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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,517 - All right. - (BRAD GRUNTS) 2 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:18,559 - Is that good? - Perfect. 3 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:19,977 - SERGIO: You got it? All right. - Perfect. 4 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,479 - Nice! Nice. - It's a good angle, huh? 5 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,147 - All right, here we go. You ready? - Yes, sir. 6 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,357 Here we go. Three, two, one. 7 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,068 Hey, guys, what's up? My name is Sergio and this is my roommate, Brad. 8 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,152 Yo! 9 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:31,197 And we have reason to believe there's a ghost in this house. 10 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,532 100% haunted. 11 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:33,574 (CHUCKLES) All right. 12 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,868 Uh... We set up cameras in all of the rooms... 13 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,370 Every single room's got a camera. 14 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,621 All right, buddy, I don't need you to... 15 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,164 I don't need you to reiterate everything that I say. 16 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,207 I'm just backing you up. 17 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,042 No, I understand that, but I feel like I'm confident enough 18 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,293 that I can do an intro without you jumping in. 19 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,629 Why don't you give me something to say then? 20 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,131 We've installed a camera in every room. 21 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,973 ANNOUNCER: Ghost Team One. 22 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,019 (HIP HOP SONG PLAYING) 23 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,064 (SCREECHES) 24 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,524 (WAILS) 25 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,070 (SIGHS) This is gonna be fucking great! 26 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,739 Hey! Like a pimp! 27 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,534 Holy shit! That's happening. That's happening right now. 28 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,160 (ALL CHEERING) 29 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,288 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 30 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,670 Hey! So what's up, buddy? High five. 31 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,171 PARTYGOER: Oh! 32 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,382 BRAD: Oh! Let her know! 33 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,676 Why don't you ever do that to me, Brad? 34 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,136 ALL: (CHANTING) Go! Go! Go! Go! 35 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,805 ALL: (CHANTING) Drink that Bud! Drink that Bud! 36 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,599 I'm going in, guys. Wish me luck. 37 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,183 - I'm not leaving, but... - Oh, okay. 38 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,935 - I mean, I'm gonna see my friends. - Yeah, that's cool. 39 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,770 But if I go, then I go, but... 40 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:45,896 Okay, it was very nice... 41 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,315 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 42 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,483 Oh, shit. 43 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:50,776 - You didn't even get her name. - Hold on. 44 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:51,986 No, you didn't get her name. 45 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,321 - Don't make one up. - Hold on, it rhymes with... 46 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,614 - Don't make one up. - It rhymes with... 47 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,115 - Are you ready? You ready? - I'm ready. 48 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,825 - Are you ready? - I'm ready. 49 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,870 - Three, two, one, go! - ALL: Go! 50 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,830 - (ALL CHEER) - (SPITS) 51 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,041 - (WOMAN SCREAMS) - (COUGHS) 52 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:10,671 ALL: (CHANTING) Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! 53 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,758 Oh, there he goes! 54 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,721 (GROANS) 55 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:19,930 (WOMAN MOANING) 56 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,474 What the... 57 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:22,933 Guys, come on. 58 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:26,270 There's only one rule, don't fuck in people's rooms. 59 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,315 (MUFFLED VOICES) 60 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,108 Guys... 61 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,193 - (MOANING CONTINUES) - (HICCUPS) 62 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,487 Stop fucking in the closet. 63 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,655 (MOANING INTENSIFIES) 64 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,948 - Stop fucking in the closet, guys. - (MOANING STOPS) 65 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,743 What the fuck? 66 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,578 Oh, my God. 67 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,207 I think I'm really too drunk for this shit. 68 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,084 (SNIFFS) I'm okay. 69 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,252 All right. 70 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,337 - (GROANS) - (THUDDING) 71 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,297 - (WOMAN MOANING) - What the fuck? 72 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:57,385 Seriously. What? Are you guys hiding in the fucking bed? 73 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,595 Under? Get out. 74 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,846 Oh, my God. 75 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,306 (INDISTINCT WHISPER) Hey, Sergio. 76 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,517 Oh, God! 77 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,768 (PANTING) 78 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,938 (WHIMPERS) 79 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,065 (PANTING) 80 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:14,360 What the fuck? What the fuck? (CRYING) 81 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,362 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - What the fuck! 82 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,738 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 83 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,532 Who is it? Who is it? 84 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,826 It's fucking Brad, bro. What do you mean "Who is it?" 85 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,703 - You pissed yourself. - I didn't piss myself. 86 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,372 - Did you see something out there? - No, I saw... 87 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,541 What are you talking about? I gotta take a shit, okay? 88 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,459 - I'm gonna take a shit right now. - Please, don't take a shit. 89 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,877 Are you gonna stay in here or are you gonna get out? 90 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,462 Brad, please don't take a shit right now. 91 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:34,880 You what? 92 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,090 (CRYING) I don't know, I can't... 93 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,883 Bro, what... Calm down. 94 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:41,053 So you don't see a fucking ghost out there? 95 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,013 - (LAUGHS) - Stop laughing, please. 96 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,891 I'm gonna get up, and I'm gonna fucking point my ass at you, 97 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,518 - and you're gonna get out. - (EXHALES) 98 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,729 - Get a hold of yourself. - Shut the fuck then. Shut it up. 99 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,564 - Fucking shut up. Just, fuck... - Oh, yeah. 100 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,065 - (FARTS) Smell it. - (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 101 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,654 This is what happens when you pass out, Sergio. 102 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,906 I fuck with your shit. 103 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,076 Oh, yeah, Sergio. Oh, yeah, you like that, Serge? 104 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,786 You like that in your camera? 105 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,205 (SPEAKS EFFEMINATELY) A ghost! Oh, my God, there's a ghost! 106 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,415 Oh, my God! 107 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,500 (HUFFS) I'm faster than light. 108 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,252 Hey... Oh! 109 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:17,089 Wake up. Not you. Stay asleep. (CHUCKLES) 110 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,592 - Sergio. - What? 111 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,801 Are you crying? 112 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,553 - I'm not crying. - What's wrong with you? 113 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:23,929 Just leave me alone, dude. If you're gonna... 114 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,598 - How drunk are you? - Now is not the time. 115 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,224 - Are you shitfaced? - Get out. 116 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,267 - (THUD IN THE DISTANCE) - Oh, shit. 117 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,560 Did you hear that, Serge? 118 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,980 I don't know if it was your ghost or not, but it might have been. 119 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,067 - (SNIFFS) - (CLATTERING) 120 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,613 - Whoa! - Oh, hey. 121 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,406 - Oh, my God. - How are you? 122 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,533 - I'm great. How are you? - Good. 123 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,787 What are you doing over there? Some extracurricular activities? 124 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,122 Uh... I'm just tired and I have to drive. 125 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:54,210 Do you mind if I do some of that up in there, and then there? 126 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,795 Yeah. What's your name? 127 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,881 Brad. Let me introduce myself real quick. Hold on. 128 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,299 - Hi, I'm Brad. - Oh, nice to meet you. 129 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,509 - What's your name? - Fernanda. 130 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,636 Fernanda. It's a pleasure. 131 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,514 (BOTH LAUGH) 132 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:07,681 (SNIFFS) 133 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,350 BRAD: Sergio, wake up. 134 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,643 Whoo-hoo! 135 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,978 - (GIGGLES) Holy shit! - Hey. 136 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,815 FERNANDA: Hi! BRAD: I told you I heard something, dick. 137 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,150 Oh, Fernanda, this is Sergio. 138 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,235 I know. We met. 139 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,319 FERNANDA: Yeah, yeah, we met earlier. 140 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,862 - BRAD: Oh, you've met? - For a second. 141 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,447 - For a second. - Hi, I'm Becky. 142 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,949 - BRAD: Oh, that's my friend. - Hi, I'm Fernanda. 143 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,325 - Nice to meet you. - BRAD: That's my friend, Becky. 144 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,202 - FERNANDA: Okay. - She hangs out. 145 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,870 Um... Anyways, uh, Serge, 146 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:33,374 why don't you tell Fernanda about the little ghost you saw? (LAUGHS) 147 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,251 - Don't be an asshole. - (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 148 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,128 FERNANDA: You saw a ghost? BRAD: He saw a ghost. 149 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,548 Yeah, a fucking Asian chick ghost. 150 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,259 Fucking topknot with some big old titties. 151 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,219 She looked like Chun-Li from Street Fighter. 152 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,971 Right? Right, Serge? 153 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,889 She looked like fucking Chun-Li. (LAUGHS) 154 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,267 FERNANDA: Are you serious? No, did you really see a ghost? 155 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,269 Did you caught it on your video camera? 156 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,480 SERGIO: Well, I mean, I did have the helmet on when I felt something. 157 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:59,650 I just... I'm not sure what it was. 158 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:03,821 FERNANDA: But was it like an electronic pulse or a digital distortion? 159 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:04,864 What do you think? 160 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,116 SERGIO: I mean, I guess I'd have to download it. 161 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,619 I'm sure you can check it out anytime. 162 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,705 - I love ghosts. Like, I mean... - BRAD: You what? 163 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,164 I'm serious. I'm... 164 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,375 - BRAD: Wait, you're serious, Fernanda? - What's wrong with her? 165 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,085 BRAD: I think you should join our team, you know. 166 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,087 Actually, I'm producing this project right now. 167 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,630 We're like, shooting, getting a whole bunch of footage 168 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,674 on what's going on with these, you know, ghosts and stuff. 169 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,384 What are you doing, Brad? 170 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,761 BRAD: (STAMMERS) We're shooting a documentary. 171 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,763 - Who is shooting a documentary? - Me and Sergio. 172 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,390 Remember I told you about that... (STUTTERS) That day... 173 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,725 That thing that we're doing, the other time? 174 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,269 - No, I don't remember. - BRAD: Right, Serge? 175 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:38,522 Yeah, we're working on a movie and we would appreciate your insight 176 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,899 into this whole ghost thing. 177 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,234 So just, you know, if you wanna come over anytime, 178 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,944 you could totally help us out. 179 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,238 Um, I mean, I'm in. 180 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,949 - Yeah, I would love that. Yeah. - BRAD: Oh, wow, all right. 181 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,035 FERNANDA: Yeah, so, um, thank you so much. 182 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,078 It was amazing. And then I'll see you guys soon, 183 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,955 - and we'll do... - Yeah, just... 184 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,874 You know, you know where we live. 185 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,083 FERNANDA: All right, thanks. 186 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,710 - Thanks, it was a really fun night. - BECKY: Bye. 187 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,253 BRAD: Yeah, it was. 188 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,671 - Bye. - (BRAD GIGGLES) 189 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,757 I'm still not clear what she was doing back there with you. 190 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,383 BRAD: She was fucking snorting llello, bro. 191 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:07,468 What do you think she was doing? 192 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,553 - Were you doing that, Brad? - BRAD: Of course not, Becky! 193 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,305 You think I'm gonna stoop that low? 194 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,140 - No. - Of course not! 195 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,017 - You did, huh? - BECKY: That's kinda bad. 196 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,810 - No! Serge, shut up. - You did. 197 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,357 (MOUTHING) I fucked her. 198 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,526 Oh, yeah. 199 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,696 - Let me just see these... - Don't be a dick! 200 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,323 - Come cuddle with me. - BRAD: (CHUCKLES) No, no. 201 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,533 - Yeah, yeah! - No. Let's make a sex tape. 202 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,993 Be my boyfriend. Baby, wait. 203 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,037 I'll bring you some breakfast, all right? 204 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,123 Sergio's room. Oh, shit. 205 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,833 (READING) 206 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:47,549 Ooh, I'm Chuck. I'm sober. Eh! Fuck you. 207 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,301 Hey, it's Chuck. 208 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,720 Um... (SIGHS) 209 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,557 So... I... (GRUNTS) 210 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,769 It's really hard going through what I'm going through 211 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,981 and living with two dipshits. 212 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:05,901 The one, who looks just as Mexican as the other one, 213 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,112 points out to me that he's Puerto Rican 214 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,322 and, like, tells me specifically. 215 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,491 How the fuck am I supposed to know that? 216 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:16,662 All you guys do is cook Mexican food and talk Mexican to each other. 217 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,790 Does a racist have a black drug dealer named "Tug"? 218 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,251 No. (SIGHS) 219 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,461 Who I haven't seen in weeks. 220 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,131 CHUCK: What's this? SERGIO: Hey, Chuck. 221 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,632 Why the fuck are you filming me? 222 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,175 Someone took a shit in our sink. 223 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,593 SERGIO: No, I think those are brownies. 224 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,012 - Oh, yeah, brownies? - SERGIO: Oh, fuck. 225 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,555 Yeah, I know what shit smells like. 226 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,348 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Who the fuck is that? 227 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,101 Good morning, neighbor. The noise level last night was... 228 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,269 Here's my theory, okay? 229 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,480 One of your pothead friends decided to let his ass loose in our sink, 230 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,024 and instead of cleaning it up, 231 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,901 one of you two fuckwads covered it up with a plate. 232 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,278 Am I right? Am I close? 233 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,071 - I wouldn't jump to conclusions. - (DOORBELL RINGS) 234 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,198 Damn it. Motherfucker! 235 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,284 Hi. We'd just like to talk to you about... 236 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,286 Did you shit in my sink? 237 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,204 If I ever see you here again, 238 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,373 I'm gonna kill your friend. 239 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,084 - God damn it! - Sorry, Chuck. 240 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:07,212 Shut the fuck up! You guys can have your fucking parties, all right? 241 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,590 I'll go to my mom's house, I'll play fucking Jenga. 242 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,216 Whatever! Okay? 243 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,718 But... 244 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,221 I just want a certain amount of respect when I get home. 245 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,306 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Jesus fucking Christ! 246 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,557 Did you hear what the... Tits. 247 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,725 - Hi! - Hey! 248 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,061 How are you? (CHUCKLES) Hi. 249 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,437 - Hey! - SERGIO: Hi. 250 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,897 I'm sorry I didn't call, 251 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,732 but I didn't got your guys' numbers. 252 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,233 - It's not too early, right? - BRAD: No, no. 253 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,069 SERGIO: Of course not. BRAD: No, no, no. Not at all. 254 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,153 Have you seen the ghost? 255 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,279 CHUCK: What the fuck are you talking about? 256 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,655 SERGIO: You know, we should probably go to my room. 257 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,407 BRAD: (STUTTERS) Let's go to my room, it's bigger. 258 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,202 Yeah, did you mean the room with the naked Becky in bed? 259 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,787 BRAD: My friend Becky just... 260 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,914 - She got sick, so... - Yeah. 261 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:45,042 BRAD: Yeah, let's go to your room. FERNANDA: Okay! 262 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,587 Oh, let me just pick up. I wasn't ready for the... 263 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:49,755 - Do you have a cold? - Oh, I probably wouldn't... 264 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,424 I just... I was just, you know, sick. 265 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,888 Right here. 266 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,557 Watch it. 267 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,602 (WOMAN MOANING THROUGH SPEAKERS) 268 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,145 FERNANDA: Wow. SERGIO: Yeah. 269 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,980 - SERGIO: Are you in the fucking room? - (FERNANDA CHUCKLES) 270 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,732 SERGIO: Ahhh! (WHIMPERS) 271 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,025 Okay, stop. You can probably... 272 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,151 Just go ahead and pause it right there. 273 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,444 - Okay. - That was the ghost screaming, 274 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,113 - and that'd be like, that's the... - Wow. 275 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,323 Yeah, so it was pretty gnarly, as you can tell. 276 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,408 I think we should take this to the next level, 277 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,119 maybe setting up a bunch of cameras. 278 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,495 That's a funny thing that you should say that 279 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,623 because we were actually in plans of getting 280 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,000 a whole lot of cameras. 281 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,378 The only thing is that we do have to take advantage of this camera 282 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,756 that we have right now until the big shipment comes in soon. 283 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:33,882 I probably wouldn't touch that. 284 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,175 Don't, please don't... Just go ahead and leave it. 285 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,426 BARD: Yeah, he was sick. He was sick. 286 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,429 What I want is really to understand this spirit, 287 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:42,724 or what is going on, 288 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,768 and we can maybe help it. 289 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,478 FERNANDA: You know, help this spirit. SERGIO: Yeah, totally. 290 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,438 Another thing is that we need to introduce ourselves. 291 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,524 - BRAD: Yeah. - Maybe not so much Brad, but, like... 292 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:51,817 Actually, we should probably interview you. 293 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,610 - What do you think about... - BRAD: Yeah, we should interview you. 294 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,695 That's what we were talking about earlier. 295 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,572 - We were talking about that. - BRAD: That's what I had said. 296 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,323 But I don't look good today. 297 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,411 My name is Fernanda Matavilla Fuerte. 298 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:06,165 SERGIO: And how long have you been interested in the paranormal? 299 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,750 Probably since my mom passed away, 300 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:15,424 I, um, always wanted to find ways to try to communicate with her, so... 301 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,842 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. 302 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,135 Mmm, it's okay. 303 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,929 - Have you ever seen a ghost? - Yeah. 304 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,931 How many times? 305 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,934 - Six hundred, I don't know. - BRAD: Six hundred times? 306 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,605 Well, I never really counted them, but, yeah... 307 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,148 SERGIO: But you've seen a lot of ghosts? 308 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,774 - BRAD: Six hundred. - Mmm-hmm. 309 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,360 SERGIO: Could you tell us about the first time you saw a ghost? 310 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,862 I was in love with this boy, 311 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,239 and I had all these emotions going, 312 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,283 you know, for my first kiss. 313 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,118 You know, I thought he was the love of my life. 314 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:47,164 I still remember how, like, the first time when he touched my lips 315 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:52,711 and, like, slowly came down and then he's starting to touch all my body. 316 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:57,174 He's like... And go around and then touching my breast 317 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,384 and then touching my nipple. 318 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,430 I still remember everything. 319 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,474 It was really... (CHUCKLES) 320 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,643 It was really good. 321 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,396 I found out that my love left me for another girl 322 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,815 that was more developed than me. 323 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,069 (SIGHS) I just felt really lonely. 324 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,155 Like, all this pain was just a lot, 325 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,115 you know, when you're a little girl 326 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,035 and you don't have anybody to talk to. 327 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,703 Until one night, 328 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,708 I just felt, like, this really warm presence next to me. 329 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,215 And all of a sudden, I just felt, like, that comfort. 330 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,259 And it was my mom. 331 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,970 And she was next to me and she told me, 332 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:48,642 "Fernanda, don't worry, it's okay. (CHUCKLES) 333 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,521 "You'll find your true love, 334 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,526 "and you're gonna be with him forever and ever 335 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,861 "and it'll be eternal love. " 336 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,823 Was that good? I'm sorry. 337 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,075 SERGIO: (STUTTERS) No, that was... 338 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,994 That was really good. That was too good. 339 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,495 - (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry, I got all... - BRAD: Hmm. 340 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,540 SERGIO: It's one of the best things I've ever filmed. 341 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,250 Um... 342 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,460 Do you mind if I go to the bathroom? 343 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,629 SERGIO: No, go ahead. Take your time. BRAD: Mmm-hmm. 344 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,048 Okay, thanks. (SNIFFLES) 345 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,968 BRAD: Holy fucking shit. 346 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:26,513 That is the hottest crazy chick I have ever met in my life. 347 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,723 Come on, dude, she's not crazy. 348 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,308 BRAD: What do you mean she's not fucking crazy, bro? 349 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,684 She believes in ghosts. 350 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,060 Were you not there with the footage? 351 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,520 Did you not hear what I heard? 352 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,647 Oh, my God, those are called orgasms, Sergio, okay? 353 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,815 It's not a big fucking deal to me. 354 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,817 It's not some fucking alien sound, all right? 355 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:43,280 BRAD: (MOCKINGLY) Oh, my God, I wanna do that to her all the time. 356 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,824 - I'm not proud of what I'm about to do... - BRAD: What? 357 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,868 - So you just listen closely. - What's going on? 358 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,496 I'm gonna need you to really do me a favor, all right? 359 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,582 You have a bunch of crazy chicks that you can fuck, 360 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,418 and all I'm asking is that you stay away from this one. 361 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,669 Whoa! 362 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,920 Why? 363 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,883 Because I feel like I like her. 364 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,302 - You feel... Oh, fuck you. - Shut up. 365 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,887 Listen to me, okay? You don't... 366 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,806 That guy right there, you see that guy? Are you looking? 367 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,683 That guy, he knows. 368 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,186 You don't fall in love with a crazy chick, okay? 369 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,563 They will fuck you up. Did you get that or no? 370 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,649 Yeah, maybe I wanna get fucked up. You ever think of that? 371 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,027 What are you, fucking Rihanna? 372 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,320 (SIGHS) 373 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,739 You gonna back off? 374 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,200 I wanna hear it. I wanna hear it out of your fucking mouth. 375 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,659 - Just say it. - What do you want me to say? 376 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,495 - Back off. - To you? 377 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,163 Just say you're gonna back off from her. 378 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,289 - No! - Say it. 379 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,457 - No! - Say it. 380 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,583 - No! - Say it. 381 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,126 Now, just now, 382 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,545 because of all of this, for your sake, 383 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,755 I'm definitely fucking her. 384 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,299 I can't even remember the last time I felt something for someone. 385 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,759 And I'm just... (STUTTERS) 386 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,177 - If you could... - I'm pretty sure you felt so... 387 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,261 - Hey, guys. Sorry. - Don't worry. 388 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,388 We're gonna have to take it back from the... 389 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,806 I had to make a poopie. 390 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,183 Um, I think we should do more research about this. 391 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,393 - Yeah. - BRAD: Mmm-hmm 392 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,396 I would love to know more about these murders and... 393 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,398 - Right. The what? - The what? 394 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,111 FERNANDA: When I put, um, your address on Google, this came up. 395 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,904 SERGIO: Okay. BRAD: Holy shit! That's the house! 396 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,448 FERNANDA: I guess this Lady Azalea died here. 397 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,658 SERGIO: Wait. What, who died? 398 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,909 BRAD: What the fuck is a pleasure house? 399 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,411 SERGIO: Wait. What do you mean she died? 400 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:17,958 It says, "If you want to know more about the story of the house, buy the book. " 401 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,252 - Well, how much is the book? - $49.99. 402 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,628 - BRAD: What the fuck? - What? 403 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,465 FERNANDA: Right here it said that the author lives in Pasadena. 404 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,092 So I think we should contact him. 405 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,302 SERGIO: Why don't we just contact him instead of buying the book? 406 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,429 BRAD: That's what I was just thinking. 407 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,513 No, I think he should be in the movie. 408 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,597 Go straight to the horse's mouth. 409 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,266 Brad, I'm hungry! 410 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,767 - Hey! - Hi. How are you? 411 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,602 - Great, you're here. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 412 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,354 BRAD: Hey. 413 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,356 SERGIO: All right, is that good? You got it? 414 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,607 Perfect. Perfect. 415 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,817 SERGIO: All right. BRAD: Nice! 416 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:44,985 - It's a good angle, huh? - BRAD: Nice. 417 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,278 - All right, here we go. You ready? - Yes, sir. 418 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,780 Okay, so camera, camera. Back it up. 419 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,824 Uh, there's a camera by the bathroom. 420 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,160 We have cameras all around the living room. 421 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,121 So basically, if it's happening, we're gonna see it. 422 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,458 - Oh, we're working with Billy Chen, huh? - Billy Chen! 423 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,376 - He's a very talented undergrad... - (WHOOPS) 424 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,420 ...and he also knows what good an opportunity this is. 425 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,547 - (YELLS) - Oh, shit! 426 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,257 I wasn't scared, I just laughed because you were... 427 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,550 - Oh, okay. - This is Fernanda, 428 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,801 the newest member of our group. 429 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,136 - Hola. - CHUCK: Hey, assholes. 430 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,846 Ching Chong, get that fucking thing out of my face. 431 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,389 Off limits, or I'll kill you! 432 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,433 - Am I lying? Am I joking right now? - SERGIO: No, you're not. 433 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:17,517 (DOOR SLAMS) 434 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,186 Hey, Billy Chen, man, don't... Don't take that personal. 435 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,563 You know, he's not being a racist 'cause he's really racist. 436 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,315 He's just, like, not happy about the cameras, 437 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,984 so, you know, his bark is worse than his preconceived notions. 438 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,613 Yeah, I'm not happy that he didn't tell us three motherfuckers died here, all right? 439 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,989 Okay, but you gotta take it down a notch... 440 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,157 - Fuck him! - ... with the Jay-Z. 441 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,910 - I'll tell him to his face. - Shh! Stop. 442 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,913 Gangsta. 443 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,291 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Let's be professional, guys. 444 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,878 Hello, Professor Menapace, I'm Brad. 445 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,589 - We, uh, contacted... - Hi! 446 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,965 - Hi. - Hi. 447 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,051 - FERNANDA: Um... - You must be Fernanda. 448 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,178 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to see you. 449 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,055 It's such a pleasure to have you here. 450 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,264 Yes. 451 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,682 Um, if you can just take a seat, 452 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,684 we'll kinda go over what we're gonna be talking about. 453 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,395 I have... I have lots of questions set up, and so, if you could... 454 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,688 MENAPACE: Why don't I sit here? 455 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,815 I think this is a better spot. 456 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,442 Yeah, but we already... See, what happened is, 457 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,069 like, we set up light... Okay. 458 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,658 - All right. Perfect. - SERGIO: Perfect. 459 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,702 And so, if we could just start with your name and where you're from. 460 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,538 Professor Menapace. 461 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,665 I have a PhD in History from Brown. 462 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,042 I was a nominated finalist for the Pulitzer Prize 463 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,044 for my New York Times essay 464 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:30,131 chronicling harlotry in the early 20th century. 465 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:34,219 How did you become interested in this particular case of Lady Azalea? 466 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,971 She was a pioneer 467 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,140 uh, in her field, uh, 468 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,393 as a prostitute. 469 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:46,648 She allowed us to breathe sexually. 470 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,234 The Golden Shower, 471 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,154 the Dirty Sanchez, the Glass Bottom Boat, 472 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,533 Ebenezer's Jam, Casper's Wish, the Boston Cream Pie, 473 00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,203 I mean, these are things that you can all trace back to Lady Azalea. 474 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,664 - Can I talk to you? - FERNANDA: Um... 475 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,249 I wanna hear... 476 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,501 I wanna hear you ask me some questions. 477 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,211 Do you mind? 478 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,588 Right. (STAMMERS) I mean, I'm kind of... 479 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,631 MENAPACE: I'm feeling... No, I'm feeling a nice... 480 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,924 - Yeah. - Switch it up. 481 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,593 - Yeah, that will be fine. - Just... 482 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,677 Sure, sure, sure. 483 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,761 FERNANDA: I'm gonna switch too, and... 484 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,597 - Thank you, I appreciate it. - FERNANDA: Yes. (CLEARS THROAT) 485 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,348 - Much better. - Oh. 486 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,976 (CLEARS THROAT) 487 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,395 Um, do... (SIGHS) 488 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,230 (WHISPERS) First question is, uh... 489 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,773 (WHISPERS) First question is... 490 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,483 Stop. I'm not playing telephone with you. 491 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,861 Ask... Ask about the homicide. 492 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:37,032 Do you know anything about the homicides? 493 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,867 "Homo" what? 494 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,076 Oh, homicides. 495 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,287 - Homicides? - Yes. 496 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,122 - The murders? - Mmm-hmm. 497 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,166 We're human beings 498 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,960 with desires. 499 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,882 And sometimes, we can't control our desires. 500 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,344 Lady Azalea snapped! 501 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:03,558 And in a fit ofjealousy and rage, 502 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,146 she killed two men 503 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,025 in this house. 504 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:15,278 There were three pools of blood and only two bodies were recovered. 505 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,405 Lady Azalea's body was 506 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,824 never found. 507 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,370 Hypothetically, if there was a manifestation 508 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,664 of Lady Azalea in the house... 509 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,333 - Uh, how... - Let me get this straight. 510 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,585 - She manifested herself to you? - Mmm-hmm. 511 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,837 Already, you... This happened? 512 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,005 SERGIO: Yeah. 513 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,091 Um... 514 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,597 Did, uh, this apparition 515 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,727 look anything like this? 516 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,605 Um... 517 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,192 Yeah. 518 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,027 If Lady Azalea 519 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,949 has made her presence known to you... 520 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,079 Honestly, 521 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,708 - you're fucked! - I don't live here. 522 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:13,002 That doesn't matter. You... You're all fucked. 523 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,088 They're fucked. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) I'm not fucked. 524 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,257 You're fucked hard. 525 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,008 Do you understand me? 526 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,593 You're fucked. 527 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,512 - Hard. - FERNANDA: Hard? 528 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,182 All of you are fucked hard. 529 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,101 Really hard. 530 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:32,439 Like, the hardest fuck you can feel. 531 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,567 You're feeling it right now, 532 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,860 - I guarantee that. - (FERNANDA SIGHS) 533 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,737 I wish you luck. I must go. 534 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,822 I want you to hang on to this. 535 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,575 Well, thank you very much for coming down. 536 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,453 You really shed some light on this subject. 537 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,371 BRAD: It was an honor to meet you, Professor. 538 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,748 - SERGIO: Uh, we will, uh... - Yes, thank you. 539 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:50,915 Oh, thank you. 540 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,959 Well, just, just, just... 541 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,003 - I'll take you to the door. - BRAD: Thank you, Professor. 542 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,213 - SERGIO: Thank you. - Thank you so much. 543 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,465 - Drive safe. - FERNANDA: Have a good night. 544 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,426 - Holy shit, what a creep! - BRAD: Oh, wow. 545 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,011 What a great guy! 546 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,430 SERGIO: Were you guys in the same room that I was in? 547 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,848 - What are you talking about? - Freaking molester. 548 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,558 - Hector the Molester. - What? 549 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,393 He was freaking trying to get her in bed and just... 550 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,103 We live in a whorehouse, Serge. 551 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,063 - FERNANDA: He gave us the book. - What? That doesn't make it any... 552 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,982 - It's a historical monument. - Here. 553 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,192 You guys are... 554 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,443 - What do you wanna drink? - FERNANDA: No, no, no... 555 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,736 - We're taking shots, right now. - I can't, guys... 556 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,945 I have to leave. 557 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,405 BRAD: Get some rest. 558 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,823 - You need to. - I need my beauty sleep. 559 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,659 No, you don't. You've got plenty of that. 560 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:27,994 - Bye. Oh! - Okay, bye. 561 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,329 - You guys are so nice. Thank you. - Get up here. 562 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,455 - We are, right? - Thank you. 563 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,373 I love being part of this team. 564 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,042 - And I feel like a Ghostbuster. - We'll see you shortly. 565 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,210 I feel so great. 566 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,544 - We'll see you later. - Okay, thank you so much. 567 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,172 - Okay, aw! Thank you, bye. - We'll see you later. 568 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,549 - Bye, Serge. Bye, guys! - Okay. 569 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,801 Thank you! 570 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,261 I don't know, but I'm so fucking horny, I can't... 571 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,763 - Are you kidding me, dude? - We live in a whorehouse! 572 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,599 After everything that we've listened to today, 573 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,767 all you can think about is being horny? 574 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:51,976 I know your dick's hard right now. 575 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,520 - I'm not hard because I'm focused... - Yes, you are. 576 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,563 - ... on the project and I... - Let me feel it. Let me feel it. 577 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,316 Don't. Stop it. Can you not be a horn dog for one second? 578 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,818 - Uh, listen, I was born this way. - Listen. Hey! 579 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,277 - Hey, hey, hey! - (CRACKLING) 580 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,613 There are more things to life than being horny. 581 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,532 - Seriously. - No, there's not. 582 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:06,950 What starts life? 583 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:07,992 Horniness. 584 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,452 - No, sleep. - That's... No! 585 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:12,205 You're born 'cause someone's horny and decided to fuck your mom. 586 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,916 (SEXUAL MOANING ON COMPUTER) 587 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,420 (GRUNTS) 588 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,297 (SIGHS) 589 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,809 (SIGHS) 590 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:37,397 So, um, I'm just, like, 591 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:42,861 I woke up this morning and I saw this come rag on the ground, 592 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:46,739 and I literally wanted to enter their room 593 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:51,327 and punch one of them in the face until 594 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:54,789 um, his face caved in, but I didn't. 595 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,958 I painted a little portrait 596 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,003 of what my emotions would 597 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:03,673 manifest if it was, like, a person. 598 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,300 And, um... 599 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:10,430 I really, honestly, I really just wanna go get an eight ball right now, 600 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,348 but I'm not gonna. 601 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,309 - BRAD: Action. - Her name... 602 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,061 - No? - No. 603 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,229 Her name was... 604 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,440 Brad, what the fuck, man! I'm trying to do this! 605 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,525 I don't have time for this. Are you gonna be a grownup about it? 606 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,610 Just hold onto the fucking mike. 607 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,528 All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Her name was... 608 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,822 Why the fuck are we even doing this shit if Fernanda's not here? 609 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,657 All right, you know what? Get the fuck out. Come on. 610 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,242 - Go take a nap... - Yeah, good luck. 611 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,953 - Drink some fucking milk, get out. - Good luck without the producer. 612 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:35,747 - Produce that shit. - Fucking bullshit. 613 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,082 - Produce this. Produce it. - Just keep... 614 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,834 - Just get out, man. - Produce! 615 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,420 May 3rd, 1932. 616 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,214 Neighbors report hearing a struggle. 617 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,509 A door slams. 618 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,348 Gunshots ring out in the night. 619 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,476 Three bodies lay dead in a triangle of lust. 620 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,312 And Lady Azalea was never seen again. 621 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,024 I guess we'll never find out exactly what happened. 622 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,609 Or will we? 623 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,279 Did you get that? That was a good zoom, yeah? 624 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,990 (CHUCKLES) Do you like my drawing? Pretty nice? 625 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,287 BRAD: I say we pick up tae kwon do. What do you say, Sergio? 626 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,622 - SERGIO: Yeah. - Huh? 627 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,124 SERGIO: Yeah. Sounds good. 628 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:23,294 I think we should get a tan so you can see my cuts. 629 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,545 Yeah. 630 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,631 You can come too, Billy. 631 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,216 Oh, my God. 632 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,718 Look at these tits. 633 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,471 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 634 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,266 (SERGIO YAWNS) 635 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,309 Oh, shit. 636 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,144 - Hey! - Hi! Hey, what's up? 637 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,313 SERGIO: Hey! Come on in! 638 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,065 - So what happened? - Whew! 639 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,441 We were waiting for you yesterday. 640 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,860 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 641 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,320 You know, I had this thing with my friends, 642 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:51,531 - so I totally forgot and we went, like... - BOTH: Oh. Yeah. 643 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,658 - So you don't hate me, right? - No, we don't hate you. 644 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:56,619 - Never. Give me a hug, you little... Hate. - Mmm. 645 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,162 BRAD: Such a strong word. FERNANDA: (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 646 00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,914 - Guess what I brought? - What? 647 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,916 - La Ouija. - Oh-ho! 648 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,670 - Yeah! Ouija! (LAUGHS) - BRAD: Oh! Yeah! That's great! 649 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,297 Uh... Isn't that kinda dangerous though? 650 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,633 Don't be a pussy. Come on. 651 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,969 - I'm not... I'm just... I'm just saying. - Hey, man, don't be a pussy. 652 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,013 (GRUNTS) 653 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,848 - Oh, boy. - Are you moving it, dude? 654 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,933 No, I'm not moving it. I'm not moving it. Are you moving it? 655 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,518 - No. Are you? - Oh, shit. 656 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:21,894 No. 657 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,523 - FERNANDA: Shh. - What is that? "B"? 658 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,526 This is moving too fast. 659 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,237 R- A... 660 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,615 "D." Brad. 661 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,576 Brad! She wants Brad, guys. 662 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,369 - SERGIO: Come on. Asshole. - I'm just... What? 663 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:39,579 She knows what she wants, all right? 664 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:40,955 - SERGIO: Seriously, dude. - I like that in a chick... 665 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,623 - You're out. - SERGIO: Yeah, you're out. 666 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,667 - What do you mean, I'm out? - Clearly, you're not capable 667 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,045 enough to be a mature person to do this, so get out. 668 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,504 - Take a timeout. - BRAD: I need to be mature to do this? 669 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,798 - Take a kindergarten timeout, all right? - This is serious, Brad. 670 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,383 - It's not a game. - It's not a game? 671 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,926 - It's made by Hasbro, dick. - Okay. 672 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,095 - Okay? Eight and up, that's the age. - SERGIO: Be an adult. 673 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,264 (SIGHS) Lady Azalea, 674 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,392 we're here for you. 675 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:05,688 Tell us what you want. 676 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:06,856 We're ready for you. 677 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,232 (WHISPERS) We're ready. 678 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,985 - Just tell us right now. - We're ready. 679 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,529 (WHISPERS) Shine on. 680 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,785 Here we go, Lady Azalea. 681 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,245 Shine on. 682 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:23,831 - Just hit us with information. - Patience, shithead. 683 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:28,044 Just open it up and lay it down. 684 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,799 - FERNANDA: Mmm. - Anything at all. 685 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,803 Lady Azalea, if you wanna say anything, this is the time. 686 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,513 - (BRAD CHUCKLES) - What, dude? What? 687 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,139 Oh, you just suck at talking to chicks. 688 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:43,267 I happen to be really good at talking to girls. 689 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,478 Okay. Oh, nice. 690 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,438 Should we take a breath? 691 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:49,524 (DEEP BREATH) 692 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,692 - Okay, good. - Oh, your breath smells amazing. 693 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,362 - Can you feel that? - Mmm-hmm. 694 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,572 You feel that connection? 695 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,952 Lady Azalea, we feel you. 696 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,956 Mmm... I feel you. 697 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,460 I wanna feel your skin against mine. 698 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,506 I wanna kiss you all over your body. 699 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:19,011 I wanna feel you closer. 700 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:24,642 Your breasts, they're just so luscious, so perfect. 701 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,895 Your booty's like heaven. 702 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:29,981 Mmm... 703 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,650 Your booty's so fucking good. 704 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,154 - Are you moving it? - No. 705 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,406 - Are you sure? - I swear to God. 706 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:40,992 - "D." - "D." 707 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,578 I wanna put myself inside of you 708 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,038 and then just live there. I just wanna be inside of you 709 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:48,541 just like we're connected as one. 710 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,002 Do you want that? 711 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,045 - That's working. - Is that what you want? Tell me. 712 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,422 - Keep doing it. - Is that what you want? 713 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,841 Is that what you want? You want it, right? Can I give you that? 714 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,342 - Can I give it to you? - "I." 715 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:01,053 Just tell me. Tell me. 716 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,889 Tell me you want it. 717 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:06,392 You know you want it. You know you want it. 718 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,269 You know it. Tell me. 719 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,353 "E." 720 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:10,396 Tell me you want it. 721 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,480 LADY AZALEA: Die. 722 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:12,690 - Oh, my God. - (SERGIO SCREAMING) 723 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:13,816 BRAD: Oh, fuck! 724 00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,443 Billy! Fuck you! 725 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,779 (ALL PANTING) 726 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:22,617 SERGIO: What? You okay? 727 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,410 BRAD: Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. What do you mean? 728 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,704 - Yeah. I was just worried about you. - Billy... (LAUGHS) 729 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,289 - What are you doing? You all right? - Billy, you okay? 730 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,249 - You good? Billy! - Billy... (LAUGHS) 731 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,543 - Did you feel something grab my neck? - What? 732 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:33,878 - Did you feel something on your neck? - No. No. 733 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,213 Yeah, what the fuck just... 734 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:36,505 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine, dude. 735 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,132 - Are you sure? - Everything... Fuck. 736 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,842 And then Fernanda was doing... 737 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,469 Where is she? 738 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,804 - Where's Fernanda? - Oh, fuck. 739 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,932 - Where did she go? - I don't know. 740 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,017 (SERGIO PANTING) 741 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,145 I thought... I thought she... 742 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,481 - Wait, did she run with you? - I thought she... I thought... 743 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,691 Billy, I thought you were... 744 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,235 I told you not to fuck with the Ouija board. 745 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,695 - I said it... - I wouldn't, it was Fernanda's... 746 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:00,905 Oh, we fucked up. 747 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,366 - She probably ran the other way. - Mmm-hmm. 748 00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:04,700 Uh... 749 00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:49,704 (SCREAMS) 750 00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:54,041 Fernanda? Hello? 751 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,543 Ferdy-fern? 752 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,211 - SERGIO: Hey... - Hello? 753 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,754 FERNANDA: Hello. 754 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,798 - SERGIO: Hey. - Why'd you guys run? 755 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,259 Sergio took off running, so I just had to... 756 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,802 - No, I didn't. - I was worried about him. 757 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,178 No, that's not... Wait. 758 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:08,306 What are you doing sitting there in the dark? 759 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,558 FERNANDA: I'm adjusting my eyes. 760 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,768 BRAD: Right. 761 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:15,813 Hey, so that was crazy what happened back there, right? I mean, it was... 762 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,065 Yeah, you guys blew out the circuit breakers, 763 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:21,110 'cause you, what, you have like, 19 cameras plugged in? 764 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,321 Yeah, we do. Fuckin' Serge. 765 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,780 Listen, I'm sorry, 766 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,615 but I'm just gonna turn this on. 767 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,200 Sorry. 768 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,661 There's something going on in this house. 769 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:33,205 Yeah, that's what we were just saying right outside. 770 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:34,999 We were like, "There's something going on in this house. " 771 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,417 FERNANDA: She wants to communicate with us. 772 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,501 Yeah. 773 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:38,878 We need to try harder. 774 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,213 - Harder, harder next time. - Harder. 775 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,674 Are you guys ready to welcome spirits? 776 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,343 SERGIO: (CHUCKLES) What? 777 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,345 - FERNANDA: Yeah. - Yes. Yes. 778 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,014 Yes. 779 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,849 FERNANDA: You are ready? 780 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:52,933 Yeah. 781 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,519 (FERNANDA SPEAKING SPANISH) 782 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,611 (MOUTHING) What the fuck? 783 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:08,657 (WHISPERS) This is retarded and you know it, Brad. 784 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:09,992 You know this is retarded. 785 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,118 BRAD: This is what they do. 786 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,287 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 787 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:24,715 SERGIO: What? 788 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,634 FERNANDA: I feel a strong presence in this room. 789 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,677 Okay, no. That's... I know... It's because it's Chuck's room. 790 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:29,804 I think I need to go in there. 791 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,097 No, no, we're not allowed. 792 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,264 - Not allowed. - We don't go in there. 793 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:34,350 It's one of the... Probably the worst things you could ever say. 794 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,185 It's probably just the paint. 795 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,645 - Serge, look at me. - What? 796 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,022 - I am. - Don't you feel what I'm feeling? 797 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,108 BECKY: What are you talking about? 798 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,275 - Mmm-hmm. - Right? 799 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,528 - We need to go in there. - Yeah. Um... 800 00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:48,239 BRAD: Hey, can we just take off our shoes please? 801 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,116 FERNANDA: Shh. Brad, just focus. Focus. 802 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,700 - We need to focus, guys. - I know, 803 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,577 - but we could probably focus outside. - Sergio! 804 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:56,705 Let's open our hearts and breathe in again. 805 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,332 (DEEP BREATH) 806 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,084 Let it go. 807 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,419 (MOANS) 808 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,048 - Lady Azalea, come. - BECKY: Come? 809 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,341 Come, I'll be your vessel. 810 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,760 FERNANDA: I could be your vessel. 811 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,387 I could be your vessel, too. 812 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,097 Feel my heart's beating. Right here. 813 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,516 BECKY: Me, too. Oh, my God. FERNANDA: Could you feel us? 814 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,017 BECKY: Feel her. 815 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,019 (GIRLS MOANING) 816 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,813 FERNANDA: Becky. 817 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,064 Fernanda. 818 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,899 (BOTH SHUSHES) 819 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,025 Becky, please. 820 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,111 Shut up, Brad. We're working on something here. 821 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,280 - FERNANDA: Guys, let's focus. - It's a s�ance. 822 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,073 - Shh. - Shh! 823 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,285 Oh, my God. 824 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,203 (FOOTSTEPS) 825 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,122 (DOOR OPENS) 826 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,124 Are you fucking seriously in my room right now? 827 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,500 - Huh? - Chuck, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 828 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:44,795 You know open flames are a relapse trigger! God damn it! 829 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,130 (GRUNTS) 830 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:47,840 (CHUCKLES) 831 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,800 (SPEAKING VIETNAMESE) 832 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,845 (LAUGHS) 833 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,221 (GRUNTS) 834 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:57,933 What the fuck are you still doing in my room? 835 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:01,020 Get the fuck out! Get the fuck out of my face, Ching Chong! 836 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,563 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 837 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:03,981 Becky, Becky, get in. Get in, get in, get in. 838 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:05,065 Oh, my God. 839 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,150 - BRAD: Close the door! - Oh, my God! 840 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:07,234 - Get away from me. - Oh, that was amazing! 841 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,652 - Yeah, it was. - That was amazing! 842 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,654 Guys, guys, guys... 843 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,531 - Sergio, let's go back. - No, listen, listen, guys, we're... 844 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,534 We gotta take it down a notch. This is too much. 845 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,495 - What do you mean? - We're getting in too deep. 846 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:19,788 We need to pull out. We need to pull out, guys. 847 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,081 - The ghost, the ghost. - BECKY: Oh, my God. 848 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,000 (GRUNTS) It's in Chuck's body and it wants... 849 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:26,003 No! There is no ghost inside of Chuck's body, okay? 850 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:27,880 What? Are you retarded? 851 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,507 Jesus! What is wrong with you? 852 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:30,841 - No! - What is wrong with you? 853 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,135 - There's no ghost in Chuck's body! - Were you there? 854 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,178 - Yeah, I was there. - Brad! 855 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:37,014 - That's just Chuck, okay? Right, Serge? - SERGIO: Please! 856 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,849 Let's just compromise. 857 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,518 We'll go back, but we need to chill right now, 858 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:41,852 because we don't know how Chuck is right now. 859 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,355 Whether there's a ghost or whether there is... 860 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,606 - Serge, are you scared? - No, I'm not scared. 861 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,691 - Well, you're being scared. - Physically, Chuck will hurt me. 862 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:49,652 Your heart's beating. Listen to me. 863 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:50,778 Just talk to me, 864 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,613 - calm down, breathe. - BRAD: Look, look, everyone, stop it. 865 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,490 - I'm here with you. - Listen, stop it. Hey! 866 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,242 BECKY: I've got an announcement. BRAD: Hey! No. 867 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:57,660 - Stop that over there. - Big, important announcement. 868 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:58,827 Get them, Brad. 869 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,955 - Everybody. - Listen to Becky. 870 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,249 (SIGHS) Based on what I've been watching in this room 871 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:06,210 and the inability of any of you to make a decision 872 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,213 or be men, I've decided to join the team. 873 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,756 - FERNANDA: That's a good idea. - Thank you so much! 874 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,132 - No! - I'm gonna go over there 875 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,551 - and get the ghost! - No! 876 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:16,178 - Guys, I actually... - I think that's a good idea. 877 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,222 I think the ghost actually liked Becky. 878 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,307 - Yeah, I think that's a great idea. - And, yeah. 879 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,976 No, I think Becky would be a great addition to the... 880 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,269 No... I agree, I agree. 881 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,312 Hey, Becky, I think it's a great energy 882 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,189 because there's the two of us and the two of them... 883 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:28,566 FERNANDA: You guys are too much... 884 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,067 This is so great. 885 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,986 I have been told I have great energy... 886 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,571 - Shh. - BECKY: And I'm gonna... 887 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,867 She's still here. 888 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,458 MAN: (ON TV) Your sobriety is a gift. 889 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:51,422 Go ahead and breathe. Breathe. 890 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:53,257 He's definitely possessed. 891 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,426 CHUCK: A deaf person could hear you fucktards. 892 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,845 If you guys don't stop filming me, 893 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,597 I'm gonna cut your cocks off, 894 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,390 fuck your own assholes with 'em, 895 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:04,560 sew them on backwards and then shit on your face. 896 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,769 Yeah, that's Chuck. 897 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,313 - Sorry, Chuck. - We're just gonna go. 898 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,189 Are you a ghost? 899 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,941 (WHISPERS) Because if he is, he has to tell us. 900 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,443 CHUCK: Are you fucking with my mind? 901 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:15,279 Is this fucking bitch fucking with my mind? 902 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:16,447 SERGIO: It's all good. It's all good. 903 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,907 Are you serious, Ching Chong? What the fuck? 904 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:21,619 Oh, yeah, you're gonna hide there, motherfucker? Make your fucking move! 905 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,996 Fucking Lucy Liu bitch-ass motherfucker! 906 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,706 (HUFFING) 907 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,542 (GRUNTING) 908 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,712 Yeah, fucking work it out. 909 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,548 It's like football and you can check people, too. 910 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,342 You can be, like, little checks. 911 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:39,303 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Is there someone... 912 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:40,721 (GRUNTING) 913 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:41,972 Fuck drugs. 914 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,974 Doesn't say anything about possession. 915 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,976 Doesn't it jump from one page to another? 916 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,061 - Yeah, it does. - Like, it skips, 917 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,646 like 20 pages or something? I noticed that. 918 00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:50,481 We need that chapter for possession. 919 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:51,815 BECKY: Hey! 920 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,484 - BRAD: Becky! - Guys! 921 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:56,612 - Hey, Brad! - BRAD: Hey! 922 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:58,489 You brought, uh, Chanel. 923 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,157 - I love you, Chanel. You're so cute. - (GROWLS) 924 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,909 - You little, sweet... Oh! Oh! - (BARKS) 925 00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:04,036 Okay, so... 926 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,290 This was a demonstration of how she senses things about people. 927 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,834 I used to always come here and I would always think, like, 928 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:13,837 my dog is being a real bitch and she's also really stupid. 929 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,423 She just sits and she stares and she growls. 930 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:17,508 SERGIO: Mmm-hmm. 931 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,843 - Yeah. - But then you saw the ghost. 932 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,679 And then I started figuring it out. 933 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,347 Chanel's gonna find the ghost. 934 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:26,684 We're gonna let her loose and wherever she stares or growls, 935 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:28,352 that will be where the ghost is. 936 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,020 SERGIO: I believe it's an awesome idea. 937 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,690 I think we should totally just go with it. Don't you think? 938 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:34,900 - Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. - SERGIO: Right? 939 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,694 BECKY: Get the ghost, Chanel. Where's the ghost? 940 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,112 Go get the ghost. 941 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,280 Go get the ghost, sweetie. 942 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:42,241 Go get the ghost, Chanel. 943 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:43,742 Chanel, go get the ghost. 944 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,203 Try and get the ghost. 945 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,288 - Go get the ghost, Chanel. - (FERNANDA YAWNS) 946 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:49,873 Get the ghost, Chanel. 947 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,291 Could you stop watching the dog, please? 948 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,210 - Brad, what are you doing? - What do you mean? 949 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,837 I mean, if you believed in her, 950 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,004 she would be going to get the ghost. 951 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:57,965 - I believe in her. - I don't think you do. 952 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,302 - (LOUD THUD) - What the fuck was that? 953 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:04,722 SERGIO: Holy shit! 954 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,140 BRAD: Fucker. 955 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,058 What the fuck you assholes doing? 956 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:09,101 SERGIO: Oh, relax, buddy, it's okay. 957 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,561 Did you break the lock off the liquor cabinet? 958 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,312 Relax! We got this whole thing... 959 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:13,897 SERGIO: Where's the camera, guys? 960 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:17,025 Becky, where the fuck did you get that camera? 961 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:18,652 (SERGIO SIGHS) 962 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,374 She's gotta go, dude. 963 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:34,126 I can't have this happen again. 964 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,461 - Look at this. - BRAD: I told you that. 965 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:36,587 You realize how much I fiddled with this? 966 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,964 I was like this. I was like, "No, don't do that shit," 967 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,674 and you're like... (MOCK FEMININE GRUNTS) 968 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,759 It was our fault, Serge. 969 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,260 No, don't blame yourself, okay? 970 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,971 It was his fault. He's the one that was like, "Oh... " 971 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,474 She's coming, so you know what you have to do. 972 00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:49,850 So play it cool. 973 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,643 SERGIO: Hey! FERNANDA: Hi! 974 00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:53,437 - Hey, you guys. - What's going on? 975 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,480 Did you find anything? 976 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,857 SERGIO: We're looking at the carpet and stuff right now. 977 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,525 Hey, Chanel, how're you doing? 978 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,027 (GROWLING) 979 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:03,113 I feel like Chanel felt really weird. 980 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,782 - Let's go outside. - Maybe, about what was happening. 981 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:05,949 Let's go outside! 982 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,785 She just feels that you guys are maybe angry 983 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,203 and she's really sorry. 984 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,622 Okay, okay, let's just go outside, yeah? No sweat. 985 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:13,957 You are fucking everything up. You're leaving this? 986 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:16,168 We have a good thing going. For that idiot? 987 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,628 - What? There's no... - She's an idiot! 988 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,297 What are you even talking about? There's nothing, no one. 989 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:23,884 Like, this is not the first time they break up, you know what I mean? 990 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:26,011 I have a motto that goes, "Wait five minutes. " 991 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:28,222 Have you ever been in a relationship? 992 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,474 I mean, sure. 993 00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,393 Have they broken your heart? 994 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:38,065 I don't feel like I've put myself in that situation. 995 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,400 Have you broken someone's heart? 996 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,110 Uh, incapable. 997 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:44,363 - Fuck you! - BRAD: Yeah, yeah. 998 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:45,572 - Fuck you! - Yeah. 999 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,741 Fuck you! Fuck all of you! 1000 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:51,328 How about you? You've broken a lot of hearts, I'm sure. 1001 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:52,412 (CHUCKLES) 1002 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:57,251 Maybe one day I'll get to break someone's heart. 1003 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,337 - No, you shouldn't break... - No, I shouldn't. 1004 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,172 I just wanna be part of the club, I guess. 1005 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:04,758 Now take her spot real quick, take her spot. 1006 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,343 BRAD: Shots! 1007 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,512 Shots! 1008 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,764 - Mmm-hmm. - BRAD: Shots! 1009 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,433 Shots for a broken heart, ooh, ooh, ooh 1010 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:15,435 Shots for a broken heart It's my heart 1011 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,603 Let's turn this off and just... 1012 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:17,938 Hey, man. We're kind of in the middle... 1013 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,357 Can you shut up for a second, okay? Nobody cares. 1014 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,568 If you can respect your friend a little bit, okay? 1015 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,362 Because he's going through something very difficult right now. 1016 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:28,240 And I think that I should go out 1017 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:31,285 and swallow my sorrows 1018 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,496 as if they were liquor shots 1019 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,582 and then we all get laid. 1020 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,959 Because tonight, 1021 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,669 everybody gets laid! 1022 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,045 - All right? - I don't think that's a good idea. 1023 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,923 I'm pretty sure that's gonna happen, all right? 1024 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:47,843 - Billy took it down 'cause he's crazy! - FERNANDA: Whoo! 1025 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:50,012 - Oh! Oh! - All right, let's get back to the job... 1026 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,556 Can you please stop it? We're all going out, right? 1027 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,057 Yes? 1028 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,059 Yeah, I mean, if we go as a team... 1029 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,603 - As a team, we should definitely... - Yes. 1030 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,229 - That's exactly what we need to do. - Yes. 1031 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:00,397 Yay, yay, yay. 1032 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,857 - Ooh-ooh-ooh! - Robot, robot, baby. 1033 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:04,610 Yeah, good times, good times in your butt. 1034 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:05,986 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - What? 1035 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,154 - I'm kidding. - That's kind of weird. 1036 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,280 - The remix, the remix. - Okay. 1037 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,740 (HOOTING) 1038 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,950 - Looking sexy! - Looking good! 1039 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,076 (EXCLAIMS) 1040 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,369 Looking good! 1041 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:15,913 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1042 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,248 Come on, Billy, let's get shitfaced. 1043 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,500 Yeah, I love cock in my mouth. 1044 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,085 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1045 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,211 (DOOR SHUTS) 1046 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,123 (BLOWS SMOKE) 1047 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,208 (SCREAMS) 1048 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:12,970 BRAD: Everybody gets laid. 1049 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,429 SERGIO: I do think what we totally... 1050 00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:17,307 - It is water and sleep. - Fat chicks and cocaine! 1051 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:19,267 - Water and sleep. - Whoo-hoo! 1052 00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:21,061 Billy, it's time for water and sleep. 1053 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,187 Let's have a party! 1054 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:24,481 SERGIO: Hey, come on, man, you can't leave the fucking booze. 1055 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:25,899 - Chuck is gonna kill us. - (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1056 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,109 He's not ready for open containers. 1057 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,860 BRAD: Suck on my dick, Chuck. 1058 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:29,987 - Hey! - SERGIO: What? 1059 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,530 - Check this shit out. - What is it? 1060 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:34,282 - It's a fucking pipe. - What kind of pipe? 1061 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,243 They must have left this shit when we had our party. 1062 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,705 I feel like this could be like kush. 1063 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,331 - No, like, hash. - It's kush. 1064 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,166 - Like hash. - Oh, it's hash! 1065 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,334 - Or opium. - It's good. 1066 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,295 It's opium. It's opium, that's what it is. 1067 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,464 Yeah, I fucking... 1068 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:50,841 They fucking... 1069 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:54,302 Shit, Serge, fucking suck that shit. 1070 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:56,138 - Godly, you'd be a great girl. - (COUGHING) 1071 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,348 - What do you know about... (CHOKES) - It heals your lungs. 1072 00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,850 - What do you know about opium? - I read it. 1073 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:02,978 Listen to me, opium comes from Asia. 1074 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:06,231 And the Japanese said, "Opium. " 1075 00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:07,816 And that's how they came up with the name, 1076 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,485 but it really comes from Papote, that's the name of the plant. 1077 00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:13,030 - Papote? - And it was grown in Asia 1078 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,781 and that's where it comes from. Billy knows. 1079 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,867 Right, Billy? His grandpa found it. 1080 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:17,993 That makes no sense. 1081 00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:20,203 And it's kind of racist to Billy that you said that. 1082 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:22,456 Is it racist that I say weed was founded in Jamaica, 1083 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,957 because it was? No, it's not. 1084 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,710 That actually is pretty, pretty racist. 1085 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,919 No, it's not. It's true. 1086 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,629 It can't be racist if it's true. 1087 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,423 - I'm gonna go to bed, dude. - No, you're not. 1088 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:33,467 BRAD: Stop it. We're gonna call a prostitute. 1089 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,510 I wanna stick my penis in a melon. 1090 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,054 Wait a minute! 1091 00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:38,972 We got a hooker at the crib, bro. 1092 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:42,559 We got Lady Azalea-lou-la. 1093 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:45,062 Lady Azalea-le-le. 1094 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,814 I've got $7, Lady Azalea, 1095 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,399 for your services 1096 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:51,943 because my cock's about to burst. 1097 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,028 Billy, I'm going to bed. 1098 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,196 You're gonna blow each other. 1099 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,906 - BRAD: Whoa, slow down with that light. - You're gonna blow... 1100 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:56,990 You're gonna blow each other. 1101 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,116 BRAD: And what if we do? 1102 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,744 I love whipped cream on my pizza. 1103 00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:04,247 Hey, Becky. I'm so sorry for everything that happened. 1104 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,125 I didn't mean it. 1105 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,335 That's why I'm freaking out, 1106 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,754 because I'm realizing that I love you. 1107 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:12,547 So I think that 1108 00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:15,175 we should, you know, be together. 1109 00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:19,012 Can you come? Yeah? 1110 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,847 I'll be waiting for you upstairs. 1111 00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:23,725 Godly. 1112 00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:25,852 What was I eating? 1113 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,358 (HUFFS) 1114 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,027 (HUFFING) 1115 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,051 (SHEETS RUSTLING) 1116 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:08,395 (DOOR CREAKING) 1117 00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,592 (WHISPERS) Go back to sleep. 1118 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,093 Shh! 1119 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,187 Oh, sweet. 1120 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,148 (BRAD MOANS) 1121 00:44:57,570 --> 00:45:00,697 (MOANS) Oh, my God! 1122 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,157 - What are you doing? - What the fuck? 1123 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,617 Becky, what the fuck? 1124 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,619 - Who are you fucking? - I don't know, it just... 1125 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,786 It was here all of a sudden, 1126 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:08,330 then you came in and it disappeared. 1127 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,414 I thought it was you! 1128 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,541 - Did you fuck the ghost? - No! 1129 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:14,419 - No, no, no. Stop, no... - What happened? 1130 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,254 - No, no, no. - Did you just fuck a ghost? 1131 00:45:16,339 --> 00:45:18,256 No! Ghosts aren't real, okay? 1132 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:20,258 You just put your dick in a dead thing. 1133 00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:22,135 - Becky, please. - This has gotten too weird. I'm out. 1134 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,095 - No. This is fucked up shit. - Just stay with me, please. 1135 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,388 Just stay with me. Just... 1136 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:26,681 - Becky, just stay with me. - No. No, no. 1137 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:29,559 Becky, please, stay with me for just one second. 1138 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:30,894 - Becky! - BECKY: Fuck you, Brad. 1139 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,020 Come on. 1140 00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:38,401 Yep, that's, uh... That's officially Brad fucking a ghost, everybody. 1141 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:39,694 You know what I think we should do? 1142 00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,947 We should probably just retrace our steps 1143 00:45:42,031 --> 00:45:43,573 to find out how we got there. 1144 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:45,659 Right? 'Cause I think the first thing you said was you wanted to 1145 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,702 pay the ghost to have sex, right? 1146 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,579 - No, I don't remember that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1147 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,414 You said that. You were sitting on the couch. 1148 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,083 No. No, that's not... 1149 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,417 I don't know what you're talking about. 1150 00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:55,835 No, because if you're not sure, 1151 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,003 we could go back to the footage. 1152 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,213 No, no, that's fine. 1153 00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,547 Are you sure? 'Cause maybe Fernanda wanted... 1154 00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:01,967 Fernanda, I think you might wanna take a look at it, right? 1155 00:46:02,051 --> 00:46:03,385 - Yeah, sure, maybe. - Yeah, let's... Let's do it. 1156 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:06,137 This isn't fucking funny anymore, Serge. All right? Can you stop? 1157 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:08,974 Fernanda would benefit from figuring out 1158 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,684 what you were saying at the time 1159 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,269 and maybe that could lead to... 1160 00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:14,104 I was saying a lot of things, all right? 1161 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:17,232 - I'm just always just saying, so... - FERNANDA: Okay, Brad, 1162 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,484 you shouldn't feel bad about it. 1163 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,362 You should consider yourself lucky. 1164 00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:26,283 Why, Fernanda? Because I just fucked a ghost. 1165 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:27,701 It's sexy. 1166 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,787 (STUTTERS) I actually, I wouldn't call it sexy. 1167 00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:31,955 I don't think that's the right... 1168 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:33,540 I think it's erotic. 1169 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:37,585 It's like we're all virgins and you're the man. 1170 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,797 SERGIO: (STUTTERS) I wouldn't say I'm a virgin 1171 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:44,634 as much as I would say I never had sex with a ghost. 1172 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,094 I know but, you know... 1173 00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:50,890 Maybe one day you will, and I just was selected by the entity. 1174 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,393 Can I interview you or... 1175 00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,062 Can I... 1176 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:59,232 I would love to have an interview with you. 1177 00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:01,901 I mean, you know, if that's what... 1178 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,322 If that's what we need to do. I mean, it's kind... 1179 00:47:05,406 --> 00:47:07,991 - It was kind of scary, you know? - Yeah, I bet. 1180 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,827 Could we do it without... 1181 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:12,370 Could we do it without you? 1182 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:13,663 BRAD: It's kind of personal, Serge. 1183 00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:15,248 - Is it? - And you're just always, 1184 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,000 you know, making jokes out of stuff, so... 1185 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,710 - Do you mind? - SERGIO: I'm just, 1186 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,086 I'm thinking before I start... 1187 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,339 Can you please, Serge? This is personal, man. 1188 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,174 That's cool, that works. 1189 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:26,426 - I'm sorry, Brad. - (SIGHS) 1190 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,595 Brad. 1191 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,765 How do you feel? 1192 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,058 I mean, was this something that 1193 00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:35,894 you always wanted to have as an experience? 1194 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,732 - I guess so. - Mmm-hmm. 1195 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,610 Before you went to bed, 1196 00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:48,948 you were feeling sad, happy, horny? 1197 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:50,909 I was... I was tired. 1198 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,286 That's why I fell asleep, but... 1199 00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:55,205 Mmm-hmm. 1200 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,832 I guess I was a little bit horny. 1201 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,418 - You're a very horny man. - Yes. 1202 00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:05,256 I think she sensed when there's lust around, 1203 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,134 when there's this sexual charge. 1204 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:10,678 Right? 1205 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:13,681 - Mmm-hmm. - See, that night that there was the party, 1206 00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,642 there was sex around. 1207 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,685 And, you know, she showed up with Sergio. 1208 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,230 The other day at the s�ance when I was having these weird feelings 1209 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:22,816 towards Sergio, and then that happened, 1210 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,609 and then you... 1211 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:27,070 You took it to the next level. 1212 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,199 Are you sexually charged now? 1213 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:33,701 Do you feel sexually charged? 1214 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:37,080 - Yeah. - Are you ready for a test, maybe? 1215 00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,666 If you want, we can test her? 1216 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,585 Yeah. I mean, I'm feeling pretty, you know, charged up. 1217 00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:44,254 Okay, good. 1218 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:45,672 (MOANS) 1219 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,298 Oh, Brad. 1220 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:49,926 (MOANS) Oh, touch it. 1221 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,594 Oh, Brad! 1222 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:53,138 (MOANS) 1223 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:54,806 (GASPS) 1224 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:57,183 Okay, it's not working. 1225 00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,643 - What do you mean? - It's not working. 1226 00:48:58,727 --> 00:48:59,853 What do you mean "it's not working"? 1227 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,813 Well, it's... Obviously, nothing's happening. 1228 00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,231 You got to... (STUTTERS) 1229 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,108 You know, you got to give it some time. 1230 00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:06,192 (INHALES) 1231 00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:08,820 Maybe I just have to really 1232 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,363 pretend I like you. 1233 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:11,573 Okay. 1234 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,658 Maybe I just have to be, like, into you. 1235 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,243 I'll try, okay. 1236 00:49:15,327 --> 00:49:16,578 Okay, just turn around, turn around. 1237 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,913 Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. 1238 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,624 Okay. I like you so much. 1239 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:24,544 Oh, you turn me on. Yes. 1240 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:28,131 - Ugh! Freaking crazy, Brad! - I was just... 1241 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:29,841 - You're biting me! - I'm not biting you! 1242 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:32,886 - That hurts. - Okay, okay, just one more time. 1243 00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:34,345 Goodness sakes. 1244 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,223 (GRUNTS) Oh, God damn it! 1245 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:38,558 - Like, you... - Could we please just... 1246 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:39,851 Do you just wanna stick 1247 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,144 - everything down... - (DOOR OPENS) 1248 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,812 SERGIO: What the hell are you guys doing? 1249 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,189 Oh! 1250 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,024 FERNANDA: Serge! 1251 00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:48,109 - I'm so happy you're here. - Are you? 1252 00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:50,737 - I think I felt something, yes. - 'Cause it seems like... 1253 00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:52,906 Yes. (MOANS) 1254 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:55,658 (BOTH MOANING) 1255 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:56,993 - Oh, yes. - (MOANS) 1256 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,913 That's really working. Oh, you're so... 1257 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:01,664 - Oh! (GASPS) - (SERGIO MOANS) 1258 00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:02,957 (MUMBLES) Just keep kissing me. 1259 00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:05,502 Oh, my God! This is so cool, Serge. 1260 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:08,588 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 1261 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,382 (MOANING) 1262 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:13,968 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. 1263 00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:15,178 - Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. - Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 1264 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:16,930 Go with it. Go with it. 1265 00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:18,640 - (MOANS) - What's happening? 1266 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,016 - FERNANDA: Oh, it feels good. - I'm just gonna go. 1267 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:21,768 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1268 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,146 She's liking it, Serge. 1269 00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:28,149 Oh! Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. 1270 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:30,693 (MOANING) 1271 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:35,198 FERNANDA: She's coming. Yes. 1272 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,533 (SERGIO CRYING) 1273 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:38,076 - (CLATTERING) - (GRUNTING) 1274 00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:43,706 - What happened? - (STRAINING) Nothing. 1275 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,875 - Did you just come in your pants, bro? - Mmm-mmm. I'm gonna go. 1276 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,461 - BRAD: Serge? Serge? - Get away. Get away. 1277 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:49,963 Serge? 1278 00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,800 FERNANDA: Serge? Please, just don't go yet. 1279 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,385 (WHISPERING) 1280 00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:56,844 SERGIO: What the fuck, guys? Come on! 1281 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:57,971 - Do you not knock? - FERNANDA: Oh, my God! 1282 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,222 That was so insane! 1283 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,349 That was awesome what you did! 1284 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:02,433 - And you! - Can you... 1285 00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:04,561 You're the man! He did... I mean... 1286 00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:06,729 Hey! 1287 00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,231 Let's just look at me for, like, five seconds. 1288 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:09,732 Just give me five seconds of your fucking time, 1289 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:11,651 that's all I'm asking for. Stop it! 1290 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:13,486 I am done with this shit! 1291 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:16,072 I just realized, I had an insight to my fucking self, 1292 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:18,783 I am not the guy that comes with friends involved. 1293 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,411 And, Fernanda, you're hot, and you're fucking sexy 1294 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:23,746 and all that great stuff, but I can't take it anymore! 1295 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:24,914 - But the ghost liked it! - No! Hey! 1296 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,040 I don't give a shit about the ghost! 1297 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,375 - I mean, did you see that? - Because you know what? 1298 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,335 I'm doing shit that I've never done in my life 1299 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,671 and you guys don't give a crap about me! 1300 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,798 You are beautiful 1301 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,425 and you're fucking nuts 1302 00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:37,635 and that's perfect, because for a second, 1303 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,512 for a fucking second I thought I could hunt, 1304 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,139 I could fucking roll with you, okay? 1305 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:43,850 But I'm not, okay? And this is the fucking proof. 1306 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,394 I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to choose somebody. 1307 00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:48,521 - Listen... - I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, 1308 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,898 I'm done putting all my energies into this project. 1309 00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:52,567 - Guys... - And I'm putting... I'm done just putting 1310 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:55,361 all my energies into you, so choose one, choose now, 1311 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,780 I cannot compete, I am not built for this shit, 1312 00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:00,241 so please, just choose somebody! 1313 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,286 (CHUCKLES) Serge, I... 1314 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,455 I can't choose. 1315 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,790 I'm sorry, you don't have a choice. 1316 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,001 - You have to choose. - (FERNANDA CLEARS THROAT) 1317 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:12,170 I have a boyfriend. 1318 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:17,216 Of course, you fucking do. 1319 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,386 Everybody, Billy Chen, he's got... (CHUCKLES) 1320 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:23,097 Of course, you're gonna have a boyfriend. I just... 1321 00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:26,643 'Cause when I thought that coming in my pants would be the twist, 1322 00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:28,227 it's not the fucking twist, 1323 00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:29,729 this is the twist! 1324 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:30,813 So go on. 1325 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:33,066 You have a boyfriend! Let's talk about the fucking... 1326 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,818 Is this a test? Because if you need to a have a boyfriend to choose me, 1327 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,779 - like, that's fine, I don't care... - You know what? That's... 1328 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,822 - I'm sorry, I can't. - Could you please relax? 1329 00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:41,407 Serge, just take five minutes, bro. 1330 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,492 You'll get it up again. 1331 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:44,160 - FERNANDA: Serge! - Serge! 1332 00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:46,162 I didn't wanna hurt you! 1333 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,456 (SIGHS) 1334 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:50,583 BRAD: I think we should just keep going, don't you think? 1335 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:53,336 I think we should definitely, like... 1336 00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:58,216 What's wrong with you? Stop it! 1337 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,009 - I'm gonna go home. - For the ghost! 1338 00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:02,929 - Don't follow me, you stalker. - I'm not... 1339 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,765 What? You came to our house. 1340 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:07,100 You jerk. 1341 00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,894 I didn't mean that. 1342 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:12,188 I got to fucking nut in my pants to get the chick? 1343 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,356 Is that what it is? 1344 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,607 Serge? 1345 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,152 Fernanda? 1346 00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:21,280 Guys? 1347 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,200 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1348 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,703 LADY AZALEA: (FAINTLY) Billy. 1349 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:36,629 (LADY AZALEA MOANING) 1350 00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:44,679 (WHISPERS) Billy. 1351 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:45,888 (GIGGLING) 1352 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,598 Billy. 1353 00:53:47,975 --> 00:53:49,058 (CHUCKLING) 1354 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:50,935 Billy. 1355 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,187 Billy. (MOANING) 1356 00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:57,942 (GIGGLING CONTINUES) 1357 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,574 (ASIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 1358 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,201 (GIGGLING) 1359 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,745 (VOCALIZING) 1360 00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:10,496 (METAL CLANGING) 1361 00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:13,875 (MOANING CONTINUES) 1362 00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:15,626 (SILENCE) 1363 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:18,921 (BILLY BREATHING HEAVILY) 1364 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:44,989 (GIGGLING) 1365 00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:04,050 Hey, do you want to go to a titty bar, Serge? 1366 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:06,511 - No, man. - Come on, man, 1367 00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:07,804 let's get the fuck out of the house. 1368 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,013 Let's go to the titty bar. 1369 00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:10,848 Dude, I don't wanna go to a titty bar right now. 1370 00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:12,350 Come on. It's Iraqi Week. 1371 00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:13,476 Let's just go. 1372 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,061 Um, they... I think they've got a buffet. Check online. 1373 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,313 You could get some roast beef soup or something. 1374 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:18,731 Why don't you go look at titties yourself, man? 1375 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,733 You've had some time. I don't wanna go alone, okay? 1376 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,318 I wanna be with my friend. 1377 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:23,486 You're the only... Who am I gonna ask? 1378 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:24,946 Chuck? To go to a fucking titty bar? 1379 00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:25,988 - Get up, let's go. - Hey. 1380 00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:27,532 - Fucking let's go outside. - Hey, hey. 1381 00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:30,034 - You know what "no" means? - Fuck Fernanda! 1382 00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:31,494 Dude, it's not just Fernanda, okay? 1383 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:32,745 No, it is. Fuck her, all right? 1384 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,664 - Yeah, but then there's no movie... - She just fucked with us. 1385 00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:35,957 And I was kind of, uh... 1386 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,667 What do you mean? There is a movie. Look at fucking Billy, 1387 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:38,835 he's still here. There's no movie? 1388 00:55:38,919 --> 00:55:40,920 What the fuck has Billy been doing? 1389 00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:43,714 Recording me sitting down like an asshole. 1390 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,174 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1391 00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:46,384 You're the one that got me in this shit. 1392 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:49,345 I didn't wanna fucking do it and now I'm fucking excited about it. 1393 00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:51,097 I fucked a ghost. 1394 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:53,391 Has that ever happened before? 1395 00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:55,977 What did we learn from fucking Fernanda? 1396 00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:58,187 It likes to be around sexual situations. 1397 00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:00,857 It likes to be around sexual... 1398 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,567 Are you getting this, Billy? Of course, you are. 1399 00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:04,402 That's why I fucking love you. Let's do that then. 1400 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,862 Let's show her that we want her. 1401 00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,905 Maybe she'll come out or something. 1402 00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,157 I'm willing to sacrifice my dick 1403 00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:12,451 for your fucking project, man. 1404 00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:16,289 You think fucking Kobe Bryant wants to wake up 1405 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,708 every morning at 5:00 and shoot 500 free throws? 1406 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,459 No, he doesn't, but he does, 1407 00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:22,169 'cause that's what he was born to do. 1408 00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:24,547 - Really? - That's why he's making the money. 1409 00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,757 I was born to fuck. 1410 00:56:26,842 --> 00:56:30,428 So you're saying you're the Kobe Bryant of ghost-fucking? 1411 00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:38,561 If that's the title you wanna give me, Serge. 1412 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:39,729 I didn't give you the title. 1413 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,023 You kind ofjust did by saying that. 1414 00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:43,900 Let's do it, get the footage, 1415 00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:46,402 fucking do your shit with the fucking editing 1416 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:50,114 and put it together, make millions. Millionaire. Yes? 1417 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:52,825 Please? We're Ghost Team One. 1418 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:55,161 Ghost Team One because apparently there is more than one. 1419 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,788 No, because fucking "Ghost Team" is stupid, okay? 1420 00:56:57,873 --> 00:56:59,749 We're Ghost Team One. 1421 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:03,294 Can you please say it? Please? Just once? 1422 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:07,006 Okay. Let's take this seriously, then. 1423 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:08,382 Ready? 1424 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:11,552 BOTH: One, two, three... 1425 00:57:11,637 --> 00:57:14,263 - Ghost Team... - We're gonna masturbate. 1426 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:17,475 Billy, you're in on this or what? 1427 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:18,976 You're in the crew? Jack off crew? 1428 00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:21,520 Yeah! (CHUCKLES) I love it, Billy. 1429 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:22,980 You need this. Let's go. 1430 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:25,858 We got a Lady Azalea, bon app�tit, 1431 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:28,611 all-you-can-eat pussy buffet, baby, right here. 1432 00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:29,904 We got dildos to my left 1433 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:32,865 because even when I'm focused on all these pictures, 1434 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,116 I need the peripheral. 1435 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:35,910 So it's like vagina, vagina, vagina, 1436 00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:38,329 and then dildo that goes into the vagina. 1437 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:40,623 We got some girl-on-girl, double-P. 1438 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:41,958 We got some ass-licking. 1439 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,167 SERGIO: Hey, man. 1440 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:44,418 I'm in the middle of something, bro. 1441 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:45,670 - I'm in the middle of something. - I can see that. 1442 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:47,880 I just wanted to let you know that I don't have a lock on my door, 1443 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,131 so just play it cool, okay? 1444 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,342 Listen, you need some Vaseline, some fucking baby oil? 1445 00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:54,136 Rub your dick up. I want it hard as a fucking nail gun! 1446 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,888 No, that's the opposite of what I'm trying to tell you. 1447 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:58,182 I don't want any more Y tu mam� tambi�n moments, okay? 1448 00:57:58,266 --> 00:58:00,476 - You got it. You got it. - Got it, Billy? All right. 1449 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,144 Okay. Take some porn before you go. Take some. 1450 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:03,646 - No, I probably shouldn't... - No, no. Please, come on. 1451 00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:05,398 Take that one, take that one too. Take those. You need it. 1452 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,191 We need to get this baby up and going, 1453 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:08,275 perk that bitch up. 1454 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,819 Take off your pants, you don't even need pants anymore. 1455 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:10,987 - All right, I'll take this one. - Take them off. 1456 00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:12,989 - Take off your shirt, take off your shoes. - I'll take this one. Oh. 1457 00:58:13,073 --> 00:58:14,073 - Can I take both? - You need some more? 1458 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:15,324 - Take some more? - Take that one right there, too. 1459 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:16,409 - No, this is fine. - Are you sure? 1460 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,535 All right, just don't whisper... 1461 00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:18,661 - Don't whisper at my door please. - Okay. 1462 00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:21,205 Cock nunchucks. Cochunchucks! 1463 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,335 Oh! 1464 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:27,712 I'm psyched. 1465 00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:29,171 Uh, not freaking out. 1466 00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:32,174 Uh, yeah, looking great. Uh... 1467 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:33,968 You know, not scared at all, 1468 00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:35,886 just ready to rock 'n' roll. 1469 00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,847 Um, yeah, rock out with our cocks out. 1470 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:40,391 Let's do it, guys. Ghost Team One! 1471 00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:45,646 Lady Azalea 1472 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:48,774 isn't into this shit. 1473 00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:50,735 This didn't work. 1474 00:58:50,819 --> 00:58:53,154 I'm kind of relieved because I don't wanna fuck a ghost. 1475 00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:54,363 I don't, it wasn't fun. 1476 00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:55,948 (CRYING) Who would wanna fuck a ghost? 1477 00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:57,074 That was stupid. 1478 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:59,910 I just want everything to go back to normal. 1479 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,996 You don't scare me, bitch! You don't! 1480 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,331 Sergio! I just want Sergio to come. 1481 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:07,752 I can't even fucking get hard, man, not even a fucking half-chubber. 1482 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:11,130 I don't know what the fuck is going on with my dick! 1483 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:14,592 (SOBBING) I popped six Viagras and none of them worked, man! 1484 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:18,387 Oh, my God! Where's my Shake Weight? 1485 00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:20,056 Fuck this shit! 1486 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:21,682 Fuck this shit! 1487 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,517 Fuck this shit. Fuck it all. 1488 00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:25,770 (BILLY PANTING) 1489 00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:27,855 BRAD: Billy? 1490 00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,899 What the fuck are you doing here? 1491 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,526 Have you been here this whole time? 1492 00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,322 Have you heard from Sergio? 1493 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:38,365 Is he in here? 1494 00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:42,870 Sergio? 1495 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:45,498 Sergio? 1496 00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:47,666 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1497 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,293 Billy, follow me in here. 1498 00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:53,756 Sergio? 1499 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,007 (GASPING) 1500 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,301 Sergio! Sergio! 1501 00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:59,011 What the fuck, dude? Just back up. 1502 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,596 I thought you were dead, man. 1503 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,932 The first thing I said was not to come into my room, 1504 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:04,850 and you bring Billy along. I'm uncomfortable with... 1505 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,227 Billy's been sitting here the whole time. 1506 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,520 I didn't even know he was here! 1507 01:00:07,687 --> 01:00:10,439 Jesus Christ! What the fuck is that smell? 1508 01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:12,775 I am naked under my covers, so please just back away. 1509 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:14,318 Don't do that, please. 1510 01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:16,821 - I was worried about you! - I'm feeling very vulnerable 1511 01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,114 and I need you guys to please leave right now. 1512 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,282 - Did you see the ghost? - I didn't see the ghost. 1513 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,451 - I didn't either. - So it didn't work out, 1514 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,787 and now I just need five minutes to put some underwear on. 1515 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,455 Please, just don't sit, don't touch my bed... 1516 01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:28,290 Where's your underwear? I'll get them for you. 1517 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,543 No, don't get my underwear for me. Stop it! 1518 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:37,383 What's up, Billy? 1519 01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:40,803 I mean, there are things that I'd be willing to do for research 1520 01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:42,721 and there are things that... 1521 01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:45,558 Just too much sometimes. 1522 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:48,185 SERGIO: I saw tentacle porn. 1523 01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:49,562 BRAD: You mean, like, a cartoon? 1524 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,522 No, the real deal. 1525 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:55,401 Real tentacles with real people putting their junk in it. 1526 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:56,902 It's... 1527 01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:03,033 I miss Fernanda. 1528 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:07,788 Yeah. 1529 01:01:07,873 --> 01:01:09,665 (ANSWERING MACHINE) Hi! This is Fernanda. 1530 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:10,916 Please leave a message. 1531 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,252 - (BEEPS) - Hey! Fernanda, what's going down? 1532 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:14,378 It's Sergio. 1533 01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:15,588 I miss you, Fernanda. 1534 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:19,508 I'm sorry, I'm such an idiot for misinterpreting 1535 01:01:19,593 --> 01:01:22,094 you making out with me 1536 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:24,180 and you letting me grab your boobs and stuff. 1537 01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:25,931 I just never felt this way, you know? 1538 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:28,267 I don't even wanna fuck you, I wanna make love to you. 1539 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,311 The project, you know, is more important 1540 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:31,854 than whatever's happening 1541 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:35,024 between you and me or... Or Brad, or your boyfriend. 1542 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:37,151 Which, you know, if you wanna bring him around sometime, 1543 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:39,820 just so he doesn't feel weird about stuff, that's totally cool. 1544 01:01:39,905 --> 01:01:41,322 I feel like dancing, you know what I'm saying? 1545 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,908 I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it! 1546 01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:45,951 What I'm trying to say is that I'm a grown-ass man 1547 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:50,497 and you don't need to worry a damn thing, girl. I'm serious. 1548 01:01:50,582 --> 01:01:52,249 I don't know if your voice mail's getting full, 1549 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:55,044 but it cut me off this time a little bit earlier. 1550 01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:57,087 Ugh! I'm such a rambler. 1551 01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,923 Fast forward through this one, go to the... 1552 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:01,467 Fast forward through the second, fast forward... 1553 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:04,553 And then go to the first, and that's where it starts, so we're backtracking. 1554 01:02:04,638 --> 01:02:06,889 Uh, just... I don't even know if this is recording. 1555 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:07,932 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Mailbox full. 1556 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:09,558 (YELLS) No! 1557 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:12,728 Feel me knocking? Let me in. Talk to you soon. 1558 01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:17,608 I'm in love! Whoo! 1559 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,653 (CHUCK SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 1560 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:23,030 (ASIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 1561 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:38,921 Oh, it smells like fucking dick. 1562 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:41,006 SERGIO: Brad! You gotta come and look at this right now. 1563 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:42,174 BRAD: Hold on. 1564 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,717 No, no, no, don't hold on. Please, just... 1565 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,469 Hold on. Let me just clean up. 1566 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:47,763 - Hey, do you have, like, a... - Dude, listen, listen... 1567 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,640 I just saw a security cam and... 1568 01:02:49,724 --> 01:02:51,058 Brad, watch out! 1569 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:54,228 - Hey, guys. - BRAD: What's wrong with you? 1570 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:55,562 BRAD: Hey, Chuck. CHUCK: How's it going? 1571 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,273 - Good, man. How are you? - You guys hungry? 1572 01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:58,607 - SERGIO: No. No! - I'm hungry. 1573 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,276 - CHUCK: I made some pho. - Some what? 1574 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:01,819 - Pho. - What is that? 1575 01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:03,570 It's a traditional Vietnamese noodle dish. 1576 01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:04,613 Can I taste it? 1577 01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:05,739 - Sure. - SERGIO: Don't taste it, Brad. 1578 01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:06,949 - Can I have some? - We gotta work, remember? 1579 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,617 - Shut up! I'm hungry. - No, please don't. 1580 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:09,952 - No. - Of course, you can. 1581 01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:11,537 - Just a little bit. - All right, just... Fucking just... 1582 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,956 No, we're gonna... No, no. Fucking don't. 1583 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:14,999 (SLURPING) 1584 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,959 - It's good, right? - Mmm... 1585 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,585 - You made that? - Mmm-hmm. 1586 01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:23,590 SERGIO: We're gonna work real quick. 1587 01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:26,218 - We're under a lot of stress because... - BRAD: That's fantastic, Chuck. 1588 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:28,554 - ... we have a deadline and... - CHUCK: That sounds fun. 1589 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:31,015 - That's a great robe. - Hey, Billy. 1590 01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:33,142 SERGIO: Brad, I gotta show you something. 1591 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,394 - Wow! Mmm! - CHUCK: Tasty, huh? 1592 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:37,146 - Yeah! - Sure you don't wanna try some? 1593 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,440 (STAMMERS) No, I'm good, 'cause I really gotta work. 1594 01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:40,524 BRAD: Try some, Serge. 1595 01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:41,817 - No, no, I'm good now. - He made us food, man. 1596 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,569 After we work, we'll have all the pho that I can handle. 1597 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:44,653 We don't have to work! 1598 01:03:44,738 --> 01:03:46,030 - Please. - Get over yourself. 1599 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:48,991 - But thank you, it was very generous. - CHUCK: Okay. 1600 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:50,576 Bye, Billy. 1601 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:55,998 Can you smell that, dude? 1602 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:59,168 Fucking throw it up. Throw it up. Throw it up. Just throw it up. 1603 01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:00,878 (RETCHING) 1604 01:04:04,215 --> 01:04:06,258 We can't eat that shit. Come here. Come here, come here. 1605 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:07,468 You gotta look at the fucking footage. 1606 01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:09,678 I just fucking saved your life. Thank me later. Come on. 1607 01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:15,309 - And what am I looking at here? - What the... 1608 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:17,019 Just look at him. 1609 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,188 - BRAD: Uh, is he smoking? - Yeah. 1610 01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:20,731 Oh... 1611 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:22,858 That's the opium pipe we found, you know? 1612 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,651 Yeah. Yeah. 1613 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:27,196 Is that what you were gonna show? Yeah, he's not sober anymore. 1614 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,864 - That's fucked up. - No, no, look at him. Look at him now. 1615 01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:30,574 Look at him now. Look at his face. 1616 01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:32,659 That's just O.P.P. face, baby. 1617 01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:33,952 That's not... You're making... 1618 01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:35,621 First of all, you need to get off this whole, 1619 01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,873 "I-know-what-opium-does-to-people," 'cause you have no clue. 1620 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:39,291 - Yes, I do. - No, you don't! 1621 01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:42,544 At least he's not doing cocaine and shit. He's way nicer on opium. 1622 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:45,881 This is not the face of a man that's on opium or any other kind of drug. 1623 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:46,965 - Yes, it is. - This is a man 1624 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,675 that's got a demon inside of him. 1625 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:52,221 Listen to yourself for a second, okay? It's O.P.P. face. 1626 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,889 Do you think it's a coincidence, 1627 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:57,226 that he's wearing an Asian... Whatever that is... 1628 01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:59,770 Thrift store. Oh, LA, welcome. 1629 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:02,981 Do you think it's a coincidence that he's cooking pho? 1630 01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:06,944 Um, chef lessons, he paints, he's a fucking artist, well-rounded. 1631 01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:09,488 - Big deal. - You are a fucking blockhead. 1632 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:11,448 (STUTTERS) I don't even know what that means. 1633 01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:14,326 Do you not see the pattern? It's Asian stuff! 1634 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,703 Asian. Lady Azalea's Asian. 1635 01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:20,749 - Asian! Possessed! Asian! - He's picking up... 1636 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:22,584 He's trying out different cultures. 1637 01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:23,836 How else do you want me to spell it out? 1638 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,087 Remember when he tried being Turkish for a while? 1639 01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:26,588 - Holy shit! How hard is this... - CHUCK: Hey, boys. 1640 01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:27,714 What are you guys watching? 1641 01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:29,133 SERGIO: We're just doing the... A movie. 1642 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,426 BRAD: Oh, we were watching a video. 1643 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:31,635 - You wanna come in? - Uh, yeah. 1644 01:05:31,719 --> 01:05:34,221 Yeah, take a seat. All right. 1645 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:35,931 - Oh, is that me? - No, uh... 1646 01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:38,600 - SERGIO: Yeah, that's you. - Well, it's just footage, you know. 1647 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:41,019 Oh, I'm a movie star. (CHUCKLES) 1648 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:42,312 - Hmm. - (CHUCKLES) 1649 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:43,439 BRAD: That's a good one. 1650 01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:44,481 CHUCK: Can I... Let's watch? 1651 01:05:44,566 --> 01:05:46,275 Well, I think, you know, we should probably... 1652 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,360 Start it over for him. He's just smoking some opium. 1653 01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:50,237 SERGIO: You're so brave, aren't you? 1654 01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:55,200 Can't believe I told you guys not to film me. 1655 01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:56,326 Can you believe that? 1656 01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:58,203 SERGIO: I mean, it just kinda, just does its thing. 1657 01:05:58,288 --> 01:06:01,832 It's just on a loop recording. We have no control over it. 1658 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:04,585 CHUCK: Mmm-hmm. (STUTTERS) What am I doing there? 1659 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,336 SERGIO: You're just... 1660 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:07,838 Mmm. 1661 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:12,009 You know, let's just, let's just pause it. It's just... 1662 01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:13,594 - Press play. - SERGIO: I just... 1663 01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:15,721 No, I don't think it's a good idea. 1664 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,931 Come on, press play. 1665 01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:19,475 I really must insist, Chuck... 1666 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,393 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) Press play! 1667 01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:28,567 (HORNS HONKING) 1668 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,029 (BOTH PANTING) 1669 01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:33,822 SERGIO: Come on. What are you doing? 1670 01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:35,657 - Let's go, let's go! - (RETCHING) 1671 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:37,284 Come on. Come on, man. Come on, get the fuck... 1672 01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:38,452 - We gotta go. - Wait, wait, wait. 1673 01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:40,245 - We gotta go. - He's not following us. Just calm down! 1674 01:06:40,413 --> 01:06:41,622 (PANTING) 1675 01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:43,290 Back up, Billy! Not now. 1676 01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:45,501 Fernanda called. I gotta tell her about this. 1677 01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:47,836 Fuck! Fernanda. Hey. 1678 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:49,588 Oh, I just missed your call. 1679 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,173 I wish you would answer your phone calls. 1680 01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:52,883 Please just give me a call back when you get a chance. 1681 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:54,676 Some crazy shit just happened. 1682 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,053 All right, just call me back. 1683 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:59,056 - Well, basically, Chuck was... - Fuck! She's in the house. 1684 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,682 - What? - She's in the house! 1685 01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:02,935 I'd like to report an emergency. There's a demon in my house, 1686 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,103 and it's gonna kill the woman that I love and I would... 1687 01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:06,271 Hello? 1688 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,690 Fuck, they hung up on me. 1689 01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:10,275 Fucking 911 hung up on me. 1690 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:16,657 - Hey. - What? 1691 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:20,035 - We gotta go back. Billy. - (GROANS) 1692 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,790 I'm sorry I yelled at you, buddy. Let's go. 1693 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,542 (CONTINUES GROANING) 1694 01:07:26,626 --> 01:07:29,378 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, buddy. 1695 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:31,713 - (RETCHING) - We don't have a lot of time, let's go. 1696 01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:33,215 Oh, shit! 1697 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:35,217 Fuck! Okay, okay, okay. I got it, I got it. 1698 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:37,010 Go on, just go, just go without me. 1699 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,137 (PANTING) 1700 01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,643 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Wait. 1701 01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:46,937 (LADY AZALEA SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 1702 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:48,564 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 1703 01:07:48,815 --> 01:07:50,816 (ASIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 1704 01:07:56,656 --> 01:07:59,575 Turn on the light, turn on the light, turn on the light. 1705 01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:03,370 - It's not working, it's not working. - What the fuck? 1706 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:08,000 - You gotta go first. I came in first. - I'm not gonna go upstairs. 1707 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:10,586 I'm not gonna go! You go. You go up there. 1708 01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:12,337 You go upstairs. 1709 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:13,964 LADY AZALEA: (WHISPERS) Billy! 1710 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:15,549 SERGIO: Billy, where you going? Billy. Billy, where you going? 1711 01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:16,883 - Billy, you get the light. - BRAD: Billy, wait. 1712 01:08:16,968 --> 01:08:18,635 SERGIO: Billy, you get the light. 1713 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,762 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1714 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,681 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1715 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,023 (WOMEN GIGGLING) 1716 01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:34,026 FERNANDA: Does my mother like the painting? 1717 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:37,029 LADY AZALEA: Ooh! FERNANDA: She does? I knew it. 1718 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:39,323 She always liked color blue. (CHUCKLES) 1719 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,199 Can I talk to Ricardo now? 1720 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:43,869 (GASPS) Lady Azalea, we have visitors! 1721 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,662 Guys, it's her! 1722 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:47,789 - Hello, boys! - (SLAMS DOOR) 1723 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,708 LADY AZALEA: Naughty, naughty! FERNANDA: What are you guys doing? 1724 01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:51,460 We're all friends. (CHUCKLES) Shh. 1725 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,128 - Hello, little China boy. - Calm down. 1726 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:55,922 BRAD: Oh, look, Becky, Becky. Please, Becky, you gotta... 1727 01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:58,383 - What the fuck was that shit? - What are you doing? 1728 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:01,345 - No cell phones in the parlor. - SERGIO: Why you calling Becky? 1729 01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:03,847 I don't know! I don't know! I fucked up, that was stupid! 1730 01:09:03,931 --> 01:09:05,015 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1731 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:07,142 Okay. We don't... We don't have a signal! No! (WHIMPERING) 1732 01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:09,061 LADY AZALEA: Come on, you boys are horny. 1733 01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:10,937 Ooh, everyone is horny. 1734 01:09:11,022 --> 01:09:12,773 BRAD: I don't get horny at all. 1735 01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:16,652 Lady Azalea, you're so beautiful that they're just shy. 1736 01:09:16,736 --> 01:09:18,654 They're just shy guys. (CHUCKLES) Right? 1737 01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:21,156 - Aw! They're shy little Latino boys. - Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 1738 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,240 Guys, you gotta talk to her. 1739 01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:23,450 You never been to a pleasure house before? 1740 01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:24,534 SERGIO: No, no, we've never been... 1741 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:26,828 I went to a chicken ranch in Guadalajara once with my dad, but... 1742 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,997 - Shut the fuck up! - I'm sorry. I don't know. 1743 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:31,083 Does chicken have these? 1744 01:09:31,459 --> 01:09:32,709 BRAD: No, I don't think so. 1745 01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:34,586 - Oh, oh, oh. - Lady Azalea, let's go painting. 1746 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,129 - Let's go painting. - SERGIO: Fernanda, stop it! 1747 01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:37,589 - Maybe talk to my mother and my friend. - Fernanda. 1748 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,675 - Please. - Fernanda, stop, stop. 1749 01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:41,343 You respect the pussy! 1750 01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:42,636 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1751 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:45,263 (KNOCKING) 1752 01:09:45,473 --> 01:09:47,474 Hey, guys, really hate to be those neighbors, 1753 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:50,352 but we need to talk about the noise level. 1754 01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:53,188 Eyes up here, 1755 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,107 - pretty little China boy. Ooh... - Hey, Lady Azalea, 1756 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,775 can we talk to Ricardo, please? 1757 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,860 I need to talk to Ricardo. I need to know... 1758 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,445 Who the fuck is Ricardo? 1759 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:03,907 He's my boyfriend! I need to talk to him. Does he love me? 1760 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:05,033 BOTH: Is he dead? 1761 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:06,535 Yes, he died two years ago in a car crash. 1762 01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:07,703 Silence! 1763 01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,705 I tell you, we talk about him later. 1764 01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:10,831 Fucking kidding me! 1765 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,541 Respect the pussy! 1766 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:15,293 Respect the pussy! 1767 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:20,048 - And now you must pay. Ooh! - SERGIO: Oh, my God. No! 1768 01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:22,092 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Oh, my God, I'm so scared. 1769 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:24,761 Oh! Respect the puss-a-la. 1770 01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:28,181 Now you must pay for the puss-a-la. 1771 01:10:28,266 --> 01:10:30,225 You pay! You pay now! 1772 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:32,853 Yes, we'll make an offering, guys. We make an offering. 1773 01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:35,522 SERGIO: Okay, we'll pay. We'll pay... LADY AZALEA: Ooh! 1774 01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:36,732 Yes, yes. 1775 01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:38,525 SERGIO: Billy! Wait, put the money down. 1776 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:40,944 Look, look, I can make an ATM run, and I can go get some... 1777 01:10:41,028 --> 01:10:42,279 - LADY AZALEA: No! - Are you serious? 1778 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:44,656 I got plenty of money. Ooh! 1779 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,741 Show me your pee-pee. 1780 01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:48,243 No, my pee-pee has a rash on it, so you don't wanna see it. 1781 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,579 - Fine, virgin boy, you show me. - No, no, I'm not a virgin. 1782 01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:53,415 Whatever she said about my virginity does not, has nothing to do with it. 1783 01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:55,751 I'm not gonna show you my penis. I can't do that right now. 1784 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:57,794 - I'm not prepared to show you my penis. - Show me your pee-pee. 1785 01:10:57,879 --> 01:11:01,089 - Just show him your pee-pee! - I don't wanna show him my penis! 1786 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:05,385 Guys, we're not going anywhere until we have an adult conversation. 1787 01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:07,304 We're just gonna wait right here. 1788 01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:10,682 SERGIO: I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. 1789 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,100 - Please don't do this to me. - Show me your pee-pee. 1790 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:14,144 I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna... (GRUNTS) 1791 01:11:14,228 --> 01:11:17,355 - Serge! Serge! Serge! - Oh, my God! What's happening? 1792 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:21,234 Let him go! What's going on? Serge! 1793 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,445 - (FERNANDA SCREAMING) - Serge! What's happening to you? 1794 01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:25,572 - BRAD: Serge! - I got your pee-pee! 1795 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:28,116 I got your pee-pee! Ooh. 1796 01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:30,410 (ALL SHOUTING) 1797 01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:31,703 Hello? 1798 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,789 BRAD: Oh, my God! What is that? 1799 01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:35,582 - No! - Do you need help? 1800 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:37,250 (LADY AZALEA CACKLING) 1801 01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,128 - We are coming in. - BRAD: Open the door! 1802 01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:42,589 I feel as though we have been invited. 1803 01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:45,133 I think so, I think so. They need help. 1804 01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:47,552 - Ooh! Ooh! - Brad! Let go! You're making it worse! 1805 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,346 - (SERGIO SCREAMS) - (GIGGLING) 1806 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:53,642 Hold the door! Damn it! 1807 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:56,353 Oh, please, come and join us. Oh-ho-ho. 1808 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,022 Oh, actually, the noise is not a problem. 1809 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:00,857 Exorcise this motherfucker, please! 1810 01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,818 - Exorcise? - BRAD: Do an exorcism! 1811 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:04,069 We don't believe in that! 1812 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,571 - (SNARLING) - Okay! All right! All right! 1813 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,907 Hold him down! Hold him down! 1814 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:12,828 - To the bed. To the bed. - Ooh! I like these boys. 1815 01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:14,329 They're touching me. Ooh! 1816 01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:16,331 - This is... Ooh! - In the name of Jesus 1817 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:19,334 and the authority of the Melchizedek priesthood, 1818 01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:21,670 - I cast thee out! - (SPEAKING VIETNAMESE) 1819 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,214 - I cast thee out! - (SPITS) 1820 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:27,926 (CONTINUES SPEAKING VIETNAMESE) 1821 01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:29,553 I don't think he understands! 1822 01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:30,887 Billy Chen, translate! 1823 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,222 BILLY: I don't speak Vietnamese. 1824 01:12:32,306 --> 01:12:34,140 - Fuck you, Billy. - AMON: I speak a little French. 1825 01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:35,517 BRAD: Who the fuck cares about French? 1826 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,060 Vietnam was a French colony 1827 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:38,562 - under Indochina rule. - Okay, okay! 1828 01:12:38,646 --> 01:12:41,731 Here, take it! Come on! Get his feet! 1829 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,150 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1830 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:47,737 Louder! 1831 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,031 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1832 01:12:53,744 --> 01:12:55,161 BRAD: What is he saying? What is he saying? 1833 01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:56,329 AMON: I have no idea! 1834 01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:03,545 - SERGIO: Wait! - Ouch! Ouch! 1835 01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:06,339 I'm only six. You guys are hurting my arms. 1836 01:13:06,424 --> 01:13:08,341 If you hurt me, you can't fuck me. 1837 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:11,386 I don't wanna fuck you! Jesus Christ! 1838 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:13,179 - (SPEAKING FRENCH) - (SNARLING) 1839 01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:21,438 KENT: (WHISPERS) Oh, my God, it worked. 1840 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:23,982 Thank you, Lord Jesus. 1841 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:25,609 Fernanda. 1842 01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:29,070 - Ricardo? - No, no! Keep going! Keep going! 1843 01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:32,115 - It's not him! Keep going! Keep going! - KENT: Who's Ricardo? 1844 01:13:32,199 --> 01:13:33,992 - SERGIO: No, it's not him. - Ricardo. 1845 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,118 It's not him. 1846 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:36,828 Don't let them take me away from you. 1847 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,580 - No, no. - Please. 1848 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:41,207 (SPEAKING SPANISH) I missed you so much. 1849 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,335 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1850 01:13:43,461 --> 01:13:45,670 Just stop! 1851 01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:48,673 (SIGHS) 1852 01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:51,009 - (SNARLS) - (SCREAMS) 1853 01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:54,930 - What the fuck? - (LADY AZALEA CACKLING) 1854 01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:56,222 - What the fuck? - (GASPING) 1855 01:13:56,307 --> 01:13:58,350 Holy shit! Holy shit! 1856 01:13:58,434 --> 01:13:59,434 (LAUGHING) 1857 01:13:59,518 --> 01:14:01,686 I make his head explode. 1858 01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:07,025 Hey, Billy. You might be next. 1859 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,318 Brad... 1860 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:09,861 BRAD: Becky! SERGIO: No, don't close the door! 1861 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,112 Oh, my God, what the fuck? 1862 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:13,406 LADY AZALEA: Welcome to the house of whore. 1863 01:14:13,491 --> 01:14:14,783 BRAD: You came for me! 1864 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:17,911 Oh, no, she not for you. I for you. 1865 01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,746 No, no, no, I don't want a new girl. Ooh! 1866 01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:21,456 Come here. Rick me. 1867 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,249 - What? - Rick me. 1868 01:14:23,334 --> 01:14:25,418 - Rick you? - You rick me. 1869 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:26,795 Rick my rabia. 1870 01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:29,214 - Rick of Arabia? - Dude, lick his fucking labia! 1871 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,382 No! 1872 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:31,633 (STAMMERS) It's what he said. 1873 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:34,177 LADY AZALEA: You rick me, I ret you go. 1874 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:36,262 - Really? - Even Steven. 1875 01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:38,390 Brad, don't. 1876 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,849 Turn off the camera, Billy. 1877 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:42,310 What, no! There's no labia! 1878 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,979 - I gotta do it! - LADY AZALEA: He has to do it. 1879 01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:45,522 - This one's for you. - Brad! 1880 01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:47,983 - It was always for you. - Oh, Brad. 1881 01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:50,151 My nipple is getting hard. 1882 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:52,112 Billy, turn off the camera! 1883 01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:55,156 Oh, Billy, you no listen. 1884 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:57,075 SERGIO: Oh, shit! 1885 01:14:57,159 --> 01:14:58,910 FERNANDA: My God! Billy! SERGIO: Billy! Billy! Billy! 1886 01:15:00,371 --> 01:15:02,372 Ooh, here we go. 1887 01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:06,418 - Ooh, rick it. Rick my wet, hot pussy. - BECKY: Come on, Brad. 1888 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,128 Suck the demon out, Brad. 1889 01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,755 - Brad! Suck the demon out! - You don't have to do this. 1890 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,633 Come on! Suck the demon out! 1891 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:17,178 LADY AZALEA: Billy, you come get the camera. I want to enjoy this. 1892 01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:19,514 Ooh, yes, this is going to be a hardcore. 1893 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:20,557 Get in there. Respect... 1894 01:15:20,641 --> 01:15:22,809 - I can't! I can't do it. I can't, I can't. - BECKY: Fuck! 1895 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:23,852 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1896 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:25,311 I think I got it, I think I got it. 1897 01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:27,230 Fernanda, do you have drugs in your bag? 1898 01:15:27,314 --> 01:15:28,565 - Oh, yeah, of course, I hadn't even... - You have coke? 1899 01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:30,316 Go get it, go get it. Come on. Brad! 1900 01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:31,860 If we can't get Lady Azalea out of Chuck, 1901 01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:33,528 then we can suck Chuck out of Lady Azalea! 1902 01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:35,238 - BRAD: What do you mean? - (GRUNTS) 1903 01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:36,531 FERNANDA: Oh! 1904 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:38,491 (GASPS) 1905 01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:41,578 - Oh! - (GRUNTING) 1906 01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:43,621 (LAUGHING) 1907 01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:45,290 Ooh! Ooh! 1908 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,208 Respect the pussy. 1909 01:15:47,293 --> 01:15:48,877 (SNARLING) 1910 01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:50,712 (GROWLING) 1911 01:15:55,384 --> 01:16:00,638 You no respect the pussy! 1912 01:16:03,851 --> 01:16:04,976 (GRUNTS) 1913 01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:08,063 - BECKY: Oh, my God, Brad! - What the... Oh, my God. 1914 01:16:08,147 --> 01:16:10,065 Oh, my God, Brad, your penis is bleeding! 1915 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:11,733 - (GROANING) - (LAUGHING) 1916 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:15,320 Holy shit! All right! 1917 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,363 (MIMICS PUNCHING) 1918 01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:21,367 Yeah! That is what I am talking about. 1919 01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:23,787 You guys... Oh! 1920 01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,039 (SIGHS) 1921 01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:29,918 Man! This is great. Ching Chong's here. 1922 01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:31,252 It means it's a party. (LAUGHS) 1923 01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:35,256 Is that... Is that a dead guy? 1924 01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:36,841 Ricardo? 1925 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:39,928 Are you... Are you still there? 1926 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,764 Yeah... Ricardo, yeah, s�... 1927 01:16:43,057 --> 01:16:45,016 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1928 01:16:49,146 --> 01:16:50,814 - S�, s�. - It's been so long. 1929 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:55,068 - CHUCK: S�, s�, s�. - (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1930 01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:57,654 CHUCK: S�, mi amor. 1931 01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:01,658 - My love. I love you. - CHUCK: S�. 1932 01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:05,120 - I love you so much. I'll never let you go. - CHUCK: S�. 1933 01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:07,247 FERNANDA: Be here with me. 1934 01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:08,790 (FERNANDA SPEAKING SPANISH) 1935 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:09,833 CHUCK: Yes, yeah! 1936 01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:11,501 (FERNANDA SPEAKING SPANISH) 1937 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,629 CHUCK: Yo understando. 1938 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,881 (FERNANDA SPEAKING SPANISH) 1939 01:17:29,061 --> 01:17:31,104 SERGIO: I think our relationship is a lot better 1940 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:32,856 than what it used to be. 1941 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,399 We're just happy to be alive, 1942 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:37,777 we're happy to have our friendship ever so strong. 1943 01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:39,195 BRAD: Happy to have our manhood intact. 1944 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,573 SERGIO: And we celebrate it. We celebrate it, you know? 1945 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:42,740 And I think that's important. 1946 01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:45,743 I don't think a lot of people celebrate their friends. 1947 01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:46,995 BRAD: We camped out on the beach. 1948 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,663 SERGIO: We camped out on the beach. 1949 01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:51,249 Soothing. And it's, uh, very symbolic because it's... 1950 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:54,836 BRAD: Yeah, today is the day. Today's the day I can see what's left. 1951 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,004 SERGIO: The doctor said that... 1952 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:58,590 BRAD: My doctor said that I could do physical activities, 1953 01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:02,177 like, you know, swimming and anything that raises my blood pressure 1954 01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:04,971 because my wounds are fully healed. 1955 01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:08,683 It's like a rebirth for me, you know, I'm being rebirthed. 1956 01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:10,268 According to police, 1957 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,520 it's humanly impossible 1958 01:18:12,605 --> 01:18:15,481 for someone to implode my 1959 01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:17,942 - testicle... - Or head. 1960 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:19,652 Without any physical contact. 1961 01:18:19,737 --> 01:18:21,237 All the cops are flirting with Fernanda 1962 01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:23,531 and I'm on the floor nearly bleeding to death. 1963 01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:25,617 And they're like, "What did you do to yourself?" 1964 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:29,245 - They love Fernanda. - I mean, she looks so fucking good. 1965 01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:31,873 - She looks so fucking good. - I mean, she did. Okay. 1966 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:35,543 (SIGHS) I miss her a little bit. You know? 1967 01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:39,172 But I feel like I've, you know, I've worked it through and... 1968 01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:41,633 Like, it's a lot of pain... 1969 01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:46,638 Like, it made my heart seal up, 1970 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:49,891 and, like, it got, like a shield. 1971 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:53,603 Like, I have a shielded heart now. So in a way, she helped me. 1972 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:58,399 Fernanda helped us. Right? 1973 01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:00,818 It's water under the bridge, right? 1974 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:03,196 - We don't talk to Fernanda, all right? - We don't. 1975 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,405 We don't have to deal with it. 1976 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:08,618 That's it. We have washed our hands off this situation. 1977 01:19:08,702 --> 01:19:10,119 - We pay rent once a month. - We do have to pay rent 1978 01:19:10,204 --> 01:19:11,913 because we're part of the lease and that's kind of a thing. 1979 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:14,082 - We have, like, three months left. - BRAD: There's three months left. 1980 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,583 SERGIO: Plus, Chuck is, you know, volatile. 1981 01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:17,377 - Hey! Hola, motherfuckers. - Hey, buddy! 1982 01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:18,753 - Oh, hey, Chuck. - What's up, man? 1983 01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:21,673 Hey, it's Ricardo. You guys got that shit? 1984 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,424 - SERGIO: Yeah, yeah, right here, man. - Cool, cool, cool. 1985 01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:26,094 - I'm gonna come down. - SERGIO: Okay, buddy. 1986 01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:28,513 Hold it! Hey, hey. 1987 01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:32,141 FERNANDA: Oh! Tell them that I'm doing queso fundido! 1988 01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:34,894 Hey, you guys... You guys want some queso fundido? 1989 01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:36,271 SERGIO: No, no, we're good, man. We're all full. 1990 01:19:36,355 --> 01:19:38,106 They're all set. They're all set, sweetheart. 1991 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,275 - CHUCK: You guys sure? - Yeah. No, no, we're totally... 1992 01:19:40,359 --> 01:19:42,193 - You want some cheese? You sure? - Oh, no, we're good, Chuck. 1993 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,279 - Hey. It's Ricardo. - What? I'm sorry? 1994 01:19:44,363 --> 01:19:45,613 - It's Ricardo. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1995 01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,073 You'll blow my fucking game. 1996 01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:48,491 - BRAD: Careful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1997 01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:50,618 You guys don't wanna blow my game, man. She thinks I'm a ghost. 1998 01:19:50,703 --> 01:19:52,203 - That's cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got my shit? 1999 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,747 - Yep. Got cash for you. - Cash money, good, good, good. 2000 01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:56,582 - Yeah. - Smells good. 2001 01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:57,875 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 2002 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,252 Hey, guys, really, bring it in here. 2003 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:01,462 Chico! Hi, Serge, Brad! 2004 01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:05,633 You guys wanna come and play Ouija and ride the white demon? 2005 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:07,635 - Demon! Yeah! - Whoo! Whoo! 2006 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:08,970 Whoo! (LAUGHS) 2007 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:10,096 (LAUGHS) 2008 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,098 FERNANDA: I'm kidding. You guys want queso fundido? 2009 01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:14,100 - Yeah, yeah. - SERGIO: No, no, no, we're good. No. 2010 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:15,810 Cheese? They're good on the cheese, babe. 2011 01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:17,145 Okay, mi amor. 2012 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:18,313 SERGIO: No cheese for us. 2013 01:20:18,397 --> 01:20:20,273 Oh, man. She's pretty crazy about ghosts. 2014 01:20:20,357 --> 01:20:22,066 - SERGIO: Yeah, no kidding. - Don't worry. I got it under control. 2015 01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:24,444 Okay, that's a real gun. You know what? You can't really shoot ghosts. 2016 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:26,696 - CHUCK: You can shoot anything. - Chuck, are you sure you wanna... 2017 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:29,782 Oh, shit! I was, um... Oh! 2018 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:31,242 Yeah. 2019 01:20:34,413 --> 01:20:35,580 Whoo! 2020 01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:38,708 Well, survived one, there. We'll see him next time. 2021 01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:42,128 Let's get out of here before it gets crazy. Come on. 2022 01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:46,007 - I wanted some queso fundido. - You wanted queso? 2023 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,176 - It just... It sounded really good. - We'll get you queso. 2024 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:50,261 - I just... - It's all right. You don't want that queso. 2025 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,596 Nobody should ever have that. 2026 01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:53,097 (GUNSHOT) 153612