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God dammit!
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Oh, well...
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Let me tell you something.
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Man builds...
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think about that,
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just like a beaver builds a dam or a...
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a bird builds his nest.
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That's just the...
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nature of things.
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That's just the nature of things.
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A bird...
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builds his nest...
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and the nest becomes the bird.
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Without the... without the nest,
there would be no birds.
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The bird is the nest.
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Yeah, think about that.
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These tools become the room,
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a building, the city that we live in.
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But that's not the way
God made it to be.
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He made it imperfect.
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Imperfection!
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We're all going to die.
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We can live past that,
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we can live past death by building.
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Till one day...
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you won't have to die.
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We can all line up together,
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and take a big hockity-spit...
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in God's face,
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because we would have won.
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We would have won.
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The love of my life. Hi, baby.
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Dante...
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Are you fucking kidding me?
They're fighting again?
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Maya, this is happening, like,
every other day, they're never gonna stop.
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I don't know what to do.
They're driving me crazy.
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Maya, stop it! You don't need them,
you're not a little kid anymore.
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Just leave, come here and be with me.
I'll take care of you.
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I know, but...
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I can't just leave. I'm not like you.
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You know? What if something bad happens?
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Bad? Are you kid... Look around you!
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Maya, what could be worse
than where you are, right now?
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- Maya?
- Get out of bed, asshole!
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Maya!
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Someone had a little too much to drink?
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- How old are you, Twinkie?
- 21.
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All right. Well... Looks like somebody's
gonna inherit my old fake ID later.
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Fuck! Wait. Do not post that
before I approve.
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Okay, I approve.
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- What is this?
- Honey, you're home.
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- Are you fucking kidding me, Dante?
- Hey, they say it's condemned,
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I say it's mine.
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Now, before you get all judgy,
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we put a lot of work into our place,
it's not the stuff inside...
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Yeah, and it's free.
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Free? This place is disgusting.
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A fucking studio apartment
in this city costs, like, 2,000 a month.
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Baby, listen, the three of us can't afford
a place the size of your bathroom.
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This is what kids our age have to do.
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- Is this even legal?
- Is running away from home even legal?
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Dante, I love you,
but this place is scary.
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Baby, we got lights, the shower works,
the toilets kinda work. Look at this place.
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- Would you wanna fucking go in there?
- No!
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Exactly. So why would
some criminal go in there?
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- You came here to be with me, right?
- Right.
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So let's just try this.
It's not as bad as it looks, I promise.
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Okay.
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That's my girl. Come on.
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Here you go, baby.
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All right?
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Jesus, Shyno! What the fuck, man?
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I got vents a snarling,
hyper, new, bitch bird.
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Maya, this is the super, Shynola.
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Shynola, this is my girlfriend, Maya.
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- Remember we talked about her?
- I don't remember shit!
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You got any smokes, too?
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For you, sure thing, old timer.
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And while you're at it,
I want you to run down to the store
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and get me some WD, boy!
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Four cans and some duct tape!
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- You got it.
- And some duct tape.
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And don't forget the cat, will ya?
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All right. Tomorrow?
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Tomorrow.
Go ahead and get that duct tape.
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All right, tomorrow.
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When they closed the building
down in the 70's,
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he just stayed and I don't think
he's even ever left.
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- Since the 70's?
- Yeah, he never leaves.
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He doesn't have anybody
just the building.
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He's fucking nuts though, but he keeps
the lights on, the water running,
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so we all try to go
and take care of the old guy.
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That's so sad.
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What up, weird guy?
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Don't even ask.
He never even opens his door.
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Oh, God.
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That's not as bad
as it looks. I promise.
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Baby, just one more floor!
One more floor.
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It's not that bad, though.
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You believe me?
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Okay.
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This is our beautiful door.
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Dante, Dante, Dante!
Hey, you got any cigarettes?
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I'm not coming up to you, Tess.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Hey. Please Dante... I'm Tess. I live
right upstairs with my boyfriend, Vince.
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Is this the girl you've been talking about?
He's been talking about you.
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You're gonna love it here in the building.
You're moving in, right?
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All right, Tess, give us a break.
We had a long day, okay?
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Day? Is it day?
Did you guys see Cookie outside?
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Shit!
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- Dude, did you give that junkie our smokes?
- Bro, "our smokes"?
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When a pack of cigarettes
costs 14 dollars,
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it doesn't really put you
in the driver's seat, now, does it?
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What do you think, baby?
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Not the haunted house you thought
it was from outside, right?
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Dante...
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it's awesome.
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I wanna show you something.
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It's not that big, but...
do you like it?
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Dante, it's beautiful.
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So, you're not scared?
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I mean, I was, but now
that I'm here, it's amazing.
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You're just saying that
'cause you're drunk.
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But I was drunk and scared shitless before,
and now I'm drunk and fucking psyched.
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A cocksucker, less than a voice,
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a fucking murderer,
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can learn his place under my vote.
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Then the pathetic throngs
can be swayed...
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to live in the one true order.
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My order.
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My way.
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The world that I see it,
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the way the world should be.
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Get over here.
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Come, fuck.
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That's right. That's right.
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Drink. Gorge yourself
in the master's essence.
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No! My pills!
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I had to buy those white things,
Bigfoot, I had to.
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Just the bitch, to only churn out on the pills
doesn't mean you spend my money.
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But I want my... Please!
That's why how like me, Bigfoot!
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No! Leave my pills!
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What the...?
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You think it's easy
that you walk the streets?
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That my woman suck dicks for money?
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Bigfoot?
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I didn't leave my wife and kids just so you
can waste my money, you fucking schmuck!
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Fuck! Look what you made me do!
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Jeez! I'm sorry, Bigfoot, I swear,
I won't do it ever again.
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Go make us some fucking money!
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- You bring me back my snacks. I'm hungry.
- I will. I know, I'll be good.
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I will, I'll be good.
Oh, Bigfoot, I'll be good.
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Hey, Cookie, get out of the way.
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Close that shirt.
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...local time, November 20th.
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The Intergalactic station...
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Is he here?
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- Fucking, defend me...
- Get the fuck outta here!
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Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!
It's me, man. It's cool, okay.
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Wait, wait, Cookie. Come on, it's not
like that. I just wanted to say hi.
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You sucky suck no more.
Make pee-pee on fire.
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Come on, Cookie, just... give me
the Coochie, Cookie, please.
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Thanks, Cookie. I owe you one.
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Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie...
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I love you! I love you!
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Cookie! Cookie!
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- Cookie! Cookie!
- What does it say?
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It says, it says, it says, it says...
we are getting high!
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Finished.
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I win!
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Go to Hollywood!
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- Out my way!
- Get out of bed, asshole!
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- Oh, my God!
- What are you doing?
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Who is it?
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- It's a girl.
- I'm Dante's girlfriend from upstairs.
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What's in the bags?
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Garbage. I was just throwing
my garbage away.
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And where you planning on throwing
the garbage away, love?
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In front of the building so
the garbage man can pick it up.
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The garbage man? The garbage man.
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The garbage man
that will never fucking come.
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Because no one's supposed
to be living here.
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Are those the garbage man
we're talking about?
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Sorry, I didn't...
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- She's sorry.
- She's sorry.
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She's sorry. Okay, I mean,
you mean you're sorry like...
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You're sorry that you didn't throw
all your shit in front of my building?
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It's that kind of sorry we're talking about?
Or you mean that you're sorry,
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like, when they find out
that people are living here,
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illegally, are you sorry like that?
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Is that the kind of sorry
you're feeling right now?
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Or are you sorry that
when the NYPD come here,
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with their riot gear and tear gas and throw
everybody in this fucking building out,
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into the cold, into the streets,
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I mean... are you sorry like that?
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- Don't touch me!
- Are you sorry like that?
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Are you sorry like that?
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Come here. You see that? Down there.
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That's where the garbage goes.
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Come here, come here.
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You are young...
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and you're a girl.
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This is not your fault.
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So I will show you tolerance,
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this time.
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But if the NYPD,
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Gestapo, by your actions,
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fuck with my program,
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I will not be so cordial.
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Do you understand? Okay.
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Oh, yeah! And by the way...
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don't ever speak to us again, bitch.
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Come on.
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Dante!
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What?
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- Cookie, Cookie, come on. It's me, Roxy.
- Go away!
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No, Cookie. I have to see you. Fuck it!
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Shit!
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Look, see? Me have money.
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Six! Thanks, Cookie. Jeez, thanks,
Cookie. Thanks, Cookie, thanks.
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Crazy ladyboy!
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Fuck!
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- Bigfoot!
- Did you get it?
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He gave me six. Six and four.
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Six, mazel tov, you Chinese fuck!
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- God, I'm so thirsty.
- I'm gonna go get the dick, baby.
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What the fuck is in here?
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I heard you talking about me, Roxy.
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Roxy! Baby!
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Where are you?
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Fuck! Oh, baby!
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00:28:51,143 --> 00:28:55,814
Oh! Look at your face.
You pass out again? Come here.
234
00:28:57,286 --> 00:29:01,267
Look at you.
You think I did this to you?
235
00:29:03,289 --> 00:29:05,157
Come here.
236
00:29:06,297 --> 00:29:08,026
It's gonna be all right.
237
00:29:08,126 --> 00:29:11,973
Everything's gonna be
just fine, baby. Just fine.
238
00:29:13,750 --> 00:29:15,702
Oh, my God!
239
00:29:15,802 --> 00:29:18,272
Sorry, Loki. I had to do that.
240
00:29:18,372 --> 00:29:22,507
- Those guys are gay?
- Yeah, baby. Fucking drama queens.
241
00:29:22,607 --> 00:29:26,477
It's just that they're into Hitler
instead of show tunes.
242
00:29:27,481 --> 00:29:28,813
Oh, are you okay?
243
00:29:28,913 --> 00:29:32,084
Oh, my brain feels like
it's growing inside of my skull.
244
00:29:32,907 --> 00:29:37,222
Loki, I love you,
but your brain is not growing.
245
00:29:37,322 --> 00:29:40,801
Oh, shit! I got to get to work.
246
00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:46,097
Oh, my God!
247
00:29:46,197 --> 00:29:49,301
- Loki!
- Did you see that?
248
00:29:49,401 --> 00:29:51,603
That was so punk rock!
249
00:29:51,703 --> 00:29:53,272
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
250
00:29:53,372 --> 00:29:54,807
- Yeah? Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah.
251
00:29:54,907 --> 00:29:56,275
'Cause I'm already late as it is.
252
00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:59,000
- Go, go, go.
- Yeah? Okay.
253
00:29:59,611 --> 00:30:02,279
All right, guys. I am out.
254
00:30:02,379 --> 00:30:04,682
I will see you later tonight.
255
00:30:04,782 --> 00:30:07,884
Keep an eye on the Rockstar
for me, will you?
256
00:30:08,787 --> 00:30:11,555
- Domo arigato.
- Bye, Alexa.
257
00:30:11,655 --> 00:30:14,457
- Bye, baby. Feel better.
- Later babe.
258
00:30:14,557 --> 00:30:15,960
I just cleaned the house.
259
00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:20,773
Sorry, Maya, the only job you never
finish is cleaning the house.
260
00:30:21,999 --> 00:30:24,235
Dude, my hands are tingling.
261
00:30:24,335 --> 00:30:27,746
Dude, you just projectile vomited.
262
00:30:29,139 --> 00:30:31,117
Jagermeister!
263
00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:35,278
- What is that thing?
- Oh, God! Here we go.
264
00:30:35,378 --> 00:30:36,931
This, my fair lady,
265
00:30:37,031 --> 00:30:40,919
is a 1979 bass guitar,
axe-model, Gene Simmons.
266
00:30:41,019 --> 00:30:44,789
- All right.
- Only one of 175 made.
267
00:30:44,889 --> 00:30:47,559
- That thing is sick.
- Yeah, it is.
268
00:30:47,659 --> 00:30:51,063
I won it off George Graffin back
when I was rigging the warp tour in '09.
269
00:30:51,163 --> 00:30:54,298
He means Greg Graffin from Bad Religion.
270
00:30:54,398 --> 00:30:56,735
Loki, you're such a star fucker,
you know that?
271
00:30:56,835 --> 00:31:01,473
Dude, like, I'm not a star fucker.
I mean I beat a guy with a PhD.
272
00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:03,742
Anybody can beat anybody at blackjack.
273
00:31:03,842 --> 00:31:05,909
It doesn't mean
that you're smarter than them.
274
00:31:06,009 --> 00:31:09,080
- But I have his guitar.
- Yeah, you do.
275
00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:13,960
Wait, Gene Simmons the reality show guy?
Why does he have a guitar?
276
00:31:41,111 --> 00:31:45,025
- Pizza got here.
- Good and hot.
277
00:31:46,617 --> 00:31:50,120
No, baby, you have to fold the pizza.
278
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:53,238
You know, we fold it,
so that doesn't happen...
279
00:31:53,589 --> 00:31:57,427
Hey, asshole, come over here.
I want you to go get me a band-aid.
280
00:31:57,527 --> 00:32:02,030
- Oh, my gosh! Mr. Shynola, are you okay?
- Come on, I'm okay.
281
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,909
Just get me the band-aid now.
282
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,312
Yo, Loki, we're back
with your pizza, man.
283
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,590
Loki, you're pizza's gonna get cold.
284
00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:18,246
- He's probably jerking off.
- Oh, epic.
285
00:32:18,346 --> 00:32:20,814
Don't act like you never did it.
286
00:32:20,914 --> 00:32:22,649
Where you going?
287
00:32:22,749 --> 00:32:26,585
Tess and Vince's. They're junkies so they'll
have band-aids, and needles and shit.
288
00:32:26,685 --> 00:32:29,631
For real? Real junkies.
289
00:32:41,436 --> 00:32:44,456
Yo, Vince, open up. It's Dante.
290
00:32:44,556 --> 00:32:46,733
Dante who?
291
00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:50,978
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey, chill the fuck out!
292
00:32:51,293 --> 00:32:53,188
Oh, it's that Dante.
293
00:32:53,548 --> 00:32:55,783
- Hey, Dante's here.
- Yeah, whatever.
294
00:32:55,883 --> 00:32:57,385
- Sorry, guys.
- It's okay, man.
295
00:32:57,485 --> 00:32:59,587
It's okay, man. It's no problem.
296
00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:03,374
- That's my girlfriend, Maya.
- Hi, Maya. Sorry about the gun.
297
00:33:03,474 --> 00:33:06,195
Yeah, no worries. You can tell
that's never happened before.
298
00:33:06,295 --> 00:33:08,662
Hey, you guys got band-aids for Shynola?
299
00:33:08,762 --> 00:33:10,832
- Yeah, I got a band-aid for Shynola.
- Let me see.
300
00:33:10,932 --> 00:33:12,500
- Hey, Tess.
- What's up.
301
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,401
Oh, my God! These clothes are so great.
302
00:33:15,501 --> 00:33:17,703
You guys have a really cool place, Tess.
303
00:33:17,803 --> 00:33:21,975
Yeah, you know, I'm a native New Yorker
so cool kind of comes standard.
304
00:33:22,075 --> 00:33:25,576
Yeah, Dante told me you used
to be a big model or something.
305
00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:28,939
Well, I still am a big model, I just...
306
00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:32,883
I was feeling a little stressed, overworked,
so I decided to take some time off.
307
00:33:32,983 --> 00:33:35,428
Right, 'cause you're a junkie.
308
00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,522
Vince!
309
00:33:39,222 --> 00:33:41,639
This bitch just called me a junkie.
310
00:33:41,739 --> 00:33:43,806
Oh, God!
311
00:33:45,294 --> 00:33:48,264
Oh, my God! I'm a fucking junkie.
312
00:33:48,364 --> 00:33:51,135
Tess, I'm so sorry.
I thought you were cool with it.
313
00:33:51,235 --> 00:33:53,753
- At least you guys got each other, right?
- I'm a fucking junkie.
314
00:33:53,853 --> 00:33:56,606
Thanks for the band-aids.
I gotta get these to Shynola.
315
00:33:56,706 --> 00:33:58,341
I'll tell him you hooked him up.
316
00:33:58,441 --> 00:34:02,008
Are you fucking serious?
Get over here and shut up!
317
00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:05,279
- Oh, my God! I'm so embarrassed.
- Babe, don't even worry about it.
318
00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:08,115
They're junkies, they'll probably
forget tomorrow anyways.
319
00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:09,451
I hope so.
320
00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:12,828
I'm running these over to Shynola.
I'll be back in a second.
321
00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:16,689
Hey. Loki's not really, you know...
322
00:34:16,789 --> 00:34:18,890
Yeah, go help.
323
00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:21,294
Loki, it's Maya, I'm home.
324
00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:24,595
If you think you're doing something
you shouldn't be doing if I'm home.
325
00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:27,121
Shit! Loki! Fuck.
326
00:34:27,221 --> 00:34:28,932
Dante! Dante!
327
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,845
It's okay, It's me.
328
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,846
Dante! It's me, Maya. Stop!
329
00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:43,900
Dante!
330
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,442
- Maya, what happened?
- I don't know.
331
00:34:48,051 --> 00:34:50,685
- What the fuck happened?
- I don't know. I found him like this.
332
00:34:50,785 --> 00:34:52,887
Shut the fuck up!
333
00:34:52,987 --> 00:34:57,991
- What the fuck is wrong with you, Loki?
- I don't know how I got here.
334
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,227
- You don't know?
- No, man. You guys went to get pizza.
335
00:35:02,327 --> 00:35:05,406
And I was really thirsty.
336
00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:08,199
Loki, you're on fire, man.
337
00:35:08,299 --> 00:35:13,740
Yeah, man, my brain's, like, bursting
and my eyes are, like, about to fall out.
338
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,457
You should see a doctor.
339
00:35:15,557 --> 00:35:19,412
- You ever had the chicken pox?
- That's what this is, the chicken pox?
340
00:35:19,512 --> 00:35:22,015
- Does it itch?
- Yeah, a lot.
341
00:35:22,115 --> 00:35:25,627
Fuck, man! The fucking clinic
is probably closed by now.
342
00:35:26,652 --> 00:35:28,417
We can bring him to the hospital
and give him a fake name.
343
00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:30,388
Chill, chill. I'm only sick.
344
00:35:30,488 --> 00:35:33,424
If I'm still sick tomorrow,
we can go to the hospital tomorrow.
345
00:35:33,524 --> 00:35:36,669
I mean, what difference
is a day gonna make?
346
00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:36,926
Oh, Jesus!
347
00:36:37,026 --> 00:36:39,503
Did something die in here?
348
00:36:40,162 --> 00:36:43,240
Fucking with the sewer line
again, old man?
349
00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:47,211
Call me.
350
00:37:01,684 --> 00:37:03,527
Do you smell that?
351
00:37:06,121 --> 00:37:08,700
Oh, this building.
352
00:37:11,091 --> 00:37:16,071
There is something
seriously wrong with this building.
353
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,677
Great! Finally got a TV.
354
00:37:21,901 --> 00:37:25,773
I just noticed the fucking septic tank
355
00:37:25,873 --> 00:37:28,709
nail polish removers stench
in the lobby.
356
00:37:28,809 --> 00:37:32,111
I mean, my eyes are watering.
357
00:37:32,211 --> 00:37:35,216
Oh, baby, you're still sick?
358
00:37:35,316 --> 00:37:37,918
Yeah, she said it's the chicken pox.
359
00:37:38,018 --> 00:37:40,620
Well, I don't know
but he's breaking out all over.
360
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:45,525
Oh, my poor baby got chicken pox!
361
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:47,394
Alexa, he's sick.
362
00:37:47,494 --> 00:37:51,364
Okay, I'd already done
had the chicken pox
363
00:37:51,464 --> 00:37:54,869
and you know, you can only
get them but once.
364
00:37:54,969 --> 00:37:57,645
Yeah, but what if it's not chicken pox?
365
00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:00,755
Well, then...
366
00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:07,154
All employees must wash hands
before returning to work.
367
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,450
Lord, I need a shower!
368
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:14,896
- Hey, can I help?
- Loki, you're sick dude!
369
00:38:27,234 --> 00:38:32,906
What do you plan on doing with this degree
in post-modern Literature?
370
00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:36,903
Alexa's father asks her in a...
371
00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:39,908
soul crushing but...
372
00:38:40,008 --> 00:38:44,412
ultimately accurate fashion.
373
00:38:48,221 --> 00:38:50,498
Fucking faggot.
374
00:38:51,624 --> 00:38:56,010
Hey... at least I still got
stripping to fall back on.
375
00:41:13,190 --> 00:41:16,035
Taxi! Taxi...
376
00:41:19,764 --> 00:41:21,348
Oh, shit!
377
00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:25,019
- What happened?
- Oh, dude, I think I just hit that guy.
378
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:28,773
- What guy?
- Fuck! I think I just killed that guy.
379
00:41:28,873 --> 00:41:31,388
What the fuck are we gonna do?
380
00:41:41,882 --> 00:41:44,393
My friends think I'm lying.
381
00:42:23,597 --> 00:42:25,931
You guys don't smell that?
382
00:42:26,671 --> 00:42:29,477
What's that smell in here?
383
00:42:33,822 --> 00:42:35,741
Hey, what's wrong?
384
00:42:40,112 --> 00:42:42,417
- Oh, my God, Loki!
- What the fuck, dude?
385
00:42:42,517 --> 00:42:45,717
- Alexa!
- What the fuck are you doing, man?
386
00:42:45,817 --> 00:42:48,295
Get off of me! Get...
387
00:42:48,921 --> 00:42:51,424
Loki, relax, dude!
388
00:42:51,524 --> 00:42:54,268
- Loki, calm down.
- Is he all right?
389
00:42:56,663 --> 00:42:58,831
- It's all right.
- What are you doing?
390
00:42:58,931 --> 00:43:00,867
- Get away! No!
- It's okay!
391
00:43:00,967 --> 00:43:05,746
- Loki, it's Dante. Relax, man.
- Dante, what's happening to me?
392
00:43:07,406 --> 00:43:09,673
- Alexa!
- Maya!
393
00:43:09,773 --> 00:43:12,612
- Shit, Loki, you gonna be all right, dude?
- Just go, just go.
394
00:43:12,712 --> 00:43:14,387
Fucker!
395
00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:17,790
Maya! Maya! Maya, hold on.
396
00:43:21,884 --> 00:43:24,215
Motherfucker!
397
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,994
What happened? Alexa...
398
00:43:32,094 --> 00:43:34,464
- What's wrong.
- What the fuck?
399
00:43:34,714 --> 00:43:36,930
It's locked!
400
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,901
What the fuck are these?
401
00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:41,703
Fuck, how should I know?
402
00:43:41,803 --> 00:43:45,649
Hey! Who locked the fucking gate, man?
403
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,051
We're gonna have to wait.
404
00:43:48,342 --> 00:43:50,520
What do you mean?
405
00:43:51,882 --> 00:43:56,236
- "Right back here..."
- It's Cookie. He locked the door.
406
00:43:56,336 --> 00:43:59,620
- He's gonna be an hour.
- Oh, what the fuck, Cookie?
407
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,724
Fuck! Fuck!
408
00:44:01,824 --> 00:44:07,196
Hey, Shynola! Get this fucking door open,
Shynola. I know you're in there.
409
00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:10,541
Fuck, Shynola! Hey!
410
00:44:15,636 --> 00:44:19,716
Hey, Bigfoot, Cookie locked
the fucking front gate, man!
411
00:44:23,176 --> 00:44:26,560
Hey, Bigfoot,
what's up with the axe, man?
412
00:44:31,818 --> 00:44:35,822
I heard what you said,
you were talking to Roxy.
413
00:44:35,922 --> 00:44:37,966
Where'd she go?
414
00:44:38,925 --> 00:44:42,003
Back the fuck up, Bigfoot.
I got a pipe, man.
415
00:44:43,596 --> 00:44:46,031
You're gonna need that.
416
00:44:46,131 --> 00:44:47,578
Fuck. Fuck.
417
00:44:47,678 --> 00:44:50,813
- Bigfoot!
- You bitch!
418
00:44:51,172 --> 00:44:53,607
Bigfoot! Bigfoot!
419
00:44:54,507 --> 00:44:56,635
You killed him!
420
00:44:57,035 --> 00:45:00,898
- You're the fucking killer.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait...
421
00:45:00,998 --> 00:45:03,517
What's going on? Who's locked in?
422
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:08,020
- Jesus, why is he foaming at the mouth?
- Same thing happened to Loki upstairs.
423
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,604
Jesus, Loki! Fuck!
424
00:45:10,704 --> 00:45:13,193
Are you saying...
Are we really locked in?
425
00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:16,730
Some guy, Cookie, I don't know, he locked
the door with a bunch of bicycle locks.
426
00:45:16,830 --> 00:45:18,998
- Where the fuck is Cookie?
- He's got to be here...
427
00:45:19,098 --> 00:45:21,267
Yeah, yeah. We gotta get
in touch with Cookie.
428
00:45:21,367 --> 00:45:25,872
He can't... he's gonna throw up!
He's choking to death, help! Somebody!
429
00:45:25,972 --> 00:45:29,042
Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
What is she doing? What...
430
00:45:29,142 --> 00:45:31,300
- What does it look like I'm doing?
- Put that fucking phone away.
431
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,178
- It's all right, man.
- Hey, Dante...
432
00:45:33,278 --> 00:45:34,583
Maya, please.
433
00:45:34,683 --> 00:45:37,914
What, are you fucking kidding me?
This guy's dying. I'm calling 911.
434
00:45:38,014 --> 00:45:40,032
I will come down there,
I will fucking kill you.
435
00:45:40,132 --> 00:45:42,785
- Baby, for me, do not make that call.
- Stop, stop.
436
00:45:42,885 --> 00:45:46,330
- Please just give me the fucking phone.
- Are you serious? Stop it.
437
00:45:52,462 --> 00:45:56,898
- You broke my fucking phone!
- Fuck your phone, Maya!
438
00:45:57,498 --> 00:46:00,236
Look at these fucking people!
They have shit.
439
00:46:00,336 --> 00:46:03,872
This fucking building is all they have,
it's their home.
440
00:46:03,972 --> 00:46:08,583
If you call the cops, they'll have nowhere
to live. We'll have nowhere to live.
441
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:11,046
So you'll just stand around
and let someone die?
442
00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:13,649
So you can live in this shithole for free,
are you fucking kidding me?
443
00:46:13,749 --> 00:46:16,852
- It won't be the fucking first time.
- Shut the fuck up, Gault!
444
00:46:16,952 --> 00:46:20,529
Fuck you, Rockstar! Fuck you!
445
00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:24,900
I live here too, you know.
446
00:46:25,726 --> 00:46:27,603
Fuck you!
447
00:46:40,975 --> 00:46:42,386
Fuck.
448
00:47:04,668 --> 00:47:08,347
- We gotta leave.
- Yeah, yeah. We got to...
449
00:47:18,549 --> 00:47:20,851
Maya! Maya!
450
00:47:20,951 --> 00:47:22,962
What the fuck!
451
00:47:24,155 --> 00:47:27,633
- Maya, where's Alexa and Loki?
- I don't know.
452
00:47:30,561 --> 00:47:32,805
Loki's gone.
453
00:47:34,998 --> 00:47:37,343
I looked everywhere.
454
00:47:37,701 --> 00:47:39,035
Fucking Loki.
455
00:47:39,335 --> 00:47:42,639
Watch out, man. Loki! Loki!
456
00:47:42,739 --> 00:47:47,451
- You can't fucking leave, man.
- Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
457
00:48:05,327 --> 00:48:09,026
- Where the fuck is it?
- Dante! What are you looking for?
458
00:48:09,126 --> 00:48:12,401
- My phone. We had a phone here.
- Hey, what the fuck you mean phone, man?
459
00:48:12,501 --> 00:48:15,037
You can't call fucking 911.
What about us?
460
00:48:15,137 --> 00:48:16,738
What about you, fucking junkie?
461
00:48:16,838 --> 00:48:20,057
- You gonna fucking stop me?
- Dante! Stop it! Dante!
462
00:48:21,710 --> 00:48:24,820
Right now, we have to find Loki, okay?
463
00:48:25,379 --> 00:48:28,382
I mean, it's not like
he can go anywhere, right?
464
00:48:28,482 --> 00:48:31,577
- Dante, right?
- Yeah.
465
00:48:34,555 --> 00:48:36,723
Vince, come on, man.
466
00:48:36,823 --> 00:48:39,628
You not gonna fucking apologize to me.
Where the fuck are you going?
467
00:48:39,728 --> 00:48:44,105
- The roof, he likes it up there.
- Yeah, fuck you very much, too.
468
00:48:46,899 --> 00:48:50,845
Are you...
Are you really gonna call 911?
469
00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:55,274
I don't know, Tess.
470
00:48:55,374 --> 00:48:58,385
I mean, I don't even know
what's right any more.
471
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:07,562
Come on, man.
472
00:49:16,362 --> 00:49:18,630
Loki, open up, man!
473
00:49:18,730 --> 00:49:20,533
Loki!
474
00:49:20,933 --> 00:49:23,158
I know you're up there.
475
00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:26,313
Loki, come on. It's Dante.
476
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:34,454
Where the fuck are you going, Vince?
Loki! I know you're up there.
477
00:49:35,479 --> 00:49:38,191
Loki, come on. It's Dante.
478
00:49:57,335 --> 00:49:58,584
Bigfoot?
479
00:50:35,246 --> 00:50:38,150
- Not him too?
- No, no, no. He's just dope-sick, okay?
480
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:41,108
He just needs another hit
and he's gonna be fine.
481
00:50:41,969 --> 00:50:45,314
Look, you know what?
I'll let you know if I see Loki, okay?
482
00:50:45,923 --> 00:50:47,633
All right.
483
00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:51,160
I'll be downstairs
if you need me, all right?
484
00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:53,195
Yeah, sure.
485
00:50:53,295 --> 00:50:55,755
Hey, wait! You know...
486
00:50:56,455 --> 00:50:58,600
it's okay if you call the police.
487
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,460
Well, we...
488
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,015
Vince and I...
489
00:51:03,115 --> 00:51:04,781
we'll be okay.
490
00:51:05,872 --> 00:51:07,917
Thanks, Tess.
491
00:51:14,516 --> 00:51:16,210
Fuck!
492
00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:18,393
Fuck!
493
00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:28,744
Hey, save some of that for me.
494
00:51:33,235 --> 00:51:37,805
Look at you.
You look like a rabid fucking animal.
495
00:51:37,905 --> 00:51:40,884
All my work, for what? Nothing.
496
00:51:42,076 --> 00:51:43,845
Come here.
497
00:51:43,945 --> 00:51:46,313
Thou shall not conquer...
498
00:51:46,413 --> 00:51:50,089
if thou is still a slave.
499
00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:02,662
Okay, my pet, okay?
500
00:52:02,762 --> 00:52:05,808
Let's show them
how much I've trained you.
501
00:52:06,299 --> 00:52:08,376
Let's show them.
502
00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:23,494
- Hi.
- Hi.
503
00:52:44,974 --> 00:52:47,711
Oh, Cookie's not gonna
make it back in this rain.
504
00:52:47,811 --> 00:52:49,956
What happened with Loki?
505
00:52:50,614 --> 00:52:54,084
Fuck! Alexa, we gotta
get Loki from the roof.
506
00:52:54,184 --> 00:52:58,589
Oh, Loki, is that you?
You big fucking vagina...
507
00:52:59,543 --> 00:53:01,224
Oh, my God! Tess!
508
00:53:01,324 --> 00:53:03,745
- What the fuck, Tess?
- He tried to kill me.
509
00:53:03,845 --> 00:53:06,697
- Who, Bigfoot?
- No, it's like a horror night.
510
00:53:06,797 --> 00:53:10,634
I fixed him a thing
and when I stuck a needle in his arm,
511
00:53:10,734 --> 00:53:14,915
his eyes... Oh, my God! Vince!
512
00:53:52,778 --> 00:53:57,425
- Any luck?
- No. Still no phone.
513
00:53:58,183 --> 00:54:01,396
We cannot do nothing. Fuck!
514
00:54:02,221 --> 00:54:04,992
What do you think you're doing?
We're not gonna climb out.
515
00:54:05,092 --> 00:54:07,794
- Only one of us has to do it.
- You're kidding me, right?
516
00:54:07,894 --> 00:54:11,498
- Dante, there's a fucking monsoon out there.
- Maya, I'm not gonna jump out the window.
517
00:54:11,598 --> 00:54:14,333
Loki has climbing equipment from when
he was rigging the warped tour.
518
00:54:14,433 --> 00:54:17,036
He got a harness, rope, all that shit.
519
00:54:17,136 --> 00:54:21,449
Hey, Alexa, you got Loki's
climbing equipment?
520
00:54:29,746 --> 00:54:31,392
Shit!
521
00:54:32,250 --> 00:54:34,567
- Alexa, chill the fuck out...
- Dante?
522
00:54:34,667 --> 00:54:38,859
- Yeah, it's me Dante. It's me.
- Dante, what the fuck is going on with...
523
00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:42,028
Fuck are all these things?
Where the fuck are you?
524
00:54:42,128 --> 00:54:45,690
- You can't see me?
- I just said,
525
00:54:45,790 --> 00:54:48,734
where the fuck are you?
526
00:54:48,834 --> 00:54:52,403
Okay, okay, Alexa.
Just put the fucking knife down.
527
00:54:52,503 --> 00:54:55,448
No fucking way. Are you insane?
528
00:54:55,548 --> 00:54:59,253
They're gonna kill... kill me.
529
00:55:00,879 --> 00:55:02,482
Alexa?
530
00:55:03,002 --> 00:55:06,671
Fuck! Fuck!
Run, get the fuck out of here.
531
00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:09,130
Go, go, go.
532
00:55:13,358 --> 00:55:15,596
Wiffle ball!
533
00:55:21,033 --> 00:55:22,570
- Get back in.
- I can't do it. She's in there.
534
00:55:22,670 --> 00:55:26,414
Everyone's out here,
we'll throw her out!
535
00:55:27,973 --> 00:55:30,393
- Grab her, grab her.
- No, I don't want to touch her.
536
00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:33,445
- I can't do it, please. No.
- Tess, what the fuck? Open the door.
537
00:55:33,545 --> 00:55:36,723
Fucking do it, Tess. Oh, my God!
538
00:55:38,816 --> 00:55:41,528
- Alexa?
- Loki?
539
00:55:44,022 --> 00:55:46,433
Maya! Get the fuck off of her!
540
00:56:03,207 --> 00:56:06,219
Maya, please tell me
that's you I'm holding?
541
00:56:12,283 --> 00:56:13,906
Let's go!
542
00:56:14,006 --> 00:56:17,041
Shit! Here we go. Go, go, go!
543
00:56:19,323 --> 00:56:23,428
- Oh, shit! Go up there.
- I know you can see me. Come here.
544
00:56:23,528 --> 00:56:25,962
- Fuck!
- Oh, shit, he's out!
545
00:56:26,518 --> 00:56:27,973
Come on, come on.
546
00:56:28,598 --> 00:56:31,166
Hey! Kids!
547
00:56:31,266 --> 00:56:33,170
Hey, kid!
548
00:56:33,370 --> 00:56:36,092
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
549
00:56:37,039 --> 00:56:40,443
Hey, kids, you like Bambi, kids?
550
00:56:40,543 --> 00:56:43,087
Remember what happened to his mother.
551
00:56:57,827 --> 00:56:59,303
What the fuck?
552
00:57:08,636 --> 00:57:12,841
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
553
00:57:12,941 --> 00:57:15,945
You're guts are on the floor, dude.
554
00:57:16,882 --> 00:57:21,358
You little piece of shit.
You're not taking my shit.
555
00:57:25,519 --> 00:57:27,773
You're not taking my shit, boy.
556
00:57:27,873 --> 00:57:30,996
That's my shit. That's my shit.
557
00:57:31,423 --> 00:57:32,849
Alexa!
558
00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:50,012
Please. Sir, you have
to help us, please.
559
00:57:50,112 --> 00:57:52,155
- Are you infected?
- Dude, you have to let us in.
560
00:57:52,255 --> 00:57:54,852
Have you come into contact
with any of the tap water people?
561
00:57:54,952 --> 00:57:57,218
Open the fucking door.
We're gonna die in here.
562
00:57:57,318 --> 00:57:59,152
Stay away.
563
00:57:59,252 --> 00:58:01,521
Don't come any closer.
564
00:58:02,121 --> 00:58:04,733
I see you, I see you.
565
00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:07,836
Are you real?
566
00:58:08,327 --> 00:58:11,138
God, what's happening to me?
567
00:58:42,565 --> 00:58:44,475
Oh, hi.
568
00:58:44,834 --> 00:58:46,935
Strange night?
569
00:58:47,035 --> 00:58:50,748
And this storm, jeez,
gonna tear the building down.
570
00:58:56,044 --> 00:59:00,048
Jeez, do you guys feel sort of strange?
571
00:59:00,148 --> 00:59:01,684
I'm not feeling so hot.
572
00:59:01,784 --> 00:59:05,020
- Yeah, we're fine.
- That's good.
573
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,764
What's wrong, sugar? I don't bite.
574
00:59:08,288 --> 00:59:10,633
This your new girlfriend?
575
00:59:10,733 --> 00:59:13,224
Welcome to the building, honey.
576
00:59:13,324 --> 00:59:17,515
You got a good man here.
You take care of him.
577
00:59:19,897 --> 00:59:21,833
Hello!
578
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:25,372
I'm talking to you, white girl.
You can't talk back?
579
00:59:25,472 --> 00:59:27,456
- You think you're better than me?
- Roxy, relax.
580
00:59:27,556 --> 00:59:30,110
Don't tell me to relax, I will cut you.
581
00:59:30,210 --> 00:59:34,221
I will straight cut you from ear
to motherfucking ear...
582
00:59:36,582 --> 00:59:40,387
- Gault! Open up, Gault! Gault!
- Gault! Open the fucking door!
583
00:59:40,487 --> 00:59:44,358
Gault! Open the door, dammit!
Oh, shit! Oh, my...
584
00:59:46,158 --> 00:59:47,869
Shit!
585
00:59:55,101 --> 00:59:58,879
Dude, what the fuck?
586
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:04,351
- Oh, my God, Alex! I'm so sorry.
- Look out!
587
01:00:04,475 --> 01:00:07,253
- Shit!
- What the fuck?
588
01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:13,582
- Jesus, what the fuck is this?
- That's okay. It's me, it's me.
589
01:00:13,682 --> 01:00:17,429
I think I can't tell
what's real any more.
590
01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:29,508
Entrée.
591
01:00:29,616 --> 01:00:31,367
Oh, my God!
592
01:00:31,467 --> 01:00:33,745
Oh, shit! Maya!
593
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,743
You fucking bitch! You fucking bitch!
594
01:00:40,843 --> 01:00:42,720
You fucking whore!
595
01:00:49,518 --> 01:00:50,794
Vince!
596
01:00:55,253 --> 01:00:56,458
I won.
597
01:00:56,558 --> 01:00:59,662
What did you... what did you win?
Did you get the script jobs?
598
01:00:59,762 --> 01:01:02,632
Yeah. Yeah, I won.
599
01:01:03,099 --> 01:01:06,110
- Did you get the mega millions?
- Yeah.
600
01:01:07,103 --> 01:01:09,706
Wait, Vince? Vince!
601
01:01:09,806 --> 01:01:11,674
What did we win?
602
01:01:11,774 --> 01:01:15,143
Vince! Vince!
603
01:01:15,243 --> 01:01:18,580
Oh, Vince! Vince, what did we win?
604
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,467
Vince! Vince!
605
01:01:21,567 --> 01:01:23,784
Come on, was it the mega millionth one?
606
01:01:26,254 --> 01:01:29,490
Are you trying to get me sick?
607
01:01:29,590 --> 01:01:32,235
Cover your fucking mouth!
608
01:01:34,846 --> 01:01:36,922
Oh, shit!
609
01:01:37,330 --> 01:01:41,100
Great, just fucking great!
610
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,869
Now, who's gonna hire me?
611
01:01:43,169 --> 01:01:45,218
My God, I'm so sorry.
612
01:01:49,107 --> 01:01:51,419
You're sorry?
613
01:01:51,943 --> 01:01:56,090
You ruined New York City,
you know that, right?
614
01:01:56,548 --> 01:02:00,252
You rich girls who grew up
watching Sex and the City?
615
01:02:00,352 --> 01:02:03,690
Thinking it's all Cosmos
and Jimmy Choos.
616
01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:06,226
So you get knocked up
by some investment banker,
617
01:02:06,326 --> 01:02:09,904
make him buy you a loft
in the fucking west village.
618
01:02:10,997 --> 01:02:14,600
Well, you know who used
to live in the west village?
619
01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:16,845
People like me.
620
01:02:17,102 --> 01:02:20,472
Artists, immigrants...
621
01:02:20,772 --> 01:02:24,642
Mark Twain, Jackson Pollock,
622
01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:28,154
Isadora fucking Duncan.
623
01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:33,051
Now, Manhattan's
a fucking gated community.
624
01:02:33,151 --> 01:02:35,219
And look where the little people end up.
625
01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:39,591
Here, in a fucking abandoned building,
with a knife in my face.
626
01:02:39,691 --> 01:02:44,494
While your frat boy husband, rides a city
bike through all the tour bus traffic.
627
01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:49,701
Those fucking double-deckers!
Sex in the fucking City tour buses!
628
01:02:49,801 --> 01:02:54,447
Like New York is just some
drive through safari freak show!
629
01:02:57,976 --> 01:03:01,788
- Shynola! Shynola!
- Simply amazing!
630
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:13,056
- Shynola, open up! Shynola!
- Shynola!
631
01:03:13,156 --> 01:03:15,434
Tess, stop.
632
01:03:16,325 --> 01:03:18,090
Dante?
633
01:03:19,161 --> 01:03:23,666
Oh, God! I don't know what's happening
to me! God, I'm so scared.
634
01:03:24,266 --> 01:03:26,735
I keep seeing things
that aren't there and I...
635
01:03:26,835 --> 01:03:30,948
I can't feel my face. Oh, God!
636
01:03:39,614 --> 01:03:42,225
I always wanted to fuck her.
637
01:03:42,716 --> 01:03:44,050
Oh, shit!
638
01:03:45,050 --> 01:03:48,922
- You guys just saw that?
- No, no, Bigfoot, we didn't see anything.
639
01:03:49,022 --> 01:03:54,895
Yeah, you did. You saw, I can tell.
Everybody sees everything now.
640
01:03:54,995 --> 01:04:00,134
They got little cameras everywhere.
They see you fuck your guy who's got tits.
641
01:04:00,234 --> 01:04:02,604
They see your fucking circus dick.
642
01:04:02,704 --> 01:04:05,772
- No, no. We didn't see anything?
- You gonna tell my wife?
643
01:04:05,872 --> 01:04:08,415
Gonna tell my rabbi?
644
01:04:08,515 --> 01:04:10,710
You know what I'm really like.
645
01:04:10,810 --> 01:04:13,380
You know the real me, the real me!
646
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:17,282
The real you! The real you!
647
01:04:17,382 --> 01:04:21,395
- You fucking, Jew!
- Nazis!
648
01:04:23,006 --> 01:04:25,716
Oh, shit! Fuck me!
649
01:04:30,696 --> 01:04:33,429
- Open up! Open up! Fuck!
- Over here!
650
01:04:33,529 --> 01:04:37,244
- Shit! There's no lock.
- And there's no fucking door.
651
01:04:39,747 --> 01:04:40,806
Shit!
652
01:04:40,906 --> 01:04:44,052
God, genius! Now this one
doesn't have a lock either!
653
01:04:47,513 --> 01:04:50,083
Oh, fuck! Fuck, what are we gonna do?
654
01:04:50,183 --> 01:04:52,519
- Him!
- Fuck!
655
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,396
Back the fuck off!
656
01:04:58,059 --> 01:05:00,628
Baby, baby, come here.
Get the fuck off me!
657
01:05:01,570 --> 01:05:03,905
Get the fuck away from her.
658
01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:08,102
Oh, fuck! Oh, shit!
659
01:05:08,202 --> 01:05:10,553
- No! No!
- Baby, just fucking go! Just go!
660
01:05:15,643 --> 01:05:17,487
Dante!
661
01:05:20,847 --> 01:05:22,850
Close it! Close it! Fucking close it!
662
01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:25,328
Fuck! Go, go, go.
663
01:05:46,254 --> 01:05:48,086
Oh, my...
664
01:05:48,507 --> 01:05:51,186
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit!
665
01:05:52,347 --> 01:05:53,274
Fuck!
666
01:05:56,282 --> 01:06:00,127
Fuck! Fuck! Baby,
we got to get out of here.
667
01:06:00,451 --> 01:06:02,420
Dante, over here, over here!
668
01:06:02,886 --> 01:06:04,998
Lift me up! Lift me up!
669
01:06:15,066 --> 01:06:16,776
Maya?
670
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:42,320
Help.
671
01:07:05,721 --> 01:07:07,423
Rockstar!
672
01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:12,138
Hey there, Rockstar, you and your
little fucking piece of pussy.
673
01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:21,340
Oh, fuck!
674
01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:23,883
Rockstar!
675
01:07:25,843 --> 01:07:27,854
What the fuck?
676
01:07:37,122 --> 01:07:40,186
Let's do this, Rockstar!
677
01:07:41,526 --> 01:07:46,035
Rockstar? Where the fuck did you go?
678
01:07:53,272 --> 01:07:55,024
Oh, fuck!
679
01:07:55,642 --> 01:07:59,054
- Shit!
- You fucking cocksucker!
680
01:08:18,064 --> 01:08:21,802
Are you fucking kidding me?
681
01:08:21,902 --> 01:08:27,040
You're telling me all this shit
has been there the whole fucking time?
682
01:08:29,098 --> 01:08:30,719
Oh, yeah!
683
01:08:42,521 --> 01:08:45,834
I'm gonna make you suck on this one.
684
01:08:48,329 --> 01:08:50,764
Move asshole! Get out of here now!
685
01:08:50,864 --> 01:08:52,821
- Fuck!
- Open it!
686
01:08:54,168 --> 01:08:56,212
Go, go, go.
687
01:09:01,575 --> 01:09:05,052
- Rockstar!
- Come on, back here!
688
01:09:08,146 --> 01:09:10,035
Dante! Shit!
689
01:09:10,135 --> 01:09:12,618
- I'm gonna fall through. Maya.
- Hold on, hold on.
690
01:09:12,718 --> 01:09:15,686
Get the fuck out of here
before it's too late.
691
01:09:15,786 --> 01:09:18,891
Sorry, kids, it's too late.
692
01:09:18,991 --> 01:09:22,447
- Stay back, I'm serious. Leave us alone.
- Baby, get out of here!
693
01:09:22,547 --> 01:09:25,039
I'm not leaving you.
694
01:09:26,932 --> 01:09:30,236
Dante! Dante!
695
01:09:31,047 --> 01:09:33,060
Dante!
696
01:09:38,698 --> 01:09:41,052
The garbage girl!
697
01:09:42,245 --> 01:09:45,948
Do you remember me? I'm... I'm Gault.
698
01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:48,426
Have you seen my boyfriend?
699
01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:52,545
You know, big guy, Murphy?
700
01:09:55,192 --> 01:09:59,139
That's something that you and me
have in common, right?
701
01:10:00,231 --> 01:10:02,109
Boyfriends.
702
01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:05,578
I think I did something...
703
01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:08,114
bad.
704
01:10:10,014 --> 01:10:13,544
So... bad.
705
01:10:13,644 --> 01:10:15,454
Maya!
706
01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:18,664
Stay here!
707
01:10:38,670 --> 01:10:42,540
Bleach, Drano, a couple of the household
cleaners, my own formula.
708
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,486
- Maya!
- Dante!
709
01:10:46,177 --> 01:10:48,213
Must be in the sewer.
710
01:10:48,313 --> 01:10:51,651
Your boyfriend, his eyes,
they normal like yours and mine?
711
01:10:51,751 --> 01:10:54,819
- He's fine.
- Okay, then. Good.
712
01:10:54,919 --> 01:10:57,789
This whole world,
living in its own filth.
713
01:10:57,889 --> 01:11:01,359
Beaujean, Khi Faso, Haiti
714
01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:03,193
were never like this!
715
01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,862
Before, it was just a slow death.
716
01:11:05,962 --> 01:11:09,500
Slow death? These people are crazy,
they're seeing things.
717
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:13,036
Yeah, things that want to kill them.
It's their fight or flight reflex.
718
01:11:13,136 --> 01:11:17,644
It's off the chart, the amygdala,
it's the most primal center of the brain,
719
01:11:17,744 --> 01:11:21,445
when there's a threat, you run or you
attack, you have no control over it.
720
01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:24,113
But these hallucinations...
721
01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:27,558
Well, imagine a mob of crazy people
trying to kill each other.
722
01:11:28,217 --> 01:11:31,021
What happened here tonight,
one night, one building...
723
01:11:31,121 --> 01:11:33,123
Then we have to tell someone,
the police?
724
01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:35,221
I mean, regardless of what
happens to us?
725
01:11:35,321 --> 01:11:36,960
Exactly.
726
01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:40,296
There's eight million people
just outside that wall.
727
01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:43,307
Think about that. Eight...
728
01:11:48,802 --> 01:11:50,339
Maya!
729
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,816
- Baby!
- Dante!
730
01:11:54,786 --> 01:11:58,947
- Shit! It's Loki! Come on.
- Oh, no, baby, my foot.
731
01:11:59,751 --> 01:12:01,458
Okay.
732
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,835
- Fuck, go, go, go!
- Okay.
733
01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,527
Oh, fuck!
734
01:12:20,215 --> 01:12:22,271
Oh, my God!
735
01:12:23,071 --> 01:12:24,438
What is that?
736
01:12:24,538 --> 01:12:27,250
I don't know
but it doesn't look too good.
737
01:12:31,811 --> 01:12:35,156
Oh, my God! Fuck.
738
01:12:35,864 --> 01:12:37,782
What the fuck?
739
01:12:37,882 --> 01:12:42,085
- Fuck you, Loki!
- Maya, give me the fucking knife! Go, go!
740
01:12:42,185 --> 01:12:46,265
What the fuck happened, man?
We're supposed to be stars.
741
01:12:46,924 --> 01:12:49,769
And then you had to go
and kill everybody.
742
01:12:50,895 --> 01:12:53,139
I'm not the one with the axe, man.
743
01:12:53,963 --> 01:12:56,282
For the last time,
744
01:12:56,382 --> 01:12:58,761
this is not an axe.
745
01:13:00,037 --> 01:13:03,105
This is a Gene Simmons bass guitar,
746
01:13:03,205 --> 01:13:06,718
one of only a 175 made!
747
01:13:14,316 --> 01:13:17,695
- Oh, shit!
- Dante!
748
01:13:23,657 --> 01:13:25,970
Dante! You're Ali...
749
01:13:28,131 --> 01:13:32,142
Baby, you screamed then you ran away.
750
01:13:33,502 --> 01:13:36,805
- Oh, my God!
- Maya, what's wrong?
751
01:13:36,905 --> 01:13:39,675
- I'm so sorry.
- About what? What's wrong?
752
01:13:39,775 --> 01:13:42,477
- Your eyes.
- Stop saying that, that's not funny.
753
01:13:42,577 --> 01:13:44,679
- I'm so sorry.
- Stop saying that!
754
01:13:44,779 --> 01:13:47,423
You're the crazy one, you're the killer.
755
01:13:54,890 --> 01:13:56,867
Maya!
756
01:13:58,594 --> 01:14:00,338
Maya!
757
01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:03,040
Baby!
758
01:14:09,655 --> 01:14:10,965
Maya!
759
01:14:48,379 --> 01:14:50,289
Over here!
760
01:14:51,782 --> 01:14:54,259
Help! Over here!
761
01:14:58,589 --> 01:15:02,101
Help! Help! Over here!
762
01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:05,562
- Over here! Help me, please. Help!
- License and registration?
763
01:15:05,662 --> 01:15:07,798
- Over here, yes!
- Shit!
764
01:15:07,898 --> 01:15:10,334
Yo, Mary! Jesus Christ!
How did you get in?
765
01:15:10,434 --> 01:15:13,011
Help me get out! Get me out of here.
766
01:15:14,054 --> 01:15:17,781
Shut the fuck up!
You don't understand, he's crazy...
767
01:15:36,327 --> 01:15:39,963
Where... What happened?
768
01:15:40,063 --> 01:15:44,600
What happened? Where... Where am I?
769
01:15:46,701 --> 01:15:48,781
Where's Dante?
770
01:15:59,951 --> 01:16:03,896
Help! Help me!
771
01:16:04,355 --> 01:16:07,792
Help! Get me out of here! Help!
772
01:16:08,092 --> 01:16:11,515
We have zero idea where this came from.
We don't know her name.
773
01:16:11,845 --> 01:16:14,630
She doesn't have a wallet, any ID.
774
01:16:14,730 --> 01:16:19,036
She doesn't seem to know what's real so
can't even talk to her. What do you think?
775
01:16:19,136 --> 01:16:22,181
All this can get real bad,
that's what I think.
776
01:16:22,438 --> 01:16:23,772
Listen, I want you down there.
777
01:16:23,872 --> 01:16:26,826
I want you to make sure
that the whole street is quarantined.
778
01:16:26,926 --> 01:16:29,311
We have to find out
where that sewer leads.
779
01:16:29,411 --> 01:16:30,313
Help me!
780
01:16:30,413 --> 01:16:34,017
Every supply
of re-serviced tunnel, subway,
781
01:16:34,117 --> 01:16:38,062
any known homeless population...
Oh, fuck!
782
01:16:41,938 --> 01:16:43,783
All right.
783
01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:49,097
Every resident in a four block radius
of that sewer, is under house arrest.
784
01:16:49,197 --> 01:16:51,700
Now, do not start a panic.
785
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:56,536
Somebody help!
Let go of me! Let go of me!
786
01:16:56,636 --> 01:16:59,173
Motherfucker, let go of me!
787
01:16:59,273 --> 01:17:01,575
Motherfucker, I'll kill you!
788
01:17:01,675 --> 01:17:05,354
Help! Help!
789
01:21:53,402 --> 01:21:55,906
See that store over there?
790
01:21:56,006 --> 01:21:59,274
We saved the girl in that fucking store.
791
01:21:59,374 --> 01:22:03,077
Yeah, man. Everyone's gonna know
who we are after this, brother.
792
01:22:03,177 --> 01:22:05,622
We're gonna be heroes.
793
01:22:06,180 --> 01:22:09,152
Everyone's gonna respect us.
794
01:22:09,252 --> 01:22:13,430
- You think so? Even the Captain?
- Fuck my dad!
795
01:22:14,055 --> 01:22:16,792
Let me tell you something,
that was a hot bitch! You see that girl?
796
01:22:16,892 --> 01:22:18,694
- She wasn't ugly.
- She was not ugly.
797
01:22:18,794 --> 01:22:20,793
- She wasn't ugly.
- Was not ugly.
798
01:22:20,893 --> 01:22:23,663
You know what you
never find in Missouri?
799
01:22:23,763 --> 01:22:24,966
- Hot bitches?
- Hot bitches.
800
01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:27,300
- Hot bitches.
- That's why we should work in this...
801
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:31,519
Dude, fuck Tinder, man. We're gonna surf
the sewer more often. Absolutely.
802
01:22:31,619 --> 01:22:35,849
You see what comes out of that
fucking thing? We're shitting out hot girls.
803
01:22:36,223 --> 01:22:38,844
- Thank God for that.
- Thank God.
804
01:22:38,944 --> 01:22:41,947
You know what they say? You know
what Nietzsche says about cops and God.
805
01:22:42,047 --> 01:22:45,716
What the fuck you looking at?
It's police business, move on.
806
01:22:45,816 --> 01:22:47,951
Did Nietzsche say,
"What the fuck you looking at?
807
01:22:48,051 --> 01:22:51,404
- It's police business, move on."
- No, no, he said...
808
01:22:51,504 --> 01:22:55,175
"Everyone's thankful for God
but let's be serious,
809
01:22:55,275 --> 01:22:57,073
we're all thankful for the police."
60733