All language subtitles for Here.On.Out.2019.WEB-DL.x264-FGT

Can I get an espresso, please?

Thank you very much.

Hello, no,
it's delicious. Thank you.

Oh, my God!

Hey!
Oh, it's so good to see you.

- I know.
- I didn't know you're in town.

Oh, yeah,
just for a couple weeks.

And I have a few minutes.
Can I sit down?

Oh, yeah, please.

I feel like I haven't seen you
in forever. How's life?

It's good, um, life is good.

Were you as not ready
to graduate as I was?

Oh, my gosh, no, it flew by.

Yeah, but knowing you, you already have a
five-step plan for conquering the world.

What are you up to?

Um, no, I...

I'm waiting to hear back from a, uh,
journalism fellowship in New York.

Oh, which one?
I have a friend with the Times.

Oh, wow. No.
Um, it's called LifeStars.

You probably
haven't heard of it.

It's, um,
it's an online publication.

I'm probably not gonna get it,
anyway.

No, I mean, you will be running
that place in less than a year.

Um, what about you, though?

You're, uh,
you're going to London?

You have a coding job or something?
I saw on Facebook.

Yeah, complex systems analysis.

It's... it's with a startup but I'm
so excited, but absolutely terrifying.

No, that's... that's incredible.
I'm sure you'll be fine.

Oh, shit.
I'm sorry, I have to go.

Yeah, okay.

I feel bad
we haven't kept in touch.

Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry.

No, it's not your fault.
We've both been bad.

Yeah. But we'll have to fix that and we
have to hang out before I leave, okay?

- Yes, definitely. I'll text you.
- Bye.

Hi, uh,
can I get a large popcorn

and a little bitchboy who won't leave
early every time we go out, please?

I told you I had to work early.

Dude, you missed it.

That party was off the chain,
okay?

Are people still saying that?

I mean, high schoolers do.

Them kids go hard, okay?

Can't get emphasis on kids.

Yo, did you see Tasha Hendrix
last night?

- Oh, my God, that body just looks so...
- Seventeen.

I mean, yeah.
But did you see her?

You're so gross.

Oh, come on, dude. I mean...

Okay, five years is not that big
of an age difference, right?

I mean how far apart
are your parents?

Exactly the same age.

We've literally had
this conversation before.

Really?

Damn.

They look good.

Yo, did you hear that Bradley
is moving to Austin too?

No way!

Totally forgot about that guy.

Yeah, probably because
he stopped doing parties.

- Yeah, well I don't blame him after how the last one ended.
- Oh, true.

Yo, why haven't we given your sister
more shit about that?

I wouldn't do that, dude.
She's still pretty butthurt over it.

Come on,
that was four years ago.

Yeah, it was probably
the worst night of my life.

Dude, it's one
of the coolest things about you.

No, it was not cool.

You should have seen my dad's face when
he picked me up at the police station.

It was a nightmare.

Well, on the bright side, you're over 21
now, so clubs won't really be an issue.

I know. It's just that was right
after high school graduation

and if right after college
graduation, I do the same thing,

I just get trashed again, it's like
I didn't learn my lesson, you know?

Don't give me that symbolic shit.
We're celebrating.

I'm sure Barbara
will get trash with me.

I would not count on that.

You don't mind
that I invited her, do you?

Oh, no, not at all.
More the merrier.

Plus, childhood friends
say a lot about a person.

Oh, yeah? Did you learn that in the
one psych class you actually went to?

Ha-ha.

It was kind of weird to see her again.
It's just been so long.

That's what happens.
Distance makes distance.

- Deep.
- Yeah, I thought so.

This is her neighborhood.

How's Stepford Wives?

- Hey, Fran.
- Hey.

- Hey, you must be Lauren.
- Yeah. I've heard so much about you.

Sorry, I claimed shotgun.

Oh, don't worry about it.

We can swap seats at Marcos.

Yes, Marcos.
Is that place still even open?

I don't know,
I guess we'll find out.

Point is, I had a good time.

You always have a good time.

Thanks.

into a movie?

Nope.

- Why not?
- Manager's cracking down.

- Weak shit, dude.
- Alright.

Hey, remember,
we're leaving early tomorrow.

- How early?
- Real early.

So, what exactly
is outdoor education?

I'm so glad you asked.

Okay, so you know, in middle school
when you would go to those big parks

- with high ropes and obstacles and stuff?
- Yeah.

And by the end, you'd overcome
some tough obstacle as a team

in an enriching and natural way led
by a team of fun and hip counselors?

Sure.

Well, you are talking to the hippest and funnest
new member of Colorado Springs Outbacks.

It's camp. She's a glorified
camp counselor.

An outdoor educator at an
outdoor education facility.

Is that it?

No, that's the guest house.

We never really used it much.

Is somebody living there?

I don't know.

My parents have been trying to sell
it forever. Maybe they finally did.

Ah, here we are.

It smells the exact same.

Oh, this place is creepy.

Hey, nana was eccentric.

When was the last time
you guys came up here?

Um, ninth, maybe tenth grade.
I don't know.

But Hal and I used to bring
friends up here like every summer.

And still think
this place is creepy?

My friends,
you mean me and Terry.

Remember that one time
when we tried to bring Anna?

- My God, that was a nightmare.
- Yeah.

Hal?

- Yo, what up Fran, Fran?
- What the hell are you guys doing here?

What are you doing here?

Spending a weekend
with my friends.

Well, I'll be darned,
I guess we double bugged.

No, Hal, you guys cannot stay here.

We're not leaving.

Hal, I've been planning
this trip for ages.

Uh...

Okay, okay, look, relax,
Francis the Radio.

How do you know Hal?

He visited Francis,
sophomore year.

I... I don't know,
he seems pretty cool.

Yeah, but when he and Terry get
together, they can kind of be a lot.

I brought sparklers.

Yo, Francis the Radio.

- You saw what I did there? That's good, okay.
- Kind of...

What's the deal?

They're staying.

- Hey, Barb.
- Hal, hey.

You must be Lauren.

And you must be
the infamous Terry.

They call me T-unit.

Yeah. No one calls him T-unit.

Hey, Lauren.

Hey, Hal.

Uh, I'm sorry to rain on your guys'
parade or Francis' parade, at least.

Uh, she'll cool off. It might help if you
guys don't pull shit like that though.

- Fair.
- I'm gonna go check on her.

Yeah, good call.

Can you believe him?

Francis,
it's totally not a big deal.

No, I mean,
first, they show up here

and then they pull that
stupid thing with the masks.

Yeah, but come on,
that was nothing new.

Yeah. Well, you would have thought
that they would have grown up by now.

Francis, look, you've...
Calm down, okay? Just look at me.

No, I know, it's just annoying because I
had this whole plan for the weekend and...

Now it's gonna be a little
different and that's okay, right?

Look, you can either be upset
about it and sulk away the weekend

or you can try to be nice and maybe
we'll end up having a great time.

I doubt that.

Come on, didn't you guys say you
came here all the time together?

Yeah, when we were kids.

And it was kind of fun,
wasn't it, Barb?

I mean, come on,
we had a good time.

Francis.

- Yeah, we had fun.
- Look, there you go, problem solved.

I am excited to be back.

Ooh Barb, we have to go camping
at Black Ridge Rock.

Oh, mm-hmm.

And, Lauren, you can teach
everyone along the way

about everything you learned
in your botany class.

Okay, you know what,
that class was awesome

and I'll have you know
that tree identification

is the most important part
of conservation.

- Did you just pick that up or...
- No, actually it was our motto.

We all got it tattooed
on our butts.

- Barb, do you want to see?
- No, Ma'am.

Alright, I'm gonna go check out the house.
You wanna come?

Uh, no, I'll be down in a sec.

I'm really glad you're here.

- Yeah, thanks for inviting me.
- Yeah, of course.

I'm sorry
about all of the drama.

I was really looking forward to you
and Lauren getting to know each other.

Sorry. Um, one second.

Uh, email sent.

Okay. Okay, don't worry about it.
It's fine.

Hey, have you heard back
from that website yet?

Oh, um, no, I haven't.

But I'm sure
I'll hear something soon.

Hey, I have something
to show you.

Oh, my God!

- The power bands.
- Yeah, yeah, I remember.

Though they are definitely a lot
less stylish than I remember.

- Um, ouch, I worked really hard on these.
- Uh, okay.

Plus, I think it was less about the
appearance and more about the superpowers.

Oh, gosh, yeah, what did they give us?
They gave us immunity to...

We were immune to hypnosis and
we could read each other's minds.

- Well, you think they still work?
- Um, yeah, let's try it.

Okay.

You are thinking, "What the hell
did I get myself into this weekend?"

Uncanny.

But for real,
I really am glad to be back.

Me, too.

Oh, my gosh, I remember this one time I
tried to show them to Karen Salvenkin.

I was trying to impress her.

- You did?
- Yep.

Didn't work at all.
So embarrassing.

God, we're so dumb.

Yeah, we were.

- Do you remember that time...
- Oh, my God!

What?

- I got that apartment in London that I wanted.
- Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh, this place is beautiful
and the location is just perfect.

Sorry, I have to text Mia.
She's gonna flip.

So that's Lauren, huh?

- Yep.
- She seems alright.

- Just alright?
- Yeah, just alright.

Yo, Hal, listen.

You never got to fully experience how
fine some of these college girls are.

Whatever.

She is awesome though.

- Alright. Hey, who you texting?
- Nobody.

Yeah, I'm gonna get another beer.

- Do you want one?
- Yeah.

Okay.

- Hey, what's up?
- Hey.

Nothing.

- Just getting settled.
- Mm-hm.

- Want a beer?
- Sure.

Cheers.

So, uh, do you guys have plans?

Knowing Francis, probably.

You guys?

- Rarely.
- Yo, look what I found.

Oh, my God, is that beans?

- Yeah.
- What's beans?

Oh, it's this game we used to play
all the time when we came up here.

So much fun.

- Where did you find that?
- In one of these boxes.

God, I can't believe
mama's gonna give that away.

I bet there's a bunch
of cool shit up here.

What's with all these books?

Oh, nana was really
into the supernatural.

There's a bunch of, uh, local lore in this
area, disappearances, stuff like that.

Jeez.

Oh, my God,
is that you and nana?

Yeah.

Oh, you guys think
these pickles are still good?

Definitely not.

What are you guys doing?

Oh, Frannie,
come check it out.

There's a bunch of cool stuff
in here.

Yo, guys,
come and take a look at this.

Oh, my God.

Look at this.

Oh, that must have been
from our first summer.

What is this?

Oh, you found Little Babs.

Little Babs?

Nana got it
at a local pawn shop.

She thought it protected
the house against evil spirits.

And she called it Little Babs?

No, no, no, no, we called it Little Babs.
She hated that.

It's disrespectful
to the spirits.

Oh, my God,
please be careful with that.

Yeah, yeah, Terry, we don't
want to unleash anything.

Nana was convinced that the house was haunted.

Now, did she actually believe that
or did she just want to scare Barb?

God, I wasn't scared.

Yeah, that's why we had to keep that thing
next to your bed anytime you were here.

- You know what?
- I mean, that's legit.

What?

Guys, spirits are real.

My cousin's clairvoyant and
she talks to them all the time.

I did not know you were
one of those people.

Yeah, I had no idea
that you were superstitious.

Okay, I'm not superstitious,
I am just open to possibilities.

Oh, well,
then you are going to love this.

Have you ever heard the story
of the Lost Children?

Oh, no.

- Yes!
- Oh, my God.

Only the origin of every subsequent
paranormal occurrence in the nearby area.

No, it's a local legend that our nana told us
that he had way too much fun with as a kid.

Legend, or forgotten history.

Legend.

Everybody gather round,

the time has come to tell the tale of the
four lost children of Black Ridge Rock.

Ooh, you gonna love this.

Psst!

What?

I have a tale to tell, so...

Hey, can you sit down?

- Okay, alright. Alright.
- I appreciate it, you know.

If you could just...

One dark and stormy night,

four orphaned children
were traveling south

to their nearest living relative
when they got lost.

As orphan children usually do, you
know, they're always getting lost,

you just really have to... to watch
out for that with orphan children.

And they stomped across
Black Ridge Rock.

Just 10 minutes away from here.

That's where that waterfall is
that I was telling you about.

You climb up a rope and then
you can jump off into the water.

Maybe if we just save the anecdotes
till the end, that would be great.

They were starved,
out of rations.

When they suddenly came across some berries
on the side of the road red as blood,

in their desperation and
against their better judgment,

they gorge themselves until
they could not eat any more.

Sounds like a bad call.

A very bad call...
for the berries were poisonous

and slowly started to drive
the children mad.

Indeed.

The next morning, a weary traveler
approached their campsite.

All he wanted was some company,
maybe a little bit of water.

But what he saw was worse
than his worst nightmare.

What he saw chilled him to the
bone and made his hair turn white.

What he saw made him do
a little shiver like...

- What he saw...
- They ate each other.

- The children ate each other.
- Francis.

He found four piles of bloody
skin and bones in a circle

- because the children ate each other.
- But that's not all.

The bushes with the red berries
started growing out of the carcasses

and from then on, any travelers
who pass are slowly driven mad.

- You are the worst person I know.
- Damn, Francis.

Okay, it's just a dumb story.

- Says the girl who'd be wailing every night after she heard it.
- Okay, I wasn't wailing.

- Uh, aahhh!
- Stop!

Didn't sound anything like that.

Well, I mean, there's some
plot holes in this story.

- Oh, sorry, forgotten history.
- Thank you.

I mean, how did they all eat each other
just enough to leave skin and bones.

They had gone mad.

And why are orphan children
traveling alone?

- I mean, where are Social Services?
- Oh.

I thought you were
into this kind of stuff.

Uh, I'm into the occult.
This is kids' stuff.

Uh-oh. Kids' stuff.

Be careful, you don't want
to offend the Lost Children.

Mm, I think we'll be okay as long as
we've got Little Babs to keep us safe.

Lost Children!

No, Lauren, Lauren, calm down, it's just
a clap light. It's a little finicky.

Oh.

You got me.

Oh, damn, broke Little Babs.

Oh, sorry.

Who the hell is that?

I'll get it. No, I got it.

Okay, you'll get it.

Uh, hi.

Hi.

Can I help you?

I'm James.

I just live right over there.

Oh, you're the new neighbor?

- Yeah.
- Okay. Hi, I'm Francis.

Francis. Right.

Hello.

Looks like you're having
a nice party.

Oh, um, we're just here
for the weekend.

Well, I just...

I just wanted to stop by and
let you know that I'm over there

and if you need anything,
just let me know.

- Cool. Okay, thank you. Bye.
- Okay.

- What was that all about?
- That guy was the creepiest.

I don't know, I think
he was trying to be nice.

Some old dude in a cabin in the
middle of the woods trying to be nice.

Come on,
he sounds like a psycho to me.

Are you calling nana a psycho?

I'm not gonna say
nana was normal.

Okay, okay.

So, to make up for our Little
Babs, I made us all some drinks.

Wooo, what have we here?

It's a Lauren originale.

It's equal parts vodka, rum,
Red Bull

and a little secret
something-something that I put inside.

Okay, so you mean, the maple syrup
that's over there on the counter

next to all those things
you just mixed it?

You suck.

So, wait, maple syrup?
That sounds gnarly.

It's so good. Francis, tell him.

Um, yeah,
it's definitely something.

Okay, if you say so.

Okay, wait, wait,
wait, I want to make a toast.

- Barb.
- Hmm?

Sorry.

I'm sorry. Sorry. Okay.

Okay, so we're all moving on to the
real world, a little too real for real.

Uh-huh.

Sorry. That was me.

- Looks good to me.
- Okay, you know what, I've an idea.

Phones in the bag.

- What?
- Wait.

Oh, come on, we can go a weekend
being unplugged.

Hal, can't go a weekend
without Pornhub.

Okay, no, but seriously,
what if I get an important email?

It can wait till Monday, right?

Come on, pass it around.

You know what, I'm in.

- Yes.
- Fine.

Okay, me, too.

- Uh-huh.
- Barb.

- Come on.
- You ain't that special.

- Phone in the bag. Now.
- There.

- Good job, Barbara Ann.
- Shut up Beach Boys.

Alright.

Okay, no, whose was that?

- I guess we'll just wait and see.
- No. Come on.

Seriously, come on.

Okay, no. If I can't read it,
you can't either.

- Alright, alright.
- Okay, here, here.

Alright.

Okay, I'm gonna put these
someplace safe.

There, no more distractions.

Alright.

Alright. As I was saying, we're all
moving on and up in the world, right.

Some of us moving cross-country.

Some of us even further
than that.

And some of us
are going to kick ass

at whatever publication
is lucky enough to hire her.

Thanks.

- Oh, my God, thank you so much.
- But for right now...

Okay, not you.

But for right now,
we're all just here having a good time.

So, let's do this.

Get me a white girl wasted.

- Oh, my God.
- It tastes like waffles.

Oh, my God.

Knock it down.

Yo, I'm gonna go smoke a cig.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Oh.

Woo-hoo!

Oh.

I didn't know you smoked.

- I don't.
- Huh.

Crazy night, huh?

Yeah.

What's everyone else up to?

- Fran's asleep.
- Lauren still puking?

Mm-hmm.

But Hal's with her.

Ah...

- So, we're being back...
- I think I'm gonna go to bed.

What?

I... I said
I think I'm gonna go to bed.

Ah.

Goodnight, Terry.

Ocupado.

Ocu-potito.

So, I'm just bringing you
some water.

Oh, thank you.

How you doing?

I think I'm almost done
but just to be safe,

you should probably stay back
because I don't want to puke on you.

I've had worse.

What, did someone like,
shit on you or something?

Oh, God, that was so gross.

Oh, well, now I'm turned on.

Mm.

- You good?
- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm?
- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.
- Just give it a minute.

Really glad you
and Terry are here.

Yeah. I am, too.

It's cool that you guys
are so close.

I... I never had that.

What do you mean?

Well, my dad was in the military
and we just moved around a lot.

I tried to stay close with people but
like, after a year or so, we just...

I don't know.

How do you guys do it?

We grew up together.

Yeah, but like what do you talk about
after all those years of just not talking?

I don't know,
stupid shit, memes.

And now, you're going to Austin.

It's awesome.

Yeah.

What?

No, it... I'm...

It will be awesome.

It's just that, Terry's vision
of Austin is us moving there

and kind of dicking around
until we figure our lives out.

Sounds like fun
but, um, I don't know, I've...

I've lived at home
for three years.

I've sort of reached my limit
of dicking around.

Hmm. And have you figured
out your life yet?

Nope.

Oh...

Good morning.

There's a water bottle
in my bag.

Oh, you're a lifesaver.

What are these?

Hmm?

Hal.

Oh, I don't want to hear it.

Fair.

Maybe we should get up.

Yeah.

Oh, Francis will kill me.

What?

We have to do this right now?

Could you please get up
and help us?

- Very funny, Francis.
- What?

No, no, no, no. We get it.
You can do pranks, too.

Just kind of weird that you come
into my room and put this in there.

I didn't make those. You did.

Uh, no.

- Okay, well someone did.
- Mm-hmm.

What the hell is this?

Guys, come...

Is that supposed to scare us?
I mean, it's not funny.

Come on, Francis,
I'm not that obvious.

Alright, well, whoever's responsible,
haha, very funny, you failed.

Hi. Nobody camping?

I don't see why not, right?

Well, if we do, y'all gonna have
to give me a minute.

- Can you put some pants on?
- Uh-uh.

That was a pretty good idea
with those dolls.

How did you even make them?

Told you I didn't.

Yeah,
but that was in front of them.

What? What's wrong?

You, uh, told the movie theater
that you quitting yet?

No, they only need two weeks.

I mean, it's pretty soon.

When you're gonna tell it.

I haven't really thought
about it.

- Can we not do this right now?
- I mean, whatever.

So, if you get stung by it
all you have to do is take...

Yo, how is it going back there?

Come on, admit it.

You had fun last night.

Yeah, but I'm still suffering
the consequences.

And damn, baby come back to me

How do you know
Bigfoot is not.

Oh, my God, this place is good.

Yeah, there's a waterfall,
you can jump off of over there.

Cool.

So, is this where
that scary story happened?

Yeah.

Weird.
I don't see any haunted berries.

Well, you wouldn't be able to
tell if they were haunted, so.

Whoo!

- Stupid.
- He's alive!

Leave him alone.

And who's next?

Who-hoo.

Yeah!

I literally cannot believe
you guys are drinking again.

Yeah, just the thought
of alcohol makes me feel sick.

You guys are weak.

You guys are alcoholics.

I gotta say, Fran man, I see you go that
hard since Bradley's graduation party.

It brings tears to my eyes, man.

Yeah, I can't say I look back on that
night with as much fondness as you do.

So much for 20 percent.

It still might not rain.

- Terry, get your feet.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Stop putting like all of your leg on my leg.
- I am sorry.

I got it.
God, you're so damn picky.

The tent is just
a little bit small.

So now what?

As long as we're drinking,
let's play a game.

Wait,
are we drinking now?

- No, I'm game.
- Yes. Come on, Barb.

What are we gonna play?

Um, never have I ever.

Oh, let's do it.
Everybody get a drink.

No, no, thank you.

Come on, come on.

- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- Come on, Barb.

Barb, you were the
rallying queen in high school.

Fine.

Alright, Francis.

- Uh...
- Don't be such a Francis...

Come on, Francis.

I'll make it weak.
I'll make it weak.

Okay, fine.

Alright. T-Dog, start us off.

Uh, excuse me,
that's T-unit to you.

Oh, my sincerest apologies.

Go ahead.

Never have I been to Mexico?

You have to drink.

Wow. Such uncultured slime.

Drink up, buddy.

Um, okay,
never have I ever been in love?

Mm-mm.

Never have I ever seen
Star Wars.

- What?
- What?

Oh, God, I thought I liked you.

Alright, well,
I haven't either, so.

What?

Alright, alright.

Um, never have I ever liked
Jeremy Jacobs?

Oh, my God.

Who's Jeremy Jacobs?

He was this kid
in our high school.

The weirdest kid
in our high school.

No, he was not that weird. He just...
Well, okay, he was into insects.

- Really into insects.
- No.

Not exact, no, no. He...
I didn't mean it like that.

- It's he just liked them, okay. But he was really cute.
- Alright, alright.

- Drink, drink.
- He was cute.

So cute.

Alright, it's your turn,
Frannie.

Okay. Um, never have I ever...

- God, I suck at this game...
- Oh.

Never have I ever
failed a class?

Failed.

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

Chill, chill,
that was freshman vile.

Well, you know what, never have I
ever cared about failing a class.

I'm proud of that.

Whatever.

Okay. Um, never have I ever
graduated college?

Oh, nice. Okay.

Okay. Never have I ever
had a one-night stand.

Excuse me, Sir, what about Elsa?

Uh, that was two nights.

Oh. Um, never have I ever
puked from drinking.

Damn.

Okay, yeah, last night
was not my proudest moment.

At least we had a good time
though, alright?

No, we had a good time,
everybody.

Never have I ever been caught masturbating
in the middle school locker room.

Whoa.

How are you gonna say that
in front of people?

- Drink, Hal.
- I'm drinking, Francis.

Oh, come on, guys.

Alright, come on now.
Never have...

Alright, never have I ever
been arrested?

- Hal.
- Hey, you skipped me, man.

Shut up, okay?

You're a jerk.

Okay, hey, alright,
alright, alright...

- I'm so sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
- Look, never have I ever...

- Stop. Stop.
- No, you know what, I think I'm done.

- Hey, Francis, come on.
- Are you kidding me?

No, everyone, stop. Never have I
ever been to the Mojave Desert?

- What?
- No one's been to the Mojave Desert, Terry.

Okay, everyone can chill.
I'm just trying to drink, okay.

Okay, wait, wait. Francis,
I have a good one. Just wait a second.

Never have I ever had sex
with someone in this group?

Obviously, we've never had s...

- What the fuck?
- Wait, what? When did this happen?

How could you not tell me this?

Barb, how could you not tell me
about this?

It was a complicated situation.

It happened
after Bradley's party.

Wait, what?

We bolted together after the cops
showed up. One thing led to another.

Look, it was a one-time thing,
okay.

- It's not that big of a deal, alright?
- Busted.

Wait, you bolted
after the cops came?

Barb, you told me that you got sick and
that's why you had to go home early.

Are you serious that's...
that's what happened,

you ran when the cops came
and left me there alone?

Yo, everybody ran when the cops
showed up, Francis.

Yeah, but not everybody promised
they would take care of me

on the first night that I was drinking
in high school. I was really scared.

I literally don't know
what to say right now.

It was a long time ago.

Okay, look, let's just play something
else, alright? I brought beans, okay.

- No one wants to play beans.
- Yo, Francis, come on. - No, I don't...

I don't wanna do that.

Francis.

No, I got it. I got it.

- Francis. Francis.
- What?

- Where are you going?
- Back to the cabin.

Okay, wait.

Okay, I know she lied to you

but that was like four years ago
and it didn't ruin your life.

When Brown found out,
they revoked my acceptance.

Yeah,
but things are now alright.

And if you hadn't gone to State,
you never would have met little me.

No, I know.
I'm sorry, I don't...

It's just I thought when I brought
Barb here, I don't know, I don't...

I don't know what I thought.

Okay, let's just go back to the
campsite, we'll talk to everyone.

It's really not a big deal.

No, it is a big deal.

Here you're not even listening
to me.

You know, it feels like lately,
you're not even on my side.

Okay,
now, you're just being dramatic.

No, I'm not.

This weekend was supposed
to be about friends,

you and me,
not you and my brother.

Okay, that's...

Okay, I might have gotten
a little out of it.

Okay,
we didn't even do anything.

Alright, you're right.
I'm sorry.

We can still make this about us
having fun.

Just the two of us.

Really? How?

I... I don't know, but I know
that it's cold and wet and rainy,

so let's just go back
to the campsite

and we can grab the hammocks and
sleep far away from the group.

And then tomorrow,
if you still want to leave,

we can go back to town and go
to that really cool karaoke bar.

Fine.

I don't know if we should go
to.

It's kind of lame.

It's perfect because then,
we'll be the coolest ones there.

So, uh, Bradley's.

So, do you think
they just left or...

Hey, can I have the hammocks?

Won't you guys get wet?

No, it's not really raining
anymore.

Okay, goodnight.

Hey.

How'd you sleep?

So, pretty crazy night
last night, wasn't it?

You know, I didn't know
about Terry and Barb.

You know that, right?

Good morning.

Where's Lauren?

I don't know,
maybe she went to pee.

I checked where she said she found a good
pee spot and she wasn't there either.

She wasn't at the waterfall
either.

- Lauren.
- Okay, we tried that already.

Well, do you have
any better ideas?

What if she got hurt
or something?

Okay, okay,
let's not freak out here.

She said she wanted to go to the
big waterfall. Maybe she went there?

Yeah,
but why would she go alone?

I don't know, she likes nature?

Maybe she just wanted to be
by herself for a minute.

What?

You think Miss Nature decided to go to
a waterfall and not tell anyone of us?

I don't know. Maybe it was dark and she
didn't want to wake anybody up and got...

turned... I don't know.

What do you mean she's been
wandering around all night alone?

Yeah, dude,
that's a serious stretch.

Okay.
It's just a suggestion, okay?

Do you have anything helpful
to add?

Uh, as a matter of fact, I do.

Look, there's only one possible
explanation for all of this, okay.

The weird berries, uh, the four
twig dolls back at the cabin.

- Terry.
- Nah, uh,

- it is the one and the only, Lost Children come to haunt us.
- Stop. Stop.

- Can you be serious for once?
- Come on, she'll turn up.

- She'll turn up?
- Yes.

So, what you're saying is
we should sit around on our asses

and wait for her to appear?

Yes, sitting around your ass is
something you're really good at.

Okay, you know what,
I'm not the only one thinking this, right?

She, obviously, was fed up
with last night's bullshit

and decided to just go back
to the cabin.

Bullshit? You mean like finding out that
you and Barb basically got me arrested?

- Oh, my God, Francis.
- No, we did not get you arrested, Francis.

Can we please not do this
right now?

Can we just focus
on finding our missing friend?

What do you think
I have been doing?

Okay, Terry might have a point.

She might have gone back
to the cabin.

Maybe we should just go check
the cabin.

- Whoa, people are finally listening to me.
- Shut up.

- Francis.
- I don't know.

I mean, what if she's hurt
somewhere alone?

I don't want
to just give up on her.

We're not giving up on her.

Maybe the best thing to do is to go back
to the cabin and wait for her there.

I don't know why you're acting
like this is such a bad idea.

Because I don't leave
my friends behind, Barb.

Nobody's leaving anybody behind,
okay?

You know what it does us no good
to just wander around out here.

Anyone home?

Hey, Francis.

What?

I know we have a lot more important
things to worry about but I...

I wanted to tell you
that I was sorry for everything.

Come on, I mean,
it was three years ago

and I didn't know the cops
were gonna find you.

- Yeah, alright.
- Okay, no, no, no, no, I'm... I'm sorry. I...

I messed up, I know, okay.

And mainly
because I didn't tell you but...

Francis, you have to know how
important your friendship is to me.

I mean we haven't really talked
in four years, Barb.

Well, that's not all my fault,
is it?

Lauren.

- Lauren.
- Lauren.

Lauren.

- Lauren.
- Yo, Lauren.

- She's not here.
- Shit.

Yeah, guys, she isn't up here either.
We need to call the police.

Uh, and tell them what?
That the ghost took our friend?

Okay, well,
she's actually missing, so.

I'm just gonna get the phones.

Wait, um, uh, the...
the, neighbor guy.

- James?
- Yeah, what about him?

Yeah. Uh, well, the other night when we were
drinking, I went out to have a cig and...

well I remember him dragging
something out of his truck

- that kind of looked like a, uh...
- What?

It looked like a body.

- Oh, my God.
- No, I'm serious.

You seriously think he could do
something to hurt Lauren?

Yeah, dude,
this is not Scooby-Doo.

- It's not Ghostbusters either.
- That's ridiculous.

Okay, you're right, it was
definitely the Lost Children.

No, I'm just saying that we
shouldn't jump to conclusions

just because you think you saw
something when you were drunk.

Okay, no, but when he came over that
day, he was seriously creepy.

Thank you.

Guys,
he's just a lonely old man.

But you know what, whatever.
I'm calling the cops.

Wait, wait.

- The phones aren't here.
- What?

- The phones aren't here.
- Guys.

- Maybe you put them somewhere else?
- No, I saw...

- Guys.
- What the fuck?

Okay, guys, listen.

Guys!

Okay, so...

You smell something burning?

Shit.

Jesus.

- What are you doing?
- Research.

"Since that day the Lost Children took
control of the Black Ridge mountains.

Any traveler who disrespects or
travels on their land will..."

Will what?

- You're not buying into this, are you?
- No.

Uh...

I don't know, Terry, things have
just been getting pretty weird.

I'm just saying
I'm not ruling anything out.

Uh-uh, no, y'all have gone
completely off the rails.

I can't believe I gotta say
this, but ghosts are not real.

Okay, come on, no that...
that's... that's a loose nail.

Okay, well then how do you
explain what's been going on?

Lauren broke Little Babs, the Lost
Children took her. They took our phones.

Oh, my God, ghosts didn't take
the phones, Barb, I did.

Okay, I... I was drunk.

I... I couldn't resist.
I didn't think it'd be that big of a deal.

And you're just telling us now?

Okay,
with all the shit happening,

I didn't think that'd be
a good time to tell you,

- "Hey, I took the phone."
- Where are they?

You fucking idiot.

You just left them outside?

I'll buy everyone new phones.

It's not the point, okay.
God, this is so fucking typical.

Typical? I didn't know it was gonna
rain or that Lauren would get kidnapped

- or any of that shit.
- Guys, stop, stop. Please, let's just get help.

Yeah. Okay,
maybe that James guy has a phone.

Or maybe he has Lauren and we're
playing right into his hands.

Okay, then let's just go.

- Really? Are you kidding me right now?
- We'll go to Marcos.

Okay, I know how you feel about me suggesting this right now

but we're not doing any good
just standing here.

- Yeah.
- It's actually not a bad idea.

Fine. You know what, you guys go
but I'm gonna stay here.

- What?
- Francis.

No, seriously. I need to be
here in case Lauren comes back.

But go. Go.

You can't stay here by yourself.

I'll go.

Uh, and I'll be back
as fast as I can.

Please be careful.

Now, what?

You know, that James guy is
really raising some red flags.

- I say we just grab some weapons and go over there.
- What?

I'm just saying.
Just check it out.

And if, you know, something looks out of the
ordinary, we'll just bust in guns blazing.

- That's a terrible idea.
- Well, at least it's an idea.

Yeah, well, it's a really
fucking stupid idea.

- It won't start.
- What?

The... the car, it's dead.

Um, maybe we could jump it?

Do you even know
what that means?

It doesn't matter. Pop the hood.

What do you mean
it doesn't matter?

Shit, the batteries.

What do you mean the batteries?

Someone took them.

Oh, my God.

Can we just talk about this
for a minute?

- What's there to talk about?
- We have no proof that James did anything.

Yeah, well, the batteries
didn't just disappear.

Okay, well that's what we said
about the phones.

Alright, look, I didn't touch
the batteries, alright. Did you?

No, of course, not.

Well, that doesn't mean
that James did.

Even if it was him,
what are we gonna do?

Go beat him up till he tells us
where Lauren is?

There's four of us
and one of him.

Let's just take him.

Take him, God,
nobody's taking anybody, okay?

Whatever is going on here,
the police need to be involved.

Any excuse to get out
of a fight.

God, am I not surprised.

Dude,
what are you talking about?

- You know what, forget it.
- No, if you have something to say, just say it.

How long were you gonna wait
to tell me

- that you're moving to Nashville with Brian?
- What...

Did you read my text?

No, is that why you had
our phones out there?

Okay, you know what,
we shouldn't talk about this.

No, no, no, no, you can't just bring something
up like that and expect me to drop it.

Okay, guys, guys, I... I really
don't know what's happening right now

but please, can we just focus?

Yeah. You know what, let's, um, let's...
let's go to Marcos.

- We can use their phone.
- That...

It's an hour and a half to do
whatever he wants to do to your girl.

You really want that?

My girl?
She's not my girl, okay?

And I'm not just gonna burst
into somebody's house

because I have to prove
something to you.

I'm not asking you
to prove anything to me, man.

- Just stop being so scared.
- What the fuck is your deal?

My deal is that you're about
to bail on me

two months before we're supposed
to move in together, man.

I'm not bailing, okay?
I'm not bailing.

Brian just texted me and asked me what my
plans were for the next couple of years

and I told him I am not sure.

How are you not sure?

Because I am fucking not, okay?

I'm not sure.

Look, our plans sound fun but
I can't keep doing this, dude.

I can't keep just putting off
my life.

Then what the hell have you been
doing the past three years?

Uh, you know what, I...
I am going to Marcos.

You guys can do whatever
the fuck you want.

- Now come on, Hal, hey come on.
- No please.

God, what the hell is his problem?

Terry, can you please calm down?

Wait, where's Francis?

- He does this every time, Jesus Christ...
- Hey, Francis.

Wait, where is Francis?

Oh, my...

Hey.

- Come on.
- Please don't make me.

Just... If I'm doing
this, you are, too. Let's go.

- Terry, why is it open?
- Shut up.

- Come on.
- Terry.

- Bah!
- Lauren.

Jeez.

How's it going in there?

Is it working?

Yes, it's working,
a little too well.

They're really nervous.

Well, then good,
they will love the grand finale.

I don't know if we should do it.

What?

Terry,
we shouldn't be doing this.

Yeah, well, our friends
could be in there right now.

Okay, well, what if it isn't him?
What if you're wrong?

Why would he just leave
in the middle of terrorizing us?

Maybe he's going after Hal.

Terry.

Okay, this is open.
Are you coming or what?

Okay.

Okay.

Creepy start.

Come on.

Francis, I have been in
the woods since like 5 o'clock.

Things are really out of control.
They're fighting and I just...

I feel bad now.

Because we were literally up
all night planning.

- No, I know but it's just...
- We can't just back out now.

- it's so...
- Are you fucking kidding me?

You guys.

Hal, hey.

You set Little Babs on fire.

You took the time to make
little stick dolls.

That is so fucking dumb.

Okay, it was just a prank, Hal.

You know,
I don't even care, alright.

I just want to go home.

Do you guys
have the car batteries?

- Yeah. Hal, are you okay?
- Let's just go get the others.

Okay, why are you acting
like this is such a big deal?

You and Terry pull this stuff
all the time.

Not like this, Francis.

You know, for someone who gets off on
being more mature than everybody else,

this is really fucking childish.

Okay, don't get off on...
You know what, you're just mad

because you've never been on the
other side of a prank before.

I don't think
you understand pranks.

Francis.

Lauren.

Why are you whispering?

Good point.

Francis.

Lauren.

Okay, well, obviously,
they're not here. So, let's go.

No, we just got here, Barb, God.

Jesus Christ.

Okay, well,
he's not a vegetarian.

Oh, come on, Barb,
stop joking around.

This guy is a creep
and you know it.

Look, our friends are missing and this guy
clearly has something to do with it, okay?

And stop looking at me
like that.

You know I'm right.

What, did college take away
your common sense?

Okay, well, obviously, I had no common sense
in the first place if I slept with you.

Damn, I didn't realize
it was such a mistake.

Oh, my God, please don't act like it mattered to you.

Okay, come on.

- For the record, it did matter.
- Terry.

Terry. Come on.

Where are my friends?

Why don't you just
put that down?

And we'll figure this out.

Where are my friends?

I don't know what you're talking about.
Just calm down.

No, I don't think so.

Hey, don't even think about it.

I don't know
where your friends are.

I'll help you find them.

Hey.

Okay, I know it got a little
out of hand but it...

- it was kind of funny.
- It might have been funny.

If you guys hadn't spent an entire day
of our time here tearing everybody apart

because of some shit
Barb pulled four years ago.

Okay, it wasn't just about Barb,
alright?

If you and Terry
hadn't shown up here,

then we probably would have
had a good weekend.

Oh, so it was all our fault?
Yes, kind of.

Yeah, just calm down.

You know what,
it wasn't even a mistake

that we all showed up
on the same weekend.

Mom told me
you guys would be up here.

What?

I just thought maybe it would be nice
if we all came up here one last time,

you know, go out with a bang
before we sold the cabin.

It might have been nice, too, if you hadn't
fucked everything up with your little prank.

Hal, I...

No.

Terry, stop.

Oh, my God.

I don't even think
there was a bruise.

I'm so sorry, James.
We didn't mean to get you involved.

Well, what's done is done.

No, I know, but I can't believe
I let it go this far.

Yeah, I can't either.

We didn't think you'd attack anybody.
We just thought you'd be scared.

Well, at least no one
got seriously hurt.

I would just like to add that I was
always doubtful of you being a psycho.

Thanks.

Where did that idea come from?

Okay, the other night, you were dragging
something out of your truck and it...

I was drunk, so, of course,
everything that's happened, I believed it.

Yeah, that explains it.

I killed a boar, got back late

and, uh, I wanted to treat
the meat before it spoiled.

I make jerky.

Well, that makes sense.

Why don't I put on some tea and
we can keep talking this out?

Thank you.

Well, that could have gone
a lot worse.

Barb, I am...

Just give her a sec.
I'll talk to her.

Peppermint okay with everyone?

Yeah.

That'd be great. Thank you.

Careful, it's hot.

Why did you invite me here?

- I mean, seriously, if you hate me that much...
- I don't hate you.

I just...
Was it all for some stupid joke?

No.

No, we weren't even trying
to scare you.

At least not at first.

The twig dolls happened
before we went camping.

Yeah, that...

We just thought it would be
funny if we freaked out the boys.

Glad you two are having
so much fun.

We were gonna tell you,
but then things changed.

I just don't understand why
that was such a big deal to you.

You're acting
like I ruined your life.

And seems like everything turned
out pretty damn fine to me.

I... I...

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I haven't gotten a single
job offer from anywhere.

Not one.

Even Terry has a job.

And you're going to London, which is amazing
and it's such a fantastic opportunity for you.

But I feel like everyone else
is moving on

and I'm not.

And it's scary
and I don't like it.

And... and I hate...
I hate feeling like this.

I don't know what to do.

I'm sorry, Francis.

But that is not my fault.

You know, I actually like having
the company, now that the fighting's over.

Just one thing
I do miss out here.

It's easy to take your friends
for granted

when they've been with you
a long time.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

You know, nobody knows
what they are doing, Francis.

Just because I have a job
for the next year

does not mean
I have everything figured out.

And I know it sucks
for the first time in your life

everything isn't going exactly
how you want it to.

But that doesn't mean
you get to take it out on us.

No, I know.

I'm sorry.

I'm so stupid. I...

I don't know why I wanted to come
back here in the first place.

I guess I felt like if the two of us
could be together again, it would...

Barb?

I feel weird.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Barb.

Francis,
was that really necessary?

Why won't you just relax?

What do you want?

I just want us to get along.

No, no, don't come any closer.

You don't understand.
It's so quiet out here.

You see, Francis,
you can be here forever with your friends.

But maybe...

You can't keep us in here.

What are you so intent
on going back to?

I know you're tired, Francis.

Just go to sleep.

And then we can be friends.

Barb.

We... we gotta get out of here.

Okay.

Lauren. Lauren.

- Lauren, where are the car batteries?
- Mmm.

Lauren, the car batteries.
What? Lauren?

- Oh.
- Are you okay?

Yes. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on.

Where did she say it was?

Um, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know
where she put it. Um, okay.

- Francis, please.
- I'm sorry. Okay.

Oh, Barb.
Barb, I found it.

- Yeah?
- Yes.

- Can you get it by yourself?
- Yes.

Okay. Come on, please.

Oh, God.

- You okay?
- Sssh!

Come on.

Francis.

Barbara.

Francis, we have to make a move.

How did he get out?

Francis, come on,
we can do this.

Look at me.

What am I thinking?

I know you're scared.

On three.

One...

But you don't have to be.

Two...

Now.

Please!

Barb, I thought we were making
a break for it.

We were supposed to attack.

Uh...

This does not have
to be violent.

Hey.

Barbara, let's go. Go, go.

Oh, my God.

- Francis, are you okay?
- Yeah.

You two are just like
that other one.

She never understood either.

Why do you have to be so...

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, okay...

- Come on.
- Come on, we have to get out of here.

He's doing well.

Thank you so much. Thank you.
Have a good one.

He is gonna be okay.

That's good.

So, he was just living
in our cabin for weeks?

Apparently.

I'm gonna go to the vending machine.
You guys want something?

Uh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Uh,
gonna give me a ride home.

Anyone wanna come?

Um, no I think our parents
are coming soon.

Barb?

Yeah.

- Hey, um, I'll text you.
- Yeah.

Okay.

It's good to see you, Barb.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Word.

Big!

Bye, Terry.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Leave it to us to make a peaceful weekend
getaway and then bloodshed, right?

So, I guess you're just
gonna move back home?

Yeah, I think so,
for a little bit, at least.

You know mom's trying
cooking again, right?

Oh, no.

No, maybe we should stay away.

Just maybe steer clear.

No, I'm excited.
I'm excited to go home.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I don't know, it'd be kind of nice
just to relax, you know, for a while.

For a while?

Okay, probably like a week and then I'll
freak out and then have panic attack

and try and figure
what's going on in my life.

Do you want to get lunch?

What?

- Like sometime this week like, do you want to go get food?
- Yes, sure.

No, I mean, like,
we don't have to.

- No. That's weird. I'm sorry.
- I'm just sorry, I...

it's like I didn't like...

So, I remember
that that was like a thing.

Yeah.

Um, yeah, let's do it.
Let's go to, uh, Honey Ham.

No.

No, no way. I hate it there.

Let's go to this Mystery Diner,
our usual.

- What? Are you kidding me?
- The pancakes are so good.

- No, no...
- Why not?

The pancakes are the reason
I dropped out of college.

That's... that's just stupid.
That's not true.

They have like a sanitation
score of like 13 and a half.

No, it's... No.

- Okay, the pancakes are huge, it's probably out of 15.
- I know.

- Out of 15? Yeah.
- And they're really good.

You can share them
with the whole...

Sanitation scores, sanitation
scores are always out of 15.

Always. Every time.