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- Gimme your water, faggot.
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I'm so fucking thirsty.
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- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
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(students chattering)
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- [Student] How big is it?
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(laughing)
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- [Student] Oh my God, really big.
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(students chattering)
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- [Student] You know
what I'm talking about.
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- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do!
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(students chattering)
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- [Student] It's okay, it's gonna be okay.
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- What's up?
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- I thought I told you to leave me alone.
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(thudding)
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Are you for real, are you?
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(students chattering)
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(books thud)
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- [Student] What's up, queer bait?
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- Oh, if it isn't Justin
and his baby Peterson.
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- Ouch.
- Blow me, dude.
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- Hey, was that Amber
that was just walking by
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with her fine ass?
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- Yeah, me and her, we got
a little thing going on.
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- Oh, please, you couldn't hit that
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with roofies and a guided missile.
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- Oh, you're one to talk, Romeo.
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- Hey, what do you think
about my massage parlor idea?
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- I mean, I'm into it,
but we still need a ride.
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- Yeah, I was planning
on asking Roger at lunch.
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- That kid is the biggest
pussy in our school.
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10 bucks says he doesn't do it.
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- Bet.
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Hey, see you third period?
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- All right, sounds good, man.
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- You know, raccoons are
really filthy animals,
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but they make great hats.
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Just look at this one.
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Can anyone tell me who
made this hat famous?
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Anyone?
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Amber McKay?
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- Davy Crockett.
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- That's right, the greatest explorer
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on the American frontier.
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Just like each of you, because, tomorrow,
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on our field trip to Kickapoo Mountain,
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we're gonna be looking for fossils
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and arrowheads and bones and relics,
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anything you can find.
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- How about finding a clue?
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He thinks cosplaying is gonna
make this shit interesting?
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- Yeah, and, to make matters worse,
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tomorrow's gonna be hot as balls.
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- [Teacher] Who could
beat something like that?
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- Speaking of hot.
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I'd like to explore for
some of her buried treasure.
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- [Teacher] I had to get a
whole bunch of rabies shots.
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- What do you mean?
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- And then I got scurvy.
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- A massage parlor?
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I bet you'd catch more
crabs than an Alaskan whore.
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- That's what condoms are for, dude.
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- Didn't you hear they busted
one of those places last week?
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It was on the news, the
cops locked up everyone.
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- Yeah, where do you think I got the idea?
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- You guys are straight-up crazy.
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- Look, Ryan's dad said this only happens
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once every five years.
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They raid some unlucky
joint just to make it
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look like they care about
stopping prostitution.
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Then it's back to business as usual.
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- It's true, man.
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When was the last time you
heard about a raid like that?
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- Yeah, so you in?
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- Sorry, I don't need it that bad.
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- You know who says that?
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Guys who need it the worst.
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- 10 bucks, man.
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- Better see if Sean can take us.
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- Sean, for reals?
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Come on, man, I'm not letting that pussy-
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- Ah, too late.
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Sent.
- Great.
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(Justin chuckles)
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- Have you guys seen Jordan today?
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- [Girls] Oh my God!
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- He's so cute.
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- So, Cindy, what are you wearing
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to your party Friday?
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- [Cindy] I don't know,
I haven't found it yet.
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- [Student] What about you, Amber?
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- Well, Matt likes red, so you know.
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- So you seriously let him
influence what you wear?
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- Hey, sometimes a girl's gotta sacrifice.
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- And how far does the sacrifice go?
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Have you guys...
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- No!
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But we do lots of non-entry stuff.
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If I let him get with me too soon,
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he may decide there's nothing to keep
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him around for the summer.
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- Guys are such horndogs.
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- Not all guys.
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Like Diaz, he's the opposite.
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I feel like I'm ready, but
he just keeps making excuses.
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Maybe...
- Don't be ridiculous.
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You're beautiful.
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- Maybe he has steroid dick.
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You know, the one muscle
that doesn't benefit.
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- Hey, what do you guys think of Ryan?
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- Ew, isn't he like best buds
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with that perv Justin Peterson?
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- [Girls] Ew!
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- He's disgusting.
- Gross.
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- Yeah, but I don't know,
I heard he likes me.
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- I don't get you, Amber.
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Matt is fucking hot, and
you're considering Ryan?
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- Last time I checked,
a girl can still look.
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A girl has got to keep
her options open, right?
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- All I know is, I wouldn't
fuck Justin Peterson
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with your pussy.
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(laughing)
- Cindy!
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- Did you see Amber's butt
in those skinny jeans today?
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Aw, man, she bent over and, ooh,
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out popped the whale tail.
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- What the hell's a whale tail?
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- Dude, it's like when
the thong is poking out
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and it's like a whale tail.
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- [Boy] What's up, my niggas?
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- Nice one, Sean.
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- So I heard there's a couple of pussies
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out here looking for a ride.
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- Yeah, you got mama's whip?
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- Yeah, would your mom blow
me for a wooden nickel?
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Of course.
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- [Justin] Go to the car.
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- [Sean] Hold on, I just
gotta move some shit.
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Got a diaper bag and some
baby shit or something.
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- Fuck off, nerd.
- You don't know us like that.
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- What?
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Assholes.
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(knocking)
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- [Ryan] Hey, buddy, can you let us in?
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- [Justin] Asshole.
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- What, I thought you guys were too cool.
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- Dude, Pam Blake and Tammy
Powers were right there.
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What did you want us to do?
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- Yeah, this car is like
kryptonite to all poontang.
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- Man, did they see me get in?
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- Yeah, probably.
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- Shit, why didn't you guys say anything?
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- Oh, like you had a chance anyway.
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Just drive.
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- All right, so who am
I dropping off first?
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- Who said anything about going home?
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- My mom, for one, I mean...
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- See, here we are.
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This is what I was telling
you about, the back pages.
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Oh, see, look, they got tantric massage.
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That's Kama Sutra type stuff, you know?
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Me love you long time.
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Oh, and here's some shiatsu.
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I'm pretty sure that's
like doggy style, right?
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- You retard, you're thinking of Shih Tzu.
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- [Sean] What are you guys looking at?
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- God, massage, dumb ass!
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What, are you trying to get us killed?
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- Jesus, seriously, man,
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pay attention.
- Fuck.
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- [Ryan] All right, what
about this one up here?
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- [Justin] $95, what, are they
giving me a free phone, too?
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- Wait, massage, are you guys high?
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I just heard on the news, they
raided one of those places.
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- All right, this one over here.
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There's no price, maybe 95 is cheap.
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- Nah, nah, I saw this on the Internet,
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chicks giving it up for like 50 bucks.
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- Where are we going?
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- Take us here, this one.
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Take us to 8107 Wheeler Avenue.
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- That's like way across town.
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My mom needs the car.
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- Oh, stop being a wuss.
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Mommy will understand.
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- Well, your dad will, anyways.
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- [Justin] (chuckles) Bet.
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- Just drive, faggot.
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- What the hell, this
doesn't look like anything.
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- Yeah, well, maybe that's the point.
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- It says Suite 300-A.
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- Maybe someone should stay guard outside.
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- Stay guard for what?
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We're not bank robbers, I
just wanna get my dick sucked.
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- Wait, wait, shithead,
how's this gonna work?
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What are we supposed to say?
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- Just ask for the special.
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- What's the special?
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- Does it matter?
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It's not like they're accidentally
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gonna give us an oil
change instead of a blowjob
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if we ask for the special.
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- Shit, man, I don't have any
cash, just my credit cards.
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- Just use that.
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- You explain to mom a massage parlor bill
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on her statement.
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- He makes a good point.
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- All right, well, just
wait for us in the lobby.
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We'll get you next time.
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Just don't fucking leave us here, okay?
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- Okay.
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- Can I help you?
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- [Justin] We're here for the...
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- We're here for the special.
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- Yeah.
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- You been here before?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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Yeah, lots of times.
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- Yeah.
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- $65, each one, you pay now.
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- See, told you, 95 my ass.
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(soft Asian music)
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- Oh, I'm good, I already got a massage.
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From my mom.
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(soft Asian music)
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Not any fucking porn?
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- You pick girl now.
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- Hi, I'm Ryan.
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- Hi, I'm Walter.
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You.
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(woman sighs)
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(soft Asian music)
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- Ryan?
- Oh, no,
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it's actually Brian with a B.
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- [Sean] Do you take credit cards?
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(soft Asian music)
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- So, just like this?
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I'm sorry, I don't understand.
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You wanna look me in the eyes?
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I don't know.
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What?
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I'm pretty sure this was not in the ad.
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- Welcome.
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(soft Asian music)
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- To the special.
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- Sure.
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- Thank you.
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(woman speaking foreign language)
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(soft Asian music)
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- [Sean] Holy shit!
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- Cannot speak English!
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She ask you, $100 full service!
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1-0-0.
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- Oh, okay.
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- You say you been here before!
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- I paid 65, so I'm not
going to pay any more.
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(woman speaking foreign language)
260
00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:04,808
- Bullshit!
261
00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:07,207
(screaming)
262
00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:13,142
- Raid, dude, it's a fucking raid!
263
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:17,018
(chattering in foreign language)
264
00:13:17,084 --> 00:13:19,130
- Hey, hey, hey, cops, hold it!
265
00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:21,664
(shouting)
266
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:23,067
- [Justine] Go, go, go, go, go!
267
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,383
(shouting)
268
00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:32,245
Is he coming?
269
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,767
- I don't think so, man.
270
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,333
(siren wails)
271
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,960
Shit, dude, where the fuck is Sean?
272
00:13:41,026 --> 00:13:42,126
- Are you shitting me?
273
00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:44,783
Aw, dude.
274
00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:46,766
Come on, let's get out.
275
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,804
- How could that happen?
276
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,260
- I don't know, dude, I
was horny and distracted.
277
00:13:53,326 --> 00:13:55,934
- You know what the cops are
gonna do if they find that?
278
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,054
- Fuck!
279
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,896
- All right, relax, relax.
280
00:13:58,962 --> 00:13:59,914
What was in it?
281
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,644
- My school ID, my library card,
282
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,978
like another 50 bucks.
283
00:14:03,044 --> 00:14:04,127
- Dude, damn.
284
00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:07,611
Sean!
285
00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:09,037
Where the fuck where you, asshole?
286
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,052
You know the place got raided?
287
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,784
- Yeah, yeah, imagine that.
288
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:16,164
Hey, check this out.
289
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,644
- Jesus Christ, dude.
290
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:18,510
- [Sean] Yep.
291
00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:19,594
- That's got to be like 1000 bucks.
292
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,824
- Hey, look with your
eyes, not your hands.
293
00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:23,164
- What'd you do?
294
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,473
- Well, I took it.
295
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,574
Found it and just took it.
296
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,894
Pretty gangster, huh?
297
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,484
- Dude, I'm impressed, that's awesome.
298
00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:33,047
- [Justin] You better
give us out 65 bucks back.
299
00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:34,063
You fucking better!
300
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,554
Fuck!
301
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,436
- The bitch stole his wallet, man.
302
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,897
Let's get outta here.
303
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,213
(van revs)
304
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,044
Nah, man, I'm sure if they found it,
305
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,202
they would've called your parents by now.
306
00:14:56,268 --> 00:14:57,935
- [Woman] I do not want
to hear anymore about
307
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:00,455
how I don't pay you enough attention!
308
00:15:00,521 --> 00:15:01,794
- [Man] Well, you don't!
309
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,924
This cable gets laid more than me!
310
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:07,134
When was the last time
you weren't too tired?
311
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,374
- Nah, dude, it's my parents.
312
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,594
I can't hear you.
313
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,474
I'm gonna call you
back, though, all right?
314
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,927
All right, bye.
- Will you keep it down
315
00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:14,179
for Christ's sake?
316
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:15,845
Your son is in...
- You're the one
317
00:15:15,911 --> 00:15:17,306
who needs to keep it down!
318
00:15:17,372 --> 00:15:19,098
A man needs to sow his oats
319
00:15:19,164 --> 00:15:20,606
more than once every six months!
320
00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:24,005
(pounding thrash metal)
321
00:15:27,629 --> 00:15:28,712
- Get out there!
322
00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:30,070
We're gonna kill Western this year.
323
00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:30,993
- Western is dead!
324
00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:32,316
- It's already to go!
325
00:15:32,382 --> 00:15:33,418
- Yeah!
326
00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:35,897
- Come here, wall fag.
327
00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:37,285
You know what time it is?
328
00:15:37,351 --> 00:15:39,934
Flight 269 cleared for takeoff.
329
00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:43,175
Get the fuck off.
- I'm outta here.
330
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:44,272
- What?
331
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:45,792
- Move over, faggots.
332
00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:46,658
- [Sean] Ow!
333
00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:48,294
- [Bully] Time to break this!
334
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,147
(laughing)
335
00:15:50,213 --> 00:15:51,587
(Sean groans)
336
00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:53,224
Looks really good faggot.
337
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,299
Cry home to your mother.
338
00:15:54,365 --> 00:15:56,483
(Sean groans)
339
00:15:56,549 --> 00:15:58,137
(shouting)
(groaning)
340
00:15:58,203 --> 00:15:59,308
- Come on, bitch.
341
00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:00,836
It's time for your big entrance.
342
00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:01,853
- Come on, you pompous fag.
343
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,741
Let everyone see your tighty whities.
344
00:16:03,807 --> 00:16:05,938
- No, I don't wanna do this!
345
00:16:06,004 --> 00:16:07,205
- Guess where we're going?
346
00:16:07,271 --> 00:16:08,355
- Why do you?
347
00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:09,897
Oh, no!
348
00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:12,535
- [Bully] Outside, faggot.
349
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:13,401
Outside, bitch.
350
00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:18,370
(laughing)
(chattering)
351
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,158
- [Student] Poor Sean, are you okay?
352
00:16:20,224 --> 00:16:24,891
(laughing)
(chattering)
353
00:16:26,743 --> 00:16:27,993
- I got your shorts, man.
354
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,074
- Thanks.
355
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,940
Excuse me while I go commit suicide.
356
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,844
- [Student] Take pictures!
357
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:36,710
- [Ryan] Is your ass okay?
358
00:16:36,743 --> 00:16:38,511
- [Student] Oh my God.
359
00:16:38,577 --> 00:16:39,994
- [Student] What?
360
00:16:49,423 --> 00:16:51,514
- Hey, Ryan, how was school?
361
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,034
- It sucked.
362
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,534
- Ryan!
363
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,224
- What, Mom, you want me to lie?
364
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,064
We had to play football in PE today.
365
00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:58,930
It was embarrassing.
366
00:16:58,970 --> 00:16:59,866
- Oh yeah?
367
00:16:59,932 --> 00:17:01,474
Meet any hot babes?
368
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,740
- Just the cheerleaders.
369
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:04,743
- Cheerleaders.
370
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,994
Let me tell you about that.
371
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,514
You think you want girls,
372
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,234
and, before you know it, you're 45,
373
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,154
you're balding, maybe you
put on a pound or two,
374
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,574
and your dearly beloved wife of 20 years
375
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,844
won't give you the time of day.
376
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:22,077
- And your point is, Bill?
377
00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:25,181
- Well, I remember when
you were a cheerleader.
378
00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:27,034
- Oh, back when you were in shape?
379
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,123
Now look at you.
380
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,064
- I'm just saying, a lot of young ladies
381
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,514
would be very interested in me.
382
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,904
- Dad, Mom!
383
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:34,993
Are you kidding me?
384
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,374
- Do your homework, young man!
385
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,623
And clean that filthy rodent cage!
386
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:49,603
Ryan!
387
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:53,624
Ryan, can you come down for a minute?
388
00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:54,553
Ryan!
389
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,324
- Yeah?
390
00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,804
- Your permission slip,
the field trip tomorrow.
391
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,470
- That's right, I almost forgot.
392
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,874
Dad, I saw on the news last night
393
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,264
that the massage parlor got raided again.
394
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,184
I thought you said that only happens
395
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,224
like once every five years.
396
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:12,144
- Yeah, well, I've been wrong before.
397
00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,954
It's terrible news, though.
398
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:17,254
Now where am I gonna go
to get my weekly coochie?
399
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,014
- That's not funny!
400
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,711
- It's a joke, El, at
least an attempt at one.
401
00:18:21,777 --> 00:18:23,334
- You can go wherever you want.
402
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,381
No one would have you,
403
00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,653
and I won't be here when you get back.
404
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,494
- Dad.
405
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,510
- [Dad] Yeah, Ryan?
406
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:37,963
- Never mind.
407
00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:47,129
(bus rumbles)
408
00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:51,574
- All right, we're going on
a trip to Kickapoo Mountain.
409
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,583
Gonna see lots of cliffs
and water and waterfalls.
410
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,079
Hey, you boys aren't
playing for money, are you?
411
00:18:58,145 --> 00:18:59,193
- [Boy] No.
412
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:02,618
- No, not at all.
- Okay, all right.
413
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,074
All right, we're gonna see the mountain,
414
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,366
we're gonna see the
river and some waterfalls
415
00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:07,951
and lots of (speaker drowned out by bus).
416
00:19:08,017 --> 00:19:09,292
We're going to see waterfalls
417
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,665
and bugs and bears (speaker
cut off by squeaking).
418
00:19:12,731 --> 00:19:14,981
(laughing)
419
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:17,404
And then we're gonna
see where Daniel Boone
420
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:18,755
paddled his canoe down the river
421
00:19:18,821 --> 00:19:21,510
and Pike wrestled a bear.
422
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:23,826
(laughing)
423
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:28,464
All right, we're here.
424
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,913
Everybody out, leave
your lunches on the bus.
425
00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:40,899
- Dude, Amber's all alone.
426
00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:42,364
You should go talk to her.
427
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,321
- What am I gonna say?
428
00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:46,624
Hey, Amber, I'm the retard who
you want nothing to do with,
429
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,338
but will you have sex with me?
430
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,204
Is that good?
431
00:19:49,262 --> 00:19:50,744
- That's not bad.
432
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,114
Or you could go give her
a compliment or something.
433
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,680
God, just watch me, all right?
434
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,433
- Excuse you.
435
00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:23,594
- That was good, that was really smooth.
436
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:24,760
I thought you had her.
437
00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:28,275
(water roars)
438
00:20:44,915 --> 00:20:48,082
(students chattering)
439
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,009
- [Teacher] Wow, getting a
little bit violent over there.
440
00:20:58,075 --> 00:20:58,908
- I know!
441
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,404
- [Ryan] You find anything?
442
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,434
- Yeah, I found out how much my balls
443
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,404
can sweat in 30 minutes.
444
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:06,705
- This sucks!
- This sucks!
445
00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:10,297
It sucks.
- Man, this shit sucks.
446
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,080
- [Justin] What is that?
447
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:20,704
Should we go talk to Rosenbaum?
448
00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:21,570
- [Ryan] Yeah, where is he?
449
00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:22,723
- How the fuck would I know?
450
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,047
- Hey, Mr. Rosenbaum, you
ever see one of these before?
451
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,764
- [Mr. Rosenbaum] Looks like
a small fetish of some kind.
452
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:44,494
- A fetish, like into feet
or bukkake or something?
453
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,334
- Don't be stupid, Justin.
454
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,234
It's a name given to
small carvings like this
455
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:49,744
by Native American peoples.
456
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:52,224
They believe it harnesses
the power of nature.
457
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:53,741
Nice find, Wilson.
458
00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:58,807
- Thanks.
459
00:21:59,604 --> 00:22:02,187
(water hisses)
460
00:22:14,053 --> 00:22:15,636
- [Justin] Ah, God.
461
00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,974
- [Cindy] Hey, Brian, what's going on?
462
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,054
- It's Ryan, actually.
463
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,294
- Hi, Ryan, you have
something on your face there.
464
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,663
- Um, what?
465
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,496
Yeah, totally.
466
00:22:30,562 --> 00:22:31,762
- [Girl] Oh, poor thing.
467
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,944
Dust him and he gets so cute.
468
00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,367
- [Amber] Why don't you come sit with me?
469
00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:37,944
- With me.
470
00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:39,396
- I mean, ladies, we can just all go up
471
00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:41,462
and sit together, right?
472
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:48,913
Yeah, that's fine, okay.
473
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,643
- Oh my God, Ryan, you are so funny!
474
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,333
- I try really hard.
475
00:22:58,580 --> 00:22:59,634
- Oh, you have sweat dripping
476
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:00,904
from your forehead right there.
477
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,320
- [Cindy] All that digging.
478
00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:07,370
- [Amber] You mind if
I, you know, wash you
479
00:23:07,436 --> 00:23:09,241
off a little later, hmm?
480
00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:10,696
- [Ryan] I don't mind at all, no.
481
00:23:10,762 --> 00:23:12,012
- [Amber] Okay.
482
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,274
- Yeah, I'm telling
you, man, it was crazy.
483
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:23,344
It was like a feeding frenzy.
484
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:24,824
Sydney Tollover even grabbed it.
485
00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:26,134
- Grabbed what?
486
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,554
- It, you retard.
487
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,920
- She grabbed your Justin
Peterson on the bus?
488
00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,302
- Dude, all I know is that
they wanted it, all right?
489
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:35,363
Goddamn, Amber smelled so good!
490
00:23:36,966 --> 00:23:37,799
Ah, shit.
491
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:39,793
- Hey, what up, Ryan?
492
00:23:41,173 --> 00:23:42,814
- What's up, Matt?
493
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,874
- So, what do you think you're
doing with Amber today, huh?
494
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,224
You know, my Amber?
495
00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:50,124
- Yeah, faggot.
- Wait, your Amber?
496
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,524
Like, you got a receipt for that shit?
497
00:23:51,590 --> 00:23:52,943
- Back the fuck up.
498
00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:55,474
- Dude, what the hell, all right?
499
00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:57,274
She came on to me, I didn't do anything.
500
00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,694
- All right, well, maybe next time,
501
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,704
you should play a little harder to get.
502
00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,844
- Yeah, well, maybe Amber
503
00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:04,604
finally got herself a little class.
504
00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:06,725
- Yeah, class.
- Got herself some class, huh?
505
00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:08,064
(grunting)
506
00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:09,954
- Stay down like how your dad likes it.
507
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:11,344
- Fuck face!
508
00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:12,510
- [Diaz] Dumb asshole.
509
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,944
- [Justin] Dude, you all right?
510
00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:17,444
- Yeah, yeah.
- I had your back.
511
00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:18,414
I mean, from like over there,
512
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,647
but, like, you got his back?
- Yeah.
513
00:24:20,713 --> 00:24:23,735
- [Ryan] Fuck those guys, man.
514
00:24:23,801 --> 00:24:26,774
- [Justin] The car is that way.
515
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,834
- So how was the field trip today?
516
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,304
- It was all right, I guess.
517
00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:31,644
Beats being at school.
518
00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:33,644
- Find anything interesting?
519
00:24:33,710 --> 00:24:34,560
- Actually, yeah.
520
00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:41,490
(mysterious instrumental music)
521
00:24:44,031 --> 00:24:46,084
- Say, that's pretty neat!
522
00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:48,374
Looks like a little rabbit or something.
523
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,134
- [Ryan] You like it, it's yours.
524
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,154
- You don't want it?
525
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,024
- Hell no, it's just an old rock.
526
00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:54,314
- Suit yourself.
527
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:55,213
Thanks!
528
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,914
You know, there was a time when you
529
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,564
used to kiss me goodbye.
530
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,980
- That ship sailed a long time ago.
531
00:25:09,046 --> 00:25:10,224
- You see that, Ryan?
532
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:12,090
That's a former cheerleader talking.
533
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:18,440
- Maybe there's nothing worth
kissing any more anyway.
534
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,623
Oh, you're still here.
535
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:23,293
Ryan, I.
536
00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:33,034
- Sir, excuse me, sir,
you forgot your receipt.
537
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,864
- Oh, thanks very much.
538
00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:35,763
- And my number.
539
00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:37,663
Call me.
540
00:25:39,824 --> 00:25:40,657
Okay?
541
00:25:49,238 --> 00:25:51,738
(phone rings)
542
00:25:56,837 --> 00:25:57,637
- Hello?
543
00:25:57,670 --> 00:25:58,905
Who is this?
544
00:25:58,971 --> 00:26:00,784
Oh, well, you'll have to hold on.
545
00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:02,273
Just hold on a minute.
546
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,534
Bill, it's for you.
547
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,073
Tom Riley from golf.
548
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:10,173
- Hello.
549
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:12,563
Tom, yes.
550
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:17,123
There must be some misunderstanding.
551
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:23,254
Yeah, but that's not the way it happened.
552
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,726
I swear to you, your
Lindsey was hitting on me.
553
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:29,634
Of course I know she's 17!
554
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,957
I don't think of your daughter that way.
555
00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:33,863
I never said two words to her.
556
00:26:35,890 --> 00:26:40,504
I'm telling you for the
last time, talk to her!
557
00:26:40,570 --> 00:26:42,123
She came on to me.
558
00:26:43,190 --> 00:26:45,094
I didn't do anything!
559
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,483
- He didn't do anything.
560
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,634
- That's right.
561
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,073
Now, goodnight.
562
00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,484
- I'm telling you, it's the rock.
563
00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,514
I mean, seriously, that's
gotta be the reason
564
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,814
why those girls got all sexed up with me
565
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,144
on the bus yesterday.
566
00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:05,030
- Bullshit.
567
00:27:05,096 --> 00:27:06,364
You're so fucking dumb.
- You're an idiot, man.
568
00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:07,804
- No, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding.
569
00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:09,774
My dad's golf partner won't even talk
570
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,414
to him anymore because, all of a sudden,
571
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,544
his daughter wants to fuck my dad
572
00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:14,844
right after I gave him the rock.
573
00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:16,574
- Gotta admit, that's pretty wack.
574
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,568
- You think it has some
sort of Spanish fly powers
575
00:27:18,634 --> 00:27:20,374
or something?
576
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,744
- I mean, yeah, something like that.
577
00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:23,754
You know, it's definitely
more than just a rock.
578
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:25,314
- I mean, there's only
one way to make sure
579
00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:26,474
it works like you say it does.
580
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,144
- Yeah, no, we gotta test it.
581
00:27:28,210 --> 00:27:29,754
- Yeah, like now.
582
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,774
So give it!
583
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,974
- My dad still has it.
584
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,224
- Well, you gotta get it back!
585
00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:35,274
- Yeah, I know, but I don't
wanna get him suspicious.
586
00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:36,894
I gotta wait for the right
opportunity to swipe it.
587
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,304
- Hey, man, we'll go to the library
588
00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:39,174
and try to figure out what it is.
589
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,594
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
590
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,844
I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna grab it,
591
00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:43,954
and then we'll meet up later.
592
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:47,224
- Wait, we'll go to the library?
593
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,454
- Come on, man, it'll be nice.
594
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,901
Just me and you browsing.
- I'm so fucking lucky
595
00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:51,550
you're my ride home.
596
00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,954
Dude, you have no idea
how many cool points
597
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:01,264
I'm losing being seen at a library.
598
00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:03,824
- Dude, you are so stupid.
599
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:05,954
A condition, which studies show,
600
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:08,394
is linked to low library patronage.
601
00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,847
- Yeah, so is nerdism.
602
00:28:10,913 --> 00:28:11,914
- That's not even a word, man.
603
00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:13,497
- Shut up, Sean!
- You can't just add
604
00:28:13,563 --> 00:28:16,513
"ism" to a word.
- Let's just find a computer.
605
00:28:16,579 --> 00:28:18,100
- [Sean] All right, all
right, all right, all right.
606
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:21,354
So just look up Native American.
607
00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:23,733
Okay, just Native American.
- I got it.
608
00:28:25,550 --> 00:28:28,524
- Stones, rocks.
- How about this one?
609
00:28:28,590 --> 00:28:31,974
- Hi, welcome to my wild world of fantasy.
610
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,068
- Wild world of fantasy, Sean.
611
00:28:34,134 --> 00:28:35,934
- What is this?
- I absolutely love to play.
612
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,604
- She loves to play.
- I enjoy all sorts
613
00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:39,190
of kinky fetish fun.
614
00:28:39,256 --> 00:28:41,568
- Kinky fetish fun, Sean.
615
00:28:41,634 --> 00:28:44,237
- It's too loud.
- You sick, sick bastard!
616
00:28:44,303 --> 00:28:45,989
- [Sean] Just turn it down.
617
00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:47,884
I don't want people looking at it.
618
00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:49,024
- There's no one here.
- Sometimes, I like to spank
619
00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:51,484
bad little boys.
- Keep that guy,
620
00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:52,864
those guys waiting?
621
00:28:52,930 --> 00:28:54,294
- After all, you need to be punished
622
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,004
when you've been naughty.
623
00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:57,055
- [Justin] Punished.
624
00:28:57,121 --> 00:28:59,124
- I'm talking to you, Uncle Frank!
625
00:28:59,190 --> 00:28:59,990
- [Sean] All right, navigate away.
626
00:29:00,023 --> 00:29:02,714
People might be monitoring
user activity or something.
627
00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:04,060
- [Justin] Really?
628
00:29:04,126 --> 00:29:04,966
- Yeah.
- They don't monitor
629
00:29:05,032 --> 00:29:07,423
that shit, who has the time?
630
00:29:07,489 --> 00:29:08,289
- [Sean] I don't know,
631
00:29:08,322 --> 00:29:09,438
just navigate away.
- Hi, guys.
632
00:29:09,504 --> 00:29:10,478
- [Fetish Girl] I know
exactly what you need.
633
00:29:10,544 --> 00:29:12,534
- Hey, Cindy.
- I'll restrain you
634
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,374
and make you crawl on your hands and knees
635
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,774
and clean my toilet with your tongue.
636
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,593
And, after that...
- Disgusting!
637
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,774
- [Fetish Girl] I'll
drain you of your nasty
638
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,784
man juice.
- Station Two.
639
00:29:22,850 --> 00:29:23,617
- [Fetish Girl] And feed it to you
640
00:29:23,683 --> 00:29:25,023
like the pig that you are!
641
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:27,784
- Can I use your computer
to print something.
642
00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:30,104
- Well, you'll have to ask Sean.
643
00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:31,378
He's the one using it.
644
00:29:31,444 --> 00:29:32,764
- [Sean] Nah.
645
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:35,554
- Station Two, I'm going to
have to ask you to leave.
646
00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:37,039
- Yeah, get a life, perv.
647
00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:37,905
Am I right?
- Would you like me
648
00:29:37,938 --> 00:29:38,738
to paddle your little bottom for you?
649
00:29:38,771 --> 00:29:42,064
- We cannot have public access computers
650
00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:44,934
used to view pornographic content!
651
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:45,934
- [Fetish Girl] Well,
you can forget about it,
652
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,604
you sick bastard!
653
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:48,720
- Fucking never mind.
654
00:29:50,086 --> 00:29:52,804
- And this is also a no swear zone.
655
00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:55,413
Now beat it, Mister.
656
00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:59,124
- [Fetish Girl] And I'll
put these toes in your face
657
00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:01,248
and give you all this
athlete's foot, actually.
658
00:30:01,314 --> 00:30:03,481
- Ew, what the hell?
- God!
659
00:30:04,686 --> 00:30:07,186
- [Fetish Girl] You like that?
660
00:30:16,063 --> 00:30:18,034
- Video game broken?
661
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:20,194
- What, a guy can't just
hang out with his dad
662
00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:21,364
and watch the news?
663
00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:22,484
- You kidding me?
664
00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:23,453
This is great!
665
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,264
Tell you what, you want a beer?
666
00:30:26,330 --> 00:30:28,664
- Fuck, yeah, sure.
667
00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:30,363
- Get one for me, too, would you?
668
00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:45,526
Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
669
00:30:45,592 --> 00:30:46,793
No more beer for you.
670
00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:48,523
- All right.
671
00:30:52,604 --> 00:30:55,271
(shower hisses)
672
00:31:15,371 --> 00:31:17,291
- Ooh, Lindsey.
673
00:31:17,357 --> 00:31:20,524
Oh, holy fuck!
- I didn't see anything!
674
00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:32,315
So, you guys ready for this?
675
00:31:32,381 --> 00:31:33,696
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
676
00:31:33,762 --> 00:31:37,345
(funky instrumental music)
677
00:32:55,136 --> 00:32:57,886
Dude, can you fucking believe it?
678
00:33:00,503 --> 00:33:02,120
- [Amber] Ooh, hi, Brian.
679
00:33:02,186 --> 00:33:02,986
- Amber.
680
00:33:03,019 --> 00:33:04,844
- I was wondering what you
were doing after school?
681
00:33:04,910 --> 00:33:06,557
Maybe you and I could, um?
682
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,674
Oh, so, like I was saying,
683
00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:20,273
maybe you and I could go out after school.
684
00:33:21,727 --> 00:33:22,527
- And me.
685
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,854
I'm having a party this Friday,
686
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:24,911
if you wanna come.
687
00:33:24,977 --> 00:33:25,982
- Excuse me, ladies.
688
00:33:26,048 --> 00:33:28,544
You, I need a word with you.
689
00:33:28,610 --> 00:33:29,443
Grab him, boys.
690
00:33:30,505 --> 00:33:31,338
- Hey.
691
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,394
Stop!
692
00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:37,686
What are you doing?
693
00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:38,835
Let go of me!
694
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:43,257
Hands, get your hands out of my pants!
695
00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:46,240
(funky rock music)
696
00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:02,564
- And so, class, tonight's assignment
697
00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:06,404
is to read any short story by any author
698
00:34:06,470 --> 00:34:07,963
of the Romantic period.
699
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,994
Katie, darling, where do
you think you're going?
700
00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:12,804
- I was just gonna change my seat
701
00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:14,183
somewhere in the back.
702
00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:18,683
- No, you'll sit in your assigned seat.
703
00:34:20,222 --> 00:34:21,489
- Hey, stop!
- Move!
704
00:34:21,555 --> 00:34:23,039
- Girls!
- Stop!
705
00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:24,406
- He's mine!
- Hey, stop!
706
00:34:24,472 --> 00:34:26,111
- Stop!
- What are you doing?
707
00:34:26,177 --> 00:34:29,037
- Katie, go, go to the
principal's office right now!
708
00:34:29,103 --> 00:34:31,475
- Get outta here!
- Stop!
709
00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:33,128
- What's going on?
- Katie, no!
710
00:34:33,194 --> 00:34:34,584
- Girls, stop it!
- Get off of him!
711
00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:36,074
- Stop it, Gina.
712
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:37,122
Go to the principal's office
713
00:34:37,188 --> 00:34:37,988
right now.
- Yeah, go to
714
00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:39,470
the principal's office.
- He's mine!
715
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,318
- You, too.
716
00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:43,801
Come on, get out.
717
00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:51,024
- I didn't do anything.
718
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:52,812
- What's that you've got, Mr. Wilson?
719
00:34:52,878 --> 00:34:54,287
- Oh, it's nothing.
720
00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,083
It's my good luck charm.
721
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,104
- Well, whatever it is, it has nothing
722
00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:01,064
to do with English literature.
723
00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:03,734
- It's got something to do
with the Romantic period.
724
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,050
- Now, you may have it back after class
725
00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:09,847
or later in detention, if you'd rather.
726
00:35:15,737 --> 00:35:19,737
(percussive instrumental music)
727
00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:15,606
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
728
00:36:15,672 --> 00:36:17,229
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
729
00:36:17,295 --> 00:36:18,095
(record scratches)
730
00:36:18,128 --> 00:36:19,502
What's going on here?
731
00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:20,857
(bell rings)
732
00:36:20,923 --> 00:36:24,923
(percussive instrumental music)
733
00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:43,754
- Miss Sumner, I've been bad.
734
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:44,870
Can I have detention?
735
00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:47,581
- Boys, go on.
736
00:36:47,647 --> 00:36:49,108
You're gonna be late for your next period.
737
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:50,883
Go on, go, go, go.
738
00:36:55,419 --> 00:36:58,103
- Miss Sumner, you are
so fucking beautiful.
739
00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:00,477
- Thank you, Art.
740
00:37:00,543 --> 00:37:02,134
Thank you, go on.
741
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,437
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo,
go, go, go, go, go.
742
00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:08,570
Go, boys, go.
743
00:37:08,636 --> 00:37:12,636
(percussive instrumental music)
744
00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:25,464
Next time, leave your toys at home.
745
00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:26,330
- Yes, ma'am.
746
00:37:26,363 --> 00:37:29,242
(record scratches)
747
00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:33,064
- Dude!
748
00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:33,954
Try it.
749
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,494
- No way, man.
750
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,160
- Well, here, give it, I'll try.
751
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,367
- Yes, Mr. Peterson?
752
00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:47,863
- Miss Sumner, I was
wondering, do you like me?
753
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:53,164
- Well, certainly, Justin.
754
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:54,702
I like all my students.
755
00:37:54,768 --> 00:37:56,768
- Good, 'cause I just wanted to know if.
756
00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:02,474
- Wait til I talk to your mother
757
00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:04,190
about that filthy mouth of yours!
758
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,527
- [Justin] Didn't work at all.
759
00:38:09,497 --> 00:38:11,084
- So, you're sure you
haven't seen him, man?
760
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:12,514
- Yeah, dude, not since
fifth period English.
761
00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:13,972
- Guys.
- Oh my God!
762
00:38:14,038 --> 00:38:15,304
- Dude, where have you been, man?
763
00:38:15,370 --> 00:38:16,724
- I'm trying to get away
from these girls, man.
764
00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:18,643
If I'm not careful,
they'll be all over me.
765
00:38:18,709 --> 00:38:20,459
You know, it kinda sucks being hot.
766
00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:22,218
- Yeah, don't forget it's just because
767
00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:23,574
of what's in your pocket.
768
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,104
You are still a loser.
769
00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:25,970
- Yeah, man.
770
00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:27,234
- And it doesn't even work right.
771
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,100
- Are you kidding me?
772
00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:29,374
Did you not see Sumner today?
773
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,894
She was off the chain hot.
774
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,114
- Sumner, from the English department?
775
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,501
Are you high, man?
776
00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:35,367
- [Ryan] You didn't tell him?
777
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,924
- Nope.
- Dude, Sumner got a hold
778
00:38:36,990 --> 00:38:38,054
of the rock today and she turned
779
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,444
into like the phattest
hottie I've ever seen.
780
00:38:40,510 --> 00:38:42,714
- Shit, man, if only I
was dumb like you guys
781
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:45,114
and wasn't in AP, we could
have the same classes.
782
00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:48,414
- Gee, no offense, asshole.
783
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,834
And, anyway, how come when I had the rock
784
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,174
and I talked to Sumner, she went all
785
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,854
Jerry Springer on me?
786
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,254
- I can't figure that one out.
787
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,184
- You hit on Sumner?
788
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,264
- Maybe she's like a tranny or something.
789
00:38:57,330 --> 00:38:59,164
I've seen some pictures
where you can hardly tell
790
00:38:59,230 --> 00:39:00,994
if they have...
- Dude, shut the fuck up.
791
00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:03,524
No way, dude, all right, listen,
792
00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:04,744
it's very obvious that we need to do
793
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,294
some more tests on this.
794
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,514
All right, can you guys skip next period?
795
00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:09,634
- Dude, for this, I would skip college.
796
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,684
- All right, all right,
Sean, go get your car.
797
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,914
- Wait, why?
798
00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:14,144
- Don't ask fucking questions,
799
00:39:14,210 --> 00:39:15,433
just go get your car.
800
00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:18,744
- Okay.
- Shit, girls, girls, come on!
801
00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:20,860
- I'll get my car, meet me at the corner.
802
00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:26,524
All right, where are we going?
803
00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:27,390
- To your house.
804
00:39:27,423 --> 00:39:29,174
- What, that's the last place I wanna go
805
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,344
when we're skipping school.
806
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:31,210
- Yeah, I know, I just wanna try
807
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:32,530
this thing out on your mom.
808
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,954
- What, no way you and that rock
809
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,564
are going anywhere near my mom!
810
00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:39,377
- Jesus, take it easy, psycho, all right?
811
00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:41,744
I just wanna see if someone like your mom,
812
00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:44,504
like a Sumner, doesn't
get the hots for me.
813
00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:45,624
That might tell us something.
814
00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:47,924
- Yeah, it'll mean she's
not into stupid fags.
815
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:51,464
- Oh, come on, Sean, it's not
about him banging your mom.
816
00:39:51,530 --> 00:39:52,734
Is it?
817
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,744
- Of course not, dude.
818
00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:56,283
Sean's mom is a cow, not a cougar.
819
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,584
- Take it back, say you're
sorry and take it back
820
00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:01,370
or get out of my car and
we're not friends anymore.
821
00:40:01,436 --> 00:40:03,984
- Jesus, dude, don't be so sensitive.
822
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:05,754
- Say you're sorry.
823
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,144
- All right, all right, I'm sorry.
824
00:40:07,210 --> 00:40:09,054
We can go somewhere else.
825
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,953
I'm sorry.
826
00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:14,050
I'm sorry your mom is a cow.
827
00:40:14,116 --> 00:40:15,728
(Justin moos)
828
00:40:15,794 --> 00:40:18,044
(laughing)
829
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,464
- So, what are we doing at the mall?
830
00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:23,464
Only the skeezers hang out here.
831
00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:25,024
- He's got a plan obviously.
832
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,024
- Yeah, what?
833
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,453
- Just a plan, shut the fuck up.
834
00:40:31,591 --> 00:40:33,814
All right, so what's this
plan of yours, genius?
835
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,384
- It'll all make sense in a minute.
836
00:40:35,450 --> 00:40:36,354
Just keep your eyes peeled.
837
00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:37,410
- For what?
- For what?
838
00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:38,444
- You'll see.
839
00:40:38,510 --> 00:40:39,923
- I see a mall.
840
00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:42,313
- There she is.
841
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,454
- What, all I see is Sally Beasley.
842
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,454
- Easy Beasley, I get it now.
843
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,374
- Yep, yep.
844
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,644
I'm thinking the rock
only works on virgins.
845
00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:52,954
- Oh, yeah, you idiots, Sally Beasley's
846
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,104
slept with like half our class already.
847
00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:57,640
- I think the point is
to prove it won't work.
848
00:40:58,593 --> 00:40:59,426
- Yeah.
849
00:41:03,709 --> 00:41:04,959
- There she is.
850
00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:14,223
Hey, Easy, uh, Sally.
851
00:41:15,762 --> 00:41:17,542
How you doing?
- I know you?
852
00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:19,904
- We go to school together, Ryan Wilson.
853
00:41:19,970 --> 00:41:22,284
- Right, right.
854
00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:25,723
- I was just wondering if
you're feeling what I'm feeling.
855
00:41:26,810 --> 00:41:28,963
- Like that stomach
flu thing going around?
856
00:41:29,810 --> 00:41:31,747
- No, not the stomach flu thing.
857
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,593
- You must be Billy Godfried's brother.
858
00:41:37,490 --> 00:41:38,524
- No.
859
00:41:38,590 --> 00:41:39,984
- Yeah, you are.
860
00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:42,983
I'd recognize that bone
structure anywhere.
861
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,976
Only, you're even cuter.
862
00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:47,824
(Sean chuckles)
863
00:41:47,890 --> 00:41:51,203
- I think we've learned
all we need to know, guys.
864
00:41:52,060 --> 00:41:54,423
- Let's go.
- Thanks a lot, Sally.
865
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,744
- Come on.
- Whatever, you guys
866
00:41:56,810 --> 00:41:57,643
are weird.
867
00:41:58,540 --> 00:41:59,904
- Dude, can you believe this?
868
00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:01,204
I mean, holy shit!
869
00:42:01,270 --> 00:42:03,204
- I know, man, Sally likes me.
870
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:05,623
- No, ass clown, fucking virgins!
871
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,354
- Hey, Ryan, didn't you say before
872
00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:11,194
when Sumner got the stone
873
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:13,173
that you said she looked hot.
874
00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:16,204
- Yeah, well, why are
you bringing that up?
875
00:42:16,270 --> 00:42:17,634
- Well, I mean, you said before
876
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,014
that while you were on vacation
877
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,983
you bagged no fewer than two hotties.
878
00:42:22,035 --> 00:42:25,014
- You guys know I've always
had a thing for Sumner.
879
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,892
I mean, I always thought
she was really sexy,
880
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,124
like kind of like a TILF.
881
00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:30,940
- Try a GILF, maybe, virgin.
882
00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:32,191
- Whatever, dickwad.
883
00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:34,590
(chuckling)
884
00:42:37,070 --> 00:42:40,004
The point is it was no different for me
885
00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:41,454
yesterday with Sumner.
886
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,694
Why, did you think she was
hot just because of the stone,
887
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,747
you fucking virgin?
888
00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:47,054
- Hey, first off, this
is about you, Wilson,
889
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,224
and, second off, you all know I had
890
00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:51,224
Nancy Mullin upstairs at that party
891
00:42:51,290 --> 00:42:52,743
last year on Halloween.
892
00:42:56,930 --> 00:42:57,763
Oh my God.
893
00:43:00,663 --> 00:43:02,413
- I'm gonna fuck you.
894
00:43:03,786 --> 00:43:04,924
Fuck!
895
00:43:04,990 --> 00:43:06,084
Justin Peterson!
896
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:08,025
I thought you were Mike!
897
00:43:08,091 --> 00:43:09,060
- No shit?
898
00:43:09,126 --> 00:43:10,977
He's a skeleton, too.
899
00:43:11,043 --> 00:43:12,626
- So fucking gross!
900
00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:14,773
- I can be Mike!
901
00:43:16,290 --> 00:43:18,274
Mike's a dick!
902
00:43:18,340 --> 00:43:20,634
- Yeah, conveniently on
the night she left town,
903
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,354
so we could never confirm the hit.
904
00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:26,874
- Awm, whatever, you know
she was digging on my boner.
905
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,284
- Yeah, whatever.
906
00:43:28,350 --> 00:43:29,707
Jesus.
- Well, wait, anyway,
907
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,593
what are you talking about, virgin?
908
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:35,414
- Oh yeah, don't bother with him.
909
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,780
He's not gonna understand.
910
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:44,453
- Hey, son.
911
00:43:46,670 --> 00:43:47,864
- Hey.
912
00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:49,634
- How was school today?
913
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,560
And don't say it sucked.
914
00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:52,793
- It was okay.
915
00:43:53,887 --> 00:43:55,083
Are you guys okay?
916
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,963
- Everything's good, real good.
917
00:44:02,110 --> 00:44:03,960
- All right, I'm gonna be in my room.
918
00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:22,934
Yeah, man, I'm sitting down, what's up?
919
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,254
- So where would you find
the highest concentration
920
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,274
of virgins this side
of the known universe.
921
00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:30,733
- I don't know, sitting
right behind your computer?
922
00:44:32,990 --> 00:44:35,274
- Ha, very funny, no.
923
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,364
Remember that girl that I challenged
924
00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:39,724
to that hot dog eating
contest in my pants?
925
00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:41,065
The one who slapped me?
926
00:44:41,131 --> 00:44:42,954
- (chuckles) Yeah, dude,
that was hilarious.
927
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:43,820
Then you...
928
00:44:43,853 --> 00:44:45,924
- Yeah, where did she go to school?
929
00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:48,094
Yeah, remember, we
stopped her that one time?
930
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:48,960
- Yeah, yeah, I remember.
931
00:44:49,010 --> 00:44:51,474
It was like Saint something.
932
00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:53,538
- Saint Agnes Catholic School
933
00:44:53,604 --> 00:44:56,143
for Girls!
- For Girls!
934
00:44:58,330 --> 00:44:59,973
- Hi.
- Hey.
935
00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:04,754
- So where's your new boyfriends,
936
00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:07,944
Ryan and that dork with the glasses?
937
00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:09,110
- I haven't seen them.
938
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,284
- Tell you what, if you ever, ever
939
00:45:13,350 --> 00:45:14,800
embarrass me like that again!
940
00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:18,304
- Ow, you're hurting me.
941
00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:21,693
- No, you're only hurting yourself.
942
00:45:25,530 --> 00:45:26,830
- What are you looking at?
943
00:45:29,034 --> 00:45:32,510
(deep organ music)
944
00:45:32,576 --> 00:45:34,021
- Oh, here we go, here we go.
945
00:45:34,087 --> 00:45:36,984
- Where did you guys find this place?
946
00:45:37,050 --> 00:45:39,750
- Sure as hell didn't find
it in a fucking library.
947
00:45:39,816 --> 00:45:41,381
- Oh, this is gonna be fun.
948
00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,459
- Let's do this.
949
00:45:42,525 --> 00:45:46,108
(tense instrumental music)
950
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,264
- Shit, man, they've got security.
951
00:46:10,330 --> 00:46:12,344
- Well, if you were
interested in preserving
952
00:46:12,410 --> 00:46:15,576
the hymens of 500 girls, wouldn't you...
953
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:16,475
- Shut up.
954
00:46:17,596 --> 00:46:19,179
Oh, shit, let's go.
955
00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:21,501
- Okay.
956
00:46:21,567 --> 00:46:25,150
(tense instrumental music)
957
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,366
- [Girl] Do something, come on!
958
00:46:52,432 --> 00:46:55,182
(girls shouting)
959
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,497
- [Girl] Oh my gosh.
960
00:46:58,563 --> 00:46:59,363
You're so mean.
961
00:46:59,414 --> 00:47:02,331
(girls chattering)
962
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:04,220
- [Girl] You suck.
963
00:47:04,253 --> 00:47:07,164
(girls chattering)
964
00:47:15,358 --> 00:47:16,859
- [Girl] Come on, really?
965
00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:20,675
(magical instrumental music)
966
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,318
- [Girl] Ow, my face!
967
00:47:29,384 --> 00:47:31,734
- See, you have to pay attention.
968
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,194
Your enemies are all around you.
969
00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:35,264
They try and get things from you.
970
00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:37,354
They want your goodies, and you must
971
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:40,293
always protect yourselves,
ladies, at all times.
972
00:47:41,154 --> 00:47:44,499
(tense instrumental music)
973
00:47:44,565 --> 00:47:46,457
Okay, ladies, remember,
it's about winning.
974
00:47:46,523 --> 00:47:47,336
- Gimme the rock.
975
00:47:47,402 --> 00:47:48,588
- No.
- Come on, gimme the rock!
976
00:47:48,654 --> 00:47:49,801
Give me the rock!
977
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:54,114
- And to be sure that no one, no one,
978
00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:55,703
gets your goodies.
979
00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:03,574
- Hi there.
980
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,143
- [Justin] Hi, I've come for you.
981
00:48:08,801 --> 00:48:10,411
- You lucky bastard.
982
00:48:10,477 --> 00:48:12,041
- Why'd you give him the rock, man?
983
00:48:12,107 --> 00:48:14,724
- Can you believe this?
984
00:48:14,790 --> 00:48:16,296
- Allow me!
985
00:48:16,362 --> 00:48:18,223
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
986
00:48:19,352 --> 00:48:21,624
(gasping)
987
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:24,584
Sorry, forgot, Catholic school.
988
00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:26,293
- I'll come back for you.
- Run, dude!
989
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:28,834
- [Justin] Go, go, go!
990
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:32,096
- Two JP's loose, on the run, copy!
991
00:48:32,162 --> 00:48:33,594
- JP's?
992
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,302
- Juvenile perverts!
993
00:48:35,368 --> 00:48:39,201
(exciting instrumental music)
994
00:49:26,796 --> 00:49:29,207
- That was way too close, dude.
995
00:49:29,273 --> 00:49:30,073
How'd you get away?
996
00:49:30,106 --> 00:49:31,941
- I punched him, man.
997
00:49:32,007 --> 00:49:33,022
- Punched him?
- Yeah.
998
00:49:33,088 --> 00:49:34,030
- Dude!
999
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,955
(toilet flushes)
1000
00:49:37,021 --> 00:49:38,240
No, no, no, no, no.
1001
00:49:38,306 --> 00:49:39,879
No, no, please, please don't scream.
1002
00:49:39,945 --> 00:49:41,742
(girl screams)
1003
00:49:41,808 --> 00:49:45,641
(exciting instrumental music)
1004
00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:52,827
- Hey, how are you?
1005
00:49:57,284 --> 00:49:58,534
Yeah, I'm good.
1006
00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:01,583
So are we still on for dinner tonight?
1007
00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:05,340
Oh, why is that?
1008
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:08,897
- Hey.
1009
00:50:08,963 --> 00:50:10,118
- Hi.
- How are you?
1010
00:50:10,184 --> 00:50:12,184
- I'm good, how are you?
1011
00:50:15,424 --> 00:50:16,611
Fuck, call me!
1012
00:50:16,677 --> 00:50:20,510
(exciting instrumental music)
1013
00:51:36,261 --> 00:51:37,414
- Been looking for them for 20 minutes.
1014
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,514
- 20 minutes, you mean we lost them?
1015
00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:41,004
- Yeah, or else we scared them off.
1016
00:51:41,070 --> 00:51:42,200
- Man.
1017
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:43,084
- [Justin] Ow!
1018
00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:44,007
- What the?
1019
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,323
- I can explain.
1020
00:51:54,610 --> 00:51:56,860
(laughing)
1021
00:52:00,510 --> 00:52:02,592
- Shit, man, where's Justin?
1022
00:52:02,658 --> 00:52:05,304
- I don't know, dude, he's
trapped behind enemy lines.
1023
00:52:05,370 --> 00:52:06,678
- He's fucked.
1024
00:52:06,744 --> 00:52:08,661
- Let's get outta here.
1025
00:52:10,590 --> 00:52:12,124
- You mean you have no library card,
1026
00:52:12,190 --> 00:52:13,894
no ID, no nothing?
1027
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:18,180
- No, I lost it all at Mass.
1028
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,544
- I'm going out to look for the others.
1029
00:52:22,610 --> 00:52:23,443
- Good idea.
1030
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,224
- Jim, I think we can handle it from here.
1031
00:52:27,290 --> 00:52:29,274
Why don't you go ahead with Dwayne?
1032
00:52:29,340 --> 00:52:31,894
- Well, he's not armed, but.
1033
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,804
- Jim, please, God will protect us.
1034
00:52:35,870 --> 00:52:38,103
- Okay, Sister, you're the boss.
1035
00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:47,234
- Look, sisters, I know,
1036
00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:49,723
I'm a really good kid, it's just, I don't.
1037
00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:55,359
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1038
00:52:55,425 --> 00:52:58,964
- Oh, my blessed son,
1039
00:52:59,030 --> 00:53:02,554
my hot, hot son!
1040
00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:04,020
- [Justin] Oh, Jesus Christ!
1041
00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:13,694
- Sister Pat, I can't believe you,
1042
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,384
acting like a whore of Babylon.
1043
00:53:15,450 --> 00:53:17,334
- Don't you sister me, Sister!
1044
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,063
I saw you and that
pornographic tongue of yours.
1045
00:53:32,190 --> 00:53:33,640
- Okay, so where are you now?
1046
00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:35,717
Are you okay, dude?
1047
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:36,880
You sound a little weird.
1048
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,694
Okay, okay, bye.
1049
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,734
- So what's the dealio, man?
1050
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,843
- Dude, he got away.
1051
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,520
- Thank God.
1052
00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,223
- I will, turn this piece of shit around.
1053
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,914
All right, so you at least
saved the rock, right?
1054
00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:02,813
- Yeah, here.
1055
00:54:04,770 --> 00:54:07,284
I'd rather have nothing
to do with it right now.
1056
00:54:07,350 --> 00:54:08,684
- Dude, what's wrong with him?
1057
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,494
Maybe we should take him to
the hospital or something.
1058
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,044
- No, dude, that's just
gonna freak him out,
1059
00:54:12,110 --> 00:54:13,554
and don't call his parents.
1060
00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:14,424
Just shut the fuck up.
1061
00:54:14,490 --> 00:54:16,044
- Are you sure you can't remember
1062
00:54:16,110 --> 00:54:18,503
anything after the guards
left the room, man?
1063
00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:21,410
- I don't wanna talk about it.
1064
00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:29,744
I can't believe we cut all day of school,
1065
00:54:29,810 --> 00:54:32,364
we're sober, and we struck out.
1066
00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:33,824
- Dude, you gotta look at it this way.
1067
00:54:33,890 --> 00:54:35,494
We still have a magic rock that can
1068
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,224
get us laid whenever we want.
1069
00:54:37,290 --> 00:54:39,607
- Yeah, all it's gotten me so
far is punched in the face.
1070
00:54:39,673 --> 00:54:42,424
- Man, I'm like scarred for life.
1071
00:54:42,490 --> 00:54:44,194
- That's it, dude, what
happened back there?
1072
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:46,424
- I said I don't wanna talk about it.
1073
00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:47,290
- All right.
1074
00:54:47,323 --> 00:54:48,214
- The point is, we've had that rock
1075
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,274
for like three days, and we
haven't done dick with it.
1076
00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:54,704
- Yeah, he's right, man, you
never even let me touch it.
1077
00:54:54,770 --> 00:54:55,570
- That's what she said.
1078
00:54:55,603 --> 00:54:56,883
- Cut the jokes, Wilson.
1079
00:54:58,378 --> 00:54:59,494
We just wanna get laid,
1080
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,360
like any guys in our position would.
1081
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:06,564
- All right, the Catholic
school thing was your idea.
1082
00:55:06,630 --> 00:55:08,464
- That's not the point.
1083
00:55:08,530 --> 00:55:13,374
The point is I've never
gotten laid ever, all right?
1084
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,744
There, I said it.
1085
00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:17,094
And society puts a lot of
pressure on a guy like me,
1086
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,204
who won't feel normal
until he earns the right
1087
00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:22,603
to say, sure, I had sex, so what?
1088
00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,904
- There's always Cindy's party tonight.
1089
00:55:26,970 --> 00:55:29,244
We sort of got invited.
1090
00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:31,314
I say we get in there and tap
1091
00:55:31,380 --> 00:55:34,384
some hot cheerleader ass
before the magic is gone.
1092
00:55:34,450 --> 00:55:36,679
- Now he is speaking my language.
1093
00:55:36,745 --> 00:55:37,704
- All right, all right, all right,
1094
00:55:37,770 --> 00:55:38,914
I'm gonna bring the rock tonight.
1095
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:39,914
Are you happy?
1096
00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:41,963
I don't see how this is my fault, though.
1097
00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:45,173
- Woo!
1098
00:55:57,380 --> 00:55:58,341
- [Ryan] Dad!
1099
00:55:58,407 --> 00:55:59,454
- [Bill] Yeah, Ryan?
1100
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,620
- Nothing, never mind.
1101
00:56:08,196 --> 00:56:09,113
Penicillin.
1102
00:56:10,697 --> 00:56:12,614
Rabies, who has rabies?
1103
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,374
Scurvy?
1104
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,490
What is he, a pirate?
1105
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,193
Jackpot!
1106
00:56:29,926 --> 00:56:32,593
(pills clatter)
1107
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,773
Nom don't come in, I'm not decent!
1108
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,694
- Got a minute?
1109
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,663
- Yeah, sure.
1110
00:56:56,784 --> 00:57:00,324
- Before you go out to wherever
you're gonna go tonight,
1111
00:57:00,390 --> 00:57:03,373
I wanted to talk to you
about your mom and me.
1112
00:57:06,570 --> 00:57:07,594
I guess you figured out by now
1113
00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:11,074
that the tension's
pretty thick around here.
1114
00:57:11,140 --> 00:57:12,190
- Yeah, a little bit.
1115
00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:14,987
- This is the part of the conversation
1116
00:57:15,053 --> 00:57:18,504
where the Dad manual
says I'm supposed to tell
1117
00:57:18,570 --> 00:57:19,914
you how everything's gonna be all right
1118
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:21,773
and how you shouldn't worry.
1119
00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:25,860
But you're not a kid anymore.
1120
00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:28,873
You deserve better than that.
1121
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:34,253
The truth is, your mom and me,
1122
00:57:34,319 --> 00:57:37,784
we've been talking, and, well,
1123
00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:39,950
I just don't know how it's gonna turn out.
1124
00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:43,754
- But you still love her, right?
1125
00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:47,143
- Yeah, yeah, of course, I
love her, I love your mom.
1126
00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:49,973
Your mom is a wonderful woman.
1127
00:57:51,470 --> 00:57:52,853
She's a beautiful woman.
1128
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,644
I probably should've told her that
1129
00:57:56,710 --> 00:57:58,143
more often than I did.
1130
00:58:00,870 --> 00:58:05,870
But this marriage, it's like the old song,
1131
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,243
the thrill is gone.
1132
00:58:17,864 --> 00:58:19,443
Listen, no matter what happens,
1133
00:58:20,349 --> 00:58:22,774
you know that your mom and I both,
1134
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,354
we love you very much.
1135
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:25,453
- Yeah, sure, Dad.
1136
00:58:26,522 --> 00:58:27,522
- All right.
1137
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,341
- Thanks for being so
straight with me, Dad.
1138
00:58:34,407 --> 00:58:35,393
- Any time, buddy.
1139
00:58:38,790 --> 00:58:41,773
Ryan, your mom is right,
1140
00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:45,614
that guinea pig cage,
1141
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,277
this room does smell like pee.
1142
00:59:03,839 --> 00:59:06,164
- All right, I think we're good.
1143
00:59:06,230 --> 00:59:07,224
Ready?
1144
00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:08,534
- What's with all the sneaking around?
1145
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,770
- If you must know, I got grounded
1146
00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:14,394
for what I said to Sumner.
1147
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:16,114
- What exactly did you say to her?
1148
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:18,134
- I asked her if she
wanted to go down on me
1149
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,241
and suck my dick and
finger my butthole, okay?
1150
00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:23,144
- (chuckles) Jesus, dude.
1151
00:59:23,210 --> 00:59:25,560
- Yeah, I mean, I've
always wanted it done, so.
1152
00:59:27,370 --> 00:59:28,273
- With Sumner?
1153
00:59:29,290 --> 00:59:32,234
- Ah, no, dude, like in general.
1154
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,100
- All right, that's what I thought,
1155
00:59:33,133 --> 00:59:34,753
because that bitch has big hands.
1156
00:59:38,615 --> 00:59:39,843
- [Justin] Look at this guy.
1157
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,294
- [Ryan] What are you doing, shitass?
1158
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,160
- [Justin] Yeah, get off that car.
1159
00:59:50,193 --> 00:59:50,993
You're gonna scratch it.
1160
00:59:51,026 --> 00:59:52,894
- [Ryan] Where's your van?
1161
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,189
- This is my car.
1162
00:59:54,255 --> 00:59:55,055
(Justin laughs)
1163
00:59:55,088 --> 00:59:56,614
- Bullshit.
- Yeah, okay.
1164
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:57,480
- Bullshit.
- You got a bunch
1165
00:59:57,513 --> 00:59:58,874
of keys, but that doesn't mean you're...
1166
00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:00,153
- Just get in.
1167
01:00:01,521 --> 01:00:03,771
- [Ryan] What the fuck,
where'd you get this?
1168
01:00:05,390 --> 01:00:08,904
- You remember the money I
got from the massage parlor?
1169
01:00:08,970 --> 01:00:10,604
- No way, dude.
- Yeah.
1170
01:00:10,670 --> 01:00:12,203
- Oh, so you can go out and buy a car
1171
01:00:12,269 --> 01:00:13,863
and you can't give me $65?
1172
01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:17,153
- [Sean] Come on, man, let's go.
1173
01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:19,894
- Fucking asshole, dude.
1174
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,223
Just, let's go.
1175
01:00:22,690 --> 01:00:25,083
Hold on. (laughing)
1176
01:00:26,367 --> 01:00:28,867
(roof buzzes)
1177
01:00:30,163 --> 01:00:31,663
- That is so sexy.
1178
01:00:35,544 --> 01:00:36,461
Damn, dude.
1179
01:00:39,718 --> 01:00:40,518
I'm jealous.
1180
01:00:40,551 --> 01:00:41,611
- How are we not gonna
get laid in this thing?
1181
01:00:41,677 --> 01:00:43,244
- We will get laid in this thing.
1182
01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,744
- Anyways, anyways, who's
got something to drink,
1183
01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:49,368
'cause I got nothing, and
I need something, please.
1184
01:00:49,434 --> 01:00:52,604
- Well, I got these wine coolers.
1185
01:00:52,670 --> 01:00:54,993
My mom used to drink
them before my dad left.
1186
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,082
- Well, maybe that's why he left.
1187
01:00:58,148 --> 01:01:00,574
(Ryan chuckles)
1188
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:04,414
- [Sean] Dude, dude, don't
get it all over my car, man.
1189
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,734
Well, what do you have?
1190
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,534
- I got pills!
1191
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,683
I think they're prescription.
1192
01:01:10,548 --> 01:01:11,348
- Prescription?
- Yeah.
1193
01:01:11,381 --> 01:01:13,094
- Here, hold this.
1194
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:13,993
- Dude.
1195
01:01:15,530 --> 01:01:16,714
Yeah.
- What is this
1196
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:17,884
brown stuff in here?
1197
01:01:17,950 --> 01:01:19,414
- It's hedgehog shit, but.
1198
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:20,313
- Oh!
- Dude, what?
1199
01:01:22,550 --> 01:01:24,114
- It's not even that important.
1200
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,113
Let's just dig in.
1201
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,204
That's pussy shit.
- How is it?
1202
01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:31,083
- That is pussy shit.
- Okay, man.
1203
01:01:32,130 --> 01:01:36,683
Well, no one wants your
little shit medicine.
1204
01:01:37,830 --> 01:01:39,494
(laughing)
1205
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,663
How's that taste?
1206
01:01:41,890 --> 01:01:43,275
Terrible?
1207
01:01:43,341 --> 01:01:46,341
(heavy metal music)
1208
01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:52,893
- Are we good?
1209
01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:59,434
What the fuck are you doing?
1210
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,324
- Dancing, man, what does it look like?
1211
01:02:01,390 --> 01:02:02,984
- It looks like you're
having a goddamn seizure
1212
01:02:03,050 --> 01:02:04,354
is what it looks like.
1213
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:05,881
- Okay, okay, man, just give me the rock
1214
01:02:05,947 --> 01:02:07,513
so I can get some cock.
1215
01:02:08,778 --> 01:02:10,728
- Did he just say what I think he said?
1216
01:02:11,670 --> 01:02:14,494
- I mean so I can give her some cock.
1217
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:15,454
- All right, that's what I thought.
1218
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,914
All right, you're gonna go in there,
1219
01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:18,494
you're gonna find the first
girl you want, all right?
1220
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,134
Otherwise, you're gonna
have honeys all over you.
1221
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,644
- Right.
- You wanna be careful,
1222
01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:24,024
otherwise, we're gonna score
a big fat zero on this.
1223
01:02:24,090 --> 01:02:25,290
You got it?
- I got it.
1224
01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:27,075
- All right.
1225
01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:31,130
What the fuck are you doing?
1226
01:02:32,050 --> 01:02:34,800
- It's cologne, man, I wanna
smell nice for the ladies.
1227
01:02:36,050 --> 01:02:37,824
- Would you just get your
ass in there, all right?
1228
01:02:37,890 --> 01:02:38,690
And make sure you come back
1229
01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:40,204
as soon as you're done
taking care of business
1230
01:02:40,270 --> 01:02:42,444
so we can have a turn.
- Okay.
1231
01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:45,304
- If you so much as look at
Amber, I'll fucking kill you.
1232
01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,170
You got it?
1233
01:02:46,203 --> 01:02:49,354
- Okay, man, does my hair look good?
1234
01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:50,220
- It looks terrible.
1235
01:02:50,253 --> 01:02:51,614
- What the fuck does it matter?
1236
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,524
It's a sure goddamned thing.
1237
01:02:53,590 --> 01:02:55,090
Get your ass in there already!
1238
01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:57,506
- Okay, man, wish me luck.
1239
01:02:58,420 --> 01:02:59,253
- Good luck.
1240
01:03:00,737 --> 01:03:01,904
- [Sean] Yeah!
1241
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,143
- He is so fucked.
1242
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,164
- [Sean] Woo!
1243
01:03:08,230 --> 01:03:09,593
- Which means we're fucked.
1244
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,584
- Why the fuck did we give him
the rock in the first place?
1245
01:03:13,650 --> 01:03:14,894
We just screwed ourselves!
1246
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:16,843
Oh my fucking God, dude!
1247
01:03:21,043 --> 01:03:24,314
- I have some drinks downstairs
if you wanna go grab some.
1248
01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:25,314
I'll be right there.
1249
01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:26,770
Hey, wait!
1250
01:03:26,836 --> 01:03:27,636
- [Boy] Who the fuck was that?
1251
01:03:27,669 --> 01:03:28,919
- Some wieners.
1252
01:03:33,261 --> 01:03:34,884
- Hey, Sean, right?
1253
01:03:34,950 --> 01:03:37,764
- Yeah, Tammy from geometry.
1254
01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:39,566
- Yeah, did you just get here?
1255
01:03:39,632 --> 01:03:40,965
- Uh, uh...
- Huh?
1256
01:03:43,466 --> 01:03:44,299
Are you okay?
1257
01:03:47,230 --> 01:03:48,823
You disgusting creep!
1258
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:52,273
- Wait a minute, you're not a virgin?
1259
01:03:53,369 --> 01:03:54,169
- I never!
1260
01:03:54,202 --> 01:03:55,224
(Sean groans)
1261
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:58,134
What business is it of yours anyways?
1262
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,033
You have a lot of nerve, asshole.
1263
01:04:02,044 --> 01:04:03,677
And if you ever tell
anyone about me fucking
1264
01:04:03,743 --> 01:04:06,943
Matt Waite at the carnival,
I'll fucking kill you.
1265
01:04:10,759 --> 01:04:12,373
- Bitches be crazy, right?
1266
01:04:13,888 --> 01:04:16,805
(funky rock music)
1267
01:04:33,610 --> 01:04:34,653
- Hey, handsome.
1268
01:04:35,530 --> 01:04:37,704
- Oh, hey, Sally.
1269
01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:40,584
You here with someone?
1270
01:04:40,650 --> 01:04:41,977
- I'm here with you.
1271
01:04:44,810 --> 01:04:47,733
You know, there's a back room with a sofa.
1272
01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:52,094
- Are you drunk, 'cause I could...
1273
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,713
- No, follow me.
1274
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:08,211
Is this okay?
1275
01:05:08,277 --> 01:05:10,703
- Oh, yeah, it's nice.
1276
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,253
Do you come here a lot?
1277
01:05:19,537 --> 01:05:20,344
- Hmm?
1278
01:05:20,410 --> 01:05:22,133
- Have you been here before?
1279
01:05:30,870 --> 01:05:35,123
Uh, uh, Sally, can I ask you a question?
1280
01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:37,573
- Sure.
1281
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:45,040
- You've done this, I've
never done this before.
1282
01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:47,513
So why me?
1283
01:05:50,651 --> 01:05:52,463
- You seem nice.
1284
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:57,037
The opposite of most guys I've been with.
1285
01:06:01,370 --> 01:06:05,134
It turns out, most guys really are pigs.
1286
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,823
- I'm not a pig, am I?
1287
01:06:10,010 --> 01:06:12,094
- If you're asking the question
1288
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,733
because you think that you might be one,
1289
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,414
it means you have a conscience
1290
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:23,480
and, therefore, no, you
definitely are not a pig.
1291
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,300
- That's good to know.
1292
01:06:50,490 --> 01:06:54,444
- What do you think, who do
you think he's doing in there?
1293
01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:55,510
- I don't know, man.
1294
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,794
I swear to God, if he loses that rock
1295
01:06:57,860 --> 01:06:59,734
or gets caught or something!
1296
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,614
- Dude, you're freaking out, right, man?
1297
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,594
Chill, it'll be all right.
1298
01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:03,924
- It shouldn't take him
more than 10 seconds.
1299
01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:04,974
He should be out here by now.
1300
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,563
- Maybe he's doubling up.
1301
01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:10,733
- All right, it's 10:40, I'm going in.
1302
01:07:12,210 --> 01:07:13,043
- Let's do this!
1303
01:07:17,570 --> 01:07:19,987
(chattering)
1304
01:07:26,598 --> 01:07:28,106
- One more time, one more time.
1305
01:07:28,172 --> 01:07:31,021
(chattering)
1306
01:07:31,087 --> 01:07:32,004
- You suck!
1307
01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:37,335
(shouting)
1308
01:07:39,011 --> 01:07:41,959
- Oh, way to like spill it on my back.
1309
01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:43,448
- I bet you like that, huh?
1310
01:07:43,514 --> 01:07:45,764
(shouting)
1311
01:07:51,188 --> 01:07:52,422
- Miss!
1312
01:07:52,488 --> 01:07:54,905
(chattering)
1313
01:07:57,068 --> 01:07:58,230
- You can do it, let's go!
1314
01:07:58,296 --> 01:07:59,096
- I got it.
1315
01:07:59,156 --> 01:08:01,406
(shouting)
1316
01:08:04,503 --> 01:08:06,384
- I am so fucking twisted.
1317
01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:08,174
This stuff is so amazing.
1318
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,073
- It is.
1319
01:08:12,550 --> 01:08:14,914
Save some for me.
- Okay.
1320
01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:17,358
- Finish your game now, faggot.
1321
01:08:17,424 --> 01:08:18,257
- What the fuck?
1322
01:08:20,926 --> 01:08:22,454
- I can't believe she's not here yet.
1323
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:25,159
- I know, can you believe
what she did with him?
1324
01:08:25,225 --> 01:08:26,617
Homewrecker.
1325
01:08:26,683 --> 01:08:27,909
- [Girl] Oh, hi, guys.
1326
01:08:27,975 --> 01:08:30,392
(chattering)
1327
01:08:34,367 --> 01:08:36,617
- Sorry about that!
- Okay.
1328
01:08:38,488 --> 01:08:39,655
And I'm drunk.
1329
01:08:40,574 --> 01:08:41,732
- Where'd you get that ball?
1330
01:08:41,798 --> 01:08:43,367
- Man, I took it from
the fucking pool table.
1331
01:08:43,433 --> 01:08:44,843
It's a shitty sport.
1332
01:08:46,780 --> 01:08:48,998
- Come on, come on, make this shot.
1333
01:08:49,064 --> 01:08:50,348
- All right, bitch.
- I got this, I got this.
1334
01:08:50,414 --> 01:08:52,145
- All right, move it.
1335
01:08:52,211 --> 01:08:55,232
(chattering)
1336
01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:56,298
Drunk bitch.
1337
01:08:57,961 --> 01:08:59,484
My quarter now.
1338
01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:01,277
- Hey, we need a replacement.
1339
01:09:01,343 --> 01:09:02,143
Anybody?
1340
01:09:02,176 --> 01:09:02,976
Hey!
1341
01:09:03,009 --> 01:09:03,945
Justin.
- Faggot.
1342
01:09:04,011 --> 01:09:04,811
- Come on.
- Me?
1343
01:09:04,844 --> 01:09:06,234
- [Matt] Come on,
Peterson, are you a pussy?
1344
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:09,990
- Oh, fuck that, let's do this, come on.
1345
01:09:10,056 --> 01:09:11,698
- Come on.
1346
01:09:11,764 --> 01:09:12,597
All right.
1347
01:09:14,982 --> 01:09:15,982
We got this.
1348
01:09:17,148 --> 01:09:18,714
- [Party-Goer] You suck, you suck.
1349
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:19,580
- No!
- Come on.
1350
01:09:19,627 --> 01:09:21,834
- [Matt] Someone gets
lost in the muscle sauce,
1351
01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:23,050
trying to play catcher.
1352
01:09:23,908 --> 01:09:25,382
- Hey, Amber.
1353
01:09:25,448 --> 01:09:26,494
- Hey.
- Hey.
1354
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:27,824
This is an awesome party.
1355
01:09:27,890 --> 01:09:28,754
- Yeah.
1356
01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:31,183
- So Cindy's parents
don't mind about all this?
1357
01:09:31,249 --> 01:09:32,191
- They're in Barbados.
1358
01:09:32,257 --> 01:09:34,007
- Oh, that's awesome.
1359
01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:37,874
I was wondering, have you
seen Sean around anywhere?
1360
01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:39,133
- No, try outside.
1361
01:09:40,190 --> 01:09:43,284
- Yeah, I looked outside,
but what about upstairs?
1362
01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:44,411
- In the bedrooms?
1363
01:09:44,477 --> 01:09:46,394
(chuckling)
1364
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:47,260
- Yeah.
- All I know
1365
01:09:47,293 --> 01:09:48,323
is I haven't seen him.
1366
01:09:48,389 --> 01:09:49,189
- All right.
1367
01:09:49,222 --> 01:09:50,514
Listen, I was wondering if maybe sometime
1368
01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:53,080
you wanted to go out to
dinner and a movie, maybe?
1369
01:09:53,978 --> 01:09:56,364
- Aw, thank you!
1370
01:09:56,430 --> 01:10:00,084
But, you know, I'm kinda seeing
Matt Waite right now, so.
1371
01:10:00,150 --> 01:10:01,984
- Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna
1372
01:10:02,050 --> 01:10:03,269
definitely see you later, okay?
1373
01:10:03,335 --> 01:10:05,352
- Okay.
- All right.
1374
01:10:05,418 --> 01:10:09,001
(pulsing electronic music)
1375
01:10:12,579 --> 01:10:16,717
- Okay, well, I'm going
to go freshen up a bit.
1376
01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:20,605
- I'll come find you.
1377
01:10:20,671 --> 01:10:21,471
- [Sally] Okay.
1378
01:10:21,507 --> 01:10:25,090
(pulsing electronic music)
1379
01:10:31,690 --> 01:10:32,532
- Hey!
1380
01:10:32,598 --> 01:10:36,348
(pulsing instrumental music)
1381
01:11:01,050 --> 01:11:02,480
You smell nice.
1382
01:11:02,546 --> 01:11:04,274
- (chuckles) Hey.
1383
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:07,067
- Why haven't I ever noticed
you have such a cute ass?
1384
01:11:07,133 --> 01:11:08,654
(Sean chuckles nervously)
1385
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,409
Come on, let me just suck it.
1386
01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:11,604
- Dude, dude, what are you doing?
1387
01:11:11,670 --> 01:11:12,623
What, dude!
1388
01:11:13,830 --> 01:11:14,630
Stop!
1389
01:11:14,663 --> 01:11:17,624
(Sean screams)
- Don't struggle.
1390
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:18,844
- [Sean] This won't fly, I can't!
1391
01:11:18,910 --> 01:11:20,119
- Oh, Jesus, dude, throw me the rock,
1392
01:11:20,185 --> 01:11:20,985
get rid of it!
1393
01:11:21,018 --> 01:11:24,208
(pulsing electronic music)
1394
01:11:24,274 --> 01:11:25,502
- Oh my God, what the?
1395
01:11:25,568 --> 01:11:26,586
Oh my God!
1396
01:11:26,652 --> 01:11:30,235
(pulsing electronic music)
1397
01:11:33,910 --> 01:11:36,327
(chattering)
1398
01:11:38,079 --> 01:11:40,015
- Amber, Amber, come here.
1399
01:11:40,081 --> 01:11:43,271
I wanna show you something, come here.
1400
01:11:43,337 --> 01:11:44,224
Do you wanna go upstairs?
1401
01:11:44,290 --> 01:11:45,144
- Sure.
1402
01:11:45,210 --> 01:11:46,356
- All right, come here.
1403
01:11:46,422 --> 01:11:48,839
(chattering)
1404
01:11:51,463 --> 01:11:52,440
- Nothing.
1405
01:11:52,506 --> 01:11:54,154
(shouting)
1406
01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:56,452
- Diaz, let's go, Freddy!
1407
01:11:56,518 --> 01:11:57,987
Come on, take a little sip.
1408
01:11:58,053 --> 01:12:00,243
- [Matt] All right, all right, all right.
1409
01:12:00,309 --> 01:12:03,077
(shouting)
1410
01:12:03,143 --> 01:12:03,976
- Diaz!
1411
01:12:06,482 --> 01:12:07,587
- [Matt] All right, one
more, one more, one more,
1412
01:12:07,653 --> 01:12:08,584
one more, one more.
1413
01:12:08,650 --> 01:12:11,421
(chattering)
1414
01:12:11,487 --> 01:12:13,737
(shouting)
1415
01:12:18,744 --> 01:12:20,097
- [Party-Goers] Drink,
drink, drink, drink,
1416
01:12:20,163 --> 01:12:22,268
drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink,
1417
01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:23,266
drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
1418
01:12:23,332 --> 01:12:26,515
drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.
1419
01:12:26,581 --> 01:12:28,831
(shouting)
1420
01:12:35,938 --> 01:12:40,438
(laughing)
(retching)
1421
01:12:41,519 --> 01:12:42,575
- [Party=goer] Oh my God!
1422
01:12:42,641 --> 01:12:44,536
- You mother-faggot.
1423
01:12:44,602 --> 01:12:45,994
My grandmother gave me this shirt.
1424
01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:47,251
What's wrong with you?
1425
01:12:47,317 --> 01:12:49,734
(chattering)
1426
01:12:52,109 --> 01:12:53,922
- Oh, get the fuck outta here!
1427
01:12:53,988 --> 01:12:57,468
(pulsing electronic music)
1428
01:12:57,534 --> 01:12:59,096
- Wait, wait, wait.
1429
01:12:59,162 --> 01:13:00,812
I actually kind of like the dark.
1430
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:04,133
- Whatever you want, sweetie, anything.
1431
01:13:05,791 --> 01:13:09,374
(pulsing electronic music)
1432
01:13:15,790 --> 01:13:16,623
- Amber, wait.
1433
01:13:19,431 --> 01:13:22,624
- I want you to know,
I've never, you know.
1434
01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:24,574
- No, trust me, I know.
1435
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,854
- It feels so strange.
1436
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,311
- Strange like you don't wanna do this?
1437
01:13:28,377 --> 01:13:30,134
- No, of course, I do.
1438
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,604
It's just I can't believe
you and I have never.
1439
01:13:32,670 --> 01:13:34,264
- That's because you really don't...
1440
01:13:34,330 --> 01:13:36,184
- Whatever you want, Ryan Wilson.
1441
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,223
I'm yours.
1442
01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:41,123
- Amber, wait.
1443
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:42,960
I can't do this.
1444
01:13:42,993 --> 01:13:44,114
- Is it me?
1445
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,684
Oh, you want me to go down, okay.
1446
01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:46,550
- No, no, no, no.
1447
01:13:46,583 --> 01:13:49,413
I don't need you, I just
realized I don't have a condom.
1448
01:13:50,270 --> 01:13:51,814
- Are you serious?
1449
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:53,184
Look, I'm so ready for this.
1450
01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:54,634
- No, Amber, trust me.
1451
01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:58,294
I am crazy about you, it's
just that this is wrong.
1452
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,193
I'm sorry.
1453
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,434
- [Justin] Oh my God, dude.
1454
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:06,601
All right, all right,
all right, tell me, bro,
1455
01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:08,144
was it really wet?
1456
01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:11,624
- Yeah, and hot, but the good hot.
1457
01:14:11,690 --> 01:14:13,044
- [Justin] Oh my God, that is amazing!
1458
01:14:13,110 --> 01:14:16,014
- Yeah, but you know, right?
1459
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,774
- Oh, about Easy Beasley, yeah,
everybody knows about that.
1460
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:20,134
I'm talking about Diaz almost getting
1461
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,944
his mouth all over your dick, dude.
1462
01:14:22,010 --> 01:14:23,224
I heard you got some of that cock
1463
01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:24,890
you were talking about earlier.
1464
01:14:24,956 --> 01:14:26,004
- [Sean] Okay.
1465
01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:29,434
- Oh, stud muffin, tell
me, was she amazing?
1466
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,451
- Yeah, man, she was amazing.
1467
01:14:30,517 --> 01:14:31,814
- All right, well, you have to tell me
1468
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:32,974
all about it later, but, for now,
1469
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,647
please, give me the rock.
1470
01:14:35,713 --> 01:14:37,773
- I don't think it's
such a good idea, dude.
1471
01:14:38,846 --> 01:14:40,654
- What are you talking
about, are you fucking crazy?
1472
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,604
- Yeah, fair is fair.
1473
01:14:41,670 --> 01:14:43,504
- Give me the goddamn rock.
1474
01:14:43,570 --> 01:14:44,537
- I couldn't do it, all right?
1475
01:14:44,603 --> 01:14:45,964
I pussyed out.
1476
01:14:46,030 --> 01:14:47,414
- Bullshit, you expect us to believe
1477
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:49,494
that you didn't get with
the finest piece of ass
1478
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:50,327
that goes to our high school?
1479
01:14:50,393 --> 01:14:52,834
- Dude, this is so wrong, all right?
1480
01:14:52,900 --> 01:14:55,244
These girls think that we're
untouchables, all right?
1481
01:14:55,310 --> 01:14:56,154
They don't even like us.
1482
01:14:56,220 --> 01:14:57,724
The only reason why they
wanna have sex with us
1483
01:14:57,790 --> 01:14:59,404
is because of this fucking rock.
1484
01:14:59,470 --> 01:15:01,513
It's like date rape, it's sick.
1485
01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:04,934
- Are you fucking crazy?
1486
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,664
All of a sudden, you're a fucking saint?
1487
01:15:06,730 --> 01:15:08,384
Look, just because you
can't take advantage
1488
01:15:08,450 --> 01:15:10,884
of the best thing that's
ever happened to guys ever,
1489
01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:12,494
doesn't mean I feel the same way.
1490
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,004
You and Sean had your chance.
1491
01:15:14,070 --> 01:15:15,654
Now give me the fucking
rock, it's my turn.
1492
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,320
- I'm not giving it to you, man.
1493
01:15:19,133 --> 01:15:20,211
- [Justin] Give me the fucking rock.
1494
01:15:20,277 --> 01:15:22,071
- Get outta here, dude, I'm
not giving you the rock.
1495
01:15:22,137 --> 01:15:22,937
- If you don't give me that rock,
1496
01:15:22,970 --> 01:15:23,884
you're fucking dead, all right?
1497
01:15:23,950 --> 01:15:25,134
You're fucking dead!
1498
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:27,360
- Well, you're just gonna
have to take it from me, man.
1499
01:15:30,268 --> 01:15:31,411
- [Justin] Give me the...
1500
01:15:31,477 --> 01:15:32,964
- Fuck, get off of me, man!
1501
01:15:33,030 --> 01:15:33,830
What's wrong with you?
1502
01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:34,961
(fleshy smack)
(grunting)
1503
01:15:35,027 --> 01:15:37,870
- Give me the fucking rock.
(fleshy smacks)
1504
01:15:38,862 --> 01:15:40,195
Fucking asshole.
1505
01:15:41,201 --> 01:15:42,284
Fucking shit.
1506
01:15:45,286 --> 01:15:48,703
(funky electronic music)
1507
01:15:51,683 --> 01:15:54,059
- Cindy, hey, you and me, upstairs.
1508
01:15:54,125 --> 01:15:55,272
- Okay.
- Let's go.
1509
01:15:55,338 --> 01:15:57,755
(chattering)
1510
01:16:03,554 --> 01:16:05,174
- It's weird, you know, man?
1511
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:10,240
You and Justin have been
friends since like forever.
1512
01:16:10,310 --> 01:16:11,110
- Yeah, well, we didn't know Diaz
1513
01:16:11,143 --> 01:16:12,780
was a gay virgin, either, did we?
1514
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:15,633
- No.
1515
01:16:19,569 --> 01:16:21,404
- I think my parents are
getting a divorce, man.
1516
01:16:21,470 --> 01:16:22,763
- Shit, man.
1517
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:25,623
I'm sorry.
1518
01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:27,847
What are you gonna do?
1519
01:16:27,913 --> 01:16:30,584
- Here's your fucking rock
back, you stupid pussy.
1520
01:16:30,650 --> 01:16:32,034
- Justin, where you going, man?
1521
01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:32,970
Ryan's...
1522
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,324
What are we gonna do about the rock?
1523
01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:38,584
- I'll take care of it, dude.
1524
01:16:38,650 --> 01:16:39,534
- What are you gonna do with it?
1525
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,100
- I said I'll take care of it!
1526
01:16:44,928 --> 01:16:47,845
(moody rock music)
1527
01:17:02,279 --> 01:17:07,279
♪ I don't want to go it alone ♪
1528
01:17:10,115 --> 01:17:13,254
♪ I don't want to go it alone ♪
1529
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,153
- [Justin] Ryan.
1530
01:17:18,910 --> 01:17:20,234
- How'd you find me here?
1531
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:22,744
- We've been best friends
since we were seven, dude.
1532
01:17:22,810 --> 01:17:24,010
You run when you're mad.
1533
01:17:25,820 --> 01:17:27,220
- What the fuck do you want?
1534
01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:30,814
- Just wanna say I'm sorry, dude.
1535
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,904
I mean, last night, this
whole thing with the rock,
1536
01:17:33,970 --> 01:17:37,963
it's just I don't wanna
lose my best friend, right?
1537
01:17:39,570 --> 01:17:42,344
- Who sounds like the pussy now, huh?
1538
01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:44,583
- I guess I resemble that remark a little.
1539
01:17:45,450 --> 01:17:47,414
- A little like your baby Peterson?
1540
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:48,563
- Fuck off, dude.
1541
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,954
- Yeah, I guess we're cool.
1542
01:17:53,020 --> 01:17:54,347
- Good.
1543
01:17:54,413 --> 01:17:55,394
So I wanna tell you this new plan
1544
01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:56,560
about us getting laid.
1545
01:17:57,790 --> 01:18:00,454
- (chuckles) Do I even wanna hear this?
1546
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,964
- Swingers clubs, dude.
1547
01:18:02,030 --> 01:18:03,294
All right, we pay 50 bucks,
1548
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,014
and these wives just like split up
1549
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:05,880
with their husbands for it.
1550
01:18:05,913 --> 01:18:07,874
- Where do you get these ideas?
1551
01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:09,154
- Where do I get all my ideas?
1552
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:10,363
They just come to me.
1553
01:18:11,684 --> 01:18:12,517
- Right.
1554
01:18:14,851 --> 01:18:16,827
- All right, man, we good?
1555
01:18:16,893 --> 01:18:18,476
- Yeah.
- All right.
1556
01:18:20,090 --> 01:18:22,144
What'd you do with the rock, anyway?
1557
01:18:22,210 --> 01:18:24,034
- I figured we'd use it one last time.
1558
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:24,954
I gave it to the two people who need
1559
01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:26,627
it way more than we do.
- Awesome.
1560
01:18:26,693 --> 01:18:29,110
(rock music)
1561
01:18:45,390 --> 01:18:46,740
- Well, that was the movie.
1562
01:18:48,790 --> 01:18:50,633
- I've seen better, I've gotta tell you.
1563
01:18:51,710 --> 01:18:53,657
No explosions, no car chases.
1564
01:18:53,723 --> 01:18:55,564
- Oh, please.
1565
01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:57,449
It was romantic, I loved it.
1566
01:18:57,515 --> 01:18:58,580
- Hey there, stud.
1567
01:18:58,646 --> 01:19:01,313
(girls chatter)
1568
01:19:03,734 --> 01:19:05,418
- What is this, what's going on?
1569
01:19:05,484 --> 01:19:06,965
- I told you, the ladies can't keep
1570
01:19:07,031 --> 01:19:07,831
their hands off me.
1571
01:19:07,864 --> 01:19:09,667
- Hey, beefcake.
1572
01:19:09,733 --> 01:19:11,797
- Come here, big daddy.
1573
01:19:11,863 --> 01:19:13,280
- How can you be?
1574
01:19:15,370 --> 01:19:17,504
Girls, ladies!
1575
01:19:17,570 --> 01:19:19,414
Let me make something clear.
1576
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:23,594
He may not be perfect, we
may argue from time to time,
1577
01:19:23,660 --> 01:19:26,454
I may not always give him all
the attention he deserves,
1578
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,384
but this is my man!
1579
01:19:28,450 --> 01:19:32,054
And nobody's allowed to put
their hands on him anywhere
1580
01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:36,034
or take him home and make
love to him, except me!
1581
01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:36,933
Now get out!
1582
01:19:41,645 --> 01:19:42,978
Come here, baby.
1583
01:19:52,271 --> 01:19:55,938
(sultry instrumental music)
1584
01:19:57,607 --> 01:20:00,203
Oh, Daddy, oh, Daddy.
1585
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,394
Come here, tiger.
1586
01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:04,641
Whoa.
1587
01:20:04,707 --> 01:20:07,060
- Give me some of that jiggy-boo, baby.
1588
01:20:07,126 --> 01:20:09,376
(laughing)
1589
01:20:11,380 --> 01:20:13,880
- [Mom] You are hot, hot, hot!
1590
01:20:15,012 --> 01:20:15,845
Oh, baby!
1591
01:20:18,807 --> 01:20:20,284
- Well, Amber, I'm sorry
that you can't acknowledge
1592
01:20:20,350 --> 01:20:22,800
that Changling is the
greatest movie of all time.
1593
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,734
No, I am being serious.
- Oh, baby!
1594
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,833
- I can't hear you, it's my parents.
1595
01:20:31,090 --> 01:20:33,333
Anyways, are you going to Ava's party?
1596
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:35,984
Nah, I heard it's supposed to be great.
1597
01:20:36,050 --> 01:20:37,682
I think they're getting a keg,
1598
01:20:37,748 --> 01:20:38,852
and I was thinking that maybe we could,
1599
01:20:38,918 --> 01:20:40,024
I don't know, go together?
1600
01:20:40,090 --> 01:20:41,014
- Okay.
1601
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:41,913
- Yeah?
1602
01:20:47,147 --> 01:20:49,730
(water hisses)
1603
01:21:03,690 --> 01:21:05,944
- Are you sure you wanna do this?
1604
01:21:06,010 --> 01:21:07,110
- Yeah, I'm sure, man.
1605
01:21:08,110 --> 01:21:09,784
- What are we doing up here, anyway?
1606
01:21:09,850 --> 01:21:12,144
- It's a long story and, believe me,
1607
01:21:12,210 --> 01:21:14,160
if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
1608
01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:17,850
- What's with the rock?
1609
01:21:19,350 --> 01:21:21,284
- Found it on Mr. Rosenbaum's field trip.
1610
01:21:21,350 --> 01:21:22,183
It's a fetish.
1611
01:21:23,060 --> 01:21:24,474
- You mean like when you get off
1612
01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,824
from being choked during sex?
1613
01:21:26,890 --> 01:21:28,374
- Well, that's enough talk.
1614
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,583
Let's just throw it.
1615
01:21:30,580 --> 01:21:32,314
- [Sally] Can I throw it?
1616
01:21:32,380 --> 01:21:33,213
- Yeah, sure.
1617
01:21:37,473 --> 01:21:40,144
Oh my God, Sally, anyone
ever tell you that...
1618
01:21:40,210 --> 01:21:42,023
- [Justin] The hottest girl ever.
1619
01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:45,414
- No, but thanks.
1620
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:47,982
- Hey, I'd throw that thing if I were you.
1621
01:21:48,048 --> 01:21:48,881
- Okay.
1622
01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:53,056
(water hisses)
1623
01:21:58,827 --> 01:22:00,154
- You never did it.
1624
01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:01,307
- I couldn't after what you said.
1625
01:22:01,373 --> 01:22:04,754
It made me guilty, I got whisky dick.
1626
01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:07,694
- You mean neither of you two guys
1627
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,353
actually did anything?
1628
01:22:09,419 --> 01:22:10,983
- What, what are we talking about?
1629
01:22:11,049 --> 01:22:12,564
What's going on?
- Nothing!
1630
01:22:12,630 --> 01:22:14,634
And when it comes to these two virgins,
1631
01:22:14,700 --> 01:22:15,653
I mean nothing.
1632
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,126
Come on, let's go.
1633
01:22:18,192 --> 01:22:19,442
- [Sally] Okay.
1634
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:23,184
- Oh, well, I guess that's that.
1635
01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:24,124
- Yeah.
1636
01:22:24,190 --> 01:22:26,064
Well, who needs magical powers anyway
1637
01:22:26,130 --> 01:22:27,794
when you're all that?
1638
01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:29,804
- I mean, right, we'll get
laid when the time's right.
1639
01:22:29,870 --> 01:22:31,234
- Yeah.
1640
01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:32,614
- So tell me about this swingers thing.
1641
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,914
- Oh yeah, it's advertised online.
1642
01:22:34,980 --> 01:22:38,104
These married chicks, right,
they swap partners and stuff.
1643
01:22:38,170 --> 01:22:39,944
- Wait, wait, wait, how old are they?
1644
01:22:40,010 --> 01:22:41,494
- I'm pretty sure they wouldn't appreciate
1645
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,720
us asking that, but,
anyway, these married.
1646
01:22:46,677 --> 01:22:50,094
(percussive rock music)
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