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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:19,616 --> 00:00:24,616 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,288 Brad? 4 00:01:20,655 --> 00:01:21,823 Help me, Brad! 5 00:01:23,893 --> 00:01:24,726 Brad! 6 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:37,199 ♪ I overcame the coup, you look like a dinosaur, ♪ 7 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:44,206 ♪ You turned on the tails, better I was once hardcore, ♪ 8 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:49,111 ♪ I know you're into jazz, ♪ 9 00:02:49,145 --> 00:02:52,680 ♪ don't leave without a second pour, ♪ 10 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:56,052 ♪ Before you pack your bags, ♪ 11 00:02:56,085 --> 00:02:59,788 ♪ And drove away a second more, ♪ 12 00:02:59,821 --> 00:03:04,793 ♪ I know you made it, I know you need it, ♪ 13 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:11,534 ♪ I know you're funny, ♪ 14 00:03:13,335 --> 00:03:18,340 ♪ I know you love it, I know you need it, ♪ 15 00:03:20,009 --> 00:03:25,014 ♪ I love you munchkin, yeah, ♪ 16 00:03:26,848 --> 00:03:31,853 ♪ I just sold a blow, smokin' on a cigarette, ♪ 17 00:03:33,621 --> 00:03:38,626 ♪ You're just into pops, livin' in your lonely crib, ♪ 18 00:03:39,794 --> 00:03:43,631 ♪ Yeah, you're living in your room, ♪ 19 00:03:43,665 --> 00:03:48,670 ♪ Bigger than your own shit, living in the shit, ♪ 20 00:03:53,876 --> 00:03:58,881 ♪ Is this a whole war, is it better now with something more, ♪ 21 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:04,153 ♪ Now we've said too much, ♪ 22 00:04:04,186 --> 00:04:05,020 Brad. 23 00:04:06,555 --> 00:04:07,356 Brad. 24 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,363 Bradley! 25 00:04:14,396 --> 00:04:15,231 Hey. 26 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,235 What's up? 27 00:04:23,405 --> 00:04:25,141 Howard doesn't aim anymore. 28 00:04:27,009 --> 00:04:29,478 Sorry kid, you know I can't bend over. 29 00:04:29,512 --> 00:04:32,047 Mom, don't say bend over, that's weird. 30 00:04:32,081 --> 00:04:37,086 Please, I've been saying bend over forever, gimme a break. 31 00:04:38,287 --> 00:04:41,090 God, I wish I was in this tub right now. 32 00:04:41,123 --> 00:04:45,294 This is what happens when you don't go to college. 33 00:04:51,033 --> 00:04:52,301 Thank you! 34 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,835 Whatever. 35 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,089 Sorry Howard. 36 00:05:39,448 --> 00:05:40,683 Yo Kirk, come hit this! 37 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:41,550 Go, go. 38 00:05:55,531 --> 00:05:57,900 ♪ I don't want you weaving my life. ♪ 39 00:05:57,933 --> 00:05:59,767 Hey asshole. 40 00:06:00,868 --> 00:06:02,404 That's so rude. 41 00:06:02,438 --> 00:06:04,940 Why did she just call me that, dude? 42 00:06:04,974 --> 00:06:06,375 Excuse me. 43 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,744 Oh great, somebody readjusted my drums. 44 00:06:09,777 --> 00:06:11,313 That's really nice. 45 00:06:11,347 --> 00:06:13,582 What if you guys came in to use your guitar, 46 00:06:13,616 --> 00:06:16,285 and the fuckin' strap was all fuckin' hiked up, 47 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:19,355 you know, it's like, fuck, you know? 48 00:06:19,388 --> 00:06:20,456 You guys ready? 49 00:06:20,489 --> 00:06:21,924 - Al, Mark? - No. 50 00:06:21,957 --> 00:06:25,728 All right, let's do it, one, two, three, four. 51 00:06:27,196 --> 00:06:29,131 One, two, three, four 52 00:06:30,332 --> 00:06:31,799 Yo, yo, Kirk, Kirk, Kirk, 53 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:34,136 I'm gonna count it off, we drive when you count it off, 54 00:06:34,169 --> 00:06:37,006 one, two, three, yo, I'm gonna count it off, 55 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:39,675 one, two, three, yo, I'm gonna count it off... 56 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,944 One, two, three, four... 57 00:06:41,977 --> 00:06:43,412 Uh oh, am I just not here? 58 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:47,449 Mark, Al, on my count, one, two, three, fuck you. 59 00:06:48,484 --> 00:06:50,386 One, two three, four. 60 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:52,955 No, fuck you, dude. 61 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:54,189 I don't wanna encourage you... 62 00:06:54,223 --> 00:06:55,457 Can I talk to you guys for a second? 63 00:06:55,491 --> 00:06:56,191 Yo, can I talk to you for a second? 64 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,638 One, two, three, four. 65 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:21,417 Fuck him, he fuckin' sucks guys, 66 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:23,385 he fuckin' really sucks. 67 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:25,187 Drummers count off songs, you guys know that, 68 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,955 everybody knows that, we all learned that in the beginning, 69 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,258 he tries to count off the song, that's not gonna work, 70 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:30,459 'cause drummers count off the song, 71 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:31,660 he counts the song, it doesn't work, 72 00:07:31,694 --> 00:07:32,328 drummer counts off the song, it's good... 73 00:07:32,361 --> 00:07:33,562 Listen... 74 00:07:33,595 --> 00:07:34,930 No no no no no, I will not dude, 75 00:07:34,963 --> 00:07:36,198 I need to make this point, 76 00:07:36,231 --> 00:07:39,568 it's that, it's either me or it's him. 77 00:07:39,601 --> 00:07:42,171 He writes all the songs, man. 78 00:07:42,204 --> 00:07:44,673 You just play drums, hold on, 79 00:07:44,707 --> 00:07:47,810 I don't know why we can't just defer this to next weekend, 80 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,978 we have a show on Saturday. 81 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:51,513 Just play drums? 82 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:54,383 That's what you think of me? 83 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:55,884 I don't mean it like that. 84 00:07:55,918 --> 00:07:57,119 You said it like that's what you fuckin' meant, 85 00:07:57,152 --> 00:07:58,787 like I'm not as important as him. 86 00:07:58,821 --> 00:08:00,956 Well, do you do anything other than play drums? 87 00:08:00,989 --> 00:08:04,526 I do lots of things, I introduce people to people, 88 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:05,728 I introduced you to Kirk, 89 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:06,562 you wouldn't even know that motherfucker 90 00:08:06,595 --> 00:08:08,063 if it wasn't for me. 91 00:08:08,097 --> 00:08:09,331 Thank you dude. 92 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:12,134 - I introduced you to Kirk. - Thank you. 93 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:13,001 - Was it you? - It was me. 94 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:13,936 No. 95 00:08:13,969 --> 00:08:15,137 You introduced me to Kirk, 96 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:16,405 I introduced Mark to Kirk. 97 00:08:16,438 --> 00:08:19,274 Guys, I'm the fuckin' rhythm, 98 00:08:19,308 --> 00:08:24,079 I'm the reason that the girls feel it in their bodies, man. 99 00:08:24,113 --> 00:08:26,782 Why don't you guys just try to, I don't know, 100 00:08:26,815 --> 00:08:29,485 start the song at the same time? 101 00:08:30,619 --> 00:08:34,256 Oh my god, you're saying that we can just 102 00:08:34,289 --> 00:08:36,959 start the song at the same time, and stay both in the band. 103 00:08:36,992 --> 00:08:37,793 Yes. 104 00:08:37,826 --> 00:08:38,627 He can count off. 105 00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:39,862 Yeah. 106 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:40,963 And I can just let him count off. 107 00:08:40,996 --> 00:08:42,498 - Yeah. - Yeah. 108 00:08:42,531 --> 00:08:44,166 Okay okay okay okay, that sounds cool, I'm sorry guys, 109 00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:45,634 - I freaked out. - Sweet dude. 110 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:48,170 Dude, fuck you, you fuckin' piece of fuckin' dog shit, 111 00:08:48,203 --> 00:08:50,873 and fuck you, you married bitch. 112 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:59,581 You're not a bitch, man. 113 00:09:04,653 --> 00:09:06,155 Fuckin' asshole. 114 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,694 Robbie quit. 115 00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:16,799 Babe. 116 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,935 Robbie quit. 117 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:21,670 Okay. 118 00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:24,206 And we have a show Saturday. 119 00:09:28,377 --> 00:09:30,712 What about that kid from last weekend, what was his name? 120 00:09:30,746 --> 00:09:31,580 Hold on. 121 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,082 Do I know him? 122 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:34,950 Um, Tad. 123 00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:39,154 No, it's Brad, 124 00:09:39,188 --> 00:09:43,358 wasn't he in a band with your cousin's husband or whatever? 125 00:09:43,392 --> 00:09:47,362 No, his name was Tad, he responds to Tad. 126 00:09:47,396 --> 00:09:48,898 Was it Brad? 127 00:09:48,932 --> 00:09:50,632 His name is not Tad. 128 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:53,068 What was that band he was in called? 129 00:09:53,101 --> 00:09:54,536 Quantum Fangs? 130 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:58,373 No, no no no, no, I know him, he's cute, Tokyo Sunrise. 131 00:09:58,407 --> 00:10:00,542 - Tokyo Sunrise. - Tokyo Sunrise, 132 00:10:00,576 --> 00:10:02,010 whatever happened to them? 133 00:10:02,044 --> 00:10:03,412 No, their lead singer moved to Seattle. 134 00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:04,914 Brad? 135 00:10:04,948 --> 00:10:07,884 Aren't you talkin' about the drummer from last week? 136 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,084 Yes. 137 00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:10,519 He's got red fuckin' hair. 138 00:10:10,552 --> 00:10:14,456 Okay, well I don't see hair color, guys, 139 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:15,959 you know that about me. 140 00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:26,635 Hello? 141 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,704 Yo, Tad, Brad, it's Al, 142 00:10:28,737 --> 00:10:31,573 guitar player from Long Longs on Friday, what's good, man? 143 00:10:31,607 --> 00:10:32,541 Oh hey man, what's up? 144 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:34,042 How's it goin'? 145 00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:35,979 So we're lookin' for a drummer for this Saturday, 146 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,279 and possibly permanently, 147 00:10:37,312 --> 00:10:38,647 you're livin' in Phoenix now, right? 148 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,182 Yeah, yeah I am. 149 00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:42,484 Cool, so it's me and this guy Kirk, 150 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:43,719 he's our lead singer, 151 00:10:43,752 --> 00:10:46,288 bass player, songwriter, you know Kirk? 152 00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:47,756 Yeah, I know him. 153 00:10:47,789 --> 00:10:49,091 I mean, I don't know him personally, but I know of him, 154 00:10:49,124 --> 00:10:51,693 I love his stuff, yeah. 155 00:10:51,727 --> 00:10:56,198 Cool, so about Saturday, it's this bullshit local thing, 156 00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:58,367 but if you win they let you play a song on the news, 157 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,904 you should hear this fucking song we have man, it's insane. 158 00:11:00,937 --> 00:11:02,437 I'm gonna text you directions, 159 00:11:02,471 --> 00:11:04,908 but if I can have easy, you should probably head over now, 160 00:11:04,941 --> 00:11:06,174 and yeah... 161 00:11:11,647 --> 00:11:12,814 Hello? 162 00:11:12,848 --> 00:11:13,849 Yeah yeah yeah, sorry, text me the address, 163 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:15,183 I'm on my way right now. 164 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,953 All right. 165 00:11:27,964 --> 00:11:31,133 Ah, when is this kid gonna get here? 166 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,202 I'm so bored. 167 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,138 Oh shit, you know what I just remembered? 168 00:11:36,171 --> 00:11:37,072 What? 169 00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:38,407 That Morgan whatever the fuck, 170 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,275 his brother was in that band Garbageface, 171 00:11:40,309 --> 00:11:41,710 he plays the drums. 172 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,679 Garbageface, great name. 173 00:11:43,712 --> 00:11:45,681 Yeah, call him. 174 00:11:45,714 --> 00:11:46,983 Are you guys talkin' about Ritner? 175 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,150 Ritner. 176 00:11:48,183 --> 00:11:49,318 That's his name. 177 00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:50,319 Strange name. 178 00:11:50,352 --> 00:11:51,787 Oh, I know that guy. 179 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:54,323 I mean, my opinion, Brad's a way better drummer, 180 00:11:54,356 --> 00:11:57,026 there were no drums in Garbageface. 181 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:58,928 True, but Ritner knows people. 182 00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:01,898 Well, I mean, who can get here first? 183 00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:09,671 Yo, I'm on my way. 184 00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:10,907 Oh excellent. 185 00:12:11,807 --> 00:12:14,776 Yo yo yo, oh shit, oh shit. 186 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,012 Brad, hold on. 187 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,180 Sorry, Tiffany talked to Ritner, 188 00:12:18,213 --> 00:12:20,984 Kirk says first come, first play. 189 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,988 Okay, so Brad, little change of plans, 190 00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:26,388 I guess there's another drummer in the mix, 191 00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:28,256 Kirk's sayin' first come first play, 192 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,927 but I'm pullin' for you, bro. 193 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,793 Oof. 194 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:34,162 Okay, do you have the keys? 195 00:12:34,196 --> 00:12:35,764 We gotta go, he said there's another drummer. 196 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,000 In my purse, you know, 197 00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,500 I don't like this two drummers thing, 198 00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:39,434 they called you first... 199 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,669 Mom, where's your purse? 200 00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:41,470 It's on the floor behind me, honey, 201 00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:42,671 I can't twist around. 202 00:12:42,704 --> 00:12:43,605 I don't have time for this. 203 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,706 Well, where is this place? 204 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:45,874 It's in Tempe, it's not far. 205 00:12:45,908 --> 00:12:47,609 Okay, and who are these guys? 206 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,443 What do you know about them? 207 00:12:49,711 --> 00:12:50,947 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 208 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:52,514 What, did I leave the lights on again? 209 00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:53,950 I don't know, it's just not fucking starting! 210 00:12:53,983 --> 00:12:56,251 Okay, language, please, why the rush? 211 00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:58,553 Kirk said first come first play. 212 00:12:58,587 --> 00:13:00,089 And who is Kirk? 213 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:02,959 Who's Kirk? 214 00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:05,193 What are you? 215 00:13:05,227 --> 00:13:06,461 Mom, hold on. 216 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,297 Okay, you can just fix cars now? 217 00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:12,567 All right. 218 00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:14,037 Fucking bitch. 219 00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:14,870 Me? 220 00:13:14,904 --> 00:13:16,105 No, not you. 221 00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:17,606 This is what I don't like about the cursin', 222 00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:18,874 you don't know if you're talkin' to me, 223 00:13:18,908 --> 00:13:20,409 or the car, and now... 224 00:13:20,442 --> 00:13:21,610 What the fuck? 225 00:13:21,643 --> 00:13:22,844 I'm gonna call Triple A. 226 00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:24,246 Mom, Triple A could take a fucking hour. 227 00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:25,313 What do you want? 228 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,649 I don't know, I don' know, 229 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,850 it's not even about talent, 230 00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:30,686 it's about who's fucking car starts. 231 00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:35,657 Okay sweetheart, what do you even know about this band? 232 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:36,926 Honey... 233 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,527 I'm done mom, I'm done, I can't do it, 234 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:42,364 it's another band, another waste of fucking time. 235 00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,733 Sweetie, you're too hard on yourself, 236 00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:46,903 and you're usin' the F word like every sentence... 237 00:13:46,936 --> 00:13:48,971 Mom, people cuss when no other words will suffice... 238 00:13:49,005 --> 00:13:52,708 That's a great word, suffice is a great word. 239 00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:56,611 Okay, what about someone like Christopher Cross? 240 00:13:56,645 --> 00:13:59,048 I don't even know who that is. 241 00:13:59,082 --> 00:14:03,119 Five time Grammy award winner Christopher Cross. 242 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:07,489 Okay, okay, well, I mean, obviously, he's great. 243 00:14:07,522 --> 00:14:08,891 I have his CD, you can listen to it, 244 00:14:08,925 --> 00:14:10,392 I used to have all of his... 245 00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:11,928 Mom mom, what are you even talking about right now? 246 00:14:11,961 --> 00:14:13,795 Sorry, okay, my point is, 247 00:14:13,829 --> 00:14:16,966 you're not the first person who's car didn't start, okay? 248 00:14:16,999 --> 00:14:19,168 The people who make it are the ones that make it happen, 249 00:14:19,202 --> 00:14:20,836 car or no car, despite getting stranded... 250 00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:22,370 Okay, okay okay. 251 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,374 I'm gonna be in my 20s, living with my mom, 252 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,543 cleaning fucking Howard's piss. 253 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,912 Okay, why not just Howard's piss? 254 00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:31,513 Why F word, Howard's piss? 255 00:14:31,546 --> 00:14:33,015 What word won't suffice? 256 00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:35,784 It's words won't suffice, not a word won't suffice. 257 00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:36,685 I don't think that's right... 258 00:14:36,718 --> 00:14:38,054 - Yes it is. - No. 259 00:14:39,488 --> 00:14:44,392 Okay, I know someone who had to make it happen, guess. 260 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,762 Mom, I don't know, Christopher Cross? 261 00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:47,997 I don't know. 262 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:50,465 Not Christopher Cross, your dad. 263 00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:57,173 Daddy always made it happen, no matter what. 264 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:29,704 Hey, what's up guys? 265 00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:30,539 Oh fuck. 266 00:15:30,572 --> 00:15:31,807 Hey, what's up Al? 267 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,308 Hey bud. 268 00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:34,110 Thanks for calling me, thanks for thinkin of me, 269 00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:34,843 Mark, what's up man? 270 00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,045 Hey brother. 271 00:15:36,078 --> 00:15:36,979 I'm Brad. 272 00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:38,346 Hi, Tiffany, this is my place. 273 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,381 Hello Brad. 274 00:15:39,414 --> 00:15:41,217 Let's do this shit. 275 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,751 Hey, sorry I'm late, 276 00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:44,086 I mean, the car broke down on the way back from work, 277 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,621 and it was just a total shit show. 278 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,090 You okay? 279 00:15:48,124 --> 00:15:49,058 Yeah yeah, I'm fine, I just needed to make it happen, 280 00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:50,927 so I fuckin' ran here. 281 00:15:51,961 --> 00:15:53,495 Ritner here also, guys. 282 00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:54,563 - Oh hey Ritner... - Hi Ritner! 283 00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:56,065 What's up, buddy? 284 00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,266 Yeah, what's up is this fucking ginger motherfucker 285 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,935 just pushed me outside. 286 00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:00,169 No I didn't. 287 00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:01,103 What the fuck you talkin' about? 288 00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:03,206 We do not say push here, dude. 289 00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:04,806 He fuckin' laid hands on me, dude. 290 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,640 I did not. 291 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,143 Bullshit. 292 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,212 Well he looks like he ran here, he looks disgusting, 293 00:16:09,245 --> 00:16:10,812 he's sweaty as fuck, he looks awful, 294 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,248 so he's gonna go first. 295 00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:13,049 What? 296 00:16:13,082 --> 00:16:15,117 First come first play. 297 00:16:15,151 --> 00:16:16,052 Exactly. 298 00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:17,586 Well nobody told me that shit, 299 00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:19,021 I've been sittin' outside in my car for 10 minutes. 300 00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:20,223 Well maybe you shoulda been 301 00:16:20,256 --> 00:16:21,924 sittin' in here for 10 minutes dude, 302 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,192 just chill the fuck out. 303 00:16:23,226 --> 00:16:24,392 Okay, what's the tempo? 304 00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:26,595 Yo, you wearing drumming gloves, bro? 305 00:16:26,628 --> 00:16:27,997 Yeah, no sweat. 306 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,265 Bitch. 307 00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:32,201 Dude, it's like one, two, three, slack 'em. 308 00:16:32,235 --> 00:16:35,938 Okay, so one, two, three, shlack 'em. 309 00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:38,740 No, one, two, three, slack 'em. 310 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,910 Okay, I got it, let's go. 311 00:16:40,943 --> 00:16:41,810 It sounds easy, it's not though. 312 00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:42,744 I got it, I got it. 313 00:16:42,777 --> 00:16:44,379 All right. 314 00:16:44,412 --> 00:16:45,580 Will do. 315 00:16:45,614 --> 00:16:47,382 One, two, three. 316 00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:50,152 Yeah, okay, Ritner, you're up. 317 00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:50,987 No no no, I'm sorry, one more... 318 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,188 You're up. 319 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,122 I just need a sip of water... 320 00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:54,589 I told you, man, the intro. 321 00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:56,424 Kirk please, please, just give me a sip of water. 322 00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:57,659 It's Ritner's turn. 323 00:16:57,692 --> 00:16:59,962 You didn't play fill right, man. 324 00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:01,563 Slack 'em. 325 00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:02,999 Come on. 326 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,501 All right, you got the intro, man? 327 00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,204 Yeah man. 328 00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,172 We only have beer. 329 00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:13,142 That's awesome, thank you. 330 00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:15,211 I wanna see how insane this is, 331 00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:18,180 all right, your turn, one, two, three, 332 00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:21,951 Yes. 333 00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:32,061 ♪ I am rock and roll, ♪ 334 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:37,099 ♪ Let me in, let me out, take my soul, ♪ 335 00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:42,570 ♪ I am ready to go, ♪ 336 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,943 ♪ He is on the blocks, let the good times roll ♪ 337 00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:50,980 Ready y'all, pre-chorus, check it out, got it. 338 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,649 Whoa, you all right? 339 00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:56,319 Fuck, it's fuckin' sprained... 340 00:17:56,352 --> 00:17:57,420 Too aggressive on that... 341 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,354 Put me in coach. 342 00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,487 Brad, you're up, man. 343 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:00,923 My ankle's sprained, man. 344 00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:03,758 Hey, I'm sorry, the part's gotta beat the part. 345 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:07,063 Dude, move so Brad can get in. 346 00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,999 Horse shit. 347 00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:11,033 All right, you got it man? 348 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,268 Yeah, I won't mess it up. 349 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,103 You won't mess it up, all right. 350 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,271 All right, ready? 351 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,538 - One, two, three... - Whoa, whoa, 352 00:18:16,571 --> 00:18:18,473 wait a minute, I count it off dude, 353 00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:20,042 you don't have the microphone. 354 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:22,078 One, two, three, 355 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,739 Can I get more of my guitar, please? 356 00:18:50,772 --> 00:18:52,308 Does my guitar sound super dead? 357 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,242 You guys hear that? 358 00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:54,977 I got you maxed out, man. 359 00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:58,881 Yeah, still need more of me voice, check check, 360 00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:01,017 no sty-vo, hello? 361 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:04,552 Okay, I still can't hear my brand new tele. 362 00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:05,754 Brand new, so. 363 00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:08,723 We need some assistance, please. 364 00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:09,691 Wait. 365 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,662 Dude, you got that intro right? 366 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,399 Yeah yeah, I got it. 367 00:19:16,432 --> 00:19:18,100 All right, just don't rush it. 368 00:19:18,134 --> 00:19:19,201 Keep it chill, man. 369 00:19:19,235 --> 00:19:20,635 I won't rush it. 370 00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:22,537 Bro, come on, don't fuck with my stuff. 371 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,340 Do you want to cut through or not? 372 00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:26,008 You just, no, you boost the trebles, 373 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:29,111 you cut the mids, and then you crank it, did you try that? 374 00:19:29,145 --> 00:19:30,612 That's a great idea. 375 00:19:30,645 --> 00:19:32,281 Okay, wow, and you have your volumes up, right? 376 00:19:32,314 --> 00:19:33,516 Yeah, I have my volume up. 377 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,682 All right, play it. 378 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,885 Hold on, I'm sorry, 379 00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:37,719 can I just get a little more vocals for me? 380 00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,189 Drums need more Kirk, please. 381 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,023 Just a teech. 382 00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:41,957 A teech of it. 383 00:19:41,991 --> 00:19:43,558 Drummer boy wants a teet. 384 00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:47,363 I can only do one thing at a time. 385 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,664 Well start by doin' that. 386 00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:51,901 What's up guys? 387 00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:52,834 Hi. 388 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,537 Hi Brad. 389 00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,979 Hey, what's your band's name? 390 00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:04,846 Us? 391 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,616 No, the other band I'm lookin' at right now, yeah. 392 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:09,784 Baby. 393 00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:11,586 Oh, our band name is... 394 00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:12,821 Glad Fan. 395 00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:13,655 - No. - Nope. 396 00:20:13,688 --> 00:20:14,523 No. 397 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,460 The Moody Boys. 398 00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:18,327 Ew, no. 399 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,996 The Glad Fans, plural? 400 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,031 You already said that. 401 00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:24,934 Just one, Shtibe, one each. 402 00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:25,867 My bad. 403 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,802 Brad, it's your turn. 404 00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,338 Um, the Bangers? 405 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,143 No. 406 00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:35,177 Brad, that's literally the worst thing I've ever heard. 407 00:20:35,211 --> 00:20:36,512 I don't hate it. 408 00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:38,047 Does your bong have a name? 409 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,250 Okay, shut the fuck up, Al, go. 410 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,485 Pass. 411 00:20:42,518 --> 00:20:43,319 That's not how that works. 412 00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:44,587 Ken Rippy Jr. 413 00:20:45,753 --> 00:20:47,089 What? 414 00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:48,357 Ken Rippy Jr. 415 00:20:50,526 --> 00:20:52,027 I love that. 416 00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:54,662 Do you have somethin', dude, just say it. 417 00:20:54,696 --> 00:20:57,233 Okay, fuck, Generation Smoke. 418 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,440 Oh, Jesus Christ. 419 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,707 Fuck you guys. 420 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:08,177 That's so bad, that's so bad, Al. 421 00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:11,147 I don't hear you comin' up with anything better. 422 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,748 Okay, well don't embarrass yourself, man. 423 00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:16,085 Okay, well, it's your turn. 424 00:21:16,118 --> 00:21:18,454 Okay, well don't embarrass yourself, man. 425 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,055 Okay, well, it's still your turn. 426 00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:23,325 Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm going. 427 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,593 Okay, take it away then. 428 00:21:24,627 --> 00:21:25,827 Well every time I talk, you fucking... 429 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:29,031 Okay, we're all waiting for you. 430 00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:30,499 - Okay. - To go. 431 00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:33,102 Oh my god dude, okay, you're not ready for this... 432 00:21:33,135 --> 00:21:34,603 We're not ready... 433 00:21:34,637 --> 00:21:35,538 You're not ready, no, you're not ready for this. 434 00:21:35,571 --> 00:21:37,072 You're right, hold on. 435 00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:38,240 Are you now? 436 00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:39,175 - Now I'm ready. - You ready now? 437 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,443 Okay okay okay, Permafrost. 438 00:21:41,477 --> 00:21:42,278 Fuck. 439 00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:45,614 Oh my god. 440 00:21:45,648 --> 00:21:46,549 Computer. 441 00:21:49,218 --> 00:21:50,718 Where did you come up with that? 442 00:21:50,752 --> 00:21:53,622 Yeah, that can actually be really cool on a T shirt, 443 00:21:53,656 --> 00:21:55,823 in "Predator" font or somethin'? 444 00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,427 Fuckin' "Predator" font, yes, "Predator" font. 445 00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:01,397 Did you know that was originally title Hunter, 446 00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:03,165 and it didn't change to "Predator" 447 00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:06,402 until after principal photography? 448 00:22:06,435 --> 00:22:07,735 No. 449 00:22:07,769 --> 00:22:10,906 Okay, Permafrost, hey, is everybody listening? 450 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:11,907 Yes. 451 00:22:13,342 --> 00:22:16,378 Okay, meaning a thick sub-surface layer of soil 452 00:22:16,412 --> 00:22:18,914 that remains frozen throughout the year, 453 00:22:18,948 --> 00:22:22,618 occurring chiefly in polar regions. 454 00:22:22,651 --> 00:22:23,886 Regions, sorry. 455 00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:27,822 All right, the only other hit I got for Permafrost 456 00:22:27,855 --> 00:22:32,061 was a hybrid strain of icky fuckin' sticky. 457 00:22:32,094 --> 00:22:32,995 Nice. 458 00:22:33,028 --> 00:22:34,463 Except I don't smoke anymore, 459 00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:37,466 because Rachel doesn't like when I smoke, so I quit. 460 00:22:37,499 --> 00:22:38,634 What? 461 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:39,568 Since when? 462 00:22:41,237 --> 00:22:43,372 I don't really feel like it's a safe environment to share. 463 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,406 Oh my god. 464 00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:49,912 Stop bein' so fuckin' stupid, it's the no drugs? 465 00:22:49,945 --> 00:22:51,380 I'm married okay? 466 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,782 We know you're married, Mark. 467 00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:58,254 Well, then you know, occasionally, albeit not often, 468 00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:01,690 you have to make sacrifices for the covenant of marriage. 469 00:23:01,724 --> 00:23:03,092 Uh, stupid. 470 00:23:04,126 --> 00:23:05,894 Occasionally. 471 00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:09,331 Whatever, it's just one less mouth to feed to me, so. 472 00:23:09,365 --> 00:23:11,900 But seriously, Permafrost is so fucking tight. 473 00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:14,236 Dude, thank you, thank you. 474 00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:15,070 I vote yes. 475 00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:15,904 Yeah? 476 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,106 Same. 477 00:23:17,139 --> 00:23:18,607 Okay, so our band name... 478 00:23:18,641 --> 00:23:22,344 Whoa whoa whoa, guys, we're fucking Permafrost. 479 00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:28,217 Permafrost. 480 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:30,986 Yes, yeah, I love it! 481 00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:36,625 Our band name is Stylo and the Murder Dogs. 482 00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:38,160 How do you spell that? 483 00:23:38,193 --> 00:23:41,664 S-T-Y-L-O, as in Stylo, 484 00:23:41,697 --> 00:23:45,634 murder as in blood and dogs as in fuckin' pugs. 485 00:23:47,569 --> 00:23:48,404 Great. 486 00:23:57,112 --> 00:23:58,580 Bro, he changed the name of the band 487 00:23:58,614 --> 00:24:01,050 right in front of our eyes as a test for you, man. 488 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584 For me? 489 00:24:02,618 --> 00:24:05,754 Yeah, he's testin' your loyalty to the band, bro. 490 00:24:05,788 --> 00:24:08,390 Oh shit, you're right. 491 00:24:08,424 --> 00:24:11,126 You gotta close him, dude, cig? 492 00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:15,664 So how exactly do I do that? 493 00:24:15,698 --> 00:24:19,335 Well, everyone wants to be in his band, you know? 494 00:24:19,368 --> 00:24:22,705 You saw fucking Ritner, we are all replaceable, 495 00:24:22,738 --> 00:24:25,541 Kirk is only taking the committed. 496 00:24:25,574 --> 00:24:27,443 Right, so he changed the band name 497 00:24:27,476 --> 00:24:29,844 to see if I was committed enough to call him out for it. 498 00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:31,714 Exactly, to prove that 499 00:24:31,747 --> 00:24:34,750 you wanna be in this band, officially. 500 00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:36,819 This is great, because I overheard Kirk and Candice 501 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:37,986 talking about Ritner, and I just... 502 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,389 No no no, fuck fucking Ritner, 503 00:24:40,422 --> 00:24:41,657 don't even think about Ritner, 504 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,759 right now you need to concentrate on 505 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:46,495 proving your loyalty to Kirk, you know? 506 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,130 Yeah, dude, thank you so much, 507 00:24:48,163 --> 00:24:49,832 I literally had zero idea 508 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,967 Kirk was operating on this kinda intellectual level. 509 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,801 Yeah. 510 00:24:52,835 --> 00:24:54,036 Is that fucked up? 511 00:24:54,069 --> 00:24:56,972 Well, I've learned to never underestimate 512 00:24:57,005 --> 00:25:01,009 the power of prescription medication, my friend. 513 00:25:03,979 --> 00:25:04,813 Marky. 514 00:25:04,847 --> 00:25:06,014 Hey. 515 00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:07,282 Is your wife comin' tonight? 516 00:25:07,316 --> 00:25:09,017 Nope, she's gotta work in the mornin', 517 00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:10,586 so you know what that means. 518 00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:17,559 Oh, you're gonna smoke some weed about it. 519 00:25:18,927 --> 00:25:22,731 No, it was a drinking reference, we're gonna drink. 520 00:25:22,765 --> 00:25:23,599 Oh. 521 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,535 Hey, excuse me, Kirk? 522 00:25:29,505 --> 00:25:30,339 Hey, Kirk? 523 00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:33,842 Hey, Kirk man, sorry. 524 00:25:33,877 --> 00:25:35,010 What's up? 525 00:25:35,043 --> 00:25:36,812 Well I noticed that we, or that you, 526 00:25:36,845 --> 00:25:39,415 didn't say Permafrost when the guy asked for our band name. 527 00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:40,249 MmmHmm. 528 00:25:40,282 --> 00:25:41,183 Is that... 529 00:25:41,216 --> 00:25:42,117 He's talking about 530 00:25:42,151 --> 00:25:43,051 Stylo and the Murder Dogs, babe. 531 00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:44,853 Oh, I changed the name. 532 00:25:46,455 --> 00:25:47,823 It's so fucking sick. 533 00:25:47,856 --> 00:25:49,858 Okay, that's cool. 534 00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:50,926 I changed the name. 535 00:25:50,959 --> 00:25:52,361 What's Stylo? 536 00:25:52,394 --> 00:25:54,329 - It's my last name. - It's his last name, Brad. 537 00:25:54,363 --> 00:25:56,565 Oh right, yeah, I knew that. 538 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:59,701 Pursely didn't love Permafrost, so. 539 00:26:01,804 --> 00:26:03,539 Rachel's gonna think we're not serious 540 00:26:03,572 --> 00:26:07,276 if we keep changin' the name, dude. 541 00:26:07,309 --> 00:26:08,610 What? 542 00:26:08,644 --> 00:26:11,213 I'm just processing that out loud. 543 00:26:11,246 --> 00:26:12,347 Mark's high. 544 00:26:12,381 --> 00:26:14,149 No, Mark's drunk. 545 00:26:14,183 --> 00:26:17,820 Okay, so the new new band name is 546 00:26:17,853 --> 00:26:20,856 Stylo and the Murder Dogs, then? 547 00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:22,758 Kirk Slasher Cats. 548 00:26:24,993 --> 00:26:27,963 Ha ha, it's that funny, dude? 549 00:26:27,996 --> 00:26:31,767 Is that a joke to you, the band name's a joke? 550 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,036 No no, I think it's cool. 551 00:26:35,270 --> 00:26:36,505 Fuck it. 552 00:26:36,538 --> 00:26:40,309 Guys, we're Stylo and the fucking Murder Dogs. 553 00:26:41,844 --> 00:26:43,846 Yeah, fuck Permafrost. 554 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,716 Ladies and gentlemen, make sure to vote after the show, 555 00:26:47,749 --> 00:26:49,585 the winner of tonight's competition 556 00:26:49,618 --> 00:26:51,854 gets to play on the news, 557 00:26:51,888 --> 00:26:53,890 that's right, Good Morning Phoenix. 558 00:26:57,459 --> 00:26:59,061 Anyway, put your hands together, 559 00:26:59,094 --> 00:27:01,363 or should I say, paws together, 560 00:27:01,396 --> 00:27:04,533 for Stylo and the Murder Dogs! 561 00:27:04,566 --> 00:27:05,367 Nice guys. 562 00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:11,340 Excuse me. 563 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:16,812 Check, check, check, check, four five six, six, six. 564 00:27:17,881 --> 00:27:19,781 My shit's not working, this isn't on. 565 00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:22,718 What's up, my fellow species? 566 00:27:22,751 --> 00:27:26,421 I'm not gettin' anything out of this, man. 567 00:27:27,322 --> 00:27:29,758 Yeah, it's blown, good luck. 568 00:27:29,791 --> 00:27:30,759 Can you play without it? 569 00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:31,995 Yeah. 570 00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:32,794 We gotta play without it. 571 00:27:32,828 --> 00:27:33,997 I got it, I got it. 572 00:27:34,062 --> 00:27:35,965 Hey, somebody get that guy a chode to eat, 573 00:27:35,999 --> 00:27:38,500 we are Stylo and the Murder Dogs. 574 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,003 Ow! 575 00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:42,005 Two, three, four, 576 00:28:04,526 --> 00:28:09,531 ♪ I am rock and roll, let me in, spit me out, take my soul, ♪ 577 00:28:15,337 --> 00:28:17,606 ♪ I am ready to go, ♪ 578 00:28:17,639 --> 00:28:22,644 ♪ weed is on the bus when it's time to roll, ♪ 579 00:28:25,882 --> 00:28:28,650 ♪ And all of this is automatic, ♪ 580 00:28:28,684 --> 00:28:31,853 ♪ All of this is automatic, ♪ 581 00:28:31,888 --> 00:28:36,893 ♪ I am automatic, I am automatic, ♪ 582 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,728 ♪ Hear the sounds of the beatin' drums, ♪ 583 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:44,766 ♪ Hear the sounds of the beatin' drums, ♪ 584 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:49,038 ♪ And if you ask, you want it, ♪ 585 00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:51,406 ♪ You raised a bell to get it, ♪ 586 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:56,445 ♪ Had a moment to show it, as if you belong, ♪ 587 00:28:57,346 --> 00:28:59,848 ♪ Look every minute to answer, ♪ 588 00:28:59,882 --> 00:29:02,117 ♪ Before you knew that kiss, ♪ 589 00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:07,155 ♪ You had a moment to answer, avoiding it like cancer, hey, ♪ 590 00:30:16,258 --> 00:30:17,859 Oh! 591 00:30:17,894 --> 00:30:18,727 Oh! 592 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,730 - Woo! - Zing! 593 00:30:21,763 --> 00:30:24,067 Here we go, go again. 594 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:30,205 Whoa whoa whoa whoa, dude, dude dude dude dude, Jew. 595 00:30:30,238 --> 00:30:31,040 What? 596 00:30:31,074 --> 00:30:32,441 Jew. 597 00:30:32,474 --> 00:30:33,976 What? 598 00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:35,078 That's the lead singer of Jimmy Eat World over there. 599 00:30:35,111 --> 00:30:36,511 Oh shit. 600 00:30:37,612 --> 00:30:40,049 It's only a matter of time. 601 00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:41,717 Dammit. 602 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,285 Watch the master. 603 00:30:43,318 --> 00:30:45,154 Yo, you want me to go get us another drink? 604 00:30:45,188 --> 00:30:47,656 Yeah, yeah, a beer, please. 605 00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:49,825 You think it's fine that I'm not 21? 606 00:30:49,858 --> 00:30:52,427 Yeah dude, we're here, it's fine, whatever, 607 00:30:52,461 --> 00:30:55,031 but ask her, that's Melanie. 608 00:30:59,634 --> 00:31:00,602 All right. 609 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,106 Good luck, bud. 610 00:31:08,844 --> 00:31:10,746 Hey, how's your night goin'? 611 00:31:10,779 --> 00:31:12,447 It's good, what are you having? 612 00:31:12,481 --> 00:31:14,050 I'll take a beer. 613 00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:21,423 Thank you, oh, can I actually get one more? 614 00:31:21,456 --> 00:31:22,390 I'm sorry. 615 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,325 Is that it? 616 00:31:23,358 --> 00:31:25,928 Yeah, just one, just one more. 617 00:31:27,897 --> 00:31:30,066 You did such good drumming, sir. 618 00:31:30,099 --> 00:31:32,267 So good, he's our new drummer, 619 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:33,435 Melanie's my roommate. 620 00:31:33,468 --> 00:31:34,369 Oh wow. 621 00:31:34,402 --> 00:31:35,537 I'm bummed I missed it. 622 00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:38,640 It's okay, there'll be another one. 623 00:31:39,808 --> 00:31:41,843 She's fucking British, can you imagine that? 624 00:31:41,878 --> 00:31:42,778 Yeah, I can. 625 00:31:42,811 --> 00:31:44,080 She's a nasty little kitten. 626 00:31:44,113 --> 00:31:46,082 I'm a cat person. 627 00:31:46,115 --> 00:31:47,749 You're so fucking cute. 628 00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:49,986 Oh, listen, before I forget, 629 00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:51,453 Kirk wanted me to tell you 630 00:31:51,486 --> 00:31:55,191 that you are officially in the band. 631 00:31:55,224 --> 00:31:56,092 Are you messing with me? 632 00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,059 No. 633 00:31:57,093 --> 00:31:58,393 I passed the test? 634 00:31:58,426 --> 00:31:59,361 Sure. 635 00:31:59,394 --> 00:32:01,230 Hell, yeah, thank you! 636 00:32:01,264 --> 00:32:04,167 We're Stylo and the fucking Murder Dogs, cheers! 637 00:32:06,334 --> 00:32:07,602 Okay. 638 00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:10,872 God damn it, I'm so excited for us. 639 00:32:10,907 --> 00:32:11,706 Also. 640 00:32:12,909 --> 00:32:15,011 Oh no, I have work tomorrow, I'm sorry. 641 00:32:15,044 --> 00:32:16,745 Is this what you're gonna be like on tour? 642 00:32:16,778 --> 00:32:17,679 A little baby bitch? 643 00:32:17,712 --> 00:32:18,915 No no no, I promise you, 644 00:32:18,948 --> 00:32:21,150 I just have work in the morning, and I don't... 645 00:32:21,184 --> 00:32:23,351 I'll put in a good word. 646 00:32:27,056 --> 00:32:28,723 Oh my god, what even is this? 647 00:32:28,757 --> 00:32:29,825 I don't know, it feels like weed, 648 00:32:29,858 --> 00:32:31,359 can you chew it, please? 649 00:32:31,393 --> 00:32:33,528 Here, just put it in your mouth. 650 00:32:40,203 --> 00:32:42,804 You're an angel, Brad, you're a fucking rockstar. 651 00:32:42,838 --> 00:32:44,040 Yeah. 652 00:32:44,073 --> 00:32:44,706 You gotta fuckin' act like one, bro. 653 00:32:44,739 --> 00:32:45,942 Yeah, okay. 654 00:32:45,975 --> 00:32:47,910 Let's go, can I get a shot or something? 655 00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:34,756 Sweetheart, Bradley, wake up. 656 00:33:36,758 --> 00:33:38,194 Mom, what? 657 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,329 You gotta get out, I gotta go home and ice my back. 658 00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:41,163 Mom, what? 659 00:33:41,197 --> 00:33:42,031 Go. 660 00:33:43,465 --> 00:33:45,767 Hey Ms. Jaffey, I don't think we've officially met, 661 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,069 I'm Al, guitar player. 662 00:33:47,103 --> 00:33:49,604 Hi Al, guitar player, how you doin'? 663 00:33:49,638 --> 00:33:51,040 Good, how are you? 664 00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:53,142 I'm good, sorry I missed the show last night. 665 00:33:53,175 --> 00:33:54,310 Oh, that's okay, don't apologize. 666 00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:55,677 Yeah, I got these back problems, 667 00:33:55,710 --> 00:33:57,545 I was flat on the living room floor, 668 00:33:57,579 --> 00:33:58,413 takin' my pain meds. 669 00:33:58,446 --> 00:33:59,248 Whoa. 670 00:33:59,282 --> 00:34:01,516 Yeah, hey, come here, 671 00:34:01,549 --> 00:34:04,419 what'd you guys get up to last night? 672 00:34:04,452 --> 00:34:06,088 He went straight home after the show. 673 00:34:06,122 --> 00:34:08,224 Oh no, honey, he didn't. 674 00:34:08,257 --> 00:34:09,191 What? 675 00:34:09,225 --> 00:34:11,360 Yeah, do a little drinkin'? 676 00:34:11,394 --> 00:34:12,560 What? 677 00:34:12,594 --> 00:34:14,964 You know, sex, drugs, rock 'n roll, right? 678 00:34:14,997 --> 00:34:16,232 Of course not. 679 00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:17,799 - X, pills maybe? - No, Ms. Jaffrey. 680 00:34:17,832 --> 00:34:19,801 - Crank, meth, coke. - Of course not. 681 00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:21,469 - Heroin, right? - We're Christians. 682 00:34:21,503 --> 00:34:25,408 And my kid is underage, do you understand me? 683 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,275 Uh huh. 684 00:34:27,676 --> 00:34:32,014 Mmmhmm, lean back for me, bud, there you go, yeah. 685 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:35,418 There you go. 686 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,584 There you go, buddy. 687 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:37,585 There you go Brad, are you good? 688 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:38,453 Mmmhmm. 689 00:34:40,655 --> 00:34:41,823 MmmMmm, MmmMmm MmmMmm... 690 00:34:41,856 --> 00:34:44,693 I didn't think so, all right, there we go. 691 00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:45,527 Too soon, bud. 692 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,461 You know what? 693 00:34:46,494 --> 00:34:47,997 This is what we're gonna do. 694 00:34:48,030 --> 00:34:50,532 Everything in its right place. 695 00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:52,767 Yeah, yeah. 696 00:34:55,737 --> 00:34:57,139 Party on, Brad. 697 00:34:57,173 --> 00:34:58,640 There you go, you good? 698 00:34:58,673 --> 00:35:00,076 I'm good, I'm good. 699 00:35:01,944 --> 00:35:03,645 Watch it now. 700 00:35:03,678 --> 00:35:06,115 There you go, there you go. 701 00:35:07,749 --> 00:35:08,583 Dude. 702 00:35:10,052 --> 00:35:10,886 Oh. 703 00:35:14,223 --> 00:35:15,724 Did you know that Ken Griffey Jr. 704 00:35:15,757 --> 00:35:18,027 hit 35 home runs last year? 705 00:35:19,061 --> 00:35:21,596 I did not know that. 706 00:35:21,629 --> 00:35:22,465 He did. 707 00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:28,304 Got it, god damn it, I'm just trying to dude. 708 00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:32,008 What the fuck, dude, it's fucking occupied, bro. 709 00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,255 Oh my god. 710 00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:48,958 Hey, you wanna tell everybody? 711 00:35:50,725 --> 00:35:51,559 Yo. 712 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:55,797 Okay, well then I will tell everyone. 713 00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:57,266 Okay, well, we... 714 00:35:57,299 --> 00:35:59,801 We're gonna be on the fucking news, boys. 715 00:36:01,603 --> 00:36:02,505 Woo! 716 00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:03,339 We won? 717 00:36:03,372 --> 00:36:04,173 We fuckin' won? 718 00:36:07,276 --> 00:36:09,345 Let's go, yeah! 719 00:36:12,214 --> 00:36:12,982 Woo! 720 00:36:14,917 --> 00:36:16,118 All right, we should really probably practice the song. 721 00:36:16,152 --> 00:36:16,952 Yeah. 722 00:36:23,059 --> 00:36:23,893 Oh dear. 723 00:36:25,693 --> 00:36:27,662 Oh, hi, you must Roberta. 724 00:36:27,695 --> 00:36:30,132 And you must be Steelo and the Murderers. 725 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,233 Yes ma'am. 726 00:36:31,267 --> 00:36:33,436 Okay, is this everybody? 727 00:36:33,469 --> 00:36:34,669 Hi guys. 728 00:36:34,702 --> 00:36:35,905 - Hi. - What's up? 729 00:36:35,938 --> 00:36:37,373 There's also Kirk, he's our lead singer, 730 00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:39,208 he's gonna hang back while we get sound checked, 731 00:36:39,241 --> 00:36:42,044 he can be a little, you know, the talent. 732 00:36:42,078 --> 00:36:45,580 Ah, the talent, oh yeah, I know all about the talent. 733 00:36:45,613 --> 00:36:46,781 Well why don't you guys follow me 734 00:36:46,815 --> 00:36:50,152 and we'll get you all set up, all right? 735 00:36:51,087 --> 00:36:52,088 Righteous. 736 00:37:00,862 --> 00:37:01,763 Mom, Dad? 737 00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,767 Uncle Frank, is this a joke? 738 00:37:36,265 --> 00:37:39,101 Kirk, Kirk, what the fuck, Kirk? 739 00:37:43,038 --> 00:37:43,939 Get up. 740 00:37:43,973 --> 00:37:45,341 What, ah! 741 00:37:45,374 --> 00:37:48,177 The guys are waiting for you. 742 00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,945 Did we already play for the bad men? 743 00:37:51,779 --> 00:37:53,449 You took all of these? 744 00:37:53,482 --> 00:37:55,918 You are so fucked up, get up, come on, up. 745 00:37:55,951 --> 00:37:56,751 Yeah, wait, wait... 746 00:37:56,784 --> 00:37:58,087 Put this on, up. 747 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,654 Hold on, gimme a blow job. 748 00:37:59,687 --> 00:38:00,589 - No! - What do you mean? 749 00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:01,756 It's fine. 750 00:38:01,789 --> 00:38:03,691 - Kirk, Jesus. - We have time. 751 00:38:16,671 --> 00:38:18,174 Holy shit. 752 00:38:18,207 --> 00:38:19,874 Oh, that's a look. 753 00:38:20,808 --> 00:38:21,610 All right. 754 00:38:21,644 --> 00:38:22,545 That's a cool j... 755 00:38:22,578 --> 00:38:24,647 So, how long until we're on? 756 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,882 We go on soon. 757 00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:27,815 Did you soundcheck and everything? 758 00:38:27,849 --> 00:38:29,185 Yo, you ready? 759 00:38:30,818 --> 00:38:32,288 Is he okay? 760 00:38:32,321 --> 00:38:33,155 Yes, he's fine, if you got everything checked, 761 00:38:33,189 --> 00:38:34,657 he's fine, oh my god. 762 00:38:34,689 --> 00:38:37,692 Knock knock, oh, you must be Kirk. 763 00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:43,731 He doesn't look okay. 764 00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:46,635 Roberta, he's fine, he's fine. 765 00:38:46,669 --> 00:38:48,836 I'm ready to roll mama. 766 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:49,672 Oh my god. 767 00:38:49,704 --> 00:38:50,872 Okay, great. 768 00:38:52,141 --> 00:38:52,975 Last little thing is... 769 00:38:53,008 --> 00:38:53,841 Hoo! 770 00:38:55,044 --> 00:38:56,478 Okay, I need to tell you about somethin', 771 00:38:56,512 --> 00:38:58,280 I don't know if y'all are aware, 772 00:38:58,314 --> 00:38:59,915 but there was a shooting last night 773 00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:02,218 at the Bash's on 104th Street. 774 00:39:02,251 --> 00:39:03,785 Yeah, so we're gonna run a segment 775 00:39:03,818 --> 00:39:05,020 right after your performance, 776 00:39:05,054 --> 00:39:07,022 because we have a bag boy 777 00:39:07,056 --> 00:39:09,558 who actually witness the slaughter. 778 00:39:09,592 --> 00:39:11,026 So if you could do me a favor, 779 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:15,364 and not say the word murder, as in Murder Dogs, okay? 780 00:39:16,831 --> 00:39:19,168 That would be great, got it? 781 00:39:20,269 --> 00:39:21,637 Okay. 782 00:39:31,647 --> 00:39:34,550 How did you guys feel about that one? 783 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,784 Joey, don't rush the click track, bro, 784 00:39:36,818 --> 00:39:39,221 I love the direction we're goin' in with this song, 785 00:39:39,255 --> 00:39:40,923 fuckin', I'm jazzed. 786 00:39:40,956 --> 00:39:43,858 Let's take a soft 20 and come back. 787 00:39:47,263 --> 00:39:48,464 What do you have for daddy? 788 00:39:48,497 --> 00:39:50,099 Oh, I got some treats for daddy. 789 00:39:50,132 --> 00:39:52,534 Ew, stop, bosses talk dirty to their employees, 790 00:39:52,568 --> 00:39:53,768 not the other way around. 791 00:39:53,801 --> 00:39:54,937 I thought you liked it that way. 792 00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:56,405 Shut your mouth, okay? 793 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:58,307 It's Monday, what new bands do you have for me? 794 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,476 I got one that's pretty cool. 795 00:40:00,509 --> 00:40:01,877 What was with the pause? 796 00:40:01,910 --> 00:40:04,747 Well, it's unintentional, I was just thinkin', 797 00:40:04,779 --> 00:40:06,615 it's this cool band, I saw 'em over the weekend, 798 00:40:06,649 --> 00:40:08,751 I think you're gonna like it. 799 00:40:08,783 --> 00:40:12,187 They're playin' on the TV, you wanna go see 'em? 800 00:40:12,221 --> 00:40:13,389 I got it queued up. 801 00:40:13,422 --> 00:40:14,590 They're on TV right now? 802 00:40:14,623 --> 00:40:15,758 Yeah, yeah, it's like this local thing, 803 00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:17,359 you should see 'em, they're local. 804 00:40:17,393 --> 00:40:18,294 Yeah, let's see it. 805 00:40:18,327 --> 00:40:19,395 All right. 806 00:40:19,428 --> 00:40:20,062 All right, bring the TV in here. 807 00:40:20,095 --> 00:40:20,996 What? 808 00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:22,931 Just bring the TV in here. 809 00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:24,600 It's like 60 inches. 810 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,402 Sorry, just bring it in here. 811 00:40:26,435 --> 00:40:28,637 Bring it in, bring it in. 812 00:40:28,671 --> 00:40:30,606 You want me to move it? 813 00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:31,607 It's like 200 pounds. 814 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,409 I know you can do it. 815 00:40:33,442 --> 00:40:36,679 Okay, yeah, got it, okay, here we go, 816 00:40:37,613 --> 00:40:38,514 if I can just... 817 00:40:38,547 --> 00:40:39,448 Where the fuck are you goin'? 818 00:40:39,481 --> 00:40:40,683 Where do you think you're goin'? 819 00:40:40,716 --> 00:40:42,184 Oh, sorry, yeah, nope, right here... 820 00:40:42,217 --> 00:40:44,019 We're back with a little segment we like to call 821 00:40:44,053 --> 00:40:45,654 Heat Up the AM, 822 00:40:45,688 --> 00:40:48,457 where every month we feature a new band 823 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:49,958 that's heatin'... 824 00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:50,793 You know, fun fact, this isn't actually live... 825 00:40:50,825 --> 00:40:52,328 Shut your mouth. 826 00:40:52,361 --> 00:40:55,030 I am extremely excited to introduce a band 827 00:40:55,064 --> 00:40:58,133 named Stylo and the M Dogs, hi guys. 828 00:40:58,167 --> 00:41:00,369 We are Stylo and the M Dogs, 829 00:41:00,402 --> 00:41:03,871 and we're gonna murder your shit. 830 00:41:05,207 --> 00:41:06,575 Cut! 831 00:41:06,608 --> 00:41:07,943 That lady's comin'. 832 00:41:07,976 --> 00:41:10,512 Guys, what did we talk about? 833 00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:16,051 I said don't say the word murder, and the S word, 834 00:41:16,085 --> 00:41:17,519 that is a no-brainer. 835 00:41:17,553 --> 00:41:19,421 You can't say that on air. 836 00:41:19,455 --> 00:41:20,389 Roberta. 837 00:41:20,422 --> 00:41:21,623 Come on! 838 00:41:21,657 --> 00:41:22,857 He won't do it again, I promise. 839 00:41:22,891 --> 00:41:23,692 You promise? 840 00:41:23,726 --> 00:41:25,294 I do, right Kirk? 841 00:41:26,495 --> 00:41:27,663 Kirk, right? 842 00:41:28,764 --> 00:41:31,166 Hey, you get one more chance, all right? 843 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,036 Or I'm gonna shut this down, you're not gonna get to play. 844 00:41:34,069 --> 00:41:36,004 Do you understand? 845 00:41:36,038 --> 00:41:36,939 Okay, you promise? 846 00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:37,806 Yes. 847 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,578 Ladies and gentlemen, here's Stylo and the M Dogs, 848 00:41:42,611 --> 00:41:45,547 playing their new song "Deep Freeze," 849 00:41:45,581 --> 00:41:46,749 take it away, guys. 850 00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:52,187 One, two, three, four! 851 00:42:06,668 --> 00:42:11,640 ♪ I live in my home, in a village from the ground, ♪ 852 00:42:13,275 --> 00:42:18,280 ♪ Thinkin' of dyin' and livin' alone with my dog, ♪ 853 00:42:26,955 --> 00:42:31,960 ♪ Thinkin' that I've been up too lately, yeah, ♪ 854 00:42:33,629 --> 00:42:38,333 ♪ And I just stare at you and sit in my car, ♪ 855 00:42:38,367 --> 00:42:43,372 ♪ Inside of your city, ♪ 856 00:42:46,842 --> 00:42:51,780 ♪ And when you fake, just like a loser, and see, ♪ 857 00:42:51,814 --> 00:42:56,819 ♪ Or just be frozen for eternity, ♪ 858 00:42:59,822 --> 00:43:03,058 ♪ Frozen for eternity, ♪ 859 00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:10,199 Fuck yes. 860 00:43:34,656 --> 00:43:35,824 Oh dear god. 861 00:43:39,027 --> 00:43:40,095 Oh, marry me. 862 00:43:44,733 --> 00:43:46,068 Takin' on water. 863 00:44:21,803 --> 00:44:23,038 MELANIE ON VOICEMAIL MESSAGE: Hey, it's me, 864 00:44:23,071 --> 00:44:24,806 don't leave a message, just come get a drink. 865 00:44:35,952 --> 00:44:37,887 Hey, hey, I know you. 866 00:44:39,221 --> 00:44:40,389 Oh hey. 867 00:44:40,422 --> 00:44:43,191 - Hi. - Hey, have we met before? 868 00:44:43,225 --> 00:44:46,361 Ha ha , I would say come in, 869 00:44:46,395 --> 00:44:47,796 but we literally just closed. 870 00:44:47,829 --> 00:44:49,064 Oh no, really? 871 00:44:49,097 --> 00:44:50,566 I was just about to come in. 872 00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:51,800 I was just comin' in, 873 00:44:51,833 --> 00:44:53,569 and I was gonna see if you were here, actually. 874 00:44:53,602 --> 00:44:55,905 Oh really, well it's perfect timing, 875 00:44:55,939 --> 00:44:57,506 'cause I just got off. 876 00:44:57,539 --> 00:45:01,176 Oh nice, yeah, well I'm gonna smoke a cigarette. 877 00:45:01,209 --> 00:45:03,245 Oh, you smoke now? 878 00:45:03,278 --> 00:45:05,147 Yeah, I grew up smoking. 879 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:06,782 Oh, got it, okay. 880 00:45:12,321 --> 00:45:13,655 How was the news, by the way? 881 00:45:14,656 --> 00:45:15,791 Thank you. 882 00:45:15,824 --> 00:45:17,593 It was amazing, , did you watch? 883 00:45:17,626 --> 00:45:18,995 I didn't, but Candice had 884 00:45:19,028 --> 00:45:20,529 six different people recording it 885 00:45:20,562 --> 00:45:22,065 in all different place, so. 886 00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:22,899 Sounds about right. 887 00:45:22,932 --> 00:45:24,033 Yeah, yeah. 888 00:45:24,067 --> 00:45:25,233 As she should. 889 00:45:25,267 --> 00:45:26,435 Yeah, I'll be sure to let you know 890 00:45:26,468 --> 00:45:27,937 what I think when I watch it. 891 00:45:27,971 --> 00:45:29,871 Yeah, well what if you don't like it? 892 00:45:29,906 --> 00:45:31,340 What if you think we suck or somethin'? 893 00:45:31,373 --> 00:45:33,108 Well then I would have to tell you. 894 00:45:33,141 --> 00:45:35,677 Really, you'd just shoot me that straight? 895 00:45:35,711 --> 00:45:36,845 Of course. 896 00:45:36,879 --> 00:45:37,713 Okay. 897 00:45:39,048 --> 00:45:40,984 Do you wanna go hang out right now? 898 00:45:41,017 --> 00:45:43,019 Yeah, yeah, right now? 899 00:45:44,319 --> 00:45:45,153 Yeah. 900 00:45:45,187 --> 00:45:46,355 - Yeah. - Okay. 901 00:45:49,491 --> 00:45:51,693 Welcome to my contingency van. 902 00:45:51,727 --> 00:45:52,561 Oh wow. 903 00:45:55,197 --> 00:45:56,231 Contingency van? 904 00:45:56,264 --> 00:45:58,433 Yes, for apocalyptic scenarios, 905 00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:01,536 like zombie infestation, contagion, 906 00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:04,406 extra-terrestrial or chemical war. 907 00:46:05,273 --> 00:46:07,476 This van would serve as my home. 908 00:46:07,509 --> 00:46:08,945 Okay. 909 00:46:08,978 --> 00:46:12,381 It's also where I get black-out drunk with my friends. 910 00:46:13,815 --> 00:46:14,850 Double okay. 911 00:47:09,038 --> 00:47:09,838 Evvy. 912 00:47:09,871 --> 00:47:12,108 Hey, Kirk Towns, yeah. 913 00:47:12,141 --> 00:47:13,575 Stylo and the Murder Dogs, my friend, good to meet you. 914 00:47:13,608 --> 00:47:14,877 I'm Brad, nice to meet you. 915 00:47:14,911 --> 00:47:16,145 Mark. 916 00:47:16,179 --> 00:47:17,412 All right, stay by me, all right? 917 00:47:17,446 --> 00:47:18,747 Right this way, okay, come on, don't be shy. 918 00:47:25,922 --> 00:47:28,824 You guys want any coffee, or booze? 919 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,761 Oh yeah, I'll take some booze. 920 00:47:32,794 --> 00:47:35,898 Yeah, maybe a six pack of Red Stripe? 921 00:47:35,932 --> 00:47:37,133 I'm down. 922 00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:39,068 Yeah, actually make that two six packs. 923 00:47:39,102 --> 00:47:41,536 Spoken like a true drummer. 924 00:47:44,539 --> 00:47:45,507 How old are you? 925 00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:47,076 - He's 21. - He's 21. 926 00:47:48,044 --> 00:47:48,878 21. 927 00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:51,180 Okay. 928 00:47:58,020 --> 00:47:59,222 - You whistled for me? - Hey, Buddy, everybody, 929 00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:00,522 this is Buddy. 930 00:48:00,555 --> 00:48:01,356 My name's not Buddy. 931 00:48:01,389 --> 00:48:02,624 Hey Buddy. 932 00:48:02,657 --> 00:48:04,093 No one really gives a fuck what your name is, 933 00:48:04,127 --> 00:48:06,528 you just need to bust you butt down to the corner store, 934 00:48:06,561 --> 00:48:08,898 get these gentlemen a 24 pack of PBR, 935 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:10,332 you guys cool with PBR? 936 00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:11,167 Yeah. 937 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,001 Kay, bye Buddy. 938 00:48:12,034 --> 00:48:12,935 Dust in the attic. 939 00:48:12,969 --> 00:48:14,703 Hey, do you have any cash? 940 00:48:14,736 --> 00:48:15,905 Where was I? 941 00:48:15,938 --> 00:48:16,906 Where was I? 942 00:48:16,939 --> 00:48:18,174 We were talkin' about 943 00:48:18,207 --> 00:48:19,942 you letting us record our EP here, for free. 944 00:48:19,976 --> 00:48:22,544 Check out the big brain on Brad. 945 00:48:22,577 --> 00:48:24,346 Bring out the gimp. 946 00:48:25,313 --> 00:48:26,115 That's from Pulp Fiction. 947 00:48:26,149 --> 00:48:27,616 Here's how I see it, 948 00:48:27,649 --> 00:48:30,987 Radiohead had "Creep," Beck had "Loser," 949 00:48:32,354 --> 00:48:36,092 Stylo and the Murder Dogs have "Deep Freeze." 950 00:48:37,492 --> 00:48:39,929 What's in it for you? 951 00:48:39,962 --> 00:48:41,030 Brad again. 952 00:48:42,798 --> 00:48:44,533 When you guys blow the fuck up, 953 00:48:44,566 --> 00:48:46,035 and it comes time to record 954 00:48:46,068 --> 00:48:50,572 that much anticipated full length record, make it here. 955 00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:53,708 We don't need to sign anything? 956 00:48:53,742 --> 00:48:54,843 Look, the truth is, 957 00:48:54,877 --> 00:48:56,078 you guys should really be 958 00:48:56,112 --> 00:48:57,479 signing a contract with each other, 959 00:48:57,512 --> 00:48:59,182 I don't know if you know anything about bands, 960 00:48:59,215 --> 00:49:02,417 but you motherfuckers eat each other. 961 00:49:02,450 --> 00:49:03,920 So it doesn't have to be anything complicated, 962 00:49:03,953 --> 00:49:07,156 somethin' simple, that says who owns what, who does what... 963 00:49:07,190 --> 00:49:10,492 No, how 'bout this, we'll just pay? 964 00:49:10,525 --> 00:49:11,459 Okay? 965 00:49:11,493 --> 00:49:12,561 I mean, if you insist... 966 00:49:12,594 --> 00:49:13,795 I insist, dude... 967 00:49:13,829 --> 00:49:14,830 Hey dude, why don't we just take 968 00:49:14,863 --> 00:49:16,631 this nice man up on his offer, 969 00:49:16,665 --> 00:49:18,034 and we'll come back and record our full length... 970 00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:19,367 - No, you don't get it... - If we want to. 971 00:49:19,401 --> 00:49:21,003 He's not even gonna make us stay. 972 00:49:21,037 --> 00:49:23,206 No, fuck that, dude, no. 973 00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:24,506 Okay, could we have a second? 974 00:49:24,539 --> 00:49:26,042 Sure. 975 00:49:26,075 --> 00:49:28,110 No no, nope, nope, I don't, no no, I don't need a second, 976 00:49:28,144 --> 00:49:29,578 I don't need a second, 977 00:49:29,611 --> 00:49:33,448 because I wanna pay this man for his time, all right? 978 00:49:33,481 --> 00:49:34,516 No strings attached. 979 00:49:34,549 --> 00:49:35,985 No strings, look, 980 00:49:36,018 --> 00:49:38,486 if you don't wanna make your first record here, that's fine. 981 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,290 But I'm telling you, once you hear those songs, 982 00:49:41,324 --> 00:49:43,792 your songs on that fuckin' tape machine, 983 00:49:43,825 --> 00:49:45,460 you're gonna be circling back here 984 00:49:45,493 --> 00:49:49,031 like a suckling pig to its mother's tit. 985 00:49:49,065 --> 00:49:52,235 Listen, baby, I know the game, okay? 986 00:49:53,668 --> 00:49:56,638 But I'd rather pay for my milk. 987 00:49:56,671 --> 00:49:57,873 Dude. 988 00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:58,673 No, I'd rather pay for the milk. 989 00:49:58,707 --> 00:49:59,608 Just sit down... 990 00:49:59,641 --> 00:50:00,709 I'd rather pay for the milk. 991 00:50:00,742 --> 00:50:01,643 - Come on. - Pay for the milk? 992 00:50:01,676 --> 00:50:02,577 It's okay. 993 00:50:02,611 --> 00:50:03,946 Look, let's go talk to him. 994 00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:05,181 - Fuck that. - We'll be right back. 995 00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:06,514 Dude, you don't get hurt. 996 00:50:07,350 --> 00:50:08,516 I don't understand, 997 00:50:08,550 --> 00:50:10,219 why don't we just record with that guy? 998 00:50:10,253 --> 00:50:11,988 Yeah, where are we gonna get the money, Kirk? 999 00:50:12,021 --> 00:50:13,421 Yeah man, unless you got some rich uncle 1000 00:50:13,455 --> 00:50:14,689 that we don't know about, 1001 00:50:14,723 --> 00:50:16,491 I suggest you step off the Kirk express, 1002 00:50:16,524 --> 00:50:18,227 and we record some fucking songs, man. 1003 00:50:18,261 --> 00:50:19,761 Do you ever fucking think 1004 00:50:19,794 --> 00:50:23,232 that it's not about the god damned money. 1005 00:50:24,499 --> 00:50:26,135 Hey, how'd it go? 1006 00:50:26,168 --> 00:50:27,904 What the fuck, what happened? 1007 00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:30,940 What, I leave for two seconds, this is what happens? 1008 00:50:30,973 --> 00:50:32,174 No, the guy in there is awesome, 1009 00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:33,675 and he wants to record us. 1010 00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:36,045 For free, just wants us to record a full length with him 1011 00:50:36,078 --> 00:50:37,846 if we like the way the EP sounds. 1012 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,049 And not even make us sign anything. 1013 00:50:40,082 --> 00:50:41,616 Okay, well what did Kirk say? 1014 00:50:41,650 --> 00:50:43,052 Nothing, he was just like... 1015 00:50:43,085 --> 00:50:45,187 You fuckin' shits talkin' shit on me? 1016 00:50:45,221 --> 00:50:46,421 No. 1017 00:50:46,454 --> 00:50:48,224 Babe, you wanna talk to us, or? 1018 00:50:48,257 --> 00:50:50,993 This guy stinks of high treason. 1019 00:50:51,027 --> 00:50:52,494 How? 1020 00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:55,664 The first thing he brings up is a fucking contract. 1021 00:50:55,697 --> 00:50:58,935 We're a family, what more of a contract is there? 1022 00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:02,737 Dude, how long have you known me, bro? 1023 00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,907 Uh, eight years. 1024 00:51:04,941 --> 00:51:07,575 10 whole years, man, 10 years. 1025 00:51:09,178 --> 00:51:10,712 We're family. 1026 00:51:10,745 --> 00:51:13,615 I want you to hear me say it now, you can trust me, okay? 1027 00:51:13,648 --> 00:51:15,051 You can trust me. 1028 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,922 Quack, quack, quack, 1029 00:51:19,956 --> 00:51:23,092 Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, 1030 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:27,096 quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack! 1031 00:51:27,129 --> 00:51:28,164 Can we go, please? 1032 00:51:28,197 --> 00:51:29,031 Yep. 1033 00:51:33,402 --> 00:51:35,304 Oh shit, nice. 1034 00:51:37,739 --> 00:51:38,573 Oh yeah. 1035 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:42,078 You guys feel that hot hot heat? 1036 00:51:42,111 --> 00:51:43,478 Yeah, it's a little hot. 1037 00:51:43,511 --> 00:51:44,981 Who wants to try? 1038 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,282 - I'll go. - I'll go. 1039 00:51:46,315 --> 00:51:47,582 You go. 1040 00:51:47,615 --> 00:51:48,384 - Are you sure? - That's the spirit. 1041 00:51:48,417 --> 00:51:49,118 I'll go after you. 1042 00:51:49,151 --> 00:51:50,152 All right. 1043 00:51:51,686 --> 00:51:55,857 So Kirk tells me you guys played on the news, huh? 1044 00:51:55,891 --> 00:51:57,859 - Yup. - Yes. 1045 00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:03,966 Fuck. 1046 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,701 What's wrong, you've never seen a factory pre-roll before? 1047 00:52:06,735 --> 00:52:07,836 What's a factory pre-roll? 1048 00:52:07,869 --> 00:52:09,071 Come on Kirk! 1049 00:52:11,907 --> 00:52:13,109 I get these pre-rolled joints 1050 00:52:13,142 --> 00:52:14,410 from an old fuck buddy in the LBC. 1051 00:52:14,443 --> 00:52:17,545 Ooh, yeah, sorry, I promised the Mrs., yeah, 1052 00:52:17,579 --> 00:52:18,847 but it was my decision, too. 1053 00:52:18,881 --> 00:52:20,282 Are you guys all married? 1054 00:52:20,316 --> 00:52:23,119 Just Mark, I'll hit that, thank you. 1055 00:52:23,152 --> 00:52:25,187 We talked about it together, so. 1056 00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:27,223 Ah, yes! 1057 00:52:27,256 --> 00:52:28,891 I gotta get this, go for Everett. 1058 00:52:28,924 --> 00:52:30,126 Hey Albert, can I hit that? 1059 00:52:30,159 --> 00:52:30,993 Yeah. 1060 00:52:32,395 --> 00:52:33,661 Come on Kirk. 1061 00:52:34,829 --> 00:52:36,499 Hey, can I touch your balls, bro? 1062 00:52:36,531 --> 00:52:38,034 Fuck outta here, go, go! 1063 00:52:38,067 --> 00:52:41,569 Touch your balls, ow, fuck, you hurt my arm! 1064 00:52:41,603 --> 00:52:44,040 Hey hey, so how much we talkin' here? 1065 00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:47,575 Fuck, I'm thinkin' 5,000 for the record, 1066 00:52:48,710 --> 00:52:50,312 10,000 for the video, 1067 00:52:50,346 --> 00:52:53,516 and maybe another 5,000 for the merch? 1068 00:52:54,816 --> 00:52:56,318 What'd he say? 1069 00:52:56,352 --> 00:52:58,287 I don't know, man, that sounds like way too much. 1070 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,555 Yeah, I feel like 10's probably fine. 1071 00:53:00,588 --> 00:53:01,490 10 it is. 1072 00:53:04,193 --> 00:53:05,161 Okay then. 1073 00:53:07,997 --> 00:53:09,198 Dude, you and the fuckin' new guy... 1074 00:53:09,231 --> 00:53:10,399 Chill out, dude! 1075 00:53:10,433 --> 00:53:11,367 Fucked up my negotiation tactics! 1076 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,867 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1077 00:53:12,902 --> 00:53:13,868 Oh, your fuckin' negotiation tactics, huh? 1078 00:53:13,903 --> 00:53:15,438 New guy? 1079 00:53:15,471 --> 00:53:18,007 I couldn't hear shit ridin' bitch. 1080 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,874 We had 20 Gs, Stibe. 1081 00:53:20,876 --> 00:53:22,878 He was gonna give us 20 Gs, 1082 00:53:22,912 --> 00:53:24,579 and then you needle dick bitches 1083 00:53:24,612 --> 00:53:27,950 fuckin' undercut my position, dude, undercut me. 1084 00:53:27,983 --> 00:53:29,919 Okay, we undercut your position. 1085 00:53:29,952 --> 00:53:31,820 All I'm saying is, 1086 00:53:31,853 --> 00:53:35,424 do you really think we need to borrow 20 thousand dollars? 1087 00:53:35,458 --> 00:53:38,561 You don't know what I'm conjuring, dude. 1088 00:53:38,593 --> 00:53:40,262 - Kirk. - You don't know. 1089 00:53:40,296 --> 00:53:41,263 At the end of the day, 1090 00:53:41,297 --> 00:53:42,531 the more money we borrow, 1091 00:53:42,565 --> 00:53:44,567 the more money we have to pay back. 1092 00:53:44,599 --> 00:53:46,801 We don't even have an EP worth of songs. 1093 00:53:46,835 --> 00:53:49,637 Dude, I have millions of songs, dude, 1094 00:53:49,671 --> 00:53:51,673 in my head, what are you talking about? 1095 00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:53,576 I'm not doubting you, okay? 1096 00:53:53,608 --> 00:53:54,977 Did it seem like I was doubting him? 1097 00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:56,711 Because I'm not. 1098 00:53:56,744 --> 00:53:58,646 By the way, Mark, you're out of the band. 1099 00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,882 - Whoa. - What, dude. 1100 00:53:59,915 --> 00:54:01,816 What the actual fuck did I even do? 1101 00:54:01,850 --> 00:54:03,018 Dude, you can't just 1102 00:54:03,052 --> 00:54:04,520 oh I forgot someone out of the fucking band, 1103 00:54:04,553 --> 00:54:05,753 this isn't China. 1104 00:54:05,787 --> 00:54:06,956 Is this another round of tests? 1105 00:54:06,989 --> 00:54:09,824 Dude, it's not up to me. 1106 00:54:09,858 --> 00:54:11,793 Yes it is! 1107 00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:17,099 Hang back. 1108 00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:28,177 What's the key's guy's name? 1109 00:54:28,210 --> 00:54:29,677 Oh, that's Mark. 1110 00:54:29,711 --> 00:54:33,315 His energy fuckin' blows, get rid of him. 1111 00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:35,817 Really? 1112 00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:37,719 No married dudes, that's not the vibe. 1113 00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:40,289 He's got the worst stylistic identity, man. 1114 00:54:40,322 --> 00:54:43,559 Yeah, yeah, then who shall play keys? 1115 00:54:45,528 --> 00:54:48,597 I got the perfect guy, Horus Slays. 1116 00:54:52,501 --> 00:54:55,337 I mean, yeah, you gotta pay his day rate and all that stuff, 1117 00:54:55,371 --> 00:54:57,606 but the music industry is do or die, man. 1118 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,806 Yeah. 1119 00:54:59,707 --> 00:55:00,943 Look at Mark, 1120 00:55:00,976 --> 00:55:03,845 looks like a fuckin' homeless hillbilly, 1121 00:55:03,879 --> 00:55:07,116 chained down by faux marital bliss. 1122 00:55:07,149 --> 00:55:08,584 Yeah, I could see that. 1123 00:55:08,617 --> 00:55:10,986 It's in my eye, oh god, oh god. 1124 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:12,421 Did I ever tell you 1125 00:55:12,454 --> 00:55:14,789 what the manager for Linkin Park once told me? 1126 00:55:14,822 --> 00:55:16,225 I don't know. 1127 00:55:16,258 --> 00:55:20,062 He said a rockstar is someone that girls wanna fuck, 1128 00:55:20,095 --> 00:55:22,498 and the dudes wanna be. 1129 00:55:22,531 --> 00:55:26,335 And before Stylo and the Murder Dogs blows the fuck up, 1130 00:55:26,368 --> 00:55:27,570 you need to keep 1131 00:55:27,603 --> 00:55:29,538 all those music rights to yourself, all right? 1132 00:55:29,572 --> 00:55:31,373 Have all these greasy bums out here 1133 00:55:31,407 --> 00:55:34,376 sign NDAs and non-competes. 1134 00:55:34,410 --> 00:55:36,245 And if any of them give you any guff, 1135 00:55:36,278 --> 00:55:37,980 you just replace 'em, 1136 00:55:38,013 --> 00:55:42,218 with guys just like Horus motherfuckin' Slays. 1137 00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:44,320 A band full of keyboard players, man, that's... 1138 00:55:44,353 --> 00:55:47,456 No, no, independent contractors. 1139 00:55:47,489 --> 00:55:48,756 Right, right. 1140 00:55:50,159 --> 00:55:51,759 And you came up with the name? 1141 00:55:51,793 --> 00:55:53,362 Yeah, well me and Candice. 1142 00:55:53,395 --> 00:55:55,297 Not a question. 1143 00:55:55,331 --> 00:55:56,599 Right, right. 1144 00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:00,102 He wants me out of the band? 1145 00:56:00,135 --> 00:56:01,604 The hell's wrong with you, man? 1146 00:56:01,637 --> 00:56:03,372 It's just business. 1147 00:56:03,405 --> 00:56:05,374 Why do we need this golfer prick? 1148 00:56:05,407 --> 00:56:07,443 Producer guy's offering to do it for free. 1149 00:56:07,476 --> 00:56:08,944 Yeah, I thought we didn't care about the money. 1150 00:56:08,978 --> 00:56:10,812 I don't care about the money, dude, 1151 00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:13,515 I have a bigger picture for this band. 1152 00:56:13,549 --> 00:56:14,984 Do you not get that? 1153 00:56:15,017 --> 00:56:18,020 I'm talkin' merch, I'm talkin' videos, 1154 00:56:18,053 --> 00:56:21,323 international tours, cool art projects, whatever... 1155 00:56:21,357 --> 00:56:23,825 Kirk, we get that, but what happens when a label's like 1156 00:56:23,858 --> 00:56:26,528 "Drop the band," then what? 1157 00:56:26,562 --> 00:56:28,364 He doesn't even wanna be in the band. 1158 00:56:28,397 --> 00:56:29,198 Yes I do... 1159 00:56:29,231 --> 00:56:30,032 Admit it! 1160 00:56:30,065 --> 00:56:31,467 Yes I do, I do. 1161 00:56:32,601 --> 00:56:35,604 News flash, you're married, Shtibe. 1162 00:56:35,638 --> 00:56:38,173 You're probably already thinking about leaving the band. 1163 00:56:38,207 --> 00:56:40,209 Are you fuckin' marriage shaming me, bro? 1164 00:56:40,242 --> 00:56:42,911 Yeah, I'm fuckin' marriage shaming you, dude, 1165 00:56:42,945 --> 00:56:45,180 Rachel, think about Rachel. 1166 00:56:46,382 --> 00:56:49,784 So you really think that Rachel's just hunky dory 1167 00:56:49,817 --> 00:56:52,421 with you goin' out on tour with the boys, 1168 00:56:52,454 --> 00:56:56,191 and smashin' beers, and she's just chillin at home, 1169 00:56:56,225 --> 00:56:59,161 sitting at a dining table all by herself, eating a meal, 1170 00:56:59,194 --> 00:56:59,995 and when she's like 1171 00:57:00,029 --> 00:57:02,398 "Oh, where's Shtibe?" 1172 00:57:02,431 --> 00:57:03,831 Yeah, sounds fun. 1173 00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:08,270 I knew it dude, I know. 1174 00:57:09,238 --> 00:57:10,072 Mark? 1175 00:57:12,341 --> 00:57:14,043 What, it maybe'd crossed my mind. 1176 00:57:14,076 --> 00:57:15,411 - Oh my gosh, dude. - Mark. 1177 00:57:15,444 --> 00:57:16,645 What? 1178 00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:18,514 I thought she would come around, you know, 1179 00:57:18,547 --> 00:57:20,015 when she heard how good we are. 1180 00:57:20,049 --> 00:57:22,151 She hasn't come around? 1181 00:57:23,552 --> 00:57:26,255 It's been really hard to get her to come around lately. 1182 00:57:26,288 --> 00:57:29,124 All right, well my vote is, 1183 00:57:29,158 --> 00:57:30,626 if Mark could give us his word 1184 00:57:30,659 --> 00:57:32,361 that he's gonna be committed to trying new techniques 1185 00:57:32,394 --> 00:57:34,563 to get her to come around, 1186 00:57:35,764 --> 00:57:37,299 then fuck golfer prick, we don't need his money, 1187 00:57:37,333 --> 00:57:38,767 let's record for free with producer guy. 1188 00:57:38,801 --> 00:57:41,203 No no no, no dude, you're not thinking big enough, 1189 00:57:41,236 --> 00:57:42,538 you're not thinking big enough. 1190 00:57:42,571 --> 00:57:44,573 No, I agree with Brad. 1191 00:57:46,075 --> 00:57:48,177 Fine, if he can commit. 1192 00:57:49,712 --> 00:57:51,180 Fine. 1193 00:57:51,213 --> 00:57:55,351 Mark, can you eternally commit to being a Murder Dog, 1194 00:57:55,384 --> 00:57:59,888 and nothing but a fucking Murder Dog, so help you God? 1195 00:58:02,324 --> 00:58:03,125 Kirk's right! 1196 00:58:03,158 --> 00:58:04,259 Oh my god. 1197 00:58:04,293 --> 00:58:05,494 - I knew it! - Come on, man! 1198 00:58:05,527 --> 00:58:08,397 I can only commit to one thing, Rachel. 1199 00:58:08,430 --> 00:58:09,598 - Mark. - Mark. 1200 00:58:11,767 --> 00:58:13,369 But you know what? 1201 00:58:14,703 --> 00:58:19,041 I would be honored to be replaced by Horus fucking Slays. 1202 00:58:19,908 --> 00:58:21,577 You know Horus Slays? 1203 00:58:21,610 --> 00:58:25,247 Yeah, he used to play with the Master Baits, constantly. 1204 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,049 Whoa, that's tight. 1205 00:58:30,219 --> 00:58:31,019 We love you, man. 1206 00:58:31,053 --> 00:58:32,554 I love you guys. 1207 00:58:32,588 --> 00:58:33,756 Come here, man. 1208 00:58:33,789 --> 00:58:36,392 We love you, Shtibe, I mean. 1209 00:58:36,425 --> 00:58:39,561 I mean, you're doing the right thing, Stibe. 1210 00:58:39,595 --> 00:58:40,729 I know. 1211 00:58:40,763 --> 00:58:41,497 You're doin' the right thing. 1212 00:58:41,530 --> 00:58:42,698 I know I am. 1213 00:59:07,823 --> 00:59:10,859 Sky, Kirk has to be in the middle. 1214 00:59:13,629 --> 00:59:15,964 Sorry, who the fuck are you? 1215 00:59:15,998 --> 00:59:17,466 My name is Horus, Horus Slays. 1216 00:59:17,499 --> 00:59:18,934 Oh, right, right. 1217 00:59:18,967 --> 00:59:20,135 Lookin' for Stylo and the Murder Dogs. 1218 00:59:20,169 --> 00:59:21,870 Yeah, guys, this is Horus Slays. 1219 00:59:21,905 --> 00:59:23,105 Oh, what's goin' on man? 1220 00:59:23,138 --> 00:59:25,007 The boys, Stylo and the Murder Dogs. 1221 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:25,841 Albert. 1222 00:59:25,874 --> 00:59:26,775 Horus Slays. 1223 00:59:26,809 --> 00:59:27,709 Let's get you in an outfit, 1224 00:59:27,743 --> 00:59:29,044 thank you so much for coming. 1225 00:59:54,136 --> 00:59:57,840 All right, hey, let's focus, okay. 1226 00:59:57,873 --> 00:59:58,807 No, no, no. 1227 01:00:01,376 --> 01:00:03,312 - Oh! - Yeah, that one. 1228 01:00:03,345 --> 01:00:04,179 Oh yeah! 1229 01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:06,815 No. 1230 01:00:06,849 --> 01:00:07,749 Oh shit. 1231 01:00:07,783 --> 01:00:09,151 Yes, this is it, this is it. 1232 01:00:09,184 --> 01:00:10,686 That's iconic, dude. 1233 01:00:10,719 --> 01:00:13,355 That's gorgeous. 1234 01:00:13,388 --> 01:00:15,357 Hi, I just need to do a couple things differently... 1235 01:00:15,390 --> 01:00:16,592 Hi. 1236 01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:18,560 Yeah, and I think this is the take. 1237 01:00:18,594 --> 01:00:19,394 I think so too. 1238 01:00:19,428 --> 01:00:20,229 Yeah, you do? 1239 01:00:20,262 --> 01:00:21,497 Yeah, yeah. 1240 01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:22,899 Fuck yes, I mean, even if you didn't, 1241 01:00:22,932 --> 01:00:24,333 I would still say this one. 1242 01:00:24,366 --> 01:00:25,167 I know you would. 1243 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,001 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1244 01:00:26,034 --> 01:00:26,835 Okay. 1245 01:00:46,522 --> 01:00:47,656 - Yo. - Yo. 1246 01:00:47,689 --> 01:00:50,092 Shot town, to you, boys! 1247 01:00:53,228 --> 01:00:54,596 Oh, tees, tees! 1248 01:00:55,797 --> 01:00:57,633 Oh, check this. 1249 01:00:57,666 --> 01:00:58,867 What? 1250 01:00:58,902 --> 01:01:00,369 Baby lemme see, lemme see, lemme see! 1251 01:01:00,402 --> 01:01:02,271 Oh, those are fucking great. 1252 01:01:14,349 --> 01:01:17,519 Well, if you haven't been, we should go tomorrow. 1253 01:01:17,553 --> 01:01:21,156 We should, but I can't tomorrow night, can you do lunch? 1254 01:01:21,189 --> 01:01:23,625 Oh, we can't, we're meeting with this A&R guy. 1255 01:01:23,659 --> 01:01:24,860 Really? 1256 01:01:24,894 --> 01:01:25,594 Yeah, Kirk's showin' him some more songs. 1257 01:01:25,627 --> 01:01:27,062 That's epic. 1258 01:01:27,095 --> 01:01:28,330 You have to knock on wood now. 1259 01:01:28,363 --> 01:01:29,865 What do you mean? 1260 01:01:29,899 --> 01:01:31,600 When you say the E word you have to knock on wood. 1261 01:01:31,633 --> 01:01:32,801 What, epic? 1262 01:01:32,834 --> 01:01:34,336 Now you have to knock twice. 1263 01:01:34,369 --> 01:01:35,571 Okay. 1264 01:01:44,446 --> 01:01:45,347 Ignore them. 1265 01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:46,148 What are they doing? 1266 01:01:46,181 --> 01:01:46,916 Please ignore them. 1267 01:01:46,950 --> 01:01:47,749 Oh my god. 1268 01:01:47,783 --> 01:01:48,985 They're being dumb. 1269 01:01:49,018 --> 01:01:50,452 Well what about the night after? 1270 01:01:50,485 --> 01:01:53,722 Um, actually, my parents are coming into town, 1271 01:01:53,755 --> 01:01:57,225 so I have to play tourist with them for a little bit. 1272 01:01:57,259 --> 01:01:59,461 I should meet them. 1273 01:01:59,494 --> 01:02:00,629 Right? 1274 01:02:00,662 --> 01:02:01,530 Um. 1275 01:02:01,563 --> 01:02:02,764 Maybe not? 1276 01:02:02,798 --> 01:02:04,067 Did I just make it weird? 1277 01:02:04,099 --> 01:02:06,234 No, I just, I mean, isn't it a little fast 1278 01:02:06,268 --> 01:02:07,369 to meet my parents? 1279 01:02:07,402 --> 01:02:08,938 Yeah, absolutely, sorry. 1280 01:02:08,972 --> 01:02:11,941 No, I mean, you can meet them if you want to. 1281 01:02:11,975 --> 01:02:12,874 Really? 1282 01:02:12,909 --> 01:02:14,676 They're actually really great. 1283 01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:17,312 So it would be weird, or it wouldn't be weird? 1284 01:02:17,346 --> 01:02:19,514 Fuck it, it's not weird. 1285 01:02:37,799 --> 01:02:39,601 So how many songs have you tracked so far? 1286 01:02:39,635 --> 01:02:40,435 Three so far. 1287 01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:41,536 Three songs? 1288 01:02:41,570 --> 01:02:43,072 Nice. 1289 01:02:43,106 --> 01:02:44,073 First time in the history of mankind 1290 01:02:44,107 --> 01:02:46,174 that a band shows up before me. 1291 01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:47,977 There he is. 1292 01:02:48,011 --> 01:02:50,445 There he is, there he is, 1293 01:02:50,479 --> 01:02:53,649 you look like Avril fuckin' Lavine. 1294 01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:57,252 Well you look like my gay fuckin' uncle. 1295 01:02:59,022 --> 01:03:00,489 Good to see you, Jordan. 1296 01:03:00,522 --> 01:03:01,723 I was tellin' your boys, 1297 01:03:01,757 --> 01:03:03,492 I'm actually through on my way to South By. 1298 01:03:03,525 --> 01:03:04,826 Is this February already? 1299 01:03:04,860 --> 01:03:05,928 I go out early, you know? 1300 01:03:05,962 --> 01:03:07,130 Calm before the storm. 1301 01:03:07,162 --> 01:03:08,296 Yeah, yeah, takin' the airstream? 1302 01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:09,132 Hell yeah. 1303 01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:09,966 Yeah. 1304 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,969 So we gonna hear some music? 1305 01:03:13,002 --> 01:03:14,070 Yeah, are we gonna hear some music? 1306 01:03:14,103 --> 01:03:15,938 Yeah, yeah. 1307 01:03:15,972 --> 01:03:17,073 Cool. 1308 01:03:17,106 --> 01:03:19,909 Yeah, oh yeah, where's Kirk? 1309 01:03:19,942 --> 01:03:21,944 He's on his way, yeah. 1310 01:03:23,112 --> 01:03:24,881 I'm sorry, I gotta take this, excuse me. 1311 01:03:24,914 --> 01:03:28,583 - Oh yeah, yeah... - I'll be back, guys, yeah? 1312 01:03:31,186 --> 01:03:34,090 What the god damned hell is goin' on here? 1313 01:03:34,123 --> 01:03:35,124 We lost Kirk. 1314 01:03:35,158 --> 01:03:36,059 You lost Kirk? 1315 01:03:36,092 --> 01:03:37,592 Like a little kid in the mall? 1316 01:03:37,626 --> 01:03:38,794 Go find him. 1317 01:03:38,827 --> 01:03:40,262 We've been trying to call Candice, 1318 01:03:40,295 --> 01:03:41,763 but she's not answering, and my phone's about to die. 1319 01:03:41,797 --> 01:03:43,532 Yeah, I mean, why can't we just send this guy an MP3 1320 01:03:43,565 --> 01:03:44,366 when we find Kirk? 1321 01:03:44,399 --> 01:03:45,567 I mean, what's the rush? 1322 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,936 Phone's about to die, what's the rush? 1323 01:03:46,969 --> 01:03:48,737 What are you talkin'? 1324 01:03:50,439 --> 01:03:55,178 South by Southwest is the biggest festival in the world 1325 01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:57,813 for unsigned bands, we want this guy 1326 01:03:57,846 --> 01:04:00,149 to sign the Murder Dogs, 1327 01:04:00,183 --> 01:04:03,618 no matter what other bands he sees. 1328 01:04:03,652 --> 01:04:06,421 Yeah, we know what South By is. 1329 01:04:07,823 --> 01:04:11,493 Listen baby, y'all gotta chill out on all this stress, 1330 01:04:11,526 --> 01:04:13,695 there's more than one fuckin' A&R guy. 1331 01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:16,165 Kirk just does this shit sometimes, 1332 01:04:16,199 --> 01:04:18,067 it's really not a big deal, we'll get the next one. 1333 01:04:18,101 --> 01:04:19,634 You guys are killin' me, all right? 1334 01:04:19,668 --> 01:04:21,303 What are you talkin' about? 1335 01:04:21,336 --> 01:04:22,671 How old are you? 1336 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:24,974 Tell me, I wanna hear it, how old are you? 1337 01:04:25,007 --> 01:04:26,575 I'm 22. 1338 01:04:26,608 --> 01:04:27,609 - 22. - Yeah. 1339 01:04:29,045 --> 01:04:30,445 Well you're gonna learn really quickly in life, 1340 01:04:30,479 --> 01:04:33,149 there's no guarantee there's gonna be a next time. 1341 01:04:33,182 --> 01:04:37,120 When you get a shot at somethin', like you got right now, 1342 01:04:37,153 --> 01:04:39,254 you gotta make it happen. 1343 01:04:42,091 --> 01:04:43,525 We'll find him. 1344 01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:45,895 We'll find him. 1345 01:04:45,928 --> 01:04:46,762 Yeah. 1346 01:04:47,930 --> 01:04:48,898 Guys, let's go, why are we sitting here? 1347 01:04:48,931 --> 01:04:49,731 Let's go find him. 1348 01:04:49,765 --> 01:04:51,200 Yeah, I'm fine. 1349 01:04:51,234 --> 01:04:52,235 He's probably fucked up somewhere random or some shit, 1350 01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:53,735 so we'll split up. 1351 01:04:53,769 --> 01:04:56,105 Look, check yourself, Kirk paid me through the week, 1352 01:04:56,139 --> 01:04:58,207 so technically I'm yours until 11 PM, 1353 01:04:58,241 --> 01:04:59,307 so I'll help out. 1354 01:04:59,341 --> 01:05:00,542 Great. 1355 01:05:00,575 --> 01:05:02,078 Now we're fucked. 1356 01:05:02,111 --> 01:05:02,879 I gotta run home and get my phone charger. 1357 01:05:02,912 --> 01:05:03,678 Find that kid, man. 1358 01:05:03,712 --> 01:05:04,914 Godspeed. 1359 01:05:04,947 --> 01:05:06,249 All right, I'm gonna try to buy us some time. 1360 01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:07,984 Listen to me, Kirk's goin' through 1361 01:05:08,017 --> 01:05:11,853 some super fucked up incestuous family emergency right now. 1362 01:05:11,888 --> 01:05:13,355 Oh no, incestuous? 1363 01:05:13,388 --> 01:05:15,557 He's really stepping up, I'm proud to call him my friend. 1364 01:05:15,590 --> 01:05:16,993 I'd share the details with you, 1365 01:05:17,026 --> 01:05:19,494 but he's asked us to keep it confidential. 1366 01:05:19,528 --> 01:05:22,031 Yeah, I understand, that's terrible. 1367 01:05:22,064 --> 01:05:25,001 If you could stick around through the weekend. 1368 01:05:25,034 --> 01:05:27,602 The weekend, I don't think I can. 1369 01:05:27,636 --> 01:05:29,805 You have 'til technically Thursday. 1370 01:05:29,838 --> 01:05:31,908 Bro, just send me the fuckin' MP3s 1371 01:05:31,941 --> 01:05:33,209 once they track more tunes. 1372 01:05:33,242 --> 01:05:34,376 I'm not sayin' no. 1373 01:05:34,409 --> 01:05:35,677 All right, all right, I'm just sayin, 1374 01:05:35,710 --> 01:05:37,914 we both know you're gonna be 1375 01:05:37,947 --> 01:05:39,648 seein' a whole fuck load of bands, 1376 01:05:39,681 --> 01:05:41,184 if you stick around through the weekend, 1377 01:05:41,217 --> 01:05:42,617 I'll cut you Kirk's songs, 1378 01:05:42,651 --> 01:05:44,120 you could listen to them on the road trip. 1379 01:05:44,153 --> 01:05:46,454 By the time you're rolling into Austin, 1380 01:05:46,488 --> 01:05:48,224 you're gonna have one group on your mind, 1381 01:05:48,257 --> 01:05:51,093 Stylo and the fuckin' Murder Dogs. 1382 01:05:52,261 --> 01:05:53,829 My pops would love if I stayed the weekend. 1383 01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:56,531 Exactly, exactly, you look out for your family, 1384 01:05:56,565 --> 01:05:59,135 Kirk looks out for his family. 1385 01:05:59,168 --> 01:06:00,569 All right, you got it Jordan. 1386 01:06:00,602 --> 01:06:02,504 All right Chad, all right, man. 1387 01:06:08,244 --> 01:06:10,412 This girl was so fucking ugly, 1388 01:06:10,445 --> 01:06:12,347 and I'm hearin' 1389 01:06:17,954 --> 01:06:18,888 What the fuck is your problem? 1390 01:06:18,921 --> 01:06:19,821 Fuck you! 1391 01:06:20,957 --> 01:06:22,390 Oh, you fucker! 1392 01:06:23,692 --> 01:06:25,527 No, fuck you! 1393 01:06:27,429 --> 01:06:28,898 Hi hon. 1394 01:06:28,931 --> 01:06:30,365 Shit's hit the fan. 1395 01:06:30,398 --> 01:06:32,134 Sorry. 1396 01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:35,537 Kirk's been missing, my phone's about to die. 1397 01:06:35,570 --> 01:06:37,039 Are you gonna eat here? 1398 01:06:37,073 --> 01:06:41,177 MmmMmm, I'm not gonna be home until I find him, 1399 01:06:41,210 --> 01:06:42,011 you all right? 1400 01:06:42,044 --> 01:06:42,844 Yeah, I'm good. 1401 01:06:42,879 --> 01:06:43,778 Okay. 1402 01:06:43,812 --> 01:06:45,214 Make sure you get food. 1403 01:06:53,722 --> 01:06:58,261 Hey mom, have you seen my phone charger? 1404 01:06:58,294 --> 01:06:59,494 It was on my bedside table. 1405 01:06:59,527 --> 01:07:01,796 I don't know, sweetheart. 1406 01:07:11,073 --> 01:07:12,540 Oh shit. 1407 01:07:14,143 --> 01:07:15,211 Mom, are you okay? 1408 01:07:15,244 --> 01:07:16,645 - No. - Mom! 1409 01:07:17,579 --> 01:07:18,981 Mom, what happened? 1410 01:07:19,015 --> 01:07:21,183 Okay, I just need to get on the ground. 1411 01:07:21,217 --> 01:07:23,986 Kay, go slow, go slow, go slow. 1412 01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:28,991 Hey, which hospital? 1413 01:07:29,025 --> 01:07:30,192 St. Luke's on Mill. 1414 01:07:30,226 --> 01:07:32,794 All right, I'm followin' you. 1415 01:08:10,032 --> 01:08:10,865 No way. 1416 01:08:12,101 --> 01:08:13,235 Kirk! 1417 01:08:14,203 --> 01:08:15,137 Dude, what the fuck? 1418 01:08:15,171 --> 01:08:17,472 Dude, Kirk, where have you been? 1419 01:08:20,508 --> 01:08:22,211 Where the fuck have you been? 1420 01:08:22,244 --> 01:08:23,578 Get in the car, get in! 1421 01:08:24,846 --> 01:08:26,048 Put this down, what is that? 1422 01:08:26,082 --> 01:08:27,149 Why the fuck are you at a hospital? 1423 01:08:43,199 --> 01:08:45,334 God damn it, Kirk! 1424 01:08:45,368 --> 01:08:46,534 What the fuck? 1425 01:08:48,703 --> 01:08:51,107 Get ahold of yourself, man, fuck! 1426 01:10:26,435 --> 01:10:30,306 So the deal is, Kirk and Candice broke up. 1427 01:10:30,339 --> 01:10:31,840 Full blown Yoko. 1428 01:10:32,908 --> 01:10:34,110 Yoko? 1429 01:10:34,143 --> 01:10:35,945 It means we're fucked. 1430 01:10:35,978 --> 01:10:38,813 Candice was his first real girlfriend. 1431 01:10:38,847 --> 01:10:41,917 Oh, and all the songs were about her, I just realized that. 1432 01:10:41,951 --> 01:10:45,554 That makes sense, why all these songs are so fuckin' good. 1433 01:10:45,588 --> 01:10:47,822 They're precious to him. 1434 01:10:47,856 --> 01:10:50,226 Hey man, it's past 11, we can't afford to keep payin' you. 1435 01:10:50,259 --> 01:10:51,826 No, you know what? 1436 01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:53,996 I already put a lot of time and energy I can't get back, 1437 01:10:54,029 --> 01:10:58,934 so I'm already emotionally invested up in this bitch. 1438 01:10:58,968 --> 01:11:00,768 If you don't mind me askin', 1439 01:11:00,802 --> 01:11:02,304 how long were they together? 1440 01:11:02,338 --> 01:11:04,739 Three years, she took his virginity. 1441 01:11:04,772 --> 01:11:06,242 In Silver Lake. 1442 01:11:06,275 --> 01:11:09,445 Wait, Kirk lost his virginity three years ago? 1443 01:11:09,478 --> 01:11:11,180 Isn't he in his 20s? 1444 01:11:11,213 --> 01:11:14,350 Oh my god, you guys, why did you care 1445 01:11:17,953 --> 01:11:19,754 when people lose their virginity? 1446 01:11:19,787 --> 01:11:22,024 I mean, it's not true, okay, 1447 01:11:22,057 --> 01:11:22,958 if you don't use it, you lose it... 1448 01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:25,294 Hey, hey hey hey, ho, hey, 1449 01:11:26,395 --> 01:11:28,330 of the recent revelations, 1450 01:11:28,364 --> 01:11:32,134 your being a virgin is the least interesting, 1451 01:11:33,068 --> 01:11:35,703 and the most predictable. 1452 01:11:35,737 --> 01:11:39,575 Now run along, like a good little virgin, 1453 01:11:39,608 --> 01:11:42,611 and get the adults some hard liquor. 1454 01:11:45,414 --> 01:11:47,016 It's gonna be an all nighter. 1455 01:11:47,049 --> 01:11:47,950 Stops! 1456 01:11:47,983 --> 01:11:48,750 Well I'm not... 1457 01:11:48,783 --> 01:11:50,286 Get the fuck out! 1458 01:11:52,354 --> 01:11:54,490 Somebody need to get that little munchkin a prostitute. 1459 01:11:55,757 --> 01:11:57,792 I got the A&R guy to postpone his trip. 1460 01:11:57,825 --> 01:11:58,961 Oh, awesome. 1461 01:12:01,664 --> 01:12:03,765 Do we know who broke up with who? 1462 01:12:03,798 --> 01:12:05,034 He said she left him 1463 01:12:05,067 --> 01:12:08,736 for some rich golfer guy, or somethin'? 1464 01:12:08,770 --> 01:12:10,705 Golfer prick? 1465 01:12:17,745 --> 01:12:19,181 Hey, it's me, 1466 01:12:19,215 --> 01:12:20,349 don't leave a message, just come and get a drink. 1467 01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:45,274 Coke me. 1468 01:12:52,548 --> 01:12:54,849 One, two, three, 1469 01:12:57,019 --> 01:12:58,687 Holy, chug a bean! 1470 01:12:59,655 --> 01:13:02,691 Hey bud, it's me, your pal Al, 1471 01:13:02,725 --> 01:13:04,826 just tryin' to get a ballpark on your sobriety, 1472 01:13:04,859 --> 01:13:07,096 so that our band can get signed. 1473 01:13:07,129 --> 01:13:10,032 Oh, did we finish the tour? 1474 01:13:10,065 --> 01:13:10,865 God. 1475 01:13:10,899 --> 01:13:12,401 We didn't go on tour. 1476 01:13:12,434 --> 01:13:15,404 Hey Kirk, hey, it's me, Brad. 1477 01:13:15,437 --> 01:13:16,804 We're here to help you. 1478 01:13:16,838 --> 01:13:18,674 He's just super fucked up. 1479 01:13:18,707 --> 01:13:20,709 You gotta choose to come back 1480 01:13:20,743 --> 01:13:22,777 from that level of fucked up. 1481 01:13:22,810 --> 01:13:23,979 Y'all should probably try to get 1482 01:13:24,013 --> 01:13:26,215 his Stephan Hawking lookin' ass up. 1483 01:13:26,248 --> 01:13:27,416 Okay, come on. 1484 01:13:27,449 --> 01:13:28,651 I aint touchin' that shit. 1485 01:13:28,684 --> 01:13:31,220 Come on, oh there you go, hey, 1486 01:13:31,253 --> 01:13:32,854 we're running out of time. 1487 01:13:32,888 --> 01:13:33,722 I can't. 1488 01:13:36,191 --> 01:13:37,660 Huh? 1489 01:13:37,693 --> 01:13:38,761 I can't go. 1490 01:13:42,031 --> 01:13:43,499 You can't go? 1491 01:13:43,532 --> 01:13:44,967 No one knows what the fuck you're talkin' about, dude. 1492 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,003 Hey, Kirk, you just gotta let us know what you need 1493 01:13:48,037 --> 01:13:49,238 because this A&R guy is... 1494 01:13:49,271 --> 01:13:50,172 Yeah, time is of the essence, here. 1495 01:13:50,205 --> 01:13:51,440 Oh, Evan's essence. 1496 01:13:51,473 --> 01:13:52,775 Oh boy, okay. 1497 01:13:52,807 --> 01:13:54,910 Kirk, listen up, little nigga, 1498 01:13:54,943 --> 01:13:56,979 I aint with all this Rick James shit, all right? 1499 01:13:57,012 --> 01:13:58,914 You only paid me through last night, 1500 01:13:58,947 --> 01:14:01,283 which means you'd better sober the fuck up, 1501 01:14:01,317 --> 01:14:04,386 or imma bounce, and this Murder Dog shit aint goin' nowhere. 1502 01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:07,189 Okay okay okay, hey Kirk, it's Brad again. 1503 01:14:07,222 --> 01:14:08,223 Dad? 1504 01:14:08,257 --> 01:14:09,158 No, Brad. 1505 01:14:10,259 --> 01:14:12,161 If you love her so much, 1506 01:14:12,194 --> 01:14:15,097 why don't you just get back together with her? 1507 01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:16,465 Back together? 1508 01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:22,004 Yeah, why don't you just forgive the affair, 1509 01:14:22,037 --> 01:14:25,441 and go after your one true love? 1510 01:14:25,474 --> 01:14:26,475 True love? 1511 01:14:27,976 --> 01:14:29,178 Oh my god. 1512 01:14:29,211 --> 01:14:31,146 Yeah, get that love, Kirk. 1513 01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:32,815 Yeah dude, for the sake of the band, 1514 01:14:32,847 --> 01:14:34,883 get back together with Candice, you fickle bastard! 1515 01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:36,518 Yeah, why don't you ask her hand in marriage? 1516 01:14:36,552 --> 01:14:39,021 Yeah, marry her, marry her! 1517 01:14:39,054 --> 01:14:42,991 Marry her, marry her, marry her, 1518 01:14:43,025 --> 01:14:44,760 marry her, marry her! 1519 01:15:04,446 --> 01:15:05,647 There's a guy out here 1520 01:15:05,681 --> 01:15:07,549 who says his mom fell or some shit? 1521 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:09,051 What? 1522 01:15:09,084 --> 01:15:10,753 There's a guy outside asking for you. 1523 01:15:10,786 --> 01:15:11,787 Then let him in. 1524 01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:12,888 He's underage. 1525 01:15:12,921 --> 01:15:14,423 What, he's 17? 1526 01:15:14,456 --> 01:15:16,959 - What? - Let him in! 1527 01:15:21,697 --> 01:15:24,032 Melanie, I'm sorry. 1528 01:15:24,066 --> 01:15:26,935 My phone died, my mom's in the hospital, 1529 01:15:26,969 --> 01:15:28,470 Kirk has gone off the walls... 1530 01:15:28,504 --> 01:15:29,405 Prove it. 1531 01:15:29,438 --> 01:15:30,239 Prove what? 1532 01:15:30,272 --> 01:15:31,173 Any of it. 1533 01:15:31,206 --> 01:15:32,674 How am I supposed to prove it? 1534 01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:35,811 Oh, fuck off, dude, I've dated musicians before. 1535 01:15:35,844 --> 01:15:38,380 One minute you're in town, the next you're not, 1536 01:15:38,414 --> 01:15:39,515 I'm not down. 1537 01:15:40,382 --> 01:15:41,917 I'm not like that, 1538 01:15:41,950 --> 01:15:45,654 if anyone's been fucked by more musicians, it's me. 1539 01:15:45,687 --> 01:15:47,389 Do you really just expect me to believe 1540 01:15:47,423 --> 01:15:48,791 that you're the one musician 1541 01:15:48,824 --> 01:15:50,959 who's different from all the rest of them? 1542 01:15:50,993 --> 01:15:54,296 Yeah, maybe, I'm not saying I'm better than them, 1543 01:15:54,329 --> 01:15:56,665 but I think I've been fucked over so many times 1544 01:15:56,698 --> 01:16:00,469 I've learned not to treat people like that. 1545 01:16:00,502 --> 01:16:02,571 Come to hospital with me. 1546 01:16:03,806 --> 01:16:05,374 Is she really in the hospital? 1547 01:16:05,407 --> 01:16:07,743 Yes, come with me, please. 1548 01:16:10,813 --> 01:16:11,613 You're awake. 1549 01:16:11,647 --> 01:16:12,781 I feel good. 1550 01:16:13,949 --> 01:16:16,518 Wait, wait, easy, but hug me, oh. 1551 01:16:17,386 --> 01:16:19,621 You look skinny, have you eaten? 1552 01:16:19,655 --> 01:16:21,290 Nothin'. 1553 01:16:21,323 --> 01:16:22,324 Who is that? 1554 01:16:22,357 --> 01:16:23,725 That's Melanie. 1555 01:16:23,759 --> 01:16:25,227 Hi, are you the girlfriend? 1556 01:16:26,094 --> 01:16:26,896 Yeah. 1557 01:16:28,297 --> 01:16:30,365 - Just, maybe. - Come on in. 1558 01:16:32,902 --> 01:16:36,638 Honestly, I think this all happened for a reason. 1559 01:16:36,672 --> 01:16:38,942 Okay, so you and I will make sure 1560 01:16:38,974 --> 01:16:40,409 that golfer prick is neutralized, 1561 01:16:40,442 --> 01:16:42,144 and that Candice makes it out to the front yard. 1562 01:16:42,177 --> 01:16:43,645 Right on. 1563 01:16:43,679 --> 01:16:46,215 And I'm gonna be with Kirk for the grand finale. 1564 01:16:46,248 --> 01:16:48,350 Do you wanna tell us exactly what it is 1565 01:16:48,383 --> 01:16:49,785 you're planning to do, Kirk? 1566 01:16:49,818 --> 01:16:52,588 Oh, I know exactly what me and Brad will do, 1567 01:16:52,621 --> 01:16:56,592 just get her out to the front, I'll get her back. 1568 01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:59,761 All right, Gordon Bombay on three, one, two. 1569 01:16:59,795 --> 01:17:01,797 Gordon Bombay! 1570 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:04,500 Who the fuck is Gordon Bombay? 1571 01:17:06,468 --> 01:17:08,670 Brad, can you go silent, over. 1572 01:17:08,704 --> 01:17:09,738 Copy you, over. 1573 01:17:09,771 --> 01:17:11,773 Horus, you there, over. 1574 01:17:11,807 --> 01:17:13,575 What's poppin', over. 1575 01:17:13,609 --> 01:17:15,444 Is it weird that I am super pumped 1576 01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:16,712 that this plan involves scarin' 1577 01:17:16,745 --> 01:17:18,780 the living shit out of Candice? 1578 01:17:18,814 --> 01:17:19,983 Over. 1579 01:17:20,015 --> 01:17:23,385 Yo, I'm definitely diggin' this plan, over. 1580 01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:29,858 Hey, what's up chief? 1581 01:17:29,893 --> 01:17:31,093 Mr. Fisk. 1582 01:17:31,126 --> 01:17:32,427 That's right. 1583 01:17:32,461 --> 01:17:36,064 Wow, I am so glad that the universe 1584 01:17:36,098 --> 01:17:38,400 put you and Kirk together, man. 1585 01:17:38,433 --> 01:17:39,835 You're tellin' me, man. 1586 01:17:39,868 --> 01:17:42,304 I'm a raging fan of Kirk's. 1587 01:17:42,337 --> 01:17:43,605 Yeah, I've heard. 1588 01:17:43,639 --> 01:17:44,740 Yeah. 1589 01:17:44,773 --> 01:17:46,441 Thanks for the fan page. 1590 01:17:46,475 --> 01:17:47,977 You saw the fan page? 1591 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,611 Yeah, it's great. 1592 01:17:50,479 --> 01:17:51,680 It's great. 1593 01:17:51,713 --> 01:17:54,884 Yeah, do you mind if we go over the plan? 1594 01:17:56,385 --> 01:17:57,887 The plan, yeah, of course, 1595 01:17:57,921 --> 01:17:59,621 you don't wanna talk about the fan page with me, 1596 01:17:59,655 --> 01:18:00,856 no, that'd be crazy, huh? 1597 01:18:00,890 --> 01:18:01,690 What am I thinking? 1598 01:18:01,723 --> 01:18:03,425 Unless you did? 1599 01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:06,261 Okay, the plan, you and Horus Slays 1600 01:18:06,295 --> 01:18:10,033 will enter through the rear entry with these. 1601 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,602 You will then escort Ms. Candice White, 1602 01:18:13,635 --> 01:18:14,570 who's a bitch. 1603 01:18:14,603 --> 01:18:15,504 Oh, bless you. 1604 01:18:15,537 --> 01:18:16,872 Thank you, to the front yard, 1605 01:18:16,906 --> 01:18:19,207 where Kirk Stylo will seduce her, 1606 01:18:19,241 --> 01:18:22,879 and once again regain his god-tier status. 1607 01:18:22,912 --> 01:18:23,947 I love this. 1608 01:18:23,980 --> 01:18:25,547 I love Kirk. 1609 01:18:25,581 --> 01:18:26,782 Kirk, you gotta fuckin' tell me... 1610 01:18:26,815 --> 01:18:30,519 Over to ground control, over. 1611 01:18:30,552 --> 01:18:32,287 Copy that, over. 1612 01:18:32,321 --> 01:18:35,090 Do not concede Kirk's secret stash of energy snort 1613 01:18:35,123 --> 01:18:36,725 until you hear code red, 1614 01:18:36,758 --> 01:18:40,063 once he's caked, we only got one shot at this, over. 1615 01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:41,430 Where's my secret stash of energy snort? 1616 01:18:41,463 --> 01:18:43,967 Hey man, it's gonna be okay. 1617 01:18:46,668 --> 01:18:47,836 Hey, how much longer, over. 1618 01:18:47,869 --> 01:18:49,072 I know you possess it. 1619 01:18:49,104 --> 01:18:51,406 I repeat, how much longer, over. 1620 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,608 Horus, over. 1621 01:18:53,742 --> 01:18:56,244 Oh shit, code red, code red. 1622 01:18:57,412 --> 01:19:00,382 I'm just unlocking it, okay? 1623 01:19:00,415 --> 01:19:02,018 Code red, code red. 1624 01:19:08,690 --> 01:19:09,791 Starting the timer now. 1625 01:20:13,321 --> 01:20:16,425 Come into my house, fuck, get down. 1626 01:20:17,459 --> 01:20:19,594 Who the fuck are you, huh? 1627 01:20:19,628 --> 01:20:20,796 Mafia, cartel? 1628 01:20:21,830 --> 01:20:22,664 IRS? 1629 01:20:27,703 --> 01:20:28,837 Horus Slays? 1630 01:20:28,870 --> 01:20:29,671 Get the fuck out! 1631 01:20:29,705 --> 01:20:30,605 Come on. 1632 01:20:30,639 --> 01:20:31,873 Jeez, we're calling the cops. 1633 01:20:31,908 --> 01:20:33,976 Put the Motorola Razr down. 1634 01:20:34,010 --> 01:20:35,510 Who the fuck are you? 1635 01:20:35,544 --> 01:20:36,745 I'm the founder of 1636 01:20:36,778 --> 01:20:40,083 Stylo and the Murder Dogs fan page, bitch. 1637 01:20:40,116 --> 01:20:42,317 All the songs are about me, cunt. 1638 01:20:52,095 --> 01:20:53,930 ♪ Turn around, ♪ 1639 01:20:53,963 --> 01:20:57,232 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit loney, ♪ 1640 01:20:57,265 --> 01:20:59,401 ♪ And you're never comin' 'round, ♪ 1641 01:20:59,434 --> 01:21:01,336 ♪ Turn around, ♪ 1642 01:21:01,369 --> 01:21:04,941 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit tired, ♪ 1643 01:21:04,974 --> 01:21:07,375 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears, ♪ 1644 01:21:07,409 --> 01:21:08,945 ♪ Turn around, ♪ 1645 01:21:08,978 --> 01:21:12,181 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit nervous, ♪ 1646 01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:14,750 ♪ That the best of all the years have gone by, ♪ 1647 01:21:14,783 --> 01:21:16,551 ♪ Turn around, ♪ 1648 01:21:16,585 --> 01:21:20,288 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, ♪ 1649 01:21:20,322 --> 01:21:21,991 ♪ Then I see the look in your eyes, ♪ 1650 01:21:22,024 --> 01:21:25,627 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes, ♪ 1651 01:21:25,660 --> 01:21:27,729 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart, ♪ 1652 01:21:27,763 --> 01:21:31,167 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes, ♪ 1653 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,703 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart, ♪ 1654 01:21:34,736 --> 01:21:38,074 ♪ And I need you now tonight, ♪ 1655 01:21:38,107 --> 01:21:41,610 ♪ And I need you more than ever, ♪ 1656 01:21:41,643 --> 01:21:45,181 ♪ And if you only hold me tight, ♪ 1657 01:21:45,214 --> 01:21:48,918 ♪ We'll be holding on forever, ♪ 1658 01:21:48,951 --> 01:21:52,420 ♪ And we'll only be making it right, ♪ 1659 01:21:52,454 --> 01:21:54,790 ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong, ♪ 1660 01:21:54,823 --> 01:21:58,261 ♪ Together we can take it to the end of the line, ♪ 1661 01:21:58,293 --> 01:22:03,266 ♪ Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time, ♪ 1662 01:22:04,699 --> 01:22:07,402 ♪ I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark, ♪ 1663 01:22:07,435 --> 01:22:11,540 ♪ We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks, ♪ 1664 01:22:11,573 --> 01:22:14,309 ♪ I really need you tonight, ♪ 1665 01:22:14,342 --> 01:22:17,914 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight, ♪ 1666 01:22:17,947 --> 01:22:19,949 ♪ Forever's gonna start, ♪ 1667 01:22:19,982 --> 01:22:23,618 ♪ Once upon a time we were fallin' in love, ♪ 1668 01:22:23,652 --> 01:22:28,657 ♪ But now I'm just fallin' apart, ♪ 1669 01:22:29,558 --> 01:22:31,160 ♪ There's nothin' I can do, ♪ 1670 01:22:31,194 --> 01:22:35,198 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart, ♪ 1671 01:22:44,406 --> 01:22:48,610 You need help, you're embarrassing yourself, Kirk. 1672 01:22:51,813 --> 01:22:54,050 You all thought this was a good idea? 1673 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:57,119 Well, it was supposed to be like 1674 01:22:57,153 --> 01:22:58,420 the opening scene in "Old School," 1675 01:22:58,453 --> 01:22:59,354 where Will Ferrell's getting married... 1676 01:22:59,387 --> 01:23:02,091 Fuck, shut the fuck up Brad. 1677 01:23:02,124 --> 01:23:04,126 Hey, I just wanna announce that, 1678 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:08,264 as reparations for me having non-sexual, 1679 01:23:08,297 --> 01:23:12,168 but deeply intimate relations with Candice, 1680 01:23:12,201 --> 01:23:16,138 while she was, in fact, with Kirk at the moment, 1681 01:23:17,340 --> 01:23:19,474 I am releasing Stylo and the Murder Dogs 1682 01:23:19,507 --> 01:23:21,776 from their $33,000 debt. 1683 01:23:21,810 --> 01:23:22,677 $33,000 debt? 1684 01:23:22,711 --> 01:23:24,947 Shut the fuck up. 1685 01:23:24,981 --> 01:23:26,883 If you don't get Kirk off this lawn 1686 01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:28,985 and into rehab right fucking now, 1687 01:23:29,018 --> 01:23:30,518 I swear to God I'm gonna call the cops, 1688 01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:31,988 I really mean it. 1689 01:23:34,389 --> 01:23:35,390 Come on, man. 1690 01:23:35,423 --> 01:23:36,658 Jesus Christ. 1691 01:23:36,691 --> 01:23:37,592 Let's go get you some help. 1692 01:23:43,332 --> 01:23:44,532 You got it, Kirk. 1693 01:23:44,566 --> 01:23:45,334 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1694 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:46,534 Can you drive? 1695 01:23:46,568 --> 01:23:47,336 Yeah, let's go Kirk. 1696 01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:48,770 Let's go. 1697 01:23:50,839 --> 01:23:51,908 You did what you could. 1698 01:24:29,345 --> 01:24:30,179 Hi. 1699 01:24:32,381 --> 01:24:34,216 Kirk, I got a, Kirk. 1700 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,720 No, fuck off! 1701 01:24:53,302 --> 01:24:54,437 So now what? 1702 01:24:55,338 --> 01:24:57,539 It's fuckin' over, isn't it? 1703 01:24:57,572 --> 01:25:01,911 Well, best case scenario, Kirk actually sobers up. 1704 01:25:07,383 --> 01:25:10,785 That's like, but then who the fuck is he? 1705 01:25:12,587 --> 01:25:14,924 Kid's been pitted since junior high. 1706 01:25:14,957 --> 01:25:16,725 How long does it take for someone to sober up? 1707 01:25:16,758 --> 01:25:17,759 A few weeks? 1708 01:25:19,728 --> 01:25:23,732 Sometimes you can't separate greatness from mobeus, man. 1709 01:25:23,765 --> 01:25:24,967 Yo, I think this is where 1710 01:25:25,001 --> 01:25:28,636 our ships cross in the night, fellas, I'm out. 1711 01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:30,339 Best of luck to y'all, though. 1712 01:25:30,373 --> 01:25:33,876 Don't forget, y'all talented without Kirk, 1713 01:25:35,011 --> 01:25:37,179 so keep your heads up, all right? 1714 01:25:37,213 --> 01:25:38,481 It's been good. 1715 01:25:42,650 --> 01:25:43,919 All right, man. 1716 01:25:45,121 --> 01:25:45,921 Stay up. 1717 01:25:53,262 --> 01:25:56,664 If this Murder Dog shit ever do take off, 1718 01:25:57,766 --> 01:26:01,070 I'll waive my day rate, plus I'm back in. 1719 01:26:07,143 --> 01:26:10,012 Said they're gonna call us. 1720 01:26:10,046 --> 01:26:12,348 Yeah, I left my number with her. 1721 01:26:12,381 --> 01:26:13,182 Same. 1722 01:26:19,321 --> 01:26:21,257 Keep your head up, man. 1723 01:26:23,893 --> 01:26:25,627 Hope your mom feels better. 1724 01:26:25,660 --> 01:26:26,761 Thanks man. 1725 01:26:27,930 --> 01:26:29,432 Let me know if you hear anything. 1726 01:26:29,465 --> 01:26:30,299 Will do. 1727 01:26:43,946 --> 01:26:46,215 Somebody cleaned. 1728 01:26:46,248 --> 01:26:47,450 Yep, where would you like to be, mom? 1729 01:26:47,483 --> 01:26:49,118 On the couch, just right there. 1730 01:26:49,151 --> 01:26:50,352 Oh here. 1731 01:26:50,386 --> 01:26:53,122 Oh thanks, yep, I got it, I got it. 1732 01:26:56,559 --> 01:26:58,494 I gotta take this. 1733 01:26:58,527 --> 01:27:00,996 Yeah, of course I got it. 1734 01:27:01,030 --> 01:27:02,465 Can I get you anything? 1735 01:27:02,498 --> 01:27:06,202 No, I understand you have some kind of party van? 1736 01:27:06,235 --> 01:27:07,069 Hello? 1737 01:27:09,138 --> 01:27:10,372 Hello? 1738 01:27:10,406 --> 01:27:11,673 Hello? 1739 01:27:11,706 --> 01:27:12,508 Jordan? 1740 01:27:12,541 --> 01:27:13,708 Can you hear? 1741 01:27:13,741 --> 01:27:15,544 Sorry, I have horrible service in my house, 1742 01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:16,744 hey, can you hear me? 1743 01:27:16,778 --> 01:27:18,581 Yes I can, I'm just callin' to see 1744 01:27:18,613 --> 01:27:21,951 how you're doin', how everybody's doin'. 1745 01:27:24,987 --> 01:27:26,489 How's your mom? 1746 01:27:26,522 --> 01:27:27,689 Oh, she's doin' a lot better, 1747 01:27:27,722 --> 01:27:28,924 we just got her home. 1748 01:27:28,958 --> 01:27:30,993 Good to hear, any news on Kirk, 1749 01:27:31,026 --> 01:27:33,628 anybody gone over to visit? 1750 01:27:33,661 --> 01:27:35,498 I guess he has to invite us or something, 1751 01:27:35,531 --> 01:27:36,932 I don't really know. 1752 01:27:36,966 --> 01:27:38,633 Oh, yeah, that's too bad. 1753 01:27:38,666 --> 01:27:40,603 Well hopefully you'll be surprised 1754 01:27:40,635 --> 01:27:44,540 at what comes out of the situation, you never know. 1755 01:27:44,573 --> 01:27:47,610 All you can do is keep tryin' to make it happen. 1756 01:27:47,642 --> 01:27:51,313 Yeah, that's what my mom keeps sayin'. 1757 01:27:51,347 --> 01:27:54,450 We'll catch 'em next time, kid. 1758 01:27:54,483 --> 01:27:55,918 Yes we will, 1759 01:27:55,951 --> 01:27:57,785 I'll let you know if I hear anything, all right? 1760 01:27:57,819 --> 01:27:58,621 All right. 1761 01:27:58,653 --> 01:28:00,222 Bye. 1762 01:28:00,256 --> 01:28:02,657 What'd he say, how'd it go? 1763 01:28:03,993 --> 01:28:05,528 Get your fuckin' hand off me. 1764 01:28:05,561 --> 01:28:06,728 Yes, sorry. 1765 01:29:08,823 --> 01:29:09,658 Hello? 1766 01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:12,827 Sunnyside Health Clinic, 1767 01:29:12,860 --> 01:29:16,999 do you accept a call from Bartholomew Stylopolis? 1768 01:29:17,032 --> 01:29:17,865 Yeah. 1769 01:29:25,975 --> 01:29:27,809 Stylo, ow ow! 1770 01:29:28,677 --> 01:29:31,046 Check check check, check! 1771 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:33,848 Ladies and gentlemen, I've written a new song 1772 01:29:33,882 --> 01:29:35,718 called Dick Cheney, 1773 01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:39,854 and it's the first song I've ever written sober. 1774 01:29:39,888 --> 01:29:41,856 And I'm gonna jam it. 1775 01:29:41,890 --> 01:29:43,825 Yeah man! 1776 01:29:43,858 --> 01:29:45,894 Where did he get all this gear from? 1777 01:29:45,928 --> 01:29:48,030 I honestly don't know. 1778 01:30:00,976 --> 01:30:04,812 This is the riff, yeah, get up here and jam. 1779 01:30:04,846 --> 01:30:06,949 You too Horus, take over. 1780 01:30:14,356 --> 01:30:18,460 Yeah, you just jam, yeah, yes, double the hi-hat. 1781 01:30:22,331 --> 01:30:24,166 Now follow that, yeah. 1782 01:30:31,573 --> 01:30:32,741 Doctor, I couldn't have gotten here. 1783 01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:33,542 Are you sure? 1784 01:30:33,575 --> 01:30:34,376 I think we got it now. 1785 01:30:34,410 --> 01:30:35,277 Okay, you're sure. 1786 01:30:35,311 --> 01:30:36,178 Mark, yes. 1787 01:30:59,935 --> 01:31:04,907 ♪ Oh, in the midnight, in the corner, ♪ 1788 01:31:07,042 --> 01:31:12,014 ♪ Oh, in the midnight, in the corner, ♪ 1789 01:31:13,415 --> 01:31:17,119 ♪ He got in the mood now, was a woofing door, ♪ 1790 01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:22,491 ♪ It wasn't a secret, and I heard it go, ♪ 1791 01:32:00,329 --> 01:32:05,300 ♪ Suddenly, happiness and love come back, ♪ 1792 01:32:06,435 --> 01:32:10,639 ♪ Thought I was dreamin' me a lullaby, ♪ 1793 01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:15,811 ♪ Hey, say my love is, I love my babe, ♪ 1794 01:32:17,045 --> 01:32:21,383 ♪ Think I am breathin' down a soul train, ♪ 1795 01:32:36,565 --> 01:32:38,834 I'm tellin' you, I called it Dick Cheney 1796 01:32:38,867 --> 01:32:40,436 'cause he got shot, 1797 01:32:40,469 --> 01:32:42,371 and I feel like I got shot, man. 1798 01:32:42,404 --> 01:32:43,639 Dick Cheney didn't get shot. 1799 01:32:43,672 --> 01:32:44,573 Never be the same. 1800 01:32:44,606 --> 01:32:46,208 He shot the fuckin' guy. 1801 01:32:46,241 --> 01:32:47,209 Yeah. 1802 01:32:47,242 --> 01:32:48,010 Are you sure about that? 1803 01:32:48,043 --> 01:32:49,678 100% sure, yeah. 1804 01:32:51,113 --> 01:32:53,315 I'm sure, MmmHmm. 1805 01:32:53,348 --> 01:32:56,685 I don't know, I gotta take this. 1806 01:32:56,718 --> 01:32:58,320 Talk to me, Jordan. 1807 01:32:58,353 --> 01:33:00,856 I got someone here, hold on. 1808 01:33:02,024 --> 01:33:03,592 Hey Kirk, this is Jim. 1809 01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:05,594 I don't know any Jims. 1810 01:33:05,627 --> 01:33:08,630 Jim Atkins, from Jimmy Eat World, hey. 1811 01:33:08,664 --> 01:33:10,165 Oh shit. 1812 01:33:10,199 --> 01:33:11,400 So hey, 1813 01:33:11,433 --> 01:33:12,568 Jordan was just showing me your EP, 1814 01:33:12,601 --> 01:33:14,636 and I think it's awesome. 1815 01:33:14,670 --> 01:33:15,871 Jimmy Eat World is about to go out 1816 01:33:15,905 --> 01:33:17,406 on a full North American run, 1817 01:33:17,439 --> 01:33:20,142 and we were wondering if Stylo and the Murder Dogs 1818 01:33:20,175 --> 01:33:22,010 want to come out with us. 1819 01:33:27,282 --> 01:33:31,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, let me talk to my guys. 1820 01:34:13,695 --> 01:34:17,766 ♪ Come on in, the water is fine, ♪ 1821 01:34:19,969 --> 01:34:21,069 If you need anything, 1822 01:34:21,103 --> 01:34:22,204 I'm on the first flight back, all right? 1823 01:34:22,237 --> 01:34:23,372 You are such a good kid... 1824 01:34:23,405 --> 01:34:24,573 - Mom. - I can't stand it. 1825 01:34:24,606 --> 01:34:25,807 - Mom... - I just wanna squeeze you. 1826 01:34:25,841 --> 01:34:27,042 I'm serious, though, Horus can play anything, 1827 01:34:27,075 --> 01:34:28,243 he can cover for me, I'll be back. 1828 01:34:28,277 --> 01:34:31,280 Okay, okay, look where you are. 1829 01:34:31,313 --> 01:34:32,848 You did it. 1830 01:34:32,882 --> 01:34:33,682 I love you. 1831 01:34:33,715 --> 01:34:35,217 I love you. 1832 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:37,052 You know who else is proud of you right now, right? 1833 01:34:37,085 --> 01:34:38,587 Christopher Cross? 1834 01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:39,521 Your dad. 1835 01:34:39,555 --> 01:34:41,925 I know, I know, I love you. 1836 01:34:44,994 --> 01:34:45,827 Be good. 1837 01:34:48,797 --> 01:34:49,933 Whoa. 1838 01:34:49,966 --> 01:34:51,300 This shit is fun, man, 1839 01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:53,937 play Halo, destroy some aliens. 1840 01:34:56,005 --> 01:35:00,275 Yeah, I know, this is the stuff, this is the stuff. 1841 01:35:01,443 --> 01:35:02,912 Yo, man... 1842 01:35:02,946 --> 01:35:04,446 Yeah, you know how to get this hooked up? 1843 01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:06,648 This is brand new man, I don't know how to even... 1844 01:35:06,682 --> 01:35:07,783 Hey-o! 1845 01:35:09,851 --> 01:35:10,652 What up, buddy? 1846 01:35:10,686 --> 01:35:11,853 Hey. 1847 01:35:11,888 --> 01:35:13,488 Welcome to the tour life, brother! 1848 01:35:13,522 --> 01:35:15,824 Ready to get some. 1849 01:35:15,857 --> 01:35:17,026 Do you know how to get this shit goin'? 1850 01:35:17,060 --> 01:35:18,193 Yeah, give it to papa. 1851 01:35:18,226 --> 01:35:19,394 We should all pull out. 1852 01:35:19,428 --> 01:35:20,429 Your dad shoulda pulled out. 1853 01:35:20,462 --> 01:35:22,531 Yeah, seriously. 1854 01:35:27,971 --> 01:35:30,138 Jeez, fuck, shit. 1855 01:35:31,074 --> 01:35:31,975 The fuck was that? 1856 01:35:32,008 --> 01:35:35,044 I'm fucking pregnant, Kirk. 1857 01:35:35,078 --> 01:35:36,178 What? 1858 01:35:36,211 --> 01:35:39,015 I'm fucking pregnant, bitch! 1859 01:35:39,048 --> 01:35:40,482 - No. - Oh no. 1860 01:35:40,515 --> 01:35:43,218 Doesn't she mean we're pregnant? 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