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Were you hoping
I wouldn't notice?
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Sorry. Overslept.
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Too much partying?SAMANTHA: Eli,
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please.
Last party this guy went to
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had a pony ride.
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[both chuckling]
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Sticks and stones, Samantha.
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I was worriedabout my donor.
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She was out all night.
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I called,I texted.
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I thought she was dead.
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Turns out she was selling
fake I.D.s outside of a rave.
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And then, on the way home,
she stopped
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in the middle of a highway
to rescue a kitten.
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ALL:
Aw.
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No. No "aw."
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It was totally irresponsible.
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That's cold, Drew.
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She saved a kitty cat.
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DREW:I know,
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I sound ungrateful.
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You are ungrateful.
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And I know you hate me
because I have a donor.
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Nobody hates you.
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Please do notspeak for me.
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I-I am just so stressed out.
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I never know where she is
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or who she's with
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or if she's even coming home.
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And that's when
my imagination just...
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[shudders]
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Good afternoon.
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Would you be interested
in joining our cult?
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Would I?
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Come on in.
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[water dripping]
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Oh, man.
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They stole my kidney.
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I was saving that for Drew.
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That's what you're
worried about?
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It does happen.
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People do sell organs
on the black market.
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Do you havetheir number?
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
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♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive.
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GINA: A tracking
app? Mm...
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That feels kind of stalker-y.
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It's not stalking.
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Every parent at school
has one with their kid
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so they know
exactly where they are.
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That's stalking.
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Not if you love someone.
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That's stalking.
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I'm worried you don't know this.
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Plus, if youever need me,
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you know exactly where I am.
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Oh, I always know where you are.
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You're here.
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Yeah, but what room?
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[meowing]
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Ugh. Is thisthe, uh...
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traffic cat?
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Ooh, yes.
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I'm calling her Bolognese
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because that's what
you would have been
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if I didn't rescue you.
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I know...No.
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Do not name it.
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Once you name it,
you're gonna want to keep it.
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Will you unclench?
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I will find a nice home for her.
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Thank you.
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But you have to tell her.
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Very funny.
I'm serious.
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Tell her.
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Okay, uh...
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Bolognese, I'm Drew,
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and...
Don't worry.
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Just because he has a name
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doesn't mean we
have to keep him.
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Cannoli,this is Bolognese.
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Bolognese, Cannoli.
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I expect you guysto play nice.
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I don't want to see
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any stereotypical
cats and dogs nonsense.
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[phone ringing]
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Hey, Drew.
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Hey. Guess where I am?
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Really?
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We're doing that again?
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Come on, come on. Check the app.
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You're upstairs?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Okay. I'm gonna go hide.
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You try to find me on the app.
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[laughs]
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[phone ringing]
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[sighs] What, Drew?
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Hey.
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I just noticed
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your phone battery was running
a little low.
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Oh. Yeah, I forgot my charger.
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Look in your purse.
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You went in my purse?
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I just dropped it in from above.
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Along with some apple slices.
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Hey. Me again.
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I don't mean to be a pest,
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but I see that you're in Queens,
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and it's rather late.
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Everything okay?
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Um, yeah, I'm just hanging out
with a friend.
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I'll be home soon. Bye.
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Do you live with your parents?
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No, but it's starting
to feel that way.
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Hey, guys.
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This little cutie needs a home.
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And if you DM me right now,
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I'll throw in a free case
of my craft beer.
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You better kick it up a notch,
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or I'll have to put
a hat on you.
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[door opens]
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Honey, all I'm saying is
it's never too early
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to start thinking about
your college essay.
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MADDIE:
My father's getting
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a kidney transplant.
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I think I have the essay
in the bag.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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All right,
well, bye.
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No hug, no kiss, love you, too.
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[laughs]
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See you Sunday.
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Hey, uh...
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can I ask you something?
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Is it about Drew?
What'd he do now?
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Um...
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You know what? It's okay.
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No, no. Tell me.
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It'll make me feel better
about leaving him.
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It's just...
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[smacks lips]
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...the insane control issues.
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Mm-hmm.
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Go on.
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Is he always so uptight?
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He put this app on my phone
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so he can track my every move.
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[scoffs] Thank God
they didn't have that app
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when I was pregnant.
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As it was, I always had
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to give him a
"I am alive" call
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every time I got anywhere.
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It's like,
"Yes, Drew, I'm alive.
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I'm just in the bathroom."
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And God forbid
I'm five seconds late
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for a doctor's appointment.[laughs]
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Once, I was late
to a Lamaze class.
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He had a full-on
panic attack.
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He started
hyperventilating.
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By the time I got there, he
was fully dilated.
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Where does all that come from?
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Have you met his parents?
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No.
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Gina, they are just
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two angry cats in a bag.
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And Drew was always stuck
in the middle, and...
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you know, since he couldn't
control that then, now...
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh.
Speaking of cats...
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[laughs] Okay.
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[meows]
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Can I interest you in a cat
named Bolognese?
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Um...
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I don't think so.Wait, wait.
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I've never been here before.
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Yeah, this used to be
my favorite bar
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when I lived in the city.
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Haven't been here for years.
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How come?My kids took my license away.
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I've been running
red lights all my life.
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Now they're worried?
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For 75 bucks, I can get you
a fake license.
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Oh, but it's
got to be West Virginia.
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[phone ringing]Oh, my God.
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It's Drew again.
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I'm not answering.
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Good. This is
our girl time.
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Hos before bros,
isn't that what we say?
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Hell yeah.
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[phone ringing]
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He is not gonna stop.
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What a noodge.
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What is it, Drew?
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I'm in the middle of something.
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Yeah, uh, well,
I couldn't help but notice that
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you're in the city.
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At a bar.
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In not such
a great neighborhood.
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I'm hanging up.
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What is that about?
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He's keeping tabs on me.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, my God. Seriously?
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Give me that.
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You want to take your head
out of your ass?
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Who is this?NORMA: You want to worry?
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Wait till you're old enough
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to have something real
to worry about.
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Like if you need
a hip replacement.
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Or you have a stroke.
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Or your doctor tells you
you need a pacemaker.
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Remind me to call
my doctor tomorrow.
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You do
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realize that
my kidneys are failing.
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Boo-hoo.
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You have
a beautiful angel here
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who's giving you one of hers.
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So enjoy life,
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be happy,
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and let her have one lousy night
out with her friends.
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Anyone else you're pissed at?
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Hey.
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Making chocolate chip cookies?
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No. Just the dough.
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Well, you can't just eat
cookie dough.
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What if I put it in ice cream?
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So the student
has become the master.
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[phone chimes]
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Oh, great.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's just that
Gina's at some place
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called The Thirsty Fish
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and I don't think
it's an aquarium store.
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It's not.
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I'm guessing.
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What? Are you tracking her?
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No, I'm not tracking her.
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I'm just making sure she's okay.
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By always knowing where she is.
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Great. My dad's a stalker.
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Huh. That's what Gina said.
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You do have control issues.
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You're a therapist.
I pick stuff up.
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I hate when
you and Mom track me.What?
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We don't track you.
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What makes you think that?
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Give me your phone.
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No.
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Give it.
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[sighs]
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Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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Yes, I was
at Roosevelt Park yesterday,
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but so were a lot of kids.
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We were all doing homework.
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Nobody was drinking beer.
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You really should stop talking.
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And you shouldn't
be tracking Gina.
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She's not your kid.
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Does it help to know that
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I'm just tracking
a particular organ in her body?
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That is disgusting.
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[laughs] I hope I never have
to repeat that in court.
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Gina's cool.
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Chill.
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[sighs] I don't think
I have that setting.
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But you're right.
274
00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,596
I will turn
off the app,
275
00:09:21,639 --> 00:09:22,597
try to relax.
276
00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:23,946
Take a chill pill,
277
00:09:23,989 --> 00:09:26,122
as you kids say.
278
00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,776
Or said. At one point in time.
279
00:09:27,819 --> 00:09:28,907
Saved it.
280
00:09:30,082 --> 00:09:31,606
This is why
I do homework at the park.
281
00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:35,435
Oh, don't worry. I'll clean up.
282
00:09:35,479 --> 00:09:36,741
Thank you.
283
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:37,960
[phone chimes]
284
00:09:43,139 --> 00:09:44,357
[grunts softly]
285
00:09:46,316 --> 00:09:48,361
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
286
00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:57,196
Gina, hello. Uh, totally not
checking up on you.
287
00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,721
I've actually stopped that--
you can thank my daughter.
288
00:09:59,764 --> 00:10:01,984
But I couldn't help but notice
289
00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:03,986
you're in the middle
of the Hudson River?
290
00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:05,901
Could you just text me back
real quick,
291
00:10:05,944 --> 00:10:08,033
let me know you're on a boat?
292
00:10:08,077 --> 00:10:11,036
That's not sinking?
[chuckles]
293
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:11,646
Later.
294
00:10:22,134 --> 00:10:24,180
[footsteps approaching]
295
00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:27,792
What?
296
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,925
Oh, hey, you woke me up.
297
00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:31,927
No, I didn't.
I saw you turn the light off
298
00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:33,537
when I pulled in the driveway.
299
00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:36,322
Okay, okay, I-I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
300
00:10:36,366 --> 00:10:37,497
Better not.
301
00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:39,108
I know how to take care
of myself.
302
00:10:39,151 --> 00:10:41,110
Been doing it, uh,
my whole life.
303
00:10:41,153 --> 00:10:42,198
I know. I know you do.
304
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,200
All right, then.
305
00:10:45,636 --> 00:10:46,855
Oh, and if you really
want to worry,
306
00:10:46,898 --> 00:10:48,378
save it for next Saturday.
307
00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:49,596
Why? What's next Saturday?
308
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,903
Me and Gabby
are going skydiving.
309
00:10:51,947 --> 00:10:53,818
You're kidding.
310
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,559
Jumping out of a plane.
311
00:10:55,602 --> 00:10:57,561
You're not kidding.Sweet dreams.
312
00:10:58,736 --> 00:11:00,607
[door closes]
313
00:11:00,651 --> 00:11:03,741
She's kidding.
You're kidding, right?!
314
00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:05,787
Geronimo!
315
00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:09,181
[chuckles]
316
00:11:09,225 --> 00:11:10,574
Good one.
317
00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:12,445
[chuckles]
318
00:11:12,489 --> 00:11:16,406
And then my anxiety
really kicks in.
319
00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:18,103
And when was the first time
you experienced
320
00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:19,452
this kind of anxiety?
321
00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:22,760
Uh, probably my first
real relationship.
322
00:11:22,804 --> 00:11:25,632
I was 23, we had been
dating about a year...
323
00:11:25,676 --> 00:11:26,764
[phone chimes]
324
00:11:26,808 --> 00:11:29,419
[sighs]
I am so sorry.
325
00:11:29,462 --> 00:11:31,203
I forgot to turn my phone off.
326
00:11:31,247 --> 00:11:32,552
Please, continue.
327
00:11:32,596 --> 00:11:34,032
Oh, well,
328
00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:35,642
she started making
these little comments
329
00:11:35,686 --> 00:11:37,557
about moving
in together.
330
00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:39,211
Uh-huh. Go on.
331
00:11:39,255 --> 00:11:41,300
That's all it took.
I mean, total panic.
332
00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:42,693
Mm-hmm.
333
00:11:42,737 --> 00:11:46,653
Tightening i-in my chest
and my throat closing up.
334
00:11:46,697 --> 00:11:48,786
Sure, sure.The shortness
of breath
335
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,570
and-and the
sweating.
336
00:11:50,614 --> 00:11:52,921
Uh-huh.And this
horrible feeling
337
00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:55,184
like I was totally
powerless over my own fate.
338
00:11:55,227 --> 00:11:57,447
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
339
00:11:57,490 --> 00:11:58,709
Okay. I'll see
you next Wednesday.
340
00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:00,624
Thanks, Drew.You bet. Be good.
341
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,756
You know,
something you said struck me...
342
00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,627
That's our time. Bye-bye.
343
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,458
[grunts]
Dog.
344
00:12:08,501 --> 00:12:10,286
[panting]
345
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,548
Okay.
346
00:12:17,902 --> 00:12:20,687
[line ringing]
347
00:12:20,731 --> 00:12:22,124
SIRI:
The voice mailbox for...
348
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:23,908
GINA:
Gina.
349
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,692
SIRI:
...is full.
350
00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:27,825
DREW:
Of course it is, because I already called
351
00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:30,306
like, a hundred times
and she won't pick up.
352
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,656
[sighs] Drew, stop.
353
00:12:32,699 --> 00:12:35,398
You promised her
you wouldn't do this. Come on.
354
00:12:35,441 --> 00:12:38,227
She'll be fine. I'll be fine.
355
00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:40,577
She's gonna die, I'm gonna die.
356
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:42,927
Don't be an idiot.
You piss her off, she bails,
357
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,320
your kidney goes with her.
358
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,148
You're the idiot.
She jumps and dies,
359
00:12:46,191 --> 00:12:48,106
your kidney goes with her.
360
00:12:51,544 --> 00:12:56,027
I have no idea which direction
I'm driving in.
361
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,518
[knocking on door]
362
00:13:08,561 --> 00:13:10,302
You okay?Yeah.
363
00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,087
Hey. What's up?
364
00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,871
[laughs]
What's up with you?
365
00:13:13,915 --> 00:13:15,394
Oh, nothing.
366
00:13:15,438 --> 00:13:18,354
Just sitting here in my driveway
alone with my thoughts.
367
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,356
Drew.
368
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,879
[sighs]
369
00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:24,926
My kidney's getting ready
to jump out of an airplane.
370
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:26,405
Wait...
371
00:13:27,798 --> 00:13:28,930
What?
372
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:32,020
Mike Rock's
Skydiving Experience.
373
00:13:32,063 --> 00:13:33,717
Gina's there now.
374
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:37,895
Boy, that kidney's gonna be
bored once it's inside of you.
375
00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:40,680
You always know
the right thing to say.
376
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:44,554
Okay, look, while it may not
be the most responsible choice,
377
00:13:44,597 --> 00:13:46,034
I'm sure she's gonna be fine.
378
00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:47,644
Okay. Here we go.
379
00:13:47,687 --> 00:13:49,559
Do you know how many fatalities
there were
380
00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:51,169
last year from skydiving?
381
00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:53,737
No, Google, I don't.
382
00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:56,131
One, out of 100,000.
383
00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:57,828
Okay.
384
00:13:57,872 --> 00:14:01,049
Do you know how many people
needed a transplant last year?
385
00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:05,096
One out of every 200,000,
and I won that lottery.
386
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:07,229
Oh, for God's sake, don't, Drew.
387
00:14:07,272 --> 00:14:09,971
Don't go down the Drew hole.
It is so dark and dismal.
388
00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:11,189
Too late.
389
00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:12,277
All right.
390
00:14:12,321 --> 00:14:13,539
You know what? I give up.
391
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,106
You are a lost cause.
392
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:18,153
But don't drag that poor woman
down into your misery.
393
00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:19,328
She's a hero.
394
00:14:19,371 --> 00:14:20,938
She is giving up
395
00:14:20,982 --> 00:14:22,505
a piece of her body to save you.
396
00:14:22,548 --> 00:14:25,508
The least you can do
is let her live her damn life.
397
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,946
[line ringing]
398
00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:31,601
GINA: Hello?What the hell are you thinking,
399
00:14:31,644 --> 00:14:33,081
jumping out of a plane?
400
00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:34,952
Uh, who is this?
401
00:14:34,996 --> 00:14:35,866
It's Julia.
402
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,085
Drew's ex-wife.
403
00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:39,043
Don't go around offering up
your kidney
404
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,784
if you can't keep it alive.
405
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:43,134
Oh, you guys are freaking out
about nothing.
406
00:14:43,178 --> 00:14:45,310
This is completely safe.
407
00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:46,659
What is that?
408
00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:48,009
Waiver in case the
chute doesn't open.
409
00:14:48,052 --> 00:14:49,271
Oh, okay.
410
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,274
Do you really have
to do this now?
411
00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:54,363
Can't you wait
until after the operation?
412
00:14:54,406 --> 00:14:55,625
Look, Julia,
413
00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:58,019
yes, I could die doing this.
414
00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:00,978
I could also die in surgery.
415
00:15:01,022 --> 00:15:04,764
But I'm not gonna die sitting
on my ass, wishing I had a life.
416
00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:06,810
Plus our Groupon
expires next week.
417
00:15:06,853 --> 00:15:08,943
Plus our Groupon
expires next week.
418
00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:13,556
Look, I get it,
you're a free spirit.
419
00:15:13,599 --> 00:15:16,733
But we don't always get
to do everything we want.
420
00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:18,778
You think I never wanted
to jump out of a plane?
421
00:15:18,822 --> 00:15:22,826
Or-or go whitewater rafting
or go on one of those safaris
422
00:15:22,869 --> 00:15:24,915
where you get to touch
the giraffes?
423
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,613
Girl, why didn't you?
424
00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:30,616
Uh, because Drew
was always afraid
425
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,444
something bad would happen.
426
00:15:32,488 --> 00:15:35,360
Well, you're not married
to him anymore,
427
00:15:35,404 --> 00:15:36,622
are you?
428
00:15:38,581 --> 00:15:42,106
[all screaming]
429
00:15:45,327 --> 00:15:47,503
Oh...
430
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,766
No.[clicks key]
431
00:15:49,809 --> 00:15:51,724
That was one of the most
incredible experiences
432
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:53,291
I have ever had.
433
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:54,771
You never would've done that
when we were married.
434
00:15:54,814 --> 00:15:56,381
I wouldn't have.
It-it was like
435
00:15:56,425 --> 00:15:58,514
I was jumping
into my new life.
436
00:15:58,557 --> 00:15:59,602
Thank you, Gina.
437
00:15:59,645 --> 00:16:01,691
Aw, it-it's kind of cool.
438
00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:05,173
I gave you a new life,
I'm giving you a new life.
439
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,349
I'm handing out new lives
all over the place.
440
00:16:07,392 --> 00:16:09,177
[laughs]
441
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,527
And you know what?
I love cats.
442
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,355
I will take that
little fluffball.
443
00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:15,922
Oh, my God.
444
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:17,881
Now I'm giving a cat a new life.
445
00:16:17,924 --> 00:16:21,319
My powers have no bounds.
446
00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:23,930
I can't remember ever
seeing you this happy.
447
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,325
Yeah, it's-it's 'cause
I haven't been.
448
00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:28,587
[laughs softly]
449
00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:29,893
Is that my fault?
450
00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:32,026
No.
451
00:16:32,069 --> 00:16:34,202
No, Drew, of course not.
452
00:16:34,245 --> 00:16:37,422
It's mine. I...
I let it happen.
453
00:16:38,423 --> 00:16:41,165
Meet your new mommy, Bolognese.
454
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,037
Hello, sweetie.
455
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,518
Oh, look at us,
just two gals starting out
456
00:16:46,562 --> 00:16:47,911
our new lives together.
457
00:16:47,954 --> 00:16:50,870
Hey, do you know
how to swipe right?
458
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:55,092
Oh, no. You're on Tinder?
459
00:16:55,136 --> 00:16:57,094
Oh, well, no, not yet.
460
00:16:57,138 --> 00:17:00,924
But I know who's gonna be
in my profile picture.
461
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,013
Yeah. Single lady
with a cat.
462
00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:05,059
Every man's dream.
[chuckles]
463
00:17:12,153 --> 00:17:14,198
[exhales]
You okay?
464
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,288
You need mouth-to-mouth? Because
I'm only paid to do dialysis.
465
00:17:17,332 --> 00:17:19,943
No, no, I'm just doing
some breathing exercises.
466
00:17:19,986 --> 00:17:22,598
I teach them to all my clients.
467
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:26,080
It's just a great way
to let go of some anxiety,
468
00:17:26,123 --> 00:17:28,995
which, in my case, means Gina.
469
00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:31,085
I don't know,
I've got anxiety
470
00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:33,174
and I've been breathing
my whole life.
471
00:17:33,217 --> 00:17:35,350
How does it work?
472
00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:38,266
Well, if you ever
have negative thoughts,
473
00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:40,790
you just focus
on your breathing.
474
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:42,052
You want to try?
475
00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:44,315
Sure.
Why not?
476
00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:45,403
SAMANTHA:
No, I have to e-mail
477
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:48,841
an intern and rip her a new one.
478
00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:51,017
What? It's how I relax.
479
00:17:52,018 --> 00:17:54,412
Okay. Well, um, you just
480
00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:56,719
breathe in deeply
through your nose...
481
00:17:56,762 --> 00:17:58,895
[inhales]
482
00:17:58,938 --> 00:18:01,593
...and then exhale slowly
out your mouth.
483
00:18:01,637 --> 00:18:02,551
[both exhaling]
484
00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:04,161
Breathe in strength...
485
00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:05,641
[inhales]
486
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,556
...and exhale fear.
487
00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:09,340
Oh, crap,
I think I inhaled fear.
488
00:18:09,384 --> 00:18:11,473
How do I get it out of me?
489
00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:15,172
Send it my way, Jer.
It makes me stronger.
490
00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:18,001
Hey, I'm kind of
feeling this.
491
00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:21,178
It's like my teammates
pouring Gatorade on my soul.
492
00:18:22,788 --> 00:18:26,183
Yeah, it's a great way to just
gain some peace and clarity.
493
00:18:27,445 --> 00:18:29,665
[inhales]
494
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:30,840
[exhales]
495
00:18:30,883 --> 00:18:31,841
[gas hissing]
496
00:18:31,884 --> 00:18:34,626
Oh, come on.
497
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,454
Come on, come on.
498
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:38,543
[explosion]
499
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,894
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500
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,687
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