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With financial support from the Russian Federation Ministry of Culture

New People film company

Presents...

- Do you know what happened? - A teenager got hit, it's pretty horrific!

Was it fatal?

Don't look! Just don't look!

Turn away! Don't look!

The school's this way, we can't go around.

I told you not to look! No one needs to see that!

Mom, the hand's totally black! It's black!

Just count the carriages.

Corrections Class

To all our new students, we wish you all the best!

- Hey mate, can they get through please! - Excuse me, can we come past?

Sorry, can we get through please. Thank you.

- Guys, where's year 11, the CEC? - 11's somewhere over there.

The CEC? We're not sure to be honest, sorry.

Your attention to the flag!

Always stop when they raise the flag.

- Where you going? - Where's year 11, the CEC?

The Compensatory Education Class? They're already inside, they don't queue up.

- That way! - So we don't need to queue?

That's what they were saying earlier!

What are you doing! You're getting in everyone's way! Come on, quickly, follow me.

Corrections class went inside ages ago.

- Why are you late? - Well Ma'am, we have a good reason,

we got stuck at the level crossing, there was...

Next you'll be telling me you got stuck in the lift too!

- We don't have a lift. - Listen carefully, I do not do jokes!

You need to appreciate that the correctional education system is a specialised programme,

one which was designed to help. And if you're late,

or absent, then it won't help you! It's vital that you recognise that.

Now, as I said before and will say again,

the year 11 CEC is going to be very difficult for Lena, it's a specialist class.

Hmm, we'll get you a ramp made, I can promise you that,

but you should understand that wheelchair users, of course, can't...

Oh don't worry about that! She isn't paralysed or anything.

She can climb up a bit at a time. Come on, stand up!

Come on, come on! Hup!

She, that's it, she can climb up by herself, it might take a while, she's not too bad.

- Can you hurry up! - Yes, of course.

You're extremely late for class already!

Corrections class has its own section, keep that in mind too.

It's got its own schedule, its own corridor, its own everything.

That's the bathroom, here's the exam room.

I'll tell you now about the committee, before we go in, there'll be 10 people,

and their inquiry is most important, so don't forget it.

We won't. Here you are Mrs Kuznetsova, happy Knowledge Day to you.

- Oh, thank you very much. Well, shall we! - I can do it Mum!

- Good morning everybody! - Everyone stand!

- Good morning! - Good morning.

- Misha! - Happy Knowledge Day everyone!

- Thank you. - Sit please.

I want to start by briefly...

By introducing Lena Chekhova to you. She's going to be studying with you.

So we welcome her, yes?

This is her mother, Svetlana Chekhova

Could you wait in the corridor please.

Now, I want to tell you a bit more about the committee, to remind you...

Well, it has 10 members, if we recall.

It will be a medical-pedagogical committee, a very important event for each of you.

Please remember that this is, perhaps, the only...

Misha, could you find Lena a seat somewhere please.

Misha, there's a desk here she can sit at. Thanks.

The only opportunity this year to get into a normal class.

Also, please note, that even if you pass on your health,

but not on your level of study, then, unfortunately, you will have to remain in corrections class.

So you need to keep that in mind.

- Right Mr Dubin? - Yeah yeah yeah.

Then what did I just say?

Well, um, the committee... The medical-infection committee will-

Enough Mr Dubin. Sit down, you're holding everyone up!

So then... take that chair down please!

- Anton, stop it! What are you doing? - Did I put that there or something?

- You did. - Stop it everyone!

- Everything okay for you? - Just a bit closer.

Thanks

- Is everyone here today? - Vicky, who's not here today?

- Bespalov's away today. - No Mr Bespalov, as always.

Well then, we'll have to call and find out why he's not here.

And remind him about the inquiry, because he's due to go next!

- Half the class have gone through it already. - Already? Excellent, keep it up.

Well then everyone, I'll leave you here. Keep on studying!

Remember that we have to study if we want to get good grades.

Vicky, get them off me, please!

Oi, kids, come on. Get out of here, quickly! Run!

- You're even going to carry me? Thanks mum! - Hey Misha, no farting eh!

Please... that hurts!

- Is this your first time at a school? - Me? No, it isn't.

I went to primary school until 3rd year,

but then I got sick and getting to school became too hard for me.

Stupid myopathy! So what have you got?

In principle, there's nothing wrong with us. Dmitri got porosis from some prenatal traumas.

And I get a bit tired, stressed out and tired sometimes.

Dmitri's got a speech impediment too, his speech is pretty slurred, but it's fixable.

Hey Vicky, who's that? Was his name Anton or something?

Yeah, that's Anton. And this, by the way, is my brother.

- You don't look very similar. - You what, we are!

- Anton, we're alike aren't we? - Nope, not really.

- Our eyes are similar, see? - No they're not Misha.

Misha, let's go to the tracks.

- Why are you saying that in front of her? - Huh?

- I said, why are you saying that in front of her? - What? Why's it matter?

- She won't go anywhere anyway. - No, she's coming.

- She's coming where? - I'm the one who says if she can come with us.

Wait, but we agreed that-

I'll take her to the tracks alone!

- Mmm, tasty, I love Chupa Chups. - No, I won't be a Chupa Chup!

You're such a moron! Now you'll get it on the forehead!

Hey, come on, fight with me!

Is there a way we could celebrate our first day at school somehow?

- Well, I'm down for whatever. - Except we have zero money guys.

True, not a single rouble.

- We could always earn some. - How?

- I did it once, but it was a bit... awkward. - I bet!

- It's nothing like that! - No need to get upset Lena.

I mean it, it's not like that, I'll tell you on the way.

We just need to go somewhere where there's a lot of people walking around...

- Ro-sham-bo - No one's.

No win, go again! Ro-sham-bo!

- G-g-go again! That wasn't fair! - Not fair Misha! - Stop covering for your brother!

Okay, playing fair yeah!

Come on!

Roshambo! Roshambo! Roshambo! Roshambo!

- So what, did I lose then? - Yeah you lost.

Basically, I'm pushing you today, then, tomorrow it's you and the day after, you.

- Misha, maybe I want Anton to push me. - What are you talking about!

Well, suddenly I don't want you to escort me,

I suddenly want Anton or Dmitri to push me.

- We're slaves. - And what about me?

- Am I a slave too? - No.

- So what am I? - The Queen.

Excuse me, but could you spare a few kopeks for the disabled girl please.

- Please, could you give a few kopeks for this poor orphan. - Please!

Make sure you look after your legs. Thank you, God bless you!

We're collecting for an operation, but they've only given us gingerbread.

Oh thank you! Thank you very much!

- Ma'am, could you give a few kopeks for this orphan? - Hold on, let me get you something.

- Just a little, don't need much. - Thank you so much!

- Honestly, just a little. - Just a little?

Thank you very much! Thank you ma'am, thank you.

I'll catch it!

- Lena, on your legs! - Are these my new leg implants or something?

- Yep! - C'mon! Close! Close, close, close!

Close it, or I won't be able to get on target. Close it!

- Come on, tip them out! - Have we got everything or not?

- Everything, yeah? - What's wrong?

- 'Cause you're not allowed it? - Misha, put it back please.

Are you okay? Misha! Are you okay? Out the way!

Get up Misha! You don't have enough money for that!

- Disabled person, can we pass please. - Can't you see the queue?

Yeah, but we have a disabled person with us, so we get special treatment...

- I've gotta get to work! - I know, excuse us.

- Hold on, we don't have the money for that! - Then put it back please!

He doesn't have the money!

A man can always find money for booze.

Actually this is sorta like cognac!

- Don't you want some? - Guys, these are fucking awesome, so good!

- Vicky! - You'll make yourself ill...

If Grandma finds out, she'll go mental at you.

Why are you so messy?

This is the life, this I understand!

Hey, you're gonna get food in there!

Misha, please, we don't need bits of crisps in the juice!

Come on, please, you don't need to do that! Why are you doing that?

- He stuffed his mouth, then drank from our juice carton. - Plus he probably backwashed into it too!

What's the big deal? Who cares? Am I contagious or something?

- Well, I'm not gonna drink that now. - I didn't spit, damn it...

- Misha, leave the juice alone. - Yeah, leave it, I'm really thirsty.

- Misha, leave it! - I'll drink it normally, then pass it over.

Are you kidding? We don't have any water! Just leave it!

I'll bring it over after I've finished. I don't want to sit with you arseholes.

So why are you taking our juice? That's for everyone!

- Lena, drop it! - But why does he-

- Because he always acts like that. - So what's wrong with him then?

He's got meningitis, had it since he was a kid

and it's given him heightened excitability.

Misha! You moron, Misha!

Shh Lena, please! Lyudmila's calling, guys!

Hello? Hello Lyudmila.

Yes Lyudmila.

Is the poison not working then? In the crisps, the sweeties...

Very funny... Oh look, there's still some left...

You will pass on our condolences, yes?

Mine and Dmitri's, okay?

Goodbye Lyudmila. Hey, be careful!

- What's happened Vicky? - Wanna hear something funny?

- What? - Bespalov's bit it! You hear?

- How? - He's only gone and got himself killed.

- Went on the level-crossing and bit it. - Y'mean he went under a train?

- Who's this Bespalov? - One of our classmates.

- He got run over? - Yep.

- You hear that Bespalov's dead? - No way!

Wait, what were they saying about him?

Guys, cops! Cops!

Run! Run!

Come on, quick! Quick!

Thanks very much, I was...

- ... thank you. - Don't mention it!

I saw it, there was so much blood, it made the air smell like iron.

This heavy metallic smell.

Some woman said that a teenager had been run over by a train.

- Oh! Hold on, we've gone past it. - This is it? - Yeah.

This is my place.

You don't even have those things here?

- What, ramps? - Yeah, ramps.

This place doesn't even have a lift.

Listen, tell me if this is more comfortable for you.

- Lean against me! - Okay.

Not too heavy for you?

- Hello. - Hello.

- No, not heavy, not at all. - Mum, hi! - Hi.

- This is one of my classmates. - You okay, or d'ya need help?

I'm okay.

- See, I've got such strong classmates. - Aha. Carefully!

- Well, I better head off. - Thanks.

- See ya tomorrow! - Bye! See ya tomorrow!

We're making broad sweeps, working those shoulder joints.

Now we wave! One, two, three! One, two, three! One, two!

One, two!

Is that something new? Misha, show us what you're working on.

That's wonderful! Now look, make sure you stretch out these joints here.

Stretch out the shoulder joints, and work the knees. Let's go again!

Once more! Let's stretch!

Do you always have gymnastics like that?

- Every day? - You like it?

- Not really, was kinda funny though. - Damn, guys, can we not go this way.

Those stupid bitchwhores are there again.

- Okay, we'll go around. - Dmitiri! Pass it!

- Heads up! - Mega pass!

You got a newbie turn up did you? Where d'ya get your wheels from?

- None of your business, shut up! - Don't your legs work?

Shut the fuck up fatty! Let's get a photo!

- What you say? - Shut it!

I bet your carriage is turning into a pumpkin!

- Let's smile for the camera! - Why are you of all people interested?

Hold on! You're such a pain, move! Let me take a picture of her!

What do you care? You don't need to take her picture!

- Let's get out of here! - You talk to me!

- Hey, I wanna talk to you! - Talk to me!

- Shut up bosseyes! - I said you talk to me!

- Are you pissing yourself or something? - Who's pissing themselves?

- I'm standing right here! - Let's go, don't talk to her, okay.

You want a Chupa Chup? Let's go! Go to hell! Understand?

Hey retard, keep your shit to yourself!

- Let's get out of here! - Hey, let her scream! Stop shouting!

Can you tell me where we're going already?

Nope. It's a secret.

- Tell me the secret! - Nope, I can't tell. You need to shut your eyes.

- You're peeking! - Am not.

- Promise? - Promise.

- Well, okay. - I'm not even cheating a bit.

You have a gap in your fingers! I just saw you peeking.

- Where do I have a gap? - No, I'll close it.

Move your hands. Like this.

So can I open my eyes now? Come on, please!

- Nope, just wait a bit longer. - But my arms are already tired!

All will be revealed, maybe.

- There's a surprise? - Yep. Okay, open.

- What's the surprise? - You'll see.

- What are they doing here? - You'll see.

- Why didn't they invite us? - Well, we came ourselves.

- This is the surprise... - Yep. - ... the guys?

- Hi guys! - How come you two are here?

- I saw some Germans! - Fascists! Fascists!

- What's going on? - You'll see.

- You positive it was them? - Guys, he's even started speaking better!

And then I saw the train!

When does the next train come?

Calm down, calm! Who's going next?

- Hey Olya, what're they up to here? - Fascists, he saw them.

- C'mon Anton, come on! - Anton, where you going?

- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Lie down! - Ant! Lie down! Anton! - Are you a moron or something?

Anton, what's wrong with you! Someone pull him back from there!

Guys! Why won't anyone do something?

Anton! Anton!

Lena, you listening? I saw it, me and you are gonna be together!

- It'll all be great for us! - Cops!

Wait, hold okay... Okay, now.

Well, come on, what d'ya think, we could take it and lay it down.

- The wheelchair, d'ya think? - Of course, anything else?

Something's falling off already...

- Now what? - Like this, watch.

Lena, it'll all be okay.

Maybe we could unscrew the wheel and shove it in? Then they can fix it themselves at home.

- And how d'you think she's gonna do that? - That's not our problem is it.

- Could you sort it out at home? - Not really.

- Well, can she? - No, she just said she couldn't.

Well then.

- Lena, shall we go? - Please, I wanna go back by myself.

Anton, where are you going?

Well, are you gonna help! Oh, it fell.

We still need to get ready: the bus is coming to take us to the cemetery.

Hurry, let's get to class. So, what's going on here?

A tragedy has occurred in our class, one of our classmates has been killed.

Everyone stand. Stand!

Sit down!

Mrs Kuznetsova, I'm just telling the children that

they need to behave themselves at the cemetery,

that they should all stay together there, and that there is no running around either.

Everyone understand? Oh, and you can't look at the graves.

Everyone be respectful!

Olya, don't do that!

Who went to the railway tracks yesterday?

I'm asking you, who went to the railway tracks?

Miss Chekhova?

Were you at the railways tracks yesterday?

Why so quiet? Answer me!

- Stand up Miss Chekhova! - I can't.

You can't? How interesting, it seems to me that you can.

- Stand up! - I'm actually kinda disabled here.

So it's just when you're outside that you can walk! Is that right?

But suddenly in front of the headmistress, then you can't! Stand up!

Don't help her! Sit back down!

- She can't stand without help. - She knows full well how to do it herself.

She managed just fine yesterday.

Just because you've got no one to push you, and apparently, no one to buy you flowers.

I'll donate one to you if you want?

- Shut up, you piece of trash! - What?

- Anton! What on earth are you doing!

- Sit back down in your seat now! - Take your seat.

- You know what Lermontov says about this! - Be quiet!

"I have no horror of the tomb: they say that suffering, in that room,"

"sleeps in cold, everlasting calm. But to stop living ... there's the harm."

"I'm young..." Do you understand?

Or have you forgotten all of this already!

I do remember vividly what happened to Mr Bespalov.

and they've already pushed me in front of committees!

You selfish brat!

- Hello. - Excuse me, but we had something happen,

Our classmate, he passed away and...

Not all of us were allowed to go to his funeral,

so we just wanted to ask if we could sit with you for a while.

Was that the young lad who got hit by the train?

Yes, Bespalov, he was our classmate.

We just want to sit here a bit, can we? - Of course you can.

- Is there anything left to eat? - Hold on, I'll check.

- There's still some porridge left, that okay? - That'd be great. Guys, porridge, yeah?

- Yeah! - How many?

- Five. - Five lots, if we could.

Yeah, over here.

Do you know if his head was cut off, will there be a closed casket?

His head wasn't cut off. He wasn't with us, and we didn't explain it to him.

He was lying across the tracks, not along them.

We didn't take him to the tracks, so he decided he was going to try it himself.

Let's drink to him guys!

To our dear Bespalov, congratulations on your death,

and we wish you happiness, good health and much success in all you do!

Hip-hip hooray! Hip-hip hooray! Hip-hip hooray, hooray, hooray!

Enough! Guys, please! Why are you being like this?

Why're you being like animals?

To a great death, and quite the wake!

- This is true! - As he lived, so he died!

Misha, stop it, please!

You're behaving like some kind of juvenile delinquent!

- A juvenile idiot, because... - What's the difference to you how I act?

Guys, shut up, please, all of you!

You're all behaving like idiots! Complete idiots!

I don't even know if convicts would behave like this!

- So what's it to you? - A guy is dead!

- You look just like a little squirrel now. - We're celebrating!

Guys, I've been stuck learning at home for six years.

If you don't count the cat, I didn't have any friends either,

not until I got a computer.

I really wanted to get into this school, I wanted to come here, and now I'm here.

Misha, I want to learn, I want to pass the exam.

Meeting with the committee is the biggest chance you're gonna get in life, understand?

And if you don't pass it, if we don't pass it,

then we'll be making tiny boxes and switches until the end of our days, do you get that?

Guys, Lena's right.

Because all of you'll have to glue them together, the little boxes and the switches, is that what you want?

Do you like all this? Is the porridge that delicious?

- You're talking shit! - Maybe I am talking shit!

But you're still gonna have eight subjects on your diploma signed Compensatory Education Class.

It's not even a diploma, you know that? They just give you a little certificate.

- You're a fool! - And you couldn't care less, that's why you're leaving.

Lena, I'm sorry. You're probably right.

- So, that's good sniffling? - Yeah, high-five!

- Lena, what do we need to do then? - We need to pass with the committee.

Need to pass with the committee.

I don't know how, but we just need to do that.

- Hi. - Hi Lena.

- Well, we best be off. - Okay, come here.

- Bye. - Bye Anton.

Okay, see ya tomorrow.

- Hey guys, don't forget about tomorrow, okay? - Aha.

Meet up before class, yeah, have a talk.

Listen, I wanted to tell you...

I wanted to apologise,

for frightening you, and just, in general...

I hope you'll forgive me.

I wasn't angry.

I was just...

really worried about you.

Well, we should go, it's cold.

Sorry.

- Who knows what we do first? - Multiplication.

Wrong answer.

- What do we start with Mr Sobolev? - Brackets.

Brackets?

Correct, Mr Sobolev. What's fifteen minus five, who knows?

- Ten. - Well done! Write ten up there.

What do we do next?

What do we do next, who knows?

- Multiply. - We multiply next.

Ten multiplied by two will be?

It'll be twenty.

Miss, why are you giving us such easy examples?

Miss Chekhova, the examples that I'm giving you are the ones from the textbook.

- No, there's different ones in the textbook as well. - And these are from the textbook.

- Please, take a look for yourself! - Then who decides what to give us?

- You, or someone higher up? - I don't decide anything Miss Chekhova.

Now, let's not have this conversation during lesson time, okay?

- We can talk about it later. - But if you don't decide, who does?

Stop holding up your classmates, okay?

But why have you given us these textbooks if you get all your examples from higher-up?

If you want to talk about this, we will do so after the lesson, okay?

Perhaps you should have stayed at home and studied there.

- This is a school, and this is a classroom. - But you are aware that we have to pass the USE?

Get out of the class! Get out of the class!

Either you leave, or I do! Continue your little chat after you've shut the door behind you!

- Excuse me, but why are you kicking her out? - Discuss your problems out there,

- I don't want to have this discussion with you! - But she only said what I also...

Oh, so you think she's right as well? Then you can leave with her!

Get out of my classroom! You're both interfering with my lesson.

Quickly please!

If you're so smart, you should stay at home and study!

Quickly please! Pick up your books and leave!

Since it's so vital for you to show off,

to show everyone how smart you are!

Little Princess! Don't break the door there with your wheelchair!

Does anyone else want to go out with them and take part in their conversation?

Sit! Sit down. Who's next?

What are you both doing here? Don't you have a lesson?

- Yes, but we were sent out. - Sent out? From which lesson?

- From maths. - From maths? Oh wonderful!

And you Miss Chekhova, what have you come to school to study?

- Well, nothing specific. - Nothing specific!

If this happens again, it'll be the school you're expelled from, not just the class!

- Understood? - Yes. - Then remember that!

- What are you smiling about? - Nothing. - Nothing?

Have you forgotten that your committee is coming up?

I doubt there'll be anything good to say regarding you at your committee.

- He'll pass it. - Understood, yes? - We understand.

These teachers are kinda... How come she's so evil?

Maybe she had a son who was killed in Chechnya and it made her evil?

- I'm just joking. - It's not funny.

Yeah I know. Not funny.

Here, I got you a biscuit.

I got this for you as well, it's orangeade.

- It's pretty good, try it. - Yeah?

I don't usually like biscuits and stuff like that.

So what do you like? Tell me.

Well, I like those little bitter sweets.

Y'mean the little sucking sweets?

- I suppose they're not that small. - Like this? - Yeah.

Aren't you just downright perfect.

Why aren't you in class? What are you doing here?

- Well, we... - What're you mumbling? Speak up.

- We were sent out of maths class. - You were, isn't that great.

Now you're walking in corridors that you're not supposed to be walking in.

Why aren't you in your own corridor? Anyway, let's deal with this,

Olga has complained about tracks from your wheelchair being left all over the school.

- Yes yes, here, these marks! - Scuff marks, tracks are like...

- Yes Anton, thank you. - So why've you come to me?

- I saw everything, just so you know. - Here, these marks?

- Of course those there. - Look, I'll show you.

You idiot! What're you doing! Are you nuts or something?

Olga, control yourself! What's wrong with you?

- I just wanted to explain it to you. - They're on three floors!

I understand, we'll deal with them!

These marks are from shoes, not from a wheelchair.

- Mr Sobolev, you've made such a mess. - Sorry.

I wanted to ask you, Miss Chekhova, if you have a second wheelchair?

- An indoor one! What's so funny? - No. I haven't got a second one.

Then your mother will need to make tyre-covers.

What's so funny? Don't laugh at us!

- I'm here by myself. - Exactly. We can't clean up after you!

Now get to class! Tell your teacher that I've authorised your return.

Quickly! Quickly!

- To class! But they're traipsing through the school. - Understood, apologies for the scuff marks!

Olga, get your mop and clean it up!

Of course Olga will clean it up, and who else?

- Who? But you're all we have. - Yes Olga, cleaning all three floors by herself!

Who are they making such wonderful cinema for I ask you.

Who wants to watch films about kids strangling themselves

and then enjoying it? Tell me, who wants that?

Who needs to see films like that? Who watches them?

- Mum? - Yes?

Mum, do you think that if I wasn't sick,

that Dad would've stayed?

I don't know.

God knows whether he'd have stayed or not.

Dmitri, wait up!

Dmitri.

- You alright? - Fine.

Listen, I wanted to ask you something. Can I take Lena today?

N-n-no, t-t-today is my t... t... turn.

Please, I'm asking you as a friend.

No Misha, yours is tomorrow.

- Yes? - H-hello, it's D-D-Dmitri.

- I'm h-h-here... - Are you trying to be funny?

Some genius with nothing better to do, yeah?

- It's D-D-D-mitri, I'm h-h... - Sure, keep playing your games.

- I'm here for Lena! - Huh, you're here for Lena?

- And who are you? - I'm D-D-D-mitri!

- Who? - I... - It's Dmitri from Lena's class.

Right, okay then.

Hey Misha! Misha!

It's s-s-still m-m-my turn!

- Morning. - Hey Misha.

- Hi. - Hi Dmitri.

- Guys! Guys, do we have to watch that! - What are you doing?

- We are actually at school y'know. - I was covering her wheels.

You what? Covering her wheels?

- Yeah, that's what I said. - Have you no shame?

- There are kids in this school. - And whereabouts did you see them here?

- Well, I'm a kid, yes? - And me.

- Lena... - Is this supposed to be me?

Yeah, I'm sorta like you.

Holy crap!

Lena, come to me my girl!

What are you doing sweetheart?

Guys, can you not put your feet on the wheelchair!

- Wipe it down now! - Hey, that's enough!

- Enough messing around. - Stupid retards.

So, we write down the example:

Olya.

Twenty-five, minus,

opening bracket,

ten plus fifteen,

closing bracket,

divided by five.

Okay, now we answer.

- What do we start with? - We start with inside the brackets.

- Correct. - Which is twenty-five.

- Excellent Miss Korovina. - We divide it all by five.

Perfect. Yes, that's right.

Twenty-five minus five gives us twenty.

That's correct Miss Korovina. Well done! You can sit down.

So, who's next at the blackboard?

- Heavens, what's gotten into you all? - We fell in love with maths.

That's lovely to hear!

- Let's move, shall we. - One sec, everyone's passing.

- Just hold on till they've gone. - Okay.

Wait! Can you take me to the bathroom please?

- The bathroom? - Aha.

Well then, bathroom it is.

Bell's gone.

- Here's the bathroom. - Those thresholds are everywhere here. - I see them.

Can you help me?

- Help you how? - Close the door first.

There's no lock.

I've got an assignment for you. You have to come behind me, and in my backpack, get out... my cream.

Stop making me blush! Come on already and get it!

- I know, I have an assignment. - You certainly do.

- So where's the cream? - In the backpack.

Hold on, don't leave yet.

Can you, like, help me out? My legs are so sore,

and you are my escort today. So could you rub some cream on my legs?

Please.

They're waiting.

Here as well?

Perhaps, and then here too.

Not that they hurt there.

Hey, what on earth...! What the hell!

Are you completely crazy or something? Do you think this is funny!

What are you doing here?

- I was massaging her legs! - Massaging her legs?

It wasn't her legs you were massaging! Get out of here now!

Quickly, out!

I've written everything down for you. You can go.

- Is Mrs Kuznetsova in? - You can't go in there.

Fine, I'll go there instead!

- Olga, where are you going? - Hello Lyudmila!

- What's happened? - I'll tell you what!

Just now I went into the bathroom in corrections, and there I happened to see,

your wheelchair girl was in there, she was screwing the good-looking one!

And not just screwing, they were up to all sorts of perverted things!

- Sobolev? - Sobolev.

- He needs castrating! - Who needs castrating...

There's a man that knows about it...

- I saw a programme the other day... - Be quiet!

... apparently we have genes which deteriorate!

And when they all deteriorate, then we'll all end up stuck in wheelchairs!

What's going on here? What's all the noise for?

What's wrong? What are you doing in here?

Don't hide behind your folder! Take it and leave! Quickly!

- What's going on? - It seems there was some kind of incident,

Olga here was trying to explain, but we couldn't understand any of it.

- What don't you understand? - Wait your turn please!

In the corrections class bathroom, the wheelchair girl was screwing the handsome one!

- And not just normal screwing, but... - Okay! Silence!

I understand. I'll meet with the parents first thing tomorrow!

I'll call them now, now everyone be quiet!

And I'll need to record your first-hand account of what happened!

- Give me the documents. - They come through okay?

Go on, back to work!

Corrections class at it again eh.

What am I supposed to do, walk behind them at all times or something?

Lyudmila, what did I say? You have class if I remember!

- Yes, okay. - Elena, shall I give you some Valerian?

- I have my own thank you. - Wonderful! Take it and get back to work!

The first time I went to the tracks,

we were thinking about who'd lie on them first, and I volunteered.

It's really difficult to get across,

difficult to explain how it felt. They're just words.

Unless you try it for yourself, you won't understand.

It's true y'know. It's something you need to experience yourself.

Something there, something happens to you. There some k-

- And if I want to experience it? - Well, if you want,

then that's fine, if you want.

If that's what you want, then you'll see what the experience is for yourself.

As you wish, then so it will be.

- Keep your arms by your side! - Okay.

- No, guys, let's go under a different train. - Are you crazy?

- The train! The train! - Come on!

No, wait! I don't want to! Please guys!

- We're too late! - Aaah, guys!

Guys, how do you do this, really? It's terrifying, I can't.

We'll wait for the next one to come then.

- You need to lie face-down. - No, you have to lie facing the train.

- Misha, let me explain! - Hands by your side. - Keep your head down...

actually, put your hands over your head because it's gonna be real loud.

Yeah, but you could get your hands cut off.

- So hands by your side! - No, hands over your head!

No, guys! No, no! The next train! Please, I'm scared!

She stood up! Ant, what the hell man! Look, she stood up, she's walking!

Shh, shh. It's okay! It's okay!

Calm down, it's okay.

- Good kiss eh? - Huh?

I said it's a good kiss, yeah? Listen, Misha, you wanna know

what I heard in the teachers' lounge today?

- Did you know that they're already screwing each other? - What?

- Yeah, they're totally screwing. - How d'you know that?

- I heard it! - Where'd you hear it? - Yes, well screw her.

- Where'd you hear? - Today, in the teachers' lounge.

- Were they talking about it or something? - Yeah.

- I love you. - I'm scared.

Don't be.

My gloves are still on.

Stupid trousers.

Oh! What's going on?

Ant, why are you home? I don't understand.

You should be at your tutor's.

Natalia was calling around for me. I, like an idiot, was calling people too.

Anton, what's this all about? Who is she?

Mum, this is Lena, she's my girl.

- What kind of girl? - My girlfriend Mum.

Lena, gather up your things, quickly!

Then get out of my house!

No, this is not a discussion.

Lena's going to collect her things and get out of here!

Are you insane? What are you doing?

- Mum, stop! - You're gonna make a right spectacle out of me!

- Come on, get up and get out! - She can't get up by herself!

- Why can't she! - Because she can't get up!

- Why can't she? - She just can't!

- Why? - Because she can't walk!

- Are you an idiot? - I'm not the idiot!

You complete and utter idiot!

You're trash! Perverted trash! Worthless!

- So she's the wheelchair-girl? - The what?

- Does she have a wheelchair? - Of course, are you blind or something?

Are you a complete idiot? While I'm off earning money...

Mum, I told you, please, calm down!

I told you, stay here! I'm going out so we can talk!

You're not going anywhere!

- Don't touch her, okay? - Get out and stay out!

- Hello. - Hello. Who're you after?

- The headteacher called me in. - First door on your left. - Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

- I'm Lena Chekhova's mother, you called me in. - They're waiting for you, go in.

- Yes yes, come in. - Okay? - Yes, come in.

- Hello. - Hello, come in.

Take a seat over here.

Well okay. This is Polina Soboleva,

she's Anton's mother.

And this is Lena's mother, Svetlana Chekhova.

- Pleased to meet you. - Oh look at us smiling!

- Oh how joyful we all feel, how lovely! - Polina!

Why don't you keep an eye on that daughter of yours?

- Then maybe she wouldn't be a slut. - Polina!

- Why are you saying such things? - So you can somehow discipline her!

- You're both cripples after all! - Polina, let's stay on topic!

- She's a slut, so what about you? - Enough!

- There's no need to be offensive! - We have to meet with the committee!

Everyone does, Lena's in CEC too.

The point is that Polina has come to discuss the fact,

that she found Anton and Lena at home having intercourse yesterday.

That's what all this is about? They're at the age when this happens.

It's called first love.

Hey! What're you doing? Stop that! Stop that immediately!

What are you doing? Stop!

Is this how you settle all your problems?

- What on earth! - Are you okay?

Please, I'm asking you, control yourself.

- Have you seen these? - What are they?

- Those are my stockings!

That's what I found in my son's bed! Speechless now, is that it?

Go on and sort out things with your daughter! And you've got the committee coming up!

Bitch!

Helena, stop laughing!

What are these? I'm asking you, what are these? Are you deaf?

Mum, you don't understand!

Mum, don't go, please!

Mum, listen to me! Don't go, please! Mum!

- That from the answer book? - No, I solved it myself.

- Really? - Really, wasn't that hard!

I guess they got left at the house during, y'know!

So she throws them on the headmistress' desk.

Olya! Olya, say that again, what happened?

Well today, Anton's mum brought in a pair of Lena's bloodied underwear from home,

- and threw them on the headmistress' desk. - She really threw them?

- Yep, right on her desk. - She must have lost it.

Come on, copy them across, quickly!

- Well, what's the answer? - Three.

- We'll talk then, no time now. - Okay.

- Lena? - Yeah?

Listen, will you tell me, did you and Anton sleep together?

And is it true that Anton's mother brought some of your bloodied underwear to school?

There was no underwear.

Some girls were talking about it during break, so I thought I'd ask you.

It's just a load of crap.

- Well, I was only asking. - Can't you think for yourself?

- Vic! Vicky, it's Anton! - What about Anton?

- Bad? - Yeah it's bad!

- Oh my God! Jesus! - Somebody help!

Don't yell, damn! Someone hold his head up!

- Don't let him knock it! - Don't shout! Don't shout!

- He can't seize, we've got our committee soon. Go shut the door! - Hold him up!

Someone hold him up! Someone give me a pen, no, a pencil, anyone!

A pen's no good! He'll bite through it! Find me something else, quickly!

Anton, breathe! Can you hold him steady?

- Here! - Guys, he's gonna die!

Be quiet! We don't need to turn him completely on his side.

- We need some more air! - Window?

- Yeah, open the window! - It's gonna be okay.

Put your cardigan under his head! Take off your cardy! Quickly!

- Where Lena? - Under his head.

Now I'm going to be discussing a rather unusual and,

perhaps strange subject with you.

It's called social health.

So, during their lives, young men and young women,

sooner or later, events occur, which are a part of nature,

when they unite not only in heart and soul,

but a kind of special, physical intimacy takes place.

This intimacy is called sexual intercourse.

Anton, wake up, come on, we're starting a conversation about you.

This is serious everybody.

If a girl and a boy realise,

that such intimacy can't be avoided, they should...

- ... Go visit Anton! - ... be careful about... using protection.

We're going to have a demonstration of how to use contraceptives.

A condom is worn on the male member, which is called the penis,

when the man becomes excited and erect.

He can only wear a condom once he reaches this excited condition.

Do you understand what I'm saying. It's not that funny.

I'm saying, this is a serious matter.

Understand that this...

I can laugh about it too,

but you must understand that it's a serious matter.

Yeah, Lena wasn't laughing during all this, and hers turned out the same!

- Does anyone have a napkin? - Lena has.

- Lena, go on, help her. - You can all laugh and make fun,

but this is one of the most serious things,

these relations between a man and a woman.

But to you it's all a barrel of laughs.

I like how she comes to school, just teasing me with her little stockings!

Imagine how your brother here feels, his balls must be blue!

Yeah, it hurts.

- So why don't we just fuck her! - Yeah. - With a Chupa-Chup?

- Are you joking? - Of course I'm joking!

- I'm not joking. - You what?

I said I wasn't joking.

It's kinda exotic, y'know.

Girl without legs, girls without arms, without a nose, without eyes.

- You ready guys? - Where?

Quiet! On the tracks.

Deal!

- Hello. - Hello.

- Where's your wheelchair? - It's gone.

- Hello. - Hello.

Can you believe it! They cut the lock and stole our wheelchair.

- Damn kids. - What the hell did she do to them?

- They probably rode it around and dumped it somewhere! - What, they stole the wheelchair?

Come on, stand up, gently. You'll make yourself dizzy.

- Listen, hold on, I'll be right back. - Where are you going? - I'll be back!

- Is it difficult? - Nah, it's fine.

- We'll have to go around the groundwater! - Let's go!

We even have two paddles! Faster!

The ship is going at full sail!

Cast off! Anchors away! Full speed ahead!

We've fallen into a whirlpool!

- Hi. - Hey ya.

Can I take you there?

Yay, now my flight goes right to the door!

Perhaps it's me taking you, and not you, me.

- Lena, how come you've no wheelchair today? - Left it at home.

Hear that, the cripple forgot her wheelchair!

Hey, what did you say huh? What you say?

Can you pass me a crutch please.

Don't listen to him, it's not worth it. Please.

- Hey, what did you say huh? - Anton, leave him be, please.

I said that your cripple forgot her wheelchair!

Guys, have you lost it or something!

Misha, get away from him! You hear!

- You get in there now! - Don't touch him!

You hear me? Misha, did you hear me?

Ha! Well done, and again! One!

And again! Two! One, two! Do the little duck, go.

Excellent, excellent, come on, come on.

The duck goes one and two! And the other way!

One, two! One, two!

Well done, your ducks are great.

Hey! So you've learned something from me! And one! And two! And one! And two!

Hey guys, spare a thought for our cripple whose wheelchair was stolen.

- Really? - Yep. - You serious? - Yep.

Did you see it?

She came to school today without it.

- I stole it. - What was that?

- I said I stole it! - Really? You serious? - Yeah.

- Cool! Nice one! - Why?

- Did you see that dickhead Anton's face? - No I didn't.

- He's not a dickhead, he's a normal guy. - A normal guy?

Yeah, normal.

A normal guy, who's fucking a cripple, correct?

Don't you wanna fuck her yourself.

No, I wanna fuck something exotic, got it?

Say you have a car. There's Lada, and there's Lamborghini.

You've gotta take 'em both for a spin once. Just the same with her, get me?

So Lena's a Lamborghini with a broken wheel.

Exactly! With all broken wheels!

On the tracks!

- Three times! - On the tracks!

On the tracks! On the tracks!

Now you need to have a good interview!

- Mum, please, I'm asking you. - So today you have your final lesson,

- then tomorrow we have your committee. - Anton, let's go, let's go.

- I've taken some time off from work - Mum, please, give it a rest!

- And I'm asking you... - I need to support her down! - What happened?

- What d'ya mean? - What happened to your face?

- Don't worry, it's fine. - You've been fighting?

- Let me help Lena and I'll explain everything. - Why are you bleeding?

- I'll explain everything then. - No honey, no.

- That cut needs seeing to. - Please, I'm begging you.

- Hello. - Hi Vicky.

- Hi my dear. - Need help?

- Vicky dear, don't you have any plasters? - No, I haven't, sorry.

- Anton, please, go with your mum. - Could you help please?

- Could you take Lena home? - Yes, of course.

- Lena, I'll take you. - Okay, say bye.

Tell Lena 'goodbye' and let's go.

There's no need for that! Ant, stop it!

Why do you have to be so frustrating!

You're embarrassing me, come on!

Anton, come on. Let's go.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Natalia's waiting for us!

Lena, I've got a surprise for you, wanna hear it?

- One sec, hold on. - We found your wheelchair.

- Wait, what? - Your wheelchair, we found it by the railway tracks.

- So tell me, have you been fighting? - Yeah.

With who? Well, tell me, who with?

- I was fighting with Misha. - You were fighting with Misha...

Well okay, let's go sort out those cuts of yours shall we.

Are you hungry? Anton, did you eat anything today at school?

- Lena. - What? - Lena.

- Hey guys. - Hi.

- Damn, thanks guys! - We found it for you Lena.

- I'm freezing to death here, I wanna go home. - Hmm, you are! Well let's go then.

Misha, what're you doing!

- Let me go! Damn, guys, don't do this! - Oooh, help me.

Put me down, please. Give me my crutches!

Dmitri, give me the crutches, please!

Dammit, what're you doing!

- Hold her! - Let me go!

- Here, suck it! - I'll help you!

Help me!

Hold her arms, keep them down!

Help me, somebody! Please, anybody, help me!

What's all this for hey?

Are you made of stone down there or something?

- Give her to me then! - Yeah, let my brother try!

- Let Dmitri have a go! - Help!

Help me, please!

Don't shout! Don't shout!

- I dunno, there's... - What?

Hey, don't film this, damn! No filming!

- I'm not filming. - Misha, you try, there's...

- She's... She's... - ...A virgin!

Yeah, she's a virgin!

- What? That's why I couldn't. - Try again!

Guys, let's go! Come on, it's okay! Let's go!

They've finished the ramp!

Smashing eh! Good sign.

Now you and me get to test it out. Hold on!

What did they make it so short for?

Hold on, we'll try it the other way. Hold on tight.

- I'll climb up myself Mum. - Of course, Lena,

they don't want us to get in, that's why they made it like this.

But no, it was too hard for them to finish the job and weld on another ten centimetres!

We'll have to report this! Come on.

Great work, thank you so very much!

They wrote the invoice, took the money.

All done, great work! Job done.

And we have to slog away with this wheelchair,

so we keep sloggin' on, and no one cares.

Hold on dear, one sec.

We're in soon.

Hey Vicky, tell me, what did I ever do to you?

Come on, answer me! What did I ever do to you, Vicky?

- Give me the telephone! - Don't touch me!

Give me the telephone please!

I'm asking you, give me the telephone Vicky!

- I told you to piss off! - Vicky, why?

Can you take your retarded little daughter away!

Just give me the telephone!

I passed!

- They didn't even ask anything! - Congratulations! Here's to victory!

Anton!

Shut your mouth, retard!

Be quiet! You hear me? Immediately!

- Okay, quiet down! - What's going on out here? Quiet!

Who's next? You? Come in!

Until now we'd been doing home-schooling, and the doctor noted

that it would be better if she started going to school.

Her spirits have improved having classmates around.

- Is Lena able to converse? - Yes, of course, she's just nervous.

- How are Lena's studies? - Lena's studies, they're generally...

... not bad, but all the same, it seems to me,

that Lena would struggle in a comprehensive school environment.

Okay. Lyudmila, what do you think?

Well, I'd like to say that she's a very good girl,

and is well up to the standards of comprehensive level education.

Yes, she constantly engages with her studies at comprehensive school level.

She knows lots of supplementary material too.

Well, good, we understand your opinion.

Tell us Elena, what do you have there?

- Is there a majority or not? - An absolute majority!

It seems to me, in general, that the sensible thing would be

for Lena to remain in corrections class.

You can't dispute that it's very difficult for her to walk.

And while there's no ramp, the stairs will be too difficult.

There is a ramp! It already reaches up to the second floor!

She can already stand up, understand? She can stand without assistance.

Yes, we've already seen. She falls and ends up covered in bruises.

Svetlana, if I could have your attention, I'd like to make a request.

Could you send Lena out to the corridor, we'd like to discuss a few things with you, okay?

- Go to the corridor. - Lena, go out to the corridor.

Svetlana, when you came to us in August,

I told you that it wouldn't be so bad

if you continued with home-schooling,

But you insisted on your full rights.

But now I can say with confidence,

that Lena cannot carry on without correctional support.

Therefore, I can say right away, that it would be best for Lena to remain in corrections class.

Here, Eugene, what do you say?

Svetlana, I've viewed all of the photos,

analyses and test results.

And nothing contradicts our earlier assessment,

so once again, unfortunately, I've come to the conclusion,

that her disease, myopathy, remains incurable.

We can only hold it off, and then that's conditional.

Eugene, we all understand about the disease!

Let's take a vote! Theresa.

We need to make some kind of decision here then.

As far as I'm concerned, Lena needs to stay in corrections class.

Who's in favour of Lena remaining in corrections class?

- Everyone agreed or not? - Agreed. - Good, understood. Thank you.

Hey! You can't come along here!

Can't you see that I'm cleaning here?

Hey! Can you stay against the walls.

- You talking to me? - Yes to you!

Can't you see I'm washing the floor? Would you mind going along the wall!

- What are you doing? You... - The floors dirty?

Then let me clean it for you, it's not difficult!

Here, I'll clean every single last inch of the corridor for you.

Here, I'll get down on all fours and will clean the floor for you.

Because it was me who brought Lena here, and blackened all of your floors for you!

Before we got here, they were all gleaming and perfect!

All of your floors here were clean! They were spotless!

But no, me and Lena arrived,

and stained them all for you!

I can't do this anymore! I can't do this.

Where's our corridor?

Where is it? Where is our corridor, where's Lena?

I really don't know where it is.

You don't have to do that hun... Come on, get up, get away from here.

That's enough Mum, get up!

Lena?

Lena...

English translation: onthemightofprinces [Handjob/PTP]