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(tense instrumental music)
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- [Narrator] I'm Ace
Harden, an entrepreneur,
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cannabis lover, and tech guru.
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(drowned out by music)
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I like tech, turf, and TBH.
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If you're a winner and
follow my Instagram,
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you see how I usually get
dragged into some adventure.
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Usually starts with a bang.
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(gunshots)
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In this case, three.
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Oh and sometimes, running.
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(whimsical tense music)
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- I'm shot!
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Can you believe it?
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I mean, the guy shot me!
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- I've always wanted
to have a bullet wound.
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- I married a dangerous, crazy woman.
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You should have told me
you wanted a bullet wound
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before we got married.
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To have and to hold?
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- My mantra, repeat over and over,
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a dangerous crazy woman is a safe woman.
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- Do you think we could go
to a hospital or something?
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- Repeat!
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- A dangerous crazy woman is a safe woman.
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- (babytalk) who loves
a dangerous crazy man,
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right teddy bear?
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- Oh, right, shnookums.
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I mean, all these jobs.
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On this one, I get shot?
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- Can't you see I'm green with envy?
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- I thought that was the
eggs I made this morning.
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I mean, if I could give
this to you, I would,
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just 'cause I love you so much.
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But do you think we could
go to a drive through,
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or something, so I can get
some, you know, napkins.
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- First aid kit is under the seat.
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Bandages, scissors, even
your non-allergy painkiller.
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- Wait wait wait.
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You thought we might get shot?
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- I was hoping for a graze.
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A sexy one, nothing
serious, mind you, just...
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A perfect little scar, like from dueling.
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- You're always so prepared.
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You're my little girl scout.
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- Oh!
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Maybe later, but now you have a story
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to tell our grandchildren.
(whimsical music)
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- I love bedtime stories.
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(indistinct chatter)
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You realize we're droving a scare.
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- Oh, the delicious irony.
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(laughing)
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- What are you doing?
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Are you stealing my car?
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I'm just kidding.
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(laughing)
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You guys don't look like thieves.
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- We stole each others hearts.
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Does that count?
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- We just saw the cover on the ground,
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and we decided to put it back on.
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- Oh, well good deeds show good character.
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- Does that run?
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- Yeah, it sure does.
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Uncle's got the owners
manual and everything.
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- I'm impressed.
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- I'm Ginger, and your name is...kidding?
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- Well, he's impressed, I can be kidding.
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- Fred.
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- Fred and Ginger.
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You guys got to have a dance routine.
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- Well, that depends, if you prefer Tango,
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Flamenco, or even Disco.
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(laughing)
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- What, not you?
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- Two left feet.
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I dance, I make a full circle.
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But I feel like I've been dancing all day.
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- Oh shoot.
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Coming, Aunt Meredith.
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Can't have burning poppers, can we?
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- Depends on who's popping who.
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- Guys, come on.
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Everyone's almost here, come on in.
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(whimsical music)
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- Oh...
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Hello.
- Meredith.
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- The pleasure is all mine.
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Fred.
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- Oh well, actually...
- Is that a family heirloom?
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It's absolutely exquisite.
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- Well yes it is.
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It was a gift from my great aunt Visbena.
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She actually had to hawk it once
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to get her fourth husband
out of jail for bootlegging.
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It was quite a scandal.
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- Are those diamonds?
- And very nice ones,
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that will always belong to you,
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and stay in your family.
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Heard so much about you from Pace.
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- Oh, Ace?
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- Ace, and you're just
as beautiful as he says.
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- Oh, well.
(laughing)
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He does?
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- Meredith, my dear, restroom?
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- Oh, into the hall.
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- Meredith, your buns are burning.
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- I'll say!
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(mysterious music)
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- Sorry, I didn't catch your name?
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- I didn't give it.
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Do you want the carrot
or the carrot stick?
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- Excuse me?
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- To get somebody to do something,
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you use either the carrot,
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or a stick.
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But...
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Then who made it a carrot stick?
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- They knew then they'd get
a carrot no matter what.
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- Betty, Betty Fester.
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Just like Uncle Fester
on The Addams Family.
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- Distant relative?
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- Not unless money's involved.
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Poor Jackie Coogan.
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He was Uncle Fester, you know.
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Well, his parents swindled him out of
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all of his childhood income.
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Thieves.
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Hate em!
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- Oh, well my name is Ginger.
- Ginger!
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I know. Caught it earlier.
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And Fred.
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Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire.
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Makes you two very memorable.
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You know, do you know
who admired Fred Astaire?
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Jackie Chan.
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Shot all of his fight scenes
just like Fred Astaire.
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Well, B.A., that means Before Astaire,
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they shot movie dancing,
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you know with close ups and cuts,
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just all stitched together.
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But Fred Astaire, why,
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he shot wide and in one take
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so that his audience felt like
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they were really a part of it.
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- So that's why Jackie Chan
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does those long fight scenes
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with all the ladders
and buckets and stuff,
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bears and things.
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- That guy really takes a beating.
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Broke his ankle,
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so they made a cast
that looked like a shoe.
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He kept working!
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That guy has got a work ethic.
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I wish the young people of today had that.
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- Usually have to to get what you want.
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And Jackie Chan's an opera singer.
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20 albums, biggest
foreign singer in Japan.
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And only two things that scare Jackie,
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are ninjas and public speaking.
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- Well, surprise my innards.
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Really?
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Imagine that.
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- Guess he won't be
giving the opening speech
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at a sewing convention.
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- Hey.
(chuckling)
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Especially made tea.
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So, you're named after the dancer,
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the drink, or the root?
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- Well, Mr. Wikipedia,
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I'd ruled out ginger
ale but not ginger beer,
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knowing my mom, and...
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- The root, ginger root.
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It's an herb.
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It helps with travel sickness,
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nausea, indigestion, excessive flatulence,
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that's farting.
- Oh she knows that.
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- Sorry.
- I wasn't.
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I hope I wasn't named for
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an organic flatulence
and nausea inhibitor.
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- It could have been morning sickness.
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- I'm pretty sure she was
thinking of Ginger Rogers.
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- Well, Fred.
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Tell us who she was named after.
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Was it the dancer, a spice, or a drink?
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Come on now, tell us the truth
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like you were in front of a jury.
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- Can I plead the fifth?
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Confidentiality, it's right between
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the spicy and the drinking.
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Every time I take a taste,
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it's like pickled ginger.
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Tart and intoxicating.
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- I like him.
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- I'm gonna go with Ginger Rogers,
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because she had many hidden talents.
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She painted, sculpted, loved the outdoors.
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She was a crack shot.
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Remember that.
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- Well, aren't you two a
couple of scrappy lovebirds?
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Out causing trouble to no end.
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- She knows us to no end.
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- I'm Betty.
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- Fred.
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Meredith, who are we waiting for?
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- [Meredith] Harrison.
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- Oh.
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He's the money guy.
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- And the smokers out back.
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- No matter what, some
protocols never change.
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If you smoke, no matter how green,
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you're exiled like a farting dog.
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- They need dog food enhanced with ginger.
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- I will exile myself and bum a smoke.
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- Aren't you the outgoing fella.
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- Never gonna be the
ingoing fella, ever again.
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(lively music)
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Any you guys got a smoke?
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- Drag first?
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- Actually, I was talking
about a cigarette.
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Oh wait a minute.
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Oh, I thought I was out.
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- [Smoker] Just stay downwind.
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- What?
- Ours is natural.
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That's like lighting up
an oil slick and inhaling.
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- Don't they say better
living through chemistry?
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Downwind, right.
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- You bring any?
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- I...
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- I'll take that as a no.
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Kind of like when I ask somebody
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if they want to go into the house
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and fix the broken sewage line.
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Either I fake a heart attack.
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(choking)
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Or they pay me to do it.
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- And you would fake a
heart attack to get paid.
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- And you don't fake anything
on the internet to make money?
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- I'm there with you, fella.
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I mean, if I do the dirty
work, then proper pay, huh?
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Oh, no thanks.
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I want to keep a clear head
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in case there's any trouble.
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- [Both] Trouble?
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- Oh, math.
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Marijuana, math is worse.
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- Clear mind makes clear
decisions, clearly.
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You get that?
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- We got it.
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A two year old would get it.
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Freaking egg head.
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- A suit, so formal, so establishment.
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- Would you say that to a
venture capital investor?
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I mean, I wanted to air on the side of,
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you know, not knowing.
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Didn't want to be under-dressed.
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I mean, perhaps if maybe my
suit were made out of hemp,
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that would be better, of course,
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and then I could just light up my threads
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and get really stoned.
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- Ooh, Hollywood meets new aged hippie.
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- He hears you.
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He gets stoned, and he's not sure
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where the volume control is.
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- Sorry, sorry, my world
consists of jeans and T shirts.
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- And that world is...
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- Coders, app developers,
sleep under the desk types.
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00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:34,100
- All those, I paid crazy
money for poser college
270
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,873
and still need a job types.
271
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,803
No girlfriend, no bills, no shower.
272
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:46,010
Young people need practical
skills these days.
273
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,853
Plumbing, electrical.
274
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,857
They can't stay off their phones.
275
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,360
(phone ringing)
276
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,193
Grommit Plumbing.
277
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,690
- Walter, I think it's very practical
278
00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:57,130
that I worked on phone software.
279
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,358
- Who is it?
- Don't you?
280
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,803
- Piss off, piss off!
281
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,790
Oh, hey, how do I block a call?
282
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:07,390
- Press that number right there.
283
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,930
- So, what's your handle?
284
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:14,763
- Oh...
285
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,823
I'm in banking.
286
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,223
Transaction.
287
00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:23,181
- Like, online banking?
288
00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:26,263
- More like a personal service.
289
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:31,130
I relieve people of the
burdens of handling cash.
290
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,760
- An independent contractor?
291
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,130
- Every day I'm not in jail.
292
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:40,220
- Gotta hate paying taxes
at the end of the year.
293
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,500
- For government bureaucrats
294
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,478
to take two hour lunches
and spend time on Facebook?
295
00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:45,703
No thanks.
296
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,123
But as work, it's rewarding.
297
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,503
- It's good that you enjoy your work.
298
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,483
- I worked for the fire
department for 42 years.
299
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,323
Wish I had your job.
300
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,453
- Well, every day is an adventure.
301
00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:11,456
(wood banging)
302
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,870
- Hey, sorry I'm late.
303
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:20,110
No traffic.
304
00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:22,423
Just a crime, he couldn't stop talking.
305
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:27,310
Harrison.
- Fred.
306
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:28,963
- Hi Harry.
307
00:16:28,963 --> 00:16:30,770
- [Harrison] Ugh, you know I hate that.
308
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:31,810
- Of course I do.
309
00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:33,460
- [Harrison] Good to know, Wally.
310
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,880
That means I'm number one.
311
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,130
- You two know each other?
312
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,608
- Oh yes.
313
00:16:38,608 --> 00:16:41,433
He's a plumber, and I'm a tax accountant.
314
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,233
- We both deal in raw sewage.
315
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,353
- On that, we both agree.
316
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:54,799
- Gene, I'm O.G., original geek.
317
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,166
Set up?
318
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,330
- Maybe after I do some number crunching.
319
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:03,185
Weed and math goes together
like cats and dogs.
320
00:17:03,185 --> 00:17:05,616
- Woof woof!
- Meow.
321
00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:10,603
- That would constitute a
positive...profit awaits.
322
00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:13,049
- Yeah...
323
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:16,460
Oh, I know you are waiting
for the big cheese, and...
324
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,070
Here it is!
325
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,820
- Whoa, cheese.
326
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:23,760
You know, that actually
has morphine compound
327
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,670
known as casomorphins that actually
328
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:30,760
connect to the opiate
receptors in the brain, right?
329
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:35,570
Very addictive, and it
really is hard to resist.
330
00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:36,466
You know what?
331
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:39,453
I think I am gonna start
cheese addicts anonymous.
332
00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:42,204
- (indistinct) green cheese.
333
00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:44,340
- Hands off.
334
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,950
Or I'm gonna shoot you all.
335
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,870
- Unless I shoot you first.
336
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:49,960
(laughing)
337
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,380
A bunch of times.
338
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,420
- Fred, what area do you work in?
339
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:58,420
- World...group funding, mostly.
340
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:00,150
You know, small groups.
341
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:02,970
Usually just my wife and I, Ginger.
342
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,550
- You pretty good at that?
343
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,825
- Like breaking into an ATM.
344
00:18:06,825 --> 00:18:09,075
(laughing)
345
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,940
- The king of polynomials
and sexy prime numbers.
346
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,500
Say cheese!
347
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,850
- What a freaking geek.
348
00:18:22,347 --> 00:18:24,240
- He seems a funny fella, for sure.
349
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,523
- That don't cut it when
he's doing your taxes.
350
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:35,056
- Well I guess you guys, I'd better go in.
351
00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:35,889
- Alright.
352
00:18:37,258 --> 00:18:38,091
Come on.
353
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,667
- Now these are just a mock up.
354
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,506
- Then it's okay if we mock it.
355
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,185
(laughing)
356
00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:56,000
- She is a crazy one.
357
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,947
- Ah yes, she's my dangerous
crazy woman, this one.
358
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:02,773
- We just need a slogan.
359
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:05,350
- Correct-a-mundo.
360
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:07,163
- Very inventive, and green.
361
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:10,530
- Are these your real teeth?
362
00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:12,803
Or did you Photoshop?
363
00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:18,743
Oh, those are some dazzling ivories.
364
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,780
- Alright, we just need to
take a couple bong rips,
365
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:24,890
and then wham!
(claps)
366
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,460
We are on the freeway to creative city.
367
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,550
Who's got ideas?
368
00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:29,383
- For cannabis?
369
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:34,740
- How about how green is my valley, huh?
370
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,160
- That was a movie, 1941.
371
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,273
- No movie exists before Pulp Fiction.
372
00:19:40,203 --> 00:19:42,469
- Oh okay, tough crowd.
373
00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:44,636
(moaning)
374
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,130
- Alright, before we get started
375
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:55,060
with our investment seminar,
376
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,700
why don't we do like a round robin
377
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,068
for names and backgrounds, and then maybe-
378
00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:00,510
- Why don't you give us a brief overview
379
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,660
so then we can respond
380
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,700
with the most relevant context
381
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,350
about our personal attributes?
382
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:08,050
To make us a better team.
383
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,530
- Great idea.
384
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,060
Just a great idea.
385
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,089
Don't you think so, Harrison?
386
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,641
- Well, I...
- And you second the motion.
387
00:20:15,641 --> 00:20:17,420
- I second.
- Fantastic.
388
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,653
Harrison's wonderful presentation is up.
389
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,423
- It's okay.
- Let's go.
390
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,130
- Okay, I wasn't ready...
391
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:29,623
- It's okay, you can do it.
392
00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:37,372
- Let me switch over the input.
393
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:43,810
What we're looking at is a
multi billion dollar industry
394
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,380
with enormous growth potential.
395
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,800
- Pun intended.
(laughing)
396
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,699
- Right-o, Ace.
397
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:51,220
And this growth area,
398
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:55,683
Colorado has seen its tax
receipts increase dramatically.
399
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,180
The Colorado Department of Revenue
400
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:02,740
has stated that its income for marijuana
401
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:07,353
had pushed well past one billion dollars.
402
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,190
- Wow.
- Woo!
403
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,023
- Yeah.
404
00:21:09,023 --> 00:21:12,373
I mean, first year of
revenue was 692.million.
405
00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:18,059
Second year, 996.2 million.
406
00:21:21,632 --> 00:21:22,717
(all exclaiming)
407
00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:24,580
That's a 42% growth factor.
408
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:27,287
- That is growing like a weed.
- Yeah.
409
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,990
And our mission, if you
just decide to accept,
410
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:35,055
is to create a new car delivery service.
411
00:21:35,055 --> 00:21:36,472
But with a twist.
412
00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:39,203
- What is it, what is it?
413
00:21:39,203 --> 00:21:40,510
- Car delivery?
414
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:43,683
- We deliver food and cannabis.
415
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:47,660
So it's three delivery systems.
416
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:50,670
Cannabis, along with the munchies.
417
00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:54,033
They don't need to leave the house, ever.
418
00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:59,017
A new potential brand name, Weed & Feed.
419
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,709
- Crunched and Munched.
(laughing)
420
00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:03,993
Sweet and Eat.
421
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,970
- How about Stoned and Boned?
422
00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:12,260
- Glass and Ass.
423
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:14,923
- That's a very different delivery.
424
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,700
- Appeal to the viking stoners.
425
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,123
Weed and Meade.
426
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:24,380
Oh, oh I've got it.
427
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:26,330
Delivery alcohol and cannabis.
428
00:22:26,330 --> 00:22:29,028
Weed, Meade, and Speed.
429
00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:30,633
- Yes!
(clapping)
430
00:22:30,633 --> 00:22:32,453
- Okay okay, round robin.
431
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,270
Harrison, Dostoevsky.
432
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,103
- Not Harrison.
433
00:22:37,321 --> 00:22:38,154
- Like the novelist?
434
00:22:38,154 --> 00:22:39,490
- Crime and Punishment.
435
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,013
You ever read it?
436
00:22:41,013 --> 00:22:42,013
- I live it.
437
00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,959
- Doson...what the hell?
438
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:51,533
Now that is gonna be a sitch audience.
439
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,813
Dofskenas...what?
440
00:22:58,969 --> 00:23:01,010
Are you adopted?
441
00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:03,380
- No, my parents were.
442
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,900
Okay, so...
443
00:23:05,932 --> 00:23:07,540
I'm an accountant.
444
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,803
A number cruncher.
445
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,773
Cannabis empressario.
446
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,240
- Man you stole my line.
447
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,573
- Now gentlemen, guys, let's
just get around the circle.
448
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,820
- Oh...
449
00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:25,513
Retired fire officer, lieutenant.
450
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:30,790
We train like our lives are in danger.
451
00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:31,860
- Me too.
452
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:34,200
Don't I always say that, my love?
453
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,970
- Spirit, indeed.
454
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:37,000
- How about that?
455
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,300
You used to put out fires?
456
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:43,983
- And now, I get people to light em.
457
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,913
I want to make a little
extra income in retirement.
458
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:54,033
Cancer survivor, DBC use.
459
00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,220
I put out fires,
460
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,240
and now I want to be a cannabis ars...
461
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:02,099
- [Group] Arsonist.
462
00:24:02,099 --> 00:24:03,099
- That's it.
463
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:09,870
You know, I don't know that
these California pensions
464
00:24:09,870 --> 00:24:10,930
are gonna be there.
465
00:24:10,930 --> 00:24:15,033
Because of the idiots that run our state.
466
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:22,663
So, there you go.
(laughing)
467
00:24:24,415 --> 00:24:26,215
- I'm sorry, what's your name again?
468
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,087
- Oh I'm sorry.
469
00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:32,000
My name is Betty Fester, Betty Fester.
470
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,423
- Ah, like Uncle Fester.
471
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,673
- You're right.
472
00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:39,703
You are such a rocket scientist.
473
00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:43,520
- Okay.
(clears throat)
474
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,450
I'm Walter, Walter Grommit.
475
00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:46,700
- [Harrison] Hi Wal Mart.
476
00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:49,583
- You're still number one, Harriet.
477
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:51,533
I'm a plumber.
478
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:57,080
Now this guy asks me to
lay out the PVCs setting
479
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,710
for his grow, I got intrigued.
480
00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:02,300
I think there's a great potential
481
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,070
to make a lot of money,
482
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,820
which means I won't have to
crawl under houses anymore.
483
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,940
- Ace Harden.
484
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:16,620
Entrepreneur, tech innovator,
sometimes musician.
485
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:17,570
Nice to meet y'all.
486
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,800
- Well I'm Meredith, your hostess,
487
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,350
and I'm just looking for
a way to make more money.
488
00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:27,493
And I'm very interested to
hear all of your opinions.
489
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,880
- Gene Kismet, tech,
coding, and proud geek.
490
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,050
Apps and cannabis are
going to unlock the world,
491
00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:36,873
and I'm gonna find the key.
492
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,580
- Oh, Ginger.
493
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:46,240
I'm looking for a new angle of avenue
494
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,053
to take, to make money.
495
00:25:49,709 --> 00:25:52,420
From Decatur Georgia, originally.
496
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,887
Came out to go to USC, go Trojans.
497
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,220
I like Jackie Chan movies.
498
00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:00,950
- Yes.
(clapping)
499
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,650
- Eventually, I want to open my own
500
00:26:02,650 --> 00:26:05,440
combination hardware store and bakery.
501
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,743
Pipes are pipes, right?
502
00:26:08,716 --> 00:26:11,083
Oh, and, meet new fun friends.
503
00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:14,683
- Oh, Fred.
504
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:18,210
You know, I'm just sick and tired
505
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,430
of the corporate world.
506
00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:21,513
It's just highway robbery.
507
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,197
And, went to Folsom State.
508
00:26:26,197 --> 00:26:27,800
- Where is that?
509
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,633
- Up north.
510
00:26:30,015 --> 00:26:32,605
- It sounds like a prison to me.
511
00:26:32,605 --> 00:26:34,084
(all laughing)
512
00:26:34,084 --> 00:26:37,334
- Ah! You're killing me.
- That's funny.
513
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,480
- You're funny, Betty.
514
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,553
You're really funny.
515
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,680
At any rate, while I was there,
516
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,440
I learned a lot about
sales and negotiations,
517
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,630
and as well as saw first hand
518
00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:57,520
how oppressive the corporate
business world can be,
519
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,730
especially in regards to
growth and opportunity.
520
00:27:01,730 --> 00:27:06,730
And really there embraced the
entrepreneurial spirit of,
521
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:12,423
I defined a need and ultimately supply it.
522
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,200
- That's our job, right?
523
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,709
Okay, so...
524
00:27:19,709 --> 00:27:22,920
I have some data here
I'm gonna pass around.
525
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,947
Or I could send you a PDF.
526
00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:27,697
(all exclaiming)
527
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:29,680
- In other news,
528
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,340
Greece has stopped using
the Euro as currency.
529
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:35,320
It has switched to suing
shots of Uzo as payment.
530
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,390
They just need to be careful
531
00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:38,750
not to drunk all the profits.
532
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:40,600
- Like our profits going up in smoke.
533
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,433
- No, we want smoke in profits.
534
00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:44,870
- In local news,
535
00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:47,190
an alarm went off at
Straughn Teeum Corporation,
536
00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:49,810
catching sight of these two individuals.
537
00:27:49,810 --> 00:27:51,090
The two alleged suspects
538
00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:53,130
jumped into a Ford Escape, and well,
539
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,820
made their escape.
540
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:56,950
Wonder what would've
happened with a Probe.
541
00:27:56,950 --> 00:28:00,221
They remain unidentified and at large.
542
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:02,470
Straughn Teeum Corporation
deals with international
543
00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:04,830
money exchanges and cash shipments
544
00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:06,870
to large public customer industries
545
00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:08,900
with high cash volumes.
546
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,790
Its international business has been
547
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,500
a hub for investigations.
548
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,810
In an usual twist to the story,
549
00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:15,300
Straughn Teeum Corporation
550
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:17,800
said nothing was actually
stolen from the company.
551
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:20,274
- Nothing was stolen.
552
00:28:20,274 --> 00:28:21,516
- [News Anchor] And cash shipments
553
00:28:21,516 --> 00:28:22,349
to large public customer industries
554
00:28:22,349 --> 00:28:23,413
with high cash volume.
555
00:28:24,374 --> 00:28:27,265
- Nothing reported.
556
00:28:27,265 --> 00:28:28,900
- A robbery.
557
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:29,850
And nothing stolen?
558
00:28:31,199 --> 00:28:33,499
Bit of calling for the
corporation, you think?
559
00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:38,210
- Hey, Fred.
560
00:28:38,210 --> 00:28:41,300
Wasn't that car cover
on the old Volkswagen?
561
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:42,133
And did you-
562
00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:47,603
What is going on?
563
00:28:48,470 --> 00:28:50,080
- What is this?
564
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,120
- I know my presentation was a little off,
565
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,700
but you two are going overboard.
566
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,930
- You're used to people
pulling guns on you?
567
00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,280
- I do peoples taxes.
568
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,520
It's highway robbery for a living.
569
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,760
- They're the robbers.
570
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,793
- Wait, what?
571
00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:04,672
- The company.
572
00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:07,310
Straughn Teeum Corporation.
573
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,190
- According to the
Straughn Teeum Corporation,
574
00:29:09,190 --> 00:29:11,110
nothing was stolen.
575
00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:12,067
- I think that...
576
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:14,938
I was just trying to say...
577
00:29:14,938 --> 00:29:17,093
- Quiet, I'm just trying
to figure this out.
578
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,750
- Seems there's a glass ceiling
579
00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,743
in the criminal under world, too.
580
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,975
Hashtag, me too criminal.
581
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:29,750
- Just shut up!
582
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,360
- You know, just because we're hostages,
583
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,430
doesn't mean that you
can't show some manners.
584
00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:37,710
- Not shooting you shows some manners.
585
00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:39,530
Can we agree on that?
586
00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:40,603
Show of hands.
587
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,273
Very good.
588
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,263
Thank you for your cooperation.
589
00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:50,614
I hate plumbers.
590
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:52,253
- For once it's not me.
591
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,350
- Good for you, girl.
592
00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:56,873
Be assertive!
593
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:02,573
In a non violent way, I mean.
594
00:30:02,573 --> 00:30:05,213
- Okay okay, is there
anything else you want to say?
595
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,220
- You don't have to talk to me like that.
596
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:10,970
Especially in front of the hostages.
597
00:30:10,970 --> 00:30:12,480
He got shot this morning,
598
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,893
and has been a little testy.
599
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,165
- I hate it when that happens.
600
00:30:18,165 --> 00:30:18,998
- Really? I didn't think he was.
601
00:30:18,998 --> 00:30:20,560
I thought you were kind of charming.
602
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:21,490
You know, when I get testy,
603
00:30:21,490 --> 00:30:23,040
I tend to tweet nasty things to people,
604
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,100
then have to hind under
my desk to apologize.
605
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:28,570
- I don't think I was testy at all.
606
00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:30,000
Show of hands.
607
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,173
Who thinks I was not testy?
608
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,230
- I think you were testy.
609
00:30:36,230 --> 00:30:37,880
Show of hands.
610
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,260
Who thinks he was testy?
611
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:42,160
- With you waving that gun back and forth,
612
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,930
it's kind of skewing the poll results.
613
00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:45,480
I'm just saying.
614
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,543
- Yeah, it's like poll packing on CNN.
615
00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:50,590
- Okay that's enough!
616
00:30:50,590 --> 00:30:54,050
Oh gosh, sorry, sorry...
617
00:30:56,090 --> 00:30:58,633
Everybody just calm down, huh?
618
00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:02,387
Calm down, Ginger has the floor.
619
00:31:02,387 --> 00:31:03,220
Shnookums.
620
00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:05,903
- Teddy bear.
621
00:31:09,170 --> 00:31:12,970
I propose we collect all of
their cell phones and their IDs.
622
00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:15,303
- Why?
- IDs, huh?
623
00:31:16,270 --> 00:31:18,070
Then are you gonna gather
624
00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:20,090
their mother's maiden
name and credit cards?
625
00:31:20,090 --> 00:31:22,380
- No, I'm gonna collect their IDs
626
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,430
and mail them to our partner,
627
00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:26,170
so if any of them tries to escape,
628
00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:28,280
he'll know where to find them.
629
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,810
If any of them tries to escape,
630
00:31:30,810 --> 00:31:32,050
or rat us out.
631
00:31:32,050 --> 00:31:34,643
- See, that's the dangerous
crazy woman I love.
632
00:31:38,650 --> 00:31:43,513
- So nice to see the love
bird criminals make up.
633
00:31:44,530 --> 00:31:45,770
- You know, thank you Betty so much
634
00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:47,979
for pointing that out earlier,
635
00:31:47,979 --> 00:31:50,129
and allowing me to let
Ginger have her say.
636
00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:53,440
Now you heard the lady, huh!
637
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,863
Hand over your IDs and your phones.
638
00:31:59,270 --> 00:32:00,633
Hurry up, come on.
639
00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:03,900
- Come on.
640
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:04,950
- Don't have all day.
641
00:32:07,873 --> 00:32:08,877
There you go.
642
00:32:08,877 --> 00:32:10,220
- You have three phones?
643
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,430
- It's the entrepreneur DNA.
644
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,870
Los Angeles, one's for Florida,
645
00:32:13,870 --> 00:32:15,640
and one is for the Bahamas.
646
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,280
- You have a Bahamas number.
647
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,213
- Keep the Bahamas one to yourself.
648
00:32:19,213 --> 00:32:20,530
It's a tax thing.
649
00:32:20,530 --> 00:32:21,590
- Cool.
650
00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:24,280
Envelopes, stamps.
651
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,970
- You're gonna mail our phones?
652
00:32:25,970 --> 00:32:29,210
- No, we're gonna keep the
phones here, just the IDs.
653
00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:31,510
I don't know, we're
gonna put em somewhere.
654
00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:33,190
The microwave.
(all exclaiming)
655
00:32:33,190 --> 00:32:34,333
It's shielded.
656
00:32:35,169 --> 00:32:37,413
You won't be able to get any calls.
657
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:40,283
- Breathe in, breathe out.
658
00:32:40,283 --> 00:32:43,942
Breathe in, breathe out.
659
00:32:43,942 --> 00:32:47,142
Breathe in, breathe out.
660
00:32:47,142 --> 00:32:49,059
Breathe in, breathe in.
661
00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:52,502
Breathe out.
662
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,300
Good.
663
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,370
- How come everybody
points their guns at me?
664
00:32:57,370 --> 00:33:00,150
- It's your loving personality.
665
00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:01,590
- If any of you tries anything,
666
00:33:01,590 --> 00:33:04,940
I'm gonna zap your Chinese
slave labor products.
667
00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:06,193
Everybody understand?
668
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,340
Yes?
669
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:10,580
- Can I have the option of maybe
670
00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:12,859
getting shot before you zapping my phone?
671
00:33:12,859 --> 00:33:14,203
- Are you crazy?
672
00:33:14,203 --> 00:33:16,640
- What, all those contacts
versus a calf wound?
673
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,530
Just weighing my options.
674
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:21,152
- Stamps, envelopes.
675
00:33:21,152 --> 00:33:23,603
- They're in the hutch
right there in the kitchen.
676
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,160
- Ginger is definitely innovative,
677
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,523
in her own way.
678
00:33:33,523 --> 00:33:34,990
I knew you guys would appreciate
679
00:33:34,990 --> 00:33:36,693
her entrepreneurial thieving ways.
680
00:33:38,001 --> 00:33:39,230
It's like the IRS,
681
00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:42,093
but without the offices and line dancing.
682
00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:44,373
You know what I mean?
683
00:33:46,370 --> 00:33:48,083
If we could open up a business.
684
00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:49,620
Maybe call it,
685
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:53,123
Society for the Creative
Acquisition of Money.
686
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,203
SCAM for short.
(laughing)
687
00:34:06,549 --> 00:34:08,632
- You used all my stamps.
688
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,130
Which is, it's fine.
(laughing)
689
00:34:12,130 --> 00:34:13,493
It's fine.
690
00:34:16,447 --> 00:34:19,447
(suspenseful music)
691
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,147
(phone ringing)
692
00:34:35,432 --> 00:34:36,644
Hey that's my phone.
693
00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:38,012
- Who is it?
694
00:34:38,012 --> 00:34:39,323
- Nicole.
695
00:34:39,323 --> 00:34:42,032
- It'll go to voicemail.
696
00:34:42,032 --> 00:34:43,730
- You don't know Nicole.
697
00:34:43,730 --> 00:34:44,904
She knows I'm here.
698
00:34:44,904 --> 00:34:45,737
She lives like a block away.
699
00:34:45,737 --> 00:34:47,004
If I don't answer the phone,
700
00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:48,824
she's just gonna walk over here.
701
00:34:48,824 --> 00:34:51,070
- Okay answer it, but
put it on speakerphone.
702
00:34:51,070 --> 00:34:55,053
And I recommend the rest
of you be very, very quiet.
703
00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:56,843
- Hello Nicole.
704
00:34:58,503 --> 00:34:59,780
Oh, she hung up.
705
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:02,460
- Call her back, get her
before she leaves the house.
706
00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:04,670
Or I mean, your call.
707
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,300
- And tell her if she
wants to be a hostage,
708
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:07,603
it's still pot luck.
709
00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:09,933
- Call her back.
710
00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:14,433
And put it on speaker,
speaker, on speaker.
711
00:35:14,433 --> 00:35:15,266
- Come on, come on.
- Speaker, speakerphone.
712
00:35:15,266 --> 00:35:17,123
- Oh hi Nicky.
713
00:35:17,123 --> 00:35:19,031
- Speaker, speaker.
714
00:35:19,031 --> 00:35:21,590
- Hi Nicky.
- Where are you?
715
00:35:21,590 --> 00:35:23,930
- Oh I'm in the bathroom.
716
00:35:23,930 --> 00:35:26,240
- [Nicole] So how goes your weed party?
717
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,690
Giving meaning to the word potluck, huh?
718
00:35:28,690 --> 00:35:30,080
- Ha ha ha ha.
719
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,600
It's not much luck.
720
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,260
They call it cannabis nowadays, anyway.
721
00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:36,330
- [Nicole] Not when we
were at Led Zeppelin.
722
00:35:36,330 --> 00:35:39,070
Reefer, pot, gang, dope, herb, blunt,
723
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:42,080
Mary Jane's stinkweed, buds, skunk, blaze.
724
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,383
- It's like weed Jeopardy.
725
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,910
- [Nicole] Texas tea, Maui Wowie,
726
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,670
Thai Stick, Columbo, Panama Gold.
727
00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:49,783
- Nicky, stop stop stop.
728
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,430
- [Nicole] Nothing sobers you up
729
00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:54,010
like popping out three kids.
730
00:35:54,010 --> 00:35:56,310
I bet you got some real
characters to show up.
731
00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:58,941
- Oh you could say that.
732
00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:02,930
- [Nicole] Like the fat
ass crack plumber dude.
733
00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:04,827
- Oh, no.
734
00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:07,190
No, Walter, he's here.
735
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:08,480
He's a very nice man.
736
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,290
He's pleasantly plump.
737
00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:12,877
I mean, he's not...he's
really just, you know.
738
00:36:12,877 --> 00:36:14,920
- [Nicole] And that kid Ace, is he there?
739
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,753
- Uh huh.
740
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,564
- [Nicole] You got eyes
on him, you cougar,
741
00:36:18,564 --> 00:36:19,864
with that cute ass of his.
742
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:24,133
- Yeah, he and his ass are here.
743
00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:26,891
- [Nicole] Are you with him right now?
744
00:36:26,891 --> 00:36:27,891
- God I wish I were.
745
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,394
- [Nicole] You know who-
- Listen, Nicole.
746
00:36:30,394 --> 00:36:33,550
I asked you for your baking tray,
747
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:35,130
but I don't need it anymore.
748
00:36:35,130 --> 00:36:36,340
I've got it all handled,
749
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:39,380
so you don't need to
come here anymore, okay?
750
00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:40,840
- [Nicole] Yes, but I think this tray
751
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,870
actually makes better brownies.
752
00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:43,703
- Brownies?
753
00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:47,830
- [Nicole] Ace is in
the bathroom with you?
754
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,221
But you're talking.
755
00:36:49,221 --> 00:36:50,460
Is he giving you-
756
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,900
- No no no no no no!
757
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:54,330
Just because he's Jim's
nephew and not mine
758
00:36:54,330 --> 00:36:56,620
doesn't make it okay for me to...
759
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,790
Well, I mean, you know,
760
00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:02,720
it actually wouldn't
hurt to look at the menu.
761
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,730
Wait, you're confusing me.
762
00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:05,637
What were you saying?
763
00:37:05,637 --> 00:37:06,470
- [Nicole] The tray is not sheet metal,
764
00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:07,984
but Swedish Teflon-
765
00:37:07,984 --> 00:37:12,984
- Everything is handled
Nicky, okay, understand?
766
00:37:13,094 --> 00:37:15,740
- [Nicole] Okay okay okay geeze.
767
00:37:15,740 --> 00:37:17,587
Smoke some weed and chill, geeze.
768
00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:20,565
- Ask her.
- Oh Nicky Nicky.
769
00:37:20,565 --> 00:37:24,170
Did you rob anybody today?
770
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,730
- [Nicole] I'm a lawyer, of course I did.
771
00:37:26,730 --> 00:37:28,840
- Did you hear any more
772
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,423
about the man and the
woman who robbed the bank?
773
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,633
- [Nicole] Like it would matter
774
00:37:33,633 --> 00:37:35,360
with your own personal sheriff.
775
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,310
How do you know it was a man and woman?
776
00:37:39,307 --> 00:37:40,860
- I, well, I...
777
00:37:42,490 --> 00:37:45,650
Oh, I was thinking about Bonnie and Clyde,
778
00:37:45,650 --> 00:37:48,350
because I saw the movie last week.
779
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,230
Or it could be ten
munchkins for all I know,
780
00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:52,950
like in the Wizard of Oz.
781
00:37:52,950 --> 00:37:56,970
Or little tiny people
with little tiny guns
782
00:37:56,970 --> 00:38:00,170
making little tiny moving feet getaway...
783
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,980
Hey Nicky, I've got
some stuff on the stove.
784
00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:06,130
Can I call you back?
785
00:38:06,130 --> 00:38:08,404
- [Nicole] Well of course.
- No Nicky.
786
00:38:08,404 --> 00:38:11,803
Talk to you later, okay, bye.
787
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,140
Now if you will excuse me,
788
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:19,048
I'm gonna go find some
rope to hang myself.
789
00:38:19,048 --> 00:38:20,710
- I got some in the truck.
790
00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:23,760
I can move my not so overweight
791
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,000
pleasantly plump ass and get it for you.
792
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,500
- Your ass or your head?
793
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,583
Same thing.
794
00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:33,360
- If you two could just shoot me now,
795
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,363
I would really appreciate it.
796
00:38:39,387 --> 00:38:42,190
- Hey Ace, can I DropBox
you some of my fat
797
00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:44,240
so I can have a cute ass, too?
798
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,720
- Meredith, it's not that bad.
799
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,030
I'm well aware a cougar's attraction
800
00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:50,273
to someone like myself.
801
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,110
- Anybody want to hear
some butt crack jokes?
802
00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:58,374
- About that plumber
talking out of his ass?
803
00:38:58,374 --> 00:39:02,085
Put that in a pipe and smoke it.
804
00:39:02,085 --> 00:39:05,210
- In about 20 minutes, I
am not gonna give a damn.
805
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,800
- Quiet, quiet.
806
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,120
- Hey, what does she mean by
807
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,123
your own personal sheriff?
808
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,400
- Well my husband is a deputy sheriff.
809
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,370
- And he's at work?
810
00:39:19,370 --> 00:39:21,340
- Well, he works the night shift,
811
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:24,520
and he's asleep in that back room.
812
00:39:26,670 --> 00:39:27,920
- I checked those rooms.
813
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,230
There was no one in there.
814
00:39:29,230 --> 00:39:33,951
- I feel that men are very
good at disappearing acts.
815
00:39:33,951 --> 00:39:36,093
- Yeah, like four years.
816
00:39:38,381 --> 00:39:40,163
- Where are you going?
817
00:39:40,163 --> 00:39:41,810
- Well, just out of habit,
818
00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:43,200
I was checking to make sure
819
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,653
that he was still asleep.
820
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,560
- Wait here.
821
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,583
- Don't hurt him.
822
00:39:48,461 --> 00:39:49,352
- Hurt him?
823
00:39:49,352 --> 00:39:50,473
I haven't even seen him.
824
00:39:50,473 --> 00:39:51,306
Trust me, we're not gonna bond
825
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:53,253
over a basket of buffalo wings.
826
00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,460
(alarm beeping)
827
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,154
What the hell was that?
828
00:39:58,154 --> 00:39:59,783
- Oh that was my Bundt cake.
829
00:39:59,783 --> 00:40:00,693
- Is it chocolate?
- Yes.
830
00:40:00,693 --> 00:40:02,671
- Oh that's my favorite!
831
00:40:02,671 --> 00:40:05,012
Turn it off, turn it off.
- Okay okay.
832
00:40:05,012 --> 00:40:07,679
(alarm beeping)
833
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,713
- Watch them.
834
00:40:27,130 --> 00:40:30,843
- 'Cause we're a dangerous
group of cannabis users.
835
00:40:31,946 --> 00:40:34,470
- Medical marijuana adherence.
836
00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:35,660
Words matter.
837
00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:38,250
- Yeah? Well try this one on.
838
00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,643
In our current situation,
839
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:44,150
we're screwed.
(whimsical music)
840
00:41:41,154 --> 00:41:43,939
(indistinct chattering)
841
00:41:43,939 --> 00:41:44,880
- One of those peaceful protestors
842
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,730
hit me in the neck with a peace sign.
843
00:41:47,930 --> 00:41:52,363
- Aspirin, water, tequila?
- No.
844
00:41:54,092 --> 00:41:56,200
(gasping)
845
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,203
- Oh, you still take my a breath away.
846
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,593
- Shnookums.
847
00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:18,130
No aspirin?
848
00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:21,020
- Oh, silly, go to bed.
849
00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:22,020
I'll bring you some.
850
00:42:23,890 --> 00:42:25,023
Okay goodnight.
851
00:42:34,310 --> 00:42:35,510
- Give him the aspirin,
852
00:42:35,510 --> 00:42:37,790
slip a sleeping pill into the water.
853
00:42:37,790 --> 00:42:39,810
He sleeps, we leave.
854
00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:42,757
You all go back to
cannabis happy land, hm?
855
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,542
- So what's the plan then, Fred?
856
00:43:01,910 --> 00:43:03,210
What's the plan, Ginger?
857
00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:04,680
- Kinda winging it.
858
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,960
On the one hand, not shooting you.
859
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,560
On the other hand, shooting you.
860
00:43:11,270 --> 00:43:13,250
- I vote for letting us go.
861
00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:14,883
I mean, if we get a vote.
862
00:43:16,870 --> 00:43:19,160
- Shoot all of us?
863
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,830
Seven?
864
00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:22,923
You really want that heat?
865
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,673
You're bluffing.
866
00:43:24,673 --> 00:43:26,400
- Well maybe.
867
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,730
And if you're not
bluffing, shoot her first.
868
00:43:29,730 --> 00:43:30,850
It's accountability.
869
00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:32,840
- Okay look, I don't want to shoot anyone.
870
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,480
But I figure it's just like a TV show.
871
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,670
Just pull the trigger, huh?
872
00:43:36,670 --> 00:43:39,313
- Well yeah, but what kind of TV show?
873
00:43:40,970 --> 00:43:43,330
I mean, if he's thinking Magnum PI,
874
00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:45,810
it might just be a grazing one.
875
00:43:45,810 --> 00:43:46,970
But if he's thinking Law and Order,
876
00:43:46,970 --> 00:43:47,940
we could get killed.
877
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:49,140
- He's got a gun.
878
00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:50,040
Isn't that enough?
879
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:53,943
- Well it sounds like movie
moment delusion syndrome.
880
00:43:55,255 --> 00:43:57,550
How many characters on TV
881
00:43:57,550 --> 00:43:59,580
freak out about weapons?
882
00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:01,820
And then later in the plot,
883
00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:03,780
they suddenly know where the safety is,
884
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,340
and how to cycle the weapon,
885
00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:06,463
and how to deal with,
886
00:44:07,925 --> 00:44:10,150
I don't know, stove
pipe malfunction drills.
887
00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:12,720
Movie moment delusion syndrome.
888
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:13,803
Drives me crazy.
889
00:44:15,490 --> 00:44:19,820
So, what kind of cop TV you guys watch?
890
00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:22,960
- Well I'm partial to
Brooklyn Nine/Nine myself.
891
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,968
- I watch Hawaii Five-O.
892
00:44:24,968 --> 00:44:27,113
And anything by Sam Peck or Michael Mann.
893
00:44:29,569 --> 00:44:30,963
- What? What does that mean?
894
00:44:31,850 --> 00:44:33,470
- Fred will hesitate.
895
00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:34,873
Ginger will shoot us dead.
896
00:44:36,350 --> 00:44:37,183
- Wait wait wait a minute.
897
00:44:37,183 --> 00:44:38,040
That's not true!
898
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,705
Want me to prove it, huh?
899
00:44:39,705 --> 00:44:42,700
- You don't have to prove
anything to me, teddy bear.
900
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:45,618
I know your gun works.
(purring)
901
00:44:45,618 --> 00:44:47,713
- TMI.
- Here's our plan.
902
00:44:48,730 --> 00:44:51,110
One of you runs away somehow,
903
00:44:51,110 --> 00:44:53,420
then the others will pay the price.
904
00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:55,300
- Yeah, pay the price, huh?
905
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:59,350
- You don't strike me as violent felons.
906
00:44:59,350 --> 00:45:01,470
- He's not, he's very considerate.
907
00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:04,173
Opens doors, gives me flowers.
908
00:45:05,535 --> 00:45:08,130
- Oh great, a considerate kidnapper.
909
00:45:08,130 --> 00:45:09,810
- It's simple.
910
00:45:09,810 --> 00:45:12,120
We want to spend our cut
on pointless getaways
911
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,160
to far off beaches.
912
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,723
Our partners use their cut to
bribe politicians and more.
913
00:45:19,090 --> 00:45:21,350
Use your imagination.
914
00:45:21,350 --> 00:45:24,080
Mess with their ill gotten gains,
915
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,663
and expect a knock.
916
00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:30,293
And their Russian mafia.
917
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,193
- Oh crap.
918
00:45:33,306 --> 00:45:34,780
- Why oh crap?
919
00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:36,383
- Well, they're violent.
920
00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:39,970
The Brakfa.
921
00:45:39,970 --> 00:45:43,190
They'll sing Kumbaya and torch your house
922
00:45:43,190 --> 00:45:44,530
just to make a point.
923
00:45:44,530 --> 00:45:47,520
- Okay, everyone is getting
way too nervous, alright?
924
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,596
So, everyone's gonna
follow, like Meredith.
925
00:45:50,596 --> 00:45:52,743
Hey, has she got any
more of those samples?
926
00:45:54,148 --> 00:45:56,981
(whimsical music)
927
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,153
Eat up!
928
00:46:03,724 --> 00:46:04,700
- Indica or sativa?
929
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,350
- You know, I'm not sure.
- Now!
930
00:46:08,203 --> 00:46:10,973
- And remember, I like Sam Peckinpah.
931
00:46:15,213 --> 00:46:16,540
Did I ever tell you
932
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,525
I thought Saw was a comedy?
933
00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:21,775
(laughing)
934
00:46:23,023 --> 00:46:25,965
(heart beating)
935
00:46:25,965 --> 00:46:28,154
(bell rattling)
936
00:46:28,154 --> 00:46:30,904
(child laughing)
937
00:47:17,990 --> 00:47:20,263
- It's like I can't breathe.
938
00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:24,443
- It's gonna be okay.
939
00:47:24,443 --> 00:47:27,310
- I think I'm overdosing.
940
00:47:27,310 --> 00:47:29,820
- Nobody's ever overdosed on cannabis.
941
00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:33,280
- On Earth, yeah, but what about on Mars?
942
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,763
I think I'm on Mars.
943
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,478
- Nowhere in the universe.
944
00:47:38,478 --> 00:47:43,478
- Stoned, turnt, baked, blazed,
945
00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:48,253
lit, blistered, plundered, fried.
946
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:55,287
(laughing)
947
00:47:58,050 --> 00:47:58,883
You taste good.
948
00:48:00,808 --> 00:48:01,641
- Thanks.
949
00:48:01,641 --> 00:48:03,913
I've been told I'm vanilla bean.
950
00:48:06,673 --> 00:48:09,623
- I think I borrowed somebody else's head.
951
00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:12,533
Does it look good on me?
952
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,923
- Yes, you go the right size.
953
00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:18,283
- Nice hair?
954
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,200
- Okay, she could really
use some fresh air.
955
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,233
Gene!
956
00:48:29,121 --> 00:48:30,521
- I'm discovering my genome.
957
00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:40,073
- [Betty] Woops.
(laughing)
958
00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:44,453
- Gene.
959
00:48:46,252 --> 00:48:48,320
- I'm discovering my genome.
960
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,393
I found a thread.
961
00:48:50,850 --> 00:48:54,130
Could lead to a major discovery.
962
00:48:54,130 --> 00:48:55,620
- Great to do list.
963
00:48:55,620 --> 00:48:56,943
Search about the search.
964
00:48:57,790 --> 00:49:00,390
Search about the search.
965
00:49:00,390 --> 00:49:01,610
- That's funny.
966
00:49:01,610 --> 00:49:04,010
Can I search about how
to search for the search?
967
00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:08,320
- Easy.
968
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,349
Okay, let's get you into a chair.
969
00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:13,273
- No no no no.
970
00:49:13,273 --> 00:49:16,612
I can't handle the altitude.
971
00:49:16,612 --> 00:49:17,813
I want to lie down.
972
00:49:20,254 --> 00:49:23,453
I will become one with the Earth.
973
00:49:29,010 --> 00:49:31,243
Woo-hoo.
- Okay nice and easy.
974
00:49:39,350 --> 00:49:40,200
- Oh...
975
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:45,683
Those are such nice clouds.
976
00:49:49,374 --> 00:49:51,320
I think I see my mother's face.
977
00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:55,733
Yes.
978
00:49:57,321 --> 00:49:58,633
There it is.
979
00:49:59,490 --> 00:50:02,903
Oh mom.
980
00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:06,560
- The only way she's escaping
981
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,520
is if she gets launched into space.
982
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,080
- Well, call Elon what's-his-name.
983
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,313
I'll volunteer.
984
00:50:13,350 --> 00:50:16,123
You don't seem particularly frightened.
985
00:50:16,970 --> 00:50:17,913
Or stoned.
986
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:21,280
- Well that's a millennial skill.
987
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,180
Frightened though.
988
00:50:23,450 --> 00:50:26,090
Little mail scheme in
there was pretty clever.
989
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:27,590
Create leverage through worry.
990
00:50:28,710 --> 00:50:31,830
It's like when you're last
semester in high school.
991
00:50:31,830 --> 00:50:34,283
You're already in, so nobody gives a crap.
992
00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:37,353
- When we can leave, we will.
993
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,890
Trying to get me stoned?
994
00:50:43,890 --> 00:50:45,683
- Just acting like a good hostage.
995
00:50:47,646 --> 00:50:49,546
- But it's all a growing business now.
996
00:50:50,710 --> 00:50:53,213
- Farms, dispensaries, deliveries.
997
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:57,493
A couple years, be bigger than pizza.
998
00:50:59,010 --> 00:51:01,970
I want to have more dough than Pillsbury,
999
00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:03,570
and I'm not talking about flour.
1000
00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:08,300
- In my day, you had to
know a guy who knew a guy.
1001
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:09,300
- It's all cash now.
1002
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:13,250
Federal banking laws.
1003
00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:14,403
No weed deposits.
1004
00:51:15,810 --> 00:51:16,960
Sea of green out there.
1005
00:51:20,739 --> 00:51:22,989
- The Earth really is flat!
1006
00:51:25,443 --> 00:51:28,276
(whimsical music)
1007
00:51:41,030 --> 00:51:44,510
- Trying to figure out how
to turn on the headlights.
1008
00:51:44,510 --> 00:51:49,323
- You're sitting on a
sofa in the living room.
1009
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,163
- Windshield wipers.
1010
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,490
- Let me turn those down for you.
1011
00:52:01,003 --> 00:52:02,003
- Thank you.
1012
00:52:05,210 --> 00:52:06,967
Thank you.
1013
00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:08,450
You ordered a large, right?
1014
00:52:08,450 --> 00:52:09,573
- Yeah, root beer.
1015
00:52:12,610 --> 00:52:13,443
Oh.
1016
00:52:16,330 --> 00:52:17,393
- Stupid stick shift.
1017
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,690
- You have it in neutral.
1018
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,730
First, yeah, no.
1019
00:52:24,730 --> 00:52:25,563
To the right.
1020
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:28,793
- Don't confuse me.
1021
00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:33,163
Cops.
1022
00:52:40,410 --> 00:52:43,180
- If I could create plumbing out of yarn,
1023
00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:44,393
I could make a fortune.
1024
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,073
Yarn pipe.
1025
00:52:48,519 --> 00:52:49,352
Yipe.
1026
00:52:50,620 --> 00:52:53,450
Parn, hmm...
1027
00:52:53,450 --> 00:52:54,450
- Yes?
1028
00:52:54,450 --> 00:52:57,410
- Just to be clear, I'm a hostage, right?
1029
00:52:57,410 --> 00:52:59,230
- Yes, technically you are.
1030
00:52:59,230 --> 00:53:00,643
- It's for my autobiography.
1031
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,670
In case I wind up dead.
1032
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:05,530
In case I was in an alternate universe.
1033
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,943
- This isn't clear.
1034
00:53:09,210 --> 00:53:11,973
I am seriously worried for
your entire generation.
1035
00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:16,360
Ace.
1036
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,050
Meredith is looking a little down.
1037
00:53:19,050 --> 00:53:20,720
Cheer her up.
1038
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:23,833
Stand up and show her
that nice ass of yours.
1039
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,593
I bet I'm still number one.
1040
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,650
- I don't think I'm hallucinating,
1041
00:53:33,650 --> 00:53:36,293
but I'm seeing your ass on your shoulders.
1042
00:53:37,530 --> 00:53:38,893
Some shit.
1043
00:53:50,226 --> 00:53:55,226
(knocking on door)
(suspenseful music)
1044
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,685
- Answer it.
1045
00:54:03,685 --> 00:54:05,763
It's the postman, but be careful.
1046
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,593
- Why?
1047
00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:10,513
Do you think it's a cop, undercover?
1048
00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:17,080
An assassin like Bourne who's
gonna break down the door
1049
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,673
and maybe give me a disease?
1050
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:23,527
- No need to be paranoid.
1051
00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:25,513
It's just a postal worker.
1052
00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:29,220
- But that's what they do.
1053
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:30,830
They put on someone else's uniforms,
1054
00:54:30,830 --> 00:54:32,885
and then they go postal!
1055
00:54:32,885 --> 00:54:35,135
(shushing)
1056
00:54:36,817 --> 00:54:38,563
- It's okay, it's okay.
1057
00:54:40,270 --> 00:54:41,300
I'll cover you, huh?
1058
00:54:42,605 --> 00:54:45,353
Yes, I'll cover you, it's okay.
1059
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:47,993
I'll cover you.
1060
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:53,470
- That's a good plan.
1061
00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:00,583
(suspenseful music)
1062
00:55:13,873 --> 00:55:16,123
(thudding)
1063
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:19,693
- Answer it.
1064
00:55:23,219 --> 00:55:24,110
- Oh hi Susie.
1065
00:55:24,110 --> 00:55:26,990
- Hello, just sign your life away.
1066
00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:27,823
- What am I signing?
1067
00:55:27,823 --> 00:55:30,770
- I have a package for you.
- Is that a legal document?
1068
00:55:30,770 --> 00:55:32,503
- Yes, it's legal.
1069
00:55:37,674 --> 00:55:39,633
- May the force be with you.
1070
00:55:45,026 --> 00:55:48,109
(knocking on window)
1071
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:52,013
- My pen?
1072
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,820
- God.
- What?
1073
00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:56,350
- You work for the government!
1074
00:55:56,350 --> 00:55:58,833
- Oh my.
(door slams)
1075
00:56:00,828 --> 00:56:02,806
- Just what I thought.
1076
00:56:02,806 --> 00:56:04,973
That pen is an NSA device.
1077
00:56:07,039 --> 00:56:09,872
NSA knows, nobody is safe anymore.
1078
00:56:14,356 --> 00:56:16,606
(thudding)
1079
00:56:22,635 --> 00:56:25,468
(whimsical music)
1080
00:56:35,810 --> 00:56:37,977
(snoring)
1081
00:57:34,012 --> 00:57:35,262
- What you got?
1082
00:57:37,650 --> 00:57:38,810
- What's that?
1083
00:57:38,810 --> 00:57:39,683
- Check this out.
1084
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,450
Oh Christmas, so many
lights, such joy and cutting.
1085
00:57:44,450 --> 00:57:46,483
What say you, O wise one, scissors?
1086
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,380
- What the hell was that?
1087
00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:55,190
- I have no idea,
1088
00:57:55,190 --> 00:57:58,780
but they respond to a
combination of pig Latin,
1089
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:01,207
Yoda, and infomercials.
1090
00:58:01,207 --> 00:58:04,320
It's like gathering a herd of cats on LSD
1091
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:05,843
with a can of tuna.
1092
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:09,600
And that is like salmon to them.
1093
00:58:11,929 --> 00:58:15,262
(indistinct whispering)
1094
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,647
(snoring)
1095
00:58:27,943 --> 00:58:30,443
(shaking box)
1096
00:58:32,093 --> 00:58:33,843
- Was that a volcano?
1097
00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,633
A secret movie?
1098
00:58:38,705 --> 00:58:39,844
- I hope so.
1099
00:58:39,844 --> 00:58:41,494
Or all life on earth will perish.
1100
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,443
- Maybe it means nobody survives anymore.
1101
00:58:52,090 --> 00:58:53,290
I got to get some water.
1102
00:58:53,290 --> 00:58:55,790
I hear it kills the nano transmitters
1103
00:58:55,790 --> 00:58:57,810
in genetically modified food.
1104
00:58:57,810 --> 00:58:58,760
- Oh I'll have one.
1105
00:59:00,930 --> 00:59:01,980
Just hedging my bets.
1106
00:59:05,427 --> 00:59:07,030
(clearing throat)
1107
00:59:07,030 --> 00:59:11,573
- Well, let me just move my
hefty ass out of your way.
1108
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:15,660
- That's not really fair, you know.
1109
00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:17,670
You keep mingling Meredith.
1110
00:59:17,670 --> 00:59:19,860
When in fact we actually did eavesdrop
1111
00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:22,380
on her private conversation.
1112
00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:24,830
- I'm having a tough time
taking morality lessons
1113
00:59:24,830 --> 00:59:26,023
from a bank robber.
1114
00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:29,050
- What makes you think it was a bank?
1115
00:59:29,050 --> 00:59:31,148
Perhaps I did a rodeo circuit
1116
00:59:31,148 --> 00:59:33,423
on a bunch of ATM machines.
1117
00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:37,070
- It was the Straughn Teeum Corporation.
1118
00:59:37,070 --> 00:59:40,922
Found an obscure thread from an employee.
1119
00:59:40,922 --> 00:59:42,843
Crossing next through late.
1120
00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:45,810
An incident.
1121
00:59:45,810 --> 00:59:47,210
But nothing about a robbery.
1122
00:59:53,364 --> 00:59:55,781
(indistinct)
1123
00:59:57,610 --> 00:59:59,490
- Nothing stolen,
1124
00:59:59,490 --> 01:00:02,963
but you two keep looking at each other.
1125
01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:07,223
So it was cash.
1126
01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:09,203
Stolen money.
1127
01:00:10,230 --> 01:00:11,774
- You mean the IRS?
1128
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:13,683
- No, that's legally stolen money.
1129
01:00:14,784 --> 01:00:16,140
Straughn Teeum deals with-
1130
01:00:16,140 --> 01:00:18,690
- Currency exchange, lots of cash.
1131
01:00:24,743 --> 01:00:26,076
- Like cannabis.
1132
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,840
- Cash, all of it?
1133
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,610
- You think those guys
with the Kevlar vests
1134
01:00:30,610 --> 01:00:34,140
and pistols out from are just
rejected Wal Mart greeters?
1135
01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:36,933
- Hence the Russians supplies the lead.
1136
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,143
- You get the money, pardoned.
1137
01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:45,584
- Is this where the money is?
1138
01:00:45,584 --> 01:00:46,417
- Oh...
1139
01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:49,133
(box shaking)
1140
01:00:49,133 --> 01:00:50,883
- Cheese, make 'em crackers, yum.
1141
01:00:52,043 --> 01:00:52,876
Handful of salt.
1142
01:00:54,981 --> 01:00:55,981
Joyful more.
1143
01:01:22,270 --> 01:01:23,743
- Cheese tits.
1144
01:01:25,522 --> 01:01:28,689
I'm feeling the rotation of the Earth.
1145
01:01:30,403 --> 01:01:32,563
Oh, nirvana!
1146
01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,453
- Join us.
1147
01:01:58,310 --> 01:02:00,923
- It's kinda beautiful, in its own way.
1148
01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:04,223
- Kind of weird.
1149
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:09,010
Sharing beautiful moments
with my kidnapper.
1150
01:02:09,010 --> 01:02:10,880
- Technically, kidnapping occurs
1151
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,050
when any person is unlawfully
1152
01:02:13,050 --> 01:02:15,320
and non-consensually moved
1153
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,230
and held for certain purposes
1154
01:02:17,230 --> 01:02:19,380
as a ransom or reward.
1155
01:02:19,380 --> 01:02:21,360
None requested.
1156
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,460
Two, facilitating the commission
1157
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:25,400
of a felony or a flight.
1158
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,010
After the commission of a felony.
1159
01:02:28,010 --> 01:02:29,990
We didn't even break the speed limit.
1160
01:02:29,990 --> 01:02:34,110
Three, terrorizing or
inflicting bodily injury
1161
01:02:34,110 --> 01:02:35,913
on the victim or a third person.
1162
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,710
Weed is harmless.
1163
01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:40,960
Or you guys all would
be in a lot of trouble.
1164
01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:44,760
- What the hell is going on out here?
1165
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,110
You didn't jump in the
cracker barrel, did you?
1166
01:02:48,259 --> 01:02:49,973
I need to check this.
1167
01:02:51,110 --> 01:02:54,210
- I'm making cannabis angels.
1168
01:02:54,210 --> 01:02:58,210
Like water in the Grand Canyon.
1169
01:02:58,210 --> 01:03:02,924
In 4.2 million years,
1170
01:03:02,924 --> 01:03:05,706
I too will create
1171
01:03:05,706 --> 01:03:10,463
a great and beautiful
impression on the Earth.
1172
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,780
- In 4.2 million years, huh?
1173
01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:16,317
Be sure to bring your
sunscreen and snacks, geeze.
1174
01:03:17,937 --> 01:03:20,770
(whimsical music)
1175
01:03:34,370 --> 01:03:35,203
It's just a graze.
1176
01:03:35,203 --> 01:03:36,870
It's not like she's gonna cauterize it
1177
01:03:36,870 --> 01:03:38,710
with a red hot sword or anything.
1178
01:03:38,710 --> 01:03:40,110
- You don't really know her.
1179
01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:42,085
Have you ever used the blood
1180
01:03:42,085 --> 01:03:43,263
in first person shooter games?
1181
01:03:44,692 --> 01:03:45,990
I'm gonna throw up.
1182
01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:47,763
Can I start the game over?
1183
01:03:48,710 --> 01:03:51,430
- Come on, Gene, outside.
1184
01:03:51,430 --> 01:03:53,183
- Me too, fresh air.
1185
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:56,893
- Hey.
1186
01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:02,110
- Outside, or stay in where he might
1187
01:04:02,110 --> 01:04:05,320
tango with the toilet toss cookies,
1188
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,440
or do the technicolor yawn.
1189
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:10,123
- Alright Harrison, help Gene outside.
1190
01:04:11,260 --> 01:04:12,610
Good thing Harrison's okay.
1191
01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:16,360
- Alright gotcha, I swear.
1192
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:19,900
I won't let the bad or mean girls get him.
1193
01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:20,733
I promise.
1194
01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:24,893
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
1195
01:04:29,342 --> 01:04:32,592
(singing indistinctly)
1196
01:04:36,897 --> 01:04:37,730
- Fuck.
1197
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,213
Oh, the rain!
1198
01:04:40,213 --> 01:04:42,813
Rain makes me feel great.
- I'm gonna make it rain.
1199
01:04:44,196 --> 01:04:46,560
- Just great.
- I can help you with that.
1200
01:04:50,787 --> 01:04:51,623
You okay?
1201
01:04:55,954 --> 01:04:58,546
(items smashing)
1202
01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:00,796
(laughing)
1203
01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:03,280
What do you think?
1204
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,113
We made it rain.
1205
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,673
- Yeah, we did make it rain.
1206
01:05:06,673 --> 01:05:08,540
That was quite a hike.
1207
01:05:08,540 --> 01:05:10,583
Us geeks are usually indoor creatures.
1208
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:13,883
- It's only 97 feet.
1209
01:05:15,340 --> 01:05:18,570
Oh, how about this fence?
1210
01:05:18,570 --> 01:05:20,530
We could go and make a run for it.
1211
01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:22,810
- Dude, climbing and running way up there?
1212
01:05:22,810 --> 01:05:25,020
- That's like five feet.
1213
01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:27,720
- Some Russians will
kill us for four feet.
1214
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,370
- Now we could go,
1215
01:05:29,370 --> 01:05:32,413
get witness protection, new identities.
1216
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,253
I could be a Jake.
1217
01:05:37,260 --> 01:05:41,310
Nobody screws with a name like Jake.
1218
01:05:41,310 --> 01:05:43,690
I mean, with a name like Jake,
1219
01:05:43,690 --> 01:05:46,323
I'd probably have to own a club.
1220
01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:49,733
I like clubs.
1221
01:05:51,237 --> 01:05:53,154
Strip clubs, MMA clubs,
1222
01:05:55,423 --> 01:05:57,256
math club, chess club!
1223
01:05:58,150 --> 01:05:59,777
- You can't have that nose.
1224
01:05:59,777 --> 01:06:02,180
That's not a Jake nose.
1225
01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:03,013
- No?
1226
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:10,270
What are you gonna do with those?
1227
01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:11,120
- Trim your nose.
1228
01:06:12,553 --> 01:06:14,303
- Huh? Oh...
1229
01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:15,830
Which part?
1230
01:06:15,830 --> 01:06:17,074
- I see none on the left,
1231
01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:19,926
I'll take a little bit off the right.
1232
01:06:19,926 --> 01:06:21,219
Just a little bit.
1233
01:06:21,219 --> 01:06:22,052
- Okay.
1234
01:06:24,476 --> 01:06:25,393
- Glory be!
1235
01:06:27,397 --> 01:06:28,230
I did it!
1236
01:06:29,376 --> 01:06:31,626
(laughing)
1237
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:34,356
Woo!
1238
01:06:46,061 --> 01:06:48,150
(thudding)
1239
01:06:48,150 --> 01:06:49,510
- This isn't considered
1240
01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:51,493
aiding and abetting a criminal, is it?
1241
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:53,633
I mean, technically?
1242
01:06:55,230 --> 01:06:57,670
I always wondered if abetting
1243
01:06:57,670 --> 01:06:59,623
has to do with gambling.
1244
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:03,470
- I don't think so.
1245
01:07:05,542 --> 01:07:07,280
And I can say he was bleeding,
1246
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:11,003
and that I didn't want him
bleeding all over my travertine.
1247
01:07:12,321 --> 01:07:15,530
And I think that it is defensible in court
1248
01:07:16,530 --> 01:07:18,733
to preserve Italian marble.
1249
01:07:19,980 --> 01:07:22,140
- Maybe in an Italian court.
1250
01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:23,990
Or would you be saying it in Italian?
1251
01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:26,423
Oh...
1252
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,893
You got something.
1253
01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:35,410
Let me help you with that.
1254
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,397
- Next time, they are -
1255
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,068
- Ginger.
1256
01:07:54,457 --> 01:07:55,707
Ginger! Ginger!
1257
01:08:01,450 --> 01:08:02,283
Ginger.
1258
01:08:07,730 --> 01:08:09,270
Fresh air.
1259
01:08:09,270 --> 01:08:11,800
They need to burn some creative energy.
1260
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,080
- They can make a break for it.
1261
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,403
- Into the stratosphere?
1262
01:08:17,530 --> 01:08:18,910
I got a plan.
1263
01:08:18,910 --> 01:08:19,743
- Alright.
1264
01:08:22,030 --> 01:08:25,140
Everybody outside, and listen to Ace.
1265
01:08:25,140 --> 01:08:29,483
- I'm off to Hawaii, aloha!
1266
01:08:50,350 --> 01:08:52,080
- Witness protection forgets you
1267
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,880
like yesterdays newspaper.
1268
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:54,963
- What's a newspaper?
1269
01:08:56,310 --> 01:08:57,423
- Okay, right.
1270
01:08:58,630 --> 01:09:01,370
It's like a bad movie.
1271
01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:02,700
- Sounds like your documentary.
1272
01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:06,200
Ooh ooh, "Harrison and Gene's Last Days,
1273
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,618
Our Date With a Russian Ax Murderer."
1274
01:09:08,618 --> 01:09:10,150
- Huh?
1275
01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:12,870
Why did you have to give him an ax?
1276
01:09:12,870 --> 01:09:15,690
Why not a gun with a silencer?
1277
01:09:15,690 --> 01:09:16,630
An ax...
1278
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:22,543
I should sneak over that
fence, and rescue us.
1279
01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:25,640
- You'd leave me here alone?
1280
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,703
- I'll be back.
1281
01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,230
What's the address here?
1282
01:09:30,730 --> 01:09:34,053
I should smack you in the
head and make a little blood.
1283
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:36,500
And make my escape.
1284
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,300
- Or I could smack you with a brick
1285
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,540
and say you tried to escape
1286
01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:41,190
to cultivate favor with the kidnappers.
1287
01:09:41,190 --> 01:09:43,030
Oh and just so everybody likes what I did,
1288
01:09:43,030 --> 01:09:45,950
I'm gonna tell them all you
tried to rat us out to the IRS.
1289
01:09:45,950 --> 01:09:47,410
You will get zero sympathy.
1290
01:09:47,410 --> 01:09:49,330
- I like that idea.
1291
01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:50,603
- Stay still.
1292
01:09:51,547 --> 01:09:52,947
I'm trying to cut your nose.
1293
01:09:54,340 --> 01:09:55,240
Make sure it's right.
1294
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:58,280
Okay hold on, stay still.
- Okay, alright.
1295
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,873
- Stay here, I'm afraid.
- Alright okay.
1296
01:10:05,178 --> 01:10:07,260
- I'm gonna make you look like Jake.
1297
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:11,623
- Everyone's feeling a little buzzed.
1298
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,437
- Just a little.
1299
01:10:14,437 --> 01:10:17,580
- Turnt, burned, fried, and frizzled!
1300
01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:20,664
(laughing)
1301
01:10:20,664 --> 01:10:23,410
- Cannabis is a C word.
1302
01:10:23,410 --> 01:10:26,668
What other words that begin
with C can we think of?
1303
01:10:26,668 --> 01:10:30,020
- Can I use profanity?
1304
01:10:30,020 --> 01:10:32,943
- I'm thinking...creativity.
1305
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,580
So I want everyone to pick
their favorite character,
1306
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:40,178
and favorite form of
expression, and do it.
1307
01:10:40,178 --> 01:10:41,643
Let's have fun!
1308
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:47,073
- He said have fun.
1309
01:10:48,260 --> 01:10:51,573
Now.
(laughing)
1310
01:10:51,573 --> 01:10:56,406
- Tahiti, here I come.
(upbeat rock music)
1311
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:09,053
- How's that?
1312
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,753
- Yeah, that takes too much off the tip.
1313
01:11:15,770 --> 01:11:16,760
Again.
1314
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:17,593
- Hello.
1315
01:11:21,590 --> 01:11:22,920
- Ah!
1316
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,720
- Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
1317
01:11:26,390 --> 01:11:28,193
- You didn't scare us.
- Actually you did scare us.
1318
01:11:30,152 --> 01:11:31,813
- Okay.
1319
01:11:31,813 --> 01:11:33,950
If I was in touch with my inner feelings,
1320
01:11:33,950 --> 01:11:36,450
then yes, you did scare us.
1321
01:11:36,450 --> 01:11:39,740
I mean, only in so far
as we didn't see you.
1322
01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:41,003
And then you were there.
1323
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:45,973
So, naturally we reacted
to why we didn't see you.
1324
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,310
With you suddenly being there.
1325
01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:53,473
- So, hence I scared you.
1326
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,418
- No...
1327
01:11:56,418 --> 01:12:01,418
(upbeat music)
(people chattering)
1328
01:12:23,270 --> 01:12:28,270
- If we want the plumbing
from Moscow to Vladivostok,
1329
01:12:29,401 --> 01:12:34,401
we must build the pipes
in the trees, Babushka.
1330
01:12:36,809 --> 01:12:39,013
- Yeah, are you friends with Meredith?
1331
01:12:39,013 --> 01:12:40,650
- What do you mean by that?
1332
01:12:42,739 --> 01:12:44,410
- That she lives here.
1333
01:12:44,410 --> 01:12:46,193
And that you would know her.
1334
01:12:50,410 --> 01:12:51,960
You don't know who Meredith is.
1335
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,763
- Of course we know who Meredith is.
1336
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:03,650
We're just more business associates.
1337
01:13:03,650 --> 01:13:05,533
- Oh business, what kind of business?
1338
01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:07,770
- Business?
1339
01:13:07,770 --> 01:13:09,940
- What do you mean by that?
1340
01:13:09,940 --> 01:13:12,191
- I have to explain business to you?
1341
01:13:12,191 --> 01:13:14,890
What, are you both like, genuine idiots?
1342
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:17,270
- As in genuine, do you mean real?
1343
01:13:17,270 --> 01:13:18,640
- Verifiable.
1344
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,480
- Sir I have four degrees.
1345
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,117
Stanford, Yale, Princeton, and UCLA.
1346
01:13:23,117 --> 01:13:25,717
- And apparently not a ass
hat full of common sense.
1347
01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:31,803
(upbeat music)
(people chattering)
1348
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:47,999
- Why is that?
1349
01:13:47,999 --> 01:13:48,832
- Because apparently you don't know
1350
01:13:48,832 --> 01:13:51,050
what being scared,
friends, or business means.
1351
01:13:51,050 --> 01:13:52,813
Entirely alien concepts to you.
1352
01:13:53,753 --> 01:13:55,603
- I love aliens.
- That makes sense.
1353
01:13:58,112 --> 01:14:02,489
- Yeah it does, doesn't it?
(both laughing)
1354
01:14:02,489 --> 01:14:05,359
- Oh my God, I can't see.
1355
01:14:05,359 --> 01:14:07,609
(laughing)
1356
01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:13,162
(upbeat music continues)
1357
01:14:13,162 --> 01:14:17,829
(whimsical singing in foreign language)
1358
01:14:21,070 --> 01:14:24,403
- I love you because you first loved me.
1359
01:14:25,710 --> 01:14:28,263
(speaking in foreign language)
1360
01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:30,846
Everybody thank you for coming.
1361
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:35,120
- So you're saying that we
can't really know anything
1362
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:36,960
in this universe because the-
1363
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,010
- Epistemological evolution of knowledge.
1364
01:14:40,570 --> 01:14:43,010
- My God, what does that mean?
1365
01:14:43,010 --> 01:14:44,830
I know something because I believe it.
1366
01:14:44,830 --> 01:14:47,450
I can see it and I feel it.
1367
01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:48,373
- Vichtenstein.
1368
01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:50,250
You missed my point.
1369
01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:52,913
- Hey, leaf man, what do you think?
1370
01:14:54,060 --> 01:14:55,033
- Of course I am.
1371
01:14:56,620 --> 01:15:01,313
I wonder if humans ever
had sex with plants.
1372
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:05,350
Wouldn't that be fun.
1373
01:15:05,350 --> 01:15:07,370
- Hello, I'm Ginger.
1374
01:15:07,370 --> 01:15:10,573
I'm facilitating a creative
brainstorming experiment.
1375
01:15:12,050 --> 01:15:15,283
- Alright, seems like these
two are missing their brains.
1376
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:17,490
I thought they were friends of Meredith's,
1377
01:15:17,490 --> 01:15:19,660
until they didn't know
what the word friend meant.
1378
01:15:19,660 --> 01:15:21,947
Maybe they should watch
the TV show "Friends."
1379
01:15:23,230 --> 01:15:25,130
We could get 'em some baby apple sauce
1380
01:15:25,130 --> 01:15:27,320
and maybe a drool bib for that one.
1381
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:29,270
- That's our next exercise.
1382
01:15:29,270 --> 01:15:31,323
Getting in touch with our inner child.
1383
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:34,050
He's a software engineer,
1384
01:15:34,050 --> 01:15:36,860
and he's an accountant.
1385
01:15:36,860 --> 01:15:40,170
- Hey, stop all SPAM.
1386
01:15:40,170 --> 01:15:42,310
I get like Russian hooker signups
1387
01:15:42,310 --> 01:15:46,450
and dysfunctional erectile
dysfunction all better coffee.
1388
01:15:46,450 --> 01:15:49,650
And you, stop with all the
questions nobody understands.
1389
01:15:49,650 --> 01:15:52,290
It's all a con job and everybody knows it.
1390
01:15:52,290 --> 01:15:53,800
Anyway, now you two, fix it.
1391
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:54,920
Get out of here.
1392
01:15:56,570 --> 01:15:59,270
- That speech was strangely empowering.
1393
01:15:59,270 --> 01:16:02,687
(upbeat music continues)
1394
01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:07,022
- Keep going.
- I can't.
1395
01:16:07,022 --> 01:16:08,580
It's like an ugly Star Wars bar.
1396
01:16:08,580 --> 01:16:10,540
I want to call the deck of the Enterprise.
1397
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:12,080
No no no, stop.
1398
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:12,913
Stop it!
1399
01:16:15,612 --> 01:16:19,029
(upbeat music continues)
1400
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:30,147
- Try to have some fun, come on.
1401
01:16:33,610 --> 01:16:34,443
- I am.
1402
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,323
- You contacting the cops?
1403
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:59,890
'Cause I will shoot
your thumbs off so fast,
1404
01:16:59,890 --> 01:17:01,210
you'll be typing with your nose
1405
01:17:01,210 --> 01:17:02,760
for the rest of your life, huh?
1406
01:17:03,862 --> 01:17:04,804
- I'm just on the website
1407
01:17:04,804 --> 01:17:06,890
of the Straughn Teeum Corporation and...
1408
01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:08,290
- What?
1409
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:11,473
- Straughn Teeum was
involved in centrifuge.
1410
01:17:11,473 --> 01:17:13,430
Big time centrifuge.
1411
01:17:13,430 --> 01:17:14,430
- Well share with the class,
1412
01:17:14,430 --> 01:17:16,373
oh mighty geek-meister.
1413
01:17:16,373 --> 01:17:17,206
- Now listen,
1414
01:17:17,206 --> 01:17:18,160
you stole money from a company
1415
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,100
that makes centrifuge
1416
01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:21,300
from Iran's nuclear weapons program.
1417
01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:22,140
And we have the inside scoop
1418
01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:23,760
from the Russian mafia now
1419
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:24,593
to keep you trying to think
1420
01:17:24,593 --> 01:17:27,400
your Russian pawners are
gonna take the dough.
1421
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:28,674
They're gonna kill you both,
1422
01:17:28,674 --> 01:17:29,507
serve you up to the Iranians
1423
01:17:29,507 --> 01:17:30,370
on a bed of Baba Ganoush
1424
01:17:30,370 --> 01:17:32,633
for objected hideous
torture in the desert.
1425
01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:35,680
That's what's going on in the desert.
1426
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,420
- So that's why they gave us the job?
1427
01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:42,020
A short term contract, very short.
1428
01:17:42,020 --> 01:17:43,633
- Oh, oh!
1429
01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:48,240
- Okay that was an important
moment between you two,
1430
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,610
which could affect all of us.
1431
01:17:50,610 --> 01:17:51,690
I kinda missed it.
1432
01:17:51,690 --> 01:17:53,760
Anyone want to summarize?
1433
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:55,230
- Excuse me.
1434
01:17:55,230 --> 01:17:57,083
Robbery, betrayal, nuclear?
1435
01:17:57,980 --> 01:17:59,780
Gene connected the dots so fast,
1436
01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:01,570
I'm still digesting it.
1437
01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:03,770
- Well do it faster,
there's lives at stake.
1438
01:18:04,610 --> 01:18:06,800
Does anyone have a Ding-Dong?
1439
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:07,780
- That's right.
1440
01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:10,833
If Fred and Ginger go
down, we all go down.
1441
01:18:11,670 --> 01:18:14,800
If the IRS get one of us to squeal,
1442
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:17,182
then it'll be a whole
killing field of bacon
1443
01:18:17,182 --> 01:18:19,340
and plant sex.
1444
01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:21,833
- This is a terrible fate.
1445
01:18:22,696 --> 01:18:25,540
Never went into a burning building
1446
01:18:25,540 --> 01:18:27,273
when I didn't know my partner.
1447
01:18:28,733 --> 01:18:33,733
You've got to take a
temperature of their metal.
1448
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,310
- Coming from the not so usual
1449
01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:37,493
civil servant milquetoast type,
1450
01:18:38,461 --> 01:18:40,950
but rather a caustic individual
1451
01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:44,344
that always tells the truth.
1452
01:18:44,344 --> 01:18:45,533
That's really says something.
1453
01:18:48,770 --> 01:18:51,073
- Thank you, I think.
1454
01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:54,666
- Oh Betty, you remind
me of my grandmother.
1455
01:18:56,544 --> 01:18:58,770
- Double dealing whores!
1456
01:18:58,770 --> 01:19:01,250
- In that case, you remind
me of Ginger's grandmother.
1457
01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:02,710
- Stabbing you in the back,
1458
01:19:02,710 --> 01:19:04,996
just like in the Silicon Valley.
1459
01:19:04,996 --> 01:19:05,829
- The IRS.
1460
01:19:06,904 --> 01:19:09,700
(speaking in foreign language)
1461
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:11,640
- Plumbing whole salers.
1462
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,433
- Deceitful cannabis sellers.
1463
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,424
- Well, we're not dead yet.
1464
01:19:16,424 --> 01:19:18,800
(whimsical music)
1465
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,613
And I've got a plan.
1466
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,270
Here's the deal.
1467
01:19:25,270 --> 01:19:27,570
We fund our cannabis adventure,
1468
01:19:27,570 --> 01:19:29,180
you keep all the profits.
1469
01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:31,684
Cash in, profits out.
1470
01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:33,920
And all your IDs were mailed to a PO Box
1471
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,100
that I can get to first.
1472
01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:39,040
So I hear you guys start off the business,
1473
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,150
I mail them back.
1474
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:42,803
- Oh such a deal, oy vey!
1475
01:19:43,890 --> 01:19:45,180
- No harm, no foul.
1476
01:19:45,180 --> 01:19:46,973
Green money buying green products.
1477
01:19:49,303 --> 01:19:50,913
- Over my dead tax returns.
1478
01:19:54,260 --> 01:19:57,583
- I'd rather put a fire out with my face.
1479
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:01,620
- No can do, bro.
1480
01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:03,020
It's bad for my street cred.
1481
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,650
- Suck on galvanized pipe, why don't you?
1482
01:20:07,650 --> 01:20:11,463
Sorry, that's plumber speak
for, I don't think so.
1483
01:20:12,842 --> 01:20:14,592
- 01001110, 01001111.
1484
01:20:16,991 --> 01:20:19,491
That's binary language for no.
1485
01:20:21,662 --> 01:20:25,250
(speaking in foreign language)
1486
01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:26,473
- Not possible.
1487
01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:29,393
- So much for the carrot.
1488
01:20:30,930 --> 01:20:32,177
Now the stick.
1489
01:20:38,583 --> 01:20:41,070
- You want a deduction for cocaine,
1490
01:20:41,070 --> 01:20:44,081
we put it down as medicinal.
1491
01:20:44,081 --> 01:20:46,270
- I'm having a love affair with my boss.
1492
01:20:46,270 --> 01:20:49,290
- Suppliers of all organized
crime coming through.
1493
01:20:49,290 --> 01:20:52,180
- I always wanted to be a dog groomer.
1494
01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:54,723
- The guy got hammered worse
than a drunk hockey player.
1495
01:20:56,270 --> 01:20:57,770
- What happened to my clothes?
1496
01:20:58,803 --> 01:21:02,883
- We get caught, this
phone becomes evidence.
1497
01:21:04,643 --> 01:21:06,303
Which I've uploaded to the cloud.
1498
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,310
- That has nothing to do with me.
1499
01:21:11,310 --> 01:21:14,863
- Which is permanent, public evidence.
1500
01:21:18,419 --> 01:21:22,067
- I love it when you're
downright sneaky, Shnookums.
1501
01:21:23,818 --> 01:21:26,783
- I love that you love me, teddy bear.
1502
01:21:29,030 --> 01:21:33,633
- So, we fund the cannabis business.
1503
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,233
Agreed?
1504
01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:40,307
- Now we're cooking.
1505
01:21:40,307 --> 01:21:44,167
- 01011001, 01000101, 01010011.
1506
01:21:48,530 --> 01:21:49,363
Yes.
1507
01:21:51,380 --> 01:21:52,280
- Turn on the tap.
1508
01:21:55,830 --> 01:21:56,673
- Fire away.
1509
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:00,560
- Calculators ready.
1510
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:05,153
- I'm your ace in the hole.
1511
01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:08,381
I mean, it works for me.
1512
01:22:08,381 --> 01:22:10,964
(upbeat music)
1513
01:22:15,012 --> 01:22:17,660
(indistinct chatter)
1514
01:22:17,660 --> 01:22:19,910
- So I called a client
1515
01:22:19,910 --> 01:22:21,833
who worked at a news station, and...
1516
01:22:21,833 --> 01:22:24,322
- The FBI has started an investigation
1517
01:22:24,322 --> 01:22:26,456
into Straughn Teeum Coroporation,
1518
01:22:26,456 --> 01:22:27,822
for technological sales
1519
01:22:27,822 --> 01:22:30,010
into Iran's nuclear weapons program.
1520
01:22:31,429 --> 01:22:32,262
- Good.
1521
01:22:39,741 --> 01:22:40,574
Okay?
1522
01:22:50,973 --> 01:22:51,820
How we doing?
1523
01:22:51,820 --> 01:22:53,670
- Contract the lease searches,
1524
01:22:53,670 --> 01:22:57,082
and voice recognition and
police scanners for database.
1525
01:22:57,082 --> 01:22:59,915
(music continues)
1526
01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:12,041
- I want to go on a cruise some day.
1527
01:23:14,232 --> 01:23:16,815
(lively music)
1528
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:31,573
- Headed to, okay.
1529
01:23:40,550 --> 01:23:42,370
Just like Fred Astaire.
1530
01:23:45,836 --> 01:23:49,663
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh my God.
1531
01:23:49,663 --> 01:23:51,913
He's having a heart attack.
1532
01:23:52,887 --> 01:23:54,114
- Oh my God.
1533
01:23:54,114 --> 01:23:56,177
Alright, somebody call an ambulance.
1534
01:23:56,177 --> 01:23:58,780
- Oh, all I ever wanted, Jim,
1535
01:23:58,780 --> 01:24:00,623
was to be with a friend when I go.
1536
01:24:01,586 --> 01:24:02,419
- It's okay, Walter, it's okay.
1537
01:24:02,419 --> 01:24:03,593
- Be that friend, Jim.
1538
01:24:04,710 --> 01:24:06,100
- Alright somebody call an ambulance.
1539
01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:07,790
- No, no ambulance!
1540
01:24:07,790 --> 01:24:08,763
Stay with me, Jim.
1541
01:24:10,430 --> 01:24:12,130
- That's a hell of a grip, Walter.
1542
01:24:13,110 --> 01:24:14,310
- I'm desperate.
1543
01:24:14,310 --> 01:24:15,410
- It's okay, Walter, it's okay.
1544
01:24:15,410 --> 01:24:16,743
- Be that friend, Jim.
1545
01:24:17,915 --> 01:24:19,998
- Okay, it's okay.
- Okay.
1546
01:24:21,676 --> 01:24:25,093
(lively music continues)
1547
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:50,150
- Here's the money.
1548
01:24:53,064 --> 01:24:53,981
It's heavy.
1549
01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:55,733
- Escape routes.
1550
01:24:57,509 --> 01:24:58,573
- Fake IDs.
1551
01:25:00,790 --> 01:25:02,523
- Tax advice, you never know.
1552
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,133
- Lasagna.
1553
01:25:08,130 --> 01:25:12,230
- Oh Linda.
1554
01:25:12,230 --> 01:25:14,200
Next time I get high,
1555
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:15,900
I will remember you all.
1556
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:18,874
- Oh thank you.
1557
01:25:18,874 --> 01:25:22,791
- You all were the best
hostages I've ever had.
1558
01:25:27,449 --> 01:25:28,282
- Bye.
1559
01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:32,194
- Drive safely.
1560
01:25:32,194 --> 01:25:33,244
- Thank you, we will.
1561
01:25:40,454 --> 01:25:45,454
(engine rumbling)
(music continues)
1562
01:25:57,780 --> 01:26:00,080
While nobody really
wants to be held hostage,
1563
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:03,450
sometimes we're actually
hostages of our own making.
1564
01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:04,610
We don't take a risk,
1565
01:26:04,610 --> 01:26:07,210
or get far too afraid
to push the envelope,
1566
01:26:07,210 --> 01:26:08,113
try something new.
1567
01:26:09,450 --> 01:26:12,090
Sometimes, it's better to appear the fool,
1568
01:26:12,090 --> 01:26:13,500
bet on yourself,
1569
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:14,333
than bet on somebody else
1570
01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:15,747
who you think is a sure thing.
1571
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:20,140
The one sure thing about
betting on yourself?
1572
01:26:20,140 --> 01:26:22,433
When you win, you win big.
1573
01:26:23,710 --> 01:26:25,750
Even if you don't light up the bong,
1574
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:27,530
cannabis might be a metaphor.
1575
01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:29,130
New things come up all the time.
1576
01:26:30,390 --> 01:26:35,363
Sometimes, you just have
to jump into the flames.
1577
01:26:36,981 --> 01:26:39,564
(lively music)
1578
01:26:53,534 --> 01:26:55,673
- Yeah, I sabotaged his go.
1579
01:26:55,673 --> 01:26:57,203
Listen, I hated this guy.
1580
01:26:58,050 --> 01:27:03,050
- I had one hell of a
love affair with my boss.
1581
01:27:06,810 --> 01:27:09,413
- I can remember standing
on the table singing.
1582
01:27:11,697 --> 01:27:14,030
What happened to my clothes?
1583
01:27:15,210 --> 01:27:17,540
- I always wanted to be a dog groomer.
1584
01:27:19,697 --> 01:27:22,550
- Embellishing tax returns.
1585
01:27:22,550 --> 01:27:24,430
Now that's part of my service.
1586
01:27:24,430 --> 01:27:26,360
- Flyers for organized crime
1587
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:29,623
come through Russia
and Ukraine and Mexico.
1588
01:27:30,965 --> 01:27:31,798
- He was hot hot hot.
1589
01:27:35,235 --> 01:27:36,902
And let me tell you,
1590
01:27:37,860 --> 01:27:40,503
if they had opened that
calendar with his body,
1591
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:43,971
you'd have to come up with a whole new
1592
01:27:43,971 --> 01:27:47,054
definition of spontaneous combustion.
1593
01:27:49,324 --> 01:27:52,741
Twice we did it while putting out a fire.
1594
01:27:56,203 --> 01:27:59,370
Plus, right here on this very balcony.
1595
01:28:04,075 --> 01:28:05,742
I was so hot headed,
1596
01:28:06,983 --> 01:28:09,834
that I came very close to jumping
1597
01:28:09,834 --> 01:28:12,834
right into that freaking trampoline.
1598
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(laughing)
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