Original subtitles

(Upbeat music)

(Ominous music)

Hey, lady.

Who are you addressing?

Who do you think?

(Laughs)

Hey.

Why are you dressed as a man?

Tell me what you want.

What do all of us men usually want?

They want a good beating.

(Grunts)

You pack quite a punch.

Come on.

(Snickers)

(Grunting)

Easy.

(Grunting)

You still want to fight?

Jesus I think I've ruined my...

Self.

You stupid.

(Grunting)

(Cheerful music)

Bloody women.

What the...?

I don't think that I've ever seen such beautiful women.

Let us pray.

(Tense music)

I want to know who killed our master.

It was Mo Yung and Toa Tung.

What? He killed him?

He also took the manual when he killed him.

What? It's unbelievable he took it.

He can't have our manual.

Let us kill him immediately.

He has already managed to vanish.

We're now the burden of shame.

You must assume all responsibility for this,

Do you understand?

Yes.

Fools are always wise after the event.

Moreover, this should never have happened.

You're right.

We should act in secret from now on.

All will spread out and look for the manual.

They're all up to no good.

(Grunting)

You were spying on us.

What, what do you mean by spy?

(Laughs)

(Yelling)

(Grunting, smacking)

Why did you hit me?

You'd better put your shoes back on.

(Laughs)

What are you doing?

(Grunting, smacking)

[Woman] What are you doing here, anyway?

Looking for a job, please don't hurt me.

What's the matter?

I haven't done anything wrong to you.

You have.

I warned you before but you wanted to follow me.

(Grunting, smacking)

Here, have a little drink.

(Grunting, smacking)

(Goofy music)

(Grunting, smacking)

(Baaing)

(Grunting)

[Voiceover] This man is being punished because he

Is a spy.

Such a man could not be a spy.

Why don't you go home?

I cannot go home now.

My father sent me away.

To learn kung fu.

Tantalize?

Yes. (Laughs)

I and my father.

My father's a famous fighter.

Ridiculous.

Your father sends you away and expects you to return

As a good a fighter as he is?

Just take a day or two?

Even if you live to be as old as I am, you may fail.

You want to fight.

It is my father's wish.

I will try my best.

You're sure you want to learn?

Yes.

I am certain of at least that much.

Right.

You will learn.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Why should I do that?

I told you to close your eyes.

Don't ever answer me back.

(Yelling)

Help.

Help.

You help yourself.

I can't.

Idiot.

Ever seen a horse swim?

No, I haven't.

I'm leaving.

It's up to you to drown or not.

I'm sorry, help me.

Help.

I'm sorry.

What are you sorry about?

There's no need to apologize for floating.

Help me.

You move like a dog.

Now you stay there all day.

Easy.

God help me to accomplish what I have set out to do.

(Dramatic music)

Sir.

Why are you so noisy?

I was having a nap.

Someone is snooping around.

Are you afraid?

Afraid?

I am never afraid.

Oh?

Not even of swimming?

You're not even afraid of that?

Yeah.

If you say so.

Get dinner ready.

All right, sir.

He never teaches me anything.

He only wants me to do the work.

(Cheerful music)

(Snoring)

I should not disturb a sleeping tiger.

He sleeps just like a pig.

He started it, though.

I must finish it.

(Smacking)

What's going on?

(Laughs)

Hello.

What the hell are you doing here?

(Laughs) Don't get mad, smile.

I'll give you smile, you...

You swore, bugger your eyes.

Right.

Get ready.

I'm sorry.

(Laughs)

Sorry.

(Smacking, grunting)

(Laughs)

Suffer.

(Laughs)

(Smacking, grunting)

(Laughs)

(Cheerful music)

What are you doing?

Dunno.

(Laughs)

Idiot.

(Smacks)

You're right.

Try again.

You really like to tempt fate.

(Smacking, grunting)

(Laughs)

(Smacking, grunting)

You, I'll kill you.

Sorry, I'm going.

Don't run away.

(Laughs)

Bye.

(Ominous music)

What do you think you're doing, fouling up the stream

Like that?

Are you a ghost?

What?

Sorry.

I had no idea what you were.

Cheeky bugger.

(Grunting, smacking)

Get up.

I don't think I can.

On your feet.

No way, you really hurt me.

Apologize.

What's that?

You will apologize or else. Quickly.

Idiot.

Make.

Come on, fight me.

Come on.

Are you afraid?

Come on, fight me.

I won't fight you.

Come back, come fight with me.

Coward.

Really, who's running from whom now?

(Laughs)

Oh, it really hurt me.

He really hurt my stomach.

(Yells)

(Screeching)

(Grunting)

Good, now I can learn all about his skill.

(Grunting)

(Dramatic music)

(Baaing)

Well?

Where's the wood I sent you to collect?

I...

You must do something.

We can't both live off what I do.

Don't get upset.

I am going to leave.

What?

Leaving?

Yes.

I didn't come here to collect wood for you.

(Revelatory music)

Mi Yung is here.

[Man] I promised my father I'd learn kung fu.

So?

I will learn martial arts at a temple.

I have told you before.

I am not stupid.

[Teacher] So?

[Man] What do you mean, so?

I mean, you came here freely,

But you cannot leave so easily.

Understand?

But I will leave.

Really?

Let me see if you're ready.

Pick it up.

All right, I will.

(Grunting, smacking)

No more, sir, I am leaving.

I've got it.

Well, why did you call us?

(Laughing)

Because I have found Mi Yung.

I know where he's staying.

You are a great fighter.

A great fighter is a man who has time.

I must tell you that I burnt the secret manual.

It was being misused by some men.

I got the manual from an old friend of mine.

He was teaching bad people.

He did not realize it.

And when I tried to tell him that they were bad,

We fought with each other, and he died.

I did not want to kill my old friend,

But it just happened that way when I tried to

Stop the manual from getting into the wrong people's hands.

So I burned it.

I understand why.

It had already caused one death, and it was death

Without meaning.

The manual won't cause death ever again.

Master.

I understand.

(Snoring)

(Grunting)

Hey.

Who are you?

The question is, who are you?

Why don't you mind your own business?

Why don't you mind yours, then?

Damn you.

Fighting's my business.

What, me fight you?

Last time you ran.

And this time I'll kill you.

You, kill me?

Die.

What, here?

You wanted to die?

(Laughs)

Help.

(Laughs)

No.

Ever heard of horses swim?

Please help me.

You can stay there all day.

[White Haired Man] Help me.

Help me.

Hey.

Try to stand.

(Laughs)

(Cheerful music)

Where has he gone?

(Dramatic music)

[Voiceover] This time you can't avoid our challenge.

We'll see you on Mount Chin Ping.

My God, he's gone.

(Dramatic music)

You've been lucky.

You've avoided us for a long time.

I'm retired.

I no longer want to fight.

Then return to us our secret manual.

I cannot.

I burned the manual.

You're lying.

You don't have to believe.

I believe you will die.

What, I came here to meet you.

(Laughs)

So, do you accept our challenge to fight?

I don't think he's got it in him.

I think that you should stay at home.

How dare you?

I dare.

I'm going to kill you.

You can always try.

(Dramatic music)

(Grunting, smacking)

We must take revenge for our master, go on.

(Grunting, smacking)

(Yelling)

(Smacking, grunting)

(Wind howling)

Master, Master.

Master.

(Dramatic music)

Master.

Master.

Master.

I'm here.

Don't cry, boy.

Bless me.

What did you find out when you fell in the water

About the surface?

Nothing.

The surface acts as a mirror.

You should've realized...

What?

A mirror?

For what?

Listen, you watch yourself in the water and

Imitate yourself like a monkey and then you'll

Learn the secret, understand?

The secret.

I will, sir.

I will, sir.

Remember and you'll be a great man.

Yes.

(Dramatic music)

Master.

(Crying)

(Dramatic music)

(Chatter)

(Baaing)

What are all those goats doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You, you're always up to no good.

You dare to say that?

Do I? Wait.

Look, it's the manual.

Look.

I will give you it.

Come back when you've learned to fight.

(Chatter)

It's a fake.

(Chatter)

Idiots, you think it's a real one, huh?

(Dramatic music)

There he goes.

(Grunting)

Go, go this way.

Don't let him get away.

We failed to catch him.

I want to know why.

Brother, I'm afraid it was my fault.

You couldn't catch him because you made so many mistakes.

She's right.

You have made too many mistakes.

We've all been made fools.

The real fool is the one who has our secret manual.

How do you know it's still with him?

Save it.

Everything will be all right again,

When we have our manual back.

(Melancholy music)

[Voiceover] Use the water as a mirror.

(Yelling)

(Gasping)

Again.

Maybe if I put it through here.

(Laughter)

(Tense music)

There's no justice.

I could ring a bell when they could be.

(Screeching)

(Yelling)

(Meowing)

[Voiceover] We have pledged our dedication to become

Supreme fighters.

Although against the will of heaven,

We have failed our ideals, and things have gone wrong.

[Voiceover] I have nothing but shame for what

I was party to.

I hope no one finds out, for it will be my end.

(Ominous music)

(Yawning)

Shut up.

(Laughter)

Come again tonight.

All right.

Hey, man.

(Laughs)

Falling in love?

Wonderful feeling.

Maybe it's not.

Scowling at me.

Listen, if you hand over the secret manual,

We'll give you whatever you want.

You're lying to me.

Listen.

I have got your manual.

You're not gonna get it back.

Understand?

Wait.

(Grunting)

Hey, brother.

Friend.

He's trying to kill me.

Really, don't worry.

Get lost.

You get lost.

Better you should.

(Dramatic music)

(Grunting, smacking)

(Laughter)

(Clapping)

Don't worry, just wait there.

Well done.

(Smacking, grunting)

(Yelling)

(Laughs)

Thank you, very much.

And now it's your turn.

Really?

You know how to run?

Run?

Like this, I'm going, bye.

Hey.

Damn you, I'll catch you quickly.

(Dramatic music)

(Snoring)

(Yelling)

(Laughs)

That taught you a lesson.

Listen.

You can stay down there until I get those other

Eight to join you.

Right, I will wait to cut your bloody head off.

(Laughs)

I'll cut it off.

(Grunts)

(Yelling)

(Laughs)

Hey, what's the matter with you, you don't

Like something that's good for you?

(Dramatic music)

(Smacking)

(Smacking)

Why is it you always try to kill me?

Whenever it is we meet.

You try to learn my dragon technique by imitating it.

So I'm going to kill you.

What?

Why?

Why kill me?

My dragon technique is right for practice.

On your neck, young man.

I bet.

Such an idiot could never have the secret manual.

(Laughs)

Well, old man.

Are you challenging me?

You are as good as dead.

You've got a big mouth.

(Smacking)

(Dramatic music)

(Grunting)

He's hurt me inside.

I better fake it.

That he killed me.

I promise.

Next time it's your turn.

Only then, you won't be faking it.

(Grunting)

(Calm music)

God help me.

I have nowhere to go.

(Rattling)

(Snapping, chirping)

(Laughs)

(Snapping)

(Hissing)

(Laughs)

(Chirping)

(Rattling)

(Dramatic music)

(Hissing)

(Dramatic music)

(Snapping)

(Yells)

(Grunting)

(Dramatic music)

(Laughing)

What are you doing?

What? Can't you see what I'm doing here?

Go away, don't try to make fun.

What do you mean?

Hey, boy, don't try to run off again.

You won't follow me.

Damn it.

I'll teach you a really good lesson.

Old man, surely you must have some tricks up your sleeve?

(Laughs)

(Growling)

(Grunting)

(Laughs)

Not again.

(Upbeat music)

I can't do it here.

(Laughs)

Fat ass, how are you?

You little...

All right, come on, test my new skill.

Try me.

My crab fist is the best around.

It will be a pleasure to oblige you.

(Grunting, smacking)

(Dramatic music)

When he bleeds, he always gets mad.

(Grunting, smacking)

Come on.

Come on.

You must learn to fight.

You're dead.

Madness.

He's insane.

Blood.

My God.

(Growling)

(Grunting)

(Smacking)

Oh my God, where, where am I?

Going dark.

(Smacking, grunting)

(Snoring)

(Cheerful music)

You poor old, you've always got a hangover.

Wake up.

What's that?

My whiskey.

Come get it.

Idiot.

Oh, good.

He's drunk that bad batch.

Hey, why do you talk while you drink?

This is not bad.

Stop drinking.

Let's fight.

(Smashing)

You.

I'm feeling a little all over.

(Grunting, smacking)

What's happening?

I can see stars and it's still daylight.

(Goofy music)

Come back, come on.

Me?

[Drunk Man] Yes.

I see.

You're more pissed than I am.

What are you gonna do now, huh?

(Laughs)

Drunken fist is next.

Stop laughing.

You think that I'm an idiot?

I'm not drunk.

Let's get it over with.

(Grunting)

What's wrong?

Come back inside.

Come on, come on, come on.

Nothing like a good drop.

(Grunting)

Wait there, I'm thirsty.

(Grunts, smashes)

(Grunting, smacking)

(Hiccuping)

Who's that?

It's me.

Jesus.

I couldn't fight you while you're drunk.

Thank God that you're dealing with a gentleman, boy.

(Laughs)

Sober up.

Enough for a boy like you.

Awake.

Why is there always some reason I can't beat

The hell out of you?

Salty.

You have many enemies.

I am one, but I wouldn't fight with you

While you're in that state.

Get up.

I can't.

[White Haired Man] Stand up.

Really.

What's the big hurry?

We can have a fight on some other day.

You're despicable.

Are you a man or a mouse?

(Laughs)

Good.

You want to fight?

Come on.

Are you afraid?

Come on.

Are you afraid?

(Laughs)

You.

When I catch you, I'm gonna kill you.

Damn it.

Damn it.

I'll get you.

Boy, if you don't come out, I'll wait here

'Til you do.

Come out boy, come out.

You bastard.

When you do come out, I'm gonna kill you.

I'm going to kill you slowly.

(Dramatic music)

Ancestors, please, no longer can I bare

The burden of guilt.

What I have done has been completely wrong.

Now I will follow your regulations.

What?

She is the one in the letter.

(Groaning)

(Laughs)

Boy, rest for a while.

My friend, please stop following me.

I understand that you are brave.

That's right.

All right, then, let us complete our business.

You want us to fight?

Yes.

Then you come to me, come on.

Right.

Wait.

What's wrong?

(Laughs)

Listen.

I am the better.

Why?

You're slower.

(Laughs)

(Dramatic music)

You're good.

I'm better.

Nice to meet you, but I'm busy.

I must go now.

(Dramatic music)

You are responsible for this mess we're in.

It is up to our group to pass their judgment.

But of course he must be punished by all.

I will have to agree with punishment.

So be it, you know the rules.

I will gladly suffer any punishment.

(Groaning)

I promise to catch him, or I will sacrifice my own life.

You're wrong.

I will be the one to take your life.

You will be the third one I have killed.

It was you who killed the others?

What do you think?

That it's your head.

Me?

(Grunting, smacking)

Have you been waiting long, dear?

For a very long time.

Who are you?

We have met.

Remove the mask.

If you like.

So, it's you.

Yes, we have met.

Your girlfriend is waiting for you.

Where is she?

She's probably in hell.

(Grunting, smacking)

(Snapping)

(Dramatic music)

(Grunting, smacking)

(Yelling)

(Dramatic sting)

If you want the manual, you had better meet me,

Otherwise I'll destroy it.

(Laughs)

I've been waiting.

Where is the manual?

You have lived for a very long time.

Not quite long enough.

With your old age, you're getting to be bald.

What?

You know what.

You're going to be bald because you're dead.

Damn you.

Hey, I hope you've brought your coffin.

Have you?

(Laughs)

(Grunting, smacking)

You're in for a surprise.

(Grunting, smacking)

You have been learning my skills.

You have been learning my skills.

You've had it.

(Grunting, smacking)

You're mirroring my moves, you're mirroring my moves.

What mirror?

Damn you.

(Smacking, grunting)

Where's the manual?

(Smacking, grunting)

Fight like a man, get up.

(Smacking, grunting)

What the hell are you doing?

Warming up before I kill you.

You call that warming up?

You'll see.

(Smacking, grunting)

This is called crab fist.

(Smacking, grunting)

(Groaning)

It seems I've won.

(Smacking, grunting)

(Tense music)

Coward.

You should never attack from the back.

All is fair in love and war.

All right, well I'd better alter your views

On that account.

All right, you are more than welcome to try.

(Smacking, grunting)

(Laughs)

Your way may be the best way after all.

No holds barred from now on.

(Smacking, grunting)

(Laughs)

Your crane is excellent.

(Smacking, grunting)

Do you want to continue?

Yes, but this time, I will fight and not just you.

You'll die.

Says who?

(Dramatic music)

(Smacking, grunting)

(Yelling)

Now I want that secret manual.

Hand it over to me immediately and I'll kill you quickly.

If not, you will die painfully.

Don't you kill him.

(Groaning)

(Smacking)

(Dramatic music)

He can really fight.

I couldn't have beaten that one.

(Laughs)

Thanks.

Thanks for your help.

It's nothing, you're welcome.

What?

My life is worth nothing?

How about yours?

Even less.

(Laughs)

Are you going?

That's right, so long, goodbye, I'm off.

I hope we never meet again.

(Laughs)

(Goofy music)