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♪ ♪ [all reacting]

PREVIOUSLY

High heels.

It reminded me of that time

when no one wanted me on their team.

[all] Olga Comandeur!

Show off your goods!

- Snap... - Ah!

- And down. - [laughing]

Give face, face, face.

[Fred] Envy Peru.

- You're the winner tonight. - Yes!

I think I have a good concept.

It's not up to the level of this competition.

- She's badmouthing me. - She's not.

- She's a real bitch. - This is the moment to stop.

Patty Pam-Pam.

Sashay away.

I'm getting too old for this.

[all laugh]

AFTER PATTY PAM-PAM'S DEPARTURE

- Girlfriend. - What a week.

Okay.

Patty Pam-Pam is gone.

I don't think it's fair, but...

that's the game.

Everyone is going home, except me.

"Girls, it was a pleasure, but I had enough. Play nice."

You're not going to survive in this world by just being nice.

And especially with drag,

there's a lot of jealousy and back stabbing.

But honesty still rules the day, and I'm not a backstabber.

Sorry, Abby. I'm quite direct with people, but I mean well.

Did I ask you for your opinion?

- Did I ask for your opinion? - No.

- I don't think I did. - No, you didn't.

So, if I do ask you for your opinion...

I don't want you to hold back.

I'm the girl who can take it, but not if I don't ask for it.

That's your right.

Sorry, I'm a bit direct and give my opinions.

Some flip-flop excuse that's totally not genuine.

This is when you go, "Wow, okay."

How low can you go?

I don't treat you this way.

I just tell you I liked this or that about your look.

They tell me I'm mean

and that they would never criticize my look.

Girlfriend, you can criticize me all you want,

but it was on point.

Girls, are you cool?

Sure, but if you think I'm being a real bitch,

you can say it to my face.

- You're a real bitch. - Thanks.

I forgive... but I don't forget.

I'm glad I'm still here.

- I'm going to erase this. - [all laughing]

Darlings, now that Patty's been eliminated...

Envy, congratulations.

[all cheering]

Yes!

I'm back, bitches!

No more safe queen here.

[all laughing]

Girls, it's time to drag.

[all reacting]

Woo!

- Here we go. - Okay, girls!

Woo hoo!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ Jump in Start your engines ♪

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman win ♪

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman, best woman win ♪

[car tires screeching]

♪ ♪

Hey, girl! There she is!

[sighing]

A new day in the workroom.

I just sent Patty home.

I want to do my best to not get eliminated.

[siren]

[all cheering]

- That way. - Hang on.

- Fight! - [laughing]

Bitch.

- My darlings. - [all reacting]

I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news.

- Oh, shit. - The bad news is...

life is one long, endless drama.

[laughing]

The good news? It stars you.

- [whistling] - So, focus, my dear.

Or someone else might sneak up and steal your spotlight.

[all] Ooh!

Somebody may steal your spotlight.

Hmm.

I'm not used to someone stealing my spotlight.

I'm really curious what Ru means by that.

The drama!

- Hey, you! - [all] Hey!

- Good morning, girls. - Good morning.

And then there were 8 queens. Unbelievable.

Before we continue, I want to go over what's at stake.

There's the title, of course.

One of you will become Holland's Next Drag Superstar.

- [all] Yes. - [Fred] Yes.

A crown and necklace from Fierce Drag Jewels,

a unique cover shoot for Cosmopolitan,

and the dress by Claes Iversen, valued at 18.000 euros!

- Yes! - Not bad.

As you can see, I gave myself and the workroom

a nice orange hue.

It's not for King's Day.

It's for Queen's Day.

And what do you do on Queen's Day?

- Play games. - Play games. Games like...

sack races, nail the toilet, and...

- Bite the cake. - [all cheering]

Nail the toilet? I don't know.

Bite the cake? What is that? I don't know.

We should have some Peruvian food.

Some fish. Papa a la Huancaína.

But nail the toilet? I've never done that before.

Oh, Pit Crew!

[all cheering]

- Thanks. - Nice.

- Hello. - Ooh, the Pit Crew is so sexy!

The surfer boy, he's my type. He's going home with me.

Usually, I try to avoid sugar, but...

[Fred laughs] I'm looking at 8 gorgeous guys.

In 3 minutes, I'd like to see...

- 8 gorgeous drag queens. - [gasp]

So, quickly, breasts, wig, and heels.

Quick, girls! Bring it on!

[all shrieking]

Everyone should use the water balloons as breasts.

They don't fit.

I need smaller balloons.

Let's have a look.

Oh, my God. I totally look like a freak now.

Blindfold on.

- That's how it usually starts. - [Fred laughs]

Get set... [blowing whistle]

- Ah! - [Fred] Come on, girls, bite!

- Ahh! - I'm thinking about one thing.

Swallowing.

[Fred] Yes, we have a winner!

And another! Yes!

We have two losers, though.

Miss Abby OMG and ChelseaBoy.

- [Fred] Are you ready... - [all] Yes!

...to nail the hell out of that toilet?

- [all] Yes! - [whistle]

[all] Go! Go!

Deeper! Go deeper!

Watch out!

Yes, Ma'Ma Queen, yes! Yes, Janey Jacké! Yes!

Both of you. Yes! Madame Madness!

The two losers are Megan Schoonbrood and Envy Peru.

[all] Oh!

- On your mark... - [all] Yes.

[whistle sounds]

- [all] Go! Go! - [Fred] Go, girls!

Bring it on! Yes!

Our two winners are Sederginne and Madame Madness.

Woo!

Ooh!

Yes! I did it again!

Yes!

Darlings, I don't know about you,

but I have a soft spot for sitcoms full of female drama.

Golden Girls, Sex in the City, Desperate Housewives.

- Love it, right? - Yeah.

In Holland, we had a similar show.

- I'm talking about... - [all] Gooische Vrouwen.

[all cheering]

Unfortunately, that show is canceled.

But I have good news.

You won't star in Gooische Vrouwen, but in...

Gooische Drags!

- [all cheering] - [Fred] Yes!

The challenge is...

to play our own version of Gooische Vrouwen.

[harp music] Gooische Drags.

Will Koopman, I hope you get to watch me.

Ooh! Talent is born.

Sederginne, Madame Madness, come join me.

Because...

you will, of course,

choose your own cast.

- Oh! - [Fred] Oh!

Choose a queen who you think

will have the most acting talent.

Our first finalist was...

Madame Madness. Woo hoo!

- Who's your first choice? - Hmm...

I think I'll pick Janey.

- Janey. Sederginne. - Envy Peru.

- Envy. Yes. - Ooh!

[Madame] Miss Abby OMG.

- [Fred] Oh, my God! - Ma'Ma Queen.

[Fred] Ma'Ma Queen.

There are two more queens to choose from.

Megan Schoonbrood.

Oh, ChelseaBoy!

Yes!

[trilling tongue]

I'm in my comfort zone. I'm ready for it.

The team is good, but are they going to win? No.

The casting for Gooische Drags is done.

Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best lady win.

- Hey! - [all cheering]

Gooische Drag Queens...

- Here we go. - Yes!

Okay.

Let's see, the roles are Wilhelmina,

Wilma, Klaartje, Anniek, and Belinda.

The old uptight mother figure.

- I think that's me. - Yeah.

The similarities between Sederginne and Wilma

are that Sederginne has a more mature character.

I know how they behave.

I'm feeling it.

I want to be the alcoholic.

Claire van Kampen plays an alcoholic in Gooische Vrouwen.

- That seems perfect for Ma'Ma Queen - [meow]

[affected voice] I feel like I'm fainting.

[laughs]

Watch out!

Show us your fainting face.

A bit like this.

It's nice to do something different.

Or do you want to be pretentious?

That's really not like me at all.

Pretentious?

I don't want to constantly be bitchy.

You can play Wilhelmina.

No one will expect this.

- You can be Anniek. - Yes!

I think that'll work.

I think that's perfect casting.

Hey, bitches! Thanks for inviting me

to your weekly get-together to drink gallons of wine.

I'm trying to give every acting tip I can to the girls.

Admittedly, it's not a lot.

I do know what good acting is

and bad.

It just doesn't stop, Wilma.

What doesn't stop?

What doesn't stop?

What I noticed with Abby is that

she doesn't put emphasis on the punchline.

She needs to work on that.

Emphasis?

Emphasis? Emphasis?

Can I take Eduardo home?

"Can I take Eduardo home?"

I know, jeez. Emphasis.

Belinda takes a knife

and stabs Wilhelmina 10 times in the belly.

I have a scene where I get...

- ...really mad. - [screaming]

[evil groan] Die, bitch!

Aah! Ah!

Aaaah!

Oh! Will this ever end?

Do you want to keep your voice low, or raise it?

I would go higher. Ah!

Ah! It's difficult for me.

- Eh! - Oh!

Will this ever end?

The rehearsals went fine. We hoped it would be fine.

Yeah. Ready to shoot?

[snaps] Let's do it, baby.

♪ ♪

- Hey, girls! - Hi!

- The Gooische Drags are here. - Lovely.

I'd like to introduce you to Rick Paul van Mulligen.

- Hey. - [all] Hi.

That's quite the name.

- It is. - I'm calling you Rick.

All around TV, movie, and theatre actor.

He does everything from Shakespeare to comedy.

He's going to be your coach today.

What will you focus on, Rick?

I always push myself, so I'm going to be tough.

It's funny. I've always had a crush on him. [laughs]

I want to keep things loose.

And keep smiling.

- Ladies, are you ready? - Yes.

Gooische Drags.

"The Prodigal Daughter."

[clacker] Action!

[sighs]

[cries out]

- Will this ever end? - Jesus.

Okay, can I stop you right there?

I think you can be louder when you're pouring the wine.

[imitating scream]

"Will this ever end?" Let's start off with a bang.

[beep] [cries out]

[beep] [cries out]

[beep] [cries out]

Will this ever end?

[Rick Paul] That's good.

- I would exaggerate more. - [Fred] Yes.

I'm having an affair...

with your husband!

And, girls, don't forget to gasp when you react.

- [exaggerated gasp] - For real.

Girls, exaggerating should come easy to you.

Yes, darling.

My husband has been having an affair for years

with the girl from the cigar shop.

Girl? I only know the man who works there.

Abby, where's the horniness? Don't forget that.

- Moan every once in a while. - [Fred moaning]

You just want to climax here and there.

You look like...

you climaxed against your will at an orgy with 20 guys.

Imagine it.

- [groaning] - Oh, I see it.

Me too!

Abby, you got this.

An orgy with 20 men is your thing. [ding]

The text reads: "Oh, stop."

Try to be more like: "Aah, stop!"

I'm no good at this. [laughs]

I'm trying to show...

my lively side.

[Fred] I like it. Look at you, girls.

[Rick Paul] Wow.

In theatre, you have your lines

long before you start practicing.

There's not that time pressure like this.

We basically had an hour.

From writing, to memorizing, to costume, to makeup...

and then be passable.

That's difficult.

Gooische Drags. "The Killer Girl." Action!

- I am... a killer. - [gasp]

Mary is my victim.

[gasping]

Don't hold back.

- Turn to the camera. - Yeah.

Will this ever end?

[yelling]

[yells]

Just a moment.

When I saw the script, I was wondering

what kind of pills those were.

I had to know if I had to swallow 30 acetaminophen.

What kinds of pills are these?

Is it fish oil?

That was so nasty. When we had a break...

I threw it all up.

Let's do one more take.

Try to add a bit of telenovela flair.

Hi, gorgeous.

This is the last take.

I'm just going to sit on Eduardo.

[screaming]

I started to ride him like a cowboy. Woo, woo!

That horny bitch is messing with Eduardo.

- [laughing] - He's coming home with me.

Aah.

- That's what she did. - And, suddenly...

"What do I feel on my panties?"

Ooh! [laughs]

Okay, okay. Cut, cut.

[Fred laughs]

That's perfect, ladies. Thanks!

He could have yelled "cut" a bit earlier.

I've got to powder my nose.

Are you okay, Eduardo? Jeez!

Hey, Gooische Drags. How'd it go?

Ooh!

- Did you like it? - Yes!

I thought it was great. I was really impressed.

You only had one hour

to do the makeup, the hair, the heels. Wow!

- Rick, what did you think? - I laughed so hard. I loved it.

- [Fred] Yes. - I'm impressed you learned

your lines so quickly and came up with the jokes.

What's nice for you guys is that Rick Paul will be

- a judge tomorrow. - [all cheering]

[Fred] Yes.

You understand that this challenge...

will count towards the runway.

Speaking of tomorrow, the theme is Miss Holland.

- Oh! - [Fred] Yes.

So, good luck, and don't fuck it up.

ELIMINATION DAY

- That's the same outfit. - You know it.

Yes, ma'am. The gorgeous Miss Envy Peru.

Ooh!

Today is Elimination Day.

Ooh, who will it be this time? Mmm.

Is anyone scared?

- Elimination Day. - Who's worried?

You're worried today?

I'm not worried, but I do know...

- I have to be ready. - Really?

Whoever your opponent's going to be,

they're going to have some problems.

[all talking]

It's not my week.

I can just feel it.

I don't feel confident.

Who's going to blow everyone away with their look?

Okay.

My look is going to be cow-inspired.

[all reacting]

Bitch, I'm a cow.

[laughs]

And you, Chelsea?

Are you going a bit more feminine?

I'm going with more of a fishy look.

I'm intrigued by what that fishy look will be.

Most of the time, she is a dead fish.

- The bitch is coming for us. - Oh, my God!

I really want to blow those queens away

with my look today.

- We want to see it. - On the runway.

[all laughing]

[ding]

♪ ♪

How do you see drag?

Drag is very fluid.

Drag could be whatever you want it to be.

You constantly change as a person also.

For me, drag is not a goal in itself.

For me, drag is a means...

and a kind of mirror,

reflecting whatever's going on inside of me.

Whatever I was afraid to show

is what I'd like to show and explore.

I never thought I was going to be a drag queen.

Drag found me...

because I had a long struggle with my sexuality.

I had a feeling of self-loathing.

I didn't know I was gay for the longest time.

I knew I was different, that I was a woman.

Being gay was not a topic of discussion in my family.

My mother didn't even know what being gay meant.

I repressed those feelings during puberty.

But you know you're checking out guys more than girls.

And you're thinking, "No, no. Please don't tell me I'm gay."

It originated in the U.S. That's a real macho culture.

Being effeminate as a man is seen as weak.

My mother was furious with me.

She has that South American temperament.

She didn't want any gays in her house.

We ended up having a huge fight,

where I didn't see my mother for weeks on end.

I didn't dare go back home.

I suffered a lot from that.

I just had to get out of that bubble.

I can say I'm fortunate

that I had a very supportive family.

My mother and father are always there for me.

I have a loving sister, two brothers.

They always supported me,

and I'm so thankful to my parents

for what they have instilled in me.

I moved to Amsterdam and started working at a makeup counter.

Everyone was there.

There were transgenders, drag queens, gays...

and they opened my eyes to the community.

At first, I didn't want to be part of the community,

because I was prejudiced.

Prejudiced.

Drag really changed... everything.

I really started connecting with my feminine side

and getting in touch with what had always been there.

It is so important that you have parents

who are familiar with the subject.

Who know what it means to be gay. That it's not bad.

That it's not something you choose,

but that you're just born this way.

♪ ♪

I'm watching everyone getting ready.

To my right, I see a cow.

A cow.

[Janey] It's not original.

It has been done.

Juno Birch. Google it.

I wonder what the judges will think.

I wasn't real happy with my creation

when I had a look at it.

But time was running short,

so I just finished it and pretended

to be real happy with it.

She worked on her costume up to the very last minute.

She was not prepared.

I burned the crap out of my hand.

I've got a nasty scar. [sighs]

Jeez!

I'm not confident at all in my costume.

I'm going to be stressed on the runway.

♪ ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the base in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage of Drag Race Holland.

She's the ultimate self-made woman.

She loves to give her unvarnished opinion

about everything, and I mean everything...

Nikkie Plessen. Are you ready?

Naturally.

Get this party started!

Hell to the yes!

He is one of Holland's most influential fashion designers.

Even our very own Queen Máxima is one of his clients.

So, he knows how to sew.

Claes Iversen.

Thanks for the compliment.

I do have an issue with your outfit.

It looks a bit cheap.

Where did you get that?

It's a Claes Iversen original.

Thanks, Claes, nice to have you.

And now, our actor. He is so tall.

He has a lovely, giant, generous... laugh.

He's such a fan of Drag Race

that he practically begged us to be a judge.

Not practically; he actually begged us.

Rick Paul van Mulligen, welcome.

Thank you. My mother always told me, if you've got it...

Well, just that.

So, nice to have you here, darling.

Our queens had to design an outfit reflecting nature

and our countryside,

preferably using natural materials.

Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best lady win.

[engine revving]

Category is: Miss Holland.

♪ ♪

[Fred] Ma'Ma Queen: "Ma'Ma Marihuana."

Call her a stoner, a hippie, or a junkie.

Every girl deserves a joint.

[Fred] Love your tattoos, darling.

[Nikkie] That's totally high fashion.

[Claes] The legs are quite "high".

Queen of the skinny joint.

[Fred] Lovely!

Envy Peru: "Little Miss Sunshine."

[Claes] Cloudy with a chance of drag queen.

[Nikkie] Hmm, I don't know what it is,

but I'm in the mood for cotton candy.

Everyone has gone through some tough times.

But, remember, sunshine always follows rain.

[Fred] Ooh!

Finally, a queen with a nicer waist than mine.

[Rick Paul] Give me your golden shower.

[Fred] Hey.

[Rick Paul] I'm blinded by the sun.

I'll need some "wow factor" 30.

[Fred] Factor 50...

[all] Sunblock. [laughing]

[Fred] Janey Jacké: "Water Works."

With this look, I'd like to show that

it's more important to have the sea in your plastic

than the plastic in the sea.

[Rick Paul] Plastic fantastic.

[Nikkie] Oh! I thought she gained some weight.

[all laugh]

[Claes] It's a storm and a bag of water.

[Fred] Really. [laughs]

[Claes] H2... [Fred] Ho!

Abby OMG: "Miss Bouquet."

Today, I'm proudly wearing my Pride napkin dress.

It symbolizes the napkin that wipes away the tears

due to the declining tolerance in Holland.

[Fred] That girl knows how to arrange flowers.

[Rick Paul] She needs a vase, though.

Girlfriend, your tulip is showing.

Woo!

♪ I'm sorry Forgive me ♪

Achoo!

[Fred] Miss Bouquet, your bouquet has tons of issues.

[Nikkie] It's a nice funeral arrangement.

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

[Fred] ChelseaBoy: "Weather you like it or not."

My outfit is 2020 in a nutshell.

I put on my favorite summer dress,

but the weather sucks big time.

A passing car covered me in mud.

It thought it was going to be a nice day!

[Fred] Love that storm. I'm going outside.

[Claes] This outfit blowjobs me away.

- [Fred laughs] - [Nikkie] Seriously?

[Fred] Megan Schoonbrood: "Read my Tu...Lips."

Today, I'm proudly wearing my homemade dress.

This look is inspired by the tulip fields

where I grew up.

With this outfit, I won

the National Miss 2014 competition.

[Nikkie] She's really having fun.

[Rick Paul] I see the flowers, but where are the bulbs?

[Fred laughs]

[Nikkie] Brilliant!

Everyone who checks out your boobs will be blown away.

[Claes] These breasts are brought to you by wind power.

[Fred] Sederginne: "Hay, Girl, Hay!"

This outfit is made entirely out of hay

and finished with some typical Dutch items.

I want to show that drag is more than just feathers and sequins.

[Claes] Darling, your hair looks dry.

Use some conditioner.

[Rick Paul] She's overdoing it a bit.

[Fred] Mm-hmm.

Are those clogs?

[Claes] What did they say to the bale?

- [Fred] What? - [Claes] Hey, bale.

[Fred laughs]

[Claes] I think this haystack contains a very large needle.

[both laugh]

[Fred] Madame Madness: "Dutch Cowgirl."

When I think about the Dutch countryside,

I think about what I can see from a plane.

Grass, grass, and more grass.

And cows. Moo, bitch.

[Claes] I have to ruu-minate on this.

[Rick Paul] She's really milking it!

[Nikkie] Where does a cow buy clothes?

- [Fred] Where? - [Nikkie] At the boo-tique.

[all laugh]

Boooo-tiful!

Thanks, girls, for the looks on the runway. I enjoyed them.

These girls did also.

Before we continue, I just wanted to talk

about yesterday's acting challenge.

Rick and I really enjoyed that.

Let's have a look at the final cut...

of Gooische Drags.

GOOISCHE DRAGS THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER

♪ ♪

[shrieks]

Will this ever end?

Jesus, Wilma.

Oh! You scared me to death.

With all those pills and potions.

I've had medical issues for years.

Maybe a swig will make me feel better.

What will never end, Wilma?

Wilma?

Wil-hel-mina.

Hey, Wilma.

Thanks for inviting me to your weekly get together,

to enjoy gallons of wine

and talk about other people's misery. [laughs]

[sighs] Wilhel... [clears throat]

...mina has had a nervous breakdown.

But we have some wonderful pills for that.

Darling, you look like you climaxed against your will

at an orgy with 20 guys.

[popping sounds]

The thought alone drives me wild.

Do you mind if I take Eduardo home with me?

No, Annick. Eduardo is mine.

And I'll tell you what's the matter.

My man...

is having...

an...

affair!

- I have something to confess. - [gasp]

- I'm... - [gasp]

having...

an affair... with your husband!

[gasp]

- I'm kidding. - [all scoff]

But I am his daughter!

[all gasp]

- But that's okay. - [sighs] Uh!

And since I'm his daughter,

that 38-million-dollar inheritance is mine.

[gasps] [screams]

[both screaming]

How fun. [laughs]

GOOISCHE DRAGS THE MURDERESS

- Cheers, ladies. - Cheers.

- [sighs] - Aah!

Oh!

Will this ever end?

Darling, what's the matter? You scared me half to death.

Nothing, but that's how the previous scene started.

I thought it would be fun. Ha!

Hey, bitches!

Oh, no.

Hi, Wilma.

It's Wil-hel-mina!

Be-linda! [meow]

If you are not capable of saying my name properly,

I'm throwing you out of the garden.

Huh!

- I'll put your pills here. - Thanks.

Good, because I'm about to mix things up in here.

I am...

- ...a murderess! - [all gasp]

But who is my victim?

I thought you had poached my pool boy.

I won't be able to part with him.

[Envy Peru laughs]

I see that.

Hi, handsome.

Maybe the question should be, where and when?

Okay.

Where and when?

Wait a minute, I'm just...

[pills rattling]

...going to pass out real quick.

[belches] I think it's all the excitement, girls.

[belches]

Go on.

I have something to confess.

One of you...

is my mother.

A mother who absconded with a millionaire

and left me all alone.

No!

Well, that must be me.

I am your mommy.

Runaway mommy.

- And now... - Now...

...you're going to die.

- [screams] - [screams]

Aah!

[yelling]

[yells]

Aaah!

I hope you don't think

I'm cleaning up all this garbage.

No.

Eduardo will take care of that.

After he takes care of me.

[sighs]

[cheering, laughing]

Ladies, we really enjoyed that.

But, for now...

...when I call your name, take a step forward.

Janey Jacké.

I was called first.

I'm thinking, okay...

Usually that means I'm safe.

So, I thought [gasps] I'm going to the top.

[dramatic music]

[Fred] Envy Peru.

Okay. Now, Janey and I are standing in front of Fred.

And then, I thought... is there a twist to this?

Is this a twist?

You've made it.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

You can leave the runway.

- [Janey] Thank you. - [Fred] Thank you. - Thank you.

Safe.

Safe.

Ha, ha, so happy for you.

They both thought they'd be winners.

[laughs]

But they're just safe.

I loved that frown on their faces...

...when they left the stage.

Ladies, I'm looking at the best...

and the worst this week.

Let's see what the jury thinks.

Let's start with...

Ma'Ma Queen.

To me, it's spot on.

A few weeks back, it was too much.

Then you toned it down a bit,

and now, I think it's just right.

- [Fred] Claes. - I think your outfit's couture.

[Ma'Ma] I made it myself. That means a lot.

Well done.

[Fred] Rick Paul, what about yesterday?

I loved her performance yesterday.

It was super funny. You were focused.

I enjoyed it.

[Fred] Ma'Ma Queen...

I think it's fucking fantastic! [all laugh]

I love it. The effort with the tattoos.

Very good. Abby OMG.

Yes. I loved your entrance.

But then all I saw was all those flowers on top

and almost nothing at the bottom.

I thought it looked a bit droopy.

[dropping sound]

It's a sad look again.

- You ever like droop, Nikkie? - Never.

[Fred] Rick Paul.

I feel the same about the hanging tulips

as I do about the acting challenge.

You were supposed to play a horny, over-the-top character.

I didn't really see that.

I kept telling you to go bigger.

If your tulips are limp,

do something with it as you walk.

I have a very limp tulip.

This is what I'm talking about. [laughs]

You have to watch your shoots, Miss Abby.

Next up is ChelseaBoy.

I loved your act.

The wind! It just worked. I loved it.

What I loved was that I have never seen

your face like this before.

- You are so beautiful. - Thank you.

Really great.

I'm impressed with what you've done here.

To have that chiffon dress

effortlessly look like it's blowing to one side.

- Very well done. - Thank you.

Very nice.

ChelseaBoy, how did it feel to stab Sederginne

again and again?

[yells]

It felt quite good.

- [all laugh] - [Fred] Ha, ha, ha!

Lovely. Thank you, ChelseaBoy.

- Thank you. - Megan Schoonbrood.

"Read my Tu...Lips."

- [laughs] - I thought it was a bit much.

[Megan] But that's me... too much.

- [Nikkie] That I can see. - [laughs]

It was quite evident to all of us.

[Fred laughing]

You're telling us it's you, that you're "too much."

But I didn't see that during the acting challenge.

[Fred] Thank you, Megan.

Sederginne. "Hay, Girl, Hay!"

Hay, girl! [laughs]

I like it.

Your inner comedy girl is shining through.

[Sederginne] Thank you.

When I first saw you, I thought...

Okay, comedy queen. That's fun, done.

But this is the third time,

and you have a completely different look,

and you executed it again perfectly.

Thanks. Thank you.

Madame Madness.

[mooing]

I enjoy seeing this side of you.

This is the first time I see past the beard.

That beard has always been part of the outfit with you.

Now, the spots make it blend in the whole.

- Right. - I get the concept.

The jacket is grass.

I just don't get the purse. A cow doesn't have a purse.

I wanted to add a touch of fashion.

Do you know all of the cows in Holland?

I do. It should go.

[thud] [Nikkie] There you go. See you later.

Claes.

I don't get it. And that beard...

I think it's distracting from the outfit.

It's just a very large black spot.

Madame Madness...

I love the jacket.

- Thierry Mugler? - Yes.

Girlfriend. I love it.

You're a cow.

- Yes. - Moo.

[laughs] Moo.

I would have liked to see some udder.

- It's here. - Nice.

Okay. Enough small talk.

We're going to gossip a bit.

Girlfriends, I'll see you later.

You can go backstage. Thank you.

Bye!

- [Abby] Bye! - Bye!

[Abby] Moo!

Let's hear it.

I was surprised by the critique.

They liked my performance this week.

They said they saw an improvement from last week.

Again, I don't agree with the judges.

But, there you go. It's just not a good look.

Sorry, it's just a felt jacket with a flower glued onto it.

I don't see any creativity in that look.

[Janey] I see that you took your nails off.

Can you tell me what they said?

They said my flowers looked dead,

but what you'd expect with 20 lights on me.

[Sederginne] But it is quite noticeable.

I know, they had a point.

It was too much.

Abby OMG, I can see the stress, the insecurity on her face.

I think this week might be difficult for me,

so I'm going to rehearse my lip-synching.

I just want to listen to my lip-synch song.

[Sederginne] Do you think you'll have to lip-synch?

- I know I will. - [Sederginne] Okay.

Okay, girlfriends.

Ma'Ma Queen.

Fantastic.

I think it's wonderful when you can turn weed into high fashion.

"High" fashion.

And yesterday, in the acting challenge,

she was brilliant, so funny.

Miss Abby OMG.

I thought her floral arrangement was good,

but that was all there was.

There was too much going on up top,

not enough on the bottom.

Bottom is the best.

- [gasps] - [all laughing]

It was a bit Miss Abby "Meh."

Mmm... Meh.

[Fred] Next up is ChelseaBoy.

ChelseaBoy really surprised me. That look on camera. [gasps]

That was pure genius.

I loved it.

She blew us all away with her femininity.

I was blown away by this Mary Poppins.

Next up is Megan Schoonbrood.

It looks like a Mardi Gras costume

with all that stuff stuck on.

It was a big old mess with a bunch of stuck-on tulips.

I didn't like it.

Rick Paul, how did she do on the acting challenge?

She really didn't take direction well.

When I told her to go big,

she did it once, and then she reverted.

Next up is Sederginne.

"Hay, girl, hay!"

[Rick Paul] She really is the comedy queen.

It's also in her comfort zone, especially yesterday,

when she was funny all the time, even when she improvised.

- Claes. - Yes, hay.

- Hay. - And sexy.

- [Fred] Oh! [laughs] - Yes.

That's well done, in my opinion.

Madame Madness.

Moo!

I thought it was funny. She had good timing.

I saw a lot of potential.

She had a good concept.

There is potential, but execution was lacking.

It just didn't work--

[Fred] Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Dear girls.

Welcome back.

We had a good discussion.

I came to the following conclusion.

Ma'Ma Queen.

Congratulations. You're this week's winner.

[applause]

Ma'Ma Marihuana.

I'm shocked. I can't believe I won.

Because of your fantastic runway creation

and superb acting challenge...

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

[applause]

You've won a prize worth 1.000 euros.

Makeup trolley, makeup bag and makeup product

from makeup specialist .NL.

Thank you.

Sederginne.

You...

are, of course, also safe.

- Thank you. - Congratulations. Loved it.

ChelseaBoy.

You're also staying. Naturally.

I just wanted to tell you you were great today,

and you were great in the acting challenge.

So, keep it up.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

[applause] Yay!

And then there were three queens.

Madame Madness, Megan Schoonbrood,

and Abby OMG.

Madame Madness...

Oh, oh, oh, darling. I so want to enjoy your act.

But sometimes I think, "Wake up!"

Your look is good, but not good enough.

Megan Schoonbrood.

You're "too much." I get it.

But that attitude is not always a good thing.

Abby OMG.

Oh, my God, Abby.

What's with the dress?

A real shame. You look gorgeous here,

but down here, there's nothing, besides those legs.

One of you will stay,

but you've really scraped by.

The one staying is...

...Madame Madness.

- Okay. - [Sederginne] Madness is safe.

Madame was the least prepared.

Why is she safe?

[Ma'Ma Queen] I was totally surprised she was safe.

I want Madness out.

[Fred] But you scraped by.

I noticed nobody was clapping,

and I just thought, "Whatever. I don't give a shit."

Abby, this means you're doing the lip-synch challenge.

Yeah...

I'm not liking this.

Megan and Abby...

you rehearsed a lip-synch performance today

from "Why Tell Me Why" by Anita Meyer.

This is your last chance

to convince me...

to not send you home.

I know that Megan is an iconic queen

who's been around forever.

She's an old-school queen.

And I'm a new-school queen.

So...

I know this is going to be an uphill battle.

It's all or nothing.

It is time...

to lip-synch for your life!

Good luck... and don't fuck it up.

♪ ♪

Woo!

[Fred] Yeah!

♪ Come on, people ♪

♪ Let us use our sense ♪

♪ Our time is running out ♪

♪ There ain't no doubt about ♪

♪ We can make it Try to rearrange it ♪

♪ If there's a price ♪

♪ We got to toss the dice ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Somebody tell me now ♪

♪ Believe in ♪

♪ Destiny ♪

♪ Believe in ♪

♪ Oh, humanity ♪

♪ Believe it ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll meet again ♪

♪ Somehow, somewhere, someday ♪

♪ Why, tell me why, tell me why, tell me ♪

♪ Why do I pray ♪

♪ I need to know right now, oh ♪

♪ Why, tell me why, tell me why, tell me ♪

♪ Why do I pray ♪

♪ I hope that freedom soon will come our way ♪

♪ Why, tell me why, tell me why, tell me ♪

♪ Why do I pray ♪

♪ I need a key to help me anyway ♪

♪ Why, tell me why, tell me why, tell me ♪

♪ Why do I pray ♪

♪ Somebody tell me now ♪

Woo!

- That's it. - [applause]

[Fred laughing]

I didn't look at Megan during the lip-synch.

I was focusing on myself and the judges.

It's about me, and not me and Megan.

Queens...

I have made a decision.

Abby. [dramatic music]

Dear girl, your time has not yet come.

Shantay, you stay.

Go join the other girls.

What a relief.

[laughs]

I was weak at the knees.

I was so nervous.

I really was.

Look at those buttocks.

[laughing]

Dear, dear Megan.

My girlfriend from Rotterdam.

I love you. I hate to say goodbye.

Because I enjoyed you. You're one of a kind.

You're always going to be family

to the first Drag Race Superstar.

- Congratulations. - [all] Woo! [applause]

We love you!

Sadly, for you, Drag Race is over...

for you... not for me.

Sashay away.

Or... Goodbye!

[all cheering]

I'm out of here, bitches! [laughs]

I'll see you at the line dance!

- [Fred laughs] - Woo!

[applause]

♪ Believe in ♪

I agree with the decision.

But I should have had someone else at the lip-synch battle.

It should have been Madame Madness.

I thought her look was very bad.

I'm going home with my head held high.

But I do feel somewhat bitter.

I learned to stay true to myself.

Be yourself, and you'll go far. I'm out of here.

See you. Call me.

Later.

Ladies, you're through! Congratulations!

- [all cheering] - [Fred] On to the next one!

And, of course, we're going to be congratulated

by the goddess herself.

"Condragulations," queens.

Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

[all] Amen!

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ A little bit... ♪

Hey, hey!

NEXT TIME [beep] ...bitch.

Why are you doing this to me?

It was nothing.

Be nice, especially in that outfit.

You really are a faker.

If you would put that passion into the acting challenge...

Diva Mayday!

[ChelseaBoy] The mother of the drag scene.

It breaks my heart that they're testing makeup on his...

[all screaming]

Legs.

5, 6, 7, 8. Down.

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo ♪

Bounce, little kitty. Bounce, little kitty.

Bounce, little kitty.

This is going to be a challenge.