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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,358 --> 00:00:10,014 Hey, back up. 2 00:00:10,096 --> 00:00:11,845 What do I look like, the information lady? 3 00:00:11,930 --> 00:00:14,267 Hell, no. I'm a law enforcement officer, 4 00:00:14,352 --> 00:00:15,760 emphasis on the enforcement. 5 00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:17,822 You need to know what happened last week on Shameless? 6 00:00:17,906 --> 00:00:20,173 Better go find someone who actually gives a shit. 7 00:00:23,478 --> 00:00:25,019 City of Chicago says 8 00:00:25,104 --> 00:00:27,368 all bars are closed until further notice. 9 00:00:27,453 --> 00:00:30,181 Hail, 'rona survivors! Where is everyone? 10 00:00:30,292 --> 00:00:32,371 The mayor shut us all down again on Tuesday. 11 00:00:32,455 --> 00:00:34,947 Well, who the hell can keep track? 12 00:00:35,032 --> 00:00:36,251 I made a big mistake, son. 13 00:00:36,335 --> 00:00:37,713 I rented this house without asking 14 00:00:37,798 --> 00:00:38,986 your mommy first, and now 15 00:00:39,071 --> 00:00:40,399 I'm basically her bitch. 16 00:00:40,579 --> 00:00:42,524 Holy shit! 17 00:00:42,657 --> 00:00:43,736 What the hell is that? 18 00:00:43,829 --> 00:00:45,636 Hands off, Frank. We're not offering credit 19 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,946 on cannabis products. Payment up front only. 20 00:00:48,032 --> 00:00:49,629 Debbie needs her share of the utilities. 21 00:00:49,714 --> 00:00:52,153 Want me to get some shitty-ass minimum-wage job like you, 22 00:00:52,238 --> 00:00:53,490 hauling boxes around a warehouse? 23 00:00:53,574 --> 00:00:54,949 What the fuck is this? 24 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:56,355 I go and get our money, 25 00:00:56,439 --> 00:00:58,440 all I find is IOUs. 26 00:00:58,524 --> 00:01:00,549 You spent all our money from the wedding? 27 00:01:00,634 --> 00:01:02,319 Did you eat all the brownies? 28 00:01:02,456 --> 00:01:03,731 I had three, 29 00:01:03,816 --> 00:01:05,118 and Tommy had four. 30 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:06,912 We were hungry. 31 00:01:09,704 --> 00:01:11,564 With the loss of so many officers to the 'rona, 32 00:01:11,649 --> 00:01:13,276 the bosses are willing to put you on the street. 33 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,714 It's not a tough call to give you a badge. 34 00:01:14,798 --> 00:01:16,306 Busting heads is a man's job, 35 00:01:16,459 --> 00:01:18,259 and you are a natural born ass kicker. 36 00:01:19,545 --> 00:01:20,979 Congratulations, Gallagher. 37 00:01:21,064 --> 00:01:22,917 You're gonna get to be one of the best of the best, 38 00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:24,954 a goddamn Chicago police officer. 39 00:01:25,039 --> 00:01:26,478 Thank you, sir. 40 00:01:34,343 --> 00:01:36,343 *SHAMELESS US * Season 12 Episode 02 41 00:01:36,427 --> 00:01:38,427 Episode Title: "Go Home, Gentrifier!" 42 00:01:39,983 --> 00:01:42,716 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 43 00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:45,990 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 44 00:01:46,385 --> 00:01:49,429 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 45 00:01:49,513 --> 00:01:53,763 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 46 00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:57,123 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 47 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,341 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 48 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,775 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 49 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:06,716 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 50 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,156 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 51 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,539 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 52 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:23,750 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 53 00:02:23,923 --> 00:02:28,211 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 54 00:02:28,594 --> 00:02:31,437 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 55 00:02:31,806 --> 00:02:34,781 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 56 00:02:35,184 --> 00:02:37,226 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 57 00:02:37,353 --> 00:02:40,742 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 58 00:02:48,742 --> 00:02:51,304 Watch out, crackheads. Coming back for you later. 59 00:02:51,869 --> 00:02:54,218 Making a mental note of your face, shitbag. 60 00:03:00,174 --> 00:03:01,258 Watch it, ladies. 61 00:03:01,343 --> 00:03:03,140 Might haul your asses down to the station. 62 00:03:03,336 --> 00:03:05,157 Yeah, that's right. You're looking at the po-po. 63 00:03:05,241 --> 00:03:06,898 First day on the job. 64 00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:14,156 My birthday! 65 00:03:18,514 --> 00:03:19,613 Wake up! 66 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:24,093 Wake up! I'm five! 67 00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:29,547 Hey, hey. Look who it is. 68 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:30,882 The birthday girl. 69 00:03:35,766 --> 00:03:37,062 Presents? 70 00:03:37,147 --> 00:03:38,328 Oh, no, no. 71 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,673 It's not like Christmas, Franny. 72 00:03:39,757 --> 00:03:41,743 You're gonna get your presents tonight at your party. 73 00:03:41,827 --> 00:03:42,953 Oh. 74 00:03:43,038 --> 00:03:44,039 Hey. 75 00:03:44,132 --> 00:03:45,249 Come on. 76 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:47,252 Let's go make some breakfast, huh? 77 00:03:49,351 --> 00:03:50,547 Whoof! 78 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,299 Go sit! 79 00:03:52,383 --> 00:03:53,508 Yo, what up? 80 00:03:53,593 --> 00:03:54,869 Why'd you guys sleep here last night? 81 00:03:54,953 --> 00:03:56,235 Oh, the fumes at our new place 82 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,596 from resurfacing the bathtub. 83 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,376 Good morning, Franny. Happy birthday. 84 00:03:59,461 --> 00:04:01,195 - Thank you. - These up for grabs? 85 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,758 - No, don't touch. - Why? 86 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,794 I'm gonna sell them for cheap to the lunch debt kids. 87 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,087 What's a lunch debt kid? 88 00:04:06,172 --> 00:04:08,259 Kids who run out of money on their food account. 89 00:04:08,343 --> 00:04:10,257 Can't eat the hot lunch till they pay up. 90 00:04:10,342 --> 00:04:11,776 Is that even legal? 91 00:04:11,861 --> 00:04:13,612 Don't public schools have to feed the kids? 92 00:04:13,735 --> 00:04:15,845 Yeah, but the lunch lady serves them gross shit 93 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:17,384 like stale bread, 94 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,468 government cheese, chunky pudding. 95 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:22,117 So you're capitalizing on the misfortunes of others 96 00:04:22,202 --> 00:04:23,806 by selling them your peanut butter sandwiches? 97 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,791 The American way. See you. 98 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:29,169 Hey, there's my sweet birthday princess! 99 00:04:29,253 --> 00:04:30,671 Who is five today? 100 00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:32,141 - Me! - You? Ah! 101 00:04:32,226 --> 00:04:35,551 I don't know! She looks like a big girl. 102 00:04:35,635 --> 00:04:36,844 Did you grow overnight? 103 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,762 Are you sure you're not 15? 104 00:04:38,847 --> 00:04:40,016 I am! I am! 105 00:04:40,101 --> 00:04:41,473 Yeah, I knew you were. 106 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,475 Are you excited for your princess party? 107 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,922 I hate princesses! 108 00:04:45,007 --> 00:04:46,395 What? No, you don't. 109 00:04:46,479 --> 00:04:47,980 I'm with Frans on this one. 110 00:04:48,064 --> 00:04:50,656 Hey, no. I invited your entire class. 111 00:04:50,741 --> 00:04:52,680 There's gonna be a bouncy house. 112 00:04:52,765 --> 00:04:54,118 We're gonna get a bunch of decorations 113 00:04:54,202 --> 00:04:55,529 at the dollar store. It's gonna be great. 114 00:04:55,613 --> 00:04:57,281 Hey, can I tag along to the dollar store? 115 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,242 - Sure. - Homeboy needs more diapers. 116 00:04:59,327 --> 00:05:01,218 - Is that me? - Yeah. 117 00:05:02,264 --> 00:05:04,412 Hey, hey, hey, birthday Franny. 118 00:05:04,497 --> 00:05:06,952 Hey, look what I got you from work. 119 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,468 They let us keep stuff if it's past its expiration date. 120 00:05:09,553 --> 00:05:11,047 There's so much stuff that just gets 121 00:05:11,132 --> 00:05:12,296 thrown away into a dumpster. 122 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,367 Oh, great job, man. Free old cereal. 123 00:05:14,452 --> 00:05:16,341 Yeah, at least I have a real job. 124 00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:17,676 Get off my back. 125 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,054 Hey, Debs, I'm finally gonna get 126 00:05:19,139 --> 00:05:20,891 my first paycheck later, 127 00:05:20,976 --> 00:05:22,719 so I can start paying for my part of the bills. 128 00:05:22,803 --> 00:05:23,937 - Great. - Wait, what? 129 00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:25,344 I didn't plan on supporting a husband. 130 00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:26,782 - You gotta pull your weight. - I told you, 131 00:05:26,866 --> 00:05:28,186 I am still on my honeymoon. 132 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:30,296 We need money for food, rent. 133 00:05:30,381 --> 00:05:31,578 Great. I could go get money 134 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:33,233 - in 30 fucking seconds. - Legal money. 135 00:05:33,318 --> 00:05:35,023 Look, they're hiring over at my warehouse. 136 00:05:35,108 --> 00:05:36,445 You could go over there today and apply. 137 00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:38,030 Thanks, no thanks. 138 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:39,774 All right, if you don't get a real job today, 139 00:05:39,858 --> 00:05:41,038 you're not getting any more sex. 140 00:05:41,122 --> 00:05:42,081 Whoo-hoo! 141 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:43,118 Oh, no, please. 142 00:05:43,202 --> 00:05:44,266 I don't give a shit, man. 143 00:05:44,351 --> 00:05:45,766 I don't need your disgusting-ass dick. 144 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:49,686 Ah, you guys been married what, like, 50 years now? 145 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:51,984 - 5-0! - Oh, fuck, it's the cops! 146 00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:53,421 Hey, I'm unarmed! 147 00:05:53,506 --> 00:05:55,964 - Ha, ha, ha, very funny, assholes. - Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 148 00:05:56,048 --> 00:05:57,633 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'ma go load 149 00:05:57,717 --> 00:05:59,937 these bad boys up with armor-piercing rounds 150 00:06:00,022 --> 00:06:01,511 so I can keep the mean streets safe 151 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,140 for fuck-heads like you guys. 152 00:06:03,225 --> 00:06:04,710 Watch out, Chicago! 153 00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:06,069 You're going down. 154 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,687 - Here you go, Kerm. - Thanks, Kev. 155 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,991 May there be many more where this comes from. 156 00:06:22,986 --> 00:06:24,195 Hey, Tommy. 157 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,515 Kev. 158 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:30,374 Kermit. 159 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:32,107 Tommy. 160 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,133 Why are you two sitting so far apart from each other? 161 00:06:41,218 --> 00:06:43,720 - Social distancing. - Take a beer, Kev. 162 00:06:44,257 --> 00:06:45,806 Yeah, sure, of course. 163 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,710 Okay, call me when you have more. 164 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,413 Elijah from the dispensary 165 00:06:50,498 --> 00:06:51,832 doesn't have weed either, Kev. 166 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:52,805 Shit. 167 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,311 Whole city's run out. 168 00:06:54,556 --> 00:06:56,945 Another symptom of economic anxiety: 169 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:58,804 everyone's self-medicating. 170 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,530 Why are you two sitting apart? 171 00:07:01,739 --> 00:07:03,186 - No reason. - Nothing. 172 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:05,783 I think they're having a fight. 173 00:07:05,868 --> 00:07:08,016 A fight? About what? 174 00:07:08,101 --> 00:07:09,788 Saying something under your breath means 175 00:07:09,872 --> 00:07:11,210 "keep it quiet." 176 00:07:11,295 --> 00:07:13,030 Hello! I'm here. 177 00:07:13,749 --> 00:07:15,538 Oh, Frank! 178 00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:17,819 You gotta use the secret knock. 179 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,272 Oh, sorry. 180 00:07:20,772 --> 00:07:22,509 Top of the morning to you. 181 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,164 So what you got for me to sample today 182 00:07:25,249 --> 00:07:26,972 in the wonderful world of weed, 183 00:07:27,056 --> 00:07:30,171 Master Kev, Mistress V? 184 00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:33,352 What are... why are you guys sitting so far apart? 185 00:07:33,437 --> 00:07:34,532 One of you fart or something? 186 00:07:34,616 --> 00:07:36,085 - Just because. - Stop asking. 187 00:07:36,343 --> 00:07:37,524 Jesus, fine. 188 00:07:37,608 --> 00:07:39,554 Sit in your own stank, for all I care. 189 00:07:40,108 --> 00:07:41,595 They won't tell us either. 190 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,897 Oh. 191 00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:44,906 Where are the goods? 192 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:46,132 Sold out. 193 00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:47,351 Impressive. 194 00:07:47,436 --> 00:07:49,430 But our suppliers are out of product now. 195 00:07:49,515 --> 00:07:51,530 Ever since the 'rona, there's been a rush on weed. 196 00:07:51,615 --> 00:07:53,040 They were not prepared for the demand. 197 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:55,004 - Everyone's out. - It's a blessing in disguise. 198 00:07:55,124 --> 00:07:57,078 - Pot is dangerous. - Amen to that. 199 00:07:57,163 --> 00:07:58,253 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 200 00:07:58,337 --> 00:08:00,281 That's impossible. There's no such thing 201 00:08:00,366 --> 00:08:02,716 as a rush on weed. It's in abundance. 202 00:08:03,002 --> 00:08:04,329 There's three different dispensaries 203 00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:06,078 - we use for our product. - They're all out. 204 00:08:06,162 --> 00:08:07,266 Dispensaries? 205 00:08:07,366 --> 00:08:09,757 You know what kind of a markup they've got? 206 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:12,069 I can get you more product. 207 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,234 - Where? - Yeah, illegal shit. 208 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,734 Marijuana's basically just a weed. 209 00:08:16,819 --> 00:08:18,164 The government has no more right 210 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:20,194 to regulate it than they do sunflowers. 211 00:08:20,279 --> 00:08:21,696 Or making us wear masks. 212 00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:23,027 Exactly! 213 00:08:23,112 --> 00:08:25,655 Don't worry. I can get you more product. 214 00:08:25,919 --> 00:08:28,379 We can go in on this together, partners. 215 00:08:28,488 --> 00:08:29,999 - Yes. - No! 216 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:34,367 I am not going into the weed business 217 00:08:34,452 --> 00:08:35,625 with Frank Gallagher. 218 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,134 Frank Gallagher's the best person to go 219 00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:38,282 - in the weed business with. - Shh. 220 00:08:38,366 --> 00:08:40,173 I was whispering so that means to talk quietly. 221 00:08:40,257 --> 00:08:41,203 Well, now you know how it feels. 222 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:44,007 Veronica, I understand your reluctance. 223 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,802 I would feel the same if I were going 224 00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:48,261 into business with me. 225 00:08:48,491 --> 00:08:51,890 May I suggest we do a trial run today? 226 00:08:52,038 --> 00:08:54,288 Give me a chance to prove myself. 227 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:56,163 I will find you weed, 228 00:08:56,249 --> 00:08:58,999 I will teach you how to make the best edibles in the city, 229 00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:02,566 and then I will help you sell those edibles 230 00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:03,906 at a premium. 231 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:07,109 I was born to do this. 232 00:09:07,194 --> 00:09:10,186 I've been training for it my whole fucking life. 233 00:09:11,397 --> 00:09:14,811 Frank Gallagher really is an illegal drug connoisseur, V. 234 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:20,187 Fine, a trial run just for today. 235 00:09:20,272 --> 00:09:22,625 Elijah should have some legal product in stock 236 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:25,538 - in a couple of days. - You will not regret this. 237 00:09:25,796 --> 00:09:27,421 Oh. 238 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,601 Nah, it's... 239 00:09:53,118 --> 00:09:54,161 Look at those virgins. 240 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,086 This is the freshest meat I've ever seen. 241 00:09:56,171 --> 00:09:58,031 Yanez, over here. 242 00:09:58,116 --> 00:10:00,251 I'ma Denzel Washington your ass today. 243 00:10:00,336 --> 00:10:02,460 Officer Tipping, Carl Gallagher. 244 00:10:02,544 --> 00:10:03,931 I believe I'm your partner. 245 00:10:04,016 --> 00:10:05,881 Stand down, son. No need for formality. 246 00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:07,716 - Bring it in. - Uh, really? 247 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,307 We've all been tested. You wouldn't be here 248 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,927 if you were positive. Now bring it in. 249 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,211 Welcome to the Chicago police force. 250 00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:23,455 All right, first thing we're gonna do: 251 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,691 we're gonna open up all the windows, 252 00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:26,359 air out the house. That way, we don't inhale 253 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:27,611 any of the fumes. 254 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,837 It's a good idea, right? 255 00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:30,321 "Yeah, Daddy. You're brilliant." 256 00:10:30,406 --> 00:10:31,740 I know. Then we're gonna count 257 00:10:31,824 --> 00:10:32,991 all the mismatched light switches, 258 00:10:33,075 --> 00:10:34,548 see which ones need to be replaced, 259 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,351 and I need you on bathroom tile duty. 260 00:10:37,516 --> 00:10:38,788 Think you can do that for me? 261 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,250 Go through and see where I need to add more grout. 262 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:42,917 "Yeah, Daddy." You can? 263 00:10:43,002 --> 00:10:45,484 Well, that's great. Thank you so much, buddy. 264 00:10:46,452 --> 00:10:48,594 What the actual fuck? 265 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,564 Now you're probably wondering, 266 00:11:02,648 --> 00:11:04,105 "Why do they call it 'More or Less'?" 267 00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:05,232 - Here's why. - Okay. 268 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,485 We're gonna start off 269 00:11:06,569 --> 00:11:07,820 with these wireless speakers, 270 00:11:08,027 --> 00:11:08,985 four of them. 271 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:09,945 $450. 272 00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:11,268 Is the actual price 273 00:11:11,424 --> 00:11:12,717 more or less than $450... 274 00:11:12,809 --> 00:11:14,643 Who cares how much the speakers cost? 275 00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:16,245 Just steal 'em. 276 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,917 Is... Is this a problem? 277 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,268 Okay. 278 00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:22,666 I won't tell if you won't. 279 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,151 Shit, yeah. 280 00:11:26,237 --> 00:11:28,332 Oh, come on, man. I need more time than that. 281 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,881 What are you doing sitting on the couch? 282 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,591 Watching TV? Wasting your life? 283 00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:32,776 I'm not wasting my life. 284 00:11:32,861 --> 00:11:33,907 Do you even have a job? 285 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:35,160 Do you have a college degree? 286 00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:37,104 No, you don't, do you? Why not? 287 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:38,808 'Cause everything's an excuse with you, isn't it? 288 00:11:38,892 --> 00:11:40,739 Why don't you mind your own fucking business, Jerome? 289 00:11:40,823 --> 00:11:42,102 "I'll apply to school next year." 290 00:11:42,186 --> 00:11:43,535 What's wrong with right now? 291 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,971 Stop disappointing the people you love. 292 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,274 Get off the couch 293 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,316 and go make something of yourself. 294 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,004 All... all right, okay. Fuck. 295 00:11:50,089 --> 00:11:51,770 Consider me like your guardian angel. - Fine. 296 00:11:51,854 --> 00:11:53,199 You can thank me later. 297 00:11:53,284 --> 00:11:54,940 Now call or email us today. 298 00:11:55,405 --> 00:11:57,393 - Do it! - Shut the fuck up, Jerome. 299 00:12:06,815 --> 00:12:08,300 This stuff's all expired. 300 00:12:08,385 --> 00:12:09,752 Toss it in the dumpster. 301 00:12:13,717 --> 00:12:15,409 Those guys have it made, huh? 302 00:12:15,494 --> 00:12:17,220 Sitting on their asses all day. 303 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,588 You're telling me. 304 00:12:18,673 --> 00:12:20,192 You know they make ten bucks more an hour 305 00:12:20,276 --> 00:12:21,230 than we do, don't you? 306 00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:23,002 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 307 00:12:23,332 --> 00:12:25,626 How do I apply to be a forklift driver? 308 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,088 Well, you don't, 309 00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:28,716 unless you're Black, 310 00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:29,940 or you're Mexican, 311 00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:31,666 or you got a twat between your legs. 312 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,403 You got a twat between your legs? 313 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,113 Uh, not the last time I checked. 314 00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:37,402 The days are over when guys like you and me 315 00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:39,993 got all the opportunities for advancement. 316 00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:42,869 Sucks to be a white male in America these days. 317 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,840 Life Saver? 318 00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,426 - Huh? - Wintergreen. 319 00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:57,893 Yeah, sure. 320 00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:00,718 So I made a list of everything that I saw 321 00:13:00,802 --> 00:13:02,052 in my neighborhood this morning. 322 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,378 Lot of illegal activity. 323 00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:05,526 Guns, drugs, car theft. 324 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,166 You ever bite one of these in the dark 325 00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:08,526 using your back teeth? 326 00:13:08,815 --> 00:13:10,519 - Excuse me? - The Life Saver. 327 00:13:10,604 --> 00:13:12,494 Uh, no, not that I know of, 328 00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:14,285 but I was thinking that we could drive by the area. 329 00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:16,237 You know, there's still probably a lot of activity going on. 330 00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:17,488 Maybe bust some heads 331 00:13:17,573 --> 00:13:19,067 and drag some bangers down to the station. 332 00:13:19,151 --> 00:13:20,284 Makes a spark 333 00:13:20,815 --> 00:13:22,294 when you bite the Life Saver in the dark. 334 00:13:22,378 --> 00:13:23,644 I do it for my kids sometimes. 335 00:13:23,729 --> 00:13:24,929 They get a real kick out of it. 336 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,932 - You have kids? - I'm 19. 337 00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:28,550 About when I started. 338 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,879 I have a 17 year old gonna start community college, 339 00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:33,551 and twin eight year olds with the second wife. 340 00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:35,183 She's not much older than you. 341 00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:37,175 You wanna check this out, sir? You know... 342 00:13:37,259 --> 00:13:38,886 take a look at the list for yourself? 343 00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,725 Well, if you bust a right down here on Cermak, 344 00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:47,852 go down about three blocks, 345 00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:50,355 - you still might see some of those guys... - Let me share some things with you, Carl. 346 00:13:50,439 --> 00:13:52,433 I've been on the police force 15 years. 347 00:13:52,518 --> 00:13:54,432 Do you know how many times I've been shot? 348 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:55,675 I don't know. Five? 349 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,871 Zero. 350 00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:57,862 Wait, you've never been shot? 351 00:13:57,946 --> 00:13:59,393 Never been shot, never shot at. 352 00:13:59,478 --> 00:14:00,771 You know why? 353 00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:02,409 I don't leave the car. 354 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,800 Seriously? 355 00:14:03,952 --> 00:14:05,706 Personal safety is no joking matter. 356 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:07,286 What if something's going on out there, 357 00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:08,825 - like, you know, the street? - Carl, we can do more 358 00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:10,380 for the neighborhood by staying right here 359 00:14:10,464 --> 00:14:12,682 inside this car and being a presence. 360 00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:14,921 So you're not gonna do anything about those prostitutes 361 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:17,057 - over there? - Do you see blood? 362 00:14:17,174 --> 00:14:18,526 - No. - Anyone crying, 363 00:14:18,611 --> 00:14:19,676 begging for their life? 364 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,962 Not that I can see. 365 00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:22,377 Then we let them know we're here... 366 00:14:23,218 --> 00:14:24,688 ...and we go on our way. 367 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:26,789 Okay. 368 00:14:27,903 --> 00:14:29,414 Another Life Saver? 369 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,282 Are we seriously gonna buy illegal weed 370 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,860 from some random dude on the street? 371 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,258 They're not random. 372 00:14:38,799 --> 00:14:40,290 That's Scotty in the beanie. 373 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,031 Lori L. on the stoop. 374 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,447 That guy doing ballet over there 375 00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:44,659 probably has some good stuff. 376 00:14:44,743 --> 00:14:45,892 Who, Herman? Yeah, 377 00:14:45,977 --> 00:14:47,287 his product isn't bad, 378 00:14:47,371 --> 00:14:48,455 when he has it. 379 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,728 Usually by mid-morning, he's smoked it all up. 380 00:14:50,813 --> 00:14:53,915 On disability. Got hit by an Uber. 381 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,329 Tiny Tod over there has the cheapest weed, 382 00:14:56,414 --> 00:14:58,173 but it's mostly stems. 383 00:14:58,257 --> 00:14:59,688 I don't know about this. 384 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,578 These folks aren't doing any harm. 385 00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,376 It's the law-abiding rich people 386 00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:06,431 who decided to legalize marijuana 387 00:15:06,516 --> 00:15:07,766 who are messing up a system 388 00:15:07,851 --> 00:15:09,920 that's been in place for decades. 389 00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:12,407 Trust me, these folks have good product. 390 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,211 Let's buy from Gina. 391 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,447 Who, Twitchy McGee? 392 00:15:18,532 --> 00:15:21,196 Exactly. She's Jonesing. 393 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,199 Probably H. She's desperate. 394 00:15:24,283 --> 00:15:25,450 Has to score soon, 395 00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:27,160 so she'll want to make a quick sale. 396 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,162 All right, I'm going in. 397 00:15:30,247 --> 00:15:31,331 Cash, please. 398 00:15:31,415 --> 00:15:33,828 Better not run away with our money, Frank. 399 00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:36,375 Veronica, please. 400 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,860 This is good. 401 00:15:39,031 --> 00:15:40,714 This'll probably get us four ounces. 402 00:15:40,799 --> 00:15:41,966 Then back to your place. 403 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,797 We'll cook up some goodies. 404 00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:50,900 What happened? 405 00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:52,185 We never talked about our split. 406 00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:53,102 What split? 407 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,145 As business partners. 408 00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:55,564 Temporary business partners. 409 00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:57,232 I think 50/50's fair. 410 00:15:57,316 --> 00:15:58,358 Sounds reasonable to me. 411 00:15:58,442 --> 00:15:59,697 Fuck that. There's two of us 412 00:15:59,782 --> 00:16:01,282 and one of you. A three-way split. 413 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,157 Sounds reasonable to me. 414 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,430 Got yourselves a deal. Partners. 415 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,127 Go get 'em, tiger. 416 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,992 Gina, did you miss me? 417 00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:19,344 Ooh, they have tiaras and magic wands. 418 00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:25,051 You guys, where are you? They have fairy dust. 419 00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:26,302 En garde! 420 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,259 Take that, bad guy. 421 00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:31,400 Ah, this is my land. You'll never win the battle. 422 00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:33,309 Get her, Franny. 423 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,681 I got her! I got her! 424 00:16:34,766 --> 00:16:37,313 Look, I can dress like a unicorn princess for the party. 425 00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:38,672 Huh? 426 00:16:40,108 --> 00:16:41,234 Hi-yah! 427 00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:42,727 Oh. 428 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,571 Hi, babe. 429 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:48,000 Uh, your sister is going psycho for the princess crap. 430 00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,064 Uh, hey. So, um, you know how you're mad 431 00:16:50,149 --> 00:16:51,901 I'm spending a lot of money we don't have on the house? 432 00:16:51,985 --> 00:16:54,720 Yes. Accept defeat, warrior! 433 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,333 Well, someone broke our two front windows. 434 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,460 What the serious fuck? 435 00:16:59,544 --> 00:17:00,939 That's what I said. 436 00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:03,375 How do we feel about this mermaid princess look? 437 00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:06,775 Uh, okay, so we gotta call the cops. 438 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,142 No, the cops won't do anything about a broken window. 439 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:10,212 We'd have to lie and tell them 440 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,657 there was a murder or something. 441 00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:13,266 Hey. Why are you hitting me? 442 00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:16,102 She switched sides. Us against you now. 443 00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:18,394 So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows, 444 00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:20,767 and, uh, I was actually gonna replace them 445 00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:22,760 - with double glaze anyway. - Double glaze? 446 00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:24,028 They more expensive than regular? 447 00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:25,403 Okay, stop. This is the safe zone. 448 00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:27,614 I am in the safe zone. Do not come closer. 449 00:17:27,866 --> 00:17:29,899 That sounds expensive, Lip. Is it? 450 00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:32,649 A little bit. Not much. 451 00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:35,121 Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money. 452 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,828 Oh, come on! 453 00:17:39,913 --> 00:17:41,289 I'm just saying we're spending... 454 00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:43,584 No, no, no, I'm sorry. I wasn't talking to you. 455 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,564 Someone just dumped a bunch of trash 456 00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:51,500 in our new yard and in our planters. 457 00:17:51,585 --> 00:17:52,877 Why? 458 00:17:52,962 --> 00:17:55,140 I don't know. I don't see anyone. 459 00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:56,883 It must've been some punk-ass kids. 460 00:17:57,561 --> 00:17:59,227 I gotta put a sign up, let people know... 461 00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:00,730 ...a Gallagher lives here! 462 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,315 Then they won't mess with us anymore. 463 00:18:02,422 --> 00:18:03,781 Yeah, okay. 464 00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:05,360 Um, how's Fred? 465 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,413 Oh, uh, good. 466 00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:08,938 Good. Happy. Good. 467 00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:10,314 I gotta go. Bye! 468 00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:12,360 - Bye. - Okay, I found it. 469 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,661 I'll be a fairy princess for the party. 470 00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,407 Isn't this the perfect dress? 471 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,938 So you worked five years at Home Depot, 472 00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:25,664 three at Lowe's, 473 00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,782 and served two active duties in Afghanistan. 474 00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:30,180 - Yep. - Impressive. 475 00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:33,727 Oh, shit. 476 00:18:35,474 --> 00:18:36,822 Whoops. Uh, you forgot to put 477 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,797 your Social Security number on the application. 478 00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:40,657 Yeah, it's, uh, 479 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:43,930 three... seven... 22. 480 00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:45,477 That's only four numbers. 481 00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,625 How many is it supposed to be? 482 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,778 Why don't you just text it to me later? 483 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,110 - Yeah. - So Mr. Milkovich, 484 00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:53,779 let's do a little role-play. 485 00:18:54,086 --> 00:18:55,451 Oh, I'm not into that shit anymore. 486 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,438 I got married. 487 00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:58,750 No, no. Professional role-play. 488 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,768 - Oh, yeah. - Let's say 489 00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:02,458 you're working at the register. 490 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,164 I'm a customer who comes in, and I wanna return a saw. 491 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,782 What are some questions you might wanna ask me? 492 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:09,891 Okay. Uh... 493 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,946 How many times you use it? 494 00:19:12,046 --> 00:19:13,301 Where'd you steal that from? 495 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,429 You think you can scam me? 496 00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:15,722 You think I'm fucking stupid? 497 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,188 Is there blood on that shit? 498 00:19:17,663 --> 00:19:19,758 Uh, not exactly what I was looking for. 499 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,500 Hey, okay. You know, hey. 500 00:19:21,585 --> 00:19:23,563 I-I'm really good at scaring the crap out of people, 501 00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:25,665 so I can say whatever you want me to say 502 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,617 so people stop returning shit. 503 00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:29,813 Good... good to know. 504 00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:32,220 Maybe dealing directly with the customers 505 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,008 is not the best job for you. 506 00:19:34,719 --> 00:19:35,938 Look... 507 00:19:37,617 --> 00:19:40,297 I-I really want to make it work here, so... 508 00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,711 W-W-What are they doing? Can I do that job? 509 00:19:45,274 --> 00:19:47,900 Oh, yeah. Inspecting the expiration dates 510 00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:49,243 on our stored food supply. 511 00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:51,595 Anything doesn't meet our high standard of freshness 512 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,039 is disposed of. 513 00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:55,386 - So thrown out? - That's right. 514 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,554 Why don't you just tell me a little bit more 515 00:19:56,638 --> 00:19:57,847 about yourself? 516 00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:00,183 What assets do you think you bring to the workplace? 517 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,309 Bro, I can bring whatever 518 00:20:01,393 --> 00:20:02,518 you fucking want to the workplace. 519 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,270 I got, like... What... what do you need? 520 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:06,647 Glocks? Nunchucks? Fuck, I got bayonets. 521 00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:08,691 I got whatever you want. I got you... 522 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,985 Or I know who does, okay? 523 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,278 I'm... I'm sorry, Mr. Milkovich. 524 00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:15,573 I don't think this job's the right fit for you. 525 00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:17,180 What do you mean? I... 526 00:20:18,899 --> 00:20:21,537 You know what? Goddamn right, it's not. 527 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,832 I don't need to be out here, making minimum-ass wage, 528 00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:26,334 tossing out perfectly good food, 529 00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:27,585 getting blisters all over my hands 530 00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:30,588 so I can clock out with a bunch of fucking bozos, 531 00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:32,884 go home smelling like a rotten fucking pig. 532 00:20:32,969 --> 00:20:35,188 This is your fault for making me do this shit. 533 00:20:35,311 --> 00:20:36,896 Fuck you, and fuck you, 534 00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:39,233 and especially fuck you. 535 00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:47,149 ♪ Shake that... ♪ 536 00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:49,634 ♪ Ass for me, shake that ass for me ♪ 537 00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:50,691 Come on, girl 538 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:52,819 Shake that ass for me 539 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,403 Shake that ass for me 540 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,681 Come on, girl, shake 541 00:20:55,766 --> 00:20:57,165 That ass for me 542 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,540 Shake that ass for me 543 00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,659 Okay, it's your part. 544 00:20:59,743 --> 00:21:02,220 I'm a menace, a Dennis, an oral hygienist 545 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:04,532 Open your mouth for about four or five minutes 546 00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:06,049 Take a little bit of fluoride with it 547 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,509 Swish but don't spit it 548 00:21:07,594 --> 00:21:08,805 Swallow and I'll finish 549 00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:10,086 Attention, all officers. 550 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,103 Thank God. 551 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,672 Damn, we almost got through the whole thing. 552 00:21:12,756 --> 00:21:14,590 That song makes me feel kind of badass. 553 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,758 - You too? - Uh, sure. 554 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:17,782 Attention, all officers, 555 00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:19,111 we have a 312 in progress. 556 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,962 - 700 block of Riverside. - Hell yeah. 557 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,299 Convenience store robbery. 558 00:21:22,383 --> 00:21:23,837 Four suspects, armed and dangerous. 559 00:21:23,922 --> 00:21:25,892 Any and all officers in the area, please respond. 560 00:21:25,977 --> 00:21:26,861 It's go time. 561 00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:28,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy. What are you doing there? 562 00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,315 Have you learned nothing today? 563 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,275 We're so close. 564 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,276 No, no, no, there's officers much closer than we are. 565 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,443 We're, like, two blocks away. 566 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,259 I've seen this before. By the time we get there, 567 00:21:36,343 --> 00:21:37,448 someone will have gotten shot, 568 00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:38,963 and Homicide will take over the case. 569 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,072 So let's just stay out of their crime scene. 570 00:21:41,157 --> 00:21:42,806 But it's our duty to take the call. 571 00:21:42,891 --> 00:21:44,837 Trust me on this one. We're partners. 572 00:21:44,922 --> 00:21:47,290 Need to stick together, be a united front, 573 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,008 have each other's back. Okay? 574 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:51,426 Okay. 575 00:21:51,628 --> 00:21:52,992 You'll thank me one day. 576 00:21:53,297 --> 00:21:54,535 Fucking bored shitless. 577 00:21:54,627 --> 00:21:57,102 Now can we get back to our song? 578 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,426 ♪ Girl, shake that ass for me ♪ 579 00:21:59,525 --> 00:22:01,527 ♪ Shake that ass for me ♪ 580 00:22:02,273 --> 00:22:04,086 All due respect, Veronica, 581 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,680 your brownies were awful. 582 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:06,851 Really? 583 00:22:06,935 --> 00:22:09,313 Did you fry the marijuana in butter first? 584 00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:10,774 No, she didn't. 585 00:22:10,939 --> 00:22:12,414 What difference does that make? 586 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,609 It's the difference between a ghetto pot brownie 587 00:22:15,694 --> 00:22:17,375 and a culinary delight. 588 00:22:17,529 --> 00:22:18,654 By frying the weed, 589 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,157 you activate the cannabinoids. 590 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,938 Here, stir this for me, will you? 591 00:22:26,617 --> 00:22:29,110 Also, the lipids in the butter 592 00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:30,875 bond with the weed to form 593 00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:33,419 the perfect cannabis infusion. 594 00:22:33,503 --> 00:22:34,795 Yeah, V. 595 00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:38,641 Now, let's see how our first batch looks. 596 00:22:39,099 --> 00:22:41,250 Oh, yeah. 597 00:22:41,803 --> 00:22:43,471 Oh, those smell amazing. 598 00:22:43,555 --> 00:22:44,633 Eh? 599 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,682 Kev, my fine feathered friend, 600 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,055 I need you to cut that pan of brownies 601 00:22:49,141 --> 00:22:50,853 into two-by-two squares. 602 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:53,606 Each square has to be equal size and shape. 603 00:22:53,690 --> 00:22:55,399 I want ten perfect brownies. 604 00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:56,609 Aye-aye, captain. 605 00:22:56,693 --> 00:22:58,922 That's $200 worth of heaven right there. 606 00:22:59,007 --> 00:23:00,383 $200? 607 00:23:00,572 --> 00:23:03,824 That's, like, a lot of money for each brownie. 608 00:23:03,908 --> 00:23:05,242 20 bucks a brownie, Kev. 609 00:23:05,326 --> 00:23:06,095 Holy shit. 610 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,633 The going rate is ten, Frank. 611 00:23:07,727 --> 00:23:09,080 Nobody's gonna dish out 20. 612 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,248 That's because no one has tasted 613 00:23:11,332 --> 00:23:13,584 Frank Gallagher's masterpiece 614 00:23:13,883 --> 00:23:15,594 of psychedelic goodness yet. 615 00:23:15,837 --> 00:23:19,215 ♪ I'll speak the truth even if you never understand ♪ 616 00:23:30,685 --> 00:23:32,367 Hey, Kendall. What can I do you for? 617 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,242 Back up. Keep your distance. 618 00:23:35,090 --> 00:23:36,132 What's up? 619 00:23:36,217 --> 00:23:38,274 Can't eat this crap the lunch lady gave me. 620 00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:43,531 How much for a peanut butter sandwich, Liam? 621 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:46,071 Donations only. Whatever you got. 622 00:23:49,404 --> 00:23:50,813 Um... 623 00:23:51,623 --> 00:23:53,833 stole this Red Bull from the corner store. 624 00:23:53,938 --> 00:23:55,266 That'll work. 625 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,211 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 626 00:23:58,462 --> 00:24:00,547 This is not an open-air market. 627 00:24:00,789 --> 00:24:02,986 It is a liability for you to sell food 628 00:24:03,071 --> 00:24:04,719 - on school property. - That's mine. 629 00:24:04,804 --> 00:24:06,553 I'm not selling it. Donating it. 630 00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:08,514 Well, you can't do that, either. 631 00:24:08,598 --> 00:24:09,557 What, share my lunch? 632 00:24:09,641 --> 00:24:10,683 No. 633 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,814 So it's okay for these underprivileged kids 634 00:24:12,899 --> 00:24:14,057 to starve because they don't want 635 00:24:14,141 --> 00:24:15,938 to eat the slop you give them? 636 00:24:16,297 --> 00:24:17,877 Until they pay their lunch debt, 637 00:24:17,962 --> 00:24:19,180 that's all they get. 638 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:20,782 Now close it down. 639 00:24:22,731 --> 00:24:23,767 Sorry, everyone. 640 00:24:23,852 --> 00:24:26,275 Loraine won't let me donate sandwiches to you anymore. 641 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,297 That sucks! 642 00:24:29,431 --> 00:24:30,515 I know, I know. 643 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,393 It hurts me just as much as it hurts you. 644 00:24:32,696 --> 00:24:34,057 I didn't grow up with money, either, 645 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:35,833 but ever since I was a little kid, 646 00:24:35,917 --> 00:24:37,877 it's been my passion to give to those 647 00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:39,211 less fortunate than myself. 648 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,671 - Yeah! - You're the man, Liam. 649 00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:41,797 Please. 650 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,174 If I had extra money, 651 00:24:43,258 --> 00:24:44,884 I'd give it to all my friends here 652 00:24:44,968 --> 00:24:46,343 so they could buy hot lunch, 653 00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:47,509 but since I don't, 654 00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,555 I thought the next best thing would be 655 00:24:49,969 --> 00:24:51,766 is to donate food from my family's kitchen. 656 00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:53,642 Yeah, Liam! 657 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,000 Please, please, please. 658 00:24:55,085 --> 00:24:56,878 I'm just one man trying to make a difference. 659 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:59,732 I won't take up any more of your time. 660 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,280 Bye, Loraine. 661 00:25:07,365 --> 00:25:09,789 Go, Liam. 662 00:25:09,874 --> 00:25:12,117 Now, who wants a sandwich? 663 00:25:14,831 --> 00:25:17,374 This one is when the twins dressed like salt and pepper 664 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,845 for Halloween. 665 00:25:18,930 --> 00:25:20,795 The condiments, not the hip-hop group. 666 00:25:21,071 --> 00:25:22,844 You do realize people just keep photos 667 00:25:22,929 --> 00:25:24,337 on their phone now, right? 668 00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:27,884 Ooh, I got some rumbles in my tumbles. 669 00:25:27,969 --> 00:25:29,173 You hungry? 670 00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:30,762 For police action. 671 00:25:30,847 --> 00:25:32,368 What about for eggplant pea? 672 00:25:32,453 --> 00:25:33,913 Best this side of Milwaukee. 673 00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:36,060 - I guess. - Let's do this. 674 00:25:36,144 --> 00:25:37,561 Dispatch, 675 00:25:37,645 --> 00:25:39,522 this is Officers Tipping and Gallagher. 676 00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:41,023 Go for dispatch. 677 00:25:41,423 --> 00:25:43,651 A concerned citizen just stopped us... 678 00:25:43,735 --> 00:25:45,104 What are you talking about? We've been at... 679 00:25:45,188 --> 00:25:46,695 ...and reported a suspicious person 680 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,157 over on Hemlock Street. 681 00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,660 We're gonna investigate. 682 00:25:49,908 --> 00:25:51,075 Copy that. 683 00:25:51,159 --> 00:25:53,056 Report back your findings and if you need backup. 684 00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:54,266 Will do. 685 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:55,871 What the hell was that all about? 686 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,305 Buys us more time for lunch. 687 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,976 Eggplant pea, here we come. 688 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,602 So let me get this straight. 689 00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:04,330 We don't respond to real crimes in progress, 690 00:26:04,415 --> 00:26:05,881 but we do respond to fake crimes 691 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,189 that aren't even happening? 692 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,455 You're getting the hang of this. 693 00:26:08,539 --> 00:26:10,579 This is so not what I signed up for. 694 00:26:10,687 --> 00:26:12,391 Your tum-tum will thank me. 695 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,731 Right on time. 696 00:26:30,782 --> 00:26:32,469 Nice truck, fatty. 697 00:26:45,845 --> 00:26:47,821 Ding Dongs for a ding-dong. 698 00:26:52,261 --> 00:26:54,554 Ugh, smelly fucking fat-ass. 699 00:26:54,639 --> 00:26:55,598 I'm gonna get pinkeye 700 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,850 from all the farts in this thing. 701 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,313 Ugh. 702 00:27:02,397 --> 00:27:04,690 Jack-fucking-pot. 703 00:27:04,774 --> 00:27:06,233 Later, Jabba the Hutt! 704 00:27:06,317 --> 00:27:09,445 Hey. Hey, hey! 705 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:11,822 Hey, get the door for me, would you, Val Kilmer? 706 00:27:16,275 --> 00:27:17,871 Asshole! 707 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,213 Did you and Tommy get in a fight about something? 708 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:29,200 - Just drop it. - Oh. 709 00:27:29,966 --> 00:27:31,300 He owe you money? 710 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:34,011 Has for years, but that's not it. 711 00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:36,364 What, did you wreck his car? 712 00:27:38,177 --> 00:27:39,982 I wish it were something so simple. 713 00:27:49,364 --> 00:27:51,073 - Yeah? - Hi. 714 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,319 We heard you're selling edibles here, 715 00:27:53,404 --> 00:27:55,074 and we were told to ask 716 00:27:55,158 --> 00:27:57,827 for the marijuana magician. 717 00:27:59,576 --> 00:28:01,828 Come on in! He's right here. 718 00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:03,302 I'll show you to him. 719 00:28:03,435 --> 00:28:04,749 Didn't catch your names. 720 00:28:04,834 --> 00:28:06,247 Barry, and he's Ryan. 721 00:28:06,332 --> 00:28:07,497 Sure. 722 00:28:08,779 --> 00:28:10,888 The one and only Frank. 723 00:28:11,215 --> 00:28:12,592 Have a seat, gentlemen. 724 00:28:12,677 --> 00:28:14,593 How can the Frank help you today? 725 00:28:14,677 --> 00:28:16,349 Selection looks impressive. 726 00:28:16,637 --> 00:28:19,107 So what do you have here? 727 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,100 I've arranged my products 728 00:28:21,184 --> 00:28:23,364 in descending order of THC. 729 00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,711 Starting here at the top tier, 730 00:28:25,825 --> 00:28:28,827 I call this "Can't-Get-Off- The-Couch Cookie." 731 00:28:28,983 --> 00:28:30,818 - Yowza. - I don't want that. 732 00:28:30,902 --> 00:28:32,111 I still need to do work every day. 733 00:28:32,195 --> 00:28:34,326 Uh, you and me both, brother. 734 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,991 Continuing down the line, 735 00:28:36,076 --> 00:28:38,100 we reduce the THC until we get 736 00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:39,451 to the bottom shelf 737 00:28:39,536 --> 00:28:41,116 and our homemade suckers, 738 00:28:41,201 --> 00:28:43,079 which are basically all CBD. 739 00:28:43,164 --> 00:28:45,874 What do you think is best to give me a buzz 740 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,335 but also help my sciatica? 741 00:28:48,537 --> 00:28:51,755 I would stick somewhere here in the middle. 742 00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:53,799 These chocolate walnut brownies 743 00:28:53,883 --> 00:28:55,884 have the perfect amount of THC 744 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,607 to give you a little euphoria, 745 00:28:57,743 --> 00:28:59,014 and the CBD 746 00:28:59,201 --> 00:29:01,015 to relieve that pain in your ass. 747 00:29:01,334 --> 00:29:02,558 Should we get two? 748 00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:05,185 We're going to that foam party this weekend. 749 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:06,638 Let's make it four, then. 750 00:29:06,723 --> 00:29:08,813 Four it is. If you would pay 751 00:29:08,898 --> 00:29:10,983 my sales clerks behind the bar, 752 00:29:11,067 --> 00:29:13,403 I will bag these up for you. 753 00:29:16,697 --> 00:29:17,823 Excellent, gentlemen. 754 00:29:17,907 --> 00:29:19,826 Four brownies. So that's, uh... 755 00:29:20,025 --> 00:29:21,902 $80. 756 00:29:22,244 --> 00:29:24,495 Well, this is fucking vile. 757 00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:25,414 Morning, Lip. 758 00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:28,125 Hey, Marsha. How's Georgia doing? 759 00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:30,646 Got into a bowl of butterscotch candy 760 00:29:30,763 --> 00:29:31,920 I have out for guests. 761 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,147 Didn't you? Ate the wrappers and all. 762 00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:35,090 That right? 763 00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:38,209 I'll be picking up poopy candy bits for days. 764 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:40,233 Hey, uh, you didn't see 765 00:29:40,318 --> 00:29:41,764 who did any of this, did you? 766 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,223 What? 767 00:29:43,537 --> 00:29:45,017 Oh, broke my front window, 768 00:29:45,357 --> 00:29:46,804 you know, put all this trash in the yard. 769 00:29:46,888 --> 00:29:48,729 I thought the house was always like this. 770 00:29:48,813 --> 00:29:49,813 Yeah, when Mr. Shaw lives here, 771 00:29:49,897 --> 00:29:51,065 but I've been trying to fix it up. 772 00:29:51,149 --> 00:29:52,380 You buy the place? 773 00:29:52,465 --> 00:29:53,779 No, just renting. 774 00:29:53,864 --> 00:29:56,236 Spending a lot of money if it's not yours. 775 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,821 Yeah, well, I want some nice things in my life 776 00:29:57,905 --> 00:29:59,073 for a change. 777 00:29:59,157 --> 00:30:00,731 Well, good for you. 778 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,649 - Thank you. - Da-da. 779 00:30:05,145 --> 00:30:06,348 Hey, Marsha. 780 00:30:06,956 --> 00:30:08,665 You see any punk-ass kids running around here, 781 00:30:08,749 --> 00:30:09,792 you let me know? 782 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,239 You got it, Lip. 783 00:30:11,347 --> 00:30:12,708 Thanks. 784 00:30:21,261 --> 00:30:22,345 Thanks, Ma. 785 00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:24,106 Of course, sweetie. 786 00:30:24,302 --> 00:30:26,771 Oh, that's Arthur 787 00:30:26,856 --> 00:30:29,692 on his honeymoon with his first wife, Nadine. 788 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,513 Oh, you people sure are into hard copy photos, huh? 789 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:35,287 I loved Nadine. 790 00:30:35,372 --> 00:30:36,841 I really do miss her. 791 00:30:36,926 --> 00:30:38,176 Ma, she cheated on me, 792 00:30:38,261 --> 00:30:40,044 with five different police officers... five. 793 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,787 Well, she certainly had a type. 794 00:30:43,179 --> 00:30:44,534 You gotta give her that. 795 00:30:44,619 --> 00:30:47,329 Oh, Carl, can I give you another serving? 796 00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,164 Oh, no, Mrs. Tipping, I... 797 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,417 Oh, Rhoda. 798 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,544 You're part of the family now. 799 00:30:53,723 --> 00:30:56,338 Okay. Uh, no thank you, uh, Rhoda. 800 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,965 I'm not too big on heavy lunches. 801 00:30:58,049 --> 00:30:59,842 Besides, we gotta get back out to the streets. 802 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:01,397 Oh, right, right, right, right, right. 803 00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:03,474 Thanks for reminding me. 804 00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:04,701 Dispatch, come in, please. 805 00:31:04,786 --> 00:31:06,014 You've got dispatch. 806 00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:08,123 This is Officer Tipping. Officer Gallagher and I 807 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:09,226 have located the suspect, 808 00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:10,990 and we are now proceeding with questioning. 809 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,794 Copy that. 810 00:31:13,981 --> 00:31:17,841 I am so proud of you, Arty. 811 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,130 - Oh, both of you. - Mm. 812 00:31:21,906 --> 00:31:23,223 Mm. 813 00:31:24,742 --> 00:31:25,950 Family. 814 00:31:26,848 --> 00:31:28,099 Goodbye, boys. 815 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:30,246 You know what I like to do after a big meal? 816 00:31:30,331 --> 00:31:31,665 Oh, I don't know. Do your job? 817 00:31:31,749 --> 00:31:32,756 Catch some rapists? 818 00:31:32,841 --> 00:31:34,376 Take a nap over at the Best Buy. 819 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,878 Have you ever sat in one 820 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,527 of the massage recliners they have there? 821 00:31:37,611 --> 00:31:39,380 No, but I'm sure I will now. 822 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:42,138 My lower lumbar could really use some kneading. 823 00:31:43,511 --> 00:31:46,412 Dispatch, the suspect has directed us 824 00:31:46,497 --> 00:31:48,140 to an abandoned house 825 00:31:48,224 --> 00:31:50,517 that has a suspicious smell emanating from it. 826 00:31:50,601 --> 00:31:53,395 Officer Gallagher and I will investigate further. 827 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,439 Copy that. 828 00:32:04,755 --> 00:32:06,949 Hey, it's starting to look 829 00:32:07,057 --> 00:32:08,520 like a magic castle in here. 830 00:32:08,888 --> 00:32:11,356 Or like a Care Bear took a giant shit. 831 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,124 Or Strawberry Shortcake fucked My Little Pony. 832 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,709 Yeah, or Glinda the Good Witch 833 00:32:15,794 --> 00:32:17,719 - just, like, projectile vomited... - Okay, I get it. 834 00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:18,865 Stop making fun of me. 835 00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:20,481 This is gonna be the best party ever. 836 00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:21,984 Yeah, for you. 837 00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:24,513 What do you mean? It's Franny's birthday. 838 00:32:25,996 --> 00:32:28,263 You just seem a little more into it 839 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,685 than Franny does, babe. 840 00:32:29,770 --> 00:32:32,544 That is so not true. Franny's so into it. 841 00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:34,770 I mean, what little girl doesn't want a princess party? 842 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:36,138 I never wanted one. 843 00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:37,708 Me neither. 844 00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:39,341 I did. 845 00:32:39,871 --> 00:32:41,966 Well, that explains it. 846 00:32:42,051 --> 00:32:43,386 Explains what? 847 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:46,031 Why you're so obsessed with all this shit. 848 00:32:46,115 --> 00:32:47,903 I am not obsessed. 849 00:32:48,536 --> 00:32:50,912 The magic wands don't go there. On the coffee table. 850 00:32:50,997 --> 00:32:52,349 Oh, okay. Sorry. 851 00:32:52,434 --> 00:32:54,373 I just... I never got the princess manual. 852 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:56,599 I was always into G.I. Joes and shit when I was a kid, 853 00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,377 so that's the kind of parties I had. 854 00:32:58,461 --> 00:33:00,132 Yeah, well, every birthday, one of my uncles 855 00:33:00,216 --> 00:33:02,583 would just get me drunk and let me shoot his gun. 856 00:33:02,771 --> 00:33:05,333 The bounce house is here! 857 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,752 - Yes! - Hell yeah! 858 00:33:06,837 --> 00:33:07,709 Love a bounce house. 859 00:33:07,794 --> 00:33:09,304 - Whoo! - I've never been in one. 860 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,388 What? 861 00:33:10,608 --> 00:33:12,670 Uh, none of the adults were sober enough 862 00:33:12,755 --> 00:33:14,145 to make me a cake, never mind 863 00:33:14,230 --> 00:33:15,606 get a bounce house. 864 00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:18,052 You were seriously raised by wolves. 865 00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:23,247 It's supposed to be a princess castle. 866 00:33:23,332 --> 00:33:24,559 You sure? 867 00:33:24,644 --> 00:33:26,278 Paperwork says Dracula's Lair. 868 00:33:26,363 --> 00:33:28,030 Oh, she's sure. 869 00:33:28,115 --> 00:33:29,935 Now why would I order Dracula's Lair 870 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:31,895 for a five-year-old girl's birthday party? 871 00:33:32,525 --> 00:33:34,864 I love it! 872 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:38,161 I need a princess castle. Get me a princess castle. 873 00:33:38,246 --> 00:33:39,333 Sorry, ma'am, we don't have 874 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,872 anything extra on the truck. 875 00:33:43,798 --> 00:33:45,632 Well, this is the worst thing ever. 876 00:33:45,716 --> 00:33:48,553 I think it's kind of cool. Come on! 877 00:33:48,638 --> 00:33:50,973 It says "Bounce-ilvania," Debs. 878 00:33:51,218 --> 00:33:53,348 What could be more fun than that? 879 00:33:59,522 --> 00:34:01,614 Okay, all bets in? 880 00:34:02,222 --> 00:34:03,434 Shit. 881 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,786 I got nothing. Pair of tens. 882 00:34:11,067 --> 00:34:13,201 Full house. Sorry about that, boys. 883 00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:14,161 Crap. 884 00:34:14,245 --> 00:34:15,514 How is it the new kid always wins? 885 00:34:15,598 --> 00:34:16,955 Beginner's luck. 886 00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:18,364 Uh, yeah. 887 00:34:18,949 --> 00:34:20,748 - Franklin Pierce... - Loitering... 888 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,419 - James Buchanan... - Littering. 889 00:34:22,503 --> 00:34:24,004 - Abraham Lincoln. - Actual B&E. 890 00:34:24,088 --> 00:34:25,114 Andrew Johnson. 891 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:27,184 - Defacing property. - Ulysses S. Grant. 892 00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:29,676 Ah, shoot, I can't remember who was next. 893 00:34:30,005 --> 00:34:31,982 - Who's the 19th president? - I don't know. 894 00:34:32,067 --> 00:34:33,680 I didn't even know there was 19 presidents. 895 00:34:33,764 --> 00:34:35,739 - Pfft. - Ah, more loitering. 896 00:34:36,057 --> 00:34:37,278 Battery. 897 00:34:39,603 --> 00:34:40,687 Oh, my God, what is that? 898 00:34:40,771 --> 00:34:42,439 What? Where? What is it? 899 00:34:42,523 --> 00:34:43,899 Go time, is what it is. 900 00:34:43,983 --> 00:34:45,044 This car has a siren? 901 00:34:45,129 --> 00:34:46,317 Let's move it, people! 902 00:34:46,402 --> 00:34:47,444 And a megaphone? 903 00:34:47,528 --> 00:34:49,864 Hang on, partner. 904 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,733 This is what I'm talking about! 905 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:56,275 Go. 906 00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:00,123 Put these on. 907 00:35:00,263 --> 00:35:01,249 What's going on? What's happening? 908 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,418 - Where are we going? - Traffic light is out. 909 00:35:03,606 --> 00:35:05,295 Good thing we were in the vicinity. 910 00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:07,089 You stand on that side. I'll stay here. 911 00:35:15,014 --> 00:35:18,520 Out of the road, asshole! 912 00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:24,442 ♪ Watch your star all by yourself ♪ 913 00:35:24,611 --> 00:35:28,458 ♪ Fame, but I don't die ♪ 914 00:35:30,181 --> 00:35:31,599 ♪ All I want ♪ 915 00:35:31,731 --> 00:35:35,755 ♪ I won't be here, you're all... ♪ 916 00:35:38,959 --> 00:35:41,669 Yo, what up, Jose? 917 00:35:41,862 --> 00:35:43,447 Looking good, man. 918 00:35:43,981 --> 00:35:45,669 Yeah, you too. I'm not used to seeing 919 00:35:45,753 --> 00:35:47,713 your cracker ass on this side of the wire. 920 00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,548 So what's this deal you got for me? 921 00:35:49,632 --> 00:35:50,942 Right here. 922 00:35:51,114 --> 00:35:52,277 A dumpster? 923 00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:53,874 Man, what kind of idiot you think I am? 924 00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:55,848 No, no, ain't like that. Look, check it out. 925 00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:58,617 Boom! 926 00:36:01,981 --> 00:36:03,061 Damn. 927 00:36:03,145 --> 00:36:04,062 Uh-huh. I told you. 928 00:36:04,146 --> 00:36:05,647 Wait, what is all this? 929 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,396 It's food. The fuck you think it is? 930 00:36:07,481 --> 00:36:08,671 No, I mean, where did you get it? 931 00:36:08,755 --> 00:36:10,802 Difference does that make? I got it, didn't I? 932 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:13,022 I could really use some of this shit. 933 00:36:13,107 --> 00:36:14,364 Uh-huh. 934 00:36:14,448 --> 00:36:16,567 Pasta, oatmeal... 935 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,442 flour. 936 00:36:19,495 --> 00:36:20,871 How much you want? 937 00:36:20,955 --> 00:36:24,875 Hey, for you, give you a good price. 938 00:36:26,669 --> 00:36:28,920 Wait a minute. This is expired. 939 00:36:29,059 --> 00:36:30,998 - So what? - It says 2019. 940 00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:32,798 It's fucking pasta, man. Doesn't go bad. 941 00:36:32,883 --> 00:36:34,654 Yeah, well, I hate the guys in this joint 942 00:36:34,739 --> 00:36:36,366 just as much as anybody, but I'm not trying to give them 943 00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:37,654 salmonella or some shit. 944 00:36:37,739 --> 00:36:39,748 Will you quit being a bitch? Those dates don't mean shit, 945 00:36:39,832 --> 00:36:41,124 and you know it. 946 00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:43,098 You... you're a fucking asshole. 947 00:36:43,315 --> 00:36:45,149 Hey, a'ight, man. Whatever. 948 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:46,731 No problem. 949 00:36:46,816 --> 00:36:48,317 All good. 950 00:36:48,687 --> 00:36:50,248 Got plenty other cooks out there 951 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,569 willing to take this off my hands for... 952 00:36:52,739 --> 00:36:55,739 oh, half what they usually pay for their bulk items. 953 00:36:55,989 --> 00:36:57,569 Charge their boss the same amount, 954 00:36:57,654 --> 00:36:59,873 and guess what? They just pocket the rest. 955 00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:06,732 Uh-huh. You interested now. 956 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,775 Ah, there you go. 957 00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:15,319 Hmm. 958 00:37:15,404 --> 00:37:16,780 All right. 959 00:37:17,136 --> 00:37:18,553 There you go, Framingham. 960 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,162 Oh, gee, thanks. 961 00:37:20,247 --> 00:37:22,416 Pretty boy. 962 00:37:23,313 --> 00:37:25,023 Thanks. 963 00:37:25,436 --> 00:37:28,029 Hey, uh, you want to get a couple of drinks, 964 00:37:28,147 --> 00:37:29,231 piss away our paychecks? 965 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:31,066 Ah, not tonight. Thank you. 966 00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:32,209 All right, suit yourself. 967 00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:33,459 Yeah. 968 00:37:39,742 --> 00:37:42,244 Hey, George. Hey, wait up. 969 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:43,724 What's going on? 970 00:37:44,705 --> 00:37:47,707 Who do I talk to about a mistake with my paycheck? 971 00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,376 Oh, let me see this. 972 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,502 What's the mistake? 973 00:37:50,586 --> 00:37:52,272 Look at here. It says I worked 39 hours. 974 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,233 I worked 45. I should be getting overtime. 975 00:37:54,318 --> 00:37:56,117 Yeah, that's what they do. They dock you for lunch, 976 00:37:56,201 --> 00:37:57,749 the time it takes to go to the head, 977 00:37:57,834 --> 00:37:59,865 anything to keep it under 40 hours. 978 00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,217 - You serious? - Yeah. 979 00:38:01,302 --> 00:38:03,062 That way, they don't have to give you benefits. 980 00:38:03,146 --> 00:38:04,920 - They get away with that? - They do. 981 00:38:07,005 --> 00:38:09,521 Oh, even at 39 hours, the money's not adding up. 982 00:38:09,605 --> 00:38:11,815 Ah, dude, they take out all kinds of crap. 983 00:38:11,899 --> 00:38:13,859 Locker fees, safety vests, you name it. 984 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,178 It's usually about four months 985 00:38:15,263 --> 00:38:17,100 before you're even getting a full paycheck. 986 00:38:17,185 --> 00:38:19,912 Welcome to a working man's America, Kemosabe. 987 00:38:32,615 --> 00:38:34,379 Yo, Gallagher, how'd it go today? 988 00:38:34,463 --> 00:38:35,866 Damn, what happened to you? 989 00:38:35,951 --> 00:38:37,382 Broke his cop cherry. 990 00:38:37,466 --> 00:38:39,843 Best day of my life. Kicked so much ass. 991 00:38:39,927 --> 00:38:41,469 - Jesus. - Senior officers 992 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,521 are taking us to the cop bar across the street. 993 00:38:43,681 --> 00:38:45,920 Celebrate you tadpoles becoming real women. 994 00:38:46,005 --> 00:38:47,548 Hell yeah. I'm in. 995 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,394 Hey, you not coming? 996 00:38:49,478 --> 00:38:50,562 Gotta see the fam. 997 00:38:50,646 --> 00:38:52,397 Yeah, don't even bother with Lady Arthur over there. 998 00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:53,732 He's allergic to fun. 999 00:38:53,857 --> 00:38:55,029 Hurry up and get changed, Gallagher. 1000 00:38:55,113 --> 00:38:56,072 Meet us over there. 1001 00:38:56,172 --> 00:38:57,835 I suggest you get some rest, Carl. 1002 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,696 Hey, why would I get some rest? 1003 00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:01,944 We didn't do shit today. All we did was rest. 1004 00:39:02,029 --> 00:39:04,201 I wanted to have an action-packed day like Yanez did, 1005 00:39:04,286 --> 00:39:05,811 not sing along to Eminem. 1006 00:39:05,896 --> 00:39:07,996 A security guard would've had more fun than we did. 1007 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,685 But I put up with it. Know why? 1008 00:39:09,896 --> 00:39:11,583 Because you said we gotta have each other's backs, 1009 00:39:11,667 --> 00:39:14,255 be a united front. I was bored shitless today. 1010 00:39:14,365 --> 00:39:17,326 I don't care, 'cause I wanna be the best partner that I can be. 1011 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:20,133 So the least you can do is walk across that street 1012 00:39:20,217 --> 00:39:21,904 and buy me a damn drink. 1013 00:39:23,349 --> 00:39:25,639 All right, partner. One drink. 1014 00:39:39,012 --> 00:39:40,349 Damn. 1015 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,835 Your partner seems pretty wild. 1016 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,599 Yeah, first I've seen that. 1017 00:39:44,684 --> 00:39:46,302 Oh, shit. I think he's married. 1018 00:39:46,387 --> 00:39:48,972 Oh, that's okay. Tina doesn't care. 1019 00:39:49,371 --> 00:39:51,414 So first day, huh? 1020 00:39:51,498 --> 00:39:52,832 Yeah. What do you do? 1021 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:54,459 I'm over at the leather factory. 1022 00:39:54,544 --> 00:39:56,420 Mm. Like coats and stuff? 1023 00:39:56,505 --> 00:39:57,714 No, not as glamorous. 1024 00:39:57,974 --> 00:39:59,881 We make bullet bags and rifle slings. 1025 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:01,983 It sucks. I stink like cow shit 1026 00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:04,115 and chemicals all the time. Smell me. 1027 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,818 Uh, well... 1028 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:08,431 Yeah, smell... Smells great to me. 1029 00:40:08,515 --> 00:40:09,849 Aw, you're sweet. 1030 00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:11,716 If I'm still at the factory in five years, 1031 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,228 I give you permission to shoot me. 1032 00:40:13,312 --> 00:40:14,404 Okay. 1033 00:40:14,489 --> 00:40:16,032 No, seriously. 1034 00:40:16,685 --> 00:40:19,068 Take that big old gun of yours and shoot me. 1035 00:40:19,859 --> 00:40:21,880 And what would you rather be doing instead? 1036 00:40:22,364 --> 00:40:24,279 Mm, marry a cop, 1037 00:40:24,364 --> 00:40:25,615 be his wife, 1038 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,170 have a bunch of his kids. 1039 00:40:27,255 --> 00:40:28,256 Uh... 1040 00:40:28,563 --> 00:40:30,648 Don't worry, bunny. We're just having fun. 1041 00:40:31,099 --> 00:40:32,638 So why'd you want to be po-po? 1042 00:40:32,755 --> 00:40:34,673 Um, you know, make a difference, 1043 00:40:34,764 --> 00:40:36,069 do something for the community, 1044 00:40:36,154 --> 00:40:37,460 be a part of the solution. 1045 00:40:37,544 --> 00:40:39,054 - Uh, when I was a kid... - Wanna fuck? 1046 00:40:39,138 --> 00:40:40,763 - Wait, what? - Come on. 1047 00:40:40,848 --> 00:40:42,349 Okay. 1048 00:40:42,883 --> 00:40:44,334 Oh, leave it. We'll be right back. 1049 00:40:44,419 --> 00:40:45,467 Your place close? 1050 00:40:45,552 --> 00:40:46,594 Yeah, but we're not going there. 1051 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,146 Me and my ex still live together. 1052 00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:49,732 Randy, guard our drinks. 1053 00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:51,185 Let's go. 1054 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:54,310 Where are you guys going? 1055 00:40:54,394 --> 00:40:55,654 Bathroom. Come with? 1056 00:40:55,739 --> 00:40:57,115 - Want to? - No. 1057 00:40:57,356 --> 00:40:59,650 Yes. Absolutely. 1058 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:04,446 I can't believe we sold all that product in one day. 1059 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:05,989 Ye of little faith. 1060 00:41:06,154 --> 00:41:08,450 No one even flinched at the high prices. 1061 00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:11,494 Guys, weed is in my blood, 1062 00:41:11,578 --> 00:41:13,241 literally and figuratively. 1063 00:41:13,326 --> 00:41:15,665 I know the business inside and out. 1064 00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:17,202 Guess you were right, Frank. 1065 00:41:17,287 --> 00:41:18,835 I don't hear that often enough. 1066 00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:22,279 We made $3,400. 1067 00:41:22,506 --> 00:41:23,673 - What? - Course we did. 1068 00:41:23,757 --> 00:41:27,677 Mm, mm, mm, that's $1,133 apiece. 1069 00:41:27,761 --> 00:41:28,887 Take your pile. 1070 00:41:28,971 --> 00:41:31,670 Oh, it's been lovely doing business with you. 1071 00:41:31,807 --> 00:41:33,295 Shall we do it again tomorrow? 1072 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,017 I don't see why not. V? 1073 00:41:35,138 --> 00:41:38,154 Until our suppliers are back up and running, sure. 1074 00:41:38,294 --> 00:41:39,500 Excellent. 1075 00:41:39,648 --> 00:41:41,920 I shall see you bright and early... 1076 00:41:43,276 --> 00:41:44,895 and by that, I mean noon. 1077 00:41:46,113 --> 00:41:48,448 And I liked helping you out today 1078 00:41:48,532 --> 00:41:49,880 with your emergency, 1079 00:41:50,318 --> 00:41:51,999 but the trial run is over. 1080 00:41:52,084 --> 00:41:53,661 From this point going forward, 1081 00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:56,122 the cut will be 60/40. I'm the 60. 1082 00:41:56,206 --> 00:41:58,124 - Seems fair to me. - No way. 1083 00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:01,443 I got the raw materials. I did the manufacturing. 1084 00:42:01,528 --> 00:42:03,623 You were simply the retail. 1085 00:42:04,059 --> 00:42:05,334 Toodle-oo. 1086 00:42:10,219 --> 00:42:12,591 And whatever you guys are going through, 1087 00:42:12,743 --> 00:42:14,466 you gotta kiss and make up. 1088 00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:22,398 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1089 00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:23,483 Feel good, baby? 1090 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,311 I feel... yes, baby feels very good. 1091 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:30,824 Hey, can you guys keep it down in there, please? 1092 00:42:30,908 --> 00:42:32,617 Yeah, yeah, sure, bud. 1093 00:42:34,244 --> 00:42:36,013 My... my legs are kind of getting wobbly. 1094 00:42:36,098 --> 00:42:37,641 If you put one foot up on the toilet, 1095 00:42:37,726 --> 00:42:38,893 it usually works better. 1096 00:42:38,978 --> 00:42:41,490 Oh, wow, what are you doing to me? 1097 00:42:41,575 --> 00:42:43,000 Want me to stop, Arthur? 1098 00:42:43,085 --> 00:42:44,920 No, no, no. 1099 00:42:45,005 --> 00:42:46,673 There you go. That's better, right? 1100 00:42:46,757 --> 00:42:48,299 I guess. I'm a little distracted, 1101 00:42:48,383 --> 00:42:49,259 but I'm fine. 1102 00:42:49,343 --> 00:42:51,344 You get used to these close quarters. 1103 00:42:51,428 --> 00:42:53,888 - You've done this before? - Yeah, dozens of times. 1104 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:54,889 Oh. 1105 00:42:54,973 --> 00:42:56,516 Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes. 1106 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,920 Okay, I gotta stop. I'm sorry. 1107 00:42:58,005 --> 00:42:59,144 This is getting a little weird. 1108 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:02,188 Really? 1109 00:43:03,398 --> 00:43:05,859 What the hell? What's going on in there? 1110 00:43:05,943 --> 00:43:07,360 I think he's dead. 1111 00:43:07,444 --> 00:43:10,363 My vagina killed him. 1112 00:43:10,447 --> 00:43:11,740 Whoa. 1113 00:43:13,408 --> 00:43:14,993 Fuck, Arthur. 1114 00:43:17,079 --> 00:43:18,204 Shit. 1115 00:43:18,288 --> 00:43:20,699 Another mom said her kid can't come to the party. 1116 00:43:21,355 --> 00:43:24,284 It might have something to do with your ankle bracelet, babe. 1117 00:43:25,712 --> 00:43:27,130 Well, whatever. That's too bad. 1118 00:43:27,214 --> 00:43:28,548 We don't need Franny's school friends. 1119 00:43:28,632 --> 00:43:29,799 We'll still have fun. 1120 00:43:29,883 --> 00:43:31,926 Okay, everybody grab your song lyrics. 1121 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:34,910 It's time to sing the princess song. 1122 00:43:34,995 --> 00:43:36,597 Kay, Franny. 1123 00:43:37,277 --> 00:43:39,726 Sit right here. Kay. 1124 00:43:42,089 --> 00:43:43,238 Okay. 1125 00:43:43,323 --> 00:43:45,825 One, two, three. 1126 00:43:45,910 --> 00:43:48,819 ♪ I want to be a princess ♪ 1127 00:43:48,904 --> 00:43:51,160 ♪ You can be a princess ♪ 1128 00:43:51,245 --> 00:43:53,656 ♪ We can all be princesses ♪ 1129 00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:55,783 ♪ In a fairy tale ♪ 1130 00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:58,370 ♪ Sing and dance and twirl around ♪ 1131 00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:00,705 ♪ Spinning ♪ ♪ in a ballroom gown ♪ 1132 00:44:00,789 --> 00:44:03,168 ♪ We can all ♪ ♪ be princesses ♪ 1133 00:44:03,253 --> 00:44:05,168 ♪ In a fairy tale ♪ 1134 00:44:05,252 --> 00:44:08,206 ♪ Ho, ho, ho! ♪ ♪ Happy birthday, Franny. ♪ 1135 00:44:08,308 --> 00:44:10,659 Look what I bought you. These are from me, okay? 1136 00:44:10,757 --> 00:44:12,175 Only me, your favorite uncle. 1137 00:44:12,259 --> 00:44:14,277 - Yay, guns! - Guns! 1138 00:44:15,262 --> 00:44:16,888 That is not a princess gift. 1139 00:44:16,972 --> 00:44:18,890 - Tough titties. - Let's play! 1140 00:44:18,974 --> 00:44:20,433 You got it, kid. 1141 00:44:20,517 --> 00:44:21,902 ♪ The boys ♪ 1142 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:23,019 Okay, shoot! 1143 00:44:23,103 --> 00:44:25,308 - No, no, Uncle Mickey! - Sorry, Debs. 1144 00:44:25,393 --> 00:44:26,473 No, no, go ahead, go ahead, shoot me... 1145 00:44:26,557 --> 00:44:27,284 I'm gonna get you! 1146 00:44:27,369 --> 00:44:28,676 Blow my brains out, kid. Come on. 1147 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,628 - Okay, okay. - Go ahead. 1148 00:44:29,713 --> 00:44:31,878 I got you, you're dead! I shot you! 1149 00:44:32,081 --> 00:44:33,738 - Yeah. - Watch your step. 1150 00:44:33,824 --> 00:44:35,152 Oh, shit. 1151 00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:37,995 I'm really sorry again, sir, that you had a heart attack. 1152 00:44:38,785 --> 00:44:41,175 You know, I somehow feel responsible. 1153 00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:44,019 Maybe you shouldn't had all those pitchers of beer. 1154 00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:49,671 Well, back at it again in the morning, right, sir? 1155 00:44:51,631 --> 00:44:53,216 Or maybe not. 1156 00:45:06,316 --> 00:45:07,886 Oh, God. 1157 00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,389 I ate too much cake. 1158 00:45:09,777 --> 00:45:12,183 Oh, yeah, I didn't go anywhere near that pink frosting shit. 1159 00:45:13,987 --> 00:45:15,996 Hey, what kind of party you think Fred's gonna want 1160 00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:16,990 when he's older? 1161 00:45:17,074 --> 00:45:18,128 A Terminator party. 1162 00:45:18,213 --> 00:45:19,981 Why? Is that what you wanted 1163 00:45:20,066 --> 00:45:21,202 when you were a kid? 1164 00:45:21,286 --> 00:45:22,339 - Yeah? - Maybe. 1165 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:24,542 Hey! Yo, hey, 1166 00:45:24,627 --> 00:45:26,433 - whoa! - Whoa, what the hell? 1167 00:45:27,709 --> 00:45:28,831 Marsha? 1168 00:45:28,937 --> 00:45:30,113 Lip. 1169 00:45:31,347 --> 00:45:33,956 What, you fucked up our house before? 1170 00:45:34,508 --> 00:45:35,909 The three of us. 1171 00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:37,760 Why? 1172 00:45:37,844 --> 00:45:39,683 You're making your house look too good. 1173 00:45:39,768 --> 00:45:40,894 So? 1174 00:45:41,024 --> 00:45:43,113 Our property tax will go up. 1175 00:45:43,581 --> 00:45:45,169 What, because we planted a couple flowers? 1176 00:45:45,253 --> 00:45:47,645 And put in new windows and mulch, 1177 00:45:47,729 --> 00:45:48,896 cleaned up the trash. 1178 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,097 People are gonna wanna do the same as you. 1179 00:45:51,589 --> 00:45:53,489 White folk will drive around the city 1180 00:45:53,574 --> 00:45:55,361 looking for a new place to live, 1181 00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:57,753 never imagine themselves down here. 1182 00:45:58,073 --> 00:46:01,206 Then they see your house, call the realtors. 1183 00:46:01,596 --> 00:46:02,988 Rent will go up. 1184 00:46:03,193 --> 00:46:04,550 Property tax. 1185 00:46:05,075 --> 00:46:06,659 We've been here our whole lives, 1186 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,691 and now we're being pushed out. 1187 00:46:09,347 --> 00:46:10,738 Where will we go then? 1188 00:46:19,522 --> 00:46:21,482 Franny did not like her party. 1189 00:46:21,567 --> 00:46:23,433 Yeah, not so much. 1190 00:46:26,726 --> 00:46:28,300 You were right. I mean... 1191 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,464 I only did this for myself. 1192 00:46:31,449 --> 00:46:34,407 I just... I always dreamed of having a princess party 1193 00:46:34,524 --> 00:46:35,548 as a kid. 1194 00:46:36,343 --> 00:46:37,939 I'm sorry, babes. 1195 00:46:46,414 --> 00:46:48,931 Not that I would do it differently or anything. 1196 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,165 Really? 1197 00:46:51,501 --> 00:46:53,157 I mean, fuck no. It's like, 1198 00:46:53,442 --> 00:46:54,776 Franny's only five. 1199 00:46:55,088 --> 00:46:56,292 It's not like she's gonna remember 1200 00:46:56,376 --> 00:46:57,548 any of this shit. 1201 00:46:57,853 --> 00:47:00,674 Even if she does, a little bit of disappointment 1202 00:47:00,759 --> 00:47:02,243 is good for her. 1203 00:47:02,884 --> 00:47:05,360 I mean, I would do anything for that kid, but... 1204 00:47:06,183 --> 00:47:07,829 sometimes I just... 1205 00:47:08,548 --> 00:47:10,321 it's gotta be about me. 1206 00:47:23,618 --> 00:47:25,643 Wow, it gets sketchy here at night. 1207 00:47:25,728 --> 00:47:27,235 Yeah, we should probably go home. 1208 00:47:27,969 --> 00:47:29,377 She's down there. Come on. 1209 00:47:29,462 --> 00:47:31,252 - You sure about this? - Fuck Frank. 1210 00:47:31,337 --> 00:47:32,959 Why should we give him 2/3 of our money? 1211 00:47:33,043 --> 00:47:34,043 'Cause he's our partner. 1212 00:47:34,127 --> 00:47:35,420 We can do everything he did. 1213 00:47:35,504 --> 00:47:37,704 I'm not sure I can make those pineapple lollipops. 1214 00:47:38,073 --> 00:47:39,399 Go, ask. 1215 00:47:41,394 --> 00:47:44,025 Hey, um, how you doing? 1216 00:47:44,110 --> 00:47:46,642 We're looking to, um, buy some weed... 1217 00:47:46,890 --> 00:47:49,225 Ganja, smoke, marijuana. 1218 00:47:49,309 --> 00:47:50,665 - Kev... - I know you? 1219 00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:52,084 - No. - Yeah, you do. 1220 00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:53,729 Our friend was here earlier. 1221 00:47:53,814 --> 00:47:56,259 I should say our partner. Frank Gallagher? 1222 00:47:56,978 --> 00:47:58,493 Sorry, I don't got nothing. 1223 00:47:58,939 --> 00:48:00,236 What, seriously? 1224 00:48:00,384 --> 00:48:01,946 You know anyone else who's selling? 1225 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:03,048 Nope. 1226 00:48:03,133 --> 00:48:04,557 Come on, how's that possible? 1227 00:48:04,642 --> 00:48:06,868 That's because I bought it all from her... 1228 00:48:08,370 --> 00:48:10,603 ...with my earnings from today. 1229 00:48:12,967 --> 00:48:14,301 - Hey, Frank! - Hey. 1230 00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:17,243 I wanted to get a jump start on tomorrow's work. 1231 00:48:17,837 --> 00:48:19,380 Little did I know my partners 1232 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:21,548 would be going behind my back. 1233 00:48:22,501 --> 00:48:25,079 Just for the record, I was hesitant about this. 1234 00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:27,814 I think from now on, 1235 00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:30,290 our cut's gonna be 70/30. 1236 00:48:33,618 --> 00:48:34,911 I'm the 70. 1237 00:48:44,197 --> 00:48:46,103 Guess the interview didn't go so good? 1238 00:48:46,366 --> 00:48:48,696 Nah. I don't do normal. 1239 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,536 It's boring as fuck, man. 1240 00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:52,689 I don't want to end up a monkey like you anyway. 1241 00:48:52,774 --> 00:48:54,743 Just trying to be a mature adult. 1242 00:48:54,828 --> 00:48:55,911 That's all. 1243 00:48:55,996 --> 00:48:56,997 Well... 1244 00:48:57,126 --> 00:48:59,579 I, uh, like doing things my way. 1245 00:49:00,547 --> 00:49:01,931 So we gonna fuck, or what? 1246 00:49:02,525 --> 00:49:03,817 Nope. 1247 00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,524 You didn't get a real job. 1248 00:49:06,437 --> 00:49:08,601 Fine by me, man. See if I care. 1249 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,202 In fact, 1250 00:49:10,671 --> 00:49:13,132 I might just jerk off with all my money. 1251 00:49:14,129 --> 00:49:15,819 Yeah. Come here, guys. 1252 00:49:16,304 --> 00:49:17,930 Mm... 1253 00:49:18,398 --> 00:49:21,733 Mm, mm, yeah. 1254 00:49:21,985 --> 00:49:23,710 Ooh, yeah, come here. 1255 00:49:23,897 --> 00:49:26,437 Suck that dick, Benjamin Franklin. 1256 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,016 Come on now. 1257 00:49:28,241 --> 00:49:31,118 Got a little three-way with... Whoever the fuck that is. 1258 00:49:31,272 --> 00:49:33,851 Mm, mm. Yeah, you like that? 1259 00:49:34,062 --> 00:49:36,230 What if we, uh, add... 1260 00:49:36,373 --> 00:49:37,825 Hey, fuck off, George Washington, 1261 00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:39,882 cheap-ass motherfucker. 1262 00:49:43,757 --> 00:49:45,444 Oh, I like that. 1263 00:49:45,942 --> 00:49:47,452 Uh-huh, keep going. 1264 00:49:48,084 --> 00:49:51,422 God, money really does buy happiness, huh? 1265 00:49:51,617 --> 00:49:55,454 ♪ Lying in my coffin instead ♪ 1266 00:49:55,616 --> 00:49:59,230 ♪ The way I feel, I'd rather be dead ♪ 1267 00:49:59,434 --> 00:50:02,101 ♪ Sucking on some cherry so red ♪ 1268 00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:03,593 We really have to do this? 1269 00:50:03,695 --> 00:50:06,317 Yes, we have to maintain a negative curb appeal. 1270 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:07,889 But I love our house. 1271 00:50:07,974 --> 00:50:09,656 Hey, me too. I wanna stay in it 1272 00:50:09,741 --> 00:50:11,247 with you and Fred forever. 1273 00:50:15,163 --> 00:50:18,124 ♪ It's the pits, it's the pits ♪ 1274 00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:20,447 Well, 1275 00:50:21,533 --> 00:50:22,861 what do you think? 1276 00:50:23,664 --> 00:50:25,081 Nice. 1277 00:50:25,414 --> 00:50:26,775 How about mine? 1278 00:50:27,252 --> 00:50:28,783 Wow. 1279 00:50:29,251 --> 00:50:30,552 That's perfect. You did good 1280 00:50:30,637 --> 00:50:31,691 for the neighborhood, babe. 1281 00:50:31,775 --> 00:50:33,222 Anything to help our family. 1282 00:50:33,393 --> 00:50:35,143 Even a giant squirting penis. 1283 00:50:35,322 --> 00:50:37,557 Exactly. 1284 00:50:37,642 --> 00:50:38,815 Muah. 1285 00:50:38,937 --> 00:50:41,647 ♪ Faded like the night in the sky ♪ 1286 00:50:41,731 --> 00:50:45,776 ♪ Waving at the neighbors bye bye ♪ 1287 00:50:45,860 --> 00:50:49,447 ♪ It's the pits, it's the pits ♪ 1288 00:50:49,531 --> 00:50:52,291 ♪ Don't look down you stepped on shit ♪ Corrections done by srjanapala 90418