00:20:06,192 --> 00:20:07,775
What did you eat?
232
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:10,608
Jackie?
233
00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:15,858
Ladies and gentlemen,
234
00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,525
kidnappers have taken
over the event.
235
00:20:20,858 --> 00:20:23,400
Finally something
interesting.
236
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:24,817
There's nothing
to worry about,
237
00:20:24,942 --> 00:20:27,692
you're in the hands of the
Israeli security forces.
238
00:20:36,608 --> 00:20:37,858
Let's go home, Haim.
239
00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:48,275
My husband! He's
been kidnapped!
240
00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:50,567
We need back up.
241
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:52,317
We'll help you!
242
00:20:52,942 --> 00:20:54,483
This is our chance
to make a come back.
243
00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:00,900
Open up! Get out!
244
00:21:02,358 --> 00:21:03,775
This vehicle is
confiscated.
245
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:08,400
- Why? Why?
- I'm coming with you.
246
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:10,358
You have children.
247
00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:13,067
They are less experienced
than me, take me.
248
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,608
Shuki, Shuki, Shuki.
249
00:21:41,108 --> 00:21:43,483
- Who are you?
- I run a sausage facto...
250
00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:46,275
I'm an Mossad agent.
The name is Moran.
251
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,358
Guy Moran. Here is my card.
252
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,275
- It's blank.
- I'm a secret agent.
253
00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:54,025
Ok.
254
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,108
This is Shuki Force speaking,
we're in pursuit of the suspect.
255
00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:03,775
I repeat, Shuki Force speaking,
we're in pursuit of the suspect.
256
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,067
Eagle 1,
do you see him, over?
257
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:09,733
I don't.
258
00:22:10,442 --> 00:22:13,442
Eagle 2,
do you see him, over?
259
00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:14,858
Here is eagle 2 roger.
260
00:22:14,983 --> 00:22:17,192
The kidnapper's truck just
went up Shazar avenue.
261
00:22:17,317 --> 00:22:19,192
Highway 1 is busy for
traffic in both directions,
262
00:22:19,317 --> 00:22:21,275
it's advised to take
the 443 highway.
263
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,567
Now we'll hear
the next tune.
264
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:26,233
Hey, what are you doing here?
How did you get here?
265
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,358
You drive!
266
00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:34,192
Just so no one says that I didn't
do anything on this mission.
267
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:45,775
I'm going,
268
00:22:46,358 --> 00:22:47,608
through the bad guys!
269
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,400
An accident is
going to happen!
270
00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:15,775
Does anyone have a phone?
271
00:23:24,817 --> 00:23:25,983
Not yet.
272
00:23:27,858 --> 00:23:28,942
Now!
273
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,525
We have to abandon.
274
00:24:04,775 --> 00:24:06,567
We're about to catch them.
275
00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:10,150
- Jump.
- Just a sec.
276
00:24:21,025 --> 00:24:22,025
Ouch.
277
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,817
Guy what's going on?
Are you all right?
278
00:24:29,567 --> 00:24:30,817
I think he will make it.
279
00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:42,192
Read all about it!
280
00:24:42,317 --> 00:24:46,108
Billionaire, Jack Sattelberg
was kidnapped in Jerusalem.
281
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,900
Come in and put the
groceries in the kitchen.
282
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,775
One... two...
283
00:24:55,692 --> 00:24:56,858
Three...
284
00:24:58,608 --> 00:24:59,692
Agent Moran?
285
00:24:59,817 --> 00:25:00,858
Jeez!
286
00:25:01,275 --> 00:25:02,275
I need you.
287
00:25:02,692 --> 00:25:03,525
Really?
288
00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:05,275
To save my husband.
289
00:25:06,858 --> 00:25:07,942
Why me?
290
00:25:09,233 --> 00:25:13,067
When I was in trouble
you were there to help.
291
00:25:13,775 --> 00:25:16,483
To help... sure, help.
292
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,358
It's so hot in here.
293
00:25:21,608 --> 00:25:22,858
It's very, very hot.
294
00:25:23,358 --> 00:25:24,400
You're cute.
295
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,150
I need a medic.
296
00:25:28,525 --> 00:25:31,942
And I need your
special skills.
297
00:25:33,025 --> 00:25:34,483
Are we friends?
298
00:25:37,650 --> 00:25:39,192
I don't think you
want to be my friend
299
00:25:39,317 --> 00:25:40,692
after what
happened to Aaron.
300
00:25:40,817 --> 00:25:41,733
Who?
301
00:25:41,817 --> 00:25:44,067
Aaron, he was a
true friend...
302
00:25:44,525 --> 00:25:46,025
Like, like your brother,
303
00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:47,317
like two sisters,
304
00:25:47,442 --> 00:25:49,358
like five neighbors.
305
00:25:49,608 --> 00:25:52,150
I do not think the chief of the
Mossad will let me back to the field.
306
00:25:52,275 --> 00:25:54,608
Well, I have ways to
convince your chief
307
00:25:54,733 --> 00:25:57,900
that you're the right
person for this mission.
308
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,442
Welcome to the
Israeli Knesset.
309
00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:03,900
This in the Menora, made
by a German artist,
310
00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:06,150
based on the arch
of Titus in Rome,
311
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:08,317
and at the gift shop
you can find a replica
312
00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,775
that was made in China.
313
00:26:20,192 --> 00:26:21,942
- It's Guy...
- It's Guy...
314
00:26:22,775 --> 00:26:25,025
Indistinct muttering.
315
00:26:25,525 --> 00:26:27,233
Yes, Mr. Prime Minister.
316
00:26:27,483 --> 00:26:30,233
No, Mr. Prime Minister.
317
00:26:30,567 --> 00:26:34,608
It won't get in without using
the cream, Mr. Prime Minister.
318
00:26:35,775 --> 00:26:37,108
That was the
prime minister.
319
00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:38,733
Let me get them.
320
00:26:38,983 --> 00:26:42,275
20 years I've been holding off on
my retirement, keeping this job.
321
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,608
And for what?
322
00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,150
On Independence Day,
323
00:26:45,275 --> 00:26:50,317
to finally light a torch
on live television.
324
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:52,233
Since when does the chief
of Mossad light a torch?
325
00:26:52,358 --> 00:26:54,442
Never and you know why?
326
00:26:54,567 --> 00:26:56,108
Because there hasn't been a
single chief of the Mossad
327
00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:58,442
who managed to
serve full term.
328
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,400
Everybody screwed up. Got fired.
Got into trouble.
329
00:27:01,525 --> 00:27:04,692
Except me, not carrying out any actions.
Not initiating any operations.
330
00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:06,483
I do nothing.
331
00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:08,400
You're a perfect
chief of the Mossad.
332
00:27:09,692 --> 00:27:11,067
What are you doing
with the terrorist?
333
00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:12,692
I'm taking some work home.
334
00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:15,983
So, let me catch them.
335
00:27:16,192 --> 00:27:18,525
You will say just about anything that
will get you back in the organization.
336
00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:20,733
I have the footage from
the security cameras.
337
00:27:20,858 --> 00:27:24,025
THE KIDNAPPING OF SATTELBERG
338
00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:26,567
No, no, no, no, no!
339
00:27:26,692 --> 00:27:29,442
- But why?
- I'll tell you "why".
340
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,358
Everything you ever
touched had blown up...
341
00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:34,817
- Haim, please.
- Don't touch me.
342
00:27:36,317 --> 00:27:37,192
INCOMING CALL
343
00:27:37,275 --> 00:27:38,650
Just what I needed now,
the Caribbean!
344
00:27:38,942 --> 00:27:40,025
- What?
- The...
345
00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:41,233
The Caribbean.
346
00:27:43,358 --> 00:27:46,525
- Hello, Haim.
- Oh, Arnold.
347
00:27:46,692 --> 00:27:49,942
- Where you hiding, Haim?
- What do you mean hiding?
348
00:27:50,067 --> 00:27:52,650
The investigation
is moving so fast
349
00:27:52,775 --> 00:27:55,692
I've got nothing to
do at the office.
350
00:27:55,817 --> 00:27:58,317
Are you giving me the old
Caribbean backdrop trick?
351
00:27:58,442 --> 00:28:01,025
What do you mean?
I'm on the beach.
352
00:28:03,858 --> 00:28:05,650
What an insane beach.
353
00:28:05,775 --> 00:28:08,358
Listen assholes.
I invented that trick.
354
00:28:08,483 --> 00:28:10,275
In fact, I'm in the
Caribbean right now,
355
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,942
making people think
that I'm at work.
356
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:13,608
Show him, boys.
357
00:28:17,775 --> 00:28:19,650
I'm reassigning the
mission to the CIA.
358
00:28:19,775 --> 00:28:22,483
I'm sending...
agent Harris.
359
00:28:22,608 --> 00:28:24,233
We know what we are doing.
360
00:28:24,358 --> 00:28:26,442
Tell that crap to
your wife, not to me.
361
00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:29,108
You know what?
362
00:28:29,733 --> 00:28:30,942
I'm calling your wife.
363
00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:32,108
No!
364
00:28:32,192 --> 00:28:33,275
Quick, lend a hand!
365
00:28:37,858 --> 00:28:39,400
- Haim?
- Rebecca?
366
00:28:39,525 --> 00:28:41,567
Could it be that you
traveled abroad without me?
367
00:28:41,692 --> 00:28:43,692
Can't you see that I'm
at the grocery store.
368
00:28:43,817 --> 00:28:46,067
Did you want the
skim or whole milk?
369
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,150
And you're all alone?
At the grocery store?
370
00:28:48,275 --> 00:28:50,483
What great deals, Huh?
371
00:28:51,483 --> 00:28:52,900
Haim, what happened to us?
372
00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:55,275
You work in espionage and that
requires a lot of facades.
373
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,400
But at home, I want honesty.
374
00:28:59,192 --> 00:29:00,483
Come home, Haim.
375
00:29:00,817 --> 00:29:02,942
We'll role play, you will
be the torch lighter,
376
00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:05,275
and I will be the solider
accompanying you.
377
00:29:07,442 --> 00:29:10,858
Agent Harris, no one knows
what he really looks like.
378
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,400
Master of disguise.
379
00:29:14,358 --> 00:29:17,233
{\an8}SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
380
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:38,358
Then she put the
hummus in my coffee!
381
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:40,483
- Habibi.
- Ah?
382
00:29:40,608 --> 00:29:42,400
We, your wives,
383
00:29:42,775 --> 00:29:46,025
we all chipped in and got you
something to celebrate the wedding.
384
00:29:46,692 --> 00:29:50,858
What surprise you have
got for me, Ms...
385
00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:52,275
Linda.
386
00:29:52,650 --> 00:29:54,025
Who came here from ...?
387
00:29:54,317 --> 00:29:56,442
United States Of America.
388
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,233
The name is Harris.
389
00:30:08,525 --> 00:30:11,775
You can call me
Agent Harris.
390
00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:25,400
Linda, congratulations for
the successful mission.
391
00:30:25,525 --> 00:30:26,775
One sec.
392
00:30:36,692 --> 00:30:38,608
- Mission accomplished, sir.
- Great.
393
00:30:38,733 --> 00:30:40,233
So, I've got good
news for you,
394
00:30:40,358 --> 00:30:42,317
Jack Sattelberg has
been kidnapped!
395
00:30:42,483 --> 00:30:44,275
I mean that's bad news,
and we're sad and stuff.
396
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,400
But the good news is
397
00:30:45,525 --> 00:30:47,942
we're sending you immediately
on a mission to Israel.
398
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,733
In Israel, sir?
399
00:30:49,858 --> 00:30:52,483
Ahh, and no selfies with
the tied-up guards.
400
00:30:55,983 --> 00:30:57,400
The plan was a mission
in Milan, sir,
401
00:30:57,525 --> 00:30:59,400
because of the terrorism,
and fashion week.
402
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:00,608
Not in that order.
403
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:03,108
You're breaking up.
I can't hear you.
404
00:31:03,358 --> 00:31:05,358
You're breaking up.
You're breaking up.
405
00:31:06,192 --> 00:31:07,775
I told her she
is breaking up.
406
00:31:09,608 --> 00:31:11,025
How do you turn off
this damn thing.
407
00:31:12,525 --> 00:31:14,567
You wanted Europe,
and they give you Isra...
408
00:31:16,858 --> 00:31:22,400
{\an8}SUJAIRA KIDNAPPERS LAIR
OPEN UNTIL 6 PM
409
00:31:34,483 --> 00:31:37,442
I demand a UN representative,
and American rescue team!
410
00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:38,775
And lip balm.
411
00:31:39,775 --> 00:31:41,442
Lip balm you say.
412
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,275
Animals!
413
00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:48,567
{\an8}GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS
414
00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:56,817
There is no body?
415
00:31:56,942 --> 00:31:58,108
- There is, there isn't.
- There isn't, there is.
416
00:31:58,233 --> 00:31:59,275
- There is.
- There isn't.
417
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,108
So this funeral is
just a cover up.
418
00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:03,858
My dear Aaron.
419
00:32:04,442 --> 00:32:07,442
You always wanted to be buried
with your most precious stuff.
420
00:32:08,483 --> 00:32:12,067
So here is your Waterman
pen you loved so much.
421
00:32:12,608 --> 00:32:16,358
And here is the trophy you
won at the swimming contest.
422
00:32:17,358 --> 00:32:18,608
And your crocs,
423
00:32:18,733 --> 00:32:20,275
that you used to make noises
stepping in them at night
424
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,733
and I said you should have gotten
rid of them a long time ago.
425
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,983
And all these
notebooks you kept.
426
00:32:26,692 --> 00:32:29,025
Why does anyone need to keep
coursework from second grade?
427
00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:30,942
We are not a museum!
428
00:32:32,858 --> 00:32:34,650
Karen, I'm really sorry.
429
00:32:34,775 --> 00:32:36,400
You have the nerve to come here!
430
00:32:37,192 --> 00:32:39,942
You know he was supposed to
celebrate his birthday this year?
431
00:32:41,567 --> 00:32:43,983
I heard about your loss and
came to pay my respect!
432
00:32:48,608 --> 00:32:51,567
- Linda Harris, sir, CIA.
- Linda, who?
433
00:32:52,817 --> 00:32:54,317
Agent Harris.
434
00:32:54,983 --> 00:32:57,983
Oh, I always believed
that Harris is a man.
435
00:32:58,108 --> 00:33:00,817
You are really a
master of disguise.
436
00:33:01,025 --> 00:33:03,233
If you want to light a torch,
you'd better cut it out.
437
00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:05,400
I'm gonna need some
answers from you.
438
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:08,983
Yes, of course, answers,
answers, but later?
439
00:33:09,108 --> 00:33:11,108
Next week. Hang tough.
440
00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:14,650
- You are tough.
- Torch lighting.
441
00:33:18,275 --> 00:33:19,358
Did you see how
I handled her?
442
00:33:19,483 --> 00:33:21,567
If you take after me, you'll
end up just like I did.
443
00:33:22,150 --> 00:33:23,775
They won't help you,
and you know it.
444
00:33:25,650 --> 00:33:26,817
And you will?
445
00:33:28,775 --> 00:33:30,525
I know the Mossad
inside out.
446
00:33:33,233 --> 00:33:36,192
Well, well, going
for agent Harris?
447
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:39,942
Let's take a walk.
448
00:33:43,983 --> 00:33:46,692
There are no girls left in Tunisia
that you picked up this one?
449
00:33:50,108 --> 00:33:52,567
If someone was threatening or
sending him a ransom note,
450
00:33:52,692 --> 00:33:54,192
we are sure to find it
in Sattelberg's room.
451
00:33:54,317 --> 00:33:56,233
And you don't think the
Mossad already been there?
452
00:33:56,358 --> 00:33:58,192
They wouldn't dare
breaking into his room.
453
00:34:01,733 --> 00:34:03,317
I think this is
Sattelberg's suite.
454
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,400
What's that?
455
00:34:13,525 --> 00:34:15,442
A souvenir I've borrowed
from the Mossad.
456
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,483
Sorry.
457
00:34:19,817 --> 00:34:20,817
It's ok.
458
00:34:20,942 --> 00:34:22,108
So here is another one.
459
00:35:25,150 --> 00:35:26,608
Excuse me.
460
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:54,983
What are you doing?
461
00:35:55,108 --> 00:35:56,275
I got you covered.
462
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,108
Anyone there?
463
00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:24,525
Hello?
464
00:36:27,567 --> 00:36:28,692
Mrs Sattelberg?
465
00:36:28,817 --> 00:36:31,942
Guy? You sound muffled.
Take the handkerchief off.
466
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,692
I think someone
is in my room.
467
00:36:36,858 --> 00:36:38,067
Did you check the closet?
468
00:36:53,275 --> 00:36:57,525
Give us the password for
your phone, or else...
469
00:37:14,192 --> 00:37:15,317
Watch it.
470
00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:19,483
You stay here until you give
Dark Mind what he wants.
471
00:37:19,608 --> 00:37:20,692
Dark who?
472
00:37:20,817 --> 00:37:22,275
- You don't want to know.
- I want to know.
473
00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:24,233
- You don't want to know.
- I want to know.
474
00:37:24,608 --> 00:37:26,025
You don't want to know!
475
00:37:29,483 --> 00:37:31,317
CHIEF OF THE MOSSAD
CONDUCTS AN URGENT MEETING
476
00:37:31,442 --> 00:37:33,275
The media will ruin us.
477
00:37:34,317 --> 00:37:36,233
Maybe we should
blame the Iranians.
478
00:37:37,108 --> 00:37:39,608
CHIEF OF THE MOSSAD
TALKS ABOUT IRAN
479
00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:43,525
In the meantime no one
talks to the press.
480
00:37:44,483 --> 00:37:46,067
CHIEF OF THE MOSSAD: NO
ONE TALKS TO THE PRESS
481
00:37:46,192 --> 00:37:47,317
Maybe it was the...
482
00:37:47,442 --> 00:37:48,442
Syrians.
483
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,733
CHIEF OF THE MOSSAD
BLAMES SYRIA
484
00:37:49,858 --> 00:37:52,108
Sorry. The Russians.
485
00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:53,483
CHIEF OF THE MOSSAD
BLAMES RUSSIA
486
00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:55,400
Ok, who is leaking
to the press?
487
00:37:58,358 --> 00:38:00,692
Not only did they make
me work with that...
488
00:38:00,817 --> 00:38:02,233
What a surprise!
489
00:38:02,608 --> 00:38:04,192
I'm so glad to see
you're all here.
490
00:38:04,317 --> 00:38:08,358
It was an emergency, so we all came
to the office but it's finished.
491
00:38:08,483 --> 00:38:10,650
Why finished? I've
prepared a presentation.
492
00:38:10,775 --> 00:38:12,192
There is a presentation.
493
00:38:13,358 --> 00:38:16,650
We suspect that the kidnappers
came from this area.
494
00:38:18,192 --> 00:38:21,025
That's just silly, can
you zoom in a little?
495
00:38:24,025 --> 00:38:25,733
Wait, who are those guys?
496
00:38:27,108 --> 00:38:28,608
We don't know who they are.
497
00:38:29,067 --> 00:38:31,650
All we got was this
old archive photo.
498
00:38:33,775 --> 00:38:35,400
They do not make them
like they used to.
499
00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:38,442
Ethan, is there anything
else you didn't show her?
500
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,108
But take into consideration
501
00:38:41,358 --> 00:38:43,442
these pictures are
hard to watch.
502
00:38:56,150 --> 00:38:57,442
I told you it's a
bar, didn't I?
503
00:38:57,567 --> 00:38:58,817
I told you it's a
bar, didn't I?
504
00:38:58,942 --> 00:39:02,525
And who, who's laughing now?
Who's laughing now? Who?
505
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,150
Who had the last laugh?!
506
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:06,192
So, why did you ask
me to come here?
507
00:39:06,317 --> 00:39:10,525
I just came from the Mossad,
and they are complete morons.
508
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:12,567
They really are.
509
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,608
But then I thought
maybe it's a ploy,
510
00:39:15,025 --> 00:39:17,150
maybe they just want me to
think they're stupid...
511
00:39:17,483 --> 00:39:18,650
They are very stupid!
512
00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:22,817
I don't buy it. It's "stupidity
make believe" system.
513
00:39:22,983 --> 00:39:24,442
They're smarter
than I thought.
514
00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:25,983
So much whining.
515
00:39:26,108 --> 00:39:28,608
It can't be,
it's the Mossad.
516
00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:30,358
They truly are a
bunch of idiots.
517
00:39:32,233 --> 00:39:33,275
I need you.
518
00:39:34,567 --> 00:39:36,025
We need to work together.
519
00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:40,358
If stupidity is a code you
can help me to decipher it.
520
00:39:46,608 --> 00:39:48,567
You're lucky I'm too
stupid to be offended.
521
00:39:57,567 --> 00:39:58,817
Linda Harris is here
522
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:00,650
with Guy.
523
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:03,067
What's going on, Guy?
524
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,192
Guy works for the CIA now.
525
00:40:05,317 --> 00:40:07,067
Here's the confirmation
from Arnold.
526
00:40:07,733 --> 00:40:10,108
Good thing you didn't bring
confirmation from your mom.
527
00:40:12,650 --> 00:40:13,858
Just get inside already!
528
00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:19,317
Come in to the lab and I will show
you, that you're unnecessary.
529
00:40:23,192 --> 00:40:25,150
Open the door!
Let me get in!
530
00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:26,942
Push, don't pull. Push!
531
00:40:27,067 --> 00:40:28,108
Ah.
532
00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:29,817
What have you
done to Aaron?
533
00:40:29,942 --> 00:40:30,942
Chico, please.
534
00:40:31,067 --> 00:40:33,525
Ladies and gentleman I'm very
pleased and proud to present to you
535
00:40:33,692 --> 00:40:35,692
the new and improved Aaron.
536
00:40:38,192 --> 00:40:39,233
Please welcome
537
00:40:39,358 --> 00:40:40,817
Aaron-man!
538
00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:46,483
Aaron-man!
539
00:40:46,942 --> 00:40:49,275
The latest thing
in biocybernetics.
540
00:40:49,442 --> 00:40:53,025
He has Night vision, X-ray
vision, goats vision.
541
00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,525
Don't let this blue
metallic fool you,
542
00:40:55,733 --> 00:40:57,025
Inside of Aaron-man
543
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,233
is the doomsday weapon.
544
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:02,275
- Aaron, do you hear me?
- He doesn't remember you.
545
00:41:03,483 --> 00:41:04,525
We'll see.
546
00:41:05,192 --> 00:41:07,483
Do you remember the mission
with the dwarfs in Libya?
547
00:41:09,192 --> 00:41:11,400
Do you remember how we built
a snowman out of poop?
548
00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:13,692
Aaron, to your room.
549
00:41:15,442 --> 00:41:19,775
We taught him martial arts,
sailing, flying, goating.
550
00:41:22,733 --> 00:41:23,942
Except for doors.
551
00:41:24,108 --> 00:41:25,733
We still didn't get
to the door thing.
552
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,733
Even your gadgets are
copies from the CIA?
553
00:41:29,942 --> 00:41:32,275
What's this, how do you
turn on the laser?
554
00:41:32,692 --> 00:41:33,733
Laser?
555
00:41:34,442 --> 00:41:36,192
Our is a gift lighter.
556
00:41:36,483 --> 00:41:38,983
If you happen to go to a
friend's birthday party
557
00:41:39,150 --> 00:41:42,150
and you forget a present,
you've got a lighter.
558
00:41:42,608 --> 00:41:44,317
Well done, well done.
559
00:41:47,442 --> 00:41:48,775
Aaron, Aaron! No, no!
560
00:41:49,275 --> 00:41:50,400
He didn't try to hit me.
561
00:41:50,525 --> 00:41:51,692
He is fine!
562
00:41:52,650 --> 00:41:53,483
No!
563
00:41:53,608 --> 00:41:55,483
You distract him, I'll
take out the motherboard.
564
00:41:56,108 --> 00:41:57,733
- No, I will shut it down!
- Trust me!
565
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:02,233
Linda, please wait outside.
566
00:42:02,358 --> 00:42:04,733
Nobody's supposed to
come here, not even me.
567
00:42:05,983 --> 00:42:07,858
- Sigi.
- How are you doing, pretty boy?
568
00:42:07,983 --> 00:42:09,817
What does the Mossad know about
the kidnapping of Sattelberg?
569
00:42:09,942 --> 00:42:11,858
This information is classified
and you are not authorized.
570
00:42:12,192 --> 00:42:14,692
Don't be sad. Maybe
a video of puppies?
571
00:42:14,817 --> 00:42:16,483
Video of puppies my ass.
572
00:42:16,608 --> 00:42:17,858
I'm on in.
573
00:42:18,983 --> 00:42:20,025
Freeze image.
574
00:42:21,650 --> 00:42:23,442
Guy, what are you doing
there with Sigi?
575
00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:24,775
Unfortunately nothing.
576
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:26,233
Get out of there
right away.
577
00:42:26,358 --> 00:42:28,108
Get me back on duty, I will
give you back Sattelberg.
578
00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:29,692
Take a hike.
579
00:42:29,817 --> 00:42:31,483
Who would you like to
invite to the hike?
580
00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:35,692
If you screw this up, there won't
be any rank left to demote you to.
581
00:42:35,858 --> 00:42:36,900
I owe this to Aaron.
582
00:42:37,025 --> 00:42:38,025
Tough.
583
00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:39,483
- Quiet, Sigi.
- Quiet, Sigi.
584
00:42:39,733 --> 00:42:42,650
Ok, you have until Independent
Day to bring him back.
585
00:42:42,858 --> 00:42:43,900
And one more thing,
586
00:42:44,442 --> 00:42:45,483
operate Aaron,
587
00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:48,192
I don't want to
lose him again.
588
00:42:48,317 --> 00:42:49,775
Give him what he wants.
589
00:42:52,608 --> 00:42:55,983
Pay attention, to our next product
this glorious washing machine
590
00:42:56,108 --> 00:42:59,192
Antiochus model W5748
591
00:42:59,317 --> 00:43:00,983
- This washing machine...
- What have they done to you?
592
00:43:01,108 --> 00:43:03,025
...comes with a beautiful white
finish of stainless steel.
593
00:43:03,150 --> 00:43:04,567
It has seven simultaneously
working programs,
594
00:43:04,692 --> 00:43:06,192
look how beautiful she is.
595
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:07,608
Look how stunning she is.
596
00:43:07,733 --> 00:43:11,442
This machine has an LCD that
shows duration of washing cycle
597
00:43:11,567 --> 00:43:13,983
and has an AAA
energy ranking.
598
00:43:16,358 --> 00:43:18,650
Do you know who
manufactures the phones
599
00:43:18,775 --> 00:43:20,858
that you built your
empire on Mr. Sattelberg?
600
00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:23,817
- I do.
- Yes, but who builds them for you?
601
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,567
We do, Mr. Sattelberg.
We do.
602
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:28,775
You are a third world
terrorist organization.
603
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,858
For you maybe we're
third woooorld.
604
00:43:32,442 --> 00:43:34,775
- Third world.
- That's exactly what I said.
605
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:36,358
Third woooorld.
606
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:37,942
- Third
- Third...
607
00:43:38,067 --> 00:43:39,192
- World
- Wooorld.
608
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,275
- Never mind.
- Never mind.
609
00:43:42,692 --> 00:43:45,233
But for us this is home.
610
00:43:45,733 --> 00:43:46,775
What?
611
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:48,442
- Flashback.
- Ah.
612
00:43:50,483 --> 00:43:52,817
Life in Sugiria used
to be so simple.
613
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,108
Every morning, my sister would
wake me up with coffee.
614
00:43:59,525 --> 00:44:01,567
When you realized we
were cheap labor,
615
00:44:01,692 --> 00:44:04,067
you started moving your
American factories here.
616
00:44:04,567 --> 00:44:05,775
When do we have a break?
617
00:44:06,358 --> 00:44:07,400
In an hour.
618
00:44:07,525 --> 00:44:08,483
I think.
619
00:44:08,608 --> 00:44:09,692
Go back to work!
620
00:44:09,817 --> 00:44:11,275
Come on! Come on!
621
00:44:16,442 --> 00:44:18,525
Stop the machines!
Stop the machines!
622
00:44:18,650 --> 00:44:20,817
Stop the machines!
623
00:44:20,942 --> 00:44:22,150
Stop the machines!
624
00:44:22,275 --> 00:44:23,317
Stop the machi...
625
00:44:25,233 --> 00:44:28,192
Mujidra! Mujidra!
626
00:44:28,442 --> 00:44:32,400
Mujidra!
627
00:44:32,567 --> 00:44:34,608
I lost my sister
and my homeland.
628
00:44:35,108 --> 00:44:37,608
But then we realized that
each phone had this in it.
629
00:44:38,525 --> 00:44:41,442
So we packed every plastic
motherboard with explosives.
630
00:44:41,858 --> 00:44:42,900
When it hardens,
631
00:44:43,025 --> 00:44:45,317
it's indistinguishable
from regular plastic.
632
00:44:45,567 --> 00:44:48,942
And there are seven billion phones
like these around the wooorld.
633
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,317
- World.
- Yes.
634
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:54,692
You wanted bigger phones,
you got bigger bombs.
635
00:44:56,233 --> 00:44:57,400
Why did you kidnap me?
636
00:44:57,983 --> 00:45:00,275
I want you to send
the special update
637
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,817
to every phone
in the wooorld.
638
00:45:01,942 --> 00:45:02,983
World.
639
00:45:03,525 --> 00:45:05,900
- Billions will die!
- Yes, I know.
640
00:45:06,233 --> 00:45:08,983
- You're insane!
- Thank you, you're very kind.
641
00:45:09,775 --> 00:45:10,983
What's the password?
642
00:45:12,567 --> 00:45:13,942
I said, what's
the password?
643
00:45:14,567 --> 00:45:15,775
What's the password?
644
00:45:18,442 --> 00:45:21,567
Mr. Sattelberg, your wife
asked you to call her.
645
00:45:21,692 --> 00:45:22,858
Ah, thanks.
646
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,567
Hey!
647
00:45:33,983 --> 00:45:35,067
Sigi...
648
00:45:35,192 --> 00:45:36,358
Sigi is busy now.
649
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,317
I'm not busy, since it's
never going to work.
650
00:45:38,442 --> 00:45:39,775
Not when we have
guests, all right?
651
00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:41,025
Ok, solve it
between yourself.
652
00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:44,192
Sigi, shouldn't have the kidnappers
already made ransom demands?
653
00:45:44,525 --> 00:45:47,275
Based on 60 kidnaps and
800 movies, you're right.
654
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,483
Why aren't they asking for a
ransom for Mr. Sattelberg?
655
00:45:49,775 --> 00:45:52,692
It looks like Sattelberg has
something bigger than money.
656
00:45:53,608 --> 00:45:55,192
Who was he talking
to at the ceremony?
657
00:45:55,608 --> 00:46:00,108
This is the actual phone that
updates all the A.I. of the world.
658
00:46:00,233 --> 00:46:01,942
All the phones in the world?
How much?
659
00:46:02,067 --> 00:46:03,067
According to UN data,
660
00:46:03,192 --> 00:46:06,442
there are 8 billion phones
per 7 billion people.
661
00:46:07,233 --> 00:46:08,983
More phones than people.
662
00:46:09,108 --> 00:46:11,150
- It looks like a nice ratio.
- Quiet Sigi.
663
00:46:11,275 --> 00:46:12,650
Are you silencing women?
664
00:46:12,775 --> 00:46:14,525
- Sigi, change to male profile.
- I'm on it.
665
00:46:14,650 --> 00:46:15,692
What's up?
666
00:46:15,817 --> 00:46:18,108
- Shut up!
- Shut up you, two bastards!
667
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,692
Who do you think
you are, uh?!
668
00:46:19,817 --> 00:46:22,025
No, he can't talk to me!
Like that?!
669
00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:23,525
He is a computer,
he is not worth it.
670
00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:25,233
So called agent...
671
00:47:14,942 --> 00:47:15,942
Hello?
672
00:47:16,817 --> 00:47:19,567
- Thank you, Mr. Sattelberg.
- But no, no, no!
673
00:47:22,442 --> 00:47:24,817
Let's make them understand
how serious we are
674
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:28,150
before we present
our demands.
675
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,733
Is it not working
for you either?
676
00:47:42,858 --> 00:47:45,400
Cellular phones are shutting down
one by one, all over the world.
677
00:47:45,525 --> 00:47:48,275
On line is our reporter that will
explain the situation, hello?
678
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,358
Hello... hello?
679
00:47:49,483 --> 00:47:53,233
The abrupt intermission of the phone
interrupts the cognitive consciousness...
680
00:48:00,858 --> 00:48:02,567
I'm standing here and I
see this phenomenon,
681
00:48:02,692 --> 00:48:04,317
unfolding in front
of my very eyes,
682
00:48:04,442 --> 00:48:06,692
and these emotions can very
often lead to violence.
683
00:48:24,233 --> 00:48:26,525
2 minutes without phones.
684
00:48:26,817 --> 00:48:28,650
That will do for now.
685
00:48:39,442 --> 00:48:40,608
They decided to give up.
686
00:48:40,733 --> 00:48:41,942
We won.
687
00:48:43,317 --> 00:48:45,858
They are just demonstrating
their capabilities.
688
00:48:45,983 --> 00:48:48,025
Ugh, these terrorists.
689
00:48:48,150 --> 00:48:49,817
Think they are
going to beat us.
690
00:48:49,942 --> 00:48:51,192
but not on my watch.
691
00:48:51,442 --> 00:48:52,483
You heard?
692
00:48:52,650 --> 00:48:54,900
Not on my watch.
693
00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:58,233
Haim, I want to
change my shift.
694
00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:17,025
Please take me to...
695
00:49:17,150 --> 00:49:19,525
Oh, you need to get to the Mossad?
No problem.
696
00:49:24,317 --> 00:49:25,442
Guy.
697
00:49:26,483 --> 00:49:27,567
Guy.
698
00:49:27,692 --> 00:49:28,692
Guy?
699
00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:31,483
Agent Moron?
700
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,608
We've found this chick
outside the building.
701
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:46,858
She was screaming:
"Guy, Guy."
702
00:49:46,983 --> 00:49:48,150
- Guy!
- Sharon!
703
00:49:48,275 --> 00:49:49,942
That's fine, let her in.
704
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,358
You can leave. Thanks.
705
00:50:02,692 --> 00:50:04,650
I need to talk to
you in private.
706
00:50:15,733 --> 00:50:19,483
Oh Guy. I'll do anything
to help my husband.
707
00:50:21,817 --> 00:50:22,858
Anything?
708
00:50:24,608 --> 00:50:25,692
Anything.
709
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:26,942
Even this?
710
00:50:34,692 --> 00:50:35,692
Wow.
711
00:50:36,692 --> 00:50:37,983
You really would
do anything.
712
00:50:38,275 --> 00:50:40,317
I know what you
think about me
713
00:50:40,650 --> 00:50:43,608
and I think exactly the
same thing about you.
714
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:45,108
That I have great tits.
715
00:50:47,192 --> 00:50:49,358
I probably come across
as a shallow woman
716
00:50:49,483 --> 00:50:51,567
whose with Jackie
just for his money.
717
00:50:51,942 --> 00:50:53,275
So, why are you together?
718
00:50:53,483 --> 00:50:55,900
He's geeky, it's cute.
719
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:57,483
No kidding.
720
00:50:57,858 --> 00:50:58,900
Whatever I did
721
00:50:59,025 --> 00:51:01,483
I did to protect my
husband from his enemies.
722
00:51:01,775 --> 00:51:04,150
From blackmail, extortion.
723
00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:09,817
Do you think it's fun, spending
every night in someone else's bed?
724
00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:13,942
Screaming and moaning,
moaning and screaming,
725
00:51:14,067 --> 00:51:16,025
over and over.
726
00:51:20,275 --> 00:51:22,692
Can you imagine that, Guy?
727
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,483
Yeah.
728
00:51:29,442 --> 00:51:31,192
What the hell is this?
729
00:51:32,817 --> 00:51:34,942
A combination of
a machine and...
730
00:51:35,733 --> 00:51:36,817
Jewish person.
731
00:51:37,150 --> 00:51:38,192
Ah?
732
00:51:38,942 --> 00:51:40,858
It's the last person
who saw your husband.
733
00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:43,900
If Jackie were here,
734
00:51:44,275 --> 00:51:46,692
he'd find a way to combine
your technology and his
735
00:51:46,817 --> 00:51:48,067
and find himself.
736
00:51:50,442 --> 00:51:52,983
Combine Sattelberg's
technology
737
00:51:53,525 --> 00:51:54,858
with technology
of the Mossad.
738
00:52:05,692 --> 00:52:07,900
You were really good
friends, weren't you?
739
00:52:11,358 --> 00:52:12,400
Updating.
740
00:52:13,108 --> 00:52:14,192
Aaron!
741
00:52:15,608 --> 00:52:16,650
Call Linda!
742
00:52:17,983 --> 00:52:19,358
Put me on speaker.
743
00:52:29,567 --> 00:52:31,358
You pick a color
and a number
744
00:52:31,525 --> 00:52:33,692
and it can tell
you the future.
745
00:52:37,442 --> 00:52:38,442
Got it.
746
00:52:38,567 --> 00:52:40,858
Guy found a way to combine
Sattelberg's technology with Aaron-man
747
00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:42,275
in order to locate
the kidnappers!
748
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,442
Come on!
749
00:52:44,650 --> 00:52:45,650
Aaron-man.
750
00:52:47,650 --> 00:52:48,692
He's...
751
00:52:48,817 --> 00:52:49,900
learning.
752
00:52:50,108 --> 00:52:51,650
{\an8}FRENCH FOR ADVANCED LEARNERS
753
00:52:51,858 --> 00:52:54,692
Are your parents home? I came
to fix the washing machine.
754
00:52:54,817 --> 00:52:56,233
Please come in.
755
00:52:59,192 --> 00:53:00,858
So many memories.
756
00:53:05,192 --> 00:53:06,275
I have a dream!
757
00:53:06,733 --> 00:53:08,567
The Temple Mount
in custody!
758
00:53:08,983 --> 00:53:10,692
Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn.
759
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:13,942
May the Force
be with you.
760
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:16,067
{\an8}LOVING THE KITCHEN
761
00:53:19,192 --> 00:53:21,150
What does it mean you
operate Aaron-man that...
762
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,817
Aaron, do you remember me?
763
00:53:25,358 --> 00:53:26,400
Guy.
764
00:53:27,233 --> 00:53:29,317
You were a person,
with your own mind.
765
00:53:30,192 --> 00:53:31,358
50% OFF WASHER
766
00:53:31,650 --> 00:53:32,942
No, this is not cool.
767
00:53:33,150 --> 00:53:34,233
Later.
768
00:53:35,983 --> 00:53:38,525
The day of the kidnapping,
the people you saw,
769
00:53:38,650 --> 00:53:40,858
Can you locate their
phone signature?
770
00:53:54,067 --> 00:53:57,067
I'm giving him access to CIA
database, Interpol and...
771
00:53:58,233 --> 00:53:59,483
Netflix.
772
00:54:00,733 --> 00:54:02,817
Maybe he can tell us
where Sattelberg is.
773
00:54:03,567 --> 00:54:05,150
He is searching on all the
phones around the world
774
00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:06,692
for the required
information.
775
00:54:09,608 --> 00:54:10,733
Later.
776
00:54:20,567 --> 00:54:22,400
Can someone please fix
that clock already!
777
00:54:25,275 --> 00:54:28,192
It's working! It's working!
778
00:54:33,233 --> 00:54:35,067
The kidnappers belong
to RBG organization,
779
00:54:35,192 --> 00:54:38,650
which means,
REALLY BAD GUYS.
780
00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,442
LEVEL OF CLASSIFICATION 1
781
00:54:42,192 --> 00:54:43,567
Sattelberg is here?
782
00:54:44,108 --> 00:54:46,317
No, silly. That's
just a map.
783
00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:58,483
You know, this is usually
the part of the mission
784
00:54:58,608 --> 00:55:00,650
where the male agent and
the female agent...
785
00:55:00,775 --> 00:55:02,983
Back at the lab when
your friend went crazy,
786
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:04,817
why didn't you trust me?
787
00:55:05,275 --> 00:55:07,192
I trusted Aaron,
and what happened?
788
00:55:09,358 --> 00:55:12,150
He crashed into a bridge, and the
lab turned him into a robot.
789
00:55:13,150 --> 00:55:14,358
They saved his life,
790
00:55:15,192 --> 00:55:16,233
not the soul.
791
00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:22,192
Crashing into a bridge and
turning into a robot.
792
00:55:23,067 --> 00:55:24,525
That could happen
to anyone.
793
00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:27,567
Don't you have a family?
794
00:55:28,692 --> 00:55:29,733
Family?
795
00:55:33,775 --> 00:55:35,525
My parents died
in a marathon.
796
00:55:39,233 --> 00:55:40,233
One day
797
00:55:40,733 --> 00:55:43,192
they binged watched The
Simpsons without a break.
798
00:55:44,067 --> 00:55:46,817
The neighbors found their
bodies after season 14.
799
00:55:48,233 --> 00:55:50,275
Shuki, a friend
of my dad's,
800
00:55:50,817 --> 00:55:52,233
recruited me
into the Mossad.
801
00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,650
He said I could
fight bad guys.
802
00:55:55,150 --> 00:55:56,150
And get girls.
803
00:55:56,358 --> 00:55:57,858
Not necessarily
in that order.
804
00:55:57,983 --> 00:56:00,608
Sometime you have to fight
girls and get bad guys.
805
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,233
So, you're alone too.
806
00:56:03,358 --> 00:56:06,150
In our profession, you know,
you keep to yourself.
807
00:56:06,275 --> 00:56:08,525
Expensive perfume?
Crap you don't need?
808
00:56:08,650 --> 00:56:10,358
OK. Got it. Goodbye.
809
00:56:11,608 --> 00:56:13,900
And what about you? Do
you have a boyfriend?
810
00:56:14,608 --> 00:56:16,317
I tried to get one but,
811
00:56:17,442 --> 00:56:19,608
every time they asked me
what I do for living
812
00:56:19,733 --> 00:56:21,108
I kept saying I...
813
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,442
- run a sausage factory.
- Run a sausage factory.
814
00:56:28,483 --> 00:56:30,400
Just when I thought
I lost my touch.
815
00:56:32,483 --> 00:56:33,650
I found the one.
816
00:56:34,233 --> 00:56:35,275
Yeah.
817
00:56:35,692 --> 00:56:36,775
Who knows me.
818
00:56:37,525 --> 00:56:39,233
Who doesn't want to
sleep alone anymore.
819
00:56:39,358 --> 00:56:40,817
I don't want to sleep
alone anymore.
820
00:56:41,858 --> 00:56:44,442
It's a matter of time until
Sattelberg dumps her.
821
00:56:44,983 --> 00:56:45,983
What?
822
00:56:46,358 --> 00:56:47,483
Sharon.
823
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,608
All the skydivers for Sugiria
please get ready for to jump.
824
00:56:51,942 --> 00:56:53,317
Put your parachute on!
825
00:56:57,858 --> 00:57:00,483
Darn it, the
freakin' parachute.
826
00:57:03,942 --> 00:57:05,275
Do you have another one?
827
00:57:05,650 --> 00:57:07,025
You don't have a parachute.
828
00:57:07,150 --> 00:57:09,275
I have. At home.
829
00:57:17,983 --> 00:57:19,067
You're crying.
830
00:57:19,192 --> 00:57:20,942
I never cry.
I have allergies.
831
00:57:22,483 --> 00:57:23,525
Use eye drops.
832
00:57:23,775 --> 00:57:25,983
I did. I'm allergic
to eye drops.
833
00:57:38,733 --> 00:57:39,817
LANDING POINT
834
00:57:44,025 --> 00:57:46,733
Becca, did you send
me a blank SMS?
835
00:57:46,858 --> 00:57:48,317
- Yes.
- Why?
836
00:57:48,442 --> 00:57:49,983
Because I have nothing
to say to you.
837
00:57:50,650 --> 00:57:53,400
You're not listening, I'm solving
this crisis and coming back home.
838
00:57:53,525 --> 00:57:55,525
What crisis? I'm listening.
839
00:57:55,775 --> 00:57:57,483
And don't give
me any excuses.
840
00:57:59,483 --> 00:58:02,900
A terror organization has taken
over all phones around the world
841
00:58:03,025 --> 00:58:04,692
and turned them off
for 2 minutes.
842
00:58:05,275 --> 00:58:06,358
Goodbye Haim.
843
00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,150
I have to go.
844
00:58:12,108 --> 00:58:13,900
Don't look at me,
I'm divorced.
845
00:58:24,483 --> 00:58:26,733
After this I will go
back to the field.
846
00:58:28,108 --> 00:58:30,192
And I'll be
assigned to Milan.
847
00:58:31,150 --> 00:58:32,692
And I will get a heart.
848
00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:49,733
{\an8}There are three
professional armed guards.
849
00:58:50,942 --> 00:58:52,858
{\an8}The rest are just friends
of the producer.
850
00:58:53,858 --> 00:58:55,192
We'll break in at midnight.
851
00:58:55,650 --> 00:58:56,775
Good night.
852
00:59:02,650 --> 00:59:03,983
Ok, look I'm sorry.
853
00:59:04,525 --> 00:59:05,525
I don't know what I did,
854
00:59:05,650 --> 00:59:08,067
but let's just shake hands and
move on to my next mistake.
855
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:09,942
Good night.
856
00:59:12,442 --> 00:59:13,775
We should spoon.
857
00:59:14,983 --> 00:59:17,983
You never know when a terrorist
would pop out of the bushes.
858
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,400
Can you please
just shut up?
859
00:59:27,983 --> 00:59:28,983
Hey!
860
00:59:29,608 --> 00:59:31,150
There's a terrorist here!
861
00:59:31,817 --> 00:59:33,525
Yeah, I'm sure.
862
00:59:41,025 --> 00:59:42,358
Turn to me when I tell you.
863
00:59:42,650 --> 00:59:43,692
What?
864
00:59:43,817 --> 00:59:46,233
Are you insane? You
could kill me!
865
00:59:46,358 --> 00:59:47,567
Trust me!
866
00:59:47,733 --> 00:59:48,733
Now!
867
00:59:51,775 --> 00:59:52,942
Who's your leader?
868
00:59:53,983 --> 00:59:56,817
He's known as Dark Mind.
869
00:59:57,483 --> 00:59:58,650
Dirty Mind?
870
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,900
Dark Mind!
871
01:00:01,983 --> 01:00:05,067
In addition to being evil
he's also a pervert?
872
01:00:06,817 --> 01:00:09,233
He's not so smart
your friend.
873
01:00:16,733 --> 01:00:17,733
Thank you.
874
01:00:18,275 --> 01:00:21,233
But I tired him
for you, yes?
875
01:00:21,817 --> 01:00:22,983
Sure.
876
01:00:26,733 --> 01:00:27,733
Agent Harris.
877
01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:30,150
I've got good news. The whole
world thinks we're losers.
878
01:00:30,275 --> 01:00:32,442
I mean that's bad news.
That's sad and stuff.
879
01:00:32,567 --> 01:00:33,733
But there's a
change of plans!
880
01:00:33,858 --> 01:00:35,317
I need you to
save Sattelberg.
881
01:00:35,442 --> 01:00:36,442
Not the Israeli.
882
01:00:36,567 --> 01:00:38,150
But you approved a
joint operation.
883
01:00:38,275 --> 01:00:39,858
We can't let Israel
save the world.
884
01:00:40,275 --> 01:00:42,400
Hey, hello, I made
you tired right?
885
01:00:42,608 --> 01:00:44,567
Look, Guy's method
might be strange
886
01:00:44,692 --> 01:00:45,775
but he is my partner.
887
01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:47,525
Do you know who
this guy is?
888
01:00:47,692 --> 01:00:50,525
He's a serial foul up, and
he's outlived his usefulness.
889
01:00:50,650 --> 01:00:51,733
Now leave him there.
890
01:00:51,858 --> 01:00:54,108
Do that, and I'll
assign you to Milan.
891
01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:55,400
If we betray him like this,
892
01:00:55,525 --> 01:00:57,358
it will be against
everything we stand for.
893
01:00:58,608 --> 01:01:00,692
Are you listening to me,
or playing on your phone?
894
01:01:01,733 --> 01:01:02,858
Hello?
895
01:01:03,150 --> 01:01:05,192
Ah? You follow orders,
agent Harris!
896
01:01:05,317 --> 01:01:06,900
Otherwise, don't
bother coming back.
897
01:01:07,150 --> 01:01:08,733
We'll talk about that
when you come back.
898
01:01:08,858 --> 01:01:10,275
Sir, I'm not coming back.
899
01:01:10,442 --> 01:01:11,983
Wait! No, no!
900
01:01:16,192 --> 01:01:17,733
Guy! You have to hear this.
901
01:01:18,358 --> 01:01:19,483
Darn!
902
01:01:48,983 --> 01:01:50,025
Hello?
903
01:01:50,608 --> 01:01:51,567
Hi.
904
01:01:51,692 --> 01:01:53,483
Is this the RBG
organization?
905
01:01:53,608 --> 01:01:56,608
- Yes. This is the guard speaking.
- Great.
906
01:01:57,192 --> 01:01:59,108
Could I speak to all
the guards, please?
907
01:02:02,692 --> 01:02:04,900
- They're not here right now.
- I see.
908
01:02:05,275 --> 01:02:06,858
Could you go and
get them, please?
909
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,983
- They're on patrol, so.
- It's urgent.
910
01:02:11,775 --> 01:02:13,692
Uh, ok, I'll see
what I can do.
911
01:02:14,983 --> 01:02:17,275
Wait, wait, wait.
How urgent is it?
912
01:02:17,650 --> 01:02:18,692
Very.
913
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,567
Attention, all guards.
Attention, all guards.
914
01:02:22,692 --> 01:02:24,067
Please come down
to the main gate.
915
01:02:24,192 --> 01:02:26,400
There's an urgent phone
call for all of you.
916
01:03:28,942 --> 01:03:30,525
Mr. Sattleberg, sir. Uh?
917
01:03:30,817 --> 01:03:32,608
Oh great, let's
get out of here.
918
01:03:36,692 --> 01:03:38,317
It was both our mission.
919
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:42,650
"Do you know who
this guy is?
920
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:44,275
He's a serial foul up!"
921
01:03:44,775 --> 01:03:46,983
If you heard me out, you'd
know that I decided to...
922
01:03:47,108 --> 01:03:48,567
She decided!
923
01:03:48,817 --> 01:03:51,442
Just like an American, to think
the whole world belongs to you!
924
01:03:51,567 --> 01:03:52,858
Excuse me, I...
925
01:03:52,983 --> 01:03:54,317
You don't believe me?
926
01:03:54,442 --> 01:03:56,525
I was the one who got
you back in action.
927
01:03:56,650 --> 01:03:58,775
I was the one who
got you to Sugiria.
928
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,358
"I, I, I"!
929
01:04:00,483 --> 01:04:02,025
Don't you ever
think about me?
930
01:04:02,317 --> 01:04:03,525
Guys?
931
01:04:03,983 --> 01:04:05,358
You know why you're alone?
932
01:04:05,483 --> 01:04:06,775
Because just like Israel,
933
01:04:06,900 --> 01:04:09,733
you blame the whole world for
your vexatious troubles!
934
01:04:10,483 --> 01:04:11,942
I don't know those words!
935
01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:37,483
Not in the surgery.
936
01:04:58,192 --> 01:05:01,483
Excellent, just excellent.
937
01:05:02,525 --> 01:05:06,608
Guy Moran and Linda
Biton Harris
938
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:09,275
destroying each other.
939
01:05:09,608 --> 01:05:10,942
Destroying?
940
01:05:11,067 --> 01:05:12,108
Excellent?
941
01:05:12,233 --> 01:05:13,358
Biton?
942
01:05:19,317 --> 01:05:22,275
Thank you, Sattelberg,
for bringing us Guy.
943
01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:24,275
We don't need you anymore.
944
01:05:25,858 --> 01:05:28,442
We will try and remember
you the way you were.
945
01:05:29,275 --> 01:05:32,275
Just maybe a
little thinner.
946
01:05:34,442 --> 01:05:35,442
Shuki?
947
01:05:35,942 --> 01:05:37,150
Who the hell is Shuki?
948
01:05:42,150 --> 01:05:43,942
Congratulations, Guy.
949
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:46,567
Commander.
950
01:05:47,192 --> 01:05:48,192
What are you doing here?
951
01:05:48,733 --> 01:05:50,858
Yes Guy, it's me, Shuki.
952
01:05:51,192 --> 01:05:54,442
And I use a wheel chair because
it gives a dramatic effect.
953
01:05:55,525 --> 01:05:57,650
Also because we got it for free
from the Red Cross.
954
01:05:57,942 --> 01:06:01,025
Quick Guy, shoot him! That's
more important than my life!
955
01:06:01,650 --> 01:06:03,650
Go ahead. Kill me,
956
01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:05,942
just like you left me
to die in Tunisia.
957
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:27,775
Make sure he is not armed.
958
01:06:40,317 --> 01:06:43,192
Shuki. Come home with us.
959
01:06:43,942 --> 01:06:46,192
Shuki force needs his
commander back in action.
960
01:06:50,858 --> 01:06:52,275
Aha Guy,
961
01:06:52,692 --> 01:06:54,358
I used to be like you once.
962
01:06:55,358 --> 01:06:57,817
Up until that day where you
left me fall into the gorge.
963
01:06:58,317 --> 01:07:00,775
Wait, wait, wait, what?
You decided to jump!
964
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:02,692
Because I thought you'd
come back for me.
965
01:07:03,192 --> 01:07:05,858
You know what's incredible,
those that rescued me,
966
01:07:06,233 --> 01:07:07,900
were the Sugirians.
967
01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:12,358
A convoy of Sugirian
smartphone dealers
968
01:07:12,483 --> 01:07:14,275
found me without
any memory.
969
01:07:15,067 --> 01:07:17,567
They gave from the
little they had.
970
01:07:18,650 --> 01:07:21,608
Then they took me with them
from Tunisia to Sugiria.
971
01:07:22,733 --> 01:07:27,358
When I began remembering
who I am, I was ashamed.
972
01:07:29,067 --> 01:07:30,650
You created all this.
973
01:07:31,025 --> 01:07:34,233
And you created me, when you
threw me into the gorge.
974
01:07:35,775 --> 01:07:37,692
But you created me, when
you were my commander.
975
01:07:37,858 --> 01:07:40,400
No, you created me when you
threw me into the gorge.
976
01:07:40,650 --> 01:07:42,692
- You created me.
- No. You created me.
977
01:07:42,817 --> 01:07:44,733
- You created me.
- No. You created me.
978
01:07:44,858 --> 01:07:46,317
- You created me!
- You created me!
979
01:07:46,442 --> 01:07:48,525
- You created me!
- You created me!
980
01:07:48,650 --> 01:07:49,775
Silence!
981
01:07:50,983 --> 01:07:55,692
"There is no greater regret
than the one which is useless".
982
01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:00,317
Oliver Twist?
983
01:08:01,275 --> 01:08:03,233
You guys are not big
book readers, huh?
984
01:08:03,358 --> 01:08:05,608
- I saw the movie.
- Harry Potter.
985
01:08:06,108 --> 01:08:07,608
- Twilight.
- Goosebumps.
986
01:08:09,817 --> 01:08:11,067
We didn't know
you were alive.
987
01:08:11,192 --> 01:08:13,650
Did anyone even bother
to look for me?
988
01:08:15,982 --> 01:08:18,942
This is how you give up
government employee's 401K?
989
01:08:22,442 --> 01:08:24,192
9400 shekels,
990
01:08:25,025 --> 01:08:26,275
taking over the world.
991
01:08:27,317 --> 01:08:28,732
I grew up on a farm,
992
01:08:29,650 --> 01:08:32,607
I've seen how technology
replaces people,
993
01:08:32,732 --> 01:08:35,107
in cowsheds, and
in chicken coops.
994
01:08:36,650 --> 01:08:40,150
I'm just, saving you
from yourselves.
995
01:08:41,692 --> 01:08:42,692
It's time.
996
01:08:44,942 --> 01:08:46,067
What?
997
01:08:47,567 --> 01:08:48,942
It's time.
998
01:08:49,317 --> 01:08:50,942
Time. Ah, yeah. What?
999
01:08:51,732 --> 01:08:54,192
It is time.
1000
01:08:54,317 --> 01:08:59,692
The time, isn't... now it is...
It is now the time.
1001
01:09:02,982 --> 01:09:04,317
Phone call from...
1002
01:09:07,192 --> 01:09:08,317
Sugiria.
1003
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,817
This is the RBG
organization.
1004
01:09:16,607 --> 01:09:18,857
How stupid of you
to send us agents.
1005
01:09:19,150 --> 01:09:21,150
If you want to see
Mr. Sattelberg alive again
1006
01:09:21,275 --> 01:09:23,150
You'll do exactly
what we tell you.
1007
01:09:23,817 --> 01:09:25,150
Did you send a tape?
1008
01:09:26,067 --> 01:09:27,732
What? No. What tape?
1009
01:09:27,857 --> 01:09:29,732
People usually send a video
1010
01:09:29,857 --> 01:09:32,150
to prove that you
really have the person.
1011
01:09:32,275 --> 01:09:34,817
This is the video, I am the video.
You're watching it right now,
1012
01:09:34,942 --> 01:09:35,942
this is the video.
1013
01:09:36,067 --> 01:09:39,150
I just think, if you
were really serious
1014
01:09:39,275 --> 01:09:41,732
you'd send a proper tape.
1015
01:09:42,107 --> 01:09:45,400
It's basic. We have
seen all the movies.
1016
01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:48,857
He says we need
to send a tape.
1017
01:09:49,567 --> 01:09:51,025
So tape it now and
show it later.
1018
01:09:51,150 --> 01:09:52,150
Talk!
1019
01:09:53,275 --> 01:09:56,650
Dear world. I confirm that
I am in the hands of the RBG
1020
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,067
For years the west
has been exploiting
1021
01:09:59,192 --> 01:10:00,817
the people of the
third world.
1022
01:10:01,067 --> 01:10:02,942
They would built a
phone for one cent,
1023
01:10:03,067 --> 01:10:05,650
and you sold it
for 700 dollars.
1024
01:10:06,233 --> 01:10:08,358
Unless you pay the people
of the third world,
1025
01:10:08,483 --> 01:10:11,317
700 dollars times
7 billion phones,
1026
01:10:11,442 --> 01:10:14,650
Minus one cent for each
phone, you've already paid.
1027
01:10:16,650 --> 01:10:17,775
That comes to...
1028
01:10:18,025 --> 01:10:22,150
Four zibillion, eight hundred
ninety nine thousand
1029
01:10:22,358 --> 01:10:24,400
nine hundred thirty
three dollars.
1030
01:10:26,567 --> 01:10:29,483
The capitalist west has 6 hours
to pay us back the money.
1031
01:10:30,192 --> 01:10:32,108
Or every smartphone
will blow up.
1032
01:10:32,525 --> 01:10:34,525
The whole woooorld
is rigged to blow.
1033
01:10:34,650 --> 01:10:35,900
- World.
- Wooooorld.
1034
01:10:36,025 --> 01:10:37,650
- Nevermind.
- Nevermind.
1035
01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:39,692
You brought it
on yourselves.
1036
01:10:43,608 --> 01:10:45,400
Could you say all
that on tape?
1037
01:10:45,733 --> 01:10:48,150
What tape? What
century are you from?
1038
01:10:48,358 --> 01:10:50,108
Where can you even
get tapes anymore?
1039
01:10:50,317 --> 01:10:52,692
So how do we know
it happened today?
1040
01:10:52,817 --> 01:10:55,983
People usually hold up
a copy of today's paper.
1041
01:10:56,108 --> 01:10:57,400
- Don't they?
- Totally.
1042
01:10:57,525 --> 01:10:59,650
Shut up! Shut up!
1043
01:11:00,817 --> 01:11:04,567
What's wrong with you?
Who buys newspapers anymore?
1044
01:11:14,025 --> 01:11:15,400
You're making a mistake.
1045
01:11:16,025 --> 01:11:17,567
Charlie! Finch!
1046
01:11:22,025 --> 01:11:23,483
He's really gonna...?
1047
01:11:24,067 --> 01:11:25,108
Exactly.
1048
01:11:25,525 --> 01:11:27,567
I can't watch this.
1049
01:11:38,067 --> 01:11:39,775
Shuki, come home with us!
1050
01:11:39,983 --> 01:11:41,150
Don't call me Shuki!
1051
01:11:41,650 --> 01:11:42,692
Now my name
1052
01:11:42,817 --> 01:11:44,692
is Hrabdlinghamgangendang!
1053
01:11:45,442 --> 01:11:46,483
What?
1054
01:11:46,608 --> 01:11:48,608
Herbdlingenjumbegendang!
1055
01:11:49,108 --> 01:11:51,233
- Jammgingang.
- Jambangang.
1056
01:11:52,025 --> 01:11:53,775
Great. Come home
with us, Slambang.
1057
01:11:54,692 --> 01:11:56,442
I'm most surprised
by you, Guy.
1058
01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:58,775
The system forgot about
you like it did with me.
1059
01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:00,858
But they built the Shuki
memorial, in your honor.
1060
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,275
On television they counted
the days you were missing.
1061
01:12:03,567 --> 01:12:06,233
Instead of naming
places after me,
1062
01:12:06,775 --> 01:12:08,483
couldn't you just
look for me?
1063
01:12:08,650 --> 01:12:09,775
But we did,
1064
01:12:09,942 --> 01:12:11,942
we searched the
world using...
1065
01:12:12,942 --> 01:12:14,733
Sattelberg's satellites.
1066
01:12:17,108 --> 01:12:21,692
Sattelberg blocked the
communications with the Mossad,
1067
01:12:22,025 --> 01:12:25,233
to hide the fact that
Shuki was still alive.
1068
01:12:25,483 --> 01:12:26,733
That's not true.
1069
01:12:30,150 --> 01:12:32,567
You're blaming the
wrong Sattelberg!
1070
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:39,358
Sharon? What are
you doing here?
1071
01:12:40,067 --> 01:12:41,942
You still don't
get it, do you?
1072
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:45,817
I am Mujidra Markuk
from Sugiria!
1073
01:12:46,150 --> 01:12:48,567
Bob Marley is trimming
in his grave.
1074
01:12:49,817 --> 01:12:50,942
Sister?
1075
01:12:54,525 --> 01:12:55,983
That day, at the factory,
1076
01:12:56,108 --> 01:12:59,317
my brother asked them to
shut down the machines,
1077
01:12:59,733 --> 01:13:03,317
but a machine makes more money,
than a simple factory worker.
1078
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:08,025
That was the day I decided
to take revenge on the west.
1079
01:13:08,233 --> 01:13:10,942
Jackie said, his
money would all go
1080
01:13:11,067 --> 01:13:13,150
to ease the suffering
of the third world.
1081
01:13:14,275 --> 01:13:16,525
So I took care
of that for him.
1082
01:13:17,108 --> 01:13:19,942
How I have waited
for this day,
1083
01:13:20,358 --> 01:13:22,858
I even went to
overacting school.
1084
01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:28,108
We are transferring the sum
of five zibllion dollars,
1085
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,983
to the Sugirian
national bank.
1086
01:13:31,108 --> 01:13:34,483
Please, don't
take our phones.
1087
01:13:36,483 --> 01:13:40,525
You See? The world is saved.
Justice is done.
1088
01:13:42,525 --> 01:13:45,192
And now we will stop the
destruction of the world.
1089
01:13:46,442 --> 01:13:49,275
Abort phone destruct
sequence phase one.
1090
01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:52,275
Abort... phase...
1091
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,108
What he said, phase two...
1092
01:13:55,900 --> 01:14:01,483
Yeah! Yeah!
1093
01:14:05,067 --> 01:14:06,358
I don't think so.
1094
01:14:11,733 --> 01:14:12,900
She's lost control.
1095
01:14:13,025 --> 01:14:15,358
Did you really believe
I'd stop here?
1096
01:14:15,483 --> 01:14:17,233
Brother, take
care of the rest!
1097
01:14:20,608 --> 01:14:21,733
Come on!
1098
01:14:26,650 --> 01:14:28,650
Yeah! Yeah!
1099
01:14:31,275 --> 01:14:32,483
This is not over yet.
1100
01:14:35,525 --> 01:14:36,858
This is the end
of the world.
1101
01:14:37,150 --> 01:14:41,400
Look at you, a failed Mossad
agent, and his frustrated commander.
1102
01:14:41,817 --> 01:14:43,400
It seems too easy.
1103
01:14:43,567 --> 01:14:44,858
Lock them up.
1104
01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:52,608
Now we just sit and watch
the birth of our new world.
1105
01:14:56,567 --> 01:14:59,483
- Why did you ask me here?
- Soon, you'll understand everything.
1106
01:14:59,608 --> 01:15:01,525
It's either me or her.
1107
01:15:15,775 --> 01:15:17,150
Commander? We need you...
1108
01:15:19,608 --> 01:15:21,567
Shouldn't you be at...?
1109
01:15:21,858 --> 01:15:23,567
The hell with the world.
1110
01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:27,025
Mademoiselle,
1111
01:15:27,858 --> 01:15:30,650
the Mossad is proud
to present you
1112
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,358
your dinner.
1113
01:15:47,650 --> 01:15:51,025
- But you've already got the money!
- That's democracy for you!
1114
01:15:51,150 --> 01:15:53,983
A leader comes along, gains
the support of the people.
1115
01:15:54,108 --> 01:15:56,608
Then forgets the people
who voted for him
1116
01:15:56,733 --> 01:15:59,317
and gets rich at
their expense.
1117
01:15:59,442 --> 01:16:01,608
You and I, we are the same.
1118
01:16:02,650 --> 01:16:03,858
Yeah,
1119
01:16:03,983 --> 01:16:05,775
we're both called Guy,
1120
01:16:06,942 --> 01:16:08,108
except you're not.
1121
01:16:08,233 --> 01:16:09,483
Witty.
1122
01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:12,608
Join me and be a
winner for a change.
1123
01:16:18,233 --> 01:16:20,733
Oh, seems like
you fell in love
1124
01:16:20,858 --> 01:16:23,150
with the least popular
girl in the class.
1125
01:16:24,733 --> 01:16:25,942
Kill them.
1126
01:16:26,358 --> 01:16:28,358
That'll teach them
a lesson for next time.
1127
01:16:29,942 --> 01:16:31,025
Yes!
1128
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:39,067
I'm surrounded by amateurs.
1129
01:16:40,067 --> 01:16:43,025
You tried to betray me,
and look where it got us.
1130
01:16:43,775 --> 01:16:46,608
I resigned from the CIA.
1131
01:16:50,650 --> 01:16:51,692
Wait!
1132
01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:53,608
You were right.
1133
01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:55,525
I need to renounce Israel.
1134
01:16:56,233 --> 01:16:59,525
9,400 Shekel,
ruling the world.
1135
01:17:00,858 --> 01:17:02,108
Tough decision.
1136
01:17:04,858 --> 01:17:06,817
You're playing with fire.
1137
01:17:12,442 --> 01:17:13,608
For starters,
1138
01:17:15,025 --> 01:17:18,025
kill her. Prove who's
side you're on.
1139
01:17:18,192 --> 01:17:21,192
As usual. The winning side.
1140
01:17:24,483 --> 01:17:25,483
Trust me.
1141
01:17:25,608 --> 01:17:26,608
Wait!
1142
01:17:26,733 --> 01:17:27,983
Now!
1143
01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:35,108
- Try to stop the countdown.
- Try to stop the countdown.
1144
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:36,525
- I'll catch her!
- I'll catch her!
1145
01:17:40,733 --> 01:17:42,442
This will help us
to stay in touch.
1146
01:18:03,567 --> 01:18:06,108
- Hey, Guy?
- Yes?
1147
01:18:07,442 --> 01:18:09,025
I just wanted you to know.
1148
01:18:10,775 --> 01:18:12,567
I think you're
a really good spy.
1149
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,483
Thank you.
1150
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:17,858
Find anything?
1151
01:18:20,108 --> 01:18:21,317
All I found is shit.
1152
01:18:31,192 --> 01:18:34,442
Killing me?
That's your plan?
1153
01:18:34,567 --> 01:18:36,358
Killing you is too easy.
1154
01:18:37,275 --> 01:18:38,650
We're going to
keep you alive,
1155
01:18:38,775 --> 01:18:41,025
just to see your chief
and partner die!
1156
01:18:41,817 --> 01:18:43,608
He's in the fallout
shelter by now.
1157
01:18:44,275 --> 01:18:46,108
Along with the
doomsday weapon.
1158
01:18:46,858 --> 01:18:50,275
You introduced the trigger yourself,
when you put a phone in it.
1159
01:18:50,567 --> 01:18:51,567
Aaron.
1160
01:18:55,483 --> 01:18:58,233
How do you drink this
beverage of yours?
1161
01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:00,692
Shaken, not stirred.
1162
01:19:02,150 --> 01:19:03,233
Let it go!
1163
01:19:37,775 --> 01:19:39,900
Customer service how can I help?
This is Yevgeny speaking.
1164
01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:41,900
I can't seem to turn off
the phone in my belly.
1165
01:19:42,025 --> 01:19:43,025
Just a sec.
1166
01:19:43,150 --> 01:19:45,067
Why are you always
saying: "Just a sec?"
1167
01:19:45,192 --> 01:19:46,608
- Sir I'm asking you to calm down.
- Just a sec!
1168
01:19:46,733 --> 01:19:47,733
Sir I'm asking you
to calm down.
1169
01:19:47,858 --> 01:19:50,608
- Why all the time "Just a sec"?
- Here we go again...
1170
01:19:50,775 --> 01:19:54,233
Don't fight it, Aaron-man.
It's stronger than you.
1171
01:19:54,608 --> 01:19:57,358
Yevgeny, we'll
stay in touch.
1172
01:20:38,108 --> 01:20:39,567
Not in the surgery!
1173
01:20:39,733 --> 01:20:42,400
Haha! There was no
surgery, bitch!
1174
01:20:50,275 --> 01:20:51,442
Surgery.
1175
01:21:16,067 --> 01:21:18,733
Haim, Aaron is
trying to hurt...
1176
01:21:22,442 --> 01:21:23,692
You should answer it Haim.
1177
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:33,817
Do you remember your
wedding proposal?
1178
01:21:33,942 --> 01:21:34,983
Yes.
1179
01:21:35,317 --> 01:21:36,483
You don't remember?
1180
01:21:36,650 --> 01:21:37,775
No.
1181
01:21:38,150 --> 01:21:39,275
Why did you say yes?
1182
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:41,400
For a moment I
forgot who you were.
1183
01:21:43,150 --> 01:21:45,567
You know, I'm not
eighty anymore.
1184
01:21:46,108 --> 01:21:48,067
You've promised me
a life of honesty,
1185
01:21:48,192 --> 01:21:50,942
you got down on one
knee and asked:
1186
01:21:51,067 --> 01:21:53,900
"Would you like to
be my first wife?"
1187
01:21:54,817 --> 01:21:57,525
"Would you like to be the
mother to some of my children?"
1188
01:21:58,108 --> 01:22:01,192
Let's start a new chapter in
our lives as it should be.
1189
01:22:04,692 --> 01:22:06,400
Aaron, is everything OK?
1190
01:22:06,567 --> 01:22:08,775
20 seconds to activate
doomsday weapon.
1191
01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:10,067
Is something not right?
1192
01:22:10,192 --> 01:22:12,692
Aaron, there is something
I got to tell you.
1193
01:22:12,817 --> 01:22:14,192
Something is not right.
1194
01:22:14,317 --> 01:22:17,025
That day you got hit,
it wasn't your fault.
1195
01:22:17,150 --> 01:22:19,567
- 15 seconds.
- How do we get out of here.
1196
01:22:19,692 --> 01:22:21,858
- Aaron! Wall!
- Guy. I have no control over this.
1197
01:22:21,983 --> 01:22:24,650
- Ten...
- You're my friend and I love you,
1198
01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:27,983
- and because of me you got hit.
- Wow, seriously?
1199
01:22:28,108 --> 01:22:31,067
- Seven, six...
- You are like family to us.
1200
01:22:31,192 --> 01:22:35,025
- You're welcome to come by anytime.
- Call first.
1201
01:22:35,567 --> 01:22:38,275
Aaron-man. There is someone
waiting for you back home.
1202
01:22:38,775 --> 01:22:41,108
Stop confusing me! Two...
1203
01:22:41,733 --> 01:22:43,233
Goodbye. Robofriend.
1204
01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:04,483
I am Aaron Rahamim
from Giv'atayim.
1205
01:23:18,733 --> 01:23:19,942
Oh this is really
delicious.
1206
01:23:21,108 --> 01:23:23,067
Your chief got
his life back.
1207
01:23:25,858 --> 01:23:27,067
What are you doing?
1208
01:23:29,858 --> 01:23:31,692
Winning an Oscar.
1209
01:23:37,650 --> 01:23:39,150
I've fought the
wrong enemy.
1210
01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:44,108
Shuki, Shuki, Shuki.
1211
01:23:50,858 --> 01:23:52,442
You fools!
1212
01:23:55,150 --> 01:23:56,150
What is it?
1213
01:23:56,608 --> 01:23:57,608
A gift.
1214
01:24:22,692 --> 01:24:24,025
Hey, you aren't
coming with us?
1215
01:24:24,442 --> 01:24:27,650
No, our country
needs workers.
1216
01:24:28,067 --> 01:24:29,108
You'll go.
1217
01:24:29,442 --> 01:24:31,983
We will stay here and build
our homeland, brick by brick.
1218
01:24:32,442 --> 01:24:34,275
In Israel, you could
be foreign workers,
1219
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,650
and build our homeland!
1220
01:24:37,275 --> 01:24:39,317
You're right. Bye.
1221
01:24:46,817 --> 01:24:49,358
Children, stop playing
with daddy's volume.
1222
01:24:52,733 --> 01:24:54,442
So where do you serve?
1223
01:24:55,733 --> 01:24:56,817
The military.
1224
01:24:58,817 --> 01:25:00,442
I'm next. I'm next.
1225
01:25:00,567 --> 01:25:01,858
- I'm next...
- Stop.
1226
01:25:02,025 --> 01:25:03,567
- Go on.
- I'm next...
1227
01:25:03,692 --> 01:25:04,858
- Stop.
- I'm next...
1228
01:25:04,983 --> 01:25:06,275
- Go on.
- I'm next...
1229
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:09,858
The next torch will lit by
retiring chief of the Mossad,
1230
01:25:10,025 --> 01:25:12,858
- on his last day.
- This is me.
1231
01:25:15,608 --> 01:25:19,025
Snacks. Soft drinks.
1232
01:25:20,150 --> 01:25:21,650
Sponsored content.
1233
01:25:26,108 --> 01:25:29,483
There are real heroes
1234
01:25:29,608 --> 01:25:31,650
who should light
this torch.
1235
01:25:31,775 --> 01:25:34,108
In spite of that, I...
1236
01:25:35,192 --> 01:25:36,483
- What?
- Thank you!
1237
01:25:37,608 --> 01:25:39,900
I just wanted to
say that we won!
1238
01:25:42,233 --> 01:25:44,067
We're living in
a new world.
1239
01:25:44,275 --> 01:25:46,358
A world in which
collaboration
1240
01:25:46,483 --> 01:25:48,650
and mutual learning
are power.
1241
01:25:49,150 --> 01:25:51,442
A country that insists on
doing everything alone,
1242
01:25:51,692 --> 01:25:52,983
will weaken.
1243
01:25:53,358 --> 01:25:57,192
Let's build a better future!
1244
01:25:57,483 --> 01:25:59,567
Just like Herzl
built Herzliya
1245
01:25:59,983 --> 01:26:02,692
and just like John Lenon
built Leningrad.
1246
01:26:04,817 --> 01:26:06,192
It is this moment,
1247
01:26:07,025 --> 01:26:09,483
that we look for what
we have in common.
1248
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:13,692
I have no idea what
you just said.
1249
01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:20,525
To the glory
that is Israel.
1250
01:26:29,775 --> 01:26:31,275
Haim, let's go home.
1251
01:26:59,025 --> 01:27:00,525
Ahh.
1252
01:27:01,775 --> 01:27:03,275
Ohh..
1253
01:27:04,067 --> 01:27:05,692
UUU.
1254
01:27:10,108 --> 01:27:11,108
Ouch.
1255
01:27:11,233 --> 01:27:12,900
Or in Hebrew, Aya.
1256
01:27:38,650 --> 01:27:43,942
TO BE CONTINUED...
1257
01:28:38,442 --> 01:28:39,608
Secret, yeah right.
1258
01:29:19,483 --> 01:29:21,067
But we're guards at
a bouncy castle.
1259
01:29:21,442 --> 01:29:23,733
Where am I supposed to find a bride?
Inside the castle?
1260
01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:25,233
She'll show up,
you will see.
1261
01:29:25,692 --> 01:29:28,150
All you need to do
is to act natural.
1262
01:29:28,275 --> 01:29:29,483
Be normal.
1263
01:29:30,025 --> 01:29:31,233
Alright.
1264
01:29:32,150 --> 01:29:34,358
Touch me one more time!
1265
01:29:34,483 --> 01:29:36,942
I saw you, I'm
watching you!
1266
01:29:37,067 --> 01:29:38,192
Watch it!
1267
01:29:40,317 --> 01:29:41,733
Where do you want it?
1268
01:29:42,025 --> 01:29:43,983
In the head? In the head?!
1269
01:29:44,275 --> 01:29:48,150
The man who invented the grocery
shop will lit the next beacon.
1270
01:29:48,358 --> 01:29:50,942
Dudi, from "Dudi's
grocery shop".
1271
01:29:52,733 --> 01:29:53,733
What?
1272
01:29:53,858 --> 01:29:55,400
- What what?
- Do you want one?
1273
01:29:55,608 --> 01:29:56,650
Make sure it doesn't drip.
1274
01:29:56,775 --> 01:29:57,983
So without Tehina.
1275
01:29:59,858 --> 01:30:01,025
Coming in or out?
1276
01:30:01,692 --> 01:30:02,900
We're incomers.
1277
01:30:16,150 --> 01:30:18,192
If you'll read one page
of the bible each day,
1278
01:30:18,567 --> 01:30:20,983
after one year you'll
get to page 365.
1279
01:30:38,483 --> 01:30:40,775
A pencil pusher's
life aren't so easy.
1280
01:30:41,358 --> 01:30:42,983
Here, together the
soldiers create...
1281
01:30:44,733 --> 01:30:45,733
A tea bag.
1282
01:30:46,442 --> 01:30:47,442
A shoe box.
1283
01:30:47,567 --> 01:30:49,817
Cup Noodles! What's not clear?
Cup Noodles with celery!
1284
01:30:50,108 --> 01:30:51,608
Why are you doing this?
1285
01:30:51,733 --> 01:30:54,858
Well, I always like to help poor,
desperate, developing countries,
1286
01:30:54,983 --> 01:30:56,192
and Israel is all three!
1287
01:30:56,733 --> 01:30:58,442
Why are we
interviewing you?
1288
01:30:58,567 --> 01:30:59,942
Character background.
1289
01:31:00,067 --> 01:31:01,358
When is my cast coming off?
1290
01:31:01,483 --> 01:31:02,483
In a month.
1291
01:31:02,608 --> 01:31:05,483
The perfect combination
between a man and a robot.
1292
01:31:05,608 --> 01:31:07,733
He doesn't take time
off, he doesn't get old.
1293
01:31:07,983 --> 01:31:10,108
And the first one had
to be my friend.
1294
01:31:10,233 --> 01:31:12,317
Actually, the first one
we made was Tom Cruise.
1295
01:34:21,442 --> 01:34:23,692
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
1296
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:25,067
Bye-bye.
1297
01:34:25,242 --> 01:34:30,242
Subtitles by explosiveskull
93168
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Pashto
Polish
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
