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- Baby, when did you get here?
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♫ I've got my eye on you
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♫ I've got my eye on you
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♫ And I'm up to here, too
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♫ You're foolin' around,
gettin' blood on my shoes
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♫ I've set my sights on you
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♫ I've set my sights on you
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♫ Gotten out of my tomb
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♫ So don't look around,
I've got nothing to lose ♫
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- Aloha.
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I see you've met Rachel Worth, poor thing.
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Can you believe it's her wedding day?
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Certainly not a very auspicious start.
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A bride needs something
borrowed, something blue,
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but certainly not something dead.
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I guess the silver lining in all of this
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is the corpse is not the
man she's planning to marry.
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But with her ceremony on a private beach
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near Waikiki looming in six hours,
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she best fix this little hiccup that's
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threatening her big day.
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Otherwise it could very
well be a whole new
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meaning to the phrase
'til death do us part.
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- Okay, phone, phone.
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Where's my fucking phone?!
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Cam!
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Cam, it's me!
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- Babe, are you okay?
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I can't hear you, there's no reception,
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and the music's too loud!
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Listen, my bachelor
party's still goin' on,
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but I promise, don't worry,
I'll be sober by the morning.
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- Cam, Cam!
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- Really? That's funny?
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You made out with a tranny last night.
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Please tell me we still
get to have sex like
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that after we're married?
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- We better.
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It's a husband's duty to please his woman.
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- Oh, really?
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I can't believe by this time tomorrow
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we'll be Mr. and Mrs. Cam Englehart.
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- Finally, I thought we were gonna have to
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get you new business cards made up.
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Cam Englehart, Corporate
Attorney, Commitmentphobe.
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- Well, after tonight, I'm all yours.
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- Ah, just remember, we agreed.
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One lap dance.
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- Yeah, about that, how 'bout
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one lap dance and a BJ?
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I'm a lawyer, I negotiate!
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It's what I do!
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- It's also tacky.
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Oh, I hope they don't get a stripper.
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I just wanna sit by the pool and relax.
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And miss you.
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Do I really have to go do this whole
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bachelorette party thing?
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- Yes, my sister's gone
all out, you have to go.
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Which is why I told 'em where to find you.
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- You're not even dressed yet!
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What is this?
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Party time!
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- Check-in is at 3 and I
want maximum pool time,
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but you, just, stop
molesting my bro, okay?
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- Okay, coming!
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- Happy birthday, Cam!
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- I'll see you later.
- Okay!
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Hi, this is Rachel Worth,
I'm one of the women
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staying at your vacation
rental, there's a problem
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that I really need to talk to you about,
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so if you get this message,
please call me back.
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Here, at the house.
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Um, thank you.
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Okay, call me back. Okay, bye.
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- This is the entertainment area.
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Fire pit over there.
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- Trampoline, we get to use that, right?
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- Yeah, yeah!
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You got a famous trampoline,
if that trampoline could talk.
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The jacuzzi and the pool's temperature
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you can adjust inside.
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- Daphne pees in the pool,
just to let you know,
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is that gonna be a problem?
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- I do not!
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- Is there a pool boy?
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- There is a pool boy.
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- Is he hot?
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- He is really good-looking.
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- Women only?
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- The beach is a quarter mile that way,
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and the bar's fully stocked
with all the best liquor.
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I myself don't drink, but
I hear it's really good.
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- This is a great porn house.
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- Oh, you've shot here?
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- Anyway, that's about it,
so if you need anything else,
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call me on this number.
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- Thank you so much.
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- I'm gonna get out of your hair now.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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- Now, exactly what might that be?
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- Oh my God, I love her.
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- Congratulations on your nuptials.
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- Thank you so much.
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- Enjoy, ladies!
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- Cheers, to Rachel's marriage to Cam!
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- Woo, good times!
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- Good times.
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- Rachel! Kim, Daphne, come here!
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- What the fuck is it
with her and trampolines?
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- Tramps love tramps, honey.
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- That's good.
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- Right?
- Yeah, score.
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- Thank you.
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- So, are you nervous?
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- About tomorrow?
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No, are you kiddin', I love that man.
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- I still don't understand
why, of all the women in
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the world, he chose me
to settle down with.
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Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
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- That was so much fun.
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- Jesus.
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- Well...
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I, for one, will never allow
myself to get tied down.
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- We all know you're
the one that loves to do
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the tying down, sweetie.
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I've seen your collection
of whips and ball gags.
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- Bunnies and rabbits, and
stripper heels, and tutus.
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- Tutus?
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It's not like I was in
a rush to get married,
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but when I met Cam, I just knew.
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- I'm sorry.
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I'll get something for that.
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- Is she gonna be okay?
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- Yeah, she'll be fine.
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It's ancient history.
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- Daphne?
- Yeah?
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- Daphne, come on, honey, wake up!
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- Where's my hat?
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- You must've fallen asleep out here.
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Daphne, come on, honey, wake up!
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- What, Rachel?
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- Daphne, what happened last night?
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I remember having drinks by the pool,
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and then everything after
that is a complete blank.
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- Well, we had a pretty good
time, that's what happened!
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- Do you know where Sharon and Kim are?
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- They're not in their rooms?
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- No.
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Okay, um, I need you to get
up and come with me, okay?
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Daphne, Daphne! Daphne!
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- Okay, I'm coming, okay, I'm coming.
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- Come on, I have to show you something.
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- Oh Jesus, what is he doing here?
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- Who is he?
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- The stripper.
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Don't you remember?
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I think he's dead.
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- Yes!
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- Uh...
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What did you do?
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Did you two--
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- No!
- Rachel.
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- I don't think so.
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- Gosh, oh boy, this is bad.
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- Look at the mark on his neck.
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It looks like he was strangled.
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- Strangled?
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Somebody came in here and killed him?
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- So you remember him
showing up last night?
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- Of course I remember him.
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He was a surprise, but you were already
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pretty wasted by then.
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- Hey, where are you going so fast?
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Come on!
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What's with the outfit?
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I thought you were coming
dressed as a policeman.
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- Yeah, the girls at the
last party got a little
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too excited, and by too excited I meant
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they ripped my uniform
'cause they couldn't
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wait to suck my dick, but, uh,
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I had to improvise.
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- I wonder kinda damage we're
gonna do to this uniform.
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- Yeah, we should get started, I'm hourly.
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- I like the suspenders.
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- Yeah, they're stretchy.
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- Hey, girls!
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You smell somethin' burnin'?
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- The party's over here baby!
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- Who's that?
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Who is that?
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- Who is this?
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- There's a
spot for you right here!
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It's on the rocks!
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- I don't have to.
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- Oh girls,
take my clothes off,
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loosen up my buttons, baby!
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- That's what I'm talking about.
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- Oh, there
goes the suspenders!
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What's under here, I don't know,
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it might be a dick, oh,
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it's a dick, behind door one!
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- Oh my...
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It's a teabag robot!
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From the future, oh,
I'm from the future to
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teabag the bachelorette!
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It's the teabag robot!
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Bite it!
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- Okay, okay, okay!
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The fire is out, the fire is out!
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- I can't recall any of it!
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What happened after we finished?
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- I thought he left.
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After the fight with Sharon...
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- All right,
Rachel, come on now, honey.
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It's time for bed, you can do it.
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- Have you seen my hat? It's a rental.
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- No, but I see a really hot ass I'd
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love to be my patient.
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Hey, you ever done it on a trampoline?
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It's really awesome.
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- No thanks, I'm not into cougars.
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- Well, what good are you, too?
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- Yeah, but from here,
looks like it's time to
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learn the word botox.
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- You're a fucking asshole!
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- One dance.
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- I like a dance.
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- Come on, get up here,
get that hot ass up here.
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You're a saucy one!
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Yeah!
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Let me see that ass, let
me see that cute ass.
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Yeah, oh, grind on it.
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You feel that?
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Wakin' the monster, I wanna
have your mixed race baby.
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- Shit!
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I'd watch out for Sharon,
she caught her last
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boyfriend cheating, took
a crowbar to his head.
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He's just now starting
to remember his name.
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- If the dude's got no
memory of datin' that bitch,
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he's a lucky man.
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- I'm gonna fucking kill you!
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- You don't think Sharon...
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- We all know what she's capable of,
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remember what she did to poor Jason?
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- Hey hey hey, back with
the coffee and scones,
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hangover cures for all.
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Is that who I think it is?
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- He's dead, Kim.
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- What?
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How?
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- We don't know.
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- Well, did you call the police?
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- No.
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Not yet.
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- Well why, we have to
call them right now!
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- No, wait, let's just take a beat.
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What if they arrest us?
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- Nobody's gonna get arrested!
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I mean, look at him!
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He probably pumped himself
full of so many steroids,
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his heart finally gave out!
263
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,859
- I don't think this is drug related.
264
00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:56,026
Whoever killed him could've used this.
265
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,351
- Jesus Christ.
266
00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:02,039
I mean, how did he get here?
267
00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:03,219
- I don't know!
268
00:17:03,219 --> 00:17:06,959
- She can't remember if she
had sex with him or not.
269
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,421
- You had sex with this slimebag?
270
00:17:09,421 --> 00:17:10,588
- No, no, I...
271
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:14,091
Would you stop saying that?
272
00:17:14,091 --> 00:17:16,249
- I can't believe this, we
really have to call the police.
273
00:17:16,249 --> 00:17:18,375
- Please just wait!
274
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,481
Just give me a second to think!
275
00:17:20,481 --> 00:17:23,029
Oh God, it's my wedding
day, what if Cam finds out?
276
00:17:23,029 --> 00:17:24,539
- It's not a question of if he finds out,
277
00:17:24,539 --> 00:17:26,681
darling, he's going to find out.
278
00:17:26,681 --> 00:17:28,514
- Whose phone is this?
279
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,470
- Mine, I've been looking
for it everywhere.
280
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:33,903
What?
281
00:17:36,649 --> 00:17:37,482
Oh God!
282
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:40,983
- Yep. You fucked him.
283
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:46,689
What the fuck?
284
00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:10,667
Where the hell is the coffee maker?
285
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:14,547
I feel like I'm doing that
show Stomp inside my head.
286
00:18:14,547 --> 00:18:15,714
- Hey! Sharon!
287
00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:18,227
Did you do it?
288
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,060
- Do what?
289
00:18:22,819 --> 00:18:24,069
- The stripper!
290
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:28,020
- No, I didn't do him.
291
00:18:29,187 --> 00:18:30,647
Not for lack of trying.
292
00:18:30,647 --> 00:18:31,980
- Hey, hey, hey.
293
00:18:32,982 --> 00:18:34,399
Did you kill him?
294
00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:39,447
Yeah, he's here.
295
00:18:39,447 --> 00:18:41,655
He's pretty stiff, and I'm not talkin'
296
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:42,671
about his cock, either.
297
00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:43,504
- What?
298
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,025
You think I did this?
299
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:50,875
- Given your history, is it any surprise
300
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,105
our minds went there?
301
00:18:52,105 --> 00:18:54,377
- Daphne heard you threaten
to kill him last night.
302
00:18:54,377 --> 00:18:56,326
- I wasn't serious!
303
00:18:56,326 --> 00:18:58,425
Jesus, guys, how could you think that I
304
00:18:58,425 --> 00:18:59,846
would do something like this?
305
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:02,565
- Somebody strangled him
and put him in Rachel's bed.
306
00:19:02,565 --> 00:19:05,166
- And you are the only one
that had a problem with him.
307
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,846
- So you found him here?
308
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,179
In Rachel's bed?
309
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:19,246
And obviously Rachel was the
last one to see him alive.
310
00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:22,715
- I don't remember having sex with him and
311
00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:24,591
maybe I don't remember
killing him, either.
312
00:19:24,591 --> 00:19:28,481
- That's ridiculous, you
couldn't hurt anyone.
313
00:19:28,481 --> 00:19:29,642
- But I could?
314
00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:32,642
My own BFFs, thanks for the support!
315
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:36,138
What about Daphne?
316
00:19:36,138 --> 00:19:37,378
- Me?
317
00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:38,959
- We all know that you're
still in love with Cam,
318
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,268
ever since you two
hooked up at Burning Man!
319
00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:43,858
I bet you would just love
to spoil Rachel's big day!
320
00:19:43,858 --> 00:19:47,117
- By killing some innocent guy, get real!
321
00:19:47,117 --> 00:19:49,498
- Daphne and I worked that out ages ago,
322
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:51,567
which is why she's one of my bridesmaids,
323
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,429
the past is the past.
324
00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:55,818
- Okay, we really should call the cops.
325
00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:57,589
The longer that we wait,
the worse that this is
326
00:19:57,589 --> 00:19:58,947
gonna look for us!
327
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:02,682
I mean, they can determine
the time of death!
328
00:20:02,682 --> 00:20:05,549
They're gonna wonder
why did we wait so long!
329
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:08,069
- I think we should get rid of the body!
330
00:20:08,069 --> 00:20:09,189
- Of course you do.
331
00:20:09,189 --> 00:20:11,327
- We could put it behind some bushes at
332
00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:15,267
a deserted park, or in
a dumpster in an alley.
333
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:18,032
We'll just say that he came,
he did his thing, and he left.
334
00:20:18,032 --> 00:20:19,527
He could've been killed on his way
335
00:20:19,527 --> 00:20:21,039
home by a mugger or something.
336
00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:22,956
- No, we'll get caught.
337
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,178
Do you not watch CSI?
338
00:20:26,178 --> 00:20:27,928
- Which one?
339
00:20:29,407 --> 00:20:31,207
- Look, people that do stupid things,
340
00:20:31,207 --> 00:20:32,218
they always get caught.
341
00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:36,199
- So first I was a killer,
and now I'm stupid?
342
00:20:36,199 --> 00:20:38,187
- Okay, it's my wedding day!
343
00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:39,349
I don't wanna go to jail!
344
00:20:39,349 --> 00:20:40,787
- Maybe we should consider it.
345
00:20:40,787 --> 00:20:42,947
- You are all not thinking clearly.
346
00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,399
- Hello?
347
00:20:46,399 --> 00:20:47,232
- The owner.
348
00:20:47,232 --> 00:20:48,427
- Is anyone home?
349
00:20:48,427 --> 00:20:49,439
- She's coming in.
350
00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:50,490
- Stall her!
351
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:51,323
We'll hide the body.
352
00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:52,678
- Ladies, are you in there?
353
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:53,511
- Grab him in front!
354
00:20:53,511 --> 00:20:54,677
- God, I'm not touching him.
355
00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:57,594
- Is everything all right in there?
356
00:20:58,677 --> 00:20:59,758
- Oh, yeah!
357
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,219
We're just helping Rachel get ready.
358
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,389
You know how hard it is to squeeze
359
00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:05,103
a porker into her wedding dress.
360
00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:06,810
She's a stress eater, she put on a few
361
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,158
pounds in the last couple of days,
362
00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:10,018
but anyways, we couldn't get the garbage
363
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,839
disposal to work, but we fixed it!
364
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,879
- What, what? Come on, what?
365
00:21:14,879 --> 00:21:16,919
- I'm sorry, he
has a boner or something!
366
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:18,598
- So everything is fine,
so I'm so sorry that
367
00:21:18,598 --> 00:21:20,408
you came over here all
the way for nothing.
368
00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:21,241
- Is Rachel inside?
369
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:22,321
- A boner?
370
00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:23,738
Oh, are you okay?
371
00:21:25,907 --> 00:21:28,246
Let's cover things up.
372
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,526
- My veil.
373
00:21:29,526 --> 00:21:30,776
- Yes, but I...
374
00:21:33,562 --> 00:21:37,312
- I hope he doesn't see
someone he shouldn't.
375
00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:47,806
- Cam! What are you doing here?
376
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,186
- You sounded worried earlier, I wanted to
377
00:21:49,186 --> 00:21:51,866
make sure you weren't
having pre-wedding jitters.
378
00:21:51,866 --> 00:21:56,546
Took me six shots of espresso
to sober up before I got...
379
00:21:56,546 --> 00:21:57,438
I'm gonna throw up.
380
00:21:57,438 --> 00:21:58,271
- No!
381
00:22:06,397 --> 00:22:09,008
- What the fuck is that?
382
00:22:09,008 --> 00:22:09,841
- I know.
383
00:22:11,387 --> 00:22:12,220
I know.
384
00:22:18,596 --> 00:22:21,263
We have to postpone the wedding.
385
00:22:24,638 --> 00:22:25,471
- No.
386
00:22:26,358 --> 00:22:28,256
- Cam, we have no choice.
387
00:22:28,256 --> 00:22:31,923
- We're doing it, just
as we planned, today.
388
00:22:33,402 --> 00:22:34,235
- Why?
389
00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:36,796
- Because I have to be
married by the time I'm 30!
390
00:22:36,796 --> 00:22:38,796
- Sweetie, no you don't.
391
00:22:40,866 --> 00:22:43,516
- When my grandmother died,
she left me a 10 million
392
00:22:43,516 --> 00:22:46,796
dollar trust fund, but there was a catch.
393
00:22:46,796 --> 00:22:48,466
She stipulated that I
have to be married by
394
00:22:48,466 --> 00:22:52,105
my 30th birthday, or
I don't get the money.
395
00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:54,234
- Why would she do something like that?
396
00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:55,754
- Gram was around long enough to see me
397
00:22:55,754 --> 00:22:57,921
go through my wild period.
398
00:22:59,384 --> 00:23:02,164
Let's just say she didn't exactly approve.
399
00:23:02,164 --> 00:23:04,815
She wanted me to settle down,
make something of myself,
400
00:23:04,815 --> 00:23:07,898
which I did, just after she was gone.
401
00:23:09,506 --> 00:23:10,764
But there's still that clause in the will
402
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,596
that I need to adhere to.
403
00:23:12,596 --> 00:23:13,584
- Why didn't you tell me?
404
00:23:13,584 --> 00:23:15,836
- I was going to, I just...
405
00:23:15,836 --> 00:23:17,055
I didn't want you to think that I was
406
00:23:17,055 --> 00:23:21,222
marrying you just so I could
get my hands on the money.
407
00:23:22,324 --> 00:23:25,991
I'm marrying you because
I love you, Rachel.
408
00:23:27,476 --> 00:23:29,015
- Okay, that's really
sweet, but what I want to
409
00:23:29,015 --> 00:23:33,182
know is what happens to the
money if you don't get married?
410
00:23:38,676 --> 00:23:39,509
- Kim...
411
00:23:43,426 --> 00:23:45,784
- Oh my God, it was you.
412
00:23:45,784 --> 00:23:47,701
You hired the stripper.
413
00:23:48,813 --> 00:23:51,235
And you made my first drink.
414
00:23:51,235 --> 00:23:54,783
You spiked it, which is
why I was so out of it,
415
00:23:54,783 --> 00:23:57,323
and can't remember anything!
416
00:23:57,323 --> 00:24:00,490
And someone would've had to record it.
417
00:24:01,584 --> 00:24:04,813
You actually made moans
to make it look like
418
00:24:04,813 --> 00:24:07,403
it was actually happening,
like I was awake
419
00:24:07,403 --> 00:24:09,320
and I was enjoying it?!
420
00:24:10,213 --> 00:24:13,264
And you were gonna email it to Cam.
421
00:24:13,264 --> 00:24:15,864
So he'd call off the wedding.
422
00:24:15,864 --> 00:24:19,947
And you would be next in
line for the trust fund.
423
00:24:21,523 --> 00:24:22,356
- Kim.
424
00:24:24,955 --> 00:24:26,963
Did you really murder this poor guy?
425
00:24:26,963 --> 00:24:28,595
- Poor guy.
426
00:24:28,595 --> 00:24:30,573
Poor guy, oh come on, Cam, get off your
427
00:24:30,573 --> 00:24:32,835
high fucking horse, poor guy,
428
00:24:32,835 --> 00:24:35,585
he was just some sleazy stripper.
429
00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:39,184
Anyways, it was his own fault.
430
00:24:39,184 --> 00:24:42,488
No one was supposed to get hurt.
431
00:24:42,488 --> 00:24:44,323
But the bastard got greedy.
432
00:24:44,323 --> 00:24:45,293
That was shit.
433
00:24:45,293 --> 00:24:46,942
- This is grade-A cock right here.
434
00:24:46,942 --> 00:24:49,144
I'm a fuckin' pro, baby.
435
00:24:49,144 --> 00:24:52,523
- He demanded half of the money.
436
00:24:52,523 --> 00:24:56,493
Threatened to expose me to you and Rachel.
437
00:24:56,493 --> 00:24:58,315
Five million dollars,
and then that was it.
438
00:24:58,315 --> 00:24:59,664
- I think I deserve a
little tip on top of that.
439
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,703
- I don't think you do at all.
440
00:25:00,703 --> 00:25:01,943
- Sometimes it's nice to
tip a nice performance.
441
00:25:01,943 --> 00:25:03,003
- We're talkin' five million dollars here.
442
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:05,233
- I'm talkin' one million
dollars more on top of that.
443
00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:08,504
- So I just agreed to shut him up.
444
00:25:08,504 --> 00:25:10,663
But come on, I wasn't just gonna
445
00:25:10,663 --> 00:25:12,773
hand over five million dollars to some
446
00:25:12,773 --> 00:25:15,822
lameass cock jock fireman, so I made him
447
00:25:15,822 --> 00:25:19,572
the same special cocktail
that I made Rachel.
448
00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:23,980
And I kept him busy until it took effect.
449
00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:30,883
- Fuck yeah!
450
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,153
- And I could handle this
451
00:25:56,153 --> 00:25:58,236
problem once and for all.
452
00:25:59,884 --> 00:26:03,273
But it turned out to be a much better plan
453
00:26:03,273 --> 00:26:05,633
than I anticipated.
454
00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:08,103
Because cheating is one thing.
455
00:26:08,103 --> 00:26:10,532
But accidentally killing
a trick during a sex
456
00:26:10,532 --> 00:26:14,972
game gone wrong the night
before your wedding, well...
457
00:26:14,972 --> 00:26:17,305
There's just no way that Cam
458
00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:20,764
was ever gonna say I do.
459
00:26:20,764 --> 00:26:21,713
Not to her.
460
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:24,793
- No wonder you wanted to call the cops!
461
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,852
You knew it looked bad for me.
462
00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,935
- I did what I had to do.
463
00:26:30,013 --> 00:26:33,846
I mean, we're talking
10 million dollars here.
464
00:26:35,084 --> 00:26:36,251
It's not fair.
465
00:26:37,265 --> 00:26:39,174
Okay, I was the good girl.
466
00:26:39,174 --> 00:26:42,489
I went to Nana's house every Sunday.
467
00:26:42,489 --> 00:26:46,013
I remembered her birthdays, he didn't.
468
00:26:46,013 --> 00:26:50,064
I was the one that got straight
A's, I was the good girl.
469
00:26:50,064 --> 00:26:52,814
But the bitch left it all to him.
470
00:26:53,864 --> 00:26:55,864
Thought he could change.
471
00:26:57,025 --> 00:27:01,065
But it wasn't the money
that changed him, Rachel.
472
00:27:01,065 --> 00:27:01,982
It was you.
473
00:27:04,004 --> 00:27:06,825
- Your little Fredericks
of Hollywood number,
474
00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:08,695
is it pre-shrunk?
475
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:09,528
- No.
476
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,634
- Worst maid of honor ever!
477
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:31,375
- So I guess I won't
be giving you my toast.
478
00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,945
- Kim, this is serious.
479
00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:35,167
You killed someone.
480
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:36,000
- I know.
481
00:27:37,215 --> 00:27:40,385
But I also know what
kind of man you are, Cam.
482
00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:42,396
And you'll spend most of
that 10 million dollars
483
00:27:42,396 --> 00:27:46,229
on the best doctors and
lawyers to get me off.
484
00:27:48,475 --> 00:27:50,058
I'll see you again.
485
00:27:51,308 --> 00:27:52,141
Soon.
486
00:27:54,628 --> 00:27:57,545
Oh, and will you save me some cake?
487
00:27:58,407 --> 00:28:01,876
You know how I love baking some cake.
488
00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:04,047
- I'll come visit you, okay,
489
00:28:04,047 --> 00:28:05,807
and I'll get you the cake.
490
00:28:05,807 --> 00:28:06,640
- No, no.
491
00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:32,304
- It's been said it's bad luck for a bride
492
00:28:32,304 --> 00:28:35,384
and groom to see each
other before the wedding.
493
00:28:35,384 --> 00:28:37,044
Although, after the day they've had,
494
00:28:37,044 --> 00:28:39,364
I don't blame Rachel or Cam for throwing
495
00:28:39,364 --> 00:28:41,435
caution to the wind.
496
00:28:41,435 --> 00:28:45,355
As for lessons learned, it's
an age old question for woman:
497
00:28:45,355 --> 00:28:48,272
Do you marry for love or for money?
498
00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:53,496
Lucky, though, for Rachel Worth,
499
00:28:53,496 --> 00:28:55,984
today she doesn't have to choose.
500
00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:56,817
Mahalo!
501
00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:02,075
♫ You said you want to marry me
502
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:06,120
♫ It's dark in here, I
cannot find the light
503
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,364
♫ You said why don't we go outside
504
00:29:09,364 --> 00:29:13,885
♫ We can wander round,
we can stay up all night
505
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,824
♫ I know I have to come along
506
00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:18,835
♫ If I want to find it
507
00:29:18,835 --> 00:29:22,502
♫ If I want to make it real
508
00:29:23,945 --> 00:29:27,216
♫ Oh, I might like that
509
00:29:27,216 --> 00:29:31,644
♫ Everything has lost its impact
510
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:34,656
♫ Oh, I might like that
511
00:29:34,656 --> 00:29:39,045
♫ Everything has lost its impact
512
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:42,754
♫ Oh, I might like that
513
00:29:42,754 --> 00:29:47,342
♫ Everything has lost,
it gets away from me ♫
514
00:29:51,532 --> 00:29:55,301
Kill, Ubu, kill!
515
00:29:55,301 --> 00:29:56,134
Good fish.
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