Original subtitles

* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba *

* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

* We'll be there

* A wink and a smile and a great old time *

* Yeah, we'll be there

* Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found *

* We'll be there when you turn that corner *

* We'll jump out the bush

* With a big bear hug and a smile *

* We'll be there

**

[ Engine roaring ]

Hey, there's holes in this box.

That's not my fault!

[ Grunting ]

There! Okay, guys, settle in.

It's going to be a long flight to Sweden.

Ugh, I'm hungry.

We should have eaten beforehand.

No worries, Pan Pan, it's gonna be worth it.

No more potatoes for us.

Just look at that food!

I can see it now.

[ Yodeling ]

[ All sigh ]

[ Machinery whirring ]

All right, here we go!

Whoa!

Oof!

Whoa!

[ Barks ] [ All scream ]

Easy, boy, easy! We have no treats to give you.

This place is really dark.

I don't want to be here the whole flight.

Aha!

[ Angelic music plays ]

**

Together: Ooh!

Wow!

Ooh! [ Giggling ]

[ Bell chimes ]

Ma'am, please fasten your seatbelt.

Sir, your seatbelt.

Oh, hello. You bears need to take your seats.

Oh -- uh, uh -- yes, ma'am.

Grizzly: We totally have seats. We'll go to the seats right now

that we paid for with legal money.

Come on.

We need a seat or they'll kick us off the plane.

Let's split up. -Do we have to?

I'll see you both in Sweden.

Whoa, this place looks expensive.

Are you a king? Good stuff.

Hup!

Made it.

Huh?

Ooh -- free movie!

[ Suspenseful music plays ] [ Explosion ]

My name's Todd Eagle.

They ask me if I'm scared -- ha.

I ain't scared of nothin'.

An action buddy knows no fear.

The world is my oyster, and I'm ordering seconds.

Wow!

Sir, you really need to get to your seat.

Oh, I think it's there. I'll go sit.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

[ Both snoring ]

[ Growls ]

[ Cooing ] [ Growls ]

Sir, would you like some pretzels?

Oh, yes, please.

[ Grunting ]

What are you up to? Don't have a seat, do you?

Don't worry,

I've got the coolest place for you to sit.

Hey, check out this cute, little stowaway I found.

[ Chuckles ] Here set him down on the controls.

Welcome aboard.

[ Chuckles ] We like you!

[ Gasps ] This is amazing!

Is that the best you got?!

[ Neck cracks ]

You haven't seen nothin' yet, cupcake.

[ Chuckles ] [ Neck cracks ]

You haven't seen nothin' yet, cupcake.

Punch, punch! Ultimate punch!

Whoo-hoo! [ Chuckles ]

Dude, are you watching this?!

Well, your loss.

What about you, friend?

[ Gasps ]

Can I help you, kid?

Is it -- is it really you?

I can't believe it!

You're Todd Eagle from "Action Buddies"!

Oh, what?! I am sitting next to the Todd Eagle!

This is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me!

[ Panting ]

Yeah, that's me. You a fan?

Oh, yeah, I'm a huge fan!

Ooh -- so strong!

So do you do all your own stunts?

Yeah, of course I do all of my own stunts.

Wait, did someone say I didn't?

Who said that? -Ooh, I knew it!

You're just like a real "Action Buddy"!

Thanks, kid.

-Ah, so cool! -Hello there.

Would either of you like anything to eat?

Yeah, I'd like a half-stack of pancakes topped

with some heated cinnamon-apple compote.

Thanks, doll face. [ Clicks tongue ]

-And for you, sir? -Uh.

Oh, yeah, half-stack of pancakes with hot apple combat

and, uh, nice face, doll head.

Pew, pew, pew!

[ Grunting ]

[ Growls ]

Ah!

Aw. [ Baby giggles ]

Uh, hey, baby.

What ya got there? You don't want to eat that.

I could take that pretzel off your hands if you want.

No, stop, baby!

But I need that pretzel! Spit it out!

[ Clears throat ]

Uh, hi. Can I have more pretzels?

All passengers are only allowed one bag per flight, sir.

Now, please sit down and buckle your seatbelt.

[ Gasps ]

[ Yodeling ]

Ugh!

I got to get those pancakes, but how?

Baby, stop it! [ Giggles ]

Pilot: These guys up here are the flight control systems --

electrical systems and temperature controls.

And this big button right here is the, uh...

Harris, what does the big green one do again?

Windshield wipers, maybe?

[ Chuckles ] yeah, sure let's go with that!

[ Sighs ] Oh, don't look so nervous, son!

You're in safe hands.

See, nothing to worry about.

Now, ready to have some real fun?

And then there was that one part

where you punched a guy so hard he split in half.

In half!

I can't believe how awesome that fight scene was.

What the heck is going on with this plane!?

Don't worry, sir, it's just some mild turbulence.

Now's your chance to satisfy your hunger, Panda!

Bye, baby. Thanks for nothing. [ Giggles ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Baby giggles ] What?!

Get out of here, baby! I'm on a mission!

[ Slurps ]

[ Sighs ] -[ Giggles ]

Baby?!

[ Gasps ] We're moving!

Woman: I have your breakfast ready.

Pilot: Uh, one second!

No, put that over here! -Shh, shh!

-Come in! -How are you all doing here?

Keeping an eye on the sky, I hope.

Yes, ma'am.

[ All giggle ]

Here's your pancakes.

Ooh, pancakes!

[ Slurps ]

Wait, I have the best maple syrup in my bag!

It would totally make these pancakes amazing!

I'll be right back. Don't start without me!

Oh, this movie just gets better each time you watch it!

I'm so happy they're playing it on repeat the whole flight!

"Don't you make me throw this shark!

You know what it can do!" [ Imitates explosion ]

Uh, kid, why don't you pipe down and eat your pancakes already?

Okay, but, seriously, that was the best fight scene

on top of a plane I have ever seen!

How high were you in that? Higher than we are now?

-Um... -Let me see.

Whoa, we are super high. You got to see this!

[ Screams ] We're too high!

[ Crying ]

-Uh, are you okay, Mr. Eagle? -Is everything okay here?

All I did was open a window, and he started freaking out!

Is he going to be okay? Don't worry, I think he's having a panic attack.

Your friend must be afraid of flying.

Sir, you need to calm down and breath.

Afraid?

[ Indistinct shouting ] [ Cooing ]

I think something's going on out there.

I'm gonna go check it out.

Sir, you are scaring the other passengers.

Okay, baby, stay here. Don't blow my cover.

[ Grunts ]

Huh? Pancakes?!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Oof!

Come on, baby, let's get out of here.

Baby, where'd you go?!

[ Giggling ]

Get down from there!

What's taking Harris so long?

I guess one bite without him won't hurt, right?

I won't tell if you won't.

Mmm, mmm!

[ Gasping, coughing ]

[ Beep ]

Please, sir, calm down. Whoa!

[ Screams ] We're gonna crash!

Sir, please!

Aha! Get down off there, baby.

[ Screams ]

Todd, it's okay!

Everything is gonna be fine.

[ Cries ] Huh?!

Uh... -Get back here, baby!

What?! Uh-oh!

-[ Screams ] -Baby, please!

Let me go! I want to be alone!

Huh?!

Let me in, sir!

Don't eat them pancakes without me!

[ Choking ]

[ Gasps, sighs ]

Sir, little guy -- can you open the door!

Also, aren't we supposed to be landing soon?

[ Beeps ] Warning, warning -- pilot input required.

Losing altitude rapidly.

Sir, will you come out of there, please!

Todd, this is no way for an action star to act.

I don't care. I'm not leaving this spot.

Leave me be.

[ Screaming ]

Baby, come on, cooperate!

Dang baby!

Whoa! Gotcha now, baby.

[ Alarm beeping ]

[ Dramatic music playing ]

Sir, that's enough!

For goodness sake, return to your seat!

[ Grunting ]

Okay, listen, Todd!

An action buddy knows no fear, right?

Uh, right, right!

Well, then, I think you can conquer this fear, too!

Okay, baby, that's enough!

What?!

Baby?! Baby, no!

[ Alarm beeping ]

But what if I can't be brave?

What if I'm afraid forever? -Nonsense!

You're Todd gosh-dang Eagle!

I bet you could do anything if you put your mind to it!

Huh?

[ Grunts ]

[ Alarm continues ]

Be brave, Todd. The world is your oyster!

Uh, Steve, does something look off about that plane to you?

Steve: Eh, it's probably okay.

So what do you say, Todd?

Let's go back out there and face the world together!

Because after all, you don't have to be

an action buddy to show true bravery!

[ Screams ]

Whoa -- oof!

-[ Giggles ] -Yes!

I am back, baby!

Todd, look -- we made it!

Baby, are you okay?

[ Chomps ]

Ah, thank you, baby.

Pilot: What? Where am I?!

Wait, wait, we -- we landed?

Did -- did you?!

Oof.

Hmm?

Sir, sir, are you -- oh, you're fine.

I must say I'm impressed.

Congrats on landing this baby all by yourself!

Gosh, kid, you saved my butt out there.

Is there anything I can do to repay you?

Mmm, So good!

This tastes like heaven.

Hey, save some for me, guys!

Don't worry, we can always get more.

This is Sweden, after all!

Uh, kid, this ain't Sweden.

This is Boise.

**

[ Soft music plays ]

[ Rustling ]

[ Spits ]

[ Bird crying ]

[ Slurps ]

[ Squawking ]

[ Squawks ]

Pbht!

[ Dogs barking ]

[ Clang! ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Lid clatters ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Vehicle approaching ]

[ Engine shuts off ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Keys clatter lightly ]

[ Light clatter ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Rat!

[ Grunts ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Mumbles in Russian ]

[ Groans, sighs ]

[ Mumbling continues ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Muttering ] Unbelievable.

[ Sighs ]

Yuri wants large snow rat to leave.

Don't you have place to be?

[ Sighs ]

[ Dogs barking ] Huh?

Man: Hyah! Come on!

[ Barking stops ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Hm.

Mush!

[ Barking resumes ]

[ Moans, sighs ]

[ Mumbling ]

Hmm?

Ah. Yuri needs hot tea.

Aah. Fetch Yuri tea!

Go!

Nyet!

[ Sighs ]

It's, uh...box.

Yes. Bring to Yuri.

[ Slam! ]

Yuri's business.

Not for bear.

[ Bones crack ] Aah!

[ Grunts ]

Huh?

[ Sighs ]

Yuri will let you stay if you work.

Yuri will give you chores.

Yuri will make bear earn keep and food.

Yuri wants deal.

[ Russian troika song plays ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Whoosh! ]

**

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[ Glass breaking ]

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[ Thud ]

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[ Laughs ]

[ Song ends ]

[ Vehicle approaches ]

Huh?

[ Whistling ]

[ Whistling abruptly stops ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Heavy snoring ]

Yuri is going out. Be back later.

[ Engine hums ]

[ Yuri Laughing ]

Uhh...

Eh. Ha!

[ Laughs ]

For Yuri?

[ Gasps ]

Y-Y-Yuri -- Yuri wants to know how you know this.

[ Growls ]

Yuri told you not bear's business!

Give to Yuri!

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Roars ]

Get out!

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Clamp! ]

[ Dogs howling ]

[ Chuckles evilly ]

Let's move!

[ Dogs barking ] [ Gasps ]

[ Yelling ] Come on!

Over there! Mush! Mush!

[ Barking continues ]

Come on! [ Yells ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Engine dies out ]

[ Barking continues ]

Mush! Mush!

[ Cracking ]

[ Dogs howling ]

[ Chuckles evilly ]

[ Whooshing ]

Idti!

[ Grunts ]

[ Cracking ]

No!

[ Groans ]

[ Growls ]

[ Wind whistles ]

[ Sniffles ]

[ Sniffles ]

[ Whooshing ]

[ Heroic music plays ]

**