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Hi, sweetie.

Um, where are you guys?

Call me when you get this.

Hi, it's me again.

Your cell's going straight to voicemail.

Hope everything's okay.

Please call.

Sara.

A- are you there?

Please, pick up, sweetie.

Sara.

Hello!

- Sara... - Frank...

And Adam aren't here at the moment.

But please leave your name and number after the beep.

Hi, sweetie.

Hope your date night went well.

We had a fun night here.

Adam loves watching all the cars

passing by the condo.

Listen, I called my doctor friend,

and she's not sure if Adam's getting enough protein.

He looks very pale.

And hardly any baby fat.

Oh, by the way, I tried calling your cell,

but I kept getting a busy signal.

It's probably bad reception.

Oh, sweetie, we really miss you.

I hope you can stay for lunch

when you come to pick up Adam tomorrow morning.

I know your father will want to spend time with his daughter.

Anyway, give me a call when you get home

if it's not too late, okay?

Love you. Can't wait to see you, honey.

Here's my two favorite people in the whole, wide world.

- Look, Adam, it's daddy. - Say hi to daddy!

Adam, baby, can you say "da-da"?

Da-da?

And here's my gorgeous wife. Aw.

Those beautiful eyes I wake up to every sing...

Hello!

- Sara... - Frank...

And Adam aren't here at the moment.

But please leave your name and number after the beep.

Sara Mcandrews,

this is deputy Sanders calling

from the county sherriff's office.

I got your message.

My apologies for calling so late.

It's been one of those days, and we're severely understaffed.

So regarding this trespasser

you saw on your property this morning,

rest assured, you have nothing to worry about.

It's probably just a drifter passing through.

In any case, I'll drop by tomorrow,

make sure everything's all right, and...

Well, I'll have one of those delicious brownies

that everyone's been talking about.

We're here for your safety, okay?

Hope you folks have a great night.

- Hey, honey. - What?

You know, next time we go out,

would you mind just leaving one light on?

No, it's supposed to look like we're home.

Yeah, but, like, we didn't move in to a lighthouse.

- Yeah, you're funny. - Such a jokester.

- Am I? - Yeah.

I'm not as funny as whatever you want to call

that dance thing thing you made me sit through.

What was that? It was awful.

Oh, come on.

It wasn't that bad.

- It was horrible. - What?

Are you always this difficult?

No, I thought it was really beautiful, and...

- You are a philistine, you know that?

It involves a lot more skill than one of your football games.

As in, a gaggle of hairless men

running around, rolling on top of one another,

on a large steel table...

Yeah, exactly.

Naked, hairless men?

No, men taken over by the spirit of dance.

- And they weren't all hairless. - Ugh, please.

Now I can't eat in the cafeteria anymore.

Why? Because they just installed

the exact same kind of table.

Oh, no.

I'm gonna be obsessing

over every little stain on the thing.

Well, maybe in between meetings,

you and Tony can try it out.

You two would make a terrific duo.

Oh, God.

I'd definitely pay to see that.

You guys would probably draw quite the crowd

if we didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

Sweetheart, you know...

Our son's gonna thank you for it later.

He'll tell you in his deep, manly voice...

He'll say, "thanks, ma.

"Thanks for following pa to the countryside.

"I'm a lucky boy, you know?

"I can see that now.

I learned what it was like to"...

Live like a peasant.

"To breath the fresh air,

"you know, to ride my bike in the forest,

"to be able to practice my football skills

"in my huge backyard without being bothered

by the riffraff from your old disgusting neighborhood. "

- Mm. - Hey.

Nothing beats a real home.

Now, what do you say to that, city girl?

- Mm. - Hmm?

I say that I need

a glass of milk.

All right.

Whoops.

- Honey, could you please check the messages?

Two new messages. Hi, sweetie.

Hope your date night went well.

We had a fun night.

Oh, Adam loves watching all the cars

passing by the condo.

Listen, I called my doctor friend...

Sure you did.

And she's not sure if Adam's getting enough protein.

He looks very pale.

And hardly any baby fat.

Oh, by the way, I tried calling your cell,

but I kept getting a busy signal.

It's probably bad reception.

Oh, sweetie, we really miss you.

I hope you can stay for lunch

when you come to pick up Adam tomorrow morning.

I know your father will want to spend time with his daughter.

Anyway, give me a call when you get home

if it's not too late, okay? Critters.

- Love you. Can't wait to see you, honey.

What am I, chopped liver?

Sara Mcandrews,

this is deputy Sanders calling

from the county sherriff's office.

I got your message.

My apologies for calling so late...

You know...

S- she can't help herself, can she, right?

She has to find something to worry about.

No, she is the one that needs to see a doctor,

'cause she always wants us to feel guilty

or worried about something.

You know, but I...

I know exactly what she's trying to do.

She can't stand that her little angel

is now independent and so far away from her.

You know, t-tomorrow...

Mm.

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Tonight is just you and me... - Mm-hmm.

Alone.

So why don't you stop talking?

- Mmm. - Mmm.

Honey. What?

I have a surprise for you.

What's her name?

Seriously?

What's her name?

Why don't you go serve me something to drink

instead of being such a perv.

What are you doing?

- I just want to make sure he's okay.

She said he was fine, baby.

Don't worry so much.

I'm your baby tonight.

Baby, I really have to have a shower.

So why don't you just stay here

and maintain your concentration?

Can I spy on you in the shower?

Don't even think about it.

I know she will

I'm sure she will

I know she will

Oh, yes she will

I'm sure she will

Critters?

When I put my arms

kitty.

Arms around her

You hear her holler

You hear her moan

I know she will

whoa, yes she will

critters.

Critters, come here. Ooh.

Good little baby.

Are you pouting?

I'm sure she will

Let me come back home

I know she will

I'm sure she will

I know she will

Frank.

Hello?

- Hi, mom. - Did I wake you?

- Oh, no, honey, hi. - I'm up.

So how's Adam?

Sleeping like a baby.

Home late

oh, I just may

I don't understand

why we're always having this conversation.

Did you call the police?

Yes.

I left a message for the sherriff. Left a message?

What kind of godforsaken place did you move to?

Listen, make sure the doors are locked.

- Yep, they are locked, and all of the lights are on.

- And how about that husband of yours?

Is he doing anything about it?

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, he's your husband, isn't he?

- Look, mom, he is doing the best that he can.

You know what? It's probably nothing.

I'm not even sure that I saw what I saw.

Honey, if you don't feel safe over there,

you'll always have a place here.

You can stay with us as long as you like, okay?

Okay.

I've been really tired lately,

so I'm gonna go and sleep for 100 years.

Oh, you do that, sleeping beauty.

I'll see you tomorrow morning.

Mm-hmm.

Give Adam a kiss for me.

- Don't worry. I will.

Sweet dreams, darling.

Love you.

Night.

I know she will

Oh, yes she will

Let me come back home

- glad to know I can still surprise you.

Well, I didn't hear you.

A votre service, madame. Oh.

Wow, I didn't realize the waiters around here

had such casual uniforms.

Well, you know,

it helps me maintain my concentration.

Mm.

Oh, and by the way,

is it possible

that my surprise is waiting in the bedroom?

You little shit.

You're gonna totally ruin your surprise.

- Come on. - Come here.

No.

- Oh, just give me one kiss. - No.

- I deserve it. - Mm-mm.

Get lost. - Let me come in. - Go.

- Oh, I get it. - I get it.

You need to practice, uh, your choreography, right?

Okay, just remember that it's f- r-a-n-k.

That's really funny, babe.

- I'm gonna go out in the living room

and rearrange the furniture, okay?

You know, I'm gonna move things around.

I'll see you soon, kitten.

Everywhere I go

Yeah, everywhere I go

I see that same old 158

I know I'm billed out, baby

Whoo, lord

Uncle Sam say, "bill, don't be late"

Yes, I've got my questionnaire, babe

And I found that old number of mine

Now

I guess I well to start moving

Ooh, baby

There ain't no need of crying

All you young men

I mean, come on and follow me

Yes, all you young men

go away.

Go away.

Lord, Whoo

Lord, now, boys, why can't we?

I had a woman

I had a broken heart

Even though I wish she'd tell me

What that woman left me for

That's what I been wonderin'

I been wonderin' all day long

Maybe I will have to wonder on

And I'll try

To make me feel good

Say my gal would be good

If she just only understood...

Understood...

What the fuck?

S- Sara.

Can you turn the music back on, honey?

Frank.

Ugh...

Better not be asleep.

Aah.

Oh, shit.

Aah.

Critters.

Frank?

Honey?

Frank?

Frank?

Frank?

Frank!

Frank!

Frank!

Frank!

Why are you doing this to us?

What did you do to my husband?

I'm sorry. I'll calm down.

I promise.

Where's my husband?

I want to see him.

Please.

Let me see my husband.

Frank!

Frank!

What the fuck do you want with us?

You fucking psycho!

I'm gonna fucking kill you.

What did you do to my husband?

Shh.

Mr. Mcandrews?

M.T.S. Security.

Are you there?

Hello?

Mr. Mcandrews?

Mr. Mcandrews?

The silent alarm was activated.

Mr...

Mr. Mcandrews, can you hear me?

I just stopped by to check

and make sure everything's okay.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Mr. Mcandrews!

I can see your lights are on.

Are you home?

Yeah, I am missing the end of the game for this.

Mr. Mcandrews!

- Good evening, Mr. Mcandrews. - M.T.S. Security here.

Yeah, your silent alarm was activated,

and I am currently on the premises...

At your door, actually.

Yeah, well, I've checked around the house,

and everything seems fine.

I will have to notify the local police, however.

That's a standard procedure whenever we're called out

for no good reason, so...

If you could please get in touch with us.

You go ahead and have yourself a good evening...

Wherever you are, asshole.

Wait.

You have reached the king county sheriff's department.

All deputies are currently on patrol.

Please, somebody's in my house.

He's trying to kill me.

Please hold as we attempt to transfer your call

to the officer on duty.

Are you fucking serious?

555-8699.

Deputy Sanders here.

- Hello? - Hello.

Hello, this is Sara, Sara Mcandrews.

Oh, hey, Mrs. Mcandrews.

I don't know if you got my message earlier...

He's in the house.

'Scuse me?

He's in my house.

Say again.

Someone here is trying to kill me.

- I'm sorry. - Ma'am, try to remain calm.

Who is trying to kill you? - I don't know.

A fucking psycho.

Mcandrews, are you able to get somewhere safe?

He's blocked out all the exits.

I don't know if we can get out.

He's gonna find me.

Miss Mcandrews, I need you to tell me

exactly where you are.

Where is your family?

Frank is dead.

- All right. - I'm on my way, ma'am.

Gonna die.

- Are you in a safe place, Mrs. Mcandrews?

I can't hear you... Speak up.

Hello?

Fuck!

Here's my two favorite people in the whole, wide world.

- Look at him! - It's daddy!

Say hi to daddy! Adam, baby, can you say, "da-da"?

Da-da?

Here's my gorgeous wife.

Aw.

Those beautiful eyes

I wake up to every single morning.

I am the luckiest man.

I love you, baby girl.

I love you more.

I want you.

- Let me know if... - It is.

Turn it off. Turn off the camera.

Here's my two favorite people in the whole, wide world.

- Look at him! - It's daddy!

Say hi to daddy!

Aah!

Leave me alone!

Go away!

Stop it!

Please.

I called the police!

I called the police.

I had a lovely time.

You have reached the king county sheriff's department.

All deputies are currently on patrol.

Please hold as we attempt to transfer your call

to the officer on duty.

For all medical emergencies, dial 555-8699.

Sanders. It's Sanders.

Michael...

It's Sanders.

I been...

I been shot.

I went to Mcandrews house.

You got to get out here.

We got two victims down.

It's a husband and wife.

Get an ambulance out here right away.

The perpetrator's male.

6'1".

I'm the night watchman

And I don't be seen in the day

I'm the night watchman

And I don't be seen in the day

I declare I do my work at night

Whoo, lord, and I declare I'm happy and gay

'round factories and saw mills

Babe, you'll always see me there

Yeah, baby

I declare you'll always see me there

Now, don't be scared to call me

Whoo, lord, gal, I got plenty of time to spare

I'm known in this country

To be the best night watchman in town

Mmm

I declare I'm the best night watchman in town

Now, if you'll clock me punch in

Whoo, lord I'll punch in on my next go round

I've got a lot of competition

Baby, but I can't lose

Yeah, lot of competition

No, but I declare I can't lose

I know I've got to win

Whoo, lord, I declare with this key I use

I makes it around

Yo my clocks, baby, every night

I makes it around

I'm mean to my clocks every night

I declare I love to punch clocks, baby

Whoo, lord, when the moon is shining bright