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It is the Egyptian room. Call the police.

Hurry up.

He steals everything that is loose and stuck. -Impossible.

Then look yourself.

It's me, MJ. I'm not calling too soon?

No, it is not. I have been up for hours.

Tell us why non-planetary mass does not exert gravity.

It does, only very little. I knew I should have you.

You know this too.

What should a drama student with physics be?

You need Einstein for that. Would he be free?

Now you say it…

I have a test work on Monday and I've been so busy with the festival.

Now you have to say: MJ, I want to help you.

Then we also take a video. I look in my diary.

It's pretty full, but I'll manage it. Awesome. Until then.

And this time try to attract two identical socks.

She does not need any tutoring. Not really.

I have made more impressions than I thought.

Look, what terrible. Spiderman has robbed the museum.

He has taken dozens of valuables.

Anyone can attract and break a Spiderman suit.

Can you do something like that? Or something?

And then the lack of respect. Good, but I'm not a thief.

- I'm going to work. - A good day.

I did not understand why everyone thought Spiderman was such a hero.

Recording in fifteen seconds. Parker, here. Now.

I'm coming. How strange that you tackle this yourself.

I am always there when Spiderman is news. What you can not say.

Why were there no pictures on my desk?

'Sorry' does not sell.

Are you a journalist? Camera is running.

J. Jonah Jameson brings you a live broadcast about Spiderman: -

the last humiliation.

I would also like to hear the rest, but...

Unbelievable.

Someone left a souvernir.

Stand still. Lee from the New York police. What are you doing here?

I am a photographer of the Bugle. Reporter about Spiderman?

Yes, but this time I'm too late. Wait a second. What is that?

- Something I found. - That's web.

Removing material is punishable. Is it really web?

Say it.

The web of Spiderman dissolves after an hour. This has been around for hours.

Maybe he changed the composition.

Come on, we'll talk further on the desk.

Do not be afraid. I come to help you.

I am Mysterio and I have a warning for Spiderman: -

You can not hide anywhere, you can not fly anywhere.

For me, you are a costumed engbek.

What can you do? I was already hoping for that question.

Cheap trick. -I catch Spiderman for you.

I want the media bonuses to be included.

And now things are rolling...

Do not let the ball fall. Understood?

Everybody out. And now.

How did he flicker that? Good question.

I knew it was fake, that's what my instinct said.

From hero to bastard. And I'm not even a politician.

And where does that Mysterio come from? And he succeeds...

A new Spiderman incident. This time in the mall.

According to the police...

I'm going to visit my bad twin brother.

Why does everyone think he can be a hero? A cheap imitation.

No, then my captivating charm.

I recognize that laugh: Mysterio.

The counterfeit Spiderman disappears and you appear.

He is one of your illusions. You are fake.

Do not be afraid. I make sure he does no harm.

Watch out that I do not hurt you.

I am eager to take the fight. But not here.

It has to happen on the spot where you became my downfall.

There are too many stones in your fish bowl. What do you mean?

That is all clear.

Follow the road with the yellow stones.

Now I just feel a certain coyote.

Do we get the farmers with flares?

You have set them against me. What now? -This.

I like it when the tension is cut.

The old museum trick. I do not kick in again.

No trace.

No one can hold his breath for so long.

We'll stop for tonight.

With my next salary I buy a snorkel.

Spiderman is food for the fish and the city has a new hero.

Mysterio, a real hero. V \ fi ndbuil.

I just wanted to know if you were still alive. I forgot our appointment.

Of course, I am not important enough.

If it's not too late... You get a chance, and that's all.

I'm baffled. My life is a dull misery.

What do I do it for? I forget my appointments.

My life must be different.

Hello World. Day Spiderman.

Leave Aunt May, I'll go.

Only because I occasionally take his picture, I do not know where he is yet.

He is food for the Pisces, I hear. We do not have a body.

He is probably spinning his webs somewhere. Then find him.

He has been sounded in it. Seize your chance to help an innocent man.

That is not my responsibility. I do not say this on the desk...

But? I want to know who heis...

and on Whose side he stands. I know only one thing for sure.

He never rejected anyone who needed help.

And you do. You've taken pictures of him so often...

too bad you have not taken over from him.

She is right. Spidey never left anyone out in the cold.

Once after. When I just had my strength, I wanted to see money.

I wore a costume to remain anonymous.

Take him, do not let him escape.

Sorry, I'm a wrestler, not an agent. Why should I interfere?

The police were at Aunt May. There was broken into.

I have bad news for you.

Uncle Ben had him stop Willen.

The burglar was in a warehouse. I wanted to get him first.

And that worked for me too.

It was that bastard that I should have stopped.

I had not used my powers. That's how I lost my uncle.

He always said: Power brings responsibility.

If I stop, who will suffer?

Are you gonna Go My Way?

It makes me crazy. I will not forget a guy with a fish bowl, right?

He certainly was not born with that. Wait.

He said that I had ruined his life on the bridge.

Incidents involving Spiderman.

Accidents, helicopter crashed, robbery. Really your site.

Helicopter crashed. I know it again.

A chase was filmed. I call it up.

It was a scene with a series of explosions.

One was too powerful and damaged a helicopter.

There is more. I had seen something at the tower.

A mortar. The man of the special effects had hidden him there.

He wanted a bigger blow.

The crash was his fault. He would have gone free...

if I had not caught him.

They will arrest me. It's all your fault.

I'll get you, I swear to you.

And you almost forgot this? -I hear something like that three times a week.

His name is Quentin Beck. He has been given a year.

Does he live in Wonder Studios? That is the deciding factor.

New York welcomes Mysterio as the newest and largest...

A fax comes in.

Dear Chuckles, do you want the real story about Mysterio and Spiderman?

Then come to the Wonder Studios, your neighborhood-friendly Spiderman.

Beck is a Spidey fan club on his own.

Suction cups? Little advanced, though.

But it does work.

He has all the floor plans: The museum and the shopping center.

Those stunts have cost him months of work.

The museum roof that collapses. That's how he did it.

A new holographic technique. Small, portable and scary good.

There are a lot of brains in that sick fish bowl.

There was a series of crimes in the pipeline.

All that fake comes out of my head. Not everything is fake.

Every now and then it is real.

You can decide that. If you can, at least.

I give you a hint. If you disappear, that is no illusion.

What is this, a fairground attraction?

I do not even have to queue.

Spiderman is inside, right? That is not your business.

Do not put a throat on it. I am an influential man.

Then you sing a little lower. Do you want to? Then help me.

Next time I will only go on the ponies. My instinct...

Oh no, the fantasy of Harryhausen. Or is it the horror of Roger Corman?

Let's see how real you are. A rough bolster, but inside...

a heart of aluminum.

This is somewhat ironic.

Time for the cavalry to arrive, is not it? Well, they are there.

They have nothing to do with it. Let them go.

- You can keep Jameson, but... - Good.

Time to clear the bill. What account?

You did it to yourself. That's what my psychiatrist said.

But with him I did not feel as good as I am now.

Tie it around it. And now draw as you have never drawn.

Time for the grand finale.

Q is here really? If you are behind it, it is too late.

I only have one chance. I go on my instinct, close my eyes...

What do you think of your great hero now? Get me out of here.

If you ask very sweetly. I packed it.

Spiderman free Mysterio caught.

A riddle: What do Spiderman and I have in common?

You look good in tight clothes?

We have not been both ourselves. Are you taking me to my class?

I'm sorry I hung up. -And me that I forgot our appointment.

Do you still have extra lessons?

To speak with an old playwright: -

who wants to learn, must study. I did that and I made it.

Congratulations.

I have lessons here. I have to run. You know, physics is very similar to theater.

I get it now. It's about creating order in life.

When I realized that, it went automatically. I now also continue.

Thank you for bringing order to my life.

And in that of Spiderman.