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* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA, BA-DA-BA-DA-BA *

* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA LET'S GO!

* WE'LL BE THERE

* A WINK AND A SMILE AND A GREAT OLD TIME *

* YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE

* WHEREVER WE ARE, THERE'S SOME FUN TO BE FOUND *

* WE'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU TURN THAT CORNER *

* WE'LL JUMP OUT THE BUSH

* WITH A BIG BEAR HUG AND A SMILE *

* WE'LL BE THERE

**

Grizzly: A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

MM. TWO HALF-STEPS TO MY RIGHT.

TWO HALF-STEPS IS JUST ONE STEP, GRIZZ.

TOO MANY STEPS. ICE BEAR GETTING FRUSTRATED.

COME ON, GUYS.

IT'S GONNA LOOK SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

[ SIGHS, GRUNTS ]

OKAY, KEEP GOING.

[ GROANS ] MY BODY IS NOT BUILT FOR THIS.

HMM. OKAY.

GET READY TO DROP IT MMMM...

NOW!

PERFECT.

AAH! THIS IS GREAT, GUYS.

HUP! [ CHUCKLES ]

WORTH ALL THE EFFORT, RIGHT?

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL REMODELING.

HMM. STILL MISSING SOMETHING. LEND ME YOUR PHONE.

DON'T LOOK UP ANYTHING WEIRD. DON'T WORRY.

WE JUST NEED ONE LAST THING TO TIE THIS ROOM TOGETHER.

OH! HANG ON!

FAIRY LIGHTS!

OOH! OOH!OOH!

OOH, LET'S GET 'EM GIFT-WRAPPED!

IT'LL BE LIKE A GIFT TO OURSELVES!

I HAVE A MEMBERSHIP, SO THEY'LL GET HERE REALLY FAST.

SEE? 30 MINUTES!

WHAT?! WE ARE IN THE FUTURE, GUYS.

ICE BEAR'S INTRIGUED. AND AFRAID.

GREAT!

YEAH, WE CAN GO DO WHATEVER WE WANT UNTIL IT GETS HERE.

OR JUST WATCH THE TRACKER FOR HALF-AN-HOUR.

UGH.

**

* BA-BA-BA

* BA-DA

[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]

IT'S HERE! WHOO!

HUH?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

WHERE'S OUR PACKAGE?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DELIVERED. IT'S ALWAYS WORKED BEFORE.

I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO. LET'S CALL LAW ENFORCEMENT.

THEY LOVE SORTING OUT THIS KIND OF THING.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH, WHAT IS IT?

UH, GOOD MORNING, OFFICER.

MY BROTHERS AND I

WERE EXPECTING A DELIVERY TODAY TO OUR CAVE, AND --

HANG ON, HANG ON.

DID YOU SAY CAVE? YES.

AND WOULD YOU CLASSIFY YOURSELF AS A BEAR? I THINK SO.

I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO STOP RIGHT THERE, SIR.

DON'T WORRY. WE'LL SEND SOMEONE WITH THE RIGHT JURISDICTION.

[ BEEP ]

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

SPEAK.

UH, WE RECEIVED WORD

OF A PROBLEM WITH SOME LOCAL BEARS.

[ SNIFFS ] I'M ON IT.

**

[ SIREN WAILS, TIRE SQUEAL ]

SHOULDN'T WE WAIT INSIDE?

NAH. THIS WON'T TAKE TOO LONG.

I READ ONLINE HOW THIS WORKS.

THEY'LL SEE YOUR PACKAGE IS GONE

AND GIVE US A SIGNED REPORT SO WE CAN GET A REFUND.

PIECE OF CAKE.

STRANGER APPROACHES.

[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ] [ BIRDS CAWING ]

THAT MUST BE THE POLICE.

WOW, THEY'RE FAST.

AAH! AAH!AAH!

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

[ WAILING STOPS ]

WHOA.

SO...

YOU THREE ARE THE BEARS IN QUESTION?

UH, YEAH.

I-I MEAN, YES, MA'AM. WE'RE, UH --

ALL RIGHT. STOP RIGHT THERE, SIR.

THERE CAN BE NO MOVEMENT UNTIL I THOROUGHLY ASSESS THE SCENE.

YES, MA'AM.

EXCELLENT.

ALL RIGHT.

I THINK I'VE GOT A HANDLE ON WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

-REALLY? -YOU!

YOU'RE THE VICTIM HERE -- HAPLESS, BUMBLING, ET CETERA.

-I -- -SIR, DON'T INTERRUPT ME.

-OKAY. -YOU! PRIME SUSPECT.

YOU'VE GOT THAT DARKNESS IN YOU.

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.

ICE BEAR'S EYES ARE BLAMELESS.

HMM. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, SIR.

THAT'S MY MISTAKE. MOVING ON.

YOU! YEAH?

THE BYSTANDER WHO MADE THE CALL -- RESPONSIBLE.

EXCELLENT JUDGMENT CALL.

EVER CONSIDER JOINING THE FORCE?

[ Giggling ] SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY.

LET'S IRON OUT THE DETAILS.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY IS MISSING?

OH! I KNOW! OUR PACKAGE!

-CONTENTS? -STRING LIGHTS.

-COLOR? -UH, BLUE!

-COUNTRY OF ORIGIN. -UH...UH...

OH, I KNOW THIS. OH, COME ON.

UM, ACTUALLY, WE ONLY REALLY NEEDED YOU TO SIGN A FORM

SO THAT WE COULD GET A REFUND.

YOUR PACKAGE ISN'T THE FIRST TO GO MISSING.

THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS COMING IN

ABOUT MISSING SHIPMENTS ALL WEEK.

OUR THIEF HAS STRUCK AGAIN.

THIEF?

YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S A SERIAL THIEF

OUT HERE IN THE WOODS?

[ Laughing ] I MEAN, SOUNDS A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED.

THERE'S NOTHING FAR-FETCHED ABOUT SEEKING JUSTICE!

MY MOTHER WAS A RANGER BEFORE ME,

AND SHE TAUGHT ME TO FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT,

NO MATTER HOW INCONVENIENT.

I SMELL A CRAZY.

SO, DO YOU WANT TO DO WHAT'S EASY AND GET A REFUND

OR DO YOU WANT TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR JUSTICE?

HUH. WELL, IF YOU CAN'T FIND ANYTHING OUT,

YOU CAN JUST COME INSIDE AND SIGN OUR FORM.

SIRS! YOU'RE PART OF THIS CRIME SCENE.

THERE'S NO MOVEMENT UNTIL THIS INVESTIGATION IS OVER.

**

THAT LOOK LIKE ENOUGH TAPE TO YOU BOYS?

YOU MISSED A SPOT ON THE LEFT, MA'AM.

-GRIZZ! -INCOMING!

AAH! OH!

THAT SHOULD DO IT. COME ON, BOYS. LOOK LIVELY!

[ SNAPS FINGERS ] WE'RE NOT DONE HERE! WE NEED MORE CLUES.

THEY MUST HAVE LEFT SOMETHING BEHIND.

Oh, let's kind of look over here.

AHA!

WHOSE HAIR IS THIS?!

THAT WOULD BE MINE.

OH. YOU HAVE VERY NICE FOLLICLES.

[ GIGGLES ]

BUT GOOD HYGIENE ISN'T GONNA CATCH OUR THIEF.

WAIT! I KNOW! [ CHUCKLES ]

WE'LL RECONSTRUCT THE CRIME SCENE.

UH, R-RANGER TABES?

OKAY. YOU BE THE BOX, AND I'LL BE THE THIEF.

[ GRUNTING ] ICE BEAR NOT MEANT FOR THIS.

MA'AM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ALL THIS.

YOU CAN JUST SIGN OUR REPORT AND WE'LL ORDER A REPLACEMENT.

[ GASPS ] BRILLIANT IDEA!

WE ORDER ANOTHER PACKAGE AND DO A STAKEOUT

TO CATCH THE THIEF IN THE ACT.

YOU -- STRIPES. GET YOUR PHONE.

PANDA, DON'T! THIS ISN'T WHAT WE --

OH. OKAY.

AND...ORDERED.

NOW WE WAIT. [ SIGHS ]

PBHT, PBHT.

THE TRACKER SAYS IT SHOULD BE HERE SOON.

Shh! You'll blow our cover!

Yeah! Shh!

YOU shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

SOMETHING'S COMING.

WHAT IS THAT?

A DRONE.

OH!

THAT MUST BE HOW THEY GET THE ORDERS HERE SO FAST.

[ STATIC CRACKLES ] RANGER TABES REQUESTING BACKUP. OVER.

WHA-- DARN THING MUST BE BUSTED.

[ GASPS ] LOOK!

[ DRONE CLATTERS ]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] DELIVERED?

SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON HERE.

[ LAUGHS ] IT CERTAINLY IS!

HEY! WHERE YOU GOING?

[ ENGINE STARTS ] HOP IN, BOYS.

WE HAVE A DRONE TO FIND.

[ SIREN WAILS ] [ GRIZZLY AND PANDA SCREAMING ]

THERE!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

OH, MAN. THE PACKAGE IS ALREADY GONE.

NO SIGN OF THE THIEF.

OH, WELL. WE TRIED.

WHY DON'T WE JUST HEAD ON BACK AND --

I GOT IT! MY FRIENDS ON THE POLICE FORCE CAN HELP!

BACK IN THE CART.

OH, MAN. I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER.

HEY, YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE US HOME WHEN YOU'RE DONE, RIGHT?

[ DOOR OPENS ] OH!

HI, GUYS. HOPE WE'RE NOT INTRUDING.

[ PANTING ] NO MORE CAR RIDES, PLEASE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

IT'S OUR FAVORITE FOREST RANGER AND A BUNCH OF SWEATY BEARS.

ICE BEAR DOESN'T SWEAT. ICE BEAR GLOWS.

SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, TABES?

FOUND ANY INTERESTING LOST CATS LATELY?

OOH. OR MAYBE A BEEHIVE FELL ON ANOTHER CAMPSITE.

[ LAUGHS ]

ACTUALLY, I'VE CLEARED ALL THE CAMPSITES OF BEES,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M IN THE MIDDLE

OF INVESTIGATING SOMETHING MUCH MORE SINISTER.

MORE SINISTER THAN BEES? THIS I GOT TO HEAR.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DO.

YOU KNOW THOSE REPORTED MISSING DELIVERIES?

SO, WHEN THESE BEARS CALLED... HEY.

...ABOUT THEIR MISSING DELIVERY, I FIGURED IT WAS CONNECTED.

SO I WENT TO VIEW THE CRIME SCENE,

DID SOME SNOOPING, AND I SAW --

I'M GONNA STOP YOU THERE, KIDDO.

KIDDO? LISTEN, TABES.

YOU TEND TO BLOW THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.

HONESTLY, THIS ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT.

HECK, I BET EVEN THESE BEARS AGREE WITH ME.

OH. WELL, WE DID ONLY NEED YOU TO SIGN A FORM.

I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS INCONVENIENCING YOU.

WELL, WHY DON'T WE GET THAT FORM STARTED FOR YOU GUYS?

JUST FILL THIS OUT, AND I'LL APPROVE IT IMMEDIATELY.

UH, THANKS.

**

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'D LIKE TO SAY ONE MORE THING.

I DON'T THINK WANTING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT

IS BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION.

THESE BEARS HAD SOMETHING TAKEN FROM THEM,

AND I WANT TO HELP BECAUSE I CARE.

SOMEONE HAS TO CARE ABOUT MISSING PACKAGES OR STOLEN CATS

OR BEEHIVES FALLING ON A CAMPSITE

AND ALL THE CAMPERS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

AND JUST RUN AROUND THROWING WATER ON EACH OTHER

BECAUSE THERE'S JUST TOO MANY BEES!

THEY MAY SOUND TRIVIAL TO YOU,

BUT I THINK EVERYONE DESERVES JUSTICE.

NO MATTER WHAT.

Man: YEP. COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE.

HERE YOU GO, BOYS.

HOPE YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK OR WHATEVER.

WE DON'T WANT OUR MONEY. WE WANT JUSTICE!

JUSTICE!

UH, ARE YOU GUYS SURE

YOU DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY?

LEAD THE WAY, MA'AM. YEAH, LET'S CATCH THAT THIEF.

OKAY! FOLLOW ME.

WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!

[ LAUGHS ]

ICE BEAR WILL TAKE MONEY.

[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SQUEAL ]

I'M GLAD YOU GUYS CHOSE THE PATH OF JUSTICE.

WE CAN SOLVE THIS CASE.

WE JUST NEED TO FIND ANOTHER LEAD.

YEAH. HUH.

HEY, WHILE WE'RE LOOKING,

YOU MIND IF I KICK ON SOME TUNES? SURE THING.

[ RADIO STATIC ]

AW, MAN. NOTHING BUT STATIC.

STATIC. WAIT A MINUTE.

TURN THE VOLUME UP.

-WHOA! -WHOA!

AAH!

WHAT IN THE --

HMM. WE FOUND OUR LEAD.

THIS WAY!

[ GROANS ]

HMM.

FOLLOW ME, AND KEEP QUIET.

HUH. I WONDER WHAT'S IN HERE.

GRIZZLY: Panda! OH.

GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THESE PACK--

WHOA.

[ DRONES BUZZING ]

WHOA! WHOA!

YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DE -- DELIVERED.

THESE ROBOT THINGS MUST BE BROKEN,

DELIVERING EVERYONE'S PACKAGES HERE.

HEY! LOOK!

OUR PACKAGE! I'M GONNA GET IT.

WHOA. HEY, WAIT!

WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S DANGEROUS!

DON'T WORRY. THESE ROBOTS ARE ALL BUSTED.

HEY! GIVE IT BACK!

[ DRONES BUZZING ]

WHOA! GUYS, HELP!

PANDA! AAH!

WHAT DO WE DO?

FOLLOW MY LEAD.

AAH!

HEY!

GOT YOU, BROTHER.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

WHOA. NEAT.

HYAH!

[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

LIGHTS OUT.

Grizzly: AAH! HELP!

AAH!

HEY! GUYS, HELP! STOP!

THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.

COME ON! WE CAN CATCH 'EM!

[ SNORING ]

AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

[ SIREN WAILING ] Tabes: PULL OVER!

I REPEAT, PULL OVER.

TAKE THE WHEEL.

OKAY!

HYAH!

ALL RIGHT. HIT THE BRAKES.

BRAKES. UM...

BIG PEDAL. I KNEW THAT.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WHOA! HEY!

OOF. GOTCHA.

[ CRASH! ]

THAT WAS...OUTSTANDING! [ LAUGHS ]

MWAH!

[ GIGGLES ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WELL, THANKS FOR HELPING US OUT, RANGER TABES.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW?

YOU WANT TO MAYBE HAVE DINNER WITH US?

ICE BEAR WILL COOK FEAST.

AWW, THAT'S SWEET OF YOU,

BUT I NEED TO GET BACK TO HQ AND WRITE UP MY REPORT.

MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.

DISPATCHER: Dispatch calling Ranger Tabes.

We've got a fallen beehive in Campsite 11.

Need help A.S.A.P.

YOU GUYS WANT IN ON THIS ACTION?

YES. [ LAUGHS ]

THIS IS RANGER TABES. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SQUEAL ]

JUSTICE!JUSTICE! JUSTICE!JUSTICE!

**

[ SHOWER RUNNING ] Panda: * YOU ARE

* NO GOOD FOR ME [ YAWNS ]

* YOU'VE TAKEN MY HEART, INCESSANTLY *

* I CAN'T UH, YOU ALMOST DONE IN THERE, PAN?

* EVER FORGET YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT!

OKAY. I'LL JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE.

[ GRUNTS ] * LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA

* I'M GONNA MOVE TO SOME OTHER LA-LA, LA-LA * [ YAWNS ]

[ SHOWER STOPS ]

HEY, YOU DONE? [ GROANS ]

[ SHOWER RUNNING ] * YOUR WORDS GO BLAH-BLAH-BLAH- BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH *

* I LOVED YOU, NA-NA-NA-NA, NA, NA-NA *

* DON'T MISS YOU [ SHOWER STOPS ]

HEY, I'M JUST GONNA DRY MY HAIR. I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

ALL RIGHT.

[ BLOW DRIER WHIRRING ]

[ BZZT! ] [ SCREAMS ]

[ CLINK! ]

Grizzly: DUDE, THE ENTIRE HOUSE IS GONE.

[ MOANS ] IS THE POWER OUT HERE, TOO?

I'M SORRY. I THINK MY HAIR DRYER BLEW A FUSE. [ SWITCH CLICKING ]

HUH, HEY, IT'S WORKING!

IS YOUR FRIDGE ON?

OH, I'M SO-SO-SO SORRY!

UH, DO YOU WANNA SLEEP IN MY ROOM TONIGHT?

UM, I HAVE AN A/C UNIT THAT YOU COULD USE, SO YOU'LL BE GOOD.

I CAN SLEEP IN THE FRIDGE TONIGHT.

WHOA. HEY, BROTHER.

I KNOW YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH SMALL SPACES.

I'LL SLEEP IN THE FRIDGE. YOU SHOULD JUST TAKE MY ROOM.

IT'S OKAY. IT'S MY FAULT. I--

HEY, HEY, HEY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT.

BUT... PANPAN, LET ME TAKE THE FRIDGE.

THANK YOU, GRIZZ. OKAY, WE'RE ALL SET.

PANDA, GO FEAST ON MY ROOM. GOODNIGHT.

AND YOU CAN GO TAKE HIS PERFECTLY AIR-CONDITIONED ROOM.

BUT ICE BEAR DOES -- BRO! WE'RE FAMILY!

WE SHARE! WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS!

COME ON. NOW GO! SHOO! ENJOY THE COLD AIR.

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ BED SQUEAKS ]

[ AIR CONDITIONER RATTLING ]

**

AHH!

OH, BOY.

OH, NO. THIS PLACE HAS GOTTEN SO MUCH WORSE.

[ WHIMPERS ]

OH, IS THAT MY TOOTHBRUSH?

[ GROANS ]

ALMOST THERE.

[ GRUNTS ]

OH, GRIZZ!

[ GRUNTING ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ CONTINUES GRUNTING ]

[ GROANS ]

[ AIR CONDITIONER STOPS ]

**

**

HEH.

Panda: GROSS.

UBER GROSS.

YUCK!

WHEW.

WHA?

HUH. MM.

"CROWBAR JONES: THE RECKONING".

[ BEEPS ]

CROWBAR JONES!

HE'S THE MASTER OF EVERY MARTIAL ART KNOWN TO MAN.

HE IS SKILLED IN THE ART OF STEALTH.

HE PUNCHED A GUY SO HARD ONCE, HE SENT HIM TO SPACE!

HE IS... CROWBAR JONES!

[ CHUCKLES ] THIS IS SO BAD, IT'S GOOD.

[ GRUNTS ]

WHAT'S JAMMED IN MY BACK?

OH, AWESOME! A KEY-LIME POPSICLE!

AH! IT'S RADIOACTIVE!

OH, WAIT. IT'S A GLOWSTICK.

[ CHUCKLES ] * UNTS-UNTS-UNTS-UNTS

WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY, THIN-CRUST PIZZA.

[Mouth full] OH, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

MMM! ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS STILL DOWN THERE?

[ GRUNTS ] WHOA!

HUH? WHAT'S THAT?

WHOA.

NO.

BORING.

TOO MANY FOLDERS.

**

WHERE IS ICE BEAR?

ICE BEAR WANTS ANSWERS.

GOT TO FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE.

OH, NO -- ROBOT SNAKES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BREAK THE METAL DOOR, PANDO.

PANDO! [ Mimics Panda ] WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT'D I DO?

WAIT. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

DON'T WORRY, I'LL OPEN THE METAL DOOR WITH MY LASER APP!

OH, NO!

WHAT'S WRONG, PANDO? [ GRUNTS ]

IS THE LASER NOT WORKING?

WORSE!

MY INTERNET GIRLFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH ME.

LIFE IS MEANINGLESS. [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ME? I'M NOT THAT WHINY.

I FOUND A SLEDGEHAMMER. I'LL GET US OUT OF HERE.

[ BOING! ] OUCH! MY FACE.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL BREAK THE DOOR!

HYAH! POW.

COME ON, PANDO.

WE GOT TO SAVE THE WORLD BEFORE IT BLOWS UP.

THIS HURTS A LOT,

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS A BROKEN HEART!

[ SOBS ]

HELLO?

HELLO?

Woman: KONICHIWA.

UH, NO MY NAME IS GRIZZ.

WE, UH, WE OWN THE CAVE UPSTAIRS.

I JUST GOT A COUPLE OF...

QUESTIONS.

[ BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS ]

THIS IS CRAY-CRAY.

COME ON, PANDO!

WE GOT TO STOP THEM BEFORE THEY BLOW UP THE WORLD.

WE WILL STOP THEM, BUT I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

DON'T WORRY, IT WON'T TAKE TOO LONG.

[ SIGHS ] MUCH BETTER.

NOW LET'S GET THOSE EVIL DOERS.

CROWBAR JONES?

OH, PANDO.

ITS BEEN 40 YEARS SINCE I LAST SAW YOU.

[ GRUMBLES ] OH, THAT'S IT! THAT IS NOT ME!

I'LL SHOW HIM. GRIZZ!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME WHINY GUY.

I'M NOT WHINY.

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE CRYING AS A WEAKNESS

SHOULD TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

I'M WAY MORE CROWBAR THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.

WAIT. WHAT THE... WHERE -- WHERE AM I?

Woman: TOILET WATER TEMPERATURE --

61 DEGREES.

GRIZZ, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?

YOU'RE LOOKING AT TOMORROW'S TOILET, TODAY!

I MEAN, THIS TOILET HAS EVERYTHING --

BLUETOOTH, SEAT WARMER, DAILY HOROSCOPE.

IT EVEN HAS A WATER FOUNTAIN.

[ SPLASH! ]

ALL THOSE TIMES YOU WERE USING THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM,

I COULD'VE BEEN DOWN HERE.

WHY WOULD HE HIDE THIS FROM US?

OH, YEAH, I WONDER WHY A BROTHER WOULD HIDE SOMETHING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

KONICHIWA, ICE BEAR-SAN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

WHY HAVE YOU KEPT THIS BATHROOM FROM US?

EXPLAIN THIS.

EXPLAIN TO ICE BEAR.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING THROUGH MY PRIVATE PHOTOS?

NOT NOW, PANPAN.

GOT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SECRET-BATHROOM MYSTERY.

OH, THAT'S FUNNY. I THOUGHT MY NAME WAS PANDO.

I SAW YOUR PRECIOUS MOVIE WHERE YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE

A CLUMSY, WHINY SIDEKICK. AAH!

OH, UH, I CAN EXPLAIN. IT'S SIMPLE REALLY.

THAT'S NOT YOU. THAT'S PANDOOO.

YOU'RE PANDAAAA. BIG DIFFERENCE.

WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING THROUGH MY STUFF?

I FOUND IT ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR ROOM.

WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS THE GROSSEST PLACE I EVER BEEN TO.

IT'S NOT GROSS. IT JUST HAS CHARACTER.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. WELL, YOUR FACE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

OH, YEAH? WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAY

SLIDES OFF ME AND STICKS ON TO YOU. NO ICE BEAR. WHERE IS ICE BEAR?

OH, SUPER CREATIVE! TWO-BEAR TUESDAY? THREE BEARS.

WHERE IS ICE BEAR? WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT, PAN?

WELL, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIG DINGLE!

[ GASPS ] THAT'S IT! I'M OUT.

I CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU STRANGERS.

GOOD DAY!

[ GRUNTING ]

OHH!

UM... DOOR'S BROKEN.

CLASSIC PANDO.

HEY, I HEARD THAT!

SORRY. I WAS TRYING TO -- OKAY.

UM.

[ LADDER CREAKING ]

AH! AH-AH! AAH!

[ GRUNTS ]

INITIATING SELF-CLEANING MODE.

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

OH, COME ON. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CLEAN IT?

THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR FANCY TOILET.

ERROR. CANNOT COMPLETE SELF-CLEANING MODE.

OH, YEAH? WELL, TAKE THIS!

SCRATCH ATTACK!

TOILET CANNOT COMPLETE SELF-CLEANING MODE.

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES ]

TOILET IS CLOGGED.

I CANNOT COMPLETE SELF-CLEANING MODE.

GRIZZ, WHAT DID YOU DO?

**

WHA?

[ COUGHS ]

WAY TO GO, CROWBAR JONES.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS?!

CANNOT COMPLETE SELF-CLEANING MODE.

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON BEHIND MY FURRY BACK?

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC STOPS ]

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

All: OH.

WE'RE GONNA DROWN. WE'RE GONNA DROWN. ICE BEAR DROWNING.

PANDA, I'M SORRY. I WANTED TO MAKE YOU LOOK COOL.

BUT MY ART WAS NOT READY! I'M A TERRIBLE WRITER!

I FORGIVE YOU!

AND WE TOTALLY INVITED YOU TO COME OUT!

WE BOUGHT TICKETS, BUT WE COULDN'T FIND YOU!

I'M SORRY!

ICE BEAR WAS PETTY.

AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THE TOILET.

YOU'RE A SHY GUY.

YOU JUST NEEDED SPACE.

ICE BEAR WAS WRONG. SHOULD HAVE SHARED.

DESERVES DROWNING. [ GURGLES ]

I HAVE FAILED TO COMPLETE SELF-CLEANING MODE.

[ SPEAKING JAPANESE ]

SAYONARA.

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC RESUMES ]

[ ALL SCREAM ]

[ REFRIGERATOR CONDENSER RATTLING ]

FRIDGE WORKS NOW.

**

UM, WE COOL?

YEAH, WE'RE COOL.

**

SAYONARA, ICE BEAR-SAN.

**

DONE!

DONE! DONE.