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Original subtitles

Thanks for the lift, guys!

Hi.

Can I have an espresso?

Sure. A single or a double?

Are there orgies? - Yeah, right.

Gedver.

That's a drink, Ralph.

Stay out of there.

Hot or soft?

Make it hot, so that it burns my tongue.

Shit ... - Where are you going?

Crystal Lake Nudist Camp.

Damn. Keep yourself in hand, Ralph.

I'm the new masseuse. I was hoping for a lift.

I will work in the spa.

Are you completely honked? - What?

That place is cursed. - Come on, Ralph.

They must know the truth.

Listen, girl ...

Long ago there was a boy drowned in the lake ...

because he had such a gigantic penis.

He went swimming, but his dick was so heavy ...

he sank like an anchor.

The legend says that huge dick ...

still on the bottom of the lake.

They say one thing or another monster has become.

With carnivorous sperm.

So when my grandmother died, she left me in her will after this property.

When I came here the first time, I thought, 'Twisted ...

I am owner of a nudist camp. Fantastic! "

That is great. If you won the lottery.

Even better. It is of course years not been open, but ...

Why did it close? - Let me guess ...

Pests? - What? No ...

No sign .... There was a sign with plague ...

Lyme disease.

No, it did not sign ... - He has something with insects.

He is quite paranoid. - They also bring about serious diseases, right?

It was that serial killer. He killed everyone in the chalet.

So ... we do not worry to worry about insects?

No. Maybe you can do better use insect repellent, but ...

Boy, I got it all stuffy.

Hello everyone. I am Susie.

Hey. - Pleasant.

Hi, Susie. You look better than I thought.

You want to fuck?

Just kidding. That can later.

Okay. - Now we are here all but once set in motion.

This is Asia. And Ricardo. - Hi ...

And the servants' building no. 1 standing there.

Almost everyone is now:

the chef, Kendra, activities organizer Manny, and ...

the fluffer, Rita. She is sexy!

I need to schedule an orgy.

Well ... well ...

Watching you, but look around.

Sounds good. - Cool.

Honey, you grab the bug spray?

Well, welcome to the Crystal Lake Nudist Camp. Lots of fun.

Fresh meat.

What, honey? - Apparently, the others are there.

Let the games begin.

They are apparently all.

And they look good?

I can not understand a word of what you say.

Do they look good? - All of them.

We need to plan an orgy.

Okay.

Only, and I mean only if gore ...

dirty anal sex involved.

I think that anal sex will work.

Yes, down there ... Delicious.

Nice if you spoil me so.

Not much, sir. Not too much. Take it easy.

Stop your face but in my ass.

Thank you. - Yeah, so ...

What do you say? - Thanks, Mom.

Tell me how much you love my ass. - I like the taste of it.

Do you like the taste of my ass? - Very.

I will face some shake?

Hold your breath.

More, please. - Even more?

Lick my boots then, naughty boy.

Go ahead, dirty pervert.

Quiet. I told you not me to lick there.

Lick me slowly.

From back to front. So, yeah ... Slowly.

Shut up and put your face in it.

Pull my panties off. Pull it out slowly.

I did not 'bite into it. " Slowly, I said.

Slowly ...

Good boy ...

You're mom's eyeball, huh?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, pull it out and smell my ass.

Yes, smell my ass.

You smell and taste at the same time from me, huh?

Spit it out.

Tug on your dick.

Slowly jerk your dick. Not too fast, slow.

Lovely if you spit on me. - Like 's nice when I spit on your cock?

You will also have the nice when I ride on your face, huh?

Yeah, nice from front to back.

Yes, naughty boy.

Yes, that tongue is so tasty.

Yes, put your face in my ass, your entire face.

Tug harder on your dick.

Yes, well done.

You're a good dog, huh? Right?

I'm talking to you. Listen when I'm talking to you.

I can barely breathe. - Yes ...

You can barely breathe? I do not want you breathe.

Deep breathing. Deep breath, damn it.

Yeah, so ...

Yes, lick the clit.

That feels so good ...

Yes, stitch tongue. And lick me with that tongue.

Spread my ass open, baby. Spread them open.

This is so nice. Beat me at.

Yeah, so ...

Quiet, not so hard.

Take it easy. You know I like it have a hard cock in me.

But now you're cock still here. So nice ...

Yes, stop your finger but in my asshole.

Slowly, slowly ...

Do I sit on your face?

Just ask nicely. - Please ...

Yeah, put him up. Put that tongue up.

Lick the clit. Lick her well.

Lick the clit, damn it.

Yes, that's your job. You are my slave today, huh?

What is he stiff.

Oh my God ...

You do that so well.

Come here with those pants, damn it.

Bitch.

You wear that tight pants especially for me?

You wear who like me, huh? - Whatever makes you happy.

Just be stout.

You know what that is.

You can find it if you dick so big and wet, huh?

Come on. - Delicious ...

Oh, god, what are you doing it wonderfully.

Lie down, I said not to erect to sit down.

Oh, god ...

You win.

You win absolutely.

Open your mouth.

Thank you, thank you.

Swallow by, damn it! Swallow my spit through.

Nice ...

I'm so stiff now ...

I'm so excited now. - I did not ask you.

You enjoy it. Very sure.

You enjoy it.

I pull this while. Meanwhile jerk that dick of yours.

Harder ...

All that spit ...

I make him nice and wet for you.

Nice wet for you.

I want your pussy. - Want you in my pussy? Yes?

Rub the dick against my pussy.

Rub him against my pussy.

Yes, I want you to crave it.

Not yet, no. Jerk him off. Yes ...

You feel that? How hot is it inside?

Feel the heat?

You want it, huh? Stop him then but in there.

Come on, fuck on.

If so ...

Sexy and wet ...

You do love my thighs which go up and down, huh?

And my big opening ...

Stop him in return. Plug it back in my pussy.

You should not cum in my pussy. That may only when I say so.

Okay.

Okay, okay ... here he comes.

Again.

You hold here as much as I do. I love it.

Okay, I manage it.

Do it then. - Yeah, hit me. Hit me.

Go ahead, but you can not cum yet.

Not yet come. Do you hear me?

Head and listen to me.

Thank you.

So ...

Nice and deep in my pussy. Yes ...

This is so nice.

You have such a dick.

Oh my God ... - Not yet come. Not yet.

Not yet. You can not cum yet.

Lovely to and that dick out go to see my pussy.

In and out of my pussy, damn it.

Do my legs open.

Delicious pussy, huh?

Turn once on my legs. I want you to hit on my legs.

Yeah, so ...

But lettuce. Make it harder.

Just a little harder. Yes ...

Like 's fine if I come on your dick?

Want to know how my pussy tastes if I'm ready come?

Yes? Okay ...

Spit on it. Spit on that ass.

Make him but nice and open.

So it will succeed.

My ass is well edited with your dick in it.

Like 's nice how I'm squeezing?

Yeah, fuck but tasty on. Fuck only while.

Delightful in that hole.

Fuck me in my ass.

Continue.

Harder, sweetheart.

Nice.

Yes?

Yeah, fuck on. I'm still at orgasm.

I'm still at cum!

Yes, that feels so good.

I'll be ready ... - Give it to me.

In my face, naughty boy.

Oh my God ...

Oh my god, that's a cool mask, man.

Oh my God ...

Skip nothing, okay? - I really had everything.

Those bastards are everywhere. Especially on the outside.

You know them disease transmission, huh?

Dirty vermin, they kill you.

The choking of here.

It is probably it.

One bite and you're dead.

I mean ... I do not seem worried, but ...

I would really die.

You know what, Ricardo?

If you do not bring me back quickly and gives me a turn ...

I'll kill you. - Yes?

Let us then the woods, go out.

There is at least one mattress, we do not use our sleeping bags.

It's creepy here.

It is nice and fresh here, huh?

You protect me from the bogeyman?

Yes, I beat him rotten.

We need to initiate this chalet. - Yes?

You have a superlul. And a charge as a real stallion.

I want every girl to squirt here.

And I'll just think of you every time.

Idiot.

I take a bath, okay?

If you can find one in the dark.

God, that you kidding?

Did this they must first be renovated.

Well ...

What was that? - Wolves.

You had said nothing of it. - Do not worry, here we are safe.

Drink this but, then you'll dance with the wolves.

Besides, I think Connie and her new friend, I know his name anymore ...

but they are real nymphomaniacs.

Brilliant, we hear.

Rita, go get the game once.

Stripopoly? - Yes ...

That already sounds very nice.

It's like the normal game, but instead of paying rent ...

you should always take off a garment.

Let the games begin.

Hello?

Hello?

Is anyone here?

Shit ... You scared me rot.

Okay, and you always run after people with a sex doll? What is this?

Yeah, sorry ... This bitch got in the way.

It's okay. What are you doing here anyway?

Manny proposed special fetish to make room. Well ...

This is for the plastic-lovers.

Okay.

Have you already found the lake? - Yes, it was very interesting.

It looked like a ghost anymore.

Have you heard the stories?

Yes, a waitress told something a cock and a more and ...

carnivorous sperm? - Yes.

Listen, I promise you that there is here no curse prevails.

I never do something of the sort.

Although there has been one incident.

In 1972.

I believe that on a Friday the 13th was.

Today it is Friday the 13th.

Yes ...

Well, what happened is that there Sex was a party going on and ...

Hey ...

Hi.

What are you doing down here?

Why are not you upstairs at the party?

It's okay, I just do not have much sense.

Why, not so much sense? You can fuck here with whoever you want.

Wait ...

You're not gay, are you? - What? No!

That's not all. 'S Gay?

Let's keep it I'm different.

That's cool.

I like different.

I will even break the ice ...

I'm not going to fuck with you and ...

then we go up again to the party.

It will be fun.

I can not.

Why not?

Send me away now?

No not at all. You are beautiful.

Okay, what's the problem?

Now I start to get angry.

Okay. Well ...

I'm normal.

More or less.

Do you understand me?

I have a problem ...

after I had sex ...

my penis is bigger.

What does that mean? Bigger?

Well, it means that he is no longer reduced.

Only bigger and longer and stiffer ...

I would not call that a problem.

You have a gift, baby.

It's not a gift, it is a curse.

Let me just review.

Here he comes ...

Oh my God ...

He walked straight into the lake, but his penis was as heavy as an anchor.

So he sank straight to the bottom.

His body was never found.

His penis would have been so enormous, that he could never be slack.

His sperm is a long time to ferment, it has become a kind of acid.

"Carnivorous sperm."

Oh my God ...

It's just a story. There's really here one around with carnivorous sperm.

On Friday the 13th ... - Right, on Friday the 13th.

Ghosts?

That sounded like something fell.

Let's take a look.

Shit, this is not possible ...

One boxer shorts, please.

Is this all really necessary, or can we just go fuck?

Let the games begin.

Oh my god, it would have been a rat?

I think all but a rat. - Spirits?

I think not.

A huge monster with deadly penis and carnivorous sperm?

Let's go look. - No ...

Horrorfilm error No. 7:You walk no basement after a loud noise.

Okay, that's right. But we still have not had sex.

And then? That does not mean that there sample is with a deadly dick.

As a boy and a girl have sex after they have just met ...

they are always murdered.

But we still have not had sex. - Right.

So if we look at where the noise was coming from We come to have sex with each other ...

then there is no problem. We are not on the list.

So we can be in the basement. - Bingo!

Let's go look. Currently we are unapproachable.

Give it a kiss on ...

Fuck, man, what happened to you?

Hey, man, this is a threesome, We need a fourth.

Gedver, look at that thing.

Mine should he join.

I think that a good idea.

Man, when you have last fucked?

That's rude. - He has a huge sperm dildo.

Oh my god, he is huge.

Oh my God!

Well damn?

Someone lives here?

No, nobody lives here.

This is insane.

What was it doing?

We are not alone.

Let's go. Come on.

What was that noise now?

Look at these mattresses ...

If anyone here has slept, then which is probably still in the housing.

Think fast. Here, close the door!

Quickly, the door. Grab something. Grab that ax!

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