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* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba *

* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

* We'll be there

* A wink and a smile and a great old time *

* Yeah, we'll be there

* Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found *

* We'll be there when you turn that corner *

* We'll jump out the bush

* With a big bear hug and a smile *

* We'll be there

Oo, hoo-hoo! Another new Boba place!

Let's check it out.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it.

Where do you think you're going?

Uhh...to get Boba?

Nuh-uh -- no naked people allowed -- new policy.

But we're naked always.

Not my problem. Get some clothes or get lost.

Aww...

It's okay, Pan Pan, we'll figure something out.

Hmm. Huh? Aha!

I got an idea.

[ Slurping ] Ahh!

Good thinking, Grizz.

I guess we can get rid of these clothes now.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm keeping mine.

I mean, this suit is great!

I feel so...important.

Besides, it fits me perfectly,

and it makes my butt look good too, you know?

Feels comfortable -- Huh?

Sir, please sit down,

or do you want to get your whole company late for work?

Huh.

Hey, a-are you the new guy?

Um, yeah...that's me. I'm one of you guys!

Grizz, do we -- G-Grizz?

Where did he go?

I thought he was right behind us.

...and I said "Desert?

I thought you meant dessert!"

[ Laughter ]

Oh, I guess he made some new friends.

Oh, well. [ Slurps ]

Huh.

Huh!

Mm, Mm Mm. Throwing trash on the ground, eh?

Tsk tsk tsk! You're under arrest!

No! I was just...I-I mean...I-I...wasn't...

Ahh, I'm just playin' with you. [ Giggles ]

Oh. [ Laughs nervously ]

Oh, I like your cardigan, by the way.

Actually, I like your overall style, man.

Really?

I'm Sam, by the way.

Oh. Um, I'm Panda?

Wait, you're a panda, and your name's "Panda?"

Uh, yeah?

[ Laughs ] That is so funny!

[ Laughs nervously ] I guess that is kind of weird.

So, uh, what's up with the extra seat on your bike?

Uh-huh. Are you asking me if I have a boyfriend?

Oh, no! I wasn't trying to -- I just mean -- I was just --

Nope, I don't have anyone to ride this bike with.

Oh. [ Laughs nervously ] Okay, cool.

Here! Come on!

Oh. Okay.

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

That's awesome. [ Growls ]

[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]

Sir, sir! Over here, please!

[ Camera shutter clicks ] Ice Bear will destroy paparazzi.

Oh, oh, uh, excuse me, man.

I'm actually a fashion photographer,

and I just love your look --

The simple color scheme, the composition...

I just love the minimalist style you're going for.

Thanks, man.

Ice Bear happy to help.

[ Laughs ] I love the way you talk.

Hey, you got some time?

I have some friends that you should really meet.

[ Bell jingles, cheering and laughing ]

Ice Bear is down to meet some friends.

[ Tires screech ]

[ Air hisses ]

Whoa.

[ Bird squawking ]

[ Ding! ]

We'll have those T.P.S. Reports

ready for delivery tomorrow morning.

Well, this was fun, but I should get going.

Hey, come on, new guy!

Hey, everyone, I want you to meet the new guy!

New guy. I didn't know there was a job opening.

What have they got you doing?

Um...office stuff?

[ Laughter ]

You're funny, newbie!

You're gonna fit right in here, new guy.

[ Laughs ]

[ Sizzling ]

[ Chair squeaking ]

[ Laughter ]

He's coming!

-Huh? Who? Wha-? -He's coming!

He's coming!

-He's coming! -Everyone, get back to work!

[ Ding! ]

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Whew!

Hey, great work!

Fantastic!

Loving it, just great.

-Hello, sir. -Hello, employee!

[ Gasps ] The boss!

[ Groans ]

Uh, hey friend, um, mind scooting a bit?

No! Get away!

I thought I told you fellas to stop groveling at my feet.

[ Laughs ] You must be new. What's your name, son?

Um, Grizz.

Grizz, huh? Let me guess, first day?

[ Nervously ] Yep.

Casual. I like it!

How are you enjoying it here?

What can this company do to be better?

Um...

uh...think bigger!

Hmm. Unorthodox...

and bold!

I like it!

In fact, I'm gonna give you a promotion.

"Director of Presentations." How does that sound?

-Okay. -Fantastic!

I want a presentation by the end of the day.

Uh, presen-ta-what?

I expect big things from you!

[ Ding! ]

But I don't even know what this company does.

**

Aah!

[ Laughing ]

Shh!

* Not looking both ways, I don't care *

* Just cross the street

Hey, do you trust me? Huh?

Do you trust me?!

Yeah, sure!

Okay! Here we go, then!

Huh? Aaaahhhh!

Ready? Wait, what!?

[ Buzzer ] No!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

* I hope that we can take it slow * Whoo!

[ Mwah! ]

Come on.

W-where you going?

Wait, wait. I-I can't go up there.

Chicken!

Uh, okay, uh, fine. Ugh.

[ Groans ]

Ah, come on, Panda! On the double!

Attaboy. Come on, come on, come on!

Ugh. Why are we here?

[ Sighs ]

I'm so wet and cold

and miserable right now.

Oh, stop it. You sound like my whinny ex--

Huh? Panda, what are you...

[ Gasps ] Huh?

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!

Yes! I will marry you!

Wait, no, I wasn't --

I'm so happy!

But I was just, uh --

I love you.

Y-you -- you love me?

[ Gasps ] We need to tell Daddy!

D-Daddy?

You mean your father?

Yep! Ugh!

I can't wait to see his surprised face!

Come on, let's go, let's go!

But -- But I...

[ Groans ]

**

[ Techno music plays ]

Man: Yes! [ Camera shutter clicks ]

Awesome.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, fabulous!

Okay, taking a quick break.

Mm, that looks a bit too chubby. Slim him down a bit?

[ Keyboard clacking ]

That doesn't look like Ice Bear. Oh, uh, hey there.

You know, I-I wouldn't worry about this stuff right now.

Here, come on, let's go get you ready.

[ Scrape ]

Voilà! He is perfection!

Ahem.

Not yet he's not.

We're gonna pull back this tissue here,

merge these layers to really accentuate the fur grain,

and we're just gonna get rid of this altogether.

And, done! You're gonna be beautiful.

Perfect.

Ice Bear won't go under the knife.

What?! I was -- I was -- okay, okay, okay.

Plan B -- I'm gonna need a bucket of concealer...

and a girdle.

[ Gasping ]

Oh, this isn't gonna work.

Ohh, this isn't gonna work.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't even know what this company is called!

[ Groans ]

Ugh, but everyone's counting on me.

Grr! Okay. I've got five minutes.

I don't know what I'm doing,

but I am going to put my whole heart into it!

**

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Ladies and gentlemen, members of the board,

please welcome our new Director of Presentations!

All right. Thank you. [ Clears throat ]

Ants...atoms...

a shrimp. -[ Clicks teeth ]

"What do these things have in common," you ask?

Small.

[ Click! ]

But what does this smallness mean?

It means no "Donut Fridays."

No "Donut Fridays" means unhappy employees,

and worst of all, small means...smaller profits.

[ Overlapping talking ]

Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to panic,

for the reason I am here is to give a solution.

And that solution is to think big!

Monster trucks! Mount Rushmores! Burritos!

These are things our company should strive for.

It's that simple!

Bigger ideas, bigger goals, bigger fonts.

The answer my friends... is big, big, big!

The end.

[ Man coughs lightly ]

I'm...

Daddy, I have wonderful news!

Can we take a rest for a minute, please?

Samantha?!

What's the meaning of this intrusion?

We're getting married, Daddy!

Married? Hmm.

So, tell me, how did this happen, Samantha?

Come on, tell him.

Oh! Uhh, yeah, sir.

We were on a bike. We went through a car wash...

And then he proposed to me on top of the billboard!

It was so romantic.

Proposed on top of a billboard?

That's how I proposed to your mother!

I like your style! Great men think alike.

You have my permission to wed my daughter!

-[ Giggles ] -Bro, you're engaged?

And you!

I didn't understand a thing you said, but I love it!

Let's do it! -Wait, what, really?

Yes. And I have just the perfect new spokesman

for our new venture!

[ Doors creak ]

[ Whoosh! ]

What? We're selling my little brother?

No, no, no. He's selling us.

He's the new spokesman for our chain of Boba shops.

Bobarama!

Your ideas, his style,

and a perfect son-in-law on my side!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

We'll make millions!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ] Money!

Please save ice bear.

Hmm.

Notify the shareholders, we're gonna triplify our stocks!

And get me marketing on the line.

Hold up, everybody! [ Sizzling ]

Um, Grizz?

Get down from there!

I will no-- Whoop!

Aah.

Yeah!

Whoo! Car wash!

* Let me out [ Groans ]

* I'm free to run Yeah! I'm with you, bro!

* Rip these chains, and it's done *

Panda. What is this?

You're...n-naked.

Sam, this is who I really am. This is my true form.

Uh, well, I think we should take some time

to think about this marriage.

Uh-huh. We really should.

[ Whooshing ]

Freedom.

I hate to say this, but we bears

are not suited for this lifestyle.

-Are you leaving the company? -Yes.

Consider this our resignation, Mr. CEO.

Onward, brothers -- to freedom!

* Let me out

* Free to run Yeah? We're naked.

You got a problem with that?

Mm! I'm proud of my naked body!

Freedom. Freedom. * Let me out

Grizz: Huh. So glad we're not wearing

those ridiculous clothes, guys.

Pan Pan: Lesson well learned.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants a freedom Boba.

-From Bobarama? -Ugh. Let's try somewhere else.

Shares in Bobarama actually dropped 22% last quarter.

**

Grizzly: [ Sighs ] Nothing.

[ Slurps ]

Save the crumbs, Panda. We got to ration.

[ Groans ]

I'm starting to think going to Japan was a bad idea.

Don't give up, Pan Pan!

Just think about our new life in Tokyo!

Maybe we'll get a cool loft on top of a sushi restaurant!

Don't say sushi to me. My stomach is eating itself.

Ugh.

Let me see the map.

Hey, whoa! I'm the navigator!

No!

-What?! -What?!

[ Both screaming ]

[ Water splashes ]

Ah! [ Gasping ]

[ Coughs ]

Guys! Are you okay?

Pan?

[ Grunts ] Bro?

[ Groans ] Did we make it to Japan?

I think so.

A lot less buildings than I imagined.

[ Grunting ]

Ugh. Guys, slow down.

Ooh. What a pretty little --

Huh?

Aah! Run, run, run, run!

[ Hisses ]

Aah!

[ Hissing ]

Aah! Oh, no! We're trapped!

[ Creature growls ]

[ Roars ]

[ Sighs ] Thank you, universe.

Uh, is anyone else sinking?

[ Both screaming ]

I'm too cute to die!

[ Screaming continues ]

Dave: Grab the vine. Hold on.

Pull, pull!

Oh, you poor things.

Is anyone here with you?

Are any of you hurt?

No, ma'am.

Thank you for saving us.

I'm just glad you guys are all right.

My name is Karla, and this is Dave.

Is there a rescue team on their way?

No. Our box just washed up here.

We were trying to get to Japan.

Is this Japan, by the way?

Uh, no.

[ Sighs ] Man.

Hey, it'll be okay.

We've been trying to find a way off this island for a while.

But someone will come for us eventually.

Then you guys can make it to Japan.

-You really think so? -Yeah.

Well, at least you're stranded here with your husband.

Oh. [ Laughs ]

No, we're -- we're not together.

Yeah, we sort of shipwrecked here separately.

Hey, we never caught your names.

Oh. My name is Panda.

And this is Grizz. And that's --

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, this is just my journal.

-I was just taking some notes. -Ooh, let me see.

-Hey, wait! -Oh, cool.

You've been taking notes on how to get off the island.

Uh, yeah, I was a travel blogger before we were stranded here.

Hey.

I have an idea. Why don't you guys stay with us?

Depends. You have food?

[ Laughter ]

Grizzly: And then --

And then this giant lizard almost ate us,

and Panda said, "I'm too cute to die!"

-No, I didn't. -Uh-huh.

[ Yawns ] I think I'm gonna hit the hay.

Don't stay up too late.

-Good night. -Night, Dave!

So, are you guys ready for bed, too?

-Nope. -Never!

Come on. You've had a long day.

But we're not [yawns] sleepy.

Mm-hmm.

Maybe if you sing us a song, we'd be willing to sleep.

[ Laughs ] Okay.

But first, get ready for bed.

Okay. Bed time stack is a go!

-Ready. -Ready.

[ Laughs ]

Hmm. What to sing.

How about a song that I used to sing

with my sister when we were kids?

But you have to go to sleep after.

Deal?

-Deal. -Deal.

[ Laughs ] Okay.

**

* Lay down your head in this warm and cozy bed *

* And if I leave before you wake *

* Don't go thinkin' that I have fled *

* For these walls cannot contain us *

* We will go places we've never been *

* But know that I'll be here *

* When you return to this home again *

Karla?

Yes?

Do you miss your home?

Of course I do.

I miss my home and my sister very much.

But we're gonna find a way off the island.

Don't worry.

Good night, sweet bears.

[ Grunting ]

Aaah! Dang it!

What are you looking at?

Coconuts are not easy to get, you know?

I usually get a couple.

[ Yawns ]

Hey, Pan, where's little bro?

Ugh. Probably went out for a jog or something.

Yeah, probs.

Good morning, sleepyheads. Want some breakfast?

I think you're overdoing it!

[ Thud ]

Ow! Warn me!

**

All right, all right. I'm coming.

Hey, this guy is freaking out about something.

He was getting some coconuts and then he went all crazy.

What?

We really need to teach him how to talk.

It's best to follow him when he does this.

Grizzly: Whoa! I wonder how long this has been here.

How have we never found this before?

Hey, go check out the engine.

Maybe you guys shouldn't go in there.

It might not be safe.

It's fine.

This thing looks like it's been here for a while.

Do you think it's possible

for us to get this thing working again?

Maybe. Hmm.

Well, the technology's a little dated.

Any luck with the engine, bro?

Darn.

Oh, hey.

Maybe there's some emergency supplies.

Let's check the back.

[ Groans ] Nothing!

Someone must have used it a long time ago.

Hey, guys. I really think we should leave.

This thing could blow up or something. We're done, anyways.

Everything is gone. Maybe our last chance.

-Karla, I'm sorry -- -Don't.

I just need to be alone right now.

Karla, wait!

Poor Karla. She's so sad.

Hey, why don't we collect

some tasty niblets from the forest

and surprise her with a little gift?

Pan Pan, you're a genius!

Come on, guys!

We're gonna give Karla so much food,

she'll explode from happiness!

Um, maybe not that much.

Scrumptious.

Delectable.

Mm, maybe not.

-Yeah! Whoo! -Yeah! Whoo!

Hey, what's the hold-up, man?

Huh?

Whoa. What is this?

Hmm.

Emergency...

su-please?

Supplies!

Open it, open it, open it!

I've got it. Whoa!

Check out all the stuff!

Hey, what's that thing?

Hmm. It's an inflatable raft!

Wait, so that means...

[ Both ] We can get Karla off the island!

We got to go tell her!

-Hmm? -Hmm?

Hey, what are --

What are you guys doing here?

Ooh, ooh! Dave! Check out what we found!

With this stuff, we'll be able to leave the island!

Isn't that peachy?

Dave, is something wrong?

-Aah! -Aah!

Hey! What gives?

He's taking it all for himself!

After him!

[ Panting ]

What's going on, man?

Look, bears, just --

just forget you ever saw this, okay?

Give it!

-No! -Yes!

No, you don't understand!

[ Screaming ]

Whew! Is everyone okay?

Ah, come on! Help! Help us!

-Help us! Help us! -Huh?

I was planning on saving that for when the time was right.

Dave, I'm so confused.

Why are you doing this?

Don't you and Karla want to escape and go back home?

Karla can't know there's a way off this island.

It's the only way I can win her heart.

And soon, she'll see.

She'll be as madly in love with me as I am with her.

And if that means staying on this island forever,

then so be it.

So that's what this is all about?

What kind of love is this? All lies and deceit?

You're a-a weird creeper,

and we're gonna get out of here and tell Karla all about you.

Oh, I don't think you're going anywhere but down.

[ Laughs ] So long.

And thanks for all the fruit.

You'll pay for this, Dave. You'll pay.

Looks like our goose is cooked.

Hang on a sec! The raft!

I'm going in!

Grizz! No!

-Whoa! -Whoa!

Pan Pan, we're free!

Come on. Let's go save Karla!

[ Sighs ]

Hey, Karla. You okay?

I brought you some water.

Oh. Thanks, Dave.

I just worry sometimes that we'll never get off this island.

I'm starting to lose hope a little, you know?

Well, maybe it's not the worst thing.

I mean, we do have enough food and shelter.

And each other for company, right, Karla!

Ugh.

What do you think you're doing, Dave?

Grizzly: Karla! Get away from that guy!

He's a creeper of the highest degree!

Ah! Ow!

He's been lying to you!

He's been keeping you on the island

because he wants you to fall in love with him!

In love?

[ Chuckles ] What? It's not what it seems, Karla.

Haven't I been nothing but helpful to us?

Panda: Helpful?

I think his journal will beg to differ.

Wow. Would you look at that.

[ Gasps ] What is this, Dave?

Okay, okay, so what if I'm in love with you?

Isn't it a wonderful thing to be loved?

We have everything we'd ever want here.

Hmph.

Oh! You messed everything up!

Oof!

No, you messed it up, Dave.

If it wasn't for you, we could be home right now.

Come on, Karla! Let's get out of here!

This way!

No, don't leave me!

Ow!

[ Growls ]

There!

A raft!

Oh, no you don't!

[ All gasp ]

Let that little jellybean go, Dave!

Never!

Not until you promise

to stay here with me forever and ever!

You'll be my queen, my muse, a beacon of --

Huh?

Aah!

No, Karla! Wait! We were meant to be together!

I'll do anything for you!

**

[ Yawns ]

Where are we?

[ Yawns ]

Karla? Karla, where are you?

[ Gasps ]

Panda, look!

We made it!

Oh, isn't that peachy?

**

[ Laughter ]

Whoa!