Original subtitles

- [Narrator] Prexiously on & House Divided.

- What are you willing fo do?

- Wanna ge in the back and count itup?

Lefsdoit - IF you want {fis life, you

have to make this shit right.

- hat am I gonna do?

- Nos you tell me what you want and

get your ghetto ass out of here,

I deal with him on my own, ss.

- Get oul.

� By sigring his prenip,

she stands to gain at least $150 millien.

- understand,

- Yifhat about re?

- You have any curve balls that should know about?

{suspenseful piano musick

{upbeat hip hop music)

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

2 Hice Ife, al right

Dal ght

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

2 Hice Ife, al right

Dal ght

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

2 Hice Ife, al right

Dal ght

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

2 Hice Ife, al right

Dal ght

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

{suspenseful music)

{phone vibrates}

- [Man] Cameran?

~ Yes,

{mar laughs}

- You should sound more happy to hear from me,

- What do you want now?

- You know what I want,

- The camp shiit down?

Just sit fight and soon as I,

1 gan fet you know as soon as I on,

5 soon 25 I know something,

- No more waifing.

Since you have faken from my family,

Tail take from yours,

{phone beeping}

�1 said Croc with a splash of cranberry juice.

Do you rot know what a splash means?

1 know you're used to mother fuckers

ordering Cristal in here,

but fa need you'to leam how to make

2 basic ass drink, okay?

Fuigk, even the maids are boogie around here,

- Im sory about thal ma'am.

Il make you another one. - Yeah, go do that.

Maybe use Sir if you just anit seam fo figure if auf?

- ir. Sanders, do you think that you coud talk fo your guest?

She has been verbally abusing our entre staf,

- Don't you think you've had enoligh?

- Ain't shit else to do around here,

- Yell there's better things you can do with your fine.

We conduct ourselves differently around here,

- hats the difference between y'all drinking all day

and rite having a litte bi of Giroc?

- hen you verbally abuse the staff, we have a problem.

Im quite sure your mother raised you better fan that.

- ind what would you know about how I was raised?

1 can tel you was a lot diferent

than how you raised your other ids.

- The dink you asked for,

Fuck!

- Charming,

I guess we know who won't be a daddy's girl.

{phone vibrates}

{upbeat hip hop music)

{wan chuckles)

- I always loved that picture of us,

- I don't have time for ihis. 1don't know where he is,

probably in his study hes

but I need to know what's up, what's the demand,

I need this to happen quickly.

- Dorf be mad, beby,

even though I always thought itwas sexy as hell.

I bet your top lip quivering.

I don't have a number,

I'm not granting you a divorce.

You need to be wih your husband, your legal husband,

the man fat loves you.

Tito, just listen for

Just a second, okay? ~ No dice, Ciel.

The shit has gone on long enough

I'm putting an end to this bullshit, all right?

I keep telling you that I love you.

I even got my ass beat for you.

Irn tired of chasing youl.

Ira still rere: and you know where I'm al, al right?

So pack your shit and core on.

If not, Fim sending that marriage cerfficate

to our litle friend and thatll

be the end fo this silly ass love triangle.

~ Tito, Titp.

Walt, Tito.

{wan chuckles)

{phone beeping}

Sti

{phen vibrating} {suspenseful musich

- Cousin Carissa, I missed you,

- July, I'm soiry, pe Hr

- I miss you too Rosa, but net right now, okay?

{woman laughs}

What's good cuz?

- Yihat it do cuz?

You're early.

Youknow mom's mad late.

- Figures.

- You already know,

- I brought you something 10 add fo your collection.

I told you, ifs too mich,

� [Rosa] Daddy, hurry up! I'm hungry!

You said you sere gonna make turkey burgers!

- Rosa, give me a minute baby.

Let ine talk fo your cousin,

Gon there.

Shut the dear for me, Rosa.

1 ald you, the first one was on Tie,

- Yell, 've been keeping you pretty busy,

We sill gota lot of work fo do, cuz.

- [Rosa] Daddy, can cousin Carissa eat with us?

- No,

- You ask her, honey!

Let me make these burgers before this girl starts baling out.

- All these guns and a ning year old got you shook,

�Si, I'm really sorry to have fo bring is to you.

I really didn't wanna have to do is,

but fm sorry to bring you the

{light mysterious music

- Your private eye investigated and shot these pictures?

- Just as you asked, sir.

We followed her,

She's seen him several fines.

No explicit photos of any sexual aetuity,

but there have been several wisits,

ide wil find out exactly who isis.

- I know exactly who that is.

Stop following her.

- ir. Sanders, aie you sure you don't wana know?

The preniup was just executed.

~Cutit off!

Now!

~ Yes, sir.

- That's it

We gotta get this guy.

The tigger man's the key to al of his,

- Yifefre gonna catch this tug.

{light piane music

{man yells}

{man growls}

{man yells}

1m off of 20

2 Tonight, I might forget things :

ln eastern 20, I used to make the wrist blink

1'ihat was you doing with your life before you made me ?

Don't even know me

Tell nobody you was with me Iimofof 20

2 Tonight, I might forget things :

ln eastern 20, I used to make the wrist blink

? �Whatwas you doing with your life before you met me

Don't even know me

Tell nobody you was with me

{phone vibrates}

- Goal

Hello?

- Torrance,

- You called me like 10 times today.

You blew me up.

You know Im frying fo rehab.

That's crazy.

-I know,

I'm sorry.

I just wanted to fal,

T'we been thinking about my dad and, I don't know,

it Just hits me like a ton of bricks

and I know you would be the only ane

that would understand what Fm geing through right now.

- I'm sorry to hear that ahout your dad and all.

1 just wanted to see if can ink and tak,

- I hear you, but fo be honest,

I gotta work on me right now.

Iria hit you after my workout.

Tripp,

Fuck!

{man growls}

I Everyiihere

Pl go everywhere I be

Niggas ain't fucking with me

Niggas ain't fucking with me

Everywhere I go

I'm going everywhere I be

1 So sick when it comes fo the pens

So many niggas locked upin the pen

When wil I ever a man hit the pens

the judge let him center from the Hip again ?

I'ma boss center, but fm built own

? All the opposition I was pinned against

1 Everybody claim they real, but fey just pretend ?

1 feel ike Fn vunming with my back against fhe wind ?

180m a champion

? fma move Into her soon ff they let men ?

Every time I think about it, I get amped again ?

dnd I don't never slesp

Sal need Ambien

1 Pure penmanship

Just like I swore itis on 2 fence tip?

? Calligraphy strict as mywrist abit

I Like mg cousin in the kitchen when he whip a brick ?

1 Money FLet's getthis money

I Never let another nigga take shit from me ?

Cutt

TG, looking great man.

Frm just gonna need a litle more energy, okay? - Yo!

This mother fucker still grabbing my ass after cul,

- Iwasn't gonna say ricthing �cause I want my check,

buf duds been grabbing ny ass for tie hours,

I mean, he has a whole handful of my cheeks.

Look, I got fingerp ae rks on

- That's fugking unprofessional. 'm gonna have to call Me Tog,

~ Canny, fis is an execufive Issue.

- Ladies, hey.

I know he seems a [ite wild,

bu he's actually hamless.

- He grabbed my back inappropriately.

- Yeah,

� Feel better now? {airs giggle}

Keep enjoying the party and ibd

have a great video here, okay?

Tell Fim dort greb your ass anymore.

- You funny.

~ Gracias,

~ First video shoot, huf?

Having fun?

- Yeah,

- Good. ~ Its real nice,

- Good, goad, good,

Listen, if you're gonna be the first artist ihat we put out,

if you're gonna be the arfist,

the face of Birthright Records Tike LL was for Def Jam,

I need you to learn some professionalism, you understand?

~ Come on, Cam.

This bitch was just al Drizzy's busting it open

for clout my nigga.

What, she trying to be the Wirgin Mary or something?

- lt doesn' matter what she does on her fime.

Listen, listen to me,

It doesnt matter what she does on her tie,

this Is business and we have places

we're ying to get to thattake 2 lot of work.

Platinum status, you

wanna get there, right? - Yeah,

You know what you gotta do, right?

Let's go, lef's go, let's get in the game.

~ Guys, sorry to interrupt that board mesfing hers,

but these girls are already complaining about the food,

we're losing the light, we getiz ji)

- Al right.

- You got it.

Get n there,

Keep your hands fo yourself!

Hey, platinum!

One second babies.

Pll eateh up.

expensive business school

$0 you ean pull ths Kind of crap? -Dad.

You're not from the projects, you're not the next Jay-Z,

you got half naked girls danging in the pool.

Ses, fats what I fold you.

I told you you're not ready!

- Dad, listen to me.

The music industry is back. - Josts,

- No, listen fo me, fhe music industry is back,

it's profitable, it goes info a digital space.

- That is not who we are!

We have 2 family name, 2 family

not this rap bullshit!

Listen, your grandfather, he's thing!

Ian, what's wrong with you?

Came on dad, Sea, that's what I talking about?

Talking about what? - No, you never listen to me!

I never listen fo you? - You never gave me a chance!

You never frusted me! -I never rusted you?

- You never believe what I can do! - You don't trust yourself}

ith fe hiding like ifs 1965!

- Been hiding?

What do you mean hiding?

- Your mother fold me.

Hathers know,

Why did't you [ust come to me? Youcoitve faked ome,

Iwould've never freated you differently.

- How was I supposed to know that?

Did you fal to me?

- Son, please.

Just get that circus out of here, okay please?

Alright?

-Ohishitl

Yo, what the fuck!

Dani!

{woman giggles}

�I miss you,

Locks like you miss me too.

- Yo man, this Is mad creepy,

but fm really freaked out right nos.

You can't be here.

Yo, you gotta go.

{woman scoffs)

- Okay.

Fine,

Figo.

{woman laughing}

- Biteh, now you better really hit this shit.

I'm tired of you playing.

Don't listen to her, don't listen fo her.

{woman laughs}

Look at her: lock at her!

{woman laughing}

-ifhat the hell is going on hee, huh?

Gel your asses back fo werk!

Go mop a floor, and ['m docking both of your pay!

{woman laughing}

&nd you, you hoochie mama!

Take a look around, look where you are,

Does it look ike a crack house to you?

- Sorry.

~ Loud?

Jtwras funky!

I dont give a fuck.

I'm just daing me.

- find why the hell are you? Ho, I'm serious.

I mean, you're 2 pretty gif, bit are you slow?

Are you on meds?

Did your mama beat you with an extension cord,

let her beyfiends touch your Tuff,

�what is your problem?

- Look at you doing the most over some damn weed,

and ifs legal at that!

You really need to relax.

- No, you go do your drugs and lay up somewhere else

�cause we are not that type of

{woman giggles}

� Andwhat kind of family s i exactly?

I mean, your grand dad ur grand daddy was Justia. ve

Thought yal was ll righ and mighty,

and you definitely dor get His ih

�without being crooked somewhere along fhe fine,

- Norbaby.

You den't get this rich without

whole lot of hard work and dedication

to something ther than stoking dope al day

and fucking your fife away!

Do you know they are millions of people

throughout history that have created masterpieces,

works of art al while smoking weed?

See, the weed's not the problem baby gif, you are,

and people Tke you, lazy, who give weed smokers 2 bad name,

Mow if youll excuse me,

1 have to take this medication inte iy grandfather

sho just rappens to be on his deaf bed

from spending his entire life working hard to accomplish,

maintain and grow sur family's wealth and legacy,

�which you my dear will never be apart of

Now put that in your blunt and amokeit

- You think you're better than me, but you're not.

Just lucky,

{woman giggles}

That's all, just lucky.

You scared ma take your place, huh daddy's litle girl?

{woman giggles evil}

Im daddy's lite girl

{mysterious music

~ Yes, I know protocol Cam. Dart remind me.

Let me guess, you leave fist and [leave

15 minutes after you, right?

- No,

- What do you mean, no?

- Well leave fogether.

find next week, Fl introduce you fo my family, officially.

- You serious?

- [Carmeran Jr] Get dressed,

{suspenseful music)

- Fugkl

- Yes,

Of course I ramexmissr.

ly daddy used fo bing me here ll he ine

and both of you would order that

same nasty burger youre eating

right now, {man laughs}

- Yes, I remember, but I'wiouldn't order mine

full of blood fike your dad,

- What do you want Peter?

You mentioned you wanted fo discuss dosure?

-I was just fhinking that there was something

special about our siation and we never adressed

- No,

We never admitted to ourseles or anyone else

that what we were doing was wong.

- And I'm sorry for that, Im truly sory.

Yeah,

~Me foo,

- Look, I don't know what fo say

I just know that you sant control how you feel.

- No, ng, you can't central me armas.

You na longer have my mind,

I ani not your little gir, not your Ginger,

and you are definitely not mi Lester Diamond.

~ Our favorite movie.

- Casing,

1 know you better than you know yourself,

What you felt wasnt lowe, so-what do you want?

Split. What do you wan?

- You know, I've always felt frat I could trust you.

- You could trust me?

And shat made you feel fat, Peter?

Begause I never snitshed on you to my daddy?

lis that why you thought that you could trust me?

- Look, Im in a jam.

- There'we go.

- Look, 1 pay you back.

- [Peter] Come on, Stephanie,

�You used me all hese years you ying ass

bitch ass nigga, but don't fou ever bring your ass

hear me again or I wil tell my daddy everything,

and I mean everything.

- You wouldn't do that,

- wouldnt?

Why wouldnt 17 Why would! 2

- You wouldn't do that, Stephanie.

- [Stephanie] And maybe 1 tell ry dale:

- [Peter] Stephanie, you wouldrt do that.

- Maybe won't,

- Stephanie.

- You'll just have fo take your chances, won't you lover?

Godbye Peter.

{woman giggles} - Stephani!

Stephanie, you wouldnt do that!

{upbeal music

- iy bad,

I'm sorry.

Hey. Can I get a Grand Mariner on the racks?

{uipbeal music

{man giggles}

- ily bad.

hats your name my prety, light skin, Nubian queen?

- Excuse me ir, but youre dunk

- Nah, nah, I airft drunk,

I'm just enjoying myself.

hy dorit you let me buy you the fn rextone?

You think you can afford another one?

It looks like you already bought out the bar over there,

{man chuckles}

�iy you pocket watching?

I do pretty well, okay?

1 got an album coming out,

{woman giggles}

You know what, you should bein my music video.

- hat makes you think fat I EVEN

wanna be in your music video?

Trust me, you gonna wana be inthis one.

Its gonna be a hit, like a billion streams,

{woman giggles} el Im okay.

Hhually, I think Fn Just goa chill here,

drink my dink, but it was nice to meet you,

ight

- At least let me buy that ene 50 you don't think I'm broke.

What do you say?

- Okay.

I guess you can do that,

- I knew you were thirsty,

{mar laughs}

You know shat, lef me getwhat shefs drinking.

You smel good,

- Thanks,

Cheers,

~ Cheers,

ful music} ee

up

sith one of your conning ass

to get her up out of here,

- Who says I haven't?

i dari has 2 big hear,

really, but fis get fo go. fwoman hums}

Her and her litle pup gonna walk all ower his heatt.

I can have none of that,

We gotta get rid of them,

- Don't wiry,

Just putting a few nore things nto play.

ell, do fell

- Okay.

Here's the deal.

You show me sane supper, you alk in my wedding.

{woman laughs}

- You're serious?

Hew gaiiche,

Darling, I don't ink so.

think we're moving a little

- Fair enough.

Iie got a plan.

Fr going fo put it nto play.

You just follow my lead.

- Nice chat.

If you'll excuse me.

- ell discuss the details later.

{laughter}

- You know what I'm saying?

- You are crusty,

{laughter}

~ Just a little bit.

- Thaf's a nice watch.

- You lke that?

{woman laughs}

Told you I wasn't broke. {man giggles}

- Well, what do you say we get out of here?

- Yeah?

- Yeah,

- Hell yeah,

- Lefs ga.

{man giggles}

Come on.

- I'm efter fran any of those girls you gol.

- Everything is okay soar.

The wedding plans are coming along nicely,

fe just need to do fhe cake testing and the lino selections.

{woman sighs}

- Okay.

- Great.

- Do you think we'll have fime fogel

the table place settings from Egypt like I asked?

- They're on back order, bu its happening,

but I'm sorry about the flower situation.

It won't happen again.

- I know it won't happen again

then you will have Jost a client, a good client,

a client who loves fo chit chat with

the lonely, rich, neglected women

of Mallow in Southern Califia.

- Yes ma'am,

{suspenseful music)

- Now about that other thing. - Yes, )

Ive hired three girls from a modeling agency

and they'efully briefed.

One will be your maid of honor.

She's known you since the 12th grade,

Okay.

- I's good.

~ Yes,

Please give me a cal � you need anything else.

{suspenseful music)

{man howling}

{laughter}

-Sosily,

~ Gi, I can't believe you got meal

the way the fuck out here.

Following your ass.

I must be really thirsty. {faiggling}

- Boy, I already told you I was a country girl.

That mezns fminto that freaky shit. woman giggles)

My brothers, they used fo fuick cows and tip fem over,

- Yihat fhe fuck?

- Iwant you to lean me up against this

tree overlooking fhe city.

{man giggles}

- I can make that happen.

Im down for 2 good forest flick.

- You're so romantic,

- You lke that?

{giggling}

{woman moaning} {man giggling}

- You heard thal?

ail, what fhe fuck?

{gunshot}

- Hey.

Careful, its hot.

{woman clears fioaty

Pretty rough couple of days,

- Pretty rough couple of years.

Justwondering what else the man upsiars

has in store for us.

I feel like we're in fie Book of Job.

- Ho, Job lost it all

You stil have everything, your health, your family,

& beautiful wifedo-be in your comer.

- Are you in my comer?

- What exactly are you questioning, my trust, mi loyally?

Right now, you have 2 skank staying in our guest house

claiming that her gang bang

test tube babys yours, and where am 1?

Right here at your side, sill

- I have fo know we're solid,

I have to believe something.

~ You can believe in us,

- Don't let me down,

has up?

Wha we chesising to?

- How �bout to killing 2 game?

-Iouid dig iL. {man laughs}

"Cause I'm not for sure asout to drop a surplus of buckets on these niggas

all next year, you heard?

That's ight.

Yes you are baby.

Cheers,

- Salud,

Party favors?

- Yes please.

- Gorrie here, let me get that neck.

Shit

What the fuck?

Yhat the fuck is this red shit laying there?

- Iusfe cut myself when I was

doing my hair or something.

Let me gel a litle bit of thal baby.

Don't be stingy.

~ Ew,

Can I get sore mare foo?

{mas laughs] {woman giggles}

You ready? Yesh.

�Well bring that ass In the game, gi

{woman giggling}

{suspenseful music)

- You fuck with the brown, right?

- Shit, how did youl know?

This s Elipse Hennessy, $12,000 a bottle,

- Bitch, how did you get this?

{woman laughs}

- You're cute,

-I gotta admit, ifs pretty cool of you to just

Kick t for 2 sec and get foknowa blsh a its.

Sit, for a minute,

I thought was gonna have fo throw hands.

{woman giggles}

- I must admit, we did getoff on the wrong fool,

but atthe end of the day, family is family, you feel me?

Wan, I aint never sean no shit ke fhis,

Fr from the guiter, you feel me?

Iwas cutting Up for a ses "cause I felt like damn,

I can't fit in his environment,

so the fact that you reached out, that's love.

I feel ike thaf's a star, maybe.

- You're reugh areund the edges,

but f you're committed fo herd work,

discipline and lots of patience, I can fix you.

-e gonna see about that,

You know, Im very good

friends with Snoop Dogg. -tihat?

�We don't smoke: chronic anymore: baby,

this is the moon rocks.

- ain never had nothing like

- I bet you haven't,

Let's get lit,

Inhale, deep, deep.

There you go, now hold it, fivoman coughing)

You a lightweight.

- That's ight. Hy God

~ Welcome to Call, bitch.

- I think ma ike it here.

- Smoke up.

{mysterious music

{phone vibrating}

{suspenseful music)

{knocking}

- Carlyle, ifs Peter.

Tm sorry man, 1just need a litle more time.

- Bitch, I thirk he's dead!

- Check his pockets.

Let's go.

{suspenseful music)

ool

Hell yesh. Here girl.

{suspenseful music)

- [Man] Jeremiah!

{suspenseful music)

{phone vibrates}

- "fo sausin, its done.

{upbeal orchestra music)

Next fime on & House Divided,

- This is me leading the family onto a new frontier,

- Bpeaking of the future, am I init?

- Stay with us just a litte while longer.

- wort be going far.

- Why would mom do thal?

- think there's only one person alive

who can answer that question, - Pamela's gore.

Just maybe finally I can get a lifle:

piece of what I deserve,

- mean, mens,

She's nef even cold in the ground yet, bro.

- She yids an amazing woman,

Big shoes to il

- [Stephanie] Every single one of us,

- Come: on Cam, just sf go.

- [Stepharis] Once pure.

- Fuck you.

- Your husband already did.

ie've all been infected by this caneer.

- What did you do?

- This Is far my uncle!

- You and your wile offspring.

You need to leave now.

{uipbeat hip hop music)

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

2 Hice Ife, al right

a0 ght

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

2 Hice Ife, al right

a0 ght

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

2 Hice Ife, al right

a0 ght

2 Hice Ife, al right

fe wil live good

2 Hice Ife, al right

a0 ght

Pl just wanna live, I just wanna live

Pl just wanna live, I just wanna live

Phat makes the other people different than I

If they can have il, wel so an I

Plt must be attainable

{uipbeal trumpet music

{growing}