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PREVIOUSLY Diva Mayday!

[Janey] The mother of the drag scene.

Madame Madness, I don't have a roast for you.

I didn't expect you in this episode.

[all laughing]

If you've got the moves, baby, I got the motion.

I want to see you bring it.

♪ ♪

For this runway, our queens were told

to create an outfit that glitters,

sparkles, glistens, and shines.

Envy Peru, you are this week's winner.

Two wins. Woo hoo!

Tonight, three girls will do battle.

[both gasp]

Madame Madness. Sashay, away.

Drag has no gender, no sexuality, and no limits.

Bye, girl!

Woo!

AFTER THE DEPARTURE OF MADAME MADNESS

[Janey] Ooh, girls, the gaggery!

[Sederginne] Wow!

"Girls, it was a hairy situation.

I shaved my balls too."

[all laugh]

I got really annoyed with Madame Madness.

I'm glad that she seems really inspired,

but I can't say that I'm going to miss her.

I'll miss her, but everyone has to go home. [laughs]

Well, Miss Envy Peru.

- Yes. - The second win.

- [Janey] Congratulations. - Thank you.

This is my second win.

[sighs] Yeah, it's happening.

Oh, that feels good.

♪ Ru Paul's Drag Race ♪

♪ Jump in Start your engines ♪

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman win ♪

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman, best woman win ♪

[car tires screeching]

Do a split.

- Brah! - Ooh!

It's a new day in the workroom.

We're all, like, shaken up and waking up.

Hello!

There are six of us left. It's getting really exciting.

I keep thinking that there's someone missing.

- Do you miss her? - No. [all laugh]

I know it's going to get really exciting,

because everyone in the game has the same mindset.

Now, it's like, let the real game begin.

Babe, last week, everyone called you out on the runway.

But you're still here.

- Still here... - So, what are you thinking?

I'm going to do my best. That's all I can do.

I'm going to rehearse my lip-synch.

I don't see Abby making it to the final.

She's strong, but a queen can't lip-synch her way

to the top.

I don't think I'll end up at the bottom, but I do know

I came here to lip-synch.

How many lip-synch challenges will you survive?

We shall see, boy.

[siren] [all yelling]

Hello, hello, hello!

A wise queen once said

you are not what you think, say, or believe.

You are what you do.

That's very vague.

But, like I always said,

if you cannot do yourself, do somebody else.

Snatch Game!

It's Snatch Game!

- Huh. - I hope so.

- Yes. - Today's the day.

Every Drag Race fan knows about Snatch Game.

The point of Snatch Game is to impersonate a celebrity.

But besides impersonating them, you also have to mock them.

Oh, girls, that's going to be exciting.

- Yes, it will be. - We shall see!

Hey, hey, girls!

- Woo hoo! - Those pants.

Are you jealous?

- [all] Of course. - [Fred] Good.

Girls, there are six queens left in the race,

and three queens will leave us for the grand finale.

Who will that be?

Why are we doing this?

One of you will, of course, be

the very first Dutch Drag Race Superstar

and win a crown and necklace from Fierce Drag Jewels,

a unique cover shoot for Cosmopolitan,

and that lovely dress by Claes Iversen,

valued at 18.000 euros!

Today, we'll start with a mini-challenge.

The mini-challenge will be quite difficult.

RuPaul always says,

"We're all born naked, and the rest is...?"

[all groaning]

- [all] Drag. - Drag.

I hear the word "naked," and I'm like, "Uh, okay.

I see where this is going."

Dear queens, today, we're doing a photo shoot.

During the photo shoot,

you'll get to wear a lovely tiara.

And you'll be wearing...

nothing else.

My god!

A naked photo shoot...

Yeah, I won't be watching Episode 5 with my mom.

[laughs]

I see. This is going to be a good mindfuck

right before Snatch Game.

This is a nude photo shoot, so,

no make-up, no wig, absolutely nothing.

Or, in any case, not much at all.

- Are you ready? - [gasp]

My first thought was, "Why are we doing this?

And why do I think this is going to be a difficult challenge?"

Envy, you're awfully quiet.

- Yeah. - Why is that?

Getting naked is way out of my comfort zone.

[Fred] But that's part of it.

I noticed that Envy is really having a difficult time with it.

I just have to get a grip.

Okay, now, let's do it.

Girls... time to get naked!

Hey, hey!

Get over it, and let it all hang out. Literally.

[whooshing sound] Butt-naked.

♪ ♪

I agree with Envy,

but I think it's good for the community

and for the viewers

to understand that body shaming is a huge problem,

and it makes people really insecure.

We just have to stop doing it.

- Hey, gorgeous. - Hey.

- This is Rob. - Hello.

He'll be doing the photo shoot.

Rob Jacobs is a photographer in Rotterdam.

He specializes in male nudes with colorful lighting.

I've taken loads of nude pics for Grindr.

[laughs]

Here's your tiara.

[all laughing]

The clamps will secure it to your hair.

We spared no expense on this wonderful tiara.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

Do you need a cloth, or are you going...

No, I'm going completely naked. I'll get over it.

Welcome to the set. Show me some energy.

I love that you're so uninhibited.

- Yes. - [Rob] Yes, own it.

[Fred] Are you ready?

- Of course I am. - Let's go, then.

I took my bathrobe off right away.

I don't care anymore.

♪ ♪

- [Fred] That's it. - I thought I'd lie down

and do a kind of bikini shoot, without a bikini.

- [Rob] Be vulnerable. - That's great.

[shutter clicks]

- Hi. - Hi.

[Fred sniffs] It smells like herring.

[all laughing]

- Fishy, right? - [Fred] Very fishy.

I don't have a problem being naked.

Make sure you cover your penis.

- Why? - We can't show any dicks.

[laughing]

Flop-flop-flop-flop-flop.

You're too funny!

This is my signature move.

It's always a bunch of girls in corsets,

panties, padding, and clothes and... [gasps].

Sometimes it's nice just to be [whoosh] naked. Very nice.

- [Fred] I love this pose. - [Rob] It's quite royal.

Try to go small. Nice.

[Rob] Yes.

Nice. It's a bit editorial.

Rob was really encouraging.

That made me feel very relaxed.

I was able to do my best.

[Rob] Wonderful.

That's nice. Work it.

Look at that body.

I like a naked photo shoot. I know I can bring it.

- Yes. Look at that. - Power through it.

[Fred] She knows how to pose.

- Lots of time in the mirror. - [Fred] Of course.

- Baby. Ooh! - Ooh!

- [Envy] Hi. - How's it going?

- Very well. - Are you scared?

- I am. - Why's that?

Because it's completely out of my comfort zone.

- I see. - I had a boyfriend who...

- Sorry. - Whenever you're ready, baby.

It started as a fairy tale,

but it ended up in a violent and abusive relationship.

That boy really broke me.

He totally destroyed my self-esteem.

I tried burying that feeling deep inside.

The whole thing has messed me up.

- You know you're not to blame. - I know that.

You're a gorgeous guy, girl.

I hate to hear that someone did that to you.

There was no need for that.

I hope you're able to let that go.

Because you're gorgeous.

Your body is yours and no one else's.

[Fred] That's right. Try to overcome this.

- Give the middle finger to... - Okay.

...people like that.

- [Rob] Relax. - [Envy] Okay.

- [Rob] On your own time. - I've pushed it down so much.

I know I have to get through it.

If I can do this for myself, that'll be a huge victory.

I'm trying to focus on Calvin Klein models.

I know I don't have the body of a Calvin Klein model.

- I'll just tell myself I do. - [Fred] Doing okay? You got it!

I'm trying not to think that I'm out here butt-naked.

- [Rob] Yeah. Great. - [Fred] Wonderful.

[Rob] Look at the light. [shutter clicks]

[Rob] Very nice.

Okay, ladies. First of all, well done.

It took guts to stand there naked.

I couldn't have done it.

You all did it.

One of you, of course, is the winner.

They'll win a lovely prize. What's the prize, Rob?

You'll get to pay me a visit...

- [all gasp] - ...in my studio.

I have plenty of dresses, wigs, and stuff.

We'll do a one-on-one photo session.

- Nice. - [Fred] Nice, huh?

But there can be only one winner. So, Rob...

Who's the winner?

[Rob] Well...

the winner is...

Janey Jacké.

[Fred] Janey, congratulations.

Yay!

You were great,

and the combination of the fashionable

and just embracing the camera was top-notch.

- Thanks a lot. Thank you. - [Fred] Congratulations.

- You're going to go see Rob. - Yay!

The others were great also. You all nailed it tonight.

Rob, thanks so much for coming by.

- Bye, girl! - Good luck, girls.

Hey, hey! That was the mini-challenge,

but there's also the maxi-challenge.

- Snatch Game! - [all yelling]

Yes! You will be transformed into celebrities,

and that's how you will play Snatch Game.

And, girls, the most important thing about Snatch Game is...

Make me laugh!

[in English] Make me laugh!

♪ ♪

There are six girls, so, it's going to get super sassy.

Everyone will focus.

[Sederginne] You have to make Fred laugh,

you have to make the judges laugh.

So, it's going to be exciting. Snatch Game.

- I'm doing Joe Exotic. - [all groaning]

The gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.

I chose to do Joe Exotic,

because he's a deranged, flamboyant, and loud individual.

- Who are you going to do? - Ryanne van Dorst.

- Rrr-yanne van Dorst. - Rotterdam represent.

So, I'm going to be a nasty, beer-swigging lesbian.

How does she look on TV? What does she do with her hands?

How does she flirt with random girls on the street?

I've studied her body language.

I'm doing a nice lady from my village.

- Okay. - I'm doing Anny Schilder.

Hi, I'm Anny Schilder.

- Anny Schilder, wow. - BZN.

I'm with BZN.

Anny Schilder? I don't know her.

[Janey] And what about our Flemish girlfriend?

- I'm doing Mega Mindy. - Mega Mindy!

[Sederginne] I've pimped her up a bit.

It's Mega Mega Mindy.

Abby OMG, what can we expect from you today?

Michella Kox.

[Janey] Michella, the jungle girl.

- Yes. - [Fred] Girlfriend!

- Really? - Yes.

- [laughing] - You're doing Patty?

The real treasure of Holland, Miss Patty Brard.

Ooh.

That's her!

- Wow, Joe Exotic. - Yes.

Why did you choose to do a man?

Because by doing him, I'll be able to push myself,

not think too much,

and just choose to do an extreme personality.

- No filter. - You should do that more often.

- Yes. - You internalize too much.

I want to see you enjoy yourself more.

- It should be more relaxed. - Yes.

I've prepared for my Snatch Game for weeks and weeks now.

I'm so sick and tired of watching that show.

You were having problems with the lines

in the Gooische Drags acting challenge.

- I did. - How will you remedy that?

First, I tried to do an accent from Arnhem.

- That's very difficult. - It is.

- I decided to drop that... - Yeah?

...and do Michella in my own voice.

- In your own voice. - Yes.

She's dropping the accent from Arnhem,

but that's what she's famous for.

Abby, this might get tricky for you.

- Why Anny? - I'm also from Volendam.

I've always had a love-hate relationship with that town.

- I always thought it weird. - Why?

I never felt at home there. I was never accepted there.

I was bullied. I just never belonged there.

I had a lovely childhood,

but it was very challenging.

My peers were horrible to me.

I was violently attacked once by six guys.

There you are, all alone, against six people,

all determined to kick the gay out of you.

I lived in fear for my life for three years.

You don't dare walk the streets alone.

I had panic attacks.

I was told by police, Victim Support,

and the Discrimination Commission

that I should prepare myself for further attacks,

that I was always going to come across people

who would just never accept me.

And at that point in my life, I said, "Never again."

I've only recently come to terms with it.

I have something unique.

- Yes. - I'm from a unique town,

with a special accent and personality.

I've turned that into an advantage.

That's why I decided to do Anny.

♪ ♪

Holy shit, everyone is stepping up their game.

They all look great.

Oh, my god, it's scary.

[Janey] I'm Anny Schilder.

And I'm Mega Mindy!

I don't care.

What a mess. Does anyone have a light?

♪ ♪

Welcome to Snatch Game.

She's the next queen of the Netherlands...

[Monica] The way he's dressing her is crazy.

She's also a host, style icon, and mother.

My friend, Monica Geuze.

- Love your shoulder pads. - Thanks.

The wider the shoulders, the thinner the waist. [ding]

He's the king of impersonators.

I'm sure you'll agree that we don't see these transvestites

in the Netherlands.

He may very well discover some new talent tonight.

- [Fred] Carlo Boszhard! - I'm looking for talent.

- What kind of talent? - Fred, can you show us a dance?

- I'll keep looking, thanks. - Okay, thanks.

Please meet our celebrities.

She has committed all seven of the deadly sins...

- Woo! - Patty, why are you so nasty?

Darling, if you had to sleep with the kind of men I did,

you'd be pretty nasty too.

She used to be the lead singer of BZN,

but now, she's known for Ranking the Stars.

Anny Schilder.

Hi, I'm Anny Schilder.

[laughing]

She used to be a popular hero on a children's TV series,

but something went terribly wrong.

Say hi to Mega Mega Mindy!

Woo!

Mega Mega Mindy, what happened to you?

You look bloated.

My producer kicked me off the show ten years ago,

so I couldn't perform any heroic rescues.

But I'd rather have a bloated body

than a bloated ego, like Patty Brard.

Ooh!

If there's one reality star who's caused lots of sensation

with her statements, her opinions, and her divorce,

it has to be Michella Kox.

Welcome, Michella.

Everyone thinks you're a vile, mean woman.

Is that true?

No, no. Not at all. You homo.

[crickets]

Okay, and from my beloved Rotterdam...

the woman we got to know

because she loves to finger people...

Ryanne van Dorst!

Darling, do you like it wet?

Absolutely. The wetter the better.

Next up is our only guest from the U.S. of A.,

the man who became a sensation with the documentary Tiger King,

- Joe Exotic. - Hi, there.

Welcome, Mr. Exotic.

I'm actually a bit surprised to see you here on this show.

Last time I checked, you were in prison?

That's damn right, and I'll tell you something else.

I got the fuck out of there, because, you know what?

Somebody's got to feed these fucking tigers.

I can't let 'em fucking be abused

like that bitch Carole Baskin, that's right.

- Thank you for having me. - Yeah.

Yes! Welcome.

♪ ♪

I pose a question to Monica or Carlo,

but I leave out a word or part of the sentence.

The celebrities then have to guess the answer

from Monica or Carlo.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?

The first question goes to Carlo Boszhard.

- Carlo, pay attention. - [Carlo] Okay.

Chantal Janzen stars

in a brand-new theatre production called...

fill in the blank... The Musical.

Girls, start writing down your suggestions

for: Fill in the blank... The Musical.

Carlo, what's the name of the musical

in which Chantal stars?

Johan Derksen: The Musical.

- Johan Derksen: The Musical. - It's going to be huge.

- Do you have a role? - I play René van der Gijp.

- Great. - Wonderful, dude!

Yeah, what'd you think?

[Fred] Mega Mega Mindy.

Fill in the blank... The Musical.

Chantal and the Big Toby Tarzan.

[buzzing]

[Fred] Would that work?

Possibly.

Is he trying to take off?

Bitch, you look like you haven't flown in a long time.

We're going to change that shit today, bitch.

[gun cocking, gunshot] That's right. Oh!

[ChelseaBoy] There we go, bitch.

When I turned around to check it out,

I thought that it was brilliant.

Joe Exotic, I love your tight pants.

I'm gay as shit. I don't mind saying it.

I don't mind showing it.

If you got a problem with it, that's your problem, not mine.

Go fuck yourself.

- I'm glad I got my blinders on... - [Fred] Sure.

...because it's getting heated.

[Fred] Okay, Michella Kox.

Fill in the blank... The Musical.

Fred, you know me. I'm not a fan of musicals.

I think she's doing a fine "Michella,"

but I just miss that accent.

If she could have just done that better...

Misery: The Musical.

Misery: The Musical. Of course.

This whole thing here is a big pile of misery.

Carlo. That wasn't great, was it?

- Uh... - [Fred] No.

Monica, the next question is for you.

Patricia Paay is releasing her own perfume soon.

And, believe it or not, it smells like...

Fill in the blank.

Is this a new question?

Yes, Anny, it is.

You don't get it at all, do you?

- Being from Volendam. - I'm on Ranking the Stars.

You're something else.

That means I can go stand over there.

There are definitely moments where I think, "I'm losing it."

"Am I doing enough?"

Monica. What is your answer?

The cold sweat of Adam Curry.

The cold sweat of Adam Curry.

Yes. Patty Brard.

Patricia Paay's new fragrance smells like bankruptcy.

[all laugh]

So fucking funny.

She nailed it from the very beginning.

It's totally Patty, totally hysterical and over-the-top.

Good job.

[Fred] Next up is Mega Mega Mindy.

What does the new fragrance from Patricia Paay smell like?

- The crack of Toby's ass! - [Fred] The crack...

- Are you sure... - Ooh!

...that it's the crack of Toby's ass?

[Fred] Thank you, Mega Mega Mindy.

You can take a seat.

Ryanne, you had an affair with Patricia's daughter.

- I did. - [Fred] How did that go?

Well, "moist."

[drum roll, cymbal clash]

I don't think my jokes are a hit.

What does Patricia Paay's new fragrance smell like?

Of course, it smells like vaginal moistness.

[clock ticking]

Ma'Ma Queen is just not funny on Snatch Game .

- Joe Exotic. - What was the question?

The que-- [laughing]

I noticed that everyone loved Joe Exotic. Everyone!

The question is...

what does the new scent from Patricia Paay smell like?

I'm going to have to say pussy again, because, you know what?

Joe Exotic is definitely as good as I am.

I don't fuckin' give a shit about pussy,

because I like to take it up the ass.

That's right. If you got a problem with it,

- [b-b-b-b-b] - ...go fuck yourself.

- I love it when he talks dirty. - [Joe] That's right!

This is definitely ChelseaBoy's week.

Sadly, no one guessed the correct answer.

No one even came close.

Carlo. Next one, please.

Last week, my talkative parrot came out of the closet.

- No! - [Fred] Oh, yes.

What did it keep saying?

Papa-gay! Papa-gay!

[laughing]

And what did our stars write? Patty.

Please stop! Take it out! Ahh...

What are you doing, Patty?

Rinsing my mouth out!

Rinsing my mouth out.

Uhh...

I can't believe I did all that. [laughs]

Don't tell me you've never had to rinse your mouth out.

- [Carlo] No! - Ooh! [laughs]

What's Mega Mindy doing?

I'm eating takeout.

Can you order me something?

I don't think I chose the right character.

I feel a bit lost on the panel.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end

of the very first Dutch Snatch Game.

And the winner is...

Who cares. At least we had a good laugh.

We laughed a lot. They're all so talented.

But you're going to tell us who was the most talented.

Thank you, Carlo. Thank you, Monica.

Thanks, celebrities. See you next time. Bye, girl!

Bye!

ELIMINATION DAY Ooh! [laughing]

It's a new day in the workroom.

Someone's going home today.

I hope it's not me.

Yesterday's Snatch Game was exciting.

- I thought so too. - Oh my gosh, yeah.

But who scored, and who didn't?

- We don't know that yet. - No.

I do worry about my performance yesterday.

I might end up at the bottom.

I know Snatch Game is important,

and it's a big component of the main stage.

I think two girls stood out.

Everyone said you two were the best on Snatch Game.

Well, you never know.

Everything counts on the runway.

- You know? - Right.

The runway theme will be "split personalities,"

so, we'll have to do a half-and-half look.

You'll get to see our masculine side also.

I have a different view. I have two alter egos.

I'll show them both.

Dennis will not make an appearance.

Oh.

Well, girls. Let's get going.

Let's all bring it!

Yes!

♪ ♪

You just said you were doing something completely different

for your runway.

I'm not a fan of half man, half woman.

- You're not? - I'm non-binary.

So, I don't want to portray that difference.

- That's why I thought it was... - Challenging?

A confrontational theme. Yes, a challenge.

So, I decided to do Ma'Ma Queen and my inner saboteur.

[Envy] Yeah.

Your inner saboteur is a voice in your head.

Everyone has it. It doesn't mean you're crazy.

It's that voice in your head saying you can't do it.

If you let your inner saboteur dominate, then you'll freeze.

Yes.

But it's important to acknowledge it.

- Yes. - Otherwise, you're screwed.

I hope for Ma'Ma Queen's sake that it will be evident

what she's trying to portray with this look.

♪ ♪

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

It's me, the chameleon.

Today on the runway...

my outfit will be a suit and a dress with lots of garters.

I'm going for the classic half-man, half-woman look.

I notice that Envy has a similar outfit.

But I think hers looks better.

["Boom Shot Dis" by Kully B & Gussy G]

♪ ♪

I'm not going for that vertical split.

I don't see gender or men and women like that.

I took a chance in the Snatch Game yesterday.

And today, I'm taking another chance.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy may be polar opposites,

but they do love each other a lot.

Sederginne, Ma'Ma and Chelsea aren't doing that look,

and that could backfire on them, I think.

♪ ♪

♪ Cover Girl ♪

♪ Put the base in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage of Drag Race Holland.

She's gorgeous, and she's gorgeous.

The sexiest entrepreneur in Holland,

my girlfriend, Nikkie Plessen.

Nikkie, what will you look for tonight?

- Uh... the drag queens. - Fine.

I'm so glad we got ahold of this lady.

She's one of our best female singers,

a lovely person, and yes, a bit of a diva.

[tires screeching] Ruth Jacott.

A bit? A bit?!

I'd say quite a bit, baby.

Mm-mm. Welcome, darling.

If our queens think they have lots of wardrobe changes-- Ha!--

it's nothing compared to the hundreds of wardrobe changes

this guy had to undergo

for his hit TV show De TV kantine.

- Carlo Boszhard, hey! - Hey.

Carlo, you're a fan of Drag Race, right?

Yes. I love it.

And I hope the Dutch version will be a big, big success.

A success as big as Ruth Jacott's hair.

- [Fred gasps] That big? - That big.

Woo! Our queens have been asked to create an outfit

that shows two sides to their personalities.

A creative, original look that showcases

both the feminine and the masculine side.

Gentlemen. Start your engines, and may the best queen win.

[engine revving]

Category is: "Half Man, Half Queen."

[Fred] Miss Abby OMG:

"It's a Tie."

My twist is a businessman and business drag combo.

That's why I chose the ties.

I want to show the world that I'm a boss-ass bitch,

but also a boss-ass chico.

[Carlo] This outfit is "tie-red."

[Nikkie] That's not casual Friday.

[Fred] This is wonderful.

[Ruth] All suited up and nowhere to go.

[Fred] Mm-mm.

[Carlo] I've seen that ass before.

[all laughing]

[Fred] Envy Peru:

"Señor and Señorita Peru."

Today, I'm channeling my two energies.

On the one side, there's the sexy Juan Pablo,

and the other side shows the sexy and sensual Consuela.

[Nikkie] This is my kind of 007.

- [Fred] Really? - [Nikkie] Mm-hmm.

[Ruth] Brangelina's back!

[Carlo] Is that a gun in her pocket, or...

What a shame. It's a gun.

[Fred] It's... [laughing]

[Nikkie] Never go out with a loaded gun.

[Fred] Ma'Ma Queen: "Dancing with the Devil."

On the one side, I'm Ma'Ma Queen,

a fierce super model walking the runway.

On the other side, I'm Lucifer,

a demonic, evil, dark-sided drag queen

who is the protector of this fierce supermodel.

I'm glad I stayed true to my vision

and didn't do the typical man/woman combination.

That is what society always does, and I abhor that.

[Nikkie] Wow. She's a unicorn.

[Carlo] Is she from Hoorn?

[Fred] Beads. Lots of beads.

[Nikkie] The devil needs an angel.

[Fred] ChelseaBoy: "Metamorphosis."

My look was inspired by mysticism.

I'm showing myself going through a transformation.

I'm slashing my nails over my male side,

and my male side caresses my female side.

[Ruth] It's sci-fi.

[Fred] That's totally Ziggy Stardust, girlfriend.

[Carlo] David Booty.

[Ruth laughs]

[Fred] Janey Jacké: "Different Reflections."

Tonight, I'm showing the inner uber showgirl,

hot princess fantasy of Janey Jacké,

but also my vulnerable twin side, Justin.

[Carlo] A split personality.

[Fred] A split personality. That looks great.

[Carlo] She has a plate on her head.

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

Who's the fairest of them all?

[Fred] Fred van Leer, Fred van Leer.

He's the best, never fear.

[Nikkie] She spends more time in the mirror than I do.

[Fred] Sederginne: "Muppet Marriage."

I just love Kermit and Miss Piggy.

They're both great characters.

Of course, Kermit wants to fondle Miss Piggy a bit,

but it's not the right time,

and Miss Piggy slaps Kermit.

[Ruth] ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets ♪

♪ On the Muppet Show tonight ♪

[Carlo] She's out of the closet.

- [Fred] Really? - [Carlo] The toy closet.

[Fred laughs loudly]

[Nikkie] That piggy needs a bath.

[Carlo] Mm-hmm.

[Fred] Girls, thanks for your looks on the runway.

Did you find it difficult? You did?

We noticed.

- Carlo? - Yes.

[Fred] What did you think of Miss Abby OMG?

She was a total disaster as Michella.

- Do you not agree? - No.

I don't agree with him,

but I do think he has a point.

I could have done a bit more.

Carlo, what did you think of Patty Brard? [imitating laugh]

The thing about imitation is this--

it's either a copy, or it's damned funny.

You did both.

You looked like her, and you were funny.

I was ready to give you a part in my show.

Girl, call me.

Every time we focused on you, you did something funny.

First, a cucumber in your mouth.

Then you pulled a hose out of your butt.

[laughing]

[Carlo] Well done.

Carlo. Next up is Ma'Ma Queen, or Ryanne van Dorst.

When Ryanne van Dorst is on camera,

she's always present.

You started off great. It really made me think of her.

But you stopped saying anything.

I was trying to be like her, slouching with a beer,

enjoying the show.

That's totally Ryanne,

but it didn't look good during the game.

Carlo, ChelseaBoy, aka...

Joe Exotic.

That whole act was spot-on.

He is a winner.

This is someone who says, "This is my moment.

I'm going to shine in Snatch Game,

and I'm going to show I'm the best." Well done!

Janey Jacké aka... What's your name again?

Hi. My name is Anny Schilder.

[cackling]

What's with that outfit?

We hardly ever get to see Anny in that Volendam outfit.

Why did you wear that?

[Fred] Sederginne. Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega Mindy.

Mega, Mega Mindy. But was it mega funny, Fred?

[Fred] That's a question for you, Carlo.

Well, I'll be brief. It wasn't.

I was just mega, mega disappointed.

That's fine.

Thanks, girls. Thanks, Carlo, for your unvarnished opinion.

Tonight, we'll be talking about your looks.

First up is...

Miss Abby OMG.

Now, I'd like to give the floor to my friend, Ruth Jacott.

I think you're very pretty as a woman,

but I thought it was a shame that the male part didn't work,

because you were constantly doing this with your mouth.

- That was a shame. - I agree about the winking.

I thought you were a really good-looking, sexy man.

[ding]

I'm taking you home with me, even if you're not interested.

Oh, Nikkie, you can take me home anytime.

Envy Peru.

- [Fred] Ruth? - I'm flabbergasted.

I "envy" you.

You're always wearing lovely heels, this time as well.

But you also wore a cool men's shoe.

You were one of the only ones to do that tonight. Lovely.

- Thank you, Nikkie. - Ma'Ma Queen.

Do you think that half-woman, half-man thing worked?

The theme was split personalities.

[Carlo] Mm-hmm.

I identify as non-binary.

Non-binary means that you don't accept

the man-woman division.

I chose to portray Ma'Ma Queen on one side,

and I thought on the other side, I'd give my inner demon

a chance to walk the runway.

That's a nice story.

But if a story has to be told for me to get it,

no matter how good it is, it's just not going to work.

I'm glad you explained it. I was looking for your man.

I didn't see him.

- No, it... - But I get your story.

- Well done. - I agree with you.

ChelseaBoy. Yes.

[Nikkie] You're a true performer.

But I did miss the female side a bit.

"Pink is for girls, and blue is for boys."

I have a problem with that.

I want to challenge that perception.

What were you trying to portray?

My look is inspired by mysticism and constantly-changing shapes.

I wanted to show my female side on my male side,

and my male energy on my female side.

It makes sense when you explain it.

But I saw the whole and not that split.

- Okay. - Janey Jacké.

I loved that disc on your head,

that mirror that showed me your complete face.

That was really well done.

Your female side was spot-on.

I'm not sure about that men's outfit.

Is that something you usually wear?

Yes, that's what I love to wear.

Yeah, thanks. Thanks, girl.

Is this better, Nikkie?

A nice, glittery shirt?

I love the color combination.

[Fred] Sederginne.

Kermit... Miss Piggy.

Sederginne. At first, I thought, "Huh?

Kermit the Frog."

I wasn't a fan.

- I took a risk. That's all. - Yes.

Miss Piggy's thing is glamor.

You're wearing a cheap dress. Where's the feather boa?

I'm not seeing any of that.

It looks like a $9.95 dress from a discount store.

I wish it had been $9.95.

[laughs]

If I'd seen half a Miss Piggy nose,

it would have been more convincing.

The nose makes Miss Piggy.

Unfortunately, it just wasn't possible to do that.

It would have stood out from the other side.

I tried to compensate with make-up.

Darlings, we're going to have a private chat about you.

So... Bye, girl!

Ma'Ma. What did you think about

the comments you received from the judges?

It's disconcerting that I'm told that they miss my male side.

Because I don't miss it.

I don't want to go find it. It's just not there.

It's clear that Ma'Ma was very hurt by that.

The comment from the judges. I don't like seeing that.

It's very hard to take.

It's happened before, of course,

but it's different when you're on stage.

Girlfriends.

I'm dying to hear what you thought of my queens.

Miss Abby OMG. Ruth Jacott.

I think Abby is adorable.

But she doesn't deliver.

She doesn't deliver when it matters.

That thing she did with her mouth didn't work, as a man.

[Fred] Ruth, I'll let you in on a little secret.

It works for me, from time to time.

- [Ruth laughing] - [Carlo] As a man.

- [Fred] As a man. - I mean, on the catwalk.

That would work on the catwalk also, darling.

[Fred] Envy Peru.

She's a pro.

It was simple.

But what's wrong with simple, if it's well devised?

I'm also quite simple but very well devised.

[laughing]

[Fred] Ma'Ma Queen.

I didn't care for her as Ryanne van Dorst.

To me, her outfits are either a hot mess

and a complete shambles,

or they're just spot-on.

ChelseaBoy, aka Metamorphis... Metamorphisisis.

The undisputed winner of Snatch Game.

- [Fred] Mm-hmm. - I can't praise her enough.

The most insane heels I've ever seen.

But I do miss that split.

- [Fred] Janey Jacké. - Gorgeous as a woman.

She was 100% Mattel Barbie.

I loved the mirror.

[Fred] Sederginne. "Muppet Marriage."

I thought it looked sad compared to the rest.

Do you know what I thought of Sederginne tonight?

Close your eyes, everyone. What do you see?

- Nothing. - [Fred] That's right!

- The most important thing is... - Silence!

I've made up my mind.

Bring back my... gnurls!

Welcome, ladies.

Thank you for your looks and runway creations.

I've come to the following conclusion.

ChelseaBoy.

You've made it through. Congratulations.

- Thanks. - But... Carlo?

You were the absolute winner of Snatch Game. Congratulations.

It's great that I won Snatch Game.

I worked hard for weeks to develop my character,

and it was great to hear Carlo say

that I did really well on Snatch Game.

I'm very proud.

Janey Jacké.

You...

...are also through.

- Congratulations. - Thanks.

Envy Peru.

I can barely breathe. My heart's beating like crazy.

I was getting a bit dizzy.

I'm like... It can't be true!

You're this week's winner.

What? Again?

Show-off. Is it anybody else's game at this point?

Or is everyone intimidated by Envy Peru's perfection?

[Sederginne] It was very safe.

I think Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy is more original

and out-of-the-box.

I did think, though, that ChelseaBoy or Ma'Ma Queen

should have won.

You've won a voucher worth 1.000 euros

from SOFACOMPANY, to use toward gorgeous furniture.

- Thanks. - Miss Abby OMG.

Ma'Ma Queen. Sederginne.

Abby.

Snatch Game wasn't your thing.

You looked gorgeous, but it was difficult.

Very difficult. We noticed.

Your look today was good, it was surprising,

but it wasn't perfect.

Ma'Ma Queen.

You looked fantastic as Ryanne van Dorst, but...

you just weren't good enough.

Sederginne.

My dear Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega Mindy.

It looked like you checked out halfway through Snatch Game.

And, I have to be honest...

That outfit... It's not your best look.

No, it's not.

There are three queens left.

One of you stays, and the other two

will do a lip-synch battle.

Who will it be...

Sederginne, Ma'Ma Queen, or Miss Abby OMG?

Sederginne...

Unfortunately, you're in the lip-synch battle.

Ma'Ma Queen and Miss Abby OMG.

I'm sorry, but one of you will also be

in the lip-synch battle.

The other has made it through.

The one who has made it through and gets to stay is...

Ma'Ma Queen.

Congratulations. You're safe.

Join your girlfriends.

Thank God I don't have to lip-synch in this corset.

Praise God, and may the best girl win.

You have prepared a lip-synch battle for today

to the song "Girl" by Anouk.

It reminds me of my mother-in-law.

For a while, she was...

When she became very ill,

she listened to that song a lot.

The only thing I can think of at this moment is her.

"I have to make her proud, I have to make her proud."

Off all songs,

there's a reason why she's not singing that song anymore.

This will be your very last chance

to convince me to keep you in the race.

The Brazilian will send the Belgian home.

Bring it on.

It is time...

to lip-synch for your life!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ ♪

♪ Girl, girl, girl, when I hear him talk ♪

♪ Ooh, my mind gets blocked, girl ♪

♪ Speak up, 'cause my jaw is locked ♪

♪ Which is good ♪

♪ Good for me, girl ♪

♪ It hides like a warning sign ♪

♪ I'm too blind to see ♪

♪ Speak up, yes, I'm coming down with an ice-cold fever ♪

- ♪ Ice-cold fever ♪ - Come on, girl!

- Come on! - ♪ Ice-cold fever ♪

♪ Still got my hands, they're clinging ♪

♪ So, I just keep going ♪

♪ I don't know where I belong ♪

♪ Could I belong to you? ♪

♪ No, I don't know where I belong ♪

♪ Could I belong ♪

♪ Oh, girl Could I belong ♪

♪ To you, you, you? ♪

♪ To you, yeah, you? ♪

- To you! - ♪ To you? ♪

- Woo! - [Nikkie] Oh, wow!

[all cheering]

I feel completely drained.

I did my mother-in-law proud.

I'm at peace with it.

Queens, I've made my decision.

I have to say,

I wasn't really that impressed with the lip-synch battle.

That goes for both of you.

But I have to make a choice.

Someone has to go home, and although it sounds sappy...

I've started to love you.

But that's the game.

The queen...

who's going home is...

Sederginne.

Abby, your time has not yet come.

Shantay, you stay. But...

try to stay out of the lip-synch battle next week.

Thanks, Fred.

You can join the other queens.

I can't believe Abby scraped by again.

I didn't expect to see Sederginne go home today.

Everyone thought Abby was going home,

because it was her third lip-synch challenge.

Don't cry, darling. Oh là là.

This is the third bitch I'm sending home.

- My dear Sederginne. - Madame.

We thoroughly enjoyed you.

You'll always be part of our big drag family.

My dear queen. Drag Race is done...

For you. I'm not the one.

Sashay, away.

Or, as I tend to say... Bye, girl!

Bye!

[applause]

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

[all laugh]

[mumbling]

That's it.

I wasn't planning on going home yet.

I had plenty of things up my sleeve.

I took risks all the time on this episode.

In all the other episodes, I was always on top.

I gave the best of myself.

I've made some great friends.

There was lots of drama, and I've learned from all of it.

That looks great! [laughs]

Bye!

Ladies. Congratulations. Or should I say...

"Con-drag-ulations," my queens.

Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

[all] Amen!

Alright! Now, let the music play.

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

NEXT TIME In the end, it'll be just one,

but it takes two to have a little fun.

You're going on a blind date.

[all] Oh!

- Semolina pudding. - Looks tasty! Semolina.

I think I should head home.

No, no. You're staying here. Waiter.

- I'll be a judge tomorrow. - [all cheering]

Ryanne van Dorst.

I just love her.

I admire you being here as a father...

and that you're being supportive of your son.