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- What did he say? - Aram says, "Perfect place for bloody Ottoman gallop scene ".

- What are those? - Former nuclear power plant!

But where did you take us?

How do we do a scene with the Ottomans at a gallop with a nuclear power plant behind it?

- There will be another snowy plain, right? - I hope so!

Let me understand. The breeze cold that I feel could be radioactive?

What happens?

That we are making a movie can't anyone tell him?

I'm Franco Paradiso, I have an appointment with Mr Turone.

On the third floor.

Forward!

- Hey. - Oh, nice Franchino!

- Then? - Sit down.

Look at that this time you have to make me a monument, eh!

- There is more than a million dollar involved. - "Appaltino", construction, parking, tourism?

Which contract? You can't. Here. You have to make a movie!

- A movie? - Yes.

It is the story of a student who goes looking her origins, then afterwards a whole thing happens ...

I don't know, I haven't even read it. In conclusion, one of these bullshit they regularly send me.

Only this time I introduced it in commission and therefore became pennies.

Here we are talking about European funds for an Italian film to be shot in Armenia.

- In Armenia? Where is it? - In the Caucasus.

- It will be cold. - You don't have to go.

- But won't it be dangerous? - Oh, Franco, do I also have to convince you?

- But no, I've never been a producer. - Who cares!

Look at me, I was a city councilor in Prato, I am now an MEP.

You make a nice little group and ship it to Armenia.

I need photographs, invoices, as much material as possible.

At that point, the loan is triggered, me I keep my share, you take the rest ...

..and get out of my ass, understand?

I like it. I'm in.

Come on, let me go now. I have an appointment with prelates. Two balls ...

- Here we go. - Pietro, thank you, you saved me!

Be quiet, still. Are you rubbing? Come on, you wrinkle my whole dress, come on!

- Please, Franco. Do all things right. - Of course!

- But listen, take off these shoes, you cannot be seen. - Alright then!

Peter the Great, Catherine and other famous people ...

... they move inside of this cross-section of the history of Russia.

The Hermitage museum in St. Petersburg.

In this film there is a criticism profound and effective of Russian society ...

... guilty, according to the author, of not having been able to find ...

..a real identity throughout history.

It would have been enough to write this, and many of you have, ...

..but let's see what Mr. Mingrone wrote drawing on its innate capacity for synthesis.

"Me when I saw the movie I thought I didn't ... understand much. "

"I think I understand that eventually of this message of this film, well, ... "

".. I don't really care ...

Shit, professor!

We understood that the master's work Sokurov failed to make a dent ...

..Ia hard shell of the inner world of him.

Honestly, how would you define this movie? A great pain in the ass, right?

No, for me this is a liquid film, an underwater film, ...

..a beneficial swim in the restorative mud located in the bright den of a whale.

- The great mother Russia! - Excuse me, professor.

Frankly, I already understand little of history, ...

..then she wants to explain it to us with films, with the cinema busy, ...

.. she uses all these strange words, "underwater film, whale 'atrium'" ...

I mean, it seems a bit too much, right? Have pity!

Piet�, Ciocchetti? I was talking about a whale's "cave", not "atrium".

A palace has an atrium, the whale has a cave and I made a metaphorical use of it.

Anyway we'll talk tomorrow of "La masseria delle lark", ...

..an extraordinary movie of the Taviani brothers, ...

... which ones, telling the genocide of the Armenian people, ...

.. they find an opportunity to talk of the massacres ... of the last century.

Oh God...

- Hello? - Doctor Speranza? Nicola?

- Yes, it's me. Who's talking? - I'm Franco Paradiso, from Tindaro Film.

- Tell me. - I'm here with my staff, I just read his script.

"Marta's journey." I found it superb, wonderful, original.

- Doctor Speranza? - Yes!

- Doctor Speranza, are you still there? - Yes, tell me!

I want to produce your film and I want to produce it immediately.

- Right away when? - From tomorrow!

- It's a joke? - I'm not joking, I don't have the time.

Opportunities must be taken on the fly, there is none a minute to lose. Why, do you have any commitments?

- No, no. - Good. Then I'll call her tomorrow and make an appointment.

- But ... Doctor Paradise? - Say.

- Wait a second. -He wants to talk about money, huh?

No, I thought ... I don't know, maybe it's a little bit premature, but he wanted to talk about the role ...

..of the young Italian student.

- The protagonist, Marta, here. - Ah, yes, a wonderful, intense role.

It's true, I'm glad you noticed.

Here, I thought we would need an actress young, of great depth of soul, ...

... but over time a histrionic person, inspired!

- She is beautiful. - And beautiful too, why not?

Look, I want to be honest with you right away. We don't have the money to afford a star.

This I imagine, but I thought ...

For the protagonist I have a new face in mind to throw, ...

..a young talent, a great champion.

- Look, now I have to leave, I have an important meeting. - Yes, sure. So see you tomorrow?

Doctor Speranza, I want it loaded.

He can count on it. How do you say in these cases? Thanks!

She arrives ...

What do you want?

- What's your name? - Patricia.

- Surname? - Affogalasino. Are you a "guard"?

Patrizia Affogalasino, do you want to change your life?

Who are you?

Call me. Occasions like this they pass only once in a lifetime.

- How did you find me? - The chickens to be plucked you always take them to the same place. They have fun.

A bunch of balls without a penny.

- I have a job for you! - Really! The last time It was a mess, I haven't seen a penny.

For the history of cars I can explain you. But this time it's different, there's a lot of money.

- There's nothing to explain. Enjoy the vodka, I offer. - 60,000 clean.

Speaks.

I have to make a movie, put together a crew, send her to Armenia, ...

... receive European funding, then I leave, I leave Rome, fuck the debts and everything else.

- And what do you need me for? - Armenia is a former Soviet republic, isn't it?

- Well? - Do you speak Russian.

You have hooks, you accompany them as organizer of the film, start it all.

Half of the fund is paid out, you go secretly, you go back to Italy, ...

..Leave those balls there and enjoy all that is yours.

Before they catch us we are both gone already.

- 80,000. - 70. But it must be done immediately.

- I'm in. But tomorrow you give me 5,000. - No problem.

This cell phone is clean, brand new, serves to feel just the two of us.

Yes. Make sure you always answer.

Excuse me. No, because ...

Here, it was an open thread that had gone short.

I fixed it, and the strobe ball works too.

Thank you, but you don't have to talk to me. You go to the owner, stay at the entrance.

- I thought it was her. - He thought wrong.

She okay, anyway ...

If she should serve you for other times ... See you later.

Restructuring of electrical systems.

Well, very good as a lighting technician.

- Mister? Mister, will you allow a word? - You are welcome.

- Do you want to make a movie? - I do not understand.

Boh. Beautiful light, beautiful you.

- Love, are you sure about this? - Three centimeters further.

We pale a stain, it's not nice.

Torin�, Chicco wants to know what you have to do? You have to give us 5000 euros.

But I give it to him. I just need more time.

The next time you see me I drown you in this fountain.

Try not to be an asshole. You have a week.

They will be in Armenia. It will be a beautiful film.

Yes, it will be a great movie. Okay, perfect. Thanks. See you later.

Hello.

I'm here for the announcement "professional videographer wanted ..."

"..for films in Armenia, excellent salary ".

- If you haven't found yet ... - I already like you.

- I have the resume. - What curriculum!

In our profession we go on instinct. I liked you as soon as you walked in.

Plus you are also handsome, which never hurts.

We don't have the operator, therefore done for me. We leave in two days.

Thanks.

Never change the brand of food, may have colic.

- And no less than three walks per day, clear? - Of course.

Love, hello. Come here, come. Come on, give me a kiss. Come on, I'll be back soon.

Um ... "Spasiba."

No, Patrizia. "Spasiba" is "thank you". "Dasvidaniya" is "goodbye".

Okay, come on. "Thank you goodbye", there is not much difference, is there?

Dasvidaniya!

- When you're done, call me. I'm from there. - Mmmm.

This � a wonderful place.

My name is...

How are you? I'm very good.

"Khorosho".

Did you send the material?

- I sent it yesterday, we find everything there. - The invoice?

- What is bothering her? - This fact of flight that ... I am not familiar with airplanes.

You know what Igor Sikorsky said about the flight?

The hornet, as we know, has too small wings to support the weight of your body.

But the hornet doesn't know this, so he flies the same simply ... because he wants to fly.

It is incontrovertible.

I am so excited!

- Listen, Patrizia, I wanted to tell you something. - Tell me, what do you have to tell me?

- The work you do ... - The whore!

Yes, that's it.

Let's keep it to ourselves, mm? There is no need to tell others.

Especially to Nicola. He needs a real actress.

I'm sure that you will be a very good protagonist.

Don't worry, I can't wait!

Then they say that in Armenia it's freezing cold.

I think it will be cold, yes.

Then more than anything else there will be shooting, so ...

In what sense "to shoot"?

- But I'm kidding! - Ah, why ...

This is for sleeping. But take half, otherwise go into a coma.

- "Scene 51." - Mm.

"Marta meets the horse."

- "In the stable the two look at each other and at each other a sudden complicity arises. "- Complicity.

- Complication with the horse? - Yes.

Because it is in this relationship that the unveiling of the transformation of his soul.

- Ah, cool! - Indeed Marta ...

Listen, Nicola, I'm a little tired. Do you mind if I support a moment, we have a lot of time.

"Daje", Nic�, you will see that it will be beautiful. I am too happy to have this experience!

I'm happy too.

Excuse me if I disturb you, I wanted to ask ... Miss Patrizia ... Are we calm?

Are you kidding me? She is a champion.

It's just a little bit rough, but I'm sure that if you work on it, it will amaze you.

And the crew? Don't you think they are a little bit small?

In Armenia we have other people, do not worry.

Then Elio is an exceptional lighting technician, and Sergio a fabulous operator.

Well, if you say so. On the other hand, as they say, the beauty of adventure is adventure isn't it?

Here, good.

A pregnant punk and a squirrel? Let's get off to a good start. Come on, go.

You didn't tell me that you were pregnant.

You wouldn't have me made it work and I needed it.

As you wish...

- Did you find the stuff? - Yes. It is in the abandoned theater.

- Are the invoices to be filled in? - As you told me.

- You're sure you can do it a movie with these? - Why?

- Looks like a bunch of clueless. - Think about driving. He pays you, right?

Rather the guide, is he good? He looks stunned and already drunk.

It will seem strange to you, the best for what you pay.

Why did we stop?

I have to piss.

Nervous, huh?

- Do you know the smurfs, Sergio? - The Smurfs?

Are so many.

There is the great smurf, strong smurf, joker smurf, four-eyed smurf, ...

.. vain smurf, angry smurf.

- Well? - And then there is the smurfette, one woman for thousands of big cock males.

Now go take a piss, go.

- Aren't you coming down? - Jokes? With this cold?

No, I'm here next to the big cat that keeps me warm.

Call the others, go. Here we go.

Then, this is mine, and this is the other.

This is mine.

Hotel Gagarin!

A great omen!

Usually, in winter it is closed, they opened just for us.

- Ah, does that mean we're alone here? - Yes.

What a place, oh! Is there a sauna?

I like it a lot.

No, okay ...

No!

But look at that!

What a show!

And let's go!

- Ready! - Franco?

- Hi how are you? Everything good? - Everything goes smoothly.

- Very well. - From tomorrow I start sending you photographic material.

Brava, send. Did they notice anything?

- Nope, imagine! - You, on the other hand, see not to fool me. - Quiet.

I want to go back in a week, understand? Not I want to stay a minute longer in this place.

But yes ...

Mm!

This soup is good, I like it. What did you put in, the black cabbage?

You do not understand me?

Helium. My name is Elio.

Nazeni.

- Nazeni. - Mmmm.

Come on, it's open!

- Permission? - Uella, Nick!

- Good evening. - It is you. Come on, I have "to briskly". Did you see what room they gave me?

- What a beautiful, wow! What a beautiful environment! - Eh!

- And what a view! Well, are you happy? - Mmmm.

This is the important thing. So where do we start?

But right now?

- No? - No come on. We are just arrived. Shall we start shooting tomorrow?

No, there are a lot of things to do.

You have to do the inspections, contact the Armenian troupe, see the extras ...

Exactly, come on, there is time. I do not understand because you want to do all these tests.

Look, when there is something to do, I do, you don't have to worry.

And ... Okay, then sorry if I disturbed you. Good night.

- Come on, but did you take it? - No, no.

- Come here, come on. - But ...

Do you want me to give you a blowjob?

I do not understand.

- A blowjob! -..Pine tree!

You are the director, I am the lead actress. That's what we usually do, right?

- Well, I mean ... - Okay, come on, if you want let's fuck, but I can't kiss you on the mouth.

Her generosity is touching her, but it is not necessary, really.

Thank you very much, very kind.

I wish we were in a relationship, but I wish it were more professional.

With some feeling, yes, but of esteem, of mutual collaboration.

Because our energies, the most beautiful ones and profound, they must all be profuse in the film.

Because if not the plans overlap, they get confused and confusion is created, you understand?

- You are right. - Have you seen?

You're too cool. I do all of that what about you. Professional, huh?

- Very well. - Now, if you don't mind, I set up the bubble bath in the jacuzzi.

See you tomorrow, huh!

To Doctor Franco Paradiso!

Our Valeria has just heard it, she can't achieve, but wishes you great success!

No! "Datev!"

- Sergio? - Boh!

"Pinch" today too, eh!

Oh, "marmot", what do you say? Will you buy me a drink?

Ah! Warm up!

- We are waiting. - Madonna, what heaviness ...

Look, I don't have time to babysit to a junkie, to a dickhead like you.

- It's grass. - Clothes. We are here to make a movie.

Safety?

No, why me this story begins to not square so much.

That is, Elio doesn't even know how to make a film.

There is Nicola who is so excited that he seems tripped. Then there's that one there.

Patrizia Affogalasino. What name is that, huh? But did you see it well, or not?

Does that sound like an actress name?

And then there is you. Fuck, aunt, you're always pissed off, never a smile.

Well ... To me, more than a group of professionals, you look like a band of desperate people.

- And you? - What about me?

What do you think you look like?

Do whatever you like. I tell others that you are sick.

Aram says, "Perfect place for the scene of a bloody Ottoman gallop ".

What are those?

Former nuclear power plant.

But where did you take us?

How do we do a scene with the Ottomans at a gallop with a nuclear power plant behind it?

- There will be another snowy plain, right? - I hope so!

Sorry, let me understand. This cold breeze that I hear could also be radioactive?

What happens?

That we are making a movie can't anyone tell him?

But do they talk to us?

Ok, ok.

Fuck, fuck, fuck ...

Do you know what Oscar Wilde said?

Always be kind to your enemies, nothing bothers them more.

- What the fuck does that have to do with now? - You make it at least once to shut up!

Calm down, calm down.

Peace.

- But what is this stuff? -I don't know, they picked us up and brought us here, they didn't tell us anything.

There is war.

The Azerbaijani army fired to Nagoro Karabak, 20 kilometers from here.

- The roads are blocked and the airport is closed. - What are you saying?

- The soldiers apologize, but it's yours "security". - And what should we do?

Stay here until further notice. Then call the Italian embassy.

I'm not staying here a minute longer!

But is it true that there is war?

- Helium! Helium! - Oh!

Helium!

- Valeria! - Franco, a mess happened here. Fuck, there's war. What do I have to do?

- And I don't know, I don't know ... - How do you not know?

- Has the money arrived? - A part, but if I don't disappear, they want them back.

You have to get me out from this situation, understand?

No, I can not. I'm sorry, Valeria, this time it went like this. Bye Bye.

What do you mean "that's how it went"? What does it mean?! Bad piece of shit!

Franco, fuck!

Elio Beato, Rome! I go home and you move. Fuck you, go!

I was joking.

They shielded the phones. We are isolated.

- I have to give you some news which will not please you very much. - Worse than that.

Franco Paradiso ran away with the money.

I knew it that something was wrong.

I mean, you're saying that son of a bitch � ran away with the money and left us here?

- Is there a risk that the film will slip? - Enough with this film, Nic�, come on!

We're in shit, we don't have a penny, it's cold and I broke my balls!

- Let's stay calm, though. - No, let's be fucking calm!

- Let's call the embassy. - I've already talked to the embassy. They told me not to worry.

Do not worry? There is a war out here!

However we in this area are calm, although for now we are forbidden to leave the hotel.

Who cares! They come and get us, they escort us at the airport and take us back to Italy, right?

The roads are dangerous and the airports are closed.

You cannot enter or leave Armenia.

It could have been worse. At least we are in a nice hotel with lots of amenities.

Nice mess, huh?

I was born there in a place like this.

When my father took me to school, we crossed paths carved into the snow.

He walked in front of me and he told me fairy tales.

- When did you come to Italy? - I was 18.

My father stopped telling me fairy tales and then he started drinking. Sad, huh?

Yes, quite sad.

At least you understand why you're such a bitch.

- Is that what you think? - Mmmm.

Thanks.

In my opinion you are the classic woman cold and detached ...

..tending to treat others badly and not become attached to anyone for fear of suffering.

I think you live alone with a dog, who is the only one you can love.

Mm?

Sorry, I don't have a dog. But yes, you went strong.

And you? Why are you here?

I thought it was just a good chance of work, as for the others.

Bullshit! Maybe for them yes. But for you there is something else that I have not yet understood.

Seems to me you don't give a fuck about that what are you doing. As if you have abandoned your dreams.

And then we might as well get stunned not to stop and think about yourself. Am I wrong?

Yes, you are wrong. But you went strong too.

At least we were honest.

Good morning.

Oh!

Good morning!

Don't worry, you will be back in Italy soon.

Excuse me, but I hadn't really seen her. But she speaks Italian!

Also. I'm Virgil Kevorkian, very pleased.

Pleased to meet you, Nicola Speranza. Are you also a guest of the hotel?

Yes, I live in a magnificent suite, 401.

He will never make her film again. She is sorry?

Well, I dreamed of it so much.

But you can see that my life is like this, so is my destiny.

I will return to Italy to teach without ever having shot only one frame. Patience!

Ah, do you teach?

- History. - So he's not a real director.

No.

-What was the film about him about? - A journey in search of origins.

- Are you Armenian? - No. Of origin. My grandfather.

My grandfather was Armenian. He survived the genocide and managed to arrive in Italy.

I don't know more.

In fact, I had come here to tell a story of pain, but also of rebirth.

But why do you want to tell it with the cinema?

Because it has always been my greatest passion.

Cinema is the factory of dreams. Do you dream a lot?

Very.

If I were her age, I wouldn't waste a minute.

Every minute we waste it is never returned.

- Play chess? - Sure!

He has some time today for playing?

I have a lot of time to play today.

- What are you doing? - I paint. A big sky.

And what is it for?

Boh! I do not know.

I guess I'll give you a hand.

'Ehy beauty! How are you?

Good.

Listen', but where did you learn to speak Italian?

With songs.

Toto Cutugno, Albano and Romina, Riches and Poors.

Think what a story!

You are the only one who is not afraid of war.

What a war! You should see what's on the Pontina on Saturday evening.

Look, you can't smoke here. Then what do you smoke that you are pregnant?

Of course you are weird. Always a little sad.

Who is the father?

- One. - We're fine ...

But you were good at not having an abortion. I have aborted three times and not a good experience.

Is he male or female?

Female.

- So now that you become a mother, you have to clean up, right? - Clean? Thing?

All this "junk" you have in your ears don't you want to put them on the baby too?

Come on, come and take a bath.

Come, it's good for her too!

You're so nice!

- Good morning. - Good morning, Nicola. - Good morning.

- Who is that man? - Boh. He's been there since this morning.

- Since this morning? And no one asked him what he wants? - No.

But sorry, shall we leave it there in the cold? Maybe he needs help!

Miss, would you like to accompany me?

Watch out for they shoot you, Nica!

But what will they ever say?

I introduce you Mr. Vartan Azurmanyan.

He is 65 years old and lives in the village at the bottom of the valley.

He has had a dream since he was a child: be Yuri Gagarin.

Well?

The gentleman found that in this hotel houses a professional crew ...

..of the great Italian cinema and asks us to help him realize his dream.

FIG!

Nicola, leave, come on. You get hurt.

No, but this is already folded. Anyway you look, I'll show them.

I did the project by drawing on it to ancient rudiments of technical education.

- The structure should look like this. - It's ... a ladder.

Yes, a ladder.

- Oh! - Come come. Good vodka!

Plan!

What you did tonight, ...

.. to make a man's dream come true that you don't even know, has great value.

She believes? It all seems so strange to me.

For the Chinese, the word "crisis" has a double meaning.

It also means opportunity.

Opportunity.

- I don't know what to do more. - You have time to think.

Things happen by themselves. Or by magic!

Guys, take a look! Oh, "marmott�", luci!

Light, light! Atmosphere!

Here it is. Look what I've found! Elders of '77! You are ready?

Come on, oh!

Nazeni!

now the war is not afraid.

wine burns in the throat to satiety.

the soldier who danced all night.

he saw that he was looking for him and was afraid

Let me run away, run away from here.

and looked at me with malice.

son of lightning, worthy of a king.

give him the fastest beast there is.

As far as Samarkand I will guide you.

Run like the wind that will save me.

Oh oh cavallo, oh oh cavallo, oh oh!

Good morning.

Mamma mia, what a hangover!

Good morning. How is it?

Good morning.

What is it?

What is it? Nothing.

For what happened tonight?

What happened tonight? Nothing happened.

We made love.

But please don't be pathetic. We had a fuck because I felt like it.

- Listen, doll ... - What a doll! But go smoke a joint, go!

- What the fuck are you saying? Oh! Oh! Who do you think you are, huh? - Yet?

Down from!

She agreed with Paradiso.

She would go back to Italy to divide up the swag with the worthy of her appears ...

.. abandoning ourselves here alone.

That was the plan, wasn't it?

No, that's not the case. I can explain to you.

- Nic�, are you getting a nosebleed? - Epistaxis. From stress.

You know that, if you were a man, I had already blown you up with blows, yes?

- I beg your pardon, but I am in your own boat. - Sorry shit!

- Heaven promised me Money. - You should have told us.

You're right, but I was hoping that there would be no need.

Once safe, we would each go his way.

Who are you? What are you really doing?

What do I do? I don't know anything about cinema, but I'm good at organizing events.

- Events? The scams! - If you prefer...

In any case, Heaven needed it something related to Armenia ...

..to get European funding, then a person who ran it ...

- And a bunch of balls. - I really should hit you.

So much, in the end, I was the most asshole.

Let me understand, so mine script did not win any funding.

Formally yes, but practically no one has read it.

I'm sorry.

- Not even her? - No.

And that anyway that you did for the Gagarin man ...

..� the most beautiful and extravagant thing I've seen in my life.

And you have read it?

- You haven't even opened it. - No, but it doesn't seem like the biggest problem to me now.

Then enough with this film, Nicola. You smashed our balls. Have pity!

- Have pity? - Yes.

And who should I have mercy on? You are without dreams, without passions, without future.

You drag yourself into this hotel every day hoping to go home, but to do what?

I came here with a very high motivation ...

..and I find myself in the company of a clumsy "bricoleur", of a smoke seller ...

..and what else God only knows!

So before you pity compassion, at least try to make sense of it.

Come, there is one thing you must see.

Who are these people?

They are people from the village. They say that dreams are made here.

I can not believe it.

Here, this is your chance.

Lev Tolstoy said: "If you want to be happy, start".

Who is there?

I'm in.

I'm there too. In the end, with all that what's going on, I'm having a blast.

Sergio?

I don't know if we or they are more crazy, but yes.

And she?

If you want me, I'd say yes.

Well, then you get to work. Let's start.

Enlighten us.

Their dream: cowboys and gunmen in "A Fistful of Dollars".

Is this their dream? Say it can be done.

Yes, you will understand! Here we make night. But have them write them, right?

Well, actually ...

So, from this moment ...

You have ten minutes ...

To write your dream.

And you tell it ...

In five lines.

How do you say "good job"?

The two cowboy gentlemen!

Ah, here they are! Are you coming?

Let's go, Brancaleone!

Oh, what are we at?

- Still the first. - The gunslingers who have to do the duel?

They've been shooting for an hour, neither of us wants to die.

No, that's not good. One of the two must die. Take the horse, here are people waiting.

How is it?

The little girl who dreams of becoming a gymnast?

Come love!

The couple who want to love each other forever.

Here we go.

I wanted to apologize.

You've been a beautiful bitch.

Apologies accepted.

Now you can tell me why are you here?

Ok. I like to smoke, a lot.

I am not a junkie, I have no addictions, but I like to be a little "high".

You understand this, right?

So what?

I did the math wrong ...

..and now I owe a lot of money to the people waiting for me under the house ...

..to break my legs, if that's okay with me.

And I wanted to get away a little, earn some money, pay my dues.

What will you do now?

Meanwhile, I am touring the dreams of the Armenians. I found that I like it a lot.

The man who wishes to go to New York where is he?

The girl he wants to play the concert at Wembley?

The tightrope walker?

Ok. Humphrey Bogart. With me.

Oh, here the rocker is done. Come on with the butterflies! Come on, come on, come on!

What did you say?

Italians!

She too?

Bah!

Nice place here. A little out of the way, but ...

- Where are you coming from? - From Yerevan. I have two restaurants.

Every now and then I come up to the mountains to do some provisions of cheese and meat.

- And then as I go down, I place something. - Ingenious! - "Guagli�, business"!

- This is an expanding country, of good people. - Do you live here permanently?

It's been seven years now. I am also married to a girl from the city.

- We have three children. - And don't you miss Italy?

Miss, I come from Puglia, the Murge.

When I left, to my country there were more unemployed than trulli.

Even in Rome you don't mess around!

Here, however, they love me, I have a nice business, and above all I'm happy.

What about you instead? What are you doing here?

IS...

It's a long story.

- What about the war? - Have you seen the soldiers? They are calm.

And then here people don't joke at all.

But now nobody talks about it anymore, all finished almost by ...

But how long have you been here?

A couple of months.

Two months?

- Well? - And no one came to get you?

No.

But do they know at the embassy that you are here?

Yes, even if lately we have lost some contact.

I now have to go to Yerevan. I have a friend from the embassy.

I'll tell him your position, so at least they come to get you.

Anyway guys, if you go to Yerevan and you want two spaghetti made as it should be, without problems.

My guests, clear?

Oh, nice place! Out of the way, but ...

Two months here?

Oh! Do you smoke?

Absolutely no.

I'm thinking that he will have to go back to my students.

Even if I don't think so that they are waiting for me.

But I decided to write a book.

All this experience it must not be lost.

What will you do?

I stay here. I'm not going back to Italy.

I fell in love.

Miss...

- Good choice! - Thanks. - Excellent choice, my friend.

Do you know what Mingrone, fifth D, said?

"Do what the fuck you want!"

What are you doing?

I'm editing a dream. A somewhat strange idea came to me.

- How much do you owe him? - Huh?

To those people waiting for you in Rome. How much is the debt?

More or less 5000 euros.

I'll give them to you. Heaven had anticipated me some money before leaving.

Valeria!

Why?

Because you are the first true friends I have.

And what will you do?

Valeria Radu?

I accompany you.

- Doctor Radu? Hello, I'm Mario Granoce. - Good morning.

Crisis unit of the Farnesina.

I apologize for the short notice, but I wanted to inform you that there is a plane ready for take-off ...

..and to bring you back to Italy immediately.

The departure, however, is immediate. I ask you the kindness to prepare all the luggage.

We are very sorry it took all this time.

However, as they say, the important thing is to have made it.

- Yes, sure. So excuse me, I'm going to tell the others. - Absolutely.

Rock better. Maybe then later will stand behind the moon, because ...

Nic�, it doesn't convince me because I can't to frame the whole moon.

Of course, because we have to lower the machine stitch.

So we can see both the moon and the figures, and we have a complete picture of the scene.

- Shall I go there, then? - Yes! So we also manage to take the reactions of ...

"Sometimes you win, sometimes it gets lost, sometimes it rains. "

- Be good, Sergio. - You too! - Say hello to Rome.

- Excuse me, have you seen Mr. Virgil? I wanted to greet him. - Who?

- That gentleman in the black hat. - But someone from the village?

No, that old gentleman who was in the room playing chess.

He is also a guest in the hotel. He stayed in the magnificent suite, room 401.

At the Gagarin hotel the rooms arrive at 400.

But no.

- Patrizia? - It hasn't been seen. - I'm going.

- Here we go? - Yes. - Well, ma'am ...

Patrizia?

Patrizia?

Miss Patrizia?

Patrizia!

-Patrizia, what are you doing? We have to go! - No, I'm leaving with Aram.

But ... on horseback?

So what am I going to do in Rome again? And then Aram said Nepal is beautiful.

But it is very far.

Then how did you understand what he is saying? He never speaks and when he speaks it is incomprehensible.

I got it.

All right.

Hello Professor.

- Thanks. - Hello.

Good luck!

Take care, huh!

"Dasvidaniya", Nicola!

Next time let's make an Italian movie!

Patrizia?

Patrizia is fine and she greets us.

Ah!

Gentlemen...

It has been a privilege to dream with you.