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Beer and beef jerky.
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The breakfast of champions.
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Anyhoo, my name is Gary Houseman.
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I'm a guy who's done some hard living,
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and it all started with tennis.
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You know, tennis, the sport of kings.
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A game of beauty, power, grace,
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and all that other horseshit.
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I was born into a family of tennis freaks.
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I was brought up to love the game,
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whether it was played on grass, clay,
cement or on the table in our basement
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wearing only our nut-huggers.
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My dad loved tennis.
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- Regular tennis...
- Out!
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Table tennis, it didn't matter.
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Ball nicked. Point to Dwight.
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But my old man was a cheater.
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- Dwight wins.
- That's bullshit.
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I fucking own you, Gary.
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And my brother, well, he was just a dick.
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They shit on my game
every chance they had,
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and I never got a taste
of that sweet, sweet winner's jerky.
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I decided then and there
to go for something far sweeter.
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The taste of tennis glory.
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After years of climbing my way
up the tennis ladder,
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I found myself grinding it out
in the Mexican semi-pro tour,
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one small step away from the big leagues.
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But it was hot as balls,
and the prize money sucked.
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Eventually,
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the pressure kind of got to me.
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Sorry.
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Based on some on-court issues
and a minor off-court incident,
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I was booted off the tour.
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But I used my newly-found free time
to meet some new people.
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And also do some traveling.
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When I reached Nebraska, I saw a sign.
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And when my traveling companions
accidentally left me behind...
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Wait!
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It was clearly another sign.
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I bought everyone beef jerky.
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As I stood there in that lonely road,
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I realized that this was as good a place
as any for a man to reinvent himself.
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As long as I kept away from tennis
and those fuzzy yellow balls,
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everything would be fine.
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Not only that, the home prices in Nebraska
are very reasonable.
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So I became an engineer.
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A custodial engineer at Lincoln West High.
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- Nice shorts, little guy!
- Tennis sucks, dude.
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And it's all good,
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just as long as tennis
stays the hell out of my life.
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What the fuck?
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A little help?
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Why won't Lady Tennis leave me alone?
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Little help, please.
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All right, backhand drill. Let's go.
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Randy.
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That was terrible.
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Nibbins.
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No. Hey, the net's this way.
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Mike!
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Nice one. That's a winner.
All right, here we go, Nibby.
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Nibby. Watch your head.
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Playing tennis? Or is that croquet?
What are you playing?
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Don't forget to mark it on the ball.
That's number one.
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- Let's bring it in, men!
- Okay.
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Come on, Chang.
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All right, 10 laps around the court
before you take off. Let's go!
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Nibby, let's marshal here.
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- Awful big forehand.
- Pardon?
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I saw you hitting yesterday.
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You don't see strokes
like that very often.
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Yeah. Me and tennis, we go way back.
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- You want the long or the short version?
- I like them short.
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Grew up in a tennis family.
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My brother was headed for the pros
before he blew out his knee.
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According to my dad,
I never showed the same promise.
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But I was still good enough to win the top
spot on my hometown's college team.
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I only played with them briefly,
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due to a lack of support
from my teammates.
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Hey, Gary.
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Take that, you cheater!
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After leaving college,
I led a tennis journeyman's existence.
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But my career was rear-ended
by a total misunderstanding.
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What the fuck?
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Let the girl go! Let her go!
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Take me instead.
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I don't want to talk about tennis
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- right now.
- Gary!
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After that painful experience,
I fell on some dark times.
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I'll save you.
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But eventually I got my shit together.
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I found this kick-ass job, and here I am.
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Sounds like you've walked
a rocky road, friend.
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But, hell, as the old man owl says,
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"That's what puts hair on a man's balls."
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That's exactly how I see it.
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- I'm Lew Tuttle.
- Gary Houseman.
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So how's your squad looking?
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We might win one or two matches.
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Team captain, he's a real scrapper.
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Problem is, it's a big drop
from him to our two man.
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Makes it hard to compete
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against a Southpoint High slinger
like Tommy Tremble
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if he doesn't have any decent competition
in practice?
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Yeah.
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Say,
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you wouldn't happen to be free to bang
a few with him around 3:15, would you?
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No. I'm done with tennis.
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Sure, I hit a few balls yesterday,
but that was an exception.
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Maybe tennis has been good to you,
but she really did a fucking number on me.
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I will never go back to tennis.
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Ad-in.
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Get that bitch!
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Yeah! Fuck, yeah!
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He got you there, Mike!
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- Pretty prime strokes out there, Cappy.
- Thanks.
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Couple points here and there,
and I'm on the losing end of this thing.
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Great playing, men.
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Where'd you learn to hit that last one?
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I haven't seen a 'tweener
since Yannick Noah in the French.
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It's a Zen thing.
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You gotta be in the moment,
then lose your flow.
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Lose your flow?
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Hey, if you're always free at this time,
I could sure use an assistant.
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I think you'd be a hell of an asset to
this team, especially to Mike over there.
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Well, I'm a little tight on time, but I
might be able to fit it into my schedule.
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All right, everybody, listen up.
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I'm sure most of you heard
through the grapevine
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Mr. Houseman here is gonna be
our new assistant coach.
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So let's all give him
a warm Cherokee welcome.
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That's pathetic.
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Okay, everyone, let's warm up.
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Coach, I've worked out some drill patterns
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that I think
could amplify your coaching style.
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Son of a bitch!
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Look at that little dandy.
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I've told him a hundred times,
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I don't want to see
that faggy two-handed forehand shit.
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Nibby, one hand, God damn it!
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That boy doesn't have
an ounce of self-respect.
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Say, can you hold down the fort?
I gotta go take a dump.
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You bet.
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Sorry about that.
You can't come in on that like that.
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So, are you, like, the only tennis groupie
at this school or what?
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I've been around the tennis scene
a long time.
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Believe me,
I've known plenty of chicks like you.
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What I don't know is which one of
these cowboys you're banging.
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And I need to know that
so I can coach around it.
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Really?
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Actually, I'm Jenny Tuttle.
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I work in the training room after school
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and then I come down here
to catch a ride home with my dad.
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Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
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You're a Tuttle?
That's fucking awesome.
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I didn't mean to imply that you look
like some kind of slut or something.
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I guess I'm the dickhead on this one.
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- I'm Gary, by the way.
- Yeah, I know.
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- School's new janitor, right?
- And the new assistant coach.
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I take both jobs seriously.
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The school has been looking
really clean lately.
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Thank you.
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Gary, you are the man.
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It's only taken you a few short weeks
here in Lincoln to turn your life around.
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Damn, beer is good.
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Coach Tuttle has given you a shot
at tennis redemption.
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Cherish it.
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He's Simon, you're Garfunkel
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and together you're about to make
sweet tennis music.
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We've had a lot of fun
working with rhomboids,
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but I can't spend the whole term
talking about rhomboids.
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The discussion today is triangles.
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So...
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Who can tell me the difference
between an isosceles and an equilateral?
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Yeah.
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All three sides of an equilateral triangle
have the same length
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and each corner has a 60-degree angle.
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An isosceles triangle,
only two sides are the same length and...
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What's going on?
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- Mr. Tuttle's dead!
- What?
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He was just explaining isosceles
and then he bent over and he just dropped.
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I don't understand. Triangles?
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He just dropped!
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Make a path! Get out of my fucking way!
Coach down!
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What the fuck!
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- Hey!
- He's clear.
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Give me the fucking things! You know,
the things! The fucking clappers!
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- He's been gone for 20 minutes.
- Bullshit!
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You medevac in a baboon's heart
right fucking now.
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I'm sorry, sir. You have to step back.
He's gone.
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Clear a path.
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Coming through.
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Come back, Coach.
Those bright lights aren't court lamps.
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And, obviously, we're all stunned
at what happened the other day.
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Lew was the real deal.
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They broke the mold
when they made that son of a gun.
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I understand Lew appointed you
to be his assistant.
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- Yes, sir.
- Glad to hear it.
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That'll make the transition a lot easier
on the boys.
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Gary, I've appointed
Steve to be head coach.
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Unfortunately, Steve doesn't know
a thing about tennis,
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or any other sport, for that matter.
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Well, you know, actually,
badminton is very similar
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in that they both use rackets,
only instead of keeping balls aloft...
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But, he's the only faculty member
who volunteered,
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so, he's in.
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I'm sorry I couldn't promote you
to head coach, Gary.
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City rules dictate that all head coaches
have to be faculty.
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But you can make this a lot easier
on the boys by keeping up Lew's routines.
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He ran a tight ship.
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So, I want the two of you
to think of yourselves as co-head coaches.
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Amy, what are you doing here?
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- Sorry, Daddy. I had to leave school.
- What is it this time?
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I'm pregnant,
and I need money for an abortion.
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Amy, do you remember what Dr. Saxena said
about telling lies?
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But I'm not lying!
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And last month you had AIDS?
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That prostitute made me shoot up
with a dirty needle.
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I don't want my baby to have the AIDS!
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That's why I need an abortion!
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Honey, I'm in the middle
of something here.
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Why don't you wait outside with Meg and
I'll walk you back to school later, okay?
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Okay.
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That's right, sweetie, stay with me.
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- How old is she?
- Eight.
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That's a fun age.
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Anyway, this isn't football,
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so no one's gonna be overly concerned
about your record.
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Let's just try to make tennis
something these boys can fall back on
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while they deal with their coach's death.
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Well, yeah,
certainly death is not an easy...
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I disagree.
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Mr. Daubert's exactly right!
We can help these boys!
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Tennis won't die on them.
And they need to know that!
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Well, I never meant to suggest
that tennis would die on them.
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I'm just saying that
every life form expires,
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and it's not easy for other organisms
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in the vicinity of the dying party.
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- Jenny, can you get the door?
- Okay, Mom.
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Hi, Jenny. I'm so sorry.
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- I brought your family some chocolates.
- Thanks.
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- Jenny, who is it?
- The janitor.
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And the new head coach.
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Yes?
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I like them short.
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Yes?
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Hi.
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God damn it! Doesn't make any sense!
Prime of his life!
248
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I'm just worried about the boys.
249
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:58,899
Coach T. Left shoes too big
for 10 men to fill,
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and here my assistant and I...
251
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:02,235
Do you know Steve Pimble?
252
00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:04,988
I believe our eldest
had him for Chemistry last year.
253
00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:07,573
- Your eldest? Son or daughter?
- Son.
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00:16:07,657 --> 00:16:10,368
- He's a freshman at the U.
- That's great.
255
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:11,994
Will he coach tennis after college?
256
00:16:12,078 --> 00:16:16,999
I don't think so. Brad's pre-med. He's
more of an intellectual than an athlete.
257
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Yes!
258
00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:31,137
Yeah!
259
00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:34,766
Well, the world needs doctors, too.
260
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,227
Anyway, I just thought I would ask,
261
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and please stop me
if this is inappropriate timing,
262
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I was hoping that Coach T. Had some
instructional tools,
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or anything that might
help our transition.
264
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I remember that he had a student
videotape some of the matches.
265
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That would be great.
266
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Jenny, grab the sun tea off the porch
and pour Gary a glass.
267
00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,210
Down! Down! Get off!
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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So, Jenny,
I know how much you love tennis.
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And I just want you to know
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that if you ever want to hang around
at practice like you used to,
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or if you need a ride home, or anything,
just let me know.
274
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I don't love tennis.
275
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You at least like it, though, right?
276
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I like watching it, I guess.
But I don't really play.
277
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Volleyball's more my sport.
278
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- Court or sand?
- Court.
279
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,465
I'm more of a sand man, myself.
280
00:17:55,548 --> 00:17:59,677
In fact, I was partying with the Dominican
sand team down in Cabo a few years ago,
281
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and we were just completely
out of our minds on mescaline,
282
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and these two little nymphos walked by
283
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,562
and they were like,
"Show us your cocks!" You know.
284
00:18:08,185 --> 00:18:12,064
I'm sorry, Jenny, that was probably not
the most appropriate story right now.
285
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,358
So do you play on the volleyball team?
286
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:18,612
I played in junior high,
but I'm not good enough for varsity.
287
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Thanks.
288
00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:25,576
Are those Coach Tuttle's dogs?
289
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Yes, they are. Were.
290
00:18:28,163 --> 00:18:31,040
They're quite a handful,
always knocking me down.
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They're just so big.
292
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May I pet them?
293
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Whether it was on the
court or off the court, Coach T.
294
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Always had time for his kids.
295
00:18:54,145 --> 00:18:57,481
No matter if they were in his class,
on his team,
296
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or just needed someone to talk to,
297
00:18:59,317 --> 00:19:01,777
Coach T. Always made them a priority.
298
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If they needed him, he was there.
299
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He was unique, and he was an original.
300
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I want to thank you all
for being here today.
301
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Please sign the memorial book
on your way out.
302
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This will conclude our service.
303
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,933
I remember the first
time that I saw Coach T.
304
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He was on the court,
his beloved boys gathered around him.
305
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My God, what a presence!
306
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:45,311
Next day, I met him.
307
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He told me this was his year.
308
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With this group of boys,
he would end the 20-year drought
309
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and bring home the Ark of the Covenant,
the elusive Nebraska state tennis title.
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Like Moses, Coach T. Will not see
the promised land with earthly eyes.
311
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But I want him to know
that we will fight the good fight.
312
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And with the help of his guiding spirit,
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we will bring home the state trophy
to West High
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where Coach always knew it belonged.
315
00:20:17,964 --> 00:20:19,879
God bless you, Coach T.
316
00:20:21,628 --> 00:20:23,253
We will always...
317
00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:25,336
We will always...
318
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,459
God damn you, heaven, you son of a bitch!
319
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,791
We're gonna miss the shit out of you,
you old man!
320
00:20:34,498 --> 00:20:36,539
He was a good man.
321
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,911
Maybe the best.
322
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I'm sorry to interrupt.
323
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I'm Gary, the new tennis coach.
324
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May I borrow Mike for a few minutes?
325
00:22:21,368 --> 00:22:23,076
- She's really hot.
- Yeah.
326
00:22:23,201 --> 00:22:27,658
- What's her name?
- Miss Sanchez. She's from Argentina.
327
00:22:29,573 --> 00:22:31,906
- You banging her?
- No.
328
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:36,445
So I've been watching some of your
junior year work against Southpoint.
329
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:38,486
Watch this and tell me what's wrong.
330
00:22:41,692 --> 00:22:43,026
Get your damn head in the game!
331
00:22:43,109 --> 00:22:45,025
Yeah, Mike. Pull your damn head
out of your ass!
332
00:22:45,191 --> 00:22:48,149
- My approach shot was down the middle?
- No, that's fine.
333
00:22:48,232 --> 00:22:50,832
And forget that bullshit about
always approaching to the backhand.
334
00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:52,596
Down the middle takes away passing angles.
335
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,187
- My approach shot was too soft?
- That's not it.
336
00:22:55,271 --> 00:22:57,228
I should've sliced my approach
to keep it low.
337
00:22:57,311 --> 00:23:00,809
Forget the fucking approach shot!
Look at your footwork.
338
00:23:01,768 --> 00:23:04,600
You run to the net like a maniac.
You can't cut off his angles.
339
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,016
Do you know what a split-step is?
340
00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:08,181
- I'm not sure.
- I'll show you.
341
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,597
Okay, I start off to the net,
342
00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:15,137
and just as my opponent hits the ball,
I stop. Just for a second.
343
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,969
Now, I can volley in any direction.
344
00:23:17,052 --> 00:23:20,135
And if the cocksucker decides to get
tricky and throws up a lob,
345
00:23:20,343 --> 00:23:21,800
my momentum is already stopped
346
00:23:21,884 --> 00:23:25,715
and I can just back-pedal into
a Jimmy Connors sky-hook overhand.
347
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,839
End of story.
348
00:23:29,422 --> 00:23:32,171
Okay. Yeah, I'll work on that.
349
00:23:32,255 --> 00:23:34,015
Good, because
if we're gonna beat Southpoint,
350
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,043
you've got to take out
that swinging dick Tommy Tremble.
351
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:39,292
By the way, was that your dad
yelling on the tape?
352
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,292
Yeah. He's pretty competitive.
353
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:44,665
- And the boy?
- That's my little brother, Ronny.
354
00:23:44,999 --> 00:23:46,373
I've been there, man.
355
00:23:46,456 --> 00:23:47,664
You were at that match?
356
00:23:47,831 --> 00:23:51,829
No, I mean I had a dad with a cob up his
ass and a brother with a fresh mouth.
357
00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:54,411
Anyways...
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00:23:59,826 --> 00:24:03,449
Now, Miss Sanchez. Portuguese.
359
00:24:04,282 --> 00:24:07,114
Thank you for waiting.
Can I take your order, please?
360
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:12,362
Yeah, give me two cheeseburgers,
two fish sandwiches,
361
00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:17,318
three large fries
and a large strawberry shake.
362
00:24:17,401 --> 00:24:20,692
- Would you like a hot apple pie with that?
- Yeah, okay.
363
00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:24,690
Here we go, Gary.
Your first day as head coach.
364
00:24:24,773 --> 00:24:27,813
I feel awesome.
Like I'm walking on sunshine.
365
00:24:27,896 --> 00:24:30,354
And this food is so damn tasty.
366
00:24:30,895 --> 00:24:33,894
And you better believe this meal's
gonna feel twice as good coming out
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00:24:33,978 --> 00:24:35,768
as it did going in.
368
00:24:41,557 --> 00:24:45,348
Come on, guys. Bring it in, men.
Let's go, boys, bring it in.
369
00:24:48,471 --> 00:24:52,053
In my hand I hold every match score sheet
and tournament draw sheet
370
00:24:52,136 --> 00:24:54,510
this team has played in
over the past 20 years.
371
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:58,800
Seven years ago, you qualified for state
and finished in 11th place.
372
00:24:59,425 --> 00:25:02,091
Rad. That's your one and only
highlight, gentlemen.
373
00:25:02,174 --> 00:25:05,339
Anyone want to go through your low lights?
I didn't think so.
374
00:25:07,504 --> 00:25:09,837
Nibby! What is all this?
375
00:25:11,045 --> 00:25:12,502
Our records?
376
00:25:12,627 --> 00:25:15,710
- How about it, Chang?
- Crap.
377
00:25:15,793 --> 00:25:17,417
Well, I guess that's true.
378
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,583
Cappy, what the hell is all this crap?
379
00:25:20,665 --> 00:25:24,039
- The past.
- That's right! It's the past.
380
00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:27,246
Yes, it's shit. But it's past shit.
381
00:25:27,579 --> 00:25:30,203
Does anyone wanna know what I think
about all these shit showings?
382
00:25:30,286 --> 00:25:33,006
Raise your hand if you want to know
what I think about all this shit!
383
00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:08,478
- What do you think about that, Cappy?
- I'm not sure.
384
00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:12,143
A purging! That's what we need!
A fucking purging!
385
00:26:12,226 --> 00:26:14,642
We've got a little Cherokee spirit
jumping out here!
386
00:26:14,725 --> 00:26:17,266
- Come on, you feel that, Nibby?
- Yeah, yeah. I think so.
387
00:26:17,349 --> 00:26:20,140
That's what I'm talking about!
Come on! It feels good!
388
00:26:20,223 --> 00:26:21,806
A fucking fresh start, Chang!
389
00:26:21,889 --> 00:26:24,680
- Fuck, yeah!
- Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah!
390
00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:27,844
- Coach Tuttle would have understood.
- Heck, yeah.
391
00:26:27,928 --> 00:26:31,052
Sometimes we need to mold beauty
out of the clay of ugliness.
392
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:35,133
That said, I still should have immediately
cleaned the vomit off those courts.
393
00:26:37,924 --> 00:26:41,588
No problem at all. You know
I've always got time to talk football.
394
00:26:41,755 --> 00:26:44,235
I'm glad you've got confidence
in your offensive line, Jeffrey.
395
00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:45,546
That'll help me sleep at night.
396
00:26:45,629 --> 00:26:47,669
Hey, and tell your old man
he still owes me a sixer.
397
00:26:47,753 --> 00:26:49,593
It's been 20 years
and he still hasn't paid up.
398
00:26:49,618 --> 00:26:51,450
- All right, I'll tell him, Mr. D.
- Thanks.
399
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:54,583
Is this an emergency, Steve?
400
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:58,081
No, not an emergency, necessarily,
but it is about Gary.
401
00:26:58,165 --> 00:27:00,830
- He vomited.
- Good! Let's talk later.
402
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:03,913
Mr. Daubert's office.
403
00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:05,703
He's a pretty busy guy.
404
00:27:06,370 --> 00:27:08,286
I liked your energy out there today, guys,
405
00:27:08,369 --> 00:27:10,410
but energy and motivation
are only half the game.
406
00:27:10,493 --> 00:27:13,284
A lot of you boys are weak. Physically.
407
00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:16,323
Especially in those little chopsticks
you like to call legs.
408
00:27:16,407 --> 00:27:18,847
Can't do anything in tennis
if you don't have the legs for it.
409
00:27:21,738 --> 00:27:23,862
Coach P is going to jump on my back.
410
00:27:26,153 --> 00:27:28,193
Come on, Coach, go ahead.
411
00:27:29,692 --> 00:27:30,901
Get up.
412
00:27:34,982 --> 00:27:36,648
Okay, guys, pair up!
413
00:27:36,814 --> 00:27:42,771
Fifty Popeyes each. One, two, three.
414
00:27:42,937 --> 00:27:45,436
- Feel that burn, Cappy?
- Yes, Coach, I do.
415
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,684
Actually, Steve,
can you get off my back, please?
416
00:27:49,518 --> 00:27:51,558
Steve! Can you get off my back?
417
00:27:54,016 --> 00:27:55,473
What the...
418
00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,055
You guys keep going.
419
00:27:58,139 --> 00:28:00,054
It's gonna be a tough season, men.
420
00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:03,303
You're gonna have to dig deep
to make Coach T's dream a reality.
421
00:28:03,387 --> 00:28:05,636
Wipe that goddamn smile
off your face, Paul!
422
00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:07,593
I'm not talking about muff diving here.
423
00:28:07,676 --> 00:28:09,925
I'm talking about digging for the state
title!
424
00:28:14,715 --> 00:28:17,839
Come on, Chang!
Let's start off the season with a win!
425
00:28:25,793 --> 00:28:28,792
- God damn it!
- God damn it.
426
00:28:34,373 --> 00:28:35,373
Oh, boy.
427
00:28:35,831 --> 00:28:37,747
This team really sucks.
428
00:28:38,247 --> 00:28:40,746
Cappy, move your legs.
That's where the power comes from.
429
00:28:40,829 --> 00:28:42,989
Nibby, what are you doing?
What are you choking up for?
430
00:28:43,073 --> 00:28:45,513
Move your hand down the shaft.
You know how that feels, right?
431
00:28:45,572 --> 00:28:48,367
Right foot forward. All right.
Bring your arm up.
432
00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:51,532
Yeah. You know what?
Just go take a seat. It's okay.
433
00:28:54,323 --> 00:28:55,822
Jenny sure looks down.
434
00:28:55,905 --> 00:28:59,029
But, Gary, sometimes
you got to give people their space.
435
00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:02,444
And right now, you need to focus
on your second match.
436
00:29:02,861 --> 00:29:03,986
Yeah!
437
00:29:13,357 --> 00:29:17,605
Close means squat. You've got to teach
these boys to go for the damn jugular!
438
00:29:30,265 --> 00:29:32,348
- That's the win.
- Yeah, Paul!
439
00:29:32,598 --> 00:29:34,056
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
440
00:29:35,722 --> 00:29:38,221
It always feels good
to take one from behind.
441
00:29:38,304 --> 00:29:41,760
But I think we may be a player short
for making a real run at state.
442
00:29:42,177 --> 00:29:45,800
It might be time for Plan
Foreign Exchange Student.
443
00:29:45,883 --> 00:29:48,424
But you've got to admit, Gary,
the team's coming together.
444
00:29:48,507 --> 00:29:51,506
And it sure is nice to see
Jenny coming back around.
445
00:29:54,339 --> 00:29:57,088
Excuse me, Jenny. God damn this cold.
446
00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:01,169
You won't be late for dinner
if I run in here real quick, will you?
447
00:30:01,336 --> 00:30:02,585
No, I'm fine.
448
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,250
Great. I'll just be a minute.
449
00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:10,790
So, Mike, how's your
lame-ass tennis team doing?
450
00:30:10,915 --> 00:30:12,831
We're two and three now.
451
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:15,666
Right.
452
00:30:20,094 --> 00:30:22,767
- Hello, is Mike Jenson there?
- Mike.
453
00:30:23,477 --> 00:30:25,022
- Hello?
- Hey, Cappy.
454
00:30:25,273 --> 00:30:26,473
You're not gonna believe this.
455
00:30:26,526 --> 00:30:30,202
Here we got fucking Southpoint on Friday
and I got a head cold in spades,
456
00:30:30,285 --> 00:30:31,873
but I was calling to tell you the news.
457
00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:34,717
You remember that foreign exchange
student I thought I could bring in?
458
00:30:34,742 --> 00:30:35,799
The 20-year-old Swede?
459
00:30:35,883 --> 00:30:38,806
No, no, no. That fell through.
The other one. The Filipino.
460
00:30:38,974 --> 00:30:42,775
- I thought you said you were misled.
- More of a misunderstanding.
461
00:30:42,858 --> 00:30:45,865
Turns out he's the fricking junior
Ping-Pong champ of the Philippines.
462
00:30:45,949 --> 00:30:48,831
He never played tennis, but he must have
out-of-this-world hand-eye.
463
00:30:48,956 --> 00:30:50,676
He's on an overnight
layover in the tropics,
464
00:30:50,701 --> 00:30:52,301
but he'll be here in
time for Southpoint.
465
00:30:52,465 --> 00:30:55,180
I just need a damn host family.
Think he can crash at your pad?
466
00:30:57,519 --> 00:30:59,524
- I don't think so.
- Why not?
467
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:01,947
My dad doesn't like foreigners.
468
00:31:03,785 --> 00:31:05,873
All right. See you, Cappy.
469
00:31:07,544 --> 00:31:11,136
- Who the hell was that?
- It was just Coach Houseman.
470
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,682
The janitor?
471
00:31:13,851 --> 00:31:15,438
Sorry about the extended pit stop.
472
00:31:15,522 --> 00:31:19,072
- What's in the bag?
- NyQuil and some beef jerky.
473
00:31:19,198 --> 00:31:21,829
Hey, hey! Let me have that!
My germs are all over it.
474
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,212
Why did you buy condoms?
475
00:31:25,296 --> 00:31:29,473
Well... Jenny,
did Coach ever talk to you about...
476
00:31:30,517 --> 00:31:33,315
- Have you taken Health class yet?
- You don't think I know about sex?
477
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,029
No. Yeah. It's...
478
00:31:36,573 --> 00:31:38,693
- Please don't open that.
- Who are you going to hump?
479
00:31:38,718 --> 00:31:41,767
Nobody in particular.
I just realized I'm out.
480
00:31:42,505 --> 00:31:44,886
Gross! Why does it have ruffles?
481
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:48,979
Those are called ribs, Jenny,
and they're for extra pleasure.
482
00:31:49,230 --> 00:31:52,655
- These are for pervs.
- No. A lot of people enjoy...
483
00:31:52,738 --> 00:31:54,827
You know what? This is awkward, okay?
484
00:31:54,911 --> 00:31:56,871
You really shouldn't be touching that
at your age.
485
00:31:56,896 --> 00:31:58,734
And it smells funny.
486
00:32:05,437 --> 00:32:07,901
- Thanks for the ride.
- No problem.
487
00:32:09,906 --> 00:32:11,702
Yeah, I'll see you later!
488
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,296
I shouldn't even be looking.
489
00:32:16,882 --> 00:32:18,594
Fifteen will get you 20.
490
00:32:20,181 --> 00:32:21,769
Know what I mean?
491
00:32:23,230 --> 00:32:24,441
Yeah.
492
00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:27,616
So when is your dad getting back?
493
00:32:28,285 --> 00:32:31,835
When his research is going well, sometimes
he stays on campus past midnight.
494
00:32:31,919 --> 00:32:34,801
- Where's your mom?
- Visiting her sister.
495
00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:36,305
- In China?
- Omaha.
496
00:32:37,766 --> 00:32:41,107
Let's start the game. Come on.
497
00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:49,295
My grandpa used to play tennis in Hanoi.
498
00:32:50,255 --> 00:32:52,260
Okay.
499
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,841
- What the fuck you doing?
- Your flag dropped. Good game.
500
00:32:57,866 --> 00:33:01,031
Jesus H., Chang! You're not gonna win
on a technicality, are you?
501
00:33:01,116 --> 00:33:01,993
God damn it!
502
00:33:14,649 --> 00:33:17,698
- I'll spot you five minutes.
- You're too kind.
503
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,585
- Checkmate.
- That's a crock.
504
00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:24,965
You fucked me up
with all that timer horseshit!
505
00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:30,187
- What the fuck is he laughing at?
- He just likes to laugh.
506
00:33:30,271 --> 00:33:31,440
Look, Chongers.
507
00:33:31,524 --> 00:33:33,164
Now, I pulled some strings with Congo Air
508
00:33:33,189 --> 00:33:35,742
to get this Filipino kid here
in time for Friday's match.
509
00:33:35,826 --> 00:33:37,371
But I need a goddamn host family.
510
00:33:37,455 --> 00:33:40,796
- So, is your dad gonna step up or what?
- I don't know, Coach.
511
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,598
It's kind of last minute,
and my dad's not big on surprises.
512
00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:47,312
Well, shit, ask your grandpa, then.
513
00:34:11,915 --> 00:34:13,544
He says okay.
514
00:34:14,462 --> 00:34:15,841
Thank you.
515
00:34:32,131 --> 00:34:34,930
Man, I'm sick of being sick.
516
00:34:35,013 --> 00:34:37,478
But at least on the tennis front
things are looking up.
517
00:34:37,561 --> 00:34:40,401
That Filipino ringer you wrangled
is finally on his way.
518
00:34:40,652 --> 00:34:42,240
So just be Zen, Gary.
519
00:34:42,323 --> 00:34:44,328
Drink up your patented Houseman
health shake
520
00:34:44,495 --> 00:34:46,667
and let life's juices flow.
521
00:35:19,623 --> 00:35:21,712
For the love of Christ, Jones and Nibbins,
522
00:35:21,795 --> 00:35:24,134
don't fucking shy away
from the goddamn ball!
523
00:35:35,329 --> 00:35:36,790
God damn it!
524
00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:44,685
Jones! Nibbins!
525
00:35:44,769 --> 00:35:46,314
Hey, Gary! What are you doing?
526
00:35:46,398 --> 00:35:49,822
Why the fuck are you two
so scared of a little yellow ball?
527
00:35:49,907 --> 00:35:51,744
- We're not.
- I've been sitting in my house
528
00:35:51,827 --> 00:35:55,127
watching you two shy away from every
goddamn ball for the last 10 minutes!
529
00:35:55,211 --> 00:35:56,380
Tell me you haven't! Say it!
530
00:35:56,464 --> 00:35:58,803
- We haven't.
- Really?
531
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,405
- Gary...
- Not now, Coach.
532
00:36:09,496 --> 00:36:10,874
That hurt?
533
00:36:15,051 --> 00:36:17,182
Hey, hey. Hey, stop crying.
534
00:36:18,101 --> 00:36:20,816
- Nibbins, look at me. Are you hurt?
- No.
535
00:36:20,899 --> 00:36:22,695
- Jonesy, you hurt?
- No.
536
00:36:22,821 --> 00:36:24,993
You see? There's nothing to be scared of.
537
00:36:25,076 --> 00:36:27,039
It's just a little yellow ball.
538
00:36:27,123 --> 00:36:28,961
- Stings though, don't it?
- Yeah.
539
00:36:29,044 --> 00:36:30,798
Listen, when you're at the net
540
00:36:30,882 --> 00:36:33,722
and some jokester is taking target
practice at you, guess what?
541
00:36:33,848 --> 00:36:35,059
He can't hurt you.
542
00:36:35,143 --> 00:36:39,654
And if you stay on top of the goddamn net,
you can take away all his angles!
543
00:36:39,737 --> 00:36:42,703
You can see that tennis
is a game of angles, can't you?
544
00:36:42,828 --> 00:36:44,499
- Yeah.
- Okay, then.
545
00:36:47,173 --> 00:36:48,592
Sorry about that, Coach.
546
00:36:48,676 --> 00:36:49,970
Except for Jones and Nibbins,
547
00:36:50,055 --> 00:36:52,215
it looks like you got practice running
pretty smoothly.
548
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,438
Thanks.
549
00:36:53,521 --> 00:36:56,153
Don't look so worried. My fever broke.
550
00:37:02,919 --> 00:37:04,047
Attention, students.
551
00:37:04,130 --> 00:37:06,610
- Hey, how you doing?
- The harvest dance is this Friday night.
552
00:37:06,635 --> 00:37:11,107
Hey, Mr. Daubert, do you have a minute? I
need to talk to you about the tennis team.
553
00:37:11,273 --> 00:37:13,069
- Is there a problem?
- No.
554
00:37:13,696 --> 00:37:16,035
- Well, yes, sort of.
- Hey, how you doing?
555
00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:18,917
There just seems to be
some wrong things happening.
556
00:37:19,001 --> 00:37:21,801
Been some wrong things with the tennis
team for quite some time, Steve.
557
00:37:21,826 --> 00:37:24,587
As a matter of fact, they've pretty much
sucked for the last 20 years.
558
00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:27,276
- Get that History grade up, Jeffrey.
- Yes, sir, I will, Mr. D.
559
00:37:27,359 --> 00:37:29,861
- Well, that's not what I mean.
- What is it, Steve?
560
00:37:30,655 --> 00:37:34,121
Well, it's Gary. There was an incident
in front of the cross-country team.
561
00:37:34,204 --> 00:37:35,876
He was only wearing an athletic supporter
562
00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:38,173
and he was hitting the boys
with tennis balls...
563
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,760
Not the blind boy.
564
00:37:40,178 --> 00:37:44,564
No, no. He was hitting our boys. You know.
And I just thought you should know.
565
00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:45,900
I see.
566
00:37:49,241 --> 00:37:51,456
Hey, listen, if you happen
to talk to Gary about this,
567
00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:56,133
would it possible to not discuss
where you got this information?
568
00:37:56,218 --> 00:37:57,178
No problem, Steve.
569
00:37:57,429 --> 00:38:00,729
I mean, I got budget cuts up the ass,
half the football team is failing History,
570
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:03,903
and my daughter subscribes
to Leather & Bondage magazine.
571
00:38:03,987 --> 00:38:07,077
But don't worry, Steve, I'll just
drop everything and deal with this.
572
00:38:07,161 --> 00:38:09,709
Jesus, I never had you pegged
as an informer.
573
00:38:09,876 --> 00:38:11,589
Hey, how you doing?
574
00:38:12,298 --> 00:38:13,260
Okay.
575
00:38:14,930 --> 00:38:16,850
Look out, Johnny,
I hear this little fatherfucker
576
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,215
can suck the skin off a potato.
577
00:38:19,984 --> 00:38:23,117
- I gotta go to class.
- All right, butt-monkey. Go to class.
578
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,250
But don't let me catch you
eye-balling my Johnson again.
579
00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:28,673
Nibby, what the fuck?
580
00:38:28,798 --> 00:38:30,844
You just open wide
when they feed you shit?
581
00:38:30,928 --> 00:38:33,560
- Tit for fucking tat!
- He'll beat me up!
582
00:38:33,726 --> 00:38:35,773
Fucking A, Nibbins!
Don't shy away from this, too!
583
00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:37,987
- I can't.
- God damn it, Nibby!
584
00:38:38,071 --> 00:38:39,391
You don't do something right now,
585
00:38:39,474 --> 00:38:41,594
I'm gonna fucking yank you from the team,
you hear me?
586
00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:43,891
I got no fucking time for pansies!
587
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,847
Dick!
588
00:38:50,685 --> 00:38:52,522
Hey! What the fuck is going on?
589
00:38:52,607 --> 00:38:54,287
That kid just knocked
my shit on the floor.
590
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:58,371
Why you grabbing his ass, quarterback?
591
00:38:58,454 --> 00:39:01,253
You like little boys' tight assholes?
Is that it?
592
00:39:01,336 --> 00:39:03,925
Man, I know some mean muchachos
593
00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:07,184
who wouldn't think twice about putting
a dent in your little boy-loving skull
594
00:39:07,935 --> 00:39:10,985
and shoving a fucking shiv
down your dickhole.
595
00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:18,879
Hey, QB, good luck
against Creighton Prep Saturday.
596
00:39:18,963 --> 00:39:21,363
Pitch the ball every once in a while
when you run the option.
597
00:39:21,388 --> 00:39:24,351
You do know you have the option
to pitch the ball on that play?
598
00:39:24,476 --> 00:39:26,356
That's why it's called an option.
599
00:39:39,723 --> 00:39:42,646
Hello, señor Houseman. How are you today?
600
00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:47,909
Very well.
601
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:52,169
So, señor Houseman,
where did you learn to speak Spanish?
602
00:39:53,046 --> 00:39:55,512
Lived in México for a few years.
603
00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:09,003
So, I saw that we're both signed up
to chaperone that harvest dance tonight.
604
00:40:09,086 --> 00:40:10,757
- Sí. Sí. Yes, I...
- Yeah.
605
00:40:12,804 --> 00:40:16,103
You know, it's like...
Maybe you and I, we could...
606
00:40:17,398 --> 00:40:18,902
You know what I mean?
607
00:40:19,195 --> 00:40:22,077
I gotta Ping-Pong airport later.
608
00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:24,622
You know?
609
00:40:25,373 --> 00:40:26,874
Goodbye.
610
00:40:27,834 --> 00:40:29,001
Goodbye.
611
00:40:31,213 --> 00:40:32,964
It's all coming together, Gary.
612
00:40:33,047 --> 00:40:35,299
The seeds of romance have been planted.
613
00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:39,136
Now we'll see if that Filipino
Ping-Pong popper pans out.
614
00:40:44,558 --> 00:40:48,938
At least there's something to be said
for being sick and having loose stools.
615
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,649
That's it, Gary.
Get it all out of your system.
616
00:41:01,617 --> 00:41:03,869
That was just a little psych-ops mission.
617
00:41:03,952 --> 00:41:06,412
I don't know what they told you about us
in the Philippines,
618
00:41:06,496 --> 00:41:10,083
but America isn't all cream cakes
and crates of Pepsi, Maricar.
619
00:41:12,418 --> 00:41:15,421
I'm sorry you had to watch me drop a heavy
on your first night here.
620
00:41:15,838 --> 00:41:19,550
Number one singles for Southpoint,
I've got Tommy Tremble.
621
00:41:20,676 --> 00:41:23,971
Number one singles for West,
Mr. Mike Jenson!
622
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:27,182
You shouldn't have shit on our courts.
623
00:41:27,266 --> 00:41:28,466
- What?
- Don't listen to them.
624
00:41:28,491 --> 00:41:30,911
Players, the match begins now.
625
00:41:32,938 --> 00:41:37,067
This is not Ping-Pong, Maricar!
Hit over the net.
626
00:41:52,957 --> 00:41:54,167
It's over.
627
00:41:54,918 --> 00:41:59,172
- A lot of tennis to be played.
- Different year, same shit.
628
00:41:59,547 --> 00:42:01,090
Come on, Ronny.
629
00:42:04,218 --> 00:42:05,303
Damn it, Paul!
630
00:42:05,511 --> 00:42:08,597
If you're gonna be the team videographer,
I need some decent shots!
631
00:42:09,473 --> 00:42:12,851
Come on, man! Tennis Filming 101!
High angles!
632
00:42:14,102 --> 00:42:15,771
What a beautiful day.
633
00:42:16,479 --> 00:42:18,879
It was so kind of you to stop by
and get me out of the house.
634
00:42:19,107 --> 00:42:20,525
My pleasure.
635
00:42:32,954 --> 00:42:35,081
- What's Nibbins' score?
- He just went down a set.
636
00:42:35,289 --> 00:42:37,083
I've got to change the MO.
637
00:42:39,335 --> 00:42:40,878
The kid's foot-faulting!
638
00:42:41,170 --> 00:42:42,546
- Who?
- Who?
639
00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:45,757
Tommy Tremble, bro!
He's been doing it all goddamn day.
640
00:42:45,841 --> 00:42:47,968
Coach, you're out of line.
641
00:42:48,051 --> 00:42:52,389
If you have a complaint against Tommy,
I'll watch, and I'll see it.
642
00:42:52,473 --> 00:42:56,142
No wonder Southpoint never loses.
The fucking ump's on the payroll!
643
00:42:56,226 --> 00:42:58,937
That's enough, Coach.
You have five minutes to leave the match.
644
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:01,147
Fine! I'm already gone!
645
00:43:02,899 --> 00:43:05,318
- What happened?
- The old-timer tossed me out.
646
00:43:05,401 --> 00:43:07,695
Said I have five minutes
to vacate the premises.
647
00:43:08,279 --> 00:43:11,574
Bring them home, Coach.
See you at the dance later.
648
00:43:11,991 --> 00:43:13,368
Where you going, Gary?
649
00:43:13,451 --> 00:43:16,537
I'm still having some issues
with the scoring system!
650
00:43:16,621 --> 00:43:17,872
Oh, God.
651
00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:22,251
Oh, no!
652
00:43:23,252 --> 00:43:25,838
Life's nothing
unless you take some risks, Gary.
653
00:43:26,005 --> 00:43:28,924
That's why tonight
you need to let it all hang out
654
00:43:29,008 --> 00:43:32,052
and sweep Miss Sanchez
off her little Portuguese ta-Ta's.
655
00:43:40,059 --> 00:43:41,185
Hello.
656
00:43:43,312 --> 00:43:44,939
Punch.
657
00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:48,026
So, you win big matches?
658
00:43:48,151 --> 00:43:51,445
From what I saw
it wasn't looking too good, Miss Sanchez.
659
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:53,447
I'm sorry to hear that.
660
00:43:54,698 --> 00:43:57,368
You can call me Norma, señor Houseman.
661
00:43:58,452 --> 00:44:02,373
So... Hey, you want to go out there and...
662
00:44:02,456 --> 00:44:03,666
Yes?
663
00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:09,922
Thanks for the punch.
664
00:44:11,965 --> 00:44:15,218
Hello, Miss Sanchez.
You look muy Bonita this evening.
665
00:44:15,385 --> 00:44:19,347
So, maybe I could start stopping by
after school for some one-on-one tutoring.
666
00:44:21,098 --> 00:44:23,225
No. I don't like waste time.
667
00:44:24,602 --> 00:44:28,648
So, what was the final damage with
that little dingleberry Tommy Tremble?
668
00:44:29,982 --> 00:44:31,192
4-6, 5-7.
669
00:44:31,275 --> 00:44:34,695
Hey, not bad. It's not a win, but not bad.
670
00:44:35,696 --> 00:44:37,990
Jesus, Cappy,
why aren't you out in your car
671
00:44:38,074 --> 00:44:40,701
getting your dinky stinky
in some tight little cheerleader?
672
00:44:41,618 --> 00:44:43,162
What is that? Punch?
673
00:44:43,329 --> 00:44:45,456
I'm a little thirsty.
I'm gonna get myself a coffee.
674
00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:52,546
Ask someone to dance! Jesus!
It's not that hard to say, "Hey, Norma",
675
00:44:52,629 --> 00:44:54,798
"would you like to dance with me?"
676
00:44:54,881 --> 00:44:57,843
Or, you know, Sally, or Betsy.
It don't matter.
677
00:45:03,681 --> 00:45:05,433
Hey, what about her?
678
00:45:07,352 --> 00:45:10,813
- Yeah, right.
- Come on! Give it a shot. You never know.
679
00:45:10,896 --> 00:45:13,691
- But I don't know any moves.
- Moves?
680
00:45:13,816 --> 00:45:19,739
This isn't Soul Train, man.
Just get out there and explore your vibe.
681
00:45:20,030 --> 00:45:21,907
Watch. I'll show you.
682
00:46:25,635 --> 00:46:27,916
So, Jenny, I thought you were having
a great time dancing,
683
00:46:27,941 --> 00:46:31,265
but then I look over, and poof,
you're off by yourself, all sad.
684
00:46:31,348 --> 00:46:33,892
Things have just gotten really heavy,
ever since my dad died.
685
00:46:34,518 --> 00:46:36,603
- It's hard to explain.
- I get it.
686
00:46:37,854 --> 00:46:42,233
I mean, I've never lost a parent,
but I feel like I never really had a dad.
687
00:46:42,401 --> 00:46:45,737
But that's a whole other kettle of fish.
688
00:46:56,039 --> 00:46:57,290
Jenny.
689
00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:00,501
Hey.
690
00:47:04,505 --> 00:47:08,383
It's natural to want... You know?
691
00:47:08,718 --> 00:47:11,846
I mean, losing your dad, and I'm older...
692
00:47:12,888 --> 00:47:14,473
I know I'm sexy.
693
00:47:16,391 --> 00:47:18,727
It's just been really hard without him,
you know?
694
00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:23,690
Oh, hell.
695
00:47:28,194 --> 00:47:29,654
There you go.
696
00:47:33,199 --> 00:47:36,119
Jenny, I don't think
we should be doing this.
697
00:47:38,662 --> 00:47:40,915
It's really not a good idea.
698
00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:44,210
I'm sorry.
699
00:47:47,296 --> 00:47:49,507
Breathe into the pain, Jenny.
700
00:47:50,883 --> 00:47:52,843
Breathe into the pain.
701
00:47:52,926 --> 00:47:54,427
Jesus!
702
00:47:58,431 --> 00:47:59,850
Fucking guy.
703
00:48:02,602 --> 00:48:08,858
Coach Tuttle's Rottweilers! Knock it off!
Hey, Amy. Mr. D! How you doing?
704
00:48:10,735 --> 00:48:13,154
- May I have a word, Gary?
- Sure.
705
00:48:13,237 --> 00:48:14,637
I was just informed you were caught
706
00:48:14,662 --> 00:48:16,496
dry-humping Jenny Tuttle
at the school dance.
707
00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:17,867
Who told you that damn lie?
708
00:48:17,950 --> 00:48:20,161
It was an anonymous phone call, Gary.
Do you deny it?
709
00:48:20,244 --> 00:48:22,079
Of course not!
710
00:48:22,329 --> 00:48:24,809
If you say you got an anonymous
phone call, then I believe you.
711
00:48:24,834 --> 00:48:28,210
No, I mean do you deny
dry-humping Jenny Tuttle at the dance?
712
00:48:28,294 --> 00:48:30,087
God, yes!
713
00:48:30,254 --> 00:48:33,174
- I'm suspending you from the team.
- Because of an anonymous phone call?
714
00:48:33,257 --> 00:48:36,009
Look, Gary, I like you.
You've got cojones.
715
00:48:36,092 --> 00:48:39,846
- Fish?
- No. Balls. Big ones.
716
00:48:39,971 --> 00:48:41,557
But the shit keeps rolling downhill.
717
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,475
My ex-wife, these budget cuts,
and this damn fall Sports meeting...
718
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:46,799
But, we just got to win one out of the
next three matches
719
00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:47,854
and we qualify for state.
720
00:48:47,938 --> 00:48:50,481
Then we make Coach Tuttle's dream
a reality.
721
00:48:50,565 --> 00:48:52,733
I just can't be dealing
with a loose cannon now, Gary.
722
00:48:52,817 --> 00:48:54,152
I'm sorry.
723
00:48:56,696 --> 00:49:00,991
Maricar! Inside! Inside!
724
00:49:01,701 --> 00:49:04,203
Damn it, Gary, this is exactly
what I'm talking about!
725
00:49:04,369 --> 00:49:06,009
I thought he was staying with the Changs.
726
00:49:06,034 --> 00:49:10,788
So did I! His grandpa was on board.
But his dad is not a team player.
727
00:49:11,836 --> 00:49:14,171
Let's go, Amy! Stop playing with the dogs!
728
00:49:18,592 --> 00:49:20,344
Who got dry-humped, Daddy?
729
00:49:23,763 --> 00:49:25,432
So it's really not a big deal.
730
00:49:25,515 --> 00:49:28,017
Actually, I wanted to focus more
on my custodial duties,
731
00:49:28,101 --> 00:49:31,062
so the timing of this thing
is pretty good.
732
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:35,691
- Pretty good.
- But why were you suspended, Coach?
733
00:49:35,774 --> 00:49:38,694
Hey, I've got some weekend
hallway buffing to do.
734
00:49:47,870 --> 00:49:50,038
Let's go. Come on.
735
00:49:51,539 --> 00:49:53,000
Come on, let's go.
736
00:49:54,209 --> 00:50:00,215
Well, you guys should probably pair up
and do some volleys or something.
737
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,801
If you have to know, Nibbins,
I got caught in the girls' bathroom
738
00:50:03,885 --> 00:50:07,889
finger-blasting Mike's Spanish teacher
at your oh-so-precious harvest dance!
739
00:50:07,972 --> 00:50:10,224
Is that what you wanted to hear, Nibbins?
740
00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:14,187
Sorry.
741
00:50:16,023 --> 00:50:17,900
You guys will be fine without me.
742
00:50:19,027 --> 00:50:19,986
Cappy?
743
00:50:22,031 --> 00:50:24,158
You could've been a champion.
744
00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:42,515
- One, two, three, four,
- One, two, three, four,
745
00:50:42,598 --> 00:50:45,144
- five, six, seven...
- five, six, seven...
746
00:50:49,858 --> 00:50:51,068
Fore!
747
00:51:04,961 --> 00:51:06,254
Move it!
748
00:51:07,047 --> 00:51:09,092
- Sit the fuck down!
- Out of the way, jerk!
749
00:51:09,175 --> 00:51:13,889
Fuck the Huskers! Fuck football!
Fuck all you fuckers!
750
00:51:14,014 --> 00:51:17,728
- You big fucker!
- Not the face! Ear!
751
00:51:40,048 --> 00:51:44,220
Maricar? What are you doing here?
Is Gary here?
752
00:51:45,347 --> 00:51:46,932
Gary? Are you in there?
753
00:51:49,519 --> 00:51:50,645
Gary?
754
00:51:51,062 --> 00:51:52,606
So you're just gonna run away?
755
00:51:54,108 --> 00:51:56,653
I told your dad
that I'd bring home his state title.
756
00:51:57,654 --> 00:51:59,490
Now I've lost my team,
757
00:52:00,324 --> 00:52:03,328
and broken my promise to the only man
who ever gave me a helping hand.
758
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,749
My dad's gone
and now you're leaving me, too.
759
00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:10,171
You're a damn quitter,
Gary, and I hate you.
760
00:52:25,857 --> 00:52:27,193
Awful big forehand.
761
00:52:27,276 --> 00:52:30,112
Hey, if you're always free at this time,
I could sure use an assistant.
762
00:52:31,323 --> 00:52:33,659
I think you'd be a hell of an asset
to this team.
763
00:52:33,742 --> 00:52:35,244
I like them short.
764
00:52:40,210 --> 00:52:41,419
I just wanted one!
765
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,008
One goddamn stick of winner's jerky.
766
00:52:46,092 --> 00:52:47,760
I'm so sleepy.
767
00:53:03,656 --> 00:53:04,950
Dig deep, Gary.
768
00:53:05,033 --> 00:53:06,660
Come on, Coach.
769
00:53:10,999 --> 00:53:13,753
- It's time to change the mold.
- Fuck me.
770
00:53:19,551 --> 00:53:21,930
It's beautiful, isn't it?
771
00:53:24,767 --> 00:53:26,144
I love you.
772
00:53:33,987 --> 00:53:35,156
Daddy?
773
00:53:38,118 --> 00:53:41,955
It doesn't take a Ph.D. In dreamology
to know what that was all about, Gary.
774
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,280
You got to get back on the team
775
00:53:43,305 --> 00:53:45,419
if they're going to have a chance
at tennis glory.
776
00:53:45,502 --> 00:53:48,589
It's also clear you need Jenny and Maricar
to help make it happen.
777
00:53:49,716 --> 00:53:51,635
I just don't see where...
778
00:53:51,718 --> 00:53:53,470
Wait. Found it!
779
00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:56,934
It feels a lot worse than it looks.
780
00:53:57,017 --> 00:53:59,813
- So have you talked to Gary lately?
- No. Have you?
781
00:53:59,896 --> 00:54:03,317
I kind of got mad at him yesterday.
I feel bad. He was really down, but...
782
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,321
Well, he hasn't said a word to me
since Coach Pimble took over.
783
00:54:06,404 --> 00:54:08,615
- How's it going with Pimble?
- Sucks.
784
00:54:08,699 --> 00:54:12,412
I mean, we were all pumped
about being one win from making state,
785
00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,583
and now we're all bummed out
about being one win from making state.
786
00:54:16,084 --> 00:54:18,503
So I saw you dance with Molly Sharpe
the other night.
787
00:54:19,254 --> 00:54:21,340
Is it nice and tight,
or all loose and floppy?
788
00:54:22,508 --> 00:54:23,634
I don't...
789
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:24,720
Floppy?
790
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:28,350
You know, I didn't...
791
00:54:28,475 --> 00:54:30,686
Molly and I are just friends, and...
792
00:54:31,061 --> 00:54:34,482
Your shoe. You should keep it
nice and tight to avoid blisters.
793
00:54:36,651 --> 00:54:38,028
Right.
794
00:54:39,029 --> 00:54:40,698
Nice. Nice call.
795
00:54:42,158 --> 00:54:44,245
Well, I should get back to practice.
796
00:54:45,497 --> 00:54:48,792
Hey, by the way, you were looking pretty
prime at the dance.
797
00:54:49,210 --> 00:54:50,544
Prime?
798
00:54:55,635 --> 00:54:58,514
So, boys, I know we've had
a couple of really tough losses,
799
00:54:58,597 --> 00:55:00,757
but I don't think
you're hitting the balls hard enough.
800
00:55:00,808 --> 00:55:04,855
So I think we should do some push-ups,
you know? Get stronger.
801
00:55:04,938 --> 00:55:07,483
Coach Houseman said
tennis players should never do push-ups.
802
00:55:07,566 --> 00:55:08,610
Why not?
803
00:55:08,777 --> 00:55:11,446
Is there any chance Coach Houseman
will come back?
804
00:55:11,530 --> 00:55:13,408
I think we should just focus
on the push-ups.
805
00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:20,375
Everybody down.
806
00:55:21,501 --> 00:55:23,337
Maricar, everybody.
807
00:55:24,798 --> 00:55:29,178
Hey. Hey, buddy? Lower to the ground,
there, and you're gonna push up...
808
00:55:29,261 --> 00:55:30,513
God damn it.
809
00:55:31,932 --> 00:55:35,061
Coach P. Should know better
than to make them do push-ups.
810
00:55:35,144 --> 00:55:39,024
The last thing a tennis player needs
are man-tits obstructing his strokes.
811
00:55:39,191 --> 00:55:41,277
I feel better than I can ever remember.
812
00:55:41,485 --> 00:55:43,863
Coach Tuttle may well be
skin-walking in my body.
813
00:55:44,656 --> 00:55:47,910
Miss Sanchez! I'm really glad to see you.
814
00:55:48,328 --> 00:55:51,582
- I wanted to ask you for a favor.
- I hear rumor, señor Houseman.
815
00:55:51,665 --> 00:55:55,045
I hear the kids whisper
that you lose your whistle because of me.
816
00:55:55,587 --> 00:55:58,174
They say we play
the sexy fingers at dance.
817
00:55:59,884 --> 00:56:01,470
- Kids!
- Did you say this?
818
00:56:01,553 --> 00:56:02,638
No!
819
00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:06,434
Yes. I'm sorry.
820
00:56:06,518 --> 00:56:10,106
I made up that stupid story as an excuse
for getting suspended from the team.
821
00:56:10,189 --> 00:56:12,525
Well, this very stupid.
It's no nice for me
822
00:56:12,609 --> 00:56:15,739
and my reputation
as good teacher and good coach.
823
00:56:15,822 --> 00:56:18,325
You're definitely right. I'm really sorry.
824
00:56:18,575 --> 00:56:20,344
And it's interesting
that you're bringing up coaching,
825
00:56:20,369 --> 00:56:23,009
because I wanted to ask you a favor
regarding your volleyball team.
826
00:56:23,039 --> 00:56:24,416
You know Jenny Tuttle, right?
827
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,795
Yes, I know Jenny Tootle.
She quit my volleyball tryout last year.
828
00:56:27,879 --> 00:56:29,839
Would you ask her to try out
for this year's team?
829
00:56:29,882 --> 00:56:33,344
She's had a rough year, and it would mean
a lot to her, and her father.
830
00:56:33,762 --> 00:56:37,099
Okay, señor Houseman. Maybe I do this.
831
00:56:38,058 --> 00:56:41,355
- But no more stories, okay?
- Done. Thank you.
832
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,322
I like the sexy fingers.
833
00:57:01,005 --> 00:57:02,883
What's happening here?
834
00:57:15,148 --> 00:57:16,400
Jenny.
835
00:57:17,193 --> 00:57:19,404
- Gary?
- Yeah.
836
00:57:20,989 --> 00:57:23,827
- What are you doing in here?
- Replenishing the tampon dispenser.
837
00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:26,288
- Would you like one?
- No, thanks.
838
00:57:26,371 --> 00:57:27,832
On the house.
839
00:57:30,126 --> 00:57:33,339
I'm sorry about last night.
I understand if you hate me.
840
00:57:34,506 --> 00:57:37,720
I don't hate you, Gary.
I like you, that's why I was upset.
841
00:57:37,803 --> 00:57:40,098
That's good to hear,
because I need to ask for a favor.
842
00:57:40,181 --> 00:57:42,501
You said that Mr. Daubert
and your mom are friendly, right?
843
00:57:42,526 --> 00:57:43,310
Yeah.
844
00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:46,233
Do you think you could get your mom
to talk to him about reinstating me?
845
00:57:46,258 --> 00:57:48,679
Yeah, I'll ask her to.
846
00:57:50,319 --> 00:57:53,448
- I'm glad you're no quitter, Gary.
- Me, too.
847
00:58:05,255 --> 00:58:08,718
Yes, I believe her when she says
Gary didn't make a move on her.
848
00:58:09,135 --> 00:58:11,889
But that's not the point, Phyllis.
Gary's a loose cannon.
849
00:58:11,972 --> 00:58:15,018
If he screws up,
it's my cojones on the chopping block.
850
00:58:16,102 --> 00:58:19,482
I know in my heart
it's what Lew would have wanted.
851
00:58:22,193 --> 00:58:23,862
Can you feel it?
852
00:58:25,114 --> 00:58:26,824
Yes, I think I can.
853
00:58:27,951 --> 00:58:31,622
Look, the point is, the tennis team
is obviously causing problems.
854
00:58:31,831 --> 00:58:34,334
So, why don't we just cancel
the rest of their season
855
00:58:34,418 --> 00:58:37,672
and funnel their budget into the
football team's sideline mist system
856
00:58:37,755 --> 00:58:39,716
that we supposedly can't afford?
857
00:58:39,966 --> 00:58:42,679
- Yeah!
- Yeah! I don't like tennis! Or golf.
858
00:58:42,762 --> 00:58:46,391
All right, people, settle down.
Settle down. Look...
859
00:58:46,475 --> 00:58:48,728
Okay, Maricar. Again.
860
00:58:52,775 --> 00:58:57,113
I rob Couch Hoseman.
861
00:58:58,199 --> 00:59:00,535
"I love Coach Houseman!"
862
00:59:00,785 --> 00:59:03,581
I lub Hooch Cooseman.
863
00:59:03,664 --> 00:59:06,876
Do we have any tennis boosters here
who care to make a comment?
864
00:59:19,101 --> 00:59:22,981
Okay. Steve, want to add something here?
865
00:59:29,530 --> 00:59:32,994
Well, you know, I don't think
we've been doing that badly.
866
00:59:33,077 --> 00:59:35,037
We've actually won quite a few matches,
867
00:59:35,122 --> 00:59:38,083
and the boys seem to be learning
a lot about sportsmanship.
868
00:59:39,127 --> 00:59:41,755
And as far as Gary's suspension goes,
869
00:59:42,923 --> 00:59:48,264
well, the boys actually seem to miss him.
I think they looked up to him quite a bit.
870
00:59:50,307 --> 00:59:53,520
He's prone to outbursts,
but his heart is in the right place.
871
00:59:53,603 --> 00:59:54,605
Come to think of it,
872
00:59:54,688 --> 00:59:57,275
I think we made a pretty damn good
coaching duo.
873
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,403
Let's watch the language, Steve.
874
01:00:00,237 --> 01:00:05,869
"I love Coach Houseman."
875
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:11,040
I rob House Couchman.
876
01:00:15,084 --> 01:00:16,710
- "I..."
- I...
877
01:00:17,336 --> 01:00:19,296
- love...
- love...
878
01:00:19,963 --> 01:00:22,173
- Coach...
- Coach...
879
01:00:22,256 --> 01:00:24,925
- Houseman.
- House-cinnamon.
880
01:00:26,009 --> 01:00:28,678
So I suggest we give them
one final chance to perform
881
01:00:28,761 --> 01:00:31,096
by reinstating Gary as assistant.
882
01:00:31,305 --> 01:00:32,806
If they fail to qualify for state,
883
01:00:32,889 --> 01:00:35,058
we'll cut the team
and give the money to football.
884
01:00:35,141 --> 01:00:37,726
- Any objections?
- Why are we still talking about tennis?
885
01:00:37,810 --> 01:00:39,977
Good Lord! Can we move on to football?
886
01:00:40,061 --> 01:00:42,729
Now, you've scheduled
an away game at Scottsbluff.
887
01:00:42,813 --> 01:00:45,148
Now, that's seven hours away...
888
01:00:46,232 --> 01:00:51,778
I rub Crotch Horseman!
889
01:01:00,409 --> 01:01:03,494
I think we're actually gonna do it!
I think we're gonna make state!
890
01:01:03,578 --> 01:01:06,956
Play it cool, Steve.
Making state's not that big of a deal.
891
01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:09,708
You got to learn to start
setting higher goals.
892
01:01:13,001 --> 01:01:15,962
Yeah! We're going to state, baby!
893
01:01:16,045 --> 01:01:18,672
Oh, my hammy.
894
01:02:04,664 --> 01:02:07,750
Jesus, Nibby! I set you up perfectly!
895
01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:09,753
Why the hell didn't you accept
a groin-muscle rub
896
01:02:09,837 --> 01:02:11,463
from a sexy girl like Jenny Tuttle?
897
01:02:11,546 --> 01:02:13,045
I don't know. I just didn't.
898
01:02:13,129 --> 01:02:14,463
Were those jocks right?
899
01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:16,631
- Are you some kind of fag?
- No.
900
01:02:16,797 --> 01:02:19,759
Hey, if you are, you are.
It's not the end of the world.
901
01:02:20,425 --> 01:02:21,885
But you're in the ninth grade.
902
01:02:21,968 --> 01:02:24,303
You've got plenty of time
in the future for gay sex.
903
01:02:24,387 --> 01:02:27,222
If you want to come out of the closet,
great. If not, that's fine, too.
904
01:02:27,305 --> 01:02:30,349
Play it cool, man. Just do your own thing.
905
01:02:30,474 --> 01:02:32,643
When you get to college,
then have your cock-fest.
906
01:02:32,726 --> 01:02:35,728
But I don't think that I'm gay.
907
01:02:36,687 --> 01:02:39,606
Hell, you can still have sex
while you're in high school.
908
01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:42,441
Just spin her over and pretend
you're pumping some dude.
909
01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:44,234
- But I...
- Come on. We're on.
910
01:02:44,317 --> 01:02:49,113
- Go, Cherokees, go! Go, Cherokees, go!
- Go, Cherokees, go! Go, Cherokees, go!
911
01:02:49,988 --> 01:02:51,490
And this makes five years in a row
912
01:02:51,573 --> 01:02:54,199
that our football warriors
have qualified for state.
913
01:02:54,284 --> 01:02:55,284
What's up?
914
01:02:55,367 --> 01:02:58,578
Let's give them one more Cherokee cheer!
915
01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:14,256
I almost forgot. Our tennis team
qualified for state as well,
916
01:03:14,339 --> 01:03:17,550
so let's give them a round of applause,
shall we?
917
01:03:22,137 --> 01:03:23,638
I'll take it from here.
918
01:03:33,103 --> 01:03:35,021
Allow me to introduce to you
919
01:03:35,104 --> 01:03:36,897
public enemy number one,
920
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:39,441
Southpoint High's Tommy Tremble.
921
01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:41,693
And now meet the team
who's gonna take him down.
922
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,986
Your Cherokee Tennis starting lineup!
923
01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:47,405
And let's not forget
the man behind the scenes,
924
01:03:47,488 --> 01:03:51,283
Coach Steve "The Bunsen Burner" Pimble.
925
01:03:53,409 --> 01:03:58,038
And I'm Coach Gary Houseman,
the guy who's guaranteeing everyone here
926
01:03:58,121 --> 01:04:02,916
that you've just been introduced to the
next Nebraska state tennis champions!
927
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:05,168
And tomorrow I expect
each and every one of you
928
01:04:05,376 --> 01:04:08,420
to call in sick and come
support our squad!
929
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:32,187
Bitch!
930
01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:47,031
The pep rally was a total success.
Total success.
931
01:04:47,156 --> 01:04:48,866
My only concern is
where Mike's head is at.
932
01:04:48,950 --> 01:04:50,200
Is he ready to win?
933
01:04:50,284 --> 01:04:52,952
Ready to be a champion? Be a man?
934
01:04:53,036 --> 01:04:55,579
Maybe Coach P. And I
should have a word with him.
935
01:04:58,915 --> 01:05:02,584
Coach, I don't think
we should be giving alcohol to a minor.
936
01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:05,545
- Why not? You an informer?
- No! No way!
937
01:05:05,629 --> 01:05:09,256
Actually, I probably shouldn't be drinking
a beer the night before state.
938
01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:12,299
You two need to fucking relax.
It's just a beer.
939
01:05:12,884 --> 01:05:14,968
This is exactly why I
called you here, Cappy.
940
01:05:15,469 --> 01:05:18,138
- To drink a beer?
- To be a man.
941
01:05:18,763 --> 01:05:22,724
- By drinking a beer?
- Yes, by drinking a fucking beer!
942
01:05:23,099 --> 01:05:24,868
By understanding
that you're not going to be intimidated
943
01:05:24,893 --> 01:05:26,935
by that little piece of shit
Tommy Tremble.
944
01:05:27,019 --> 01:05:28,979
Well, I don't think I've been intimidated.
945
01:05:29,146 --> 01:05:30,826
Well, you haven't beaten him yet,
have you?
946
01:05:30,851 --> 01:05:33,190
He's just a kid. And you're a man.
947
01:05:33,274 --> 01:05:38,235
And that's why you gotta drink a fucking
beer. Because you are a fucking man.
948
01:05:54,914 --> 01:05:58,167
Hey, Gary, I thought you said it was
going to be just us three here tonight.
949
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:01,252
- We got to hide this stuff.
- It's all good, Coach.
950
01:06:04,421 --> 01:06:05,380
Hi.
951
01:06:06,088 --> 01:06:08,882
- Hello, boys. I'm Steffi Nash.
- No, it's "Graf"!
952
01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,300
Whatever.
953
01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:14,887
You gotta take that thing off.
We got ourselves a first-timer here.
954
01:06:14,970 --> 01:06:16,055
Okay.
955
01:06:19,557 --> 01:06:20,724
Tunes.
956
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,686
No, this is who you need to focus on.
957
01:06:31,649 --> 01:06:34,818
Okay. Gary,
I think I'm just gonna head out.
958
01:06:34,984 --> 01:06:37,861
No way. Just stay for one song and a beer.
959
01:06:38,071 --> 01:06:39,530
Don't set a puss example for Cappy.
960
01:06:39,613 --> 01:06:42,156
We're trying to make a man of him,
for Christ's sake.
961
01:07:03,672 --> 01:07:05,674
Feels awesome, doesn't it?
962
01:07:22,102 --> 01:07:23,144
Yeah.
963
01:07:23,561 --> 01:07:25,063
I'll change the tape.
964
01:07:25,146 --> 01:07:28,482
Hey, Coach? I think I got to get going.
965
01:07:28,607 --> 01:07:31,817
- We have her for another 20 minutes.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
966
01:07:31,943 --> 01:07:33,235
Proud of you, Cappy!
967
01:07:36,028 --> 01:07:38,114
Why don't you take those pants off?
968
01:07:39,573 --> 01:07:41,407
I left my comb in my car.
969
01:07:42,325 --> 01:07:44,118
Sweet dreams, Coach.
970
01:07:47,204 --> 01:07:51,665
All right, Steffi Nash. Buckle up
that strap-on and let's get weird.
971
01:07:51,749 --> 01:07:53,458
Okay, sweetie.
972
01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:07,927
Okay! I'm definitely bleeding!
Oh, God, I've got puncture wounds! Gary!
973
01:08:08,511 --> 01:08:11,221
State. It's a two-day
tournament, gentlemen.
974
01:08:11,388 --> 01:08:14,431
You can't win it on the first day,
but you can sure as hell lose it.
975
01:08:14,515 --> 01:08:17,225
We've got to start strong
and finish even stronger.
976
01:08:18,059 --> 01:08:21,395
Okay, when we get out of the van,
nobody goes to the bathroom, nobody talks.
977
01:08:21,478 --> 01:08:23,397
We go straight into our pattern. Got it?
978
01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:26,315
Let these babies fly during our pattern.
979
01:08:26,774 --> 01:08:28,859
When you all get out,
leave the doors open.
980
01:08:28,942 --> 01:08:31,277
Let's see if this baby rocks.
981
01:09:01,674 --> 01:09:04,968
Damn it, Coach P! Get them up! Up!
982
01:09:08,805 --> 01:09:09,805
Attaboy, Coach.
983
01:09:09,888 --> 01:09:11,598
That's what I'm talking about.
984
01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:16,101
Up top, Cappy!
985
01:09:23,065 --> 01:09:24,905
How long before you do
one of my boys' rackets?
986
01:09:24,930 --> 01:09:27,526
Got this one, plus two more I'm doing
for Tommy Tremble,
987
01:09:27,609 --> 01:09:30,361
so I'd say about an hour.
988
01:09:30,528 --> 01:09:31,968
These don't have any broken strings.
989
01:09:31,993 --> 01:09:35,824
For big tournaments,
Tommy likes fresh strings each morning.
990
01:09:35,907 --> 01:09:38,409
- Fucking prima Donna.
- Mom's kind of hot.
991
01:09:42,204 --> 01:09:43,246
Yes!
992
01:10:11,475 --> 01:10:12,726
Great day today, guys.
993
01:10:12,809 --> 01:10:15,103
Good match, Chongers.
I'll see you at home, Maricar.
994
01:10:15,186 --> 01:10:16,770
Nice job, Paul.
995
01:10:16,854 --> 01:10:20,065
Hey, Cappy, hold up a minute.
We surprised a lot of people today.
996
01:10:20,148 --> 01:10:21,774
But it's day two that counts.
997
01:10:21,858 --> 01:10:25,235
You beat Tommy, and tomorrow
we make Coach T's dream a reality.
998
01:10:25,319 --> 01:10:29,655
Hey, Coach? Why do you respect
Coach Tuttle so much?
999
01:10:29,864 --> 01:10:32,699
I mean, I think he was a nice guy
and everything,
1000
01:10:33,408 --> 01:10:36,202
but you seem to really look up to him.
1001
01:10:36,702 --> 01:10:40,413
Cappy, if God didn't exist,
1002
01:10:41,289 --> 01:10:43,249
would you invent him?
1003
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,126
I'm not sure. Why?
1004
01:10:47,585 --> 01:10:51,088
Never mind. Doesn't matter.
God does exist.
1005
01:10:51,171 --> 01:10:55,091
And Coach Tuttle really was a good man.
Maybe the best.
1006
01:10:57,093 --> 01:10:58,761
You're gonna do great tomorrow.
1007
01:11:28,575 --> 01:11:32,411
Coach, will you run them through
warm-ups? I gotta use the head.
1008
01:11:34,121 --> 01:11:35,747
Yeah, okay.
1009
01:11:35,830 --> 01:11:37,999
Okay, boys.
Don't forget your tennis rackets.
1010
01:11:38,874 --> 01:11:40,709
Or your balls. Tennis balls.
1011
01:11:41,293 --> 01:11:43,795
- Hey, old timer, how you doing?
- Pretty good.
1012
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:44,962
Good.
1013
01:11:45,046 --> 01:11:47,839
Well, looks like you got your hands full
with Tommy's rackets already.
1014
01:11:47,923 --> 01:11:48,924
Yeah.
1015
01:11:49,007 --> 01:11:52,218
We're warming up next to Southpoint.
If you want, I can drop it off for you.
1016
01:11:52,302 --> 01:11:55,179
- Sure. Saves me a trip.
- Good.
1017
01:12:00,474 --> 01:12:04,144
Hey, so the guys are outside warming up.
They seem pretty confident.
1018
01:12:04,227 --> 01:12:06,270
I got to tell you, Mike is really...
1019
01:12:06,437 --> 01:12:08,064
Hey, are those Tommy's rackets?
1020
01:12:08,147 --> 01:12:09,907
I need you to guard the door
for two minutes,
1021
01:12:09,932 --> 01:12:11,191
don't let anybody in.
1022
01:12:11,274 --> 01:12:13,401
- What's going on?
- Jesus, Steve! Listen!
1023
01:12:13,484 --> 01:12:15,920
- Watch the fucking door!
- What are you doing with those rackets?
1024
01:12:15,945 --> 01:12:17,279
Forget about the fucking rackets,
1025
01:12:17,362 --> 01:12:20,531
and for once this season, step up
and make a tangible fucking contribution!
1026
01:12:20,614 --> 01:12:22,324
Can you do that?
1027
01:12:28,787 --> 01:12:30,414
Tangible contribution?
1028
01:12:45,092 --> 01:12:47,218
Gary, what's happening here?
1029
01:12:52,055 --> 01:12:55,433
Brian saw you in the locker room
shaving my strings, Gary!
1030
01:12:55,516 --> 01:12:56,809
You're a fucking cheater, man!
1031
01:12:56,892 --> 01:12:58,227
I didn't shave your strings!
1032
01:13:02,646 --> 01:13:04,522
Okay, so I shaved a few strings.
1033
01:13:08,234 --> 01:13:10,361
- Fucking cheater, man!
- Fucking cheater, man!
1034
01:13:21,202 --> 01:13:24,287
- The hell were you doing in there, man?
- Nothing.
1035
01:13:24,538 --> 01:13:25,873
- But Tommy's rackets...
- Hey.
1036
01:13:25,956 --> 01:13:29,333
Relax. I didn't do anything
to the rackets.
1037
01:13:29,834 --> 01:13:31,460
I just needed to clear my head.
1038
01:13:48,973 --> 01:13:50,682
I couldn't find Tommy anywhere.
1039
01:13:50,767 --> 01:13:53,477
Yeah, I figured.
He was in here looking for his rackets.
1040
01:13:53,644 --> 01:13:55,478
You must have just missed him.
1041
01:13:55,561 --> 01:13:58,355
Well, I'll just leave his sticks
here, then. Sorry about that.
1042
01:14:01,316 --> 01:14:02,483
Nice young man.
1043
01:14:02,567 --> 01:14:06,153
I can't believe Nibby and Jones.
They didn't shy away once!
1044
01:14:11,323 --> 01:14:15,786
Okay. Get your mind off of
señorita Tight-ass and stay focused.
1045
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,328
- I am focused.
- Good.
1046
01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:24,458
- I bet she's got puffy nipples.
- What's that?
1047
01:14:24,875 --> 01:14:26,794
- Nothing.
- Coach?
1048
01:14:29,046 --> 01:14:32,464
- Do you think I can win?
- Of course I do.
1049
01:14:32,673 --> 01:14:38,136
No, I mean do you really think it?
It's just... I don't know.
1050
01:14:40,554 --> 01:14:42,264
Look at me, Cappy.
1051
01:14:42,389 --> 01:14:44,724
Don't you fucking worry
about what I think,
1052
01:14:44,808 --> 01:14:48,143
or your dad thinks,
or Tommy little-peckerwood Tremble thinks.
1053
01:14:48,226 --> 01:14:50,103
Worry about how deep you're gonna dig.
1054
01:14:50,187 --> 01:14:52,229
Worry about not leaving that goddamn court
1055
01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:54,523
until you've donated a pint
of AB fucking Negative
1056
01:14:54,606 --> 01:14:56,232
to the green fucking pavement out there!
1057
01:14:56,441 --> 01:14:57,984
Whether you can win or not.
1058
01:14:58,068 --> 01:15:00,110
Worry about that when it's over.
1059
01:15:00,194 --> 01:15:04,155
- Got it?
- Yeah. Thanks, Coach.
1060
01:15:10,327 --> 01:15:11,869
He's never gonna win.
1061
01:15:24,963 --> 01:15:27,923
Gentlemen. Two out of three sets.
1062
01:15:28,048 --> 01:15:32,510
If you split the first two, you'll receive
a 15-minute break before the final set.
1063
01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:36,805
This match will determine
which team takes home the state title.
1064
01:15:37,806 --> 01:15:39,474
- Any questions?
- No.
1065
01:15:39,599 --> 01:15:40,975
Okay. Begin!
1066
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:50,691
Let's go, Tommy!
1067
01:15:50,774 --> 01:15:52,192
Settle down.
1068
01:15:57,279 --> 01:15:58,614
Take it to him, Mike!
1069
01:16:07,495 --> 01:16:08,662
Deuce.
1070
01:16:11,331 --> 01:16:12,290
- Sweet!
- Yeah!
1071
01:16:13,041 --> 01:16:16,043
- Out!
- What? It was on the line!
1072
01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:20,713
The call stands.
Too close to overrule. Advantage Tremble.
1073
01:16:21,506 --> 01:16:22,757
Jesus Christ!
1074
01:16:23,549 --> 01:16:27,677
Whose dick do we have to suck
to get some fucking calls around here?
1075
01:16:27,761 --> 01:16:32,014
That's a warning, Coach. Next rule
violation will be a point penalty.
1076
01:16:34,932 --> 01:16:37,393
Easy, big fellow. Easy.
1077
01:16:39,645 --> 01:16:44,273
Quiet down, please.
Quiet, please. Thank you.
1078
01:16:52,863 --> 01:16:57,867
That's it, Cappy! No free points!
Not today! No free points!
1079
01:16:57,950 --> 01:16:59,201
Game Tremble.
1080
01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:04,121
The score for first set tie-breaker
is now five serving five.
1081
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:09,208
Shit! What the fuck?
1082
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,545
Have some respect for the game, please!
1083
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:16,506
Warning, Southpoint.
Next violation will be a point penalty.
1084
01:17:16,589 --> 01:17:17,590
Cappy!
1085
01:17:19,425 --> 01:17:21,427
Stand inside the service
box for the return.
1086
01:17:21,510 --> 01:17:24,554
His serve will hit my feet!
No way. It's set point.
1087
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:28,015
Am I the fucking coach of this team
or not? Do it!
1088
01:17:31,475 --> 01:17:32,560
Go for it, Tommy!
1089
01:17:32,643 --> 01:17:35,603
Five serving six. Set point, West.
1090
01:17:39,731 --> 01:17:40,774
Out!
1091
01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:43,443
Damn it, Tommy! Don't kill it!
Just get it in!
1092
01:17:43,526 --> 01:17:45,653
Second service.
1093
01:17:51,574 --> 01:17:52,575
Yes!
1094
01:17:53,826 --> 01:17:56,119
First set goes to Lincoln West.
1095
01:18:05,335 --> 01:18:08,545
Game Tremble.
Southpoint leads four games to one.
1096
01:18:08,628 --> 01:18:10,797
Come on, keep that leg loose, Cappy!
1097
01:18:11,715 --> 01:18:14,592
Set point, Southpoint.
1098
01:18:21,055 --> 01:18:23,098
Second set goes to Tremble.
1099
01:18:23,181 --> 01:18:27,142
Players, you've got 15 minutes
before the final set.
1100
01:18:28,060 --> 01:18:29,061
Hey!
1101
01:18:29,769 --> 01:18:31,089
What the hell happened out there?
1102
01:18:31,114 --> 01:18:34,148
- His leg's cramping.
- Looks more like menstrual cramps!
1103
01:18:34,232 --> 01:18:35,233
Let's stay positive!
1104
01:18:35,316 --> 01:18:37,442
Mike's gonna get
this bastard in the third.
1105
01:18:37,525 --> 01:18:38,965
You actually think he can beat Tommy
1106
01:18:39,026 --> 01:18:41,821
after shitting all over the court
the whole second set?
1107
01:18:42,446 --> 01:18:44,155
Nobody's shitting on anybody's courts!
1108
01:18:44,239 --> 01:18:45,919
I don't know what match you were watching,
1109
01:18:45,944 --> 01:18:48,117
- but from where I was standing, it sure...
- Hey!
1110
01:18:48,242 --> 01:18:51,203
I'm about to play the biggest set of
tennis of my whole fucking life.
1111
01:18:51,286 --> 01:18:52,371
Is that okay with you, Dad?
1112
01:18:52,454 --> 01:18:55,581
Or would you like me to run away
like you do when things get tough?
1113
01:19:01,753 --> 01:19:03,545
Pretty impressive back there, Cappy.
1114
01:19:03,629 --> 01:19:05,589
I don't think I could have said that
to my dad.
1115
01:19:07,090 --> 01:19:10,217
- Thanks, Coach.
- It's no good. Your legs are burning up.
1116
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:11,980
We've got to get your core body temp down.
1117
01:19:13,928 --> 01:19:16,680
- Take your clothes off.
- What?
1118
01:19:16,847 --> 01:19:19,975
Come on! Hurry! We only have
a few minutes. You need a cold shower.
1119
01:19:20,058 --> 01:19:22,268
- No, no, I don't...
- No time to argue.
1120
01:19:22,351 --> 01:19:25,896
- Okay! Okay, I'll do it.
- Hurry!
1121
01:19:33,527 --> 01:19:37,196
You get back out there, you get to the net
every point. Chip and charge.
1122
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:39,990
You don't have the legs
to work the baseline.
1123
01:19:40,073 --> 01:19:41,949
- Okay.
- Constant pressure.
1124
01:19:42,033 --> 01:19:45,536
Come in tight and cut off his angles.
Make him play our game.
1125
01:19:45,619 --> 01:19:47,788
Show him how the big boys play hardball.
1126
01:19:47,871 --> 01:19:48,829
Okay.
1127
01:19:48,914 --> 01:19:49,914
Cappy, you pull this off,
1128
01:19:49,955 --> 01:19:52,917
I'll pay Steffi Nash to let you do her
up the poo.
1129
01:19:54,251 --> 01:19:56,294
That's enough. We're late.
1130
01:20:02,382 --> 01:20:05,217
- Cappy!
- Jesus, Coach!
1131
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:07,470
You can't put those sweaty clothes
back on.
1132
01:20:07,554 --> 01:20:08,806
They're weighing you down.
1133
01:20:09,264 --> 01:20:11,600
- Wear mine.
- Oh, no. No, no, Coach!
1134
01:20:11,684 --> 01:20:15,064
- Please, don't make me do that.
- Don't make it weird, Cappy.
1135
01:20:15,230 --> 01:20:18,819
This is state, God damn it!
You need fresh clothes! Put them on!
1136
01:20:18,902 --> 01:20:21,906
- Those aren't fresh!
- They're fine! Let's go!
1137
01:20:23,283 --> 01:20:24,702
Put them on.
1138
01:20:30,876 --> 01:20:32,087
Oh, God.
1139
01:20:48,441 --> 01:20:50,026
Game, West.
1140
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,793
Game, Southpoint.
1141
01:21:17,438 --> 01:21:19,816
Shit! Jenny, we need a trainer!
1142
01:21:20,275 --> 01:21:22,820
- How long for an injury time-out?
- Three minutes.
1143
01:21:22,904 --> 01:21:26,033
If your player cannot
continue, it's a default.
1144
01:21:28,202 --> 01:21:31,165
- Is he still locked up?
- Yeah, he is.
1145
01:21:31,415 --> 01:21:32,542
Shit!
1146
01:21:33,418 --> 01:21:35,546
God damn it! We got a man down out there
1147
01:21:35,629 --> 01:21:37,815
and you guys are just sitting around
tossing each other's salads?
1148
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,600
- What should we do?
- Well, Jesus H., Chang!
1149
01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:41,887
You're so ever-loving smart,
figure it out!
1150
01:21:41,970 --> 01:21:43,723
Grow a pair and do something!
1151
01:21:44,015 --> 01:21:45,350
Come here, come here. Come here.
1152
01:21:45,434 --> 01:21:48,354
Damn it, Cappy. This is it. Get up, man!
1153
01:21:56,198 --> 01:21:58,409
- Come on, Mike!
- You can do it, Mike!
1154
01:21:58,492 --> 01:22:00,995
- Let's go, Son!
- You can do it, Bro!
1155
01:22:04,209 --> 01:22:05,836
Mike! Mike!
1156
01:22:09,090 --> 01:22:12,678
Mike, you bitch! Get up
and rip this motherfucker's butt open!
1157
01:22:12,803 --> 01:22:16,516
And make him lick his own shit
off your huge fucking cock!
1158
01:22:20,105 --> 01:22:22,358
She really misses her mother.
1159
01:22:30,869 --> 01:22:33,456
It's time to Cherokee it up, God damn it.
1160
01:22:34,540 --> 01:22:36,209
Come on, Mike.
1161
01:22:37,961 --> 01:22:41,174
Jesus, man! Put that thing in its holster!
Concentrate!
1162
01:22:41,258 --> 01:22:44,512
Sorry, Coach. She's got great hands.
1163
01:22:45,764 --> 01:22:47,724
Time. Resume play.
1164
01:22:47,808 --> 01:22:50,436
It's almost over. You got him, buddy.
1165
01:22:52,731 --> 01:22:54,233
Find me, Mike.
1166
01:22:55,652 --> 01:22:57,237
I'm in the now.
1167
01:22:57,780 --> 01:23:01,242
Be here. Lose your flow.
1168
01:23:05,581 --> 01:23:09,253
Thirty all. Quiet, please. Quiet.
1169
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:18,098
Thirty serving 40.
1170
01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:19,725
Cappy!
1171
01:23:19,809 --> 01:23:22,228
Not like that. Not on match point.
Back it up.
1172
01:23:27,235 --> 01:23:28,278
Out.
1173
01:23:28,361 --> 01:23:31,490
Second service. Match point, West.
1174
01:23:46,135 --> 01:23:48,722
Get there, bitch.
1175
01:23:54,521 --> 01:23:57,901
Game, set, match, West High!
1176
01:23:57,985 --> 01:23:59,319
Holy shit!
1177
01:23:59,403 --> 01:24:00,779
Yeah!
1178
01:24:01,781 --> 01:24:02,741
He did it!
1179
01:24:02,824 --> 01:24:05,369
- Nice match. Way to dig deep.
- Thanks, Tommy.
1180
01:24:05,786 --> 01:24:07,163
Mike did it!
1181
01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:20,097
We're the winning team!
I'm part of a winning team!
1182
01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:24,311
Hey! High five me.
1183
01:25:02,445 --> 01:25:03,780
Hey, Coach.
1184
01:25:04,531 --> 01:25:07,535
- Why the long face, Gary?
- I don't know.
1185
01:25:07,618 --> 01:25:11,623
I've just been so focused
on turning these boys into champions.
1186
01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:15,879
Now that I have, where do I go from here?
1187
01:25:16,505 --> 01:25:18,592
I can't tell you where to go, Gary.
1188
01:25:19,300 --> 01:25:24,057
But I can tell you one thing.
Those boys will never forget this day.
1189
01:25:25,559 --> 01:25:28,480
Days of youth fondly remembered,
1190
01:25:29,731 --> 01:25:31,525
those are worth something.
1191
01:25:31,817 --> 01:25:34,195
Those are worth a hell of a lot.
1192
01:25:35,113 --> 01:25:37,658
- You're a good coach, Gary.
- Really?
1193
01:25:38,284 --> 01:25:39,911
Maybe the best.
1194
01:26:22,009 --> 01:26:26,807
We rub Crotch Horseman!
1195
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:32,355
No! No, Maricar! No! The lid! The lid!
1196
01:26:56,763 --> 01:26:59,058
Life is just so crazy, Gary.
1197
01:26:59,141 --> 01:27:01,686
You came to Nebraska
to get away from tennis.
1198
01:27:01,769 --> 01:27:05,650
Yet here you are, basking in the
greatness of tennis triumphs.
1199
01:27:06,275 --> 01:27:08,320
You big beautiful old lug.
1200
01:27:08,403 --> 01:27:11,157
Mrs. Tuttle was so lucky to have you.
1201
01:27:11,241 --> 01:27:13,535
Gary, never forget
what Coach T. Taught you:
1202
01:27:13,660 --> 01:27:16,873
That life is short,
and you need to find balance.
1203
01:27:16,957 --> 01:27:21,671
Tennis, while it is the sport of kings,
can never take the place of a good queen.
1204
01:27:21,755 --> 01:27:23,632
- Are you ready?
- Miss Sanchez!
1205
01:27:47,705 --> 01:27:51,044
Gary, after you marry Norma Sanchez,
you should get a teaching degree.
1206
01:27:51,252 --> 01:27:55,174
I bet you'd turn some dead-end dipshit
into a future president.
1207
01:27:55,257 --> 01:27:57,844
Damn, it's fucking bright out here!
1208
01:28:07,816 --> 01:28:09,985
I love you guys.
1209
01:28:38,914 --> 01:28:42,017
♪ Could it be I'm alive
after all that?
1210
01:28:42,084 --> 01:28:45,488
♪ Picking pennies off the
floor with my cold, cold hands
1211
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:54,797
♪ Look at me, no hands,
ain't it cool, yeah?
1212
01:28:54,863 --> 01:28:58,434
♪ Look at her falling out
of a taxi cab
1213
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:07,543
♪ If you really want
some understanding
1214
01:29:07,610 --> 01:29:10,746
♪ You will learn it can be
quite frustrating
1215
01:29:10,813 --> 01:29:14,016
♪ If you really want
to understand it
1216
01:29:14,082 --> 01:29:17,052
♪ You will learn it can be
quite demanding
1217
01:29:30,065 --> 01:29:33,201
♪ You and me trying hard
to remember
1218
01:29:33,268 --> 01:29:36,405
♪ How we ever started out
with our sights so high
1219
01:29:42,845 --> 01:29:45,681
♪ Looking down,
seeing your yellow fingers
1220
01:29:45,748 --> 01:29:49,117
♪ And if you don't understand
then at least that's why
1221
01:29:55,624 --> 01:29:58,794
♪ If you really want
some understanding
1222
01:29:58,861 --> 01:30:02,030
♪ You will learn it can be
quite frustrating
1223
01:30:02,097 --> 01:30:05,133
♪ If you really want
to understand it
1224
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:08,370
♪ You will learn it can be
quite demanding
1225
01:30:40,503 --> 01:30:43,238
♪ Could it be I'm alive
after all that?
1226
01:30:43,305 --> 01:30:46,809
♪ Picking pennies off
the floor with my cold hands
1227
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:49,878
♪ Look at me, no hands,
ain't it cool, yeah?
1228
01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:53,281
♪ Look at her falling out
of a taxi cab
1229
01:30:53,348 --> 01:30:56,384
♪ If you really want
some understanding
1230
01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:59,555
♪ You will learn it can be
quite frustrating
1231
01:30:59,622 --> 01:31:02,758
♪ If you really want
to understand it
1232
01:31:02,825 --> 01:31:06,028
♪ You should talk
to Mr. Understanding ♪
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