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Mayday. Mayday.

Engine failure.
We are in a spin.

Mission Control,
can you hear me?

Engine failure. Mayday!

We're in a spin!
I can't pull us out of it!

Can anybody read me?

Crew, prepare yourself
for impact!

We're going in hot!

Hmm?

Analyzing.

Oxygen detected.

What?

This is Captain Max Cloud. Over.

Repeat.
This is Captain Max Cloud.

Do you read? Over.

We read you, Max.

You're breaking up,
but we read you.

Thank God you're alive.

The galaxy would be lost
without you.

We jumped into hyperspace

and had a total loss
of all power upon reentry,

but I'm Max Cloud,
and I don't have time for death.

Good news
is we have your location.

- And the bad?
- Your location.

I'm afraid you've come down
on Alpha Zed-3.

Alpha Ze...

Oh, shit.

We've landed on Heinous.

Woah. Uh, Heinous?

Sorry. Why is that a, um,

"I'm afraid you have"
type of situation?

The entire planet of Heinous
is a prison

for the galaxy's most dangerous,
violent, and immoral criminals.

That's far from ideal.

I'm afraid so.

Sit tight. A rescue ship
will be with you in six hours.

Okay. Six hours, not a problem.

Let me just sweep
the rest of the ship,

look for other survivors,

and check that the main hull of
the ship has not been breached.

I'm gonna gamble
it may have been.

What's your name, soldier?

Jake, the chef.

Chef?

I have literally
cooked you food

every day for the past...

six months.

Well, Max Cloud
meets many people.

I mean, like three times a day
every day.

Time to move. We need to sweep
the rest of the ship,

look for other survivors.

Do you copy me, soldier?

Yeah. Yeah.

Sweep the ship and, uh,
look for survivors.

I said,
"Do you copy me, soldier?"

I just did...

Oh, right!
Uh, um, yeah, copy that.

Your Greatness, I...

Do not enter
on my personal time, Scavenger.

Revengor, this is
worth the interruption.

How rude.

Unless it is something from
my top 10 list of wanted items,

step off.

You have perked my curiosity.

Surely not top five.

Yes!

No.

No.

The tension is mounting.

No.

Yes.

Ah! Yes!

I knew this day would come.

How exciting.

Hello.

Sarah Noble here,

unofficial
world gaming champion.

How are you doing, Cowboy?

Hey! How you know it was me?

'Cause you're
the only one who ever calls me.

And I can hear you
chewing a hot dog.

From a tin for the win.

So you coming tomorrow?

Ucch. No.

Dad's heading out,
so I have to stay in

and wait for a delivery for him.

So? You can come out for a bit.
He won't know.

I can't.

I'm not allowed, Cowboy.

I promised him
I wouldn't go out.

I gotta go.

Yeah, I know. You gotta go.

Night, Sarah.

Good night, Cowboy.

Sarah!

Make sure you turn
that console off before bed,

or it'll overheat.

I will.

I always do.

Uh, Dad, what did I tell you
about knocking?

Well, I would knock
if I thought I was gonna

catch you doing something other
than playing those damn games.

Oh, but I'm so close
to finishing it, though.

You know what? No, that's it.

I'm banning all video games
this weekend.

Come on, Dad.
Get a grip.

You can't speak to me like that

and expect
to get away with it, Sarah.

Now turn it off.

Now.

No, sure.

You got it.

You know, your mother

hated you being
on that thing all the time.

Jeez.

You have serious issues, man.

Watch it with that back talk,
young lady.

Huh. What's this?

No way.

Secret room?

How have I never
seen this before?

I'm the Space Witch.
I know all.

I know everything about you,
your every desire.

I'm sorry.
Did you just say, "Space Witch"?

Yeah, Space Witch.

But you're a...

Well, I mean,
you look like a man.

So?

Well, wouldn't that
make you a space wizard?

Woah! How dare you?

Men can be witches as well,
I'll have you know.

Nonsense!

A man could be a witch
as much as a woman could...

captain a ship.

Yeah, well...

I'm trying to help you,
Max Cloud.

Don't be a douche bag.

Max Cloud does not need help
from weird man witches.

That's actually quite hurtful.

No, Max, maybe we do.

Sarah, who are you...

Sarah, what did I just tell you?

You know, if you're
gonna behave like a child,

then I'm gonna have
to treat you like a child.

No, Dad, don't turn it off.

Okay, I think
I just found an Easter egg.

This might be the last time
I find this place.

Dad, please.

I'm confiscating
your controller.

You'll get it back when you
learn to have a little respect.

No! Don't!

What am I meant to do?

Don't! You're just...

You're just being mean.

So unfair.

I wish I could just play
video games all day,

every day, and no one
could ever stop me.

Sarah...

see you later.

There's a pizza in the freezer.

I won't be back 'til late.

Call me if you need anything.

Okay, I'm going.

Yo!

There's a package
at the back door!

Want me to bring it up?

Fear is not near. Cowboy is...

here.

Sarah!

Ser!

Where you at?

Huh.

Okay.

Jake?

Who plays as Jake?

I didn't even know
you could switch characters.

This is a dark moment.

All right.

Jake, the useless chef, it is.

Where did that Space Wizard go?

Behind me.

Max Cloud always leads the way.

Max Cloud?

What the...

Hell, you... you are Max Cloud,
aren't you?

Is this real?

Yes, I'm real.

I am Max Cloud,
intergalactic space hero

and captain of this ship,

and you are someone
who makes food or something.

What is wrong with you, soldier?
We've already done this.

I c-can't believe I'm standing
in front of Max Cloud.

I must be dreaming.
C-Can I touch you?

Stand down, soldier,
immediately.

Okay.

All right, this is a dream.

This has to be a dream.
I mean...

it feels real.

I mean, you feel...

Huh?

And I feel...

Pull yourself together, soldier!

We don't have time for this!

Okay.

Okay. Whatever the hell
is going on here...

I'm in a spaceship...

with Max Cloud.

That is insanely cool.

Cowboy?

Holy smokes!

Cowboy, i-is that you?

How are you doing that?

Uh, let me pause this.

Weird.

Game won't pause.

See, this is what I'm telling
you about secondhand games,

super sketchy.

This one is definitely sketchy.
That's for sure.

- I'll just restart it.
- No!

Okay.

I mean,
you're not even that far in.

You have to promise me

you won't restart the game
or hit the power.

- Okay.
- Promise me.

Yeah, I promise.

What is going on?

Don't freak out.

I am a paragon of chill,
all right?

I'm just gonna
come straight out with it.

I'm pretty sure
I'm in the game.

Uh, good one.

Now come on. Come out.
Where are you?

In the game. I can see
Max Cloud in the flesh.

He's standing
right in front of me.

Sarah, this is
a really weird joke.

I'm looking at a screen
right now,

and all I can see is Max Cloud
and Jake, nobody else.

What?! Oh, God, I knew it.

I'm Jake, aren't I?

Oh, why couldn't I
have turned into Max?

Seriously?
Jake's literally the worst.

I've seen Big.

I've seen Fred Savage's
magnificent Vice Versa,

so I know these things
are possible.

Help me, Cowboy.

I went to bed,
and the next thing I know,

I'm here
on Max Cloud's spaceship.

This...

this... this is so cool!

Look, if... if you're Jake

and I'm playing as Jake,

does that mean
I'm controlling you?

Uh, I guess so.

Aw, man, this is so awesome.

What's the danger, soldier?

You doing it?

Yes, I'm doing it. Now stop.

But it's so funny.

Y-you're making me
look stupid in front of Max.

Okay.

Party pooper.

Heh.

Must be something
in the atmosphere, sir.

Y-you need to watch out
for that.

I need to watch out for that?

You need to watch out.

What if I can't get out?

I didn't think of that.
What do we do?

Okay, Sarah, keep it together.

You know this game.

Figure this shit out.

The Space Witch.

Space Witch?

Okay, Cowboy,
there's a Space Witch

hidden somewhere on Max's ship.

- We need to find him.
- Him?

I think he might be
my way out of here.

- Okay. How do we do that?
- Well, I don't know, Cowboy.

I'm currently stuck
inside a video game.

- Can you get some help?
- I can't leave, Sarah.

The game won't pause,
and you only have one life left.

Then we only have
one option right now.

You have to play.

Okay. That's no pressure, then.

I'm gonna need some nutrition.

Okay. You got this, buddy.

Cowboy, concentrate.

And don't talk
with your mouth full.

What was that?

Uh, wait.

Um, before you go
all hunter-killer mode,

you might not want
to go in there.

We left the deck seconds ago.

- It's empty.
- Ah!

But there's a hole in the deck,
big hole.

Well, if there is
something in there,

it's not gonna be very friendly,

so whatever's on
the other side of those doors,

we kill. Is that understood?

"We"?

Yeah.

Okay, concentrate, Cowboy.

Okay, then.

Who wants the first dance?

Finish him.

K.O.!

Round one. Fight!

- Perfect.
- Ho!

K.O.

Hah!

Fear is not near.

Max Cloud is here.

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

That guy's head came
completely off his shoulders.

Now all we need to do

is figure out a way
to block that hole.

Uh, we need to get
the plasma-gun thing,

and then we sling them up there,
and then we fire.

I have a plan. Take this.

On my cue...

Uh, Cowboy...

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Ready?

3, 2, 1...

Let's move.

You excited to meet my girl?

My English rose?

In your dreams.

Just tell her Cowboy says hi.

She'll know what it means.

I'd be pretty concerned

if she didn't know
what "Hi" means, Cowboy.

Identify yourself.

I said, "Identify..."

Commander Rexy.

I'm gonna need
visual confirmation on that.

- It's me, Max.
- Who?

Who are you?

Max, I know you know it's me.

How do you know
that I know it's you?

Ah, Commander Rexy.

Captain,
thank goodness I found you.

The galaxy depends on you.

You're the only space hero
who can save this ship.

We'd be doomed without you.

Tell me what happened,
Commander.

Where's the rest of my crew?

Dead.

Fully dead.

Mission report, Commander.

You're so annoying.

Rexy's kinda different here.
She's... she's sassy.

You're just saying that
'cause you're jealous.

What happened, Commander?

Well, the last thing I remember

was jumping into hyperspace.

When I came to,
the ship was torn apart,

and I was floating.

- Floating where?
- In space.

I pulled myself back on board,
and here I am.

- Ah.
- We're the only survivors.

Everyone else is dead.

Hmm. Yeah, that's basically it.

The worst place we
could have ended up is Heinous.

Well, we might
have to get used to it, Max.

Nonsense!

Max Cloud
will not get used to Heinous.

They're coming. Get ready.

Well, we don't have to run
into every situation head-on.

'Course we do. That's the...

- Max Cloud...
- Max Cloud way! Yay!

I have a different idea.

Since when did you
start piping up?

- Follow me.
- Soldier!

Hyah!

Okay, Sarah.
Let me take you somewhere safe.

Max Cloud's bedroom.

Well, it's kinda safe.

It looks like securing
the ship's out of the question.

Have you lost your mind,
soldier?

I will kill
each and every one of them.

I respect you. In fact,

- I admire you, but...
- Well, most people do.

I think...

we need to be sensible
about this.

If we can move forward without
a battle at every corner,

then that would be great,

because I don't want
to die here.

To die on Max Cloud's ship would
be an honorable death, soldier.

- I've got a plan.
- Hmm.

- Why don't we...
- Hmm.

just sit here and do nothing?

Hmm.

We could
put our feet up...

- Hmm.
- watch a video.

- Hmm.
- We deserve it.

Hmm.

Hogwash!

Commander, chef, on me.

Come get some,
intergalactic space scum!

Max!

He'll be fine.

We gotta help him.

If he dies, we die.

Okay!

We can do this.

You ready, Cowboy?

Sarah, this part
always kills me,

even when I'm playing as Max.

Keep it together.

Listen to my voice,
and do exactly as I say.

Okay.

Hey.

Down, A, B, B.

Good work, soldier.

Let's move.

Yahoo!

Stay focused, Cowboy.

We are killing it!

I've never played this well
before in my life.

I'm sick and tired...

of you Heinous scum!

It's a dead end.

I scared them off
with an act of pure violence.

Well,
what about those guys?

Fall back!

Follow me, soldiers!

The whole planet's gone to shit!

No way.

Is it really...

Brock Donnelly,
intergalactic bounty hunter?

Give me a damn good
reason not to kill you.

Can you see this, Cowboy?

Yeah. We're lucky
he hasn't killed you, too.

Oh, my God,
it's the Brock Donnelly.

Keep your shit together!

Stop fangirling, Sarah.

It's embarrassing.

Hello, dear.

Brock Donnelly.

I know. I'm Sar...

I'm Jake! I'm Jake.

I'm Jake.

He always like that?

No, not normally.

Works for me.

Ugh. Gross.

You know, Brock's my guy,

but if he even thinks about
trying anything with Rexy,

oh, man.

Inside. Hurry up.

Don't even think about it.
That's Max Cloud's seat.

What are you doing
on my ship, prisoner?

Tell him, Brock.

- Tell him about the ship.
- Okay.

As soon as space clown here
puts his gun down.

No?

Suit yourself, spandex.

I came here tracking a bounty...

Shee.

Look at her.

What a piece of work, eh?

Wanted on over
12 different planets.

I finally tracked her
here to Heinous.

Perfect place for a criminal
to disappear, right?

I was tracking her
through the mountains.

I knew she was close.

I could almost smell
the evil in the air,

I mean, taste it.

Then I look up into the sky,

and I see the ship,
and I think, "That's weird.

That looks like my ship."

- I realize...
- It was his ship.

It was my ship.

So now I find myself here...

helping you guys.

And I'm prepared
to give up a 35-year record

of never losing a bounty
to get off this rock, Heinous.

So you gonna lower that gun?

'Cause I'm
the only help you got.

You have a lot more
to worry about

than some old space cowboy.

Max Cloud, lower that gun.

We do not have time
for your peacocking.

Okay, let's get
this tin can in the sky.

I will have you know
that this tin can

is the fastest ship
in the galaxy.

Now just you remember
who you're talking to.

I have absolutely no idea
who the hell you are.

But I do know one thing.

If you don't listen to me,
you're gonna be turned into

pink larvunian lasagna
in the next few hours.

I can handle
those degenerates out there.

Don't you worry about that.

Oh, listen, sunshine.

It ain't the pansies out there
that worry me.

Oh, no.

You see
them two sisters up there?

That's what concerns me.

They remind me of these twins
I knew once on Voltor-7.

Crazy beautiful,

make the hairs on the back
of your neck stand up...

until you felt a knife
right up in your balls.

Lovely.

Get to the point, convict.

Point is these two stars...

every 24 hours,
circle this planet,

and they burn as hot
as the Earth's sun,

so everything on the surface
of this planet

is turned into space liquid.

That's why the prisoners
live underground.

So how long do we have?

- Eh, my best guess...
- Eight hours, 20 minutes.

Exactly.

What? Oh.
Uh, it was my best guess, too.

Easy, cupcake.

Your nerve
will steady with age.

Why are these shutters
not working?

They're not gonna
get through them doors.

They don't want
to destroy the ship.

This is not good
for my anxiety.

Why play it then,
My Magnificence?

I lose my focus,

and when I lose my focus,
I lose my temper!

Shee, tell me about the ship.

Or I should say "my new ship."

Our new ship.

Yes.

Our new ship.

That's more like it.

The main part of the ship
was destroyed in the crash.

What?!

Remember who you
are speaking to.

Remember what I did for you,
Your Greatness.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm just under a ton of stress.

The control vessel
is still intact,

so it will fly.

Our time has come.

Oh, so I will have my revenge.

Shee, is this Max Cloud

as handsome as they say he is?

Sarah, can you hear me?

Sarah, can you hear me?!
Are you there?!

Stop shouting!

Literally
no one was shouting.

I was freaking out, dude.

I was speaking,
but I couldn't hear you.

C-could you hear me?

I was shouting your name.

No, I only just heard you
just now shouting in my ear.

Thanks for that.

Commander, was the power room
still intact

when we lost
the rest of the ship?

- Yes.
- Hmm.

Now please won't one
of you masculine space heroes

share your plan with the group?

We get the power core,
we stick it in here,

and we get the hell
out of Dodge.

Surprisingly,
I agree with the pirate.

Get used to it, Lulu.

Now everybody tool up.

The moment these doors open,

we're gonna be
in a world of shit.

The second sun
is closing in.

Time is not our friend.

Swarm the ship.

Find every survivor,
and crush them.

Rip out their spines.

Cut out their hearts.

Just don't damage the ship.

If you do...

I will eat your black hearts!

Follow me.

Hey.

Who were you talking to
back there?

I have an imaginary friend.

What's their name, then?

Instasquitch.

Uh-huh.

Are you sure
about this, Cowboy?

Okay.

We can't see anything
down here.

Huh?

Hey.

I can't see. Hoo.

Huh? Huh?

Huh?

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh.

Try these.

Cowboy, Brock just
gave me his goggles.

Put 'em on. Put 'em on.

Oh.

What do you see, kid?

- Oh.
- What do you see?

They found us.
Follow me.

There's smoke everywhere.

Take us down a level.

Okay. Sure.

You need to get us
out of here.

- It's like a maze.
- I know.

Just keep us away
from them, Cowboy.

Yeah, I'm trying.

Cowboy, wait.

It's okay. I can see 'em.

Should be safe here.

- They found us.
- Oh, wait! My bad!

This way, losers.

Four against a team
of space ninjas.

I like these odds.
What about you, team?

Gotta know
your limits, kid.

Ah.

Uh...

shit!

I cannot believe
that I am complicit

in this coward... Oh, shit!

I know this room.

Sarah, look out!

Do something!

Man...

Commander?

Help!

Max! Max, we're in here!

Huh?

Huh?

Max!

Hurry up!

Ho!

- Hello.
- Help!

- Commander?
- Help us, Max!

Soldier, if you can hear me,

do not fear! Max Cloud is here!

Welcome back.

You got cajónes, amigo.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.
It was easy.

Bigger they are,
the harder they fall.

Ah, you ruined it.

Oh.

Hmm.

Cowboy...

Agh.

Uh...

what is he doing?

Cowboy, turn me around.

What the hell are you doing?

- Uh, you okay there, kid?
- Yeah!

Yeah, I'm just
checking out the wall.

- Commander, what is he doing?
- Ow. Seriously, Cowboy.

Cowboy, can you hear me?

- Looks like he's rubbing...
- Cowboy.

- himself up against the wall.
- Cowboy.

Cowboy,
can you hear me?

Where are you?

What are you doing?

Sarah, you still there?

What the hell?

Uh, my bad. But I was
gonna pee in my pants,

and, uh, I knew
I had a few minutes

while you were safe
in that room.

Don't do that again.

This isn't a game.

Yeah.

This vent's all, uh, checked.

Quick jerking around.
We got work to do.

Hang on.

We need this first.

Yes!

That was legit.

Yeah, uh, a little tap
would have done it, Cowboy.

I gotta be honest
with you, soldier.

That was pretty damn impressive.

Watch this.

Hmm.

That was not impressive.

Wait. Commander Rexy,

is the core safe for handling?

A safe distance of one meter
must be kept from the core

at all times
to avoid contamination.

Pussycats.

The humiliation.

A woman's taken the initiative.

Commander,
have you lost your head?

You're gonna lose yours
if you stay up here.

Now come on, boys. Hurry up.

In you go.

Now you, Sarah.

Wrong tunnel.

No, not yet, Cowboy.

Oh, come on.

Get us out of here.

Okay, guys, down you go.

Yes. Finally.

Out of my way, soldier.

Hurry up, you lot!

Oh, I should have never stopped
my aerobics classes.

Okay.

Ah.

What are you doing out there?

Just trying to help.

- Hello?
- Hello. 911.

- Police?
- What?

- Cowboy, hang up!
- This is gonna sound crazy,

but my friend,
she's stuck in Max Cloud.

- The video game?
- The video game, yeah.

Cowboy, they
will think you're on drugs.

They'll show up
and turn the game off.

So, uh,
what can you tell me?

We're on the later stages,
and, uh, shit's getting crazy.

No, no, no,
this is a bad idea.

- Okay, that's, uh...
- You know, uh,

just... just forget it.
I'm a... I'm a crazy person.

You know, wasting police time's
a criminal offense, sir.

You can get fined $1,000,
so hang up now, please, son.

Yeah, okay.

Sorry about that, Sarah.

It's just you and me.

Well, that's good to hear.

Should we help?

Nah. Just leave them to it.

Max and Brock
have got this, okay?

We've never got this far
before, Sarah.

I'm not gonna know
what's coming.

It's fine.

We're gonna be fine.

We just need to be relaxed.

We need to focus, and we'll
get through it together, okay?

These two actually love it.

Hey!

Ah.

They make it look easy.

So what was the point
in that back flip?

Ho!

Hmm. Working out?

Shee!

My reputation precedes me.

But be assured...

I am significantly crueler
than even the worst stories say.

Great.

Woah. She is terrifying
in the flesh.

Ehh.

Uh, Sarah, I'm kinda
freaking out right now.

Okay.

Come on.
Pull yourself together, Cowboy.

Okay, come on.

We're gonna need

more than fists
for this fight.

Plasma gun.

Okay, don't forget.
R1 to reload.

R1?

J-just keep shooting.

I know. Duh.

Rexy!

Let's do this, Cowboy.

That's what I'm talking about.

Rexy. Rexy!

Brock, help. Rexy's hurt.

Hey, it's okay.

You're okay.

Sarah!

Brock's a bad guy?

Sarah, are you okay?

Ohh.

Son of a bitch.

You were late.

What the hell?!

The deal was
I get you the power core

and you get me my...

shiiiii...

- One...
- Top. Transfer across.

- Work it. Oh, that core.
- Transfer mambo.

Oh, yeah. Come on.
Basic toe, hup!

- Hiyah.
- Pivot.

Hoo! Great!

- Pony on. Let's go.
- One, and go.

Cross your top. Come on.

Transfer across...

Revengor!

Again. Now one more time,
let's do it...

Shee, don't sneak up on me.

- It peaks my anxiety!
- Whoo!

- It makes me jittery.
- Great. Pony on.

Let's go. Cross your toes...

I assume the presence
of this space pirate

means that you're almost done.

- Transfer mambo.
- Aw, Jesus.

Space cowboy, amigo.

- Space cowboy.
- Ah.

We've spoken
about this before.

I am not having
a conversation with you

whilst you're doing
whatever it is you're doing.

I'm just working on my fitness
for my revenge on planet Earth.

- Ahh.
- Now back to body.

- Come on, basic.
- I'm waiting.

Pivot!

Great!

Pony on.

Go.

The survivors were in possession
of a power core.

Brock went in,
proved to be utterly useless,

so I went to them myself
and destroyed it.

We couldn't risk them escaping.

And the ship?

Yeah, what about my ship, Shee?

What about our deal?

The prisoners
are bringing it to us.

Ah, the survivors.

Including that devilishly
handsome Max Cloud?

Taken care of.

- Yeah.
- Woah, woah, woah.

What does that mean?

You said you wouldn't hurt them.

Hush!

Anything else?
I'm cooling down here.

The ship won't be long...

so make sure you're ready.

I'll finish my video,
and then I'll pack.

Across the top.

Oh, and, Shee,

why can I still
smell Donnelly? Huh?

Ahh.

Across the back.

Yeah, back in your box.

Uh, I don't want to add
to a bad situation,

but Max is on his way.

He took the power core.

- Who?
- Brock.

What happened?

Brock betrayed us.

- I told you!
- I didn't see it coming.

I knew we shouldn't have
trusted that criminal.

You should have listened
to me, Commander.

He could have killed me.
He just stunned me.

Come on. Brock can't be
a bad guy. That...

Of course he's a bad guy.
He's left us!

Abandoned us!
Left us to fry to death!

It's over!

There must be another way.

Wh-why didn't Shee kill us?

Come on! You're Max Cloud!

Shee sent something else
to finish the job.

- End of level...
- Boss.

Zuko! Zuko!

All right, let's do this.

Come on.

Hey, watch out.

Guys, keep it going.

Max, no!

Zuko Sumo Fudge.

We did it.

We actually did it.

Yes!

Well done, Cowboy.

I'm feeling
pretty darn confident right now.

Don't get complacent.

If I actually
get you out of here,

you definitely owe me a date.

Ehh? Wha...

Max! Max is hurt!

Huh.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

- Ohh!
- What are we gonna do now?

Our only power core
has been destroyed,

and this ship
isn't going anywhere.

That's strange,
'cause we appear to be moving.

That sun is getting
pretty damn close.

Where are they taking us?

This must be it, Sarah.

I saw something about it
in the game guide,

the final levels,
Revengor's Lair.

They're taking us to Revengor.

Revengor?

He's just a myth.

Doesn't mean he doesn't exist.

It might be
our only way out of here.

You better hope
that he does exist.

'Cause right now, he may be
the only way out of here.

And how exactly is Revengor
gonna help us get out of here?

Okay, found it.

Oh, backstory.

"Revengor hasn't always
been known as Revengor.

In fact,
he used to be called Jeremy."

Well, he used to be
known as Jeremy.

Jeremy?

I'm not surprised.

Nobody's gonna be scared
of a Jeremy.

Revengor, yeah, but Jeremy...

I'm sorry. What's this
got to do with anything?

I'm trying to explain.

"Before he ended up on Heinous,

Jeremy worked for NASA
on planet Earth."

Before he ended up on Heinous,

Jeremy used to work for NASA
on planet Earth.

He was taking his team out
on a mission,

and they crash-landed.

Long story short,

no one ever came to rescue them,

and he was
the only one to survive.

Well, just about.

He would have died
if it wasn't for Shee.

When she found him,

he was hardly breathing.

Some of his limbs were missing.

She used her sorcery
to fix him,

bring him back up to strength.

When she had...

Jeremy was gone.

This man was different.

He was powerful, but empty,

the kind of emptiness
which is dark,

so dark that you
forget how to feel.

Not totally surprising,

considering he
doesn't have a heart.

He survives off a power core
located in his chest.

And so Revengor came to be.

He took over the planet with
Shee as his right-hand woman,

and together,
they rule the prisoners.

"Ever since then, Revengor
has been waiting for a ship..."

...so he can return to Earth
and get his revenge

on the planet
that abandoned him.

So we need to get
his power core

before he gets our ship.

Or planet Earth
is in mortal danger.

The fate of the universe
lies in the hands of...

Sorry. That... Habit.

So what do we do now?

We sit tight.

Hey, Sarah...

FYI, you just owned the room.

So what's your real name, then?

Jake.

She knows.

H-how could she know?

Tell her, Sarah.
She might be able to help.

I can't.

See, who are you talking to
when you do that?

What did you mean
when you said, "R1," earlier?

Nothing. I-I didn't mean any...

So it had nothing
to do with the fact

that if you keep your finger
pressed down on R1 when firing,

it will automatically
reload your weapon?

How do you know that?

I'm Sofia.

I'm Sarah.

- Sarah?
- Yeah.

Nice to meet you, Sarah.

Oh, my God.
It happened to you, too?

I've got so many questions.

I don't have many answers.

Are there any more of us?

Look, all I know
is that I've never

met anyone else in here before,

and the game characters,
they haven't got a clue.

They're oblivious,
completely unaware.

Have you been here long?

Feels like forever.

Okay.

Well, we can't
be stuck here forever.

I mean, there must be
a way out, right?

What about the Space Witch?

- Space Witch.
- Mm.

That's the last thing I remember
before I ended up in here.

- Me, too.
- Hey, tell Sofia...

Cowboy says, "What's up?"

- Be quiet, Cowboy.
- Eh...

- Who's Cowboy?
- He's my best friend.

- He's controlling me.
- Wait.

Someone's controlling you
right now?

Yeah.

And you can communicate
with them?

Is no one controlling you?

No. I-I always played alone.
Hang on.

So if... if your friend
can complete the game, then we...

And we could find
the Space Witch!

And then we might actually have
a chance of getting out of here!

Yes!

Please tell me
your friend's not shit.

- Commander.
- How's the arm?

It's fine.

I'm sorry about Brock.

It's not your fault.

We weren't to know.

So how does it feel...

having this special
little moment with Max Cloud?

Do you want
to finish it yourself?

I'm messing with you.

Well, that's something
I don't often see,

little smile...

from the unflappable Rexy.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Why do you put on the act?

What act? I'm Max Cloud,

- intergalactic space hero...
- Come on.

There's nobody else here.

You really want to know?

I really want to know.

I never really wanted all this.

Being a space hero doesn't
exactly come naturally to me.

So what does?

Pastry.

- Pastry?
- Mm-hmm.

I get pastry.

Always have, always will,
ever since I was a little kid.

You know,
my mother was a pastry chef.

When I was younger,
I used to love nothing more

than helping her in the kitchen.

The attention to detail.

Watching her tiny hands
quickly shape

the most intricate
and delicate of pastries.

The Mille feuilles
to Paris-Brest.

Oh, and her Madeleines...

well,
they were lighter than air.

She made it like an art.

All I wanted to do in life

was to be able to bake pastries

as elegant
and as beautiful as hers.

But after she died,

I would sneak into the kitchen
and bake alone

until one night,
my father found me,

and he sent me off
to space academy.

Now here I am,
intergalactic space hero,

but I've not baked
a pastry since.

You have no idea
how much I envy Jake

in that kitchen all day.

I'm sure you can go
in the kitchen if you want to.

Space heroes don't have time
for baking, okay?

You're allowed
to pass the ball, Max.

Oh, yeah?

Look who's talking.

- You know what?
- What?

If you were someone different...

- Yeah?
- we might have been friends.

Revengor's Lair
or Space Slug Smackdown?

Oh, no, stupid.
What am I thinking?

Always Revengor's Lair.

Ah, Stars and Sunbeams?

I've always found that
quite relaxing.

That might help calm me down
after a hard day's revenging.

Maybe I could take it
out of the box.

Ah, that's crazy talk.

What am I saying?

- The ship has arrived.
- Ah.

Ah, the moment
we've been waiting for, Shee,

it's finally here.

Nothing can stop us now.

I woke up this morning,

and I knew today was
gonna be a wonderful day

full of death and retribution.

You will be
a magnificent captain.

Yes, I know.

Earth will rue the day

they ever left me
to rot on Heinous.

It will always be your Heinous.

Our Heinous.

And soon it will be our Earth.

I feel like celebrating.

I don't know
if I can do this, Sarah.

What happened to, "I'm feeling
pretty darn confident now"?

That was
postbattle buzz talking.

But now I know we're heading
into Revengor's Lair.

I don't think you realize
how serious this is.

If we lose this game,
we lose you, too,

and I don't know
what I'd do if...

I believe in you, Cowboy.

Okay.

Okay, but you can't blame me
if I pee on your carpet.

- Oh, yes, I can.
- Tony!

Uh, Tony's here.
Your dad's here.

Damn it.

Watch those cuss words, Sarah.

- Where is she?
- Uh...

And you know you're not supposed
to be playing this weekend.

Turn it off, please, Cowboy.

I-I can't. If we turn it off,

she'll die
and be stuck in there forever.

What are you talking about?

Just save the game,
and turn it off.

Uh...

And, Sarah, you better get
out here right now, young lady,

or you're gonna be
in big trouble.

Yeah, that's sort of
not possible right now.

Fine. I'll turn it off.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Sorry.
- Out of my way, Cowboy.

Dad, it's me. I'm in the game.

What?

Look, Tony, you gotta listen.

What the heck is going on?

Just please, please listen
to your daughter.

Dad, it really is me.
I'm stuck in here.

You have to believe me.

She's inside the game.

Now, I know this sounds crazy,
okay, but, uh...

- Just...
- Sarah?

You there, sweetie?

I-I can hear you, Dad.

Please don't turn off the game.

I don't want to be trapped
in here forever.

- I want to come home.
- Okay.

Okay, trust me, honey.

Cowboy, open that package
over there.

Okay.

Sarah...

I have a confession to make.

I'm a gamer, Sarah.

Always have been.
Always will be.

Huh. This makes sense now.

So that's what you and Mom
were always arguing about.

Only because of what
it did to me, honey.

We'll talk about this later.

Right now,
we gotta finish this game

and get you home.

You ready?

I'm ready, Dad.

Let's do this.

Oh, man.

Okay.
Big Tony, you got this.

You got this.

That's it. Relax.

End the game.
I know you can do this.

Are the walls moving?

What are you talking about?

The walls aren't...

The walls are moving.

Shh! Quiet, Rexy. Quiet.

We need to freak out quietly.

Slug... Ahh! Ohh!

I hope this doesn't
come off as weird, Tony,

but you are magnificent.

I-I'm never gonna
feel clean again.

You hear that?

Stick with me.

We've got your back, Max.

Come on, Brock.

Pirates like to dance.

Show us some moves.

Oh, yeah.

Party on.

Let's huddle.

Okay, what do you think
we should do, Rexy?

- Really?
- Yeah.

You're smarter than I am.

Just took me a while to get
my head out of my own ass.

- Thanks, Max.
- Mm.

I think we should
go with Jake on this one.

I say we do it
the Max Cloud way,

loud, brash,
straight in the front door.

Who's with me?

The Max Cloud way.

Bit much.

The Max Cloud way!

- Hyah!
- Yay!

Woah!

Hey, Jeremy!

Give me back my ship!

Now there's a name
I haven't heard in a long time.

It's not as bad as I remember.

Jeremy Revengor.

Hmm.

Oh, Max...

you truly are as handsome
as they say.

That's right.

I am beautiful!

So you'd better take
a goddamn good look,

'cause it's the last thing
you're ever gonna see!

Someone bring me his face.

"Taken care of," you said.

The disappointment
is overwhelming.

Hah! Uhh!

Shee.

That was a bit embarrassing.

Take a timeout.

Hah!

Oh, what the hell is this?

A conscience.

Where the hell'd that come from?

No!

- Max!
- Max!

Bummer.

Uh, really?

Last chance, Shee.

There she is.

Look who has grown a spine.

Come to claim your bounty,
pirate?

Come on, Shee. Shee!

Is that all you got?

Come on, Shee.

Impossible.

Oh, it's possible, darlin'.

Brock Donnelly...

never misses a bounty.

The record stands.

Much obliged, darlin'.

Anytime.

- I got this.
- We got this.

Every game, every final level,
every boss...

it was all for this.

I get to fight that guy

or even that guy.

I fight the main guy,
not the sidekicks.

We don't have sidekicks.
We're a team.

Brock, get the others
to the ship.

Stand by.
I'm gonna get the power core.

- Let's dance!
- Woah, woah.

Easy there, amigo.

You cannot take Jeremy
on your own.

Yes, he can.

You've got this.

Confidence.

Good. Good for you.

What happened?

Did I save the universe again?

- You were fantastic.
- Ah.

Let's go

Fabulous.

Dad? Dad!
What's going on?

No. This can't be happening,
not now.

Wh-what do we do?

Oh, my God.

Round one.

I'm controlling myself.

Ready.

Fight!

Ow!

Ow!

- Yeah!
- Good work!

Ow!

Finish him.

You win.

Next round.

Ready.

Fight.

I'll get you!

Have this!

You are nothing!

You lose.

Pick yourself up.

Is that all you've got?

This is why I wanted
to fight the main guy.

Final round.

Fight!

Okay, look for
the pattern, Sarah.

Here we go.

Want some more?

I will destroy you.

Good move.

You are irritating. Fight me!

Finish him.

Hah!

Power move!

Huh?

Not the only one
that can ride a glitch.

Perfect!

Well, that was not ex...

You win!

We lost you.
How did you get...

You know what? Tell me later.

Let's get you off this planet,
complete this game,

and get you home.

Yeah. I could not
agree with you more.

God, I wish
I could do something!

Commander...

it's been an honor.

I wish I could say the same.

- Anyone order a power core?
- Yes, Sarah!

Great work, kid!

Right. Time to go home.
Where's Brock?

He dumped Shee here
and left us again.

And, hey, who's Sarah?

All right, soldiers,
hold on to your butts.

Let's do this.

Max?

Looks like we're still coupled
to the rest of the ship.

Somebody's gonna have to
get out there and deal with it.

Max, what do we do?
What do we do?!

- Uh...
- Caution. Caution.

It's that space pirate.

What the hell is he doing?!

Yee-hoo!

He saved us.

I was wrong about him.

Something's at the door.

Helmets on.

- You're alive!
- Ooh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Easy, son.

But you were fully on fire.

Yeah.

I am Brock Donnelly.

Hah!

Now that was lame.

That was not an explanation.

There are worse places
to be stuck for all eternity.

I just thought
if we completed the game,

then that would be it,
we get to go home.

Dad, C-Cowboy...

can you hear me?

Looks like I'm stuck here.

I'm so sorry, Sarah.

No one's to blame.

This is where I get off, amigo.

Really? You're not staying?

You know, I think you'd make
a great addition to the team.

Old Brock Donnelly's
a lone wolf.

Besides...

I got to go collect
that bounty on Shee...

and get my ship back.

You know, Brock,
after what you've done for us,

I can get you
any ship in the galaxy.

Mine ain't
no ordinary ship.

Looks like I'm going
to spend all of eternity

looking for that...

Space Witch.

Sarah!

My dad,
the world's greatest gamer.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Me, too.

Hey!

Man, it feels so good
to not be in that spacesuit.

Sofia.

You must be Sarah.

And we're in your room
right now?

You're a full grown-up.

And you must be Cowboy.

I guess I should thank you
for getting us out of there.

Well, it was a team effort.

- Tony.
- Uh...

Sagittarius.

Ah. Well, you certainly

must know your way
around a joystick, Tony.

- You ready?
- Fully ready.

The Captain Tony way.

What? I-I miss the accent.

Oh, you were doing a...

British accent?

Hey. Hey, I'm good at it.

One second.

Sarah.

Uh, guys!

- Oh!
- Dad!

What have I told you
about knocking?

Sorry, sweetie. You guys ready?

We don't want to be late
for the games convention.

Okay. We're coming.

We were just about to take
things to the next level.

Excuse me?

Uh, that's a games-related joke.

I would never disrespect you
like that, Tony,

you... you brilliant,
brilliant man.

Do not fear!

Max Cloud is here!

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