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* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba *

* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

* We'll be there

* A wink and a smile and a great old time *

* Yeah, we'll be there

* Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found *

* We'll be there when you turn that corner *

* We'll jump out the bush

* With a big bear hug and a smile *

* We'll be there

[ Alarm blaring ]

Man: [ British accent ] My lady, can't you see he's only

marrying you because of your family's position?

[ Laughter ] Huh?

Hey, where you going, bro?

Ice Bear off to grocery store.

-At night? -No long lines.

Oh, well, in that case, can you pick up some pizza bagels?

[ Yawns ] Yeah, pizza bagels!

Hey, wait, how are you gonna get to the city?

Kind of late for the bus.

Ice Bear has ride.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Angelic choir ]

Hey.

[ Electronic music plays ]

-Whoa. -Look at that guy.

* Cruisin' low city light, down the boulevard *

* Hear that howl tonight

[ Whirring ]

[ Beeps ]

Okay sir, that will be $25.50.

[ Laughter ]

-Check this out. -I got it.

Check it out. Whoo! It's working now.

[ Door chimes ] [ Laughter ]

Please get off Ice Bear's ride.

Oh [Chuckles] is this yours?

We were admiring your upgrades and customizations.

This is a really high-quality product you have here.

So, how much do you want for it?

Not for sale.

Sorry, what was that?

He said it's not for sale.

I know what he said, Bryce!

[ Breathes deeply ]

Sorry about that.

I'm not sure you understood my question.

I want to buy your product,

and when I want something, I get it.

Ice Bear repeats -- not for sale.

[ Claps ] [ Yells ]

-Huh? Get up, man. -Are you okay?

Excuse me, sir, you need to sign for the card.

[ Growls ]

Have a nice night, sir.

[ Rattling ] Thank you.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Sir, you want me to call the police?

[ Cracking ]

Ice Bear will take care of this.

**

Bukashka.

Zakhodi.

[ Indistinct conversations, electronic beeping ]

Nyet! We do not sell snacks here.

What kind of place do you think this is?

[ Speaking Russian ]

[ Gasps ] You.

[ Speaking Russian ]

I thought I told you never to come back here.

Ice Bear needs to find someone.

[ Laughs ]

You need my help again?

[ Speaking Russian ]

You're in over your head, and why would I help you anyway?

The last time I did you favor, you crashed my car

and I ended up with 30 stitches in my shoulder!

For Ice Bear, please. One last time.

[ Speaking Russian ]

[ Sighs ]

Do not tell a single soul I gave you this.

Their headquarters is on the far side of town.

Be careful. They're very dangerous.

Excuse me, I have coffee to make for nerds.

[ Sighs ]

Why don't you stay a while, catch up on old -- huh?

[ Electronic music plays ]

[ Laughter ]

Oh, man, tonight is gonna be epic! [ Scoffs ]

Talk like that is the reason people call us bro-grammers.

But, yeah, [Snorts] it'll be epic.

[ Beeping ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Electronic beeping ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Electronic music plays ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Oh, snap!

Fatality! Enough of that noise!

Who's brave enough to challenge these brogrammers!

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Barry! Barry! Barry! Move it, buddy!

I'll grind your new bot to dust

with my new ultimate destroyer X235!

[ Shing! Whir! ]

[ Gasps ]

That?! That's the best you got?

[ Laughs ] Oh, this is gonna be too easy!

[ Laughs ] -You're right.

It is.

[ Beeps ] [ Shing! ]

[ Bell dings ]

Huh?

[ Electronic music plays ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Crashing, clanking ]

Well, well, well.

I had a feeling you'd show up.

This here -- it's just something

we tech guys like to do for fun.

After developing code all day,

building servers, creating frameworks,

it's nice to destroy something once and while.

You know?

Unfortunate that we had to "borrow"

your modified vacuum cleaner, but, hey, we call that fair use.

Look, we're always scouting for new talent

in the tech industry, so I propose we make a deal.

Join our company. Become one of us.

What do you say?

Ice Bear will break you.

Hmm.

Well, you can't blame me for trying.

If it's a fight you want, then a fight you shall have.

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Fight! Fight! Fight!

I guess that settles it, and you know what?

I've got the perfect opponent for you.

Should've left it alone, bear.

I told you -- when I want something,

I get it.

Oh, shoot!

Looks like we've got our first ever bot-versus-bear match!

Let the games begin.

[ Whirring ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Warbling ]

[ Dramatic music intensifies ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Claps ] [ Shing! ]

-What? -What? -What?

What the...?

[ Beeps ]

Get the bear!

All robots in the pit now!

[ Beep ]

[ Epic music plays ]

Finish the vacuum cleaner.

[ Whirring ]

[ Electronic hum slows ] [ Laughs ] Yeah!

[ Laughter ]

[ All gasp ]

Hey, where are you guys going? Come back here!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Uh, I'm out, yo.

Lates! [ Static ]

[ Slow clap ]

Well played, my ursine friend, but I have to wonder,

what will your next move be?

I thought you'd have learned by now, bear.

I'll always be one move ahead of you.

Ice Bear is gonna find you one day.

[ Chuckles ] Good luck.

[ Electronic music plays ]

Woman: Oh, Quincy, my love!

[ Laughter ]

[ Door opens, closes ] Hey, what took so long?

-Long lines. -I thought we'd starve.

Dude, what the heck is this?

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Claps ]

* My friend for the win, always my... *

**

[ Clicks, keyboard clacking ]

**

* I was a wallflower standing all awkward *

* You picked me up and told me no worries *

* "I like your shoes..."

* That was your pickup line

* I don't mind

* And I've been looking for someone *

* Who sees underneath it all *

* We're still young

* So let's eat ice cream forever *

* This is crazy but I'm gonna say it *

* I * I'm beginning to think you're just riiiiiight *

* We * We're already dreamin' of a liii-ii-ife *

* Us * Maybe we risk it all

* You * You're beginning, beginning to look like just my type *

**

* Together we ditched the party just my style *

* Cruisin' Glendale, maybe go on the swings *

* "You're kinda pretty..."

* That was your winning line, it's sublime *

* And I've been looking for someone * 'Sup, man? Oh, so that's where those chips went.

What up, Internet? * Who embraces it all

* We're still young, so let's eat after midnight *

* It's weird, but I'm gonna say it *

* I * I'm beginning to think you're just riiiiight *

* We * We're already dreamin' of a liii-ii-ife *

* Us * Maybe we risk it all Hey, Pan, you done yet?

* You * You're beginning, beginning Oh, wha-- No?

* To look liiiiiike just my type *

[ Clicks ]

Uh, whoo! Ha, okay! Hello, Internet.

My name is Grizz, and I'm here to teach you some sweet moves!

Okay, play and here we go.

* Come on * Now throw your hands up

* Throw 'em up now * And turn yourself around

* And step to the left

Oh, um, uh, okay. * Step to the right

* Now shake your thing

* Put your back fire out

* Now, booty pop and drop

* Everybody, swizzy swazz, y'all *

Uh, aah.

* Time to kick the juice

* Kick a little harder

Uh, okay. * Even harder, y'all

Ugh! [ Glass shatters ]

[ Clicks ]

Gosh dang, that was so good.

Ice Bear has never had better dumplings.

Now, come on. It's almost time for the movie.

Hmm? Oh, whoa! Check it out!

What's this doing just sitting out here?

So old and crusty.

Does it [grunts] still play?

[ Intermittent piano keys play ]

[ Sour note plays ] Aah!

Ha, ha!

Oh, I just remembered a song I can play.

**

Ooh, you sound great.

Keep playing.

* I know

* There's gotta be some way *

* To feel happy again

* My friend, friend, friend

* I know

* There's gotta be some way

* To feel that little ka-lump again *

* In your heart

In Ice Bear's heart?

* In your heart

In Ice Bear's heart.

* Again

[ Imitating trumpet ]

**

Oh! We're gonna be late for the movie.

Come on! Let's go.

[ Clicking ]

Yo, yo, yo! What's up, family?

It's your boy, DJ G. Rizzy!

Check out my mix tape on Music Vapor.

Oh, yeah! Uh!

Oh! That's the wild up in here!

[ Beatboxing ]

[ Zap! Zap! Zap! ]

DJ G. Rizzy on the beat!

[ Air horn blows ]

[ Clicking ]

[ Keyboard clacking ]

[ Laughs ] I know, man.

And then it just shot right out of my nose.

Ew, gross, Grizz.

Ah, sometimes you just let it happen, you know.

It's still gross, man.

Hey, Pan. There's a girl checking you out at 7:00.

What? Where?

No. Dude, your other 7:00.

Uh, where? My other 7:00? I don't...

Geez, man, she's right there. What?

**

* Well, forever my baby, forever my heart *

* Well, yeah, yeah, girl

* Yo, Friday with my crew *

* I saw perfection from across the room *

* Yeah, w-wow

* O-o-oh

* There you were so lovely

* Mind was blown

* Please show me

* How can I be your one and only? *

* Just you and me, girl

* Look in my eyes

* No more lonely nights

* I have no disguise

* Take my hand

* This is me

* And I hope that you'll agree

* Forever my baby, forever my heart *

* Letting go never, can't tear us apart *

* Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo *

* 'Cause I-I-I ain't no fool

* Oh-ho-ho-oh

* Yeee-ee-ah

* So, Saturday with my crew

* I'm thinking, let's chill real soon *

* Oh, yeah, let's chill

* I got your number, gonna call ya *

* Just can't wait to see your face *

[ Cellphone rings ] * Keep it real, keep it real

* Warm embra-a-ace

* 'Cause it's you and me, girl

* Devotion implied

* To dis you one day would be so unwise *

* Givin' up my riches, baby, please *

* Forgive me, I'm on my knees

* Forever my baby, forever my heart *

* Letting go never, can't tear us apart *

* Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo *

* 'Cause I-I-I ain't no fool

* Girl, I did you wrong

* And girl, I've waited so long *

* Please, don't take your love away *

* Forever my baby, forever my heart *

* Letting go never, can't tear us apart *

* Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo *

* 'Cause I ain't no fool

* Robot Man, from a planet in the future *

* Robot Man

[ Clicking ]

Hey, bro, Panda and I are gonna head out

and get that new video game.

We'll be back in a couple hours.

**

[ Man vocalizing ]

* Two steps forward

* Take a spin

* Roll the dice

* Frozen in motion, moving cool as ice *

* Two steps forward

* Take a spin, yeah

* Roll the dice

* Frozen in motion, moving cool as ice *

[ Vocalizing continues ]

* Pick up the telephone, no polar and spice *

* Chillin' to the West, then to the East *

* Glide to the side, last but not least *

* Chillin' to the West, then to the East *

* Glide to the side, last but not least *

* Chillin' to the West, then to the East *

* Glide to the side, last but not least, yeah *

* Yeah

* Unequivocally, I flow

* Forecast improbable

* As my heart expands into another world *

[ Vocalizing continues ]

**

[ Song ends ]

[ Clicking ]

[ Cellphone vibrates ]

[ Gasps ]

Guys, we just got our first subscriber!

What? Really? This is amazing!

We got to celebrate.

* Robot Man from a planet in the future *

* Robot -- [ Glass shatters ]

**