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I can't believe
you guys can watch this.
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You look ridiculous.
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Half a million people trying
to stop a senseless war.
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You find that ridiculous?
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I'm talking about the outfits.
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I'm dying. I'm dying.
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Promise me you'll
never show these
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when my friends are here.
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Promise, or I'm
leaving home right now.
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Mallory, that was history
in the making.
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There were people at every state
in the union at that protest.
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What were you protesting,
good grooming?
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Ugh.
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Mommy, you look so pretty,
like an Indian Princess.
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That's your father, dear.
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- There I am.
- There you go.
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You look almost as pretty
as daddy.
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Daddy, how long ago was that?
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That was very long ago
in a galaxy far, far away.
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All right! Who wants to see
the Peace Corps slides?
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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ when I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Ah, you're up early.
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Uh, yeah. I thought
I'd get a jump on this.
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I promised the Emersons
I'd have it in by Thursday.
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This is their dream-house
project, huh?
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Yeah. What do you think?
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Well, uh...
There's... there's no door
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connecting this side
of the house
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with the other side.
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Well, the Emersons don't like
each other all that much.
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It's a little extreme,
though, isn't it?
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Are you kidding?
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I had to talk them out
of putting in a moat.
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I don't think the kids
were too impressed
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with our slide show
last night, do you?
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No. No, I recognized that
glazed look in Alex's eyes...
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Same look I used to get
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when my father talked to me
about the Depression.
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Well, I enjoyed them anyway.
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I can't believe
how young I looked.
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We all looked young.
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Yeah, but you still
look the same.
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Oh, go on.
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Actually, if anything's changed,
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it's that you look
even better now.
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- Oh, go on!
- No, I mean it.
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There's just something wonderful
about the way you look.
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I said, "go on."
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Oh, god.
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Are you two
pawing at each other again?
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I don't consider a legitimate
display of affection pawing.
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Do you know what pawing is?
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Of course I know what pawing is.
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I'm dating Richard Defazio,
aren't I?
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Not anymore.
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You guys have been married
a long time.
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Haven't you had enough?
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I haven't, have you?
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No. Sorry.
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Ugh! Gross.
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- Is this my lunch?
- Yeah.
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- What's in it?
- You'll like it.
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Are there sprouts in here?
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There are no sprouts.
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Nothing alive?
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Nothing alive, nothing healthy.
Don't worry.
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Well, how do I look?
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Middle-aged.
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No!
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Dad, recent studies show
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you can predict success
by the way a person dresses.
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Alex, you're a young man.
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You shouldn't be worried
about success.
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You should be thinking
about hopping on a tramp steamer
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and going around the world,
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or putting a pack on your back
and heading down to Mexico
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or South America, anywhere.
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The '60s are over, dad.
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Thanks for the tip.
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Anybody know
the capital of Iowa?
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- Des Moines. - Cedar Rapids.
- Council Bluffs.
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That narrows that down a little.
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Actually, Jennifer,
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Iowa is the one state
that has no capital.
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And so you see,
it's the responsibility
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of every American
to look after Iowa.
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I'll get it. It's for me.
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Hello.
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Yeah, just a second.
Jennifer, it's for you.
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Don't talk too long, okay?
I'm expecting an important call.
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Who are you expecting
a call from?
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Oh, no one.
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Kimberly Blanton.
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Who's Kimberly Blanton?
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Nobody.
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She's a super-rich chick
at school
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who drives a yellow convertible
and looks like a Barbie doll.
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Alex thinks she might be
interested in him.
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What are you, the town crier?
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I have no secrets
from my father.
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Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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I'll get it. It's for me.
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Hello.
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Jennifer, it's for you.
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It's probably Chrissy again.
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She's going through
a personal crisis.
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Come on, Alex.
She's not gonna call.
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Girls like Kimberly Blanton
just don't call guys like you.
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Thank you.
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You see, he's been chasing her
for three months now,
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and he hasn't even gotten
to first base.
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- That's not true.
- Uh-huh.
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I've been chasing her
for two months,
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but we're making progress.
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You know,
we've begun a dialogue.
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The lines of communication
are open,
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which is more than I can say
for the phones in this house.
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Jennifer,
you're only 9 years old.
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How much can you possibly
have to say?
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Can you hold on a second,
Chrissy?
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Look, Alex, I may be
only 9 years old,
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but I'm a person, too.
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I have a right
to speak on the telephone
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without being harassed by you.
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Get off the phone now.
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I'll call you back, okay, Chris?
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Mom, did you see that?
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No, what happened?
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- Alex hit me.
- Alex.
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Jennifer.
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Okay, he really didn't hit me.
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But he wanted to.
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I could see it in his eyes.
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Just go on.
Alex, get a grip on yourself.
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If Barbie's gonna call,
she'll call.
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Her name is not Barbie, mom.
She just looks like...
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Hello.
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May I tell him who's calling?
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- Kimberly Blanton.
- Kimberly.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Kimberly,
I don't think he's...
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Alex P. Keaton here.
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Smooth, Alex.
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Uh, Kimberly.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Tonight?
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Just a minute, let me check.
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Kimberly's coming over to study
with me tonight.
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Is it all right if she has
dinner with us first?
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Sure, if you want her to.
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Tonight seems to be clear,
Kimberly.
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All right, very good.
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Okay, I'll see you at school.
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Goodbye.
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Yahoo!
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I haven't seen him this excited
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since Reagan was elected.
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Hey, what are you doing?
I was listening to that.
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That's depressing, dad.
This is an up night.
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This guy sounds like
he's in pain.
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He's supposed to be in pain.
He's a folk singer.
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Now, that's depressing.
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You know, the house
doesn't look that great.
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Well, what time
is Kimberly coming?
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Maybe we can have it painted
before she gets here.
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Tonight's the night, isn't it?
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Kimberly Blanton here
in our very own home.
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Like a dream.
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Very funny.
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She probably just wants
to check out your table manners,
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see if you know what
the small fork is for,
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that kind of stuff.
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Come here, I'll show you
what the small fork is for.
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Alex, maybe you're getting
a little carried away here.
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I mean, if Kimberly doesn't like
you or your family
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for who they are,
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then maybe she isn't worth
caring about at all,
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don't you think?
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Are you gonna wear your hair
like that
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or are you gonna put it up?
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Alex, I changed my mind.
I don't want to wear this.
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Too late.
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Too late, Jennifer.
A deal's a deal.
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I'll give you your dollar back.
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That's her.
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Okay, that's her.
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All right, everybody,
just stay calm.
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Oh, small fork's for salad,
right?
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Right, and the spoon's for soup.
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Soup. Right.
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Okay.
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Okay, just, uh, act natural.
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Hi. Sorry I had to answer
the door myself.
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Our butler's off tonight.
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Well, tell me, Kimberly, uh,
what are you studying in school?
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Oh...
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You know.
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Sounds exciting.
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Well, what Kimberly means
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is that it's the same stuff
I'm studying,
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so, you know, you're probably
familiar with it.
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So, dad.
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Do you think we may sail
around the world this summer?
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I'll be honest with you, Alex.
It doesn't look good.
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Kimberly sailed to the south
of France last summer.
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- Ah.
- That sounds interesting.
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I've always wanted to go there.
What was that like?
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Well, it was okay.
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It's real different, though.
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But I'll tell you one thing,
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if you're ever going
to the Riviera,
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you're gonna have
a really hard time
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trying to find
a decent cheeseburger.
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Yeah.
Well, thanks for the warning.
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We'll... we'll just take
our own.
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We went away last summer, too,
to Cleveland.
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It was far away and everything.
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We got to take the bus.
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The bus?
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What do you mean?
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What my sister means
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is that, um, we went to visit
our grandmother...
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Grand-Mère. Um...
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We... we were gonna fly...
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There was a bum on the bus,
remember?
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Jennifer, eat your potatoes.
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So, what exactly
do you do, Mr. Keaton?
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Uh, I, uh, m-manage
the Public Television Station
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here in town.
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Oh. What a cute job.
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That's the station with
all the English shows, right?
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Well, I-i wouldn't say
they're all English.
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T-there are some.
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Yeah, I know.
I've watched it once or twice.
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But I really miss
the commercials.
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I forgot, Kimberly. What is it
did you say you're studying?
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"You know."
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Just the basic
college prep courses.
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Have you decided what you're
gonna major in in college?
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Well, yeah.
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See, I really want to dedicate
my life into helping others,
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and, well, I really want to
be a cheerleader.
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I'll get the tea.
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Oh, let me give you
a hand with that.
259
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,730
Oh, thanks.
260
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,700
Well, what do you think?
261
00:11:55,730 --> 00:11:58,360
Is she something else, or what?
262
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,330
Gee, Mr. Emerson,
I'm sorry you're not happy
263
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,460
with the placement
of your wife's bedroom,
264
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,530
but that's as far away
as I could get it.
265
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:11,660
I mean, I did have to stay
on the property.
266
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,000
Well, we could try that,
267
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,860
but it... it would mean
going underground.
268
00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:20,460
Okay. Give my best
to Mrs. Emerson.
269
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,060
Hello?
270
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,560
Trouble in paradise?
271
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,030
You know
what I can't figure out?
272
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:28,230
- What?
- The Emersons have eight kids.
273
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,800
Either of you guys
know anything about Polo?
274
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:37,130
Polo?
275
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,460
Kimberly's picking me up
any minute now.
276
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,200
Today's the big tournament
for the Gray Cup...
277
00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:43,460
Or the Blue Cup...
Some kind of Cup.
278
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,700
I was hoping one of you'd
at least know the rules.
279
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,400
Polo?!
280
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:49,600
Never mind. I'll just ride
the way everybody else does.
281
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,660
Think maybe he was switched
at birth
282
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,560
and the Rockefellers
have our kid?
283
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,500
It could be.
I wasn't gonna tell you,
284
00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:00,730
but this morning, I found a copy
of the wall street journal
285
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,400
under his bed.
286
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,630
- I just had a thought.
- What?
287
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,130
Alex is gonna be gone
for the whole day,
288
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,700
and Mallory's
on her way out, too.
289
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:15,360
Why don't you and I go upstairs,
290
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,530
put on some old
Johnny Mathis albums...
291
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,160
What about Jennifer?
She's still home.
292
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,560
Give her your mastercharge
293
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,800
and let her check into
the holiday inn for the weekend.
294
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:26,760
She's almost 10.
295
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,660
You two never stop, do you?
296
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:34,200
Don't you knock before you
enter someone's living room?
297
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,800
Don't you two have
any self-control?
298
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:37,730
I mean, it's not even lunchtime.
299
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,800
I won't be home for dinner.
300
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,030
There's gonna be a little party
after the Polo game.
301
00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:46,300
It's a Polo match, you clod.
302
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:49,030
I can't believe what I have
to put up with!
303
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,690
Where is the party gonna be?
304
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,630
Oh, it's over
at the Carlton country club.
305
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:56,130
Alex, the Carlton
is a restricted club.
306
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,100
Oh, that's all right.
I'll be with the Blantons.
307
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,730
You know, it's really neat
over there.
308
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,230
They got an indoor pool,
you can eat on the terrace,
309
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,930
and if you get a phone call,
310
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,460
they bring the phone
right to your table.
311
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,930
That'll come in handy for you
in case Eliot Janeway calls.
312
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,400
What your father means
313
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:16,060
is that t-the...
The Carlton country club
314
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,830
doesn't have any members
that are Black or Jewish
315
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,660
or Hispanic or any other group
316
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,900
that didn't come over
on the Mayflower.
317
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,030
I just want to go
to a party, mom.
318
00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,130
I don't want to change
the world.
319
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,430
Bye.
320
00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:38,300
Hello, is this
the Carlton country club?
321
00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:40,660
Uh, listen, my name
is Steven Keaton, a...
322
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:43,000
Uh, no, I'm not a member.
323
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:45,400
Yes, I can hold.
324
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,130
Hi, I-I'm trying to locate
my son, Alex Keaton.
325
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,130
He's with the Blanton party.
326
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,100
N-no, Alex is not a member,
either.
327
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,900
Yes, I can hold.
328
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,400
Okay, well, listen.
329
00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,560
Uh, that's what I thought
it was, too.
330
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,160
I'll try it out on the highway
and let you know.
331
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,060
Okay, thanks a lot.
332
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,330
Who was that?
333
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,060
Uh, one of the mechanics
over at the Volvo place.
334
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,100
Ah, which one?
335
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,700
Sven.
336
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,360
You have Sven's home number?
337
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,300
H-he was at the shop.
338
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,800
I'm thinking of maybe
339
00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,360
taking the car in for him
to have a look at it.
340
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,700
Steven, it's quarter of 10.
341
00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:26,630
Well, you get a discount
if you bring it in at night.
342
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,730
You know how those Swedes are.
They're used to working late.
343
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,160
Land of the midnight sun
and all that.
344
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,500
Norway is land
of the midnight sun.
345
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:36,030
Well, they sure fooled Sven.
346
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,760
I'd better get down there
and tell him.
347
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,130
Okay.
348
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,300
That wasn't really Sven.
349
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:45,960
You're kidding.
350
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,360
I was trying to reach Alex.
351
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,130
There was something
I wanted to tell him.
352
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,660
Well, can't this wait
until he comes home?
353
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,160
That's what I wanted to tell
him, to come home now.
354
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,360
It's driving me crazy
that he's over there, Elyse.
355
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,830
Steven, I don't like it
any more than you do,
356
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,130
but Alex is Alex.
357
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,500
He sees things differently
than we do.
358
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:02,900
I know he does.
359
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:06,030
And I admit, up to now,
some of it's been cute.
360
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:09,800
I didn't mind the Pop Quiz
on wines the other night.
361
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,400
And if he wants to have a poster
of William Buckley over his bed,
362
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,830
that's his own business.
363
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,560
But we have to draw the line
somewhere,
364
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,860
and I think a restricted club
is a good place to draw it.
365
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,680
Kimberly tells me
you're quite a sailor, Alex.
366
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,800
Uh, well, I'm okay.
You know, I'm no Popeye.
367
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,900
What's your favorite
kind of craft?
368
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,430
Woodworking.
369
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,930
Dad.
370
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,730
Excuse me, I...
371
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,560
I'm sorry to disturb you.
372
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,430
Everything's all right.
373
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,000
I'd just like... can I speak
to you for a second, Alex?
374
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,430
Uh, hello, Kimberly.
375
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,130
Hello, Mr. Keaton.
376
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,430
May I introduce my parents? Dad.
377
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:16,630
Steve Keaton.
378
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,400
Preston Blanton.
379
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:19,700
My wife, Emily.
380
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:22,760
- How do you do?
- I'm fine, thank you.
381
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,600
There, uh, isn't any trouble,
is there?
382
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,400
No. No.
383
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:30,700
It's just that I forgot
to tell Alex something.
384
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,430
Won't you sit down for a moment,
Mr. Keaton?
385
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,100
No, really, I can't stay.
Thank you.
386
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,600
Roger, bring a chair
for Mr. Keaton, please.
387
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,100
That's okay, Roger.
Don't bother.
388
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,560
Just for a moment, uh,
go ahead, bring it, Roger.
389
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,830
R-Roger, don't.
390
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,600
O-o-okay.
You can bring me a chair.
391
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,630
Excuse us for a minute.
392
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:52,960
Excuse me.
393
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,130
What's going on, dad?
394
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,760
Alex, I want you
to come home with me now.
395
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,030
Not so loud.
396
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,260
I'm sorry.
This place makes me mad.
397
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,260
And when I'm mad, I'm loud.
398
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,430
Now, come on. Let's go.
I don't want to make a scene.
399
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,560
I think it's a little
too late for that.
400
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,460
I was hoping that you'd
come to it yourself,
401
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,100
but obviously
you don't understand
402
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:15,230
the moral ramifications
of your being here.
403
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,760
Oh, dad, will you just stop it?
404
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,060
Don't you understand
what this place stands for?
405
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,300
It's... it's elitist.
It's... it... it's exclusionary.
406
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:25,930
It... boy, these things
are great. What are they?
407
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,100
Rumaki, sir.
408
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:28,830
Are there any without liver?
409
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,400
The Bunny Hop!
410
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:35,760
Oh, Alex! Come on!
411
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,660
Don't hop away
when I'm talking to you.
412
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,700
I guess
the parent of the year award
413
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:43,130
is pretty much out the window.
414
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,800
Well, I wouldn't say
you're the top contender,
415
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,360
but who knows?
416
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,300
I made a big mistake tonight,
didn't I?
417
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,700
What are you guys doing
down here?
418
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:55,600
It's too hard to eavesdrop
from the top of the stairs.
419
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,630
Why is Alex mad at you, dad?
420
00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,060
Well, dad went
a little crazy tonight,
421
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,900
and I really hurt
your brother's feelings.
422
00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:04,800
You mean you had a little attack
423
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,900
where you can't control yourself
424
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,760
and you say things
you didn't want to say?
425
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,530
Yeah.
426
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,400
I get those a lot.
427
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,400
Then stay away
from the Carlton country club.
428
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,930
I will.
429
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,760
I'd like to talk to you,
dad, okay?
430
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,530
Okay, girls. Let's go up.
431
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,860
Go ahead, mom.
432
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,300
We'll meet you up there.
433
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,860
Nice try, kid.
434
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,560
It was worth a shot anyway.
435
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,230
Before you say anything, Alex,
436
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,100
I just want you to know
I'm sorry.
437
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:41,600
Dad, before you say
anything more,
438
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,800
I just want you to know
that that's not enough.
439
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:46,260
I'll write notes of apology
to the Blantons and to Kimberly.
440
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:48,900
What'd you tell them, anyway?
441
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:50,030
I told them the truth,
442
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,800
that you were my dad's
twin brother
443
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:53,460
and you escaped from a home.
444
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,760
Thanks for covering for me.
445
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,230
You really humiliated me, dad.
I mean, how could you do that?
446
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,360
Alex, it's hard to know
when to interfere
447
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,100
and when to let you
go on your own.
448
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:09,600
When you were little,
it was easy.
449
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,630
Take the poison
and put it on a high shelf,
450
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,930
give you a safe place to play,
451
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,460
and make sure you don't
tumble down the stairs.
452
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,560
A-as you get older,
it gets harder.
453
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:24,230
The line between protecting
and interfering can get blurry.
454
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,800
I tripped over it tonight,
as you may have noticed.
455
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:29,530
Well, you were really something
out there.
456
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,800
You know, it's funny.
457
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,430
My father, your grandpa Jake,
458
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:36,860
was a very unemotional man,
very distant, very proper.
459
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,700
He was so proper...
460
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,200
I didn't know he cared.
461
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,560
He didn't show it.
462
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,060
I guess I overreact
because he didn't react at all.
463
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,560
You understand?
464
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,460
Yeah, I... I guess.
465
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,130
Look, Alex,
466
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,600
I was wrong to go over there
like that,
467
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:55,730
but I hope you understand
why I felt so strongly
468
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,130
about your being
at a restricted club.
469
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,760
I do, dad.
470
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,200
But I'm 17 years old.
471
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:04,860
And when I see Kimberly Blanton
in a strapless evening gown,
472
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,300
I don't look past her
for the bill of rights.
473
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,900
Alex...
474
00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:11,560
I was 17 myself once.
475
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,260
But I had principles.
I had beliefs.
476
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,730
I...
477
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:20,400
Well, now that you mention it...
478
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:24,600
I do recall working for Nixon
for a couple of weeks in 1960.
479
00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:26,730
Richard Nixon?
480
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,060
You see...
481
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:31,100
T-there was
this young republican,
482
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:34,230
Sandra Futterman...
483
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,900
A real fascist,
but she wore it well, you know?
484
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,460
I...
485
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,200
I-I-i-i mean, s-Sandra was...
486
00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:46,900
W-w-well, s-she had a...
487
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,600
There... there was a way
she could...
488
00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:50,760
I get the point, dad.
489
00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:55,430
I love you, Alex, very much.
490
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,700
Sometimes it overwhelms me
491
00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,900
and I make mistakes,
like tonight.
492
00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:01,830
I know there are other fathers
who are more in control,
493
00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:05,730
more reserved, more adult,
494
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,230
but there are none who love
their sons more than I love you.
495
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,560
I know you do, dad.
496
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,760
I mean, that's the crazy part.
497
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,730
Even when we were out there
bunny-hopping tonight,
498
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,700
mad as I was...
And I was hopping mad...
499
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,000
I knew.
500
00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:25,930
Good.
501
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,700
But I'm not you, dad.
502
00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:29,760
I mean, we're two different
and separate people.
503
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,360
I know that.
504
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,730
Think this kind of thing
is gonna happen again?
505
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:41,560
I don't know.
506
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,230
We're both getting older.
507
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:45,530
One of us is bound to grow up
sooner or later.
507
00:22:46,305 --> 00:23:46,795
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