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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,314 --> 00:01:09,714 Thanks for the lift, guys! 2 00:01:29,314 --> 00:01:30,514 Hi. 3 00:01:31,214 --> 00:01:33,214 Can I have an espresso? 4 00:01:33,514 --> 00:01:36,014 Sure. A single or a double? 5 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:39,014 Are there orgies? - Yeah, right. 6 00:01:39,214 --> 00:01:41,014 Gedver. 7 00:01:41,214 --> 00:01:43,014 That's a drink, Ralph. 8 00:01:43,214 --> 00:01:44,914 Stay out of there. 9 00:01:45,114 --> 00:01:46,714 Hot or soft? 10 00:01:47,214 --> 00:01:50,814 Make it hot, so that it burns my tongue. 11 00:01:51,214 --> 00:01:53,714 Shit ... - Where are you going? 12 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,114 Crystal Lake Nudist Camp. 13 00:02:00,214 --> 00:02:02,414 Damn. Keep yourself in hand, Ralph. 14 00:02:02,614 --> 00:02:05,014 I'm the new masseuse. I was hoping for a lift. 15 00:02:05,214 --> 00:02:06,814 I will work in the spa. 16 00:02:07,014 --> 00:02:09,014 Are you completely honked? - What? 17 00:02:09,214 --> 00:02:12,414 That place is cursed. - Come on, Ralph. 18 00:02:12,514 --> 00:02:15,114 They must know the truth. 19 00:02:16,114 --> 00:02:17,814 Listen, girl ... 20 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:22,914 Long ago there was a boy drowned in the lake ... 21 00:02:23,214 --> 00:02:25,414 because he had such a gigantic penis. 22 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,414 He went swimming, but his dick was so heavy ... 23 00:02:29,814 --> 00:02:31,914 he sank like an anchor. 24 00:02:33,014 --> 00:02:35,914 The legend says that huge dick ... 25 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,914 still on the bottom of the lake. 26 00:02:40,114 --> 00:02:43,914 They say one thing or another monster has become. 27 00:02:44,114 --> 00:02:46,914 With carnivorous sperm. 28 00:03:08,414 --> 00:03:12,014 So when my grandmother died, she left me in her will after this property. 29 00:03:12,214 --> 00:03:14,914 When I came here the first time, I thought, 'Twisted ... 30 00:03:15,114 --> 00:03:18,114 I am owner of a nudist camp. Fantastic! " 31 00:03:18,214 --> 00:03:21,514 That is great. If you won the lottery. 32 00:03:21,914 --> 00:03:25,514 Even better. It is of course years not been open, but ... 33 00:03:26,214 --> 00:03:28,514 Why did it close? - Let me guess ... 34 00:03:29,014 --> 00:03:31,414 Pests? - What? No ... 35 00:03:31,714 --> 00:03:35,914 No sign .... There was a sign with plague ... 36 00:03:36,214 --> 00:03:38,014 Lyme disease. 37 00:03:39,014 --> 00:03:43,014 No, it did not sign ... - He has something with insects. 38 00:03:43,214 --> 00:03:47,214 He is quite paranoid. - They also bring about serious diseases, right? 39 00:03:47,414 --> 00:03:51,414 It was that serial killer. He killed everyone in the chalet. 40 00:03:55,214 --> 00:03:58,614 So ... we do not worry to worry about insects? 41 00:03:59,214 --> 00:04:03,114 No. Maybe you can do better use insect repellent, but ... 42 00:04:03,214 --> 00:04:06,014 Boy, I got it all stuffy. 43 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,114 Hello everyone. I am Susie. 44 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:10,714 Hey. - Pleasant. 45 00:04:11,214 --> 00:04:14,914 Hi, Susie. You look better than I thought. 46 00:04:15,914 --> 00:04:17,414 You want to fuck? 47 00:04:17,714 --> 00:04:20,214 Just kidding. That can later. 48 00:04:20,314 --> 00:04:25,514 Okay. - Now we are here all but once set in motion. 49 00:04:25,714 --> 00:04:28,914 This is Asia. And Ricardo. - Hi ... 50 00:04:29,214 --> 00:04:32,214 And the servants' building no. 1 standing there. 51 00:04:32,414 --> 00:04:34,014 Almost everyone is now: 52 00:04:34,214 --> 00:04:37,914 the chef, Kendra, activities organizer Manny, and ... 53 00:04:38,114 --> 00:04:40,914 the fluffer, Rita. She is sexy! 54 00:04:42,214 --> 00:04:44,814 I need to schedule an orgy. 55 00:04:46,214 --> 00:04:49,414 Well ... well ... 56 00:04:50,114 --> 00:04:52,714 Watching you, but look around. 57 00:04:53,214 --> 00:04:55,014 Sounds good. - Cool. 58 00:04:55,214 --> 00:04:57,014 Honey, you grab the bug spray? 59 00:04:57,414 --> 00:05:00,914 Well, welcome to the Crystal Lake Nudist Camp. Lots of fun. 60 00:05:03,214 --> 00:05:04,814 Fresh meat. 61 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:08,314 What, honey? - Apparently, the others are there. 62 00:05:09,314 --> 00:05:11,014 Let the games begin. 63 00:05:11,214 --> 00:05:13,114 They are apparently all. 64 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,414 And they look good? 65 00:05:16,214 --> 00:05:18,814 I can not understand a word of what you say. 66 00:05:20,114 --> 00:05:22,214 Do they look good? - All of them. 67 00:05:22,414 --> 00:05:24,214 We need to plan an orgy. 68 00:05:25,314 --> 00:05:26,614 Okay. 69 00:05:27,114 --> 00:05:29,814 Only, and I mean only if gore ... 70 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:32,914 dirty anal sex involved. 71 00:05:33,214 --> 00:05:36,914 I think that anal sex will work. 72 00:05:44,214 --> 00:05:47,914 Yes, down there ... Delicious. 73 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,314 Nice if you spoil me so. 74 00:05:54,114 --> 00:05:58,514 Not much, sir. Not too much. Take it easy. 75 00:05:59,214 --> 00:06:01,814 Stop your face but in my ass. 76 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:04,814 Thank you. - Yeah, so ... 77 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:07,014 What do you say? - Thanks, Mom. 78 00:06:07,214 --> 00:06:10,414 Tell me how much you love my ass. - I like the taste of it. 79 00:06:10,614 --> 00:06:13,714 Do you like the taste of my ass? - Very. 80 00:06:14,214 --> 00:06:16,614 I will face some shake? 81 00:06:19,214 --> 00:06:21,314 Hold your breath. 82 00:06:30,214 --> 00:06:32,814 More, please. - Even more? 83 00:06:34,214 --> 00:06:37,014 Lick my boots then, naughty boy. 84 00:06:37,214 --> 00:06:41,014 Go ahead, dirty pervert. 85 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,614 Quiet. I told you not me to lick there. 86 00:06:48,814 --> 00:06:50,314 Lick me slowly. 87 00:06:50,514 --> 00:06:54,514 From back to front. So, yeah ... Slowly. 88 00:06:57,214 --> 00:06:59,714 Shut up and put your face in it. 89 00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:14,914 Pull my panties off. Pull it out slowly. 90 00:07:15,314 --> 00:07:19,314 I did not 'bite into it. " Slowly, I said. 91 00:07:19,914 --> 00:07:21,614 Slowly ... 92 00:07:25,514 --> 00:07:28,914 Good boy ... 93 00:07:33,214 --> 00:07:35,414 You're mom's eyeball, huh? 94 00:07:37,214 --> 00:07:38,714 Yeah, right. 95 00:07:38,914 --> 00:07:42,414 Yeah, pull it out and smell my ass. 96 00:07:42,914 --> 00:07:44,914 Yes, smell my ass. 97 00:07:47,214 --> 00:07:50,914 You smell and taste at the same time from me, huh? 98 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,914 Spit it out. 99 00:08:11,114 --> 00:08:12,714 Tug on your dick. 100 00:08:12,914 --> 00:08:17,914 Slowly jerk your dick. Not too fast, slow. 101 00:08:20,214 --> 00:08:24,914 Lovely if you spit on me. - Like 's nice when I spit on your cock? 102 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:28,214 You will also have the nice when I ride on your face, huh? 103 00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:35,714 Yeah, nice from front to back. 104 00:08:36,014 --> 00:08:37,814 Yes, naughty boy. 105 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,814 Yes, that tongue is so tasty. 106 00:08:48,114 --> 00:08:52,414 Yes, put your face in my ass, your entire face. 107 00:08:53,214 --> 00:08:55,014 Tug harder on your dick. 108 00:08:55,314 --> 00:08:57,114 Yes, well done. 109 00:08:57,314 --> 00:09:00,614 You're a good dog, huh? Right? 110 00:09:00,914 --> 00:09:03,314 I'm talking to you. Listen when I'm talking to you. 111 00:09:03,514 --> 00:09:05,414 I can barely breathe. - Yes ... 112 00:09:05,814 --> 00:09:08,114 You can barely breathe? I do not want you breathe. 113 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:22,814 Deep breathing. Deep breath, damn it. 114 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,314 Yeah, so ... 115 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,214 Yes, lick the clit. 116 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:41,914 That feels so good ... 117 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:46,914 Yes, stitch tongue. And lick me with that tongue. 118 00:09:51,114 --> 00:09:54,514 Spread my ass open, baby. Spread them open. 119 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:08,914 This is so nice. Beat me at. 120 00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:11,614 Yeah, so ... 121 00:10:12,114 --> 00:10:14,014 Quiet, not so hard. 122 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:18,214 Take it easy. You know I like it have a hard cock in me. 123 00:10:18,414 --> 00:10:21,214 But now you're cock still here. So nice ... 124 00:10:28,214 --> 00:10:31,414 Yes, stop your finger but in my asshole. 125 00:10:41,214 --> 00:10:45,014 Slowly, slowly ... 126 00:11:27,214 --> 00:11:28,914 Do I sit on your face? 127 00:11:29,114 --> 00:11:31,214 Just ask nicely. - Please ... 128 00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:33,814 Yeah, put him up. Put that tongue up. 129 00:12:36,914 --> 00:12:40,214 Lick the clit. Lick her well. 130 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,214 Lick the clit, damn it. 131 00:12:42,414 --> 00:12:47,014 Yes, that's your job. You are my slave today, huh? 132 00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:26,814 What is he stiff. 133 00:13:32,214 --> 00:13:33,714 Oh my God ... 134 00:13:37,214 --> 00:13:39,514 You do that so well. 135 00:13:42,214 --> 00:13:44,014 Come here with those pants, damn it. 136 00:13:44,814 --> 00:13:47,014 Bitch. 137 00:13:48,214 --> 00:13:51,214 You wear that tight pants especially for me? 138 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:55,014 You wear who like me, huh? - Whatever makes you happy. 139 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:10,914 Just be stout. 140 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:17,014 You know what that is. 141 00:14:17,214 --> 00:14:20,014 You can find it if you dick so big and wet, huh? 142 00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:23,114 Come on. - Delicious ... 143 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,114 Oh, god, what are you doing it wonderfully. 144 00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:42,114 Lie down, I said not to erect to sit down. 145 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,914 Oh, god ... 146 00:14:45,114 --> 00:14:46,914 You win. 147 00:14:47,214 --> 00:14:49,514 You win absolutely. 148 00:15:19,414 --> 00:15:21,114 Open your mouth. 149 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,914 Thank you, thank you. 150 00:15:25,114 --> 00:15:28,714 Swallow by, damn it! Swallow my spit through. 151 00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:31,714 Nice ... 152 00:15:33,014 --> 00:15:34,914 I'm so stiff now ... 153 00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:41,714 I'm so excited now. - I did not ask you. 154 00:15:41,914 --> 00:15:44,714 You enjoy it. Very sure. 155 00:15:45,214 --> 00:15:46,814 You enjoy it. 156 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,814 I pull this while. Meanwhile jerk that dick of yours. 157 00:16:10,214 --> 00:16:11,514 Harder ... 158 00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:30,714 All that spit ... 159 00:16:31,214 --> 00:16:33,014 I make him nice and wet for you. 160 00:16:33,214 --> 00:16:35,214 Nice wet for you. 161 00:16:50,214 --> 00:16:54,714 I want your pussy. - Want you in my pussy? Yes? 162 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,914 Rub the dick against my pussy. 163 00:16:57,214 --> 00:16:59,314 Rub him against my pussy. 164 00:16:59,514 --> 00:17:01,514 Yes, I want you to crave it. 165 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:06,514 Not yet, no. Jerk him off. Yes ... 166 00:17:07,014 --> 00:17:09,514 You feel that? How hot is it inside? 167 00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:11,514 Feel the heat? 168 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:16,514 You want it, huh? Stop him then but in there. 169 00:17:21,314 --> 00:17:23,814 Come on, fuck on. 170 00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:25,714 If so ... 171 00:17:32,214 --> 00:17:33,914 Sexy and wet ... 172 00:17:34,914 --> 00:17:37,214 You do love my thighs which go up and down, huh? 173 00:17:39,214 --> 00:17:40,814 And my big opening ... 174 00:17:42,214 --> 00:17:46,214 Stop him in return. Plug it back in my pussy. 175 00:17:46,914 --> 00:17:49,914 You should not cum in my pussy. That may only when I say so. 176 00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:51,714 Okay. 177 00:17:58,014 --> 00:18:00,914 Okay, okay ... here he comes. 178 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,914 Again. 179 00:18:03,214 --> 00:18:06,914 You hold here as much as I do. I love it. 180 00:18:08,114 --> 00:18:09,914 Okay, I manage it. 181 00:18:10,114 --> 00:18:12,114 Do it then. - Yeah, hit me. Hit me. 182 00:18:12,214 --> 00:18:14,214 Go ahead, but you can not cum yet. 183 00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:16,914 Not yet come. Do you hear me? 184 00:18:17,114 --> 00:18:18,914 Head and listen to me. 185 00:18:21,314 --> 00:18:22,914 Thank you. 186 00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:28,414 So ... 187 00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:33,414 Nice and deep in my pussy. Yes ... 188 00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:45,814 This is so nice. 189 00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:52,714 You have such a dick. 190 00:18:54,114 --> 00:18:57,414 Oh my God ... - Not yet come. Not yet. 191 00:18:58,114 --> 00:19:02,514 Not yet. You can not cum yet. 192 00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:09,314 Lovely to and that dick out go to see my pussy. 193 00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:11,614 In and out of my pussy, damn it. 194 00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:13,814 Do my legs open. 195 00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:35,414 Delicious pussy, huh? 196 00:19:44,214 --> 00:19:47,614 Turn once on my legs. I want you to hit on my legs. 197 00:19:48,214 --> 00:19:50,014 Yeah, so ... 198 00:19:50,214 --> 00:19:52,014 But lettuce. Make it harder. 199 00:19:52,214 --> 00:19:55,214 Just a little harder. Yes ... 200 00:20:31,214 --> 00:20:34,214 Like 's fine if I come on your dick? 201 00:20:34,414 --> 00:20:37,414 Want to know how my pussy tastes if I'm ready come? 202 00:20:38,014 --> 00:20:40,414 Yes? Okay ... 203 00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:53,314 Spit on it. Spit on that ass. 204 00:20:55,014 --> 00:20:57,314 Make him but nice and open. 205 00:21:01,414 --> 00:21:03,014 So it will succeed. 206 00:21:26,214 --> 00:21:29,014 My ass is well edited with your dick in it. 207 00:21:29,214 --> 00:21:31,114 Like 's nice how I'm squeezing? 208 00:21:31,314 --> 00:21:36,114 Yeah, fuck but tasty on. Fuck only while. 209 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,814 Delightful in that hole. 210 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,814 Fuck me in my ass. 211 00:22:01,214 --> 00:22:03,014 Continue. 212 00:22:03,314 --> 00:22:05,014 Harder, sweetheart. 213 00:22:06,214 --> 00:22:07,714 Nice. 214 00:22:10,214 --> 00:22:11,414 Yes? 215 00:22:12,214 --> 00:22:14,414 Yeah, fuck on. I'm still at orgasm. 216 00:22:14,614 --> 00:22:17,414 I'm still at cum! 217 00:22:25,214 --> 00:22:27,214 Yes, that feels so good. 218 00:22:46,314 --> 00:22:48,414 I'll be ready ... - Give it to me. 219 00:22:48,614 --> 00:22:50,914 In my face, naughty boy. 220 00:22:56,714 --> 00:22:59,214 Oh my God ... 221 00:23:16,214 --> 00:23:20,014 Oh my god, that's a cool mask, man. 222 00:23:20,214 --> 00:23:22,014 Oh my God ... 223 00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:36,414 Skip nothing, okay? - I really had everything. 224 00:23:37,114 --> 00:23:40,414 Those bastards are everywhere. Especially on the outside. 225 00:23:40,814 --> 00:23:42,814 You know them disease transmission, huh? 226 00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:45,014 Dirty vermin, they kill you. 227 00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:47,114 The choking of here. 228 00:23:49,014 --> 00:23:51,014 It is probably it. 229 00:23:51,314 --> 00:23:53,514 One bite and you're dead. 230 00:23:53,914 --> 00:23:57,114 I mean ... I do not seem worried, but ... 231 00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:01,514 I would really die. 232 00:24:02,214 --> 00:24:04,014 You know what, Ricardo? 233 00:24:04,214 --> 00:24:07,114 If you do not bring me back quickly and gives me a turn ... 234 00:24:07,214 --> 00:24:09,914 I'll kill you. - Yes? 235 00:24:10,214 --> 00:24:12,114 Let us then the woods, go out. 236 00:26:43,214 --> 00:26:46,514 There is at least one mattress, we do not use our sleeping bags. 237 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:13,414 It's creepy here. 238 00:27:19,114 --> 00:27:21,614 It is nice and fresh here, huh? 239 00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:29,514 You protect me from the bogeyman? 240 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,614 Yes, I beat him rotten. 241 00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,814 We need to initiate this chalet. - Yes? 242 00:45:35,214 --> 00:45:40,814 You have a superlul. And a charge as a real stallion. 243 00:45:43,614 --> 00:45:46,314 I want every girl to squirt here. 244 00:45:46,514 --> 00:45:49,014 And I'll just think of you every time. 245 00:45:49,814 --> 00:45:51,314 Idiot. 246 00:45:53,314 --> 00:45:55,114 I take a bath, okay? 247 00:45:56,214 --> 00:45:58,614 If you can find one in the dark. 248 00:46:39,914 --> 00:46:42,414 God, that you kidding? 249 00:46:43,214 --> 00:46:45,414 Did this they must first be renovated. 250 00:46:48,214 --> 00:46:49,714 Well ... 251 00:48:20,514 --> 00:48:23,214 What was that? - Wolves. 252 00:48:23,414 --> 00:48:26,414 You had said nothing of it. - Do not worry, here we are safe. 253 00:48:26,614 --> 00:48:29,914 Drink this but, then you'll dance with the wolves. 254 00:48:32,214 --> 00:48:35,914 Besides, I think Connie and her new friend, I know his name anymore ... 255 00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:38,114 but they are real nymphomaniacs. 256 00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:40,014 Brilliant, we hear. 257 00:48:40,214 --> 00:48:43,214 Rita, go get the game once. 258 00:48:43,414 --> 00:48:46,014 Stripopoly? - Yes ... 259 00:48:46,214 --> 00:48:48,614 That already sounds very nice. 260 00:48:49,114 --> 00:48:51,914 It's like the normal game, but instead of paying rent ... 261 00:48:52,014 --> 00:48:54,014 you should always take off a garment. 262 00:48:54,214 --> 00:48:55,914 Let the games begin. 263 00:49:17,214 --> 00:49:18,614 Hello? 264 00:49:28,714 --> 00:49:30,214 Hello? 265 00:49:35,314 --> 00:49:36,914 Is anyone here? 266 00:49:59,214 --> 00:50:02,414 Shit ... You scared me rot. 267 00:50:02,614 --> 00:50:07,214 Okay, and you always run after people with a sex doll? What is this? 268 00:50:08,414 --> 00:50:11,214 Yeah, sorry ... This bitch got in the way. 269 00:50:11,414 --> 00:50:14,614 It's okay. What are you doing here anyway? 270 00:50:15,214 --> 00:50:19,614 Manny proposed special fetish to make room. Well ... 271 00:50:20,214 --> 00:50:23,014 This is for the plastic-lovers. 272 00:50:23,214 --> 00:50:24,514 Okay. 273 00:50:24,814 --> 00:50:28,214 Have you already found the lake? - Yes, it was very interesting. 274 00:50:28,314 --> 00:50:30,014 It looked like a ghost anymore. 275 00:50:30,314 --> 00:50:32,314 Have you heard the stories? 276 00:50:32,614 --> 00:50:36,914 Yes, a waitress told something a cock and a more and ... 277 00:50:37,114 --> 00:50:38,914 carnivorous sperm? - Yes. 278 00:50:39,914 --> 00:50:42,314 Listen, I promise you that there is here no curse prevails. 279 00:50:42,614 --> 00:50:44,814 I never do something of the sort. 280 00:50:46,214 --> 00:50:48,814 Although there has been one incident. 281 00:50:49,014 --> 00:50:52,014 In 1972. 282 00:50:53,214 --> 00:50:56,014 I believe that on a Friday the 13th was. 283 00:50:57,214 --> 00:50:59,214 Today it is Friday the 13th. 284 00:51:00,214 --> 00:51:01,314 Yes ... 285 00:51:01,514 --> 00:51:05,914 Well, what happened is that there Sex was a party going on and ... 286 00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,414 Hey ... 287 00:51:26,214 --> 00:51:27,614 Hi. 288 00:51:27,814 --> 00:51:29,714 What are you doing down here? 289 00:51:29,914 --> 00:51:31,914 Why are not you upstairs at the party? 290 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:35,814 It's okay, I just do not have much sense. 291 00:51:36,214 --> 00:51:40,814 Why, not so much sense? You can fuck here with whoever you want. 292 00:51:42,114 --> 00:51:43,814 Wait ... 293 00:51:44,314 --> 00:51:47,114 You're not gay, are you? - What? No! 294 00:51:48,914 --> 00:51:51,514 That's not all. 'S Gay? 295 00:51:53,114 --> 00:51:55,014 Let's keep it I'm different. 296 00:52:01,214 --> 00:52:02,714 That's cool. 297 00:52:03,214 --> 00:52:05,014 I like different. 298 00:52:06,114 --> 00:52:08,014 I will even break the ice ... 299 00:52:11,214 --> 00:52:13,114 I'm not going to fuck with you and ... 300 00:52:13,314 --> 00:52:15,514 then we go up again to the party. 301 00:52:15,814 --> 00:52:18,114 It will be fun. 302 00:52:19,214 --> 00:52:21,114 I can not. 303 00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:23,914 Why not? 304 00:52:25,214 --> 00:52:27,414 Send me away now? 305 00:52:28,214 --> 00:52:30,914 No not at all. You are beautiful. 306 00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:33,014 Okay, what's the problem? 307 00:52:33,214 --> 00:52:35,814 Now I start to get angry. 308 00:52:37,814 --> 00:52:39,414 Okay. Well ... 309 00:52:40,014 --> 00:52:41,914 I'm normal. 310 00:52:42,214 --> 00:52:44,214 More or less. 311 00:52:47,214 --> 00:52:49,414 Do you understand me? 312 00:52:51,214 --> 00:52:53,214 I have a problem ... 313 00:52:54,114 --> 00:52:56,514 after I had sex ... 314 00:52:57,214 --> 00:52:59,214 my penis is bigger. 315 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,414 What does that mean? Bigger? 316 00:53:07,214 --> 00:53:10,214 Well, it means that he is no longer reduced. 317 00:53:10,314 --> 00:53:13,914 Only bigger and longer and stiffer ... 318 00:53:17,414 --> 00:53:19,414 I would not call that a problem. 319 00:53:21,114 --> 00:53:23,114 You have a gift, baby. 320 00:53:23,414 --> 00:53:26,414 It's not a gift, it is a curse. 321 00:53:27,214 --> 00:53:29,414 Let me just review. 322 01:15:18,414 --> 01:15:19,914 Here he comes ... 323 01:15:55,014 --> 01:15:56,514 Oh my God ... 324 01:16:02,714 --> 01:16:06,814 He walked straight into the lake, but his penis was as heavy as an anchor. 325 01:16:07,114 --> 01:16:08,914 So he sank straight to the bottom. 326 01:16:09,114 --> 01:16:11,014 His body was never found. 327 01:16:11,214 --> 01:16:15,214 His penis would have been so enormous, that he could never be slack. 328 01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:20,414 His sperm is a long time to ferment, it has become a kind of acid. 329 01:16:21,214 --> 01:16:23,414 "Carnivorous sperm." 330 01:16:23,614 --> 01:16:25,114 Oh my God ... 331 01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:30,414 It's just a story. There's really here one around with carnivorous sperm. 332 01:16:30,514 --> 01:16:34,514 On Friday the 13th ... - Right, on Friday the 13th. 333 01:16:38,314 --> 01:16:39,914 Ghosts? 334 01:16:40,214 --> 01:16:42,414 That sounded like something fell. 335 01:16:43,114 --> 01:16:44,614 Let's take a look. 336 01:16:53,214 --> 01:16:55,814 Shit, this is not possible ... 337 01:16:56,014 --> 01:16:58,214 One boxer shorts, please. 338 01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:03,614 Is this all really necessary, or can we just go fuck? 339 01:17:04,414 --> 01:17:06,414 Let the games begin. 340 01:17:21,514 --> 01:17:23,614 Oh my god, it would have been a rat? 341 01:17:24,214 --> 01:17:26,614 I think all but a rat. - Spirits? 342 01:17:27,214 --> 01:17:28,914 I think not. 343 01:17:29,214 --> 01:17:33,914 A huge monster with deadly penis and carnivorous sperm? 344 01:17:35,114 --> 01:17:38,914 Let's go look. - No ... 345 01:17:39,114 --> 01:17:44,014 Horrorfilm error No. 7:You walk no basement after a loud noise. 346 01:17:44,214 --> 01:17:47,914 Okay, that's right. But we still have not had sex. 347 01:17:49,114 --> 01:17:54,914 And then? That does not mean that there sample is with a deadly dick. 348 01:17:55,414 --> 01:18:00,914 As a boy and a girl have sex after they have just met ... 349 01:18:01,214 --> 01:18:03,414 they are always murdered. 350 01:18:03,714 --> 01:18:05,614 But we still have not had sex. - Right. 351 01:18:05,714 --> 01:18:09,114 So if we look at where the noise was coming from We come to have sex with each other ... 352 01:18:09,214 --> 01:18:12,014 then there is no problem. We are not on the list. 353 01:18:12,214 --> 01:18:15,214 So we can be in the basement. - Bingo! 354 01:18:15,914 --> 01:18:19,914 Let's go look. Currently we are unapproachable. 355 01:28:56,914 --> 01:28:58,614 Give it a kiss on ... 356 01:29:20,314 --> 01:29:23,514 Fuck, man, what happened to you? 357 01:29:24,214 --> 01:29:26,714 Hey, man, this is a threesome, We need a fourth. 358 01:29:27,214 --> 01:29:29,414 Gedver, look at that thing. 359 01:29:29,914 --> 01:29:31,214 Mine should he join. 360 01:29:31,414 --> 01:29:33,114 I think that a good idea. 361 01:29:33,214 --> 01:29:35,914 Man, when you have last fucked? 362 01:29:36,114 --> 01:29:39,914 That's rude. - He has a huge sperm dildo. 363 01:29:40,214 --> 01:29:42,914 Oh my god, he is huge. 364 01:29:52,714 --> 01:29:54,314 Oh my God! 365 01:30:17,214 --> 01:30:18,614 Well damn? 366 01:30:18,814 --> 01:30:20,614 Someone lives here? 367 01:30:21,214 --> 01:30:23,014 No, nobody lives here. 368 01:30:23,214 --> 01:30:27,014 This is insane. 369 01:30:32,414 --> 01:30:34,214 What was it doing? 370 01:30:34,414 --> 01:30:36,214 We are not alone. 371 01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:39,714 Let's go. Come on. 372 01:31:04,214 --> 01:31:06,114 What was that noise now? 373 01:31:19,414 --> 01:31:21,714 Look at these mattresses ... 374 01:31:24,214 --> 01:31:27,414 If anyone here has slept, then which is probably still in the housing. 375 01:31:37,214 --> 01:31:39,914 Think fast. Here, close the door! 376 01:31:40,114 --> 01:31:45,114 Quickly, the door. Grab something. Grab that ax! 24938

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