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= www.addic7ed.com =
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Ma'am, this is a pet grooming facility.
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Yeah... Yeah, no, it does
sound like Fancy's very sick.
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But you need to find a
vet to put her down,
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I don't do that.
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Hey, son, do me a favor.
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Grab me a bottle of
Black Dahlia, will you?
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Yeah... No, I can understand
the confusion, ma'am.
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It's "dyeing," with an "E"?
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Good luck, ma'am.
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Am I a monster, Dad?
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Aw, crud.
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She must be in heat.
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Hormones will hink up the dye.
Do me a favor.
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Pour me out a mess of the
Hautedog Tender Green.
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And pour in some Profound
Blue if it's too pea soupy.
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These people are weirdly
particular about the gradient.
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I didn't even want to take this job,
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given this type's proclivities.
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Reefer, like it's oxygen.
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I swear, you will go
broke in this business
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trying to stick to your principles.
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Hell, I put a stud vest on a poodle
for a couple of fruits last week.
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Mr. Caputo told me to leave, but I...
I didn't listen.
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Come on, now. You know,
life is complicated.
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This one time, I lost a shih tzu.
Beautiful animal.
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I was supposed to cage her
alone, but I muffed up,
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put her in with a goldie,
was dyed like a lion.
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Bam! Heart attack.
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Christ, Bax, where are your gloves?
That is semi-permanent dye.
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Go inside, wash up, and rub 'em good,
or it's gonna stain for weeks.
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This is one hell of a mess.
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What's going on with this guy's face?
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Sir, with respect,
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we have minutes till
this thing turns ugly.
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All I need is a lean force,
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maybe a half dozen men in
full gear, and your go-ahead.
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It'll be a quick operation.
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- Minimal casualties.
- Desi?
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I got two men here. Say
they're waiting on Judy King.
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Wait. King's still inside?
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Son of a whore. If Judy King is inside,
nobody storms anything, you hear me?
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We wait this out.
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Sir?
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We get their demands
and shut this down.
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Before any more pictures
like this get out.
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Lucky they
didn't put King in the hostage photo.
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Christ!
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We were supposed to pick her
up, like, a couple hours ago...
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- Guys, why don't we step out here?
- I know you got a lot on...
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Why don't we step behind
the line over here?
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I really appreciate your patience, guys.
Thank you so much for your patience.
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Y'all are gettin' distracted here.
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We got to keep focus on Bayley.
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I wanna see the fetus-faced
fuck go down bad as anyone.
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But we ain't got much time before
they start bringin' in the tanks.
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Might as well take advantage.
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What you mean "ain't got much time"?
We got hostages.
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Yeah, but it's still a
clock on all of this
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if we're gonna be real about it.
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Hey, hey!
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I don't think that's how
it's supposed to fit.
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Look, you just worry about
digging out your burqa, bitch.
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How many times I gotta tell you,
we're not all the same kinda Muslim?
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Yes! Bruce Lee!
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Come on, T. Get
it while it's good.
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Classic Air Max?
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Oh, shit.
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Please, please, please be my size.
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Please be my size.
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Yo, this is like Christmas!
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Cinde-fuckin'-rella!
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Oh, man.
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I'll save this for Suzanne,
for when she feelin' better.
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Attention, inmates of Litchfield.
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In an effort to resolve this
quickly and without violence,
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we are ready to hear your demands.
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To repeat,
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inmates of Litchfield, we are
ready to hear your demands.
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He saying we get to ask for shit now!
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We are ready to hear your demands.
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Hey, did you hear that?
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All I hear is ringing.
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What the fuck did they give us?
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Uh, something about commands?
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Or demands?
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He's ready to... spear our hands? What?
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Oh, shit!
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Are they gonna crucify us?
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Ah!
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Or maybe it was ants.
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He's ready to something some ants?
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I have these aunts... back in Boston.
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And I'm pretty sure they're witches
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because, this one time,
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I went over to the house and they
were making this big pot of...
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Oh! Oh, I know what he said.
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De-pants!
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Molester!
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Yours are prettier than mine.
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So pink... I got an idea!
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Take that.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Dress up like COs and pull
everybody's pants down?
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COs Taylor and Rice reporting for duty!
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Ow!
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Watch out.
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Hey, candy bars.
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Yeah. Nice phone.
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Wanna trade?
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What else you got?
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- Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah?
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- Done. Can I have those?
- No.
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Consider yourself de-pantsed, inmate.
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Oh, oh, can we borrow your phone?
I wanna make crank calls.
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No, you just pantsed me. So fuck y'all!
Fuck y'all.
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But we wanna call bars
and ask for Helda Dick.
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Or Helda Cocken-Meehan.
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I think that's better.
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I get it.
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Hey, y'all should be really careful
in those types of outfits,
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'cause one time, my cousin,
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she stole a mall cop's
badge and she got caught.
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And she went to juvie
her whole growin' up
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because she stole an
entire rack of tube tops
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from Contempo Casual.
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Yeah, yeah, we know. Power erupts.
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Hurry the fuck up, inmates.
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Yeah, ain't you hear? We
get whatever we want now.
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Which one of you stink?
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Luschek pissed himself.
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I told you guys I had to go.
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I'm sorry. I was born with
an oversized prostate.
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It's a burden, but it makes
for any anal stim...
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Not another word, piss-bitch.
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You guys, get the shit
out of the bubble.
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- No, don't do that.
- What? I made it up.
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Still, you could be sending
messages and not even know it.
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I did this once to a guy,
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you know, to, like, show him that
I thought he had a small dick,
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and he thought I was a Crip.
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Like you'd be anything but a Sureño.
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What an idiot.
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I think I'm gonna ask for a
contouring palette as my demand.
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Get an Amazon Wish List.
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That way they know the brand to get you,
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and they don't buy you that cheap
shit that makes you break out.
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- Let's go!
- But, seriously, I need my insulin.
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- Get in.
- Can you untie us at least?
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It'll be crowded in there.
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You can't leave us in there
without any food or water.
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At least water.
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Drink each other's spit.
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Get your ass...
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Something about this one, though.
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Hmm.
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Flaritza!
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Take that one to medical. I'm
sick of lookin' at his face.
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My hair hasn't looked this bad since
White Trash Bash sophomore year.
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We need to work on your posture.
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I have an anterior pelvic tilt.
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You have anterior white privilege.
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You look like you have
too much to live for.
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Walk with oppression.
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Let me see some persecution
in those shoulders.
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All right, great.
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Can we go now?
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You. Not you, Lassie.
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You've officially graduated the
Vauseman Finishing School.
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Mazel tov.
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You can't abandon me.
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Alex, would it kill us
to let her tag along?
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Plus, we can use her as a human shield
when they bust in with all the AK-47s.
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No, MCC would never, never have AKs.
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Those are, like, $600 a pop...
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Sometimes $560 if you can find a sale.
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Great, so we don't even
rate a semiautomatic.
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Let's go. She's deadweight.
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I'll tell MCC... about the dead guard.
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I heard you in the stall.
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I know that you have involvement.
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Be my guest.
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Tell the world.
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We're just being nice.
She's just being nice.
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Don't be ungrateful. You don't know me.
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I'm grateful. I'm so grateful.
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Seriously?
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Are you fucking kidding
me with this, Little?
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Of course it didn't fly at Liquor Barn.
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Yolanda fucking Ono?
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It says here you weigh 180.
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Any idiot knows Alpha Zeta Delta won't
even consider potentials above 135.
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Now I have to go and get
all six kegs myself?
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I'm so sorry, Meggs. I
totally let you down.
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You disappoint one of us,
you disappoint all of us.
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Tell it to the group.
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Sisters, I apologize from
the bottom of my heart.
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I know you were counting on
me, and I totally messed up,
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and I will do everything in
my power to make it up to you
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because your love and respect, it
really means everything to me.
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I'm really sorry.
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Ugh... pick up your face.
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All right, beeyotches!
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I know you all got Tammy's
letter in your boxes,
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yet I'm still seeing, like, a
thousand N-O's around this room.
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So to recap...
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I don't care how cold it is outside.
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No hideous puffy coats. No pants.
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And no flat-ass fucking hair.
I mean, Jesus H...
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Yeah, I'm talking to you,
tits-on-a-stick Stacey.
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I don't care if you have to stand in
front of a mirror for three hours
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teasing the shit out of it!
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I wanna see some fucking volume when
those Phi Sigs walk in tonight.
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I mean...
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this is the meaning
of sisterhood, right?
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We owe it to each other as
strong, independent women
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to maintain this chapter's reputation
as the raddest chicks on campus.
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'Cause you're an Alpha girl now!
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Who's with me?
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All for one, and one for Alpha!
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Let me hear some noise!
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All for one and one for Alpha!
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Try not to say anything or
make eye contact with anybody.
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Especially the Latinas.
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And come up with some
kind of a backstory.
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Not that you should tell anybody.
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Except if you need to.
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Uh...
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What's the very worst
thing you've ever done?
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I...
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Have you ever broken the law?
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Honestly, I've always
been a pretty good girl.
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One time, in college, I
got busted for a fake ID.
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Great!
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You're in for forgery.
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Damn, it's like Black Friday in here.
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Those sales are racist as shit.
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Make us fight over cheap TVs while
white folks sit at home eating turkey,
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laughin' at us on the news.
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No. White, black,
Puerto Rican, Jewish...
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we all like us a 75%-off plasma screen.
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Why you think they call
it "Black Friday"?
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I say we tell 'em we ain't lettin'
no one else in this prison
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until Bayley is in chains.
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That's our demand.
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- I'm cool with that.
- Me, too.
248
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Hold up. That's our only demand?
249
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,874
You got somethin' more important?
250
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,085
No. I just think we have
an opportunity here.
251
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,588
I mean, he did say "demands"...
252
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,256
plural.
253
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,008
Why not think bigger?
254
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,218
A'ight, yeah, I get you.
255
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,012
Let's talk about creature comforts.
256
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,182
New unis, softer sheets...
257
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,435
Reese's Pieces. Mmm, you
ever had them fried?
258
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,687
I think you mean "Ree-see's Pee-see's."
259
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,772
What's a Pee-see?
260
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,611
And Bayley, obviously.
261
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,237
Fry him up, too.
262
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,574
Also, we have to get everyone's
demands to make it count.
263
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:30,036
And why we gotta include everyone?
P was our girl.
264
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,955
Yeah, but this ain't only our riot.
265
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,999
Worst thing you can do
266
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,334
is take another woman's voice
when she's finally found it.
267
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,379
Even if she's drivin' you crazy,
268
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,840
messin' up your house,
sleepin' in your bed, even.
269
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,635
You can't deny her the
right to say her piece,
270
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,345
or shit can get real dark real fast.
271
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,974
She right, T.
272
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,851
If we don't work together...
273
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,479
every day's gonna be Black
Friday in this bitch.
274
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,982
She hasn't responded to our texts.
275
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,276
Look, if he's not gonna do anything,
I'm marching in there myself.
276
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,862
Easy there, Tony Stark.
We need to stay calm.
277
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,407
How can I stay calm when my
wife's trapped in there, Bill?
278
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,491
Sir!
279
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,120
It has been hours, and we
have seen zero sign of Judy.
280
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,664
We are extremely concerned.
281
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,875
About Judy King? Have you met her?
282
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,127
Gentlemen, there's
nothing to worry about.
283
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,129
This will all be settled
in a matter of hours.
284
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,380
Why... why don't you go get some dinner?
285
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,132
By the time you get back,
she'll be all ready to go.
286
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,469
You hear that, Reg?
287
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,637
It's gonna be okay.
288
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,641
I promise you, Judy is fine.
289
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,644
I am not fine!
290
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,688
Are you eatin'?
291
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,817
You do not eat during my billable
hours, you son of a bitch!
292
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,777
Now find me a helicopter
293
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:48,280
and a blindfold for my flicker vertigo,
and get me the fuck out of here.
294
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,076
Thing One and Thing Two are right
outside. Best to hang tight.
295
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,703
I'm sure they'll have
you out of there soon.
296
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,914
They can't get to me.
I can't get to them.
297
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,166
It's getting dark.
298
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,669
These ladies are armed and angry.
299
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,630
Leeson, I am not playing games.
300
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,089
I don't know if I'm gonna
survive the night.
301
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,220
Fucker! I can hear you chewing!
302
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,348
They're gonna come get
us any minute, right?
303
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,684
Fuck yeah. Piscatella's
gonna take care of it.
304
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,561
Piscatella's not taking
care of anything.
305
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,606
He's never stepping foot
in my prison again.
306
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,567
This doesn't look like your
prison anymore, does it, Boss?
307
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,777
Not that it ever was.
308
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,154
The way you let these
animals walk all over us.
309
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,365
Oh, this is my fault? Huh?
310
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,494
Which one of you geniuses
brought in a fucking gun?
311
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,412
That's what started all this.
312
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,270
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was your
313
00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,356
off-script press
conference there, Chief.
314
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,418
Come on, guys. Lay off.
315
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,587
Oh, shut up, piss-bitch.
316
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,089
Look, you wanna go after Caputo, fine.
317
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,217
But I think the real problem is
these crazy bitches have a gun.
318
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,888
Actually, I'm not so sure they do.
319
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,277
Flores?
320
00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:09,853
What?
321
00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:11,296
What are you doing?
322
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,741
Reading guard files.
323
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,618
Knowledge is power.
324
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,290
Have you, by any chance,
325
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:25,086
come across the name "Wes Driscoll"?
326
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:29,716
I think the Almas has his
initials tattooed on his wrist.
327
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,551
I smell something.
328
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,177
Almas?
329
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,680
Yes, you know, ape-man.
330
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,766
What do you people call it, hmm?
Bigfoot? Yeti?
331
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,811
Hairy, neckless sadist
with pituitary issues?
332
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,189
Carahuevo.
333
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,987
That's a Bigfoot?
334
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,280
Penis face.
335
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,531
Oh, yeah.
336
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,702
That is one penis face.
337
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,715
Hey.
338
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,050
Hey!
339
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:15,720
Hey!
340
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,557
Everyone! Clear the fuck out!
341
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,685
Mama's gonna make everybody dinner
342
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,437
while everyone else in this
prison loses their fucking mind.
343
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,315
Mira, let's go!
344
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,317
Shit.
345
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,077
You two, stay and help me.
346
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,456
Put on some aprons.
347
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,126
Not that food safety's our
main concern these days.
348
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,755
Nah, chica.
349
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,341
But I'm hungry.
350
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,969
Oh, you worked up an appetite
playing Scarface, huh?
351
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,595
That don't mean you
get to skip the line.
352
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,015
We all in this together now,
thanks to you and that gun.
353
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,143
Look, I gotta tell you something.
354
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,481
I lost it. The gun.
355
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,066
Somebody took it from me.
356
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,528
Good, then it's not
your problem no more.
357
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,239
Go on. Chop.
358
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,492
And from now on, you stay by me.
Outta trouble.
359
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,831
Wow. This is a big knife.
360
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,292
You know what?
361
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,462
Why don't you go stir the pot?
'Cause you're good at that.
362
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:22,972
We'll alternate between intercostal
363
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,391
and diaphragmatic breathing.
364
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,852
Take a deep inhale...
365
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,940
...and we'll hold it for a count of ten.
366
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,403
One, two...
367
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,535
Clearly, it's working great.
368
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,373
Think of this as nature's CPAP machine.
369
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,707
Now when you inhale,
370
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,169
make sure to contract your lower abs
371
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,087
and squeeze your Kegels.
372
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,423
New one from Reg.
373
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,258
"Concerned about you.
374
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,178
Yearning for you back."
Blah, blah, blah...
375
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:07,266
Oh! There's a thing about
him wanting to watch Bill
376
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:12,229
"fill her out like an
application" later tonight.
377
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,565
Classic Reg.
378
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,193
Textbook compersion.
379
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,485
Textbook what now?
380
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,906
Oh, it's that feeling you get
watching someone you love...
381
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,115
make love to...
382
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,160
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
Bill this time.
383
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:31,540
"Relieved to hear you're
being well taken care of."
384
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,875
"Heading out for din."
385
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,378
"Will procure numnums for our lady
386
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,422
from wherever we end up."
387
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,049
That bitch!
388
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,134
I knew it.
389
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,011
While we're suffering this depravity,
390
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:47,223
she's off somewhere getting
the golden riot treatment.
391
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,810
You think they have food there? 'Cause
I'd like some numnums for myself.
392
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,270
Oh, they're probably peeling
her grapes. Come on!
393
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,023
We're finding the Judy King panic room.
394
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,363
Hey, Heat Miser.
395
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,367
You fading out on me?
We have work to do.
396
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,244
Oh.
397
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,455
Oh...
398
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,960
What is this?
399
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,964
"All natural energy supplement"?
400
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,967
Vitamins. I found them
in the guard's locker.
401
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,302
Took one earlier. They work pretty good.
402
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,322
Where did you get this?
403
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,699
It tastes so... green.
404
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,493
McCullough's doing a cleanse.
405
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,251
I know it's dinnertime.
406
00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:00,462
No, past dinnertime, actually.
407
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,132
Now, I know this because
the sun has gone down
408
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,092
and we haven't even eaten yet.
409
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,393
I am not afraid of the dark. Mmm-hmm.
410
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,479
The universe is dark all the time.
411
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,192
Stars are what make it light.
412
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:25,988
So... it's always night,
depending on how hard you look.
413
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,366
Or day, depending on how you see it.
414
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:33,287
What's important is ghosts are not real.
415
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,415
Ghost!
416
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,301
Oh! It's just Mrs. King.
417
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,972
Pleasant evening to you, Madam.
418
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,561
Oh!
419
00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,606
These uniforms are so scratchy.
420
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,233
They're supposed to be
a cotton/poly blend,
421
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,568
but all I'm feeling is the poly.
422
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,362
Not breathable at all. Am I right?
423
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,823
You know, I was saying
the same thing to Pipes.
424
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,368
We talk about fabric blends
in prison all the time.
425
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,287
You could help, you know.
426
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,372
Shh!
427
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,666
Yo, Vause, the fuck was
that in the chapel?
428
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:24,088
Just exercising my First
Amendment rights, Ruiz.
429
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,215
Didn't mean to interrupt
your Gitmo torture parade.
430
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,676
Are you looking for a Nazi
happy face on your arm, too?
431
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,096
Right now, there's three
of us and one of you.
432
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,680
So are you sure you want
to be getting in my face?
433
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,517
You think blonde Katy Perry and...
434
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:39,895
I never seen you before.
435
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,024
Um, I'm...
436
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,484
'Cause we all look like janky
versions of white celebrities to you.
437
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,361
Kinda. Yeah.
438
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,614
Uh, Von Barlow.
439
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,742
Pleasure to meet you. I'm the
Counterfeit Cunt of Connecticut.
440
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,702
You mean, you're not a real cunt?
441
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,830
So that means you can make fake shit?
442
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:02,376
Birth certificates,
driver's licenses...
443
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,711
My specialty's a ten
dollar bill but, you know,
444
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,463
they go Tubman on me,
I might be screwed.
445
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:09,591
Yeah. What the fuck is that, huh?
446
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,260
How about Cesar Chavez or Che?
447
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,598
You know, I know I don't
know you very well, but...
448
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:20,686
you seem like the type of woman
who appreciates honesty.
449
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,897
I don't know who those guys are.
450
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,823
You know what, Connecticunt?
451
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,742
Something different about you.
452
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,287
Rest of the white girls here?
453
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,746
Fucking...
454
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,041
Blow, suck, blow...
455
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,008
Come on, little sis. I've gotta piss.
456
00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,803
- Oh, I'm in the middle of...
- Hoes before suck and blows.
457
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:57,556
Let's go! We're pissters.
458
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:02,060
Wait! Come back soon.
459
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,273
I'm so wasted.
460
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,155
Yo, Linda!
461
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,199
- Hey! Yeah!
- You gotta get in here!
462
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,076
They're playing beer pong
with Other Jim's glass eye.
463
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,370
It's off the chain.
464
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,080
Okay, yo! We'll be right there!
465
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,083
Hey, are you almost ready?
466
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,794
I'm trying. It's this fucking UTI.
467
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,881
Maybe they got the rally towels
out of the house toilet,
468
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:33,425
and we can use the house bathroom.
469
00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,761
Come on, Meggs.
Pick up your face.
470
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,389
We've already missed, like,
20 minutes of action.
471
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,682
Come on, you're an Alpha.
472
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,144
A strong, independent woman.
"All for one and one for Alpha!"
473
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,020
Yeah!
474
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,731
Yes! Okay, awesome!
475
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,024
So you're good, right?
476
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,901
Are you good?
477
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,445
Okay, awesome. I'm outtie.
478
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,156
Good luck.
479
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,787
All right, so tell
me about your symptoms.
480
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,748
I got back pain and, uh, headaches.
481
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,958
Okay. Uh, Dr. Nicky,
482
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,003
we got some head pains
and some back pains.
483
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:12,214
Aah! Bullshit junkie.
484
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,217
Hey, give her some, uh, muscle relaxers.
485
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:18,262
It'll, uh, help with the crave,
give you a little bit of happy.
486
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,556
Possible side is some
numbness in your extremities.
487
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,849
Aw, look at you. So cute.
488
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,685
You're like one of those
commercials where they're like...
489
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,479
"This will
help with your high blood pressure."
490
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,469
Possible side effects
will include nausea,
491
00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:31,578
dizziness, a loss of will to live,
492
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,110
hives, feelings of anger, aggression,
493
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:37,781
tremors, dry mouth, insomnia and a limp.
494
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,951
"Enjoy your life without
high blood pressure!"
495
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:42,244
Can I have my drugs now?
496
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,455
Can I get my drugs now, too?
497
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:47,374
I wanna not feel this way anymore.
498
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,000
I'm sorry, all right.
499
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,919
You can't cheat grief.
500
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,588
Unfortunately.
501
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,841
I guess I can give
you some sleeping pills, huh?
502
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,634
But you're gonna have
to wake up eventually.
503
00:27:58,796 --> 00:28:00,929
I can give you some Klonopin,
504
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:05,141
or whatever expired off-brand
shit version they have here,
505
00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:09,396
and, uh, you know, you'll feel
good and numb for a while,
506
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,023
but then you'll spill a glass of
water or trip on your shoelace,
507
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,276
find yourself weeping for
four hours, no idea why.
508
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,987
I mean, uh, I could
give you some Dilaudid.
509
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,866
Nah, you're gonna get
addicted to heroin,
510
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:23,410
get sent down to Max for doing
some stupid junkie shit,
511
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:27,122
find yourself sucking off a CO
in a closet for one last hit,
512
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:30,667
and, you know, maybe realize that
you were just hopelessly in love
513
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:35,088
with an incredible,
insane, beautiful woman
514
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,466
who's never going to love you back.
515
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,969
It is just not worth it.
516
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,682
Uh, I'm sorry, um...
517
00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,935
my notes have you
with a herpes outbreak.
518
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:52,147
That's a drag. They have you
on the daily Valtrex, huh?
519
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,829
Excuse me!
520
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,165
Hey!
521
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,667
Excuse me!
522
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,918
Everyone!
523
00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,880
- Hey!
- Hello!
524
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,968
Thank you.
525
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,219
Now all you bitches quiet down
526
00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:26,097
so my Muslim friend here
can talk a little bit.
527
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,977
Um... yeah.
528
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:33,855
So we been talking,
529
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:37,025
and we have a plan we'd
like to run by all of you
530
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,819
concerning the demands.
531
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,571
Who put you in charge?
532
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,157
Why should we listen to some
dark bitch in a headdress?
533
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,493
That ain't a headdress, Nazi.
534
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,829
I'm not a Nazi. She's a Nazi.
535
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,623
Everybody shut the fuck up.
536
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:55,377
The thing is... we got hostages.
537
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,631
So that means we get to make demands.
538
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,092
Now, we can do this two ways.
539
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:06,137
One, like a bunch of animals,
like how they treat us.
540
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:09,975
Or two, like civilized human beings.
541
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,018
Like how we want them to treat us.
542
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,605
She's right.
543
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:17,858
Even if we really all split
and hatin' on each other,
544
00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:21,862
they can't know that or
we lose all our power.
545
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:27,409
If we wanna turn this place right, we
have to speak as one united group.
546
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,827
Exactly.
547
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:34,833
The way we see it, this is our one
chance to make this fucking hellhole
548
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,835
slightly less hellhole-ish.
549
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:40,589
- So, uh, dream big, ladies.
- Let's do it.
550
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,592
No idea is a bad idea.
551
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,511
No more guard fingers up my asshole.
552
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,429
Really uncomfortable to me.
553
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,640
No more random cavity searches. Yes!
554
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,350
Free tampons.
555
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:55,311
The good kind! The one with the
plastic shooter that goes in you.
556
00:30:55,396 --> 00:31:00,526
Keep going. Better education.
Access to competent lawyers.
557
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:04,320
And, uh, and regular doctors'
visits with actual doctors.
558
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,114
Amnesty.
559
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,866
For all of us.
560
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,952
The first thing we gotta
ask for is no extra time.
561
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,997
And nobody goes to Max for being
part of this whole thing.
562
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,751
It'll be Hundred Flowers all over again.
563
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,836
Aw, I'd love a hundred flowers.
564
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,381
In, like, some window
boxes or something?
565
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,799
Ice cream sundae bar.
566
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,384
Latin class.
567
00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:27,068
What?
568
00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:28,595
Pizza for lunch every day.
569
00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:30,263
How about the moon? Why not
just ask for the moon?
570
00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:32,808
I know. A antigravity chamber.
571
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,143
We could float around
and do flips and stuff.
572
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,227
Like astronauts.
573
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:39,481
Okay, forget what I said.
574
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,983
Some ideas are bad ideas.
575
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:47,406
How about some Hot Cheetos?
576
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,867
What about Takis? Takis!
577
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,077
Hey, Al...
578
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:57,791
I think she's wearing my sweatshirt.
579
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:04,047
Another life. Let it go.
580
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:08,093
If you could have anything in
the world, what would you have?
581
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,260
Vaginal orgasms.
582
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,554
I hear it's a thing.
583
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,519
What about you, Jackie O? Any demands?
584
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,105
I'd like my girlfriend back.
585
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,066
Atta girl. Speak the truth.
586
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,654
I mean, why can't they let us
have cell phones all the time?
587
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,322
Because it zaps your brain.
588
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:31,992
Look at this one.
589
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,035
New guards is what we need.
590
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,037
No more of these nasty fucks.
591
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:39,666
Oh, look at this lady who dressed
her cat in a freaking bathing suit.
592
00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,336
Oh, what about only lady guards?
593
00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:44,880
Oh, my God, no.
594
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,048
No. Women can be so mean to each other.
595
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,135
I mean, except for you,
I'm really mean to women.
596
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,553
- Right.
- That's true.
597
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:55,056
Evening, everyone. How is
your riot going so far?
598
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:59,394
I'd give it about a six out of ten. I
think it's a little, uh, tame, frankly.
599
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,897
Right? I was
expecting more fireworks.
600
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,899
Oh, there's still time for fireworks.
601
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,233
This is Von Barlow.
602
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:07,778
She floated down a river in a
basket, and now she's ours.
603
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,905
I like how calm it is in here.
604
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,074
I think everything is gonna be okay.
605
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,160
You know, a little water
and some honey...
606
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,579
that's gonna tame that frizz, okay?
607
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,455
- You want me to show you later?
- Uh-huh.
608
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,583
Oh, yeah? Okay. There you go.
609
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,627
Girls, I'm so happy to see you.
610
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,671
We're really onto something
with the big homo.
611
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:26,922
"Big homo"?
612
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,341
Yes, there are a lot of us around here.
613
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:31,968
Not girl homo.
614
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,846
I'm sorry, are you starting
a gay witch hunt right now?
615
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,057
No. Weren't you listening?
616
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,725
Boy homos only.
617
00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,226
Piscatella.
618
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,352
Yeah, he's awful.
619
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:44,272
Homos can also be assholes.
620
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:46,107
But why are we hung
up on the homo thing?
621
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,984
You're all bullshitting around,
622
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:49,945
making demands no one's
ever going to listen to.
623
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,739
I'm the only one doing the
real work around here.
624
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:54,074
Who's this?
625
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:57,243
Uh, some sort of coin locker baby.
626
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:04,918
Red, what is going on with you?
You okay?
627
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,336
You don't look so good.
628
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,588
Wanna take a nap, maybe?
629
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,214
Forget it.
630
00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:13,218
You'll be thanking me when
we bust this thing open.
631
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,928
I have to go feed the eyebrow now.
632
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,262
We need fuel.
633
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,728
This was supposed to have
chunks of real carrot in it.
634
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,813
And in the picture there was a
sprig of parsley in the bowl.
635
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,107
I bet they never serve this
with parsley, do they?
636
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,738
- No.
- These are substandard conditions.
637
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,198
We need better food.
Better quality uniforms.
638
00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,407
This is a Tier Two facility.
639
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,577
Whatever they're paying for this
crap, they're getting ripped off.
640
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,121
You sing it, sister.
641
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:42,831
Thank you.
642
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,590
She was my big sister.
643
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,675
I learned everything from her.
644
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,427
Didn't anyone notice
how intoxicated she was?
645
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,096
The last time I saw her,
she was having fun.
646
00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,598
Happy.
647
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:00,849
What time was that?
648
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,308
Around 10:00, I think. Maybe later.
649
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,896
All right. That can't be long
before she went outside.
650
00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:07,648
Were you the last person she talked to?
651
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,525
I couldn't say, Officer.
652
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,027
Did you notice she was gone?
653
00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:17,824
I noticed that her
drinking had gotten worse,
654
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:20,326
what with the stress of finals and
her breakup with Todd and all,
655
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:23,121
but I didn't think it
had gotten this bad.
656
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,082
Come to think of it,
657
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:30,086
she did have a bit of an outburst
before the party last night.
658
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,588
Maybe she was on something.
659
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,008
Cocaine, maybe?
660
00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,177
Or something worse.
661
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:41,097
Gosh, maybe this was all a cry for help.
662
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:46,061
She did seem awfully... depressed.
663
00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:49,648
I hope it wasn't... intentional.
664
00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,567
Oh, my God, I can't even
believe I'm saying this.
665
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,152
She was my big sister.
666
00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,238
Hey, it's gonna be okay.
667
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,204
"Her
name was Poussey Washington."
668
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:09,125
"She was kind and loyal, smart..."
669
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,587
She was murdered.
670
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,380
CO Bayley murdered her.
671
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,843
She was murdered.
672
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,971
CO Bayley murdered her.
673
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,349
And we want justice.
674
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:45,604
So you want us to arrest you?
675
00:36:45,659 --> 00:36:46,730
For murder?
676
00:36:46,755 --> 00:36:48,047
Yes, sirs.
677
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,709
I'm a bad man. Did... did bad things.
678
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,335
You know, like I... I told you.
679
00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:55,964
Mr. Caputo says it...
it makes a monster.
680
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,926
Harold, do you have any
idea what this kid's trying to confess?
681
00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:03,429
Probably another one of these
poor fuckers with PTSD,
682
00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,390
wanting penance for Iraq.
683
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,600
Or he's been sniffing
bath salts all night.
684
00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:08,935
Look at his hands.
685
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,605
Listen, pal, we're gonna
let you sleep it off,
686
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:15,441
and then we can talk about all
the bad stuff you say you did...
687
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:16,902
tomorrow.
688
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:17,986
Tomorrow?
689
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,654
Tomorrow... tomorrow. No.
690
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,740
No... no tomorrow. Bax today.
691
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:23,199
Bad monster.
692
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,785
Ple... Please. Just... Today.
693
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,626
Oh, God.
694
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,130
Oh, thank Christ.
695
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,137
Please help me.
696
00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:56,149
Oh. Oh, you girls gotta help me.
697
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,984
Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
698
00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:59,986
Aw. Sure thing, Mrs. King.
699
00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,571
Thank you.
700
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,577
Oh, my God.
701
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,590
Those lying cunts.
702
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,884
See, all we gotta do is, we
gotta light a fire, right?
703
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,804
And then, when they open the door
to let us out, we... we pounce.
704
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,555
And what makes you think
they'd let us out?
705
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,600
Burning is an ugly way to go.
706
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,228
It'd be better in here 'cause
at least we'd suffocate.
707
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,731
You should see it out...
outside in a field.
708
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:40,109
The smell is one thing, but the
way the body expels fluids...
709
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,949
Yeah, okay, cool. So... so not that.
710
00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,578
Any of you seen Black Mama White Mama?
711
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:52,538
It starts exactly like this.
712
00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,124
They're all chained together,
713
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,251
and they have to escape these
lesbian prison guards.
714
00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,088
Then they end up in the
Filipino jungle, though.
715
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,256
I don't know.
716
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,049
Oh, what about, uh, Caged Heat?
717
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,175
Anybody seen that?
718
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,011
They escape in that one, too.
719
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:07,095
Almost.
720
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,306
The, uh, warden tortures
them with his brain zapper.
721
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,059
All right. Never mind.
722
00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:15,603
If we can get them to open the door...
723
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,438
maybe we can strangle
them with that cord.
724
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,025
Oh, hey. Fuck, wait.
725
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,861
Hey, there's this scene
in The Big Bust-Out 5...
726
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:30,076
I'm a fan of the chicks
behind bars genre.
727
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:34,372
Don't fucking judge me, okay?
728
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,457
There're worse things,
like fucking Titanic.
729
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,126
You seen that piece of shit?
730
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,879
Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio
is a character actor.
731
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,255
He is not a leading man.
732
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,924
And he looks like a little boy.
733
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,092
Anyway, in The Big Bust-Out 5,
734
00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:50,430
there's this super hot
noire named Sapphire, huh?
735
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,307
And, uh, she gets the guards
736
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,642
to open up the door for
her by asking for dinner.
737
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,269
And when they do, she's so grateful,
738
00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:59,147
she lets 'em spit roast her
right in the cafeteria.
739
00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:06,779
So we get them to bring us dinner.
740
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,871
Please. We need food and water.
741
00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:18,124
It's only been a few hours.
742
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:22,295
Tell Backstreet Boy to take his purple
shorts off, then maybe we'll talk.
743
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,674
Hey, hey, hey. Rest easy.
744
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,093
Muscles is here.
745
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,136
What "muscle"? You're
like a baby Chihuahua.
746
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,555
Oh, make no mistake.
747
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:36,559
My little buddy, Sparky, here, may
look no bigger than Madonna's bicep,
748
00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,769
however I'd still bet on
her to win the fight.
749
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,355
When'd you fight Madonna?
750
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,357
The point is that some
people got muscles for show
751
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,650
and some people got muscles for go.
I got 'em for go.
752
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:45,901
I don't buy it.
753
00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:48,279
Well, it all depends how
you are under pressure.
754
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:52,700
Sometimes when people get real riled
up, they develop superhuman strength.
755
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,035
Happened to me once.
756
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,371
Oh, please tell.
757
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,415
- Well, there was this couple...
- Ricky and Ricky's wife.
758
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:02,085
And they had the nicest trailer
down there by the lake,
759
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,462
and they had the best meth ever.
760
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,047
Anyway, I was out there, right?
761
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,549
I was waitin', and Jo
Jo comes out, the baby,
762
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,343
and he's crawlin' down the street.
763
00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:12,637
I think he was, like, lookin'
for his, like, pet guinea pig,
764
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,430
or, like, the cigarette
that he must have dropped.
765
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,807
Anyway, this car comes zoomin' up,
766
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:19,769
runs over his arm and
just landed right on him.
767
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,021
- Oh.
- It's a shame.
768
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,391
He was really smart, and he had this
769
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:24,381
bright future in the
meth makin' business.
770
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,401
Like, next-level prodigy, you know?
771
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,654
So, to get to the point, you were able
to lift the car off the methlete?
772
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:30,738
Yup.
773
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,158
Mmm.
I saved his life.
774
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,867
But then he went and
he shot Ricky's wife
775
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:37,037
with the damn assault
rifle underneath the bed.
776
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,288
- No.
- Yeah.
777
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:40,206
And so I think he's in,
like, protective custody.
778
00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,125
It's just, like, a
really sad story, to me,
779
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,668
because he had a lot of potential.
You know?
780
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,962
I need to eat something, or
I'm gonna go into shock.
781
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:51,176
You need to keep us alive, remember?
782
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:57,390
People can go two months with no food.
783
00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:58,766
My crack-ass sister's still alive.
784
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,852
On the other hand,
785
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,939
forcing them to eat the
swill we've had to eat
786
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,400
is its own special punishment.
Don't you think?
787
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,319
I ain't takin' 'em out
when they get the shits.
788
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,280
I'll bring another bucket
from the cafeteria.
789
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,115
Hey, biceps, coming along?
790
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,742
- Nah. I got a phone call to make.
- Ooh.
791
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,536
Yo, Barney-butt!
792
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,830
Yeah, you!
793
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:23,208
We gonna feed you a meal, baby.
794
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,626
So eat.
795
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:53,404
Hello, ladies.
796
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:57,032
Well, who is this fine specimen?
797
00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,451
Amelia Von Barlow.
798
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:01,121
Pleasure to meet you, Miss Von Barlow.
799
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,330
We're all writing our demands.
800
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,249
Is there anything you'd
like to put in the box?
801
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,960
Do I have any demands for your box?
802
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,588
Yeah, I can think of a few.
803
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:11,714
Canali, huh?
804
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:14,300
Yeah.
805
00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:15,843
Not bad.
806
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:19,305
Though, for tailoring, I do
prefer Zegna. Nicer lines.
807
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,182
Oh, shit. You hear that, Boo?
808
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,101
Looks like the new girl
doesn't respect your lines.
809
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,685
Well...
810
00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:27,313
I certainly admire hers.
811
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,649
All right. Who wants to help me carry
812
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,277
a couple of buckets of poop
Wellington down to the prisoners?
813
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,403
I'll help.
814
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,739
Great. After you, my lady.
815
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,203
Is it possible Boo's gonna be her bitch?
816
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:46,374
Listen up, beeyotches.
817
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,960
I know it's been a rough couple of days,
818
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,547
but we cannot let this
tragedy slow us down.
819
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:56,050
I'm looking around the room, and
I'm seeing a lot of tragic faces.
820
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,177
Limp hair.
821
00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:58,886
Ashy skin.
822
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,223
Stacey, are you wearing
fucking sweatpants?
823
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,185
I mean, we're Alphas.
824
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:09,021
We don't curl up and cry.
We go out. We party.
825
00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:10,565
We are the fucking party.
826
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,485
So remember that next time you're
dragging your asses around campus
827
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,154
feeling sorry for yourself.
828
00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,948
Get some waterproof fucking mascara,
829
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,951
stand tall, and represent
the sisterhood with pride.
830
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,747
We owe it to each other,
and we owe it to Meggs.
831
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,502
Because she would have wanted
us to lift our spirits.
832
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,174
And our glasses.
833
00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:39,885
So this one's for Meggan.
834
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,473
All for one and one for Alpha!
835
00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:09,624
Oh, son of a bitch.
836
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,253
Oh, crap.
837
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:44,409
Excuse me. Excuse me.
838
00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:46,619
Excuse me. This is a sacred area.
839
00:45:47,537 --> 00:45:50,164
It is not for your dinners.
Not for your footsteps.
840
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,375
Not even for your shadows.
841
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,876
Sacred!
842
00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:56,253
You hear me?
843
00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:59,214
As in, "not desecrated."
844
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,562
Yeah.
845
00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:57,106
Thank you.
846
00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:48,949
Mmm. Look at that.
847
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:50,910
Oh.
848
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,453
Whoa!
849
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,330
That is one formidable cock.
850
00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:59,460
Hearing you say "formidable cock"
is such a turnoff that, honestly,
851
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,253
I might never get wet again.
852
00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:08,385
Holy fucking shit.
853
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,012
You know what this means?
854
00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:13,057
Von Barlow is Caputo's girlfriend?
855
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:16,060
And the owner of the formidable cock.
856
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:17,645
Ew!
857
00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:22,858
Flac. Flac.
858
00:48:23,776 --> 00:48:25,778
Psst. Flac.
859
00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:32,284
Flac.
860
00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:33,786
What the fuck, bro?
861
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,179
Hey, Taystee, you wanna check our work?
862
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:53,556
I trust you.
863
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:56,183
You want some Funyuns or something?
864
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,607
Oh, Juicy Fruit!
865
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:07,069
- I got Juicy Fruit, y'all!
- Just read the tally.
866
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,448
Okay, number one is, "Fire the guards."
867
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,200
That got the most votes by far.
868
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:14,577
Fuck, yeah, it did.
869
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:18,247
Number two,
"Reinstate the GED program."
870
00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:19,624
Uh-uh. Hold up.
871
00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:22,376
What about Bayley? He's not one or two?
872
00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:29,759
Nine.
873
00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,763
Between "Internet" and "Flamin'
Hot Cheetos in the commissary."
874
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,265
No Takis?
875
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,809
Man, you gotta have both of 'em.
876
00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:41,436
♪ Hot Cheetos and
Takis Hot Cheetos and Takis ♪
877
00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:43,773
♪ You can catch me and my crew
Eating Hot Cheetos and Takis ♪
878
00:49:43,856 --> 00:49:47,902
Fine. Hot Cheetos and Takis.
879
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:52,990
So you mean to tell me "Arrest Bayley"
is second from the bottom of our list?
880
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,325
That's democracy.
881
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:57,745
Well, democracy is bullshit.
882
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:40,097
They're probably keeping her
in one of these fancy offices.
883
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:43,643
We're gonna find her
surrounded by nubile boys
884
00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:47,354
fanning her with palm fronds
and rubbing her feet.
885
00:51:49,564 --> 00:51:51,483
What's going on here?
886
00:51:57,322 --> 00:51:58,573
What are you doing?
887
00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:00,660
Don't even start to lecture me, hippie.
888
00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:03,578
My grammy smoked every day
of her life and lived to 97.
889
00:52:03,663 --> 00:52:04,789
It's about genetics.
890
00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:08,292
I don't care how you choose
to poison your body.
891
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,419
We're all supposed to be inside.
892
00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,713
That's why the doors were locked.
893
00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:15,299
Why? It's not like anyone's
coming in the back.
894
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,967
We got hostages.
895
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,136
The gates are locked.
There's barbed wire.
896
00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:21,221
Why shouldn't we enjoy some fresh air?
897
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:22,682
Everyone's by the front
holding their dicks.
898
00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:23,933
Smoking's cool.
899
00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,392
Hey, is that...
900
00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,643
What an idiot.
901
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:27,853
It's Judy King!
902
00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:30,147
- We got a runner.
- Yes!
903
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,793
What y'all waitin' for?
904
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,839
We might have called Domino's.
905
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:58,133
Wait, how are they gonna get it in?
The door's locked.
906
00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:01,846
Maybe we break a window, and he can
feed it in one slice at a time.
907
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,932
Oh... Oh! Did Hot Cheetos make it on?
908
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,851
We put it in 27 times.
909
00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:08,769
Get the fuck outta here.
910
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:12,773
So stupid.
911
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,274
Bitches, man.
912
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:18,112
Get out!
913
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,530
Dumb-ass white bitches!
914
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:23,533
Stupid.
915
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,495
Yo, read it all one more time.
916
00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:36,922
"To whom it may concern."
917
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:42,677
We, the inmates of Litchfield,
are human beings.
918
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:48,517
We are protesting the abusive conditions
under which we are being held.
919
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,312
In hopes of a peaceful resolution,
we set forth the following demands:
920
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:55,941
Number one,
921
00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:59,945
replace all current guards
with properly-trained ones.
922
00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:06,243
Two, reinstate the GED program.
923
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:09,789
Three, better health care.
924
00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:12,917
Four, conjugal visits.
925
00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:19,214
Five, amnesty for all
involved in this riot,
926
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,342
provided that there are no casualties.
927
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,056
Six, an end to arbitrary
928
00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:30,893
and degrading searches and the
use of solitary confinement.
929
00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:33,979
Seven...
930
00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:39,568
more work opportunities, a fair wage,
and equal treatment of prisoners,
931
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:42,988
regardless of their race,
status or celebrity.
932
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,083
Eight, Internet access.
933
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:58,462
Nine, CO Bayley is to be arrested
934
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:01,298
and tried for the death
of Poussey Washington.
935
00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:07,762
Ten, Hot Cheetos and
Takis in commissary.
936
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:12,642
Free tampons. And more nutritious foods.
937
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:18,440
Fresh vegetables. Real meat.
Whole grains.
938
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:30,077
Here they come. Get ready.
939
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:32,579
- You can let me go first.
- Let me go first.
940
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,082
Oh, I guess...
941
00:55:53,103 --> 00:55:58,103
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