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Episode Title: "The Brave Little Squire"

Once upon a time, in a faraway land,

there was a lowly mouse,

who dreamed of being the greatest knight

in all the kingdom.

Good citizens, today, we honor Sir Mortimer.

Sir Mortimer's my own personal hero.

One day, I'm gonna be a knight just like him.

Shh!

For saving the kingdom

from the fearsome fire-breathing dragon,

I award you the Medal of Courage.

Booyah!

Yes, being a brave dragon-slaying knight

is a dangerous business.

Just ask my former squire.

He certainly couldn't stand the heat.

But his misfortune is your opportunity.

Who among you have the right stuff to be my new squire?

- I... - Here. I'll be your squire.

No. I'll be your squire.

Pick me! Pick me!

Mortimer! Mortimer!

Hmm.

Woo-hoo!

Perfect.

And so, the young lad's dreams

seemed closer than ever.

One day, I hope to be a great knight like you.

Brave and bold and chivalrous.

- You're so chivalrous! - Yeah, whatever, kid.

Huh? Whoa!

Looks like there's some troll trouble ahead.

- Oh, my. He's a big fella. - Your sword, My Lord.

Whoa, hey, wait, uh, pump the brakes, kid!

To be a knight, the first thing

you have to learn is, how to use strategy.

Knight lessons.

What we need is a distraction, that would be you,

to get the troll's attention.

Then I'll swoop in and smite him.

So, do I get a weapon?

Uh... Yeah. Uh, um...

Here. I bestow unto thee,

this, um, wooden spoon.

Wooden spoon?

Distraction!

Come and get me, you big meanie!

Huh?

Wow. No, no, no, no, no!

Ah. Oh, hey! Go away, tongue.

Whoa!

Huh?

Oh, whoa!

Sir Mortimer has vanquished the beast!

Sir Mortimer had saved the day.

But the little squire was unsure

of what the knight had actually done.

Still, the kingdom was filled with dangers,

and the knight's talents were needed again.

You distract them

and I'll swoop in and save the day!

Okay. Uh...

You are gonna swoop in, though, right?

- On my honor as a knight. - Then you can count on me.

Have at thee, foul fiends.

- Distraction, distraction, distraction! - Ah!

Foul fiends,

Sir Mortimer has vanquished thee.

What the heck?

The more adventures they had,

the more the squire realized that he did all the work,

while Sir Mortimer took all the credit.

Soon, the poor little squire became disillusioned.

Ye olde village noticeboard.

Now, how should I spread my glory today?

Hm. An ogre? No. Giant? No.

Ooh, the plague's in town.

- Problem, pal? - Yeah!

You're supposed to be the greatest knight

in the kingdom, honorable and brave,

but you don't actually do anything.

Look, kid, squires like you are a dime a dozen.

You wanna be a knight like me,

then you suck it up and do as I say.

Well, if being a knight means being like you...

then I don't wanna be a knight!

All I ever dreamt of was being a knight.

Goodbye, dream.

A dragon?

Queen Minnie. The kingdom!

They're in trouble!

So, I looked him straight in the eye

and then, I smite-ted him.

And yet, your armor's still shiny and clean.

Hm? A dragon!

Oh, thank goodness you're... here.

Help! Sir Mortimer, your queen needs you!

Gangway!

- Out of my way, squire. - But you're a knight!

You're supposed to protect the Queen!

No, I'm a coward. And I don't wanna die.

Charge!

Raise the drawbridge!

Oh, no.

And stay out! Sir Mortimer has...

- Hip, hip, hooray! - Hip, hip, hooray!

And so, the brave little squire

was knighted by Queen Minnie.

Mortimer was revealed for the fraud he was.

And Mickey's dream came true,

as he became the greatest knight

that ever lived.

The end.