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Previously on Mom...
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You have no right to tell
me who I can and cannot see!
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What are you saying,
we're not monogamous?
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Gabriel, you're married.
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We do it once a month,
and I don't even take off my T-shirt.
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I've been sober 118 days.
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Oh! Don't applaud for that.
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They've been the worst
118 days of my life.
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Um... the only reason I'm here
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is because, uh, I didn't
want to turn into my mother.
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I mean, some mothers teach
their daughters how to bake,
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mine taught me how to
beat a cavity search
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and still feel like a lady.
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You doing all right?
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I... don't know.
Excuse me.
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I can't believe this!
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Hey, you have to take some of the
responsibility for this pregnancy.
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We had the talk.
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I told her about abstinence,
condoms, everything.
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Did you mention oral
sex as a work-around?
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Oh, my God, it is my fault.
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1x04 - "Loathing and Tube Socks"
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- Oh, God, I hate this part.
- Just be cool.
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I can barely walk with all the crap
you've taped to my thighs.
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Well, there was another place to
hide it, but you're too dainty.
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I told you that's exit only.
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- Next, please.
- Here we go.
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Welcome back to the United States.
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Is your trip for business or pleasure?
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- Pleasure.
- Business.
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- Business.
- Pleasure.
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The point is, we're thrilled to be back.
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God bless America!
Home of our ancestors!
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And the birthplace of jazz.
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Okay.
Whose bag is this?
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- My Mom's.
- No, I'm pretty sure that's yours, honey.
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See? It's got your nametag right on it.
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- Yeah, but that's not my bag.
- Well, it certainly ain't mine, muchacha.
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Well, what do we have here?
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Christy!
How could you?!
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What?! This is not my bag,
and I've never seen that before!
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Oh, sweetheart, did
prison teach you nothing?
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I've never been to prison!
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Look, I don't want to tell
you how to do your job,
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but check her thighs...
their street value is $80,000.
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Mom!
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[gasps]
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[phone rings]
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What?!
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You sold me out to the Feds!
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Oh, honey...
are you drinking again?
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No, I just dreamt that you
and I were smuggling drugs from
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Mexico, and when it went bad,
you made me take the fall!
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- Oh, how awful.
- It is!
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You know, when you were a
little girl and had a bad
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dream, I let you crawl in bed
with me until you felt safe.
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- You did?
- I did.
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But now you're a fully
grown crazy person,
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so I'm just gonna hang up!
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Mom? Mom...?
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[sighs]
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Of all the things to
yell at my mother for,
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I had to pick the one
that didn't happen.
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sync by YesCool, corr by f1nc0
- - www.addic7ed.com - -
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[muffled] Hey, Mom, I just wanted
to call and say I'm sorry
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for yelling at you.
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I know it was just a dream,
but it seemed so real.
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Hang on. I gotta spit.
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Anyway, call me back...
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unless you're gonna punish me
with silence, which is so you.
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Probably what you're doing right now.
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Well, you know what?
It's not gonna work.
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I'm not gonna let you get in my head.
Go to hell!
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That's gonna come back
and bite me in the ass.
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Why aren't you dressed?
We're gonna be late.
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- My underpants are crunchy.
- What do you mean, "crunchy"?
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I don't know what happened.
They were soft yesterday.
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Oh, honey, you can't keep
wearing the same underwear.
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- Put on some clean ones.
- I don't have any clean ones.
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And you're telling me this 5 minutes
before you have to leave for school?
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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All right. Let's go see if your
sister has a pair you can borrow.
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I'm not wearing Violet's underpants!
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No one will know!
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I'll know.
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Violet, do you have any old
underwear Roscoe could wear?
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Seriously?
You haven't screwed him up enough?
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- It's a "yes or no" question.
- So was mine.
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Forget it; I'll just buy him
some on the way to school.
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Ugh, that reminds me,
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I'm gonna need some
money for some new jeans.
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I'm, like, seriously bloated lately.
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[mocking]: Violet, you're,
like, seriously pregnant lately.
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And you have a job.
You want new jeans,
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- spend your own money.
- I'm not wasting my money on fat pants.
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Oh, so you're okay to waste mine?
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- Well, I was hoping...
- Listen, Juno...
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...the minute you got pregnant,
life as you know it ended.
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It's time you got ready
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for the dream-sucking
monster which is about
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to shoot out of your hoo-ha
and gobble up your life!
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You're a horrible woman.
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And soon you'll be one, too!
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Ah, here.
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- Clean underwear.
- I don't want to wear these.
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- What's wrong with them?
- They have anchors.
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- What's wrong with anchors?
- They're stupid.
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Oh, for God's sake, it's just a design.
It doesn't mean anything.
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Well, I like my underwear to make sense.
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I'm not having this
conversation with you.
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Then who is?
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Excuse me, can my son
change in your bathroom?
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We don't have a bathroom.
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Of course you have a bathroom.
Come on. Help me out here.
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Sorry, it's not for public use.
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Okay, look, I'm in a hurry.
I gotta get him to school.
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- Can't you make an exception?
- I don't make the rules.
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[sighs] No, but you have a brain
and you could use it now
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to help my little boy put on
a pair of clean underpants!
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- Mom, it's okay.
- I got this, Roscoe!
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I don't think you do.
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- Why don't I just change in the car?
- No, you are gonna change...
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- ...right here!
- In the store? I'm not an animal.
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Go ahead! No one can see!
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Ma'am, he can't take
his clothes off in here.
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Want to bet?
Take your clothes off in here.
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Please don't make me call security.
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No, no, go ahead. I want you to.
In fact, I'll do it for you.
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Security! Nine-year-old
changing into anchor underpants
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in aisle eleven!
Shoot to kill!
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You're a horrible woman.
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Oh, like I haven't heard that
today from some other bitch!
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[sweetly]: Go ahead, honey.
Go on, change.
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So one regular coffee and a latte.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, sweetie,
you'd be so much prettier
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if you smiled once in a while!
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Excuse me?
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Show a little teeth.
Brighten the world up!
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I'm sorry; I'll-I'll
certainly give that a try.
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Try it now!
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There you go!
Was that so hard?
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It's amazing you got to teach
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a broad who works for
tips basic courtesy.
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[sighs]
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You look really pretty today.
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- Did you change your hair?
- Bite me!
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Is it just me, or do crazy
waitresses give you a woody?
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- Hi.
- Hi. Christy, right?
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Yeah. How'd you know my name?
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We met at your first meeting.
I'm Marjorie.
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I'm sorry. I spent most
of that meeting crying
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and vomiting into my purse.
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And you wonder
why I remember your name.
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- How's it going now?
- Well, got a new purse.
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Very nice.
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Unfortunately, that's about the
only thing I got going for me.
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- Sorry to hear it.
- Did you ever have one of those days
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where everyone you
meet is a gigantic ass?
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- Everyone, huh?
- Yeah.
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My mom, my kids, the people at work,
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even some idiot clerk
at the 99-Cent Store.
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Yeah, I've had days like that, and
you know what I finally figured out?
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What?
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If everyone I meet's an ass...
maybe I'm the ass.
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Wait... you're saying I'm the problem?
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You're very quick.
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[mocking] You're very quick.
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Oh, God, I am the ass.
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Susan: Okay, everyone, I think
we're ready to get started.
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Please remember there is no parking
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in the lot adjacent to the building....
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You know, I get that I have to
take responsibility for my life,
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but you have no idea what it was like
growing up with my mother.
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I'm sure it was a nightmare,
but you're not a child anymore.
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I know that, but she makes me so mad!
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You got two options, sweetie:
you can stay angry at your mother
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and be miserable for
the rest of your life,
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or you can let it go and be happy.
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Susan: The main doors should stay closed
during the meeting...
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Isn't there a third option?
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hello.
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- Thanks for meeting me.
- Oh, sure.
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Um, listen, I want to apologize
for yelling at you the other day.
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Mm-hmm?
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That's it?
That's all you're gonna say?
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"Mm-hmm"?
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Mm-hmm.
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[sighs]
Anyway, I feel terrible.
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Just "terrible"?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I would think you'd
feel ashamed, as well.
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- Okay. Ashamed.
- Maybe a little dopey.
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Dopey, Doc and sneezy.
Are we good?
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I came in here good.
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Whatever.
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Let's just eat.
Lunch is on me.
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It's my way of showing
I'm letting go of my anger.
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That's very generous of you.
Of course, if I were flush with cash,
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I might buy my pregnant
daughter new jeans,
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but you're doing some
"tough love" thing... I get it.
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- You talked to Violet?
- She tweeted it.
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- And did you defend me?
- Nope, I just retweeted and moved on.
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Right there.
That's where my dream comes from.
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You never, ever have my back.
You always put your needs ahead of mine.
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Well, I certainly hope the salmon
is more satisfying than your apology.
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[growling]
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Don't growl, sweetheart;
it's not very ladylike.
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Hey, buddy.
I went and did all your laundry,
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so you have nice, fresh
clothes for tomorrow.
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No need to thank me.
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Are you giving me the cold, silent
treatment, like your Grandma does?
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No, I'm doing a puzzle and it's hard.
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You know, I'm really sorry
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I haven't been on top of
getting the laundry done.
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- Or making sure we have peanut butter.
- Oh, are we out of peanut butter?
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- And jelly.
- Okay.
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- And bread.
- Right.
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[sighs]
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- Hey, can I help?
- Sure.
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[groans]
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You know...
I want you to know
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that I will always be there for you,
no matter what.
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Nothing you do could
make me love you less.
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Even if I grow up to be like Dad?
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Oh, honey...
the fact that you're doing a puzzle
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means you won't end up like your Dad.
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How's the cheesecake?
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[muffled] Awesome!
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Do you like it, Violet?
It's your favorite.
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I tell you I don't fit into my pants,
so you buy me cheesecake?
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I was just trying to do
something nice for you.
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Whatever.
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You know, Violet...
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your mom's making a real effort, here,
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and you're not giving
her much to work with.
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Are you taking her side?
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- It's okay, Luke.
- No, no, no.
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There are no sides
when it comes to family.
240
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We're a circle.
241
00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:46,013
Or a triangle...
242
00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:50,802
...but that would have
sides, so a circle.
243
00:14:53,155 --> 00:14:55,356
Luke, for your own
sake, stay out of this.
244
00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:57,274
Well, Christy, I am this.
245
00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:00,094
You know, everyone says you're all moody
246
00:15:00,096 --> 00:15:01,429
'cause you're pregnant,
but they're wrong.
247
00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:03,130
You've always been moody.
248
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,185
- Why don't you go take out the garbage?
- Yes, dear.
249
00:15:10,122 --> 00:15:12,573
I learned to say that from watching TV.
250
00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:20,381
- Do you believe him?
- Yeah, that was pretty stupid.
251
00:15:20,383 --> 00:15:25,636
- Do guys get smarter over time?
- Oh, honey...
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00:15:25,638 --> 00:15:28,306
if they have the love of a good woman,
all things are possible...
253
00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:32,226
I'm sorry, I can't lie to you!
No. [laughs]
254
00:15:37,282 --> 00:15:38,483
Chef Rudy?
255
00:15:39,518 --> 00:15:42,236
Um...
I want you to know that I'm aware
256
00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:45,773
I've been kind of bitchy lately,
and I'm working on it.
257
00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:49,410
- I'm trying to be a better person.
- Appreciate the sentiment.
258
00:15:49,412 --> 00:15:54,536
- And good luck with that.
- Thank you.
259
00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:58,453
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
260
00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:05,877
- Gabriel, you got a sec?
- Not if you're gonna snap my head off.
261
00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:09,630
I'm really sorry about that.
I was having a bad day, and...
262
00:16:09,632 --> 00:16:13,301
I didn't mean to take it out on you.
You don't deserve that.
263
00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:16,053
I miss you, too!
264
00:16:17,306 --> 00:16:19,673
Uh... no.
That's not where I'm going with this.
265
00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:22,176
I want to hold you so much right now!
266
00:16:23,395 --> 00:16:26,230
I'm trying to apologize,
not turn you on.
267
00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:28,566
Too late!
268
00:16:29,902 --> 00:16:35,376
Gabriel, listen to me.
You and I are done. Over.
269
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,458
[in Italian] Finito.
270
00:16:48,253 --> 00:16:49,554
Excuse me. Miss?
271
00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:53,090
[speaks quietly]
272
00:17:00,232 --> 00:17:05,052
- I'm not sure if you remember me...
- I remember.
273
00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:08,055
Yeah, I bet you do.
I want to apologize.
274
00:17:08,057 --> 00:17:10,157
Your job's tough enough
without some jerk like me
275
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,528
- telling you to smile.
- Seriously?
276
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,297
Yeah, it's really been eating at me.
277
00:17:16,299 --> 00:17:18,566
I-I hope you'll accept my apology.
278
00:17:20,235 --> 00:17:24,155
Yes.
I do. Thanks so much.
279
00:17:24,841 --> 00:17:28,626
- You've really made my day.
- Great.
280
00:17:28,628 --> 00:17:30,461
Have a nice lunch.
281
00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:36,483
[whispering]
I so wish I hadn't spit in his latte.
282
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:42,974
- Hi, Marjorie.
- Ah, there she is.
283
00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:46,227
I just wanted to thank you
for talking to me the other day.
284
00:17:46,229 --> 00:17:47,862
Your advice really helped.
285
00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:49,864
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
286
00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:52,867
Once I let go of my anger,
everyone suddenly got nicer.
287
00:17:52,869 --> 00:17:55,036
Aw.
Good for you.
288
00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:58,039
Anger is a luxury
people like us cannot afford.
289
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,541
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, Mom.
290
00:18:03,829 --> 00:18:05,446
Do you two know each other?
291
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:09,967
We've, uh...
crossed paths.
292
00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:14,338
Hello, Marjorie.
293
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,093
...Bonnie.
294
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,313
- Marjorie made cookies.
- Thanks for the warning.
295
00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:27,468
Good-bye, Marjorie.
296
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:29,396
...Bonnie.
297
00:18:31,823 --> 00:18:34,442
- That's your mother?
- Yeah.
298
00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:37,884
No wonder you drank.
299
00:18:50,411 --> 00:18:52,128
Uh...
300
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,432
Excuse me, could I
talk to you for second?
301
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:58,935
Look, lady, I don't want any problems.
302
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:02,388
No, no, no.
I came here to apologize.
303
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,807
I was very rude the other day.
304
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:06,092
Oh.
305
00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:09,162
Anyway, there's no
excuse for it, but, um...
306
00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:10,930
once again, I'm sorry.
307
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:15,150
Wow, I've been working here six
years and this has never happened.
308
00:19:15,469 --> 00:19:18,037
[choked up]: People come in,
they just treat you like you're nothing,
309
00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:19,772
and then...
310
00:19:19,774 --> 00:19:21,702
go about their business,
311
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:24,544
buying cotton balls and tube socks.
312
00:19:24,546 --> 00:19:29,486
Well, you do get a lot of
tube sock for your money here.
313
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,268
But you came back to apologize.
314
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:36,255
To be fair,
I also needed toenail clippers.
315
00:19:37,102 --> 00:19:40,096
It doesn't matter.
Thank you.
316
00:19:42,563 --> 00:19:46,273
Okay. Okay.
Geoff...
317
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:50,319
Hey...
318
00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:52,888
...can I use your bathroom now?
319
00:19:52,889 --> 00:19:55,876
Please don't exploit our friendship.
320
00:19:59,004 --> 00:20:02,856
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