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* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba *

* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

* We'll be there

* A wink and a smile and a great old time *

* Yeah, we'll be there

* Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found *

* We'll be there when you turn that corner *

* We'll jump out the bush

* With a big bear hug and a smile *

* We'll be there

**

[ Snoring ]

[ Groans, mumbles ]

Huh?

[ Slurps ]

Morning, bros!

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, hey, hey. Good morning.

What's all this, Pan man?

Nah, ta, ta, ta.

Look, I have to return all this stuff.

Raw denim is supposed to be real comfy,

but all these are too pinchy for my Rubenesque waistline.

Oh, well, why don't I come with you?

I could even help you carry all these jeans.

Actually, it'll be better if I go myself.

Uh, the cashier was really cute,

so I think I'm just gonna ask her out.

But, you know, she's super cool, so I want to, you know,

kind of project, like, a lone-wolf vibe I think.

Anyway, love you! Bye!

Now what?

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Whirring ]

Hey, buddy. Good morning.

What are you up to in here?

Little of this, little of that?

[ Chuckles ] You want to hang out?

I love tools and stuff. Oh, wait.

Uh, what if I help you with your project?

I'm pretty good at most things.

You know, like -- Ice Bear works alone.

[ Whirring ]

[ Beeping ]

Aw, man.

So bored.

Hmm.

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Maybe someone on the Internet needs my help.

And...help.

Uh, nope. Nope. Nope.

Ah, what about this one?

Huh.

Looks kind of creepy. Uh, no thanks.

There's got to be a good one in here somewhere.

Ooh!

Lost chicken! Yes!

Now, this is something I can sink my teeth into.

"Dear madam, please provide more info on chicken in question --

favorite food, nicknames, mother's maiden name,

et cetera."

And...sent!

Ha! Now I just got to wait to hear back.

[ Whirring ]

Hmm.

Man: No! Stop! No, stop! Stop!

I didn't build the thing. I told you to make sure that line --

Hi, guys. What's the problem?

Uh, it's the garbage truck. Darn arm is busted.

Yeah, it's busted. [ Sighs ]

I just don't know how we're gonna pick up

all the trash on our route with just the two of us.

[ Gasps ] Me! Take me with you! I can help!

You just drive the truck, and I'll throw the thing in the thing.

It's gonna be great! Aah!

If you come with us, you got to keep up.

There's a lot of trash out there,

so we got to work fast.

Yahoo! You won't regret this.

Oops. Eh, I'll improve on that.

Hurry it up, fellas.

Okay! [ Grunts ]

Let's go! Whoo-hoo!

So, then, after she saw my recipe, next week,

she flat-out came to the party with the same exact --

* It's a good day

Good morning!

Huh? Whoa! Hey, guys!

* Good day

* Good day

Huh? Ooh.

* No sitting on the sofa 'cause that's just boring, too *

* The day is begging for adventure, but I haven't got a clue *

* Where to start, get your snakes * Whoo-hoo! Next!

[ Dog barking ] * When the sun's shining

* Blinding, no reclining, wanna find a *

Next!

* Solo, dolo, alone and all by myself is finer *

Oh! Come here, boy!

Oh, you're a tiny man. Bye, buddy.

Hey, wait up, guys!

Come on. Hurry it up, fella. Okay!

Woman: Ohh. Huh?

[ Sighs ] Oh!

Oh, dear. Oh.

Huh. I've seen that lady somewhere before.

**

[ Gasps ] The chicken lady! Ma'am!

[ Groans ] You're her!

Did you get my e-mail?

Oh, did you answer my ad?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I've been so busy putting together these posters

that I haven't checked.

[ Chuckles ] I like his bow-tie.

I miss little Marky so much.

I can only hope all these flyers will be enough

to bring him back to me.

[ Groaning ]

Oh. [ Groaning ]

Oh. You know what?

Let me put these up for you.

I can totally do it.

Are you sure, young man?

Of course. I'd love to help.

Plus, I can get it done in no time thanks to my new ride.

Plus, I can get it done in time thanks to walking.

* It's a good day, it's

* Oh!

* A good day

* It's a good day, it's

* Oh!

* A good day

* It's a good day, it's

* Oh!

* A good day Oh.

* It's a good day, it's

* Oh! * A good day

One for you. And one for you.

And one for -- [ Dog barks ]

[ Panting ]

[ Dogs barking ] Ah!

Heel! Heel, boy! Down!

Oh, oh! I'm so sorry!

I-I can't apologize enough.

I'm sorry. I-I can't seem to control them.

[ Chuckles ] That's okay.

Have you tried telling them to sit?

**

Whoa.

I've been trying to make them sit all day.

How'd you do that? Stand.

Speak. [ Dogs barking ]

Wink slowly.

[ Tink! ]

Oh, my gosh!

I must be some kind of dog whisperer.

Or maybe you just smell garbage-y.

Oh, dude. You look super tired.

You okay? Maybe you should just take it easy for a bit.

I can take over for you.

The dogs love me. Are you sure, man?

Of course! I'd love to help.

[ Sighs ] You're a life-saver.

Come on, puppies.

Let's work those hams.

[ Wind whistles ]

* The day is good enough to get that, so cut the chit-chat *

* It's time to get back, forget the knickknacks and other mishaps *

All right.

We'll put you over here and you over here.

Ooh. Flyer?

[ Dogs barking ]

Ah!

Huh. A little off the beaten path, huh, guys?

Ah, perfect.

One last door for my one last flyer.

Aah! What are you doing here?

Oh, uh, just walking.

Just walking these dogs.

[ Chuckles nervously ] For their health.

Mm-hmm. [ Chicken clucks ]

Did you guys hear that? Someone clucked.

It wasn't you, right?

[ Slurps ]

Then it's got to be that lost chicken.

[ Groans ] Come on, pups.

I think this calls for a rescue mission.

Let's roll out.

[ Grunting ]

Come here. Ah. Come here, buddy.

Man: For millennia, we've been taught

that time is a constant stream,

that traversing is impossible, but who writes the textbooks?

That's right. The government.

They're keeping time travel for themselves.

But no longer. I believe I've cracked the code.

I've worked out the bugs from my previous iterations,

and not only that,

I have procured a new willing test subject.

[ Gasps ] Mark.

And now, the grand unveil--

[ Sighs ]

The grand unveiling!

Behold!

[ Machine beeping ]

Flawless.

Now, hopefully there won't be any complications.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Gasps ]

Oh, my gosh. What do we do, fellas?

[ Barks ] Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Huh? Who's there?

I'm warning you!

I'm packing heat.

Aah! Oh, think, Grizz, think.

[ Whimpers ]

**

Show yourself, intruder.

Grizz: Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew!

Pew, pew, pew, pew!

Pew!

Greetings, er, uh, dweller of the past.

Uh...

Uh, who -- who are you?

State your business.

Have no fear.

I am from the future.

And these are, um, my future dogs.

I demand that chicken be given to us immediately.

What? That -- The chicken?

Yes, the chicken.

We require him for, um, future reasons.

I doubt you'd understand.

[ Gasps ]

This must be because my time machine works!

Oh, tell me, oh, great time bear,

does the chicken cause an interdimensional anomaly?

Does it bring upon the downfall of your future society?

Take me back with you!

Uh, no, I think we'll just take the chicken.

Please.

Oh, uh, here.

Let me assist you with that, future pug.

Um...[ Chuckles ]

Okay, stop it. Okay.

Aah! It's you!

Wait. Look, I can explain!

I bet you're some government crony

trying to steal my technology, aren't you?

Not gonna happen!

Listen, man. I just want the chicken, honest.

Never!

[ Panting ] [ Clucks ]

He's coming with me!

Oh, no. What do I do?

[ Dogs barking ]

[ Growling ]

Get him! [ Dogs barking ]

Huh? Uh...pizza, 5, enter.

[ Chicken clucks ] Oh!

[ Dogs barking ]

Huh, huh...

[ Barking continues ]

[ Beeping, whirring ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

**

Aw, geez. What's going on?

Where did Mark run off to? Huh?

**

Come on, pups.

Mark, please!

We're gonna get you out of here, safe and sound. I promise.

You got to trust me.

Okay, just -- just take my paw.

**

Yes. Ah, that's a good chicken.

What a -- Huh?

[ Electricity crackles ] Oh, gosh! It's gonna blow!

[ Distorted ] Duck!

[ Clanks ]

[ Dogs barking ]

[ Coughing ]

My test subject!

[ Coughing ]

Well, there goes another one.

Now what am I gonna do?

[ Mouse squeaks ] Huh?

Huh?

Wh-- [ Panting ]

Yes! Sweet freedom!

[ Laughs ]

* Walked all alone through this unfriendly place *

* Till I bumped into you, my friend *

Huh? Oh.

Thanks.

* Maybe you'll stay, and I hope that you do *

[ Doorbell rings ] * So I penned you this letter to send *

* Just a little help along the way *

* A tiny bit of help, oh, yeah

[ Sighs, sniffs ]

Man: Hey! Hey, kid!

We forgot to thank you for your help earlier.

It's pretty late out. You want a ride home?

* Oh, yeah

I'm home!

Hey, Grizz.

What have you been up to today?

Oh, you know, going around town, helping people out.

[ Sniffs ] Oh! Whoa, man.

What is that awful smell?

That, Panda, is the smell of a job well-done.

Because it smells like garbage.

**

[ "O Tannenbaum" plays ]

[ "O Tannenbaum" restarts ]

[ Slurps ]

Dang it! Hey, Grizz.

Do you want some vegan nog?

None of the eggs, but, uh, twice the nog!

Mmm, nah, I'm good.

[ Knock on door ]

I'm coming. Coming!

Whoa! Bro, you okay?

Huh?!

Ice Bear found perfect tree.

Don't you think it's a little big?

Ice Bear's motto, "Go big, or go home."

Hello there, bears! Hope you're having a lovely Christmas eve.

I have some mail for you!

Ow! All right, here ya go!

Thank you! Happy holidays!

No problem. Have a -- ouch -- lovely day!

Now, let's see...

Oh! Oh, oh!

What is it?! Ice Bear hopes it's coupons.

Guys, guys guys -- come check it out!

We just got, not one, not two,

but three Christmas party invitations for tonight!

Ha! What a great bunch of friends!

This'll be the first Christmas we'll have stuff to do

other than sit around and eat!

Ice Bear grateful.

[ Computer chimes ] Ooh, an e-mail.

Ughh, what?! Why are we getting e-mails from Nom Nom?

I don't know. Let's check it out.

'Tis the season to be jolly --

at Nom Nom's insane holiday bash!

All your favorite celebs, the finest gourmet food,

and tons of free swag! Nom Nom's Christmas rager!

Are you in?

Gee, that seems like a pretty neat party, huh?

Yeah, too bad we're so busy tonight, right?

And, before you think twice about not coming,

free puppy for every guest!

Can't say no to that face!

He's right, I can't.

Aah! We got to go to this thing, you guys.

But how will we have time to go to all these parties?

Well, I think, I mean, if we spend just a little less time

at these other parties, we'll be able to end the night

at Nom Nom's party -- and we can still see everybody!

Do you think we can pull that off?

Of course. It's simple math!

Okay! Well, I'll set alarms so we can keep on schedule.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Christmas rager!

[ "Jingle Bell Rock" plays ]

Okay, remember, we stick to the plan.

When the alarm goes off, we gotta leave.

Got it.

You're here! And just in time!

Come on in!

I hope you're ready for... Christmas party central!

* All is calm [ Snoring ]

* All is...

This party's pretty crazy.

It will be now that you're here!

But I thought for starters, we could try limbo!

Whoo! Yeah, limbo! Who's in?!

[ Slurps ]

[ Snoring continues ]

Yay! You did it!

Ughh! I don't know what to do!

Is it so much to ask for someone with my level of energy?

Oh, I don't think anyone can match your level, Tabes.

But don't worry, we got you covered.

Pan Pan? On it.

[ Static, upbeat music plays ]

Whoa, hoo, whoo! Let's get movin'!

Come on! Yeah!

Okay, now that we're all up, clap those hands!

Come on, now!

All right, there it is! It's easy!

Just move your feet and wiggle on down to the limbo beat!

Eh.

[ Laughs ] Whoo-hoo!

[ Singing in Spanish ]

Whoa!

[ Laughter ]

[ Bones crunching ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Alarm beeps ] Eh?

All right, who thinks they can go lower?!

Hey, Grizz, we gotta go!

Well, Tabes, sorry, this was fun,

but we gotta be somewhere else. Thanks!

Guys, wait! You can't go yet --

the party just got started! Sorry -- no time.

It's been a jolly wonderful, uh, thing.

Merry Christmas, bye!

[ Switches to "Silent Night" ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Upbeat Christmas song plays ]

Wait, where did the invitation say to go again?

[ Owl hoots ]

Well, the map points to a big tree, I think, or...

Oh. This has to be it.

But if this is the party, then where's Charlie?

Hola, amigos!

Feliz navidad!

Come on up, the party's inside!

Eh.

[ Grunting ]

[ Gasps ] I don't know how much higher I can climb.

Help me!

Oof.

Hey, hey, you made it!

Uh, Charlie, why is your party in a tree?

Well, you have to have a Christmas party

in a Christmas tree, silly! Everyone knows that.

I don't think that's right. Of course it is!

Just look, I got all the traditional festivities!

Christmas cards...

stockings hung with care...

reindeer.

And, of course, if you're hungry,

I got all the confection essentials.

Oh, heh heh, eggnog.

Oh, I almost forgot to check on the turkey!

Hey, turkey, how's it going?!

[ Turkey gobbles ] Ha, all right!

You know, you guys actually just came in time.

I could use your help finding a star to put on top of the tree.

Milk carton? [ Cow moos ]

[ Sniffs ] Nah. Cuckoo!

Nope. Hmm...

What do you guys think? That's not a star.

A star is, you know, pointy and star-shaped.

[ Alarm beeps ] Oh, the alarm went off.

Sorry, we gotta get going, Charlie.

Uh, good luck finding the right star for your tree, though.

But I want you guys to help me choose it.

[ Munches ] Thanks for eggnog.

You're welcome.

[ Doo-wop Christmas carol plays ]

Oh, man, we have even less time at Chloe's.

We spent too much time climbing down that tree.

[ Rattling ] Hey, guys! Welcome!

Come on in!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Right this way, sirs.

Meet my family members, guys.

Hi. Oh, hello.

Whoa! They're real bears!

Oh, hi, bears!

[ Speaking Korean ]

Man: Hi, bears! Make yourselves at home!

Check out all the food, guys!

Mom and I have been working on this dinner since yesterday.

This looks amazing, man.

I really wish we could've stayed for dinner.

Of course you're staying for dinner!

Come on, sit! But -- but --

We still have a bit of time?

Thank you for your hospitality, everyone.

[ Grunting ]

Oops, sorry.

Excuse us.

[ Speaks Korean ]

Ha! You guys are huge!

John, be quiet! No, you be quiet!

Ugh! Just ignore my cousin.

All right! We should start.

Oh, wow. This all looks amazing!

Ice Bear is in Korean Christmas heaven.

[ Alarm beeps ] Oh, no!

There goes our alarm. I'm sorry, Mrs. Park,

but we have to head out.

Don't be ridiculous, you just got here!

I'm sorry, Chloe, we can't. Ow!

[ Speaking Korean ]

Oh, try these, too. This is called jeon.

[ Grunts ] Hey. [ Chuckles ]

What do baby seals taste like?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

I'm a vegetarian. Yes.

Agh!

Oh, and this one you'll really like.

What do you think? [ Muffled ]

It's really hard to get the umami flavor, but --

[ Alarm beeps ] Huh?!

Okay, that was really good, Chloe,

but we really have to go now.

We'll take these to go,

and we'll let you know how we feel about the food, yeah?

[ Grunts, all gasp ]

Whoa! I'm so, so, so so sorry!

Yeah, we didn't mean to! That was an accident!

Ha ha, I knew this was gonna happen.

Agh, it's all our fault. I'm so sorry, Chloe.

Uh, let me help you. It's okay.

No, please, let me help. Come on.

I said it's fine! Just go.

You guys needed to leave anyways.

It's okay. It seems like you guys are in a hurry.

Don't worry, bears, we'll take care of it.

[ Sighs ] I'm so sorry.

We're really sorry.

[ Speaking Korean ]

We'll see you later, Chloe.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!

John, quiet!

[ Upbeat Christmas music plays ]

[ Sighs ] That didn't go so well, Grizz.

Yeah, but, hey, don't worry, guys.

Off parties happen!

And Nom Nom's party is gonna be all worth it!

[ Grunts ]

Whoa! Whoa!

* This Christmas, I've just one wish *

* Bells are ringing, no silent night *

This is insane!

The decor is out of this world!

Ice Bear admits impressiveness.

Party very flammable.

I can't believe we're even allowed to be here!

You're not! [ Music stops ]

What do you think you're doing here, bears?!

Come to show me up again, huh?!

But you invited us!

What!? Why would I invite you?

Give me that! Ugh, whatever.

Clearly, this invitation was not meant for you.

This was a mistake! My phone!

Hey, social media guy -- you're fired!

[ Sobbing ]

And you -- get lost!

Or I'll have you thrown out so hard, you'll be begging for --

Uh, sir? What?

Oh. Hey, world,

I'm just here, chillin' with my pals, the bears.

We're all having a dope time at my holiday bash, right, guys?

Smile for the cameras.

Uh... [ Chuckles nervously ]

Don't forget your super special gift --

[ Laughs ] Isn't that great?!

Now get lost!

Come, come, let us spread even more joy!

Ho ho ho -- ha!

[ Soft Christmas carol plays ]

[ Sighs ] I can't believe

we rushed through our friends' parties -- for this.

They're the ones that really care about us.

[ Barks ] We've been real dingles

this Christmas.

I bet those parties are all over now.

[ Bells jingling ] If only, you know,

we could make it up to them somehow.

Guys, I have an idea!

[ Puppy barks ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

All right! First stop is Tabes!

Time to fix Christmas!

[ Bells jingling ] Huh?

Coming! Hey there...

Whoa!

[ Barking ]

Oh, my gosh, look at you!

You want to play?! [ Laughs ]

Oh, come on, boy!

Let's go, little ranger!

[ Bells jingling ]

Huh?

Whoa-ho-ho!

Perfect!

[ Groans ]

[ Sniffing ] What is that?

[ Sniffing ]

Chloe, were you making something?

No, it's not me.

[ Gasps ]

Whoa!

Whoa! Guys?

Oh, uh, good morning!

We're sorry we rushed out last night,

and we wanted to make it up to you!

[ Speaking Korean ]

Wow! This looks amazing!

Ice Bear's special peace offering.

Uh, we know this doesn't right all the wrong we did yesterday,

and I'm sure it's very hard getting kimchi out of a carpet,

and we just want to let you know we really care about you.

Mmm! It's so good.

The ginger and the kimchi! Oh!

There's cumin in there. Oh, don't forget the sauce.

Don't get cheated.

[ Soft music plays ]

Done.

Done! Done!